Tell Em Steve-Dave - #457: The Meundies 2020 TESD Halloween Spooktacular
Episode Date: October 13, 2020Prepare for an episode choc-a-bloc full of sassy spirits, cheeky poltergeists and a very special visit from a horror icon....
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Hey everyone, it's your favorite fiend effect, Baron von Flanagan.
And I just wanted to go over a few things before we begin the Mian-D's 2020 Thelm Steve
Dave Halloween Spook Tagular.
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good enough for a barren it's more than good enough for mere mortals. All right so
the first thing to address is after 10 years it's become a bit of a challenge to
do a Halloween episode that's strictly all audio. I mean we did do one last year
but as I recall people bitched left and right. So this year I didn't plan the Miyande Spooktacular as an audio-friendly episode. This year's
Miyande Spooktacular demands visual representation to enjoy it to its fullest.
So to maximize your enjoyment of this episode you're gonna have to watch the
video which is available to all tiers on the TomeSea Dave Patreon.
And for those who aren't already members, just google TomeSea Dave Patreon and you'll
see where to go to sign up.
And like I said, this video will be available on all tiers.
So just sign up to the cheapest tier of the $5 tier and you'll be able to watch.
And with that membership, you'll also be getting not only the video to this me on de-spootacular,
but you'll also get the Sunday Jeff Halloween special
next Tuesday and the Tuesday after that the father of on Flanagan Halloween special as well
So that's three Halloween specials for five bucks
Just a $1.66 a special that has to be the best deal in podcasting today
I challenge anyone after watching these specials to show me who is offering better, Halloween
podcasting content than tell them Steve Dave.
If that wasn't enough, new members also get access to the last two years of content
on the Patreon, like the Sunday Jeff Show.
The comic bookman podcast Tails for Behind the Fake Counter, Frank V. Frank V rewind, our KISS podcast,
Rock n Roll all night and podcast every day,
and so, so much more.
Now, I'm sure there are some of you out there
who have already posted online their disappointment
and outrage at this development
before listening all the way through
to this pre-episode message.
But if you already haven't posted
your disgust on Twitter and Reddit,
hold up, because for those who aren't able, for whatever reason, to join up and watch the video, we haven't forgot about
you guys.
Declan suggests that maybe during the visual moments of this episode, the Baron, that's
me. Come in and give a little commentary and explain what is going on, or just give
some random thoughts during certain scenes to make the audio version of this year's
Miondi Spooktacular, and just a little bit different experience than the audio version of this year's Mjundi Spooktacular.
Just a little bit different experience than the video version.
Will that work?
I don't know, I'm not even sure if it'll work at all, but we'll give it a try.
So without further ado, let's begin the Mjundi's 2020 Tellum Steve Dave Halloween Spooktacular.
Hey, TESD town Sven Goole from ETV here to let you know is time for the 2020
Tell them Steve Dave Halloween spooktacular
Yeah, Mori. What kind of jobs are you getting me?
Well here. I'm trending every Saturday night on Twitter
I was even in the Dick Tracy comic strip this month and you have me doing intros for a third-rate podcast. I mean really how much am I getting paid for this?
What? These three contestants will have a chance to elevate into something more than human
tonight and become the newest member of the colored cadre of beans. As a new, never before
a scene barring will be introduced to the world
all this and more we will reveal next on the 2020 tell them Steve Dave Halloween spooktacular
how freaking badass is that intro i still can't believe that the Svengulli agreed to do the intro to this year's Halloween podcast.
I mean, it is surreal that the man is a part of
Tellum Steve Dave now.
I mean, I'm sure it's only a few second video,
but to me, it means everything,
and I really can't thank him enough for doing it.
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you, Swanguli. Hello and welcome to the 2020 edition of the Tellum Steve Dave Halloween Extravagames
of the Spook-Cacular.
Who would like to call it?
It's Andy Jeff.
Y'all we here.
We're here with Sunday Jeff.
We're here with the white Baron.
Hello.
We're here with the regular Baron. Hello. We're here with the regular Baron.
Happy Halloween, fellas.
Happy Halloween, man.
Now you'll excuse the Baron if he's flustered tonight
because there's a lot at stake on this episode,
maybe more so than any other episode of Tellm Steve Dave.
Well, maybe the Christmas episode we had more at stake
because we gave away all that money to the orphanage.
We didn't even get on the local news.
No newspapers, no online presence.
Nobody even gave a fuck that we gave away.
How much we gave away like, how much money we gave away?
Chuck, how much was that?
It was like 10 grand, right?
I don't think it was down to 10 grand.
And nobody even knows we gave it away.
Okay.
I was way way off.
It was actually five grand that we gave the orphanage last year, but still,
five grand should have gotten us something
at the very least a tweet, five grand.
And five grand, I don't know where I came up with 10 grand.
I don't know.
Did you even get like a written thank you notice
from an orphan or something?
Nothing, we got nothing.
I'm so glad I didn't go
wasn't even mentioned on our own Twitter I mean we got no props for giving away all that cash
that was a lot to give away it's crazy something back right I mean I see rappers give away a
thousand dollars at Denny's to a waitress and they they trend yeah we give you a 10 grand
and nobody said shit again
Wasn't 10 grand it was only yes only five grand, but I still stand by my outreach
Dude after the after that bombing and Manchester remember that a couple years back We played that arena that the following summer and we donated the entire night's
gate to right the Manchester like the foundation to help people nobody from the place ever even showed up that night to thank us
And we've never heard a word since
It's a way more than 10 grand
Yeah, he should be the reason it was a song that arena we gave millions we get down
We gave we gave the money a hundred percent like Manchester strong
Whatever like the one was and they maybe would come up to take the fake check and
other like that. You know what that means, kill? Yeah, no more charity. Right, time-stief days
is done with the charity game. Done. Now it's all about, you know, barons and elevating and becoming
denny gods. I mean, maybe ever more so while you've got a kid with a cochlear implant or some
shit like that, or somebody's house burns down, you know, I'm down. We'll see. We'll see how much
PR we can get out of it
and then we'll decide if we're gonna go anymore charity.
You know what the problem was, you saw it out.
It didn't come to us.
I think we're more successful when it comes to us.
You were like, let's give money to orphanage, yeah.
But you figured the orphanage would do a little bit
of something like, call news 12, call the local paper,
tweet about it for fuck's sake, do something,
give us some sort of recognition. Nothing. It's 10 grand. Okay, again, it may not have been 10 grand, but still,
we're talking 5 grand, $5,000, and your fridge couldn't, you know, I don't know,
contact the local news, a newspaper, tweet about it. Put it on their website. It's $5,000.
Oh my God, it was crickets.
For $5,000.
Crickets.
We're not that altruistic.
We want our ignition.
Thank you.
Thank you.
All right, so tonight's episode,
we're gonna be playing a series of games.
And there is, like I said, so much at stake, really a lot of
stake for you Q the most. Yeah. Because in 2018 you became the white Baron. And
tonight you have a chance to elevate to become the newest member of the
colored cadre of fiends. Okay. The newest color in the in the spectrum
of the colored cadre of fiends. But that doesn't mean, you know, that you guys don't have a lot
to play for, because if Q comes in first, he elevates. But if he comes in second, he stays as the
white barren. And whoever comes in first becomes the new Baron. This only happens once every thousand years
where you guys skip being a white Baron
like 2020, that's why we can do this.
In 2021, then we could do it again if we're still around.
I'm close enough.
It seems like the math works.
So if Q comes in second, status quo for Q,
he remains the white Baron
and one of you guys
becomes the new colored baron.
If Q comes in third, that means whoever comes in first becomes the new colored baron,
whoever comes in second becomes the new white baron and Q is defraught.
Nice.
Nice.
You may be welcome.
I mean, it's the ultimate humiliation.
It's because it's a maskulation on a world stage.
Everybody's going to be laughing.
You're less than half a man.
If you become, you know, if you lose tonight, if you come in third.
I got news for you though.
You know, energy can either be created nor destroyed.
This is going to be repercussions if I'm cast out of the barren hood.
Really? Yeah. It might have an enemy. Oh, you might go rogue. Troy, this is gonna be repercussions if I'm cast out of the barren hood.
Really?
Yeah.
Might have an enemy.
Oh, you might go rogue. You might become a villain.
I have something planned if I lose that might bring the end of Tellum Steve
Dave.
That's how vicious.
Wow, you've just off the stakes.
Yeah.
To the podcast, my answer not if you lose.
I think Brian's gonna throw it because I don't think he wants to be a power not bad
Whose buttons can't pull this way more than I need that
For fuck sake, it's gonna be good news is I'm a parent
Angle on welfare. Yeah, There's a whole bunch of stuff.
It's not a change.
We're going to call it orphanage.
See we get that.
They don't need it.
Now,
as you saw, we opened with an unbelievable video.
All right.
Now, oh, Kewy, now you want to take the mask off and play without the black
the mask.
I think we're going to allow that.
We live in a COVID. I'll leave this this mask on okay
It's gonna get a little hot for you in that big rubber mess
I already started to get a little faint and it's only been 10 minutes
I thought it'd be best if maybe we just stuck to maybe I could write something on this like oh my
Give me that Sharpie
What do you want to write I'll just write white baron?
Yeah, but you know that could become a meme and you might be like, but Trump may adopt that shit.
I love you all right, that's a good point.
That's what's a peed on you. I'll do the trying
with a brisk Photoshop and a different word.
Choose out of the job.
a brisk photoshop and a different word. Choose out of the job.
Oh, yeah.
You lost the hell of a lot more than being a parent at night.
Look at that.
We're just homeless.
You're not killing me.
I mean, certain places anyway.
All right, today we go.
It's a little unnerving to see you without the full regalion, but like I said, you've got to take a consideration.
Yeah, if we want to play outside in the parking lot, yeah, I'm fine with that, but I don't think anybody else.
What does it say?
It's just the...
Oh, okay, the Illuminati, the All-Sing Eye.
Yeah, but now I have another issue because the fuck it's sharpie, a fume.
They're filling the mask, I wish I was kidding.
You want another mask? a few. They're filling the mask. I wish I was kidding. I could push it back.
Well, I have to get a different mask.
No, it's fine. Okay.
Now, as you saw that opening video, we had the legendary
Spengouli kick us off tonight. And to play homage to the
greatest horror host ever, I thought I my assistant tonight. Tom
Milosowski from the All-Mew Sunday Gepho. I thought it'd be apropos if he was my
right-hand man today as Tom's wooly. Now for those not on Patreon they may not
know Tom and please. After the reaction from some who I saw having a meltdown because
we dared to talk to someone new last episode, Tom is not new. He's been on the Sunday
Jeff show for the last two years and has become an invaluable member of the pod with his
game ideas and craftsmanship. The reason I asked him to dress as Sven's Gouli, because
I thought it would be a nice nod of respect to the real Sven Gouli who was nice enough to grace us with his presence to
open the show.
And you know, my dream one day is to have the Baron and Sven Gouli on the same stage, I don't
know, not stage.
I'm not going to go on a stage with Sven Gouli, but you know, in the same room at least
where we can, you know, not stage. I'm not gonna go on a stage with Funguli, but you know in the same room at least where we can You know interact on a podcast, but for now
This may be as close to to that dream as we ever get. He looks like slashes corpse
Yeah, it's not hurting. It's an unnerving effect looking at him. I mean is there anything better than
Having the Baron and you know, it's a cosplaying, Senguli.
I've been an off-brand Senguli.
But this is as close as probably you're ever gonna get
to the Baron and Senguli being shoulder to shoulder
side by side.
Now, if that wasn't enough, I also have another assistant.
Not only do I have the greatest horror host of all time,
helping me, I also have the greatest,
the second, I'll just let it, I'll just let it speak for itself. Get him?
Newish Frankenstein.
Howdy guys. The mistress of the dark is here, along with Spengolief.
So at this point, even without visuals,
I'm sure those listening can tell Gidem is entered the picture dressed in an alvira costume.
I got him admit, I was really surprised at the underwhelming reaction from the boys.
I thought it was a pretty good idea to have Spenguli,
the Baron in alvira hosting the Spooktacular,
and Gidem is all in.
He's wearing eyelashes, lip stick, a form-fitting dress, with a plunging neckline, a wig, and
fishnets.
He is, as always, 100% committed.
Now, originally, Gidem was going to wear his green Spandex costume, that he has worn previously
on past years Halloween specials, but then I thought,
well if I'm gonna have Thomas Van Goole, we really really should have an Elvira. And when I ask
Gidem, you know, what were the chances he would dress as Elvira, you know, getting in a skin tight
dress and with a plunging neckline? You know, I thought I'd have to talk him into it. I mean, his immediate answer was, yeah, whatever. Sounds good. So, I mean, for those haters out there, if
there are any of them, please keep it to yourself. The podcast kid is a mix of the voice standup
and saluting. Oh my god. Oh, he fit. You got $1.00 on that.
He looks like a bearded woman in a fucking...
In a fucking shop.
I wish you would go stand somewhere else that I don't have to...
This is disgusting.
I mean, the virus howled and looked a thousand times.
Oh yeah.
This is so...
She doesn't have to work for balls.
Now look, in one room together, the three greatest horror hosts ever, Tom's Woolie, El
Vira and Baron von Flanagan.
Where did you even get the dress?
Ball Tatted.
I ordered it on Amazon.
The wig.
I thought it looked great.
Do you?
You're wearing a mask.
You can't see it.
That's the f***.
What did you get your feet?
