Tell Em Steve-Dave - #450: Silver (alert) Foxes

Episode Date: August 9, 2020

The evils of ‘Kindergarten Cop’, Q “loses’”power, has TESD lost its fastball?

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna tell him Steve Dave. We have industrial size ones right? Yeah, it's gas fed by the city and it's water cooled so it could run for weeks. Yeah, I remember when you showed us the tour, I remember being fucking highly impressed. Like you were set up more than like Saint. We could talk about this as soon as I say hello and welcome to Tom Steve. fucking highly impressed like you are set up more than like St. St. What's up? We could talk about this as soon as I say hello and welcome to Tom Steve.

I got to be somewhere. Come on. Okay. I didn't know if you wanted to talk about it. Of course. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell Him Steve. Dave, I got two guys right here just chomping at the bit to talk about the big storm and Walt's impression of Q's generator.

You said we seem surprised that I had a generator. Yeah, because I have a fear that you're going to fucking run it in accurately and fucking kill everybody in your house because those things are like, fuck, that's right. You can't put in trash. What? You can't put in trash. I had to move my grill out of the way to make room for it. Yeah, we had a what was the name of the hurricane that test room in our area? It was crazy name the tropical storm is a door of some shit like that But cute without power. I am not without power. My neighborhood is without power I I have power because I have a generator

When you say you have a just like you. Yeah, I just did so yeah, I say yes I say yes, it's not yeah, it's not like the generators that most people see it like home depot I mean you're you have like industrial size like it's like you're siphoning off power from the local hospital, right? Yeah, well what I do is Is the orphanage where they make the kids run on wheels and that power is my house some very excited by it and I the only depressing part is when the lights slightly dim. I know it's another child is succumbed to the exhaustion But you know you really do have like have like, fucking the real deal like. Yeah, I have a, I have a mole fucking generator.

No, I mean, it's not the mole generator. It's a residential generator, but it's, it's, yeah. Just one? I think he had multiple ones. No, no, no, okay. Just, just, just a generator. It runs off gas. He's one for a garage, he doesn't use it.

Ha, ha, ha, ha. And I was asking a question, is like a question, the more you run it, are you putting more strain on it? No, I mean, there is obviously basic care you have to do for it. Like, when this is over, I've got to have them come and do an oil change. It's basically an engine. Like a lawnmower?

No, it's like a car engine. Oh, okay. And you have to change the oil and the spark plugs and everything like that But but it's water cooled. It could just run You could just run you said it goes from the gas from the city. It's like it's on our yet It's like on our natural gas line, so that fell will be super high this week, but but you know At least my experience is still running you see alternative, you know nothing and no power Well, my neighbor doesn't have power. so what I'm doing is I'm running, uh,

uh, um, extension cords for my house to her house so she could power. Oh, that's still the end. Well, you know, that's being a good neighbor. She is. She lives alone, you know, she's, she's not as young as she used to be, so there you go. I hugged my generator all to myself. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Hey, man, you're never in Sandy, man.

Fuck, it's, it's fucking all for one and all from what's it called? All for one and none for anyone else. Yeah, you did not lose power though. I hear no. I mean, as luck would have it, one of the few times that I was saved my street did not lose power at all from this, this past storm. Well you pay

your dues when you have to move out. Yeah. I think so. I mean, you know, I was out of helm for quite a bit not as long as some of the people I know, but still it sucked. Man, I was out for two and a half days. Two and a half days. Yeah. But you have a generator. But I do have a generator. But it's not, it's not a mall generator. It's just a regular generator. I feel the gas and yeah, you feel with gas and put some oil in it and then start it up and it's loud as fuck. Yeah. As I said to Walt the other day, I was like, I don't know, like I'm just leaving it on for fans, but it's so loud, like it's gonna disturb other people. Yeah, but what does that mean? Like they have a beautiful little loudness so they don't have to sighing.

Yeah. Kind of the way I felt too. I'm with you on that. But it wouldn't even power the refrigerator. The refrigerator is big, so it draws so much power that I'm like, I gotta get a choice. I can fuck around and have the internet or I can keep resetting this fucking circuit

literally every 10 minutes because it keeps kicking off. I was like, there's just- Was there anything in your fridge that you fucking were desperately trying to save? Uh, just like a frozen head. That's a gay messy. No, not desperately. But it's like we had enough like meat and shit in there that you don't really want it to go bad. You're powered back now or not? Yeah, we got it back yesterday, so nice. Let me ask you something your pay on this all right If you were to put up a fence a new fence three days before the storm and your neighbors branch

Blue like cracked off their weed tree that they should have cut down years ago and Crushed the fence that was just put up a mere three days earlier. Right. What's your tactic? They haven't addressed it? Oh no. Why are you in an opportunity?

But has not addressed it. I feel like I'd probably just have to confront the situation and be like, what are we gonna do about the fence thing? You know, like, if you gotta do homeowners insurance or something, you shouldn't have to pay for it. Just how much is broken? It's like, you know how like they build them now, they put the posts in the panels in,

a panel in the two posts, our bent. Dude, we should get into the fulking fence business, man, it is fucking lucrative as hell. I could have could oh my god I put a fence around my house to keep my dogs and Holy shit. It was like it was Shocking how much a fence it should be as much as it is you're like what the f**k you guys? It's just vinyl Yeah, it's not as if it's a if it's a like you need of like a

Degree in f**king fencing Hmm based on the guys and installed my fence, definitely not. Yeah, I don't understand. Well, I mean, everything's so expensive. But I would think then, rather, whether you put that fence up three days ago or three years ago, it was his treat, I fucking damaged it.

Yeah. No, if I'm looking at your house, this is the person on the right. No, behind. Behind you. Yeah, behind. Oh, oh the right. No, behind. Behind you. Yeah, behind. Oh, oh, okay. Yeah, that house.

Okay, all right. I'm talking about the fucking bastard. That's not surprising. Yeah. Right. Do you feel a little bit like Paul and Teeth? I feel like it's not even worth getting into. Really?

