Tell Em Steve-Dave - #443: Q’s Blues

Episode Date: May 14, 2020

Q donates beer for a noble reason. Bry recommends a movie, Walt disagrees.

Like when if Paltrow that was her best performance was being dead. I say we don't shake we don't alter tellm Steve they've at all for our fucking Chinese masters, but I what do you vote? Oh god, I'm so mad at Top Gun 2! Tell him Steve Dave. Alright, my way to get him is done moving around. Your way to what? Is get him like working or something? There's way too much noise in the background. No I think as Jeff he's turning, he's going through the previews like a fucking dog. Yeah, I think he's not going to do that. In order during a fucking pandemic, he's fucking racist down here to make sure he's fucking a rest for the way Robert Crumb volume 38, you know, is purvy fucking hardcover books are

here. Any new Mr. Natural come out? I got Mr. Natural for ya. We can hear it, dude. You got to stop turning those pages. Can't hear this shit. I'm telling you, we can. Yeah, I wouldn't say it if I couldn't hear it. You're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're

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yet another satellite recording since we've got no choice. Still in lockdown, just like everyone else though, it seems to be slowly easing in some part to the country. And they're seeing spikes in their cases. So who knows who knows what's going to happen? A poor old Jersey in New York. Q. Are you hopeful? Didn't Jersey just officially extend it to June?

Yes. Did they? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So that's that. Dude, you're easing up. There's no easing up in the tri-state area because we've all made the, we've all made the agreement that we're going to do at the same time, like the three Connecticut New York New Jersey all agreed to parity. So I mean, if you're a lot till June, I'm locked till June. to parity. So I mean, if you're a lot till June, I'm a lot till June. So essentially what New Jersey, Connecticut in New York said was like, look,

there's the rest of the country and then there's us where things matter. So they can do whatever they want. Yeah, I think what they said was like, there's no point in keeping a lockdown if like neighbor, neighboring people from neighboring states can just come and go into New York City at will. So they're trying to do a lock step thing. It's smart. I mean, come on, man, we can't, it's crazy. Who's dumb enough to be like,

nah, it's fine, I can go outside now. Like, it's just crazy. I saw in Miami, it's a lot of people. There were like 9,000 verbal warnings or something because people are like, fuck it, fuck you. Even in Redback, I saw Gidham was recording and to the delight of a few onlookers, himself yelling at protesters

who want to open up the small businesses. You still there, Walt? I'm here. I don't think anyone knows you're here yet. I was just waiting for Walter to chime in. I'm just like you chime in on I'm airing on the side of caution. I'm not going to weigh in on anything until it less it's like, you know, bustin' someone's balls because that's always a winner, I think. Well, the door, I just opened the door and shared you through with Gidham, the

protest. I'm just wondering how that reflects on the stash, you know, he's down there rogue yelling at people, calling them stupid. I don't know. No comment, huh? All right, this is going to be a tough interview. I didn't know it was going to even be an interview, but here we are. I'm really tired of Corona. I really am. I'm tired. Let's talk about something fun.

We'll talk about something fun, then, okay? Because I got something that you're going to like, Q might not like it so much. Okay. But I noticed that in the absence of jokers, true has turned to other vehicles to sort of flesh out their schedule. And I notice that there's a TV show called Turdy Works. Did you see this wall? Turdy Works. Yes. Now I'm hearing that correctly.

Turd, like it's in TURD, as in Crap. Well, here's the brilliance of it, OK? It is about turds, but they spell it T-I-R-D. It is. That I'm not sure why. But basically, it is about turds. It's about, uh, it's about a woman who makes moose poop art creations. And, uh, I guess she sells them. And there's a cast of colorful locals, including the self-described bitch on the hill, Tammy. She does sit back to lizard lick days. It does.

That's not about to say it. When I first saw the promo for it, I was like, what the fuck? Have they had this in the vault for about seven years? I was like, what? It looks like they've had the star of the show in the vault for 70 years. She looks like Jamie Lee Curtis in the year like 2050 or something.

Huh. Well, look, I don't want to, I don't want to disparage a fellow, a fellow true TV show. For all we know, the reason that it got through is, it is a crack of jack entertainment. Could be. Could be. I mean, I'm watching the trailer now, like it doesn't, it doesn't really smack, it seems like a duck dynasty, or like you say lizard, like just something that feels a little bit more manufactured, but you know what, what do I know?

I like moose, so I'm checking it. I would like to point out that I have pitched true TV, maybe like 10 shows over the years. And then let me make a show about making art with cat shit. How about that? Yeah. I mean, you, I mean, I would never think to, to, to do that. But now given that, given that it seems to be the new direction of true TV, that maybe I should start doing cat cat turtie works

Cat turtie. Why not you guys here Benjamin screaming the entire time in the background? Yeah, I Gotta hold on I gotta walk away because I'm trying to fucking off your back Somehow somehow less annoying though than Sunday Jeff rifling through previews looking for shitty doesn't need Jeff rifling through previews looking for shitty doesn't need. Yes, Sunday Jeff is here. If anybody doesn't know, what is Sunday Jeff doing there? What's going on? Down at the stage. What I told you before we started recording.

He had to come down. He heard that the previews had to begin in two weeks. So he rushed down here to the to the stash to fill out the previews put his name Everything next to all this or sorts of hard covers and nonsense That's why he's here. I came to see everybody too. Is that a lie? Well, well, I mean come on. He's really here for the previews Though can't you do that online like can't you do that? I'm gonna take this on for me. I can't you do that online? Like can't you do that online? I could have taken this home for me. I don't have to stay.

Now we needed, we needed for our records for it when we put our order in, for the when we can be open, like we need to know what he wants and none of us are good with online. We're old-fashioned, paper and pens. Gotcha. There it.

