Tell Em Steve-Dave - #442: Fry Guy

Episode Date: May 3, 2020

Q waxes philosophic. Walt is downvoted.

Hey, real quick, just wanted to let anybody know who may have an interest. We are putting up some eBay auctions under the title, SOS auctions. And these auctions are going to go 100% to the stage to try to raise some capital because we've been closed now for so long. And you know, trying to pay some bills that we got to pay before we start to open up here, hopefully soon. But in the meantime meantime I've donated some artwork from every series that I ever worked on. We're doing these weekly so on Thursday

you could look for a new page of art to go up for the next five weeks and up first is Karni then following week we'll do a War of the Undead and then Kakafani, Lightning Gire, Cryptozoc Man, Metro, and then winding up with Knights of the Fifth Dimension. As well as I am putting up for the stash of pretty rare comic that I worked on, I never talked about it. It was never actually officially released. There was only 200 copies printed by the guy who wrote it. It's the book called Drastic with a K. It's done, I don't know how many years ago. It's got to be over a decade ago, 12 years ago. And I'll be honest, there's a reason why I never talked about it. It's not my best work. I don't know if I was ready to be drawing a compoke at this point, but you know, I feel when I look at it now,

I'm like, oh my God. That's horrible. Oh my God. I was so bad, but I'm putting them up there for dire times, desperate measures, kind of aspect. But every week we're gonna be putting a copy of drastic up as well with the artwork. So they're separate auctions, but if you got any interest, check them out. Thank you. I'll talk to you soon, later.

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Move as fucking so Call the 148 to help me out with this setup today I told you 148 to help me out with this setup today. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tellum Steve Dave. Obviously everybody's still locked down, broadcasting from a respective residences, Walt Flanagan how you doing? Good. Yeah, feeling good, feeling positive? Uh, yeah, I mean, I have no reason not to feel positive, right?

Uh, do I? I don't know, you may. You may. There's something going on out there. I feel like I'm going to be podcasting with the Blues Brothers today because Q same deal Q is He's unhappy about this old Corona thing. He doesn't want to stay inside anymore It's getting to him. Is Q still on one? It does not sound that way does it?

I think when he clapped he fucking turned a photo. Let me try to call him back Q On the edge, side himself. We're gonna have to work together while to calm this savage beast. It's all right, I'm just a standard middle-aged man trying to figure out how to work technology. Everybody listening to this, you know, understands they've seen the fall to do it

or they've done it. Where it's like, why won't this thing just fucking work? Yeah, like what's the new cliche because it used to be like, oh, they can't, you know, an old person can't figure out the visa, how to program the clock on the VCR. And like, since nobody knows what the fuck of VCR is anymore, like what's the new cliche that you can't work your phone, I guess? I can't, I don't know. It's all this okay boomer shit.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know nothing.'t know. It's all this okay boomer shit. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know nothing. Does it bother you being referred to as a boomer, even though you're clearly. Well, I'm not. I'm, I'm, I'm Gen X. Yeah. I know you're clearly not, but I think that it's just a blanket sort of, uh, prejudice

term that they use against people above the age of 20. Right. I don't care. It doesn't matter. Do you regret not studying up and boning up on tech as it came down the pike? You kind of just let yourself fall out of the current tech and everything. So now you're paying a big price. It sounds like. And do you

do not keep it up on it? Well I'm gonna tell you what's really frustrating is that I have kept up on it. That's what's pissing me off. That would be more frustrating than myself. I haven't kept up. I don't know what's going on, but yeah, if you have any wasting all that time and you still can't figure it out, yeah, I can see why you're upset. The four words, the four words said in my, my house the most or why won't this work? Gotta get yourselves a 148. I call the 148 to help me out with the setup today. And it's been working smooth as fucking silk didn't

Weren't you the one who pressed record? I mean aside from that all he did was plug it in We have not a problem have we? That's true. He doesn't have a 140 weapon. I'm dropping headphones. It's a my fucking iced tea. I can't I can't get this the Clap right Get him just ran over to make sure that everything's working smoothly after they gave that Hey, do we have an agenda with this cola? Can I bring something up? You can bring up anything you want, of course. Well, who's it about, it was regarding me?

Yeah. No. It's not what you think. No. We haven't talked about it already. We haven't talked about it. Okay, go ahead. Because a little birdy landed on my shoulder

and told me that, that walled apparently you're you're you're Intimately involved now and and and getting the business on the reddit board. Oh, I heard this so I Went over I took a stroll over the reddit land and holy fucking shit. They you're really on the front lines They're like like they said dude like they said it'd be at nom. He's in the shit I mean just I mean there's this one fucking weepy motherfucker saying like complaining that you give it dolling out medical advice and something like that You got another weepy And I could have believed what I was reading I I was like, is this dude saying, is he holding Walter responsible for medical information?

I couldn't believe it. But then you were answering him. And then I was like, when is he doing this? It was like, it was Chris. So I got into it. And despite the fact that me laughing at it and stuff like that, I gotta say like, if you guys hate to show that, I mean, I never thought the day would come where I would go on a Reddit and see

people attacking Walt Flanagan, like the Teflon, just fucking shifts in this crowd from person to person. It's your turn. It's like, it's like, it's like all things, things, you know, ebbs and flows, man, I mean, I guess I'm on the low end now, and you guys aren't being attacked, but yeah, I got attacked for saying that, they're annoyed that I kept saying, well, maybe middle America can open up a little bit earlier. And hold, hold, hold, Middle America opened up a little bit earlier, and I was right though, but yet people were annoyed by it though.

But my point is it doesn't even matter if you're right or wrong. Yeah, it really doesn't matter. Yeah. Like, like Tom Steve D. podcast says, maybe Middle America can open earlier. What do you got? What do you guys think? The only thing that I try to be charitable about it, I was like, look, everybody's on distress.

So maybe we'd be smurf over there. Fuck it. So worried about it. Maybe he's just having a, this, you know, maybe he's on the stress like all of us and this is just a, okay. Yeah, that, that's right. Some of those people over there were saying

that I was advocating ignoring the experts advice. And I, I couldn't remember ever advocating that or ever saying that, but I have to truth be told, I, I, in my own personal experience, I did ignore some expert advice early on. I did wear a mask when they said we didn't need to wear a mask, so I did ignore that. But when I went to the grocery store, I was wearing a mask, but it turns out they walked that back. So, you know, I said, no, no, no foul, no bad, because it turns out I, ignoring them on that one was maybe the right call.

I don't know. I don't know. I mean, actually, you know what I... No, no, no, no, no. I see people are like, where I read a lot of comments. It was actually fun because it has been a long time since I went to Reddit and it was sign the fun to see the things that people are complaining about because I was like, Jesus, Christ.

How petty and small can you get? So I guess I guess I just want to speak to the people that are like on their complaining about the show, guys, you don't have to listen to the show. Like if it driving you that crazy. It's a democratic world. Should we give them an opportunity to call in and vent and maybe we could learn a thing or two from these. From the scientists and experts that are on right?