Because they had the opportunity. We saw each other. They know that their branch was on my fence. So it's like, let me see how this goes. Let me see if they say anything. Cause if it was me, I know what I would do. I would go ring the doorbell and be like, hey, my branch crushed your fence.

Just lemme know how much it is, and I'll take care of it. I wanted to give them the opportunity to do that. They did not do that. So now I'm like, well, what do I do? Do I go down there and demand satisfaction? Or do I just fucking... Well, if it's that small of a section,

homeowners and charges isn't gonna like, they deductible what it makes sense. They should just whatever, it's probably a true man, let's say, 2000 out much for just that little section. I think so because you gotta pay the guys for the day. Right, yeah, sure. So then maybe homeowners is worth it.

We gotta assume in small claims court. But I can't get involved in any of that. That's yeah, sure. So then maybe homeowners is worth it. We got to assume in small claims court. But I can't get involved in any of that. That's the, I can't get involved in any of that. So I'm just deep in this fucking fence and it's grinding away in my guttle. But I don't think it would hurt. Maybe if you want to confront them directly, send a letter. Yeah.

Yeah, why not? See where he takes it from there? I mean, that would suck. But. I really guess I'm really disappointed in the fucking trees in this area. They're fucking weak Malnourish I there's there it's disgusting. They're useless The number of trees that came down around here the other I wasn't even that bad. We got fuck a pussy trees Yeah, it was a little bit windy at some points, but when I came here yesterday, they do a pod with chuck. And it's like five different ways I had to go

because it's like tree down here, tree down there. I was this close to buying a chainsaw because it was the trees were there for two days. And I was like, would they be mad at me if I just cut this apart and moved it out of the road? No, they wouldn't. Yeah, they wouldn't. Yeah, they wouldn't.

Look, I know we need to write, we need trees. Yeah, you need trees. But fuck me. I'm like ready to be like, let's just cut them all down and get rid of them so we don't have this. Well, at least cut them away from the power lines. Yeah, let's start with that. There's so many trees like all like hanging over the power lines in the second it snaps boom My that when I was in the fight upon the the worst days to work Like you could tell me I'm gonna work tonight and you're gonna be in three fires tonight

And I'd be like that is fucking awesome night like that like Monday with the storm You're like I I don't know what I gotta do to get out of this job It's it is 24 hours of Because all it is, it is 24 hours of trees down and pumping out basements and the car accident. Car accident, I like dealing with two, but it was just trees down and it's just, mmm, mmm, mmm. Oh, it's your job to chop, chop, chop apart. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, I would think that would be like a slow, like that be okay though, because you know, you get a car accident, you may have to see some carnage, a fire, you may have to see a carnage or see someone's life devastated. But if you just gotta slice up some trees, they from other fuckers deserve it. They're falling all down all over the place. Well, who do you think starts the fires? The trees? No, the people who's fucking shits burning up.

So they're no better than the trees. The people who start the, like, yeah, people with like this guy would be overloaded fucking outlets and shit like that. So they were they know better than the trees Why the people who start like The overloaded fucking out like Oh, yeah, I thought you're talking about some collier mansion shit them too or or some Went to some insurance fraud. Yeah, we've run into that as well, but but I love it fire I'll take you the day the of the week. Trees down, it's miserable. Often still raining. Do you think you'd be a fire inspector by now? No, I never would have been a fire.

Are you an investigator? No, no, no. No, I wouldn't even go on to lieutenant. I would stay to fireman my entire career. Really, you wouldn't want to investigate that shit? No. You could be like the Colombo of fireman. You got to leave your house.

That's a good thing. You could be a professional rat. When you take, when you take promotion, you'll leave your house. So even if I get you to take you take promotion you leave your house So even if I get you take all you don't want you would you're telling me you would you would not want to leave the house So barely the firehouse that you wouldn't take a promotion where like with fucking big time. Yeah Credential I never would have a big payday never really how is the fire? In fact, they're looked upon by the gut by the right But just look to they're fine.

I mean, you get it. You get why people leave. You get why people take the test. They have, you know, they have families. They need people, you know, you want to make more money. I just, for me, it was always about the house and stuff. I stuff like that. And even when you, when you're a fireman,

you're a fireman, it's the fucking best. But even when you become a lieutenant, you're the boss. You're not, you know, you can still joke around and shit like that. But again, not really one of the guys. You are the way. You're not. You're one of the saw joke around and shit like that but I'm sure not really one of the guys you all the way and not you're one of the bosses Yeah, and and the cool boss is how I feel here, right? You know, I see him, you know, get him a mic or fucking cracking jokes, you know, and as soon as I walk in and they fucking hushed the fucking

Start working with the head stuff. The giggles and everything. I was about to say. Hey, yeah, I was about to say I was about to say that the good the good bosses Yes Still feel like firemen Because but like you could bust like I had lieutenant said I'd be a little rip on and like and cool But the thing is like that's a contract because you have to be the person who's not Being have to constantly tell him what to do and show you have to to be cool for the bosses, for them to be that guy. Yeah. And, and I was always really good at that.

Is there a line now that you like, there's a line like an invisible line where you don't cross that because he's the fucking boss. Yes. Right. Yeah. I guess everybody has that though. Yeah. Yeah. And it's even levels because above lieutenant and the firehouse is captain. So he even gets more, more than that. But, but I would never want to leave my house to go be lieutenant probably. in a firehouse as a captain. So he even gets more, more than that.

But I would never wanna leave my house to go be a lieutenant for a living. I could get leave your house. Well, I left to leave the job. Yeah, right. But if I was on the job, I would never left the house. I loved it too much.