I'm back. Got rid of that cat. No, I just I brought them in and put them on my head. He just if he's not with me, he just stares at me. He's through like the glass of the door and we'll just cry until until he doesn't like being apart from me. It's actually, you know, probably the fucking best relationship I have in my life. but okay, there you go. So now he'll probably calm down. There you go. I'm out.

Yeah. He's all right. Okay, so as long as I keep patting him, it'll be okay. So I'm gonna try and pat him as much as I can for the rest of the episode. Sorry guys, I apologize for that. I got an old cat on my hands. Go for a doctor evil pet that cat.

Yeah. Hey, Walt, are you okay on hand sanitizer? I have some. Do you? Because we have a close friend who just got into the sanitizer game and I'm taking the other. Yeah, it's worth it. Yeah, I could probably get a box to fall off the truck

if you guys need it. I'm not selling it. It's people seem to think I'm selling it. I'm not. I'm just giving it to first responders and city workers. R&H beer, we have, you know, we have kegs of beer. And rather than wait for them to sell, we just turn them into a hand sanitizer and give them a weight like cops and firemen and sanitation and bus workers, bus drivers

and stuff like that. That's funny. So it's not hand sanitizer? It's just beer. No, no, no, you could distill the hand sanitizer down and then add these other ingredients and it's very easily turned into hand sanitizer. Because the main, the main thing in sanitizer is alcohol.

So we just take the alcohol from the beer and add it to the gel. How do you get it into, and so that kind of like jelly kind of like consistency, you know, how it's like a thick kind of like soap? Yeah, those are the extra ingredients. I'm not actually doing that. It's a distillery that's doing them, but you are doing it.

Oh, I thought you were doing it. No, no, I'm just taking my kegs over to them. They're doing it. And then I'm getting it back and handing it out. Just doing what I can to help, Walt, you know what I mean? No, it's really, really cool. But I mean, how painful is it to see all that beer go to waste, not waste, but like, you know, all that beer be turned into hand sanitizer because you love beer.

Yeah. It's, it's 1400 gallons of beer and it cost me a lot of money to make it. And sadly, this isn't even a tax write off because I'm just doing it myself. So it's really, it's really painful, Walt, but you know, special times call for extreme measures. You should have saw Gimms Gr grimace of pain when you heard all that beer being turned into a hand sanitizer. I mean, I've been to Gidem's place. He doesn't drink my beer anyway.

What is he wearing? Because he would drink the hand sanitizer. Yeah, it's so funny because I have to put on the label, do not drink. Like it's just crazy. It's just so stupid. Does it come in a beer bottle? No, it comes in a flask cake does come in an attractive glass flask Well, maybe you should put it in a shape kind of container, so it doesn't look like something you could drink Well, I got to go with the distillery has on hand. I can't really just yeah What's the name of it? I want to look it up

The the what the name of the sanitizer. Oh, it's just our anage hand sanitizer. I guess. Oh, okay Yeah, yeah I'll make sure you got I'm not gonna leave my boys hanging out there with germs all over my I'll send you some awesome Yeah, look at us He's hanging out there with germs all over him. I'll send you some. Awesome. Yeah. Look at us. Hey, back for that toilet paper you sent me and the erotic anastray that I got sent. That's all it is, man. You just keep everybody happy by giving each other gifts.

Feels good to get something in the mail. It does. I sent Salah Lego set the other day. I didn't tell him what was coming when it got there. He was super excited. It's nice. It's nice when you get little gifts, right? It is. What you say is sell into Lego? He's not, but we're all we're all the Lego set that I sent them, which I don't want to I don't want to say yet because he's working on a joke with it is specific to south. So he got excited when he saw it.

So yeah, so no, he hasn't done Lego before and I'm actually a little worried because I've been doing the Lego sets here and they are fucking not easy. They're pretty complex. So I'm hoping it's not more of a chore than a fun thing when it starts building it. But yeah, stuff like that. Hey, should we start over? We forgot to clap. Declan will handle it.

You want to clap now so he could do it? We'll just clap for ourselves. It is good 15 minutes in though. You're like, hey, did we do this? I'm like, fuck. It is good 15 minutes in though you're like hey did we do this I'm like fuck Benjamin relax Jesus Christ every once in a while you have Like an actor who will go against the grain, you know like they play a character that you're like wow I never thought they would play a character like this

Walt have you seen what your boys into? Jim Gaffigan? Uh, no. He's gonna play Toronto Mayor Rob Ford in a AMC show. Remember that guy who was like a crackhead and was like real wild, had all kinds of substance abuse issues and drunk driving and shit? Like, are you being attacked? I feel like I dropped my phone.

Okay. Walt has no feelings on that either. All right. Let's move on. Well, you told us to watch a movie. You told us to watch one movie. You didn't talk about watching the show with Jim Gaffigan. I would have rather watched the Jim Gaffigan show.

It's not on yet. I'm oh my god. We need to be in the same god damn room. I'm talking about the show like will you be interested in watching the show? He's playing a character that's completely opposite of the clean family guy you've come to know. Is that something that you'll be into? It's a drama, a drama. I think it's a dark comedy. Yeah, I'll watch it. Yeah, I'll watch anything with the guys I like artists like Fargo. Yeah. Mm hmm. But about to move the answers to watch though. All right, it seems you're, uh, chomping at the bit to talk about it. So, uh, uh, the only reason I asked you to watch it was because I hadn't seen it before.

Mary Beth was like, oh, we should watch this. It's pretty good. And I did like it, but it was crazy. How many? It was like almost every box for Corona was ticked in this movie aside from the looting. That's the only thing that wasn't the exact same as what's going on now. You think that's easy? I think it's like, they're like, oh, the little house on the

prairie predicted this. It's like, no, they fucking didn't. Like, no, they didn't. Like, no, just because something's coincidental, there's not that they predicted it like fucking noistardomas. And this contagion movie didn't predict anything, but holy shit, did it hit close to everything that's going on, you know? It was eerie how close it was to everything that was going on. It was crazy. But, I mean, that's the reason why is because they had people who, forsoil that was giving

you experts and stuff. It's not like they just came up with it out of nowhere. I'm sure they talk to all people in this field that would tell you how to go down now yeah but i mean it happened in a china wet market oh fuck man that's the most well known wet market on the face of the planet though but it could have it could have originated anywhere you don't see a weird show that it's the source and everything It was also in China and they thought it was from their wet market.