Did you get the fish nuts from Lane Bryant?
Stop.
Just stop.
Alright, well, I mean,
you guys look more relaxed than I thought.
I don't need to see that light.
What were you looking for?
I just thought that would be this is like a party atmosphere.
I thought you guys would be fine.
We're looking like a party's a unicorn.
Some cat calls.
I don't know.
I know. I was in the company of a woman an hour ago.
A real woman.
It's like very good hot for them.
Alright, get on your go over here please.
You have eyelashes on too.
Yeah, yeah.
It's big eyelashes. You're gonna have to work. Yeah. That's what I'm going to do. I got to go over here please you a bylash is on
All right, so what would it take Sunday
Ever did you dress up two weeks ago? Have you guys ever fantasized about being a little fire?
Not a fire not a certainly not anymore. You don't want that beard personal against yours
Yeah, I mean at this point I'd rather fuck spend
Hi, Mary
I predicted three something wrong.
Can you just do it?
Just get him two of them.
Yeah, because he actually has, like, if you didn't go for it,
that was not half.
That was not half.
That was not half.
That was not half.
That was not half.
That was not half.
That was not half.
That was not half.
That was not half.
That was not half.
That was not half.
That was not half.
That was not half. That was not half. That was not half. That was not half. Come here, honey. I'm afraid that knife is gonna shoot out.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That's great.
Give him a box.
Who's got the hands in?
We'll tell him.
Thank you.
And you don't think we should end, tell him Steve Dave.
No.
Sage, meet your new mother.
Thank you, Dan.
I'm for being such a good sport.
Oh, no, thank you.
And being able to buy it tonight.
Thank you for keeping me waiting for an hour.
All right, so guys, you're going to play a almost like
jeopardy.
Tom's Woulee has created this board with a bunch of categories.
You guys are going to pick the categories and we have a
whole bunch of guests
That you're gonna be able to watch on the video screen
Read you questions and you guys buzz in when you think you know anything. Oh, absolutely. We have buzzers now supplied by an aunt
He'll get a credit in the credits. I can't remember his name right now. Okay
But we actually have timers now, so we'll see who actually buzzes in first.
No human Arab Ryan Johnson. You are pissed and undowarding Sunday scholars. I recall you kept saying
before you buzzed in quicker than you did. I think so. Well, I was left up to the eye of Tom Gooley,
right? I don't remember buzzing you at all. Now Sunday, you were sleep-proud. Now Sunday,
this is your first time ever being on Tom's seat. They've hauled a little special right I think I talked to me
other day and he said it with like
Like he like he felt the way to the world. I thought it's true
Well talking to Sunday before this he seemed almost nervous about being on the Halloween special and you know how some people
Combat nervous by shaking their leg or biting their nails. I think Sunday combats his nerves by fucking texting his woman constantly.
Keep an eye out for how many times he's on his phone texting throughout this episode.
Like, he's like, I never know, I'm told Steve that.
I mean, this is like, you know, something special.
I mean, it's like, I've been on the Christmas ones and everything else and be like, I'm
looking at the grey stones when I'm not here.
All right.
But I mean, like, he really felt like, you know, he felt like honored to come here,
so I felt like we had to up the ante a little bit.
Oh, well, it seems like you have interest in him.
This is how we roll.
Well, he's not even on camera,
and he's walking with a swish around.
He's so shaggy.
He's so shaggy.
So, he just went to get a pen and swished.
When you have a one-on-one. When you have a one in, honey,
when you have a 148,
he is not gonna break character the entire time.
He's not gonna do it.
He's all Vira until we say cut.
Okay.
So can we bring him back,
but I can do like a hooker's at the point now.
I'd watch you walk for a little bit.
So does somebody surprise with Sunday's obsession
with women and prison movies that he pulls and HBO hookers at the point joke at this moment?
Elvira don't fell on down times.
All right, so are you guys ready to begin?
And Sunday, you know what's that stake here?
Yes.
You could become more than human tonight.
Mm-hmm.
And some of you guys may become human again.
More or less than you, you better hope that doesn't happen.
So, though, like I'd be remiss if we didn't hit what
is everyone's favorite Halloween segment,
most offensive costumes.
Okay.
Can you show it while?
I don't know.
I don't know the way everything.
I don't know.
Okay. I thought you were how to do that. I don't know how to do that.
I thought you were just gonna say get on this.
You guys seem to be like very offended at when get-a-walking.
You guys didn't like do-you just had like a real nasty like,
like middle America discuss look on your face.
What were you looking for?
I really thought you guys would be getting up like,
you know, like fucking hootin' and hollerin' like slamming a fable.
Are you guys ready to begin to now queue?
Yeah.
Since you are the only baron at the table.
That's true. Only 998 years to go.
It's a little bit color baron.
You're gonna get to go first.
Let me read you some of the categories.
So let Tom do it since he created this.
It's his baby.
Take it away, Tom Tom read the categories. Southern
gentleman's a skewed view. Would you like me to describe that? Oh, no.
No, no. So for those with no visuals, Tom has created a Halloween
jeopardy board with categories that I would be remiss if I didn't take this
moment to just a gush at his craftsmanship and eye for detail. I mean, he does great, great work.
T-S-D-Town Hall, Cliff Quotes, Frank and Five,
and what's in the title?
Is Cliff Quotes from Ming-C-Cen?
Is that where the cliff comes from?
Or is it just a play on Cliff Notes?
I guess we'll see.
Oh, no!
All right, we'll see.
But remind them they do have to.
Now, when you guys want to skip to a different category,
yeah, all I ask is you have to ask the first question first.
So the person whose category this is,
can we can see and meet them?
They have a little Halloween message for you.
Yeah, yeah, but they don't have those messages
and underneath.
So whatever you go to a new category,
let's just start with the first envelope.
Oh, so wall four and five.
Yes, four and five.
If you guys get a correct answer on anything four or five,
that allows you to pick a coffin.
And in these coffins or challenges,
that my mistress of the dark will try to achieve,
along with the help of the Baron.
And if he does achieve the physical challenge,
you guys get four or five extra points depending upon which question
it was. Now Tom you're going to be keeping score right? Absolutely. Okay. Any questions?
Some. Effie a cheese. Effie a cheese. There's some challenges that are really easy or some that are
challenges. I'm going to tell you I'm a little nervous because normally it's sort of like a
crap shoot these games but I'm against like two Titans right here. They both know so much about horror
Yeah, this is very horror
Maybe slanted tonight's Halloween episode. There are no tricks except at the end maybe
All right, so get them. We're not gonna play the very first video. We're just gonna jump right to
Categories, okay, so get him. We're not gonna play the very first video. We're just gonna jump right to Categories. Okay. Is the TV on? No
My wife said
She was not happy. I was taking the TV
She said if the TV breaks Tom Steve days behind me a new TV
Yeah, and I was like we got it
I don't give up breaking on
I took that infinite money this year we're fine Yeah, we're not giving away anybody to our cuz this year We can buy a phone out of a restaurant. I don't give a fuck in breaking on purpose.
I took that lamp for his money this year. We're fine.
Yeah, we're not giving away anybody to our business this year.
I'm gonna buy you 70 intertv for this plate.
Breaking on purpose.
38K, anything you want, baby.
Yeah, but she was very concerned I was gonna break the TV.
Even though this TV, we bought a target, it was like 100 bucks.
even though this TV, we bought a target, it was like, $100.
So,
he's very happy to report.
The TV was bought home safe and sound,
not a scratch on it.
All right, cool.
What would you like to kick it off,
but we got a Southern gentleman,
you know, well, Tom, right,
I'll tell you which one you have,
picture interest.
Let's go to TST Town Hall, number one.
TST Town Hall, number one TST Town Hall number one.
All right, now you guys get them or
our fire is going to play a video.
You're going to listen to it and when you
think you know the answer buzz in and then we
don't have to wait for the video to end.
No, because we I'll just know I'll just know who buzzed in
first. Okay, you might want to crank up the volume.
Yeah, how do you do that?
This is my volume. Yeah, how do you do that? Yeah, this is my TV
Luckily you've got every moat that I said you should bring I have the remote which is like it says 35
Well, I don't hear anything everybody ready ready
Oh, hey Hello everybody and tell them Steve Dave Town, for the Lance here.
I want to wish everybody a very happy Halloween and have a true question for you.
In what horror movie did Captain Howdy appear in?
Okay. Happy Halloween to everybody. Be safe and hopefully I'll see you soon. Maybe at the stash. Happy Halloween everybody, be safe, and hopefully I'll see you soon.
Maybe at the stash.
Happy Halloween.
But there's a dog. There's a cat down.
Can't see it.
I don't know how the lights did it in a dark room.
The lights are a big on lighting.
White bearer, you buzzed it first.
What is the answer to that?
What movie did Captain Howdy appear in?
I fucked up
I don't know the answer. It's a cast of a thousand corpses, but that's captain Spolder. Right?
Yes, I missed that up
Correct answer. Yeah
I mean you guys can't steal it, but does anybody at the table know he that yeah, extra sisters
Exorcist can't to two of them then have a like a buzz off?
Why do you need a buzz off work for the answer to the question?
I don't know why, but we don't know.
Oh, okay.
I wasn't here for the rules.
I was just for you.
You just can't realize how it was a cat, right?
Right.
All right, who gets to go now then
when somebody gets a wrong answer in jeopardy?
I think we just go down though. All right, Brian, got it. Pick it. Pick it.
Top cover. Yeah.
Let's go for Franken five.
Here I asked Frank to reprise his role as Franken five, which isn't all that easy because he has to
put all this green makeup on, but he did it with no hesitation. And that is why I love work.
I was frank. He just makes everything he's in more fun
because of his personality.
And he actually did these videos twice.
He submitted the first batch of videos without the makeup on
and then later on, I was like,
oh man, you know what would be cool?
If you became Frank and five again for this
and again without hesitation, the man just was like,
absolutely, I'll send it to you tomorrow, and he did.
And that's why I love Frank V.
All right.
Please watch the video.
Ready?
Ready.
Hello, in happy Halloween, I'm Frank in V.
And this is the Halloween episode.
I see we're in store for some very scary stuff tonight.
And speaking of scary, I just love Gidem's costume.
Don't you?
It kind of looks like sickening the sea monster if he was taking hormone therapy.
See Baron, that's what happens when you tell me to adlib.
I'll stick to the script.
Question number one, name the five movies with their subtitles that are in the exorcist franchise.
No buzzers.
Honestly, I thought there were three.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing?
Huh.
Okay, all right.
No buzzers. I don't know. I know four of them. I think I okay, all right. No buzzers.
I know four of them.
I think I really, I think I'll, I think I'll lose any points.
We would have watched any of them after the third one anyway.
Now to make sense of what Frank five said there, he didn't realize that he was
going to be Elvira.
He thought he was going to dress in that green onesie. That's why that's segmented in C monster joke. Just
to make it like I think it works still. Do you want to take a shot at it? I'm using
boys. I know it's the hair. I'm not a third one. Did actresses do even have a subtitle?
Yeah, her tick. Oh, it was the second one. I was the heretic third one was I can't remember
Legion Legion. Yeah, I didn't even know there's a fourth and fifth one. Oh
Yeah, no answers. You only guys want to know what it is. Not as well. Yeah
Oh, no, yeah, but I put it in here. It's
Damn, I can't believe you fucking horror hounds
Okay, exorcist First one doesn't have a fucking subtitle
Number two the heretic
Three is Legion
For the beginning
And five prequel to the exorcist. Oh, did you see them?
I saw some parts of it. They were pretty shitty.
Yeah.
That was a rough one.
Rough or rousing starch.
Wow.
Do you want a squirrel date or?
Now, Sunday, how many fucking Fangory magazines do you have?
It doesn't matter. I mean, he's just like,
I don't see every single heart. They sucked.
But they're still the exorcist. I don't think I've seen the last two. Fast Sunday fact here. Sunday Jeff not only owns a full run of
Fangoria, he also owns full runs of scary monsters, G-fan and Starlog.
The two that you just said, I don't even remember ever hearing that Alan this is so here late
What was that?
It's not like someone was attempting to hijack the signal there for a second
You can look at the other two we didn't get the answer right, but you are a horror
Efficient not oh you are I fucking I told my wife that like you should get everyone. He's right, he's gonna be a fucking walk in the park for him.
Don't care about that, just worry about our teeth.
I'm not gonna be his guardian, I might know, but I'm saying that
Exorcist, I don't know man, it's just-
Don't you want a full run of fangour?
Yeah, but I mean, again, it's a real deal.
Yeah, just because you have to do you know everything about every comic book that you've ever read?
Yes.
That's a lot. That's a lot.
That's not posting.
I actually do know everything about every comic I have ever read.
All right, son, do you want me to show that to you?
You're going to get the picked first.
All right.
I guess we'll go with Cliff Notes.
Cliff Notes.
Cliff quotes.
Oh, Cliff quotes.
Is it TV turned up?
Oh, yeah.
It's going to be a problem when we hit one point, but we'll deal with it then.
What's the problem?
It's gonna be loud when it hits one point.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Why?
Well, think about it.
Just go, keep going.
Let's go.
My assistants went even too cryptic for me here.
They must have thought I was the blue Baron.
All right, it's just like he's writing for baby food there.
Right? Okay. Hey, what, uh, fight close like he's raining for baby food. Ready? Okay.
Hey, what's up guys? Happy Halloween.
Here's your first clue.
