Tell Em Steve-Dave - #445: Overkill: Kissing The Prussian Devil

Episode Date: June 11, 2020

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They said that my favorite fellow Hello and welcome to Tellum Steve Dave presents Overkill. This is where we look into some supernatural type stuff. And QEAT potato chips, I guess. Well, he's rustling around over there. But before we talk about anything in that realm, we're going to talk about reality. Just a little bit, not too much because I'm sure you've heard a lot about it. The protests and the riots and all the stuff that's been going on the past week, where people have, I know they've asked you Q I don't know about you Walt, but even I was

being Hectored hectored into making a statement on Twitter, which I Did not because the people that I want to talk to are the people listening right now And I don't think it's fair to demand that someone encapsulate their thoughts into the people listening right now and I don't think it's fair to demand that someone encapsulate their thoughts into a hundred and forty four characters and whoever many characters there are. The people I want to talk to are listening right now. So you boys, this is not these are not good times. No. That's an understatement probably. Now this is this is I mean, we're, we're in a, I cannot believe there's this many things going on at once.

I don't know how, I don't know how the human mind is capable of processing everything that's going on right now. It's fucking crazy. There's COVID still out there because you would not know right now. Oh, I'm acting like it's still out there. Yeah, oh, we know, but There's some Procestors who are men I understand you guys have been get you know, do getting together to do things and

and and and I want to be I want to be doing them, but like I can't I I I'm so fucking terrified Of COVID still What if we were just me and Bri were to were to chip in and buy you a bubble like John Travolta When going to plastic bubble would you come down and you know we had a picnic And you know that would be awesome that just if you were in the bubble the whole time In that bubble air conditions. No, no, but it's, but it's safe. You might have each stroke, but it died.

The picnic was over. I can't. You guys don't understand. I, I, I, I, you know, I, there's a lot of my personal I don't talk about anywhere, right? You guys know that and I have some you know immune compromised people in my life that I that I need to take care of if I need to take care of you're talking about mr. whiskers no he's oh dude he had another

seizure this week it's he tuned to do it I'm gonna stalk I am gonna stalk crying right now he's he had a He had another seizure fucking two nights ago and I haven't slept since then. It's not great. These are the things I don't want to talk about. But so it's like I can't, so no, I'm not talking about Mr. Wisk. And I can't do it. I want to guys, but I can't you see me and there's nothing wrong with what I was me doing and you see get on me this whatever is me get him's doing. They're out and about man.

They're out and about, you know, and it's like I can't trust them and every person they're out and about with to not get sick and bring it back to me. Am I a pussy? Fine. I'm a fuck a pussy. It's fine. It's fine. I'm a pussy. He's filled up us during the tell us something we already knew. Right. So anyway, the riots clearly, I mean, look, another thing is this guy, like, what is it exactly that you think I'm going to say? Do you think I'm

not going to say what happened to George Floyd was fucking horrific? And I wish it never happened. It's like do you expect me to say anything different than that because that's how I and I would say any person I've spoken to so far feels that they're like that's extremely brutal to watch. It's just difficult to watch. It's a snuff film. It's's a snuff film and the problem is though there are people I think maybe with their doing Brian is to be like It's to just be like because there are people who are like Fuck them You know what I mean well like there are people who so it's like I guess they want to make sure you're not one of those people Which I don't know I you know what I don't mind people knowing that I'm not one of those people, which I don't know. I don't mind people knowing that I'm

not one of those people. Yeah, I guess so. But I know the people who are like fuck them is because he was committing whatever crime he was committing. And at a certain point in his life, he was, he had a gun to a pregnant woman's stomach for drugs and like, he had a criminal background. But I think the point being missed there is that it's not really about him It's no right it. It's about it's about everyone who gets treated like that You you look at the amount of fucking complaints at those fucking cop that that cop had against them and you're like how the and psych you look at and you're like Well, so don't tell me there's not a problem of foot. Right. Like that guy had so many fucking issues.

Um, I don't know, man, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's just been, it's, it's been fucking crazy. I, for me, like, like, I, for me, I'm fine, but you know what I mean? Like, I, that's what I'm saying. Like, I, I don't want to talk about myself in it. I, I feel like, for me, it's just, I don't know what to do. I don't know what the fuck to do. So I made a statement and I started donating money.

You know what I mean? To organizations and I don't know what to do. And it's like, that's not the biggest tragedy in the world. So I don't want to come in here and talk about how I don't know what to do. You know what I mean? It's like nobody does. Like no one really knows what to do. So I don't know what to do. Like, you know what I mean? It's like nobody does. Like, no one really knows what to do.

So I don't think it's expected of you. I think what's expected of you is exactly what you said is like you come out and you're like, hey, I'm not one of these people who feels he deserved it in any way, shape or form. You know, I guess maybe that's what, like somebody, one of the very few people on Twitter who is trying to call me to the carpet was like,

you know, you go after liberals, you know, why would you ever go after conservatives for being so evil? It's like, I don't go after liberals. It just so happens that it's PC shit, I don't like. I have no problem with liberals. In fact, I consider myself fairly liberal with a lot of shit. So it's not liberals that I hate. It's the far left that I can't stand and the PC bullshit.

So let's make the very fine distinction right there, you know Yeah, I guess I I don't know. Oh, he is but I was thinking about like Tell them Steve Dave and like because because as show Can't change to a certain degree right because like we we get on tell them Steve Dave and we talk we we talk stupid shit about apps absolutely fucking everything right We take positions. We don't believe like what you said at once on a show We were like look everybody scrambling for in a position so we could all argue with each other You know what I mean and and to me like that's my favorite part of the show where we're just like Walt will fucking rage for a half hour about something that it doesn't care about just a fucking tune us up and shit like that. And I, to me,

that's fun and legit comedy. You're not going to see me do that today though. But, but, but this is my point. But like, like, there's a lot of stuff that we should do that with, right? Like, there's, there non-important stuff in the world that we could do. I think for me, it's just like sometimes not not even that we've been wrong in what we've said, but it's just like we have taken that same attitude about like, I guess like important type of issues. Like that. Media issues. Thank you, Walt. And it's just like, and I think that maybe I'm just at the point where it's just like, maybe we just shouldn't do that anymore. And I think that maybe I'm just at the point where it's just like, maybe we just shouldn't do that anymore.

