Tell Em Steve-Dave - #447: Phuc Boyz

Episode Date: July 13, 2020

A hero teacher dies, unsettling urbanites and the boys make a public plea to Spotify.

Like fucking burgl burgl you look like the goddamn hamburger I think I have small holes. Yeah, this Mingly when he was called Dwarf author school, if he thought it was cool. Really? I'm gonna tell him Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him Steve Dave and thank God we're all together. Yes. Once again, masked up. It's still here, you're pretty well cute.

I make so, yeah. I don't think it really does much the mask, right? No, not at all. I took a super here. I like wearing the mask. It's because Peter Parker put on the spider-man mask it totally changes Of course and it didn't change your voice. You don't sound like more like manly you just sound exactly the same No, not that that you weren't manly you're normal. No, I know you mean It's just like one more thing. I don't have in common with spider-man

But yeah, I'm I it's funny because I wear the mask pretty much anytime I'm out of my house. And I have noticed that I'm usually, like it's getting to the point where I'm usually the only one. Most people have moved past wearing masks, I find. Do you wear it in the car? You want them? If I'm by myself, no. I'm not at all.

But I got gas driving down here And I put it on to open up the window and and deal with the guy because but I want him I'm like Well, I think he would like that Because he's not wearing a mask, but then I'm like well, he's this type of fuck guy that works the pump in a gas station I'd be like hey, it doesn't even give a shit Premium yeah, I'm like he doesn't care that all these people are breathing in his face, so I I just wear it. Yeah, I'm scared. I'm just a scared man frightened frightened that I'll care you scared won't

I'm concerned. I'm still concerned. I mean it doesn't look like anytime soon This is going to be cured or there's going to be a vaccine. I mean, it just looks like it's still a ways off if it ever even comes a vaccine. So it's, I just think it's inevitable though. I hate to say it, but I just think it's inevitable. I'm going to catch it. And there's nothing I can do.

I wish I almost wish I could catch it sooner, while I'm instead of like two years down the road or something. One more feeble. Yeah, because I'm right now, I don't want to, like two years down the road or something. One where feeble. Yeah, because I'm right now, I don't want to like every time, the longer it goes without me getting it, the more older I get, so I'm like, fuck man, maybe I just should have hoped to get it early.

What's with COVID party with the kids? What can you re-get it again? I've heard you can re-get it too now, so it's like, I mean, this is a super germ, man. This is a fucking, what's it called? Alpha germ. Yeah, it takes no prisoners. This guy, you should go out for fourth of July or anything.

Or did you stay at home? Yeah, I was waiting. People were out there with a, oh yeah, that's right. I tried, I forgot. At that night when I got home, though, like was it the same in your neighborhood where it appeared to be like the epicenter of the fireworks, like the township fireworks. There were so many people in my neighborhood lighting fireworks, and I'm not talking about little bottle rockets or firecrackers. I'm talking about shit that like you would see the township put on like expensive fireworks. Yeah, there's all sorts of like conspiracy theories about the mass amount of fireworks across

the country that's, you know, has really started since the lockdowns. You know, they, you know, the- But especially since the protests. Yeah, the rumors of, you know, that there are communications between the police, that it's like contacting aliens. I mean, I've heard some crazy shit, but like, there's no doubt about it. I mean, there has been an uptick in fireworks.

Yeah, man, it was also around the fourth of July though. I mean, there's always, right? Yeah, I saw them about a week, we can have prior to Fourth of July, then Fourth of July, and then nothing, right? Literally nothing since Fourth of July. No, I hear fireworks almost every night. My dogs just like, you know, I suffer through it.

It's just like I want to just like throttle the fucking idiots who just keep fucking light and fireworks all night after night. I looked out my window cause it's the same with my cats and sage. He doesn't like them. That's why we never even have the fireworks. And I'm like, I cannot call it cops on all these people.

I'm just not possible. It's not a weak one. I mean, I see call it cops on all these people. I'm just not possible. It's not a legal way. I mean, I see those fireworks stories that we have, but I think they're for like sparklers and that kind of shit. I mean, it appeared to be legal. There was a guy right on Main Street. You know how busy that road is. He had them like right in the gutter on Main Street

and people are driving through all this smoke and shit. It's like, I'm like, why are you not doing it on the side street? You just go around the corner, but. You don this smoke and shit. I'm like, why are you not doing it on the side street? You just go around the corner, but. You don't give a shit. Well, I was talking to, I was texting with Troy and, and Q and, and you guys were, it brought you back. I mean, you did in the stomach.

I loved it, man. When I was a kid growing up on Staten Island, like we, I tell the story and, and it happened every year. And, and I'm not kidding, like you couldn't even see the street. It was rappers, like the, the red rappers the red rappers and the spent tubes and shit. It was at ankle high on the street. It was like everybody everybody had it. My uncle was a cop and he would go to he would confiscate them from people because they're not legal. But then he would throw them in a trunk and just bring them over to the house and we would set them off. So it was like

we had tons of fireworks. I loved it. And then I went away. Juliana really cracked down. I remember the first year at Stop. You were like, oh man, it's fucking stuff. Fuck Juliana. Then as you get older, you're like, that's pretty nice to play about.

But when it happened on Fourth of July, it was like, this is awesome. Man, it was, it was everywhere, everywhere. It was like the 80s again. I loved it. You don't think it's gonna happen to you when you're younger. You're like, I'm never gonna be so fucking such a funny dirty that I'm gonna be like, uh, fireworks. But then you get a couple dogs, get a couple cats.

I was never really a fireworks guy. I've always been a leery of the dangers of fireworks. And never was a guy who was into fireworks or wanted to light off fireworks. It just felt like, you know, I like having 10 fingers. I'm not going to take a chance on. We're getting in there. Two seconds.

Plus, I'm like, like, what person gets off just by hearing a loud noise. I don't understand it. I guess kids, it's just the act of doing something. I understand the visuals of fireworks. Right, by the sound. But most of the time, the sounds, like most of these fireworks are sound only. Mm-hmm. And I don't get, like, you know, just hearing a loud explosion.

Yeah. And then the boom. Yes, I don't understand it. I don't identify with that. We fire them at each other. It's fun. I remember, I mean, I still see videos of people like they want to shoot bottle rockets out of the ass.

Everybody thinks they're fucking Johnny Knoxville. And they end up getting severe burns because it doesn't launch. Or they shoot Roman candles at each other and it'll stick in somebody's collar. And it's like these are like hot balls of magnesium, I believe. Get them.

Is that what a Roman candle is? Is it just like magnesium burning? Well, because then I would have burned it. But it's usually like there's a magnesium or some other oxidizer. Some oxidizer get them. So anyway, it burns really hot and fire. We see to fuck people up. We can point them at each other and just blast them.