Yes, that's exactly what I was thinking. They're all scientists and experts and know every fucking thing that they shouldn't should not be doing and are more than happy to alert you that everything you say is wrong. It's weird too, but people like that are like they don't do anything for a certain time and then they discover something and then everyone else is an asshole if they're not doing it now. And it's like, I don't know.

The information shifts every day, so you're never right. You're also never wrong because nobody knows what the fuck's going on. But the tone of what Walt was getting was as if Walt was sitting here going, guys, there's no virus. Like, that's the tone of the fucking accusations and I was like the guy is trapped in a house with his wife and two daughters He's he's fucking at home like everybody else. He's putting out this show I felt bad for your wall to not a way like how a wall full recover But I was like, oh man, it's kind of shitty like It is shitty because that's the free show

You went out of the goodness on my heart Like if you want to take if you want to take me apart and drill me and come at me and criticize me, at least do it on the Patreon where you're paying for it, then I can accept it, but not on the free one. Right. Do you remember, Q, do you remember in snatch when somebody complained to Brick Top about giving them a tip on a fight and then the fighter lost and the guy lost money and he starts complaining to Brick Top and Brick Top's like, hey, if

I give a dog a bone, I don't want to know how it tastes. And I was like, that's pretty good right there. It's like, it's there. What point was like, look, it's the surgeon general, then it's me. And a lot of times we go a little, we go head to head because, you know, we disagree. It's like, nobody fucking said that, asshole. Nobody said it. And it's just like, I mean, what are you going to, like, not only that, but like, Walt is

on the board interacting with you guys, like, the guy, it's like, what more does a fucking guy have to do? I just don't understand. I was like, what, like, not to say that people can't disagree because I mean, it's tell them Steve Dave, disagreement is built into the DNA of it, but it was the douchey fucking like purposely, this is what got me, the purpose,

purposely misconstruing what Walt said. Twisting fits. To fit, to fit an argument. I saw them, yeah, they quoted me on something they quote and I was like but that's not even how I said it all I said and I was like I don't know man I felt bad I did feel bad for your walled because I want it must not it's I know it's not fun when the Teflon wears off so sorry but I didn't realize that my Teflon wears off. So sorry, but.

I mean, I didn't realize that my Teflon was worn off. You guys are learning me to this. I just assumed this it was just one asshole or a couple of assholes. I don't know, man, it looked like they were fucking coming after you. I mean, I never seen anybody talk to you talk about like that to you before.

Yeah, I felt bad for you because you only knew about 10% of the hate you were getting. Now you know it all. Oh, forget about it. I mean, I did notice I did a deep time. I was like, all right, they don't even mention me at all. Usually I'm learning, which is good. But yeah, they seem to hate Brian.

And now it seems that oh yeah, to you, you, I didn't see a single Nice comment Yeah, what can I do to regain their favor? Well, tell me what do we need to do? I didn't I didn't spell to this information or disinformation Yeah, but you you complain a lot you actually one one person wrote actually was pretty funny because you they were talking about your dishwasher thing, where you knocked it off the thing and somebody wrote that, oh, Brian fucking,

it's something about the dishwasher blah blah blah, and somebody wrote, all right, this is what we're complaining about Johnson this week. Let me just check my cards. Oh, his dishwasher, that's what he did wrong. And I was like, that guy fucking gets it. I'm like, I mean, if the show is bringing you this much agitation, if you're not enjoying

it, and it doesn't seem like anybody's enjoying it, or worse, if you're tuning into Tell them Steve Dave for fucking medical advice, maybe you shouldn't. I don't know, maybe you just shouldn't. Yeah, I am at some point we can go over my diagnosis and my medications, because these people are going to feel bad. Those red people, they're going to apologize to me for shaming me for destroying dishwasher. Why? Why? What's your diagnosis? Well, there were two that I got bipolar two and intermittent explosive disorder, which is exactly that, that kind of shit. Is there a bipolar 3?

No, one and two. So that's the worst one, too? No, one is the worst. One is the worst one. It's like the mania is like suddenly you just decide, hey, I'm going to go on a boat trip when you're supposed to be going out and getting bread at the store. Like, you know, I just shit like that. Whereas the bipolar 2 is lighter and just sort of different different intensities of certain things, you know. Is there a cure?

Just medication. I don't know cure, but you can be medicated, which I am now. But so you have, so I'll I'll read anybody anybody. I'm sorry I just want to say I just want to say this so I understand it so anybody that's ripping into you Is picking on metal illness? They sure are absolutely You guys can't see because we're not in the same room, but I'm clutching my pearls You guys can't see because we're not in the same room, but I'm clutching my pearls Guys get a grip everybody get a grip. How do we become friends? How many years did you go undiagnosed? with Well with this I had taken I used to take similar medication back when I lived in LA

I used to take similar medication back when I lived in LA. And so it's been, 2006, 2007, you said, something like that. Remember we talked about the last time. So you went 15 years without the proper medication? Yeah, that's why it was getting worse and worse. And you don't know why you did that? I don't know why I didn't take more medication. Well, I started. Yeah, why you didn't say yourself,

I need to get back on this, why do you wait 15 years then? Well, I didn't have health insurance for a long time and the medication was really expensive. Just one of them was like 800 a month, so that wasn't happening. Why did they make it so expensive? I guess it's all the research that goes into it.

It's like they can't put a billion into research in a drug and then charge generic prices at first. So that's what I have about that. How do those people sleep at night, though, and they know there's people that need it that can't afford it, though, and their lives would be so much more, would be somewhat normal and they're not able to get that because it costs so much money to buy the cure. How do they justify that? And it sure would be a way less negative comments on Reddit directed at certain people.

Yeah, I don't know. I don't know the same way that the oxy-cutting people are like, fuck it, man. We're making a mint. Yeah, but I just don't know how at the end of the night when you put your head on your pillow, that you can sleep knowing that you're charging $800 for how many pills a month, like what? It would have been 30, it was like a month, so probably. 30 pills a month, $800, that's nuts.

Yeah. Knowing how many people are suffering now, that's is fucked up that you can go to sleep that night in your mansion. Yeah, but they can't make it without, like, I mean, I guess they found it. They couldn't have found the cure when I was spending that much money to find it, right?

I guess, but you would think that the government would full chip in on getting this done, but yeah, I guess. Somebody's taking some money somewhere. It's not us. No. So yeah, those are the two things. That just came in now, right? That was a recent... No, within the past few weeks, but like we just shorted up my medication.

So now I take well-buted trim that's for depression. That's like the depression part. I take depacote, that's an anti-convulsant, that's, you take that. Oh, you've been convulsing? No, but it's used. You sounded really excited. I know, right.

I've had to get to see it long. Like I'm possessed. You're going to convulsions. Like I got hard that time. Get a Wentic Abolish. Remember when the time you said that the table and you almost fucking passed out, memory on you. No, this is.

