Tell Em Steve-Dave - #463: Who’s The Turkey Now?

Episode Date: December 5, 2020

Thanksgiving, sexy teen hijinx, Pam and Edgar betray Bry.

I was willing to throw it down with that guy. I thought it was girlfriend. Yeah. She kind of looks like swamp thing though. No. No. No! I take his life, Mommy! I take his life down on the lips! Tell him, Steve Dave! Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him, Steve. Why, hello, Q. What, what's going on? Hello, and welcome to this week's edition of Tellum Steve.

Why hello, Q. What's going on? Hello, Walt. What's up? Hello, Tess D. Town residents. What's going on? How's it going? What's going on? What's going on?

I'm trying new intros, you know? Yeah. Trying to sound like an overnight DJ. Yeah, a little bit like the, what they call it, the nightbird, Allison Steel. Oh my god, what was that? Oh yeah, Adrian Barbado. Yeah.

That was a soothing voice, wasn't it? She was good, soothing voice and soothing boobs on that woman. Very soothing everywhere you looked at her, it was lovely. I watched her not too long ago and I told Mary Beth that you got to understand at one time this woman woman was like sexual. She was one of the hottest things. She holds up. You got a YouTube her very first appearance on Johnny Carson when she first makes it to Hollywood. Johnny Carson it's all he can do not to jump over the desk because she's wearing this like light blue super low cut dress that's

so tight on a real breast at that point, 1972, there's no such thing as fake ones. And he looks like he is like, and like he just cannot control himself. He can't even speak. Even Johnny Carson. Yeah. Like I probably would have been exposed to plenty of beautiful women is just like beyond I want to watch that car to touch. I know that you want to watch it.

I buy it because she had that effect on me. Like when I was a kid and she was in a movie, I would be like I don't know why I just said it as if I wasn't on that train the entire time. Like, like, she was always like so hot like in and everything she was in, but it's, she was in a creep show too, right? It wasn't creep show. She was in. She was in escape from New York.

By the time she had done swamp thing now, she kind of looked like swamp thing now. No. No. She still looks good. It's swamp thing. Come on. You know, the new swamp thing or the old one? It was the original one.

And the original swamp thing. I thought she looked good in that, no? Mm. Well, she didn't look like her 72. Well, nobody thought. No, which is not fair. Yeah. She gave us so much.

Thanks, bud. I just need that, the box, the box I think. Yep. It's fine. Right on the air, which is great. Yeah, that's a good idea, get up. Which is great. Q wants up, I just saw everyone knows what's going on.

Q wants up, I have Sol and Carbonite. Get him photo of you, a good idea in the middle of Which is great. Q wants to play just so everyone knows what's going on. Q wants to play his hands solo and carbonite. Get him photo of you. Good idea in the middle of the show to come over and let him check it for flaws. There are no flaws at the fucking stage. That's right. We don't sell flaws on merchandise. He just tried the show of Q and fucking carbonite. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Did you really think that Q would be the type of customer who would be like, hey guys, I when I got home Kind of noticed a slight imperfection and I need to make a return on that It's a gift it's not for me. It's a Christmas gift. So you know Who's getting that cue? buddy Eric He's a big star where it's got big stars. He must be a big tell-in-stube devilist. And you were spoiled. Oh he doesn't want to send.

Fuck that guy. Yeah, fuck that guy. He's a great guy. He's a great guy. Yeah. So how thanksgiving go. I expect no apples were jammed. No hula hands were visited. Not this year now. Yeah very quiet very subdued low-key Barely barely had maybe like three slivers of turkey. It's it huh? Yeah, I Think I'm my turkey days maybe behind me. Why would happen got you fucked up? I'm just kind of disagreed with me. Huh, maybe getting that kind of Just kind of disagreed with me. Huh?

Maybe getting that kind of, uh, where I got to watch, you know, how much turkey I consume. It is turkey known to be, uh, to, to, to produce those results? Not usually, no, that's what I'm saying. Maybe I'm just maybe crossing over that line of age where like, you know, I got to watch. Turkey gets to work. The blandest fucking like me ever. Or like bread could be put me in, put me in traction for a couple days. Wow.

What about you, Cue? Did you get knocked down by some turkey? No, actually, I'll tell you what, though, the second day leftovers, I don't know what happened, but I had the shit's really bad for 24 hours. Get outta here. Not on Thanksgiving. You too?

Yeah. Holy shit. I said, I'm 24 hours. Get out of here. Not on thanks. I on you to yeah holy shit Thanks to being was fine the day after Thanksgiving was fine and then I ate The the leftovers and something happened where for the first From the second I woke up in the morning to really almost seven o'clock at night. I I was I just had that cramp thing where it just squeezes Yeah, yeah, wow clock at night, I just had that cramp thing where it just squeezes out. Wow. Not me. That did do champ. Well, first I was invited to Pam and Edgers and there were like 10 people going, which I thought was not a great idea. And then like two, three days prior to Thanksgiving, Pam was like, yeah, we're not going to have it here. Now it was going to be Darren and his crew, which is like five more people,

Hunter and Autumn, my niece and nephew, and then Hunter's girlfriend and Hunter's girlfriend's mom, which is like, it's a lot of people for Pam's house. And then she calls and she's like, yeah, we're not going to have it this year because of the COVID and blah blah blah. I'm like, okay, that's understandable. Then I went three days, three days before Thanksgiving. That's so that might have even been two. That's a late, at the late hour. That's like it's a, that's close to the witching hour before you can pull the plug because if people have already made their plans, like what the fuck?

Right. They made their plans. They're going to, you know, you got on freezing new turkey. Yeah. All kinds of shit But so what scared her like what scared right that pretty sure it was Eric She got on the phone with Eric and Eric's like no don't do it you guys are old and there's COVID out there Let me fuck up everybody's Thanksgiving from across the country like a little dick

That Darren went to California to hang out with Eric over Thanksgiving. So he was never going to go anyway. Oh, he would. He had never planned to even show up. He's never going to show up. So that's minus like six people. Now, if Darren and his crew don't go and my sister had been exposed to COVID at that point, she just got a negative test so she's fine. But that meant that Hunter and Autumn who had been around her could have gone. So it should have been just you guys. It could have been just a three of us. Now that means she disinvited only the three of us. So she knew everyone else could have gone. Oh shit. And then when I brought a couple of steak bones to the dog and they've never done this before like Edgar comes outside real fast and shit and I was like oh, hey, I brought these over for Merlin You don't want you coming in huh, then Pam comes outside too almost like they're blocking the door on me

Yeah, they don't want me in they want me inside Eric scared them Wow, you don't you don't like taking that seriously got to to do it. I guess so just kiss him from like to like blow him a kiss Kiss on the lips. I get it from the for the next half hour from across So out on the lips. So Mary Beth goes to the store and like we don't want to hold Turkey, we just want a Turkey breast. So she goes, she gets all the shit she brings back this thing that's I'm like, that's for a twiggy on it. Yeah. Yeah. You're like out fucking obscuring me with the fuck call backs today. Adrian Barbarale twiggy.

Flickie has been mentioned in debt since 1969. I heard about twiggy. You never forget. You never forget. I guess. So she brings home this unidentified breast of something. No, it doesn't say anything on the package. But it does, no, it looks like chicken.

I'm pretty sure it's chicken, but I'm like, all right, well, let's just go get a turkey breast. I'd rather have turkey on. Oh, yeah, definitely. Traditionally, it's a little foul. Doesn't the correct foul say you could have been like what you were talking about? Who the fuck knows what it was? Yeah, definitely Does this surprise you this is a little bit of a It really does because I guess for the most part I would have bet the farm and he'd be like

Well, what is it? I don't care. I Yeah, but not in a way that I just can't imagine you being like, no, it's Thanksgiving. It has to be done this way. I kind of felt that way. And I was in a huff about it. I got into a huff. And I was just like, it was the day before Thanksgiving. I was like, why have you not gotten that turkey yet? I was like, it's all going to be sold out.