Do you do you think that if they were making contagion today, that they would not be able to set it in the Chinese wet market? I think that was 2012 and I would say in eight years, yeah, probably. It would be 2012 and I would say in eight years, yeah, probably. It would be, you know, it would be somewhere in Brooklyn sensitive to some hipster market. Yeah, it would be like insensitive to set it in China now. Well, I heard that they're changing top gun too. They're doing all sorts of stuff to make it more like they're

taken out all the things that will offend China because of some patches on the pilots jackets and they're doing things just so that they don't get China upset. So I think that the wet market would be far more incendiary than a patch on fucking Tom Cruise's jacket that are willing to change for every scene. So they're going in and digitally changing? Yes. Patch, that's great. That's so funny.

What are you shaking ahead about, get them? It's a different patch that they used in the movie. It was from his, originally he was wearing his father's jacket. It's still a father's jacket, but he put his patch on it from the first movie. It's from, it's a, whatever, what's that country that China can't stand that they don't even? Taiwan.

Yeah, it's has something to do with Taiwan. He has a Taiwanese in the original He has father's a Far East cruise patch on there and then in the new movie he has his patch from the first Top Gun movie, which was okay So why is shaking head no was that inaccurate what I said? Yeah, it's they didn't change the past because of the movie because of the China They changed the past because they updated his jacket with his patch. No, they change it because China doesn't want to see anything with what was that country called again? Taiwan. Taiwan.

These new fangirl countries pop up fucking constantly. Yeah, there's a war, there's some kind of civil war. Next thing you know, you have three countries where one used to be. Yeah, yeah, you got to remember, they're all to be taken seriously too. So it's good. That's um, who, who did anyone complain about this? Like, why are we, why are we caring about this now? This is the money. Decades later. No, I mean like, No, no, it's top gun two. Oh, top gun two. Oh, and now they're going and taking,

because top gun two hasn't come out yet. Right, yeah. Right. Well, I think that China's such a huge movie market that they're like, look, we can't do anything that pisses them off because they won't play it there. Exactly.

So from a business point of view, and you know, I love business decisions, like it makes sense. They're like, look, look, we could either put it out with a stupid patch on his jacket and not make another fucking $500 million, or we could just change a stupid patch and make that money.

I'd change a patch too. I'd be like, great, let's do it. But then you're like, then you're buying into the China's whole philosophy man, which is censorship. Like that's what they're all about. Squashy, the citizens and shit. So if you're like, I hear you, I hear you, bud, but I don't want to like, but if that's the stance everybody's taken, then everybody stop buying shit that's made in China and, and let's fucking do it. Don't, don't, don't complain to me about Tom Cruise's fucking patch. And human rights when, when everything I have on my house, I look underneath them and it says, make it made in China. Like, it's just, let's, let's,

let's have some consistency, you know what I'm saying? Let's either do it or not. And right now we're, we're not. So fucking change the patch. Toss your cell phone then. Toss your cell phone. Yeah, hey, China so much. Toss it. It's kind of like though, like nobody in China is saying it, but somebody at that studio is making a decision. That's what you're saying. To business decision. Business decision. Yeah, there's even requested it. I just think that they're looking ahead. They're like, you know what, this will anger China. This will be a problem. So let's just change it. Let's just go out of our way to make sure that we don't anger anybody or cause any kind of money not to be made because of a silly

little patch. Oh, God, I don't think they would play tell him, Steve Dave in, in, in, in China with all this, uh, well, you know what, with all this, I wouldn't change fucking one thing to get fucking played in China. I wouldn't, at, alter one fucking word from tell him, Steve Dave to get fucking airplane China though. Yeah, they're not take off that four color demons patch. I'd be like suck my dick. Yeah. Yeah, they're gonna take off that four-color demons patch. I'd be like suck my dick. Yeah, well, what if like, what if like, well, we'll triple your Patreon signups if you do that in one day?

Integrity. So what we've always had it, we'll never lose it. I would like to state for the record, I'm willing to lose it. You already lost it. We're talking about the wall. But it's a three, it's a three man boat though. Let's take it to a vote.

I say we don't change. We don't alter tellm Steve Dave at all for our fucking Chinese masters. Brie, what do you vote? I'm going to go ahead and say there's a percentage that I would like to throw out there zero percent chance zero Okay, I would like to say this is two motherfuckers who do not have the money on the table in front of them They're saying it Man, you can't look it's weird though like you remember in Godfather like they weren't allowed to use the word mafia

because Joe Colombo and the anti-attelling defamation league were like yeah, we don't want that associated with us So if you watch Godfather, they never use the word mafia I thought you were saying like China was leaning on somebody like organized crime to not put that patch on but Not the case. Now you know, also in the comic books, they couldn't call a Marvel change mafia to magia, double G instead of double F's. That's what they changed it to. Yeah. Like Zouvenby or something.

Yeah, which is, it's silly. I mean, I think it's all silly, but what are you gonna do? What are you gonna do if you're Marvel? You'd make the decision to you'd be like, all right, I want to deal with this. I definitely don't want to fucking Package showing up my house with a fish wrapped on the newspaper. So I'll just change it Punisher was always fighting the mob punishers fighting the mob left and right But it wasn't it wasn't the a real mob though. No, but I mean they called it that with a monochie and shit like that. You know, I guess times change and and and everything changes and whatnot. It's hard not like once the soprano's out there, it's hard to be like, you can't call it that anymore. I think, you know, like I know there are people who are super into

top gun. I am not one of them. But like, that would, that would be bothersome to me, I think if I did like it, I would be like, wow, so the jacket can't be the same because of. You're very low, Brian. I could barely hear you in your. Oh, is this better? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah, I was sitting away from the mic a little bit. Um, but America audiences won't even know you're not going to see the version without the without the patching question. What it was on his original jacket.