Shit. Never heard. It is amazing that like you made it through childhood without getting severely injured. We point them at each other and just blast them. Stupid shit. Have we ever heard? It is amazing though, like it made it through childhood without getting severely injured, some of the shit that, like you think back to... It would be horrifying to see children today doing the shit that we did as kids. You'd be like, who in the fucking world is allowing this cat to jump? Yeah, or if it was like, my kid, I'd be like, how did I, how could I raise such a stupid fucking idiot? And it may be just because of, or everything else that's going on in the world,

but I didn't hear any stories of horrific injuries this Fourth of July, because usually you hear some horror stories every year of some fool doing something crazy, or like a professional football player a couple years ago, blew his hand, that basically often, you know, cost himself millions and millions and millions of dollars in a contract although I think you did actually kind of did get a lot of money though but I think he was never the same player again but like you know scalps being blown off burns but this year I didn't hear a lot about it. This year I saw a guy get in trouble for shooting fireworks into a house and it burned down.

I saw that. Yeah so you didn't even realize it was it was a it was on fire right? I didn't realize the firework went into the house. Yeah. So you didn't even realize it was on fire. Right. You didn't realize the firework went into the house. Yeah. It was crazy. Is it on house? No, it's somebody else's house, I believe. And then it's going to charge with Arson.

It's funny because the room is going around Staten Island. Well, they're going to fire fireworks at the house tonight. People are going to break windows and then throw a lit Roman candle into houses. It's going to be chaos andarchy. Then it wasn't? No. No, not at all. I read somewhere that the fireworks are racist. Fireworks are racist. If you can believe it. I can. They were saying that, okay, why fireworks?

Conspiracy theories are getting new attention. Or why they're popular right now. I didn't see the circle until right now, so I'm not going to read through the whole thing. But what I did read was that somebody was saying that they're being used to unsettle inner-city neighborhoods. And even though it would be the inner-city resident setting them off, they're not aware of what they're doing and it's putting some kind of like government project to unsettle. Oh, it's like when they flooded the ghettos with crack back in the 80s. Now the flood number five.

No, no fireworks. Yeah. They're not unsettled enough as it is. They need to be. I almost heard one settle in the air. But also, like, they were in my neighborhood with a what they were trying to unsettle me. Perhaps. They don't work.

They don't work. No, I love it. Fireworks have been so ubiquitous as to justify why cities need enormous. Okay, so some people are saying that the fireworks were so that they could justify police and not defunding them or whatever. Here it is, this is one I saw.

Form of psychological warfare used by police to keep residents sleep deprived on edge and they're unable to effectively organize or protest. So I guess they go like your uncle would instead of giving you the form, you would bring them to the inner city so that they couldn't fall asleep. Like isn't it enough? There is enough bullshit without coming up with these fucking wacked out theories about Why shit is going on? Yeah, and it be you know what's funny is like that person that person's out there That came up with that theory. They're out there right now. Oh, yeah, they believe it and they're online saying it and Somebody else is believing it That's how everyone who listens to this isn't gonna be like you know what fuck you John's there is something to it. Yeah

It's it's not so it's good stay off the internet. Yeah Do you you don't look forward to fourth July? Well? We had a good one. Yeah, yeah, but I mean the old fashioned fourth of July said you guys are talking about or that I would take my kids to the harbor and watch fireworks. Those those days are gone. Yeah. I mean, well, also because no human insipalities are doing fireworks this year because of COVID, but they just grew out of it. They aged out of fireworks. You need a grandkitter too, man. Yeah, but I mean, also, don't want that yet. Is there are there any neighborhood kids you could offer to watch?

I want that out of the blue. Yeah, there's a knockout door. I noticed you have a child. But what, you don't even like fireworks? But I mean, I like fireworks in the sky. I like the ones, like the pretty ones. I like the colors and everything, but I'm not a big fan of fireworks

that are like those fucking M80s that like make car alarms go off. I'm like dogs like you know, quiver and shake. I'm not a fan of those, but I do like the colorful ones. There were some so loud that I'm like that's not an M80. That's like one of those like quarter sticks a dynamite or something. It sounds like a real explosion. I don't get that either because I hate loud noise so it's like if I'm right next to it lighting it off. There was a guy who I know I mean I won't say his name but he was he asked me it was it was a day before 4th of July and he was like you can be setting up fireworks this Saturday. And I looked at him and I was like, no.

He goes, why, you need some? And I was like, no. I go, I- But you know we're trying to unsettle Black people. And I was like, no, I don't do fireworks. And he goes, and he looked at me, and I was like, oh, I don't know you had a pussy. So he said it as well.

And I was like, and he was just like, I can get you fireworks. And I was like, no was just like I can get you fireworks and I was like no It's not that I don't have access to them as I just like I'd not into like Taking a chance on on bodily harm for us for an explosion I said and yeah at this point who would you be doing them for like girls girls? They're like I did for my niece last year. I bought sparklers. Mm-hmm and That's that's about as dangerous as I get right now an old fashioned sparkler. Still good. They still can bring out the bright eyes and the little kid holding that little stick and that smell. It brings you right back to the 70s.

He drove letters in the air and stuff like that with them. Yeah. Nothing wrong with that. The simple things. Yeah, good old fashioned Americana. What are the, well now that they're older, what are the holidays that you look forward to? Not Halloween, I can't imagine. No, I mean, I guess it's still like the big two Thanksgiving and Christmas. But even that Thanksgiving can, can, can evolve

into like, I don't need that. What, oh, we're not gonna make that. Well, I don't like that. And like, well, this is all you talking, right? Yeah, like this all, like we're gonna make this on you. And I'm like, well, I don't eat that. And they're like, okay, we're gonna do this. But you know, I don't eat that.

And then you're like, well, go, you could buy pizza the night before and then just heat it up then. And I'm like, all right, that sounds good. That's a good thing. I'm like, okay, thanks, giving everyone. So there's no turkey involved then. They say they'll be turkey. And then at the last minute,

they're like, the threats of like, there's no turkey this year. No turkey. And then like, oh, everybody's no turkey involved. They say they'll be turkey and then at the last minute, they'll like the threats of like, there's no turkey this year, no turkey and then like, oh, everybody's okay with it. That the last second, like we gotta have turkey. It's like, what are you crazy? Like, we're not animals. I have a question, because I haven't seen you two guys in a couple of weeks, a few weeks now, really.

Months have almost, have the both you lost weight because both of you look thinner than when I last saw you. Not that you guys were over. Yeah, all the both of you have covered. Oh great. That's where we're trying to get you to take that mask off. I'll thin down like that. No, it's a body like looking slim and trim.

