Tell Em Steve-Dave - #459: Mask

Episode Date: November 3, 2020

Git Em and Q debate The Mandalorian, an update on brother Erik, Ant tattoos.

So where's the hair now? Sit down, asshole. Tell them, Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him Steve Dave. I'm here with Walt and Brian Quinn. Sup, boss. What's going on, bro? Why's getting walking away? Don't we we're going to about to have a debate? I don't know. He probably doesn't want to have a debate. He doesn't want to have a debate? No, he's been gun shy from from last week. Why would happen? He took a couple of poundings on social media.

Ungrinder. He took a beat? What? Sit down asshole. I can't stand joking. I'm gonna talk from around across the room. Apparently I caught some driving for not spending the money from the the fundraiser. Do you not see that point? I Know because I would I could understand if I maybe was like Fritting frittering it away. Yeah, but the fact that I'm trying to save it for Something that it's good. It's still yet to happen. I think is a good thing Yeah, I think maybe people were like look that's not what I didn't get money so that you

could one day buy a house. Like I got, we donated money to, well they didn't donate, they didn't buy, they didn't they buy a pod. Yeah, they bought a pod. Yeah. So what do they buy? Like I said, I'm still waiting to figure out what's going on to spend it. It's like I said, it's not like I'm wasting it on frivolous things.

Yeah, lodging. Well, and I'm saving money, I'm saving money, I mean, the money that I would be spending on rent is still being saved. It's going into a different account. Right. Through my father. So, this is where you gotta pull the big worm move

from Friday where you're like my money You just got to tell people is it your money? No, it's not no no, and like I said it got damn business I okay, yes, but like I said, I can understand if I was wasting it and not spending it But I'm saving it in the account and I've not really touched it at all If you think it's that people are like well, I that's not why I gave you money So you could sit on a nest egg that I did it so you can If you think it's that people are like, well, that's not why I gave you money so you could sit on a nest egg. I did it so you can get an apartment and stuff like that.

But if I can go for home ownership, which I think is better than renting, and... Yeah, but that's not an emergency situation, though. People try to value out an emergency situation, so they're like, well, now he's just... Well, I still... I've been in a long game here. I still have still have to get wait for rates to come down the shit. I stopped to get furniture and all this other stuff when I when I get a place. So it's again, it's not it's it's in the future. Yeah. But you've shown a history though of not like following through like a really just. You're so muffled with that. Can you bring a closer to that?

I mean, you're showing a history though in the past of remember when QGavy is hair? Which I still have. Right! Meaning that like that, that fucking ship has sailed. Nobody cares about Q's hair anymore. I was hoping you. That's alright. I was hoping- You can keep it there because I can hear.

That is weird. I was- I was can keep it there because I can hear it. That is weird. I was, I was, I was weird that I gave that to you and you're so. I was waiting for the movie to come out and I, and it came out and then it came out. And then, it came out. And then, it came out.

And then, it came out. And then, it came out. Yeah, and then Corona happened and everything shut. And then, Corona was a year later. No, no, the movie, the movie had come out and it was just starting, it was one bottle to get picked up nationwide pretty much, right? Because it was, it was, it was, it was picked up Nationwide but that hair was given you two years ago. I Two years. We even had a deal for the movies. So how did you know we were doing a movie?

Well, when you announced the movie when you were going to film the movie, I thought that would be the best time. The movie came out. Yes, and then Corona happened and nobody was. It's not like you were you were fucking Corona ridden and bed and you couldn't fucking list the hair. No, it's just that everyone was now worried about money and stuff and it was not the, I wish it was the ideal time to sell it. I mean, give the reason because let's back it up. You gave you the hair long before Corona.

The movie came out or yes, yes. So then the movie comes along. That's when you hit it That's what I was like, but Corona didn't come out for what another like when did we go to that premiere? It was like last what's that? End of this end of February like February 20th or 27. Yeah And guys were flying all over the country to promote the movie so Corona wasn't Yeah, you had a nice window to fuck elicit it and you chose not to so there's a pattern of people giving things and then you just sitting on them and I'm using them yes I think people just like well why the fuck am I gonna help this asshole anymore

I we give them stuff so we could just sit on it it doesn't sound like projection me you know it's my friend for better or worse I got to deal with it but if I was someone at home I understand I understand their know, it's my friend for better or worse. I got to deal with it. But if I was someone at home I understand I understand their their thing was just like this fucking guys counterpoint though Is like if you're willing to accept the conditions that you're living under One you can't complain about them, but two It kind of does make sense if you're like look. I want to buy furniture, I want to get a nice place.

I'm willing to sacrifice my self-respect, my dignity, my ability to defecate indoors. Right now, right, if I was paying, if I was paying 1,500 for the apartment, which is about going right for around here, by paying 6.50, which I am, I'm saving almost $900 a month. And like I said, that money doesn't just, it's not going... So where's the hair now? The hair is... We're past the go-funny shit. It's in the Jeep. I think it's in the Jeep.

So you drive around with a box of hair daily? Yeah, well, if it wasn't in the Jeep, it would have burned up in the fire. Thank God, it wasn't in the fucking... Yeah, just the money was. If it was... If it's that gross out of my head, you're free. Again, in hindsight, yes, it was... I could have picked a better time and sold it.

But there's a pattern. No, for whatever reason're you get something and you Almost it feels like you had cannot pull the trigger. You cannot pull the trigger to get rid of it I don't know it just from the outside are looking in and I just feel like you were given the hair And you're gonna fucking die with the hair. I hope not. I don't plan to it's not something I Don't like stroke it and like It's one of these weird things like you have it and it feels now like okay, I have the hair I just I don't need to get rid of it. I know I have it and it's like no One day you'll you'll you'll flip it for some

Crazy amount of money, but reality is and the odds are you're probably are never going to, you're just going to keep the hair. Again, I do, yeah, I would love to, I would love to. Why don't you give it to someone to eBay or get rid of or auction off or whatever, don't you know somebody who would be like, I don't know. I'll do it, yeah. Give it to Jeff.

