Tell Em Steve-Dave - #446: The TESD Father’s Day Blowout

Episode Date: June 22, 2020

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Vetti Vetter was like, hey, I heard you're into this and you know, the great J. Sarge, the clutch J. Sarge. It says... It's worse than Pinkh paint killers, right, bro? Well, it's definitely cheaper. Tell Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell them Steve Dave by remote satellite wall by the love satellite we have BQ. Hey, hey, hey guys. It's good to hear you. It's good to see you. It's good to see you. I gotta be honest with you. I think next week I'm gonna just have to come down and do the show in a mask. I miss you. I just, I'm bummed. Like, week after week, year after year, Tellum Steve Davis, like a highlight of my week. And like, now the last couple of weeks I've been like, fuck man. I'm not with them on the odd man out, so I think I'm going to have to just try and come down.

Yeah, I do that show with E-Rock in the city, and I have to say I don't miss the commute. Doing it over the internet is supposed to like an hour and a half each way on the train. That I like with this. Yeah, it's just a different kind of energy. Well, because the podcast is almost secondary to hanging out with my friends. So that's what I'm missing. I think I'm going to have to get down there, especially if you guys continue to do it out of your house. You don't have to get them slimy all over you.

You know? Yeah. I mean, I misgiv them too, but he makes me nervous. Yeah. How are you guys doing? I'm doing all right. Aside from, aside from, it's starting to be two grounds hoggy day, even for me.

Yeah. For me, I can't take the day after day after day of like, here's the paint by the numbers that's laid out for you. And even now, it's like, what am I going to do? I'm going to go to a store. Yeah, just say what things have now opened up a bit way more than they were previously. Yeah, but I mean, what am I going to do? Mary Beth was like, oh, I got to go to Hobby Lobby and get some shit because she and

Sage are making slime. And I'm like, well, I don't want to do that. I don't want to go to Hobby Lobby and get some shit because she and Sage are making slime. And I'm like, well, I don't want to do that. I don't want to go close. I'm still like kind of like you, Q, a little bit, where I regard people with suspicion. Well, maybe they have it. I don't like, oh, it's so on the 15th, they said we can go out.

Well, I guess it's all gone. Right, yeah, it doesn't say so. I'm actually getting tested on Monday. So we'll see how my results come in. Because my parents are back for the antibodies. Oh, the antibodies. Yeah, or well, to see if I have it, or the antibodies, although I don't see how I can have it at this point,

but yeah, so I'll know next week whether I had it or not. Because my parents are back in town, and I really want to see them. I haven't seen them in like six months, so I just want to make sure I'm safe to go see them. Now I was thinking of going and visiting Pam and Edgar, but this excuse is just too good. I liked it.

I liked it. I liked it. I liked it. I liked it. I liked it. I liked it. I liked it. I liked it.

I liked it. I liked it. I liked it. I liked it. I liked it. I liked it. I liked it's like it's not as if it's like two seconds away No, it's 15 minutes, but you know, I could drive down there and why you just do this with them like do the little video chat I guess yeah, I guess I could do that sage doesn't put sage on with her Yeah, what am I gonna say

Yeah, they're the hobby lobby of humans to me. I just don't care What about you? You must be overly excited. Yeah, yeah, it's been it was a we opened up on Monday It's been you know a full work week Haven't seen any People customers. No, no, we spoke to some plenty of customers. It was all right. It was decent, you know, a little bit softer than I would think than usual, but not that much. And we haven't seen any so far, you know, knock on wood.

Nothing has, nothing bad has happened yet. Everybody's coming with a mask, you know, I hear, I see a lot of things on the internet of people having to do with customers who won't wear a mask when they come into their place of business, but it hasn't been like that for us. Everybody's worn a mask. If somebody doesn't have a mask, we can give them if they don't. That's going to be a rare bird, the person who shows up and they don't have a mask. Well, I mean, I went to 7-Eleven earlier today. So, dude, walking around here with no mask on, I, well, I went to 7-11 earlier today. So dude, he

walking around here with no mask on even though it says you got to wear a mask to come in. But you know, the guys of 7-11 are willing to make a, what was the reason? I have no idea, I have no idea, but they weren't like kicking him out. They let him go about his business. Same thing happened. I brought sage to the, I talked to her the other day. She had some kind of red eye thing like a little stire, whatever. So I go in there and there's a woman at the front desk and when I come in I notice that there's a guy trying on glasses mask down to his chin. You know I kind of understand it. You know he's trying on glasses. Another guy sitting at a where you try the glasses on like you're sitting down in the

museum but he's not getting glasses. His wife is over there trying them. He has a mask totally off, kid has a mask totally off. And so I go up to the counter and the ladies like, hey, I need to take your temperature. You know, I said, why? And she's like, well, eat. Like I'm the asshole.

You know, well, because of the COVID, and I said, oh, I just didn't think protocol mattered here, because I see two different people with their masks down. You know, I just didn't think it mattered. And she's like, okay, and she doesn't take my temperature. And she's like, I guess that answers why those guys are 7-11 working to badger that guy. Because who wants to be, you're not a cop,

like what the fuck like you it sounds horrible to confront strangers yeah I was given a role some roles that we had to follow and one of the roles was like if somebody came in that was too close to somebody else I would have to like get in between them and tell them they were too close no I'm not doing that I am not doing that I am not going to sit there and have a tape measure out and be like, Hey, you're too close to this guy while you're they're looking at the the pops or something, you know, it's just like I can't be that level of It's not your again, queues right. It's not your responsibility. Everyone knows the social distancing. It's not like you're gonna get fucking suit or something if somebody gets covered They're gonna be like I know I got it from looking at those pops next to that fucking That's gonna go that way so if somebody so a guy with a no mask comes into your place

I assume you're not going to spearhead the initiative to address it Well, I mean I would have no problem be like oh, hey, man I'm sorry, but you gotta wear a mask if you don't have one I got one behind here, but it hasn't happened yet. I good for you. Why don't you put on two fucking masks? This is America I'm a fucking patron bitch now. I'm gonna go buy me some Captain America. Oh, hey, Mike get him. I gotta I gotta go to lunch Hear that tone of like I'm out of here I hear that tone. I'm out of here. I'll let you guys say a little. I'm gonna summon labels themselves on the way out the door.

