Tell Em Steve-Dave - #462: Gimme The Loot

Episode Date: November 30, 2020

Bry, Walt and Q sit down with the record store clerk to face off with their love-making playlists.

It's not like there's anything wrong with getting fingered like girls want to get fingered There's a lot of people that want to do it and other girls want to do it So if you go to an ant meet up and you fuck a play play and play a girl there's another I usually fuck to the Oscar my or you're just trying to find a reason to still like be positive with them. Fuck him! You're trying to say it's all a- Fuck, let the fuck the wallow, it is shit! ["Tellum Steve Dave"] Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tellum Steve Dave.

I sit here with BQ. Oh! I sit here with Walt. Hello. And I sit here with the most respected man on Broad Street, I'd say. Respect at clerk. Respect at clerk. And man?

Sorry, yeah, and man. Either one of them. What man is more respect? This is what I want to know. Tim, the record store clerk from Jack's music. All right. And today, well, we're gonna do some normal stuff, but we're also gonna play a game

that we play normally on Patreon while. Yes, pervayers, posters, and playlists. It's one of the most requested, requested, requested features because we haven't played it in a while because of COVID. But almost daily I get requests for this feature to come back. Most of them are from Tim. And since we've beaten COVID, we're almost there. We're trying to run it. You're talking about the deadly second wave. The second most requested thing is puck nuts. Before the end of this year, we are going to have a year end puck nuts wrap up the year in 2020 of sports. Now have we done any puck nuts in 2020?

I don't think we have. We recorded one episode, the recording didn't go well on Zoom or something, and it was unreleasable, but we're gonna wrap up and give the definitive take on 2020 in sports on the last week in December. The last Tuesday in December will drop that on Patreon. But for today, it's all about music and purveyors, posters and playlists. Sounds good.

Well, I had to tell you real quick, you owe me your paycheck because somebody wrote in and they told me they were a new listener. It was the first time they listened last week and you said you go all in. I don't believe it. How could they write in on the first episode? How do they know where to fucking write in if it's the first episode? Hey, that's not right. Exactly. Take a little bit, take a little deeper and realize it.

He got the answer. He won it. Why? But come on, think about it. I saw someone, someone added me on Twitter too, that like, hey, I just want to let you know, this is my first episode of Tom Steve Dave. I was like, oh yeah. So you figured out my fucking Twitter handles at Sunday Jeff on your first episode of Tom Steve Dave. I was like, oh yeah. So you figured out my fucking Twitter handles at Sunday Jeff on your first episode of Tom Steve Dave. If you're saying our listeners aren't smart. I was born fucking in the daytime. That's great.

What's that saying, go? I was born at night, but that's nice. Yeah, there you go. That's why. All right, well, we'll have to see. I'll do a little bit more digging. I'll find out. We have, what do we have this week?

We have, oh, you know what I wanted to ask you guys, if you had to have a themed casket to be buried in, because we were talking about kiss lately, and I was like, how bad does it look if IJ brands are casket? Ooh, I do not think they have a go over well. Like, it's a little more bad. Like, children's caskets?

Oh, I would agree. Yeah. You know, the kids, the kids gone, but the last can continue. Like, on the side of the coffin is Joe running, it's like, hey, Larry, it's on the side. Like when you close it, it says, Larry, or something like that. Well, I wouldn't market them so much as for kids, so this way even though you're probably gonna sell more to kids But maybe just so that you keep keep your options open You just so well they were for little people not really for children. Yeah, but like Midget have an extraordinarily short life

Of course we were marketing to Midget I don't call them engines. We're not insensitive. Wow. What would I choose as my casket theme? I wouldn't do comics. No. No, I just think that's cliché. I think it would be so, of course, you did comics.

I just want to do something. You know, it's called, yeah, Bob. And death, you want people to be like, wow, I didn't really even know them. I don't know. Um, does it have to be a coffin? Can I get like buried in a Sherman tank? I mean, you got to buy a big plot of land or maybe a

coffin. You think you're talking. Yeah. You made a mint-off baby coffin shoot. I'd buy land, I'd never see it. Sure and a tank, yeah, sure. I mean, if you can get a hold of a Sherman tank, why not? Is that a German tank, though?

Sherman, sure. That's American. Oh, I think it's a German tank. It looks like, now we use it to kill those fucking Nazi bastards, but burn them alive. Yeah Make a way to the day they have a goose stepped into our fucking neck of the woods. Did you see that dude with a flame thrower on top of the bus? The New York you see It's crazy But there was a rapper guy can remember his name, but we were trade in texts with me Q and Troy and

Troy sent us one where there's a guy on top of a bus a rapper guy and he has a full-on flame thrower We didn't know he's a rapper guy. We know he's a rapper at the time. We just thought he was a publicity stunt This is for a video. I don't think so We just think his job as a rapper. I think it's business as usual. Yeah, you get arrested They were looking for him. Last I checked, they were looking for him. So how does he get on top of the bus? I'll show you.

There was a move. Oh, it wasn't moving. No, it was parked, but he was up on top of the bus. He will show you. And he has a flame thrower that's, I mean, it looks like any regular. It's not like the only way to probably describe it is by saying it's a flame thrower. It's exactly what it is. Yeah, like they think this shit you saw them clear out those bunk it's a flame throw. He's exactly what it is. Yeah, like I think this shit,

you saw them clear out those bunkers within. So yeah, he's on an ice cream truck. And notice how the guy in the ice cream truck doesn't see that ball. Oh, is it an ice cream truck? Oh, there you go. And there, I'll see what he's doing. I'm excited.

And everybody's very excited. Don't get the buzz. I'm excited No You're fucking playing, though I mean the flames are shooting what? That bus is moving 10-12 feet Was he promoting a new album?

No, this is just I think he's promoting civil unrest I think this is if the Blasio's re-election, he was just showing what New York City's become under him. Mad Max. Yeah. But that has to move some units, right?

It has. You have to immediately Google who this guy is and immediately buy his album, right? My question goes for as Google. My question is, do I jump on top of a bus with a flame throw and be like, tell him Steve Dave. The Christmas specials coming out, Yeah, maybe it is for first some blood What have I got to lose what are they gonna do? They're gonna I'll get arrested. They'll be like hey, you shouldn't have done this Get a fine. I'm not gonna get a chill. Yeah. There you go. That works

I'm not so I'm gonna have to take some lessons maybe first Next Christmas I can do it you'll be Christmas. I'll be into it Mary Beth fell prey to the Johnson curse It's already affecting her. She got a serious serious toe infection. She had to go to the doctor for end You I forgot to mention this but when right after the wedding, she started getting these little dots on her back. Until her whole, I'll show you later, her whole back is covered in what looks like chicken pox, right? Oh, they're blisters.

No, they're not like pop and open, but they were just like raised little tiny welts, little bumps. And she was like, well, I want it to be perfect for the wedding day. So I put an air all over my back. Now, normally she puts it on her legs and shit, and it doesn't do anything, but I guess putting it on her back, it's more sensitive skin, holy shit. I'm just gonna find it. I would not have thought that would,

I figured, you know, your legs, your back, it's got to be almost the same type of skin sensitivity, right? You would think so. I don't want to seem disrespectful, but how hairy is her back? It not in a way that's why I was like what the you know I tell you I'm fine myself in a position I have to ask the question can you even see she has got to have them like the finest like it's blonde. Yeah, it's like, boy, you could ever even see it. How close are you looking? Very exactly. I'm not looking close at all. That's all these are all the questions that I ask.

Like, what the fuck? Like, why would you do that? It is how she get her toe infected. Uh, I don't know. Oh, she was, uh, yeah, she tried to nail her toes. She, uh, I guess she was just clipping her nail and she dug a little bit too deep and then it got infected and it was a whole thing. She had to go to the fucking doctor. Did they had to land it? They had to do something to it, yeah.

Then she had medication and she couldn't walk. It was fucking shit. And did you bring up to her? Did you tell her like, you know, this is just the beginning? her like, you know, this is just the beginning? You know, you're a Johnson now. And it's just a long line of maladies.

And gross. If I'm being honest, welcome to the world of being discussed. And I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

I'm not. No, I mean, she was the one who brought it up to me. She's like, there was one other thing that happens. I can't remember, but it was like, those two big things within like two months, and I was like, oh, oh. Yeah, did she give any validity now to the Johnson curse? I think a little bit.

Did she think she was gonna be immune? Did she really think that, like, was that just a ignorance of you? I asked for more of you. Yeah. My most most is your fox. Yeah. Well, she changed her name.

She changed, yeah, she's a Johnson. Yeah, as soon as it changed the Johnson, it's like, you most most is your father. Well, she changed your name. She changed, yeah, she's a Johnson. Yeah, as soon as it changed the Johnson, it's like, you're done. Yeah. I don't know, you should have kept your name. Lots of women do it. At least hyphenated, so maybe you'd get the toe, but not the back.

Yeah. Yeah. Now, if she had to lose a toe, would you want her to keep a cover at all times that foot? Um, as long as it's not, yeah not as long as it's not her camel toe. If she lost it, she lost the toe. She loses a big toe and she can't wear flip-flops anymore, but she's still trying to wear them. We're a sandals, though.

Would you want, would you be like, you know what, maybe you should just wear socks from now on, or would you want like even around the house, maybe you should just wear socks from now on or would you want like even around the house Even it was just me and you or would you or would you be like, I'm okay with like looking at your deformed foot in her own home I'd probably give her the past Outside where she's representing me as a man. I may have a bigger problem I mean because it is disturbing when you see that kind of thing What a person missing appendages and shit? Not really.

I think fingers, it's not that big a deal anymore. Tours will be more than like a full on appendage. You think a toe is more acceptable? Yeah. Than like missing an arm? Oh, sure. Yeah. I think so.

I think by the way, I think it's all acceptable. I just... No, I'm sorry, that's completely unacceptable. Yeah, I don't think that the person missing me or arm intended to... What the fuck do you mean? You're not gonna have a toe anymore. Get the fuck out. This is not discussed before we get there.

Oh, this arm? No, I lost this in Afghanistan. Is that fucking acceptable to you? No toe, no service. Get the fuck out. Walt, I wanted to ask you about your guy. Seems some people are coming down on Tom Brady. Yeah, it's starting to turn on him. You know, this is looking like maybe he should have went out on top. Why? He's having a rough go of it last couple of weeks. Well, he was, he was interception is not not doing not performing the way that the world expects

him to, which is perfection. And you know, and it's and there's a much younger guns out there that are, you know, that are that are outplaying him on a weekly basis. So he's not even a situation of if he wasn't who he is, he'd be playing Lawson. Oh, okay, you're saying if he's not Tom Brady, he's just a different 43 year old thing about that. When I say that, let that fucking sink in. 43 year old playing against the hardest fucking 20 year olds. Let me go what I was doing.

43. Oh yeah, I think it ducked into drugs. It could be a fact. I mean, going out in front of the world and trying to outperform the world class elite athletes in their 20s and doing it seven out of the 11 weeks. I think you got to take his age out of it. Just if he wasn't any other quarterback. Okay, he would be having an average season.

Average season. I think it would be, he wouldn't be getting this kind of criticism if he wasn't Tom Brady, but that comes with being, if you're going to be called the goat, you got to be the goat. You got to be the goat at all times. And it like, it bothers me out,

because if he had just fucking retired after that, that's super bowl. Yeah, it would have been there'd be no way to like, to ever pull the whole item. It's like I see what have been completely out there. But people will forget it. People will forget. Yeah, you're right.

Once you all poor thing. It's disturbing looking. It's just healing up now. I'm showing the guys. Did it hurt? Like she said, it got very itchy. She said it. It's just healing up now. I'm showing the guys did it hurt Do you remember when willie maize Not a mess would stumbled a member a member of that member everybody Put my heart, but that's how I'm feeling right now did in Jordan switch teams at the end and yeah, and he wasn't you know

He was never able to bring the the was it the wizards then or the bullets aren't there? The wizards, yeah. The wizards, I don't know if they had changed their name yet, but he was never able to bring them to the heights. Yeah. But nobody remembers that. Everybody always remembers him. No, you're right.