But I would hate to do it, like, let's say, I'm the lieutenant now. And I'm not like really one of the guys. And it's like, if somebody gets to raucous, they're like, I banged your wife or like really one of the guys. And it's like if somebody gets to rock us, they're like, I banged your wife or like that kind of, like what would make a lieutenant say like, all right, enough's enough guys. Oh, jokes about like you're banging the inspectors' wife

or the lieutenant's wife. Well, the lieutenant's, you're now kind of boss sort of. It's kind of guy, really. But because he has the thing, the reason they move you out of the house when you get promoted It is so you don't have that relation so so you are They purposely break up. Oh got you so you can't be a lieutenant in your house Not for 10 years. I think we're five years. I'm like that. I forget that right because you everybody's your friend

And I'm just gonna be difficult But but I've had lieutenants in my house that are close friends and where when I was working there I've seen the disdain for the fire inspector around here. I wouldn't be the fire inspector He fucking walks in. I'm just like oh my god You just want to fucking just walk out the back door because you know he's gonna go downstairs and find some fucking shit like Oh, we did that too. Yeah, this is too pile too high on a shelf down here. Yeah, that's us. It's an inch over fucking code. In New York City. Are you crazy that they talk to you as if you're like,

like you've got like you're a total idiot. Like gasoline rags fucking all over the place down here. Right. You got a fucking action figure that's above on a top shelf that nothing can be on a top shelf. Get it out. Yeah. We did the lean inspection.

I thought you meant like our son inspector. You mean like a man? Well, I meant that too. Yeah, he meant though when to we did the inspection. I thought you met like our sin inspector You mean like I met that yeah, he met though when when the when the guy comes in here I know right and he's like I know how this fire started Yeah, that those guys are cool. Those are like fire cops like you like that inspections We did which we hated would people accept that show today fire cops. I think so. Yeah, they don't like cops Those they may keep cops out of the name. I don't know. I'm sure I don't think they can't some blue blood anytime soon Yeah, I think they. Yeah, they don't like cops though, so they may keep cops out of the name. Yeah, I don't know, I'm sure. I don't think they can't some blue bloods any time soon. No? No.

I think they did already. Blue bloods, some cellics. It's like they're big hit. And I think you walked away from it. Really? Yeah, I think it's done. Tom Selleck, yeah. No fucking way.

No way. That was Magnepi. You think he's turning on cops? Please, fuck it, 75 now, though. But he's gets time to fuck it, walk away while you still can, isn't it? You still enjoy the rest of your life? No, it says it's still on. I would be sure.

It's a massive hit, Blue Bloods. It's an American police procedural. I was thinking about, since Joker's is down, how about shooting something like cops 2020? Yeah. And then we show all like how ineffective and impudent they are. I don't want to do that.

I thought you'd be all in some sort of bitch. We might be shooting Joker's again soon. Oh, yeah, we figured out, we figured out ways. Huh, like, yeah, we figured out ways. I think it would be better because no one could see your faces. No, we're not doing masks It's it's all about distance and and Like like it's for instance. I wrote a bit. I can't I can't wait to do it where somebody's

Like we hire someone to come in and and like work on something like down like near next week pool And then we come out on a balcony. And so it's like, we're figuring out ways to, because we want to get 10 episodes in this year. But we won't shoot it unless we're sure everybody's safe. So we're working on that now. Imagine Joe's in-consolable. I mean, I don't see the nose coming back anytime soon.

No, no, no. I'm... Maybe 40% this part of me, No, I I'm Maybe 40% this part of me that's like we're not gonna be able to film because we're not gonna do it unless it's completely safe So right we'll see but more dinner party, which is fucking great because I shoot down my basement people seem to like it, too Yeah, it did really well really well So there you go, but we're continues boys

Everybody's got their electric back Yeah, that's all good It did really well. So there you go. The work continues, boys. Everybody's got their electric back. Yeah. It's all good. It's kind of, it's kind of sucky though, for us to fucking bitch a moan. Did you see that fucking explosion in? Oh, I'm being rude.

Oh my gosh. Not only did I see the explosion, but I saw like probably 10 different camera angles. Did you see the one with the two ladies next to those big glass doors? No. It fucking blows this lady right across the wall. Oh my God.

No, no, no. It's the second explosion is the one that we like. Oh, it's a shockwave. It looks like a shockwave comes. Do you think that there's a possibility of that happening in America? I believe there's some fucking people who are fucking drop the ball daily and are doing shit on that level here too. Yeah, I think so.

And it's fucking scary, man. Yeah. Oh, you mean just their, uh, people who don't know what they're doing. Yeah. Just the way they don't pay attention, you mean? I mean, it was stored there for 10 years and nobody even thought to be like, what is this shit? And I think I read by a comparison

Oklahoma City was 2.5 tons and this was like 2700 tons So that's why I mean is leveled all that shit. It's gonna ruin this country It's a root Because well, I don't know that. I don't even know. I barely saw any coverage of it though on the news. So these are two ladies looking at the window. Oh, they'll get back to it right here. Oh my god. These pulleys. Oh, it's like a movie. It looks like a fucking movie, doesn't it? It's, she survived? I don't know.

You could survive that. I think so. Not glasses, the glass is red. The glasses, what's gonna do? Yeah, you're right. But it's like hypnotic almost. Like you watch it and you're just like, you know it's coming and then when it comes

and you see that mushroom cloud and you see just that like, it looks like if you could see air. Like it's just that rolling wave. Like when you see heat waves in the summer or something. That second blast, man, is what I haven't kept up with the news. You know me and the news, but when I saw that second blast, I was like that second blast definitely killed firefighters and cops by the dozens.

The first blast brings them. And the second blast definitely killed five fighters on cops by the dozens. This is the first blast brings them and a second blast wipes them out. And who would have dreamed? Like, I can't say that I wouldn't sit there with my phone out. Being like, world star. But again, I can't say that I wouldn't be like, oh well, let me record this cloud

in the next thing you know. But you would have no knowledge that there was fucking 120 tons. That's what I mean. I'd be one of those people recording. It's explosives. And then fuck it. Yeah, it's just crazy though, too, online though.

All the people be like, this is not a nuke. This is not a nuke. This is not a nuke. And I'm like, holy shit, this is probably... It was a nuke. Because they're so fucking adamant that it's not a nuke. Yeah. I'm like, I guess you'll find out though there's any radiation, no?