You inform them that Captain America is now written by a black man. And you just run. It is a god. It has had explosions. What about you, Kassie? I saw on there looking very classy, like a Bruce Wayne type on your dinner party show. Nice. Oh, that's. Yeah. Well, that's an old rope. Yeah. That's that's, uh, well, that was actually my neighbor's basement, Mrs. Calabash's basement. But I, uh, my thing is,

I am a hundred percent. I know. I'm gonna gloss over that like miss Calibat. She's alive no more Well, she's I guess I just found out you guys don't watch my new show dinner party on true TV T.V. T.V. Thursdays My neighbor next door cooks my dinner every week This is Calibat. Yeah, so I so I surprised surprise the guys by shooting from our house this week. Oh, Yeah, nice Look at him. I don't understand what what's the strange pause about I

meant she's cooking dinner for you. That's not an experience. I think anyone's willing to offer me in my neighborhood Yeah, then you got a log all that gear over there That I did that I did it for the joke that one day, but I know it like in the winter like she's a loner She's elderly her husband died years ago So I go over there and and like in the winter I'll shovel for her and stuff like that I hope I don't have COVID your old So yeah, so she's so when I was talking about dinner party she was like, oh I'll make the food for you. So she has been nice to pay back for all the you know the shoveling and whatnot. You got off light this fucking past winter. There was no snow.

Hey man, I'm not saying that that's the only thing I do. I'm just saying that like. I'm like, I'm like, what it was hard to do. Two years I need to shovel it. Like what it was hard to get groceries, a couple of months back. Yeah, I would make, I would get some for her and take her to or and stuff like that. Take the top for yourself.

Yeah, I gotta wet my beak, I can't get spills. This is a fucking capitalist society, man. I want my part. Yeah, so What the fuck we oh so what the fuck how do we get into that though? We are rob Rob oh, that was it that was that was a thought I'm I'm Look I say this and I mean this I I miss my crew I can't wait to go back to work on a practical jokers. Like I do miss it.

And I want to go back and I'm eager to go back, but that being said, I'm also fully prepared to never work again in my life. Like I'm ready for retirement. I'm good to go. Really? Yeah. Should I wait for him? Oh, you're no I don't know I Don't know if you could hear me. I'm I never want to hear a complaint about the temperature of the stash

ever again because it's like fucking 90 degrees in his house. It's an oven. Yeah, why well because the house doesn't have central air so his house. It's an oven. Yeah. Why? Well, because the house doesn't have central air. So essential air. Oh, you can't if I crank an air conditioner, or we're not going to be able to hear shit, you know? Yeah. That's what that. Um, but he's right. So what I was saying, I mean, I never I'm like a grown-up peaches here. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the like uh but aside from that like I really think I can do nothing for the rest of my life and be okay. I'm still like I'm accomplished at the end. I don't feel accomplished with my accomplishments so who the fuck am I fooling myself that I'm ever gonna magically feel accomplished one day but I'll tell you I know what do you have to do? I feel the same way. I don't know I don't know I don't have the answers, but I do tell you this.

Sitting there and playing Fallout 76 for four hours the other day. That was fucking awesome. I can do that every day. Oh my god. I've been watching movies. I've been watching documentaries. Like I'm building the Lego shit. I'm good. Like I'm I'm ready for retirement. I'm ready to go. I'm surprised you would admit to that Lego stuff in front of Walt. He was a very anti-leggo for us. That was the old Walt. That was that was an ill-informed brute. Yeah. Hardly a man. That was that was that was that was the POS Walt of yesterday. So Walt is like like a leg goes awesome go for it. Case right. Yeah. I mean everybody look at this thing. Well you'll fucking like this.

Look at it man. Oh my god a Batmobile 89 battle meal. Look at the size of this fucking thing. Does that make the middle of Lego? 3000 pieces. Whoa. How long have I taken to build? It took me like, maybe two weeks of like doing it on and off. How long can you do it before you're just like? Why am I doing it like this? I can't see. I can't see it. I can't see it.

I'm a child. You could, I could do it generally like Whoof Maybe good hour hour and a half out of it before you like I mean that hurts and whatnot. There's something to it There was a show would devote it to Lego on Fox Yeah, Lego masters, but will on that It's a Lego competition or host it Was it a success did it do well? I mean

I'm I'm They wouldn't eventually give you know get all these celebrities that are into Lego and do a celebrity version of it I mean I guess they should do that and I mean man, you know you saw my batball bills. I'm fucking right now I Know this man, you know, you saw my bat mobile, so I'm fucking right now. I know this. Brian, I'm telling you, I was talking to Adam Green about this last night where he said, I've tried Legos, he goes, I tried therapy for years. He goes, but he goes, it was, it

doesn't compare to the day somebody gave me a Lego kit and said, um, trust me, try this. It'll help. And there's something to sit in there and following the directions and your mind turns off completely. It's like building a model plane. It's just like click, click, click, oh, you need the directions to put that together? Dude, the direction book is like this fucking thick. It's crazy. Oh, you just can't look at a fucking Lego block and be like and just see it like Tetris in your head. Not only do I think that I'm completely in cable. I can do that though, Q. Oh, I don't think so.

I don't think so. I think the guys who are the guys that are going to make the fucking grade to get on Lego masters while you're calling it Legos and you're going to get a fucking blackboard for calling it Legos. There's no ass at the end of Lego Yeah, it's a local dialect don't you get my ass for that? What the fuck bro? So you suggest Legos then to calm the savage beast inside Lego not, okay, Lego. Actually, you're supposed to call him Lego bricks if you want to get really textured. But yeah, I know, but I don't. Well, get him into it too.

Get him is, yeah? He buys all the, he buys all the sets. He buys certain sets, but he never puts them together though. Wait some time. Well, I guess it's the equivalent of like, you know, buying a DVD and never watching it or getting a book and never opening it So I understand that but it is for him. It's a total waste of time You gotta keep buying a book like if you don't read the first one you're still buying five more

Well, the plan is always like I'm gonna read it one day when I retire like you I'm gonna I'm going to is always like I'm going to read it one day when I retire like you I'm going to I'm going to like sit down and read all the stuff that I never got around the reading watch all the DVDs I never got to watch but you I know for a fact there's no way he's putting that shit together he'll never put together mostly because he'll be dead at 45 yeah I so Adam Green said that about the mind stuff and Justin Reuiland, who's a buddy of yours too, BJ, he told me about it three years ago and I didn't listen then, and then the day came. I tried it. I think I may give it a shot then. I don't know if it's a matter of respect. I'm telling you, I think you're going to come back after giving it a shot and being like, wow, I see what you mean.

