Tell Em Steve-Dave - #455: Potpourri of TESD

Episode Date: September 27, 2020

Q is elected minister of defense. Bry wants a muscle car. What music would you play for aliens?

We can't trust him, Canadian. Waltz, let me dickpick. But you can safely assume... Thank God, fucking Robert Plantin' Jimmy Page asshole! Tell him, Steve Dave! Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell them Steve Dave. I'm here with Walt and I'm here with Q. Hello. And we're here with me. Hello. Ready to rock another episode. Creme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, dead at 86. No! Yeah, wasn't she just doing like, karate or dancing or something not too long ago? Oh, the world's about to fucking explode. Well, they think he can be able to pick one before they... You don't think he's got a guy ready to go? Well, they won't be able to approve it

or, you know, go through the steps and quick enough by not in by November election. Oh, no. And he's gonna happen, not any gonna be quick enough. Well, this, one I'm not gonna make this election even more. I'm not sure I believe that that's true. That's one, but two, right. Now this election's just gonna whole-moon fucking meaning.

As if it wasn't crazy and fucking divisive enough. Let's throw a little bit more fire on that. I mean, wood enough fire. Well, there's a whole long article about her. Well, yeah, didn't she leave like live like an incredible life, she didn't, she lived like, lived like an incredible life. I don't know anything about her, but until she tried to stay alive just because she, you know, like it, it probably prolonged her life probably years more than if she wasn't a Supreme Court judge.

I think it probably, she knew that she didn't want to have, unless, you know, she was going to die during a democratic, uh, presidency. Oh, she was going to die during a democratic presidency. Oh, you're gonna see some fucking hypocrisy out because did a day block Obama from picking one? Oh my god, politics is a shit. Oh, it's gonna be such a fucking shit. I'm saying one man, I've kept my nose out of all this shit but I can't wait to see them debates.

I'm like, I can't wait to see them. It's gonna be nuts. She died of complications due to metastic. Cancer. Pancreatic or pancreas cancer. She died surrounded by family. Is that the way you would wanna go? Surrounded by your family as they watch you

fucking in the weakest state they've ever seen you in? And then you just fucking shuffle away. I feel like I wouldn't want it like that. I don't wanna be like an animal. Go off and like hiding the the woods under a log. Really? Yeah, I don't want my family around the seamy. I don't want my family around when I'm alive,

certainly not when I'm dying. I don't know, I don't think I want to, I mean, we all die alone, I guess, but I don't really want to, I don't want to go on my sleep. I want to know, it's like I want to meet it head on as much as I can. I would rather go on my sleep. Yeah, just not know. Yeah, that would be ideal. I think for every I think I'm surprised you. Yeah, you wouldn't I wouldn't I if it's my let if the last thing I'm gonna do in all of eternity is die. I kind of want to experience as much of it as I can. Good those last couple minutes in. Yeah, just like, so this is what it's like. I think I would much rather go peacefully in my sleep

and I live a nice dream. I get it. I mean, I don't see that. Yeah, I just feel like if I had a choice, I think that's the way. And nobody gets a choice. Well, let me ask you something. If you were given a choice, it's like you can go peacefully

in your sleep or get five more years But you're gonna be screaming a lot Yeah, but it's gonna be a really fucking like He's a very difficult decisions or scenarios that You don't like these. Oh, no, it's over gonna have fun. Ruth's root fate. The notorious RBG fucked it up for everybody. Oh, yeah.

Oh, man, that's not good. This country can't take another hit like this right now. Have we ever been more divided? I don't want to get on. I don't really don't want any bugs. I think we just had to have been knowing. We're not arguing. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Everyone else like they hate you for no reason. They don't even know you and they hate you. Everybody just hates each other

It's crazy. Everybody's got their own version of the truth these days That's going on and everybody believes it so much. Well, it's the truth It's there is no deviation from it. It's just the truth You know what though just just real quick like I used to think there was no one more passionate about a subject than I was about like on the devils. Okay. I lived, breathed it, I fucking, it brought me to the heights of ecstasy, to the pits of fucking, like I don't know if I can move, I don't know if I can even fucking get up

this in the morning. I can vouch for this, like I knew this guy if I can move. I don't know if I can even fucking get up this in the morning. I can vouch for this like I knew this guy when they lost and it was a series like as depressing. I ever was It was a serious depression. Yeah, and that's how Not but now when I look at like how people treat politics both sides That's how I think They're way more fucking into it politics than I was into the devils

And I'm like I even I wasn't this fucking like well wrapped up into it I mean some people might say that politics is important Where is you know a fucking silicate when people knocking shit around what sticks on ice Some people might say that I wouldn't necessarily won't some people might say that. But you cannot deny that maybe it's misguided passion. Sure. But regardless, it's still passionate. I think it's healthier than being that into politics. I don't know. There was things that I did and said that I regret I found that I've been barriced. That I did. The probation for domestic violence.

My approach to sports has always been, do you think, I think this is a healthier way, which just like celebrate the victories, and who gives a shit about the losses? It's healthier, but I call you a fucking poser now. I call you out. I call you out. It's like, you're not a real fan. You can't be a Yankee. I call you out. You're not a real fan.

I was like, I was like, I'm a real fan. If you're not feeling like you cannot fucking take a step, I got to admit, I've not felt that way. Even when Boston won the World Series, I was like, I'm a motherfucker. That's it. I mean, what am I gonna do? But yeah, like in 2001, when Arizona, like broken broke the hearts because of the Yankees,

like if you fucking were able to the next day to be like, ah say, lovey and you know, by the next day? The next day you were able to. By the next day, it's like, it was gone. It was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was like, we'll get them next year. Yeah, I, I call that not a real fan. Yeah. I'm sorry.

It's all right. Maybe I'm gatekeeper here, but I don't know what the hell. You think you have to get really worked. You've got to get really worked. Take that hat off. I put a fucking no frills hat on. Yeah. You think, like, you need to get worked up.