Right? And she's like, I'll go later on. But then she goes, she's taken a nap and I'm like, I'm going to go get the turkey. And she's like, oh, I'll go later on. But then she goes, she's taken a nap, and I'm like, I'm gonna go get the turkey. And she's like, why? And I was like, because I don't wanna stay in the goddamn household day, I was like, I can go to a food store

and get a goddamn turkey breast, can I? So I'm blowing up. Happy Thanksgiving! Yeah, I'm all excited about. I'm really stimulated. Where's your gratitude? So I go over to a food town. I yourself, you want to go to a family?

No, no, I went by myself. Oh, that's even worse. Went over there by myself, and I go to the turkey section. They have the whole turkeys. Then they have a turkey breast next to it. And so I grab the turkey breast, and I buy it, and I bring it back home.

Or you were leave though, that they had turkey? I was. I'm sure you're applying around balls. You're sweating balls. I'm hoping there was no turkey, so you can come back to the house and be like, great, no, no turkey! Well, what happened?

Yes, I wish I could read the Canadian goods. What if it had this shit is? Well, so I bring it back and I'm like, here's the turkey. And so she's looking at it, you know? And she's like, this is chicken. Yeah! Because I didn't have my goddamn glasses when I got over there.

It was right next to the turkey. I'm like, this must be turkey breast. And it was fucking chicken. Oh God, please say that everybody in this moment played it perfectly. Did you get more angry or did it? I was like, you gotta be fucking kidding me. And she's just looking at me and I'm like, fuck you too.

She didn't say anything, but I knew what she was saying without saying it. Of course. So, like a good wife, she cooked that fucking chicken for effects giving. And I thought it was different. We had everything else. We had the all the other acclimate.

So you didn't even celebrate Thanksgiving because there was no turkey in the tool? I mean, on the outside I did, but on the inside. You knew it, you knew it wasn't. I knew I fucked up and bought chicken. I knew I fucked up and bought chicken. I did but on the inside you knew it was Yeah, if you just left it where it was it would have been her fault, but yeah, but instead I doubled You had time to go back and just get a turkey. I mean why you just know we discovered it on Thanksgiving Oh, yeah, she went to cook it. And at least it was marked, I was like, what the fuck is it then? She's like, I don't know,

she's turning it over, turning it over, and then on the back, it's like first in green, it's like chicken. I can't see it though, so I don't have any glasses with me. And it's shameful, I've asked people, like I was in, I was in Benadro Public the other day, wanted to buy a sweatshirt,

and I had to go up to somebody, and I'm like, can you tell me how much this cost? I'm like, I wanna overpaypay and they're looking at me like, all right, like a sample, like I'm, I do, but I forgot them in the car. Don't you have a cell phone that you, like you don't have a magnifying, yeah. Yeah, it is like you use your camera to magnify.

No, Apple made an app now. It's just magnifying. Oh, really? Yeah, it's fucking, dude, I, I, I use it yesterday. I was so sure of myself in that grocery store, but I didn't even bother checking. I I use it yesterday. I Was so sure myself and that grocery store I didn't even bother check out. I'm like right next to the turkey. Oh here it is magnifier Oh, yeah I just hit that and it works the camera where it's like it's fucking pretty good. Oh, I imagine if you were if you

Possibly looked a little too unhinged at when you brought up to the check out counter You know, maybe if you didn't look so like I rate, she might have been like, sir, you do realize this chicken, if you're buying this for Thanksgiving. I know. I can't be proven wrong in front of her end, Mary Beth. I mean, a little chicken for Thanksgiving, are we? Yeah, so that was my Thanksgiving.

And then I just like watch TV, just watch movies and shit. Yeah. I zoomed with my Family a little bit and then after 10 minutes, I was like All right, it's like when you go to the hospital to visit somebody you're like I wouldn't normally have an hour long Conversation with you so it feels weird, you know Yeah, god damn chicken Um, I walked I've been watching Mandalorian.

I almost caught up with you guys. Oh yeah, what do you think? I like it. The child's a little much at times. And what the cooling. And what the cooling. Oh yeah, the babbling and shit. But overall I like it.

Yeah, you're not in the second season yet. Yeah, second season. I just the last episode of the second season, like season, episode four. Oh, so you're there. Oh second season yet. Yeah second season. Oh, I just the last episode of the second season like season episode Oh, so you're there. Oh, yeah, I'm called caught up so the so you just caught a little deadwood the little up. Yes How great was that? No, it was really and you know the bartender was the guy with the makeup on was a Dandhouite oh, oh, I did a little deadwood reunion. Yeah, wow Yeah, I noticed there were a couple people from deadwood and it was Timothy all of fun Look that guy will never play anything other than a sheriff or he shouldn't or something well He was on that Santa Clarita diet. He was a I never saw it. I don't want to see him unless he's playing a

But I thought I was pretty I do like Mandalorian I know I understand the complaints about it, but I do like it. Did you Did you join into cancel Gina Carano? No, no, I don't care. I don't care what anybody's. How could you want to cancel somebody because they're like, I don't believe in masks? It's just an opinion.

It may not be wise. Why? I thought you was that trans thing. That's what it said, but I couldn't find any anti-trans. She did something, I don't know. I think it's just, I love how it's just like support women unless they don't think like we think and it's fire them yeah and it's like but i really get rid of this girl who got like a dream job yeah but she's a finalian they should she's doing more

harm than good i guess so there you go it's not me i've never been the person that's like the the my politics have to align with not even politics my views on life have to align with... Not even politics, my views on life have to align with whoever's creating the art. Well, let me say it this way, I've never been like, I only wanna consume art made by people who think the way that I think. I find that a very odd position. A lot of people have it though.

A lot of people have it. Seems a lot of people are either agree with me, join or die, that can't have attitude. I mean, it's not like,'m like they're like well he was fucking It's not like I would have been like well. I'll read Hitler's book because clearly there's a line But I guess that line's like just different for people, but that's That's not it. I would have kept I still would have been watching Kevin Spacey movies if they put him out I would have been like he's awesome. He's kind of a sick asshole, but I mean he can act I guess but he was found to not have been

Or at least they never went forward I'll have shit with that the kid he was allegedly fondling Also don't know how fucking what does name Brian singer still works. He was like the OG like did Lynn little boys That's a fucking that's you everybody says that about him. It's almost like a camp't be a mistake. Yeah, but made good ex-boy movies Yeah, it is weird how people pick and choose you're gonna go after well for me it was To big things on that of me are the Beatles because John Lennon admitted to beating some of his girlfriends and

So that's that's one that I'm always like well that's pretty curious that everybody kind of sweeps that under the rug. He was an admitted woman beater and everybody still goes for it. And the other one is Honduras Thompson who is one of my favorite authors of all time was a fucking maniac. But every standard, but he's still revered. So it's weird how it picks and chooses I I guess, but Yeah, maybe they're just so under the radar at this point because I have I mean, Lenin happened so long ago I mean who's gonna cancel the Beatles? I mean come on right so there are people uncancellable uncancellable. I think so. Yeah, that's good

Get him get him's uncancellable But him and Conway, him and Conway Yeah, I'm getting him and Conway unc Hey, I'm a con we're on Cancelable on cancelable. Is that a regular? A cancelable cancelable. You generate a move into a new house. Oh, that's right.

