Tell Em Steve-Dave - #461: Stronger than Time

Episode Date: November 21, 2020

The boys talk midlife crisis, bullying. Bry & Q try their hand at unorthodox couples counseling.

Hey, it's your old buddy, Bri here. If you didn't get enough of us with Tom Steve Dave, I'm gonna be on my friend Carl's podcast called Who Are These Podcasts on Sunday? So you can check that out wherever you get your podcasts. God I want the beeps and the boobs and whatever fucking nonsense they were playing over and over again on my youth Tell them Steve Dave hello and welcome to this week's edition of tell them Steve Dave Hello Walt's hello. Hello, cute., bud. Hey, and I'm Brian. We, this is every episode of somebody's first episode, right? So what, how do you want

to greet them? Not at all. I think it's unlikely for an episode in that this episode is going to be someone's first. I really, really doubt it. I mean, I'm not saying that to, I just, if I was a betting man, I would go all in that this is not someone's first episode really well if you're a tell them Steve D. Virgin right to Walt's Let him know not in the Virgin No, man, you want some with some experience? You want somebody cherry? No, the new I buy is a car Everything else I want has my own

Is this the Thanksgiving episode? I guess it would be right? Well, what's today Wednesday wouldn't be released this week? No, I guess I really do be this week. Well if we release it. Yeah, I'll let it I'll put it out What they say Wednesday I'll put it out the end of the week and then the next one will be the So all right, so we're still got a week before We're excited about it Can't wait you guys do anything. I'm not doing anything're still got a week before I think. Yeah, but we're excited about it. Can't wait. You guys do anything.

I'm not doing anything. You should stay in home. I think I'm going to Pam. Yeah, we're shooting because we're shooting and practical joggers and dealing with the public, even though it's very safe. It's not so safe that I want to cram in the room with my older parents and my nieces and nephews and stuff like that.

So I'm kind of sending out at home. You're going to spend it just alone, huh? Thanks, Kevin. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You think you're thankful for it? Listen, the next box just came out. I managed to get one. So what am I gonna do? Really, a new Xbox. Yeah, got a new Xbox. I actually managed to get one.

What I did was went on eBay and paid twice what I should have paid and got one. I was really hoping to got it for free Yeah, it's here that he paid double what he should have paid for I feel like good. Yeah, it's stupid ass I feel the same way good so what But can you get into the Thanksgiving frame of mind now if you're just all alone? Because we're in the car. Can you reflect? Is it easier to reflect and be thankful when you're by yourself? Sure.

I, I, I, is, thanks. It's never really that for me. Anyway, it's more just seeing my family and eating a lot. So, but you don't, it's all going to miss out on that. Just sit and stare like, you know, at the fire and go and just list all the things you should be thankful for. I, I, I do that. Uh, almost there. You do it. Not every day, but I, at the fire and go and just list all the things you should be thankful for. I do that. Oh, what's that?

You do it. Not every day, but I do it. The regular basis, you don't have to wait for Thanksgiving. I would say there's not a week goes by that I don't walk around my house and be like, I fucking, I just love this place. I love where I am. I love things as they are. Yeah.

Although, I want to, I didn't even think to ask you guys this, but I had a thought lately and I hope that I'm not derailing. No, that's okay. Thanks for giving talk. Right. Have you guys what is your definition of a midlife crisis? Put aside the sports car shit. Like what is it represent? Like what's the debt? Like what is a midlife crisis? I think it's reaching the age where you where more of your years are behind you than ahead of you and you're like, holy shit, I better make the most of this while I can. Whatever the most of it is up to the individual. But you tend to do something irrational though and made out of emotion because you're emotionally unhappy, you know, because you're panicking. Yeah.

Because you're like, oh my God, if I don't do this now, I'll never get to do it. So I would say, like Brian almost paints it like it's like it's a good thing. You don't think it could be? I don't know. I don't know. I've always, when I hear that when I hear the word midlife crisis, the word crisis and itself lends me to believe it's a good thing. Right. So you guys never experienced anything like that? Oh, I'm sure I've had my own personal ones where like the word like, you know, where I'm like, man, do I have enough comics? And you're like, for what? Like the most comics for what? I've, I've, I've purchased enough comics in my life. And you're like for what? Like the most comics for what? I buy it.

I buy it. I purchase enough comics in my life. Huh. I think that is a thing though. You're just like, the things you buy, they stop giving you that rush. You know, like, you used to go to a new comics day and you're like, holy fuck look at all these new comics. I don't know. And then I, no, I'm saying, I look at the shelf and I'm like, do I have enough comics?

No, I don't. Oh, I thought you meant personally. I do mean, I do't know. I'm saying, I look at the shelf and I'm like, do I have enough comics? No, I don't. Oh, I thought you meant personally. I do mean, I do mean personally. And then I go right to eBay and I buy a hardcover I'm looking for. Twice as much as it. I think I liken it to an existential crisis. Yeah. So not a good thing.

No, I don't think it's a good thing except if it motivates you to go beyond What you're already doing if you're like holy shit this I just realized like I'm not really happy doing this I'm in a rut. I've been I'm looking at my wife And this is what she looks like and then I look in the mirror and this is what I look like Where did that fucking person go like where did that where did that 25 year old guy or 20? Yeah, who's like hey, you know what I want to do this this and this and then you never do it Mm-hmm like what happened to all person go like where did that where did that 25 year old guy or 20 years like you know what I want to do this this and this and then you never do it like what happened to you don't think you've done any other things because you've

had a pretty fucking full life stuff yeah I've done a lot of stuff and I don't even know like going forward I'm like really the only thing I think about is tell them Steve Dave hmm like that's the one solid thing that I'm like going forward this is what I would still want to do but I don't have that travel bug his, tell him Steve Dave. Like, that's the one solid thing that I'm like going forward. This is what I would still want to do. But I don't have that travel bug in me anymore than I used to have, especially to some of these countries, you know, just fucking dangerous. No.

Forget the COVID. Right. You know, it's just, like I like to go to Mexico, but you go to any of these resorts and it's still getting to the resort. It appears as dangerous. Yeah. Yeah. What makes you say that though?

It's just reading about the tourism. Where are you reading it? Uh, you're online, I guess. Yeah. It's like, yeah, so these new tourist mags, I was going to say, I wouldn't report that stuff. Why do you ask, are you in a throes of life crisis right now? Not the throes, but lately I've held up in a mazerotty. Yeah.

Not the throes, no, but lately I have been wondering if I'm edging towards it a little bit. So much so that, and I like to think that I'm kind of in touch with myself and, you know, I know myself pretty well, which is why I think I might be in the early stages of it, because I am thinking a lot about death and like about time left, and what do I want to do with the time left, and am I going to stay healthy, and these thoughts I've never had before, and it's starting to get me to be like, holy fuck, uh, whoa. I think about that shit too.

Yeah, and I think I said it last time. I was like, I think about that shit too. Yeah, and it's, I think I said it last time. I was like, I think about death almost exclusively. But how is that not, like that's what I'm saying. Like I never had those, not like I'm having now. Like now I feel the clock ticking and it's making me wanna do things. Not by a Maserati, but I certainly wanna fucking buy that. The Lorean I've wanted my entire life.

You know what I mean? Frank five has a Lorean. Frank five has a fucking Lorean.orean I've wanted my entire life You know, you think five has it the right and I'm like and I'm like I don't know I just I'm starting to feel things that I've never felt before That I'm getting old that I'm starting to like get out of touch that I'm starting to wind down and Just the beginnings now get a touch in what way with like music You mean I'm already way or so what way with like music. You mean? I'm already way or so out of touch in music. I'm way gone.

Don't even worry about that. That's ridiculous. You can't keep up. Yeah. And you shouldn't have to because it's garbage. Sure. I agree. I do agree with it.

I'm not just saying it. It's fucking trash. Yeah, it is garbage. There's nothing out there. But everybody feels that. Everybody feels that about new music That's what makes me feel this way. It's like holy fuck. I'm in this position in my life I'm shit

Meanwhile these kids listening to it are like this is the fucking best and then they're gonna turn 40 And they like the new shit sucks I want the beeps and the boobs and whatever fucking nonsense. They were playing over and over again on my youth The circle of life man. I'm starting to realize my role in it, man. And the next, now I don't have kids, I gotta remember. So there is no legacy for me. Like, so. Ooh, there it, but that's, I think,

I think just like the honeymooners, yeah. is being played in prime time. Yeah. In 2020, I believe IJ will be playing prime time somewhere in America in 2080 He's been eating lead out of a

Mercury rather out of four monitors. Am I right? I'm saying that the honeymooners plays I Love IJ I love IJ. Yeah, do I think it has the staying power of the fucking honey mooner? I don't think so only the honey mooner so far has had the staying power. Yeah, like Charlie Chaplin was the biggest from other fucker on the planet. And like you now to see kids from the nose of 2080. I don't get residuals now.

Well, I can't remember those days of the 2080. I, that's why I think it will play because they won't have to give anybody residuals. That is true. That is why they played a billion times a day. I don't have to pay me when they play. So I believe that like if there's any show that has shown

the power to be shown 24, seven. Right. So do you really think in what is that matter to me that people will not be watching your show? Yeah, but I don't care about that now. I'm not going to care about it after I did. That's a legacy. Yeah, but not a real like your daughters are real like carrying on. If you bloodline carrying on your values carrying on as your family like I don't But none of the work I do will have that none of the things I do like my that comes from my blood sweat and tears

So comic book man no no Can't even get 20-20 barely Let's just be late on the'm on a main street, there's not a chance, but, you know, right, I think though that like individual, individually we, we kind of discount the things that we do, like just the way we are, but like, I believe that you could definitely call what your current current work a legacy. You're legacy.

Right. I'm sure. I guess I just take a different view of it. There's a chance. Do you have something? I mean, we all like to think about. Do you think there's something else that you'll produce that will eclipse? I would actually rather be known for it.