And I know that fans have been saying this. I know that fucking fans have been saying like, would you guys stop fucking talking about this shit? We, I just talk about like comics and fucking French bulldogs and shit like that. And I'm like, yeah. And I'm like, like I love that we just take stupid positions about shit, but I just don't know that if I want to loop in important decisions, important shit anymore into it. Well, if I can be, if I could say something up, like, off of

what you just said right there is that, like, I feel like the content on the, on the tomsy they patron is, is the content that you're talking about like that I like I have kind of tried to steer it into total fluff. It's almost black and white. It's so old and sacred. And I have been and I have really really not tried to have a heavy hand on tell them Steve like you know and trying to steer those things because you guys I've always felt like you guys want to talk about what you guys want to talk about. I'm not going to be like come in and be like well this is like what's do this or let's do that like I've

done that more so on the patreon content because you come down you're you're all stressed out about you know about your life you know with, being, you know, an IJ, all the things you do. I don't want to be like, I just want you to have comfort on what you want to talk about. But if you're saying, hey, let's go total fluff, I can do that. Yeah. I think so. I think so because like, like even when I said online when I was like, look, man, like, I can't add to this conversation meaningfully because I wasn't like, I'm fucking all this pain and shit that's being expressed right now, like I knew it was there, I fucking, like I just think that maybe I wasn't fucking, I just don't think I should be talking

about stupid shit anymore, I'm not real shit anymore in the same tone that I do,'t think I should be talking about stupid shit anymore. I bet real shit anymore in the same tone that I do. Even if I got it right a bunch of times, I just think that maybe like the things that I can do aside from donating aside from looking at myself and my is to just be like even with IJ I'm like I don't fucking think we should we should look at some of the jokes and it's fucking a practical jokers which is crafted to be the most broad comedy fucking possible and I'm like all right part of my job is gonna have to be looking at that and being like all right well what what works and what doesn't work in this new

I don't see a space that I don't know if that's necessarily true that you have to do all these things I don't think this is what these people are looking for like I think what what black people are looking for is like, can you stop, like just fucking treat us, like you would treat anyone else. Like if we get stopped in a traffic stop, I shouldn't have to be like, is somebody gonna fucking shoot me for the most minor infraction? Is somebody gonna kneel on my neck? I don't, I don't think, I mean from the people that I've spoken to, I don't think anyone's like, hey, we don't want you to stop fucking joking around or like we don't want all these things to change. I agree with you. I don't think that the people who are being, you know, having the rights

trampled upon are looking for that. But there's a certain segment of our audience though that, you know, I think doesn't want to hear us weigh in on on. Are they on Patreon? Have your stuff. I don't know where they are. I'm just saying it, but you know that there is a... Yeah, you're right. The people who are really affected by this are asking for what you are saying right there. But you can't deny that there's a certain segment of especially online that is demanding a certain type of entertainment and- That I'm supposed to provide for free.

Now they're gonna dictate what I do and say that's not gonna happen because that's not there. No. That's not the- But I guess I'm, I'm surprisingly I'm not explaining myself well. It's not, it's, I just don't wanna fucking talk about shit that I got no fucking,

that I don't really know what I'm talking about. Well the situation like this, I couldn't agree more. That's why I'm like really, you need a middle-aged white guy to weigh in on this, like the type of person that everyone seems to hate most. Why the fuck would you care what my opinion is in the first place? Like, why would you care? I think a lot of our listeners care, though,. They probably want to have like, yeah, but but don't they know where I mean as a show and as individuals like don't they know where our

heart is like don't you know if you're listening to this show and have been a listener for some time, how could you not know that we would be a guest and horrified just like everyone else in the country to see something like that. And to watch these riots and watch all this shit. Like, look, I'm all for watching the world burn. I'm not even upset about the property damage and the corporate shit or the government shit. You want to take down all that crap and destroy it to make a fucking point to put the finest point possible on it. Go right ahead.

It's the mom and pop shit that I'm like, stay away from it. Don't ruin people's businesses that they work their whole life for because you feel marginalized. And I'm not even talking about black people. There's a plenty of fucking white people that I see running around breaking. Oh, I saw the funniest video. There's these two like bro types who are up in an apartment, you know, like a couple floors up and they have a big, a couple big windows and they, and they're looking out onto the street and people are marching by and then they have a beer pong table set up and like as they've been playing beer pong and one of the guys, they're like college age, he goes to take him a selfie and he's like given a thumb,

thumbs up and you can kind of see the marchers, the protesters on the background and I guess somebody's like, fuck this guy and And he throws a rock through his window. Then the noise and the shattering glass is amazing. It's like, shh. And the guy goes, whoa, whoa, he's like, we're on your side. And the responses are rock through the second window. Dude, I was dying laughing. This fucking idiot taken selfies.

I was so sweaty. But when I initially, though, when the protest started taken selfies. It's so funny. But when I initially, though, when the protests started and the rioting started, my thoughts were initially, but it's come around to change, though, is that I felt like you can have the peaceful protests and that's kind of like someone coming up to you and grabbing you by the lapels and being like, listen to me. But then when you start rioting, that's almost like like someone coming up to you and grabbing you by the lapels and being like, listen to me. But then when you start writing,

that's almost like screaming and someone's facing you, like, you gotta listen to me now. So it's understandable that that would fall out of that or that would come out of that. But now you're starting to see, now I'm like, scarring a change that like maybe that, like that would be, that's going to make an immediate impact, I think, on the people who are going

to start having to put changes in effect. Right? But now coming around, when you see all these protests that are not having rise lately, all over the world, like you mentioned that Philly thing, that maybe I was wrong to think that a riot is going to immediately have super quick swift action by the powers that be. I thought that initially, but now you're just seeing that so many people out there, it may just be as powerful as a riot though. Oh, I think it's got to be because I think the number of people, right?

Right. The sheer number of people, it's sheer number of people. You can't, they can't, they can't't it can't be ignored. I don't agree I hear what you saying about I'll never like I'll never agree with the right with like looting You know, no, I'm like yeah, but you have I'm just saying either either wherever you fall on how on on the riots whether you Agree or disagree. There's no denying though that it's going to force quicker, swifter, a response for change. It's an effective tool. And it's not coming from nowhere. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's something for a place of you. Only like these are the people who are powerless only have two options, peaceful protest or riot.

And um, it's like when somebody, or both in this case, it's like when somebody fucks up your door dash and you've enough times you've been good about it and then you have to go down a kick a door and or two. Your whole life is a riot. Yeah, it really, it really has put me in a place where I'm just like, yeah, I'm with you while I'm just like, I, and'm with you while I'm just like, I, and if you, and if like, if we as a society want this to not happen anymore,

then action has to be taken. I'll keep pounding that table. I don't want to pound it, but like, you know, like action has to be taken. I mean, there's, you can't, it can't be lip service now. You've got to, you've got to follow through, and our leaders on both sides have failed these communities for Generations both sides and now I mean

They have to do things that Clearly Make an impact immediately. I think or else This will continue to happen and nobody wants to see all this pain and suffering because like, there's, it's not just like when you say the riots, it's not just like, um, a monetary, the damage. People are getting hurt and dying though in the riots. I mean, so it's not like, is if a riot, it doesn't come with some heavy, heavy,

um, outcome, for you have repercussions. So, I mean, I don't know. I mean, if this doesn't change it, then I don't know. I mean, I don't know what to say. Q, do you feel that if it hasn't happened already with the COVID stuff and then these huge protests and riots is this the final nail in the coffin for American exceptionalism?