And he's here. And but for now, he's been taking some much, much mooch-o criticism. Well, some of the lumps are coming from his bad attitude, they're saying. Like he's not getting a pass for his bushly gantics, they say. He's not fucking assasin, he's not fucking there to fucking shake your hand because he lost. Look, I agree with you in as much as like, so in a world where fucking I have to like a stretch, like you're trying to fucking squeeze fucking,

two pounds of shit in a fucking, one pound, fucking box with that fucking. Who may? Yeah, that would have been. Because I don't know if that really is the, what, that now, that's the thing, that I'm not going to be able to do

with the fact that I'm not going to be able to do with the fact that I'm not going to be able to do with the fact that I'm not going to be able to do with the fact that I'm not going to be able to do two pounds of shit in a fucking one pound fucking box with that fucking who may yeah that because I don't know if that really is the what that analogy equates to what he's doing he's not there to fucking pat the other team was on the fan because they beat him he's fucking he's the goat because he fucking can't stand losing isn't it traditional though so you're seeing nobody should check hands no it should have. I think it's a choice. If you don't choose to shake hands with with your opponent, does not mean that you're a sore sport. It just

means that you're fucking. You're just a dick. No. I think handshaking in society should go away completely. I couldn't have not a fan of it. Yeah. There was the point of it anyway. But showing that you're a good sport means what at the end of the day. Nothing think fuck you. Right. Here's what it says though, okay. It's a bad look for Brady. It's a bad look for the Bucks. It's a bad look for the league. Co-host Kyle Branson on NFL's networks. Good morning football.

I'm never gonna be the guy who is like, what are we supposed to tell our kids? No. What to tell our kids? At that point we say it's Bush League. Don't do that. Sit there next to your son, be like, see what Tom Brady's doing.

Never do that. So the whole handshake and thing, never don't do that sit there next to your son be like see what Tom Brady's doing never do that so the whole Handshake and think never don't be like that but everything else be like that Yeah, be a model fucking citizen. Yeah have zero Foybles well didn't need to plate those footballs to cheat on you alleged alleged I think people just have the knives out for them anyway I mean they're just one of afield because he's great. Yeah, I mean, nobody. And the Patriots were hated.

Exactly. And people were tired of it. And I get it if he was the source of a lot of soul crushing defeats, if you're rooting for your team when he came in, like I said, Messier. Probably a great dude, but I wouldn't I can't stand them for what he did to the doubles. And I will never, you know, I will always root for his demise. You know, like if you like, if found out the worst possible news, I would be like good. Really? Yeah, that goes deep, man, it's still raw to this day. Yeah, 94 here. So

Tim yeah, you're in the music industry. I'd say not only I was gonna say a Jason you do you have a new you know, I don't know. Yeah dropped It did oh, I just stand on a bus with a flame throw tonight So this is a wig is that my hair? Yeah, what's the name of the new album? Every July piece grow there. From the rib eye brothers. Rib eye brothers.

It's gonna be on stream and no. You look almost like kicking the dirt. No, I feel uncomfortable. You don't like promoting yourself? No. You got it. You guys are on Spotify? You can't do it.

Not yet, it's gonna December. Oh, the ribbed brothers. Yeah, the ribbed brothers music is like garage rock I mean, it sounds awesome my phone So but you're not on they're not as about to fight all um, yeah, the older workers are right that's what we've been together since like 96 So the ribive brothers got it Following but what reassuring about the music industry. Oh, oh because I want to see if he's ever heard of Raycon No, oh boy. Well, I mean the finest earbuds and what I don't fucking know could fill the grand Canyon So well, it was gonna be a little bit less you're gonna know more now

All right, it's never too early to start gift shopping for the holidays. Tim, especially because today, you can say big on a gift that they'll use every day. Raycon wireless earbuds. And let me tell you something. Sometimes we have advertisers that we're not totally got over. But we still like them.

Those are in the past. I'm talking about you. You're having a huge, that kind of thing. But Raycon, I mean, I think unanimously, we love this, this company. Have you ever heard of RayJay? Yeah. Yeah, you know what he did to Kim Kardashian? Yes.

Woo-hoo-hoo. Uh, this is his company. And out of that came Earbuds? Out of that came Earbuds, yeah. She needed earplugs, so it didn't go into all of the other cells. Uh, this is, uh, this is RayJay's company J's company a lot to celebrities like him celebrities such as Brian Quinn Yeah, and he Brian Quinn told me the other day with seamless Bluetooth peer-apparing and a comfortable noise isolating fit You can start listening right away and keep listening for hours the audio quality is amazing

Compared over the comparable to what you get from other premium bands Express Jesus. I can't talk today except Raycon started half the price. I ordered my, what are they called? The bows went. I hate to even mention the name, but my bows were not really pairing with my, my phone that well. So I got the noise canceling Raycon's. Yeah.

On Sage's life, I feel that they're better. They're better than bows. I believe it. Fit better. They feel better and they sound better. I think Raycon. That's true. Raycon. Yeah. So are a wise seal on. Yep. So if you want to be like me and Q and Walton Tim, you're going to use them every day. So go to blue, go to buy raycon.com slash TESD today to unlock exclusive deals up to 20% off your Raycon order, but hurry, this offer is available for limited time only

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so what you thought would be huh remember we thought it would be like a wait a title way Yeah, and I appreciate everybody that's done it But like I checked the other day and like one beer had like 120 like clicks on it, which is We've seen what you looked at work. Uh, well they got to go. It's untapped with no e. It's UNTA PPD. Oh, maybe that's why maybe it's hard to find. I guess it's possible. I'd like to give any benefit of the data. Maybe also people are like,

fuck it, I'll give a shit about this. What kind of numbers are you looking for? 120, obviously, you're not happy with. Yeah, I mean, I'm looking for anything more. No, whatever people you get, you know, just just reminding people if you haven't done it yet, It would be great help. Thank you That's right. There you go

I brought my color in books wall And these are books that you coloring. Yeah, you can look you can look through them There's a couple different. I think this one is where some of my later work pops up. Oh wow These are cool. I want to see some of your work here. Oh wow that you did this Yeah, I did that one. And these are, these are um, license. These are adult coloring books. Tim, you're probably wondering why we're looking at them. I once mocked them. This is Brian's new therapy. Yeah, this is my first one. These are the crummyest ones. So what I did was I got me some pencils and I got me some adult coloring books and I just sit there and I try not to think of

anything else. Wow, and work is tight. Oh, thank you. And I'm a shitty artist. Well, I don't want to be like, I'm going to give you some legitimate compliments, not ones that I just have to force out my mouth. Oh, I knew for you and I. So, so sit down while I tell you, I'm impressed with your putting in different tones in the fire here yeah yellow and oranges like there's a Jabberwark he's got like a different yeah he's threaded in some there's there's an effort here to not just like make the flames one color which shows a level of army fire. I'm impressed. I would, you know what, I would have bet the farm that it would just be

like blue fire. You wouldn't even realize it was fire. You're coloring it. I think that was. Well, that's cool. Which is the fates. Yeah. That's great. A lot of brown in here though. Like, I bet you like a psychotherapist could look at this and probably give some sort of reading upon just upon the choices of going all brown. I bet you when you colored this,

you weren't in a good mood because there's no... Probably not, because he was coloring. Yeah. Because there's no nuances in the browns. It's either like you just colored harder. It looks like on the ears. Yeah, you're not being in a good mood moon color in that sexy little strumpet. Oh yeah, you're high.

Your wife is okay with you working on a scantily clad. Well that one I did while she was sleeping. You didn't know. You didn't in the bathroom with the door locked. You didn't even enter for so long Brian. Flash like my mouth. You saw pencil shavings in a bathroom. Now why do you choose some illustrations over other?

Oh, this one says a lot. I mean, you have a field day with this one. Oh, yeah. This one, there's like a woman with her mouth. Oh, yeah. It's like a sex doll. She's in a pit of hypodermic needles and has a huge open wide mouth gaping some would say the gap.

What movie's that from? I thought it might be from Saw. Yeah, I think it's a Saw's trap, right? But why did you choose to color this one over? Let's say a more traditional one. Yeah, or like with something like this. Like why were you like, oh, I got a color this one. Cause all the needles, oh, is like,

there could be all different colors. Really? Yeah, that's really the only reason. It didn't have anything to do with her. Although with her, I was like, she looks kind of like, she had a hip check. That's why she has blue hair.

Yeah, again, you, the blood, but you didn't go to bloody. No, I thought you would have some blood splatter there. And that shows me that, you know, it's one of my earlier ones. Well, you're content. Oh, yeah You're why the fuck am I paying a shrink He can prescribe medication I'd be Very good though. Wow, but what it did though a lot of people want to tell him Steve Dave coloring book now Oh, yeah, yeah, so I thought maybe Patreon we could get it out there.

We need to have- I don't know who the fuck's gonna draw. Yeah, because those are illustrations that, you know, you have to have a certain type of line work on those. It's very detailed, but, you know, not a lot of black ink though. Because you want to leave a lot of space for the colors. This isn't the type of thing where we like just take a picture and then like there's an app that just makes him into a color. a color. You got to be cute on a fucking. Holy shit.

He's running a fucking. Well, he has, he's rich. He's got all his fancy computer apps and shit. Just phones from the future. It's just on like phone I have here that you have open this up. Yeah, like a few other stuff that to be said, going old school and having like real little stations, isn't there? Um, yeah, I guess who's going to do it though? You? Oh, there's listen, we have so many talented. I just think listeners. It's unbelievable. Well, that's people that color even better than I do. I would go that far. So kind of crowdsourcing. Now I'm setting up though, because I'm gonna be really nice to him now because I'm a Later on with play pervayors pose. Yeah, yeah, kind of lovely. I have to come down a little bit harsher than

That I would on his coloring you must have listened to my songs. I just did that That's cool. Yeah, that work. I would work works. Yeah We're looking for little Sunday Jeff action. All right. I'll bring my I'll bring my iPhone next week We'll take a bunch of shots and then four weeks later. We'll have a color. There you go before we before we start our game Tim you might be interested in this Do you ever watch hg tv? Good bones. I think it's about houses and shit. No, well if you like No, but if you were aware of the fan

Well, if you know, but if you were aware of the fan, uh, defecating burglar strikes her home. This was a couple of weeks back. What do you fix up with somebody? Well, you know, Walt's given his psychological profile of me. How do you feel about a person who goes and purposely shits on somebody else's, uh, somebody else's lawn? Wait a minute. So, okay, I thought it was a burglar, no, I thought you said. obviously shits on somebody else's lawn. Wait a minute, so okay, I thought it was a burglar, no, I thought you said.

Did he steal any items from the house and then, while he was also in the house, he decided he would relieve himself? No, went into her garage, I guess the garage was left open and went in and shit on the garage floor and took off. It's somebody she knows. You think so? Yeah.

It says the latest pooping burglar escape came on the same day as the wedding of her other daughter. Okay. Well, there you go. So that's somebody who maybe didn't get invited. Yeah. It seems very personal and intentional, she said. Notice noting that the burger. He's a smart motherfucker. Well, they didn't get invited because they shit everywhere. They rummaged around in the garage, including the bathroom, so they know they had a bathroom, and that's what makes it feel personal, because it's not like, oh, I need to go to the bathroom. It's, oh, I'm gonna leave my feces behind for you

to clean up. So you go home tonight, well, not tonight. You're out with your wife. Very best, like, someone shit on my toe. And you come home to something like that. Who cleans it? You, the Mrs. or do you call in a like that. Who cleans it? You, the Mrs. or do you call in a third party? Where is it?

It's on the front porch. Probably take a snow shovel and like fling it off. Yeah, I'm not, I wouldn't even know who to call. Like I go all the way down to Wawa and pick up and backstab. And I'm like, this is gonna be a short job. It's gonna be an ugly job. But it's gonna be a good wall. What's that company that goes like it never happened? For water damage, I can't remember the name of that company. Their catchphrases like it never

happened. I mean, they would be, it's kind of like water. It's almost like 80% water. What's I spray it with water? I'm turning it into diarrhea. I'm like, hey, you know, with order. I'm like, I can't do that. Aren't there companies that clean up like dog shit? Yeah. You just say big dog. Yeah, there's actually a person down the street. They rented out of their house, which is weird, but it's like when duty calls, like you know them. I've seen this. Yeah, I've seen this. Is there a difference though? And you're like, hey, I have, I'm not going to lie to you. What are they going to do? They're going to like, this isn't a dog. You can tell by the look of it, I think.

Yeah. I mean, especially a professional. No, it's what a fucking, like, you look at it all, fucking, from a side. It's like a giant, Irish wolf hound or something. A giant dog.

Yeah, a professional knows what to eat so that like the next day, it's not gonna just fall between the cracks of a porch or something. It's gonna be held together with like, hay or something. Yeah, I help together with like hay or something. Yeah, I would be a little reluctant if I was running the Wenduty calls business to take on a job

that called for cleaning a human's waste up. I mean, I would just, but it's just too weird. Well, you just say, I think it's a dog. You could, but then when they come in there, like that's not a dog on my mat. Well, you're here. You have the scooper. I don't have a scoop. You do pick up shit.

It is shit. Do you give him a bigger tip? No, because you know it's not dog stuff. Yeah. Yeah. I'm good on you. I didn't think of that though. Yeah, it's a combo.

I give him a little bit of a tip. I don't, I don't want to do anything anymore, let alone clean up shit. I don't want to blow these leaves with my, like I even have like the blower, the leaf blower, but I'm like, it just fucking takes so long at it, like it's fucking on my shoulder, I'm like, I'll just hire the guy across the street to do it. I just don't want to do anything with you. I don't even blow your leaves. Because I'm making all wet and shit rotters. Yeah, I probably will be out. It's supposed to be better for your lawn if you leave the leaves on.