I tell you, Steve. I change it too big. It's a jog or not. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I the Xbox? Like, I play that anytime. I played Assassin's Creed for like five hours yesterday. I didn't have that opinion thrown at me. When these strange feelings start to come to the forefront, do you ever wonder like, well, maybe I should have a phone. No, I feel that peace is missing in me. I do. I've never, I've never once felt that in my entire life. Would you, but do you think, oh, if you, no, I think I would, I think I would, I think

would hasten my desire by demise. I'd be like, oh, why did I do this? Well, what you got to do because now is the time to do it. Like Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, they were pioneers. They were like going over to Africa and buying black kids. Yeah. Now it's super woke. You show up with a black kid. Yeah, I don't it's super woke. You show up with a black kid. Yeah, I don't want to be woke. You can have it.

I just want to keep my head down and flow. I've got a big brother thing. Like, you know, the big brother is the big sister of America. His ex-box is gone. You can have it. That's the first thing. Oh, my God. I've been twice as much for that.

Holy fuck, he changed my eBay. I can't even go back. Look at what he's buying. I can't even find other... Triple price for the T-box. I hear a fucker shitting at him. I can't even figure the lorry in spitting out. For the driveway. I thought about it. It's always stops me from like You're always speaking up. You're not kidding that

Only because I was just big I got to go through so much like tests You know, I have to go through so much paperwork so like they're not just gonna let me fucking stroll in and Fuck and take a kid for an afternoon. All right as they shouldn't But the kind of fucking the hoops and hurdles that you got to go through just to be like, okay, I'm quote unquote safe to be, has spent time to like mentor a kid doesn't mean, I don't know, then I'm like, yeah, it's just too much work. It's a lot of work. Yeah, it's a big commitment.

I mean, at least you got to the point where you're like, maybe I'll do it. I'm like, no fucking way. Never, never. Talk to feel good about myself. Oh, yeah. Or thinking about it for like, I'm shitty or the UR. They're all levels to shittiness that you're one above. Do you ever consider what you would do with him, like where you would bring him? Hockey game.

Yeah. Um, you know, if, if the NHL ever gets, you know, to get to show, to have fans in the, in the arenas again, I don't know, I mean, in movies. Mm-hmm. If the movie theater's ever open up again, there's still a lot of mainly stuff, you know, and then, I guess kind of show them the ways of, you know, values and stuff. You could teach them a lot of comics if you're interested in that. Yeah, yeah. I could let them root through values and stuff. You could teach him about comics if he's interested in that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You'd let a root throw all your stuff. Probably be a lot of kids who'd be into it now. Check out all your hard covers. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know.

But would you ever think about the Big Brother and all serious systems? No, I don't, that sort of a commitment is beyond me, I think. He would be the celebrity Big Bro. Everybody would want to be the Big Brother. I don't even sort of a commitment is beyond me. I think he would be the celebrity big bro. Everybody would want The PR you got. I don't want the PR though. You get the PR I just like you left the alone. You have to do a people magazine article and Playing bad mitt and her No, I don't want I'm getting in trouble now for not promoting the TV shows I have on air apparently

I'm contractually obliged to and I just say no to everything. Yeah. I just don't care. That's a promotion. Are they looking for me? They're watching. If you just if you look at the Twitter feeds of all foreign practical geographers, you'll notice like a fucking lot of activity. A dearth of my like interview, like just radio interviews, social media tours and stuff like that. It's satellite media tours. I just I just find it. And this you can, this is kind of all going back to your feelings of, um, no, no, this, I, I think, I don't know, you know what it is, I don't know if it's things that I haven't done, but I'm thinking about things in my life that I have done, and I'm like, I'll just never do anything like that again. It makes you remiss a little.

Or it's just times gone by and they'll never be back. And that's not to say this is not great times ahead, but I don't know, man, I just, it's hard to form because I'm really the early stages of it. And I'm trying to not drive up here to fucking Maserati. No, it's notable. A little bit, a little, sad's not the right word.

Melancholy might be and very little and it's weird because it's a a little bit, a little, sad's not the right word. Melancholy might be, and very little, and it's weird because it's a new feeling for me. Like getting older is like getting older is a new feeling. And that's the one thing I've never, I'm stronger than time. Yeah. I won't let, I'm like, you know, I'm not going to think about it.

I am not going to fucking obsess about it. I am not going to, I'm not gonna allow it to fucking rule my world. And now it may anyway though, but I just don't acknowledge it though. Like, okay, so now I walk down the stairs and I got a hold of hand railing. Yeah. I just don't think about it. Lots of people gotta do that. Big deal.

I was, if you have to hold on to two handrails, it's a mere trouble. Yeah, like I wouldn't want to be that, like, I don't know, I feel like it's like if I die and other people are still around, I'm like, it's not a loss for them. I'm like, God damn them. Like I would be annoyed that I died. I want to miss out. Yeah, now I'm going to miss out on some shit. Maybe something good.

No, that's a different Brian Johnson though No, Brian Johnson always makes the jokes that he wishes, you know that he was not here. Yeah Yeah, I don't know like there's there's every chance that I'm no more Poison not end up old decrepit get my ass white by a fucking strange nurse Then anybody else and now I'm closer to that Then I was then I am to the glory years. Oh, you're so far away from having a nurse have to take care of your every need though 44 right, but let's say it's what? How many more? 40 more years? Yeah.

Think how long it took to get you to this point though. I think I'm going to think how many years it took, how long it's been you've been on the face of the earth and now it like double that. Sure. You're right. You're right. I mean, yeah. But the thing you don't know, it's going back to something you said earlier is like,

you know, I feel like there's a timer, like there's a clock. Yeah. But the fucked up thing is that timer, it can go off at any time, you don't know. Come in next week. Go on the way home tonight. Yeah. Like you say, when you're 95, it could go off.

It's just like, fuck you, God. Like, fuck you for doing this. Yeah. If there's a God. Not thank you for the years. It's fucking taking them from me. No, yeah. What do you want God to do?

I guarantee you God damn it He laid it all out for you what you're supposed to do. Yeah, that's true. He fucking told you what I do I still could get in this with a fucking car I see lots of people who seem like good people children those children Don't gonna be sinners anyway. They were they're taken for a higher For higher oh you know plan They're gonna be sinners anyway. They were they're taken for a higher for higher plan He's always has a plan what sort of God gives Frank five of the lorry and while I sit here Yeah, driving a fucking anything but of the lorry I'm pretty sure Joey Fattone has one in storage isn't looked at in years

He's got so much cool shit in storage that guy. He's got an entire fucking Superman's fortress of solitude in storage. Is this how you justify buying a DeLorean? Is this like, are you that close to going in and now you're kind of struggling? He's like, no, no, no. If I buy a DeLorean, I'll buy one and I'm not gonna, I don't feel guilty about that. That's, I've always wanted one.

So I'll get it eventually. It's totally, it's totally, I will, I just don't have the space for it yet. What you said, you're only here for a short time on this, well, I just told you, you're not here for a short time, but you know what I'm saying. Like, you have the means to do it now. Yeah.

Why would you not? What is stopping you from buying a fucking door? Just where am I gonna put storage? That's the only thing. Build yourself a fucking garage. Nice fucking, sweet garage garage and then deck it out But that's got the crown Vic. Oh, yeah, what'd you rather have an act? And that I know what I know I know but I really love that

What's up? I think you could just put a cover over the crown pick. Yeah. What's up? I think you could just put a cover over the crown pick and leave that on to you. Yeah, a little man cave. Oh, back to your future shit. Yeah, I know. All that shit I got. I'm glad that police up.

I gotta do it. But I don't know, man. I've never had these feelings before, and it's notable for me. And I was just curious if you guys had any guidance. Not that you're much older than me, but you know, you're a little bit older than me. How old are you? 44. You saw we're about eight years older than you. Yeah. That's a pretty big gap. Yeah. What would I tell you? Well, since I like I

said, I don't really, I don't allow it to be to play a factor in my life. And I've been lucky in that way because I haven't had it slapped me across the face in terms of being like at the hospital or in front of a doctor or like, you know, I haven't had it like, you know, like, it's easy to be like, ah, I'm not gonna let a fuck a bother me and because I'm not taking a fuck

of a thousand pills to keep a fuck going every day, you know, I haven't taken a- What's not supposed to mean? But I haven't had a prescription. Right. I probably since the 90s. Right. I haven't had a prescription at some level. He hasn't gone to the doctor since the last day.

That's a good point. Yeah, I remember I texted my way. We're I think we're talking about this in a show one time. I texted her about she didn't get back to us. I said, once the last time I had a prescription and she wrote back in a question mark. Maybe, maybe before Caitlin was born in 1998. So, I mean, so that's easy to like to keep those blinders on and be like, you know, age is just a number.

All that bullshit, all that fucking mumbo jumbo, all those talking points. Yeah. It's a lot easier when you're not fucking at you know in the doctor every other week Yeah, like you're not seeing yourself break down and But that's coming. Yeah, it's coming from all of us. That's on a way on me. But you know Jacqueline. Oh, there's certain guys People were checking the layman But there's certain guys that that have the it. Yeah, you may be one of those guys, you're still very, you're still very youthful, you're still very viral, you're very, you're very, you're very, you're very, you're very,

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Like I know nobody can get together. And we were supposed to have the big rally this year and stuff like that. But we don't even mention on the show anymore, which is opposite of how I feel about it because I'm so proud of the four color demons. It's pretty big. Yeah, I like it.

I'm always equated it to being your baby. Yeah, so that's why I've never been like, we should do this with the four color demons, because that was your creation, that was your child, and you loved it so much that I didn't want to like come in and be like, Oh, I wish it would. And then heavy hand away, be like,

we're gonna do this with the four color demons, you know. I wish it fucking would. I was still gonna do it through our NIH. Maybe I'll do a four color demon brew, like a real like limited run. Titanius sip. For me? Yeah.

Fuck a tiny sip. Fuck, it's time for me to fucking drink a whole cup of. That's my boy! Picker. Glash! Let's go look at those pint glasses. Yeah. A fucking chug it like,

I'm gonna get one. I'm gonna get one. I'm gonna get one. I won't do a label when I get drunk though from doing a pint. You would have never done it. You would have get drunk. You would be like, oh, this is nice. No, no, no, I'm not a fool.

You'd stop being so fucking rigid, probably. I'm gonna break one of these commandments just for fun. Yeah, maybe we'll do like a run, we'll sell it through Merchay will sell my bet. Well, no, you need a license, we'd have to sell through our age, but you know, you guys, we get your share. I have a character, I have a good idea. I'll work on that.