Is this the final nail in the coffin for American exceptionalism? Um, I feel that look, you look a lot of places in the rest of the world. Um, and they still need the United States help, right? Right. Like there's a lot of worlds out there that there are a lot of countries out there. Like we, we, uh, even I, and you know since day one, like I've been thinking about about it like a couple of things over the years that we've said on Tell them today is a wall remember once you asked me when I've ever been ashamed to be American and I was like never in one of the things And that's always how I felt and it's just like I'm not ashamed to be an American today, but like it is that thing where you're just like

These fucking people are Americans. It's like, so something's not right here, but it's just like, we need America to be the guiding light in the world, we need it, we need it, and we, and fucking China, retweeting I Can't Breathe and quote to us on their official like Twitter thing. China? China!

I'm like, that's where we're at I'm like fucking China is taking legitimate pot shots at a morality and you're like holy fuck like they just landed a good one you're like we can't we've definitely like something's got to change I don't know what it is I mean I know what it is but I don't know what I don't know how to get there I don't know what to do I one of the things know what to do. I One of the things though too. It's like I mean, there's two issues though that have to be resolved one is how Long-forcement police is in in communities and the other is getting these communities out of poverty and And this has been said though like I said for decades

Nothing has changed. And it's going to be, and it's obviously, Tom Steve doesn't tell him Steve Dave doesn't have the answer for how you raise these communities out of poverty, but now coming out of a pandemic, it's like, how do you do this? How do you, how do you start making the changes in terms of income and poverty? Like yeah, there's a lot of problems going to be that have to be resolved and resolved rather quickly.

Well, the other thing that goes on is the the deep distrust between those communities and the police, right? So it's like these, you know, stitches get stitches and shit, and nobody wants to talk to the cops, and understandably so, because it's like, oh, Brian talked to the cops the other day. And now, you know, so and so is arrested on the snitch. Now I'm gonna get a stitch. That's no fun. Right, well, I'm sure the same thing is going on

on the police side of the equation. When you had that guy push that old man down in Buffalo and then they all, and then the whole team, like got off the team. It's it's it's it's the same thing and you're just like I don't know how that how that could happen. No, right. How can that young cop push that old man like that? I can't think of a single fucking reason why you would push an old man down like that and break his head. And and and I have to happened. We look at this.

Dude, a pool of blood, a meat is terrible. Within seconds his head surrounded in blood. Well, it was the reasoning they gave. They lied and said he tripped. Oh, really? Yeah. The police initially said that he tripped. Why does everyone, there's a billion cell phone cameras out there.

Right. Like, why would you lie? And it's a march. Right? Wasn't it a march? I thought I read it. I don't know It did look like a march look like the old man was just by himself at it like by himself like confronting a Like 30 cops, right? Yeah, it seems like they were trying to walk past them. I don't know. I don't know no excuse That that's a shit that has to be eliminated to today and you shouldn't be see that shit no more

But you can understand why like let's say Even black people right now are like hey, you know what? I think we got our point across Now with these riots and protests like people are gonna stand up and take notice and they should be dissuaded from that by Seeing cops as the protests are going on getting suspended getting fired all this it's like they can't even should be dissuaded from that by seeing cops as the protests are going on, getting suspended, getting fired, all this, it's like they can't even control themselves.

And I don't want to come off anti-cop because obviously we're good friends with Troy and not all cops are bad. That's a ridiculous notion, but it does seem that it attracts a certain mentality sometimes, like a bully mentality, you know? I'm just gonna look for this video.

I haven't done that. But the things that happen though, it's going to take time, though, to weed out or to like reprogram, though I think, you know, the way that like cops come across that old man though, like that should never happen. And God forbid if it happened, I mean, how on earth can you conduct your, as a police officer, conduct yourself that way? And light on what happened, why would you do that? I do, I don't know. And I thought the greatest point that I saw because I've been watching, which I never fucking do, I have been, like, I don't know and I thought the greatest point that I saw because I've been watching which I never fucking do I have been like I'm actually

Too stressed out because all I'm doing is what is watching the news and reading and reading news and trying to read websites that I don't normally read You know what I mean to try and get perspective and the smartest thing I saw about them About them put about that video clip, but that old man was just like, okay, all right, they're fucking doing that to an old white man on video. What the fuck do you think they're doing to people off a video? You know what I mean? It's just like, it is, and again, and I know,

and it's just like, if it's controversial to say, it's just like, then it then so be it, I guess, but it's just like, if it's controversial to say, it's just like, then it then so be it, I guess, but it's just like, I know a lot of great cops. You know what I mean? I know a lot of cops that care. I do. So they're not saying, when they're saying like cops are bad, it's like, I'm sure nobody's saying

the individual, every single individual cops are bad. And if they are saying that, look, I can't go that far. I just can't, but I think what they're saying is like the system That's in place now really needs to fucking be looked at and worked over and it's just like to me I'm just like okay if that's the message then who would it be? I don't understand anybody. It's why I'm not like on Twitter I'm just like I post something and then for the next 24 hours It's just people fucking fighting and it's just people arguing and people coming to my defense and people going to get

And I'm like this is not this is this is not I don't want this. I don't want to be I don't want to be a part of this You know what I mean? So that's that's I don't know what to do. I don't know what to fucking do guys I you know, I don't know what to do anymore. Yeah, I don't think I think a lot of people don't know what to do but Well, maybe there know what to do anymore. Yeah, I don't think a lot of people don't know what to do, but... Well, maybe there's nothing to do. From what? Like, what are you going to do? I mean, what are you going to do? Personally, I mean, if you conduct yourself

like you have thus far, which is to not be a racist, that's pretty good. Right. Like, you can have every single person in the the country and I can't imagine black people would want it A bunch of white saviors coming around and being like let me help you let me help you I know for a fact that's I mean like I said I spoke to somebody yesterday I know for a fact that's not what they're looking for No, I so so to me the best thing I think I could do right now is listen and

to me, the best thing I think I could do right now is listen and and absorb and see what I can do going forward. And then also on top of that, like do what I've been doing, like funding things that I see that I think that can help. And I've been putting money out there. But other than that, I'm like, I don't know. That's, I, and none of that's a negative. I think that's a positive. I'm sorry. Where are you going? I'm going back. Yeah, I am.