I have made the announcement is this after 20 years. Yeah, 20 years right here. 20, uh, 20, uh, 28, yeah yeah 20 some years the stash is moving 10 stores down 65 broad street instead of 35 broad street and In that location is gonna be a little TSD satellite store a little outpost. Yeah, it's very exciting. We have our own Footprint dedicated our own little room with it

We got it. We're gonna have a green screen in there. We're gonna have our table in there We're gonna have a wall paint a green for green. Yeah, yeah So I made a wall the entire wall will be green for all that green screen action Yeah, if you're on patreon, you know we're talking Yeah, you sent me a picture of a wardrobe department the other day like you have some like real deals shit going on Yeah, yeah, it's it's gonna be it's gonna be bitchin There's like I said we're gonna have some merch finally we're gonna sell at the stash some tom Steve Dave merch that you could buy Some new products. We're hoping that it all goes off with a hitch

You know hoping there's no shutdown in Jersey that delays the opening in January People would fucking write in the streets. Tom Steve Dave's store is an open no shutdown in Jersey that delays the opening in January. People would fucking write in the streets, tell them Steve Dave's store isn't open. Yeah, we're gonna have some new, all new product that you can buy, they can't buy anywhere else. You know, some new shirt designs,

new four color demons, trucker hat. I know people love the trucker hat. Oh, yeah. We're gonna do a trucker, four color demons hat. Oh, that's cool. We're also gonna It's the same company that makes the yeah, because I gotta say these hats are the best. Oh, I F a yeah, legacy and great, but yeah, we're gonna do a whole bunch of a whole lot that kill Dan shit. We normally push on People, yeah, oh, you can't even joke I read I read on Reddit that it's like they even admit the patreon sucks

It's like fucking it's a joke Well, we're like, I we can't believe they pay for this you know It's like I can't believe they pay for we did so much over this past weekend Right. Oh my god this week. Yeah over four days. Yeah, you were texting me. I was getting like messages from like the front line And mom They're so fun. We did some kiss shit that was so fucking fun. You're like, it was so fun. We did some kiss shit that was so fucking fun. Yeah.

Like really fun to do. Using the green screen I might add. Oh yeah, but the, but we're also like all the stuff that we're going to be selling and the exclusive studio store. Then in February, we're going to, we're going to, you know, open that up to people they can order on our website. Oh really? To March, yeah.

Oh, that's great. Moving away from March table. Gonna be all like in-house. Well, we're gonna still kind of keep these stuff at March table two, but they'll be stuffed out, you can only get on our site though. Store exclusive. Yeah, store exclusive stuff.

People love that. Because I heard that people, you know, who aren't on the gift tiers of Patreon have been, I've been getting some emails over the last couple of years being like, you know, even neglected the people who can't afford merchandise, you know, by solely, you know, putting out cool stuff. I think we put out some of the coolest shit though. I see what they're saying though.

They're saying like, well, we want to buy cool stuff. Yes. So we're going to try to offer some cool stuff to people who aren't on those gift tiers. And, you know, it's all, you know, we're not fucking reinventing the wheel. It's just t-shirts, but they're cool fucking t-shirts. They're bad as t-shirts.

So, like I said, the trucker hat, you know, there'll be skulls. We're definitely going to have skulls. You're going to be like, you're one stop shopping for skulls. I told my daughter, because my daughter's gonna be handling the mail order of this new merchandise. And I say, we gotta finally put all the skulls together, because there was no need to put the skulls together.

Like, take the skulls out of the little bag, put them in the cardboard box, put the straw in, and then put the money in. Because we never had to reorder themorder them like I'm hurtable. They never needed a reorder because they never sold. So I told her I was like, we finally got to put them together now so we can so we can have some to bring to the red bank new location and you can have some here to send out and you need to send some out because they also will be on the website too. And she started to put them together. It was even more than I thought was fucking down here. It was just like staggering when I walked into the bedroom

and I saw as a fucking little boxes of those skulls everywhere. So we're probably gonna have a blowout of on skulls in February when the website launches. Yeah, like when the store opens, it's like everybody has special deals when they first open. Yeah, we're probably gonna go at least 10% off those goals.

Oh, Steve, better get down here. Yeah, we got to do something. There's something we got. There's got to be some way to have an uptick in those goals. Something that's got to be done. I don't know what it is. But, you know, we'll think about it from now.

If I won't score, get four free. Yeah. I don't know. Maybe it's like we'll think about it from now. Five won't skull get four free. No. No. No, no, no. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no.

No, no, no. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no. We'll see what happens. It's a pretty sweet deal. I'd say we got to just get rid of them at this point I mean I'm gonna work you mean the fear That will die with them at this point if I do something to get rid of them really I mean we're older too

So it's even more likely I don't know if we're ready young strap 20-year-old bucks. Maybe we don't I really overestimated the demand for these things though I thought for sure that like like we would sell it at first on I'm ever told the guy who made them and painted them us like we'll be doing reorder soon yeah I was like don't click don't fucking take any other jobs bro don't put your paintbrush away yeah like I know for a fact we'll be ordering we'll be ordering another like you pallet yeah but he's motherers. He just randomly pick it up his phone. Hello He has an article for me in three years Hopefully he started taking other jobs. Did you think did it? Should we number them?

Like limited edition like it's too late. There's there's something you know That's like half of the run got out the door. Okay. It's like fuck no there's something, you know, that's half of the run got out the door. Okay, it's like, fuck no, I'm not numbering. Okay, exactly. Yeah. And when he says, should we? Yeah, it's like, should somebody else number them? She should have unspecified employee number them?

Because she's going like, how would you get a cell? These were, and I'm like, I don't know. I just don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I just don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Don't question me about these things. You should give them to Alicia, let her bring them the schools, so you can sell a couple on the side. There have to be some kids that are into the devil there.

You know, I was thinking maybe a re-designing of the box they're in to take our faces off of it. You think that's what's still there? Makes it not a spooky one, right? Yeah, like she was gonna bring it to school maybe, you know, something without three middle-aged dudes on the box Would maybe help to move them to the younger crowd But that would just be means sinking more money into them at this point and we've got I'm working out our images with a sharpie

We're just with a piece of brown tape. It's bad. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I've ordered a lot more conservatively on the new product. So, so we'll see what happens. I'm not gonna fucking get caught like I did with the skull so ever again. Well, we got to do Q queue, right? That skull movie. Yeah. And then they'll be in demand. Then people will win. Then people will wish.

Why? Because you wrote a script. Well, no, I meant a script, but then have to get right into a video. I guess that's the second part. A process that could take usually a decade. Yeah, okay. That's right.

That's right. I'll just put them back up on the shelf. I'm like, wait, they're going to be flying off the shelves pretty soon. A lot of people waiting on the on the on the skulls to actually turn a profit. Like I got you painted them for the second run. And now Caitlin is. Poor girl. Now are you excited about moving?

Like, is it like, because the new place looks like it's going to be really cool. It's much bigger. It's it's going to be brand spank and new. The carpet's going to be or that's going to be no carpet's going to be the floor is going to be new. Am I excited about moving? I know I know moving is actually a pain in the ass. I meant to about actually being in a new location. It's tough because on one hand, you could be like, like okay what is this place need more than anything? Some new blood, something new, something new to get people to be like I gotta come see the new stash you know because so that on one hand is I think going to be a nice little kickstart to the to the new place. People are gonna

want to come and see it but on on the other hand, it's like, this has been my home away from home for 20 years. Right. There has been very few weeks where I was in here, at least a couple hours out of those. So it's going to be very strange to not step foot back in here ever again at the end of the way. So it's going to be very strange to not step foot back in here ever again at, you know, at the end of the month. Right. A lot of magic was made in between these four walls.

Yeah. Thank you, but all what are you saying? You got a busion here? No, I, you know, at my old job, I hope my old boss isn't, isn't listening. Right. But I, but, um, I own that fucker. Yeah. My seat is everywhere. I recall that. I was a little over there with the fucking, and it was black light to be all over. Yeah, that was my go-to place because I didn't have a house then. A lot of kids running around with DNA on their clothes.