I don't know, they seem to have the answer for what it was, right? It was so quick though they had the answer though, which is really strange. Yeah, like somebody fucked up. It should they left there for 10 years. It's like, because that's something like, you don't want to admit to that either. But it's better than this. I saw this thing that said a missile, like somebody was like, here's a here's a shot of a missile coming down and hitting it after the second explosion. But you don't know if somebody did that digitally

or. But how much space does 120 tons of something take up? Now, there was 2700 tons. So Oh, okay. Even that though, how much space does that take up in your whatever it was? Your warehouse or whatever. Yeah, I think the thing was like it was, came in on some cargo ship long time ago. The guy who was supposed to receive it never picked it up. The guy who was bringing it went bankrupt, so he took off. I think he left the whole ship there. So then they, can you imagine living this life

where you're just like, oh, I'm just gonna leave my ship. So they unload it and they're storing it in this warehouse or wherever. And then nobody just, nobody claims it. So it was just sitting there, becoming more and more unstable over the years. I mean, again, these are all things that are like, I don't, I don't believe much of this

because they said that there was an inspection and that the inspectors were like if this doesn't get rectified this will blow up the entire city. Just like two weeks ago And of course it happened though. Then it goes off, but I usually You would think it what's behind it then why are they trying to like if they blew it up on purpose? Why do we want purpose, why? Why? Why? Why would you do it on purpose?

Did somebody, I did another nation, you know, settle off a nuke or something. You think another nation did it? But that would be the purpose though, I mean, there's, and also why, yeah, I mean, why would Lebanon not be like, hey, somebody nuke does. Yeah, I know, but I'm just saying, when I first saw all the noise about that it wasn't a nuke,

I was like, that's the fucking lot of chatter about that it wasn't a nuke. I wonder if there's a chance it wasn't a nuke. Yeah, sure look like one. Yeah. What do you know where we are with Lebanon politically? Like I know we've had our ups and downs. I think all of them, the world hates us at this point, right? You and I, I mean, we're the most self-loathing nation on earth, right? I mean, who hates America more than a lot of other Americans? I don't know. Everybody I talk to in my own life really likes America. I mean, I challenge you to find a fucking better place. I know it sucks in terms of COVID and the racism

shit and all that, but like show me where you're gonna go. That it's like this is Shangri-La versus America. I'm not even crazy about America. Yeah, it's the best dude. This place is awesome. Fucking right now, Patent is smiling down, listening to this fucking podcast. I'll never turn on the United States. You know that. You know that, that's not my style, bro. Never. Not this guy. Yeah, we got problems.

And we got, and they got to be handled. And we will. And we will. And that's it. We will handle it. There's always been problems. That's not gonna fucking change. So as recently as two hours ago,

the Lebanese president isn't ruling out a missile strike as the call cause of a Beirut blast. Oh my God. Why would anybody fucking... Unless somebody knew that shit was there. I mean, that's a lot of civilians getting destroyed. I mean, I know where the country that fucking... I know they're always at the fucking least neighborhoods, but... I know they're always at war with their neighbors, but

well that's the thing I heard like I don't know and I don't know the exact details of this, but I heard like the city is like to war with the people over here and there's water here and they're like war with the people over here. And so it's like this one area at some border where they might be able to get go, but half the people in that city are refugees too. It's just it's like this one area at some border where they might be able to get go, but half the people in that city are refugees too. It's just insane, man. And how do you rebuild in a country, you know, like that? It's just impossible. 250,000 homeless. I have to.

Oh, my God. But I mean, it's really, the death toll is quite low. That can't be accurate. 135? That's a ridiculous low number. That was yesterday, I don't think it's more. So it's 5,000 wounded. It's got to be way more than that.

I mean, you saw how far away that lady was with next to those glass doors. And that threw her across a room like she was a fucking. Correct. What's weird is the woman outside the store seems engendered. She's going to be doing better. Relatively affected by it.

Yeah. It'd be funny if that first woman, like was trying to get back in and the woman at the door was like, no, no. And then she got blown across the room. I wonder what Lebanon's COVID situation is like. Oh, God. It's taking a back seat to a-

Definitely not. But I feel like as COVID taken a backseat here too, are people just tired of talking about it? Because like right now I go on to the New York poster and I'll tell you what the top stories are. They are, well, as soon as you're in it. Okay. So Harvey Weinstein got hit with another sexual assault suit. An ex-staffer is charged in the overdose of an angel's picture. Yeah. And, I mean, I I admittedly that's interesting. Uh, George Clooney could have had a trist with,

which is, is Lane Maxwell. Here's a COVID-1 rape suspect freed from gel over COVID-19, fears kills accuser. Oh my God, are you kidding me? Yeah, so he was a rape suspect, he got out and then he killed the lady. When did this happen? This just happened in New York City. No, no, this was in Virginia, but thank God they're fucking sending fucking ampeki to fucking jail for her.

I'm back. He still needs to go to jail, but this guy should not have been let out. He was though. I know, but I mean well how fucking stupid is it? It's like we got to let all these these prisoners out because of COVID now let's talk about sending all the kids to school. He was released on a $25,000 bond with a condition that he only leave as Maryland residents to meet with lawyers not to kill the potential witness. And you know all the people that make those decisions are untouchable. You can't sue them. Not that like a lawsuit would do anything for that, for that lady or her family, but like they can't be punished.

They were like, there's nothing that could be done to them for that making that decision though. That's crazy. I mean, that's kind of what we're dealing with in New York City right now. They let so many people out and the gun violence is shooting through the roof and yeah, nice pun. It's crazy right now. Um, do you miss, do you miss the Aunt Becky news, though? Well, I mean, it's much more simple like or yeah, news like about like say regional super hero, bagel shrimp. Remember when the nation was taken with him? Murder hornets? Right before this started all this shit.