Because you want to rewatch people watch watch sports you need to feel the pain without the pain Then how do you really experience the joy? Right? Yeah, because then there's there's no Right you can't experience light unless you know dark Mm-hmm, but how heavy wait because like how heavy is the dark supposed to get because like I said I'm like Fuck well, what like you you experience some dark times right oh They were never fucking spurred on by like fucking Yankees blown a lead no I can also vouch for that

Really yeah, it all bubbled up from the inside. I mean. We had lots of conversations. I don't remember one of them popping around the yankers. It was always that either a fucking woman or myself. It was the only two things that ever upset me. Maybe throw my parents in the water. Yeah, no, I mean, there's some scars that'll never heal for me on 94

Yeah With the Rangers games seven double overtime fucking Messier, Motto I I've I've I've said and I'm not I'm not I'm not proud of this But I said I don't care if Messier gets fucking to stick your cancer. Wow. Yeah, like I because I just hate him Is it a possibility or you're just like, no, I mean, I put kind of couple of voodoo dolls. Oh, so you're active about it. It's sent to rea gone. But yeah, I mean, and there's 2001 with the with the avalanche and 2012 with the King's. So I'm so much

2012 because they didn't they know and expected them to be there. But if the puck goes a different way My life's hell a lot better even in 20 fucking 20 even what dorma cova I could still say For double fucking championships But yeah, I mean like you're Definitely have a healthier Outlook though, I wish that I know I actually have think, come around to that because I don't have the passion anymore for the sports that I used to have.

I think that all the guys I root for are gone. So it's hard to reattach and find love again in these young players. You need a good crossover player. Yeah. Yeah. That's what you need. And there are no crossover players for the Devils who have actually you know achieved anything and he kind of greatness. So it's a bunch of young like faceless, nameless players that I that I have no affection for. Yeah. So we're supposed to love a franchise just because the low because they were the logo., so we're supposed to love a franchise just because the low, because they wear the logo.

I guess I'm supposed to, that's what a fan supposed to do. But well, I know I went to see a band in a PNC and docking open for them. You know, Don dock and George Lynch, the tooth and nail, baby. Yeah, damn right. Dream warrior. So it was Don dockckin and then three guys who are not in the original band.

And you're like, I know George Lynch was a big player, but fucking if Don Dockin isn't on that stage, it ain't Don Dockin. And nobody really cares. So as long as he's there. But these were kids, like you said though, these were kids, like the drummer. I'm like, is he even out of high school?

Yeah, that they look so fucking young. I may have been Don Dockin's son, I think. Oh, you think? Yeah. Oh, perhaps. I see I feel like I get it's the voice But for me like if George Lynch isn't there too. It's kind of just different. I don't even like talking Not my devils or anything. No, it's not like it was not like I didn't know I had heard you said this had cause like scars. Yeah, no, I wasn't scarred by it But I was like, oh, it's just kind had this had caused like scars. Yeah, no, I wasn't scarred by it, but I was like, oh, it's just kind of weird.

It's just not the bit. Leonard Skinnerd, I went to see there's 13 people in the band. Only one was original. And I don't even know which one it was. So it's like, did I see Leonard Skinnerd? I don't think so. Yeah, it's weird. I dated a girl for a while.

That was adamant that lead singers don't make a band. And I was like, you're fucking crazy. How could you even fucking go don't date with her. She must have big old titties and tattoos. All right. And she absolutely had the fucking goal to say that a lead singer doesn't make the band. She said that.

So like if fucking Mick left the stones, it's still the stone. Too much credit goes to Mick according to her. This is a good person. Like this isn't like, you know, I like her, but I always think that about her I was always like she had good taste of music. Oh, no, I wouldn't say that per se a good taste of man apparently, but she But yeah, she was she was made a point to make it known that that's how she felt in a conversation And I was like you're crazy. I mean there are probably are some examples where that where she's probably right where a singer left and another singer came in and a band and the

band had reached maybe even higher heights than the singer. Sure. But an established singer, Leven, bringing in somebody else. I mean, it's like a van Halic. Like Van Halic happened. Well, Van Halic happened, yeah. Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah. But other than that, it's very rare. It's not common. That's a once and every fucking third year. Yeah, right. And even then, it's just like her position was so strong on it.

You can't hang an entire opinion on an example of Van Halic. Like you have to look at the whole thing and be like, yeah, generally speaking, the lead singer is the... Genesis happen to. Sure, Genesis happen. Gabriel left, right? Yeah, that Phil Collins came in. And that Phil Collins left, right? And who's in now? Oh, I don't know. Are they still a band? I don't know. They're still together.

I mean, I mean, remember, uh, Judas Priest, Rob Halford left. They brought in a sound alike. Tim Ripper Owens right was his name Yeah, and they and it didn't work didn't work journey though. They have that that worked Yeah, that dude it's crazy how much he sounds like him I'm seeing audio slave. I'm seeing velvet revolver. So Motley crew with John Coroby from 93 to 96 I never even knew they replaced them at any point Black Sabbath with Ian

Bullock. That worked when you brought it. Yeah, yeah, it worked. Uh, Genesis with Ray Wilson. Drew Genesis, Ray Wilson. Yeah, I don't know who that is. Is that who that's the new person? Ray Wilson. Well, 1997, 1997, the 98. Uh, yes, with anoid David Farner with Kelly Hansen All four is one of the biggest egregious Examples of like they are just licensing the name Nobody said nobody who was who had any hand in those hits from the 70s. He's playing those hits now That's weird doesn't but flee would back did it too

Did they sure they had revolving singers lead singers iron made it with blaze Bailey. I guess when he was flying planes around Fleetwood Mac with Becca Bremlet Shoot his priest with Tim Riproans. Yeah, so it does happen, but yeah, it's very very rare that I guess they can carry on and still maintain that level of It's tough because you're like this is the way it's supposed to sound. Because the fans will never accept, especially if it's a beloved singer, it's very hard to win the fans over, you know, to try to sell them that like this is just as good, it's better. Yeah, I saw Queen perform two years ago with the Albert The Albert or Adam Lambert. No, Adam Lambert. How was that?

The show was awesome, but you know, it wasn't Queen. You know what I mean? It was great show though, I had a blast, but it was like a really good cover, man. I watched it again, like I've seen it before, the footage of them at Wembley Stadium. That's crazy. And it's like, you'll never even have anything close

to this experience. It's like 80,000 people or something sitting in the, it's just a sea of people. I asked for tone one time. I was like, what was the most surreal? And he said it was rock and Rio. And he was like, it was about that many people. He's like, you just, as far as you could see,

it was just people. Yeah, remember, he told me that story. It's crazy. Yeah. Poor for tone. Poor for tone. I'm not sure, man. What's up?