Smiley's son of a bitch. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha What's that quote from that is from George? Yes on the board Sunday Jeff nice works on
I thought he was like doing a he wrote right into the question
I thought we were gonna get like a little Ming Chen song and dance no he had a podcast to get to
He's close to the door he's ready about to leave
He's easier than father Lance. All right. Yeah, he even went to blow through these. He was in a hurry that day
Okay, he didn't give me the same bells and whistles, everybody.
I mean, look at Frank, you fucking gotten makeup and everything.
This guy's already got one foot out the door already.
I thought he was going as a liver failure victim.
It's Mr. Jokes.
When's the last time you heard any good,
John's is jokes.
The Sunday, Jeff, you're on the board
and you have control of the game board.
You can go anywhere you want.
Oh, we don't have to do the number ones.
You don't have to do no.
You go to number two here.
You can go to number two here.
You can go to number two here.
Three, four, five.
Let's go.
Anyone that's already in pitch.
Yeah, what's wrong?
Let's stick with the cliff quotes.
We'll go with challenge number five.
Wow, he's got greedy for points this guy. He wants to be a baron bitch. Yeah
You get to pick a coffin. Well, he didn't get it right yet. Oh, that's right. I guess that. Oh
All right, I'm ready for something for
Fourth, worth quote no five number five five quotes number five
And here's your fifth and final clue.
Well, hello, Mr. Fancy Pants.
I got news for you, Pell.
You're leading by two things right now.
Jack and shit.
And Jack just left time. Oh, White Baron you buzzed in first army darkness
correct
Bruce Campbell in army
Alright now you get a physical challenge and you get to pick one so I get five points right now
You're top of the
I already got five. Yeah, well then let's do
Let's do third one
in middle one on the top row.
This one?
Yeah, that's it.
OK.
Got a good shot at that.
Those palm olives.
Oh, they open right?
Magic soaking in it.
Here you go, Tom Zooling.
Did you put the pictures of the skeleton in there?
No, they were already in it from the dollar store.
Very good.
All right, the first physical challenge
for the mistress of the dark,
which is worth five extra points for you.
Who is the skeleton limbo?
So we're gonna get to see that fucking figure.
Oh yeah.
Try to get under a limbo pole.
Try to keep your own poles under control as you touch it.
So if he successfully doesn't, I get five more points.
Yeah.
Alright, so we're going to bring the limbo poll in,
and we're going to see the mistress,
shimmy and shake underneath the poll.
You're not going to have points, Kueh, I hate to say it.
You're going to make your slam into the ground.
Come on, get him.
She didn't get a credit in the end at the, when the credits roll,
but the limbo poll was provided by my wife who uses it
in her classroom for the kids, every Halloween during the Halloween parties.
Where would you think, Tom's willy-wing think right here or right here?
I'm a ceiling.
I think right here is fair.
Right?
I mean that's a challenge.
Possibly because like six three.
All right, you want to go up one more?
One more then.
We'll go up one more.
There you go.
Okay, so obviously Victor, we're're gonna pipe in some limbo music
Remember you're not gonna be okay, so if you get under
So let me just reset the picture here get him who is in an alvira costume is
the picture here. Get him who is in an El Vira costume is limboing and you're still listening to this rather than joining up to the Patreon and watching this hot mess.
So we can't touch it or we can't knock it off.
Just can't knock it off.
We'll put some limbo rock in there.
Yeah, we'll put some music in there.
Oh, really? And we're here?
Sorry, give. I'm sure to know and surprise a granite statue looks more pliable than Gidom.
Oh, you got it!
Yeah!
So close.
And much like my error earlier with a 10 slash 5 grand, Gidham does not got it.
No challenge points for Q.
Oh boy.
You know, Gidham is a friend you leave a lot to be desired. I Do not want to pick number three.
You're right. You're right. It's my fault. I love you, but
All right, but I still got five palm on the bottom of the lead. Commanding lead is the right place.
Your first place, but boy would have been nice to get those five extra points to get that big space in between your opponents.
That's not one of the harder challenges tonight though. Okay. So everything else I think, that may be in the hardest one.
No, I'm gonna do more.
We'll see.
Alright, Q, you have control of the board.
You're in the lead with five points. Sunday you got one, Brian.
Zero.
Zero.
Well, if my instincts are correct, we're about to get a healthy dose of Maxwell, my friend.
We're going to do a Southern dose of Maxwell, my friend. We're going to do a Southern gentleman's, a skewed view.
I really love how Maxwell just embraced his category and made it his own,
and brought his own voice to it because he brings the exact energy I was looking for
when I explained with the category and tailed, and how we have to explain it.
He nails all five of these descriptions.
You don't have to reuse this quite gently.
Quite gently.
Okay, get him ready.
Ready.
And bless the Baron and keep him safe for all of his days.
Amen.
Ah, welcome everybody.
Happy Halloween.
Glad to see you down here in hell, Brian Walt, Q, Mike, Ming,
Get them all the indentured servants of Tellum Steve Day Town. It's good to see you.
I'm down here deep in Hades with my man's bandit of skeleton,
Shongo the Skull, and Maxwell's right hand man, right hand.
This 1972 horror flick tells the story of four pretentious elitist assholes who stroll
in and invade a nice little country town and start galking, terrorizing and murdering
everything in sight, with total fucking disregard
for the locals who are there to show them love and affection.
It's bullshit.
Happy Halloween.
What do you guys think that is?
It's an astute view.
It's not, he's not really describing the movie.
He says, oh, well, you can answer if you think it,
you know what it is, white bear, but one point.
I know. I just sounds like I don't deliverance. Yes
Yeah, so wait a second. Yeah, try to figure this out you guys look very confused
Basically summarizes the movie yeah, different perspective. Yeah
The hillbillies he said something. Yeah, that made me think it wasn't but yeah, that's not the perspective of the hillbillies. He said something, yeah, that made me think it wasn't,
but yeah, that makes sense.
Get it?
Yeah, I never really considered deliverance a hard one.
Oh, really?
You would be okay with it.
It's not a hard one.
Maybe you're smart with the ability on a reverse.
I'll tell you this.
That's not a hard one.
It was never in Fangoria.
The way Rich is never in fucking anything
in Fangoria, that's all right.
Sunday is correct.
Fangoria never did do any articles on deliverance.
Nonetheless, any red blooded dude
who watches deliverance should think it's a horror movie.
Are you gonna tell me he don't think deliverance is a horror movie?
I never thought of it as a horror movie.
It's pretty horrific, right?
A biological thriller.
Yeah, so much that.
Dramaty.
I'm not here to quibble, I got it right.
I didn't get the point, but that's the-
I think you guys got it now, right?
You got it. It's going from a view of SKU.
We're kind of tying in with SKU Southern gentleman.
I thought it was clever.
It was good.
It is good.
We understand it.
Oh, Baron, you still got it.
He got it wrong. So, you're second.
Go ahead, bro. You take control. He got it wrong so Brian your second go ahead Brian you take control he got it wrong okay Sunday then all right let's see
here why don't we go with um what's in the type oh boy I really like come on so you
got this baby you fucking don't harm baby don't fucking doubt yourself well what
are we going for and what's in the title going for? And what's in the title? Is this explained or what's in a title? Okay. So in this one, there is no video.
It's just a still. And you guys are going to have to identify the movie poster.
But the title has been removed. I've removed the title of the movie in Photoshop,
leaving only the poster. So when did you learn Photoshop, leaving only the poster. So... When did you learn Photoshop, Aaron?
I think it's Mr. So the Nighthound to help with it.
I know when it was not even a fucking...
Aaron created photos.
I didn't put the picture.
I didn't put crayons in shit.
All right, go ahead, give him number one on,
it's on the title.
Oh god, damn it.
I didn't even fucking post anything.
Sunday, Jeff.
Right? You gotta be ready. But just to make sure you're working. Oh god damn it. I didn't even fucking Sunday Jeff
Number three who's number three Sunday Jeff what is the title of that movie?
Shocker. Yes, that's what I do to Elvira later
That's what I do to Elvira later
I'm the board for another point right? Yeah, so updated score is Q is in the lead with five
Sunday Jeff has to and Brian has taken Sunday Jeff's Bob
Where I usually come back at the end and then lose so there's still some excitement All right Sunday you have to try I told you don't add yourself I
All right Sunday you have to try told you don't tell yourself you're the fucking that daddy hard
A challenge in that and what's in the title or four or a challenge
Sunday's not playing games and he's here to win hard is not five. Is it all right? You got to give us a countdown before you're okay. Yeah. Okay guys ready looking
Three two one
Brian Johnson no white barring
I thought it was Prometheus, but it's not
So I don't know Prometheus, but it's not. So I don't know. Prometheus. Oh, it's not Prometheus.
It's not that you know what it is, right?
That's him.
Nope.
No!
No!
That's Mary.
Brian Johnson knew it.
I get it when it doesn't count.
It's very.
Yeah, maybe come on.
All right, so this category is another example of how video will be so much more satisfying
When we are showing movie posters with no titles so close
In your other in your
Former life when you were just a human being you worked in a video store. Yeah, I
In the 90s, so you so you had a lot of exposure to
80s horror right on that on the VHS yeah yeah yeah dead and buried is a ring of
Bell does not ring of Bell West the guy from nightmare what's creepy on Elm Street isn't it right
Robert
I'm gonna open the movie if you never heard of the great movie it's a really good movie
Oh check out the same guy I think who wrote wrote that vampire movie with Bill Paxton in it.
The fuck was in the near dark.
Oh, near dark.
Pretty sure the same guy wrote that one.
I don't know.
Do I get a point for that?
That's right, Darwin.
The perfect use of the rubber chain.
All right.
Um, you go back to the rubber chain. All right, um, you can go back to it.
White Baron.
Yes.
You're got control of the board.
What would you like?
Uh, let's do cliff quotes for four.
I've got a challenge.
Yeah.
Cliff quotes.
All right.
So get ready to play it in three, two, one. All right, here's your fourth clue.
Ah, listen to them.
The children of the night, what sweet music they make.
Put this guy.
What is he doing?
I think he would do a little like you did the last one.
Brian Johnson, you buzzed in first.
What is that quote from?
Dracula.
Dracula.
He's on the board.
Finally.
Four points and you got a challenge.
So you get to go into the coffins.
All right.
Pick a good one, big boy.
Second down from the left.
Come out here, get him.
Let's get you out here here You'll let you pick
Bottom second you're off camera. There you go. Don't touch your mistress like
He looks like David DeVito in Batman returns
You know returns. Yeah, I think from behind that you can like he doesn't know what's
looking at him from behind.
Right. So you're saying that you are looking at him behind it and he's like, I mean, it's not as horrible
as I thought it was going to look from behind.
He's touched.
All these terms are like, that's a hell of a couple.
You guys got to work together.
I don't know if this is a good idea.
You might not hit my head that costume on all the time.
Yeah, tober.
First.
Shot.
He's wearing it. The Christmas episode too.
Oh, first set. I thought he was wearing high heel boots the way.
That's Christmas Christmas.
That's Christmas Christmas card.
That's the effect I was going for.
Oh, I saw sex.
Those guys were supposed to be a lot closer together.
Why it's a major award?
So fragile.
Next Patreon gift.
Chenggili.
All right.
I like limp.
Challenge on the board.
Oh, this is a great challenge.
Gidham has one minute on the clock.
And he has to try to make either,
so they Jeff left or the white Baron.
If he can make either of those guys left in one minute,
you're going to get four extra points.
If they remain stoic, he's got a mask on though too.
So it's really going to be hard to tell if he left.
I'll be honest.
Yeah, I'll shoot straight.
All right, so you have 60 seconds.
But I play this game with the best. Yeah, was I giving it a bit of an service to this one?. I'll shoot straight. Alright, so you have 60 seconds.
But I play this game with the best.
Was I giving it an advanced service to this one?
Yeah, he's not.
I wanted you to come in at least on something cold.
Could I have the one thing that needs to be called be kept cold instead of this?
I tell you, I know there's a segment of Tell and Steve Dave viewers who are going to have
some fucking more enjoyment than they thought
at it is right I'm I used to know a girl who really got excited when guys gender bent so
all right you got 60 seconds on the clock some bully Tom bully I hope you got a good plan
over right so you go go up there do whatever you want to try to make them laugh in five four three two one go
Seducion What? Seduce him though, I'm not gonna make a laugh.
Did it work?
Did you miss the spot?
You got a joke?
Yeah, tell a good joke.
I bought these boots at Walmart.
I want these boots for something.
That's not like a laugh. Why don't know. That even close.
Big shout everybody.
So the play by play for this challenge is pretty simple.
Get them throws his hands up. He walks around with a weird limp
and pretty much stares at the contestants while saying, I don't know what to do
for almost a minute
And he also attempted to tickle Sunday Jeff to make him laugh but to no avail
15 seconds
Wakawaka! Who's the wuzzle?
He's gonna use those points.
Time!
You know what? It was a good effort.
That's a tough one.
He's dressed like that and you couldn't make him laugh.
Hmm.
Sunday, you're fucking rock.
Rock hard.
Yeah.
Ah!
Alright, so, Brian, you did get four points. I did not going to go for a what's in the title the fifth one. Another challenge. Yeah, I don't want to go for it.
Ooh, okay.
All right, so we're going to put the poster up there
without the logo, without the title in three, two, one.
Two, Brian Johnson.
Gooleys.
Gooleys, yes, five points.
Wow.
Did everybody know that?
Yeah, that I know.