How much will you, will you open again? How much do you open again? Oh, ideally like a couple thousand. Couple thousand? You go like almost his hair for like 900 bucks. But that was his dead. You're alive, man. Right, he's never growing any more hair.

Yeah, that's it. You're the media darling on True TV. Dude, you got 300 for that. That would be an insane amount of money. You're not gonna get thousands of dollars. In my head, when the movie was like like as I was getting more and more traction and going to more and more theaters, it was gonna hit the point where like it took the nation by storm and that would be the right time to strike.

Posting all the Q fan groups that I'm part of. You never get to ask for a dollar. Ever. That's crazy. That's what I thought Maybe I was wrong probably I was wrong But it's it's it's a comic. Why are you waiting for now though? Let's put it up. Let's put it up this week. Okay. I put it up this week You should put it up right now like even before you leave here

I don't know we could announce it on the yeah, I don't have any pictures of it right now Just like a picture of his hair on the set right now. Just take a picture of him. Yeah. Okay. We're just like, Q, is it all right if he just snips a bunch of your hair off and holds it? The Jeep is like literally a feet away outside. Just grab the box of hair to a picture of it. It's on some stuff. So I think it's out in the Jeep. I'm not sure. Oh, you're not even sure where the hair is. I say I think it's in the Jeep. Where else would it be if it isn't? It's out in the jeep. I'm not sure. Oh, you're not even sure where the hair is. I say I think it's in the Jeep Where else would it be if it isn't it would be in the garage at the farm Because I had to clean out the I had to clean out the back of the Jeep

No, sorry. We don't need to know. Well if you're asking You want to know what if your dad stumbles upon the box of hair. What will he do with the hair? Probably nothing because it's like in a lot it's in like a lock case so he finds the key and opens it up he's like what are we to hear he's never gonna think it's a box of hair on the bottom it says on the bottom it says this is my hair sign Brian Quinn so that it's a good pretty good look at what's inside oh Oh boy. This wasn't even the debate I wanted to have on the game. Yeah, I know I am. That's right, this wasn't even it.

The great hair. Shuffle maker had a great stuff on. Oh, I'm a trouble maker. Yeah. Well, before you guys get into this debate, I have to say you have rekindled. I wouldn't even say love, because I never love sugar daddy.

Right. Tell you what's good about the sugar daddy. It has all the benefits of caramel, but you eat it so slowly, because it's so hard that you're like I can yeah, I can eat candy Like a cigar a Milky Way. I would be double fist in it It's so soft and easy to chew courtesy of multiple listeners. I have gotten boxes and boxes and boxes It sounds like you're talking like under your pillow or something. Why is your fucking mask so thick? He's got extra-

He's got an extra filter jammed in there because he thinks it'll make him safer. But it's been so long that you haven't gotten sick. Why do you have fucking multiple filters? It's inevitable it's going to happen then. So that's what I thought you were doing. I think it already happened to you. Oh my god. No wonder I can't hear you.

He says it's as protective as two condoms. Who wants to wear two condoms? Sometimes. I'd rather die than wear two condoms, but rather die than wear two filters on a face mask. Yeah, but two great listeners after the all new Sunday Jeff show, Halloween special dropped. And I said that I like sugar daddies.

I have been gifted with multiple cases of sugar daddies. I'm enjoying the... We will never run out of sugar daddies, I don't think. Mm-hmm. Yes, thankfully. Go right for it, man. There's an open, uh... I'm enjoying the we will never run out of sugar daddy's. I don't think Yes, thankfully go right for it man. They are there's an open but delicious. There's an open case on the front counter We've got fucking a thousand of them. Well, it's easier to He's like bitch It's easier to move an open case of the seal case to the front of the store It's easier to move an open case of the seal case and To open them. What do you mean? How are we gonna move them? How are we gonna move cases? I'm not selling them

You said you want to give them what different people enjoy they were gifted to us. Yeah So we don't don't worry about moving them and it's not the sugar daddy debate either What was it debate even about all the Star Wars? Oh the Mandalorian first episode drop. Yeah, so the man Alright, so new season you don't watch Mandalorian right bruh. I do not it's a fucking This latest episode deadwood deadwood reunion really sure but looks a space marshal and the bartender is is What the hell is ours bartender name? I'm dand already dand already. Yeah So it's a spacewester.

Wow. And this latest episode was my favorite episode of the series and I came into Jeers. Jeers for my friends over here. Both of them. Not me so much, but I knew that like- What could have been here? Could you have just stepped in it? Oh yeah?

Can you have just stepped in it? And he's about to get schooled and powned by 148 right now. I'm a little friend I'm sure he's seen angles that I don't see. Oh, yeah. No, is this something you know me well? Is this something I would like Mandalorian? I think so it is not it's barely connected to Star Wars like Like the Jedi and all that shit. It's not even part of it This is animated. Yeah, no, no, it's not anime. Yeah, it's there's some Star Wars references sprinkled in for the like the true diehard fan Yeah, I mean, it's a star wars show. It doesn't beat you over head with it like like some other shows, and I'm seeing this on Disney plus Yeah, yeah, I like it. I got the soldiers too slow for me, but overall I like it. There's a billbar episode

Which I think he was amazing in huh? All right, so what's your what what what's going on? You don't like it. You don't like this episode I thought it was very very padded. There was so much trouble. There was so much traveling in this episode. It was so much traveling. It was boring at points in time. I was just looking to fast forward through those parts.

Okay, and you don't like the return of Boba Fett, you think some of this thing. A lot of speculation at the spoiler alert. Okay. So Boba Fett's armor is featured as prolly in the newest episode. Yes. He last seen getting eaten by the saw-like pitted

in Jedi at Job of the Huts barge so Sheriff Bullock finds his armor buys it off some jaw-wa and that's how he becomes like the super space marshal now At the end of the episode Spoilers, right? Yeah, you see you found out in the attack of the clones that Boba Fett was a clone of Django Fett And Django Fett was the guy that they used to make all the clones for the Republic Army. So all the clones look like Django Fett. And Boba, when he grows up, will look like Django Fett, right? So on Tattoo in the end of the episode, they pull back and they reveal a very scarred beat-up looking of the actor that played Django Fett, who now, I think the assumption is that

it's Boba Fett is in 20 years later however long the show is. So now you don't like that they're bringing Boba Fett back. I'm not clear of what? The passion that you've taken. What are I stepping? That you fucking sprayed me with yesterday and I couldn't have escaped. And before you say that, even as sort of a dabbler in Star Wars stuff, I know that is not a popular opinion. Popular opinion is like, any bulb of fat is good bulb of fat. I agree to an extent, but to throw him into the second season when you're still, it's a good show on its own.