What happened? He used to be in a boy band, now look at him. Oh no, that's not why. I was just actually, I don't know why I said it. Yeah, really for tones always. Yeah, he's always great. I think I just missed him. I do miss for tones. So you're like poor me.

Yeah, poor me is more like me. He's a really great guy. I like that guy. I want to ask the listeners who might know anything about cars for an opinion because I'm driving the crown the crown Victoria the 1989 crown Vick around and I'm thinking that I want to take it to one of those restoration shops and get it fully restored like back to 1989 like just get it like brand new again. And I'm, it might to be laughed out of the car community for doing it to a crown Victoria is my first question. The second question is does anybody

know of a good place I could do it? Because they made so many of the crown vicks, the parts have got to be. Yeah, I was with those parts. Yeah, they were the cop cars, right? They were cop cars. I think they were the most made cars in history possibly. I think you'll find plenty of parts then. Whether or not it's like on a personal level, I would never want to restore an 80s crown Vic, but like I see 70s type stuff.

But if that's a car you like. I mean, I love driving it. I mean, you could also look for a one that's in much better condition. Well, this one's in great condition, but it's like no matter what, 31 years it's got. What are you restoring? Well, there's like a little rust on the door,

on the inside of the door. Some of the, you know, there may be things out of plastic material, like some of them are cracked and faded. You know how I like to dashboards, like the fault system. The sun and shit. Yeah.

It's just shit like that. You know, the engine leaks oil, I wanna get a little bit of that, you know. Get somecrum. The sun and shit. Yeah. It's just shit like that. You know, the engine leaks oil. I wanna get a little bit of that, you know. Get some new seats. The seats are in great condition. Oh, are they? Yeah, the seats are in pretty good condition. But it's just like, you know, like,

I just want to look at it and everything that's wrong with it. Fix. And I'm just wondering if like, if anybody knows anybody like that, or if it's like, I mean, not if it's worth it or not because it is worth it to me. Right. You know, I mean, not if they're like, it's 25,000. I'll be like, well, you know, so I could drive it like this, I guess.

Yeah. I don't know. You're not a car guy, Walt. Never been a car guy. You don't give a shit what you drive? No, I get it though. I mean, like that's a, like men fall in love with cars. Yeah.

And it's like, it's something that, you know, like that's an American. I think so, right? Yeah, it's like, it's something that all, like not all guys, but a lot of guys just love cars. Yeah, it's like, I, Like a Sunday Jeff take. See love cars?

Ah, I wouldn't say. I think Q loves cars more like a Sunday Jeff tight See love cars I think you love cars more than the Sunday Jeff does they deflects toys Yeah, not as Cars you know muscle cars rather than fucking you know little action figures Well, I got room for both in my life I saw my the least on my Jeep is up in January, so I have to look for something new. Not going to get another Jeep, it's just way too loud on the highways. You can't hear the other person talking.

So now I'm like, all right, well, what do I get? You know? And it's between just leasing something else, or there are muscle cars that are actually cheaper. Why don't you give the environment for instance that are yourself? Okay, so what am I gonna Prius? Okay, Prius. They actually do make really nice Prius.

You don't have to, you're not gonna have kids. Oh yeah. So what? My carbon footprint is way light. If you don't have children, you could basically do anything you want for the rest of your life, and you will still be saving the environment more than anybody has one kid. Think about your two kids driving all over the place and shit.

Yeah. Now I can drive. Yeah, that's a kid though. It's not his kid. And not my kid, I just took her in. Yeah. Oh, so anything he's a little bit better fit you so you could buy a muscle car than you distance yourself.

I need let it guest, does that matter? Yeah, we're good. Our carbon footprint is zero. We could do it out of the fucking wall. I recycle it. It's the number one thing you could do to save the environment. It's not have kids. Yeah, I believe well, yeah, I mean, look at how many people I was

traveling around tonight. I'm like, holy shit. There's so many people. The impact of any of a entire human being off the forever. You forever. Plus they're grandkids and whatnot like that. So time that fight. Mike, my parents had three kids. We're killing the forever. Plus there are grandkids and whatnot like that. So time that by Mike, my parents had three kids, we're killing the planet. Yeah.

They didn't know back then. Pam and Edgar should be walking everywhere. Yeah. Right. But man, I wouldn't mind going to a credit system where if you don't have kids you get, you get to drive whatever, you know, like, are you, don't you get tax breaks when they get, you know, if anything, I mean, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, tax breaks when they hit you? No, if anything, I've had a very bad family that's fucking kids to go to school in my neighborhood.

Thank you, bastards. You just bought Alicia a textbook. Yeah. That's like, oh, come on, man. But yeah, but get a muscle car. Get a muscle car. Yeah. But I don't think it has air conditioning.

No, I just like it. Like I want, it's the same car my grandmother had. People are just gonna snicker, though, as you drive by. Don't listen to that. Are they? Oh, yeah. Why would they snicker, though?

I don't see it when I see this car. Oh, my God. I mean, how much does he have to? I got my 26 year old car. I didn't pass it to Jesus. Why? It's a cure. Is that car car to pay on?

I haven't even needed. I just have it on anyway. What's up, anyway. Oh, it's a Buick Skylark 1970. Sky 70 to 72 I like. Yeah, everybody take a moment Google it while we look it up here. I just want to see it man because I want to see what you think of it. Oh, come on. You got to get that. It's pretty cool right?

Oh, it's awesome, man. You need to get the drop topper or... I would like to. It's convertible too. Yeah, convertible too. Oh my God. It was like, the one I was looking at was red. It had like a nice white interior, like a real white.

Don't get white. No, two girls. Oh, no, the kids don't get a worry. You have sage. So we're driving the truck and then... It's my muscle car, you know? I did it. Oh, so you're not gonna let sage ride dry the car because it'll hurt the image.