I really do it. Is there like a certain, like you have a certain flavor or a certain... I'll have to work with a man that my brew master shows. Sort of what's it called, a formula? She have an edge to it. Like get him a grape. No, you know what, I'm gonna make it for you.

Oh, so it's gonna be alcohol free? No, it's gonna have alcohol in it, but we'll do a pilsner, which is a lower alcohol rate. And... But if you did it alcohol free, we could sell it anywhere, didn't we, right? Yeah, we want to be the motor cycle gang. But we'll do a pilsner, which is a lower alcohol rate and get it alcohol free. We could sell it anywhere. Right? Yeah. We want to be the

do you want to be the motorcycle gang that does a fuck it out. Those people don't have motorcycles like a near beer. You're alcoholic. What a party. Well, the war is a funnier. You you make the call. You're the fucking brew master here. Not me.

All right. You know that the people who are going we're here not me all right. I'm gonna know that People who are going we're going to buy it even if I had alcohol in it will still buy it Yeah, because of the label and because of who's because of who brewed it Yeah, well a lot of people who can't buy our own H by those big glasses we make So that would be the thing for us to do Make make those beer glasses so so people could just try anything they want out of it Cool, but that's the other here know there. Yeah, all right, I'll get to work on it. I'll come back to you guys on a plan. I was thinking if you're going to bring up all this stuff from the past

or going forward, I mean, I was thinking of the past recently and our most formative years, which would have been like late 90s, early 2000s. And I'm like, because I've been in touch with Toad. Oh yeah. We're gonna do a podcast with him. How happy you see? Very happy.

He sent me a picture of himself. I was like, oh my God, my Toad got old. Oh, no. Oh, no. And shit, yeah. But I'm like, I think it back to those times and I'm like, Toad, court jester, the cons, like all that,

like when we started becoming really good friends, the key West, all that really formative shit and how fun it was. Yeah. And like those were the times when you're like, you seemed unencumbered by things, you know. Yeah. And it's not that way anymore.

Like when, when, when, where are you uncommered by? I'm uncommered by him being uncommered. I'm just like, if you don't shit, fucking covering you. I'm in comfort by him being in comfort. I'm in comfort by him being in comfort. I'm in comfort by him being in comfort. I'm in comfort by him being in comfort. I'm in comfort by him being in comfort. I'm in comfort by him being in comfort. I'm in comfort by him being in comfort.

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Oh, yeah, nobody's gonna be like why is that fucking guy wearing a mask? Everybody's not the memory of this so we can go to places like Vegas and and and Key West and stuff like that Like where this and nobody will we did go to a rent fair and you're immediately spotted. I know. Yeah, that's true So if you put sunglasses on in the mask wearing business. Yeah Yeah, that's true. So if he puts sunglasses on in the basket, we're in business. Yeah, yeah, definitely We're just have plastic surgery if you're Like go down to Mexico. Maybe I'll just disgrace myself publicly and then people will not want to do it. We'll hate you. Yeah Shond Yeah

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Got you dick hard, gave you a little extra. No, it had to be bullshit. Complete bullshit. It still says, horny goat weed is an herb. The leaves are used to make medicine. And there are as many as 15 horny goat weed species. Did you ever think about that like size? There's such an emphasis on size, almost everything.

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I mean, there's billions of people on the planet that are into big boobs. Oh, I'm outnumbered for sure. Yeah, that's really matter to me. But like, if you think about it though, I think that's the only part of the female that dudes are just not like. What about the ass?

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already in Jim Boat, Harold? We're going to go with some girl. We're going to do the board. I wonder if that's what they're referring to. I'm talking like we're going back to 1987. I don't know how to make this reference. I've never heard anybody else ever say that they were going through the board. Only those two guys, and I assumed it meant that they were just gonna double team a check, right? That's what I thought too,

but I mean, let me look up this, the actual saying, doing the board. I've never heard anybody, I haven't heard. Never again ever. You just boarded up now. Let's see doing the board. Mm hmm. But no, that must be something they made up because I'm not seeing anything about it. It's nice that you weren't one of the people that a rumor circulated about in school like we had like say say, red boat, you know,

which was a girl. It's a devastating, right? To have a rumor that wasn't true, to circulate the school, you know, some kids actually just, they wind up leaving the school because it just gets too painful to, it's, it's, it's, it's, or today they fucking hang themselves.

It's fucking insane. I just read a story about some little girl. She was 13 and she's like, you know, they were making fun of me and calling me names. Next thing you know, she's strung up. It's like, what the fuck, man? It's horrible. They don't have, I don't think they have a sense of finality.

Like we do. It's they only held on. They would have gotten it. Yeah, I always feel bad about hearing stuff like that. It's just miserable, man. Did you have anybody aside from Mary who was shunned in school? They were people, it wasn't too bad,

because we went to Catholic high school. When I was younger, there was kids in my neighborhood that were definitely like the rougher kids and they would choose who they were going to pick on my brother. My older brother got in a few times from him. I think that's kind of what made me a little bit of a psycho when I was in my 20s because I would see my brother. I wouldn't say my brother was bullied per as matter of course, but these kids would sometimes it would be his turn to get it from them, and I would see it.

And there's something too, watching your older brother go through something like that, and it puts something in me that I was like, that is not fucking happening to me. Nuclear option, word one. And that's stuck with me. So somebody would start to do something for me, and I would just fucking,

you think I came in here? What a fucking Vem and Vigil? Like somebody would say like the slightest thing and I would just go nuclear. I would explode. Really? To over powder keg. A powder keg.

But. All red faced and just. Yeah, immediately, but it worked because people aren't expecting that. Even bullies aren't expecting like that kind of like holy fuck, what's going on right now? And I had to do that. I did that a lot of my life

and that carried into my 20s how he would always say like I would fucking stay, wasn't I, right? Yeah, I'm just gonna give it a shot. Oh, all right. Yeah, nah, yeah, I, we had bullies growing up, but luckily they focused their attention, and usually I just was kind of blended into the background. Yeah.

I was totally unnoticeable. It's a way to be. Yeah, yeah, it is. If you go through life unnoticed, I know that a lot of people are like, well, I want to be noticed. That's devastating. They do everything in their power to get noticed.

You even take a beating? No, I mean, they'll die from dying hair to like, they just need to stand out. They need to be unique and different. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, everybody's different. I'm not coming down on it, I'm just saying. But I definitely was somebody who enjoyed

just blending into the background and not even knowing anybody, even noticing I was there or not. Not even girls? Well, that wasn't that cool, no. Yeah. It was my favorite part. All I ever cared't that cool. No. Yeah. All I ever cared about was girls like to make that was it.

I remember I got bullied as when I was much younger, like probably eight or nine. Like there were a couple of kids that were like, they seemed so much older at the time, but they were probably like 12. Yeah. You know, and then one time, I'm sure you remember him, Chuck E. Moore. Well, I was probably in seventh grade walking in the hallway. You may have been with me. I don't even remember this. Were you over here there? No, I know this, Joe. And Bill Eard's is coming up.

Yes. No, yeah. So this guy, Chuck E. Moore, who like, I'm in seventh grade, he probably was at that point in tenth grade. And he was a psycho kind of guy, E. Moore, who like, I'm in seventh grade, he probably was at that point in tenth grade. And he was a psycho kind of guy too. And so he's walking, he's got his hands in his pockets. And for some reason, I'm like playing a little pocket pool there, son. I never even struck so fast. I was like, oh yeah. I was just back in the shit out of me. Thankfully, who was a teacher there? And I had to depend on my friends older brother to step in on my behalf because this guy's gonna fucking kill me.

Really? I don't really make any remarks after that. That was my plan. I mean I never carried it on once it was over, but that was always my thing. But he had every right to do it. Of course you were an asshole. You were an asshole. But even though you weren't, it was like, I'm like I'm a seventh grader.

Hey what do you play with your balls? I would say I wouldn't bother anybody if you did it. Like as a kid it would, but like now I'd be Yeah, I'm playing with my balls, but he won't make it. What else am I gonna do? Q. Yeah, you predicted something If I can pull it up here. Is this about videocassettes and us going to Vegas? No. So this is the second thing I predicted. This is the second thing I predicted. Or at least mentioned, let's say. I'll give you this is thanks to Nikki Bronco. This is something that you said a long time ago. Why is it? It means it just means.

Here we go. It needs a fucking virus that learned the worst shape of the show. It just needs a virus or something to wipe out like fucking 80% of the population. Why? This world is real. So that was I think a couple of years ago now.

Got what I asked for. I guess. 2017. Yeah, Bill Burr has a bit about that too, where he's just like basically 80% of people a couple of years ago now. Got what I asked for. I guess. I guess. In 2017. Yeah. Yeah. Bill Burr has a bit about that too, where he's just like basically 80% of people need to be just wiped out. Yeah. Seeing it in practice, I could change my position.

Yeah. Yeah. I don't want to see anybody getting hurt. Oh, right before I came, Mary Buff told me that her grandfather and his girlfriend have COVID, and the girlfriends in the hospital now. How old are the grandfather and his girlfriend have COVID and the girlfriend's in the hospital now. How old are the grandfather and girlfriend? Grandfather's 80 and I think the grandmother's, I mean the girlfriend's probably roughly the same age.

Jesus. And he was one of those guys unfortunately that was like, it's a hoax. I'm perpetrated by the liberal media. He's like, well that's an age though where you can't fuck a take a chance on it being a hoax. Oh, yeah, you, yeah, like though, that advanced, they didn't give a shit, though, you saw it at the wedding. Oh, they were there. Yeah, that was that

real old dude and the old lady that was the TV's grandpa, the great. I like fucking loved it, man, he loved that wedding. Oh, is you guys gonna go see him? I don't know. He's COVID, I don't know. That shit. He's know. He's COVID. I'm not gonna go see him. Yeah, that's all the way up. You know how long it would take me to get there. By the time I got there, he'd probably be better. I don't know, man. Do you think of that age? If you were his age and you're like, I don't know, like I could die tomorrow. Anyway, what am I gonna spend the potential the last year of my life locked up indoors? I don't know.