To throw something that heavy in there, it seems like you're grasping early onto something that you could probably wait on and maybe pull them out third or fourth season to bring Boba like a main main main character like Boba Fettin when all you've done is not a main main character he's he's he's he's you immediately though, like, up stages Mandalorian, but but Fets now in the picture, right? Well, he's, it's, I don't know, I like the Mandalorian. When Disney took over, they destroyed a lot of the expanded universe. So there's some stuff that used to be considered very big cannon.

That's no longer cannon. So how long he was in the Starlac pit four? Is he actually a Mandalorian or did he rob someone for the armor? I think all that stuff is not. You know, the good sister's dad's armor? No, because it's different. It's supposed to be different, yeah. Okay.

And the question doesn't have even if his dad was a Mandalorian as well. So the show, but the show is based on Boba Fett, like the Mandalorian armor and stuff is just, it's based on the Mandalorian culture, which he was assuming to be. But none of that would exist without Boba Fett. Nobody would give a shit about the Mandalorian. No stuff is just based on the Mandalorian culture, which he was assumed to do. But none of that would exist without Boba Fett. Nobody would give a shit about the Mandalorian.

No, it's true. No, it's true. So I'm surprised that you think that given that he was honest. But he may not be a true Mandalorian. He may have done the same thing that the sheriff did. And Hib-Jango, I'm sorry, taking the armor off somebody else and... Sure, let's assume that he is. But he's not as steeped into the culture as the Mandalorian is but I'm so together. I'm talking about the show the TV show. Yes, only exists because of Boba Fett only only exists because the Star Wars

Yes and Boba Fett because of Boba Fett it's based on Boba Fett he would be considered a hostile witness if this were a portal law just want to answer the fuck your question why won't you admit that? Like without both of that there is no Mandalorian show because there's no Mandalorian. Yeah, and the associated expanding universe. What is a Mandalorian just quickly? It's they've turned into like a Scientology like a religion instead of a race. Oh, okay. Like anybody could become a Mandalorian. Gotcha. Follow some stupid creatures. It's like saying it's a Catholic. Yeah, we're so okay. Gotcha. You get excited. But they all wear the armor that both of it. It's like a religious armor. Oh. Yeah, we're so okay, gotcha. You get excited. But they all wear the armor that bulb of head,

it's like a religious armor. Oh, that's pretty cool. Yeah, it is pretty cool. But. I brought it up this season. So the part of the thing is, is that you take a note not to remove your hat. Once you put the helmet on,

you take the oath not to take it off from front of another living being. So that's. I don't think a lot of people would disagree with you. I think a lot of people would be like, we don't need both of that in this, but I disagree. I'm like, give it to me.

Well, again, I didn't say we don't need a. It's we don't I don't think you need them now Different tune yes, but you will come in down on it. Yeah, I said because so sacrilegious. It's a second so It's a second. It's the second And fucking it's the second season in Episode Was he like we're episode ever You suck so much out of me before I'm in From yesterday no, cuz Who? Cause of me from yesterday? No, cause whatever. Oh, the heartburn. So no, I didn't say go for that.

I mean, I just don't bring him in now. Don't bring him in at the head, the pilot of the second season. He could have been, that could have been a good third season cliffhanger. But you don't know what the storyline is. Everything you just said, everything you just said sounded awesome and interesting to me. Me. That's usually about. I feel the armor. Did it steel the armor. I don't know if that's considered can in a lot anymore. So, but these are

questions out of there for bringing in. But, but again, I think it's a better third season of four seasons, something second season, because now the second season is supposed to be pivoting on bringing the child back to his people. That's the task he was put on by the armorer. Yeah, but that could take, what if that takes six seasons? Well, that's what it can, but that's what I'm saying. He's bringing him in in like maybe a third or four season could work to benefit that and we're then, you know, shh, shooting your bubble of fat load like in the second season.

He said that yesterday too. He fucking was, he was dying to fucking drop that. As if that was gonna fucking make you guys just go, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and structures. Is it in the pepper? Is it in the pepper? Oh, is it in the pepper? Oh, my God. You're more directed. While I like the overall landscape shots. I know we're laughing, dude. Jesus, I love this video. I think a lot of people would agree with you.

But you said you liked all the traveling that you had. Dear John. After viewing the episode premiere of Mandalorian, I've got a suggestion. But like they threw out lines and was like, oh, I'll just blast the thing for space. They're like, no, no, no, you can't blast it from space. You have to travel long and far and take up some screen time because if it senses the ship, it'll go and hide forever.

Yeah, so. It was just seem like, again again a way to pad the episode out So that all you were doing was just watching them travel almost like Lord of the Rings Do you have a bigger problem with Boba Fett or this corny ass baby Yoda everyone seems to love I'm kind of in the Jeff camp where I you know it's Jeff is very upset with all the baby Yoda that was seen You didn't like it. No, no, no. He's like he goes look the riding on the speeder They cut to the baby you see his ears flopping in the wind. I mean who wants to see that? Yeah, that's cute Jeff thinks it's

I may Jeff has called it the pacifying of Star Wars Why it's lonely really I mean, I mean, I don't think it's I think that's more eloquent than shooting your bubble of blood I mean, I don't think it's, I think that's more eloquent than shooting your bubble of blood. Yeah. He thinks this is the thing that did that. He thinks that this whole child thing, you know, that is going to be, it's kind of like sends the message that like, okay, whenever we're in trouble, let's cutesy up everything. And let's do something like that.