But since the stage is open, I was fucking married at a child. So there would be no reason. Yeah, there would be no reason whatsoever to come in here. Come on down to the basement. Yeah, there's magical. Yeah, there'd be no reason whatsoever. I wrote over what I want to do. Any kind of shenanigans here though. I remember that was only one time. There was a couple times I almost got caught there, but there was one time because I'm so stupid of me though, but I kept a sleeping bag. I kept a sleeping bag there. Wow.

I think a homeless guy is fucking living in the wreck when they're not there He went to Dick sporting goods and got betting. Yeah, that's how busy he was getting He's like I'm gonna make a capital investment Nice So so I had there was this closet where all the all the sporting equipment was in. And then I say sporting equipment. It was sporting equipment for children. So it was like all plastic stuff. So it was like a plastic wiffle ball bat, a plastic set of bowling pins and a bowling ball,

plastic tennis rack, it's kick balls, footballs, just jinn and the closet. The closet was always in disarray. It would always get cleaned once a month, but for the most, well, not even, but at the beginning of the summer it got cleaned. And then it wouldn't get cleaned again until the beginning of the next summer. So I shoved the sleeping bag under there,

under all that shit, and that's where I knew it was. It's far better places for me to hide it than there. Under all that shit and that's where I knew it was. It's far better places for me to hide it than there. And one day in the boss who is a really good friend of mine, but I still wouldn't, I wouldn't know how you would take that because I never told them. He just opened that closet and just started pulling stuff out. And I'm there watching it. And I'm like, I'm thinking like, he's probably not going to go all the way to the bottom. He's just pulling everything out and then he pulls the sleeping bag out.

And I'm just like, oh, fuck. And he just threw it to the side as if it was meant to be in there. What? He didn't even click with him that there was a sleeping bag in there. He's just lower the hockey stick here about to hit him with it.

Yeah, but that was close that I thought he was going to be like, that fucks just doing it here. I don't know if you would even ask me. There were so many people in and out of that place that he may not even thought that it was my sleep and back. Something it's densled in it, Walt. Yeah, probably. Yeah, someone else probably would have been blamed before you.

Yeah. I went down there one time because I knew he would get busy and I was with my friend, Rob Gleets. And he was on the fire department, not the fire department, but like the reserve fire department or something. And he had this huge spotlight with him. So we were driving around all over town

and we would see people that we knew. And you would see, I didn't have a car at the time. So he saw my wife, who was then not my wife. If he saw the car, he knew we put it. And you would see, I didn't have a card at the time, so I saw my wife, who was then not my wife. If you saw the car, he knew I was there. Uh-huh. There'd be no reason for that car to be there at 11 o'clock at night. We drive by and we see his car there.

We're like, let's pretend he's busted. So we take this high intensity, like, when did the window, and we're like, please come out. He's come out. I'll just see him in the window. Which is really stupid in retrospect because if there was a cuff band, we're shining a lot. It didn't get that far though.

I was like, you know it would be funny. Yeah, that's it. I would have these elaborate setups. There was a room upstairs where there was kind of nothing was in it. I would set up the bag and I would have a little TV that had a little VCR in it. And we would rent movies and get something to eat. And I'd do the guys, well watch a movie or up there. But it was like, it was for a guy who was only making like 30 bucks a week. Yeah, it sounds like kind of a fun youthful setup. I like it.

Yeah, that's where that was our place for many a week. Yeah, it sounds like a kind of a fun, youthful setup. I like it. Yeah, that's where that was our place for many a year. That in the pond, a little duck pond. Yeah, a duck pond, yeah. But even, you're right, even if you're to revisit it, like go to the duck pond, it's like, oh, why? It's suck. Yeah, it's just, there's no, and if you get caught, like, oh, I got caught many times.

Yeah, cops would come by and they always, I never felt the cops were as angry as much as they would want to see whoever with me. They've got those lights in the fucking windows. Never got a ticket or anything, but boy, there was so many times. So where they would pull you out and be like, what are you doing? Pull me out of the car and then ask her the same questions like what are you doing? Like to see if we matched up. So can you see my erect penis?

Like the fuck I think I'm doing shine that light a little lower. You can figure it out. Get it on. He would just be like, you gotta get out of here, this private property. Always, yeah. Was it that one? It was on the side of a street.

Well, there was a house right next to it, though. I wouldn't believe me. If I, if I own that house, you look out the window, you're like, see that ass going up and down. I would be like, I would be me if I if I own that house you look at the window you're like I would be like I would be pretty annoyed too that car's back again Looks like they're watching a movie in the car never Well Walt I hope she never left her underpants in your car because She wouldn't need me undies then

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Hopefully everyone's forgotten about that ham-handed segue into the spot. I think you're okay, I'll wrap it up. I can wrap it up. You really came back and pulled it together with the... Their bottoms are the tops. Oh, thank you. I think I won't give back over. Well, I think you saved it.

It was nose-diving and you steered it right back up into the... So hard job, though. Oh, yeah. Every week, you're the one that's got to find the segue and and get in there. Yeah this week alright maybe maybe a little stilted but we got the job. We got seven days from now to figure out the next. I have to give it some more thought. Even Tom Brady's been having a rough rough go. Yeah supposedly. It's tough. Everybody's blaming him as if it's the fucking all his fault. But they do they credit him when they win though. Yeah, they do.

Yeah, you got to take it then. Yeah, he hasn't complained once, but I know I mean you, you've got to take it. I know he can handle it. Yeah, but there's a lot of issues going on down there in Tampa that are not all his fault. Is he playing great? No. Is it his fault? They're not winning. I mean, it's certainly not all his fault. No, do you think it's it's the I mean because he's on a totally different team. So if he's winning with. Well, I think but they're asking him to be they're asking to do things that he

is never been really great at, which is like being a mad bomber, throwing a ball 40 yards down field constantly, and that's not his game. His game was like he would pick you apart slowly. Like he was death by a million cuts. He would be throwing these outs to the running back. You know, we have these check downs, and now he's just like, they're forcing him to throw the ball down the field, which are low percentage plays though. When you're trying to throw the ball, you know, 50 yards down field constantly. And I just don't think the coach is the right fit for a 43 year old Tom Brady. Do you think he's done that after this?

No. I think that coach may be done. I think that coach may be done. I think, you know, maybe he he they try to bring in a guy who Know is what the like the strengths of of of a 43 year old Tom Brady at this point. Yeah, and go with those strengths other than being like okay You're the greatest Now play like you were you know play like a way you've never played before though. Yeah, and which is a startling that they Word on the same page to begin with.

You know, I mean, could they be like, we're going to get this guy in. He's great. So all the time we're going to let him do whatever he wants to do. They kind of did let him do what he wants to do in terms of the roster. He wanted to bring in some of his, some of the guys he's had a success with in the past, like Grunkowski

and a guy he's fallen in love with, but really hasn't played with all that much in brown. I can't remember the guy's first name but he's kind of a psycho though. He's had a lot of problems and he got to spend it but he wanted them really badly so they brought him in but still not click Antonio Brown and they it's just not clicking now right now. But there's doesn't matter because, there's what, I don't know if you ever heard this guy call him a Holmes. No.

It's like a man amongst boys. Like there's nobody gonna beat this guy. You got a Holmes was the new Tom Brady, right? Well, I said this, I said this one, Tom Brady beat him two years ago. Right, I remember. That this guy is going to fucking break all his records and go and maybe the only guy that has a chance of winning as many

Super Bulls as he has because I've never seen anything like this guy. He's just, it's like he's playing a video game. Wow. And everybody else doesn't know how to play the video game. She's like when you play that video game and like how all these teenagers that are fucking constantly knocking you down. That's what it looks like. You know, he is at ease and he could just do whatever he wants to do at whim. That's interesting. And I don't know if there's any. I thought the Saints could beat him because the team that's going to beat him has to put up 40 points, I think, which is startling.