I would, I know me. Yeah, there's not much that look, what can an 80 year old man do anyway? Where can he go? He's got a girlfriend. That's a blue chewed fucking. Yeah, he's a business. Yeah.

You know, yeah, I'm surprised that you would think that there's people who are like, I'm old anyway, so I don't care what happens. I mean, that seems, I don't know if that's the mindset. Do you think you'll care more as you get older? You'll be even more careful about COVID. About anything. I'm fucking hoping that it the shit's over by my watch. I really hope that it's gone by watch.

Have you seen the spikes? Yeah, but there's like so much good news about the serums and the vaccines and everything. It's like 95% efficiency or effectiveness. You have to get two of them. I read somewhere. Two of them a month apart. Yeah.

And then I guess you don't have to wear a mask anymore. I don't take medication, but they are going to force me to take this because they're gonna make it so like I can't go into places unless you prove that you've got the vaccines, I think. That's what our government is for. So they're gonna love worse than this, don't do shit. It's gonna be like the mouse and the,

what's that called in the maze? Because you're gonna go places where doors are gonna be shut to unless you can prove you've got the vaccines. I think that's what they're gonna do. You're gonna need your papers. Yeah, I believe so. They're documentation. Like if I want to go see the devil's play. Yeah, they may be like well, you've been vaccinated maybe your last My little brother hasn't

You might be right like you get a special card, but then they would like people would do them Oh, I don't I think it's gonna be hard. Believe me. They're they fucking know that there's fucking people are gonna Try to do it and try to get around it and they're gonna make sure that they can figure it out. What do you care? Let me in. Everybody in there's got the fucking vaccine. I can't get anybody sick. Let me in.

Oh, I think they're, I think that's the mentality. That's the mentality of the people who don't want to get the vaccine though. They're gonna be like, just let me in, but there's gonna be so many people like that that they're gonna have to do something to have a, you know, they won't force you to get it, but they're gonna make it so, well, you can't do things with everybody else though, if you don't have this, you don't have this vaccine

in your history. But why, if you can't get people sick? To try to give a stronger, it's kind of, ed you push you a little bit closer to doing what's best for society. Right, right. It's like the same's best for society. Right, right. It's like the same as a motorcycle helmet. Yes, right?

Sea belts, yep. They're gonna do everything in their power to get all the fucking hard heads out there to be like, oh, fuck, I guess I gotta get it. Then if I wanna go to work. Well, there's no personal sense of freedom. How much do you give up? Like right now it's the mask shit. And for any asshole who's listening and then wants to jump on red it and say

He's a fucking kind of jerk off the wooden wearer mask. It's like no, I don't like wear masks I don't think anybody does I don't like wearing it I wouldn't continue to if I didn't need to right now. I do it because I have to but I mean at a certain point people are gonna If this this shit doesn't work people are gonna gonna be like, do you think that was time politically drop in, drop in that like a couple days later? After the election? I don't know, it's possible. I'm thinking that.

It's not. I think it's very possible, but I don't think they would come out and say it's 95% effective unless they were fucking pretty, damn sure. Yeah, and you gotta think like it's a vaccination. If somebody was like, hey, come up with a vaccination, I'd be like, all right, where do I fucking start? But these guys like from March until now,

that's pretty quick really. Oh my God. So a press head. Yeah, they're saying it's like more of an accomplishment than when we got to the moon. So we're gonna be like, does that vaccine really exist? Oh yeah, but they said it's starting out rolling out in Tennessee. Oh, yeah.

All right. Max will be able to... The guinea pigs, Tennessee. Great. See what happens. The Rhode Island was one. Great, great. Rhode Island's another show. All right, great, great.

Oh, it's great. Chuck and gut it. Yeah. Well, that's the thing. I'll force him to show me his... It's going to show you his documents. Yeah, I, well, that's the thing. I'll force him to show me his favorite. It's got to show you his documents. Yeah, right. Come down and film me thing with those things.

Yeah, so hopefully, a fingers crossed, man, because like, if you had said back when this first started, it's gonna be a year and people would be like, oh my God, no. We won't be able to survive a year. But if it's just a year, I think we'll be look back and be like, man, it could have been fucking worse. Fucking worse. If it were lucky, it was only a year, but if it's just a year, I think we'll be looking back and be like, man, it could have been fucking worse. It was lucky. It was only a year, but that's only if this works out, though, which there is no guarantees. I guess that it'll work out. No, I mean, you could've fallen

that 5%, even if it does work. And then you're talking about trying to, okay, you're a reasonable person who, me? Yeah. Thank you. Who wants to, uh, it's my highest complimental page tonight. But you're a reasonable person. So you're gonna be like, okay, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna get the vaccine. I'm gonna go month later.

I'm gonna go to some leery of it, but I know they're going to, we say Maxwell survives. Yeah. He doesn't die. At a certain point, you're like, okay, I'll get it. Do you know how many, I mean, just take a walk around the streets in New York, how the fuck are they gonna get all these nuts and drug addicts to take this shit?

And that's just New York City. Yeah, no take LA, take fuck them, Milwaukee, take any number of big cities. And you're like, how are we gonna corral all these people? Well, when they come in for their other treatments though, they'll be like, well, if you want to get further treatment, you're gonna have to agree and sign off on getting this vaccination though. There's ways that they're going to be able to like, you're being too reasonable.

You can't talk to a psychotic like that. Oh, if you want your methadone, you're going to have to. You don't think they're going to like do everything in their power to make it so like they close out. I think they will. Yeah. To make sure that the majority of the population as many as possible are given the vaccine. It's an interest.

You know, I never thought of that before. Like people who are dependent on the state. Let's say, let's say what a EBT or whatever the food stamps program was. If the government was like, well, you can't keep getting food stamps unless you take this virus. Or be shocked if they went that route immediately because now they'll be very fucked. I feel like there's a lot of people. You're really fucking sticking to screws to the people.

So you don't think that- How would you think to not eat? But are you sticking the screws to or are you getting them vaccinated? Well, I think PR-wise, yes. But I think PR-wise, that's the last fucking thing. That's- I'm not advocating for it. I'm saying that this is the first I thought of that.

I'm just thinking of proposing. No, it's like they'll try to do it. They'll go other avenues at first to try to make sure. But yeah, at a certain point, I think everything's on the table to bring people to bend them, ones who needed to be bended, to getting it though. I think they're not gonna have to. I think we could see immediately,

we know the writings on the wall, people were like, fuck that. I mean, look, you are not gonna get it. You are injecting an unknown thing inside of you at the behest of the government. I get the fucking trepidation completely. My daughter, she, you know, we were, we was a little touch and go there for a while. First time that she's had some friends get it. And she was in a car with them, you know, for a whole

day. And she went, we, she got the test, came back negative, but no possible way. She's wearing a mask right the whole time. She wears a mask constantly. Even in the car with her friends. That's all I see. I don't know. That's all a mask right the whole time. She wears a mask constantly. Even in the car with her friends? That's all I see. I don't know. That's all I see as kids walk around. But she's pretty good. She's pretty good at keeping the mask on.

So when she got the word that her friends tested and she was with them relatively recently, we took her to get tested and that feeling of nervousness of how you feel. How you feel. And she's like, I feel fine. But like you're constantly like, well, like, you know, wondering if she's going to show any signs of how that would happen. Well, she's also like a whisper of a thing like a braille.

So you figure it could affect her more than somebody was hurting. Yeah, but you know, she got the test that came back negative. But then I was wondering, you know. Did you give it to me? But I felt fine too. That's what lead me to believe. I really think I had it already. Isn't it weird, then you got the test and they say you didn't. I was like,

Well, they said the antibodies, you know, three months, right? Go, no, they go, they become hard to read almost immediately after you've beaten COVID. That's all article about that. And you were in November. No, I was in December. December? Yeah, I got it in January. Right before the were in November. No, I was in December. December. Yeah,

I got it in January right before the cruise. My brother still sick on the cruise. I got sick really sick after the cruise. When the movie opened, I was supposed to go on a promotional tour and I was at the airport and I was the room was spinning. I just like I said like I hope by March though that you know It's a thing that we're looking in the river in mirror March is pretty close remember 2020 how fucking shitty it was I mean march is a little close. I think that's a little optimistic Yeah No, no, I don't mean that it's over but like they're like like like like oh start distributing it vaccines like a flowing It's like it's like shit, you know

Everywhere it's not just in a couple states Our NH branded Could you call it like what what do they call in the the covid the covid cure? What that's a new beer. Yeah Yeah I think I see with the four colored demons Not alcoholic brew. The COVID. Maybe in five years that would, I can get that off the ground. You can't cash in on it? I don't think I want to.

What is the buffer, but you can start to cash in on COVID. Well, people are cashhing in now, right? Aren't people making masks in their backyard and shit like that? I mean, you show me a picture of this Indian factory where they were making the masks and they were just all over the floor and shit like that. Oh yeah. Yeah.

Well, is that crazy? It's crazy. It's a definition of cashing in. Like, you're filling a need though. No, no, no. They sell a basket of J.S. Island Bows as well. He's a defensive. Yeah, that's, that is, I hate to break this yet cashing

in, but I'm pretty sure it's a gilded mask. At least it's not made by some guy in India who's just throwing it on the floor. Well, do you think that masks that you buy in five below are not made in a foreign country? I don't buy masks in five below, but. Okay, but a lot of people do though. Yeah, I mean, I just get the ones that I have

are just like the N95 certified ones. Right, there's some people can, you know, those are the more higher end ones, right? Not at this, not really. Not at this point. Yeah, at first they were like, they were the sweet spot to get. Yeah. If you knew somebody in emergency services, you know, if you happen to. I mean, look, could the guy maybe line to me about all of this?

Sure, but I can't live like that way. I just got to go with what I got, what I got. We got an ad? No. No. I can't really. Yeah. Yeah, this week I'm pretty sure.