So anybody who remembers the first one, yeah, you got to be even you're going to be one of those fucking nerds, you know, that's like, oh, the jacket's not exactly 100% the same. Too bad. Grow up. It says here, a means it's been well over 20 years since any mainstream film has openly critiqued China. So I guess this is ongoing. It's just like I guess somebody a paramount and it realized that that was a Taiwanese flag. It's been 20 years. We don't want to piss them off now. Did it? Did they remake that red dawn and wasn't there something in it where

they changed all the flags in it? Either two Chinese or from Chinese? Wasn't there something in it where they changed all the flags in it, either two Chinese or from Chinese? Wasn't there something like that? Oh, it wasn't russian. What's that? Wasn't russia? No, but I think in the remake, they had, let me look it up because I... Oh, you're right, you're right. Red Dawn Remake swapped out Chinese flags for North Korean ones for fear of losing out on the box office.

Right. That was it. So they so Walt, when they made red dawn, they went ahead, they made it, the Chinese, the bad guys in it. But then they were like, oh, we can't do that. So they change the flag to North Korea, apparently. But wait, do you see people? Is that racist, though? Yeah. I would, I guess, I guess what they're saying is like, you're not going to be able to tell the difference. We're just swat you, swap out the nationality and no one's going to know. I mean, because all Asians look the same as I what they're saying. I think that's what they're saying. Oh my God.

See, that's why you like, you have to have integrity from the get go like tell him Steve Dave. Yeah. You do. I mean, that's why we'll never have the slippery slope we'll never be on the slippery slope guys those those are those pressure and kissing devil sculls that are in your garage were they made in China absolutely not no made in America my friend oh man yet nobody's ordering them you know what

though I'd rather have them sick and my garage Did have to look under that little fucking skull emblem and see made in China underneath it There are three letters on the bottom of that skull that mean the world and that's you Mother fucking a Actually, there's no no letters on the bottom of it. It was too expensive to put made in USA under underneath it. Put copyright on it. Get on a sharpie and have a get-em-start right after you're finished. Uh, would you guys be willing, if like after this, because I mean, look, this plague that

were in this virus, it had, I'm a nationalist by nature. If I understand the version of the exact definition of nationalism as I understand it, which is like, you know, every nation is kind of its own type thing. I'm not a big fan of globalization as it is to begin with. Like I like having countries having their own identity and their own rules and their own laws and stuff like that. So, but surely globalization is gonna take a hit

with the virus, right? Like everybody would shine a line to us and everybody now, and then they were threatening to withhold any cure that they came up with or information and all these things that we heard, whether they were true or not. Like, people have got to be like, we have to bring things back to the United States manufacturing wise, certainly on the medical side. And if that causes everything to go up and price, is that a trade off you guys are willing to make or no? You have no choice. You can't have this happen again where you're relying upon other countries

to send you much needed supplies. I think you have to now make it more much needed supplies. I think you have to now make it more, make it more incentives for the companies that are, or even if you have to like be like, you have to make a certain amount within America because we can't have this happen again for the next crisis. To depend on some of the other countries, absolutely. Sunday, Jeff, people. Wait, wait, what are we talking about? Hold on a second wall. Yeah. Hello, did you get knocked off? What's going on? Yeah, I don't know what happened. I just got disconnected, but I'm back. Difficulty. Okay, we're all back. happened. Okay, I'm my phone just disconnected. I don't know what happened Did you hear that

That fucking my car third like speech from Sunday Jeff No, what do you say he was like? Sunday Jeff can you repeat what you said again? Or do you even remember I forgot? I I said, don't want the previous. But if anybody who doesn't know what previews is, it's what it's what we place our comic book and magazine order every month. Shit going on. And this is why he ran down here in the middle of a pandemic to make sure he ordered his Godzilla magazine. Godzilla magazine.

He's like, I'm like, that was that was the MacArthur Esk. That was the car. Hey, drool buddy, Bri here. Look around you. Go on. I've got time. Nothing but time. I'm talking about a wireless world and everybody using wireless earbuds. Who wouldn't want that? Who likes wires? Except for people who make wires. Those are the people that it should really be shaken in their boots because these wireless earbuds from Raycon, they're pretty sweet. You already know that they're about half the price. They started half the price of other premium wireless earbuds on the market and they sound just as amazing as other top audio brands you already know.

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Oh, no, we got distracted from it. But I mean, I thought it was a good movie, but on top of it, I thought that every similarity was like, holy shit, this is nuts. It's exactly what happened without deviating aside from the looting, which, who knows? That could have been just around the corner of things got worse. I'm, yeah, I'm kind of surprised that you're that, you were that like taken aback by that because they would have, this game plan probably has been in place for decades though,

what will happen though. But I mean, not every virus comes from the Chinese wet market. I got a lot of them. Oh, Sunday Jeff, why are you doing it again? We might have to cut that though. No, we'll never cut it. Fuck it. We're trying to have to hear it. If you just say hear this,

you say you got to stand a slope. Stand that slope. Well, that's the slope with me. Sunday Jeff said, a majority of those viruses do come from China. Unfortunately, that particularly part of the world, unfortunately, world or that country. I said that part of the world. That's a pussy foot. All right. China. China. It's all China. But who, now which storyline did you like the most?

Like for me, there was like, they were focusing on four different characters in this movie, Contagion, right? Right. Who did you wish that they just stayed on? We're like, you know what, just stay on this particular character's story because I don't give a fuck about the rest of them.