So now that it's just gonna be an endless stream of pacifying Star Wars Well, and the baby is also kind of like a little like a little of a check-offs gun Where it's just constantly around and then right at the last second when things seem the most dire as he just raises his little Re-claws and does something He didn't do that at this episode, but he's he didn't most likely will He did the uh, but he's a character in the show. But this is it but this is that same old trope that we see constantly and all and any other like fantasy film and it's it's fantasy is that kids can

fucking save the day. This will stand at 50 years old. Yeah. But you know what they they don't fucking miss a beat to fucking hammer home that he's a baby though. Yeah So he's not fit. He's in that little space that floating space. You can't have it both ways He's not fucking 50 and fucking needs diapers, but he doesn't need diapers He's eating solid Frogs and everything you don't know that they just haven't shown the Mandalorian changing his diaper yet Yeah, but it's you can show a path of They did show a bathroom which was a first in Star Wars.

They did that in the pilot. It's like I love Lucy for, right? Do you have it the single bed? I don't know man, I guess I know so baby Yoda that way because I was like, well is he a clone? Is he an experiment? Like what's going on? I'm investing more in a series. These are questions that Though they keep you hooked in and they don't want to answer it right away You want the story to slowly unfold that's you know, that's what I'm saying is you're blowing your load But you don't even know if public feds gonna appear again this season alone True you could it may not be

It might not be what it's both it's got no good. It could be it not be a teaser. It might not even be a little bit of a football fit, but it's got to be. Well, no, it could be any of it. It could be. It's like, let's say it's not Boba fit, but let's say this both it would if he doesn't appear again until the next last episode. I would have no problem with that. Because then again, you you you teased him. You teased him. So why don't you wait for it to play out?

Okay, but you're not you'd rather you you're just like, I'd rather not have Boba fit at all right now, even though he's on Tatooine even though right now on that okay like a cabin because yeah as I was saying a walk they they've established like they brought up this Timothy Ollifant character but don't you just want to see Boba Fett like I just want to see Boba Fett I don't think you're wrong I think a lot of people are are out there like you who want to see Boba Fett, but I think they've felt a fucking really strong core with the Mandalorian that they don't need Boba Fett. They've shown they don't need Boba Fett to be successful. So as soon as it wanes, as soon as like people are like like almost like the Walking Dead

how you know that by seasons seven or six, nobody cared. Yeah. That's when you bring back Boba then. Not season two, and people still care about it like like like with such intensity Unless you have all the confidence in the world. That's like I could just fucking knock this out of the park every season I don't yes, but what if boba becomes a main character in the show and then he's awesome. I Is there room for two bad asses? Yeah Too bad ass mandalorians both in armor who are supposed to be wearing a helmet

What if boba doesn't put on the armor? What if he's like I can't I'm not a man of alarm Can two Mandalorians get together or get along? You're fucking talking for Mandalorian to help him on his quest He's looking for a covert who can have reach to other covert, but isn't it wouldn't be better if like Boba Fett Is like you're right. I'm not a Mandalorian and then it's like I'm gonna help you on your way because I need to be redeemed because I've been a piece of shit, and then it's like about bulb of fets, redemption. Is it really been a piece of shit

or has he just been a bounty hunter just doing this? Anybody that fucking takes Han Solo to the Empire, I'm calling a piece of shit. Mm-hmm. I'm calling him a piece of shit. Okay, I'm just doing his job. So, so, so, when Nazis, this is still pieces of shit. How long?

Wow, you're silenced him. No, it's all opinion. Yeah, it's all opinion. Well, that's what we do, right? We silence opinions. I think I think I think, I think, I mean, how much screen time the whole of that? How much screen time did Boba Fed really have in the trilogy? Yeah, it's like probably maybe 10 minutes. I think Fabros too savvy to fucking purge out to be Boba Fett. I know he did the first couple episodes, but then other people were taking over doing episodes.

So is he still doing the first? He wrote them all, didn't he? But the throwout out there too, so in your face, though. Who knew what we do in the shadows? It feels like it's too obvious. You're being clever, don't you? No, a Taiki or... Yeah, Taika.

Yeah, he did one of the previous episodes. It was really good. And sometimes you can see that little dabbling of the people. Like, I think he was at the episode where they were just be asking the two... Oh, Sadekis, yeah. Good episode. Yeah.

Oh, Sadekis was amazing. Amy Sadekis. Amy Sadekis is amazing in every single thing. I was so happy to see her back. Every single thing. I was so, Sidaris was amazing. Amy Sidaris. Amy Sidaris is amazing in every single thing. I was so happy to see her back. Single thing. I was so happy to see her back. And that's why I said Timothy Allafant, there were staff. They spent this episode establishing him as a character because the they spent this episode establishing as a character establishing

that whatever town they're in supposedly doesn't exist on any map and no one can chart it or something because it's going to be brought back just like The guy I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, Walt's fissioning has a mask into a noose The um the character he brought the the child back to to help fix up the ship and everything else like that This play by Nick Altie. Yeah, the hug not I think it's gonna be like the same thing where he's gonna have to come back to Tim and the All of fans tell him. Oh man, it's gonna be fun.

I hope so. And I have no problem. It was a very good character. I had a good story. He was just trying to help out his people. And that's why he adopted the armor. All right. Wow.

That's what fandom is all about, right? No, healthy, robust. Yes. You either gotta move closer to that, that mic or take your fucking 50 filters out I can't hear you. It's like Kenny That's what fandom is all about healthy robust debate and you both walk away feeling good about and no one feels like Iki or or Walk away feeling stupid or

That's not possible for getting right now Even if he is fucking pwn, he's still gonna walk out. Thinking that he's fucking still dead. Hell die. I mean, again, I'm not anti-bobo, just, you know, there's a time and a place for him. You know, you're just saying you do things differently if you were riding a directing.

I wouldn't throw that out there the first episode of the season. I would wait for you to hit trouble before you throw out that card. Yeah, that's like the fire alarm I thought, you know, break glass in case of fire and when things are gone. Like nudity, yeah, like let's bring out nudity because you know, we're not making any use of it.

Like a less sincere use of the character. If you have a story idea for the character, use them in the story. Okay, but yeah, that's what you're arguing to a stunt, you know what I mean? Like you can introduce Boba's armor and it's your call back to Boba. You don't need to see Boba himself.