Oh, I wanted to ask you guys though. Did your candidate with is Joe Biden the president? I still can't tell. Is he the president? I think he's gonna be yeah, I think it's are they still counting votes and shit or because I don't really I don't really He's the president. That's what I thought. Yeah, president elects. He'll be the president. He'll be the president without out. Yeah. All right. My candidate won. Yeah. Yeah. And it wasn't it wasn't Biden or Trump. It was marijuana. Oh, oh, yeah. I don't know if you feel about that. See, in a good. It's not it's not a done deal yet. I'll tell you in a moment. I just hope that it stops there. Well, I just hope that it stops there. Well.

Because then you're going to, like, and once you open the door for Mary Jean, then all her friends come to. Yeah. I agree with you on this. I think you're right about that because Oregon, who had legal legalized weed, and they also legalized every other drug in small amounts.

Yeah. Like you can have a little heroin or a little cocaine or a little crack. You just can't have too much. I'm not sure what the doesn't matter what. What is anybody ever said that like crack does anything? I'm the crack success story. Other than my pillow guy. I think he was doing an ad where he fucking said former crack addict. He's if he said it once in the end, he said it like 15 times in this ad where you're selling a book about his life.

But what on earth does crack do other than destroy your life? It makes you feel good for what I understand like five seconds. Isn't that like, get them probably knows better, but I understand the highest like five to seven seconds, and then you're like, I gotta smoke more crack, and that's why people are always fiending and always like going and buying. I don't know, the only crack, sorry, that I've been told from someone who's done,

I remember the, blank her name, Alexis who worked at the office all those years. Oh yeah. She said she accidentally smoked crack, she told it was a marijuana. Oh my gosh. She smoked crack, and she was like, I was, she said I sat down in a hallway

and I was glued to the floor for hours. It was her, it was the way she said it. She make us sound like it was positive. Yeah, she was a college. To a crack in college. Well, somebody was, you just know. Are you gonna do? She didn't want to, but she did.

Maybe she didn't want to. She thought it was something else. She stole his marriage and she opened't want to but she did me. She didn't want to She thought it was something else Stores marriage. You open the door to Always the possibility don't when you fucking when you take when you think you're Shouldn't be doing the marriage in I agree you know what I agree with you 100% Well, she should be doing the marriage because you're not there to fucking not there to are you're there to live You're there to experience life and if that's part of it, then it's part of it. If you want that to be a part of your life,

you should be allowed that. As a fucking adult, you should be allowed to decide if it's legal, I guess, in the fucking state. I want to smoke weed. Like I just want to smoke it. Oh, well, it's legal now. Right, but why do you want the government to tell you like, okay, now it's okay.

Like, as a, I know you don't think it's okay just because it was passed. Just because it's legal, you're not gonna be like, oh, okay, I thought it is a I know you don't think it's okay just because it was passed just because it's legal You're not gonna be like okay, I bought you a quarter ounce. I know that's not gonna happen because I think that Once it's legal it's like alcohol. I think I think it's I think it's horrible for society But it's legal so I mean I have I can't much more I mean what's the point of me being like you shouldn like, you shouldn't be out there getting your buzz on, or your,

nobody wants to tie a gauze on. No, you're pure goggles. Come on, man, ugly chicks need to get fucked too. And I mean, guys, don't be the ugly guys. But I mean, that's true, yeah, you're right. There's a lot, there's probably a lot of listeners who smoke, right? Who are listening to this, right?

I can't imagine. Yeah. No, I don't want to come down on them. I mean, I'm sure that they just do it to max and relax, right? I guess. Yeah. That's how they take the edge off.

Right. What is he doing? I see this fucking guy. I just wish that like like if I could give the world's actually pretty funny. Yeah, turn out to be a apology. What the fuck is he doing? But if I had the ability to give everybody in the planet a gift, I would give them the gift of never having the need to want to...

To live. To your senses. Oh, I love that gift. Yeah, that'd be a great gift. To never have it, to never having the need to do it. Yeah, because you have a happy person probably, right? Because you would have to feel like, oh, I need, because really, if I smoke, or, I mean,

I rarely, rarely drink, almost never, it's only because I'm like I just want to unwind I just I can't take it right now so just I'll smoke a little and then I'll get in a better mood and I'll watch a TV show or something like that but it's better I think then like you know I have zacks and shit I don't take that I don't do anything I'm fucking boring I got boring man you married bro because that's it Yeah. You're an old married man. Look at me. You're off the market.

You're fucking, you know, you're living life the way I see it. Like, all the, all the married guys, you know, you think it was gonna happen to me. You put it in your nine to five at work, you come home, you, oh wait a minute, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. Don't forget I'm unencumbered. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't forget I'm unencumbered. No, no, no, no. Here are the, the, on sets. So if you're gonna inject your cocaine,

the onset is 10 to 15 seconds. It wasn't that what, yeah, I think a lot of people inject it. It's like, maf, cocaine. Yeah, like you liquefy kind of like heroin I suppose. Yeah, that's like a, like a speed ball. Like, how? How do you do it? I don't know. Or you're saying like. How? How do you do it? I don't know.

Or you're saying like, how the fuck could you do it? No, no, no, I've had two experiences where we're going to cocaine to my entire life. Never have I heard injecting it is an option. You would have done it? No. What I've heard. The best way to do it is off someone's ass. Wartits, right?

Yeah, that's the way I've heard. That's the most. That's the ideal way too if you're going to engage in it. Like, yeah. I don't think I'll ever do Coke because I would be like, remember Len bias, yeah, who's a basketball player. He has a basketball player in the 80s and he did it once and had a heart attack. And ever since then, I was like, I don't know, I don't want to be the guy who's like, oh my god, I never done that. I did it once and had a heart attack and ever since then I was like, I don't know if I don't want to be the guy who's like oh my god

I did it once. Yeah, I didn't once and it was fucking awesome Yeah, remember you're saying like you you're like I can't do this anymore Because like I'll never do this again. Yeah, it felt too good And I stuck to that really yeah, I stuck to that It was good. It was awesome. It's too good to be true I couldn't chase that feeling for the rest of my life because that because I would be like that would be a fucking issue because I felt like Superman. Every sense lit up like I felt like I was shooting fire for my fingers. It's not the complete

opposite of how it used to be for me. I was like sleepy Superman. It was awesome. In the moment I was like I'll never do this again. I can never do this again because it felt so good. Yeah, that's some discipline. It is I need to do it even now I remember how it felt and I was like oh to have that feeling like Tony Montana Yeah, I think pile on your dude. I felt like I could do any task you put in front of me and succeed. Yeah, it was awesome It's like like Like Adderall except like high octane Ad of me and succeed. Yeah, it was awesome. It's like, like, uh, like, Adderall, except high octane Adderall. And fun.

Yeah. And that was that. Well, that, if you inject a cue, it's going to last about five to 15 minutes. If you snort it, the onset is one to three minutes, and the high is going to last 15 to 30 minutes. Smoking crack, the onset is 10 to 15 seconds, and the high last for 5 to 15 minutes. I

guess if your crack is more pure, it's gonna last a little longer. But even at that, let's say you're a crackhead. So now you have to smoke crack four times an hour, say, 20 bucks? How much does a rocket crack? Maybe let's say $20. So now you're talking 80 bucks an hour? Oh no, wait, you're talking $20 an hour for as long as you're up. No, 20 times four. Okay, so you can't be 20 bucks then. 20, that seems too expensive.

I don't know. However much it is, you gotta do a four times an hour. Yeah, it just sounds like a bed. It's too much. Yeah, it's just too much. And also, by the way, you can't accomplish everything. And you shouldn't feel that way. But you shouldn't walk around the earth feeling that way. It's just it's not no good. Street price of crack. Oh, street price

per pill. I'm just going to come. So what's the plan in your jerseys? Is it just going to be available like, you know, that drug fair? No, what they, Walgreens and CVS, what they do is they, they set up the spenceries and they're highly guarded. Like if it's anything like LA or Washington or whatever, it's like, you go in there, there's a locked door, you show your license, you fill out some paperwork, and then you go in, you look around, you buy what you want, and then you leave. How much are you allowed to buy at one time now? I think in Jersey they said it was gonna be like,

six or eight ounces, I can't remember. That would be, That's a lot, isn't it? Oh yeah, eight ounces, like half a pound, so. Oh, man. Yeah, you can have quite a bit. And if you any know, they say it'll bring millions or millions and millions into the tax base.

We'll never fucking see any of it. But what about the long term effects though? A weed? Yeah. No, no, no, they don't mention that. Well, I mean, people are doing it anyway. It seems like everybody does it, right? Six ounces.

I know so many people who don't though. You know, I give it. Do you think they're going to be turned around by the same thing? Oh, no, no, yeah, but I worry about... It doesn't make it less cool if it's legal. No, I think if people... I don't think people are doing it because they want to be cool. I mean, kids, it's less dangerous, it's less attractive.

What are kids going to on to buy it? I'm sure. 18. 18. And you got a lot, there's stiff, stiff penalties. Like if say I buy it and then I go out and give it to some kid on the street. Like, has he gave me money? Yeah, I just hope that there isn't like 20 years from now.

We're not like, oh, fuck, we should have never did that. You know, you don't have to. I think it's less dangerous than alcohol, you know, in terms of domestic violence, drinking and driving, I think probably is like alcohol is worse than weed, but you're right, like you're adding something else to the mix. You're not like, okay, no more alcohol, but you can have weed. And they're looking to add even more, they may lower the penalties for having magic mushrooms. Now there's something I can be like, I do think it's weird though that like,

something that God put on the planet, you cannot, it's illegal for you to have in your possession. Well, it's weird. Well, it's weird. I thought they alter it though, I thought we'd. They pick it right off the plant and it's it. Yeah, I smoke it, where's mushrooms should just eat it. Oh, okay, they don't like, they don't cook it.

No. Or put chemicals on it. I think the raw are the better, right? Yeah, no, they don't do any of that shit. It's literally the bud from the plant picked off and smoked. They're like regular farms and then like when it's harvesting time, you get a bunch of people that go out and they pick the buddha from the plant picked off and smoked. Yeah, they're like regular farms and then like when it's harvesting time, you get a bunch of people to go out and they pick the buds off. But you can go into food town and buy a can of mushrooms.