That means I can never have a punt or a turnover. They've got to score on every possession to beat him. And that puts an unbelievable amount of pressure on the other teams Offense that knows that that kind of like error margin is So razor thin or you're to go because you have to score 40 points to beat this guy So it's must be a joy because you know what you're looking at when you see that so it's not a joy because I want Tom Brady to be that forever Sure, but I know it's

Like all right like Tyson just had that exhibition I didn't want I heard he actually didn't do bad I heard like you're a free sage and everything. But it made me be like let me look at videos of Tyson in his prime because I forget what it looked like and it's on Tiger. It's it's a lion. I showed sage recently we sat there and watched fight after fight that Tyson had because she's real into boxing and shit and it's it's unreal that the dude's size and just look he looks like a brick wall. You can't get a hit on. And he knows

it that he knows he's untouchable. He knows that there's not a chance that he was moving so fast. He was avoiding every punch. And then knocking you out with one punch, I could have believed it. The other punch is that he throws you like, holy shit that might have killed me. Is there any scenario? Any scenario?

Be it, obviously in a boxing match, it's not gonna happen. But any other scenario in which is any sort of fight that you can conceive of that I Win against Mike Tyson win. You just mean just they stay conscious for around no actually win. Yeah Cheating's a lot. All right, but then you then you would have he would you would have to turn him into Remember that remember that Metallica one video. Oh That old that old fucking Johnny got his gun Remember that remember that Metallica one video. Oh Fuck

Johnny Lags and then you beat the shit I'm like like a fucking torso my Right and I have the opportunity to grab it weapons and like oh you have a gun Well, let's let's Tyson and it doesn't have a gun in a gun fight yet. You'll win I can't even get a gun in a gun fight. Yeah, you'll win. I got it. That's the scenario.

Let's just say there's a typical bar. Okay. Right. And I don't think I can either. So that's not what I'm saying. But I'm just, if there's a typical bar and my ties into me going to an argument for whatever reason. And he's like, I'm going to beat the shit out of this guy.

What recourse do I have aside from just getting beaten into paste? Is there a scenario where using my wits? Yes. There is. You think so, right? Like Richard Prior when he was in, he was in jail. He said he used to make people laugh. Oh yeah.

That's how you get the shit out of him. Okay. You could do some impractical jokes and shit. I think he recognizes you. No, no. This is just, this is just all, everything's even. I like foul. Yeah.

I mean, you're gonna die for that Tyson at my fuck. Or is any scenario that I'm gonna, that I'm gonna fight with that guy just end in my doom? I'm surprised, I'm surprised if you contemplated this. Oh yeah. Really? I don't know. I don't know. I mean, a street fight is different than a fucking ring.

That's my point, right? So, and you have, you've probably been in more street fights in Tyson. I don't know about that. Yeah. He was a mugger for a while. You've been, but wait a minute. You turn me around on this, cause didn't you get knocked,

didn't you get your tooth knocked out in Germany, you just smiled. Yeah, oh, I, I used to be able to take a beating, but not putt ice in punches. I've, I've taken on dudes bigger than me in one, but not that level. I've see it, we were in Kiwis and I saw him confront a guy totally in the wrong.

Totally in the wrong confront a guy totally in the wrong. Totally in the wrong. Confront a guy that's like twice his size, like going up to him like chastichest. I don't think at the time I was drunk. No, we were on our way to getting drunk. Yeah, we were on our way. Yeah. He wasn't there yet.

No, he doesn't back down. I was willing to throw, I was willing to fucking throw it down with that guy. I thought his girlfriend. Yeah. No, no, no. I know I take it back. You know what?

I think he might be so stunned. Yes. That guy from practical jokers wants to throw down. Yeah. And in his saying like, I'm gonna fucking fuck you up Tyson. And like, let's go and you take a shirt off and you're fucking. He's like shadow boxing and shit. You know what? You you might have the upper hand because you are a brawler, a street brawler. I know. I'm not. Have you seen the muscle on him? There's a referee there.

There's boxing gloves. Cutes and fucking deal with that bullshit. Yeah, that's true. That's true. He's a bare knuckle fighter. Dude, I'm in the trenches. When's the last fight you got into? When would you say it's been a while, right? Last time you're on the cargo, probably. It's been a long time.

I was definitely on the fire department, but early going. So maybe 2006, 2007. I think it would be the quickness that would get you. It just is so fast. But you don't think like I could grab like a fucking like the bar tennis like pairing knife and like like we are a pole sticker something. Yeah, that's what that's what I'm saying.

Everything's at my disposal. Absolutely. You think I can get them? Absolutely. You're fucking nothing. The comforting courage in case you meet someone like. Well, it's right, you know. I'm not going to tie you know what what right you know what

what what you think what i would be terrified though is that you smash him over the face like you fucking what it's a redgy jackson yeah home run and you fuck it just looks at you goes yeah

and it's like now you're on his backside that's just who can run faster and it's still probably It is unbelievable the the punches that he delivers to the people in the ring It's crazy Like you just can't believe a person a punch another and the guys like they a lot of times They don't fall down sometimes they fucking fall down immediately Same thing with MMA like I'm not a big MMA guy, but when I do watch it

I'm like how does somebody take a knee to the face like that and knock it knocked out? I don't know. And it's why I don't like watching MMA. How do people want to do it? Their brain casing has to be stronger. It's gotta be. Like thicker skull.

Because you know what knocks you out, right? It's your head bouncing or your brain bouncing around, right? It's your brain bouncing around in your skull. So their brains got to be tighter. They're wired tighter. Maybe we should get 148. Am I right about this? Come on over for a second Why No, I really need just I need your intelligence on this one. Yeah, we need a 148 on this will be nice Why y'all all of a sudden your gun shine now? Yeah, why what happened? I just got spanked for showing you the hand Now correct me if I'm wrong

Isn't it when someone gets knocked out is because their brain bounces up against their skull cap, right? Well, that's that's a concussion. That's the brain hitting the side of the skull and then that you know causes swelling So what causes unconsciousness? That I'm not sure Yeah, a lot of times it says like the perfect punch to knock somebody out is like right here like right on the side of the jaw Right like that's what you're supposed to be going for On the chin like underneath the chin like like an upper cut like like that dude on the bus you ever see that video It's just like some lady was given this bus driver. Oh my god. You never saw a guy come from so low the bus driver got pissed

He gives this another black lady an upper cut. Oh my god he got pissed, he gives this another black lady an upper cut. He hit a lady. Oh my god, didn't he hit her? It was crazy. Unbelievable. It happened to him. I'm sure he got fired. I don't recall.

I think he didn't. I think he was. Because she attacked him first. She attacked him, yeah. She attacked him first and sustained. He was like trying for a long time and finally, it was like, I gotta give her a crack. She won Connery style.