Yeah, I'm a stud around 10. We're riding up and down Broad Street. I can't have a kid in the back. But the problem is like I sincerely doubt it has air conditioning. Why? What? 1970? Yeah, I mean, cars were, that was an option at that time. And I don't know if you can go back and put it in. Dude, you can get, you can get them in, I mean, I'm seeing one for 15 grand, there's one for 24 grand, there's one 11,

there's one for 30 grand, I imagine that's. Yeah, some of them are, well, it's some of these, dude, it's crazy. Some of these must cars, like 150,000, 200,000. I'm like, who's buying these cars? That I would advise you. Yeah, that's the only thing that I'm gonna do. But then there's the argument of like just getting a nice new car

that I know it's not gonna break down. You put money into it and it fucking breaks down though. Especially if you're gonna use it, you know, to drive and do errands and shit. How about this? How about you live a life of ends and not or? Oh, that's the way that's it. Let's do another fucking commercial. and shit about this how about you live a life of ends and not or That's it. Let's do another fucking commercial

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Why don't they listen to us? Who the fuck is Rich the Kid anyway? Let's look this guy up. Oh, that's all they care about are rappers. Rich the Kid. They move fucking units though. What about Brian the adult? I could rap.

Oh my God. I'm a vegetarian. Brian the octogenarian. He's an American rapper and songwriter. It's one of these guys that like I've never heard of him but he probably has like 25 million Instagram followers. I can't believe the number of people that I am unaware of. What's his name, Billy the Kid?

Rich the Kid. Oh, I was gonna say Billy the Kid. I was like, could you get away with calling yourself Billy the Kid? Because what if people have people forgotten that it was the horrible connotations? Oh, so you're saying that legally, but like if you're like,

I'm Billy the Kid. But like, you know, just like PR-wise,'s like, you don't name yourself after a gangster. I mean, if Marilyn Manson got away with it, I'm pretty sure nobody gives a fuck about Billy the kid. He's been a tough time. He's been a tough time. He's been a tough time. He's passed that if he indeed shot anyone to begin with or existed in the first place.

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Basically ticked. Talk on Instagram. Ticked. Talked in to get banned today. Oh, I don't know. But I will say this like I, is what comes up now and it's two things. Mm-hmm. It's awesome, but it's also distracting. Is this for us? Well, I do searching and then it's like it's just I get that too. You hit search and it's always

it's like it's this video I have to video of hot chicks. Look at these two. I mean holy fucking god. It's but what sets them apart that that's that's what I wonder like because you'll see some that are like oh I have 250 followers and then the next one has yeah well two million followers maybe this one deserves two million but how many followers these two have you know Jesus Christ they're gonna about that one more and it's only one three million one point three million for doing what like show what what they're doing. Okay. This is fucking ridiculous. So this is the world we live in. Hold on, we can put glass. They all do the same shit.

It's always like, it's always like, they think it's clever to like jump in the air and land and when they land, they're in another outfit. Like, it's not. Oh yeah, I've seen that a bunch of times. It's like, I'm fucking over and over again. I'm like, you guys are fucking kidding me, right? But then they have like two million followers

I guess I guess I guess I'm a Judgment is it do people follow for the irony of it maybe oh I doubt that I doubt that and then these girls like they have so many followers That I guess they get endorsements and like hey, I use this kind of makeup today and then I'll blame for that man Get what you can while you can but it's just so funny how unoriginal, how every video is just like, boom, look at me, and I'm in this outfit, boom, look at my ass, and it's like, it's great. I mean, I'm all for certain aspects of it, but I just, but like, how the fuck could you be,

like, you go on Instagram and it's like, you just get all these hot chicks? Even if you were like, I wanna follow a hot chick, how the fuck could you possibly decide? Like, every single picture is of a girl in a bikini or a bra or a see through shirt or thigh high boots or any number of things. The images disappeared though quickly. That's Snapchat. Okay. Not shit. I'm sending news over. No, don't I have to worry about that. Never send a dick pic. No, don't have to worry about that.

Never send a dick pick. No. Never into your wife, huh? No. She's like, Walt, send me a dick pick. You say no? No. Bloody duddy.

So you want to have some fun? That's, that's, I'm more mature than that. Where were, no, I'm not. Where were you when I sent one the other day? Oh, you were at DMV, like we were texted and suddenly I just sent a picture of dick. I sent one to pick up my life and I was like, I regret that. Sorry mom. Sorry, pop.

Walt, you must have been hopeful there was a UFO signing in New Jersey. I saw that. Yeah. There's been a lot of UFO news I heard Japan now is doing something about UFOs. They've They've committed now to Something like a type in Japan UFO news because something hit today About it's been a busy day, but I want to read this article about any good chance to read it But something big happened in Japan what UFOs Japan UFO This is a UFO catcher. This is good. You don't hear much about Japan anymore lately

Hell no Yeah, you don't hear anything about them breaking out. It's like they seem very calm It doesn't seem like there's riots over there, but like you look here to you okay. Oh no China they're fucking around But Japan you don't hear about any they were writing in Japan. No, they weren't. That's what I'm saying. Like, you hear anything about those. No, but I just meant like in the 80s and early 90s, remember, Japan was like the competition. They were the ones that was going to take us over. They were buying all the buildings in New York. Yeah. Now it's like, you just don't hear about them anymore at all. Well, who am I supposed to, who am I versus? Well, Russian's own. China. No, right

now your versus China for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Japan's self-defense force has received instructions on steps to take should a UFO be identified. Now, if the government of Japan is putting down protocols for fighters, jet fighters to engage UFOs. Yeah. There could be no doubt that there are UFOs then, right? Well, UFO is different from alien. I understand, but. So it could be just a matter of like when you encounter UFOs, which could be a drone,

some asshole with a drone. But that does this take us back to what the 50s did we learn nothing from all those sci-fi movies where we shot first? It doesn't appear to me that the human race is ever learned. It's not anything about anything. Really? It's an indictment on human race. I love it. It's a proofy wrong. What have we learned? It's the same mistakes over and over again constantly. I mean, I just hate to think though that like our first reaction is going to be to kill an alien. The aliens, if they're good enough to come down and show themselves.

But even the crypt is, that was always the thing. Let's kill it and bring it in to study it. Rather than let's capture it alive, it was always like, let's kill this thing. That's a mindless animal though. Yeah, not a smart ale. I mean, if it's able to fucking build a fucking UFO, it's intelligent. Well, he might just be the pilot.

You don't know if he built it. You know, you don't gotta be super smart to be a pilot. You're probably drunk. I'm a kale's Navy. I'm a kale's Navy reference. I'm a real You're probably put me to shame.