Yeah, you know.
Okay, so you get to pick another coffin.
All right.
Sorry.
The one closest to you, farthest right on the back.
I'm bomb, sorry.
Yep.
Thank you, farthest right on the back. I'm bomb, sorry. Yep. Thank you, Mr. Sivair.
This, ooh.
Apple cider chug.
Gonna fill a mug with Apple cider
and he's got a chug it all down, what outstopping.
I figured you got this one.
So stay right here, Elvira, we get the props.
It's delicious hot or cold, just like me. She wants your bust out jokes like that when you're
trying to make them laugh. But when the pressure's on, he does not perform as well as he does when he's
off the cuff. Right? That's getting my neck says, yeah. Are you ready? When you try to try to do it on the angle,
it's going to be different.
All right, so we've got the apple cider.
It's sealed.
You know, um,
it's mint hammered.
Old orchard.
So it's definitely not like no frills.
It's a name brand.
They wrote a name on it.
The mug is being washed out.
Okay.
Okay.
Why the sticker's still on the bottom?
Well, I just rinsed it out.
I didn't wash it. I just rinsed it out I didn't
wash it is I just rinsed it out there's a fine layer of dust
so you got a chug at all without stopping there's no time limit so as long as
you just keep chugging you have to get it all down with not a drop in there. Okay. So you can do that bullshit where he spills most of it on his chest
and face or as you can do. Just to the camera. And then if you guys, but if he doesn't do it and he does,
and it does go all over him, if you want the points, maybe if you do a shot off his chest.
Found his cleavage. Oh, here in your mouth. Man, it's five points. so he's got to do it in one shug one chug
What do you guys think you can do it? I think you gotta do chug beer. I have an occasion
Oh wow, they've no room for. Now hold on before you start.
Let me get the bucket in case you're 30 to
out case there's a reversal of fortune.
This was no small mug that Giden was
chucking from Aaron Rogers would see this
mug and decline to participate because it's
so big. Only Packer fans are going to get
that joke.
I think it piss. First slug.
That's got to get over here.
I'll leave it to him right here, Baron.
Oh, shit.
There's a trash can right there.
I was going to use the cold room, but there's all sorts of stuff in it.
Things that could possibly be returned.
Last year's puke.
All right, Ovaro.
Go, man.
Go.
Ready?
Get set. Go. Chug, chug, chug. Go, man. Go. Ready? Let's set. Go.
Chug, chug, chug, chug. Go, go.
Oh my gosh. He's got this. This is done.
Oh my god.
I wonder if that was going to happen.
Like a two-year-old.
Oh, no.
Peace, oh cake.
Challenge completed in like five seconds.
There you go. Very ladylike.
I can't believe how fast it went.
That was crazy.
That's a bit more challenging.
Wow. impressive.
That was.
Thanks, O'Hara.
Five additional points of run.
Five additional points of run.
He jumps to the lead big time with that 14 Brian
Q five Sunday Jeff to ah
Get him's gluttony finely pays
Brian Johnson you can go anywhere
That's a fruit Apple it's not right. Let me go
It's not right. Let me go.
TSD Town Hall, the third one.
TSD Town Hall number three.
We're gonna play the video in three, two, one.
Happy Halloween fellas.
Here's the question for you guys. What 1983 horror movie featured a
shocking scene with an exposed transgender penis. Really Walt, you couldn't have left this one from Ming?
White Baron. Sleepboy Camp. Yes! Peace friends with the lady.
Yes! Peace friends with the lady.
That was good.
What are you doing?
Yes.
Excellent work, Marin.
That's a next, extra three points.
You very politically correct phrase question.
Nice work, Mike.
What was it politically correct for?
I think we would use a different word
if there were five years ago on Tome's D.P.
Oh, for sure.
For transgender.
Wrong one. We're much more D.P. for a transgender. Wrong one.
We're much more woke here now.
Yeah, absolutely.
Nobody wants to be excluded from the Halloween special.
White Baron, you have control of the board.
Yeah, I think we're going to go right to number five on TSD Town Hall.
Which Tiffany chef is moving?
We're getting all the challenges out of the way.
I got to get big moves here here. This guy so far ahead
Okay, but you do have
What was that that was that one for so he has what that was number three right?
I was a three. Yeah, so three you had the update scores. Yes. Oh
I just want to know so we keep track seven seven should Brian has 14 QS eight Sunday is two eight
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She's well bred.
Oh, hey, welcome to Creaky Studios.
This is your favorite Irish audio spry Creaky here.
I just wanna say a very happy Halloween
to all the guys in New Jersey and all the listeners at home.
Okay, people, I have just up the ante and trying to motivate you people
to go join the Patreon because finally,
after all these years, we reveal
what old creaky deckland looks like.
That's gotta be worth five bucks alone.
You know, I'm sure the Patreon website just crashed
with all the new members rushing all at once
to view this elusive video.
I have a question for you. Tell me this. How many films has there been in the
Leprechaun franchise?
Oh, that's a cute question.
Number three, Buzzden First, which is Sunday Jeff, how many films in the Leprechaun series?
I think it's five.
Oh, that's the... he's not...
He's not counting the... He's not counting the reboot there.
Oh, you know what though?
Didn't tell you this.
But since Sunday's fucking doing so poorly,
we're gonna let him take a challenge anyway,
because I want to use all the challenges.
Woo!
We know I missed some challenge.
All right.
How many was it though?
That's not a really one.
There's fucking E-Lepricom movies.
Can you believe that shit?
Eight Leopard Com movies?
What the fuck is watching that shit?
What?
How about a decklin?
Is that the first time you guys ever seen decklin?
No, I hung out with him.
That's right.
That's the first time I've ever seen him.
It looks good. Who's the girl? I've ever seen him. It looks good.
Who's the girl?
Oh, he was watching.
I, uh, Lepricon porn.
Oh, was he?
Lepricon 8.
If you listen to it again, he's going, oh, yes, she's a fine stock.
Yeah, really.
Yeah.
She's well-bred.
Oh.
All right.
So Sunday, Jeff, we're gonna give you the challenge.
So Lee, because we put so much effort into these challenges,
we don't want to leave any challenges unchallenged.
Too much, you know, has gone into this.
All right, I'm gonna pick box number one there.
Whoa.
Box number one, no, wire.
Thank you.
Welcome.
What kind of perfume you got on?
Applesider.
East.
East.
That's so nasty.
No, no, it's any more than.
Oh, byra has a yeast infection somehow
So good say that you say that
All right, let's go to the challenge
Small little dagger oh yes
Oh
So what's gonna happen is I'm gonna put a belt on hot dogs How many hot dogs. Oh, shit. Which is up to a sample. So what's gonna happen is, I'm gonna put a belt on of hot dogs. How many hot dogs are on the belt?
Six.
Elviro will have to take a bite at a Vich hot dog
within two minutes without pulling the hot dog off my belt.
If she can get a bite out of my eight hot,
my six hot dogs, you're gonna get five points.
I don't know.
Yeah, she's gonna get a belt on Okay, just bear with me for a second
here. This challenge more from putting hot dogs in a bucket and having
get them Bob for them. But in 2018, during the Halloween episode, we almost lost the
audio when we Bob for vermin. So Victor said, if there's anything we can do to not include
water into the game, it would be a wise choice. If I'm being honest, I knew this challenge
would be crazy looking, but I did not anticipate how disturbing it would look and I apologize.
I really, really apologize. I'm sorry.
I guess to take the mask off, we got guys sucking hot dogs.
Fighting, fighting.
What happened to him?
I think it's a lot of of transition in 2021. 2020.
A little too long.
Yeah, I know.
You're asking me.
All right, put the belt on.
All right.
I love it when we get my belt on.
Hot dogs.
You got to head it to get them.
Oh, this will tell us where we're going to put it.
This will tell us where we're going to put it. This is crazy. It's all right. This is crazy. Oh
It's alright. This is crazy
All worked up
I I'm just having very close to the real hot one. I hope not, these are just chicken and turkey. Pick your knocks out, get over there and put his wig on. Two minutes on the clock.
Oh my God.
Don't be shy, kid.
So how much time does he have?
Two minutes on the clock.
That's a lot of time.
He was right.
That would be way too much time to participate
in what is not our proudest moment.
But what's his positioning?
We're going to figure it out.
We have not practiced this.
Okay.
But I left the who you are.
I left something for the second and reach to that we can try.
If you're having problems like doing it like this without any help, I'm going to use that
chair and I'm going to get up on the chair.
Okay, all right, so we're back. If anything happens, please send the stage or
so I've got the hot dog belt on and I don't know if I told you this before but he cannot use his hands. He can only use his lips and his teeth. Right. He can only seize it with his mouth.
He's got to take one bite out without pulling the hot dog off the off the fishing line.
It's got two minutes.
And he doesn't have to he has not to eat it either.
He could spit the he could spit the hot dog out.
I think it's not even real hot dog.
No, they're bar as Polish sausages.
The most expensive thing that a dollar can buy. Oh, they're bar-ass Polish sausages the most expensive thing that a dollar can buy
All right, so Tom's really so you don't care if he spits as well
It's just as long as he gets
Always he gets them all yeah, as long as he gets all six hot dogs bitten into without pulling any hot dogs off the belt
You're gonna get the extra five points Sunday.
Nice.
Alright.
No, get them.
Do you have a, do you, do you have a method?
Are you gonna go like on your knees?
Are you gonna go into a tea bagging position?
I believe on my knees, yes.
Yeah.
Okay.
Get the proper angle.
I'm gonna swing them a little though.
You better be in a tea bagging position. Yeah. I might have to get up on your chair immediately, I'm gonna swing him a little though
Let's go
You're over the countdown they been behind the counter for today's. She had a lot of practice over the weekend. It won't just put... No, not that hot thought just with a string of this cock.
It's a string.
You won't notice it.
Is that good? That's good, right?
This isn't like a back-up popcorn trick, is it?
All right.
Oh my fell.
This is not blindfolded.
The belt is too tight.
All right, ready? Ready, go. Go.
You only took about two seconds into the challenge to realize I had made a horrible,
horrible error in miscalculation and going through with this challenge. Oh god, this is disturbing, man. Well, let me, let me go with my hair.
Let me give you some hair.
I think you guys need to do some hair back.
Let's get some hair back for the audio version of this.
Let's get hair.
Why do you need that job arm back?
Come on, get up.
Yeah, we're here back.
Get them.
Come on, you hungry little slut.
Come on, you hungry little slut.
Come on, you fucking filthy pig.
Come on, you hungry little slut. Oh, no way!
So why you fucking filthy pig?
Come on, you disgusting fucking slut.
Do it, you hellot.
Do it, you fucking slut.
Do it.
Look at him.
Get him in your fucking mouth, you whore.
At this point, I jumped onto the chair,
and that would prove a real miscalculation,
as get him got way way too close and personal
to my backside, and I would call off the hot dog belt challenge Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, So they got those points though. Burn that belt. Yeah.
Hey, Tron Giff.
Nice work, get him.
Oh, thank you.
Let's clean up somebody's face.
I mean, his face was all the way up all the way up.
That should be your profile for Tinder, like your profile shot.
Get him.
You're right, bud.
It's not the floor.
It doesn't matter.
I mean, it wouldn the hot dogs are.
I didn't know why, but I was way more disturbing than that.
It was going to be.
Yeah, it looks weird.
I don't know what the hot dogs are.
I don't know why.
I was way more disturbing than that.
Yeah, it looks weird.
I don't know what the hot dogs are.
I don't know why. I didn't know what the hot dogs I didn't know why but I was way more disturbing that's what it was gonna be. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for you. As an outside of every
hell it looked weird. Like if I stumbled upon that somewhere I'd be like I'm out of here.
Yeah, and wait till we can we show it in slow mode to some of this bite.
Things just spitting out. Yeah, I just thought that would sound like, you know, like a
like a innocent Halloween like Bob and for apples. Yeah, I didn't think it would be that
strange looking. Yeah, I was wrong.
Bob and the fallow. All right, who has control of the board, Tom? I know what's the updated
scores? Brian has 14, QS eight, Sunday has. All right. I think it would be queues to me.
Yeah, if it's any Jeff right.
All right, kid, where would you like to go?
Let's do, let's not do a challenge.
Let's give them a break.
Thank you.
And I love this.
Let's do Southern gentlemen number three.
All right, now this is a movie from a point of view that you're not used to. Right. Got it. Number what number? Three. Number
three and three two one. And watch over, get them Steve Day. And maybe do something about that gal.
Amen.
Ah, welcome back to Hell everyone.
This 1988 movie is about a group of aliens who are just doing their best, man.
Trying to fit in, trying to thrive on a new world.
When some fucking idiot comes along, starting fires, throwing gas on them.
Classic shit stirred. He tries everything
in his power to expose the aliens when they're just trying to live with a little bit of anonymity
within their community. But do you think that this rabble rousing xenophobic, twight
piece of shit gives a fuck about an aliens rights to privacy?
Nah man.
White bear and you buzzed in first.
Yeah, that's good.
Yeah, thing.
But then, no,
it's not a good.
Oh my god.
What are you doing?
That's 82 the thing.
I think it's, can I say?
Yeah.
They live.
They live.
They live?
They live.
Oh.