You didn't, wait, you didn't, I'm sorry. Which character did you wish that they had stayed on instead of like flip flopping and changing the channel and following Morgan Freeman or following? Lawrence, that wasn't more. I don't know. Like Jude Law is thing. I was just like, I could, you know, that was probably my least favorite part of it was

Jude Law, even though it was fun seeing him get his come up and I could have done without Jude Law. I guess it was those charlatans are popping up though. But I thought the Matt Damon character was the most interesting storyline. And I was like, just follow him. I don't care about the rest of these characters though. I agree. I would have liked to see more with him and just the daughter and like the daughter.

All she wanted to do is kiss. How annoying would that be? That's what I didn't want to do that when you were her age though. Just kiss. How old was she 14? I mean, yeah, if I could find somebody who would have kissed me, but but if you did have someone with a I'm sitting there with Edgar. I'm like, hey, I want to go out and kiss somebody. He's just like, what? How hard would it be if you're 14 and you have somebody that's wants to kiss you and you can't go out and kiss him? Pretty damn hard.

It may be, but if there's a deadly flu that I'm like, I'm not 100% sure that I'm, like, I see what happened to my mom. Do you see how fucked up she looked? Like, that makeup was awesome. Like when if Paltrow, that was her best performance was being dead. You know, if I knew that that was the,

I mean, that's the possibility. Like I think, oh, you know what I got today, by the way, I went to, I had to go to the doctor for something. I got the script for the antibody test, so I'm gonna go take it and see if I'm now superhuman. Oh, they just administer it in the office? No, I have to, they gave me a prescription for it. So I'll go to the place and next time I have to get a blood test, which is like a prescription to test if you had it ready.

Yeah, like you have to have a doctor's order to say you like. Oh, okay. Why did you get it? Like what, what did you tell them that made you get the test? have to have a doctor's order to say you like, oh, okay. Why did you get it? Like, what, what did you tell him that made you get the test? I said, they'll check for it to see if you have the antibodies and he's like, okay. Oh, so we're just at the point where you've just requested?

Well, something like that, I guess. You know, I think it, but I don't really want to test and low on supplies and on a shit like I Everybody keeps saying how the fucking people on TV are getting these tests and oh how how if you know people you're at the front of line I Know plenty of people I'm on TV. Nobody's giving me a test like what how did you get it? Like what are you just you're just like let me get it? You just it's just for the asking at this point I think well it says how to get New York's COVID-19

and anybody test for free. I'm seeing it right now. How many people are over there while talking? It sounds like, like, it's like legion over there. What's going on? It's just they Jeff at the table. I don't know why he wished for that, though. It was really creepy. He just kind of looked over to me and goes, that's a test for the antibody test. Not the test if you have it.

I don't know why he felt the need to like say that in a hush tone. Okay. All right. I didn't know it's going on very disparate. Yeah, that's like to get that test. But you have to go some way to do it, huh? Yeah, like I'll go to lab core,

but it says New York City will launch free COVID-19 antibody testing next week with an eventual plan to let up to 140,000 people get tested to see if they've had it. It's going to be in five neighborhoods, none of which appear to include Staten Island. I think mostly because it's in like lower income areas maybe. So up to 5,000 people a day, holy shit. And that's not a Jeff, if he knows so much, that's just to see if you've been exposed to it, right? Or if you've had it? The antibody test just just test if you've had it already. That's all it's testing. If I've had it, that means Mary Beth and Sage had it. And if we all had it, I'll bet you you had it too well. And that means we're all like, super meant,

oh, cue, you had it too. Well, yeah, I think I had it, but I don't know. There's no way to tell without the test. And I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I. Yeah, I had to go anyway. So all I was there, I was like, hey, hook me up. And then he did says that it's a hundred percent accurate at finding coronavirus antibodies in the blood and 99.8 percent at ruling them out. So there you go. But yeah, Walt, I would have followed I would have followed Matt Damon's character way closer. I was surprised that Kate Winslick got killed so soon because they were building up her character and then suddenly she's in a fucking plastic bag. I would have liked to see more Saul Star. Hugh, you know who I'm talking about. Yeah, he was he's always good and everything he does. Hawk, what is his name's Hawk, right? John Hawks. Yeah, John Hawks. Yeah, he's great and everything. Yeah, it was good to see him pop up.

It was it it was an effective movie like when they showed the virus moving around by what everybody touched and what's going on, I was like, oh, they really kind of nailed it. It was cool. Why do you think they made the Gwyneth poltro character a cheater? Probably so that you would not take her death so like, like maybe you're just like, all right, well, fuck her then. Because like maybe you're just like all right well Fucker then cuz like if you found that out like how do you feel then? You know and she had been up to it before so she's a serial cheater She was she cheated with the same guy before now. She's back cheating or did they ever prove it? Carry me yeah, they did they they showed her calling him and making a date like doing the layover and Chicago and stuff like that

So her she died and her son died. That girl, Matt Damon's daughter is her stepdaughter. That's not her actual mother. Um, so yeah, I guess like she cheated on her husband. And as a result, her and her son died. No, her son was going to die anyway. It was just that guy and chick. So if I'm Matt Damon and I find out that my wife cheated on me, but She gave him this virus and I killed him. I'd be like

I guess they all got what they deserve. There's very biblical I thought yeah Yeah, yeah, but how would you feel as like you know if that's your significant other? You're like wait because now in death you can't even confront it. Unless you confront the guy, I guess, and Koffal. Well, he was dead too, I thought. Oh, did he die as well? Yeah, he got, he got real bad. Even even if even if I mean, you it's silly to be mad at the person that's that's sleeping with your wife. Like it's not his job, unless it's a friend of yours or something like that, because you're just like, I mean, look, it's not his job to not sleep with my wife. It's my wife's job to not sleep with him.