It was not his first upper cut. Oh, it looked like Street Fighter Like a fucking like the form was unbelievable He just came up and like jammed her But what do you think it is that causes someone to be more susceptible to being knocked out than somebody else because is there is it possible that Hardhead it is is an actual thing I would guess it would be the the cushioning the the brain. You may have more fluid around the brain, which could allow the brain to move around without impacting the skull. But again, I'm not, you know, well, versed on that. Then what the fuck are you sitting here for? I tried to plead ignorance,

but showing some humility over here. I like it. Yeah. I liked that he got you know that he said he's not sure and he's not an expert though very Christmas That what do you want to talk about your toenails? I know it bothered you that someone said that you had no you said that is not true You read you're you listen to the episode I did not say that you had nasty as toenails I said you had nasty as fingernails, okay, but they were at one point. Brie called it out. Not me No, he said I was letting him you know, you said I was letting him go. Oh, yeah, look like a ten coat nails Yeah, yeah, yeah, Brie did it not me. Okay. No one mentioned your toes. Okay. Yeah, I thought you're fingernails We're gonna a lot of control, but you know, you know, as your friend that this is where he gets up. He's pissed Oh, it's too much you just like

It's crazy. I don't know if that's called for. Well, the video leading up, like, it's not called for. You should never be reacting like that, ever. Especially put aside the gender optics of it. You're a city worker. You shouldn't be, but like, the way she was going after him, it's not like you're like, what did he do? Not just not stop at her stop. Oh, I don't know. I don't think you can make it out. I think it's pretty fucking, it's not like you're like, what did he do? Not just not stop at her stop? Oh, I don't know. I don't think you can make it out. I think it's pretty fucking,

it's chaotic on that bus and it's just cracks it. But I know bus drivers, and they all tell me it's the worst fucking job in the world. They hate it. I don't know a bus driver, and I know about five of them that likes their job. They're all like, it's just the fucking worst. I can't imagine it's fun. Driving and traffic. Yeah. People being annoyed constantly because they don't want to be on a bus. He's like the fair. He's like, don't

I want to pay the fair. They just gone. They like fuck you. They go to the back of the bus. You have to learn to just not take it personally. So what does he do when they don't pay the fair? Nothing. He's driving. So it's a non-written rule. You can ride the bus for free. Yeah. Here you go. It didn't sound like there was any shortage of people who knew. I'm going to take It's a non-written rule you can ride the bus for free. Yeah It didn't sound like there was any shortage of people who knew I take the bus to work tomorrow for free If you want to be that person It says Twisting and pulling can cut what happens when you're knocked unconscious It says twisting and pulling

when you're knocked unconscious. It says twisting and pulling causes brain circuits to break or lose their insulation and we get kinked up and that shuts off part of the brain. If you're part of the brain stem, if the part of the brain stem responsible for consciousness is affected, then you get knocked out. So it is kind of your head. Ever get knocked out, you? I've been knocked out. Yeah, I've knocked out very very shortly for like seconds. Yeah, but I was out It's a weird feeling Didn't feel anything I like a concussion and I didn't come to till the next day whoa really yeah, I got punched and

I didn't even know I got punched because I'm sitting there talking to the guy you're trash talking and I didn't even know I got punched because I'm sitting there talking to the guy, you know, trash talking. And I didn't even know what was going on. And I'm talking to him and then it was such a quick knockout though and a quick recovery that I'm talking to him and all I could see was blue, light blue. And I'm going, what's going on? I'm like, what the fuck just happened? Why am I seeing blue in my head? And what I was seeing was the sky.

It was a perfectly blue sky because I was on, I knocked down I was I was on my back oh shit yeah we got up and I'm sorry no I actually got the three were going down and throw and punch in and everything and it was all yeah I was 18 I was 18 and it was it of the, probably the last fight I was ever in, but I heard the guy died recently. Not for the past couple years, yeah. He had repercussions. He lived there for the rest of his life. I had broken his face and I really smashed his face in with a... Right, yeah.

There you go. Let them know they've been in a fight. Oh, yeah, because I mean, it wasn't like I didn't walk away with anything either though. It was everybody walked away with some injuries that were life long because I definitely fucked up my shoulder in it. Oh, shit. And I never got it repaired. So when I was like playing things or doing things, if something made my shoulder go

back, it was my left hand shoulder, it would kind of pop out for a second. And it never, I never got it repaired. It still does it. What happens when it pops out? Like, do you, how do you feel when it pops out? Because I had my shoulder pop out once. Yeah, but you get sweaty and shit.

Yeah, that happened to me. Yeah. One of the kids at the wreck came up. She was metantina Traparo. She was messing around. And she just hit me from behind. Like, gave me a little shoulder check. And she just hit me in the right spot.

My whole shoulder popped out. I was like, holy shit. Then it popped back in, and I was like, sweating like a pig. You might have to go into some form of shock, right? I had a neighbor, I think I've told this before, I had a neighbor who got into a fight, and he was a great football product. Like, he was training with the giants and stuff like that.

Like, he was in high school, everybody thought he was going to go. He was an excellent player. He got into a fight and a parking lot on Staten Island. Punch the guy once, broke his neck and killed him. That totally ruined his life. You told this or I've heard about this, I think. Yeah, I feel like it's something I would have told before.

Yeah, like he never, he was, I guess, a lot of legal troubles. Well, yeah, he turned himself in and it was ever you know It was it was a parking lot fight. He didn't he wasn't picking on the guy They had words and they just got into a fight and he hit him the wrong way and broke his neck Nobody was like you're you killer Everybody was like wow that's fucking why you probably shouldn't be punching people when you're 10 feet tall But so was the other guy so it wasn't like a thing. And then once I punched a guy out in the cargo, and I punched him with one punch and all

I can think about, he went down and his head hit the ground and everybody was like swarming around them. And all I can think about was that my neighbor. And I was like, well, I was like, oh my God, did I just fucking, did I just ruin my football career? Yeah, I just fucking kill this guy Um, plus I liked him. He was he was a friendly. I was friendly with them But yeah, it was fucking crazy. I did his head make that thump and sound when it hits the floor It didn't hit the floor because he went against the bar and then I kind of went down and then it's on the thing

But it slid down and then I felt so guilty like the rest of the night fucking slapping in the face He slapped me in the face, but he was having a slapping contest, which is that I don't know why anybody would take part of anyway. And I went near him and I guess that I was friendly with them, so he slapped me and I didn't even think about it. I just fucking punched him and I just connected in the right place. He says, you know, nothing about me is like, I'm going to punch people out one punch and he went down.

I felt so bad. And the next time I saw me, it a huge fucking black guy and he's like my mother hates you. I'd be like then don't slap people asshole. That is I didn't want to be slapped like you should like what were you what were you supposed to do in that moment just slap a hand print on your face. I think I was supposed to slap him back as like part of the oh part of the game. Yeah wasn't my type in game again nice guy but but yeah his eyes. I, it wasn't my type of game. Again, nice guy, but, but yeah, his eyes, I like, it was out probably because of drinking. This would be probably the

wrong. Oh, I wasn't drinking. I had just walked in. It was like within five minutes, me walking in. He most likely was drinking. That's what the cargo was like back then. We knew a guy who same thing happened to his outside of bar, in town, Larry Fecto. Oh yeah, he died. Yeah, a kid who, like, going to school with him all through elementary school and high school, you're like, eventually it's gonna end badly for this kid.

Cause he just was always like wild. He lived with his grandparents. And as soon as you live with your grandparents, you know something's gonna be messed up. And he was outside a bar in town and he got into a little scuffle with some guy. The guy hit him, he fell back, hit his head and died. And it's that simple. And then the dude ran off and tried to hide.

Is that the plot point of Conair? I don't remember. I don't remember. He gets sent to jail because he got into a bar fight and ended up killing the guy by accident. I don't remember the setup to Conair. I mostly remember the planes exploding and stuff like that But yeah, don't hit people anymore. I guess is the thing Yeah, I mean do you find you even have many opportunities again to affect like nobody ever really says anything to me or I guess the older

You get the less likely like you have noticed a star on You don't run in those circles anymore. Yeah, but you saw out, you know, go to a bar, see what happens. Remember that guy that punched me? You're slapping people. Oh, he hit him with a brick. He was like just because his girlfriend liked him. Yeah. So he just came out of nowhere and just fucking hit him.

Well, I think it was twice he got hit out of nowhere at a bar or something. That's the one I remember. That was in Pittsburgh. And then he said when he was working at the video store one day, somebody came in and threw a brick in it and put it in the face. All right, that was before he was in the movies. That was, I think it was after clerks.