But he clearly has something he wants to say about Boba with Boba. I want to see what that is. You don't want to see it yet. I don't want to see it yet. I would like to see it. I just don't want to see it yet. Right, all right, well there you go.

It's like Star Trek forage, or when they're like, okay, we have bad ratings. Let's bring it seven or nine. We need a strong, hot-looking female character. Yeah. And they did that and it worked. It worked. It was a beloved character.

Yeah, some people, yes, some people. Who doesn't love 7-0-9? Literally one of the most beloved sitting Star Trek characters. And if it wasn't for 7-0-9, Barack Obama never would have been president, which is actually true. Look, just tell us. It just killed us. It killed us. Come on down. Down, down. Go get that Just tell us. Just tell us.

Down, down, down. Go get that box in there. Yeah. That whole time I kind of glazed over with that star wars talking. Let's figure it out. Yeah, only because I'm looking over to my right. And I call it Blutu killer. I look over there and I'm like, who needs Blutu when you've got this visage right in front of you? Five vision over here. But for those who... Then if you look to the left, you're looking at Gidem. So then you need that Blutu immediately.

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So please be sure to use the promo code tsdabluchu.com. All right. I gotta, I gotta get this, I'm like, this is the week I'm gonna get some Bluetooth right out, come back with a report. I never do. Yeah, you just gotta get out there, man. I'm just gonna call and be like,

it is kinda weird where you're like, hey, it's me, here we go. Like, is the second you're like, they knew who I am, like, you'll see it on their face. I think like, no, no, no, I'm just doing this for a podcast. I know Sam, I'm born. Do you want to see it? And then I'm in worse trouble. So it is extremely rare that we have three callers in a row. You know, first we had Steve Bernd, then we had, we had Joe Gattel last week. And this week, as far as I can tell, this is going to wrap up our callers.

But everybody loves this guy. His name? The edge. Dr. J. All right. So, a lot of people have been asking how you're doing. Hey, Eric. Hey. We got Walter. I got Q here. Get him just shuffled off and shame.

But you know, ever since the bachelor party podcast where you let out some personal stuff, people have been like, Hey, how's Eric doing? Can I bone him? That sort of thing. Oh, has that come in? Yeah. I've seen it. really? I've seen a couple things on Twitter. Ah Score with them but Recently, how have you been doing? Like say the past I don't know two weeks or so The past two weeks. Yeah, I mean a lot is kind of transpired since that Bachelor party. Oh really?

Anything you want to talk about there? I was concerned with the last two weeks, but for good or for bad. No, besides the, the, you know, I know you don't, you don't keep up entirely, but the skin cancer thing. And then I had to have all that surgery. You know, I have a picture of himself, um, with the, uh, the, what is, what do you, Jesus Christ? Wait a minute. So this is a new revelation as well, right? To listeners that you have cancer as well? No, he said that on the news.

Not on any. Oh, I don't remember that. Well, maybe, yeah, yeah, I'd been diagnosed at that point, I think, but they had to do a couple surgeries and cut it out. He looks like, remember that lady who got her face torn off by a chimp? Oh, what do you look like right now? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Yeah, so that was a couple about four weeks worth of surgeries. And it took up those listeners who were on the bonya before the surgery. And now you're like, Rocky Dennis.

I mean, at like one point they're, they're talking to guys like, I'm going to take off your nostril and then I'm going to cut part of your ear off. And then I'm going to put that where your nostril was. Oh my God. And was this in the burial or was this in a hospital? Yeah. And was this in the burial or was this in a hospital? Yeah, I mean, I didn't expect all that. I mean, but you know, luckily, luckily it didn't come to that. You know, they do a little bit at a time and they were able to kind of carve it all out.

But it was just on the edge of my nose. So what do you attribute that to? Did you do a lot of Sunday? I remember he was a lot of sunbathing? Remember he was a department of recreation. Oh my god. Life hard. That's right. What happens when you put your life on the line for others? I don't know. Look at him. He's disfigured for life. So that what you would you would point to that is being probably a big factor and why you would you got this. I mean, that's definitely, that was definitely probably bad.

You didn't put no sunscreen on. That's a lot of, well, you know, you do, but they didn't even have umbrellas, you know, back then when, you know, you might have a lawsuit, dude. But, you know, I've just had a lot of sun exposure in California, your outside a lot, you know, do a lot about door stuff. So it's very common, thankfully, very cured. Oh my god, it's a giant hole in your nose.

Whoops, hold up. Yeah, I'm trying to show them your deformity. Yeah, it's, it was more like, yeah, psychologically, just like completely damaging and, you know, wait, do they just sew it up or plug it up? No, well, they cut a strip of skin off alongside my ear. Oh my god. And then they move that Oh, you know, they did a graft to cover up Why would they take it from your ear? Because now your ears gonna look fucking like cauliflower ears, right? No, no, it's it's the part right between your sideburn and your No, no, it's it's part right between your sideburn and your

Right between the sideburn and you took like down your lower regions I would think for nobody sees well they had to pull it back so you got like a facelift a little you look like that human Kendall. Yeah, just on one side But now you're all better right cancer free you beat it. Yeah, it was a cancer free for two weeks and then Yeah, I bright did a nice thing. I brought my steps on mountain biking and then I took a spill and then broke my arm Oh my god, dude Who put the fucking curse on Eric 2020 man? Are you in a bubble Probably shoot man. Are you in a bubble? Yeah, I'm probably that you see how well it works. Well, I heard

that the story that I heard about this broken arm was that you took Ethan for a bike ride. And there was some sort of jump that Eric's like, look at me. I'm young again. And he's like, saying, Ethan, hey, should I go off the jump? Snake Canyon jumps. Snake Canyon jump and Ethan, how old is he? 14, 15? He's 16. 16? Yeah. Yeah, I don't think you should do the lyrics.

Step aside. And then immediately he's like, oh, in front of this pretty close. Right in front of the sun. Oh, no. Yeah, I came down pretty hard. And then, yeah, so. And then even go to the hospital. I heard four days. You know what, Johnson, man. So until I got back to work and I might change your name. I wouldn't even change that last name. I get rid of that Johnson. Yeah, there's some cloud there.