I know Brian definitely is constantly losing weight. Yeah. I don't think I have. I said that recently though, I was like, you'd look thinner. I don't know. I mean, I definitely not trying. I'm still maybe a little bit more like T-shirt or whatever. Yeah, I think it's black, right?

If you wear black, you look thinner. Slumming, yeah. Is that a true thing or is that a urban myth? No, it's true. But it's gotta be a trick of the mind. It can't actually be thinner. It's almost like an optical illusion because when you wear bright colors,

you could see the outline of a person. But when you wear it black, you can't see the creases and folds and you kind of blend into the background. So you don't see. Did you know that? Yeah. Wow, I never knew that before.

I came to a former fatty. So you did. I look like a goddamn ninja. I never knew that was a real thing in the way I just described it makes total sense. Yeah, black is slimming. It's like camouflage. Same with like pinstripe, like vertical versus horizontal. Horizontal is gonna give you that broad look.

Right. Who's wearing either or pinstripes or vertical stripes? Oh man, pinstripes are awesome dude. Where? I've done, I went to last time you wore pinstripes or you wore pinstripes or... I man, pinstripes are awesome, dude. Where, I've done, I went to last time, you wore pinstripes or you wore pinstripes, or... I have a pinstripe suit. What, a Yankees uniform?

No, it's not like a Chicago mobster, fucking pinstripe, but it's like, you know, delicate little pinstripes on it. And you wear it often. I don't wear suits often, but when I've caused to wear a suit, yeah. But you won't wear the vertical though I mean the horizontal I only have ever seen a suit with horizontal unless a clown was wearing it

Yeah, a lot of times it seems they're just shirts like a lot of shirts Oh, yeah vertical stripes. So that gets the the vertical stripe industry is isn't Needs to fuck and find a way to kind of shed that no the verticals good. It's a horizontal, that's bad. Oh, the horizontal. Okay, yeah, okay. That's the horizon. Right. When I first started seeing Mary Beth,

she had a black and white horizontally striped shirt. And I was like, fucking burgl, burgl, you look like the goddamn hamburger. Why would you wear a shirt that looks like that? I love you. Got it. Got rid of it. You've never saw it again.

Did she even know she got rid of it, but you just it was retired immediately. I think it was immediately retired and never to be seen again. It displeased me. That's probably a favorite shirt. She did she was like, I like that shirt. I was like, it's just I don't know you look like the hamburger. I mean, she even know what you're talking about. I don't know. I don't think she was. I mean, hamburger even know what you're talking about. I don't think she was. I mean, hamburger has been retired for decades. I don't think she's familiar with the McDonald's land care. She's like, she's going like, what the hamburger? What is that?

Some sort of like heavy metal. I can't do anything to where we got you the happy meal on her first date. You look like a fucking fry guy. I missed the fry guys. What was the last time they were used in anything? That had 90s maybe. How do you know what you're talking about? The fry guys, they look like puppets. They were like jump around. Yeah.

Don't you remember that? Was that McDonald's? Was it like, Fragile Rock looking? Yeah. I think I remember that.. Yeah, there they are. Oh yeah, I remember them. Yeah, they look like little pom-poms, right? Yep. Yeah, them, you had fucking grimace.

You had a... Grimace stuck around, right? What was that bird? Didn't they have a bird? They did. What was her name? She had the goggles on ahead. The aviation goggles. McDonald's, I'll just I'll just right remember Mac tonight

That fucking flop Mac tonight. Yeah, you remember him. He was a giant half moon playing a piano. I don't remember him Mac tonight, baby. Look at him. He looks like something from your nightmares really It's when it's when they went 24 hours nightmas. Really? It's when it's when they went 24 hours. Birdie the early bird. That was a birdie the early bird. The fry kids, I don't remember them. That's some bullshit. They had to fucking Mac Daddy. Excuse the fucking irony of that, but like you had fucking Ronald McDonald's. Yeah, Ronald McDonald and you fucking retired him because people were like, oh he's a perverted

clown. You let the fucking, you let the public paint your mascot as a perverted clown and you just want to see. Now why? I thought it was because it was like enticing kids to eat unhealthy. No, I think there was like that urban myth that like, you know, he was a pedophile clown. Really? Oh, I always heard like they were like, you can't sell to kids. That's what you're doing around McDonald.

No, you heard about that right? Yeah. I've heard this song. You're not going to need everything. It's just it's so uncommon for a corporation, the buckle, the public pressure to. I mean, it's like usually stand their ground. This isn't an era before the internet. And they still buckled like old know I don't think of a

pussy. I don't know. I saw did you hear like there was there was people were saying that the I thought they were joking. It turns out they weren't like the statues of Walt Disney and Disney world have to come down. Did you hear that? Get the fuck out of here. I heard somebody said that. He's should he be a joke? People are just anti-stats you. It doesn't even mean, it doesn't matter who it is, right? But there was like, he was racist while Disney was racist or something like that.

Well, he did some racist tropes in his film, so I mean, there may be some validity to it. Well, he was also a notorious anti-Summit. I heard that. That's not true though, is it? Really? I heard that was like a joke. Oh, really?

Let me say, I don't know know as we're talking well, I mean Will anybody really like be affected if they don't get to see that statue going in there if Disney pulls down the statue of Walt Disney We I mean wow talk about a fucking company bug like they have to change the name of that company. Yeah. Oh, wait, the proven false, uh, it would appear. Yeah, I heard that it wasn't true that that was the same room. I'm glad you're correct.

I mean, I want to want to, uh, contribute. It's been years since you've watched a Disney film, I know, um, out of solidarity, but, uh, yeah, I heard it. It's not true. I, I think that, um that kids today don't even know why it's even called Walt Disney. They have no idea who Walt Disney is. I think just statues of characters

would be the way to go. Like Mickey, Goofy, Pluto, Mini, you know, the big six. Seven dwarves. Can you say dwarves anymore? Yeah, then we're getting into. I think you're with dwarves. Oh, I don't know. Six little people. Oh, I think dwarves.

Dwarfism is a is a term. Like it's a disease. Isn't there something? Some kind of malady. Dwarf is cool too. If I would want to be called a dwarf, I get midget, I'd be like, I don't want to be called a midget. Asmingly when he was called Dwarf author school, if he thought it was cool Really? I mean he wasn't a dwarf Like if you're a dwarf and so he's like, oh hey, what's up dwarf?

No That's a black Yeah You stick with the safe ones and the princesses Okay You know with all the princesses all the different female princesses Yeah No dudes No dudes.