I would like some recognition. No, I just feel like, I don't know. I just think like, all right, if I don't, I think I don't know what to fucking do is say, but I hope I'm on. I'm heading in the right direction for what I already felt like wasn't a bad launching bed. And that's where I'm at. I don't know. I've seen, uh, I've been around Quinn when I'm like, he, I may need to take him to the hospital. He's so inebriated. Those are the only other times I see him this beside himself where he's just like scattered and like, I don't know what to do and I can hardly even It's okay, and you've been to right and you've been texting me for days and I've been like this for days You know and and and and it's just like I

Mean you think I'm bad. I can't talk to Sal without him crying Yeah, like he's so emotionally intermoial about everything that's going on. That, that, it's just, it's, which is good, you know what I mean? Sounds a perfect example of someone who like, if he went to the protest, somebody who probably bashes head in, if they don't know he was sell, not knowing that you don't have a stronger ally. And as far as, as long as I've known the guy,

like no one's more emotionally in touch than so. Yeah, I don't know. So I don't know. So welcome to Overkill I guess. Yeah. But this is in haunted. I don't know what is. Yeah, I know.

I know. All right. I don't even know if we've said anything of value at all here. Of course we haven't. We haven't. All we've done is ruminate over the state of the union and what we could do, which we don't know what we could do. Because, aside from, like, here's money.

I mean, I feel like when targets given 10 million and this one's given 10 million, it's like, you know, I throw my 50 bucks on the pile. I think it may need more. I mean, also, I think it comes down to two. It's like, what can I do? Is like, if you've got to use your rights as an American to vote people in to office who are committed to making change rather than just fucking lip service though. Is that what you have to do just scare the political system and just straighten it out? Yeah, it's such a network.

It's like it seems impenetrable, right? Yes, that's what has to be done is you've got to somehow find the people who are legitimately going to do what needs to be done rather than the people, keep putting in people who are legitimately going to do what needs to be done rather than the people, keep putting in people who are just like, well, I'll just say what needs to be said because it's four years. It's now with that mark where the election time is nearing. So I'll start talking about these subjects. You got to put people in who are going to go in and truly move, like get all the dry wood out of fucking out of a government, fucking remove it all and put all fresh, nice wood in.

Yeah, and dry wood is an accurate description. I mean, these are all a bunch of old way guys who haven't been fucked in decades. I didn't get a try wood. So I mean, yes. So I guess the only thing in terms of Tellum Steve Davis just being like, and I don't think anybody's going to be disappointed with the decision to just only talk stupid shit about. That are lives personal things that happens to us and Maybe a couple more games on Tom Steve Dave maybe silly games. Is that a wink? Yeah, okay, all right Yeah, I just yeah, I just I don't want to start I don't want to stop reveling in Stupid half baked opinions. I don't but maybe we got somebody that coming up on overkill. Yeah, that's all I That's what I like doing. It's our wheelhouse, man.

Anything else. So that's it. I mean, not that's it. That's I did, but I mean, like, is you want to move on? I think so. I think so. Unless people want to hear me fucking stutter for another five minutes. for another five minutes. I guess I...

I hate it. It's hard because these thoughts have been in my head for her fucking week. And it's like, you know, I'm here, like I'm not, I have no outlet. You know what I mean? I'm talking to cats. I don't think... Yeah, so yeah, I guess, yeah, I guess that's that. I mean...

Just could I ask you one thing, that that off topic about but still about current events COVID Yeah Is New York June 15th the target date when things start to open up like New Jersey? I think phase one starts tomorrow and phase one is stores open Yeah, I think so I haven't really I I I don't know. Yeah, cuz June 15th like the stash can reopen stage two Is the 15th for us? I thought so yeah, so it's someone told much of Mike said that like June 15th we can all we're gonna all have to wear masks and everything Yeah, oh boy all day when do you what like I know you're I know like so, I know like, say you have, you have a lot of concerns and

you have a lot of people around you that you don't want to infect. But when do you, like, as time goes on though, and like, as the, as we move more into everything opening up though, and there still doesn't seem to be a vaccine anywhere, I mean, they say they're getting close, but there real, there date or target when it's gonna be available. Like how much pressure will you put on yourself to be like, all right, well, I got to start, you know, maybe going out or... Yeah, I think we were getting to that point.

I think for me, we were getting to that, like, look, before all this stuff happened with the riots, I mean, the protesting and not even the riots, the protesting and stuff like that. I think we were headed to a place where I felt comfortable, but now, if you turn on the news, nobody's even fucking talking about COVID, it's all about this.

And if they do mention it, they're all just gonna, what they're saying is just like these protests are probably going to cause more waves and stuff like that. So I don't, so my answer to that is the same answer is every fucking thing else. Everything's got to calm down and we got to get like back on some sort of schedule where they're saying it's okay and and I'm sure we got a spike coming especially here in New York City. I want to come down. I want. I mean, I wasn't mean to put I'm just mean because it sounds like like you are you're committed to staying staying put Till the next day. I am yeah, yeah, yeah, well, yeah, I felt like I couldn't do it like I had to I mean hopefully I it's that I made the right decision obviously. I won't know you know

It's only time will tell but yeah, I I was I was I had wore my mask and everything but I yeah, I didn't stay in As exclusively as I was in the beginning though. I just felt I was going bonkers and personally, and I know by personally, that choice doesn't just affect me personally, but everybody in my house seemed to feel like they weren't up in arms or having an anxiety about me going out. So we just all kind of came to the realization that was like, you know, let's just, let's just roll

and say what, let's just see what happens. Yeah, I think also if I wasn't concerned about some elderly people in my life that I, that I'm sort of taking care of a little bit, that I would feel a little bit more relaxed. But to me, it's just like, okay, if it means that I gotta sit in my house and write and record from afar, and it means 100% that I'm not gonna hurt them,

then I'm still there where I'm just like, that's what I should be doing. Yeah, and that being said though, yeah, I haven't seen my mother-in-law or my mother though. I haven't gone and seen them. They're still in their little seclusion. Yeah. I don't know when that'll ease up though for them though,

either though, that seems to be... Well, can you, I mean, so on the 15th, is it like, I mean, anybody can go out now anyway. But like on the 15th, will your mom go out? I don't, well, she's been going to stores and stuff. But I'm talking about on the 15th, it feels like 15th is like, okay, you can get a haircut. 20 seconds is here.

Oh, 20 seconds for hair? Yeah, you're right. All right, well, like the stash can open and all the stores like the stash can open. Big stores in the mall can open, but not like little stores. Like if you have an outdoor entrance, you can open in the mall like JC penny or Macy's can open, but like hot topic is not allowed to

Which is kind of like that's weird like so Barnes and Noble can open yes Any number of stores can't they don't have it if they don't have an outdoor exit they can't open gotcha And yeah plus it's not even that it's not even like that Walt. It's like people who were just like in a thing that I had posted on Twitter where I was like, this is how I really feel. Let me put this out at the end. I said, please wear a mask just thinking about the people and people were just like, people were like, fuck you.

I'm not wearing them. People like, people like, oh, you're sheep for the government. Oh, you're giving up your freedoms and I'm just like, people like, oh, you're sheep for the government. Oh, you're giving up your freedoms. And I'm just like, all I said was, I didn't even say wear a mask. I was like, please wear a mask. Please. So those people are out there too.