We only cared about murder hornets. I imagine a lot of people do miss what was going on a little over a year ago as opposed to what's been going on for since January. At what point do people just become totally disheartened? Like if this tropical storm was like a San Diezk hurricane. Oh my God. Which is entirely possible where we live.

I think at a certain point if it goes on long enough, it just becomes normal and you don't even, you start to just, this is what we gotta do as humans. Yeah, that's what we do, we adapt, man. Yeah. Or fucking God's greatest creation. We're kings. We're gods ourselves, right?

We're born of the stars. Don't we have some weird element that's only found in outer space? Oh, yes, we're like soul. I'm not a soul. I was trying to explain the concept of a soul to see. It's not easy. No, it is. Well, we're one,'re watching your astral ghost.

Yeah, she's like, okay, I'm gonna wait that so far. I'm gonna go on. It's your astral ghost that looks like you and when you, it looks like you, when you perish. So if you don't have feet, you just kinda have like a witty feet.

Yeah. And when your time is done here, then God brings your astral ghost to heaven. All right. Oh, I should have fucking called you because she's watching Chuckie and, you know, the child's play movie. We've been watching haunted doll movies and she, the guy is talking about possessing her soul and she's like, what does that mean?

Possessing soul. And I'm like, well, your soul is, I was like, it's inside you, you can't really see it, but it kind of makes you who you are. It has a weight too, they've actually been able to weigh. Yeah, like a gram, there's a movie about that, right? No, it wasn't a movie, it was real life. No, no, I mean, there was a movie about it as well.

Oh, ghost, you should show our ghost too. Yeah, I'm like, here you go, you can make pottery. Yeah. It happens when a gay ghost positions your soul is doing pottery and shit. I mean, that's that's that's that's the most dramatic fucking manliest ghost of all time. He's creeping up behind her. Yeah, well, I mean, if he was living, but if he was sleep creepin, that'd be one thing, but regular creepin is like, if she enjoyed it, I don't know. If you guys had

Casper, I'd agree you have a fucking not suasy. But I mean, if you're suasy, then you can go anywhere and nobody can see you. You've already seen your wife naked a billion times. What? Why was he trying to solve his own murder? He is. Well, I don't know. I'm not the ghost fucking authority like you two.

Tell me more. It was a great movie. He was trying to do a- I was one of the Zucker brothers, man. He was trying to solve his own murder. Yeah. Well, he wasn't trying to solve it. He knew it killed him. Oh he knew he was trying to help tell you what.

He was trying to get the living to figure out who really did it. Didn't he? No he didn't know. Wasn't he jumped in the alley and it turned out that they were acting for that Tony Goldman motherfucker. Do you have a good memory? Go, bro. Come on man, come on.

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You can keep your mask on. That's true. That's true. I'm not ashamed because if they saw it, I'd be like, yeah, it's from my podcast. I'm trying to know. I sure it is. I mean, I gotta go.

My boner just close. Yeah. Huh. That was just about to be. Yeah, I would, I would not be so like, you don't need it. No. Why would you take a chance, though, of like, fucking around with like, you could stockpile it for when he does. Yeah, but with like, your bloodstream. 10 years of the blow up. Oh, why you think it's? I don't know. That's to me. I haven't taken any medicine in the last 15 years. I'm not about to fucking take a chance on a fucking whim

that I'm gonna like, oh, make sure I just blew chew. Got you. All right, that would be what, living? I wouldn't be here. I wouldn't be here. But if there would be no point in taking a chance like and putting a chemical far in chemical, my body. If you're, if your, if your boners are on, on point, then you really don't.

Well, my boners are on point, but I've taken, yeah, like I've had my aggro in the past that I've been like, whoa, this is a fun experience. You also bounce back faster, Walt. Okay. Well, there, there you go. That's that's the only incentive though, back. Round two. Yeah, because right now the bounce back is usually about like a week. The bounce back.

Yeah, I mean, speaking of who you're going to bounce in back and fastball. So you think TSD has lost any of its fastball? I think TSD goes through phases where it loses its fastball and then it takes itself seriously in trains and comes back. I've been looking online. I've been like lack of seemingly interest comments and just a lack of like engagement. I'm wondering like if the fastball is gone and I were only throwing fucking junk. I saw people like the last week's episode. I saw many comments that it was like a return to form. It was like, because probably because we're breaking cues ball so much. Well, being in the same room helps, I think, too. Yeah, I agree with that.

Yeah. I don't know. You know, I think we've been going so long that there are probably people who have checked out for two, three years in makeup. You know, it just I think we've been going so long that there are probably people who've checked out for two, three years in makeup. You know, it just, I don't think we've lost the festival, man. No, okay. All right, I just goes a little concern. I mean, we had an episode out for a week, I only saw like 10 comments on it.

So I was like, oh, that's true. I also don't really go on Twitter that much anymore. So, there's a lot of Twitter. On Twitter is even less, I felt like over the last one. So yeah, so it's just like, I was just, I mean, it's understandable. It's right now there's a lot going on. Right. And plus, I mean, like we're not fucking

spring chickens anymore. Yeah, we were when we started. Yeah, 400 episodes in. People might be like, I don't want to hear these guys slide until the age, but to me, that's when I'd be like, this is getting interesting. These guys are starting to break down. Is that interesting?

And what other form of entertainment is that ever? No, no, which is why you come to Tom Steve Dave. Or is that engaging or anybody's interested in that? Well, I got news for both. I this, this plays right into what we're talking about. Oh, this is an article I read. Silver foxes are all the rage. Yeah.

Yep. Babes half his age are all over him. That's a daddy thing. I mean, that guy is also in fucking pretty goddamn good shit. Why are you just gonna read an article about that? Why did I do that? I didn't need to. I just stumbled across it. You need to read an article about that? Why did I need to? I didn't need to. I was like, I stumbled across it.

You're an article? Yeah. Yeah, it's saying here, celebrity such as Gold Bloom, George Clooney, and Pierce Brosnan has all been praised for their daddy-like qualities by fans online and as the trend continues to take off regular guys are reaping the benefits. So.