No dudes. No man, Hatter. No, no, no, no. Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse. Maybe even not Mickey Mouse because he's male. Uh-huh. So I made it. But he has a very effeminate voice, so he could maybe slide.

Right. But if there was no many, then he can make the argument that he wasn't male. He was like a transgender mouse or a, what's a asexual mouse? Whatever fits the narrative, that's what he is. That's a thing like Disney is not going to try and walk that. I can't see Disney being like, we're taking a statue down. I think they could very well take the statue. If it was, if it got enough traction, if enough people were like, take it down.

Wow. I mean, that's something. But it's too much money to take. It's just a whole, there's like, fuck, this guy's been dead for how long? Fuck won't. Fuck him. But then, so it's still called Disney World and Disney Land,

but people are like, we're gonna cancel Walt Disney now. The guy who created a lot of it. Well, unless you take the statues down, then we'll bend it. If you just take the statues down, then it's okay. The fucking people are idiots. I'm sorry. He's just so fucking stupid. If the shit ceases to exist because now a fucking statue of the guy on his own property.

That has to come down. I did not hear this, though. You're serious. This is a real fool. I heard this. I looked it up and I said, I don't think it's a gaining a lot of traction, but I know that hear this though. You're serious. This is a real. I heard this. I looked it up and I said, I don't think it's gaining a lot of traction, but I know that it was mentioned. I would know.

Ladondo falls on that because he is the biggest Disney backer I know. You want me to see it? It's actually really. Yeah, see what he says. Yeah, I know that guy visits Disney multiple times during a year. I guess the difference between having

a statue in the middle of a town square is you, that's a public space. You can't put that up there. I guess and avoid it. But with Disney, you're paying to get into Disney. So you can't really, I guess, say, hey, man, Justin Timberlake, says all Confederate monuments must come down for the US to move forwards. GT. I mean, we're not going to listen to him. Who were fuck with us? We've got an opinion on it. I was talking to some cousins of mine and they were all fucking world up about the the statues coming down. The one in the south? Yeah, well, I need statues. You know, Columbus, like what we talked about that one time and I was like

I was like, can I ask you something seriously? I was like, why do you give a shit? I was like, why do you care? Whether the statues are up or down? Why are you this angry about it? Right. Is there a good answer? Not really. You know, it's just something about how everything's going too far and stuff like that Which is a valid point of view, but the anger over the statues. I was like, I've never seen you, I've never seen you this upset about anything. You care about these fucking stupid statues. I'm like, I get having that point of view like you say, if it's part of something bigger, it's like, it's not about the statues, it's about what they represent, blah, blah, blah. I mean, you could have sort of a you could have an argument to not maybe keep them up But at least don't dump them into lakes and all this other shit

And it's like anybody you don't like now like the one fucking Sean King guys like we're gonna cancel Jesus because if people don't like the The white Jesus and it's like look technically. He's probably right I mean if you the guy comes from the Middle East, sure, he's not gonna look like me Not that I'm as handsome as Jesus, but you know what you get what I mean white guy But you can't say that to religious people. They do not want to hear that you can't you'll never cancel Jesus You can't let guy They tried they had they nailed them to a cross Yeah, and if he could make it through that

They tried. They had they nailed them to a cross. Yeah. And if he could make it through that, they must have a good public on King Bullshade. Whatever his name is. Do you want to hear what Chris said? Yes, please. Chris said that he had no idea this was a thing, but he does not support taking down Walt Disney statues and Walt Disney World. But why? So if he was an anti-Semite, which is the only reason because of the racist cartoons and stuff. So if he was an anti-Semite, which is the only reason because of the racist cartoons and stuff Well, that's why because there's a lot of History of the company he's done some things that you know, well, I mean he made So he made there was all sorts of things and there was early

Steamboat Willie cartoons Well, there was there would be shots of like like natives and stuff on the side. Oh really? Yes, that's a stuff that definitely wouldn't ever ever fly. Oh, shit. He was saying it doesn't exist. Because he asked me what this was all about.

And I said, you said that there's a movement to remove statues. He's a liar. Yeah. They are rebranding some rides, Chris writes, but he doesn't see any talk of Disney removing Walt Disney statues. Yeah, I know they're rebranding that ride, which is like Splash Mountains getting a new name. He said a new storyline. It's a Princess of the Frog now. What was that from? I don't remember that movie. Is it a rather new movie

At least 15 years I'd say yeah, but it's one of the it's definitely but post the Disney boom Where they had like Aladdin and okay, it's after all that stuff But I'm sorry the once in the theaters the this All plays very much into what I was going to mention next and that is do you guys like boners? Depends on you know if it's yours or somebody else's It really is all about context

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show I'm bingeing. Goldbergs. Okay so I really don't watch I haven't watched anything other than Goldberg. Goldbergs. It's so awesome it's so it's so sweet it's it makes me giggle. I can't recommend it enough it's like it's like old school sitcom that's destined to become like a One of those classics. I wandered on to the set of that one day. Really? But there was no one there It was like we had a meeting and then we got lost on the back lot and we walked into the store and we were in the kitchen Of Goldbergs and it was and we're like what the fuck is there no security here?

We just walked every room of the set. We just started moving things around. And that was it. But it's a very funny show. Yeah, I mean, that kid, because I'm watching it from the beginning, they locked into a fucking, they locked out, man, finding that young kid. Yeah. Adam.

Yeah. I mean, he's fucking. He's great. He's the home run. It's like, how do you act at that good, at that age? Yeah,, this that you look at it's like how how extensive is the search to find the kid that could act like that It's absolutely astonishing. I hope he has won an Emmy. I don't follow the I mean either I don't know drama of all the wards and these days, but I mean hopefully that kid has won something by now He will if he doesn't get his life too much good

as once something by now. He will. If he doesn't get his life for a job, do patrol. Do patrol is fucking excellent. Excellent, dude. It is, it is the most precise comic book like to television. Like it is, you can't believe what they're getting away with. It is pure comic book madness on fucking television. Like, it's just, it wears this on now. When some, well, now it's on HBO Max and everything like that. It was on the DC streaming thing. But the ideas like that they get across. Did you read Grant Morrison's?

Oh, yeah. It's based on that. It's, it's that team. Scissor, man. Scissor, man, aren't in it yet. It's all crazy Jane. Crazy Jane's the main one of the main characters. It's crazy Jane robot man.

Negative man. Negative man who is fucking fucking they nail it. They nail it really the Negative man comes out and it first is threatening and then you without him ever saying a word You're like oh fuck I still feeling bad for this guy. It is dude. They get across concepts like Danny I don't I don't remember cuz I read it so long ago, but it's Danny Danny Street in that a living street. Yeah, sentient street. Yeah, yeah, they pull that off. So you care about a fucking it's a street, a Danny street and it's a sentient street. And he communicates through the words on the on the storefronts and the traffic signals and everything. And by his third appearance, you're like, yeah, it's fucking down the street. Are you get so excited? I mean, the concepts that they get across're like, ah, it's fucking down in the street. Are you get so excited?