Yeah. Right, five's knee slap and right go. Take it back into the six. The only one, listen. It's a good one, Q-Weldon. It's a good one, Q-Weldon. Frank, you're five, that was for you. The one in Jersey turned out to be the good year blimp,

even though it seems a bunch of Mexican people freaked out about it, started cursing and saying, Mexican people? Yeah, I believe so. That eyes look, the fucking spaceship. Oh wait, this is a different one. So he's saying this is a spaceship. Look, the whole street is fucking stuck. But it's just, it's the blimp that has like the,

like a rumor in Scarface when it's like the world is yours like that Blimp going by I haven't seen Scarface since 1983 when it came out too many curse words That's a blimp. It's just a blimp, but like you know how it has the digital like sign that like something I guess they saw that and so I mean to cut your wall, but I had to know what the fuck that was No, you didn't cut me off. I wasn't even what was I talking about. I don't know. I was too entranced by the blimp.

But anyway, so Japan, they helicopter chased down a UFO, but due to bad weather, they had to turn around. They say that it has not still to be identified. It didn't hurt any commercial air flights or whatever. You're in charge, Q. Okay. Great. You're in charge, Q. Okay, great. Yeah, you charge your defense secretary. You know what kind of heavy fucking responsibility

that comes with, the charge of everything. You, you're the man in charge of setting up the plan when we have like a counter of like, I guess that would be the first kind. Where you have actual contactors at the third kind. That's a third kind. That's a third kind. That's a third kind.

Are you instructing your guys to shoot on site? No. No. Finger on the trigger's boys, but. Oh, okay. Let's see what kind of, what kind of hard were we bringing to the fucking. Well, everything they can't see is pointed at him

Every single fucking thing on the planet that you risk, you know like Starting you know being coming across as to Aggressive no, that's why things they can't see I want every they can see everything I don't know that come on on, man. If fucking got underneath your radar, well, if they're that intelligent, then they know why you get to be a secretary of defense. He's like, I don't know what to do. So here's here. So closing counters of the first kind are visual sightings of a UFO seemingly less than 500 feet away that show an appreciable angular extension and considerable detail.

The second kind, a UFO event, which physical effect is alleged this could be interference in the functioning of a vehicle or electronic device, animals reacting physiological effects such as paralysis or heat and then the third kind is like, you know, holy shit that's a fucking alien. Now what would they have to do for you to be like fire? Like you know, it has to be like Mars attacks where he fucking suddenly just starts really less than people. So if they fucking came, they walked down the fucking platform. Yeah.

Do they look like Mars attacks? Well, they're definitely not humanoid. Okay. They're definitely, you know, they're alien. You know that they're not fucking humans. Let's make no, you're not going to mistake this for, you know, your cousin fucking bill. You're gonna see my cousin bill. It's that island.

But you know, they walk down, I mean, and they pull out something out of their pants, right at their holster. Did you give them the kind of, no. They're gonna take the first shot. What's it? I'm not gonna attack them. Oh, okay, you're not willing to, so you have to wait, you're gonna wait for them to make the first shot. I'm not gonna attack them. Oh, okay, you're not willing to.

You're gonna wait for them to make the first shot. Yeah. Yeah. Could be risky. Well, it's gonna, I mean, it's one guy, one alien, like maybe he, but you're getting sacrifice. It was like, what was it? Yeah, it was, yeah.

It was like, why, you're really, if I'm kidding. Yeah, you never went back to the 50s Did they yours that still yeah, yeah, they just popped them immediately It is kind of fucked up, but are you worried about disease? Because they're gonna have germs that we have and look at what we're dealing with now You know with COVID now we're gonna have an alien fucking germ. Or it could kill him. Yeah, it could be a world of the world type shit. I think that it's such a fucking,

it's altering the course of everything that you have to treat it. You have to risk, you've got to just fucking go out, guns ablaze in it, and don't worry about it later. Don't fuck your way. You know, in World War II, when they used to go like into those bunkers with a flame throwers and just like a mama.

You got it, you pretty, a scorched earth cube. Yeah. Are you fucking American or not? Come on, bro. We ain't sweet in here, man. We gotta protect the world. No one else, the world ain't gonna do it. Who else is gonna do it aside from America, really?

Yeah, if there's a threat then yeah, but you can't fact that they fucking had invaded our planet Oh, they're living in my house now. Maybe I should say something Well, I mean what if they were consider enough to land on an a toll on the middle of the fucking ocean Then they like boated over. What's a A-Tall? It's just like a fun island. Look a little island.

Oh, okay. So then they like boated over or? No, they were like comedies on the A-Tall. Okay, so they can speak English. I'm assuming if they could build these. There's some kind of theory. Can now speak in 11 languages. I just feel like they'll be able to.

So how is landing there any less threatening because well You just said they landed on our property That's definitely less threatening because they went somewhere deserted Mm-hmm, and they're like come come meet us. We won't we wanted to go to a populated area If they did if they started hovering over American cities like an independence thing. Yeah, then game over Then I'm then what I'm doing is I'm being like Yeah, then game over then I'm then what I'm doing is I'm being like Pocalypse now get in the fuck out of here

All frequencies get these fucking chips out of here Now I want to get these fucking chips out of you guys got like son now when I get these fucking chips out of here Yeah Then I'll tell you but then you then you risk looking fucking Impudent though if if you're if you're guns do nothing and then you're like you got all this big bravado And it's like a nat, you know, well then we know where we stand or he looks in a phobic in a world where you like you have to like Everyone probably they're gonna be people who are like, what the fuck, why'd you chase aliens off? Probably!

Yeah. Yeah. They may have come to give us the keys to fucking curing all every disease on the planet. And the first reaction is to fucking. Get the fuck out of here. Yeah. You're not hovering over fucking stand, I don't know.

Like, you guys can't be doing this shit. You're freaking everybody out. Like you're fucking scared everybody. Yeah, yeah. Oh, I hear you, man. That's why I wouldn't want to be the fence, the fence of Secretary. But I think generally I allow them to take the first shot.

Really? Because either we're either going to win a battle, a war, or we're going to get wiped off the fucking map by them them and I don't think that's decided by the first shot I Know you're a fucking true blue red blood in American. Yeah What do you give our odds in a war with another with an alien race? Give me I don't even know if we could be China at this point, that alone fucking aliens. I don't know. I hear that talk. I hate to say it, but I'm going commy.