I don't know you had you went to convulsions. I don't. I just said I don't. This is it's for it's an anti convulsant, but it's also used with people by puller to so your so your mood doesn't change so quickly Like my mood will shift from like moment to moment sometimes So when was when when was your last convulsion? Earlier today when I was trying to set this shit up to record

Oh, so you just call fucking a fits of rage convulsions. Oh, okay. Yeah That's how I get away with it And the last one is a billify that's an anti-psychotic so So that so all those are supposed to- You're hard core, you're the real deal, you're no fucking poser, right? No, I wish I were just like I didn't care.

And I didn't see it getting worse and worse until like probably within the past six, eight, 10 months, maybe a year. You know, I said it's really, it's getting better than Marybeth was kind of like, yeah, it's gotten worse and it gets worse and it's like every day now, it's something. So be it on the medication so far, like I avoided one thing for sure, or I know I would have been like fuck you bitch, like I was at food town. I got into a little bit of a row with some fucking manager. Beyond that, and I settled it. I didn't like any flip out on her. So that's an achievement, I guess. By having a convulsion right on the floor. Yeah.

I'm pretending but I really hit my head on the way down. You can just scream and somebody put something, it's make someone help me not swallow my tongue. It's getting me to push it over, especially in a fucking age of coronavirus. The crew runs over to try to help you. Well, I'm in the produce section. I'm like, great at cucumber. over, especially in a fucking age of coronavirus, the crew runs over to try to help you. Well, I'm in the produce section. I'm like, great at cucumber. I'm just well in my tongue quickly, I said. So, okay, so that's good, but you've said that you've

been, you've already been seeing a difference, which is good. Yeah, well, because first I started out with, um, Devacote, then he gave me the well-buter, and then he gave me the Abilify last time, so I have to fucking get a blood test every two weeks, which sucks. What are you gonna do? Give blood every two weeks. Give blood every two weeks. So you don't fucking freak out for no reason.

Yeah. The chain falls. I have to worry, do you just like, I can't tell you, like, you know, know I punch through a fucking door because like because I spill water on the floor and now I have to fucking get a new door put in which I know I can't do so I have to fucking pay her any to do it or last time I'd get it but like no door punch in since then it's nice to a poncho. I think you know what I mean. What? Oh, and you know what I take when I donkey poncho? Let me tell you, um, Blue Choo. Yeah. And this episode is sponsored by Blue Choo because, guys, you guys and girls, remember the days

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We can't do that for you, but is it a let me ask you something is it a video chat or it's just a phone call video chat They got to see your owner. They got to make sure that they got to evaluate how how flaccid it is Well, that's it I just to see is this like they'll show you a progression of pictures to see what what stimulates that flaccid boner and whether you deserve the political show. Yeah, what would be on that? What would be some of the pictures I would have to be on that list, Q. to get to get to get the just a joan dills just stills inflatable skeleton I don't know my

Wow that's a hell of a good callback I don't I don't know what still images would do it for me today I think my brain's been rotted out by Decades upon decades of easily accessible pornography and actual 3D sex. Oh, yeah, so like when's the last time a still moved your motor or major moved your needle and made the motorboat hum? Oh my god, a still? Yeah.

Oh, god, I don't know. It's been a while. That's why Playboy went the way of the dinosaur. I don't think so. I had a subscription to playboy until they stopped until they stopped Do a print magazine. Yeah, but that's why they stopped because no one I mean no one wants a playboy book He was saying I was a customer, but your co-star was enough customers. Yeah Your co-star in that game show, Q, was like, I'm going to pose as a man on the cover, just to show all these guys like, Hey, Playboys, I don't know. I don't even know what the statement was. Is that true? Yeah. It may have been the last issue I'm not sure. Did she pose on the cover, Playboy? She was supposed to. I saw a mock-up

of it. I don't know if the issue ever came out because I'm not familiar with Playboy. I mean, I liked you meal quite a bit. Like, I like, you know, I know her personally says the whole different thing, but put aside what do you like or not. Like, she's conventionally attractive in every single possible way. So, like, I think that that would probably sell well. Not when she's dressed like a dude. I mean she's got this oversized fucking zoot suit on It's like who wants to see that. I'll tell you who no one Nobody wants to see that nobody now. No, don't try pretending that you saw still of that you get all excited No, I wanted to but I mean what was what was the point? What was Jemila saying like she was like I don't know

Surely she's not trying to bring down playboy like that's that's absurd She would know but she likes to make statements I think What's her last name again? Jamil she's using a platform. What's your fucking problem, bro? I don't have a problem with it. It's great It's a right about you Let's see. Okay. Jamila, Jamila, playboy. She did an interview.

Okay. She did an interview. And her, yeah, like, look at the picture as her in this giant white oversized suit that you can't see anything, really. Yeah, but she's on the, let's take Jam a lot of it because she is a friend of mine. So it sounds insincere, but like, you're talking about what is the, but no, but this play, cover of Playboy has had various different levels of, of, this robing on it. Surely there's been people on it in clothes. Well, can I talk to you for a minute?

I need some unbiased opinions here. She was just Googling, I was do Googling donkey punch. I didn't know that. I had never heard that before. You're always going to learn something not tell them to do. So she poses unretouched and oversized suits for Playboy. And as quoted as saying, I want it to be shot

like a man. Okay. The actress and activist said on Twitter that she felt extremely free at her completely unsexualized shoot. And she's redefining what it means to pose for playboy. Yeah, I can you can say that again. So is that does she take the suit off at a certain point or no? No, she puts on a different suit. She's very pretty. I mean, don't get me wrong. Do you ever get a real estate of this road? No. No, okay.

But you know what? There's probably thousands of dudes who would be get turned on by women dressed as men now. They're starting to think of third of the people on the phone right now. I'm looking at the pictures right now. Like she looks fucking gorgeous. Like I don't know what you're talking about. Don't fucking sit there and tell me you think

that's sexy. How dare you? Well, I just said that still images don't do it for me at all. Right. So so so you wouldn't know either way. So I can't even take your opinion on this though. Well, I'll be telling you something right now. If she posed for Playboy, if Jamila, any female friend of mine posed for Playboy, I mean, that would probably be an exciting pictorial for me. That's a still. I respect. At a respect you would not decline to look at the photos?

Oh, fuck no. If they're in Playboy, they posed for it. Of course I would look. Yeah, but that's like then, like when you go go to work it's so awkward because then you're constantly seeing the still though just constantly like seeing her in the playboy okay thinking about it Jameela Jameel we're talking about Jack Kevin's wife was in playboy how you saw her in that? I did not look at that. I did not look at those pictures. Yeah, me too.