I mean, the concepts that they get across in this, it's Brendan Frazier's robot man. It's just fucking, he, it's great dude. Yeah. Now, this, I haven't heard a lot of buzz about this. Do you think that maybe we're getting that saturation point of too many? I think streaming and superhero thing.

I think not a lot of people, it's the same thing that the Harleylow Quinn show had because the Harlow Quinn show is fucking excellent and Until they started taking it off the DC app and putting it on other things it was under the radar because nobody was Watched in the DC app, but now that it's on HBO Max and stuff like that I think people are gonna start seeing it more. It's fucking excellent. You you you should watch the show It's so weird. Like they just go for it with everything.

They go for the weirdest fucking shit possible. You have the HBO Max app. Yeah. How many streaming things do you subscribe to? So I just got my first streaming thing. What Netflix? Who little? To be who?

I got Hulu Netflix and the HBO Max just three I had the DC as well, but once they once hardly Quinn ended and they started putting Doom patrol on HBO Max. I let it go. Do you pay for no commercials in hello? Yeah, it's it's like three bucks And you can get any like okay, I want to get a drinker fast Yeah, I want it when I want it fucking pause buttons for it. Well, it's in the dark when I'm watching usually I can't find that button to pause it Okay, you have a whole system down then yeah, I feel it feels like we're watching TV though then I know I heard it I've heard people say this but I'm with you. I don't like it. Yeah, I don't mind that my wife is like we got to upgrade I'm like I'm an oh we're not upgrading is it's pointless what because you can't sit there for 90 seconds and wait

The same commercial over and over again. No, no, just like well, we're 52 years old. No, I don't want to waste time on a fucking commercial It's not worth it. I hate it. I hate it for three dollars a month. Oh, it's that you it's literally only three dollars a month Yeah, you go from like seven nine nine to eleven. I need something like that. Yeah, well Yeah, I get I hear you but there's something about feeling like you're watching Television now and you got those commercials though. It reinforces that like What's that stuff in your heaven that those signapses are firing? Oh, yeah, you're serotonin Yeah, it's like I'm like oh I'm watching TV like me. Yeah, this one if I'm watching it without commercials It feels like it's like I'm like, oh, I'm watching TV. Like what do you mean? This is what if I'm watching it without commercials, it feels like it's not normal TV to me.

Yeah, I don't know why. It's just also. Yeah, I've adapted to that. I don't think. I think commercials are really. Like if I go to a hotel and I'm watching like forensic files and then there's a fucking 10 minute commercial about a medication, I know I'll never need.

So, but it's like every commercial break, there's a different one. I mean we watch TV here. We don't have any apps or anything at the stage. So we watch six to seven hours of television. And we have a great time with the commercials. Gettem starts mimicking the commercials because he knows all the lines, Mike, and then joins in. It's fucking blast. Like there's a gasoline. That looks awesome. I can't even wait. Wow. Right, you start to mimic the first goes you know all the lines.

Especially Alex and Caleb on these strategy commercials. Alex start going to. So you just start making fun of handicapped children. Yeah. That's so funny. And there's no customers in the store. Alex start going to make fun of handicapped I'm sorry There's no customers in the store we start getting a little blue. So So there's like this one commercial where Caleb sitting in the hot the

Shriner's hospital and he looks nervous and Alec wheels over to And we start going off with that way let's just we shit Do you and Mike? So Mike and I start going off like, like we're Alex shows him like the room in the hospital with the rest of them handys and the little lamp that is so chill. Doesn't go any further than that but. Caleb, Caleb saying that there's one bone in his body

that he can't break. All right. Trying to talk to him patrol here. This fucking guy is coming over here with a job. Child molestation. Yeah. Like is it isn't young Alec over 18 now? Trying to talk to him patrol here. This fucking guy is coming over here. He was a child molestation Because it isn't isn't young Alec over 18 now. Yeah, I told you Kula is a fucking blast Caleb has a new blanket. Oh, what will be the site?

How do you watch Super Troll? Uh, no, I did watch on your recommendation. I watched, I've been into both seasons of Harley Quinn. Great, right? Up until the end, I was a little season two. That was the big fucking, everything was building to that. Yeah, no, just, it's just, I enjoyed, he did show me some Harley Quinn stuff.

You're, I really enjoyed the visible jet stuff. Oh, so fun. Yeah, like that kind of stuff I was like, yeah, that is, like, you know, the birds, like whenever they're driving and invisible, be a cold, these just just birches smack right into the sun. I'd like to kite man, poison ivy relationship, because it was just corny enough for me to like,

I could see my, something of myself in there. I agree, but and it was, to me, it's more interesting. Like I've never seen, I've seen Ivy and Harley together a billion times. I never saw Kite Man and Ivy. So I was like, this is fucking great. Yeah. It's awesome. It's something new. And everybody's reaction to their relationship.

I thought it was so well done. I just thought, but do patrol is either, oh, you know, the place chief is Timothy Dalton. Yes. It's like my club too like it's like shooting comic books Mainlining and it's a veins and they they fucking light, but it's so weird dude. I'm telling you would love it Love it. I'll check it out. Is it as a HBL max like what would you say to be rated? Oh, are okay? Not to make a watch it. Not to make a watch in the store

Okay, so not to make a watch and not to make a watch in the store It's not it's not it's not vulgar But they talk like people talk and there is a hell of a through line one of the characters is gay Okay, they would show them fucking make an out and shit like that. I don't know if the average person walking the door This is great. Yeah, this is red Magnum has very powerful., that's what I mean. We are not turning Mary Tyler Moore show off fucking watch Doom Patrol. You know, okay, how good it is. I'm just like, great thing to replace that girl.

Because now her voice just rates my nerves like that. Oh, but Toddle, what am I gonna do about this? What's your least favorite show that Walton says is Stone watching? Right now, I had to say that girl. Yeah. Yeah, it's all Thomas is awesome. And I know no, we know what we're talking about, right? But he was wife.