You know what I mean? I don't get those people because it's like at the beginning of this, I would have imagined if you took a poll the whole country like, hey, we'll reopen. If everybody is 100% committed to wearing a mask, I thought people would be like, 99% of them would be like, definitely.

That's a smart price to pay to get everything back somewhat to normal, to try to like stop us from going over a cliff financially, the whole nation, the whole world, but apparently not. Apparently not. It's not enough. It's not enough.

And I'm talking to one of my friends and she went to her friend's family's house for backyard barbecue with, you know, everybody's sort of socially distancing and stuff like that, which is like whatever, that's fine. Like I'd be comfortable with that, like sitting in my yard with my friend six feet of what you know what I mean. So, and one of the people at the party was making fun of her for still feeling kind of like how I feel and like as a joke He was like going near her going Sorry Like what I'm like these people are out there that's a stand Islander and I've been proud of stand island

With the probe there's been a lot of protests on stand Island. I'll show up them the pro. There's been a lot of protests on Staten Island. I'll show up to him was here. There's been no, you know, there's been no, no, no, civil unrest. It's been like legit, peaceful here our voice protest. I've been proud of Staten Island, but it's just like that guy that I just discussed lives on Staten Island. So he's here.

Somewhere, the guy that thinks it's now funded a cough on people and I'm like, I'm sorry, I can't, what if Ming was around that guy? And he coughed on Ming and Ming was like, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh I'm not targeting me. He's a hero. Yeah. I'm sure Ming is taking all the precautions that he should have would, but is everybody around him? I don't know. Yeah, you know, you're, you're, you have legitimate, I mean, we're just busing your

chops. I mean, I, I really respect anybody who was like, no, I'm not comfortable coming because I mean, everybody knows what we're talking about. We filmed something that's going to come out in July on patron, a backdoor back to back yard barbecues slash picnic Olympics where we played a whole bunch of games and we were all outside. We were all outside. We kept we didn't wear masks on my back yard but you know. It was breezy. You know, time lonely tell though. Nobody knows if like if that was a bad move or not,

but. How do you get it? I'm still not sure how you got it. Is it airborne? Yeah. It is airborne. Yeah, it's there. Okay, last thing I heard was that it's not airborne.

What the fuck? When's the last time you watched the news? Not, I mean, I have hardly seen any riot footage. That's been documented like for months. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah. How long do documented for months. Oh really? Yeah. Yeah. How long do you deal with the mask, though?

At what point are you like, like, I'm not wearing it anymore? I think you're going to be forced, or I don't think stores are going to let you in without wearing a mask. So if you want to go into a store, you better fuck up put your mask on. If you don't want to wear it walking around outside, I don't think the police will enforce it. Like they do in other countries.

But if you want to go to an establishment, I think you're going to I don't think the police will enforce it like they do in other countries but if you want to go to an establishment I think you're going to have to wear the mask and rightfully so it's a small price to pay. It depends on how long you shop and then it's a then it's a big price. Then it's a big price. Get a good yeah yourself a good mask with the with the air filter so you can like so you have a so if you're just wearing like like an old sock. That's normally what I go out in. I pull a sock out from my head with two eye holes, cut out. Well, then you need to invest in a better quality of masks.

And is there one coming on Patreon I can grab? Oh no, no, no man. I'll tell you what, right now, if I wear a mask and sunglasses and a hat, and I walk around and I don't have to take fucking 10 selfies Like I'll fuck away that mask the most seven. It's really poor for a mask for a selfie these days. I Mean that would be fucking insane, right? Like yeah, I haven't run into that in the times that I have gone out Yeah, I mean I've had to go to the store and I had to go to the doctor's office a couple of times for some some other thing I'm dealing with now, but like it's nobody's been like, yo bro, how about that video shout out? I

think people are getting it. I think people understand it. All right. So let's talk about some creepy stuff for we run out of time. Yeah. Yeah. Let's do it. Who wants to go to bed? I have, um, I'm wondering why some of these cryptids haven't caught traction, well. Oh, I like this topic.

Cryptids from the co-creator of cryptozzoic man, you would be considered an expert on cryptids just based upon that one credit. I should be, I did a lot of reading about cryptids. A whole lot. You would be like the world's foremost expert on cryptids just upon that credit on Cryptozoic Man. Like you would think that like, okay,

like discovery challenge. Yeah, they should be, yeah, you should be a talking head and a documentary. I know I've been on TV before I have experience. Why does it look to me? Why am I not tapped? You have some that are called like okay, here's one on Ohio. His name is Grassman. Giant hominid called the Grassman. He's three toes. A lot of cryptids have three toes three kids a lot of three toes guys Wait more it's more interesting than that. Okay goat man a lover's lane type cryptid that reportedly attacks parked cars with an X so Is that the design that's probably just a the range killer it probably is right?

It's just like a lot of man. It's always monster or man It probably is right. Like, what kind of goat man from? It's just like a lot of man. It's always monster or man. The Oklahoma octopus. Ooh. What's that? It's basically the big foot of Oklahoma. And they have a festival.

Devoted to just the octopus. Devoted to just the octopus, yeah. Now, it does it. That's pretty cool. Is it a creature that actually is seen on land or only in the water? Maybe it's just a legitimate octopus. It could be again, just let's see. Oklahoma octopus, oh there's lost tapes, there's a whole thing. Oh there was a special on Discovery channel about it. Not that I'd know, cause nobody fucking asked me to. Ha ha ha ha. Mysterious creatures said to inhabit three lakes

where it attacks and kills unsuspecting swimmers. So, I guess it can get up. It's a freshwater octopus. Now it's size of a horse. Now, what's the plural of octopus? Octopi. I thought it was octopus-y, but... Yeah, look.

But are they known to be in freshwater lakes? I didn't think so. I thought they were mostly. Well here, yeah, it says skeptics question how an octopus and ocean creature could survive in freshwater lakes. But it's easy to believe that a creature would be a fearsome predator. Okay, yeah, we know. That part we do believe. The giant Pacific octopus has tentacles that can boast the strength of a 200 pound man and a powerful beak that it uses to kill prey. I really like octopus. They like, I mean, obviously, the Beatles song, the guard octopus garden, like they take those trinkets and rocks and decorate their little house and shit. So yeah, I think it's squirt ink, right? I believe

so. That's one of the coolest weapons in nature, I think. Well, it's not a weapon, it's a camouflage, but yeah, it's pretty dope. Wait, wait, they don't use it as a weapon. I thought when something got too close, they ejaculate. Yeah, and then they use it to escape. It's like a smoke screen. I guess if I was an enterprising octopus,