It's a real zen thing. It's crazy. I'm going to bet it doesn't do a thing. You think it doesn't do anything for me? I don't think I'll do anything for you. I just can't see it like being soothing to you. It feels like you're too smart. You're just, you know, I've been in're too smart. Sorry, cute.

Oh, I've been in bed with you. No, it's all right. I got it. I just see the pointlessness of it for him. He sees the pointlessness and everything. I cannot see him seeing it. I'm too low. And putting a bat will be all together.

I'm too nihilistic for Lego. This is the thing though. This is how the Lego gets you. It's, you're not thinking at all. You're not thinking whether it's worth or not. You're not thinking at all. You're not thinking whether it's worthy or not. You're not thinking whether you're stupid or not for doing it. You're not thinking of anything besides you're not thinking what Walt's going to say. Like you're just following directions and watching something and the magic of something like the Batmobile or the Ghostbusters Firehouse,

which I'm doing now, is watching something that you recognize, take shape is pretty fucking crazy. It's really impressive. Now you say that there's nobody that can put it together without the help of the manual. I'm telling you that if you take the Batmobile, break it into all its 3000 bricks and put them on a pile, I would say that no one can do that. There's no sov- so Lego sov- on top there? I would say it's impossible. I would say that no one can do that. There's no so so Lego so Vance out there. It's I would say it's impossible. I I would say it's impossible. Yeah, I mean, if you I would say there's a person

that if you gave the book could read the could read it once. Maybe there's somebody would have mind out there that works it, but there's no way to know what tiny peace goes with tiny peace and where and how you like. And the bricks are all black. So is there a number? A number on the brick or something? No, what you do is you, when you open the box, there are like 21 bags, individual bags,

and with a small amount of the structure you're building in it. So like you would build the, you would build a fin of it and then click it on to the main piece and then you open another bag. So each bag is a part of the car that you, like the cockpit cover is its own bag. So it's really broken up for you and you just followed the directions bag by bag. Okay, and eventually you start to put the bags together and the piece that you build the bag. As you go, when you're done with the bag, you put it on. Do you think it was ever something that the guys who created this ever for saw that it would be so therapeutic for people?

Maybe that's not what they're goal, but you, I don't think you could be in the Lego world and not know it at some point. But I mean, I say, do you ever, I wonder if those guys who created ever were like that, that this will be something that will be so soothing and Helpful to so many like a lot of people as a way to relax and zone out. I Don't know I bet you they did because I bet you I bet you when they were doing it and they started making fun shit Just to see what they could do with it. I bet you were like oh, man. This is fun and cool And you don't have to be high to enjoy it, right?

No, not high. I'm just curious. Now are you a purest like you won't do Lego knockoffs, right? Like, well, yeah, I probably would like play mobile. I would do that. It's not about the Lego man. No, it's about like the interstate of my inner stillness that Lego brings. The Zen.

The Zen. For all this, um, for all this sequestering and quarantining, Q seems to be doing all right. Like he seems to be in a good place right now. This was not the case like say a month ago. You see much better. Yeah, I've just come to grips with the fact that I'm, look, if a, I don't want people being sick and dying of COVID, but other than that and then, you know, I guess the mess of civil unrest, like this is, this is good for me. Like I'm okay for this is good for me. I'm okay for this is good for me. And I'm not spending any fucking money. So I don't even have to make much money to to to sustain this. I'm really

working on a whole lifestyle change going on in my head. I like it. Yeah. But like at the same time, I can't wait to get back to doing jokers. So you know, who knows? Yeah, I saw you rescheduled all your dates, huh? All your tour dates for next year? Yeah, we had to re-add the reschedule. You know, obviously, I guess we don't we don't want to be responsible for people gathering on moss. Yeah, but by next year it'll be safe. So let's just let people know, hey, those tour dates are coming back. Now, where these tour dates are already sold out, so it doesn't matter if you pin them. Some of them were sold, well,

well, people were screaming at us, I heard, I didn't see it myself, but they were like, if you know the show's gonna be canceled, could you just fucking cancel it instead of holding on to our money and you guys agreed, you'd let go of our money, and I'm just like, none of this has anything to do with me whatsoever. I'm like, I don't have your money, but you know, I'm not saying that.

Is that ticket master? I would guess whatever they, yeah, I guess. You should, like, you should have teamed up with Pearl Jam to fucking go after ticket master. Yeah. I guess Pearl Jam's trying to say for her. We need you for it. You and Eddie Vetter could have taken that fucking evil corporation down. I'm, I'm still in for it if Eddie's listening. You and Eddie Vetter could have fucking taken that fucking evil corporation down.

I'm I'm still in for it if Eddie's listening. He's so weird like if Eddie Vetter was like, Hey, I heard you're into this and you know, so am I. So then I got to follow through. Yeah, I will say this. We abolish as many fees as we can. Ticketmaster, I believe the office artists, optional fees, you know, the mean type stuff. And we've always been like, no, no, no, no, as we don't want like, that's not how we roll, bro. It's crazy with ticket master. How you set a price and then it's like another 30% more.

It's crazy and all this other bullshit. That's why we don't have ticket master money, you know? Just when I really, who would like to fleece people? Yeah. Oh, you know what I realized? I'm talking about one of my business partners. And when I say fleece people, I mean provide people with entertainment and access to artists that they love at home. Man. I'm not ready to retire yet.

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Would you tell them or would you just let it ride? How egregious um spelled. Would you tell them or would you just let it ride? How egregious. It's for shared universe. And it says they spelled shared wrong. No, they did. Yes. No, shared universe now reopened, which I can only read in my main voice. I don't see that in being able to. I don't see that being as incorrect, though. Now what did you write the copy?

It's actually true. It's actually true. The universe now reopened. It's something about the studio. Now it would be now reopened, or I mean, I think it's a little smoother be like has reopened. But technically is it wrong?

Yes, technically it is wrong. No, it's not. has reopened. But technically is it wrong? Yes, technically it is wrong. No, it's not. No, reopened? Yeah, it definitely is. It should be now reopened. Shared universe now open. Shared universe. That would be good.