But if you were to go and grow your own, you know, mushrooms that... The magic mushrooms. The magic mushrooms you'd be in big trouble though. It's crazy that it's illegal. I agree with that. It is I don't know if it's crazy. It's just it's just weird when you think about it though. Like because they're I guess because they're so powerful. They're planning a plant. Is it a plant? The mushroom. Yeah. And then a plant fungus. It was a fungus. Yeah. Well, the business of fungus banning a fungus. I would never even do it anyway. I don't know how anybody could eat.

You know what a fun you know what a how mushroom grows right? I grew on a shit. Yeah. Yeah. Lots of stuff is right. What else is fertilizer? Yeah, I'm not even fertilizer. No, you're not eating fertilizer.

Well, you're not eating a shit either. Well, the fuck a mushroom was a hundred shit at one point. You have a fertilizer. Why who shit on it? I don't know whatever they used to I mean, I guess it's it would be what makes what those magic mushrooms grow a kind of animals feces I don't think they exclusively grow on on on maybe a cow shit, right? You need shit for it to fucking happen if there was no feces there be no mushrooms. I don't know about that

I know I got a clip for the week. Well, come here, get him. Here we go. 148 in house. Shush! Don't talk about it, fucking halfway across the room. Oh, you want to come down here on a weekend. I stop by. The way Walt dresses him down.

There's customers in the store. Walt's like, what the fuck? I'm not cursing, I'm not sure. not cursing but but the the scolding really oh, it's awesome It's so funny, especially when I didn't do it Do you feel do you feel Humillated in that moment or are you just roll off your back? No, I know because I know why he's not yelling at the person who's fault it is so because you can't take it. Yeah But we used to sell the manure from the racetrack to mushroom farmers horse manure. Yeah, so it but only men in what's next to much straw

So what they do is they place it in these they pilot in these big Like long mounts. Yeah, and they turn it up occasionally, because you have to get the internal temperature up to, like, 160 from the decomposition to kill off any other spores or bacteria or anything. Okay. And then they place it in, like, wood beds in these buildings, or sometimes old mines. And you're aware of this. How come the cops didn't learn to wear this? What do you mean, the cops? To bust it. I'm talking about these are for like production mushrooms like if you're eating mushrooms like on your pizza That's how oh so any mushrooms yeah, huh? No, you know that you didn't know how mushrooms were formed. I see mushrooms in my back

Yod they're on there in the ground. They're on trees and shit because the fucking chip monks They can grow in other ways, but the best way is manure. But what's the first part of that sentence? They can grow in other ways. They can grow in other ways. You need feces, right? No, we're talking about just magic mushrooms or mushrooms in general. Because I have mushrooms all over my yard. This is how the mushroom farmers would grow the mushrooms. They would pay us to take the the menorah away with the but they're not growing magic mushrooms they weren't growing match you know you're right I know I hate that fucking you call them over 148 you know back here second there's dissent it's like in the fuck out of here

I would think the first time someone like at a supermarket, all of a sudden starts tripping balls because the 14-year mushrooms they bought were laced with magic mushrooms. I think they might have an idea. But the most harmless bland mushrooms that you could eat, you could eat a pound of them and you wouldn't even have a scary dream. No, no. Those are still the look you need crap to make those. It's the best. It's the best substrate for it. It's the best way. Yes. Hold on. What you really. I actually did have someone who never heard it, but I don't know if it's the only way. It's the best. Yeah. I had someone who was growing Magic Mushroom's get a five gallon bucket of horse manure. How did the track know that they now is this illegal for them to sell this? How much do you get for horses?

Staggeringly strong. It was cheaper. It was they would pay you even if it's anything they pay you was better than you having to pay to dispose of it. So they would come with their own trucks, take it and everything else like that. What a racket. It was all the smell. No, it's not. it's not that bad.

It's the, because once the heat builds up, it kills that odor-causing bacteria. And it really doesn't smell that bad at all. Hot horse shit. It hits you. It does hit you that humidity hits you. I had a girlfriend who went to Rutgers and she used to work in this pig farm,

and it was like an enclosure. I never smelled anything so awful in my life. It was inner hair and shit. Oh, it was so gross. But to go back to the Ome coming down on 148 on the weekend. The fucking, you don't understand it's a constant barrage of stupidity and ineptness of like somebody a customer fucking brings two tray paperbacks up to the front and goes this is what it was this is what was about these two paperbacks are not in our weren't wrapped so what do you think what would you do if you were 148 so a customer comes up and is like hey because we wrap all our tray paperbacks so they don't get bent yeah people take

taking them off the gondola, I'm putting them out in the gondola. Customer comes up with these two paperbacks and it's like, hey, you just want to let you know these two weren't in bags. He doesn't want to buy them. He's just alerting us to the fact that they're on bagged. What would you do?

Oh, well, thank you very much. Take it from him. I'd wrap them, put them back on the shelf. Why would you do? Same thing. What did you do? Fucking get them. Because some of our trade payback aren't in bags. If they're new, I brought you back two bags. And I was like, the customers said that these didn't have bags.

So it was easier that, yeah, they need bags, put them in the bags or no, they don't need bags, put them back up on the, what did you do? You didn't answer. I walked back. I got two bags and I walked back here with the two with the two tray paybacks and the two bags Okay, and I told them that a customer came up and said that these were in bags. Yeah So what did I say You start fucking put them in bags You don't say that fucking put them in bags. Why are you telling me? Why do you need to fucking tell me that that these were because some bad. Some of the trade paperbacks aren't bad. You knew this was gonna be bad.

What would be the fucking harm if those were in paper in bags too? Then why are they in the racks not in paper bags? Because they haven't been moved to Gondols yet. But you really think we'd be out two fucking comic book bags? If you had just been like, you know what, and be proactive instead of running back here and fucking throwing it on the table to me and be like, put these in bags,

you can't fucking put them in bags. I wouldn't put them in. I just wanted to see why they were in bags. If there was a reason they were in bags. Were they new books? I don't know. They weren't. They weren't. What you should of did was just fucking bag them and not even even inform me about it. So the problem was, is that's what I put them on the gun, without bags.

Or a customer took out of the bag and put to read them and put them back on. Right. I think the question is, and again, I like to be on your side as much as possible but how come a customer knew that they should be in the bags but you didn't and how come you don't fucking know what came in this week you worked here for how many years and you cannot fucking identify what is new and what is fucking old because the load comes in on Tuesday when it's my day off well you hear all I can say you can look at the fucking invoice and see, oh, these are the traits I came in this week. All right, just keep going.

You're too fucking lazy. He hides the invoice. Who's he? Who's he? Mike. I could find it right now. Because you asked me, where's the invoice that we got from the order yesterday? Nobody could find it.

Remember? I could find it right now, no? Or you could go online. You get an email to you. Oh, no, or you could go on lying you get an email to you You can go on your phone to be like oh that wasn't or I could just ask the person who I know has the most knowledge and it's you Again, no, I'm fucking what a customer asshole With Brian no no I wasn't I was talking to a customer right over here no you were sitting right there it was

Ming that was over here so it was no now it's Ming so why's it like that but there was still a customer over here and I was talking to about another book and you come over throw him on there don't even say anything at first just throw him under my nose I said something I said he did I go what I said these weren't in bags and I had two bags and I had the comics yes that's exactly what he did like I said these weren't in bags and I had two bags and I had the comics Yes, that's exactly what he did a customer said these weren't in bags and just showed him like a fucking moron like a half-wit

Who in the half-wit that put him up in the gun the show again? We don't know how they got up there But it's got to be good. It's false. No, no, I never blamed you for that. I never once said it was your fault They weren't up there. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, along up on the shelf or do they look on the fucking invoice? Do you understand what Walt's saying? He's like, don't bother me with this shit.

He doesn't want to be bothered with that kind of stuff. And you're smart enough that you can just be like, hey, you know what? I'll tackle this myself. I know you can do it. We have all these trades that are in bags. So the fact that they weren't bags, so I don't know whether they go up on the shelf or they go back over there. What would be the alarm?

Eventually they're going to make their way to the gondola on Tuesday. It was Saturday. What would be the harm in that book being in a bag for fucking three extra days? Again, it's also the fact of where do they go on the thing. So should they not be in the cases where they should immediately go to the gondolas? Ming was not even here when I was here. This is a totally different argument than I saw. The one that I saw was you didn't restock them and this is the first time I've ever said this to him because I know it's beyond them But this time I was like, you know, it's not fucking doing anything but fucking staring at his fucking computer

So I said get out here and fucking put these book books in bags and put them on the gauntlet's where they belong Then on Saturday I get here and I'm fucking restocking some books and I see all these books that aren't on the gauntlet's And I said did you fucking not put these on the I did and I did put them in the gondolas, but there were some books that were mysteriously we're not on the gondolas That were under not not the ones and then you were like where's the invoice couldn't find the invoice we can we can go to your phone Oh shit go to the phone. I don't it's a different. It's not just no, it's not Go to the phone. I don't it's a different. It's not this. No, it's not But this is why when you're like oh you were so hard on them. You were so fucking mean to them

Who I said that? Oh, no, I think it's funny. What's on I said you got to come down You're taking under there. You're taking under there. You were finding trade pepperbacks that I hadn't even touched And I'm so sorry. I don't shit shit We don't even you don't know that perfect. No, you know because I did touch it Because I went under there and there was a bunch that weren't back So I took the initiative and I put them in bags and I just stacked them back there where they weren't instead of looking to see if They were needed to be on the floor because I put the ones that you told me to stock up on the shelves on the shelves It doesn't want it doesn't want to have to tell you everything right? That's this point at this point It's been this how many years how many years three on the shelves. It doesn't want to have to tell you everything. Right. That's this point.

It's been this how many years? How many years? Three? I feel like it's, it feels like fucking 15. Are you gonna retire? That's what we do. That's what we do. The thing where you write down the comics,

you write down the traits itself, and then you check again. Yeah, but that's not what this argument's about. This argument's about the bag. Yeah. Just putting two bags on comics. Right. Instead of running back here to me, it just throwing them at me like here put these in bag

I didn't say that I said a customer came up and said these weren't in bags. I would no other explanation No other explanation. That's all he says to me is a customer said these were in a bag. Okay That's it that's the paper True and raw emotion I was questioning why they were I was questioning You're I probably was thinking way too much and I didn't express it enough. Oh, yeah, I got your problem You're thinking too much I didn't verbal Yeah, that doesn't seem to be the issue thinking too much

Yeah, it really isn't about overthinking but But get him, you hear this, like, do you take this forward like? No. Oh, so like next week he'll be like, here's a bag in a comic. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. Not a chance on the planet.