I would use it to attack as well. So maybe... Hey, what about this? What about some sort of like what if we came up with a product that could change a Jackulation color that would be fucking amazing right like like orange and like psychedelic colors like glow in the dark You like love that right like like a rainbow ice remember rainbow ice Yeah, like all those Like like a rainbow ice remember rainbow ice yeah, like all those Like I haven't come not would come out with that product yet

It would revolutionize the porn industry. We'd end up like the jerk where he got like those glasses He gets sued at the end for fucking up everyone's I see Would you take that pill? No, you're a guinea pig I'm like I'll do it first. It's like a hot pink ejaculation cue. I Mean I'm fucking sounds awesome like but I Mean but think of the novelty of it Who I don't know he's gonna sterilize you though, too though. Well, there's a man I'm in I'll take it right away, but the no, but okay, here's the two things. One, you're either in a committed relationship

and how much play are you gonna get? Like, how much are you gonna get out of that? You're gonna be like, oh tonight's my com's gonna be green, sweetheart. Or you're gonna, you're gonna spring that on a sex partner. And have the advance to the point where it's like Halloween, so you get a nice orange and black girl. And where is the fun in it for like past one or two times? It's like one of those things. It's like pop rocks.

It's like you'll one time and it's kind of like yeah. We've made our money with that. Yeah, but we just got to get everybody to sign a waiver who buys it, you know, like we can't be sued for testicular cancer or anything. And we have no idea what this is going to do to you. A side front. I'm not even 100% sure what's in it.

Well, I never say we don't even know where it came from. We just we found it, took it and this is what happened. So we thought we'd sell it to other people. Well, I think you probably heard about these guys, the melon heads. I've never heard of that. Really? No, what country is I mean, what state is that for? That's in Ohio.

A lot of these coming out of Ohio. Really, what is the melon head? The story was that there was a doctor who lived in the woods and they somehow acquired a bunch of children, possibly from a mental hospital, and performed experiments on them that caused their heads to become bulbous and misshapen. One night the children revolted and burned the doctor's house down and now they roam the woods looking for human contact. Is that really a cryptid? What year would this be?

I imagine if it's this doctor getting kids from mental hospitals like maybe the 30s. So those kids are well into their... If they're probably dead, yeah, or dead, the melanheads. Still wandering around looking for human contact. Unless they had offspring. That would be, you know, I'm sure any offspring they had, but also have melanheads, since they're all kind of co-mingling. It seems to be where it's coming from.

I had a rabbit hole experience a few weeks ago of families that would like interbreed, like living in these like one was in Australia, one was up in the in the Ozarks, it's like these these families that are so removed from society and like you come upon them and you can't even figure out generationally who belongs where because it's like dad and sisters and daughters and all these families that are like, obviously fucked up. Nobody could know, like because of genetics, not to mention none of them have an education.

You know, they're not socialized properly, any of this shit. Yeah. So not pillars of the community? No, I don't think so. I don't think so. I like that. When we were talking about when we were talking about- we were talking about doing this episode of Overkill about cryptids and I was like,

this really made me happy to read Walt and I was like, I go, yeah, I was like, maybe I'll do a deeper dive on the Prussian kissing devil skull. Remember I said to you, I'll go in and I'll say, you know, maybe I'll try the dark web, see if I can find any Prussian. And- Because that's the only place you could find any information about the Prussian kissing devil and you said to me something that was great you would like no because cryptids are legends and aren't real so he wouldn't fit in this and I was like you're right. He's real.

I don't think that's exactly what I wrote. I'm pretty sure this but you wrote. Oh, let me go back and see because I think I wrote I'll be saying exactly what I said. Um, you can't just make something up and call it a cryptic Keep talking I'm pretty sure you like Those are legends and we know the skull is real so it's so it has no place in this conversation Yeah, I think it's like once it was Once it's a fact-checked like if you found a bigfoot skull

Yeah, then you know it's it's been fact proven that there's bigfoot so he's technically not a cryptid anymore Yeah, yeah, like if you could write exactly. So since we know that the pressing kissing devil skull is real, then it's not a crypt. I thought that was your point, Walt. No, my point was you said, hey, what are you? Out of the blue, you know, and everything that's going on in the world, I mean, get this tweet or text from Cue, guys, do you think the crushingussian kissing devil skull is encrypted

what else is going on we were talking about over okay that was alright it just wasn't nowhere and I said um um you you know, you get. I see him. I see him more like the hope diamond more than a cryptid because a cryptid, you know, is like a real animal or a real creature.

And then I follow that up with, um, or, you know, the, the, the question kiss in skull is more like the hope diamond or the story behind the skull is more like, the hope diamond, I mean, the story. You think I, you think I missed interpreted that? Yeah, like you took that as like, I was, I was on board that that was a real, that was, you're not on board. I thought we were all on board that that was a real thing. You, there's still doubt that it's what, what you think it is or what you say it is. Yeah. What I thought it was a real thing. There's still doubt. That it's what you think it is or what

you say it is. Yeah, what I believe is what it is. I thought there was still a lot of ambiguity about the history of that skull. Yeah, but just that email we got from that listener I thought explained a lot. Oh, okay. Yeah. No, I'm still on board, you know, for the sake of moving all the skulls that we still have to move. I'm still on board with anything that you say that might help. Move a couple of units. You can fucking sound like that according to the last four minutes. But do you, like, you know, the curse that's involved in everything and the thing about, you know, making wishes and giving it some money. That, to me, sounds more like the Hope Diamond, which is a good category for the Prussian

Kissing Skull to fall into, I think. The Hope Diamond still has Kache, or at least in my house it does. Sure. I got it. People, you guys talk about it? No, frequently. I know about it. I don't know if anybody's talked about it in the last couple of decades.

No, ever since in search of the point of like, nobody gives a shit about a giant diamond. It's in the Smithsonian now, right? The whole time in? Oh, it's really? Yeah. Do you believe in that curse? Well, the Smithsonian is still standing. Right.

So like, let's say the Smithsonian was going to put it up for auction and you would and would you be an Interested in making a bid on the hope diamond Single most expensive object in the world. It's insured for 250 million You sold all the pinball machines Just to get it. Just get in one big bid in I'm like let me add all this up Yeah, I mean if I I had it, I would love to use it as like a desk weight. I would like to, I would like to show people that it's

just a shiny rock. Also, you would not, you would not put any weight in the legend then. Well, no, this is why I think the legend exists because of people knew that I had the hope diamond in my house. I think people would descend upon my house to try to and rob it from me. And then I would just be another footnote in the hope diamond story. But you would have to hire 24 hour security. And Gimham has security experience, you know.

And he's known not to sleep. Imagine that he's your night watchman. Like he's just prattling on under your window Quiet night mr. Quinn I hope it stays that way. Yeah, I said hope. It's pretty good, right? I buy a $250 billion diamond and just put get him outside with a diet coke and a fucking folding chair. And I'm like, I'm good.