What, that's what it's all right? No, now reopened. Reo, yeah, it's the reopened part. That's the problem. I mean, they could put personality into it like shared universe open to all once again or some comic book you know what i mean anything they decided against that though and i'll tell you what though

instagram is the one that you could go back in and at it so it would be who him if you sent him a correction and he did it. You know, it also could be auto correct. I can't tell you how many times I'll tweet something and it's all fucked up because I didn't look at it before I hit the button and it was corrected or my eyesight is so bad, you know. It's actually, it's not even the only thing that needs correcting on this.

A shared universe is reopened. So that's, that's what we're looking at. And then they have what you need to know. Pretty much the same thing you need to know everywhere. Masks, six feet social distance, disinfecting protocol, hand sanitizer. They definitely, I mean, I swear I'm not saying this as a joke, but they definitely like colons

because they use them all over the place Hand sanitizer will be available to everyone and will be required for use for everyone entering the studio I swear I thought English was Ming's first language. I really did Poor bastard. I liked his post anyway, because I'm a shared universe guy. Yeah, me too. I think I'm pretty sure I've fought. I haven't even been on Instagram. It's amazing how little outside contact is mattering to me.

But there you go. Well, as soon as you open up the news, as as you go to the news You're like, ah, fucking man like nothing nothing's better Nothing's different people still get punched steep people still get shot No, all this shit. It's like why? Why why would I want to look at this? That's interesting because I I when I looked at the news It seems like all the coverage of the protests have turned positive.

And like, there's no more looting and stuff like that, no? Well, no, you can only loot for so long. But now it's like, and I don't, I have a real hard time understanding this particular interaction between a white person who has an interaction with a black person and that black but he's like, hey, and and that black person then proceeds to beat the living shit out of them. And it seems that it seems to be like, if you get called in name, you can now beat the shit out

of someone, which on a personal level, I'm totally okay with. But but you have to decide the words that you can't say I think like you Well, I think we decided on I think we decided on that word that words. Okay, that we don't even need a vote for that one But if there's yeah, we all know Like I'm like wow psychopath is still fucking be like oh, yeah I don't know. I don't fucking know the size of this dude the size of this guy who beat this This other this little white guy from me It's hysterical. It's like why would you say that at all?

Let alone like I look that big you could take race right out of it I I'm happy when an asshole gets his ass beat. I think that's phenomenal. Yeah, like I'm happy when an asshole gets his ass beat. I think that's phenomenal. Yeah. So yeah, I don't know. I can you imagine being the type of person that's like the guy that called him that. Like, what outcome do you think's gonna happen?

Like what are you trying to bring into the world? Usually it's old women who look drunk or like sun baked or both, like a combination of both. They just look totally out of it. And then they get the shit slapped out of them. But yeah, every once in a while, you'll see a guy that it's like, what are you thinking?

Like, what's the matter? What are you trying to do? What are you trying to do? Dude, go have a drink somewhere. Fuckin' smoke some weed, calm down. Legos. Yeah, man. Get that, get that, get that, get that dude, fucking smoke some weed calm down Legos

Get that fucking get that dude a fucking Lego Batman more be a little that'll that'll change his attitude Here's what this guy should be listening to He needs to do a little bit of Lego action Slip on some of the undies and just fucking chill out. Oh, yeah. Oh, all right. We're back to it, we're back to it. You know, you still got to pay bills. All this other stuff aside,

and there's some good news from the undies. They have a Mjundis Gives Initiative, like many, many corporations. They are giving up some of of their meundice cash They continue to take action, which means they're like, hey, we're not just doing this in reaction We're continuing our action by making $50,000 donations to both the it gets better project and black lives matter with meundice Gives simply by shopping meundays you can help support these causes, okay? Now it's time for the anecdotes.

So what, which ones do I have on right now? Hmm. I have on the drafts. Did you get some drafts, Q? Um, well, I mean, the latest update was I, I, I, they gave me boxers in the wrong size, right? Or something like that? Yeah. Helen should have your right underpants size. She's got under I agree this guy I mean like Helen ain't got a lot of work to do for me these days like Yeah, taxer get on that man because I'm sitting there like the only thing that should be important to the both of us right now is cues underwear I mean I can't if I have to be a proper spokesperson, like, let's fucking do it. But yeah, so I don't know. There is a question here, which it would be hard to remember, because we've been in the Mjundis game for some time.

What was your reaction when you came across your first pair of Mjundis? Oh, well, not. That's like the very first time I saw a fucking bear tit. That's that's that fucking pivotal to me. The first time I saw my undies. You're a fucking freak. You're a real... Is that real? What? Is that real? That one, like they really want you to fucking put that kind of importance on the first time you saw a pair of me undies.

They would appear so. Come on, really? Especially when you felt they're super softness. Let me, let me whittle it down. Yeah, I think that's asking a little much. It's like, we've been wearing meandies for years now. If somebody gave me a pair of meandies, it's the kind of thing where I'd be like,

holy shit, these things are soft. Like, these are the ones I want to wear from now on. I get t-shirts from a company that I'm like, these are the only t-shirts I wanna wear now because they're not that expensive, but they're super soft, not this one I'm wearing right now. But so I get it, you know? Yeah, but I mean, like, come on.

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It's like why are there so many fucking statues of lost shit. Yeah, that's the craziest shit though. It's like, why are there so many fucking statues of all these losers? Yeah, because I guess, I guess in the South they're like, hey, they showed up to the game, right? And that's what matters. Nobody fucking if his boot and statues up with a buffalo bills for losing fuck of four super roles in a row.

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tip with them on Twitter years ago before he died. Yeah. Yeah. Adam Green really loves him. He said he's a great guy. He said maybe you misread that situation. No, I mean he was calling Kevin asshole. It was hard to misread it. You know, oh really? I didn't know that. Yeah, it was some some anti-kev thing. But I guess the change.org petition has over 50,000 signatures. They refer to themselves as the scum dogs of the universe and they call on the great city of Richmond to erect a statue of a great local leader. Otter is your youngest in its place. Now, even though we had our differences, he and I, I still would rather see that than a Robert E. Lee statue.