No. Because a chance that a customer's gonna come up with some more unbagged comics should be next to nothing because all these comics should be bad. I think what he's talking about in the grand scheme of things when really pedestrian simplistic

rise You should have the wherewithal to cut and handle I did without having to run to me and be like what do I do? If they were new this week and that's they belonged on the thing all over their verses over here I you're right. I apologize for not explaining it enough to you But it just it's made sense in my head Does view skew have a human resources Yes, they blocked my phone you just the interaction is unnecessary that particular interaction is what you get now

I assume what do you mean that he should be proactive enough to be like, I'm not gonna just head on the board bag. These are like, this is not- You should know he doesn't want that. You should know Walt doesn't want that. You should just put it in the bag and be like, if I do this, he may never know, and he won't yell at me.

But I still want to know where they went. You know how much that bag costs? Two cents? I had to, I brought the bags over so that the comments could go in the bags if they need it. What would have been the harm though if you put them in a bag on your own. There would have been no harm. And I again I brought over the bags as I was like like hiding in my pocket or something like that. I brought

over the bags and the comics because it was weird because and I'm like a customer came up and said that these two comics weren't bagged And all am I my initial response was what does he want to buy him and he's not gonna buy him because they're not back Then fucking put him in a bag more asshole. He's more on top of this shit Ask the guy and he's like no, I didn't want them I did not I did ask you right? I said does he And I went up and asked the guy cuz he was up at the front counter and he didn't want him Hmm this is all the time this is all the time

It is it really is that it's not that it's true It could be like this all day, but I just choose to be like I can't do it Yeah, I can't even I can't even must try to have a sentence So I just don't even have a can't even, I must try to have a sentence. So I just don't even have a sentence. Oh, it's a sentence, alright. Oh, that's it. Honeymoon's over.

Does it say, oh, here we go. Yeah, it's over. Honeymoon's over. How long do you think it lasted? Honeymoon, you're pro-given for a little while. We dropped the ball. We should have had a documentary crew on his birthday. We should have every month's shot a cane here.

Once a month and did this, fuck we screwed up. I'd say a month. Yeah. I think like what have I done to myself? Yeah. Because I would see the, he's really not willing to do anything without being told. Very little. I know that's unfair to say he doesn't do anything

without being told, but there is a very, just for everybody home, what's eyes are closed? Yeah, I've been through some time. Really defeated. You really have to tell him at all times, it's eyes are closed. Yeah, I've been through some time. Really defeated. You really have to tell him at all times. It's just the maddening though, because you know, and that's where it gets, sometimes it gets to you,

because you're like, he fucking has the balls to profess he has this fucking high intelligence. And you gotta tell him to fucking do something so simple. It is maddening at times. If he had just come out and said, you know, I'm an invalid. Instead of fucking professing that you're the fuck, it's smartest man in New Jersey.

You know, that becomes maddening then when you have to deal with that. And then you're not fucking capable of making simple decisions. Yeah, and under Operation Bootstrap. Oh, man. simple decisions. Yeah, under operation bootstrap. And think about it like and you, I mean, if you had hired someone, yeah, that was the exact opposite. How much easier would you life be do you think easier? Possibly better. I don't know. I know. That's interesting I bet. Yeah, this is great for us, show.

Yeah, yeah. But yeah, he's helped it all the way. He's definitely, he's been a more of a benefit than a detriment. But it's times like that though. It's times like that though where like I'm fucking having a conversation with somebody. He's like a customer said these two aren't bagged.

And you look at him for a second, you're like, what a customer said these weren't bagged. And I explode and I'm like, well, fucking bag him then. And he's not kidding, right? Right? It's so fucking funny. Do you want to try, Chase, can we make this positive? Like what does he do?

Can you want to say something nice? Well, yeah, you get him. you want to come here for this fun? He's good at sitting on that stool. No, he's never a fact-fucked guy this because I want you to say something nice to him after he's done. Oh, okay, just like couple stars. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like let's pick this up from the positive. He's reliable.

Okay, that's great. That's important. He's very reliable. He's going to be here Like if his arm got fucking severed off by a fucking angry horse at the farm on his way before coming here, I think he'd show up bloody stump and all. That's great. Yeah, he's dependable. Okay, now say something nice to me. I'm gonna do it. I admire and look up to your impressive comic knowledge and the running of the story. That's not really a personal thing. That's not. No, that's like back in the comments. Yeah, like I'm impressed that you give me a human trade about him

that you're like, not that he fucking knows a lot about bullshit that nobody cares about. He's a reasonable man. He cares about that.? I know it's true. I know we're not fucking Marvel and DC history that I do about the United States. I'm honest to myself. I know I rely on his knowledge a lot. Okay, give me another thing. I said it before, he's a reasonable man. No, no, no, don't give me any hits.

Well, that's why he can't take it. He can't do it. Well, no, the one that I was using now, I got shot down with. No, no, thank you. It was only one. Thank you. Well, one that I was still be one. Again, the one that I was thinking of. Why, down with. No, no, thanks. It was only one. Thank you. One that I was still be one again.

The one that I was thinking of. Why you think why you think I have to think about. All right, let's go back to work. Let's go back to work. Can you give me another nice thing? Yes, I can. One is zero so far. He has been extremely helpful and extremely,

what's the word like gungho. And whenever I need him to do something on the atomstee Steve Dave side of the bowl Team player. Yeah, I can be I can count on him No questions asked in terms of like will are you up for doing this? And I appreciate that I appreciate that very very much and he is Like I said his ability to be like, I'm here for you to do whatever you need me to do.

I'm here for it. And he's helped out immensely. I mean, that's sorry. I'm sorry. And I'd like to say you were in great place. This can't be knowledge-based. Yeah, sure. But I want you to frame it, whatever it is,

and how it affects you. He can't. Like, how does this say humor in good wit, and this is how you enjoy it? It brings us to my face. He's giving. Like how does this, say humor in good wit and this is how you enjoy it. It brings us out to my face. Hearing him laugh. All right, this is nice. This is nice.

I'm trying. So draw it out for me. Tell me. Is this hard for you because of your condition? I don't know. Sounds like it. So yeah, just, yes it is. Just put it together, send it together.

Just give me what you told me. I guess that I admire his comedy and his jovialness and his laughter brings us wild to my face. This is great. Don't that make you feel good? Sure. Why not? I felt like you drank it out of him though. I think the words don't come naturally to him, but I think he really feels it.

Now, Gidom is it possible? I don't want to give him any excuses, but the bag and board thing. Is that like an Asperger's thing or whatever autism thing? Like, you don't know that that's not, that that's improper to interrupt a conversation with another customer. Or anybody. We're just hold-off for a second. I think, wait, right? Did you think that the, like, it needed to be addressed? Like, it was like the, like, the front of the store, someone had crashed through the store in the car.

The amount of the franticness in your voice. Perhaps I perceived the urgency in which the customer gave it to me. That it's, again, it seemed very, it seemed very strange that there were trade paperbacks. He drew the line of calling 911. I can't care what blocks me, so. Let me ask this again, like how do you feel your life would be if Walt hadn't taken you on this when you brought you in the store? Uh, it's tough to say.

I mean, I'd probably still, like, might still be at the track, or I would have gotten fired. Who knows? It's... Might have gotten fired. Yeah, like what, what, if you weren't working at the horse farm, what would you tackle next? Because you've had menial jobs,

like getting locked into the bank vault. I'd probably still be at the track. I thought that guy hated you anymore the job You would be gone by now, but then after I don't we're all feeling a little more kindly towards that Then like a couple weeks after I left the track he left so you go get your job back I would I then another the guy who took over was a little more reasonable yeah, yeah So you'd be fine if Walt had it his hand. I didn't. I don't it's tough to say with the with the future holds. But now you are fine. Yeah. Cause Walt

took you in. Yes. Under his wing. That's a thing. He's gradually. He's shuffling bags and boards in his face. It doesn't come out of him. The gratitude it doesn't. I see what you're saying. No, it is, but I mean, I can't, it's like, like honestly, it's the fire, it's, it's, I wouldn't have, I wouldn't have probably been home then. Oh, so if I didn't give you a job, you'd be dead. No, he wouldn't have been able to save the safe. I'm not, you hold me somehow,

oh, you're so much better than that't have the words I was helping you have my It's clear I'm not I'm not blaming you for the fire. I'm sure it's it's I just my Feel bad get him go back to you so it's all right, but there's infinite probability so I you know Yeah, I don't so why bother say you might have been sleeping with sleep with you. He brings out the thing like if not for you. Yeah. No. It's either Caldament you or Delvin to philosophy about the multiverse. That's what he chooses to do. It's the biggest thing on my mind. Okay. All right, buddy. I'm sorry. I'm not saying I'm not thankful for everything that's happened to me since then. Sure. But you're definitely not saying you are. Thank you.

I'm just saying is that the either can't or won't. Yeah, it's weird. It is it is something. It is something. But you know how you feel. You know, right? You know, you know, deep down how you feel about what you want to go get a fucking bird out of the guys oven.

Oh my god. He does it like would like without fucking being fucking like come on man. Well, I'm trying to do I gotta I gotta fucking put my foot down and be like come on man fucking come over here and get this bird. What a world. What's this is going on? What's the thing? It's like the um is while you close this friend? Is Wally closest friend These are close friend I was I'm not sure if he's like closest He's worried about it. So that's something he's like in here this Oh my god, that was the best stammer ever. I'm gonna hit you, I respect him. I got him.

Did you ever see soldier with Kurt Russell? I mean, when it first came out. There's that scene where there's like that little... I won't remember. The kid doesn't really speak anything else like that. Okay. And he's about to get attacked by a snake. And like, Kurt Russell waits for the last second to kill the snake.