I think it was post clerks. This guy was on the dog was set and purposely punched him because his girlfriend thought he was cute. Right. And you're like, that's fucking, that's a shit way to go through life. about these motherfuckers punching you yeah that would be like you know what then why don't you fucking go home with him bitch and then

that would be the end of it why would I punch muse for being cute I don't know he's a fucking cutie guys god damn dreamboat yeah there we go there's museers were ringing all right I'm not even gonna try to make a fucking smooth segue into this, because I don't even have any. You don't have anything cute you can segue into from that. What's the product? Product, baby, is Raycon.

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some of them. I got some. Most related to the old stash. Mostly related to the old stash. But I got some good ones here. We've had a lot of fun. I got some. Most related to the old stage. Mostly related to the old stage, but I got some good ones here. We've had a lot of fun here over the years, but most of the fun we've had here over the years have been on Mike and everybody's heard of the Reddy. I can reminisce about it.

I don't happen to do that, yeah. Just even if like to go back and re-look at something that maybe we did on air here through, you know, just talk about like your favorite episodes recorded here. Like your hamburger eating contest. Oh yeah, I remember that. Yeah, the white castle. And you fucking beat down Mike's apsoc in the hamburger eating contest. Yeah. You want to do that again? No. That was probably eight years ago.

I think the main was like soaking the buns in water. Yeah, that's because he saw a real competitor eat or do that. Yeah, I think it can actually see that on YouTube. Oh yeah. Somewhere. Yeah. Yeah. So we put it in.

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Would you, Walt, I brought this up the brine the other day. New stash, ComboCman second, second, the next generation. Would you be willing to start shooting another TV show? I'm sure I would, but I think that boat has sailed, I think, as we, you know, be the golden, the golden girls version of Compactman at this point. Yeah. Gold and palace, baby.

Yeah. I just don't think that there's a, there's a, it's not very appealing to anybody in network to have like four old white guys. I don't know, man. I hear a lot of people talk about how they like it. Yeah. I know but that network though would have to be like okay. There's a we got what we got Chinese guys. That's right. It's a three old white guys. I don't know why I said four. I was talking about that. Maybe you

think of my show. Yeah, they do it. Yeah, I know but like they but there's a different there's a different vibe in the country now. I think that there would be they want a bit younger and a bit more diverse I think I think so that's just me maybe I'm wrong. Well, maybe that's part of the adjustments No, I was thinking you pitch it the true for us. I was thinking that's what I was thinking I was like maybe I could maybe I could try because You know leadership a true TV turns over every three years. So now we're way past you can get a producer credit Yeah, it's pretty sweet, huh? Yeah, I gave a producer credit to Mrs. Five the other night. Oh, yeah Yeah, I was thinking about I was thinking about like in the new year

Maybe going in and pitching a revival But what if you had to hire like maybe maybe you need to hire like, get up, maybe a comp of girl geek. What, I can't work with women? No, I think that's what I'm saying. I said, these are the things we got to listen. You know how approachable he is. What do you love me?

I think a girl geek could work just not the girl geek that we had. I think there's somebody out there who would be a natural fit as far as the humor is concerned. A nationwide search. For the perfect, comic nerd chick. Yeah. Chick's probably not the right word choice of words though. Oh my god, we're done already. So you'd be up for it. You'd be willing to do it. Absolutely. Oh, you never seemed too happy when you were making the show It was as long as my crew could come back You're my old you know, I'm gonna show it all the guys JB

Tom yeah, I missed those poker names Jeremy all those guys Christian. Yeah, yeah, Christian's wife Yeah, Melissa. Yeah, I'm gonna sniff around. I'll see what I could do when the one the new year goes around It would be amazing. It would be amazing. It would be amazing if we did it again. Just one last season. Yeah. Just, can you get us six episodes? Like they only want six episodes.

Yeah. You ratings were not cancelable ratings. You're reading so good rating. Even at one o'clock in the morning. That's what I'm saying. It's like, you know what happens? Same thing that happens to a lot of networks as somebody knew came in and they're like fuck these guys

And everybody they said that everyone at the network was like really why tell them we'll shoot on video to cut down the costs Why you filmed that I'm 30-feet or a millimeter? We're working on a video Oh, what what that looked like filmed to me. No, no What is this 1970 shooting fucking soap opera? See shit going shoot 50 minutes at a time before the real set of you turn out 3d cameras that they used So that was that that looks like film stock though Like when I see video I think like so proper or all the family that tapes

Yeah, yeah, first they were shooting with those many that tapes. I think eventually they want to cards They just want everybody's own cards. Yeah. Yeah. It would look good. Yeah. I mean, like I said, even that late, we were we were pulling decent ratings. So if we got put into a spot where it was like even 11 o'clock, dude, you told me those ratings. And I was like, that is that on True TV is a fucking hit show. A hit show. Without a doubt, I was like, there's no reason why. So I'm going to bring it up. Really? A meeting? I, I am, we were working on it.

I don't want to reveal too much, but working on a new deal for more of the same that everybody's used to. And then, and in that, threaten to hold out. Well, you won't, so you won't go back to work on the joke Yeah, let's try different around some striking science No CBM no BQ right Great the thing I think the deal to be would be like look yes CBN and I'll see you're on it more

And like it was supposed to be in the beginning. Yeah, yeah, and see, that might be enough because they're pretty happy with us right now. Our ratings have been stronger than ever. Didn't need me to come in for this meeting. I think it'll be. First, I don't work with chicks. I don't care if I call them chicks. It's the way I am. You're gonna have to get used to it.

Yeah. I wanted to make sure that I am, you're gonna have to get used to it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I wanted to make sure that I was something you'd be up for. I mean, I knew I didn't have to ask Ming. You know, and I assume Mike would enjoy it as well. Sure. But like, you know, it'd be great to, we're gonna miss the grand opening, because obviously it's right around the corner and everything,

but a new store. Yeah. A new, maybe a new staff person, BQ is now, how do we get you in? Are you now just like you're like, we're pretend you're half owner of it now? Yeah, we'd have to do something like that. No, I mean, like, I'm like, you might be able to buy half of it though, I mean, I think you get a good deal on it.

I mean, it's a, you think that, you think if I think you get a good deal on it. I mean, it's a, you think that, you think if I went to Kevin, and I was like, Kevin, look, I talked the truth. They're willing to, they want to bring about, they're excited. The one thing is like, I have to own half the business because that's going to be my vector into the show. You want my, yeah, my opinion? Is this tough because both of you guys are dear friends, but

I don't know I mean the state of the comic books and the state of retail I mean, I don't I would be like I would be surprised you'd want to buy half of it I think it's gonna be I think it's gonna be an effort a herculean I'm ruined effort to to make this one fly like I said I think we'll get that initial push Right when we do the reopen, but I'm really concerned about what one fly like I said I think we'll get that initial push right when we do the reopen But I'm really concerned about what the number what the amount of people walking in because there's nobody coming in now But that to me is part of the drama like new store. How do we build it back up? Will it stay open is America ready for fucking to go out again Hey, do you remember these guys that you love you?

Oh my god, they're riding high now. They're a little low. They might go out of business. Yeah, but it comes in a new owner. We might, one of them is got it with one foot on the fucking box ready to step off. Yeah. Got a new strand of snack, right? Yeah. Well, I mean, just in general. Yeah, but he's like that all the time.

Yeah, dude, I think there's something there. I think there might be something there. And then you come in, you're like, you're an old dear friend and you're like, I'm gonna put, I'm gonna sink. I think there might be something there. And then you come in, you're like, you're an old dear friend and you're like, I'm gonna sink, I'm gonna buy half the business. I don't know if this is a good investment for me. I'm gonna whip these guys in the shape of so much comedic opportunities.