I looked, she looked pretty fucking good too. And the next time I saw Jenna, I wasn't like, yeah, but you also, like she also posed for playboy. She was in there doing what playboy is about. Not like, I'm gonna redefine this magazine for the next month and a half until it shutters You know you but I don't know about that dude you're gonna Look here's the thing. This is the thing with you me. It's actually more fucking cuz everybody listening to this On Reddit no doubt will be like oh fuck when he's just just cuz he knows your any works through saying nice things

Okay, that's okay. You're slow. He's not fuck wall It's always gonna be knows or any works, we're saying nice things. That's okay. That's okay. You're as long as it's not fuck wall. Yeah. It's always going to be fuck prize. So go on. Yeah. But I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to say the truth, man, like I like her. She's super fucking cool, like to hang out with like I, like I like her a lot. So,

In fairness to you, you've said this before, like we, not on Mike, we've, we've spoken about her and you've spoken highly of her. So you, there's no bullshit. However, No, it's her and you've spoken highly ever so you did know bullshit However, no, it's not bullshit. I do like I know I know I know I know she's got like the platforms and stuff like that That doesn't interest us, but you know, I just don't pay attention to that shit much like people should do with Walt Just don't fuck a pay attention to Walt medical advice like just fucking let it go like why why do I have to have an opinion about everything that my friends do? Like why it's absurd?

2020, Q. Is it, I guess it is, you all got to have opinions. And every opinion is valid and I gotta fight, like, I don't know. They're all giving equal weight. Sure. Sure, but why do you go on Reddit? Just stay way.

This is a pandemic, you know, I'm sitting there trying to fill hours in a day. More big curiosity. Yeah. How does it make it feel like when you see somebody like not something like that where they're doleby, but something that's like cutting, you know, like a cutting remark about like your looks or about something that you're like maybe I didn't see anything about my looks. What's that?

That must be on the dark web, Reddit. You're telling me there's comments about my looks. No, I haven't seen any. I'm saying if there were. Oh, if there were? Well, I mean, why are you giving me these, what if scenarios? Well, it's actually a probably scenario, but I was gonna bring up something medical though, but you know

Oh, yeah, do I dare do I dare bring it up? No, it just make it just can you just make a disclaimer? Maybe just be like hey guys if you don't know this by now disclaimer, maybe just be like, hey guys, if you don't know this by now, calumsteedave is a comedy show in which we've repeatedly said over a decade that we don't know what we're talking about. And you should probably not take any medical advice from tellumsteedave, as opposed to say, all the fucking worldwide web that's at your fingertips. And if like, don't be stupid and listen to our medical fucking advice, like a stupid fucking asshole.

How's that? Well, good. I like that disclaimer. That's pretty good. Yeah. Okay. All right. There you go. But this one was a question to you guys because I keep hearing a lingo being thrown around during this it really hot and heavy. I keep hearing it over and over again. I don't know what it means, but I think I have an idea what it means. And if it's what I think it is, I don't see how it could, how it's possibly done. I don't know how on earth it could be done. But one of the things that they want to do for New Jersey in New York to reopen is something called contact tracing. Have you heard this phrase? Yeah, I've heard about this. I have not what is I think it's like you register with someone it doesn't trace you individually It's somehow traces people in mass, I think

Where let you would know how close you are to somebody who had it, right? I thought it would, again, you look it up and that come over here and tell us what contact tracing is when you have a good idea what it is. But I thought it did, it was based upon your test results. Here you go. Here you go. Your personal test results and it's a trace back to all the people that you may have come into contact with. I thought that's what it meant. Here you go. I got it right here. Again, it's acknowledging that I'm correct. Now, if that's the case, Brian Q, think of that

undertaking and the cost. And who is doing that for the hundreds of thousands of people that are infected, that we are going to do contact tracing on all those people before we even think about opening. That's just that's just not possible, is it? Seems time. One of my long. Could you think about the think about the numbers, Q, and then and then to like do a little math in your head and then be like, that's not possible. I don't think it's possible in the United States because who the fuck am I going to allow

to track me? I mean, I know I have a phone in my pocket that they could track anytime, but like, we're gonna have to be like an app, like a buy-in, like you opt in with an app, maybe? That does it for the track to and stuff like that. I thought it was tracing your past history of where you went to and like who you came into contact with.

It does. It does, it does. It's just right. What's going to do that. It says right here. What organization is going to do that? Once I thought I heard the other day that they're hiring anywhere between like three to seven thousand people for New Jersey to do it. Okay, even at that, that's not like how long will that take to trace? There's seven million people in the state. Once someone has been confirmed to be infected with a virus such as COVID-19, contact tracers try to track down others who have had recent prolonged exposure to that person

when they may have been infectious. Typically, that exposure means six feet of the person for more than 10 minutes. How long will that take? How is that possible? Well, then they make an effort to reach out to every one of those contacts. Tell them they may have been exposed and giving them instructions on what to do next. So yeah, how would you know? It's not possible. They're literally if, now, if I'm right. And that's what it means.

They are putting an impossible task in front of the state to achieve. It's not possible to do contact tracing on the level that they're expecting, no, without spending billions of dollars in having people just run around trying to find out where one person came into contact with somebody. It's a fucking endless task, isn't it? No, I don't think so because here, like, possibly, like's say that you had you got it right walled flat again And they're like well who'd you come in contact with and you're like these six people and then So they go to tell those six people and then one of them has it and it's like then six people and six people So it's like exponentially it'll go faster

Because probably most people have had contact with someone who had it at some point. How the fuck they're gonna know? I don't know. You thought you had it? I thought I had it. Q-thought he had it. So... But how are they going to do it for people who are out and about the people who go to a supermarket? You'll never be able to do it. Lock it down, do it, though. You'll never be able to do it like lock it down do it though. You'll never be able to trace everybody you ever came into contact with and how many a man hours will that take to trace all the people you may have come into contact with. A lot. A lot of hours. Gator was pointing to his cell phone as if they're going to do it through the phone.

Now, I'm sorry, man. You know there's going to be people who are not going to want to fucking whoever it is to be going through their phone and tracking them. No, I don't give a fuck. But you know it's going to be a problem though when they tried to institute that. 10 years ago, I would have never agreed to it. Ever. I'd be like, no fucking way.

I was like, you were to your mind. I don't want you to know where I'm going or what I'm doing. Now I'm just like I'll tell you exactly where I've been and what I'm doing Please let me come out of my house Please, please you can put a camera up my fucking ass if it lets me go out of the house, please But is that it or is it like hey? Let's just take a peek at this thread that says uh Colonel Q. Brie and Troy on your messages and shit. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I delete those conversations nightly.

Me too, but do they have access to that shit? I don't know. I don't think so. We're all on Apple and they have end to end encryption, I believe. Oh, right. I don't know. My buddy're all on Apple and they have end-to-end encryption, I believe. Oh, right. I don't know. My buddy works for the government and he uses that signal app. He's like, he says you're crazy if you don't use it. Oh, yeah.