Oh yeah, that's what I tell my wife I'm gonna say it would be my landlord's lawn so I could It's just fucking like the work of the Underclass Mentally dead inside you know like like cleaning leaves is like like busy work. It's like you must have better things to do than fucking. Oh, well that is.

Well, it leaves from point A to point B to me. Yeah, they're in your yard. Like, don't you look at your yard and like see the leaves? I mean, it's only like four weeks out of the year, you got to worry about it really. I've never, I will never blow a leaf. In a few, at one time, the adamant about that. No, really. You're it appears at one time. That's how the Adam and Adam are. No, really. You're all playing.

I'm making a fucking stand. It just seems like it's just completely utterly pointless to blow a leaf from point A to point B. But if it stays on your cement and it gets wet, it could stain your cement. What's the worst? So I have a leaf stain on my cement. It's kind of a pretty, right?

Like, one leaf stain. It's a bunch of them kind of a kind of pretty right? No, it's not one piece of land. It's a bunch of them. That turn is brown staining shit. Hey, whatever. You know you're doing I could care last year. You've been a homeowner for a while. Yeah, the lawn. I would just leave it on there, but the sidewalk. Yeah, you've got to blow that shit. Well, you should and I'm like, you could slip on it too. I mean, if they get slippery and you fall or somebody falls on it, a mailman comes by, falls on it, wet leaves. You're gonna lay on your house. A mailman should fucking have the fucking wear with all to fucking walk on it. Unless you're a newbie, you should have to walk on a leafy tube.

So I'm picking up, so the leaves from your tree are everybody's problem but yours. I got it. leaves from your tree or everybody's problem but yours. I got it. I'm fucking agree with you though. Because all the leaves in my yard are not from any trees in my yard. It's from fucking other trees and they all blow into my yard. And suddenly it's like, oh, now I got to do it. Because these fucking jerk offs blow it into the ring.

So he's saying I should be responsible to go into the neighbors yards and pick up leaves that fell for my tree. Well, let me ask something. Did the branches go over into their property? Who knows? Most likely, then, on all the years I lived here, I'm sure some branches have fallen into the... No, no, no, no. Like, they overhang. Like, you have to be the tree.

You know what? You should cut the canopy on their side of the fence. Or they should. I've been told the structure of the tree cannot take cutting the limbs off, so it doesn't hang over if I If I was my wife, that's why I don't If I was a neighbor and embodied me that you're losing a fall into my tree And if they ever did I would I would definitely be a good I'm a good neighbor I'm like, okay, I'll get I'll have someone take care of that. Yeah, I never do it No, I would get it done my well my first off'll have someone take care of that yeah, I never do it. No, I would get it done

My well my first off my wife would take her all this You would just tell me about it. I would be like they said that I would be I would be outraged for like two seconds. I'd be like oh well who cares Tim do you want to take the reins? Well, I guess I guess I want to explain to be Q the game though. Oh, that's true. Because he's never played before. Yeah, this is exciting. This is a good one.

This is. So the game pervers, per-posers and playlists I came up with because I want to inject some music into the podcast. And I've always felt that the most intimidating clerk I've ever stood on the other side of a counter from has always been a record store clerk. Okay. I've always felt that they were super informed and super judgmental. Right.

Dick's almost. No, not almost. So just a bunch of pricks. Yeah. And so I want it so important to bring that kind of like respect. Repulsive energy. And I knew that Tim was a record surklurk, so I thought he would be perfect in the role as playing our record, Starkhlerk, and judging playlists based upon themes that we would play in certain episodes. We would have a theme, we would compile a three-song

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Okay, I wish we explained that to me in advance because I didn't listen to the songs that you guys said that you picked. Oh, you know, I thought you were here one day when we played. No, I didn't know that if you were Are you familiar with any of the songs? I don't know if you want to if you want to take a five minute I could just quickly give a listen to root. I think you're you're fucking you're so quick on your feet You'll probably not even need five minutes. Okay. We'll give you three Hey, you know what while you're doing it, let me tell you a little. Yeah, we're silly with ads today. Let me tell you. And I know you like this one because your hair looks real nice. Hawthorn. Hawthorn. And I'm not talking about how they do seven gables here. I'm talking about Hawthorn, the personal care company,

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Thank you very much. You should know. You still listen to the songs. You only have as quick as on this feed as I thought it was. Oh You still listen to the songs Now Tim yes, we're giving you our songs well you haven't really described have you what what it's about the playlist theme for tonight Right, cuz you know so you know, yeah, so the playlist theme for those listening at home is Songs to get busy to mm-hmm and Tim you texted me a a day after getting the playlists

Yes, you get them early so you can do a little research on them so you can familiarize yourself with the songs You you want it some familiarize yourself with the songs. You wanted some clarification. You were like, is this songs to get you in the mood or actual songs that you would play all in the act? Yes. And I thought that was a bad sign because that meant that you may have... Tim's a virgin. That's all I wanted. I thought that may have been a bad sign that maybe you wanted some of the songs you were not impressed with. I was not.

Really? Yes. Well I just got caught up with them and uh... But you don't know who he's not impressed with. I gotta agree so far with him. So I chose him in there. Yeah I chose the charitable description. Yeah, yeah.

Okay. But this is really of the most personal playlist ever. know so playlist ever it's really hard to judge because like Well who better than a middle-aged man to the judge other middle-aged men's Playlist to get busy to now you at the end pick just an overall list or a song I pick who has the tightest list. The strongest list. Okay. Okay. So like say, walk and have one great song and two really bad songs. Unlikely. Unlikely. Has that.

Just using that as a. But the arguments are going to mean everything. Right. I feel the arguments don't get it. Don't carry as much weight as they should with the record store. No, they do. I see. see already knows Right, I mean, he comes in a little I come in bias, but then everybody has to sell their shit He's a record store clerk. He's an all-knowing douchebag

Human sneer It's like the record store guy. It's like the comic book guy in Simpsons, but in record store guy form Mm-hmm, great, but so our job is to convince him and To maybe turn him around on a song that he may have been like Ridiculous well, I'm regretting one of my choices then because I picked this at tell him Steve Dave reference All right, and that's one of my arguments here tonight But I didn't know we were arguing with each other. I would like to swap that out. Oh, too late.

But I didn't know this. This is only an exhibition match, but still. We still got to follow the rules of the game. Well, I didn't know nobody told me the rules. You were the last one in, too. I mean, the game's only been a part of your company for how long? You're not aware of it, but if I had the time to listen to it,

I'd have the time to be in it. Look at that. You understand? We're gonna let you go last, though. But if I had the time to listen to it, I'd have the time to be in it We're gonna let you go last though. So being Brian will show you how the game is played and then you'll you'll have Fair enough. Okay. You'll be able to you know hit the ground run in and you know what to do. Yeah, it's fucking your it's Tom Steve Dave I got it. I'm with you. So I would like to go first But do you can I just do you? You are taking the arguments into consideration and are we presenting the arguments to you or just ripping into each other like assholes? Both. Okay. All right. You have to defend your choices understood. I'm in and fight off your challenges. Yeah, and you have to ask a couple

I might ask some questions. I'm like why the fuck did he pick this? Okay. All right. Now, like, I don't know if you heard this, but Tim came in already unhappy with the choices. Yeah, I picked up a herd. All the choices. I've known, not all the choices. Oh, no.

No, most of the choices. Well, what are you making love to? But what's your go to? Like, you put one song, do you have it? Just give us one song, so we know what kind of, what we're doing. Well, like, uh, love to? What's your go-to like you put one song do you just give us one song so we know what kind of what we're doing Like on the moon. Well, yeah, of course. Well Benny Hall theme Massive attack. Oh wow, all right like mezzanine. That's a go-to album. Is that obscure? I don't think it is Yeah, yeah, they're over there. Do you listen exclusively to

Rabbi Brothers while doing your thing? Yeah. Yeah. No, that's not. The fact that I know who massive a tech is, does that get me any points with the jumps? It shouldn't.

I love it. Honestly, oh, sorry guys. Yeah. It's, yeah. I know what that is. Therefore, I get a point. Well, I thought it's a game. I could lie too and it's yeah, I know what that is therefore I get a point I could lie to and say oh, I love them But you guys are arguing with the judge. Yeah, all right. I just pretended I knew it was any believe it They they usually argue the only person who never argued was uh

Was a Sunday Jeff Never the worst he has never pulsed with the worst arguments like I kind of like wanted to like like felt badly like you can stand up for your fucking choices Oh, this is exciting. I'm pummeled Yeah, I was bad. I mean, not as bad as get him and then you're fucking hit me with the shit about get him And I didn't know a get him's backstory. Oh, you didn't know that he was off kilter I knew he was off kilter, but I mean I didn't know he was like you didn't know that he was off kilter. No, I mean I knew he was off kilter

But I mean I didn't know he was like I didn't know he was retarded You know should that play a factor though and in winning or losing no for my embarrassment. Yeah, no, no Who is he going up against to I was an up against Eric right yeah? I mean that was just And you fucking and you college had that on the top You were just kind of like because I was his corner man. I was gonna Now what about something like for this for this theme, which is I think Songs to get busy to what about the cliche Barry White

With that with that I mean I've been asleep for a reason. Oh, yeah, I didn't know if I would add enough the record clerk would poo poo a fucking Pedestrian cliche it is but I mean it's that's where your head goes to immediately. Yeah, which I was surprised that Nobody's head went there. Because we gotta be us. Yeah, which is, it's shockingly weird. So. All right. All right, so I'm gonna go first beat,

so then, and then, Brian, then you can tack, and then you can attack. Okay, got him. All right, and then, and of course, Tim can question. So I should go with from number number three to note two number one Sure, all right

Andy Gibbs shadow dancing. Yeah, familiar with it. Yeah, a big hit in the 70s. It was 78 78 I chose this song Because each of my three songs I chose this song because each of my three songs shows a different side of my personality and shadow dancing is my playful goofy but still charming as hell side also outdated and definitely chosen because I am not ashamed of my age right and I am not ashamed of my age. Right. And I am not ashamed to fucking wear it on

fucking front street, main street, or broad street. Okay. Wow. I'm completely self-aware and shows how comfortable I am with myself and what I choose to get down with. It just sounded really like you're at a fucking prom or something and it just sounded like... It's ironic. But it's like I raised my eye around. You just fuck that behind me.

Because that was your sad incident. And my lady knows, like, oh, he's so silly. Oh God, I can't say no. No, he's just... Yeah, I can't say no when he breaks out. And plus shadow dancing didn't know it as a kid, didn't know it in 78. But shadow dancing is a metaphor or a, you know, to actually making love.

The shadow's on the wall and you're dancing. You have another very sweet romantic dance cast upon the shadows of the wall. Quitis. How harsh is the lighting in your room? The shadow's in shit. No, no, I'm talking about the song. I didn't know it as a kid that they made me talk about.

This is the sort of bullshit that works with you? No, okay, God, it does not. It just sounds sincere. What's the word? What was it in sincere about it? I mean, just the way you were talking about this stupid song from the 70s, like it was the reason people have sex is silly. You didn't mention the song once or what it is about the song that gets you ready to go. It's all about him.

Yeah, you just made it about yourself in front street. Yeah. But you didn't... I'm not gonna lie. All my three choices are all about me, and not one with choices made with my wife's consideration. I can tell that by one your other choices. Yeah, I was thinking that too.

No input. At least this wasn't my right playlist. This was my playlist. Right, but you haven't told me why I don't understand the game yet because you've yet to say anything is to why that song get you the most the song shadow dancing is about making love okay so that's it but there's a lot of songs about making right you had to pick that one but this one I chose because it's because it's goofy and it shows my playful side because like I said I have different sides of me because like I said, I have different sides to me. Yeah, I'm sorry. Are you playing to the crowd or your wife?

Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. So this is not number one, it's number three. Right. You know, so, but I get to, it gets to show you and the listeners and everybody playing that I'm not just about like, you know, like, WAM bam, thank you, MAM. I'm like, I could be funny too. I could try to joke while I'm in the midst of what's going on.