Remember, they're right. The privacy. They're hiding in plain sight with the with the sunglasses and Roddy Roddy
Oh, I miss say the sunglasses
But yeah, well, you know what the thing you could have worked for the thing to them
But it's not 1980 that was 82
You can try to figure it out by so other clues to yeah
Not embarrassing loss. I guess well you lose yet. It's not a loss yet. Well everything that's not a winners a loss
All right, you're up. What get them Steve Dave has to do that's a loss
Oh, man
All right, Brian you got control now. Oh. Let's see. I'm gonna go for, um,
just a little more Franken-5. I miss him. Franken-5 number four.
Oh, a challenge.
Yeah, a challenge. See, even had thrown fire on the aliens and everything,
and that's how they got them and the thing. I was really thrown off of that.
Should have been you.
Alright, so we're gonna get, and five question number four in three, two, one.
Question number five.
Oh, that's number five, stop.
No.
I'm trying.
What are you doing? I still think I'm hot dogs.
He's my son.
I know where to go as I labeled that as number four.
Where's number five?
I'm going to go to number five and try number five.
All right.
You're labeled them two two as number five.
I'm able to it is one two three four and five.
I want to buy you how you record it now.
You just said question number four. We want.
So I guess try five.
Oh, okay. You know what? Let it roll there.
Let's start it from the beginning.
I don't know. I knew something was going to get fucked up.
We do. These are the ones we didn't listen to.
Question number five.
Which character crossed pants with Godzilla?
Was it
Pinocchio
Bambi
Scooby-Doo or Optimus Prime
Brian Johnson you'd buzzed in first what was the character that crossed over Godzilla? Gonna go ahead and say it was Bambi, Baron. Correct!
And how many points are doing together?
It's gotta be four, right? Or was it five?
It's still four. It's still four.
Okay. All right. It's four points.
It's got a challenge at the coffin. Are you up for another challenge?
Yes, there's always.
When did he cross over with Bambi?
Oh, in the 70s.
Animated, right?
As I made sure. Yeah, was an animated short. It was only
30 seconds long
Consula and Bambee. Cuts Oliver's family. Yeah, well we'll play it for you right now. It was a Disney like no
It's a it was a fan thing, but it kind of got exposure and
Bambee is eating some grass and all of a sudden a big giant lizard foot comes in and crushes her
And then it says the end. And it was kind of cult.
I thought it was a boy.
Was that a thing, or is it?
I don't think I was a thing, or are you there?
I have to check though.
Wait a minute, you didn't know that either?
No, I did not know that.
I'm just under really shocked.
I really had a much more elevated, like to the Mount Rushmore of likemore of like I thought like you know what my face isn't on Mount Rushmore
I know but on my Mount Rushmore a horror years was after back in me so many times
You should be used to being let down. It was a game left. He could still be still can do it. He's still can
Okay, I wouldn't worry about just running your white Baron
Maybe to Brian which which coffin what's called? Would you like to pry?
Uh, get him top left.
No hot dogs.
This one.
Yeah.
There's no more hot dog challenges.
Oh, my God.
At least off the belt.
Thank you.
Oh, cool.
Not eating any kind of phallic things, but he is eating.
It's the candy bar challenge where he's going to have one minute to eat 10 sugar lists
candy bars.
He can do 10, or 27.
Oh, he can't do 27.
Yeah, he can't.
I don't want to, I don't want, I mean, he's done enough. I can't put 27. Yeah, I don't want I don't want I don't want I mean the I mean he's done enough
I can't put him into a
diabetic coma
So these are the these are the candies
How many are in here?
27.
I don't think you should have to eat all of them in a minute.
That's just insane.
But 10 is nothing.
10 is nothing.
15 is the only thing you don't drink at Apple cider?
15 in a minute.
Let's see, 27.
You just eat with the apple.
Yeah, it's one of your two seconds.
I don't think is, uh-oh.
20 at least.
20 out of 27.
Yeah.
It's like, it's like
all right get him.
He's not been waiting for that job.
It's like a lady anymore.
Yeah, he's been beaten now.
What did you do with those hot dogs?
All right, so let's put a minute on the clock on your monitor.
We want to get down to 20 in there so I know when I can stop.
I'm going to count them out loud as you do it.
Ready?
Yep.
Get set.
Go.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
One, two, three.
He got it.
I don't think I have to go.
He got it.
Four.
Oh, way. He got it. I don't think I've got it.
Four.
Oh, way.
Five.
So this challenge spook me because I was afraid
Gidham would choke or have a reaction to the sugar.
So that's why we went with sugar-free chocolate.
But that also would have a ramifications
because here's a little behind the scenes nugget.
Get him in for me the next day that he had horrific gas for hours after eating all that
sugarless candy.
Apparently the additives didn't agree with his belly.
And he proceeded to tell me all the gory details.
You're welcome.
Oh, it down.
Don't worry about choking.
I think I don't, don't choke.
Seven.
I could get four points.
I'm gonna be a pirate.
Yeah.
I think I saw the sending this.
The light goes out of your eyes.
Come on.
You can do that.
You can do 10.
25 seconds.
You're sugar in it. Fuck head go
You have 20 seconds. You're so in a shot of it. You can do it. Oh, no
Pretend that just a business come 10 seconds
13 you got a baby you sexy thing 14
time is up be with unable I almost suggested 50 and then he still wouldn't have made it
I didn't think yeah I thought the peanut butter was gonna was definitely gonna tie him up
I'll probably slow them down
yeah
oh
do they do they taste like a regular Reese's cup or no
no they taste exactly like regular Reese's I'm not going to get it. I'm not going to get it. I'm not going to get it.
I'm not going to get it.
I'm not going to get it.
I'm not going to get it.
I'm not going to get it.
I'm not going to get it.
I'm not going to get it.
I'm not going to get it.
I'm not going to get it.
I'm not going to get it.
I'm not going to get it. I'm not going to get it. So he doesn't get those points, but he does get four right? Yes I don't remember Frank inside having years like that
I got to say the years from like that. Yeah, he does a bolt and ears
Rudolph's new year special. He looks like I'm like an elephant with his tusks kind of yeah
Like he got red a fellow with an ivory poker
That's kind enough to let him live though. I hope I should call that living.
So I have to try one, two, this Frank have three questions to read.
There it, I labeled them one to five. I played number four and I played number one. So there's
still three more that are on plate. Okay, good. All right, Brian Johnson, you've got a commanding lead.
You are well on your way to becoming a colored cadre of fiends.
That would be awesome.
I'm gonna go, let's see.
Cliff quotes for three.
Oh, it's number three.
He's an entertaining chap.
Yeah, sure is, we're in for some giggling.
Cliff quotes. Number three.
Oh, that he walks off.
Joker. In three, two, one.
All right, here's your third clue. Don't let them bury me. I'm not dead.
Brian Johnson, what movie is that quote from?
Oh my god.
If I don't say it they can still get it right?
Because I'm not going to say anything because I know what I-
No they can't steal it.
Oh they can't steal it.
No I can't say it.
I can't get it.
Because I know I can't remember the name of the goddamn movie.
Sorry.
Time is up.
Do you know what it was?
This is Serpent and the Red movie. Sorry. Time is up.
You know what it was?
It's a serpent in the rainbow.
Yes, it was.
The fuck is the name of it?
Great line, don't let them bury me.
I'm not dead.
Or everybody want to have it.
Nobody want dead.
Alright.
Alright, so Sunday Jeff, you need to get back into this in a big bad way.
You can start your comeback right here right now.
You're in a fucking best.
Alright, well, you're the goat of horror.
That's not good.
Obviously, that's not true.
Get your war.
I'm trying to build you up.
You're a cop.
Alright, alright.
Well, you know what?
Let's come back in a year begins right now.
Don't call it a comeback. You're a fine. Franky-fine. Whoa. Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, Question 2. Which of these horror franchises has five movies in total? Is it
Jaws, Scream, Phantasm, or the Human Centipede? The Human Centipede. Bear in
remember that time we wanted to create our own human set-apid and we drove to hand
charles and we picked up those two guys and we had them be fused together but they escaped.
I don't know, I wonder what they're up to. Steve so writes every once in a while but
Steve so writes every once in a while, but haven't heard from Greg. We should really do that again.
If only we could find two fit people to fuse together.
I mean, we could use Get-O-M and Tom, but that would be more like the human slug.
I'll let you decide. I'm up for anything. that would be more like the human slug.
I'll let you decide. I'm up for anything.
All right, wow.
The Sunday Jeff, which of those options
has five movies in the franchise?
I'm gonna say it's scream.
No, it is not scream.
I didn't think there was five in the end.
Fantastic.
It was fantastic.
Oh my god.
Oblivion.
What?
Look at Sunday, Jeff.
We just don't, the magnitude of what just happened.
You see it?
Five was a whole, just,
I was just, I was just,
you were his hands.
Still got physical challenge.
I was the last one. Oh, thank you. Oh, there's still a physical challenge for you Sunday. You still get five points
The rest of the challenges there's no more like you know
Not really That's innocent.
I thought the hot dogs were innocent too, until I saw it happen.
I really thought the hot dogs was something that you would see at a kids party, those hot dog things, but I was not.
Kids party at that orphanage room.
Locking up, brother.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, with number five on the top there. Okay.
Thank you, Mr. Stone.
Mr. Sivan not dark enough.
Oh, this is an easy one.
Ghost and pumpkin bowling.
So we're going to set up a little bowling alley right here. He's gonna get two rolls of the pumpkin to knock down
the six pins.
I think it's six pins.
Gonna get two rolls at it.
Before you set up those pins,
remember what happened to the cake boss?
Yeah.
Got his hand in the pale.
I don't think we're gonna be dealing with any kind of
machinery here tonight with this one. All right right getting your position mr. As a patreon gift wall
You should do like how do you stuff the fold out to the magazines just
Sign it god you like kiss each one with lipstick
Right again, I would It would be amazing. It would be fucking great.
Right again. Just gonna lift it.
I'd be hanging up.
Yeah, I would too.
I put my grunt.
Put up in the man cave.
All right, so those are the six pins.
Stand behind that line.
Seven.
They're seven?
No, they're six, right?
No, they're seven.
Seven pins, I'm sorry.
I never said I was a mathematician. 10K, 5K, 6, 7, it's all close enough for me.
So those are seven pins, you got two rolls at it.
You could do this.
Something really needs this point.
He's not going to do this.
What's the last time you went bowling?
About two years ago.
That was with the ball and real pins.
And at an alley,. I was wearing shoes.
Not a dress.
Or let's take.
Dressels there.
Our way.
Gidams attempt here looks like someone who has never attempted throw a ball in his life.
As if you should be throwing a ball anyway at the pins, you should be rolling it.
But his, uh, his plan was to throw
the pumpkin at the pens and miss by a country mile.
I don't think I could get it to roll.
I was underhand.
So, uh, so what, what role Sunday, Jeff, we got this.
Yeah.
I'm going to try underhand.
Can you just throw it? That's what I was trying to do. I wish one more role Sunday Jeff got this yeah, I'm gonna try underhand
That's what I was trying to do every one. He was though. That was terrible. That's definitely here David come close to it Everything
And his second attempt was no better
All right, no challenge, no points.
Well, he tried though. He gave it his all.
You're moving further and further away from where
in that sweaty mask, son.
Alright, let's see what we got here.
We got three challenges left.
Yes.
Oh, you got to take them big swings. Yeah. Who's up?
So you got it right.
You get a white barring. So we'll do Southern gentlemen five.
Another challenge. Yeah. It's it.
I need I need big points. Yeah, but like as soon as I'm like, I know what it is.
You hit the button. You're fighting for my life. You're so far ahead of me. Look at
like a Sunday. He's just he's just on head. He's rejected. It's still plenty of time though.
But he, you know, he was on the bits. He was at the table with the big boys. He could
still do this. Is anybody's game still? Can't remember what the big dogs are. There's also churches around the
board. It's anybody's game. All right.
I want hot dogs. I'm going to have you to say that the hot dog challenges over.
And if we're doing Southern General in number five in three two one.
And Satan, I know I've asked a lot of you today, but please, please keep an eye on a shared
universe podcast studio.
I'm afraid the building may collapse under the weight of all that comic con shit that
Mike and Mean collect.
Amen.
Welcome back to Hell Everyone.
This 1976 movie is about a boy and his stepfather who damn sure ain't got the boy's best interest
in heart.
This old piece of shit spends all of his days and all of his nights doing everything he
can in his power and out of his power.
Collinant favors he and even got from people he don't even fucking like with the soul go of stopping the boy from taking his rightful place as an
honest to God Prince.
Brian Johnson.
He says something else.
I'm like, okay, I think I'm wrong.
What do you think it is?
The old man?
Correct.
Five points.
And a challenge, Corp.
I'm just safe fuck. Yeah.
But he said 1976.
That's the way.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know it's hard because right now you've,
you're like, you're like, you're in the lights, you know,
you're deer in the headlights right now. I can just tell you. I'm not, it's just really nice. Yeah, I just I just saw like you know, the
Yeah, the light the the the shoulders sunk
Still it is still a path
There's not the other is
a path. There's not there's not. The other is. All right.
According to late Sunday, Jeff, you're dead. That might be up there. Pulled the
gushed. What coffin would you like, Brian?
Channel twice.
Okay. Uh, when did I could finish? I'll take. I'll take the top one.
Thank you.
White.
Again, I, I, I, this is a kiddie game that you would see in any children's Halloween party. It's a hot dog too.
Man, I apologize about, you know, that interference still being in the final cut.
I did ask Declan to see what he could do about removing it, but he was apparently too busy watching videos of girls dressed as Lepricons.
It appears.