What is that? It makes it so it's end-to-end encryption, but even it's just a messaging app, but even even it's just a messaging app, but even signal the app itself couldn't couldn't read it if they wanted to. Like your phone creates the code, sends it, and then the code is broken on the other phone. It's how he roughly explained it to me. I'm sure I missed some details. And if you want a correction of that, I'm sure you can just go to Reddit under the fucking wine. He putshole fucking thing about how I got it wrong, but, uh, but yeah, so it's something he's like that's just he's like the government has a problem with that app because they have no way to break it. Whereas Apple, I think they have a key that they can use if they need to.

Yeah, but they wouldn't even give it to them to check out that terrace phone, the guy who like gunned down all those people in, uh, San Diego in California. You know, it was like outside, it was like San Bernardino or something. Yeah. That's a tricky one. They wouldn't even give them the ability to crack it for that. Now, Gatem has just showed me that there's an Apple and Google release first seed of COVID-19 exposure notification API for contact tracing app. My God, though, but still someone's going to have to go through the data, though, right?

How long and how time consuming and it's just a nightmare, though, trying to do this for all the people in the country, though? I think realistically, like when somebody's like, hey, we need to do a DNA test. They're like, all right, it's the end 14 months. It's not like overnight, you know? So this shit, yeah, what you would have to think, all right, see in 14 months. It's not like overnight, you know. So this shit, yeah, what you would have to think, it would take maybe not 14 months, but it's not going to be like in the moment. Somebody has to devise the entire program. This is something they just thought up, right? Or, no, I think they used their first SARS in

Ebola too. Yeah, I don't think it's something they just thought up. I think that this is something that, what do you, this, so a platform of everyone's something just thought up. I think that this is something that what are you this so Platform of everyone's smartphones become part of a massive net. Okay, so Apple and Google have proposed a platform that would let everyone's smartphones become part of a massive National contact tracing network now before there were smartphones How did they do contact tracing though literally with fucking a piece of paper and an eraser? Because People are dying Literally with fucking a piece of paper and an eraser because I don't know how did they do this though because contact tracing is not something that's new

So how did they do it before before smart phones though? 148 do Detective work he says But what the fuck does that mean? What does that mean? I thought that was smart. I thought that I wanted... You're delusional man. They got Sam spade on the case and I can figure it out. What do you guys thoughts on that, though? Do you think that that's the... Do you think that will go over? Do you think that is something that will go over like smoothly? Do you think it

will help? Do you think it will be something that is just like a, is that Mount Everest though? Or is it not? I don't know. These are the questions I'm asking and I hope I don't get attacked for them. Well, since here, the Canadian government has launched a nationwide contact tracing program, 27,000 volunteers. In China, 9,000 contact tracers were employed in Wuhan alone. So I think they just take massive amounts of people, and that's how they're going to do it.

Even though it's a huge undertaking, they're just taking these, like, tons of people. And you have no say saying it, huh? I guess not. Yeah, but even if you're like, I decline. Well, why not? Even the census, most people just fucking toss on the garbage. I thought that's what you did, too. Mary Beth acted like I was going to assassinate the president.

I'm like, what are you talking about? Like census? She's like, that's how they know how many people. I'm like, I don't care. And so she filled out, I was like, you want to fucking do this, census is so bad, you don't. And then she did it.

I filled mine out, I filled mine out. I just think that most people don't, right? They say only like 20% of people answer to some shit like that. Then I probably wouldn't have, but she seemed real fucking. What about people who don't have smartphone, so? Like, get them, you don't even have a smartphone, right're you're not even you're not he's not on any network

he's like he's he's not unless he unless he's hooked up to someone's Wi-Fi so he can go around giving this shit to everyone the guy with the fucking outdated phone and it's like so all this contact tracing doesn't matter I guess Have you seen this fucking Instagram account it looks like that's exactly what he's doing? You don't find this guy like more than a hundred yards from a fucking grocery store Fuck the gram account I don't know what the rest of the rest of it is. I don't know. I'm scared, though, guys. I'm scared that this is a hurdle that if they're going to put this in front of us to make

it so we can open, you know, we can't open until this is attempted or is gone into effect. I'm afraid it's just going to be like a massive hurdle for a state to get over that they have to have contact tracing before you can reopen. I think you're talking about a long time. Now I mean, I see more and more people, like I go out once in a while, like I just go for a drive and I'm seeing more and more people out there. I know they're not in essential businesses. They just can't be because the first couple days, it's like nobody and seeing more and more people out there. I know they're not in essential businesses. They just can't be because the first couple days,

it's like nobody, and now more and more people are out there. I see people fucking meeting in parking lots. Nobody's got a mask on. Like all that shit. Like I saw a bunch of cheerleaders today and a parking lot over by Sears. Well, that old Sears. And they're just like, what, they practice in their moves?

No, they were like, they were doing something for, like they had balloons all over the car. I guess they're like what they practice in their moves. No, they were like they were doing something for like they have balloons all over the car I guess they're like trying to raise people spirits and shit Did they have masks on no nobody had a mask on Yeah, I mean as this goes on you know, it's just it's just human nature I mean as it goes on and on more and more people will be like, we'll stop adhering and stop being so rigid with their practices. It's just, it's a fact. You know they will. I mean, I'm not saying you should.

I'm not advocating at it. I'm just saying, but human nature says that like you can only do it for so long before some people, not me, will. I think whatever you guys think. Whatever the group think is, you know I think it. I love groups. You guys know that, don't you? I would never differ from your opinion.

Ever. But that's the thing you weren't even like opinion. It's like You weren't saying that this is the way it was you're just saying like I don't think it'll open by then Which is by the way just as fucking valid as anybody else saying it it means nothing. It means nothing Nothing But that fucking Pusol seemed to be concerned not him well But that fucking Pusol seemed to be concerned not him well not him. He's too smart to fall for it He's the kind of calls you out on it He's worried about the other people who aren't as smart as he is

Actually somehow thinking that you're telling him what to do with their fucking thing. He's smart Walt He gets it. Yeah, Flanagan needs his fucking eyes opened and I'm just a motherfucker online to do it stupid boomer Storm it around his house thinking a walk plan again fucking op-hand comment that wall flanagan didn't think about ever again Third-rate podcast whose fucking listenership hasn't moved up in eight years. Is somehow fucking spreading misinformation and shit like that. I'm angry or is that like trumpet said it? I know what I was thinking of a Trump said though. Uh oh.

You've got to say this though, you can like how the fuck does the president of the united states advocate putting disinfected into your body is that what he said yes you didn't you're telling me you didn't hear this no i don't go to the i don't read the news every day just once in a while last week

he said there's a possibility that we can see we can put lice all was a lie soul i think you actually said lice all he said there's a possibility that we could put Lysol, was it Lysol? I think he actually said Lysol, or Lysol had the issue of statement, and they're like, no, you cannot put this infected into your body. And I was just like, what, I mean, I just can't be real.

How could this happen? Wait, he's saying that. That's the thing. Go ahead, Kya. I'm sorry, I don't, he's, normally when people are up in arms about something that Trump says, I instantly, I cut it in half in my head. I'm like, all right, so people are just fucking hate the guy and they can't stand it.