I could be like, now, you know, I can. Have you heard the one thing? That's why you think they're laughing? What? What's this what I'm supposed to be doing? Yeah, you got it. All right, I'm in, I'm in. I think it's weird because it's a song that was incredibly

popular when we were like 10 or 11. So that's what that song reminds me of. So to get in the mood, to say to the song that's when you're 10 or 11. To get me in the mood, I'm already there. You're already in the mood. I'm already there. So this just kind of moves you to the next level? Like I said, it just seems that like it just it seems almost soft on inducing

We're talking about yeah, we're talking about yeah, it just doesn't seem like Gneed Alexa richy-tru Bridging yes as as of or flaccid we're talking about yeah Don't we don't even go there because that's not even an issue ever I'm alright, okay Stay hard during the song Alright, okay The word that comes out of it is to stay hard during the song and then you're fucking Andy Gibbs, what is the fucking a pin up voice fucking Yo, a 10 by any stretch of the imagination, right? That's what we get to go in

I was gonna say it's a never-flu-choo Oh come on, we don't, we don't want to hear choices as a was a fucking 10 and a fucking pretty boy too Yeah, but that's not why I picked him None of mine are kids I hope you noticed that. Yeah. He's not using that or he hasn't yet as like a selling point. But you don't really like that song and you hear it.

Like when you hear it, you change the chat. No, I would definitely listen to it. It's a great song. But actually it wouldn't do anything for me. In terms of like, hey baby, let's move to the next level in bed. Like look at the shadows on the wall. Right, but I think you're still thinking, like this is my romantic side, it's not.

No, I know, it's just funny goofy, so. This is my goofy, playful, like, I'm still a little boy at work. Orphe. Yeah, that's what I'm wondering, like I want to paint the picture in the bedroom. Or is this anybody who wants to paint the picture? Or is this anybody who wants to paint the picture?

Is this what you've been married, oh, as long as I have, like, you want, you want it to be a different person sometimes. I have a different attitude, a different demeanor. It can't always be about that fucking burning look, like just staring at you down. So it's gonna be a farce? That's gonna be a bad cap.

Oh my God. But you have said, though, you don't change the song right I wouldn't change the song now I would like to do a song when it came on it's a good song it's a decent song it's a song it's a song certainly fits it's a description of song he could dance like a mother you know you're familiar with the song yes I it's a little bit up before your time because we know. Cute, you're familiar with the song? Yes, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, Of the era of the of the of what that era of folks what it means to me Well, no, no, I couldn't say that I could just say like I know disco like evokes a very free a very loving time But if I was going to go in that era that is not the direction I would go

For disco for disco so what would you choose for your disco song? I'd probably go to Abba before before anything else. I'm sure they got I'd probably go to Abba before before anything else. I'm sure they got Abba. I'm a poser. I've heard of this. In our midst. I've heard of my love, Abba. You are the dancing queen.

That's just how we speak on Stan Island. It's either pronunciation. Yeah. He's not. What do you mean? To you, baby, not to Abba, though? Well, I mean, in Europe, they call him Abba. He's fucking with a brand.

I'm a little pan. I'm continental. Yeah. What do you do? To you, baby, not to Abodo. Well, I mean, in Europe, they call him Abodo. He's fucking with a brand. I don't know who he is. I'm continental. Yeah. Is anything left to... He's worthless.

Yeah. No, I mean, I understand your reasoning behind it. It hasn't sold you, and it hasn't sold to us. It does not. It has not. I mean, I get it, but it just seems like... Maybe I come out of the shower dance and like Andy Gibb. How do you do this? I don want to put that picture in your head.

It's, uh, I, you know, it just doesn't see. Nothing else. Yeah. I, uh, I mean, okay. Let's make the shadows dance. Yeah, I actually said that. Really? I wasn't going to reveal that.

And you're still not going to win this. How's your respond? Yeah. It's two o'clock in the afternoon. I've got a little afternoon delay. I was going to use that one too. Oh, that's a good one. Yeah.

It's going to use that one. But I thought it was like Barry White though. It was two on the money. It was two fucking like trying to play to the money. Maybe the other money. Trying to play to the record. No, I mean, that's supposed to be what you're, you know. I agree with you.

Like, I didn't want to play to the record store clerk either with like the easy You get your choices, yeah, I definitely know you didn't But I would have thought that he would have looked down on those choices as well like Starland vocal or The Barry White stuff like is he's a rocker? Because he would because he would be like there's he knows way more songs than will ever fucking know. Oh, he's just really bottom ring. No, no, no, so he would look down at those choices. Oh, I agree with you. You're gonna fucking. He's got these balls. But I mean, let me go go.

I mean, there's the songs like work. I mean, Christ, you know, I'm agreeing with you. How am I kissing his ass? You cliche songs work. You know, I mean, they're cliche, like I was saying. They're cliche for a reason. So like... But Shadow Dance is not cliche, don't. Yeah, I know, but it's not cliche for a reason, because... This is a legitimately fucking good song to put on when you're, like I said,

when you're, I want to use the same word over and over again. I got it and maybe if I had a, like, uh, another... Yeah. I sent it out for goofy, I would use it right now, but I can't think of any playful playful All right, you cue got anything else in there. No, no, it's good. You know that he was the brother of the Bee Gees I'm sure and died young Oh, yeah, he had a bad co-cavut I'm not a coke-havoc. I thought it was going to be all of them. What's up?

Is that what did it to him? He died of a heart attack because he destroyed his heart. Wow. Coke must be something else. Yeah. I think it is. The hell of a drug. Number two.

This one, I knew I was going to get hammered for it, but I like I said I'm going to be me, no matter what. Even if it costs me a perveyor title. Um... Johnny Pearson's, uh, heavy action. Yeah, this is pretty fucking inspired. You like this? I love this. What?

This is fucking genius. I mean, I, it's just like, this is like fucking... This is like, this is literally what's happened has happened on more than one occasion and outside. Like, hell, the conquering hero. I don't know if you know, I'm familiar with this song, like I said, you're fucking young. You're way younger than I'm. He's like that. He's like that.

He dropped it. He immediately came in and said, you're old. Well, but my choice. He was making a... Yeah. Before you even got the chance to be like, I wear it on front of you. I don't care. I was trying to come up at the past because he was gonna use that time

but this song or this mute piece of music was the opening to Monday Night Football when I was a kid and when I hear I wasn't even aware that that was a band then Johnny Pearson yeah I thought it was too yeah I thought it was too they don't use that anymore they use it in small snippets now. Plus they replace it for many years with, uh, hey, are you ready for some football? Which is your third choice. No, but heavy action, when I hear heavy action, I'm Earl Campbell looking for daylight. You know, running to daylight. I'm Lynne Swan making the circus catch.

I'm Walter Payton going over the top of the goal line I'm all those guys and I'm fucking this is when I'm stuck. Are you in black face? Because that's the only way I see this happening This is like when I'm stressed out and there is no like there's no playful side There's no tender side. this is just me being being an animal yeah yeah great choice of words I love that I don't want to say it because I have a little too much pride and you're and you're wait so and when your wife here is does dent dent dent she's like let's do it let's do it I'm ready to go I can't imagine any woman being

like yes is this what you psych yourself up with in a different room? Or is this actually playing on a stereo? This is playing. It's like a symphony of majestic tones that can bring the athlete out of me. When I think the athlete is gone for me totally at this age, this music can bring it out. And I'm doing stuff that I haven't done in years

such as I'm a gentleman I'm not going to talk to you in the car I'm putting a lights on but there that sucks off but yeah that's why I chose that song I can run through a brick wall listening to that song but maybe I'm not in the standing crew. Because we're saying the greatest love making song, but you're not saying that that enhances love making.

You're saying that preps you for it, and that no woman would be into that. Well, it's all a part of the dance, right? Well, I mean, but if a woman would be repulsed by it, like I gotta put an ICP song on there if I fuck Like isn't love making about two people coming together and it's just like I don't know I just don't know of that I'm confused because I don't know because I'm not trying to fuck you no

So as well to be playing your courtynish you. No, you're the one that's okay. So it's like he'd be playing your courier selections. Yeah. Okay. But it's what works, you know, for me and my partner. Right. And this song happens to do the trick. All right. I want to. I can't argue with that. I can't. I'm going to play it. Yeah. It just doesn't even know what it is. She's, oh, she's got a weird trouble. I told her it's from like, you know, the 70s love making fucking album, you know, it's. She's I told her I told her it's from like you know the 70s love making fucking album You know it's like it's this very way Oh boy, wow I don't even have to explain. I don't think she's ever gonna ask me what I thought this I

One I thought this was a joke selection too. I never thought Tim would be like I'm with you. Yeah It makes you feel virile. It makes you feel like, you know, that like, I'll give you fucking 50 kids tonight. All down the go. This song, you just song, if this song doesn't get you moving, you're dead. Oh, okay. Yeah. That's how that's what this song is.

I'm going to put it to the test. I'm going to, I'll record it as a matter of fact. I'll do that. No, I mean, I'll do audio. I'll just do audio. And I'll be like, I wanna put something on and I'll play it and see. Well, you can, it has to be like

in the midst of a couple other tracks. Okay, so like, you just can't kick it off with that. Has to be layered. Yeah. And I tackler like I'm fucking for some Walter the Fridge. Yeah.

Well, this will be a parry. Oh, parry? William Perry was the first. William Perry. Oh, Perry. William Perry was the William Perry. Yeah, Walter Peyton was the guy. He was the great same team though. Yeah, same team. Oh, right there. I'm almost there. All right. Now anything else on Monday night football? No, I think I think that one speaks for itself. And my last selection is this song represents my tender side is played and it's played when I want to connect both physically and emotionally.

I'm like, I'm the child. I toss this one off every once in a while. Are you telling me you connect emotionally every single time if you do your lion? Uh, I would say 90% of the times I don't. Yeah. So if I happen to not connect emotionally, I'm just asking questions, bro.

That's all. All right. I love this question in this country. Now, you can tell you the name of the song was? It was Silver Chair's my favorite thing, off the album Diorama. I think it's a beautiful song and I really can't figure out why it wasn't a huge hit for them. I, it's the lyrics are so, so good and I, I just loved the way the song sounds and it sounds. This is the children band, right? They were really young when they started.

They were in their 20s when they wrote this one though. It was one of our last records. Yeah. They're not together anymore? No, they're not together anymore. No, they're not together anymore, but this song really I think is the song that can, you know, it, it, don't, or during the right moments, you know, maybe even tears can come out, you know, so. Well, is that where you're looking for? I'm just looking for a purveyor type. Usually it's my partner who has tears in her eyes.

look up for a purveyor time. Usually it's my partner who has tears in her eyes. I can't really rip you on this because I don't know I don't know the song so when I listen to it I was like oh I mean I guess. It's like a ballet. It's like a really personal love song. I just I don't it doesn't seem like it's. Wait what do you think about this structure of the song though? I mean, it's beautifully composed. Yeah. I mean, it says all the right things if you're trying to connect emotion with it. But I mean, you're listening to lyrics.

Well, I'm talking about, well, I mean, I have to listen. You have to listen to the song probably before you put it into your rotation of this thing. Yeah, I mean, the playlist. I understand, but I mean, like, and it connects to me where I'm like, oh, yeah, I mean, like, yeah, what he's saying, he's putting it connects to me where I'm like oh yeah I mean like yeah what he's saying He's putting into words what I maybe what I can't put into words sometimes, but I mean that seems more like

Like he kind of wants something you can just Go with not something you have to think about I like how Tim's doing our work for What do you mean what what do you have to think about though? It's a beautifully composed song I like how Tim's doing our work for us. What do you mean? What do you have to think about though? It's a beautifully composed song. But you don't listen to lyrics. You don't want to listen to lyrics. It's what I'm saying.

Probably, I already know the lyrics. I'm talking about when I first heard it. That's why the song connected with me. And that's why I chose to put it on my playlist. Oh, so many years ago. And it continues to remain on my playlist. You actually have a playlist that you... Sometimes. Okay. For the purposes of this story. Give it a... Yes. Okay. Remain on my point. Do you actually have a playlist that you... Sometimes?

Okay. For the purposes of this argument, yes. Okay. But this song, yeah, this song is, I think it's a lovely song. I just think it's... I can't figure out why it wasn't a hit for them. It just... Yeah, I mean, I can dig why you're wondering why it wasn't a hit but then like wasn't a hit and then making

love with your wife to a completely different things. Is that what you discuss? Well, I can't believe it was on the channel. Listen to the composition. Yeah, but really yeah, we're not actually like focusing on the song. It's just a backdrop. Right. To everything. It's just like kind of in the in the background to little snoozy musically Well sometimes sometimes it's just you know, you're it's a lazy Sunday, you know, it's drizzling outside No shadows It's not enough light to make a shadow Nobody's in a joking mood. I'm too tired to play football in my head

I think it just sums up, you know, like, some of the feelings I have, and it resonated with me, and I chose to put it on my playlist, and I've never removed it from my playlist, because of its significance and its power that I feel it has. Okay. Top those fucking reasons. Who knew he was there? He was there.

It's your little naked there. It's a very, I'm just a, thank you for acknowledging my newness. I know this, I know this is gonna help you. Oh, I appreciate your, your raw, unnotable, wow. I appreciate your raw Wow My soul for you. Yeah, you did sure did yeah, maybe a little too much Are you right every do you have anything because you said you don't really know I don't really know that song

But I did listen to it while you guys do the commercial and it it sounded like a song that I that I could get into It's a great song. If I was in the midst of it and that came on, I wouldn't be like, hold on, I'm going to shut this off. Right. So I didn't really have a lot to make fun of. There are enough. Two people have said that point.