Why not? J. Sarge, the great J. Sarge, the clutch J. Sarge. Yeah. He sent me an article that there's a town or a movement in a town to replace their Confederate statues with cryptozzoic statues all throughout the town. What a fucking tourist destination that would be, right? Amazing. Yeah. If you had big foot on fucking Main Street and then on another street

You had the Jersey devil and then you had Mothman on another street that would become like the destination for you know people who are Intercryptozoic things West Virginia's are campaigning. They want Mothman. I mean, I guess we're too far north to knock down any step. We don't I don't want the last time you saw a statue Oh, what are you talking about brother Christopher Columbus? You think that fucking statue stand in a New York City for much longer? That's fucking coming down son before before before fucking five years of done You're not gonna see that statue standing there. You put a fucking Jersey devil statue up there. I'm alright with it Well, that would be that would be wrong to put it a fucking Jersey devil statue up there, I'm alright with it. Well that would be, that would be wrong to put it in fucking Staten Island. I mean, Jersey needs to.

Oh, well I'm assuming you guys have a Christopher Columbus statue somewhere. Oh, no, we don't, we're, no. We're woke, man. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. So what you're saying is you think the state of New Jersey doesn't have a fucking Christmas Columbus statue anywhere. Not that I know of. I'd better not find out about it either. Yeah, we'll go back and move. All right, well good. In the interest of any better hearing this, let me look it up for you. You're going to check it out. Is there, I guess that's the fucking move. I mean, if it's like in middle town, they're like, look, we got one guy who is in the South, people will fucking knock the statue down.

We need to put up a new statue. I'm gonna throw it out there. It's either gotta be Kevin or Bon Jovi or Bruce. Oh, so it's gonna be of a person, not like the evil clown from food town, maybe. Well, I think more people could get behind, you know, a real person that came out of Jersey. I think it would be Bruce. I think it would be Bruce.

Yeah, I think so. I mean, I mean, I think people like, have, and people like Bon Joie, but when you think Jersey, you're going to think Bruce Springsteen. And I agree. It's unfortunate. It's only because I don't like the music. I mean, I don't know. I don't know anything about to do.

I'm sure he's a good dude and everything, but I'm just like, mm-hmm. There are many, by the way, statues of Christopher Columbus. Interesting. We got a busy edit ahead of us. Many. Yeah. You know, it's gonna be interesting when they start,

when they start going after the Thomas Jefferson's, when it gets to Washington and Washington in DC. That's when you're gonna see fucking sparks fly. Will they take down Lincoln? Because he was kind of the man, right? I don't know. You don't know, right? It's hard to tell. I'm re-evaluating everything through new eyes, so I haven't yet gotten to my examination of Abraham Lincoln yet.

You want to play it close to the vest until you see what everyone else thinks. Just checking to see which way the winds are blowing before I comment on the Abraham Lincoln issue. I'm down with it all. Remember they had that Robocop statue years ago? Did that ever get made? What? You didn't hear about this? No. Like in Detroit, they raised all this money to make a Robocop statue. But like a real deal, like it looked amazing. Cop, hold on. On January 14th, 2020, it says that after nine years, it's almost done. Wow, it takes nine years to get a statue made. The casting is completely done. All that's left is applying the patina and welding the large sections together. The picture is amazing.

Let me see why isn't it coming up. Oh yeah, yeah. That looks really cool. The Has Robocop kind of like faded from pop culture landscape though He's not as revelant Revolent what's the word relevant relevant used to be right? I don't know they may they remade it a few years ago and he they just released them in mortal combat The game he's one of the fighters and that so I don't I don't know if it's still Robocop fever going on, but I think people I had Robocop fever Yeah, I mean yeah, yeah, I was really into Robocop fever. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I was really

into Robocop. I remember we gave it to each other. We were wearing masks back then. But I remember I had a gigantic slice of my thumb because I was trying to build a vinyl horizon Robocop model. And that put an end to my modeling career when I put a exacto knife through my thumb. That's how integral cop I was. You know what I was? You know it has no need for exacto knives, dangerous blades. Leg up.

Leg up, that's correct. Yeah, I was into it too. I had a giant, I went to the local movie theater when Robocop 2 was coming out and there was this giant vinyl poster of them looking over a wall I said Robocop 2 and I said when you done with it, I have it and they gave it to me. So for years I had to... I mean it had to be 7 feet by 5 feet. It was like a giant flag of Robocop in my bedroom for like 3 years. Watching me sleep. I should I think people it's up to people to like wall your daughter's probably never seen Robocop if you want to keep a Robocop if you want to keep them alive

you know ironically you know you got to show your kids are like Mary Beth like we watch Robocop about a month ago. Really what she think? She liked it. She liked it. That first movie is pretty flawless. It's everything you have to that dough that kind of like. Oh it's bad. I like two you guys didn't like two? No I didn't like two. Is that the Frank Miller winners at three? That's three. I three I saw once so I remember being like, yeah, man. But um, for Hoverhoven wasn't involved in it probably. Yeah, I remember liking to, like the, the ED whatever. Yeah, that little kid that cussed. I don't recall. Maybe it was like a little cute little kid

who was like the gang boss or something. There's ridiculous. I don't remember that, all right. Maybe I'm not remembering it correctly. Are kids who, kids and old ladies who curse are the most annoying characters in any given movie or TV show? Like, is there anything less funny than an old woman cursing or given the finger in a movie? I think to the common, the common crowd, I think it can still, mainstream still love it.

It can still, it can still, it can still laugh. We didn't expect her to do it. That's what it's all predicated on. Yeah. It just goes to show that like older people, it's like, it's almost like they're treated like a different species. Like they weren't younger. Like, probably, I mean, if you're talking about

an 80 year old woman, it was only 30 years ago that she would have been considered viable, given the finger to people, while she's driving down the street. It's only 30 years. Yeah, I guess only 30 years. Did you see that the short film of Robocop blowing off all those dicks?

I did see that. short film of Robocop blowing off all those dicks. I did see that that was pretty funny It's funny and so well done. It looks like Robocop blowing off the dudes dicks. It's great Yeah, that's what you see it won't When you say blowing off do you mean he's like it's a porn parody? No like gun. It's violence He's you people in the dick. Yeah, yeah for it was like a short It's violence. He's shooting people in the dick. Yeah. Yeah. For it was like a short. Yeah, it's unbelievable. So well, you would think it's a cutscene from the movie. It's done so well. It's crazy.