So I went online to look because I kept hearing everybody talk about it. And I was like, let me see what he really said. And then it was even worse. And he didn't say that. He was making some fucking, wouldn't it be great if there was something he's basically talking about a fucking Vaccine is basically talking about but I you can't even fucking If you read what he said it's unintelligible. I don't even understand what he would he meant to say It seemed to me in print that the guy was having a stroke up there on stage

Don't you think don't you think for a set, like don't you think every time he's ready to go out and do one of these, these pressers or these updates every day, that they're like, please just stay on target. Please don't fucking go rogue and the motherfucker cannot fucking not go rogue and just stick to the fucking facts.

I don't understand it. What is, like definitely has some I think he has a dd He must have a dd right don't shame him. Yeah, not shame Like I don't understand how you cannot fucking just stick to the fucking script dude He's been doing things his way his entire life and it's been working from you think he's gonna change in his 70s When he's the most powerful man on the planet I would hope so no oh my god though but like how does that he deserves every bit of fucking criticism and and ridicule though when you say something like that out loud

but what he's saying is really like is that any different than like evangelical christians or like those types like those hardcore religious types who are like the president of the united states yeah but i mean we all know he's fucked up though but it's that's just as fucking ass and i was anything that any uh... religious person who may have said that was like, well, don't worry if you just pray hard enough, fire's a thing. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I mean, it's just as stupid and as ass and I and fucking fairy land world that

everybody that they live in. But I don't know, man, it's just the world is coming apart, it seems. Well, it says here, like, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, in the LA Times, it seems like he's suggesting it, like, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean,

I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, it does seem like he's like hey, what about this really stupid idea? And they're like, man, but but see for the second he says injection. The second he says injected into it I'm like, well, that's a vaccine. That's what he's talking about not a lice all I don't know. I don't know. I don't even want to try and fucking figure it out because that was a lot of times people go off on Trump And I look it up and I'm like that's not really what he said fucking Jesus

But this time I was like I don't even know what he fucking said in this one. I got no clue. So who knows. This is a pretty good line though from whoever wrote this in the L.A. Times. He said he was being sarcastic trying to bait reporters because of course one more than 50,000 of your American fellow Americans have died from a little understood new virus and millions more unemployed. the moment screams out for sarcasm and hostility He's just trying to lighten the mood guys a little Letty that's all Robin I'm carrying Column this for the early times. That was a great line. Oh

My god fucking funny. I don't know. Yeah. What's it like to be him right now, Trump? How bad does he regret this? Oh, he's got to be right. He's got to be like, why the fuck did I do this? Oh my god, yes. I mean, I don't know if there's anything I would want to be less right now than the president

in the United States of America during this. Yeah. Oh my. He's going to win again. He's going to win again. So, so he's got to be like, kill it, kick it himself. He's going to be like, why? Why?

I mean, I don't know why. I mean, you were right last time, but are you, why are you so certain he'll win this time though? Joe Biden. Yeah. Biden. He's just as in coherent, it like to me that and they they're both This is why I think well because we're still in and this is I'm gonna catch you at for this and that's fine

But it's like we're still in a fucking culture war Where people will be like I'm voting for Trump cuz fuck you That's how we got elected the first time. That's what I said the first time people don't want to fucking here and any right you were right and I'm and I believe I'm right now too I think people are still like no I got a chance to stay because again, it's what I said four four years ago You can fucking brow be people you could fucking try and get them to think a certain way or talk a certain way You could tell why people that they're bad you can do all this fucking shit It's not gonna matter when they're in that fucking voting booth And nobody's looking they're gonna be like fuck you

That's what happened last time and is it right? I mean, that's up for the individual to decide but That's what's gonna happen this time. It's just fucking crazy the people of spite voting for the president of the United States That's crazy. Hey, this is a dude. This is a dude that voted for the president of the United States. That's crazy. Hey, this is a dude This is a dude that voted for the president of the United States for a blowjob, and I'm saying it's crazy Like it's fucking nuts It's always been that way. I remember my grandmother She didn't want to vote for John Kerry because she thought he looked weird and George Bush was handsome her That's why she voted for him. I was like wow It doesn't matter. I don't want to get morbid.

And I don't want, and again, this is just something that it has to be explored. And I hope, again, I hope I don't get attacked for this. But isn't Biden's choice of a VP more important than ever because the man Because of his age Could potentially not finish out his term. Please don't attack me for that. Please don't It's just the fact that what we're dealing with men of this age. I mean Trump took Trump as well. Could I mean He doesn't look as healthy as a horse either

But he has his guy all picked out now Biden is like who Is going to Take over once I obviously die in office. Should I make it? But if he picks the right person though, he could get votes just because, well, I would rather see that VP than Trump though. And then they all hope for a fucking Biden's death. Well, come on.

Talk about the divided country. It's that his cabinet will be running everything anyway, though, and he listened to him talk. Yeah, I just like the idea of his own people being like, die, die, die, you know, like all the Democrats. So I don't know. I don't know. I mean, if there were someone such like that was such a clear choice, they would just make them the nominee, right?

Well, I can't, he won the nomination, you can't just do that. Well, I think, I don't know, but I don't know how it works anymore. I don't know anything, but what I said last week, and now it's the biggest fucking thing now too, is just like what I said last week about, like how the fuck could anybody who

Spent the last few years going on and on about believe women and and the me too very important movement Very important movement, but like how could how can anybody who was like Fuck Kavanaugh fuck Trump fuck this fuck fuck this believe women if a woman says it There's no reason for them to lie, but how could any of them, what a straight fucking, like to me, I'm like any female candidate, it's like I'll be his vice president.

If you go back and read their quotes about Kavanaugh, look, I don't care what's on this political spectrum, you're on, I have no fucking stance on it really, but it's just like besides I'm like how how can they not like just look like fucking assholes for not mentioning it or for not being like no he should step down like it it's what am I not saying help me because I can't I can't wrap my head around it like I'm literally like like wanna understand how all those people that said that about Kavanaugh are not saying it about Biden

and I'm supposed to ever with a straight fucking face, believe these people ever again. Like it's, what am I missing? I'm asking people for guidance on that because it's so confusing. Oh, you'll get it. You'll get it. You'll get it. Just read it.