They would not turn either of these songs off. Well, the football that I was. Well, I was in a car. I was just saying, not turning the song off is not the same thing as it. Yeah. But it says a lot. It has to say something if they turn the song off is not the same thing as yeah, but it's but it says a lot it has to say something if they turn the song off though well right but I mean they admit to keeping the song off because the only thing the only song that I would really have to turn off is like the the cards for kids jingle of the game

oh that's the only thing that's gonna stop me ah it's not high ball it's a low threshold for turning songs off yeah yeah it's a little threshold for terms of time. Yeah, that doesn't mean much. We're playing a little bit of that right now. That song that Q just mentioned for those who aren't familiar with that song.

Put yourself to the test, have sex to this song. It's so exciting to be in my mind. It's so exciting to be in my mind. You're so... Yeah, fake children. I think it's an adult doing a kids voice. I am completely comfortable with those three choices. I am going to be very, very shocked if you're

able to vote against me after my arguments. And there we gas arguments, I feel. They really didn't come after me at all. They showed no teeth. We felt bad. They just turned over on their bellies. OK. What is that?

How do you remember it? I know. Well, it's it's a no. Good, Brian. Yeah, you want me to go next? Well, I thought we'd keep it going last. Okay. Tim first, for my first song, which is, is you is,

or is you ate my baby? It's a remix. There's a theme of remixes and his choices. Yeah, there are. And this first song, I like the way you said that, kind of like, don't give them full credit. They're all fucking remixes. What's that matter?

It doesn't matter at all. It definitely does matter. And I'll tell you what it is. Why is it matter? Okay, I want to interrupt you. It's going to matter. I'm going to show you why it's it matters. Well, you're going to try.

This first song written by Lewis Jordan, who is a popular songwriter and band leader from the late 30s to the early 50s and was known as King of the Jukebox. The song was covered by Bing Crosby and the Andrew Sisters and was also covered in 1946. Bing? The spots did it too right? I didn't see a thing about Frank Sinatra and Joe Jackson. Yeah, Frank Sinatra did it. They did it for Tom and Jerry Short. And it was all covered by Lamex, Sleshing the Pan, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy. It's like a kiddo.

This is just a little bit of backstory. Do you want me to go right to the fucking meat then? Is that me? Please, for the listener's sake, I wish you would. I'd rather than give it your fucking Wikipedia entry. Because my, is that pretty close? To the Wikipedia entry, right? Well, mine is staggered. It's like, this uh, it's pretty close to the computer, you're right. Um, well mine is, mine are staggered.

It's like, this is how I start. And my next song is the build up. Then the next song is bringing it home. That's how I arrange. Sure. So this first song, that is, that could be a messed up right there. It could be, but probably not.

I'm about to say why. Because the first song, my girl, my wife, she, uh, let me show you a picture. We went to a King Diamond concert but just so you have a visual I see you don't just say you have a visual let me show you a picture of her okay that's her um she will dance to this song for me she's a dancer not not a stripper but you know she had ten years of dance so that's why I like this song because I don't have to do anything wait a minute did you so where you introduced to this song by your wife?

Uh, no, I found it. It was actually on a, uh, like on a playlist, on a jazz playlist. Because sometimes I'll just, you know, I'll run like, sometimes I'll run 1920s music, chirp just like, uh, like boardwalk empire type stuff. Uh, sometimes it's rap, sometimes it's metal. Never cars for kids So so basically this is my moving into it song and I prefer this one because she's got it down now She's got her moves she's got the dance and I actually like the song quite a bit Yeah, so even though it's a remix I

Like I mean it's solid swings It's up me right. It's up me to get you to get your blood flowing Oh not as much as you know a Johnny Pearson football song That Johnny Pearson song I like I this is the rules of forming for me now so it's not so the idea wasn't to come up with a song That we feel is great for the masses. It's a song that the feel is great for the masses it's a song that the playlists is about a personal oh well then I've got this in the bag I've won this.

This is fantastic. Why my songs weren't personal? Yeah but it was bullshit. It was just... The sad is not an argument. It's not an argument. You shouldn't be laughing on it. Funny, not hard.

It was a funny. I don't know if anybody believes that Monday night football is playing in your bedroom. You're going to call it a question. My character and my integrity. Am I honesty? I'm just saying what Tim's thinking. That's all. You don't?

You legitimately think I have not played this song? I think you played the song. But I don't know if you played the song in that situation. But the way he's acting right now, I totally believe he has played that song. Yeah, I think it's actually okay. It's not bullshit. Okay, and I have, but again, and it's true, my wife has no idea what the song is from. She's never even questioned what it's from. Did Joe never watch football back in the day? She never heard?

She would never have been seen. Yeah, she never has been watching football. How am I to argue like, all right, so Johnson has a sweet young wife. Looking great. She's a dancer. He puts on this song. And if I, what I mean disrespectful, that piece of ass starts dancing all over the house. Fuck. Yeah. So how are we supposed to argue with that? I know. You want to to hear well, no, that's why like but it does that's why that's why this is

This is impossible fucking But do you want to hear how you just cry? No, this is I knew this is the last episode. Thank you very much Well, I could just see if it's just like best driving songs you can be be like, this is an argument. Yeah, this is what we're talking about. So is that work for us? I know what's the argument? I know. Three of us aren't in there. Someone's just got to be better than the others though. It's just a task to be. I know. But I mean, like, waltz, like waltz, which, you know, were waltz. Like, they work for waltz. And I, and obviously you, like with Johnny Pearson. Yeah, I'm not playing fucking Johnny. I mean, I dig that it was like out of the fucking box completely from the light field.

But like, I'm not fucking introducing that. Like, if she doesn't know what the song is from, what do you versus a make? Well, because she's her, she'll hear the song and she'll be like, what the fuck is this? There's like a tire commercial you know well for me I feel that a remix is almost a robotic choice it has no real emotion attachment to it remix, because it feels like it's computerized. It's been run through a computer and spit out. I think you don't understand what a remix is. I think I agree with you.

But I mean it's got a good beat. Exactly. Which is key. Which is key. All his songs have the same beat. There is no real human connection that this or any of his songs offer his partner or me. Well, what makes you think I can't diagram?

He's talking about emotional connections. I rarely make emotional connections, so we don't even have to worry about it. Yeah, I mean, but that's what I feel like his songs really played into that though like they're they're kind of Computerized but maybe he doesn't need emotional connection. Oh, yeah, he no, he definitely does well then right I mean you're Something he doesn't need right but I'm telling you that Then if you cannot fucking choose his songs over my no knowing knowing full well that these are fucking just shot through a computer and spit out.

But they're not you know that first one isn't I mean the memory mix. Yeah, it's that's not one you would just pick out of a fucking hat granted it's not but it's the same kind of song as his as his next remix. Wait, it's it's it's completely not the same. But it's the same speed though. Yeah, but that you know, it's the same speed. There is no. No, that's absolutely not true.

Did you listen to the next song? Of course I did. And you don't think that that slows down from the first one. The first one's very upbeat. Okay, your second one isn't white zombie. No, my second one is forgot about Dre. Which it brings its slows it back down.

Which fucking perplexes me. No way. With that fucking skip part, what are you guys role-playing in that? What the fuck? What the fuck? Well, let's before we go on to song two. Do you have anything? So you're going to tell me you're not even going to argue this?

Well, I'm trying to figure out how I could argue. No, I can't argue with that one because what I just said, if that's what gets me or bath up in dancing, I don't I can't argue with that one because what I just said, if that's what gets mayor bath up in dancing, I don't know how to argue with that. Let me turn on something else. Why the fuck would I do that? But you're trying to, you're trying to win the record store's approval.

I'm not, nobody's, in this arena, yes we are. Right. At home, yeah, we don't care what Tim thinks. You know, inside the door. I was gonna know. Yeah, we don't care what Tim thinks Yeah, I know but so far this really not I mean I got to be honest to you want me to attack just to attack I mean yeah, that's kind of the whole point But even if it doesn't make it sense I don't need to tear you guys down to win. I'm gonna win Okay, so you can choose to go that route and offer no resistance I think it'll be I think it'll be a bad move on your part What all you did was was misunderstand remixes and an attack that fucking song is definitely just put through a fucking filter on a computer

There is no doubt about it. That is just some sort of like cookie cutter fucking remit even if that's true Who cares? There's no fucking art to that. That's just like that's absolutely Your argument is it doesn't work but it's scratch in a record, but it does work I mean, that's the whole thing like if it works you think scratchy works are him does it work? Yeah, we know that it works for him, but it's not but it's it's kind of homogenized You have a NFL Monday night football thing right that's not an orchestra fucking compose that shit It's corporate Bull. It's a jingle. It's a

non-reaided for my night football. It was created for it was created for a BBC show called Superstars so boom. Well, it's pretty much the same thing. It's the same thing. Yeah I usually fuck to the Oscar my original I usually fuck to the Oscar my original So wait, what was the first song again? I forgot what we're even oh was is you is Can you remind us again? So forget about is you is or is you ain't my baby very famous song classic song? It's it's But you didn't choose the classic you chose the real the robotic Sure, if you want to say it's robotic, but I mean, that's what I identify with being emotionless.

For the most part, I'm not a musician, but what's that beat per? Beat per minute? Yeah, it's like, it's that same like plotting. It's a 4-4. Absolutely. If that song's plotting, which one? Do I have it? Does it sound like it right there?

Is you is or is you ain't my baby? Are you crazy? It's the same thing I've heard it up billion other remixes though you guys you let that go we say a billion other remix is that same kind of like tempo that never changes throughout the whole song. Hold on. It works.

It works. It works for what? Your lady, the dancing half naked for you. It works for that. Yeah. She loves me. Yeah, but see, that's why this is, this is a tough subject. She's got a Liste sexy voice. I don't know

That works. He's in the whole smoky fucking it works. Yeah Shout-out is all over the wall. I don't have a problem with that Alright, alright. Maybe you don't I'll try and go harder on him You know, I mean it's it's all about well that one I'm comfortable with that one You want to go where you don't want to go to jump onto because I kind of saw it It might even be the strip club. I feel like yeah, go, where you don't want to go to jump onto it, because I kind of saw it. It reminds me of being a strip club. I feel like, yeah, yeah, it's just kind of sexy.

But like I said, though, there's no room for friendship. Yeah, but here's the thing, Well, if I attack him with nonsense, yeah, I'm going to under my own credibility. And I don't want when the time comes to me to explain him my own choices. I don't, I don't want him to be like, well, he'll say anything. I want him to know my man of integrity. If I think that that works, I got to say works. Why do you think that you think he has?

You know, how I can, you know I'm not, that I'm not, that I have, I lack integrity because of my arguments. But when I'm talking about you, it's okay. But you're saying that like if I do what, no, no, if I go the route that I went and I attack his song, no, because you genuinely feel that way.

Yeah. I just don't feel that way. Yeah, there have been songs that have been so, you've agreed with a couple of times. You've agreed with a couple of times. You've agreed with a couple of times. You've agreed with a couple of times. And there's one coming up where I could be like, I have been so you've agreed with the coming up. You've agreed with the song. You've agreed with the coming up where I could be like, where I could be like, I have no defense for this.

I have no way to attack the song and to knock it down. Right. And I just have to then just be like, Must be my third song. Right. Well, this one. Right. Well, this one.

Like, forgot about Dre. I don't, this one I didn't get. All right. Yeah. Let him do his Wikipedia entry, don't forget. This was not this is just the lyrics. These are just the lyrics to it. It was on Dre's 2001 album.

Sure. You're a Dre fan. Sure. Eminem fan. Yeah. How about you, Tim? Certainly, Tim. It's just a song that comes up on a playlist a lot. That like, you know, if I run a playlist, Spotify or whatever, it comes up a lot on the like easy year and WA or Cypress Hill because that you know

let's face it there's a good beat to a lot of that music sure and what is a good beat uh yeah but it's a foster kind of is feels it's the same beat though it's like the song but I don't see a lot of fun with that I mean like it like that's like this song, but I Never come with that. I mean like it like that like You know I like variety, but if you're you know if you're Metro, I got a beat you want a beat going don't you? You don't be all can't I want to keep a rhythm? Yes If one of your style jazz and shit Yeah, if one of your songs was that yes, but but all your songs have the same beat they do not as a musician can you please tell him? I'm not a musician, but no.

No. If you're a musician, then how can you say it? He is a musician. He's being a... I mean, a shitting. He's being too high-doll, yeah. He's playing anything. What do you mean, you don't play anything?

I'm a sing. I mean, that's not really playing. But you're right, the music too, don't you? I thought you played a... Tom Tom's or something. Don't you play Tom's? Yeah, that's... He's gonna do that.