It's just it's her voice. It's like I said, it's that breaky voice. It's just it's gotten on my nerves now. And we've we've laughed it. I think like three or four times. So it's the same episode. Oh, look, it's the one where she's,'s um where she's singing with what's her name? Oh, yeah, the one who was singing for the film. You'll be swell. You'll be great at a whole world on your place

No, the one from a airplane Kate Kate Jackson. No, no, Kate and the Kate Jackson. No one gives a fuck. Who was she? It's a Mormon. Ethel Mormon at the Ethel Marmon Ethel Marmon Ethel Marmon That's back like she She's not just in one season She comes back in another season They're like That's time Ethel Marmon was here

And you taught her how to make soup dad Oh yeah Ethel Well, these shit You may as well say like Abraham Lincoln That's it That's it I gotta be honest In the circles I run with there are a lot of Ethel Merm and references. Oh yeah. Yeah. Really? Sal Sal and Murray use all the fucking

time. Yeah. You didn't think you'd hear it on Tomsees. I did. Oh fucking dude. Do patrol. But let me check it out. to what's that, thanks. 46. We were talking about some woke stuff earlier. Whoa. A little bit. And I consider you guys to be more woke than me, so I was wondering what you would do. Okay.

Or what your opinion is on this. There was a professor in California, and he asked one of his students to anglicize her name because it sounds like an insult in English. So I guess he has, like when he does roll call or attendance or whatever it is in Colony College, you know, he has to say her name. And I guess she's from Vietnam and her it's her I don't think she has four names and the first two parts are PHUC B UI which are pronounced fuck boy. Now, as a professor in a college setting, what do you do?

You don't have to say your name. Mrs. Gore, Ms. Boy. Well, or Ms. like, it's NGUYN. Guyen, maybe? I don't know. Isn't that a Dianismless name in Bojack? Yeah, it is. It is, right?

A guy, right? Yeah, a guy in, okay. But aren't they, aren't they, aren't they students though? I'm sure enough to handle it, saying her name out loud. That was not high school, it's college. Dude, if I were a boy who's pretty funny,

I would laugh every time he said it. I, I, I, because you're not living at her name. You're laughing at the professor saying, fuckball. Yes. That's what's fun. She's incidental. I have to give you more credit than you're giving yourself. I can't imagine that you start to classes in September and by February you're still laughing. I think even you would be like, yeah. Yeah. I would, it wouldn't take longer for the shine. wore off, I guess. But he says, here's his argument. If I lived in Vietnam and my name in your language sounded like,

eat a dick, I would change it to avoid embarrassment. Which is, I mean, I don't know. I think it's too forward though. That's not his column. It sounds like he's saying. Yeah, it sounds like he was kind of stepping up. I'd be like, you arrogant prick. Like, this is my family name.

Like I'm not gonna fucking change it because of you. Did you offend it? Say it. Say fuck boy. Say it. It's the youngest age though that fuck boy can be like, like when your girls were in school. And like during attendance today, the teacher said fuck boy, you're like, did she? And then you're off, pissed off.

I wouldn't be pissed off. would be like did you hear this step what are you gonna do about how do we feel about there you know better than me there has to be a certain age where you're like I don't want them to say fuckboy in front of my kids I would just pronounce it maybe Fog Fog Boey I would just say it maybe Fog, Fog Boy. I would just say it a different way. I think you're right. I think you just go like Miss Guyin. Yeah. Why don't you say my first name? I'll just say it.

Fuck boy! He taught at the college for 15 years, but then he got suspended. I think he may have even gotten fired. Fired for that? I believe so. I think that's an overreaction mm-hmm shocked and appalled by the racist comments they were seeing from this faculty member everybody shocked and appalled at racist shit now or even something that even remotely could be racist or construed as racist everyone is shocked and appalled

they weren't fucking a month ago they got all their shocked and appalled they got a fuck there's got to be a clause in the shocking appalling when someone's name rhymes with fuck boy. This gotta be a clause where we can discuss it like adults. You're right. And be like, look, it sounds like fuck boy. I don't have to tell you. And it's true if his name was Eda Dick and Vietnam.

I guarantee they'd be like, can you Vietnamese your name up a little bit? I'm like Eda Dick. And nobody's gonna be like, well, this is shocking and appalling. Yeah, I think people maybe don't know, this is shocking and appalling. Yeah. I think people maybe don't know what the word shocked and appalled me in because it just seems like that should be reserved for very rare moments in your life. But because if everything's shocking

and appalling, then nothing's shocking and appalling. Right. There's no bar anymore. Yeah. Well, I was doing a couple things for you, boys? Oh, I was saying the Walt Joe Rogan. I remember how annoyed you were. Yeah, that he got that big toy car. 100 million? Fat money. Got that fat 100 mil, but it looks like Spotify overpaid for three people, including Joe Rogan, Kim Kardashian, and a sportscaster, Bill Simmons.

I don't know if you know who that is. Okay. I mean, they overpaid. Now they're looking back and saying, maybe we should not have spent that much on Joe Rogan. They already did, people. They already did it. They're locked in, right?

They're locked in, they're not allowed to. How bad does Joe Rogan react to that news that the company now regrets signing into that? I mean, if I got a fucking hundred million, they could fucking call me fuck boy if they mind whatever you want. They could use me as a fuck. Spotify wants a good deal. They should come sniff it our way. You know, I mean, we don't need a hundred million. No, I think they were afraid. It seems million three million a million each and we're yours

We'll say what you want us to say exclusive how you want me to say it When you want me to say it the inflection you just give me the words Just you can just put your hand up my ass and just operate my mouth Like a puppet that'd be fine for a million dollars. This Spotify was thinking that since podcasts are still relatively in an early stage for trying to like commodify them. They think competitors such as Apple Amazon Google and Tencent I've never heard of them will just will step in and now they have like big big corporations to deal with you know. I mean, Microsoft is kind of the pioneer when they hired us to do overkill.

Yeah, on the Zoom platform. And then there was a long stretch where nobody was paying for podcasts and now, but I don't understand like what, what is he getting 100 million for to only release on Spotify? I think so. It's an only release on Spotify type situation. If I was in his audience, I'd like, I'm like, I'd be annoyed by that. Why? be like, I used to be like, download and listen to you anywhere. But now I got to go to Spotify. I think this is more. I don't have Spotify. I think it's not so much about the podcast. It is about like his video because he does video. Oh, so you can still

listen to the podcast. I believe so free with ads. So they paid a hundred million. They pay more than that, right? 100 million for Joe Rogan. They paid a hundred million just so they get run videos of what people already listening to on anywhere. I think before it goes to YouTube. Says the streaming giant won't likely see a return on its investment. It seems crazy. Who made that deal? Like they have to be fired. Suclusive rights to the Joe Rogan experience. A deal of Kim Kardashian for an original podcast on criminal justice reform. Why?