Yeah, and then the other thing is Peter Weller when he did I mean, it's like last month They put him into Mortal Kombat Peter Weller voiced him again for it. How cool is that? That is cool. I can see you guys aren't you're not swept up in Robocop fever as early in the second. You left it you got the virus in a one away alright. We had it in our early 20s bro. Yeah you were fucking still in short pants at the time. I ever ask screaming at each other driving down the street you know we'll never fucking fall out of love with fucking Robocop. Yeah, we won't let anybody else forget about Robocop.

Something will have a statue of him. These statues, do you think, like, okay, so a statue of Robert E. Lee, well, it shouldn't be, I agree, it's just like who needs it out in the town square. But what about a museum? Like, don't you think these things do have some kind of historical value?

Like back in the Afghanistan, who was an Afghanistan and Russian war, like somebody came it, like they just, they destroy all these artifacts, you know? All these old religious artifacts and like historical shit. Yeah. And it's like, I don't know why don't you just take that and instead of spray painting it and smash it and all that shit as a symbolism Put it in because you want to still talk about slavery, right? I mean you can't just fucking forget about it

So unless you have something relative to slavery You can't just erase all that shit and still talk about slavery because it doesn't Well, maybe Well, I'm sure that's happening with some of them. I mean, I know they're taking some down in the middle of the night, but I mean, maybe another way to look at it is it's more powerful in the museum with the dense and with the spray paint. And, you know, that could be too.

Yeah, yeah, this is how I've set people. Yeah. But they're chucking them in rivers and shit too. So you got to fish them out. Yeah. That's, that's not bad either. I mean, it's got some barnacles in rivers and shit to so you got a fisherman That's that's not bad either. They just got some barnacles on it and shit There you go. That could be good PR for you. You go down south you start like recovering old Confederate statues out of the lakes and ponds and shit Well, oh, and he's my my phone's going off and anybody's on He's into it.

Actually, if I were to, are you a fan of Pearl Jam still? I mean, Eddie Vetter aside. I don't mind, Eddie. I don't keep up, I'm not current Pearl Jam. I got no idea where they are in the world, but I'll still slip in some Pearl Jam from time to time. Mm-hmm.

Do you usually use your Raycon's when you, when you, I'm using them right now, yeah? Mm-hmm. The Raycon Ear Buds, it says if you were sent Raycon to your Bud, your personal experience is required. All right, here's my personal experience Raycon.

They were so good that I used them all the time. And then like an asshole, I put them them somewhere I have no idea where I put them Lost them Mary Beth got me a new pair. That's how much I like them these are like I watch them more closely than I watch sage I don't want to lose these fucking These are great earbuds man. I love them. Yeah, these earbuds are definitely clutch. Yes Perfect These are great earbuds man, I love them. Yeah, these earbuds are definitely clutch. Yes, perfect use in the word wall. I very nice, I never used the wireless ones. I always thought they looked stupid and I don't see, I never thought they were comfortable

until I got the Raycons and now I use them all the time. Yep, let's see, I'll tell you a little bit about them because they're not hundreds of dollars. They're actually relatively inexpensive compared to those stems and shit that we don't like. You already know Raycon earbuds start about half the price of any other premium wireless earbud on the market, and they sound just as amazing as other top audio brands you know. Their newest model, the everyday E25 are their best ones yet with six hours of playtime, seamless Bluetooth pairing, more bass and a more compact design.

That gives you a nice noise isolating fit. So they're not noise cancelling, but they are noise isolating. And like I sleep with your buds in because I have such horrible tonight's and those don't fall out of my ears. They're the only ones that have stayed in my ears all night. It's like this constant, persistent ringing in your ears. Really? Yeah, I've had it for like decades. It's the worst. It seems to be getting... Of course it is.

Uh, different stuff. It could be like listening to music that was too loud or like a sudden like just if you were like at a like one of those race car tracks exposed to... Were you somebody who listened to music at such high levels so like growing up? That you I wasn't really like I remember when I moved to LA I went to a racer X concert I would have been 19 and it was so loud that I went to the bathroom and put toilet paper in my ears This is it. This is at a time. I'm the story That's why I was thinking about that. I was like you were kind of like you like you didn't care how much of a was she look like you Would even put that toilet paper in here for that concert.

I came out of the bathroom looking, but this is an LA in 1988, 89, all the chicks are glammed out looking hot. And I'm like, what's up ladies? I'm screwed. I look like a mum and shot since shit. And that must have been some crowd back in the 80s in the late. And at that concert, dude, it was, it was was something else like that's one of those it was I wasn't there for that long

but the time I was there like walking up and down Hollywood Boulevard and sunset Boulevard it was something else to see like I wish that like I had a I was more like of a photography guy and took pictures and shit like that. But it was like glam bands like in limos hanging out and fucking girl screaming and the rock clubs like were popping. Yeah, it was a pretty decent time. But now like if you go back, you see the young guys that were like would have been my age around that time who didn't make it, but still dress that way and still have hair, but it starts halfway through their hair.

You know, it's sad. Yeah, you know, you know, I try and hit the whiskey at least once every time. I'm in Los Angeles and those guys, they just, they're just there. That's where I go to see them. I'm not surprised. I'm like, hey guys. Well, what I went to LA, we went to the whiskey. It was, so it was so fun. Just a sit there and

And just watch people Yeah, they're having a great time like there's no nobody self-conscious It really is like that crowd always knew how to party and they still do yeah, you can't judge them Well, where am I with these Ray cons? Oh, they're so comfortable perfect for conference calls or binging podcasts like tell them Steve Dave What makes him a game changer for you wall? For me, it's just that they don't fall out. That's what I love other people say they're Stylish and discrete no dangly wires or stems to distract anyone during video calls I mean how look I have ADD even I'm not distracted by stems Well, I like that.

The ones we got are black. I think the white ones look so dorky. Anyway, you know what I mean? Like, it's just... Well, the ones I got are blue. You got black ones here? I think the ones I got are black. Yeah, I have black and dark grey.

Yeah, maybe the outer, maybe the outer case is blue. Is the outer case that you charge an in blue? I don't have the outer case here, but, uh, they're definitely black for me. Yeah, you're right. You're right. Uh, Raycon Earbuds are both stylish and discreet. Okay, we just talked about that. And then the company was co-founded by RayJay. We got to get into the goddamn like RayJay and, uh, what's the other guy, um, Jay-Z with the beats shit. Why do we not have our own earbud or headphone company competing directly with Raycon?