I hope for the best. Who else should you? I think the crushing kissing devil devil, I think the crushing kissing devil skulls should be eventually in the Smithsonian. I hope it's in our lifetime. If that happens I would that would be great. Maybe a tell him Steve Dave wing in the Smithsonian. America's attic. Now does Ripley still accept curiosity? Isn't that kind of thing? Are they pretty much set? No, I think that they still are. I mean, you see those places pop up in Florida, like the

little like museums that people take tours of. So definitely, if we could get some sort of like validation or some sort of definitive proof that the Prussian kissing skull is real authenticated by Ripley. Right. That would be amazing. Ripley is obviously an employee of Ripley's. I'll look into it. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, that'd be cool. Well, then we'll have to give it away. Or do we just give the like a...

No, we said them a mini-sculpt three And billum for it You always 24 95 You guys have the whole time and you could afford this shit Yeah, it seems none of these are like maybe they just don't have the bite like the lovelin frog another guy from Ohio It's a frog that can walk around on a time legs and chase people. Is it the size of a real frog though? So it's like no, it says he's there three to four feet. He's three to four feet tall That would be terrifying if you saw that's what I said to Kevin one time

There was this dog and he was talking about how it was so inspirational this dog because it didn't have any front legs and it was walking around on its hind legs and he showed it to Harley when Harley was young and she was like crying and freaked out and comes like I don't understand why and I was like what the fuck dude. I was like that. Can you imagine if you're walking down the street at night and you see that thing walking towards you? Like I would have a fucking heart attack. So like she's a child. Of course it's scary.

When we talk, like during this, during the lockdown, we've been taking a lot of hikes and woods the family. And we came upon like in the in the middle of what's it called the cheese quake down down a little bit north from across and we came across upon that There was like a frog in and I about just lost my shit Because I'd never been that close to a frog in the in the wild and I didn't know like you know all the stories You know it can cause warrants You know I don't know what disease is a frog has is that a frog or a toad? I thought a toad caused warrants. I don't know. I mean in my what disease a frog has. Is that a frog or a toad? I thought a toad caused words. I don't know

I mean in my probably it's Salmanella from a frog or a man. My defense. They're both disgusting. Were you trying to catch it? No, no, I don't want to get close to get a picture and I was like, and I just went the other way and I was like Don't don't get too close to it. You don't know what it could do to you. Yeah, taking a selfie with a frog, huh? And you're like, for a business frogs too, you don't know what it could do to you. Yeah, taking a selfie with a frog, huh? I like frog. I like frog too, you know. I don't think that's not like the Amazon. This frog was bright, bright yellow. You know, this frog was bright, bright yellow.

He jumped on Alicia's hand and immediately turned all blue. Hey, have you guys ever heard of the sheep squash? Sheep squash? No. What's in the mouth here? Okay. Is that your story? No, no. Yeah, this is what I'm bringing in.

And I have to admit, it's a little bit lazy on my part, but it turned out that it's going to hit payday. This because you guys have never heard of it. It's a real thing. So I've been playing that video game Fallout 76, which is like, whatever. It's a big open world. I play these Fallout games like crazy. It's a big open world.

And I'm running around and they they'll make you sometimes fight bigfoot or something. Anyway, you have to find this creature called the sheep squash. And and the picture of it is like this terrifying giant hulk in creature called the sheep squash. And the picture of it is like this terrifying giant hulk and creature with like sheep fur and giant sheep horns and wow. And it's turned out it's based on an actual West Virginian cryptid that's been around for a long time since at least the mid 90s with a surge of sightings taking place in the mid 90s and it's described as being a quadruped

about the size of a bear with entirely white wool like fur has long and pointed head similar to a dog but with long saber teeth and a single a single pint on it with that means set of horns similar to those found on a young goat Where's this indigenous to West Virginia? That's a stone straw. We should do a documentary. Mm-hmm Not you, cute. I know you're not gonna come We'll go down and we'll do a little bit. We'll do a little documentary about the sheep squash Yeah, first thing I would be like,

you're getting shorts changed sheep squash because it just sounds like Sasquatch. You need your own definitive recognizable name that like immediately screams that you're a, you know, you're a sheep man. You know, you're a cryptid that deserves to stand alone, not just ride on fucking Sasquatch's tails. Wow, it might be a branding thing though because in the opposite direction, deserves to stand alone, not just ride on fucking saw squashes, tails. Wow.

It might be a branding thing though, because in the opposite direction, because whatever the new name is that you come up with, if you say sheep squash, I think people get it right away. It sounds like some sort of urban dictionary for a dude with fucks of sheep, though. Like the end of fucking a sheep. Yeah, or has a pension to dig sheep.

Yeah. I'm going to squash that sheep. Yeah, or has a pension to dig sheep. Yeah I'm gonna squash that sheep. Yeah, man. So you guys think that one day We should take a trip to West Virginia and and search for the sheep's watch What else do I would love to and I just do a little like a little in search of episode like just like Nimoy did back in the day Are you are you familiar with the suburban urban explorers, Q? No. No? Are these the people that pissed on my toilet seat?

No, it's me, Mike and Ming, and we go around to different suburban and or urban areas and explore them. We did it a couple times on the way back from New Orleans. The reboot. Oh really? Yeah, we visited some abandoned insane assilums. Oh I remember you guys telling me about this. I don't remember watching video about it. You guys put it up on the screen. It's pretty underwhelming now. We didn't get anywhere. We couldn't even find a scene of silence. Make sure you watch all five hours of the uncut video. We stopped at the wedding.

We stopped at the wedding. We stopped at the wedding. We heard sheep squatch had been hanging out by the Wendy's. Surprisingly, I have it. Oh my god, I did watch the Patreon video about the Batman 66. Yeah. I think it might be one of the best things like we've ever had a group have done.

I was really happy with it, man. It's like one of those things that I've always wanted to do and it came out pretty, pretty damn great. Really happy with it. So anything else on Sheep's Watch? No, like I said, I was really dialing this in. But I like this, though. I like that you're embracing something that you know you can do something about.