We're all going commy. Whether we like it or not. Does that do an Alamoor situation? Where we unite with the world, and we all forget all our fucking horrible differences, and we come together as a world You know to battle No, even that we never come together as a world. Oh, I just I think it's I think it's the only thing that could at this point

No way. Oh, yes way BLM is replaced by it would be like ALDM like alien lives don't matter. Yeah, don't matter. So we just all gang up on the aliens. No, I didn't, well, I mean, not without a warrant, but I'm surprised you don't think that the world faced with fucking extinction. I think we put aside those fucking petty differences and some big differences. Well, I hear what you're saying,

but I would also suggest that you take a look at the shit going on today that people care about. And you're just like, what are these, like, what's going on in the fucking world? That on the, there's no common sense going around. Nobody's got anything. I know, but this is so meaningless. Yeah, I'm just like, this is crazy. Like, like some of the shit that people are going on about.

Like the mass singer or something? No, I can buy it. Like a more of like somebody, like I just read today that they're like, let's cancel Beethoven. He was racist. And it's not a, and somebody, somebody, or interpreted it through his music, not even something he said. Well, what are lyrics? No, there were no lyrics.

It's just all classical music. Oh, but they were put to a tune. No, that may be fucking, you know, right. It could be fucking some music scholar. You don't know. That's true. It probably probably was some anti like anti black type thing or I don't know. I just think that people have found I don't think anything will bring people to the government though. I mean the governments I think of the world would come together. I don't think so. To former resistance. I think Canada would be would come together to form a resistance. I think Canada would be like, let's make a deal with them.

I do a side channel. I mean, shit like that. Don't you, you don't play in Canada? What? You know, I don't play in Canada. I don't think Canadians are any worse than anybody else. I just think that humans in general... Well, that guy is like the softest pussy in town. The prime Minister of Canada

so he would he would he is a piece of shit yeah he judges everybody else hey you should fucking get fired you should get canceled for the black face I was in black face but that doesn't matter cuz I learned I'm a fucking hypocritical jerk off you see that's why exactly the Canadians are going to fucking talk to me aliens. Yeah, we can't trust them Canadians. Yeah. All right, now, what would you want us when we go out into the, you know, the darkness of space do you want, if we land on a planet, you want the reception to be, you know,

we would treat it with like, Isn't that the guy who ordered the attack on our brothers? I'm taking it with me here. I feel like, well, you're asking me for the flip side of the coin. My orders would be, you don't, don't attack. Like ask for the nearest A-Toll. I'd be like, don't fucking land there. Like don't hover over that version of Stan Island.

I think he keeps saying A-Toll. No one knows if he's talking about that. That's why I'm the fucking secretary of defense. What do you think we offer? What is the biggest thing? What is the best thing we offer to an alien race? Well, like, what is the thing that we bring to the table that likes to like our hot Instagram chicks?

That's a fucking roll in there. You look in the eyes, you fucking put a record play on the table and you put a fucking Led Zepp a record play on the table and you put the fucking Led zap from box set on the table and you just sit back music. Yeah, a little weed. Yeah This is face I have you lost This shows us how childish in juvenile and how like you know like they haven't even fucking Stop smoking the fucking plants. Come on.

Shit. I would be like, I would play some lens app and I'd be like, what's wrong? Cashmere? Yeah, something long so we can assess the situation, the movie dicker. Wow, that's a good, that's a good question. Integrated song? Oh, that would be appropriate. It's gonna be a fucking good that's a good question. Immigrant song. Oh, that's appropriate. You're a fucking good one.

That's great. And apropos. Immigrant song. Yeah, that's why I thought you said it. Yeah. You know, like you make the argument for Immigrant song. I wouldn't do stay away. I think I'm taking your job.

You know, I find it because I got the box set. I think I'm going to ride a slide in or you get demoted something Jeff will be your second command you froze on what's the Led Zeppelin song you've been demoted you're not a four star fucking general I don't think you should shoot from a hip on what song would pick

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What's the best, what's the best, what's that one album? Yeah, in your opinion. Let's up on four. Okay, so let's look at four. Let's look at the, let's look at. It's like a little purveyors, posers, and playlist. Mixed in with overkill. Yeah, we got it all.

It's a popery of TSD. Okay, track listing. Yeah. Okay. You got Black Dog. Oh, great. Rock and rock and roll great. I mean every song is great battle of emore stairway to heaven Overrated to have it overplayed. Yes, I want me to just you mount hop na four sticks When the levy breaks that might be a good one You know, it's long I like them my favorite legs up one song. It's not it's not good one. You know what song I like the one my paper lets up one song?

Is that not it's not ball one because it's not overplayed the rover. Rover? Yeah. That is a good one. But I think Kashmir though, because it just shows how advanced we are. I might argue for fucking when the levy breaks. But all right, with the butt like now, with your decision like now you bring this

and it gets leaked. There's a leak in your fucking, in your platoon. And the press gets a hold at your game plan. Yeah. It's the play you let's up. Yeah, so as our artillery ready to go, it's like, in a way, in a much bigger way, I just bought a record player.

You guys are not following my plan. If they hover above standing on, they got an hour to get out. Okay, if they land on the A-told, I just bought a record player. You guys are not following my plan If they hover above stand on they got an hour to get out. Okay. If they land on the a told Then I just have everything pointed out on that they can't see and I go there with the record player. I hit play I don't like check it out. Yeah, they're like why are we listening to this? Oh, they can speak English? Oh, then I'm like Well, why don't you guys fucking go to fucking best fight? It's a cross-leaf. What's going on? Yeah, they speak English. I'm not gonna try and communicate their music.

I'm just gonna do what's up, guys. If their affect is very flat, like, you can't really read them. Okay. Stony. Yeah. So the saying shit that could be taken either way. Could be taken either one. Nice plan. You got here.

Thank you. Thanks. But what about you? You used to be a dump here, but now it's a problem. Now it's where I live. So you think the garbage a toll. You think though that music is the mankind's greatest achievement. I think the argument could be made for it, yeah.