Matthew McConaug drums? Yeah, that's... He can do that. Matthew McConaughey? Yeah. But like, see, I don't get like the whole fucking skit thing in the middle. I mean, not like... The... Whatever album, I mean whatever song listening to does not have the skit in the middle. Well, that was the representation you said.

Oh, is that the link I said? Yeah, okay. It's like it's in there and he's being interviewed by this like reporter. Ah, my bad. He's a lot of people on the town. I don't know what the hell is that. It's like it's in there and he's being interviewed by this like reporter. I like my bad. I don't want to tell you. I was like, my bad. And I was like, unless they're roleplaying, I don't see what the fuck. I'm the interviewer. Well, I thought it was like, well, you're trying to make time with your lady and all you hear is this fucking dude talking about himself the whole time. And then his friends come in and talk about themselves. I'm like, I don't. I gotta say though, I don't really listen to the lyrics that much yeah for me it's the

song yeah of course you are aware of the lyrics yeah I'm aware of the lyrics but this is one of those songs that like it comes up and I I just enjoyed I like it it whatever it does for me it does you know but I don't know how to decide beyond no no it's fine I the the and. And whatever the skit is in the middle, that's, I sent the wrong link because the song that we listened to does not happen. And I liked the last part at the Amor goes into that, the Hitman part.

I thought I'm using it and that was really good. But then he flushes a toilet and then I take a shower. Well, that's, you know, I view women and basically as toilets waiting to receive my fluids. You know, I hope for You know. You don't? No. Is that common? I have here no amount of tough guy posturing that rap lyrics can change the fact that it's a set attempt and desperate attempt to remain relevant. Who drank? Or me? Oh, I'm trying to remain relevant.

I just need to be clear on it. I wasn't aware I was ever relevant. Thank you. I mean, it's a 20-year-old song, so I don't know how relevant. Yeah, but I imagine in his head he thinks this song still resonates with me. Yeah, I crank it when I'm going down Broad Street. I'm like, hey guys, right? It's a costume 6'9.

I was not that angry. That was not the guy angry. Oh, I'm not doing that. The last thing I'll claim is to be musically relevant. Do you play anything for your wife that's from this century, or is it all, is it all stuff from before she was born? I mean, she's not even from the same century that I'm from. Is she going to educate my baby before her parents were born? Maybe, yeah.

She's going to be 40. 40. She's going to be 40. You're issuing my baby for a parents report No, she listens to what I tell her to listen to That is that a role here no I thought we were joking I thought we were being. It was about to put on some shadow, dancing. It just simply comes down to, like I said, it's the energy of the first one. Sure. Because I had to pick three songs. Right. And then it brings it back down to this one and then kicks it in again.

It's their relic of self-awareness though that that like, I mean, him and his wife are the palest people on the planet though, and they're getting busy to rap. I mean, it's like, I think it's for everyone though, right? I don't know. Yeah, I didn't know, I didn't know I had to listen to white person music. Hold on, let me re-choose. Oh, Kenny G. I meant.

I don't know. He's the oldest. I mean, your pal, cultural, the poor poor not throwing up gang signs as we're fucking Does he lose for the culture of the property? I mean I listen to rap so I don't fight. I don't want to accuse him You're a whitey-two Yeah, we're absolutely I mean I think if nothing else since the mid early to mid 90s rap has proven that it has a Very broad reach.

Oh yeah, who tanks for the children? If you guys got white sheets on your bed, you guys look like two chameleons going at it. Well, we pull them off the bed and put them over ourselves. They're gonna turn this wrap shit off. Two chameleons. Two comedians. Well, yeah. Roll plays comedians sometimes. Yeah, I just like the song.

I like the way it slows down the energy a little bit. And then try to bring it home with my next remix, which is a song, might be my favorite Rob Zombie song, which is the Blair the Technicolor remix Which was originally released on Astro Creek 2000 and it also another thing This is the end of your rotten life you mother fucking dope pusher and you're gonna get it from the 1973 black exploitation movie coffee You've seen it. Yes, good one. Yeah, it is good one I have I like Rob Zombie Yes, good one. Yeah, it is good one. I have I like Ramzami. I like Rob Zombie, but I love white zombie and this is a white zombie. Originally white zombie song. So this was tough for me to go after because I do like this song, but you chose the remix, which again,

I just like the remix remix. Itatch, that. It just feels hollow, and it just feels plastic. And it doesn't allow... Have you been reading my diary? It does not allow for crescendos, for different levels of heights. It's just that same kind of like emotional as beat that just pounced throughout the whole song. And it's a theme in all three of his songs that there is no Diverse kind of song. He likes hard fucking. Yeah, I like to go for it. I do too like I watch Fener have the action, but I also

Always be that Grab the pig skin we're about to have sex. Oh, yeah. I really like when this song comes on. If I have my metal mix on, and I disagree, I don't think it maintains the same beat the whole time. And you don't hate remixes. I love them. In case you can't tell. What if he remixed himself

Rob's not gonna remix it himself. Yeah, I mean it was just a cash grab when he did he would release albums of remix songs though I was on what super swingings Sound something like that. Yeah, he did he released a couple albums of all remixes though Not one remix was superior to the original song am I opinion right good thing about that you have a hard time getting me it's even fucking unbuttoned on top of what my my fix it's gonna be so pretty what I don't know it's hard to argue with that one for me too because... You can have a hard time ever arguing against Brian Johnson, I've found since I love each other.

I know it's true, which is very an admirable thing, but... I don't argue with you that much. You came down pretty harsh in on my choices here today. Called me a liar. No, I never thought you were a liar. You said that you don't believe that I ever played that song in the bedroom. Heavy action. I may have thought you were joking. That's the difference. Saying you were a liar. That's a huge, that's like that's kind of a reach. Yeah. I said bullshit.

That's not the same as saying you're a fucking liar. Well, I mean it's just saying lie say why you can't you can say bullshit And you know what though I but you know what in this arena that is you have to go for the jugular I respect So he's all over the map is he how could you fucking say that to me? Say worse things to me So like I said to Brian like he shouldn't be playing music that hard because he'll fuck hard to have a heart attack Maybe it's not good for him That would be okay. Well, I mean, but again, you're just softening. You're just trying to find a reason to still like be positive with him. Fuck him. He chose that.

Let him fuck the wall. Oh, it is shit. It is shit choices. Yeah, if this is shit choices, I guess so far Tim hasn't hated them. But it's not for him, it's just the Dre Dre didn't do it for you, okay? Dre was the one I was out on too, and that was because that was the version you sent me Right, I mean I didn't listen to the video If I pull that skit out, it brings it together a little bit Yeah, I just, it was fucking like, but it's still basically a guy top

You don't like listening to a skit? Bragging about shit, which is what we're talking about Well I know that but still like this other like it's not as like if you put on like a jizzis song or something like that it's more musical and it's just kind of like with swords on it's like that yeah you can go and tell it that yeah yeah I mean this is right you're taking second notes liquid swords cross it

liquid swords is one of the best albums alright it fucking awesome. I'm gonna put it on tonight. I think I'm gonna call up and I'll put you on speaker. Yeah Face time bro. Oh, yeah, it's better Get to see that fucking back Right a nice What kind of fucking... What's he doing of nice? He's just like this in body voices. He's doing of nice sleep.

He's a little bit more cream on his shoulders. But I think you're at disadvantage because it's not in your nature to go after Bri and to... That's true. You are very, very reluctant to criticize Bri. Maybe there's some potaco. That's not a bad thing. That's a very admirable... This is true. You are very, very reluctant to criticize Brian. I am. Maybe there's some pot of go. That's not a bad thing. That's a very admirable.

Well, I don't, you either. I'm aside from the fact that I said bullshit here. You don't catch me. We either like it. But you didn't like that song. Now, I could tell that you were, you, I don't like Dre either though. I prefer this.

All right. Yeah. If you had to pick one, you're probably not built to win this, this in this arena. Oh, I feel given the rules that you guys put down But you don't like to but you don't like to condemn though. You don't like to To like no what I wanted to represent my songs and then defend them to you guys I can do that. I'm fine with that. Okay It didn't sound like it like it just felt like you went real soft on brie which is again Because my picture solid I mean he was tough on the Dre song. He was yeah, okay

As he as well he should have been I wasn't aware that was a skit in the middle I hate those fucking skits they constantly put them at the beginnings of songs like if I get a CD or something I take them out. I fucking wish the skits. I wish more rap would put more skits in them those M&M skits in the beginning I'm not talking wolf. Yeah, I'm talking M&M with the like I shot somebody again That bullshit. Can I get an explanation for for me as well some listeners? I mean I'd be familiar with the with the phrase, skit, what's the skit? A skit is a, it's like in between songs, like on Thursday, specifically this one rap album, they do skits, they act out little things like a nessent, no skit.

No, no, not like they'll like want to run in, be like, yo, you hear what happened? He got shot down there and they'll be like, what do you mean he got shot? Motherfucker, and then they'll talk about that. And then you beat, so start playing. And then I'll go into the song you want to play you the one of the greatest games of all time liquid swords has that Low-waltem cup at the beginning. Oh, yeah, yes, I'm just You mean from the movie? Yeah, the show gonna session. Yeah, yeah, okay

Some knowledge on us I got a little bit too cozy over here I like the way that fuck right I don't see liquid sores on here. No, the quins are really helped there isn't there isn't a fucking bias here or any well I Say the songs because we like like with everybody likes like what so it's you heard Well, then you should hear it Then you're like it should yeah, yeah Fair enough Walt used to not travel the one we're in comic book men

Walt would travel in a totally separate car because he was so afraid that like when me and Ming were in the same car We'd play rap So you wouldn't drive with us anywhere we went Like like like like annoyingly loud. Turn that skin up, Ming. It's just not my cup of tea. Do you like any like, I like,

like, like, I like that one. But I also like that song by, it's tricky. I like that song too. Okay, a little run BMC. I love that song. It's a great song. I like also the big booty song too. Okay a little run DMC. Yeah. I love that song. It's great song. I like also the big booty song too. What's your one's that? I like it.

Oh baby got back. Oh okay baby got back. You like any Beastie Boy songs? No I tried to listen to them too and like especially when they were getting all that praise and everything but it just sounds like that whining like that. That's what those are the songs you shouldn't listen to the praised songs. Like those are the ones that we Fight right to party. It's like that's like the equivalent. It's the rock and roll all night equivalent Dude, I fucking still maintain that philosophy It's trying to take it away. Oh my god. They were like 19

Silver chair was fucking right in my favorite thing at 19 they weren't fighting for rights That's on silver chair was fucking right in my favorite thing at night. He weren't fighting for rights Who do these more popular these boys in silver chair? I mean, is it all about popularity poser? Wow second time When you're comparing silver chair versus the 19 or versus 19 year old I think you got to go with longevity and popularity Is here can we am angry to this longevity and popularity. All right.

Can we get an angry to this? I'm not going to win! You're not going to do it that my make yourself very, unlikable. So is that for my, is that for my songs? Anyone have any more comments? Right. It's supposed to be like the debates at school,

remember at school when you have like a debating? Yes. I wasn't aware. I wasn't aware we were supposed to go hard on it. I also, and I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna stick with my, I'm gonna wrap my songs, but there would have been a different selection had I known that, that this was what was going on, but I could still work what I got. Before you give us a selection cue, I really want to talk to you about, uh, care of, a wellness brand that makes it easy to maintain your health goals with a customized vitamin plan that helps you feel your best today and supports your long term.

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All right, there we go. When you were when you were looking at these, did you think of your own personal three like to that? Yeah, yeah, would you come up with? Well, I mean, you know, it was Mezzanine. Oh, that was exactly. Yeah, I mean, it was just, you know, You know, like something like old soul music like Martin Martin Gade, stuff like that. So you were sort of, you were a little biased then. Cause you lean towards that older R&B type stuff. I like that stuff. Yeah.

I mean, it seems, you know, old Motown, old Motown stuff's great. Little Michael Jackson reminds you the kids. No. No, no, no thing. Yeah. That's the... No. Now, I feel that, well, after I got Q's list before we remember which we're going to get into, feel I erred big time in choosing this playlist because I chose this playlist theme.

You did? Yeah, because I should have fucking remembered that I'm dealing with a fucking modern day Valentino. Mm-hmm. And this motherfucker knows his business and I was like, ooh. Did you hear listen to the songs? You remember how earlier he called you a liar

and you got to pretend? No, I listen to the songs. This was before, even when you sent me the songs, I was like, oh shit, I didn't even think about that. Like, he's probably sent me the songs. I was like, oh shit. I didn't even think about that like he's probably He's probably gonna pick good songs. Well, I only picked songs. I know we all did but I've only picked songs that I have Got an action to only I know we all did but like that was that was my guiding principle except for the one Which was from tell me day, but I did technically get on with that song, which is why I'm still able to defend it.