Stretches from Jersey to California. I really wanted to consider that California The name is haunted I told Mary Beth. I was like you're coming under the umbrella of a curse You should keep your name Yeah, if she did would you begrudge that or would you be like I was only fucking around there? If she was like no, no, you're there's something there Brian there. You're your family name is cursed I don't know I think I'd be like, yeah, you're right. Can I change my name to hotel? I'm like, yeah. I do believe there's just, it's weird

because there's something there. There's always something going on. Well, isn't, do you wonder if it's the genes though because then your sister also have eye issues. Detached retinas, yeah. She's blinded and one eye. Yeah, probably. How old was she when that happened? Because same thing happened to her. sister also have uh... uh... issues detached retinas yet uh... yeah probably hold issue on the happened because same thing happened

you your parents are not related right uh... not uh... uh... yeah that's a thing that we live long that's it that's the real part of the curse Yeah, that's a thing that we live long. That's it. That's the real part of the curse But now you're okay Well, I don't know I'm in a cast for four more weeks So we'll see what else happens, you know, I mean, what are you gonna do though?

You know, I don't know every time I call mom she's just like your brother's doing so well Oh that was yesterday Halloween meanwhile I hadn't seen her in two months Even happiness is a weapon in the Johnson How how else are you doing out there is that it you just crashes and Then face cancer that's all you have to report do you got any poo time? Have you gotten any poo in tang recently? No, you know what I did get, you know, at the same time, I broke this arm, I ended up with less. Siffless. No, almost close, right?

Like this weird kind of like fungal infection on my back. So I couldn't even create that first. You couldn't what? You could. You needed it first, because I was like, what's wrong with my back? Because I had all these cuts in everywhere all over me. God, it looks like I'm the worst. So I don was like, I was one of the bandages or something.

Yeah, gosh, he's a fungal infection. That's like the racist kind. As soon as you hear fungal, you're like, get the fuck away from me. Exactly. Exactly. There he was all the offers of Poon Tang.

And now you don't even have a wife, they can help you put the fungal cream on. What do you do? All right. I got a prostituted. to try to spread it on one hand. It yeah Now what was there any part of you like that was hoping maybe like this all this You know like maybe a Florence night and gale kind of effect that you know, maybe you she would come back to nurse you back to health Or you didn't want it anymore. You know, you know, the offer was made. You can imagine what my reaction was.

I can. So you said, and you said not a chance or he was applying his own fungal cream. I'll tell you. Oh, okay. All right. So you said, you know, oh, absolutely. Yeah. Good.

You should have had our come over and then rubbed your back all over genitals Everything are too Wow So so is the fungal infection all cleared up? Yeah, it's it's nearly that's nearly okay faces back to normal. Arm will be back normal normal. Yeah, we'll see you know I'm glad I didn't come out you didn't tell me about this fungal infection. I could have come home with it man Yeah I'm happy

I'm telling you I dressed up as Chuck So we'll see you know, I don't know, I've been, I've not been to the hospital this much of my entire life that in the past three months, it's crazy. He got into another guy, this has been early 90s when we used to mountain bike all the time. I got a call, I was down a quick stop and somebody's like, yeah, Eric crashed on his bike and I'm like so what and They're like oh no, no, he's in the hospital. So jump in the car ran over the hot so what Like why was that even yeah like what are you telling me? Like but it's Pam so I'm like, you know, right?

But it turned out like he was riding and his his Handle bar snapped. Now you have the neck of the bike, like old jagged and shit. He goes flying over the handlebars and it rakes up his inner thigh. So I went over there. Oh, it was all fucked up. I could see like yellow fat and stuff in there. Like what was it now that your doctor, you know, like what was that cut down to? That, because that was a, that was a that was a pretty lucky lucky cut yeah

almost like it was like yeah it was it was right near the femoral artery there and it you it like just it was almost like a surgical cut like it just flapped the skin right over but yeah that was a pretty bad accident did did your parents buy their house on an Indian burial grounds? I mean, what the fuck? That's why we never built a pool. LAUGHTER I mean, you made the joke about your mother being in which and putting all her babies and bubbles.

But did she use all the power up on you, Brian? I mean, is there none left for anybody else? Yeah, I know. Look at me. I mean, you used to fucking up a game and get some fucking news and potions and fucking hemlock and shit. Yeah, she's got to get some new hemlock, she's got to like toads, like feet and shit like that,

whatever it is they use. Because yeah, the world in which I'm doing the best out of the four, like health wise and shit. Yeah, that's crazy. Although with this shoulder recently, I kind of go out and see them because of the shoulder, I have a, what's called, what's it, sea spines shoulder recently, I kind of go out and see them because of the shoulder. I have a, what's called,

what's it, sea spines stenosis? Where it's like a crushed, what is that crushed nerve or crushed vertebrae? My arm is stuck. I'm just fucking around, man. What is wicking? I constantly feel like a nervous, either, um,

Well, this doctor was like, because of the car accident from 20 years ago. Oh, that's right. It's like, it's not recent. It's just like one of those things. It's just like, it's like, Debbie, you know, your wife has the same thing. I kind of wish you ever in a car accident or did it just happen? No, it's like, it's not recent. It's just like one of those things. It's like, I always talk like Debbie, your wife has the same thing.

Can I wish you ever in a car accident or did it just happen? No, it just, we just thought it was age. She just had a sore shoulder from cutting construction paper, you know? No, yeah. Like a year after year. A year after year.

Yeah, I was like, it's gotta be that. You cut too much construction paper. Don't worry, honey. You're too good of a teacher. I'll get Pam to put a bubble around you. Yeah, but that's it from me, health wise. Darren, you know, my sister's a cyclops Darren, you know, his mental health is fucking far gone.

He looks healthy and physically though. Yeah, Darren does. It's nothing wrong. It's all upstairs though with Darren. Yeah, I think it's all up there. Yeah, I think he was like a place, you know, really. He's doing this.