But I just get the feeling that this is not going to look as wholesome as I thought it would.
I can't stop.
It's easy.
Get him has to pop all the balloons that we're gonna tape to his body in a minute. So we're gonna tape
Balloons to the front and back of them and then he has to pop them anyway. He cameraed out his hands in a minute 30 seconds without his hands without his hands
He's not getting on me. I know it's right. Why?
He could use he could use this he could use anything in the room except his hands.
He could use this camera.
So if you guys want to get a drink or use the bathroom,
we're going to have to take the balloons on.
We need a couple seconds to take the balloons on. We need a couple seconds to take the balloons on. Me and Q just went to the bathroom all over Sunday, just.
All right, so we couldn't tape the balloons to the dress.
It wouldn't hold the tape.
So when we're going to do instead, we're going to put it.
Holding enough.
It's screaming that dress right now.
But we're going to put the balloons on the ground,
and he's going to have 30 seconds to pop as many of these balloons.
Yes, it get them all.
And if he does, you get the point, Sprite.
If he gets all the balloons pop without using his hands, we can use his feet, his knees,
anything, but his hands.
He's a cheaster.
Yes.
But donk and donk.
Well, I'm gonna use that junk in the trunk, boy.
Alright, 30 seconds on the clock, Tom's,
will we? We already on your mark.
Get set. Go.
Come on, use those big cloud hoppers.
There you go.
And he's got a sister.
Oh, no. Oh no! Oh no! Yes!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
10 seconds!
10 seconds!
Don't fall down!
Get him! You can do it!
Oh no!
Two!
One!
Oh!
Man! Two! That was store blisterly hot! two one man
dude
ironically, if you weren't where he was, it would have helped you
well, I'm crappin' out on those challenges
yeah, the challenges are through a lot
I don't think he's complete the challenge
yes he has them, the chug
with the one I didn't think he would complete challenged. Yes, he has them the chug. Yes. Which the one I didn't think he would complete at all.
Why would you think that?
So he drinks fucking beer like his own style.
I would think that one thing that he's good at.
He drinks beer like a tuple cider.
He drinks beer like a tuple cider.
No challenge points, but still,
he does get those points.
Up there, the scores, Tom.
Brian is a commanding lead of 23.
Q has eight.
That's Sunday Jeff.
Sunday Jeff you just got to shoot for second place.
There's still time for you to get second place.
To be the white Baron.
And defrock the existing white Baron.
To the white.
Well he's not even paying attention to anyone's phone.
He's now on his phone looking up answers.
Look at Max.
Look at Max.
All right.
I'm going to give it to you, Patel Byra.
Okay.
Give us a sec.
I think that was the last challenge, right?
No, it's too far.
It's too far.
Oh, okay.
All right.
So, Sunday, there is still time for you to get second place.
You get eight points right now.
That's not gonna happen.
You leap frog over me?
Yeah.
You can't get first place, but you get second.
Well, the key is strategy, right?
Even if you don't know, I feel like an entry just hit the thing.
I don't know.
I don't know.
That's what I thought.
Brian, you was at the beginning.
Like, once you have a lead, I thought you were just hitting the button.
You're like, I don't care if it's a fucking answer
No, that's not fun. That would that would be good for
He could still get if he gets if something just gets those bolt those for eight
16 points. Yeah, he could do it
He definitely can but he got he's asked to believe it can and I don't think you can right now
He's just gonna do it
But he's asked the believey-canon. I don't think he can right now. Just do it!
He's testing his girlfriend a challenge.
I don't believe you.
That he had a...
I saw this hot dog bell challenge. I want you to try it.
I know.
I have my own hard movie.
Can you put this wig on? I want you to look like get him.
I'll be right home. I'm going to the dollar store.
There's like 35 points on the board.
All right, we're ready to begin. Why where would you like to go?
Let's see. I'm gonna go TSD Town Hall for let's go
He may have this one uh good
easy. He may have this one uh good. I'm going to see my buzzer work. It goes out now because he takes 30 seconds.
All right. TSD Town Hall number four and three two one.
Hey guys it's Troy it's just dropping and say happy Halloween. And here's our question. Bruce Campbell is best known for playing ass Williams in the Evil Dead movies and the TV series.
Besides that, he has been in many cult movies. What police centric 1988 horror movie did he star in?
Brian Johnson.
Many at cop.
Many at cop. Yes.
Four points and another challenge.
You're running away with this.
You're going to be the new colored cadre of things.
That is awesome.
I'm not even kidding.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm not kidding.
Look at this face.
You got married this year.
2020 has been shit for everybody.
I'm sorry Johnson.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
What's the difference?
What's the difference?
Let me work.
What?
What coffin would you like?
Let's see.
I'll take first one on the far left there.
Yep.
Did you know that one, something? Yeah. Yeah, not enough. You knew it. Did you know it brought? I knew that one. All right.
All right.
Okay, this one's easy. There's no humiliation. Yeah, this is where I find a way. This is definitely
This is definitely a kitty game. I thought all these were kitty games. I was wrong.
The parties where you're going to guess how many candy corns are in the jar.
Whoa!
So if and we're going to let him get within 10 either under or over, if you come to within
10, he's going to get the candy corn challenge.
I'm still pretty good for you.
You guess we got within 10 or how many are in there.
Yes.
That's a lot.
Oh yeah. I mean, you've looked at the 10? good freaking guest to get with in town how many are in there yes oh yeah yeah but when
you have the intelligence of this man here like you'll probably be easy genius looking and look at you
I'm not losing. Oh, you're losing. Both of you guys are already losing.
I know.
Temperature is layering.
You're on the sun.
You're going to be happy when it's...
Yeah, you wish.
Yeah.
Get them.
How do you...
All you have to do is take the volume of that thing,
multiply it by something.
There's some sort of math equation, right?
No, I had this sealed because I was afraid that you would break into an
encounter. Or eat them for you.
Or eat them for you.
Yeah. Let's fill the top.
We have 10 left in it.
I can't stand candy corn.
So if you come within 10, you can go over under, you're going to win this
challenge. How long do I have to,, it's a good thing? Yes.
We're gonna put five minutes on the board.
Five minutes?
What?
How long do you fucking need to take a guess?
I just want to, I want one, I just don't have one I had.
Go ahead, hold it.
Touch it.
He's running on the button! Oh, he's running!
He's running!
He's running!
He's running!
He's running!
He's running!
He's running!
He's running!
He's running!
He's running!
He's running!
He's running! He's running! Oh
Say 48 because of 148 that's why I said 48 it was close to that. I'm like I want to say 550 because it's just
You said 550 what he got right. Yeah, but that's too
I give it to why why you can't do the game rule
No again, I can't send it all right good job excellent work Elvira, but again not a challenge complete it though
But you have control the board. That's actually that's I'm impressed with that as good job Jim
You just work receiving
Don't get you receiving one counting a county boxes on a palette
How does I help in the way at all the same thing?
You count the top layer then you try to figure out down the way down. All right. Brian, where would you like to go?
Let's go to it.
Just do it. Put the nail in the coffin there.
Yeah. This is fucking doing it.
Southern gentleman, the challenge. Sure, let's go for it.
Four.
So now this will be the last last.
No, last challenge.
Oh, okay.
The last of the challenge.
Okay. Thank God.
All right, so we physical challenge on the board.
Get them.
Max lost fourth question in three two one
And keep a mindful eye over Brian Johnson Satan his life is going so well and I'd hate to what's that
You already got to deal with Brian Johnson. I will cool
Welcome back to hell everyone this
Oh cool. Welcome back to Hell everyone. This 1992 horror movie is about a guy who reaches his fucking breaking point when people won't stop prank calling him. These immature, public
bus seats smelling motherfuckers keep ringing him up, asking him to meet him somewhere. And
when he's kind enough and obliges them with his presence. What do they do? These stupid motherfuckers run away. Who in the fuck does that?
White Baron.
Joyride?
Not Joyride.
Anybody got a guess?
right. Anybody got a guess? What was I gonna say? I was gonna... No, I forgot. 92, yeah I had a guess but I don't think I would have been right
anyway. Candyman. Oh, I watched Candyman. I watched it. They call them.
These are keycoms. They run away. Yeah. Thank you.
Thank you, man.
All right, no points for the challenge,
but still got the points, though.
All right.
Got him.
I'm going to knock the challenge out of the way.
Now we got to do the challenge.
Oh, yes.
Yes, we will do the challenge, though.
Oh, even if you get it wrong.
Yeah.
Yeah, we spend it.
But that means the first one, that means I'm
owed a challenge then.
Yeah, sure.
We'll give it to you.
You got your coming in second place anyway.
You know, you know, and I don't know the technicality here, bro.
He's looking at his fucking call.
He's playing fucking tapped out.
You're performing.
I tapped out a long time ago.
I can be around one here.
All right.
Well, I guess I'll take the one to the left to start with.
Yeah, that's your left.
Thank you.
Ooh, Elvira has one minute to charade a movie
that you have to guess what the movie is.
Let's do it. This is awesome.
One minute on the clock.
Drop your nonsense. I'll get this right.
Yeah.
He had prior knowledge of this.
Yeah. Yeah. I gave him the opportunity
to figure this out on his own and not go in cold.
Like he did with the make me laugh one.
Okay. Excellent.
What's he successful?
We'll see.
All right.
Go.
All right. He's pledging.
He's marching.
He's an army.
He's saluting.
Has any other audio podcast ever attempted charades?
It's pretty lofty of us if I do say so myself, but again, it's just another reason the video
version of this episode is going to be just a bit more enjoyable than the audio version.
Do you have any fucking clue with the part of the text?
I don't know, yes.
Could you try another tactic perhaps?
I know, he put his hands on the shirt.
He passed that.
I have to contest.
30 seconds.
Maybe try another one. We passed that. We passed that. We passed that. We passed that. We passed that.
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Yeah
Sounds to the lambs tea for fucking time
Revealed for them what it was American werewolf and London
American werewolf in London. I knew the wolf is a American werewolf.
What was that?
You didn't even try.
I was in an American werewolf.
He did.
That's what this is.
Like that.
Turn the circle off the circle.
There wasn't even a circle.
You do enough to say that heart.
No, we tried your mouth.
It was the mode.
I thought it was a heart too.
American.
What were you doing for London? Moonstruck. Well, I was hoping by the point he got to American Wolf, were you doing for London?
Moonstraught.
I was hoping by the point he got to American Wolf, he would have figured, uh, where Wolf,
okay.
And not have, but that's what the team was for.
Did you do the tea?
I did the tea.
Well, yeah, I heard him say tea.
He said England.
Oh, tea was all right.
I mean, that's a difficult, that's a long road.
Well, can we try the other challenge then?
Sure
Yeah, that one. Wait wait wait is this the challenge?
I'm just a touch to one of these yeah, it was earlier before we changed the rules. Okay
Okay, I don't know what's a little
Okay, I don't know what's the store. Oh, I know what it is.
Oh, I'm a little scared to do this one after the hot dog one, but it's donut on a stick.
Excellent.
But that shouldn't be erotic, right?
No.
I should make it that way.
Like you said, a hot dog through the dough, right? Right. Oh, to make it that way. Like you're saying a hot dog through the go right? Right.
Oh, what is that?
So what was the child he has to eat the donut in a minute 30, right?
Are you the rules?
Yeah, we're just in to ourselves now.
Obviously, I'm a little gun shy after the hot dog belt challenge.
But this particular challenge I found online, googling Halloween party games for kids.
So I think we'll be all right.
Oh, get him
What's going on man? Is he coming between you guys seems like Walt's got new sidekick man
I
Got a
Break bitch
I 148
Really think it back it up because man just fucking just talks out of his
asshole I think he could back it up because man just talking just talks out of his ass hole
I think it's like the banter and affection you usually have forget him is now going in this direction It comes really yeah last long don't worry
All the time I mean this is amazing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I can't pick one over the other I mean, this is amazing. Yeah. Yeah, you have to remember that for like,
I can't pick one over the other.
I mean, I did do the hot dog belt challenge with you.
Yeah, that's a good one.
I made the hot dog belt.
So you can't pick one over the other.
So they're equal.
Yeah.
I must be nice to hear right here.
I'm working with them.
You've been here so many other nights.
You've been here for eight years.
You know, you've been here for eight years.
He's called you his son.
You work with him, but now you're equal.
There's a whole production company flancing inside.
Yeah.
Oh, what is that tune now?
So did he rise?
And did he drop?
Uh, he stayed the same.
Yeah.
If not a little bit, like a little, once, you know,
no, he stayed the same.
Okay. And he just came in like a like a fucking like a bullet.
Yeah.
You know, or just like a heat seeking missile.
Right.
Just exploded onto the scene.
Oof.
And still track it.
And still going.
And packed.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So he's stagnant and he's still going.
I want to say stagnant.
You're putting words in my mouth.
I'm just trying to make a feel bad.
Oh, it's a surprising guess all this from the charisma that he showed.
I just don't. I don't tell jokes. Yeah. Yeah, I was surprised you didn't guess all this from the charisma that he showed
I just on boards I don't know jokes
Yeah, he got buddy does come up with a lot of like like the springboard ideas are amazing. Yeah, it's great The she says great. He's great. Yeah, I told you he's great too sure sure
I mean by the way, I'm not dressing like a bar
Have well poke in the eye and shoot dines your ear Oh
He quit not me
Go back to the video tape he quit no Russian
I want to close up on my what the fuck expression when he quit
All right, come on, let's get back to the game here. I mean, I know what you started doing
He's on a away at you, Tudor.