And then later on, Kurt Russell's not around and the kid kills the snake on his own. So that's kind of what it is with Walt. It's like I wish I could help him get over that fear of birds so that he could handle this task on his own and take it the next step. So his bird is your bag and board. Walt wants you to be able to handle a bag and board

with out assistance, and you won't want to be able to handle the fucking bird that flies into his flu. If it does, yeah, like, and I'm not around, I'd like for him to be able to. You know, he's never gonna do that though. Walt is never gonna try to get a bird out of his flu, right? Or, you know what? I would think though that he would be like,

yes, I'll come over and get that bird out without fucking giving you a hard time. Yeah. But it hasn't been the case though, shockingly. I don't think he's capable. I think he's been on the... What? I don't want to be gratitude, but...

What's a sin in him for gratitude? What's a nice way of saying gratitude? No, not gratitude. I don't know it. He's emotionally stunted. Are you? Do you feel you are? Maybe. I don't.

Well, you see how other people can answer a question, huh? He does. He never does. Like when you're dealing with other people on an emotional level, do you feel that what do you think your past girlfriends would say that you're emotionally giving? I think I've said before that, yeah, they've said I'm not there sometimes.

Yeah, so I think it's, yeah. I think you're more worried about like finding like poning people being right on the internet Yeah, you're really still into the pony Take so much like pride and so much effort and so much of your life your your You were meaning on this planet is like trying to prove Trying to prove strangers wrong. I find it, yeah, I find that you're like, if you could just get over that and find some meaning and other things, it might be more beneficial to you than just

trying to constantly fucking be right on the internet. Yeah, I'd like stay off the internet and just like, phone mic, you know, that should go smoothly. Oh, well, well, well, well, well. Do you feel you know yourself? In the sense of... It's just how people are self-aware and they know themselves well

and they have a good reading of their internal metrics and like, how they are, they're blind spots. I mean, know yourself. Do you know yourself? I know I have faults, but some of them it's so tough to get over and like to What reminds me to yeah to fight that you know to fight that Erasional You know the irrationality of it sometimes. Yeah Oh, there's no trap.

I'm just curious. I'm just curious because as I get older, I know myself more and I'm just wondering what your take on that process is. Well, for so long, it's like you see yourself as like, okay, this is the way the world is, but that's not the way the world is to get them or to walk through to you. Yeah. So it's like you really have to take time and sit back and be like, all right, how am I perceived?

You know, how do I feel about myself? Yeah. Like that's such a tricky question. I just wonder if you've ever put thought to it. Are you introspective? Do you find yourself ever? You know, you're very, you're very curious about other things in this world and you make the time to investigate and to learn about them but do you ever get introspective about

your You the person you're the man in what sense? Just how am I asking any sense any sense do you ever? It's not about picking out your flaws buddy. Yeah, I mean overall Yeah, I'm talking about in a way that like you can like you have to pick yourself apart I'm just saying the look on your face look I asked you to design a spacecraft consternation It doesn't it's it's it's it's a compute. There's yeah, there's not got you things aren't lining up

It's okay. That's why I'm trying to like flesh out exactly what you're asking do you know how you feel about yourself your opinion about yourself very simple very simply put very simply do you like yourself I think I am not would not you're not your predicament or you were you are in terms of your living quarters or anything but he has a very high opinion of himself. Yeah, do you like being good? I don't know. He was saying he didn't like himself.

Yeah, it's, I don't believe that. I can, I just hear it sometimes. I can just hear the condensation and we talk to other people. Well, maybe this is a breakthrough for you. Maybe you've got to come to realize he doesn't like himself. You don't like yourself.

No, I wish I could be better. In what ways? Pony. Pony. I wish I could be in a good relationship and don't fm up as much as I seem to do. Do you think about the things that prevent you from being in a good relationship?

I... You don't have to list them. I'm just wondering if you think about them. I almost think it's like a wall that I just can't identify what it is Okay, that's interesting, you know without being without having someone to point it out and well luckily for you You would benefit from therapy you think oh I like I think so yeah, you're health insurance. Why don't you do it? You want to get into it? I don't know for you But my insurance covers but that's so

But so what so then take some of the money that you have and fucking make your life better though Like they're always having excuse. Well, I don't it's not covered. I won't do it Oh, I can't do that because it's a your being covered anyway probably at least partially like make some Strides to do things differently. Cause I think you're a good person. Get him. Like I like you. I like him too. A lot of you crying.

Oh, dude. Okay. Jesus. Yeah. Like I think you're a good person. I like you. I would have sets me to think that you don't like yourself. Cause there's a lot to like. There's not a lot of you around.

I have no, I don't think I've ever met anybody like get them before. Yeah. That's something for good or bad, you know, for better for worse. It's, yeah, but put the fucking things in the bag. Yeah. Quick, bothering the wall. Guys, guys, guys got a lot on a shoulder. So you gotta come back here and do that.

All right. I'm sorry. I know every episode's turning into like me studying you but but I just I worry. So where are they subjects? Do I worry about them? I do I spend a lot of time thinking about them. Well thanks for opening up but I'm pretty sure the audience appreciates. Oh yeah yeah sure. More get them the better they say. One thing I'm not right now. I think it was I think it was really tearing up. I don't think so. No, no. It comes smarter than all US. Oh yeah, oh, me. It's playing me. Oh yeah, fucking hell.

Wow, we got psychiatric on that. Well, you know what, it started out this episode, it started out with you being very introspective, saying that you're on the cusp of a mid-life crisis. Yeah, it might be edging into it. And, you know, and then we find out that there's somebody actually in the throes of a mid-life crisis and maybe get a miss and he doesn't even realize it. I mean, he's called out a life crisis.

I look forward to hanging out with you during your crisis. See where it goes, yeah. Yeah, the problem is like, I'm also, I also have, and although it hasn't reordered, it's heading quite a while, but I also have a self-destructive streak. That's true. So if these two meet, it's not gonna be good,

which is why I'm trying to stay on top of it. So yeah, I feel like my, if I were to say like, okay, I'm leaning into a midlife crisis, it has nothing to do with, okay, I'm leaning into a midlife crisis, it has nothing to do with stuff outside. Like you would think that I have a young wife, I'm gonna go get a fucking challenger as a car. That's the very stereotypical, and people would look at that and say like,

midlife crisis, but now for me, it's all inside. Yeah. I think about that. I have so all the time, like, just dying. Dying all the time now. I think about that. So all the time, like, just dying. Dying all the time now. I don't know why, but I'm just like, well, what if I were to die in like a week? I'm doing either shit that I wanted to do.

I don't know what shit that is. I gotta figure that out. Well, that's, yeah, I mean, well, that's the thing. I mean, you have to figure out what it is that you want to do. Yeah. Whether it be, you know, very simple things or get them crossed off. You know what I've been doing rather easily. I'm almost ashamed to admit this because I'm pretty sure I shat on it years ago. But to get into like a Zen head space where I don't think about anything,

I color with pencils in coloring books. I got like horror coloring books. Really? Yeah. Like adult coloring books. And I just feel very? Because it sounds like something your mom would do. Yeah. You definitely should on this at some point. Oh, I definitely did. Yeah. I was like, what kind of retarget would you do that? Like five o'clock in the morning. Really? Yeah. What's how I feel about Lego? Yeah. I know. I'm just like, I'm not an artist.

I'll never be able to draw any of that shit. If I can stay inside the line, see if I can blend the colors or is it? I do. I start blending too. I'll bring it in next week. Have you been hiding this? I'd love to see you. No, no, no, I just started.

I just started probably like three weeks ago. I really want to see this. How much time do you spend on these illustrations? He's nine hours a day. No. A lot of times we'll get up at like five in the morning. So I'll do it for a little while. Like maybe 45 minutes an hour, something like that. And I'll like watch TV because it's like TV's lined up right there.

But watch the Mandalorian. Oh, yeah. And I got colored pencils. Not crayons. I'm not the fucking far gone. I want one. Is there a difference? If you're, if you're, if you're, if you're,

I'm the first time there is. Right. That's what I was saying. Like, um, do you have, like, if you're calling with crayons, does it feel weirder than if you're calling with pencils? It does.

Like, I think it's like crayons color pencils than charcoal. I think it goes in that order. And I'm like, I wonder if I could paint, because painting I don't have to be real good at like, like you're an awesome artist, like drawing shit. I'll never be able to do that ever. But maybe I could paint stuff with like texture and shit, like stuff like Jackson Pollock stuff,

I'll just throw paint on a fucking... Oh, you mean like abstract shit? Yeah. Well, I don't make it into... Well, Chris let them do this. Yeah, I could probably do that right. I mean, I think I think like abstract art is definitely it's something that I think is within everybody's realm of capability so. And somebody will be like, wow, what a piece of shit. And other

person will be like, what a fucking genius. Oh, yeah, look how raw it is. Look at the most tense. Oh my God, Brian Johnson is the deepest. Yeah, I don't know, we had him in the artist in him. He paired his soul. Yeah, it'll start out with crayons. Yeah. Boys, what an episode it's been. I feel personally we've been on a fucking hell

of a roll lately. I dare, because I've been walking away from hell of a roll lately. I dare. Because I've been walking away from every episode being like, man, that was fun. Yeah, I agree. I came in feeling down, not that great. Yeah. And then... Because I fucking came in here skipping.

Yeah, you brought the energy, man. That's what we do with a team. Yeah, you brought the thunder. You got me to say Tom's the day? I sure do. I'm waiting for something witty. I know. There's so many points during Gennum,

like, as she said, I wish. I will say though, and you were sneaky. You went on a podcast. Did you? Did I? Yeah, I was like, I don't know, like a month ago. I saw something about it online, like somebody interviewed you for a podcast.

If we're talking about it, I've only went on one and that was way, way, way early on in the pandemic, like in the March. Isn't Chuck doing a series on a Tom's to the day? Yeah. Yeah. I want to count that one, though, because that's that's no, I'm not counting that because that's within. Yeah, no, yeah, I was, as he he done everybody with me? What am I? He wants to do you. Oh my God. You're not the most successful guy. You're the fucking...

Yeah. Oh my God. I've heard about it already about countless times. I would love to do Q. Yeah? I love to do it. He's talking about an inter-relicant way. You did that.

There's your witty thing, Motherfucker. Oh, tell us, Steve Dave. Sorry. Oh, tell Steve David, sorry.