That'll get a lot of fucking years. And a deal with DC Comics for a slate of original scripted podcasts based on their superheroes. So they spent 200 million on all that, 100 million on the Joe Rogan. You know what? Now that's the only one that I heard That sounds fucking pretty awesome. They're doing radio plays with with DC characters But they're doing sandman. Yeah Oh new stories are there even stuff It says that it drove up Spotify stock initially but despite the volume of original programming, Spotify's

podcast unit won't generate much earnings and downgraded it's stock to underperform. Nobody wants that. So I guess, yeah, it's like you can't, yeah, it appears that it's exclusive that you won't be able to get this Joe Rogan stuff anywhere else. You can still listen to it with ads for free, but it's going to be on Spotify. Ooh. That might, that, that would annoy me, but not if I was your organ. No, I would be like a small price to pay. I'm not going to run off to say, don't listen anymore. Yeah.

Yeah, man, I just wonder what he's, what he was thinking when he got that contract offer, he must have been like, sign that fucking thing in the future. Did they say? Oh my God, I can't even imagine man. It's good. They didn't cut him a check for 100 million, right? Like I'm sure it's over a couple of years or stock up, jumps or whatever.

Damn. Because I know when how it's turned jump to serious, the big number was he got 100 million, but it was in stocks and it was in, and that out of that 100 million, they had to build the studio and stuff like that. It wasn't like he was on your million for you. Right.

It was, he was 100 million, make your show, and keep asserting him out. What does he do, though, Rogan now? What does he do? Does he do, like, does he do fun shit? Or does it just like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, of times you talk. He talks about like manly stuff like MMA shit and shooting elks and that sort of thing, making oak sticks. And there's that many people that like turn it tune in every day. And it's not too much to keep it.

It's like fucking four hours a day or something. Oh, like it's daily, right? Oh, yeah. It's like four days a week, I think. Monday through Thursday or something. But like how do people have enough time to keep up with that? I don't know. It's like Drought like Stern like drive to work and pop it on and yeah, listen to it and put some pieces

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I'm more to it. Alright, let me start. I'm a rocker. I'm a rocker. Spot. I got cat. Alright. Right?

But it plays to like, it plays to, um, black America and plays to Jewish America. Yes, do go on. We're crossing, we're making bridges. We're bringing people together with this fucking gist game. I agree. I think it's a fun game. And if the Jewish guy is totally okay with it, I don't think anyone. Should it should tell him like no, but it also has nothing to do with being Jewish or Orbityl H. Yeah, or being an African American has nothing to do with it. It's just about making offensive rap songs And we're like a wonder if I wonder if I'm a fan of rap so I wonder if old Sunday Jeff would write something like that I don't Sunday Jeff. I mean waltz

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Fanegal the numbers, you think, when he was doing negotiations? Did he say he had more listeners, and maybe they thought he really had? Like we do. I don't think we got to worry. I mean, he's the most popular podcast in the world, right? I believe so, yeah.

I don't think there's anyone. So, I don't think there's anybody otherwise. I've never heard an episode. I think it's incredible that I like it. I mean, I like some of them, some of them pretty good. Yeah, I mean, that's too long for me to listen to any one podcast, I think,

unless it were in Laxia, Talm Street Deep. Christmas special. I'm sure it was a good week. We haven't gone anywhere near the 16 hour mark, though, for, you know, like, he's doing seven hours a week, 16 hours a week. 16 hours a week 16 hours a week Yeah, the closest we came would have been like back when we were doing that more

The last thing I want to talk about we all know that if a male teacher Has an affair with a younger student? Go on he should be penalized in in death or being sexually assaulted in jail, right? Wait, what? I mean, what's the age difference between the teacher and the student? Well, it doesn't matter. She's a student. What matters if she's an 18 versus a fucking four? No, well, yeah, yeah. She's a little bit older. Okay, all right. I thought we were talking all students and all teachers. Right. Okay.

I know what this story is. Right. Where you was said, as I was to see that one of the OG hot for teacher Mary Kay LaTorno died. Do you remember her? No. Do you remember her? She was like the chief started the rash of incidents.

I think like like she opened the door for these. How old was she? She died at 58. Oh, okay, so she was young. She did this in the early 90s though. Yeah, I think she got with her fourth grader and had his child. He was one, a fourth grader.

He was 12, I think she was in sixth grade. Come on, Walter, don't be crazy. He was stayed back though. I think he stayed back though. I think he was, he stayed back a couple years. He was in sixth grade, but he was in back though. He would have I think he stayed back. I think he was stayed back a couple years. So she She was He was

He was whatever the case is he was 12 when they were married Mary she had no no, she had his child when they did get married and she later married him Because she she went to jail for it. She got out of jail. I was supposed to stay away from him went near him again I believe was regailed. Yes, in 1996, police discovered them in a minivan, regailed. I like that. I don't know. In a minivan parked in the suburban Seattle city of Des Moines, Marina. Unbelievable. She originally told officers that the boy was 18, raising suspicions at something sexual was going on. But back at the police station they'd been either had been any touching instead they said she had been babysitting the boy and took him from her home after she and her husband had a fight. Can you imagine being the husband

cut over and over by a 12-year-old? I was like, get him. Less than two months after that incident she became pregnant with the boy's child. In 1997, she pleaded guilty to raping the boy. The daughter was born in 1997. So she's what, 23 now, huh? The daughter. Wow. Through a plea deal, her sentence was reduced to six months, but two weeks after her release,

she was caught having sex with a teen again. And the same teen? Again, same teen. Same teen. By then, she was pregnant with a couple second child. Oh my, my goodness. They made Georgia, and in Georgia was born behind bars. Again, same team. Yeah. By then, she was pregnant with a couple second child. Oh my God. And in Georgia was born behind bars.

They finally were able to marry in 2005 after she was in jail for seven years. Oh my God. They stayed married until she died at 58. So she was still in jail when she died? No, no, no. After seven years, she got out. They got married. They stayed married until she just died from a colon cancer.

Can I say something that's just throwing out there just because it's just for to digest? Should the state have given up at a point, like these two are in love? Probably at the point he's 18, you know, I guess that's the law. Right. I mean, like, I mean, if they're having a family and they're married and they, I know they didn't know they're going to get married, but right. I mean, it's, it's a, it's a story that like, it's not an easy story. It's, I mean, there's a lot of gray in this one, not that, that the beginning, but like, they a family though. Yeah, it is weird, but it brines right if you swap those genders

Then it's not as then you're a little bit like so he got a pregnant when she was 13 and then got out of jail And they fucked again and she was pregnant again when she was 16 immediately Yeah, you would be like get this fucking guy back in prison, but it's different because it's a guy in a girl. I don't you know Because if a teacher tried to fuck me at 13 depending on the teacher, I'd be like this is awesome You can't but that that is what people say is like, you know, that's the wrong attitude to take though You don't know how to stop you gotta stop Thinking that way because it probably would damage you beyond belief. I don't know that either. You don't know that but it's almost like... So I might as well just go with the one that I like.