Just saying what a right thing.
Why don't machine right here.
He's nice to one.
There's a shiny, there's a shiny new part in the machine.
That's all, noticing.
Get him, get him, get him, did all that audio and everything.
So, what do you press play?
Reveal the donut.
You want to send him the chair?
No.
So, how much time in a minute, 30, right? 30. Oh no. You want to hand on the chair? Uh, no. I'm talking to the lift.
So how much time in a minute 30, right?
30.
OK, I'm just going to have to have a look.
Does he get an extra point if he eats the bag, too?
Wait, who's points on the, oh, those are cute.
Those are going to make you.
So he's got to eat that in a minute 30.
Yeah, but I think you can take this slow.
I don't think you have to act like an animal.
Thank you, too. Get him, you work hard, you work so hard for him. And this slow. I don't think you have to act like an animal.
Get him. You work hard. You work so hard for him and this is... Do you guys think this is gonna look fucked up or do you think it's gonna be a part of it?
No, I think so.
In fact, I think you should utilize that. Turn it around.
Like, put it right here so all day.
Like, it works.
Like, you literally...
A carrot on a stick.
Don't eat carrots not not sugar. All right. You ready get set go
Charlie have like gone
You have to eat with on the floor
Wow, he really sure
So don't know on a stick challenge.
Again, I don't know what to say.
I mean, Gidham makes apparently in that El Vier costume
everything look horrifically erotic.
Turn around.
Yeah.
Looks like he's doing coke now.
Come on, Gidham. It's all about landing's doing coke now. Come on, get him.
It's all about landing and going out right now.
It's all about landing something.
Yeah, Vittor, make sure you get nice and tight on that.
You're close.
Now, you got how much time?
See, world-tristan.
Yeah, let's take it easy.
That's the rest here for a second.
Can we get your little apple cider?
Okay, tell me when you're ready to go. How much time has he cider? Well, well. Okay, tell me on your ready to go.
How much time's he got?
Like 45 seconds.
Oh, he's got this.
Don't eat the string.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, slap it on his face.
He's like, I'll catch him for five seconds.
There it is.
There it goes.
Man.
He's about to go. I'm like a big boy. There it is, there it goes! Man!
It's a big one!
It's a walker.
Thank you, Adam.
Drop it!
Thank you.
Oh!
Thank you, Adam.
That was something else.
You just, you know, you have to decide.
That's a big redemption right there.
Huge, right?
Huge.
After failing every challenge for me.
Yeah. But you kind of called them out before that challenge.
You got to motivate them.
Yeah.
That's your rule of winning him.
What do I do?
All right.
All right.
So let's get some updated scores.
He's got a challenge point.
They answered that.
Yeah.
That was what do we give him Q4?
Yeah.
Oh. Brian has 27. Wow. Q has 12. That was what do we give him Q4 yeah
Brian has 27 you has 12 Sunday Jeff has
I did not think it was gonna go this way
I'm on Sunday Jeff. I did not think I would have bet I would have went all in I would have bet everything on you I would have fucking put my
slip of my both cars
I would have bet them I would have bet the house. I went all in on you brother. I'm shocked.
Fangory don't mean what he used to bro.
I don't like you. Where do you want to go?
Let's finish out Max. Well, we're Southern gentlemen. A skewed view for two points.
Good job, Jim. Yeah, you done? And Gim?
All the challenges are off the board, right?
Yes.
All right, so you are going to get them.
Come out here and take a bow.
Yeah.
You can talk to me about the answer.
I don't want to take a bow before I finish with the challenge.
No, you're the challenges, the outfit.
You have a nice downed bow.
There you go.
Thanks, bud.
Oh, god.
Little reduced screen time this year, but times here to make up for it, something wrong. Thanks bud. Oh Little reduce screen time this year but times here to make up for it
All right, I can see how this is all going. Can we
Flan and sons
Can Sunday should have to get an extra challenge point of get them picks up a hot dog by squatting on it
You want to finish out Maxwell?
Ready?
Two.
Which one number two?
Two.
Number two.
Three.
Two.
One.
And keep a watchful eye over Brian Quinn and keep him safe.
And if you have time, the other impractical jokers.
But if not, that's okay too.
Amen.
Ah, ha, ha. Welcome back everybody. Glad to see you down here and hell with me.
Bandy, Shango and my right hand man right hand. This 1991 horror flip is about three
thief-and-ass pieces of shit who are given a place to stay by a very lovely couple. And how do these criminal fucks repay the generosity of their landlords?
I'll tell you how, while they're out committing fucking crimes, these five finger discount pieces
of shit decide to break into the fucking cellar of their landlord's house and then turn
their own children against them.
Absolute, bowl, shit.
White Baron, what movie is that?
People into the stairs?
Yes.
Boom!
Two points.
Woo!
We're not against that.
That was not done.
Well done.
White Baron.
Thank you.
Updated score?
Brian 27, Q 14.
Sunday GF 2.
That's cute.
All right, let's do Frank and five for three.
In three, two, one.
Question number four. How many classic universal monster movies are there is the answer
30
27
or 35
27
Is that right that's where I can't remember that's not right. Yeah, I think he said the right way. I don't think you said the right way. I think it's only 31. I thought there were 48
Oh, what's the blue ray back said I think it's 31
Fuck that was my fault. I gave the wrong answers then. Okay, but I'll just take the points in more
Yeah, you know you would get the point to the game show.
You're right. What?
Yeah.
This is, this, I'm in no danger of losing my white baron. Oh, you're not the trust me.
You're not. This is phenomenal. It says, uh, for it says all 43.
Oh, the answer.
That's all right. That could the yeah 43 did he say 43?
Yeah, I thought he said no, I thought it was 48. Yeah, but that includes like the mummy with Tom Cruise
So I'm gonna Jeff gets the points
Let's get the points to something Jeff
The Amazon box that is 30. Yeah, but it says, well, he said classic. Yeah, I
meant the black and white strip. Yeah, it's 30. Yeah, I thought it's 31. I thought it's 31.
I mean, you know, it's not that though. When you were doing I know classic. All right. All right.
Let's come here. I'm boys. All right. Way to go, Tom Gouly. That's not on him. That mistake was on me.
I sent Frank the wrong answers.
Just me juggling too many plates, I guess.
All right, I got it.
So you guess it at Candy Corn.
So that was which one?
Three, Frank?
Yeah.
So let's do two.
Let's do Frank and five, two.
All right, Frank and five.
Question two.
Let's close out the Frank and five.
In three, two, one.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. All right. All right Franken five two. All right, Franken five question two.
Close out the Franken five.
Three, two, one.
Question number three.
In the 1966 film, which notorious Western outlaw met Frankenstein's daughter?
Daughter.
daughter. Daughter.
I thought it was frozen.
It looked like it was the only size.
He's got some good timing.
All right, Sunday Jeff, you buzzed in first.
What notorious outlaw met Frankenstein's daughter?
Yes, he do.
Yes!
Back in the game, baby.
Double two points.
What he did was remove any chance that you could win
because all those would have added up to 28.
So if I didn't get any more wrong,
I would have had 27.
If you got them all right, he would have had 28.
But Sunday Jeff just stepped in.
All right.
Just sealed it.
All right.
Let's just finish it out. Continue to be the one. Well,
let's see because now what's the score? So the Jeff has four. Ryan has 27 Q has 14
some of Jeff has four. So could he do it? He can't even do it. If you got everyone
right. No, but can you do it? Can you come in first place? It's no, no, they're still fine. So it's a technicality. Do you want to finish it out and let everybody play this video?
Because my god, if we don't play Chris Lidondo's video, he will have he will fucking
He will off himself
We have to play this video
So played the testy time. All right. I say that Chris would off himself because he put so much effort into this video as well.
And he got it to me within hours
and he used a green screen as well.
So it would have been a travesty not to play his video
because he went above and beyond what I asked him for.
Is that, after that, how many are left?
One, two, three.
Okay.
All right.
So testy town number two and three, two, three. Okay. All right. So, testy town number two and three, two, one.
What's up, guys?
Here from my Iranian bathhouse.
This 1981 horror movie was one of the earliest films to future, Mel Full Frontal
Newtidy.
Can you name it?
I'll be right there Cyrus. Brian Johnson. Was it Ghost Story?
Oh, I put that in for you. When we saw Ghost Story in 1981, it was all this
motherfucker could talk about for weeks. Was that some dude's pecker was showing.
He would draw pictures of his wall.
He was obsessed with it.
Like, there's no way you can look at me the way with those hot dog belt.
It's not a more hetero.
Then the way he was fucking obsessed with this fucking old man's pecker,
as he fell out the window.
I was like, was Fred a stair.
He's like, falls out a window and his bed is CGI and he's falling he's falling like it's a shot down at him as he falls and he's fully
frontal. He would do that. That figure. He would do that in class. To get me to
laugh in the classroom, he would just go up to the front of the classroom and do
this. He was obsessed with going with ghost story movie because there was a
pregnant. It's a sterile. That's why I put that in there. I did up you remember. Oh
yeah. You got those points though. He earned it. That is a 100% true story about
Bri and the movie Ghost Story. The man who was a boy when this movie came out
was absolutely consumed with that one scene and ghost story. And man who was a boy when this movie came out was absolutely consumed with that one
scene and go story. And I can't tell you how happy I was that he remembered it.
So we got cliff quotes or what's in the title?
Good, Brian. Let's go. What's in the title for three?
Okay, we're going to reveal that. Number three in three, two, one.
reveal that number three in three two one. I know this number three Sunday Jeff prophecy. Yes.
Stay to the coming back.
The last time you saw it.
A long time ago.
Terrible.
Talia Shire.
Yeah.
I might as well finish that one out.
Go with number two.
You know that kill you and you know that out. Go in number two.
You know that kill you know that movie. That one I knew. That's an oldie. Yeah, that was from that was definitely my old videos video story days.
Okay, so we're gonna show you the next poster in three two one.
Sunday Jeff. Extra. Yes.
Fucking on fire. I'm all too fucking posters.
Extra.
Why didn't you choose that category?
It's pretty awesome.
Sunday truly excelled at identifying horror movie posters
without titles.
Unfortunately, that was the only category.
Sunday, Excel, that.
And again, a chance.
Well, the winner gets to choose the next question.
Yeah, extra was the movie, an early 80s movie.
Did you ever see?
I never saw it.
Yeah, I saw it on cable.
It looks awesome.
There was no full frontal male nudity, don't worry about it.
What's the bottom?
The last one is Cliff Quotes for the last one right here.
It's one.
Two.
Two.
All right, here's your second clue. A boy's best friend is his mother.
Brian Johnson.
We all know it's psycho. Yes.
Wow. Dude!
Hold on, we still got final jeopardy!
You uh-
This is where you lose, Brian.
Uh-huh, this is where everything is.
Everything is worth just 70 points.
This is where 60 points, if you get this one.
It's over, when it's all over.
Okay.
How many points is this for?
I don't know, you'll wrestle, get them.
Now, this, you're just like jeopardy, though.
So, what's here to final scores if I tell you about final jeopardy?
Brian 31, Q 14 Sunday Jeff nine okay so
I'm gonna give you a card and you guys get to wager before you know what the
question is final jeopardy so how many points we want to wager out of
your how many is he have 31 31 you're gonna write down what you're yeah I can't
I can't catch you unless you bet really stupid right?
It doesn't the bank that one. Yeah, but like if you bet stupid Jeff might catch you. That's why that's
why I was saying I shouldn't bet stupid. Yeah, it's really so this is all about jeopardy,
baby. How you play the game? So what other could you remember? I don't know if there's any Ken Jennings.
Brian has 31. Jeff Scott nine. So he could. Yeah. If he just always points, it gets it right. He
would get 18. If you don't wager anything, I have to play the win. We got to play. We
have to do at least you have to wonder if he's going to get final jeopardy right. So he
is nine. Yeah, he's with you. You get 18. Yeah. Yeah. He can max out 18 if he gets the final question. I have 14 so you want to go at least five
Oh
But do we just we don't have the same page to you finally figured it out
You want to go all in or you're nine
All right, have you written down, you're gonna weigh your bride?
And cue where we need you to enter in your wager place.
I'm torn here, man.
There's a lot riding on this.
How long is spinal jeopardy?
How long do I keep doing this?
I can't, I can't do this.
I'll actually with your,
yeah, I need more than two minutes.
Okay, yeah, we can do a time,
put it through a time.
I can find it to make me some candy while they're at it. I have to take the series. Of course you do. I have to take to a top. I can find it to make him eat some candy while they're at it.
I'll just play the series.
Of course you do.
I have to think this real seriously.
You should be taking this seriously from the get-go.
No, I have, but this is like...
I have to really, I'm playing...
Yeah.
Because if I bet nothing...
If you fuck up here, you could...
Yeah, you could lose everything.
But if I bet nothing...
He is betting nothing is betting that he's gonna fuck up.
So you're betting that he won't get the question right? Right.
So it's 14 to nine.
I got about five.
I have to.
What if I you couldn't do you shouldn't reveal that yet.
That's where we'll go and when you're questioning.
But why need you to tell me when you're ventored in a wager?
All right. I'm good. Okay, everybody's entered their wager. Okay, so we're gonna put up on the screen, a
poem. And in that poem, there are nine words in the poem
that are dislexized. You ain't got no worry about you.
What do you think this is going on?
It's been a long time since we've laid this up.
Do we gather their bets so they can't change them?