Well, probably a lot of reasons, like we never tried. That's one reason I bet. But is RayJ known for music? Or is he just must be like a businessman entrepreneur type, right? I know he's a rapper, but I've never heard of Ray J. rap. I do. I got no clue. The only thing I know him from is from the Kim Kardashian stuff. Yeah. No, hey, Ray J. I must know what he's doing. They're all up for a crime. I was happy for him then. Yeah. If you want to listen to Tom Steve Dave and not get bugged by everybody just pop those Raycons in and now is the time to get them.

The latest and greatest from Raycon, get 15% off your order at buyraycon.com slash T-E-S-D. That's buyraycon.com slash T-E-S-D for 15% off Raycon, wireless earbuds, buyraycon.com slash T-E-S-D. And what? Oh, I thought you were gonna say something. I was gonna say, if we did develop our own earbuds, you know, it would be a great thing. I mean, this would never...

We would have to have somebody develop this kind of... Technology? Yeah, technology that... If you didn't listen to the episode on Raycon's, it's on a shitty. But if you used Raycon's, it's on a shitty, but if you used Raycon's, it sounded crystal clear. Oh, like, if you don't listen to the episode, then your Raycon's are compromised until you

do listen to the episode. Is that what you're saying? No, no, no. Like, let's say you try to listen to it on your stems, and it just sounds scratchy, and maybe there's like hiccups, and it's you know you drop a few seconds. So we purposely make it shitty if you don't listen to it on a right track. Yeah and we let it be known that we're gonna do that though. Right. To sell more units. You think that's gonna go like the ants will be embraced this. Wait is this Ray Conner is this our brother? This is our own brother. Yeah, he's our own.

I don't know, just an idea. Just, you know, it's a spitballing beer. See what sticks. You did start a beer company. I mean, granted you how you partnered up with a beer, like a beer brewer. But like, I always wonder about these people. Like if we wanted to start an earbud company, it's like, I wouldn't know the first thing that we should do. I wouldn't know the first person's like, I wouldn't know the first thing that we should do.

I wouldn't know the first person to call. I wouldn't know the first thing to do. I wouldn't know the first engineer designer to talk. Well, are you passionate about it or no? No. Not at all. I'll forget about the end of the episode. Well, then in that case, what I would think you would do

is find an already existing manufacturer of earbuds, have them change the exterior design somewhat, slap a tell them Steve Devlow go on it and suddenly you're in the fucking earbuds game. I guess that's the way it goes, right? It's kind of the same unit, but... That's the fucking way everything goes, man. That's the way everything goes. Because I know when we were doing comic book, man, it was the first time that I learned

that these Chinese companies will run off extra toys and just sell them themselves, I guess, to like the knockoff toys and shit, they're just like the different packaging. I had no idea that they would use the molds for that. Pretty good idea. Wanna be in business somehow, like manufacturing? I don't think you do.

Yeah. I don't think he does either. Well all the headaches that come with that They're like what? Yeah, all the like this crazy decisions that you know can make or break you that you have like only a couple seconds to fucking What does wall think? You guys want to hit learn something? Oh, well, there's more to hit learn, yeah, that's the... There's actually two hit learns. This one is... God damn it, okay, here we go.

Open up this link. Just when you think that your safe, a mishitler contestant was among some neo-nazis jelled for belonging to a terrorist group. Okay, so this was in the UK. She joked about gassing synonyms and using a Jews head as a soccer ball and she got sentenced to prisoner for belonging to a terror group. Hold on a second cue, I'll show you her picture.

Her name is Alice Cutter. It takes um I can't really see her face She Asian no Well, I see his makeup. She looks cute. Is she cute? There you go. Oh, okay, I see her Wow, she doesn't look she wasn't finalist but she has green eyes and brown hair so is that what Hitler's into? I don't know. It's weird because

you look at her and you're like she doesn't look like a deranged sociopath but I guess that's the trick right? They don't look like that. Yeah she looks a little bit too sweet. She got three years behind bars for who in this day and age is like, yes. Put up that Nazi flag.

I'm gonna stand there front of it. Pose it. And do the duck things. And then post it online. Like, that is what I want to hear things like that. That is just shit that fucking makes me feel like a naive about the world. She was a waitress who entered a Nazi beauty pageant that fucking makes me feel like naive about the world.

She was a waitress who entered a Nazi beauty pageant as Miss Buchenwald. She's Christ. She denied ever being an NA member, whatever that is. Despite attending the rallies where Banner Steedit Hitler was right. Yeah, it really does take it either a commitment or a complete lack of foresight to take a picture next to an Nazi flag or be into any of this shit. Yeah. I mean, they got it's I don't understand. I just I don't understand anything. Do you know how time consuming it would be national act. You know what I need I need I need a Lego brick

Instruction manual for life that just tells me to click this here and click that here and do this and do this and at the end of it You just got a nice happy little life. Where is that book? That book doesn't exist though. They do try to sell it to you That book has been written a they do try to sell it to you that book has been written a thousand times how to be happy yeah you know uh... sadder than miss hitler being uh... dethroned

is an eighty four year old alligator rumor to belong to hitler dies in muskow well that's a good run for an hour. Now it's like they're doing with an alligator though. Like where would he keep it? I don't know, dude, I'll tell you this. If I was an insane dictator with complete power and control over an entire country, I might have a pet alligator. A pet alligator too.

I might do it. Yeah, I might let them figure out where it stays. I don't give a shit. I want my pet. It says they typically only live until 50 but this guy's 84. Jesus. Huh. Now can you can't Walt, can you hate on that alligator or is that alligator an innocent victim in all this? Is that a Nazi alligator? No, I don't even believe that's a true story because that's that's seemingly impossible that an alligator would live 84 when they usually die by 50. Think about how the percentage of he lived more than he should have.

This could be a false flag story. Are these fake news? Well, yeah. Yeah, that's like a human living to like 120 or some shit like that, right? It's happened. This is just like just for like, it's like for like Nazi scum to fucking have some news in the morning when they get up.