Be careful what you wish for. No, I actually will go to Reddit to see this because I need help forming an opinion on it because it's fucking, it's not even two years later. And the same fucking people are like, hey, vote for me. I'll be the vice president. And you're like, but you were the one that was fucking saying believe women and and I just can't get my head around it and I know now they're saying like well we're just saying you know believe them credibly you know take them seriously but that's not what you motherfuckers were saying at the time that is not that's the new spin now it's like I just

don't understand it like where where where what am I supposed to do? Who am I supposed to vote for A weak man looking for guidance be cute. I am I am I am laying myself there on the altar of public help I don't know what to do you need to suck it. I cannot I can't take a female running mate for Joe Biden Seriously like they have no Like if if you said those things then, and you're not sticking to your guns now, you have no fucking credibility. And I don't mean that as in a, ah, gotcha sort of way. I mean that and a lot of like, hey, I need some fucking help here. I need somebody to run the country who has fucking morals

and will stand up for what's right no matter matter what and these people are not doing that as i understand it somebody helped somebody who's let's get on a little caveat as i understand it yeah uh... i'm i'm deadly confused deadly confused why the fuck could bloomberg just win why the fuck did people turn on bloomberg i want him to be president man i want a lot of time love to him to be president. No, you got to blasio. It's

It's it's it's unreal Oh That's what I saw about me that's what I want when I went when I went to Reddit people like Quin some other fuck was like I live in real New York City. I've been here four years But I'm like bitch. I lived in this fucking city for 44 years. My dad was a fucking subway. That's fine. I still love him. I love him even more than ever. That's fine. That's all right. You want to say, fucking Stanislaus is not part of the city. No big big fucking deal. Still been here 44 years. My dad worked for the city in New York. I fucking,

I'm in Manhattan six out of seven days a week for the past 20 years. It's like, even if you want to make that joke that I don't live in the city, like, like, don't fucking, you haven't been around long enough to fucking tell me about the changes the city been through. Bitch, you've been here four years. Like, truth me, I seen the up and I seen the down. You were there in the dinkins years. Oh, my dude, I was there for it all, man. I was going, I was on that years, right?

I was, he's done. I was there on a fucking subway train I was going I was on that chair, right? I was it. He's got that. I was there on a fucking subway train with my dad in the 80s. Okay. He went by Bernie gets back then. That was all I went through it. Like don't come here for a four year fucking college degree and tell me that you know the city better than I do Could you leave me a Washington Square Park oh fuck off? Well, these people I

So funny man, it's so funny. Yeah, but whatever. I love Bloomberg and he fucked me over a few times What union stuff but the city was so nice on the him and it was just perfect what is he he laid a complete not a red dot is i recall during the day blew it he blew during the uh... what are those called the debates he he was not engaging in the no charisma they said you uh... okay i get it i know he was like he was like mister burns as i recall the uh...

what the uh... description of his demeanor right all right well so we got the charisma machine that is known as fucking by uh... well he'll take a note prisoners i love it i i just uh... i am i am i know it sounds like i'm saying like got you you mother fuckers this i'm not uh... i'm literally like gotcha you motherfuckers this I'm not I'm literally like

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which is more like Ha-Ha, a very sort of derisive and gleeful celebration of somebody falling. And this would be, we're talking about corona stuff, an organizer of a North Carolina group calling on the state to ease its corona virus restrictions, was unable to attend to rallies because she tested positive for corona virus. So Ha to attend to rallies because she tested positive for coronavirus.

So, ha ha to her. She was out there without a mask. She's protestant. She's saying, hey, open everything up. We don't want the, you know, we don't want these restrictions. More than a hundred people, mainly unmasked protesters, crammed together to defy social distancing guidelines. Not shockingly, she has not posted in her Facebook group since then. I actually saw a picture of this woman and she was wearing a Tellum Steve Dave t-shirt, so maybe in that.

Yeah. Her name's Audrey Whitlock. So Audrey Whitlock, I hope you don't die. I don't want you to die, but maybe listen to the experts. Well, light-hearted Jepery there, a little bit. Hey, who does a little bit of Jepery from time to time? Especially, you know, with this kind of stuff going on. You need it.

What else did I have here? I had some good stuff. Oh, the other thing. I got a... Go ahead, cue. What else did I have here? I had some good stuff. Oh, oh, the other thing. I gotta go ahead. You Uh, no, this involves you, Brian, because I got a package in my mail today. Oh, yeah, a gift. A gift from you. Suburratica came my way. Hey, um, to add to your collection. Yeah. Walt, I got a box today. I opened it up. Uh, and I guess you told me one night when I was a little out of it because I didn't remember that you were sending me something.

You know, I'm fucking, I'm drinking that delicious R&H beer here at Casablanque every night. I'm turning it to get them. But so when I got it, I was like, there's no return address on it. And I'm looking, I'm like, what, I'm like, did I get drunk and order this? I'm like, I don't remember.

And then I saw the handwriting, and I was like, I know that handwriting anyway. That's Brian Johnson. Then it came back to me. So I got an ash tray, which is Walt a woman lying in the ash tray, tits out, tits a Kimbo, and legs spread wide open, ready to receive a cigarette. Quite sexy.

It's doing it for me in a way that, say, a still photo wouldn't do. So this is great. Thank you, dude. Thank you. Where'd you get this? eBay. I was looking for different stuff and that just popped up and I was like, oh, here you go. It'll complement it perfectly.

You're statue. I now have two pieces of erotic. Thank you. Thank you very much. Yeah. No problem, man. Glad to do it. Brian's got me a gift too. Oh, yeah. What do you get? What do you get? Gifts lately.

Nothing that would induce you to be welcome. Well, for you, it may, though. I was a true. Yeah, he knows who he's given his gifts to. He knows his audience. He gave me a board game involving the universal monsters. What's the name of the board game? I think it's called Killer Instinct. It's something called Killer or something like that. I made the comment of Rye go, yeah, that's it.

And I was like, they had such little confidence in the Universal Monster license that they don't even have anywhere on it except the back, real small, Universal monster product. People are terrified. I mean, the owners are terrified like it's your grandpa's fucking monsters. Yeah. And we are going to play it on Halloween queue. Oh, yeah, for a Halloween episode, but I had a good idea because I asked my girls if they were interested in playing it and they just giggled last and kept it and said, absolutely not. So I figured, well, we'll use it on Tell and Steve that it'll be our Halloween episode. We'll do something fancy. We'll get in costumes.

We'll film it hopefully by then and we'll all be universal monsters and we'll play the game. Oh, dude, I love that. That's great. It'll be like a like Mad Monster party, right? Yeah, exactly. Have that vibe, that cool vibe. You'll get your chill back, you know, don't worry. I have no chill, yeah, I guess I need it. The other thing about Corona was I saw in the paper that people were complaining that I guess the blue angels flew over New York and a whole bunch of people went out there to

look at them. Oh, yeah, I was in my yard. I saw them. They were They were doing it in honor of health care workers or something like that And my feeling is like so these jets that are thundering over the city You fucking really expect people who want to leave their home for any reason to not go outside When they hear that like you fucking seriously think that like that is yeah people Ignore those jets that are performing death-defying feats And that's all you only know that once you go outside and look before that you might be like holy shit Is something that hit the freedom tower like you don't fucking know

Like I didn't know they were they were flying over us. I was like what the fuck is that racket? And you know they were flying over to go to New York. I was excited. You like them? My my my wife and my kids drove down to I guess to see it and they were shoot away like there was park rangers down by the beach by us that was like not allowing people to park and watch them fly over like they could see it from our house she said. Could you guys hold on just one second? Yeah. We should get a healthy amount of complaints about this episode Walt. Oh yeah, I mean this one is, yeah this one could be, well I don't know, I mean it this one is, yeah, this one could be, oh. Well, I don't know.