Awesome. But I'm just saying to the gay, I probably should have picked, if I wanted to win, I probably should have picked it. You're giving up already? No, no, no, I'm not giving up already, but I probably shouldn't have put this up against Q.

The one time Q comes on, I shouldn't have picked this playlist theme. Think about it though, man, it's been something like how long has COVID been around? He can't get busy with code. Even the most stalwart IJ fan isn't going to bang him. No, he can't do him. Tongue. Yeah, he bangs crackhead whores that you know, they don't care about COVID.

It's a place to sleep. He's an animal. That's true. He does a lot of deep dick and I got to tell you. We're in big trouble Begin with number three. Well, also I didn't put a particular order when I sent them to you Okay, so I'm just gonna start with blazer glory Let's move on to the next one Now I will say this

I will say this fever by Elvis was on the list before we got knocked off for this because objection cannot bring into it he can read a Wikipedia for the page but I think he should have put on he didn't or would have put on he can actually come up with an explanation of why he chose this one and it played played his part. He did his part. I think it has to be stricken. He's gonna, you cannot use it. But it just seems like, well, maybe I would give him less points because he went with the song. Right. Maybe I goofed out.

He's already on cue side. Like, cue's magnetism has already won him over. That's not true. I'm gonna starry eyes for my heels on this one, I think. Well, I mean, the judge from now. Answer me, I'll let it show. No, no, no, no, wait a second. Not impugn the judge. He's from your Andy over here in a second.

What? What? This is some fucking Chicago-ever-time fucking intimidation. You know what I'm saying? I think Elvis would have been a better choice. I would have been a better choice. I know you do. That's why I'm fucking objecting.

Because I can see your face. You're like an open book. He didn't fucking He didn't pick it. It's not on the one to sway you. It's gonna have prejudice. What did he pick the shit? Your song. I'm not gonna fucking sway me. I think you're right subconsciously You're muddying the whole thing taking the the Bonjovi song and softening that hair like but I also like this song if you didn't need to soften it you would have fucking left it all this you know it's right the Elvis all right okay I think it works worse I get a strike from the record okay now he's he's instead of negative one he's plus one so well played walked he should be dead even right's plus one. So, well played, Walt. You should've been dead even, right?

Not plus one. Oh yeah, I was like, I was like, you only said two things, I'm gonna be plus one. Well, because. It's an ointment shift. Yeah. Oh my gosh. So, all right, so blazing.

Okay, zero, we said zero. Okay. To tell you where that came from. Okay. Was when I was in high school, I, I, finger-banging the girl to blazing glory. I told the story on Tellum's New Day, Because when I was in high school, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I imitates life. So now to me, now whatever you may think of Bon Jovi, I happen to like his music. You know what I mean? I think he's an idol. But to me it's just like, I know if blaze of glory is playing, something's happening.

Something's happening. My face, look at it. I'm saying blaze of glory and it's starting to go. It's starting to curl a little bit. Look now. Now look at it. I've been saying blazing glory and it's starting to go it's starting to co-alump it. Oh look now. Oh Now look at that Whoa, it's three in the pink. That's right. Oh my god. That's right. That's right. That's usually only two blazing glory does So yeah sure to the average person I wouldn't suggest putting on blazing glory to get the moon going But you're saying it's audio lubricant.'s audio thank you wow say while you're making his help in his case just just remember who said it you were supporting well you don't think

fucking all mine weren't either of course they were I mean look I'm not you didn't say that if you would say I just thought of it I told you to talk about I told right we played the uh oh two arena and London right and I walked out the side and there was like, as normal a crowd of people there and there was a girl holding up a sign that said Blazoglory in it. And I just knew to have my tour manager point in there. Wanna see the backstage?

Turned it on a little bit, Blazoglory. Boom. So for me, it happened? No, but it could have happened. Yeah. But it could happen. But it could happen. And versions of that have happened over the years, where Blaze of Glory, just because of the connection to the TV show,

has gotten my hand in the cookie jaw, let's say. Now Tim, let me ask you this. You don't have any kids, right? No. Okay, you have a new disque. You have a daughter who is so Who hates herself so much that she sees a celebrity and is like I'll let him finger me Just because he's a celebrity and this blaze a glory song is playing Joe average is never gonna get that chance

The guys are lead singer in a fucking band. What will you do? You're gonna sell him on this shit? That's true. I forgot this is this is right. This is red banks answered upon jovy Yeah, I'm sure though at the bright no like there's so you know There's so what I'm gonna tell how much how much how much before you got married? Did how much road tail did you get you must have gotten some with when torn with Dave bullshit don't tell me Yeah, that really because you're too quiet. You're too quiet. I mean I'm so reserved Yeah, I can't reserve.

Yeah, I'll be your gentleman. You're fucking be skanks on the road. You're gonna be a gentleman because of it. So if you had a song that when you played it, there's a certain subset of girls would guarantee to be like, hey, why don't we react that out? When you consider that a good song? Sure.

It's the same argument that you write supporting Ryan well, yes except he's just talking about his wife I'm talking about the world. I just feel like that's a good net Maybe I am more emotionally connected because he'll just go out and finger anybody me. I'm at home just finger in my wife To skits It's not less. So that's what blazer glory came that's a blazer glory is a rough one I don't even know what to say about it. It's taken on its own merits. I have to admit Taking on its own merits the song Right, it's got a good explanation to it. Yeah. Do you like any Bon Jovi songs?

Oh, yeah, yeah, I do like some I don't know if I can point it one I like yeah, I'm not a Bon Jovi fan. I think. Do you? Yeah, I do like some. I don't know if I can point it one by one, but I like yeah, I'm not a Bon Jovi fan. I think it has a catchy beat to a bad medicine, that song. I like in and out of love. All the stuff off slippery when wet. No, I don't know if it was before, slippery. I don't know if it's anything in slippery when I like.

But anyway, I felt that, and I kind of called it, I knew it. I feel that this song is an effort to make a bad callback joke. After he explains all that. And I'm like, yeah, yeah. It was a girl, the third row. This is a true story of a show that had blazing glory on it. She was wearing a blazing glory a t-shirt That's a man. And her I did hook up with

Okay, so I'm wrong on this aspect though. I said I'm not convinced this is actually on a BQ playlist To get busy to I thought it was a exploit of that situation But I wouldn't go as far as to say bullshit. I just felt like my gut was saying that, but obviously I was wrong, no. I don't know if this is even a good Bond Joby song. It's kind of long. It's like a disability today. It kind of plodged.

It's kind of pretentious. And it's about a guy who is about to die. And he knows it. Well, he never drew first, but he drew first blood. Yeah, I'm not sure that this would be. I think it's just the circumstances that this song was playing in the background when you were a youngster.

Yeah. And it could have been any song, but it was this song, and so it has personal connection to you. Sure. But. Could it have easily been like, poor some sugar on me? Absolutely. absolutely. Could have been any one of those like that song.

Damn, damn. Damn songs. And I feel that like it's the weakest of history songs. I would not disagree with you. I agree with you. Can we make an anonymous? Yeah, an anonymous, yeah. But it's probably ironically the song that has most been in the background while I've

gotten busy in some form of another authorless. Now is it, happenstance that it comes on or do you deliberately at times put it in the playlist? Yeah. At this point it is, have you met, has delivered a story? Yeah. Have you, Churchill's assault siren is delivered and he's playing that song for me.

I'm fine. Have you met Bon Jovi? I have. Have you told him the year finger bang in exploits? No. Now do you, do you only stick to the fingers when this is on? You're like, oh, no, no, no, no. Oh, okay. This is like some sort of unwritten roller like I don't want to I don't want to

Like surely too far too special you need so much do I represent this song that in the impractical Joker's movie when we the first quarter The movie one we're in high school. I'm wearing the official Bond Joby plays a glory shirt Does that's one of the magic's first time? Hey, are you with this shit? Well, I mean, I mean, it's the, yeah, it's the, it's the, but isn't a purveyors argument though? I mean, or is it just a celebrity who's like

fuck wants to fuck and tell you how much he's fucking gotten pooped? No, that dick kind of, like we don't earn any now. Yeah, that's the job, you know? It's just that everybody in the 80s was all about, no? Yeah. I am. Okay. All right, moving on. You came along it just kept that everybody in the 80s was all about, no? Yeah. I am. Okay.

All right. Moving on. You came along at a better time, I think. I feel like as time has gone on, girls have gotten less pregish. Like if you remember when we were in school in the 80s, it was like, they were wearing fucking polo shirts and everybody was a fucking prudent shit, you know? They're like, now they're wild. It was rap music.

Yeah. It was rap music in the, it was rap music and the internet. It was the era of AIDS, we couldn't be wild. Oh, we get wild with. What the fuck? Who are you getting wild with, bro? Hey. You guys have cockrocks, you fucking, and like, you know, Let's move on

And like and like you know Hair rock Cockrook and hair man. Here's that was girls showing their tits show about us But then our school they were yeah when you watch the fucking motley crew video and here you show them in the They didn't look like that in high school. No, no. Like, our son was like, girls, girls, girls, like, even now. Girls, girls, is that a girl? Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Yeah, but in my, when I was in the high school

and just after, it was when a rap was really loosening moral standards around. And the internet, I think, taught us. And that's why I only listen to rap. Yeah. The moral standard issue. It always comes back to that. I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like,

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but I feel that's for solo displays of affection. Like jerking off the funeral for a friend. Wow, what's your next? I don't know, it's hard to argue with it because I liked it. This is why I like it. Again, it's the first time I ever heard it. I say it's got heart, I can't deny it. But it's a bit depressing for me.

It's especially to be in your top three. In slots 8 through 10, sure, but slots 1 through 3 I don't think so. About 6 or 7 It's a 10 It's a little bit too you why I feel it was in the top 3 for this because One I kind of didn't care about the words too much because I figure it's not something I'm gonna be focusing on when the magic's going down To me the beginning is a nice. It's got a good beat

It's still clearly a slower rock and roll song song, but a still a rock song. The words there if you want to listen if not, and then as the situation gets hotter and then that fucking drum kicks in and the guy even goes, yeah! And then it's me then a half of the song, it's fucking rockin' out like crazy. And that's how I like to make love. Start a little slow. You get them warmed up a little bit. And then at one point you're like, yeah! And then you just fucking start going crazy and it builds up to a big finale.

Hey, you done. You didn't think it was distractingly loud? I like that shit. Okay. Yeah, no, I didn't. I didn't. Well, the song is only three minutes and 32 seconds long. I Refused to believe that a bee queues gets the job done

Inside of three and a half minutes Beacuse Tires pull it out. Yeah, it's hard to the next town tired from doing the O2 Fingers are in a sling He's run to the bus. He's running to the bus. He's running to the bus. He's running to the bus. But you're not playing just that song. It's a playlist. It's on a playlist. It's on a playlist.

It's on a playlist. It's on a playlist. It's on a playlist. It's on a playlist. It's on a playlist. It's on. The word I use was animalistic. You're rival. No fair enough. And to me, I was like, there you go.

That's when you start tearing ass. Tearing it up. Yeah, you're on the edge of tearing. But not everything has, not, this is gonna be a surprise. Not every girl is looking for romance. Some just want to ask you. Let me ask you something.

Do you find most are not looking for romance? I didn't have met one girl in my life that was looking for romance and sex, and honestly, she was pretty boring in the sex. Yeah, I think the stereotypical view of women and sex is way, way, way off. I agree. They don't want romance, they want to get treated like shit right Tim

Can't do it in your heart you know it's it's wrong Girls like the don't stomp women like the don't solace your reputation the energy yeah Tim I'll tell you off in my quick girls. Okay. I'm the school year. Thanks. Listen to me, I've had some great vanilla sex in my life. Straight up missionary position, phenomenal.

No problem with it. You know, sometimes you need that drumbeat to fucking kick in. It's a tribal baby. Yeah, they just start going to town. I think I really appreciate it. That's why, and again, all these songs are songs that I've had that experience with, which is why I went in the way with the last summer.

But all right. And then glory box, to me, is undeniable. That is the number one fucking song. I've ever had in my entire life. Now is this a song that you've, have you ever heard anybody else ever used to say this song is one of these kind of get busy songs? No, but I've heard porters head in that whole album Is a really good album to fuck to the whole the whole album is kind of I think it's slow

I think it's sexy. I think it's just creates a mood where it's just like it's not it's not when the drum kicks in and you Stalk on a town. It's more of that like kind of hey man Maybe we took a hit a weed, maybe have it, he's relaxed a little bit, the music's pumping a little bit, you're just going, you spend a little extra time up here. Medications take an effect. Yeah, you know what I mean? And like all you hear is that sexy fucking port of said music going in the background and

it makes you feel like, alright let's fucking do this. Another band I had not heard of. Now obviously you have. You must have like anything we throw out let's fucking do this. Another band I had not heard of. Now, obviously you have. You must have like anything we throw out there, you've heard of. Foot of most part, you know. You like Portizen? Yeah.