Well, really he's in he's a number two in the happiness ratio and the Johnson fan. Where's Edgar? Oh, where's Edgar in that? Well, we're talking about yesterday. I would say he's in dead last. He and he and Pam were playing out a lockhorn scenario where they were arguing over like it sounds so fucking mundane and Marybeth was like why didn't you record that?

And I'm like why didn't you tell me to fucking record it if you were thinking it, but they went to the grocery store and they bring these these recyclable, not the bags, the canvas tote bag, right? So at some point, they lose them in the grocery store. And they're arguing over where they are. And Edgar has to go to the courtesy counter and be like, if anybody turns them in, we need them. I was like, as a man, I said, you went to that courtesy counter and said, I lost my tote bags.

It was one of those bags with $60. It was like this big yellow beam that came with his car and shit, he was all worked up about it. How big was the grocery store and he just walked around looking for him? I don't know. I mean, it's probably food town in the Atlantic. So it's like a maximum of like 16 aisles. But then, then I guess the argument really stemmed from they were in the cart and then Edgar took

them out to make room for the grocery so he put them underneath where you put sodas and shit like they were lost. No, they were, but I guess like she stopped and they slipped off or something and they went back to whatever the fuck they got lost. It was a whole thing, which was only capped by Pam then leaving her debit card in the machine and driving all the way home and Edgar having to go back and get it. Oh, it was fucking great. And Pam was like, it looked like it was pedoring out this argument. And so and Pam was like, well, you know, the reason I left the debit card there was

because you were just harassing me about those bags and I was like, so it wasn't kind of his fault and if you distracted you, and they got right back and so it is literally like getting on your knees and blowing on the fire. Yeah. Those fellows. Wow. All right.

Well, I'm glad we checked in with you. Make sure you're all right. Yeah. Do you need a surprise? It's like a 13% or a cook you dinner or something like that. Are you looking for some attention? Yeah, can I send a woman your way? Yeah, of course.

I know. But I know somebody who will hook you up out there in L.A. And not like some weirdo who's going to steal your like your prescription pad and take off in the middle of the night. Only two more months left in 2020. So maybe, you know, I'll knew your Zeeve. This all ends for you. And you know, and it's this weird stretch of bad luck. He gets a kiss as somebody with corona and goes down for the final time. I mean, the only way that I can become happy again is if Brian becomes miserable again. That works.

Johnson way. It's only a finite amount of happiness. The Johnson family, they don't have to struggle with it. They all share it for the time. Try to take it from each other. We don't share it. We just try to steal it from each other. It hurts you have no chance.

It's just Mary Bep said yes. You know, that's when things started falling apart for me. She has to find out something awful. All right, brother. Well, as soon as I get this shoulder fixed up, hey, do you know if a cortisone shot hurts? Because I think I'm gonna get one or an epidural if there's a difference even I don't know Yeah, well, you know, and they're it's just about you know where they're putting it

So it shouldn't hurt that bad. I mean, I walked around with a broken wrist for four days and didn't even go to the hospital So I think the broken wrist for four days and even go to the hospital. So I think he's calling. I think he's calling. You know, so that Jeff said fucking that Star Wars. I fucking put a fine. You're the baby Yoda, the Johnson family. It is kind of a weird question.

Is it going to hurt? No, because I was in I had to go to physical rehab for this which made it hurt even worse and the guy there who's a doctor Was telling me that the core is on shot with her and an epidural which I think pregnant women Yeah, yeah, or ladies who are about to give her put you in startups and give you an epidural. Yeah Now I couldn't help but notice both you guys are looking very well put together today. Am I? Yeah, you are. What makes you say that?

Well, you smell good, you look good. Oh, I'm thinking it's probably due to some personal changes you made in your self-care routine recently. Well, at least Walt, because I know Q is big into the candles. I don't even know they had candles this year. Yeah, I got a bunch of candles. Yeah, I think that tons of candles are put by his bathtub, but so he can do it.

I like it, man. I fill it up with some bubbles. I get in there and make it nice and place. It takes a bubble bath. I take some bubble baths, yeah. I haven't taken a bath since I was like a child. The closest thing was the hot tub. How long do you have time to fuck? Yeah, with hot tub. A Minnesota, so to think bath had to bring it up to a child. The closest thing was the hot tub. How the fuck do you have time to fuck?

Yeah, with hot tub. Minnesota's a big bath. I had to bring it up to the hospital. I'm gonna emergency room after that, hot tub. Top experience. How do you have time to take a bath? What do you mean, how long does it take a bath? Usually that means you have like a stretch

where you could just like... Luxury in a little bit. Yeah, I thought you were just so busy. You're a man of leisure. And man, you gotta make time for yourself. Well, I don't see how he has time because I wrote this down. He was, he's doing, he wrote something for this book called Centralia, which I got to tell you I'm rarely jealous, but I was like, fuck man, Q and Keen, Brian Keen and that.

I love Brian Keen. About Central, Central, Central, Pennsylvania, I'm like, oh, my. Mine's New York. Oh, yours is New York. Centralia, New York, yeah. It's a book called Centralia. It's all short horror stories. Right.

And I wrote a story in there. Oh, yeah? Yeah, it just came out of the shit. He submitted it and they took it, huh? Well, they asked me if I don't like, he's like, I passed the audition. I don't think it was like that. They asked me if I had an idea.

And I came up with one and it worked, so. I always got time to write novels Multiple TV show and take a bath. He's doing scripts gone wild. I saw I saw online on this YouTube channel They're doing a read of what was Halloween three. Yeah, never heard of that scripts gone wild. What's that? It's like 50 people get on to a zoom and then each of them has a part and they read the parts of a movie. So like Halloween three, what part did you play? Chalice, the guy, the doctor. Oh, the bad guy?

No, no, the lead, the guy. Oh, that's right. Oh, nice. Yeah, he doesn't have that many lines in the skirt. So funny that he's the lead and you're like, in the original, it was the original draft of it. Oh, okay. Yeah, not the, not the final draft. And the original was Michael Myers in it?