So much comedic opportunities. I think there's something there, man. I do, I think there's something fun there. Oh my God, yeah. And then we can introduce Gidham as a real full-time staff member. Yeah, there's something fun there. Oh my God. Yeah. And then like, you know, we can introduce Gidham as a real full-time staff member. Yeah, they wouldn't they wouldn't allow it. They thought he was not quite ready for camera. Well, they were right. You tried to get him into a fashion show. That was shot down. Yeah, I understand. They always felt that it was weird that they felt like it was too much

to for a viewer to swallow that like there was a new employee. That is just too much to, for a viewer to swallow that, like, there was a new employee. That is right. Just too much to introduce, too much backstory, too much like time spent, like being like, here's our new employee. Yeah. They're just rather would just go with the same thing we can do. What, you know, but dude, that sounds like a great idea. Even if they can even get like six episodes.

I want to see what I can do. Awesome. I'm going to see what I can do because we got some exciting moves we're making coming up and I think years will be open to anything I want to pitch them. And that's one of them. That'd be pretty sweet. I also talked to Kevin about this before I talked about it on air. I think he'll be up for it if another, because they shopped it around. Yeah. But I think like different networks, they wanted to make it their own.

They didn't want to kind of continue with what AMC had set up, which I don't know. I thought our format kind of worked. Right. But I mean, I think everybody's open to new ideas if they want to make their own, you know, twist on it or make it their own, not just be the AMC cookie cutter thing, not that it was cookie cutter, but I mean, they want to differentiate themselves from the CBM version, we would call it a new name. No, I think you stick comic, man, but branded. Yeah, it has to figure out something else, but I'll see if there's any interest, if I can have any bites bites. All right, I'll say, if you never need me to come in for one of those things.

Thank you. Thank you. I'll keep that in mind. I would like to see that. I would like to see you in that meeting like you're bringing a hidden camera and shit. Best of practical joke ever. Bring this guy to a meeting. Does Alicia do home schooling?

Is she doing virtual? They just started that, right right because everybody is fucking COVID I've been doing it with sage since you know the seed the school year started I maybe at my breaking point. I'm glad this Christmas thing is coming up. Why it's fucking too much dude They have like I hear it all the time that the teacher being like sage Do you have this and sage is like floundering because there's so many fucking papers that they give them and so many like it's like how do they get the papers? Well, they send the papers from the school in the mail. So like, you know, the Ditto's and should if do they still call them Ditto's worksheets on the way. Probably not probably not

nobody used the word Ditto. It's like 74. Yeah. They run them off on that big press. Yeah. The blue paper. Yeah. Um, but yesterday, it's twice, you know, she's like sage, do you know, do you have this? And I look at sage's paper, it's blank because she doesn't know what the fuck to do. And she's like, all right, we're just going to move on. And it's because she can't hold it up for the whole class. And then fucking like a like 10 minutes later, it's the same shit, you know You know, sage, do you have this and sage is like, wait, what? And I just

got some it. I was like, you know what? Fuck it. I slammed down the like the computer. I was like, just go up to your room. I was like, you're not troubled. Just go up to your room. I couldn't fucking take it another second. She's like, you hung up on my friends. I was like, you got damn right. I did. I was like, just go to your room and chill out for a little while. I can't take it, man. I look because now I'm in special needs class. I was like, you're goddamn right, I did. I was like, just go to your room and chill out for a little while. I can't take it, man. Look, because now I'm in special needs class. I'm practically an assistant because you have to keep an ear out at all time. She starts to fucking eat in the morning. Well, she does it. I can't just be like, hey, hang out for fucking four and a half hours

waiting for in case she needs something. Why? Because she's got other shit to do. You know, as you keep in the house, she's working on the advertising and shit. It's like she can't just sit there. Nor can I. Nor did we don't want to. We signed up for the fucking teachers. The way they did it last year was they would just send all the material. And then Mary Beth would sit down. It took like two hours a day. And she basically, she was her teacher. And she would teach her for the two hours. Now it's like from eight in the morning and they don't stop until 12, 10 with almost no breaks. And you could tell she's not paying attention, she's not learning shit.

Yeah, but at least she, yeah, I don't have this problem, Alicia. Really? I wonder why. Yeah, I've never had, I've never stormed into there and hung up on the teacher. You got to hang up on the teacher sometimes, I'm telling you, they just got to meet too much. She's like, do you have this, and I'm like, looking around, I'm like, where the fuck is this shit? Why isn't this shit organized?

Well, who's supposed to organize it? I don't think they just said, no, I guess me. They said all this stuff home, but I'm like, this is what they should be doing. Here's the lesson for tomorrow. Here's what you fucking need. Not in the, like just like that. Hey, find this shit.

It's like, all right, I don't know what it is Okay, it's on this sheet then they put the sheet on the computer I'm like even with my glasses. I'm like I can't see that. It's in a fucking one by one inch box But you're it but you have to also look at it from the other's point other side though It's difficult for the teachers to it must be incredibly frustrating when kids has a dog barking nonstop in the background Look at that fucking dog out of here? Can I'm outta here? I don't mean to sound that sensitive, but like, I couldn't- Can I give her away? Yeah, no.

No, couldn't you just, couldn't sage? Mm-hmm. Can we just do away with school with her for a year? And it really wouldn't affect things too much? I don't think it would bother her. I don't think- She doesn't like it. Like, what is she learning over-

I don't know. The- I don't know what she's learning. She's like, they try to teach, like today's lesson in math was about like menus and shit. So they have these menus and it's like, find the hamburger. How much does that cost? Find the fries.

How much does that cost? Find the drink, how much does that cost? Okay, now you got all the shit, now I add it all together. And then she'll take those like those items and she'll add them up. How much chain should you get? Like they work on that kind of stuff. Oh, can you just homeschool her for a year and abandon all this? That doesn't sound like you can homeschool her anymore.

But no, but the things that I would be curious. Yeah, it's the computer that's the frustrated thing. They don't have their microphone suck balls, so it's like half the time you can't hear what they're saying. And if Sage is playing something on her computer and the teachers playing the same thing on, in class, it goes, yeah, holy fuck dude. It's every day. So I'm going to Florida tomorrow.

I'm like, I'm so glad. Just for a fucking couple days, I don't have to do. What do you want to Florida for? Just to go. Just to go. Sage is gone. Yeah, yeah. Taking a ride to school, did you get a clearance to take her out?

I told her, I was like, we're going. I had to ask, what are they going to school. Do you get a clearance to take her out? I told her. I was like we're going What are they gonna do? Spies everywhere It sounds hard man. It does I'll tell you that like I I Think about it. It's tell you that. I think about it. Some of you and it sounds hard. Sometimes I'm like, I look at my life and I'm like, this is the exact opposite of everything I said

I was ever gonna do. Yeah. And the kid thing is real hard. Of course, I would never give away. Of course, I love her. Of course, I want her there. But it'll be nice when there's a little bit more independence so she doesn't rely on us so much.

Like I leave her alone for a little bit to the time like a run to like wall greens and come back. But I can't leave her alone for hours. I think I said, is there going, I mean, QQ was put, he asked, not to sound insensitive. So I'm going to do the same thing, but is there really any hope of that in the future where you can be there going to be pro long periods of time where she could be left alone? I would think I don't know. Not probably not by herself unless she I mean she still has a couple years to develop and stuff.

I mean she cooks little things by herself. Yeah, she can cook in the microwave. Oh, okay. All right. I thought you meant on the stove. Yeah, I'm like prepare me a feat. Here's the chicken for Thanksgiving. I'm cooking the microwave. Oh, okay. All right, I thought you meant on the stove. Yeah, I'm like, prepare me a feast. Here's the chicken for Thanksgiving.

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