So I feel like I've heard you say this so many times years ago. I'm just saying, just let the guy off the hook. It's not his fault. It's the wife's fault. That's all I'm saying. Yeah, I agree. He had no contract to be faithful to Matt Damon. No, it may be a little bit of a dickhead,

but, but I would be pissed at my wife. I'd be like, Jesus Christ. And Gwen's potso is pretty attractive. So I would be like, all right, I get it. Like, you know, you want to sleep with this. She looks like Gwen's Faltry. But, I mean, if she died, I wouldn't tell anybody. I would just be like, all right, I just got to deal with this and and grieve and then and then just try and get all that fucking grief Posse from my wife dying to this virus You know, I would probably make it the centerpiece of my ulygy Like I know you think you're all looking at some innocent, virginal type, but here's the news.

Your daughter was a monster. I'm not a monster. I mean, at least they probably tossed her into some sort of mass grave and you know, you don't even have to worry about it. Yeah, just chuck her in with the rest of the infected, because that's what they started doing, right? Yeah, that's what they did to Kate Winslet, so just toss her in and go.

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care what you have to say. I'm just tired of listening to people's opinions on shit. So I started going back and listening to art bell stuff, you know, the coast to coast stuff. Well, yeah, I know. I've heard those crazy. It's pretty crazy. But I'm like, is he, do you think he serious won't know? No, right? There's just no way he was engaging a guy so earnestly about big foot that I'm like, there's no way this guy is for real. Like he, the conversation is so in depth as if he saw like something that they know exists for a fact, but like is rarely seen. You know, he's like, oh, you got to see a link or whenever the fuck, you know, something like that. Um, and of course you know that led me to other episodes and one of them was about killer bees. Now you had the killer bees, right?

I thought that where you were, where did you fear the killer bees in the 70s? Walt, not at all. You probably, you probably would have been too young. Uh, killer bees, I remember, I remember, I remember the talk of the killer bees. Yeah. So, so you never thought Walt that the possibility of killer bees arriving was, uh, No, I was never, I was never concerned about it. Right. But are you now with the murder hornets? killer bees arriving was, uh, no, I was, I was never concerned about it.

Right. But are you now with the murder hornets still not concerned? Not concerned over a murder hornet, huh? Nope. I just don't go anywhere. Enough places where I'm going to be exposed to this bee, you know, unless it gets in my house or there's a,'s a hive built under under my porch or something I really fear

very Little regarding any bees But these aren't bees these are murder hornets, dude, which is the worst name ever I mean, it's all just hyped for the they give him that name. Have they really ever murdered anything? I thought what says it's been known to kill up to 50 people a year in Japan, or China, or Korea, since they're all the same according to the movie. New York City beekeepers say there's no way that it won't make its way here. The murder hornet is, he's got, he's the world's largest at more than two inches long and I guess his

stinger is a quarter inch long versus like barely measurable on a B, you know, a B gives you a little sting this thing really hurts and they'll bite like you know if you get a couple of them attacking one of the dogs forget it man, you're gonna have to go out there, it'll puncture your B keeper outfit if you have one of them on. Yeah, but there's it's going to be a while before they make your way across the nation now. They're only on the west coast, right? Yeah, well, it was, but I guess they recently surfaced for the first time in Washington state, New York City says that they'll eventually make their way here. So this is recent, but I mean,

I don't know how long does it take a bee to fly somewhere or a hornet or whatever it is. here. So this is recent, but I mean, I don't know how long does it take a beat of fly somewhere or a hornet or whatever it is. You know, if he catches a nice fucking tailwind, you'll be here in the next couple days where they said they can go on somebody's car, you know, if they go on somebody's car and then they're hanging out, the next thing you know, they got to ride out. Yeah. A whole bunch would have to make your way. Because one, if only one makes it, who's he going to fornicate with to create another murder being? I don't know. Those are the answers I don't have. I did read that in it's in China they have like think guys who got in hunt them and it's like they'll find

one and they're like okay there's a murder hornet and they'll follow them back to the hive and then they'll fucking torch the whole hive with like flame throwers and shit. Now that sounds like fun. Right? Yeah. I mean they're a scourge for sure. No doubt about it. Finally something you could kill and feel good about.

Really? You know? I don't feel good about, like I don't kill mice or anything like that. Snakes and stuff, like shit, it's pests that I have around, like that you see around, like the property and stuff. I really don't, I even spiders I catch in my house and release, I don't really like killing things,

but murder hornets, I think I could take some joy in exterminating a nest of murder hornets. You got it Do you I mean listen to old rickety Benjamin you think he needs a murder hornet in his life you got to kill that thing Yeah, look at him right now. He looks like he he looks like he can't take a single murder hornet sting I gotta protect him like he's all I got, you know he does want to know from him I know you lose him to murder hornets. You're fucking on your own. Oh, dude, I lose Benjamin and I like goes out my eyes.

I rely too much on this cat. So yeah, that's not good. I was gonna say that I actually believe. Yeah, it's true. That's that's no joke at all. It is, it is, it is, it, it's weird, right? How, how attached I am to this cat or is this just every, every owner has attachments to their pets and I just, this is just what, I just think I'm special, but I'm not. Everybody loves their pets as much. Um, well, I look at you guys. I feel like Walt is the same way with his dogs. Yeah, you know, it's going so far as to let them fart in his face and shit, you know, but he, but he, he has kids. So he has something that is possible for him to love more.