This other social stuff, let's face it, it's beyond our, you know, it's beyond us. But try to get sheep squash recognized as a real cryptid and maybe changing his name to something a little more dignified. You know. Yeah, I think that people accept that as my role in the movement. It just kind of threw his hands up

about all the social justice thing and started really going in and all hunting something that he found in a video game. We're not there to hunt it. We're there to like make it. No give me proper do. Yeah. Okay. And then we know that will help West Virginia too. Right. It's for lovers of sheep squash not just lovers. Wait, or is that Virginia? Virginia's for lovers. Virginia's for lovers lovers West Virginia is for sheep squash Okay, all right. I'll tell you what I'm gonna do I'm gonna do it. I'll do a deep dive on this Okay, so my my

contributions to overkill this episode I have more like a tidbits kind of thing We're nothing really where it would be like There's it's like media enough to like, you know, dig in and have like a long extended conversation, but I thought I would just throw out a couple of these things and get your thoughts on it. Like I don't know if you guys have ever heard of the theory about one of the poo. No. Have you heard of it? I have not now This is this really made me go like holy shit. I think this is real conspiracy theorists

Claim that every poo character represents a diagnosable mental illness Really poo guess what the guess what the disorder is, Q. Why need a pooh, the bear? Pooh, he's a glutton of some sort, does it connect to that? Yeah, you're on the money, yeah, eating disorder. Yeah, makes sense. Piglet, Brian? Piglet, codependent. Anxiety disorder. Is he anxious? Yeah, he was very always nervous always just like you know like

trembling uh... well i thought that's super familiar with when the poor world but uh... like i know tigger and i know you are what i mean the you are kind of uh... is pretty it's a layup right which ones i have to feel like i've lost my tail as well the rabbit was narcissistic personality disorder. I don't know what Tigger would be, I guess manic to like a manic.

Yeah, he could be manic or ADHD, attention to have a sit with hyperactivity. Oh yeah. That wasn't even on here. Like I thought it was weird that Tigger wasn't even mentioned, but that would be very... Yeah, she's dead on. Like how they lose it.

How'd they not get that one mentioned? He's a main player too. Tigger? Yeah, well, he was introduced. I think he was actually created by Disney. One of the, I think he was a character that wasn't part of the... Oh, he wasn't original, huh? He wasn't an original.

Huh, really? Nice. I mean, he's like the most popular character too, is it, Tigger? character that wasn't part of the uh... he wasn't original uh... really i think he's like the most popular character to his any bigger he's yeah he i mean if not yet he's he's either poor him i would think uh... right so then i have uh... like i said not much to really talk about that but then i have this one uh... prints prints charles mhm part of him right he wants uh... Prince Charles. He wants, he won't tell Camilla Parker bowls that he wanted to be her tampon, if I remember correctly.

Yes, and there is a theory as to why he said that it has nothing to do with sex. It has to do with blood. Oh. Prince Charles, there's a conspiracy that he is a vampire. And that's why he wanted to be that tampon because he descends. This is true. He is descended from Vlad the Impaler. And it's got a blood lust. Yeah.

But he can go out in the sun so you think there's just some leftover trace of vampireism in him? I think that whole thing about vampires not being able to go into the sun. That's just a myth. That's not really a part of the vampire lore. That's just something that came attached to them and just stuck. He actually did, um...

Well, that's scary because that means I have to hire get him to sit around my house sitting on the day now. did, um, well, that's scary because that means I have to hire get him to sit around my house. He actually did a promotional video for Romania jokingly saying, Transylvania is in my blood. In 2017, it was reported that Prince Charles had been offered the honorific title of Prince of Transylvania because of his links to the region and promotion of Transylvania as a tourist destination.

And of course that tampon thing that has stuck and he has never been able to kind of have that separate himself from that. I mean, I really took that at face value up until this very moment. I want to be your tampon. Look, I don't judge anybody's sex fetish. Yeah, like I, but that one I have a hard time understanding. Well, now he's easier to understand. He just wanted to know. Now I get it. I think I owe him an apology. Is it the same kind of blood this sounds really ignorant, but it's not like he's drinking it from her like an open vein

Like this is all clotty and shit nasty. So he's oh, I think it's just blood isn't it's the same blood that comes out of your neck No, I don't believe so now Because it's it's the remnants of a of what would be lining. Yeah, the uterine lining and shit So it's not the same type blood He never has had a tie and ice in the bottom is really better than the top. Right. So much better. Right, I think that's what menstrual blood is like for a vampire.

It's probably just like a nice little treat. So if he can just get through all that other shit. Like a cherry Italian ice. Just flip it like you flip it in a cup and start serving the top. I'm pretty sure that's how Rita markets her Italian ice right now. Just like a period, except better. And finally, I have, have you guys heard of Greta Thunberg? Oh, yeah.

Ravel Rouser. Well, yeah, she's the child who is really an advocate for our ozone and... Climate change, but now she's onto other things. She evidently. Now initially when I first saw her, I felt like a little bit sorry for her because it seems like she's not having a childhood.

She's like, she's really... Well, she's the spokesperson for this environmental movement and the face of it. And she seems to be like, she has a little bit of piglet in her because she's like so, like her anxiety levels are through the roof it looks like. As well they should be. You're 17 and people are like, hey, get out there and talk like this and be very calm about the environment.

No, no, she looks like. And call everybody assholes. And half the people who are watching are like, fuck you! Yeah, it's crazy, right? How people go after a little girl. I'm like, what about that message exactly as I agree with you? But my concerns about her, like missing out on a childhood

were on, what's the call? What you're in there? They're unnecessary. Unfounded. Unfounded because there has been proof just surface recently. You haven't heard about this? What's the call when you're not there unnecessary unfounded unfounded because There has been proof just surface recently. Yeah, I haven't heard about this. No, I'm telling you I never ever Look at the internet, especially news read a funberg is a time traveler Whoa, I thought you were gonna say she's lying and she was just actually like 30 but she looks

18 but you're saying she's a time traveler and because there's been a there's a lot of photos of from her surfacing from the late 1800s. Oh, she's a time traveler from the past. She's not traveler. What you see? No, she's gone into the past. She's from the future, but she's gone. She but she got caught in eight in the 1800s on camera, which is the one thing that time travelers are told never to get caught on camera. Okay.

But she got caught. And now that's the golden rule of time travel, don't get caught on camera and don't fuck your own mom. Right. Right. Like back to the future style. Yeah, but she got caught and now the pictures are out there. So, but in my mind,

just tell us you're a time traveler because I think a lot more people would would pay attention then. You know, there are more people would be like, this is bullshit. Yeah, I think they would more likely be be like, oh, okay, now I'm not going to believe you at all. So this little girl who looks like, yeah, I think her in 1898, there's also a boy there. Is he a time traveler? I mean, we don't care about the boy. He's insignificant. Yeah, I guess this is a Greta. This, okay, the photo shows three young children working at a gold mine in Canada. One of which is a girl sporting Greta's signature hair braid and a sec face.

Why should you work in a gold mine, though? That to me would be very harmful to the environment, though. Yeah, the amount of acid and shit they use to to extract gold especially in the late 1800s. I mean this is really gonna like I'm surprised she hasn't taken a lot more flack for working in that gold. She's probably on a guilt trip right now that's why she's doing all this shit. Exactly like anybody else where it's like oh I used to do this, but now I figured out it's wrong and you're all assholes were doing it. That's classic, man. So, so the, just to be clear, the official stance that Overkill is taking

on Greta is that she is a, she's a big, travel traveler. From the future who went back to work at a gold mine now feels bad for it. And it has come here to this point in time Yeah, to lecture everybody to make herself feel better Gold mines you nailed it up.