It's a propaganda. They should have made it an albino alley, and that would have been better. Well, it says that he was born in Mississippi in 1936. His name is Saturn. He was soon gifted to the Berlin Zoo. He escaped when it was destroyed by bombing and with only a hundred of the zoos, 3500 animals were understood to have survived. Oh, that's not the Hitler's alligator, then. He was missing three years until he was found by British soldiers in 1946, sparking the wildest theory in his bio. Okay, so it's a theory that was never proven. And Saturn should never be tarnished with a despicable crime of one of history's most despicable

dictators. So see, yeah, a lot of people would be like, oh man, you got to hate on him, right? Because he's Hitler's alligator. And he's like, bro, I was born in Mississippi. No, I have a new six. They kidnapped me to fucking Germany. I don't want any. I actually breaking I heard they just burned down Gator World in Florida. Defiance of this Nazi alligator. And now think about all that alligator lifter when saw in his life. Yeah, that's that's amazing and how he didn't process any of it. I kind of I feel like that alligator now. In my life. One of the final things we have and haven't had this in a while.

I don't even know if we can do it anymore. It could be to these times, little fat news. But I think it could help people. Now, is it positive news? Not really. All right, let's let's let's let's let's get it. Not secating. Well, and Q, if you guys were to say something is terrifying, right? What would you point to? For me, it would be like waking up and sages it in the house and I can't find her anymore Like I just can't find her in the house. I don't know where she is to me. That's terrifying Like waking up and this four tarantulas crawling around in my sheets with me. That's terrifying. There you go Okay

Terrifying models show what Netflix addicts may look like in 20 years. Now, I am a streamer. I watch Netflix. I watch Amazon, Hulu, and all these different things. They created 3D models showing the bodily damage binge watching can do the human body over time caused by a lack of exercise, a poor diet, and a sedentary lifestyle lifestyle from obesity and posture damage, a pre-mortar aging and bloodshot eyes. Now why should Netflix take the hit for this, do you think? Like it's very specific. Well, they've ushered in the age of binging, though.

They're responsible for this. I mean, just like the soda manufacturers with the sugar in their drinks, their sugary drinks, Netflix should be taking a task for putting out too much quality content. If they're too good. Yeah, it's making people just like zone out and tune in. They're not real Jesus. But they are out of shape.

I gotta say, I agree. I kinda look like this. The guy has the Murray's hairline actually. But yeah, I kind of look like this when I was watching all sorts of TV and not doing anything. Just watch TV and eatin'. I don't know. I mean, just sayin'. I don't have a skin in the TV game at all, but I think that looks like it. I think it's a good idea for people to like subscribe to like HBO Max and

and binge and practical jokers. I guess who has HBO Max? Who's that? That would be me brother. Oh shit. Oh, and then they have this and this is from every side. Look how angry it looks like a zombie. Hold on, I can't see the it's just weird is his shirt off or on oh my god that is weird that can't be

right that's sensationalism is that the seeing that is that like seeing you know seeing your brain on drugs you know how they used to like crack the egg and put it in the can and put it in the pan. Seeing that image of what a person looks like 20 years of bingeing make you rethink anything here? Make me think now. No. Yeah. I don't, I don't, I don't, before the pandemic, I never really watched enough TV to make me that slouched, let's say. Yeah, it looks like it's like a de-evolution scale. Yeah, it's really weird.

Well, now what will happen is that some health companies have to come in and build a TV harness, a vest, that will keep your body from slouching while you're watching, binging. God forbid we fucking we don't watch a fucking show like a season in one night we got a fucking watch. They have to watch the whole fucking thing. You know, you're right and I used to do that where I would get real excited about a series and be like boom it's done it's done in two days. F is for family, the new season came out and I was like, you know what, I want to savor this.

I don't want to blow through it inside of a day or two. Like a little watch a little bit here and there, you know. Don't sit there for the whole, God, that's a fucking good show though. The shit they say I cannot believe they get away with today, but I'm happy that they do. It's set in the seven these, that, but I'm happy that they do. It's set in the seven these. That's life. I'm happy that they do. You know what's better about podcasts than Netflix and TV shows?

You can do healthy things while listening to Tom Steve Dave. As long as you're on a Raycon, you could jog. Are you getting your treadmill and listen to us? Beth the running ant, same that she listens to she runs and she listens to his tell them Steve Dave not on Raycon's probably but some day Well, how do you know she now? Let's just for the sake of this This episode. Did I say she didn't? I'll cut that out

All it could be it could be killing sex Offering an alternative for many couples who watch the shows in the evening hours Who would have otherwise been doing the deed? Well, you know what there? We there's enough kids in the fucking world I live next to three fucking schools and when they were in the traffic is insane. So watching Netflix don't have kids I said or or But what about people who just want to have sex but like Responsibly though all like all over the tits and she

You know over the ass you know wherever you take precautions, so you're not I mean That's got to be on healthy though to be addicted to Netflix. Oh, yeah, it says it's worse than pink colors right? Well Yeah, it says it's worse than painkillers right? Right? Well Definitely cheaper Oh my god, could you imagine if all those pills only cost 799 a month? I'd still be on them for one probably I'd be on them and I yeah, and I would live in something that wasn't so crooked and had central air It says here that the average person spend 78,000 hours of their time life watching television

And of that figure nearly 3,000 of those hours are spent deciding what to watch Whoo, but why is that a bad number? That seems extremely high. I mean, that's like, that's like sleeping a third of your life. I mean, that's got to be on the same playing field. But my argument would be like, you would assume, or you could make the assumption, I think, that those are pleasurable, that's pleasurable time spent.

You're watching stuff you want to watch. So what's the, what's the harm? Like you're doing something that makes you feel good. So what, what else should you be doing? But that's, that's, if you're, if you watch 2.7 hours of TV every day for your entire life, then you're going to reach 78,000 hours. I guess you know what it is. Like, I know what I'm a hypocrite. If you grow to some it if you're if you live to 78. But I probably have the TV on more than that during the because I stay up rather late the TV's on but I'm just not paying attention to it so I don't consider myself like like oh I'm not really watching it but it's on though

sure so like I'm a piece of shit just like when I look like you down on your back the Lego again I'm down on Netflix yeah you were harsh you were harsh but you know I I but I learned something no and that's what I'm trying to do it every day though is learn and I just learn that you know Netflix good It feels good. Yeah, it doesn't say that here in Netflix good in fact it says it could kill you Got me say Tom Steve there sure good. I don't know the anything else. Yeah, all right Tom Steve Dave.