You enjoy playing that, right? Do you like doing the daddy role. It depends. I think you fall right now. Daddy in terms of like I need to take care of every single fucking thing for you. Well you've done it for many many years. Right I like it. I did it but I didn't like it. Really I thought you like playing daddy that kind of daddy to sage. What's up? I thought you liked that nurturing aspect of things. It's like you were, you enjoyed it because you just let it seemed like you found it all the time.

No, I mean, I was on pills for a long time. I thought at first, that nurturing, that last nurturing was like watering a plant for 10 years that was dead, and it just never came to life. You know, it's just that's dead and it just never came to life. It's just that's the way it was gonna be. No, maybe at that time, like you have that complex where you're like, oh, I could save this person.

I can, if I love this person enough, or I let them see that they're valuable, it never works. I never works. I didn't mean save. I meant just take care. Mm-hmm. I didn't like that either.

If people want to go to a job, that's okay by me. You know? I never said you can't work. You know? But yeah, a lot of girls are that way. And they like calling you daddy. They like, um. Yeah, I've never experienced that except,

I mean, except for my real daughter's calling me daddy. Mm-hmm. Yeah, it's not the same. No Well, no Let's see this guy uses silver Fox hashtag on all the social. He's investing in bought beard bombs and oils. He's doing more at the gym That's that's the same with guys. I'm sure the guy that you showed me is a really fit, good looking guy. Yeah, he's doesn't really matter what age he is. Well, he's a body double four, who is he a body double four? I saw it before. I could show you a hundred fucking dudes with silver hair that these same women would be

like, get the fuck out of here. Right, yeah. You work with one. He's a body double for Adam Levine, I believe so so the other guy has a totally different Experience I guess than most people. I don't know if I'm ever gonna go silver dude You want to know it? I'm never I'm gonna go like fucking Bob Barker out Yeah, it starts looking very weird after a while. I'll give a fuck You're gonna be like that fucking Elvis dude and Port Mama

Remember I don't care how bizarre it looks. I am not going silver. I just don't like it. You're nothing if not steadfast in your it's it's surprising that You ever took the jump to dye your hair. It just happened so early Yeah, then and I just couldn't I didn't like it at all. So I was like, how are all these early? 30s. Oh yeah.

Well, you could like... I had deficiency. Get out of here. Yeah. For hair color? No, melon. Melatonin? What's the stuff that goes in your hair?

Carrotin? Yeah, that's it. Oh, shit. Just like you're f***ing shit. Just like a can't-see-sting glaze. Yeah, I don't think I'll ever not like just let it go, Gray. Now, like my hair's mostly gray, but Q. Mostly? Yeah, all gray, right?

Yeah, I think it's fine. You got to see your back is still has a little dark with the... Yeah, that's it. I've been trying to color it in a little bit. I think I would look bizarre at this point, if I color it in real quick. Because if you went to the old color, which was not dark, it was blonde.

Yeah, yeah, that blonde just looked anyway. A blonde adult is unusual. And especially it's like, yeah. Like, if you think about how many like adult men do you know with like actual blonde hair, it's not that many. Yeah. I'm trying to think now. You might be right.

I'd beg Lee Jr. But did he go away? The big Lee Jr. I can do it like Edgar winter, I call fucking white and shit. But then I have to match the beard. But why would you bring up that article that what did you want to talk about it? Oh, I just happened to see it. But when you're talking about the the the fastball, yeah. It's just a hope. I got to look for hope anywhere. I don't think people are are listening to us because how we look. That's good. I never did. I don't think but I meant the fastball in general though is like I wonder about it. You don't think anyone ever listen

just because they had a crush on Q. I think they've had crushes on both of you guys. listen just because they had a crush on cue. I think they've had crushers on both of you guys. And you too, I know for a fact, you've had a couple crushes. Look, we're silver foxes. It's going to fucking have. Yeah. Yeah. It's just the way it goes for guys like us. I died. I died. I died my hair at the start of the pandemic, just to I've never done it before. My beard and my hair and it was shocking how

Many years it took off I was like You're not going back to it. No, I just I can't keep it up. I like I don't mind the gray hair Little swab I action yeah, maybe I'll do one more time for you Yeah, maybe I'll do it one more time for you Well for me. Well, that don't about it Yeah, because it's just like I've been growing gray on you could watch it happen so to see it then just stop I just I don't know I don't know took you all gray doesn't do it for you um I don't I don't think you know there's certain guys I can pull it off

I mean he's legitimately going to be a fox, whether it's... Whether it's a round fox, a silver fox or a red fox. He's... He's gonna be a fox, no matter what color he is. So it really doesn't matter. I don't know. Yeah, I like this. Foxy.

I'll take it. Like the lettuce. Yeah. All right. It might be young at heart, too. You're always like capering about I like capers. Mm-hmm. Yeah. That's a problem. You know, like joking around um, shenanigans and hijinks. Well angry with the fuck does that mean? Fucking on my boy cute with the nice dark locks. I'd never heard that before. Yeah. Bring her in.

Uh, so Walt, I know that you're, I'm more of a guy who, if people complain, I don't really care. If it's one or two dissenting voices, I'm like, I, I give way to the majority. If one or two people don't like it, I don't really care if it's one or two dissenting voices. I'm like I give way to the majority If one or two people don't like it, I don't give a fuck. You know, not everything is for everyone You do kind of feel that way a little bit more. You try to place everybody all the time It's not a matter what aspect of my life. I'm a I'm a pleaser Well some aspects like socially. Why am I not a pleaser? I think socially probably Well, I mean, I socially. Why, why am I not a pleaser? I think socially probably.

Well, I mean, I just don't, I'm not there. So how come I be displeasing anybody? Moving you're not there. If I'm not there. Well, I mean, like at work say, people coming to like fans come in, are you, I try. Mm-hmm, I try.

That doesn't mean they're not disappointed though. But anyway, this, this story came out, and I know you love Arnold too, so this could hit home. Have you heard of it? Yeah. I do love Arnold. Kind of garden cop. I know he's had some.