I mean, I think that, I think their first album is fucking up there with any of any of them. It's pretty great. It's fucking awesome. I hear what I, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, please. Yeah. Sometimes when a purveyor comes across another purveyor, holy Ken and should do is acknowledge that a purveyor comes across another purveyor. Holy Ken and should do is

acknowledge that a purveyor. acknowledge that purveyor with a respectful tip of the hat. Never heard of this song or band but I was so impressed I went and purchased this song and put it on my playlist. Haven't used it yet. Wow. Obviously I just did it today but it's good. It's low in your old days. Wow man. The tip is how to respect and it is like good on you for introducing me to something. Oh shit man, thank you. See that's, that's, that's, it's not always about just attack, attack, attack.

No. Trying to impress. You're not, you're not a attack, attack, attack. Because he, I saw the way he did it though was kind of like limperist ago. Like it was the 80s. I was, he's still trying to like coddle and not like Brian about his choices and still trying to like make some sort of half-assed like attempt at like disparaging his songs.

I didn't even go that way. There was no limbristed actions on my part. It's like, hey, from one, provider to another, you know, fist bump. Are you a providerveyor though? If I fucking won the title many times think I got the most purveyor titles out of anybody at this table Well, I like that. He's already said he considers me a purveyor Maybe maybe not would not maybe you not won with a title, but one with a shot at a time one day I got it could be today

I don't think it's gonna be I gotta say though like Q ever since I've known him has had a very eclectic and wide appreciation of music like when I go over to his place And he puts on a playlist like there are so many songs. I don't know Is or any of these songs on that playlist because if they are they probably yeah The ground running. More pull the shade. We just have to really gotta go for the most shine. Was I see on the wall? Well, we've got on many road trips together,

and he always put the playlist together. Really? Yeah. It's I like doing that, kid. But I'm telling you, that whole album is that and better. So yeah, the song is really good. Yeah, I was really impressed with it. I really liked it.

And yeah, it was a very, very fine choice. Yeah, thanks, brother. What do you, you, the song is really good. Yeah, I was really impressed with it. I really liked it and yeah, it's a very very fine choice Yeah, thanks brother. What do you you the first time you heard it first time I heard it night Yeah, I liked it as well. I'm like what am I gonna say now? You know I Didn't buy it I did downloaded illegally And that's a record to our clerk That is your fucking kryptonite man. That's you can't have everybody saying that you'll legally download shit in front of you. I don't give a shit.

This is why you weren't a man. I don't care. You're a hit in your chair. It's like something. So that is it. Yeah. Brian, you have, you've gone and read your, there's nothing you could say to poke holes in and this last song right? No, not really I feel

Warb and it's almost because the song isn't crappy and I wasn't familiar with it like if I'd been like I heard it a hundred times It's just so much easier to tear it apart But like hearing it for the first time and being like oh because I don't normally don't like new music Mm-hmm. It's very difficult where do you get exposed to it? I mean that album is 25 years old. Yeah, I mean it was played around a lot. Yeah, like a high school kind of radio station. I stole it from a friend's house actually. I didn't steal it. I told them I was

taking it and never give it back but yeah. What kind of music was it alternative? I guess. I mean I just would have played on like alternative stations in the 90s. Yeah, I mean he would have heard it like HTG. What's that? The local alternative radio station. Oh, no, I don't think I ever heard them. Oh, really, they were like in the 90s. What? What? What? What? What? Around here?

106.3. Oh, okay. Yes. Okay. I've never heard them on the radio. I've never heard portals that in the radio. I mean, I've heard other songs. I haven't heard this song on a radio, but I mean well it is time for the record sir clerk to okay Taking notes on this It's it's odd that the record sir clerk doesn't sequester himself like a jury And talk to myself You know, I found each person had one really great song in there um

The Johnny pierced song was just I kind of liked it. I mean I would never use it myself but it was I did that. That was a gamble. You really can't. Yeah, I appreciate the explanation of the others. You know, the Dean of Washington, I know Washington was great. Which was I am your baby? Yeah, he's your ease. The Dr. Dre completely lost.

It felt like I lost you on that one. You know, the white zombie was solid, you know, it had a good driving beat. It was just kind of what you want. You can just imagine me Jack Hammer in that pool, right? Yes, it's thought so. I can imagine somebody imagining that, actually. I maintain this episode because of the subject matter will become the most downloaded episode in

Tom's D-Day history because of your recounting of this kind of like your real or antics. Wow. And this is going to make a lot of fucking people happy. Fuck that. I'm cutting all that shit out. I think this one has a, this one has potential to be like, you know, to be on someone's playlist. A lot of ladies, I think. A lot of ladies are going to, are going to excuse themselves to listen to blaze of glory and a lot of guys are going to download it. But I'll use a tool. Yeah. So that they can get action. Oh, they ain't gonna work for them. Oh, because they're not cute. Yeah, fuck, don't even try dummies.

And it ain't meet up in my, that's true. You know, if we're allowed to have them. Look, there's only so much cue to go around, girls, you're gonna have to accept that you're gonna, you know, you're not gonna all get them. And ersatz cue. What's that? And ersatz cue. Like a fake cue. They would take something. Oh, okay. What's the reference, ersatzq, and ersatzq, like a fake q, they would take something with us.

Oh, okay. What's the reference, ersatz? Well, you would be like, okay, they couldn't get q, but then somebody would be like, I'm kind of like q. Well, they do have somebody at dresses like you. Yeah, that guy. He seems stable, too. You could franchise your name out.

Yeah, I think that, like, if we just started having those four colored demon meetups again And stuff like that somebody who's come in start playing it somebody I think a lot of tons of girls are Picking finger. I want to have fun. That's what they want especially now. It's not like there's anything wrong with getting Fingered like girls want to get finger and guys want to do it and other girls want to do it You're gonna want to meet up and you fuck a plate blazer girl, this is another one we're being like, Hey, I'll take you up on that. If they were living in a post COVID world, though, who cares, man, sanitize your hands and get the finger in.

There is. I need to use your mouth and blazer glory land. That's a t-shirt right there. That's right. You know, wasn't key. I mean, I dig the story, the Bon Jovi story. Yeah. Black keys, you know, I mean, I did the story, the Bon Jovi story. Black keys, I mean, I get it from the explanation toward for a really long time, so I totally get like,

that work, yeah, I mean, it was kind of, it was allowed music a lot, you know, when she was going down and bus, but the portus head was, I think, the best song out of everything on here. I got to give it, I got to give it the Brian better than forgot about Dre. Even better than forgot about Dre. I just, oh, one great song can, uh, well, one great song and then good songs. Well, one great song and then the black keys was a really good song.

Oh, okay. I wasn't sure because you know, I really sounded tongue tied there and you really didn't make a good point on there. You go start stammering We couldn't tell like I couldn't tell if you liked it or disliked it. I did like it Yes, I see his hand take a hundred from you I You know I Thought your stuff should have been I mean I understand a personal connection to it. It just,

So you're telling me the silver chair song it doesn't do anything for you? No. Why, though? Because it's just like a love song. It doesn't seem like, it doesn't, it is a love song. I know, but like,

it's the only love song I think was, it was fucking presented here tonight. But it doesn't seem like a fucking song. It is a love song. I know, but it's the only love song I think was, it was fucking presented here tonight. But it doesn't seem like a fucking song. It just seems like a love song. It's sitting at a table of men. But like, but like, but these songs, that's why I asked. Sometimes you will be loved.

It was, I was asking if it was like mood music or like fucking music and you said fucking music. And like, I never said that. I would walk you okay. I said, I never fucking said that I never said that I would Probably in the act I think they probably The act yeah the act okay, so a gentleman I say fuck you say the act I apologize No, no, you didn't even say you just you said I don't know it doesn't matter I thought you I thought you're gonna I know you were gonna get I do think Lord of Ossets the best song

But what about the only song presented to the table? That's about that's a love song right? I I failed to see how I could lose it doesn't it's the only song that was about love nobody Gives a shit about love love. It's a love you said it was about banging and Love you said it was about banging and I These two damn straight You got used to it after a while. Yeah, I don't even notice it It's home So I had it lock but I saw the choices. No love songs, but you weren't talking about like

That's why I asked if it was like, are you setting a mood? Or it's just actually like when you're having sex and you were like having sex. Can't believe I showed you that picture I'm married but for no reason. I'm so, I'm not. So that's why.

I mean, if you were a certain, if you were picking like set in a mood, well, I said I had three distinctively different types of songs because there's more than one way. Oh, it's every time we go. Every time. It's ridiculous though that I would lose bringing a love song. The only love song to the table. Well, if you picked love songs, if the subject was love songs,

which you didn't, whoa, he's got you. You have to understand something about Walt. He's so competitive that one time I was I was playing Bejeweled and he's like, my wife would kill you in a she's so good. But I would argue that Glory Box is a love song, by the way. You know, since I had only heard it that one time, and I was more impressed with the tones of it. I wasn't listening to the lyrics as much as I was attaken by the structure of the song.

I just feel like it is... Was it Glory Box a metaphor for a muff? Pooh box. Not really. I mean, maybe. It is was it's glory box and metaphor for a month Boom box Not really I mean maybe you know because we know shadow dancing was a metaphor for something. Yes Fucking making love. I mean, what this theme was about. I didn't make a love either like making love doesn't enter my vernacular it sounds so corny. I want to make love Gross, I'll read you these why would you want to do that? I want to make love for you. Gross.

I'll read you these lyrics. Why would you want to do that? I'm so tired of playing playing with his bow and arrow. Gonna get my heart away. Leave it to the other girls to play. For I've been a tempdress too long. Give me a reason to love you. Give me a reason to be a woman.

I just want to be a woman. I mean, she's talking about falling in love. I told you it's a very strong choice. That's where I knew that I had a fucking fight on my hands, and I was gonna have to like get down and dirty and become unlikable maybe. You remember him, Michael? You're really wrong. And so I was going to have to get a little vicious and like a rat in a corner.

Tim is too late late and I'm still low-co-enough to Choky to death with a Charleston chew. Slim Shady, hotter than a set of twin babies, and a Mercedes Benz with the windows. And he didn't penalize him though, did you take into the account the penalization for bringing up a fourth song? And he should have had no reason to bring up the record.

No, he's the real one. Yeah, but I don't know for the record. Yeah, but. And I said that the Bon Jovi song was weak. But I I think you know, it should have knocked out a great song to a very good song though, because he was still one with a very good song. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, it's a great song. So wait, wait, so I'm the purveyor. You just you've won a purveyor title. You're not the purveyor. I said, I've got like six of them. You got one like and and I believe the purveyor title will only be one Five to six years from now because the way it's set up

Yeah, it's gonna last another five years very convoluted I'll get a text to be like next Tuesday Here's here's some songs And it's it's been elongated even because of COVID now We might have to pull it from COVID and since I have the most titles just automatically just goes to me That sounds bad You are the most current provider on the most current Correct and that ain't no small feat and that's I don't take it lightly and that is something to hang your hat on and I'm sure you know you'll

Be telling everybody to kill in you to say that isn't I know I knew I had a fucking fight on my hands I was one Frank five is one I I watch you switch one today win rap songs. Oh, that's right. Yeah, I got robbed in that one too I think I brought a wrap song to that one too. I got robbed. Well, the next time you I definitely want to do it next time you do it for Patreon because I feel like I have to defend your title. I have to. Well, what we're doing is setting up a tournament. It's like one-on-one. Yeah. You would play somebody from Tom Steve

Dave Town. Okay. You win, you move on, you lose, you go home. Okay. I'm down for that. This is kind of fun. We're having on Patreon, man. If people aren't on it, they're crazy. Let go. Yeah. I'm down. I, uh, actually, it's fun game, right? It's a real fun game. Yeah. Okay. Big. The home version. Yeah. You're really good at what you do. Of course, you're going to say that. Yeah. That's what yeah. Would those compliments be that clearly given if you lost tonight. Yeah, you clearly know what you're doing. You're an excellent taste.

I mean, I can see it. Who won the Grunge one? I know it was Chris Ladondo versus Mac, oh Chris Ladondo one. He's also one and moving on. Oh, okay. You could face Chris Ladondo in a, in a, but who lost in that one and moving on. Oh, okay, Chris Ladondo in a And who lost in that? Wow Maxwell. Yeah, Brian Maxwell. And he was a band-up, but it was just like, just can't believe I need a win.

Yeah, like I like that. I mean, I knew that music kind of and he just said really And we take it seriously, man. We're very competitive here. Yeah, you are and we don't like to lose and we certainly don't like to lose when you fucking bring the only love song to the table and you fucking walk in home with the fucking subject and you got some fucking read about what a judge doesn't know about making love