I don't have anything that I could love more than this. Yeah, right. That's right. I, I, I, I, I, I think that, I mean, yeah, yeah. But that's what mean like, so I think that like maybe the love that Walt has for his kids I have for this cat maybe You got to save them then got to kill that murder hornet Well, you can get praying mantis is like if you were to order

I don't know if you can buy them online But if you were to like have like a whole bunch of praying mantis a ship to your To your property and you just like put them all out in your backyard You probably wouldn't have anything to worry about because I think that's the natural enemy of the murder bay. Oh yeah, Grizzly video shows Pring Mantis eating the brain of a murder hornet. Oh, that's why you fucking don't kill Pring Mantis. Everyone's like, I don't know if it's true if there's a $50 fine but I always heard

there was a $50 fine. I think parents told their kids that just so they wouldn't kill praying mantis. And then sometimes bees will organize and kill them as well. Oh, there's no way praying mantises are rare. You could order a praying mantis egg case. You could order live praying mantises. They're not even that expensive. Oh, oh, so a new, uh, okay, it looks like baby praying mantises they're not even that expensive oh oh so a new Okay, it looks like baby praying mantises cost about

170 dollars for 500 how's that possible? That would be more than enough I would think Just let them loose. Yeah Oh, well all right, so either way what so less than 200 bucks, you can get a lot of fucking praying mantis. So it can't be true anymore, but you could buy a hundred pre-fed adult. Oh, these are lace wings. The fuck is a lace wing? Hold on. Okay. A praying mantis egg case with five extra large praying mantis eggs is $13. But you got to incubate those eggs, okay, when you get them.

You think so? You just like put them outside and like let them go. No, you probably got you probably got to do a bit more than just like open the box and then just put the egg out. I mean, you probably got to cultivate that egg and make sure you bring it to fruition. Yeah, you got to be like, you got to be like one of those emperor penguins, man. You got to look after it. All right. But but my point is if they're selling them, if they're just selling them as is, then they gotta be okay.

You didn't want to wait and hold on, get them on to way and hold on, go ahead, get them. Actually, the roommate of my ex in college, one day they, one year they bought a Christmas tree and they brought it into the, for Christmas and it apparently had a praying man to say case on the the trunk and they didn't realize it till it hatched because it got warm. And their whole house was covered in baby praying man Thai. That's a big problem right because you can't kill him. You'll go to jail if he killed that many. That's not true, but they they were so small they were everywhere.

So they threw the tree right out the door ornaments at at all, and tried to kill as many as they could. And then, but they, they're not harmful. It's like not like they ate anything or bite people. So they, but they said every, every year after that, they checked the tree for a cases. Was that person you get him? Sorry. Was that person you? No, it was my, it was my ex's Romanian college. Her name was magenta. Did you have bugs in your house? Oh, I got to the farm.

Yeah, we had we had box elder beetles, ladybugs, and eventually stink bugs. My my neighbor's stink bugs, man, holy shit. Yeah, my neighbor two houses down. He took out his wall one time and the whole wall was filled with ladybugs They apparently would winter and like the walls and older houses and then they They you know fly out in the summer when he ordered spring when it gets warm Stinkbugs were bad Okay, so we go guys. I just ordered a praying mantis habitat with eggs

and from these eggs it says it could be over 200 praying mantises come out of these eggs. So I'll release them in my yard and I'll just be fine, right? Should be. There should be absolutely nothing living in your yard and probably 18 months you'll have like nothing but praying mantis is living in your yard then all that's great and i release them in my neighbor's house will you take care of

them too at how he has to come how does a praying mantis killer murder hornet but a murder hornet kills a mouse does that mean that a praying mantis can also kill a mouse uh... i'm not sure if it can the Does that mean that a praying mantis can also kill a mouse? I'm not sure if it can. The videos I've seen the praying mantis, it latches onto pretty much like the the abdomen or thorax of the the murder hornet and so it can't get its finger into the praying mantis and it just eats away at its head. I'm watching it right now. It's so disgusting. I almost can't believe it.

Whenever I would find him at the farm, I would put him on the trees around the house because they would go after the Carpenter ants. They had a large carpenter and problem. But what if Q was to just order a whole bunch of seeds like the Venus fly trap seeds? Would that be able to help him keep out the killer hornets? I'm not sure because I'm not sure if his soil could handle if he has swampy soil, which is what's that nylon soil, bro? Yeah, I don't think it's swampy. It's kind of landfilly, but I'm not ordering these. I've canceled the order. This is terrible. This is too bad. I'm out, I'm out. I'm out. I can't be involved in this.

Just hire yourself a live in beekeeper. Oh, yeah. That's an idea. Get a little apiary going on. You know, and then have this guy. He's trained in bees, so he'll be able to keep the killer hornets away from you. But no, they say that the hornet's stingers actually, long, so long that it actually appears through a beekeeper's suit and into the skin.

Well, that sounds like the beekeeper's problem. Yeah, that's like huge problem. I'm not doing that. Well, first of all, why is there got to be a guy? Can it be like a female beekeeper? You think that's a lollipagot? Oh, she's in like a... Chicks are in the bees.

Oh, yeah, I think so. That's a lollipagot. That's a lollipagot. Oh, dude, it's fucking hobby. But a lot of famous people are into a beekeeping because it's a good Way to get a tax break because the land that you keep your hives on can be counted as farmland. There you go, Q tax break Oh, I'm a beekeeper

All right honey man, it's here Instead of be Q. it's QBs. Oh my girls, they wear bikinis to take care of them. I gotta tell you, there are a lot of attractive female beekeepers on the internet. I gotta tell you, there are a lot of attractive female beekeepers on the internet. Also, I can tell you for a fact that girls are into bees because I've heard a lot about bees since dating someone. No way! Yeah, like her grandfather's a beekeeper, her dad's a beekeeper, and I guess she's an aspiring beekeeper because I hear a lot about bees. But wow! hear a lot about bees. But wow. And play with the seas. What?

But like, the bees, my name is gonna hate me. Are they gonna be like, why the fuck is this asshole got bees coming and going all day? I would. Walt, do you remember when when I was when I was young, down on once, where where I lived, the guy on the corner had bees. Yep. And every once in a while like every summer not every summer but in the summer generally the queen would leave the hive and then all the bees would come out of the hive and like fly all over the neighborhood and you had to stay inside but for

the most part they didn't really bother anyone like I've only gotten stung once in my entire life by a bee and it wasn't even by my house we had a guy down a street from at the farm who had about six hives and it was't even by my house. We had a guy down the street at the farm who had about six hives. They had never really a problem. You know the invisible fence they use for dogs? Is there something they can do for that for bees? Like some sort of noise they can make to keep them inside cues back yard? Well, they got to fly to get the pollen to make the honey.