I mean, that is so impressive. I did not expect that. That is an impressive answer. I'm not fucking around you. I like Well, it's more like that knocks me down that you that that's that's that's crazy. It's incorrect. It's totally incorrect though I mean if you're gonna sit around you name something else that's affected every single human being in a positive way Oh, in a positive way music has an effect everyone in a positive way What about a funeral dirge you know

That's key human emotion what about the discovery of fire? That's up there. It's gotta be up there. I'm not gonna impress an alien fucking race. Oh, they don't have music. You're saying they don't have music But like this like I think you're really yeah, I think you're Invent fire we just hard. No, I'm not saying we invented it, but how they get but you're saying you're saying something that affected humanity more Positively than music. No, I think you can live without music But you're saying something that affected humanity more positively than music. Because you can live without music. But we created something that is amazing and is. So you're an accomplished songwriter.

I haven't read this one. I don't feel this way. You can't say like I can't water. I'm like, are these things not? What about the Industrial Revolution, say? What about you? How do you present that though to them? And they're in a fucking spaceship.

The steam engine don't mean shit. I have to assume. All right. Check out this. Edsel. So I'm too assume they don't have music then. That's why they're impressed. But you're but you can safely assume they got fucking Robert plant and Jimmy page asshole.

There's only one point. The whole fucking you have. I got that. You don't pick it up what you're putting down. I'm gonna fucking throw some king diamond away dude. Oh no no no no no. They're gonna get upset about that. You're like, I'm pretty ass shit. It would be like Mars attacks where it's like the slim Whitman shit.

It's our fucking three years. Round bitch and a round with a fucking bone. With his grandma and fucking high bitch. Big baby doll. I love the guy. I love the theatrical of the makeup. It's an around what a fucking bone Yeah, the grandma and fucking high-pitched Big baby, though I love the guy, I love the theatrical of the makeup But not to fucking win over an alien race Thinkin' go back, go back

We don't need you right now Who in the top three bands you would bring to them? Well, this is what I want to post again, though It gets leaked Because I'm oppressed by it But I think you may have a shit show when a certain segment of the population is like, Yo, motherfucker!

What's with the YouTube shit? What's with the white boys shit? Oh, yeah. And they'd be right. But I'm like, that shit is old, bro. That shit's bro. Yeah Music you're presenting is like almost 50 years old He's a his a lovely dirge called what ass pussy? Elliot, you want to fucking listen to this?

I'm a deserve to get shot by Elliot right? But Brian brings up a point though, like, so are you gonna sit there and tell a certain segment of the population that Zeppelin is more impressive than Beethoven? Shouldn't we be playing a classical, you know, concerto? What I'm gonna say is, you people put me in this position I'm calling the shots Open your window and play Beethoven if you want to go classical keeps saying a toll I think you got to pick one from each genre.

Like, they're into like, who's the best, like, would you like, take a JZ or, I mean, I, go, if we're doing rap, they get a whootang. Okay. So you got whootang. Is it to like, you know, like, you know, it's a two like, you know, a lot of talk about killing and stuff. To aggressive though. Well, that's why that's why I wouldn't pick him

What about like young MC like something very low? Like like bust a move. Yeah, something that MC Hammer very safe Yeah, but I'd want it to be like the best that we to offer I agree and I'm not trying to dis MC young young MC Young MC, but I'm not sure he's alive anymore Yeah, that's put out a record in 50 years probably Toned loke maybe a little tone loke again. I love I love toe mocus as an expert But I just don't think even tone loke would be like yeah, I I consist. I'm your guy I'm Led Zeppelin. I'm the equivalent of Led Zeppelin

Yeah, you would be you'd be opening yourself up to some big time Critiquing though by your people be shitting all over on Twitter. Oh my god. Oh my god. I mean, do you have enough intestinal fortitude to stick to your guns and be like, I do and I'll tell you why. Because I'd be like, I'm in the eyes again.

You're right. I'd be like, I'm taking this for real. I'm like, because like I would be like, look, my first choice from my heart and soul, I was like, I would play Tom Petty for them. I was like, but I don't feel that Tom Petty is appropriate for this situation.

I think Led Zeppelin is the answer for this situation. You can't listen to Led Zeppelin. And just wowed me again, because you didn't go with a personal choice. Because I think people can listen to Tom Petty and be like, ah, it's all right, whatever. But I don't think anybody can listen to fucking Led Zeppelin.

I'm not be like, this is some of the stuff. Especially, they have never heard it before. Yeah, it's something else. It's another level. You're an impressive motherfucker, man. Thanks, buddy. Maybe it's because I asked these kind of questions to Jeff and I don't get it.

I don't get any kind of like, I never get a satisfactory answer, but this blows me away to it. Like, you know, he would never say music. Yeah. I don't know. Whatever you think. Yeah, he doesn't like to indulge in that kind of shit. You're right. He doesn't like the Liz imagination go. What I do know is if the aliens did invade, probably they're gonna wreck a lot of shit. And if you should, it's wreck, what do you need? Insurance. You need insurance, baby.

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Whatever Does that account? Does it? It was, it was, it was, it was, it was being manufactured as it was at the time. I said, dude, it's always gonna be specialty shit going around. I don't think I should have to pay for my lack of vision. I Oh man. I did have this question for you. It's so

skelly that you haven't paid for my biggest tribute. I would, I mean right now it's looking not too great because of COVID, but as soon as COVID goes away you and I were going. I want that trip. We're going. I think it'll be really fun. Yeah. It'll be worth the money. Where are you gonna take get them? No, I was gonna take get them. No, we all three of us were gonna go. This would have been not this past me the maybe four we were gonna go and then get them bailed. Yeah.

No push. He just he'll never do anything, huh? Yeah, I just don't think the man has that kind of like, he's not built to just take off and do something that kind of like out of the ordinary. I think he just freezes and he doesn't want no part of it. He says he, I'm sure he would disagree with me, but everything I've seen from him tells me that like he just would be nervous and he would just find

a million excuses why can't go. Yeah, that's unfortunate man. Yeah. He said he would be, he gets nervous. He doesn't seem like I've seen him in public situations, not nervous at all. Usually he's drunk. I just think he would find, he would find a million things to give why he can't go. It's just the way he is.

This is why he's in bill. He finds a million reasons why he doesn't have his own place right now. Yeah, yeah, that's crazy. So I mean, that's just the way he is. I had a way for him to not have to work so he could come to the wedding. He didn't come.

He would rather work. He's a weird guy. It's weird, but he's still like him, but he's a weird guy. He has his, he has his, his eccentricities, his quirks. Yeah, he's not gonna change him. But he's showing up to things. He came to the beer opening party.