He's falling on some hard times with some of his actions and some of his deeds. None of us are perfect. But you like, do you ever think you're Arnold? And she's the maid look Let's let's just call it what it is. She's not wasn't attractive. She was a to him. I guess maybe why though You just want to be like dude. Why and not because like oh Maria Schreiber is so hot. She's obviously hotter than the maid But you know, that's not what it is about a lot of times, but someone's so Beneath him physically, you know?

Because then it's not about it's obviously about the situation. I guess who knows what turns that guy who's fucking knows It guys been one of those famous guys on the planet for most of his life the sex that guy has had He's like I want just want to prove I can fuck any fucking knows anymore with that guy We get that guys fucking rock hard without Bluetooth. You know? Is it harder to be that famous because like everything comes, like eventually things are just like, oh, home, whatever.

I'm not just gonna jump to gun and say that Arnold fucking had like crazy sex. Really? Maybe that's why he fucking had it with the maid because he wasn't getting any crazy sex. Oh, I'm pretty sure he had a lot of crazy I'm gonna say there's no There's no you know, maybe he

Maybe he had issues or maybe he You know Didn't forget to fill those oats or what was it called raise those oats so so those oats And so maybe you know, he saw this the last opportunity last opportunity with the maid was like I'm gonna go for it I will I'll just stick with my theory That the guys had a lot of sex and it's like maybe but maybe not crazy though I mean bitches all missionary for Arnold Why get out of here?

No It makes no sense why he would fucking bang the maid. I mean, I would think it would be on top. Like the girl would be on top. Arnold, that bulk. And he's fucking got fucking Arnold Schwarzenegger. Or you can hold himself up fucking for a week. Then who wants to do that, though?

That way he's all the way because he likes to work out, you're saying. So he's like getting a little work out. He's getting a little pump in. He's also like he's also showing off a little bit. Oh yeah. He's like you can't feel. Yeah you can't feel an ounce of me on you except where it counts. Could they get divorced? They did right. Well you don't know what was going on like maybe she wasn't into having sex anymore and he was like man I gotta do something. She was a cuck queen. She was cucked. Yeah but she's like fuck the maid. You just don't know maybe Maria was like, man, I gotta do something. She was a cuck queen. She was cucked. Yeah, but she's like, fuck the maid. You just don't know.

Maybe Maria was like, look man, I'm sorry. I've had enough of you bringing the hammer down on me. No, I'm tired of doing push ups on me. But they, recently a showing of kindergarten cop They recently, a showing of kindergarten cop was canceled while due to the current political climate, right? Well, I mean, I'm not surprised by that. Why? What happens in it that you would be like, okay, I see.

You kind of make the, you kind of painting a picture of that a cop would act this way though in a kindergarten. It's a comedy movie. But it's a comedy. It's an obvious slapstick comedy. It's not a documentary. Right.

Well, you wanna hear the ladies reasoning, we'll see if you agree. Okay. Hold on, hold on. I wanna get into an open mind. Okay, now this happened in Portland. The movie was made in a story. Well, it's also in Portland, no, too though.

You know, I mean, if it's going to be banned anywhere, it's gonna be Portland. It's gonna be banned in Portland. Right. Well, it was set up for its importance in Oregon filmmaking history, it's celebrating. It's 30th anniversary. How was it?

It was a shot in Portland, I guess. Portland, a story, wherever that is. I guess it's close to Portland, but they're going to show it in Portland. Backlash grew in recent days after Portland author Lois Levine, whoever the fuck that is, criticized the movie on Twitter. What's so funny about school to prison pipeline? Kindergarten, cop out. There's nothing fun in cops traumatizing kids. National reckoning on over-policing is a weird time to revive kindergarten cop,

IRL. We are trying to end the school to prison pipeline again. She tweeted, there's nothing entertaining about the presence of police in schools which feeds the school to prison pipeline in which many African- Latinx and must mean Latino and other kids of color are criminalized rather than educated. Five and six year olds are handcuffed and hauled off to jail routinely in this country and criminalizing of children increases dramatically when cops are assigned to work in schools. Now, a couple problems with this. What? Well, one, five and six year olds are not routinely jailed in this country. There may be examples of one or two movie two five and six year olds. I would say I don't know if that's

an appropriate movie four five or six year old no matter what's going on. No, but no this lady is saying that in real life five and six year old children are routinely dragged off to jail. Are they not? I don't believe so. I think we'd see a lot more stories about it. And when there is is when a kid does get in trouble in school, like the bigger issue is just like the way she starts that there's nothing entertaining. It's just like, well, don't make that decision for me. Right.

Because I got to be honest with you. I was pretty entertained by kindergarten cops. So like anytime somebody starts, like there's nothing funny about it. And I'm just like, well, right away, I have to dismiss everything you're about to say because you've dismissed everybody's opinion aside from yourself.

So when you started to say this by saying, there's nothing funny, you're making decisions for everybody. You're like, let's do this. Yeah. Like there's nothing entertaining when it's just like, well, no, it's a pretty entertaining movie on my end. So it's like, when you start a sentence like that,

I'm already like, I already know who this is and what they're dealing and what their deal is. So here's the sentence that like, if you heard this, I think you would, I think it even would solidify your position even more. So she's talking to the Will Met week. I guess it's some kind of local newspaper or something. It's true kindergarten cop is only a movie, so our birth of a nation-gun with the wind. But we recognize films like that are not good family fun. These are there are relics of how pop culture feeds racist assumptions because despite what the movie shows and reality, schools don't transform cops. Cops transform schools in an extremely detrimental way.

I mean, I know a cop who was a special needs school teacher. You then, I'm gonna say special needs cop, and I was like, get the fuck outta here. Yeah. I'm talking about entertaining. Yeah. No, that's gonna say. That I'd watch.