So they have to spread out. That's when they I don't know if you ever seen them how they how they do the dances to tell the other bees where the flowers are. I'm sure you've seen that. I haven't seen that no but I forgot about that. Yeah it may be a problem kill. You might have to get zoned for that too. Uh wow this sounds like a lot of work. That's why you're hired to live in beekeeper. Get all the comments. I know. Yeah, you're right.

He bailed on his praying mantis. Now he's bailing on the bees. I just feel like it's calling too much attention to myself. If I have a bee keeping thing in the yard, people are going to know. They're going to be that. Oh, that's the guy. I just don't want to do it.

Hey, have you ever thought about that maybe for a Joker challenge? Like, when are you guys getting a bee beard? What? What? What? No, that's pretty good, though. Would you any guys ever do that?

I wouldn't, but maybe the other guys would. Maybe. I mean, I guess like one of those joint, but we try not to do anything that Jackass has done. And I'm pretty sure they've done. Oh, yeah, they probably have, yeah, but if you own the bees it'd be like a little commercial for you. Oh, yeah, I could call myself BQ. You should consider marketing jokers in that way, just like jackass without all the gays stuff. I mean I feel like there's plenty of gays stuff on a practical jokers. I'm

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Yes, now pre-corona, I can't imagine this being floated past anyone, but the little times we live in, as they say, UK's obese residents may be forced to stay home once the lockdown ends. Working from home because leaked government, leaked government documents show that the obese are being treated as vulnerable people, along with those over 70 and pregnant women who will be told to stay home even when the lockdown is lifted. And companies may even need to have to find new roles for the workers who have to stay home. Almost one third of adults in England are clinically obese, one of the highest rates in the Western world. That is a big country,

man. We can't be too far behind that, I would think. Let's see, most, I'll look at up most obese nations. So what kind of special accommodations does Walt have to make for me now? Well, you get to work from home, good? Oh, there mind. It's going to get your jaw wired so you can't eat. He's going to put you on a diet. So, oh, first world, because I guess a lot of the, they're like all those island nations, like Samoans and shit.

So, if you're just going to count most obese, most obese, first world country, okay, here we go. This is not a first world. It's just going to be the same goddamn list. But it says the United, as of 2017, the United States was the most obese. Really? Yeah. It says it'll really, it'll be obesity rate will reach nearly 50% by 2030. Do you think a lot of people have been putting weight on while while in this lockdown? Probably. We're to land the milk a honey. What do you expect?

I guess you kind of got I mean I definitely feel like I've I've I can't hear you. You can't hear anything. I feel like I've you can't hear me. Has that any better? No, I can hear you. I can't hear you well. Okay. Yeah, I got to feel like I don't know if I gained weight, but I've definitely lost. Also mass. Yeah, like tone and whatever small toe like I've definitely turned it to Ville while I've been here. I try I've been working out. I've been working with a trainer for a couple of weeks now, but been working out, I've been working with a trainer for a couple of weeks now, but, um, but, you know, it's a little early to start seeing results. Yeah. I wonder if, um, if people are gaining weight, is it because they're bored and they eat

or because it feels like the last thing you have control of, it's like, fuck it. You know what? I want some fucking devil dogs or some shit and I can control that. Whereas I can't control going out to eat or going to a movie or going to see my friend, but this I can control. Maybe not, you know, consciously, but... Yeah, I think so. I think so. It's like everything's been taken away. Like, I'm going to take cheeseburgers away from myself. Like, it doesn't, you need something, you know, I mean, TV can't plug the hole.

It just can't. Q, I thought it could. I was wrong. Yeah. Yeah. Plus there's like a big, there's like a big shortage of like fresh vegetables and stuff. I've noticed going to the supermarkets.

So it seems like you almost kind of have to gravitate towards the pre-package full of preservative type stuff 148 everybody Yeah, I think you're not told Steve Dave was coming Really I'm ending on that I think it was so It was so lame. I'm like This is the kind of shit I hear all day long How do my mimicry wait, so you I mean wait, so you're there Sunday jamped there Like what's going on in the stash right now we're in lockdown man. We haven't left the station fucking four weeks

then bathe in the sink a surf talko i've a picket fucking crumbs out against beard i'm so hungry uh... oh hey uh... with with gittems uh... with gittems video those girls seem to be reacting positively did he convert after that uh... camera went dark no i did not i just went i scurried back in the store and locked the door. Did you?

No, we're here. It's like time to come in. We're here curating boxes. We're doing this thing for the stash where we're sending out some boxes to people. Right. Oh, okay. Align boxes.

So I had to come in today and get and fill out some blind boxes, get them doing some eBay auctions. I got these auctions I'm putting up some original artwork to help the yes OS auctions either yes get them the sOS auctions and So we've been doing we've been doing some work in the stash. So that's why I was here today That's why I thought I plus if I'm gonna do Tom Steve Dave I got to have a 148 by my side the fucking fucking as my tech guy, I can't do it without him.

Well, you certainly did it without him last week because it sounded like shit. No one complained at all. Don't leave the claim. That was the content, not the sound of it. No, Declan fixed it. It was, I listened to it. It was blown out. It needed to be turned down. Well, Declan could fix anything. He's a wizard. He fixed it as best he could. But maybe 146, I don't know. I was fighting with someone who who claimed that he couldn't the things done, Bob, and he got to turn it up. Yeah, there you go. Alright, I'm going to. What a link to the finish line. Jesus Christ.

Wow, I'm into it though. That was great.