Would you say you were like you had so you... When you were 12. You dealt with some difficult moments growing up. This could have been like gasoline on the fire. You might have committed suicide if things didn't go right though. Maybe. I guess. I guess sitting here with us, I don't want to think that you don't need that much post-priced sex. How greedy can I get? You can't just fuck your peers. Or I can't.

I think of the story I would have right now. If I was able to sit here and tell you honestly that I had fucked my teacher when I was 12, that would be the exclusive. That's the fucking Spotify money right there. If I'm dropping knowledge like that, that would have been great. We did not have teachers aside from this to all. I don't think it was one teacher that you would be like, oh, I'd fuck her. Yeah. Well, it was a teacher. I thought that like was was too nice to me though. And my senior year that I was like, something weird's going on here. Oh, yeah. It was killer. No, it was. She was very, very old. He's left her

explaining it to me. It took us like her to get it. No, it was, it was an older teacher too, but like just way too, like, oh, I know you're talking about MH. No, no, no. She was very prim and proper when she would blush. My talk tour. MC. Yeah. Okay. I know you're talking about that. Yeah, and I know when I was like, I saw I could make her blush,

that's all I wanted to do was make her blush. And she had a very almost like 50, 60-tattles wife by the way about her. Yeah, you're right. She was sexy in a way. Like in a way that like, Yeah, we're like, you're like, do a process.

Yeah, I'm so idiotic. Yeah, I need some lessons. I'm such a dope teach me. But in that case like we would do that to turn on right now. You would not believe hello, my ass. Yeah, but I, I've ever just been like, then being like, feeling like something's not normal here. Like, it's not the proper, like, especially from her. Yeah, it was weird. Oh, it's too bad you didn't get her, man. That was a fun class that we would always, we would bring in stories about this other town that our friend lived in. That was always like, there always like, denigrating stories.

Like, that was our current event're always like denigrating stories. Like that was our current events we just bring into our screens. This goes back to like some of the very original stuff we talked about like Cindy's fuck truck was about a student that was alleged to have been like having sex with teachers and students in a van. And then there was another girl who somebody claimed, and I don't know why you would consider it to be even remotely true, was saying that like, she fucked the gym teacher this girl, and she was any he made her hold a soccer ball

between her pits. And like, she had been pooped so much. He believed it at the time. But he liked soccer, so someone just said that, and just stuck. Right. He doesn't seem like the kind of guy. No. Yeah, and the other one forget it. But there was a there was a teacher who

Married a student after she graduated really immediately Wow, I know two girls who fuck their teachers in high school really yeah, two different girls. Did you know them well? I didn't know them in high school. I Yeah, two different girls. Did you know them well? I didn't know them in high school. I later, as I met people, you know, through life, they're one of them. Did you have like suspicions? I went to an old boy's school.

Yeah, that also wasn't married. No, no, no. No, when I was like in my late 20s, I met a girl who was like, yeah, I fucked a teacher in high school. And then later in life, I met another person. Do you like ask for all the, Oh, I got them all. I got them all.

All the dirty details? I had them all. I got them all all the the dirty details. I have to be like, what happened? No question would go on in. No, and I will say in both situations, they both separate women who didn't know each other said the same thing. I made it happen. Like I actively worked on getting. So like that sting video, that police video don't stand so close to me, attack your it. Both of them said that. Like I would say, I would like when I went to his class, I would get my tits out, I would stay after I really left the room and like make little comments. I actually get a tits out. I'm not even going to get a tits out.

She was just like lower the... Oh, I think man literally get them out. No, no, no, no, all eventually they did. And then one of them was like willing to leave his wife and move to Hawaii with her. And that's when she turned him down and that ended that. And then the other one just fucked him up. It was nice. Do you ever see that race with her spoon movie election? Yeah. That's exactly what happens.

The teacher is like, I want to leave my wife. I'm going to remember he makes that little pamphlet. Oh, yeah, yeah. Why in shit? Dad, do you think they're lying to themselves that didn't, it wasn't healthy? Do you think that they, or do you think, are they? The feeling I got from them was they were like,

at that point, I was a senior, I was old enough to know right from wrong. I was doing it because I wanted to do it. It is weird that life. They didn't feel like victims in any way. Right, but they, but did it, but do they, maybe they don't even realize though that like it did do something that detrimental to their to their like, I mean, I didn't get that, I didn't get that

feeling from them and they didn't seem to feel that way. Like they seemed like it was fun and a stupid thing that they did when they were young. I think that like as a boy, because we're talking about the boys earlier, if you're like 12, 13, 14, even 15, like boys are not mature at all, I believe that this case seems to be a very oddball case, a 12 year old who eventually marries a lady, but for the most part, I'll bet you it does something to use actually like it. It fucks with your head so that you can't process things. I was a 12 year old. Right, even later on in life though, I think it affects the, I would believe it would

affect your weight. Like you would look at women a certain way Oh, no, I agreed that 12 year old, but I don't I didn't get the Not an 18 year old because it's like so today you can't make any decisions about fucking this guy But if you graduate the next day you can make that decision right It doesn't make a lot of sense, but on but I would say I would make the argument that the teachers should lose their jobs. Yeah, that's... Could they remake like some new hot band remake,

offer teacher make that same video of the van Halemade in this thing age? I don't remember the video. Oh, it's like worms, right? Yeah, like the girl the teacher gets up on the couch. Oh, yes, it's the script. She's got a satcha. Yeah, remember that. I mean, it's so like painfully cringy now when you watch something like that.

But like back in 1984. It was awesome. Nobody, that's what everybody wanted. That's what everybody was rocking out to. Yeah, people can't, I was telling Chuck this the other day, I was like, you can't really truly, if you haven't lived through a decade, you can't truly like express to someone what it was like.

And that's why everybody who's getting mad today has no fucking frame of reference and no context for the way shit was back then. It's like people, it was just judged differently. And like any fucking society, it will evolve. And that's where we're at now where it's evolving where you can't do certain things and you can't see certain things and certain things you have to, you can't overlook anymore because it hurts people's feelings or whatever. But we hadn't reached that point. So you're not fucking more evolved than the people that are going to come fucking 50 years

from you fucking idiots. So it's get off your hole you're then now bullshit. You know? That is the weightiest tell them Steve Dave. I'm hurting quite some time. I mean, it's like that was like, yeah, that was, that was beautiful. Thank you. Tell them Steve Dave.

Yeah, that was, that was beautiful. Thank you. Tell them Steve.