Yeah, that's why I want to enter into first.
So you're going to look at the poem and the words that are in red are dislexized.
Yeah.
Meaning you have to reverse those words, then put them into the order of the poem and then read the
poem aloud what you think it is after a minute 30 seconds.
Okay.
Okay.
Minute 30 we're going to do.
Okay.
So let's put the poem up on the board after you get minute 30.
Hold on.
I'm going to give them the paper as soon as I'm going to tell them when they can turn it
over.
And there should be a marker there, guys.
So I put the slots in there where you fill in the words. So remember,
it's a poem. So there's our clues to help figure it out. Should we be looking at it?
Not yet. Don't turn it over yet. All right, we are about to reveal the final jeopardy poem with an opportunity. Everything is on the line right here.
The tension is so thick.
You can cut it with a...
The knife on my back is dagger.
Dagger belt.
All right, let's reveal the poem, get them.
Glittery Squire, Oso, Timid, and Puny.
Dislike some 24-carat Charles Nelson Riley.
Squire, Oso, Timid, and PUNY, dislike some 24-carat Charles Nelson Riley, baptized and countless drips of angelic pee, less modest and fabulous than John Wayne,
timer go! So in your sheet, write down the opposite of the red words.
We'll put the JeAPARY music in here. Yes!
The long way to return at this Lexia.
Now while the guys try to figure out the poem, I thought I'd use this moment to read our
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You'll change your life. I swear. All right. Let's get back to see how the guys are doing with their poem
My guess
Not too good
Yes, we are done. Okay. Did you fill it in your all your words?
No, no, well quickly
words. No. No. Oh, quickly. I did. Okay. All right. All right. All right. Okay. So we're like Sunday Jeff reveal on camera right now. How much you wagered. Not $9. $9. Okay. Read aloud this poem.
Glitter King. Also question mark. Question mark question mark like so 24 carat Charles Nelson Riley baptized and countless question mark of question mark
Question mark question mark and fabulous
No way, okay, so what you got one you put in one word king
Oh wait, did you put a king and like?
Yeah, I was gonna say you got like like a
Okay, all right, okay now
What was what was giving you problems?
John Wayne
Okay
Okay, I tried to like tell you is a poem you You give us all the answers, we don't have any.
I'm not yet, but like, if you, if I gave you this last word,
you know the, this isn't black, this word, so it wasn't,
so this is part of the poem, then you knew it had to rhyme with that word.
It's like Sarduku.
It's like Sarduku, it contains the answer.
Game is, you know how I feel about this.
That TV mic hit broken.
You might be getting a new TV very shortly.
I'm gonna stick my fucking picture with you.
That's what I like.
That's the kind of emotion.
Raw emotion, I really want to see tonight.
Even though you went down swinging.
Did he?
You look hot dog.
All right, Brian.
No, wait a minute.
Q would go.
But how would points distribute it?
You had to get the poem correct.
And he obviously.
100% correct?
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, there's none of us going to let that.
Let's see how close you came.
Okay.
So I want you to do it, your Q.
Oh, I went for it, bro.
All 14 points.
I'll fuck around.
Oh, wait a minute, though 14 points. I'll fuck around. Oh
Wait a minute though Then he would have zero zero if you didn't get it right
What did you do?
Let's read the poem. Let's see what you got
Don't you remember what he did with my wife?
I fucking look at which way I'm supposed to go.
And then I go in opposite direction with his mother fuck your pole.
Read the pole in the right way.
What is the point of that?
Hold on, let's hear what the pole was.
He may have gotten it right.
No, I didn't.
I said, glittery night, also braven strong,
loves some 24-charles Nelson Riley,
baptized and countless
streams of demon pee, more extravagant and fabulous than carry grant.
Incorrect. Yeah.
A wagered all your points.
So now you're zero to zero. Brian Johnson. What did you wager?
Well, I didn't get the whole poem, right? But I did only wager one.
What did you wager? Well, I didn't get the whole poem, right?
But I did only wager one.
Smart man.
Why was you in Georgia?
In short yourself of a first place finish.
In Barrenhood.
And thankfully, because I did not get a lot of these words.
What was it where you had the poem that you got?
Let's say I had Glittery King, then I wrote Oso Brave and Blank, like some 24-carat Charles
Nelson Riley, baptized in countless buckets of satanic pee,
more blank and fabulous, and I was gonna write
John Wayne Gacy, but then I ain't have anymore time.
You thought John Wayne Gacy is the opposite of John Wayne?
I don't know who's the opposite of John Wayne,
so I was like Gacy, you know what I mean?
All right, so Brian Johnson, you came in first place.
Finally.
You, in a few moments, you are gonna become more than human.
You're gonna become a demigod.
If I had held off getting married for a month, the fucking ass I could pull by being a
baron.
Oh my God.
You still can't bear it's only by rules.
That's true.
I'm not a weldy.
Yeah.
I don't accept that.
That'll work, right? All right. There's only by rules. That's true. I'm not gonna weld it. Yeah. I don't accept that.
That'll work, right?
All right, so we know who came in first.
But what do we do about a tie?
Well, depends.
Zero, zero tie.
Do you want to keep going?
Or do you want me to just borrow a point from Brian and win?
Well, why would Brian give it to you?
He's a very good one.
Because he must have gone home.
How can we keep playing?
There's no more,
there's no, unless you want to do it, we can do another hot dog belt challenge. You and me, come on,
let's go. I'm going to do hot dogs, right? You can just give a point to you to Sunday and be like,
you had your chance, you had your fill of being a bear and it was too much of a commitment for you anyway.
No, no, man.
We got to find it out.
How you're going to find it out?
There are no more questions.
There's no more questions, even ones that were rejected.
Well, then, is this the thing you told me about?
You were going to pull this crazy thing out of your ass when you walked in here?
No.
Okay, what was that?
I told you if I lose.
Well, you're about to lose.
But I'm not gonna lose, I'm tied.
Why don't you show me?
So he's still in the,
You know, we go to tie break.
How many points did, how many,
how many words did you get right?
You tell me.
You got more than I did, I'm sure.
I got, you got night, night was correct.
All right. so you got one
He didn't get he only got one you got one you got love and it was like the opposite of dislike is like
Damanik no you wrote demon
Okay, would you No, you wrote demon. Here we go. Mini golf.
Would you?
Would you have accepted Satanic?
No.
Wait, what did you get?
He got light.
What's less?
What's the upstairs?
More.
I got that.
So I got light.
You got two.
You're still the light, man.
Oh, no.
You still need fucking glasses!
And once again, Q throws in another amazing monkey wrench into the games, just as he's
done so many times in the past.
And even with that monkey wrench, Q still retains his hold on the white barren title.
But come on, tell the truth.
How many of you ladies out there were on the edge of your seat at the prospect of seeing
or hearing, in this case,
Q-Due the hot dog belt challenge?
Huh?
I gotta imagine there was quite a bit of you out there
who were fanning themselves at the prospect
of Q going after the hot dogs dangling for my belt.
I gotta sit down.
Whew. All right, here we go. dangling from my belt. I gotta sit down.
That the full answer was going to be done by a celebrity video.
Yeah, we got a special person, very, very special person to read for the very first time ever in summon for the very first time time ever the newest colored cadre of Fiend,
but we're going to do that after Brian gets into his gear.
All right, you ready?
All right, yeah.
That's right, that's right.
I point your attention to the screen as we we're going to hear the poem and then we're going
to ask Brian to come in. Not yet, Brian, I'll call you in.
Yeah, Brian, I'll call you in.
Get him, Steve Dave and 321 play the super special celebrity reading of the first time
we've seen three children.
But the new baron who can have you say three children.
It's exciting, right?
This is really exciting.
Three, two, one.
Hey, Desi Town, are you ready for the first time ever
to welcome the newest member of the
colored cadre of fiends?
Let me read you something right now, ladies and gentlemen.
Glittery night, Osofir Senmighty.
Like some 24-karat, Charles Nelson Riley.
Baptized in countless showers of demonic pee.
More flamboyant and fabulous than Liberace.
Oh, great times and the gold bearer gold bearer!
Oh, bearers, oh, look at that.
I cannot tell you how special it was to get Kev to do the summoning poem of the Gold Baron.
It was just so nice to have him a part of this episode because
it's been a really long time since he was on Tom Steve Dave.
And it just makes me so happy to involve him, even if it is just for this tiny segment.
But I hope in 2021, there's more opportunities for Kev to be on TSD or for us to be on
a podcast.
That would really make me happy in 2021.
So right then in there, Sunday Jeff, look what escaped your grasp.
It was so tantalizing close. It was very close on the Jeff, but not your grasp. It was so tantalizing close.
It was very close and it was just,
but not close enough.
Now look at you, you're the only mortal on the stage today.
Now, somebody's gotta be mortal.
So, right now,
I'm gonna get about the hands of you,
you're very first facts.
I get to read a fact.
You get to read, I have a couple facts in the envelope.
You can read a couple here tonight
for the first time ever. I would start slow. You know, don a couple facts in the envelope. You could read as a couple here tonight for the first time ever
I would start slow. You know don't go crazy with the facts
I'd like to read my thunder just oh yeah read a couple I think oh yeah couple
We got some facts for you too
We'll keep you out like
Let's see here.
Let's see.
First fact, Liza Monelli, Judy Garland's daughter.
Oh, your facts.
I found the flamboyant.
Ray and other one, doll Baron. Let's see. I'll show you.
Judy Garland was terrified of thunder.
She'd hate the barons.
Just one more.
I'll give you one more.
Alright, we're going to really mix it up.
Judy Garland portrayed Dorothy and MGM's Wizard of Oz.
I did not know that. Right? I mean
should I just go for broke? Yeah go ahead. Alright man. Here we go.
I'm Baron. Fellow Baron. Guess how many times Judy Garland was married? Five
times.
They're not gonna always be Judy Garland, but there was a theme tonight.
Yeah.
Some will be Liza Mannelli, some will be Liza Mannelli.
You want to read a couple of yours?
Sure, sure.
It's been a while since you read a fact.
What about Judy Garland?
No.
I think I'm only a lottery one fact, right?
All right, most birds have beaks.
Wow!
I list their dead ones.
Alright.
It's not a beaks.
Tom Brady is the goat.
That's for sure.
Paper comes from trees. Oh my parents awfully remedial. Maybe I'm one note. Oh you think so? Oh you're back to school your ass. Red, white and blue are the colors
on the American flag. Oh yeah baby. You were sick. Yeah you thank you. You were sick. Yeah, you were sick.
You were sick.
You were sick.
All right, well, that's it, boys.
Well, Elvis Presley is a king of rock and roll.
That was for you, Kim.
There you go.
Thank you.
Thank you.
It feels so different.
Right?
I normally don't win things.
So to win something this big is a true
uh... it's a true honor. What it's nice to do is that the the the three OG
Tom Steve Dave members are now like we are we're immortal. I mean, God yeah man.
I love it. I love it. Nothing can ever take that from you. Until next time. Until the next
time. At least I was the gold Baron for a little while. I want to thank all the people
who sent in videos every single person, an unbelievable job. I mean, I can't thank you
guys enough for taking the time and doing that. I want to thank Sunday. Try to let you down. I know you didn't let me, you played hard. You let yourself down.
You played hard.
Yeah, I did.
Uh, get him Steve Dave.
Howdy.
Being a Vira.
I'm a beautiful job.
Yeah.
Good job, buddy.
Thank you.
Baroness.
Baroness.
And the MVP.
Tom's fully kept step up a little, Tom.
You know, well, I think we could top Tom Gouley.
Tom Gouley?
Yeah.
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Alright, that's it. Alright, that's it. Alright, that's it. Alright, that's it. Alright, that's it. Would you like to play the last video walk? Happy Halloween and remember everyone, Judy Garland committed suicide.
Oh,
Helen Steve Dave.
Well, that's it.
You know, I'm not sure if this commentary was more annoying than helpful,
but I'd like to take this moment to thank everybody who made this possible.
Sven Gooley, Tim the record store clerk,
Father Lance, Frank V, Troy Ming, Mike, Chris Maxwell, Declan,
Kevin Smith, of course, as well as Sunday Jeff, Tom, Gidham, J Sarge, our crew, Chuck
and Victor, both of whom provide so, so much to the Tellum Steve Dave train. I mean, their
contributions cannot go overlooked, you know, since the Patreon started rolling out. I
mean, they have brought some top notch quality to the Tellum Steve Dave game. And I really
thank both of them. I really appreciate what they've done and they deserve more accolades
Then they have gotten so far because top top notch work and and people too
um
And that's it for the 2021
No, it's not the 2021. It's 2020. Why did I say 2021?
No, it's not the 2021 it's 2020. Why did I say 2021?
Happy Halloween everybody and remember if anyone ever asks the opposite of John Wayne is
definitely Liberace
Baron this is sergeant 18 and princess telekwa were messaging you from the future. That's right telekwa
Baron we need you to time travel to October 31st,
2021. Baron, only you and I can save, Halloween. Help us Baron, Bob's line again. You're all
and of course, a very special thank you to Sardral 18 and the Princess, Princess Telequa. Go watch that video. Princess Telequa did her hair up as Princess Leia for this video. Two second video and she put
her hair up as Princess Leia for it. Thank you Princess. Thank you Sarge. We're definitely going to
save Halloween brother. Bank on it.
Thank you, Princess. Thank you, Sarge. We're definitely going to save Halloween, brother.
Bank on it.