No, no, although in the script that is written, you know how in part three did the commercials for it? Yeah. It's written in the script that those commercials are on the TV and stuff like that. So I think they really wanted to play at the flag that it wasn't in there. Oh yeah, they wanted to take it completely,

kind of like a Texas change saw too. Right. Where it's like completely out of that world. Exactly. And a different world, except they even have any characters. Not one, right? I mean, at least Texas chainsaw have the original characters.

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How do you spend a night out? Do you smoke? And then they factor all that stuff into certain concoctions. Like they're like apothecaries, kinda. Yeah, I would assume. What are the things you got Walt? I know you got some candles.

How does you know I got candles? Here, thanks. So you weren't on the street. What are the things you got Walt? I know you got some candles. How does you know I got candle? Yeah, I hear things So you read on the street, we're given quite a lot a lot of men each like it was massive A lot of credit to use on products. Yeah, and you went with all candles. No, no, no I got a soap and face Okay, you just didn't go all candles. I didn't go all candles. I did get a lot of candles I know I'll use candles you know I wasn't gonna I wasn't disparaging you because I went all shampoo and conditioner all I think is I was

just like that's the most expensive thing on here yeah I'm taking all the shampoo then no one right couldn't get anything like the chance of happiness I'm just a monster in happiness. It's a monster. You're a champook. You didn't leave me any candles, fuck him. How am I supposed to take a bath? I got a little bit of each. I did not get... I didn't even know they had candles. I got to tell you it was kind of disappointing when I found out they had candles. They smell awesome too.

I think I'm gonna buy some with my own money. Yeah. But I got Hawthorne, yes, I got some shampoo, I got conditioner, I got deodorant, I got a hand cream, I got face cream, like one from each category. Really like the face cream and the, I like the shampoo a lot too, shampoo and conditioner. So anyway, what was it quiz like? Was it easy? Yes, was it quick? Yes, was it fun? Well, it's like a lot too. Shampoo in conditioner. So anyway, what was it quiz like? Was it easy?

Yes, was it quick? Yes, was it fun? Well, it's like a carried away. I had fun with it. Did you really? Yeah. I like to think about myself and reflect on my choices. Really, I mean, when you think about it,

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I'll cut that part But you're right. You're gonna be good if it's some cheap shit mass produce. Yeah, we're you pay for it. Yeah, they're putting it together Yeah, they're building this soap from the ground up. There's a human fat, I think. Maybe street soap. Yeah, there you go. So I sent you guys a picture earlier of a tattoo. Oh, I was driving. I didn't get a chance to.

I saw it. Yeah, what'd you think? Crazy. That's a commitment. That's one that I always go like, man, I hope this person who got that tattoo doesn't regret it at some point because It's always a possibility, you know, that they may regret it. Yeah, because you know, it may you know Maybe they don't like us at some point in the future. It happens see it all the time

You know, they may find it may fall out of love with TSD and now they got this gigantic, you know I might fall out of love with TSD and now they got this gigantic thing that's permanently on your body now. Cool though. I feel like I could say with a hundred percent certainty that's not going to happen. Because... Oh, that was you. Is it you?

Oh, shit. Yeah, that was me. Whoa. Yeah, I can't even see. Look at that. That's a fungus on your back. I don't. An nasty fungal infection.

Whoa, hell yeah. And sane. Now that was a cover up for another own old tat. There's a cover up for a Kelvin and Hobbes tattoo which, you know, made me a little bit melancholy. I didn't care she in a cup but Marybeth really wanted to get another girl's name off my off your back off my back. Oh you can just cover the name. You didn't like it either because

sometimes he pegs me. Yeah yeah but it was a cover up plus I felt for a long time that I'm like I see all these people like they come the cons and they come to shows with ant tattoos and they show them off and I'm like, how do I not have one yet? I'm that's true, how do you know? This is a good one. Right, so I went and got one, I'll put it up on Instagram. It probably will not hit Twitter, I'm trying to ease away from Twitter. Oh yeah, good.

I just, I can't stand it. I can't stand it. I like our people. I like seeing what I, but even our people, it's like sometimes they retweet shit. And I'm like, oh my God, I just don't want to fucking hear about this anymore. And I guess maybe once the election's over, it'll calm down a little bit, or it'll just start right over again. Yeah. But anyway, that was 500 altogether. Yeah, it took like six hours to get it done two different two

three-hour sessions. It's less pleasant than I remember. Well, I saw before we get out of here, I saw something Brady related. Tom Brady? Yeah, and I wondered how you felt about this if you even saw that Tom Brady or not Tom Brady, but Rob Kardashian. Now the Kardashians don't have much luck with finances. Really? This was...

Really? So this was... Yeah, I think he even has his own sock company, Rob Kardashian, or did. But it says he hit the football card equivalent of the lottery this week pulling an insanely rare Tom Brady card that could be worth around a quarter of a million dollars. Really? Here's the deal. Rob is a massive sports car collector who's been buying boxes of rare cards from his

pals over at the bullpen card shop in LA. So he was he was feeling the urge to buy a case of 2020 Panini mosaic choice hobby cards. I don't know what they're saying. So this card is worth this much and it was only released in 2020. This and this. Are we sure that he is in this is a real well you show in the card. I thought it was let's see. Does he have stake in that fucking card company? I don't know it said he paid about it says no word on how much you paid for the case. They usually run around $10,000.

Oh my God. He gave the green light at the guys at the bullpen to open it on his behalf and he allowed him to stream the opening on Instagram live and he hit some big cards. So he got a two-a-tie go. Yeah, two, yeah, he's a new quarterback for the dolphins. Okay.

He's going to be the real deal too. Not a Tom Brady, I mean. Of course not. That's not okay, Creedy. Justin Herbert and Joe. And Joe's quarterback. Joe Burrow. Oh, yes, it's not.

I like Joe Burrow. Yeah. So it's a, oh, wait, this is why it was a big pull. It was a Tom Brady MVP, Nebula Parallel, in ultra rare one of one card. That's what it says. It's the only one out there. Rich get richer. Don't we know it? That's more time once they're caught writing stories and reading movies.

That's your free. I don't know if that's a real Tom Brady story because I have a Tom Brady story that I think that connects me more than this story. I met somebody yesterday that... Look like Tom Brady. Tell them Steve, they...