Yeah, I was like, what does he do then? How does he patrol? When somebody compares kindergarten cop to birth of a nation, how the fuck is this? So I was supposed to take this person seriously. You're just like, what? Come on, man. The person I feel sorry for is Arnold Del,

because I'm sure when he got, he saw this come across the wire. He was probably like, oh, fuck, there goes kindergarten cop too. No, because he's got a cop too, he's out. They made it, but he wasn't in the place. Dawes, Lundgren and Bill Bellamy, all right? Oh, they fucking did that to kindergarten,

they did that to the franchise. Yeah. The franchise. Oh my God, that's a bigger crime than fucking showing it in 2020, making a fucking kindergarten cop too without Arnold. The weird thing is though, it's like none of the kids know he's a cop. It's so silly to even talk about it. You're just like this, this is it. This is just so bonkers. But isn't it fucking crazy they canceled a screening because of it?

It's crazy. You have to, you have to give way to every fucking lunatic. You don't have to. You don't have to. You don't have to. You don't have to. You don't have to. crazy. You have to give way to every fucking lunatic. You don't have to. You don't have to.

Trader Joe's didn't. Trader Joe's. I couldn't be more happy with Trader Joe's. Yeah. It's fucking awesome that Trader Joe's, well, first they're like, hey, we're going to cancel all of these ethnic names of things because they're so offensive, like, trader, Jose, and trader, fucking Patel, or whatever the fuck it is,

until those ethnicities are like, we kind of like trader, Jose. And they're like, oh, you did? Oh, a bunch of fucking white executives decided you didn't, so all right, we'll make it again. And now they're back. And that's the reaction of the fucking corporations. It's not, and that's nobody complaining.

That's everybody being like, what can we do to stave off the bullshit we're sure to get? No, they got like a high school student started a petition. Yeah, it's like 2000 people signed it. I saw that it's 2000 people is nothing in this country. It's nothing. Well, if you had 2000 people on Twitter screaming at you at the same time, it wouldn't seem like nothing. And that's what these corporations deal with. Yeah, if if they're all on their screaming, but they don't care. They don't fucking really care. All they

want to do is get those 2000 people to stop screaming at them. That's it. It shows them using a police whistle and teaching kids to march in a military fashion. Oh my god. It is weird though. There is a shootout in the school where he does blow away the, you know, spoiler alert, but he does blow away the kid's dad right in the locker room or whatever. Yeah, but it's a comedy movie. I don't know. And it's like, I don't know what to tell you.

So then no more Friday 13th movies because murder. And then no more animals. No, you can't make anything. You can't make anything if you're going to, if you're gonna, if you're gonna look at through these lines. Meanwhile, it's just like the majority of people is just like, I don't really have, I don't see this as a real issue right now. In the middle of a pandemic,

in the middle of all the fucking social out and rest, in the middle of the fucking changing society, she's like kindergarten cop. But you know what? They listen to her and. They listen to her and they cancel it. And that's it? So she was right, where are we?

She's... Well, that's not necessarily so. Just because she got her way. Children get their way. Times children scream and hoot and holler until they get their way. It doesn't mean they're fucking right. And then what do you do?

Because Spike Lee is just like, fuck that. I show birth of a nation as much as I can because I don't want people to forget. So who do you listen to? You got to listen to Spike. Well I'm not a fucking white woman who's deciding that kindergarten cop is bad because it cops. Yeah I don't know man. I can't you know what's this is my like because if people want to do shit like that it's fine I just worry that all we're gonna get out of Hollywood from now on are just very special episodes of Every toast layman bullshit god everything's gonna have a message everything's gonna have a fucking meaning Everything's gonna be perfectly cast everything. It's just like oh my god. What are you gonna do?

You still can they got a cop on blu-ray? I watched it on stars. There you go. They're not taking you in the way. Can they go in a cop way? Not yet. They won't take it from you. Not yet. They won't. You don't know what the fuck they're gonna take away. When Cosby did his shit, they took Cosby off.

I don't care. I don't like Cosby. But if you're going to remove... You could still find Cosby if you want. Sure. But I mean, if you're gonna remove anything that has to do with a rapist, then take out those hangover movies with Tyson and him. Sure.

Why the fuck are they allowed to play? If Bill Cosby has to be off, why isn't the hangover treated the same way? You know, I don't know the rules. I don't know. I don't know me either. Rules that have never made sense to me. That makes sense to you. What?

The rules? Yeah. I'm fucking very rule oriented. So maybe you can explain. I don't know. I don't. I can't explain them. But if you just tell me what the rules are,, I'm fucking very rule oriented. So maybe you can explain that. I don't know. I can't explain them, but if you just tell me what the rules are, I'll follow. Yeah. No kindergarten cop. We know that. I already I was well, I was out and I just made a call. My wife, I told her to throw out the DVD. We had. I don't need the girls in that garbage. It's no better than birth of a

nation. Uh, whatever. Who know? Maybe she has a point. I don't know. I said, throughout my terminator box set, too. Yeah. Just in case. Yeah, anything Arnold really, anything attached to Arnold, I was like, just get rid of it. She was like, why? It's like, don't ask why. It's considered controversy. The other movies they were going to show were Moonlight, do the right thing, and milk. I'm sorry, I didn't even. Oh, I said do the right thing. I mean, milk is good too. Moonlight, I barely remember.

Wait a minute, they're going to show milk to kids? No, this isn't just for kids. Why do you keep saying kids? No, this is just, um, this is just an event that they're having. Oh, okay. This lady was saying that five and six-year-old kids who are like, you know, the kindergarteners age in the movie, um, are routinely jailed. Once you hear that, are you like, well, we can't take this person seriously, but people overlook it. Well, you have to take her even more seriously. She got fucking what she wanted. She, she- I don't gotta do anything. I don't gotta do anything. I got my fucking kindergarten cop, DVD,

that's all I need to know. I'll fucking, they'll pry it out on my cold dead hands. Well, take my guns, take my liberty. No more ants. No, that's it. Tell them, Steve, they're all right. You sure to tell us this week how much you love us.

I felt that festival going down at the end. Oh, I'm turning to a foul ball. Oh, that's the second thing.