I mean, it's all, I mean, how many more caveats and how many more explanations do people need? Right? I mean, how much more do they need to not be like to hold a grudge or to be stung by comments? Yeah, I'm here, I'm good. Yeah.

But it seems like that grudge was instantier to begin with because how the fuck could you get upset like But common sense should have prevented that grudge like Yeah, I Well, there was somebody you know like I get it though. There are some people who hold Beliefs and they they get so tied to them and they become so caught up in them that They leave no room or they don't even allow for any sort of A joke to be made a playful joke anything and it that it just stings more than it really should or or should it sting at all You know, it's that they're jokes And if you're up to that point,

if you're at that level of your, like how you think or your leanings, you must not be that fun to be around. I would have to say in real life. Very quickly, what are you guys talking about? What grudge? We were just talking about the, because when you went away,

I said, oh, people probably have a lot to complain about with this episode too. And then we just got into it. Oh yeah, probably. How are you gonna do it? I mean, you went away, I said, oh, people probably have a lot to complain about with this episode too. And then we just got into it. Oh, yeah, probably. How are you going to do it? I mean, you can't, I mean, if you're really that caught up in, you're really that, like, if you get that stung by a comment, you're really got, I think, reevaluate because I mean, how on earth, like, if I liked somebody, if I liked somebody or comedian or, and, well, there's comedians I liked that are so left, like, you know, and I don't, I don't believe what everything they say, but I don't would never be like, oh, that's it.

I gotta go tell them how wrong they are or I can't listen to them anymore. It doesn't matter. I mean, if you like somebody, you like somebody, unless they say something beyond the pale. Yeah, not something that it's not like, yeah, it's not like it was something so wildly out there and like has never been said before, it's like throw rock and you're gonna hit people who are saying similar things. So like why take such umbrage with you saying it?

Because. And I'm not equating myself with a comedian in any way, shape or form. Go on, go on. I'm not. I just use a comedian in any way, shape or form. Go on, go on. I'm not sure. I just said, I just used a comedian as an example. Right. It would take a lot, it would take a lot for me to write to anyone

about being offended about anything, like to write to be like, hey, I didn't like that you said that. Oh boy. Unless it were a personal. Unless somebody says something to press personally about me. But the idea being that in normal situations where somebody says something that's like racially offensive or something like that, the idea behind it is like, look man, of course you don't get offended. Brian, you're white.

You know what I mean? You have no reason to get offended because the world is basically your oyster, which I kind of get. So if somebody was ripping on white people, you're just like, whatever, you could just roll off your back. But if somebody was saying something about a specific group, people get upset because they're like, hey, man, there's only fucking 8% of the country. And you guys are gonna pick on us. But I get it. I understand that.

And if I was, I really, from the bottom of my heart, dude, I understand that. But what Walt said did not fall on there any of that whatsoever. Like, all he said is, like, I think this will be over my June. That's it. Yeah. Well, then I also brought up, like I said, I never met because I brought up the thing that I saw in the news.

Like, I don't know if you'll call it a rumor rumor but the possibility of a lab tech being the cause of this. A lab tech getting exposed in China. They were annoyed that that was brought up. They were annoyed that I made a joke that like you can't trust all big brains, you know. Just a noise of overall about everything. But that was a joke about get them. Yeah, I know. That wouldn't get me down. I would be like, you're too dumb to listen to the show. You're not allowed anyway. I bet enough. Once we we're going to do contact tracing and tell them to you, Dave Town. We find out you've been listening to you, asshole. Well, I mean, you know, there's another entertainment entertainment entertainment business show biz saying that You know, it's a poor performer that blames the audience

Yeah Then uh, like maybe they're right and you know wrong I've been wrong before I mean I you know, I totally buy into that queue But the only you you're not sure if you're wrong yet, because if you're like, I think it'll probably open up by June. The only way you can know if you're right or wrong is I'm not. I said middle America. I said middle America will open up. And they already are, right? Yeah. And they already are. So I was right about that. But it led to didn't a Georgia open up and then like in Atlanta, like the case is shot

up 28% because everybody has to get their hair did, and nails done, and all that stuff. I don't know, you think? You think I get a haircut so bad? Oh, you should grow it out. Let's get our hockey haircut, Mullets back, man. No, it's a... I just want a haircut.

Get him's offering right now to do my hair right now. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, I don't like your haircut though. Gidham's saying he did his own hair. Oh, I believe it. It's just like you did, though. I believe it. It looks like you did.

You know what's- I don't think you would have the same reporter. Like, I don't think I would get the same sensations as Gidham doing my hair as I do with the ladies at the, at shortcuts or whatever called supercuts. Right. Well probably like Gidham's buzzers would be from like 1950 with like 1965 hearts. Real ram with real ram wool stuck in the fucking blades. I love the backstory for the razor and bore you through the whole fucking haircut. I can't believe like with all this corona stuff, not a peep about the Navy release in the UFO videos.

Walt, this is your thing. I saw that. Yeah. The declassified what I guess had leaked anyway. So it's not like who this is Mr. Action. I mean are they like look certain people are going to be like well this is awfully convenient and we can't do anything about that but most people will just be like oh well the government has to hide stuff from us because

everybody would freak out if they knew there were UFOs or whatever I mean it does look like a flying saucer You know, I'm sure does and those you I'm sorry guys No, I'm gonna say and those guys seem very like what the fuck like for real They seem legitimately bewildered as to what's going on Call each other to grow Do you either of you believe in that it was aliens inside that UFO? Mmm.

Neh. A flying saucer? Yeah. It's just, it's two fifties. It's almost like, but I mean, the Navy declassifies it. So it has to be real, right? You would think? I don't know.

I don't know what's real or not. It's got to be a man made. It's got to be. I'm just saying it's real, but I believe would think? I don't know, I don't know what's real or not. It's gotta be a man made, it's gotta be. I'm just saying it's real, but I believe it's a man made object. There's not a chance on the fucking face of the earth that it's a fucking alien. They would not release it if they thought it was a real alien thing.

That's the last thing that people need now during a pandemic is a fucking alien invasion. Oh my God. Are you kidding me? Oh, I'll look you the best. Oh my God, so what? I mean, talk about a turn of events where you're like two months ago, I was planning a wedding

and now look at it. I'm like, I'm an alien slave, this really sucks. You want me to say Tom, Steve Dave? Yeah, sure, if you want. And I'm, I mean, like isolation and social distancing, it's hard for me to get my cues. Yeah, I know Hold on me try hold on Tell them tell fuck tell them Steve Dave

Good enough. Tell them Steve Dave. Tell them Steve Dave. Tell them Steve Dave. There you go