Well, that's a gimmie, but I guess he came to the bureau opening party. Well, that's a gimmie But I guess he came to the premiere might like the movie premiere and stuff. He's been I've seen him out there in the wild I wonder why but I think because they don't they don't call for him to be like He'll use the you I can't get anybody cover for me walking horses. I can't get a ride a ride Sometimes with him too. Yeah, and he also came to the IJM Madison Square Garden. Yeah, like he shows up. Maybe he doesn't like me. There's like three hour windows that don't really affect him like a week in Vegas. Yeah, he would be paralyzed by You'd be thinking of the horses, thinking of shit at home. Everything and anything he'd be thinking of. I was wondering what see where your loyalties are because I you know you've known me a very long time yet You are an extremely moral person, I think

So I think that's blown out of proportion. Oh, yeah, you don't some of moral shit. Why am I not in on it? No, I mean, you know, but like like I'm like this fucking like goody two shoes or something I think you're a goody two shoes But how do you how do you show your bad boy like? I should my bad boy I flesh me to light so I was in the fast lane and you want to move over I didn't move over That's just being an asshole. That's not gonna bad. I hate guys like you I'm like why would this fucking asshole just get over it's okay if you want to go slow just go in the right lane. It's like I said to Mary Beth I go today on the way here

I go I will never get used to it. I'll never get used to it. Oh my God it drives me fucking crazy. Alright, alright that's a bad boy. So Mary Beth comes to you you know like after a year we've like after a year. We've been married a year. She thinks that maybe I've been stepping out on her. She's like the next time he does tell him, Steve Dave, can you sniff him and see if you smell like perfume or another woman on her.

She's serious. She's crying like she was at the wedding. I'll broken up. I would tell her to talk to Q. He said she's like, Q isn't a super smeller. Oh, she's going to. Oh, she's going to be by by. Yeah, she's in her nose. Yeah, she's appealing to my superior nose. My superpowers. I would say you do realize though that like women having a cent on him would not be a proof of any wrongdoing though. I mean he could have been hugging his mother. She's with both friends. Yeah. We both know that's not gonna happen. She's like, you know something, don't you?

It's nice. It's nice. It's nice. I mean, the only other person I see like Hannibal. Like Hannibal's the guy who can like, and then he's like, you know, you're wearing this perfume, but she thinks maybe you can do it. What advice would you give her then?

Because you, so you, you're, you knew what you got into. Yeah only right now your only suspicions are that you smell a perfumey smell when he's around. I thought I smelled some perfume on him the other day. Maybe he went through the mall and they accidentally disprayed him, you know, like how those you know those those like they get accosted by. Oh yeah, and the wall ladies when they square you with perfume. I really don't think he'd be dumb enough To not wash off the perfume if he was doing something. He's a really good liar. Yeah, he lies like you would never be able to He would never be so foolish and so it's such a novice Didn't come into the house smelling like perfume

I'm worried what he's trying to cover didn't come into the house smelling like perfume. In fact, I'm worried what he's trying to come over with. What ever he's doing is much worse than cheating. He's trying perfume on himself. That's a good point. Do you agree with that? Do you agree that I was just someone in the mall?

Not that I was so yet here come up to the mic. What would your suspicion be if you smelled perfume on me? I don't know, but I know if someone sprayed perfume on you at the mall, I would hear about it. Like I would be home if I was like a stupid bitch. Yes, absolutely. I would be like, I guarantee you that somebody

fucking some do that he admires or he told him that like I got this great body spray and you know, there's Cologne and then He he kind of like What's a call when you when you suggested or you say it's a great body spray? I would say even that maybe like It was very but it was very family I think if like if Q recommended a cent I might you know even if it was flowery No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, yeah, what would you think then? You smell the perfume. Like maybe I just bumped into somebody.

Like I'm not, yeah, you're right. Because if you smell different, like I would look, I would look around the house to see if we had anything different. Yeah, like maybe Sage, but I mean, Sage was wearing perfume. She fucking stinks. Oh, she stinks.

Yeah, she'll put it on. When she does her makeup, she looks like, she puts on some light. Did you ever see Wild at Heart? Okay. There's a scene where Grace Abrisky looks all fucked up with this makeup on. That's how Sage looks.

She looks like... She looks like... Do her eyebrows? Yeah, kind of like real dark. Because her sister puts on makeup. I was like, you look like a drag queen. Like, you don't look like a sister. Yeah, the sister, not Sage. So like, that's where sage gets her influence from with the makeup.

Yeah. So I mean, yeah, why this is a strange, uh, from out of left field, uh, question. Yeah, better. It's an old one now. It's an old one. Because I write stuff down, like, you know, in my notes and stuff, and it's just one of those, like, one of those things that I'm like, yeah, here's a conversation thing. I don't, I don't like anybody like, you know, in my notes and stuff, and it's just one of those, like, one of those things that I'm like, here's a conversation thing. I don't like anybody picking out his scent, but me. It's like that. Yeah, I had to get rid of my fucking scent. You believe this shit?

Yeah. You had a scent? I had a scent for years. Oh yeah, what was it? It was the... All twice? No, it was group. No, it was...

Remember, it was Victoria's Secret Sexy, and you guys fucking mock me. Yeah, let's leave for it Although despite you guys like any time I went to a con right people be with women Be like oh my god you smell so good. Yeah, they don't say that anymore because you know you can't use it anywhere That's not true I had to throw it away and That's not true. And I did not make you throw it away. You threw it away and I picked it out of the garbage like four times because you should use it. Why the fuck would I use it when she's like,

I don't like it, I don't want you to use it. No, I didn't say that. So I don't want, I don't want you to use that scent. No, that's not what I said. Are you afraid that the scent was too, it was like, one leach and pheromones? No, I feel like it's like, why the fuck is he in Victoria's secret picking out perfume like why would he be a Victoria's secret because I have a different that's a different story. I can't go to Victoria's

Secret You ever thought your wildest dreams that this would be Brian Johnson's lot He can't wear the sun he wants to wear Can you believe the shit? Can't go to Victoria's secrets. Can't even go online. Don't hurt. I can't go online. This is. I can't go in the store. This is amazing. And I'm going to pause some turn around.

Yeah. Well, the second we said, we got married. And this was coming. I feel like, I feel like she listened to closely to Bob Barker and fucking neutered me. Tell them Steve Dave. I'm actually the Bob Barker and fucking neutered me. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha