Tell Em Steve-Dave - #463.1: The Best of Butter Lips

Episode Date: December 9, 2020

Join Bry, Walt Gitem and Tom as they take a special look back at best clips from the All New Sunday Jeff show

That's a record scratch right there Walt. The names are J. Sarge, the word is theme, and the other name is Declan. Okay, go. If there was a mount rush more of all new Sunday Gip, and you hit your 50 year old, yet you're sweet spot to golden years. If you say so. I can't feel my left arm most times. Okay. Tell them, Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell them, Steve Dave.

That's a record scratch right there, Walt, because it's not a regular Tellum Steve Dave. We tricked everyone. Oh, that's right, Brian. This is going to be a best of Tellum Steve Dave. We haven't done a best of in a long time. We did a couple very early on in Tellum Steve Dave history, but those are very, very well received episodes.

People dug those episodes on the eighth day, God created Tom Steve Dave. Remember that? People still pointed those episodes as like great episodes for re-listenability. Is that right? Is that a correct one? Is that right? Is that right, we're okay.

I was talking to Tom. So, did you know that I'm a mic? He didn't really answer you. He shook his head, yes. That's all I need it. But this episode of Tom Steve Dave is going to be a very special best of the all new Sunday Jeff show, which is available on Patreon. You know, a lot of listeners may not have heard a lot of these clips some have, but I

tasked with Declan Quinn, old Preake himself. I was like, Oh, yes. Oh, Preake. Listen to every all new Sunday Jeff show episode and give me an hour plus episode of Great Clips. And he sat and listened to the all new Sunday Jeff show for eight day straight. Mm-hmm. Eight day straight. Who's the Hattacus special? And he said, he said his brain brain felt like butter I could see why and he said that you know like everything was moving its slow motion and he

thought he had a stroke but no I said no no that's just a normal after effects that's the feeling that's how you feel it's it's that kind of drug that's that's how it feels when you listen to my show I guess yeah it's actually Sunday it's actually my my favorite show to on Patreon, like over the regular shows. Yeah. I really like the only Sunday Jeff show. We have a lot of fun with it. Now we've been doing the show for two years, right Sunday? Yeah, not even on the episodes or. You're talking there. Is there at least 20? Oh, yeah, I thought I remember a 20th anniversary.

No, we will. 20th anniversary. The I get to get to 50. It's in 18 years. Do you think like Leno or Letterman were this clueless about their own show? I've got to sublate late night show host War, even more clueless. Johnny Carson, not Johnny. I don't remember how many episodes he's doing anymore. Chevy Chase though?

Guaranteed he was clueless. He definitely had way fewer episodes to remember than Sunday's. That was a good show. I like that show. Magic Johnson too. Oh yeah. So you ready to guys to get into the first clip? Sure. Now set up this first clip Sunday.

What are we gonna hear? All right, we're gonna see. I'm not gonna say we're gonna hear it. All right, I remember this clip good. Listen to this, this is one of the earlier episodes. So this is when of the earlier episodes so All butter lips and shit so just listen to this one if you used to be all butter lips. What do we call your lips today? So let's roll right into it

You ready go hello welcome to me first. Okay, so that's I'm saying good ready. You're not here. He's like from from. Hello, I'm saying hello, you're not supposed to say hello. Well, it sounds a little too stiff. Oh, am I supposed to be like, hello. Just a little bit more natural no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no new Sunday Jeff show take two go. Hello and welcome to the for you. Hello, is that is just I felt like it was about to watch your video about the flu. Yeah, or like like I think a serial killer just said, hold on, that's all right. He's approximate. Hello, hold on. Get it, get relaxed and get in your head. Relax, you're not reading. Try not to sound like you're reading. Okay. Because you've never said the word hello before.

It's always as if it's the first time you said it is. It might be the first time. Hello, you may say. I don't think I say, I don't think I say how many times you say hello. I say hi. Alright, let's say hi. That's more comfortable. How many years have you been? How many years have you been times you say hello. I say hi. All right. I'll say hi. That's more comfortable I'm just saying hi. You're all right play with it Sunday Jeff All right

Take what is this take five three six eight six. Then we do this already With the commercial all new Sunday Jeff show opening take six go Hi, and welcome to the first episode of the all-new Sunday Jeff show. I'm your host Sunday Jeff and I'd like to kick things off with the segment. Hold on, hold on, Mike. Fuck you are doing awesome. All right, I'll do it again. I was pretty good. It was really really good, wasn't it? You were into it, right? Did it sound like a professional podcast that you listened to? Not like ours, but the ones that you like are really polished and everything.

I'm not really. They don't say hello seven times before they start to show. I don't think that'll be it. That way it's gonna make an episode you got under your mouth. Alright, go ahead, Sunday Jeff. That wasn't your fault though. You were really doing well. It was not a pretty good. Mike fucked up another podcast. He's not even on. It's not a first You were right popcorn lips that was a great clip Still popping I laugh so hard my left arm's tingling Well, I want to die 911

It's kind of great Somebody hold me all right get him this next clip. What are we gonna listen to in this next? Oh, I can't even begin to describe this But I remember it fondly Picture yeah, you know the good old days I call this was what's it called BT? Yeah, that's how time is measured in the Sunday Jeff You know us classic folks really like these episodes, you know, the B.T. episode. That's when it was really true, like the pure heart of the All New Sunday Jeff show, which is available on patreon.com. Slash T.E.S.D.

Slash T.E.S.D. There you go. Come on. Characters and Star Wars. other name for women's breasts He knows he knows to flake the ball Tom Brady quotes. Yes, good one Obama Barack Obama I didn't suck Mike's cock makes things makes say Yeah, too make what never seen it Things make sense to his wife

10 seconds I'm trying for Nebraska in here. Um, um, um, other words for sex. Yeah, three time is up. Can I take this one? Yes. Three, three, four, three, six, six. The next thing she said is divorce trial.

I don't understand it though. I don't understand why it's always the go-to though of though like things Ming says and it's Allmatically you're thinking oral sex Oh These things said okay I've spoken to people and they say without fail that kind of shit always makes them laugh no matter how many times they hear it Everything that makes my cleft though, and I think it's start your release He's the least of my concerns

We have a Patreon audience Look as long as it didn't come out of my mouth It sure did You said it, you give me answer So you knew what the answer was Everyone news with the answer was You're culpable. Culpable.

Culpable. Culpable. Culpable. Culpable. It's too good. It's too good. Was I right? I was right.

Brian, what are we going to hear next? I've come a long way, huh? You can, in these clips, you see the evolution. Right. You know, from a guy who doesn't know what he's doing to a guy who... Still doesn't know what he's doing. He doesn't really know what he's doing, but he's better at faking it. That's the Sunday gesture.

Oh wait, are we talking about Tom Stone? So what are we gonna hear on this clip, Brian? This clip, I recall, is being one of my personal favorites, mostly because I had so much to do with it Always got to be a sundaq one sundaq baby Okay Later on we're gonna replace someone so we can read. Thank you so much forehead showing you can land it air like five spinning air. I have a forehead spinning got to me. Yeah, you should wear that all the time. It's very becoming. Yeah, go pump gas.

We got three minutes in before you get to that. This is Sunday episode. I mean Sunday. I can say that stuff right? This is Sunday. I can say it as a character. Yeah, maybe this episode he can say it. I read some of this, man. It might be appropriate. Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for another visit from the Duke of Devilish Doings, the Baron of Black Arts, the Count of Conjurers and the Machia of Mumbu Jumbo, as well as my ex-Apsick's personal stylist,

Sundak, the flamboyance. I don't even know why that's funny, but it just is. Right. I was like, I don't think it was the same thing, and then I was like, I like it. I don't know why. Welcome, Home Marblemouth Mage. Thank you. Thank you, Gidham.

May the old goat who made out with the regular goat after the Super Bowl because spraying his batch of craft miracle weapon on the face of a human trafficking thing. Oh, Sundak. Tively Sundak. You say whatever one is thinking. I hold in my hand, not three, not four, not five, but six envelopes. These envelopes have been stored undisturbed since 1994 in the Flanagan family spice rack. Sundak, the first envelope superman superman superman

well i can only imagine what this could be a comic book related sundaq i like it you probably know unless it's come soup my king Ming will always opt for the latter i'm unfamiliar with that particular type of soup, Sundak. Must be an Asian delicacy. Ah, yes, it must be. Sundak, the second envelope I will hand you with my hand. Thank you.

Is he Strindland? Is he Strindland? Is he Strindland? Is he Strindland? Is he Strindland? I'm about to pop the goddamn turbine on myself Is he straddling? Is he straddling? Do it appropriately, get some upset. Is he straddling? Is he straddling? Is he straddling? The question Debbie Chen already knows the answer to when Ming is hanging out with Mike. Wow! Mike and Ming are certainly taking on the chance tonight, aren't they, Sundak?

I understand that Ming's cousin, Chin, took on Mike last night and now Ming's jealous. Wow. Okay. Let me stick it himself, couldn't conceive of a more unfortunate series of events. Sundak. The third envelope, I hope you could find it as I handed to you. Yes, I found it. Home address.

Home address. Home address. Home address. There's no way it's going to be a third, Mike and Ming. Oh, there's no way. We would go three for three. What do you? Well, guess what?

Home address. would go three for three what he will guess what home address where Ming has been in the past month and what he wore for Mike on their anniversary he's whoa my God man overly Hydrated archielly happen upon your young daughter. Oh Now that's timely And on that high note envelope number four San Diego Jeff does not want to be a tribute. No, no, no, he'll be spending the other way

Assault. Assault. Assault. Assault. What ever could it be? No way, it's about Mike and me. There's no way. No, it couldn't be.

Four for four? How Mike answered when asked, what Ming's come tasted? Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. How Mike answered when asked what Ming's come tasted? Oh! Oh! Oh! Okay. Good Lord.

May your existence be validated solely by acting as the stereotype porn of a sophomore idiot, whose bidding includes verbalizing every gay joke he can possibly think of. Wow! stabilizing every gay joke he can possibly think of wow Sunday the fifth envelope The fifth envelope envelope ought to buy This is getting crazy. This is crazy. It's like he's a medium friend. Yeah, Dubai Largest city on a native average. Yes, Dubai Ming's answer when Mike called to ask him if they needed more AIDS medicine Dubai

So first couple were fun. That was just getting we're not done yet The first couple were fun. That was just kidding. We're not done yet. This is a challenge. I think there's only one more. This is like the last one at the bowl. This is when the last sword that goes into the bowl puts them away.

This might be the card. Just a friendly reminder from the show. We all here at the all new Sunday Jeff show, getting stoned in Dubai isn't nearly as fun as it sounds. Maybe don't act so ratchet by an inadvertently glancing at a man that you aren't already the property of. Sage advice, Sundak. Sage advice.

And now it's with a very heavy heart that I must announce this is the sixth and final envelope you will be divining tonight or any other night. Wow, really? This is the sixth and final envelope you will be divining tonight or any other night. Wow really? What? This is the final Sunday? Your retiring? I guess so. I mean, I don't know, I mean.

It's true. Coming on the heels of the jokes, I mean you may have been forced into retirement so maybe it's better that you go. I just go and have a gut and it's good. Yeah, it's true. After the curtain falls, one last time, I'm hanging up my turman. Why? Thank you for your service. I heard that you're retiring to pursue a life of sailing around the world,

painting sunsets. Sounds like a dream. I have an operable brain cancer in only three months to live at most. Wow. Hush puppy. Hush Puppy! Oh! Hush Puppy? Hush Puppy. Here Jeff, let me hand you the envelope so that you can hold it to your head and divine the answer.

He's going out of the top of his game. It's from across the room. Hush Puppy. Hush Puppy. Hush Puppy. Hush Puppy. Poor Sundex. Final envelope.

Wow. What a moment this is. Let's treasure this. This let's treasure this last luckily look we have it on video treasure line as you're as you're As you're supposed to be you're reading as you're open in that Forget it Hush puppy hush puppy the command Ming gives his dog when sneaking Mike out of Puffie the command Ming gives his dog when sneaking Mike out of Ladies and gentlemen Sundaq the flam boy There's so much I wish I got

Holy shit my mouth hurts my face hurts from laughing too much Sun that you're gonna need you're gonna need fucking, what's it called? Botox, your face is gonna be so sore for your laugh. 89 Joker Batman when you gave that all that smiley. I mean, if you haven't been prompted to just run to the computer and join the Tellum's Steve Day Patreon just to listen to this show I

Don't know what else will prompt you, but if you still need more prompting There's also the Frank five rewind on there. There's also What else is on the hot pot not father flan again Tid bit posters for better than playlist. There's just so much. There's too much content Tid bit posters for better than playlist. There's just so much. There's too much content of a content. I challenge anyone to go on Patreon and find someone who offers more bang for your buck than we do I'm gonna be with that. We're gonna be waiting here a fucking long time before someone fucking meets that challenge Yeah, that's right. I'm so I'm planting myself and I'm waiting this next clip Tom was a personal Favorite pick of yours you specifically asked for this pick to be included.

So give us a little backstory of why you asked for this particular clip. I thought this clip just embodied everything that was Sunday, Jeff. It was just absolutely perfect in every way. And like normal, get them just made an ass of himself. Yes, I'm not even know as your Tom. Who's the new goat for you all? I'm really hoping you have an allergy because people, this way people will identify more.

You're not perfect. You're viewed as a God already. What if I say I'm closer to Brian being my brother than the other one? I have not allergies. Yeah. You have an allergy. That's how a man does it.

I'm pleased. Get the fuck out. No, not allergic to anything. Nope. I don't believe it. I don't care what you believe. I'm telling you the truth. No allergies. So you big dogs Cats dogs Son, where about you burn like a fucking that's all that's not allergy. That's just a normal thing If I put you in a oven You're gonna wind a burn in two after certain people or have a large reaction to the sun though. I thought that's why you were so white Oh, I don't know That's why you look like a lab rat

Where it was known on walls I don't like this song. I really know it on walls. It's like a dry towel. That's not the tail. It's a reason why my eyes turn red. Wow, what's a score, Tom? It is two to one, Brian. We are learning so much about Sunday Jeff. No allergies, no pink, and he sleeps on his back.

Side. Oh, on his back. Side. Oh, on a side. All right. Where's briefs? Boom. No one thought of that, right? No one ever wondered the Sunday Jeff, where boxers are briefs.

So we're only wondering right now, does he wear briefs? Yes. Wow. That was quick, no rambling there. He makes me wash him every I stand behind him at the counter When he reaches over looking at my ass. Did you see his beddy lines? There's something what the fuck I can see a line Tramps you're wearing nothing at all

How the fuck are you weighing in that quick on that answer? But rambling like a lunatic on all the other ones. Again, I work behind him when he's the register. And in the movies, we make downstairs. All right, you're saying, yes, he does wear briefs. Brian, I mean, the confidence. He answered, I would have to agree just to be safe to say, yes, then I have to do is agree with him with everything now and I'll win. All right, Sunday, please reveal if you're a boxer's a brief.

Well, don't just say Sunday, Jeff briefs. Do or don't? I do. Why? Why don't you wear boxers? Never had buy, never try them. Never use them. To me, they're more like shorts to me.

Like regular shoes. What brand are they, briefs? Haynes. Look, they're so cool. What what brand are they briefs? Haynes look Great white For those who already knew the gospel of Sunday Jeff Be rebaptized and listen again. For those masses unwashed and ignorant of his brilliance, bathe in his genius and finally understand what it means to truly be alive.

Uh, close people that I would confide in in the first was one to three. Three or less. Three or less less four to nine or more than ten I would go three or less three or less a you know be four to nine These guys are completely You're telling me you're telling me that I don't tell you guys almost everything that goes on in my life I get all right. I guess it's if you consider them folks, right?

That's the whole, that's the whole, it doesn't have to be how we feel. Yeah. I'm actually not how we feel now. You better not start talking about anything. You're in any mirror face. And I didn't necessarily say accounting you. Yes, what?

You forget, you forget five minutes what I said. You got me on Sunday. Oh, yeah, the fucking guy who's giving you a job who has done all this shit for you. You're not going to count him. I'm just saying I'm not counting you for remembering things that I tell you. Yeah, I don't think anybody remembers this shit. You tell him. Because it's fucking worthless. Yeah, it's like Fred Rogers shit. No, it cares.

You know what? The evil. It's not worthless. It's useless and pointless. And I guess that makes it worthless We all notice I return my boots to Walmart. He fucking told so it was every fucking person you told that day a close friend The fucking mailman is a close friend. He defines a close friend as anyone who will listen What I'm telling other stuff, so told that story this isn't our mail I'm not even sure the mailman now is not just throwing our mail in the store He doesn't want to come in and talk to you anymore. Yeah, he's like this guy's telling him his close friend He's like mailman on that list. This is one of those people. He's pestering me like am I his close friend?

I don't consider John a close friend no yeah our male man's name is John yeah that guy he told me he loved me I don't even have to respect so you're saying it be between four and nine yes some fever dream that is going on right now at this table it's when he's when he discovers that that is not the real number. That's when he'll go on his rampage. At least. Before the next clip I want to tell you about something that's close to my heart wall.

Are you guys having a difficult time finding gifts for people? You know, there's certain things you can't get people this year. You can't send them to a concert. Maybe you can't even send them to a restaurant. You can't buy a movie passes. That's right. No movie send them to a restaurant. You can't buy a movie passes. That's right. No movie passes, nothing like that. You know what you can buy them though?

What? Something that they will cherish. Raycon wireless earbuds. Silver bullet, they call it. Wow. I actually did this. I bought somebody earbuds for Christmas. Ooh, that's amazing.

And they're Raycon. I know, right? They better appreciate it. They should. So, well, you have them them do you still love them? Every day I find myself loving them more and more I didn't think that was possible either But it's just I feel like you know their days. I just thought myself. I'm like how long have I been thinking about my racons? I've a long if I just been sitting here doing nothing, but just

contemplating how awesome they are and it just I find myself losing hours of my day. Lost time, they go. Yeah, just in love with these magical buds that it provides so much enjoyment. I couldn't agree more. Do you find the noise cancellation? Cancels me out? Nothing cancels you out.

It doesn't have noise cancellation, so let's not say that. Unless you're buying the over-the-year ones, then you're talking. Which I also bought recently, because I love them. They have seamless Bluetooth pairing and a comfortable noise isolating fit. You can start listening right out of the box and keep listening for hours. The audio quality is amazing. You can compare it with what you get from other premium brands, except Raycon's. Start at half the price on day, Jeff. I know you like it and I say, my phone I have to get those now too. Yeah, they're good.

They're so little. They're like, they're almost flush with your ear. I like to wear when I'm sleeping because I got that tonightus, so I listen to white noise. So the audio brand, the audio quality, but I already said that. Best of all, this is something that you can use for calls or music or for work or play or at home or on the go

It's the gift that keeps on giving and if they already have a pair wireless earbuds you always need a spare That's true. I crushed a pair accidentally One of the worst things I hate is like when you're listening all of a sudden want to go out and like I wish I had a backup right Right these are rechargeable right these are rechargeable. They're beautiful. I think some of them started six hours and then one of the others pretty One time it's pretty decent So Raycon's being generous for the holiday so on top of their everyday great prices They're offering the listeners 15% off right now. What? Yeah, I know I said the same thing So go to buy raycon.com slash GE SD today and get 15% off your raycon order. That's buy raycon.com slash T E S D by Raycon.com slash T E S D.

That is a great deal. This next clip that we're about to hear is the one where Mike first joins the show and in Sunday chef. I would give. This is, no, not the you yet. That's somebody competent with you. Sugar. If your leg, if your left leg was breakfast,

doing it again, you wanna win you, you should. If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wanna be able to resist that. This is not even a joke, it's just a paragraph. I can't do both. They've already walked away. We're gonna roll with your stance.

Like, like 99% of the time, girl, it's gonna result in a rug gonna result in like walking right away from girl sugar it's a different song somebody's talking to a huge crowd so like somebody's dad is out there bothering everyone or is having a stroke? I'm not sure who will move him

is there a silver alert out there? sugar if you left leg was breakfast and you right leg was lunch show come to you with him. Come on. Is there a silver alert out there? Sugar. If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I want to be able to resist snacking between meals. No, that was off. All right, what do you mean? And the number one. That's food related pickup line.

Of all time. All time. This is the one I'll make in the guys out there. And just enough release. They can use they could use this right yeah this one is gonna use it yeah I mean just flip it and reverse it like it for that last line for example that you could use it for a guy except be like boy no no Jeff do it do it do I do it say it like like you talking to a dude boy and don't mess it up because I want to isolate Boy if your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I want to be able to resist snack between me

You would have We can use this for both lines. So if there's any ladies out there, I want to use the lines We can use this for both lines. So if there's any ladies out there, I don't want to use the lines Not only January 10th the line of the year would be sealed Now he's just got to do the 30 other genders Well done, but now the number one All-time greatest come online with food Is greatest, come on line with food. Is girl, I'm gonna make you a breakfast omelet. As in omelet you suck in this,

I, the number one one I messed up. Wow. I wanted to get it so right too. All right, I'll try the, get it we all. You done over there, Mario. Girl, I'm gonna make you breakfast. Oh my god!

I'll be right back. Here's the episode of Holy Sonny when they're trying to hit on the girls. Yeah, I'll be right below the whistle. Like, Craig blows the whistle. I'm trying. We're done. Try, boy. Maybe that'll work.

Yeah, he didn't slap me like my bitch. Yeah, try my boy, baby. No, it's no boy. I'm getting it girl. I'm going to make you a breakfast. I'm as an omelet you suck this dick All right, that was an omelet. I'm a late you suck this dick. There we go. Omelet's work. There we go. Oh nice work. I think this one was the game changer for the show and I guess there's some stopping us Speechless As anybody you think anybody listening guys figured out we don't know what the clips are. No, I don't know.

You start saying stuff like that and you put them in intentionally because they're not the right clips. You remember this? It has got nothing to do with it. No, but this next clip is definitely one of those clips that I knew that there was no stop on us. I have to this clip clip we were the the plane was taken off and The destination was fucking to the top of the mountain

We made it Sunday Jeff Aim high So I give you a title of movie you tell me if you see if you've seen it if you've seen it We move on to the next movie now you haven't then you give me If you've seen it, if you've seen it, we move on to our next movie. Now, you haven't. Then you give me based off the title of the movie. Oh, what the movie's about? Or if possibly you remember seeing a trailer for it.

Okay. You tell me what the plot of the movie is. I like it. And then get him, you will read to us if he was how close he was. Okay, I like it. I like it. I'm Brian. And you'll, I guess you'll be able to guess how close you think he'll come.

Okay. All right. Sleepless in Seattle. See it? No, I haven't seen it. Seattle See it no, I haven't seen it believe or not. I haven't seen it Why do you say believe it or not? I think you'll want to make a little tip them off You read the novel but it never saw the movie. It's a very popular movie. I mean it's I was the action figure Maybe that's what is if there was an action figure I might as well. You know, they use the same sculptors

on solo. Um, so you've never seen the movie, never seen the movie. Okay. How close do you think, Brian, a, a scale of one to five, do you think he will be able to give us the plot of, uh, one. One being my lowest confidence. Yeah, five being like, he's gonna nail it. He's got nail the landing. Can you go negative? Yeah, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna, some like that, I'll give them a two.

I think he'll get a couple elements of it. Okay. Well, I would say element. Hold on, let's have, tell us when you're ready to start. Okay. And then you will then say and then say Say the word the title of the movie and then say sleepless in Seattle a movie about and then then begin I feel like I feel like Sunday Jeff dipped into my Adderall

Okay, sleepless in Seattle It's about insomnia. Okay, that was actually. I don't know. I'm not that. That's a proof of what we're recording. It's about insomnia. It's not people don't see.

You want me to get another SD card back here. This is what the lookover is. It's like, ta-da-da. Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do. That's what I'm gonna do. That's what I'm gonna do. That's what I'm gonna do. That's what I'm gonna do.

That's what I'm gonna do. That's what I'm gonna do. That's what I'm gonna do. That's what I'm gonna do. That's what I'm gonna do. That's what I'm gonna do. That's what I'm gonna do. That's what I'm gonna do.

That's what I'm gonna do. That's what I'm gonna do. That's what I'm gonna do. That's what I'm gonna do. That's what I'm gonna do. That's what I'm gonna do. That's what I'm gonna do. That's what the, I mean, a plot, sleepless in Seattle. I mean, I would think it would be somebody who couldn't sleep in Seattle, right? Is that what sleepless, yeah?

I think, does he have a... I don't know. I don't know. I just got it, I never saw them. Give me another hint of that nitrous. Where's that bottle? I don't even know about it, never saw it. I don't know. that nitrous. Where's that bottle? I'm even a man, I never saw this before. Let's sleep, let's see.

It's Seattle. It's like... How would toast in Seattle? I never saw them. How could you guess from two words? I know it's definitely... I know it's a love story, but I can't tell you the promises of the film. I think it went to Sonic before this I saw in New York somebody put X to see in the hamburger

You know Sunday in life there are certain watershed events and this next clip I would say is one of them You are going to be judging Okay, and Jeff on their improv skills. All right, serial kids Okay, I'm going to give them a scenario where Jeff, you will play the role of Sunday Jeffrey Dahmer. You are in a gay club because that's where Jeffrey Dahmer, that's where he peruse, got all his victims. Your wingman is the notorious killer GTK. Okay.

Okay. And you are in a competition to see which serial killer has the better luring technique. C-erule killer expert, Brian will judge which of one of you has the skills to pay the bills. So the setting is in the late eighties at a gay club as I said before. Both of you are trying to best to lure a hot young dancer back to your place to murder them Was his name Rico? I will be playing the hit the hip young dancer You will each get bonus points for each time you use innuendo's to death or murder

Okay, you got that so every time you can use an innuendo to death or murder, Bry should award you some extra points. As well as bonus points for dropping pop culture references to the 80s, which we are in now at this this club, we're in the 80s. So anytime you can use some innuendos to place us in the 80s, Bry should give you some extra points. And you're luring attempt slash conversation. So I'm awarding points on how many 80s references they use and how many death references. How many death references also along with their luring technique. Luring technique. Like how they're going to lure me out of the club back to their place to murder me.

Okay. Okay. I'm not you know about Jeffrey Dahmer, right? You know he was the, the, the, the cannibal. The gay cannibal. I don't know. He didn't get any. The cannibal. And, but he only was interested in dudes,

though, he only killed dudes. So that's why we're in the gay club. No other reason. Wait, I'm not putting you guys there for any other reason It's just because that's what he was into Right, this isn't really you guys. We want to be historically accurate because you know in the 80s. I was that's why I get them in black face And GTK obviously it's a take on BTK if the fucking daughter can fuck a cash in why not the Sunday and you'll be coming BTK if the fucking daughter can fuck a cash and why not the Sunday and you'll be coming

So you know a little about him right his technique was buying torture kill so I think you can do to try to like Reference your technique or any clever ways that you can improv and get me out of the club back to your place It's gonna is going to afford you guys some points. So let's see who the better Serial killer is at luring his prey back to his home. So we'll put some club music in right now. I mean, 80s club music, which is what, what, like Freddie Mercury? It doesn't, I will find something.

We'll do it in post, you know. I wasn't, oh, okay. Yeah, I wasn't expecting you to fucking go, throughout the whole fucking. Ooh, ooh, ooh. Ooh, ooh, ooh. So I'll start off. Yeah, I wasn't expecting you to fucking go Throughout the whole fucking So I'll start off, okay, you guys play off make some on the hot hip Young foreign exchange. Yeah, like everybody yeah, everybody is like I knew up and down the album Yeah, everybody wants me great. Yeah, I was a shirt on. Ah, well hello boys. Oh shit man. What are you in the 80s? Well hello there. Hello Samler. Wow that shirts a little tight on you. It's like a new surround you.

Oh no you're not set to go yet. I'm setting up the stage for you guys. I can't help but I'm so attracted to you. So sexy that Hawaiian shirt. Sounds like if Danny Terry had a traumatic brain injury. Oh, hello boys. This cop is so hot. I'm so thirsty from dancing like a maniac. I feel like Jennifer Beals

Get it why did I say that It's like a maniac. She's a maniac. It's an 80s fucking movie fuck with Okay, I thought Neil was the one from a heaven show. Where is it make a difference? Yes? Why does it make a difference in this scenario? I'm just confused as to who it was Well, you get the point Alright, so go Well, hey sailor, you know that shirts look a little tight like a new surround your neck. You should open it up a little You know display that meat

You don't have a girlfriend, right? You don't have a girlfriend? I just walk out the door and change my mind. Shouldn't be with your ear killer anymore. I had to give him a one for death because it seems imminent. Why don't you whip out some of that tit meat? How you digging this music? I like this culture club. What a nice little hairy chest hair. You know, you should take a nice little razor to it, you know. Smooth it up.

Do either your hunk want to buy me a drink? Sure. Sex on the beach. It's to die for. Yeah. Nice one. Me. Me, I prefer a slow, comfortable screw.

You ever have one? Let me get you a drink. I'll be back. Oh, God. Well done, you. Oh, my God. You have a roll, son. They don't stop now.

Wow, look. I'll continue tonight at the real bar. Wow, you opened up this shirt a little more. You're really cut. I mean, I can do some cocaine off those abs ears. But any of your hunk's like to buy Chad a drink? Chad, what's your name? I'm a strong exchange student. Don't you know?

Oh, so nobody knows you're in America? I gotta give him that one. That was one thing they abused. I gotta give him that one. That was one thing that you've been abused. Maybe even last night. I didn't see him go home. Yeah, I am a foreign exchange student. I'm coming to America like Freddie Murphy.

Oh, here's your drink, sir. Chad, how you doing? Oh, hold on a sec, my favorite print song's on. I would die for you. Ooh, and well done, Sunday. Oh, please, I tumble for you. That's not a... Yeah, I'll die for you. Let me just suck his dick, what do you do?

What's with all of you? You really don't get a club? Yeah, bad G. What's what are you? You really belong in the club! Yeah, that jeet doesn't stand for Gidham. Oh la la sa sui! I feel like you're going to win. Is that some poor Mitchell product in your hair? Are those beautiful gullababies? That's a poor Mitchell product in your hair Maybe one of you find me a walkman if I go home with you What kind of putting on play on that walk man

What the hell you should tell him what they give you an any song be like oh my god I have the latest culture club tape or whatever and you would have got some you gotta drop some shit here man You gotta improv I just got that near why do you put in this song take on me Don't just start doing something I'll take points away I just made a mixed tape on the radio the other day. I got some Uee Lewis, you know, come on Eileen. Exactly. It's Eileen, not come on chat.

Come on. Is that murder or is that just go around homosexual? By talking about coming on a girl. I was emphasizing to come on. Right. Come on on feel the new Brody to the max Oh Valley girl over there you know I listen to Casey Casey the other day and I really got some nice stuff on my mix tape

That's 70s He's known best in the 70s. Don't fucking argue with the judge. Most well known for biggest 70s DJs. This is KCK. Oh Jeff, you look so cute. You look like a young George Barnes and your friend looks like Mr. Bavaria with a thyroid condition. Who can I be a serial killer radio host?

KCK some. Come on guys, you bring it home. You know they say I'll hit home runs like they bring in anything home not with this game. I think neither one of you has said anything to get me out of here. I almost like I almost there I want to bring them both to a real bar. Like not even a gay bar just a regular girl part and just watch their game. I'd be really interested. I don't have game either. You're talking about what? Did you watch S-Zerovo last night? Oh yeah. Yeah, that was about as exciting as their game in any part. I like to say constant football. I'm a Super Bowl 21 party. You know, the giants are playing. What does the Super Bowl 21 mean? It's a football game. I'm gay. What are sports?

Were you trying to reference what the Super Bowl would have been at 30 years ago? It was. It's a simple 21st giant, 87. Holy crap. He got two, he got double points. That was a good one. He used the math to try to like score points. No, actually I wrote a song about that.

With a guy who's like, if you buy me a walkman, I'll suck your back. We go back to my place, I just got a brand new Sony. We watched them men wrestling around on the field, scrambling for the ball. Would you like that? You're gross. You're a pellant. I can't believe a peasant this for a man in this country. Is it Chad or Chad?

Chad. Chad, sorry, do you feel like I'm smothering you? Chad. When he comes back to my place, I'm the keymaster. We be my keykeeper. We can watch Ghostbusters. Keep going, keep going. Oh yeah.

Oh, Chad feels very aroused. Is there a fire we can put out? Maybe. Or watch from a distance together, else? Maybe. I can always make you some omelettes. Wow nice call back. Nice call back Sunday. Like breakfast. You get blown out of water GTK. Oh yeah, I've got, look, all of them. GTK is a well in 80s and Sunday,

you got to pick it up in the death department. You're really good. You're one of the last two minutes, go. This is it, this is it. You start threatening him Sunday. Two minute warning, go. Oh my God. You got to get, I'm almost, I'm really,

almost ready to go out with you. I'm really ready to like, but hold his soaked. I'm ready to go out to your car. We can you drive me wherever you want. I got leather. You like to get choked. You have to use it as in your windows.

That flat-out save in a choked. Yeah. To check out Rhyrrhyne, I got some nice rich Corinthian leather. Ricardo Montabon. He's been- 70s. Choked- Well, they maybe need another drink.

You still a little thirsty? No. I'm going to give you the point anyway. As you he said, do you believe in love? Do you believe that's what they go out on? Oh my God. There is so much horrible shit going on in the world today, but I'm truly convinced. Did you believe that's that's what they go out on oh my god There is so much horrible shit going on in the world today, but I'm truly convinced the Sunday Jeff show is the magic bullet The elixir the panacea for all the world deals just listen to these clips and tell me it's not audio penicillin Give me ten C. C.S. a Sunday Jeff. Stop

Some people were in line to watch the movie you were in line to get the toys at midnight There was a midnight opening a toys for us. We were there, but we didn't know each other You were at the same store and they know each other. Yeah We had met each other at that point, but we were in the same store But again now you saw that you look at that display. Yeah, warmer There's no other stores that had that kind of other maybe F.A.O. Swartz, another store that went out the window. But there was no other store that had that kind of,

well you got the Millennium Fowl, they had all that stuff hanging up over. And we just, half the store was dedicated just to this one product line. And you just walked in here, I'm spending a thousand bucks out of here. My favorite Toys of Us memory is involved you. It was a title. It's the time. It's the very first day that we went out together shopping. We didn't really know each other. It's like, hey, you want to go out on a toy run with me? That's unusual for you.

I spent time with someone you don't. It's a really old time. It's time when someone you do know. Yeah, I really know him and I was like, I like this guy. I like the... You could have a guy. I like the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the I had all these... You've taken out the passenger seat. It's like Ted Bundy. This is handcuffs work. So, you're gonna tell me everything you know about toys. He saw all these bags and toys of my car, and he's like, what are you gonna do all that for?

I was like, well, I was hoping that... Hey, buddy. Wait, the first time you went out? Yeah. I was like, I can't do it all. I was hoping that you could help me return some of this stuff because I can't do it all. I was hoping that you could help me return some of this stuff because I can't do it all. It looks crazy. And you know what? He was like, absolutely, whatever you need.

I'm not sure. He's no flying this bro. But my second memory is you calling me and it was like you had found like a lottery ticket that was like a $1,000,000 ticket when you said that they're the root off, the rank and the best root off figures were out at Toys or Us and you're like how money should I buy? And I was like, oh my god. I knew it was just like, we left like maniacs and I said buy them all. Wait, wait, wait, wait. And you, you come down on me for buying Legos

because I'm stealing from babies. He's like, but you know what, don't, there's a memory attached to that. I'll never forget like that. That moment, don't have memories. Yeah. And they're not as meaningful if you do. There are singular memories.

It's just you and a plastic. This is a memory that took up two men. Just laughing, man, which way? Laughing like mad, man, being. Laughing at those same children. So, they Jeff, before we move on, I need to ask you about your personal self-care routine. Are you a guy who likes potions and the like, you know, like eye serums, the odourants? The odourants, I never use their products.

No, no, no, no hair products. You might have to man We're getting older you need something under the eyes so like the wrinkles don't start taking over You've got nice smooth skin them, but that you could be smoother though What you guys I got something called Hawthorne for you Hawthorne that's right Hawthorne y'all It's a premium tellered personal care brand that's making it easy for guys to feel and smell their best and all you have to do Sunday Jeff as you start with a little quiz and they ask you things like do you smoke how do you spend a night out? Like are you the kind of guy that's gonna go to a quiet restaurant or you up into club fluttering and such

Mmm your sister's carrying on me and your mother's maiden name right. That's all we need Sutter in here First pet's name. Yeah. Get him. But, so they give you this quiz and then what happens is they formulate specifically to you. So like if you smoke, they're going to give you a different sense. Maybe that's some will overwhelm that smoke smell, you know.

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You got a magnet on the front of your car and you got a magnet on the back of the car. They can't get close enough to each other to hit each other because the magnets on the bumpers are the world's most powerful magnets. Even if we have to go outside the world to find them on another planet, we get magnets that are so powerful. It just won't touch another car.

And unless you go into a head-on collision, in fact, it would pull you towards it. No. No. No. They're reluctant. It's going to go ahead and say junk signs. They're electro-magnet secondary-verse polarity.

Oh. Wait a second, man. Do you, is that something that you have to do? Or it's just going to suddenly reverse flare? That sounds like a true fix. Press your probability button before you hit. I mean, Tesla has self-driving cars. Why not have a car like this?

But I also thought while we're doing this on the bumpers of the cars, we've also put those magnets on dividers on the side of the road. So everything has magnets all over it. So you get close to it, it repels you. You can't get next to it. You can't run into anything at this point. And this goes along with your rubber car. No, this is a totally different separator.

It's a magnet, Jeff. But when people pass, when people pass each other, then they would... Yeah, you have to have something someplace. The one-way system would pick up and it would... Oh, we would cut everything down to one lane. One lane, I would. Yeah, okay, well, then it's it's what do you want to save lives?

Or do you want to see kids out to people a day die? I don't know what you want. Don't you want to use a calendar when you're going somewhere to time your trip? Yeah, I want to get there in three months But what okay will a train or the magnetic Walt Magnetic car? Yeah, there's a little bit difference though. There's nobody else on the road with that. There are different, there are a lot of different as the safety increases, the speed can increase. Boom. But where do these magnets go? There's only one train. No, there's not a rubber car. No, that's

a different problem. This is not exactly magnetically inclined to save lives. Well, I mean, it rolls right off the tongue, so I like that about it. Well, it's also known as initials, mistletoe. I'm going by a scientific method, so I like to say it's a scientific, why? Why? Because it would just, how are you gonna make the things so powerful that you could pull?

Why is so negative? They're negative, I'm a realist, I'm just telling you. They're electromagnetic. What are cars powered by electricity? Why is so so stuff? So a hundred amp alternator is going to and thinking outside the box. I'm not thinking outside the box for once. Oh, so let's see. Let's go back to like this at the Jetsons. Is that what you think enough? Like we're going to I like that idea though. If it's does it feel feel like no, is that the day drive on Magnus? He's missing space. Lee, right? He's not George. But why wouldn't it work though?

Spacely. Just answer me. Why you just, you're just like, you're just talking out, you're asking about stuff that you couldn't do. Why do you like that, shaved ass? Well, I haven't. Why do you like that shaved ass? What a chance for a question! I didn't answer a question! Your idea is shit, thank God you're not a scientist because right now we would have lost one, one, two, whatever. I'm not trying to, my shit isn't to kill people, my shit is to save people. I think it's going to kill people.

Electromagnetic fields with cancer? Why can people get cancer from it? Yeah! I think it's gonna kill people. Electromagnetic fields with cancer? Why, can people get cancer from that? Yeah. That's junk science. Yeah, that's not junk science. Is that junk science? No, I never heard that.

Because then I'm not sure if they get people cancer. But that's a short version. Yeah, you're about constantly being around. I can't be enough. But that's why the cars go so fast, you know, it's been that much time in the day. Right, but if you're going that much faster. Wait, is that true?

Magnetic can cross cancer? Electromagnetic? Full of Schrodinger. I didn't say anything about electrodes. Well, that's how you're gonna stop It's just early celebrated him when he shot me down Let's go to the little pizza restaurant. I'll get all the little business cars I have the magna I'll flip them. I'll tape them to my bumper and we'll see if that works I don't need insurance anymore. Hello Hello, all state. Yeah, show the science.

But you haven't told me why it won't work other than the cancer angle. Well, it's so much for saving lives. So much for saving lives. The meeting of Big Tobacco in Christy's. The idea of what you're saying in Prince. Let me speak, I want to hear this. The principle would be a good idea. The problem is like when Brian says you're saying in principle. Let me speak, I want to hear this. Principle would be a good idea. The problem is like when Brian says,

you're trying to make a turn now, that now you would, your call cars made out of metal. So somewhere, somewhere another, it's going to be attracted to the magnet. You can only have a reverse polarity in the front, but what about the sides? Why can't we have it on the sides too? Yeah.

You could, but I'm saying. No! The computers that you're going to need to do this. What? Stick magnets on the side of cars. You be gonna say you know how to. A rivet gun. What? A rivet gun. Never heard of it. Yeah, a rivet gun. A rivet gun. A rivet gun. Also a little secured. Those magnets. The speeds that you would be going at, I don't think they're really matters. It's not economically feasible. That's better. True to. How much it is not

to be nice. What is the cost of a life worth? Who's life? Yeah. That's better true too. How much it is not a nine what is the cost of a life worth who's life now who's all our lives yeah well so worth more than others but really though some less is it really just come down to dollars and cents for you? No I just don't think it would work for big auto what do you think I just don't think it would work are you like your corporate overlords it's all dollars and cents I just don't think it would is are possible you could give me... Electromagnetic, do you want? It remains to be seen,

or you're just gonna give it junk size. Well, your theory is, is, there is, there is, seriously. There's flaws, yes. There's flaws, but, could it work, it could be a possibility? Boom. It could be a possibility.

I don't think it's going to, you know it can't, you know it can't. Why don't you realize, will it be realized? No, it won't be realized. But it could work a possibility. I don't think it's going to happen. You know it can't. Why don't you realize? Will it be realized? No. But it could work. There's a chance.

Well, that's a possibility. There is trains that you run up saying it will work. No, I don't think you'll ever see a new car. Why? I don't think it'll ever see a new car. But you are on the internet saying it could work. Well, trains do use, like you said, electromagnetic power to propel trains, but it's used to propel it People can be on these

I would I would I would I would think the other one No, it is because it's like short bursts just like you I mean when I was on the train it would take me an hour, but you're not surrounded by a whole magnetic field You're you'd have it around the whole entire car underneath you So I'm underneath you so magnets don't have a 360 degree field no, but you power the electric coming from put them in a box Get them. I love it. You're in a box right now get out of that box. We're using a magnet without using a magnet Let's really let's move on get out of what let's move on

All right If there was a Mount Rushmore of all new Sunday chip I like it though it's contagious You know, maybe it's hyperbole, but if there were a Mount Rushmore of the only Sunday Jeff Co. Clips, this next clip is right there next to Sundak and Sunday Chef in my humble opinion. So this may disagree, but they're wrong. So listen to this. This is not this is a fake eating contest, but it's about how how erotic you need it and you'll be judging Troy on how erotic they eat the fig

Do I have to watch? No, you have to hold you only look okay I wonder Come here come as a gun to get him's final boner for the day Is he right? So what else? There it is You'll have 15 seconds to perform on the fig and it's from the fig, huh? And impressed Troy

We're kind of kind of laying this on a fig I didn't know it's a fig eating contest. We didn't nobody ever said anything else. You said perform. God, I wish that doesn't, the perform doesn't usually involve chewing. I've never wished it so much. It was bring your child to work. What do you do, dad?

All right. So, so Troy, who would you like to see go first on the fig? There's no one to bore at all. Who would I like to see nobody? to see go first on the fig. There's no way to see nobody. Get up and move around. They're going to sit there. You can hold the fig and you're with your own hands.

You can have me hold it for you. Looks like a triple. I'm getting more feed-ins by this. I'm not going to get anywhere around because I'm afraid that the camera will pick up my raging erection. When I see something Jeff eating that, he can only get so erected. I gotta stay under the table. Who would you like to, who would you like to see him go first?

Each of you look at a different thing too, so we could take the fig out. No, stop it. I'm not sure he's gonna be with us much longer. Yeah, it's a rock. Well, see, when you do a long, we just touch upon it. I thought my nose got red. We have any oxygen in the house? I'm like, Christ, look at that thing.

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Yeah, you know, let's hope that's your job to make it listen Yeah, please don't stop Just right who's going first, you know what the questions we started left to right will go right to left this time We'll start with get them We'll start with get them. I don't want to be holding you. You know, phone up a tea shop. We'll start with get them. I start with the questions we start on that side.

No, we'll start with that. I don't get all the hair all wetting. All right, so can someone Tom, do you have any kind of time keeping device? Yes. We want to put 15 seconds on the clock. Now get them. How will you approach what some of your thoughts about? What's your game plan here to impress the...

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because it's a little more mental. And guess what, mom and dad. Why are you thinking of other things other than your hypothesis? You guys only use that to hold out. Well, yeah. You're so, so, stuff. I push you. You're so, so, to I push You should put two balls on the bottom Because you know they say if it lasts for more than two hours you're supposed to seek medical attention, so

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That's not a lot of time. That's about seconds more than I normally need. Would you spend more than 15 seconds on this portion of your, let's say you were 15 seconds? Well, I spend usually 15 seconds. How loud she screamed. It depends on the smell of the medical condition. Let's say you could take that out.

Use your noted time. I usually spend at least 15 seconds begging. All right. You're in the, like I said guys, we will have another fig for you to replace that in the holder. Don't waste a roofie on it. All right, get him. Impress Troy.

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Look at his style. Jesus, turn that shit inside. Crunchy. You hooked it? You got that son of a-itch that just needs to be scratched every day. Oh, you got it bad. You were Jeffery Drunkie's son, and I got you fixed right here. You don't have any dirty kick-pills?

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So they just I get in that room and they're like, oh man. I'm so wasted bro He's on here man Small rocks I'm gonna have a smoke racks. I'm gonna have a smoke racks. What you got? It's not weak for this thing. All right, Tom. Who's in the line?

Brian's in the lead. Brian's in the lead. So, Gator, you're going to get to go first. I feel we hate it by the internet if I don't have you guys acted out. All right, so we're going to go from bottom to top. So we'll go with number 10 first So it sounds like I can make Okay, all right, so I'll do number one

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So what? What a cool guy. It's how he works himself up to get ready for work in the morning. But I don't understand. But why don't we. For work with you. How could you have gotten that though, even Mike saying turbines to speed every single day for a year straight, how that could help you decipher what that sounds. You think there's some shenanigans going on?

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Order list vitamins, which to me is a very big leg up on the on the competition. Special oil. There was two fish oil tablets in there. Yeah. These did not. It doesn't smell all yeasty and stuff. Okay, so for 50% off your first care of order, go to takecareof.com and order and to holy shit. And I'm reading it.

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I can't believe it. I just can't do it. All right. So where can you keep that part in? Well, you want me to read here? Just the very bottom. The call to action. Yeah. Which says for 50% off your first order. Care of order go to takecareof.com and enter code TSD50. What's that supposed to mean? Because we're all in our 50s. Or is it 50% off?

I was getting a little annoyed there, but no, it's for 50% off, which is a good thing. And I'm going to repeat this call to action because it demands repeating. So that's for 50% off your first care of order, go to takecareof.com and enter code TSD 50, 50% off. That's what we dream of, right? As consumers, nothing beats 50% off. Half off the best off. Well, except 60% off and higher, but no one's giving you that. I don't trust that. There's something going on there. What was that code again, Walt? 100 no one's giving you that I don't trust that there's something going on there. What was that code again wall? Take care of com and enter code TSD 50 50 50 baby

Nothing better than 50 right and 50 year or anyone's when you hit your 50 year old It's your sweet spot to golden years if you say so I can't feel my left arm most times I Know that they come so quick now with these shows that you forget of all the good stuff that that we've done in the past. So this one I forgot about but this one's really, really bringing back a lot of memories. So let's check this one out. All right, so Jaymo, I don't know if Jaylo is better than any of my creatures. So here's the only thing. Oh really? Not for the space mission. If we fucking have some fucking get off and have jolly to sit up at the worry about the mission No, listen, I have a reason behind it. She is 50 years old. Have you ever seen a special two young looks that good two young? No

Ten each ten each she's not gonna look like that to have each one of these women? 10 each. 10 each. She's not gonna look like that after 10. Why? But at least, as you have children, I mean, it just, it takes its time. It takes its time. You're gonna have, how many times are you in space? You wanted to have like 10 or 20 kids in 10 years,

which is not gonna happen unless she's having twins or triplets all the time Yeah, she's gonna take that Drill, yeah, so it's like more Those are risks You're gonna have a surgeon on here you're gonna have you're gonna have to do it Where you got they're gonna train you medical robots medical robots like that like the droid on in Star Wars No, but I think that they'll train Sunday to two handle anything that may pop up like you do have to do a C-Section That's a train J-Lo over that till

All right, so J-Lo you like the J-Lo, huh? But do you want to start with Martha Stewart or start with J-Lo? No, I would start with J-Lo and with Martha Stewart but Hey, but J-Lo was never been the prison. Is that a requirement? Oh, it shows how tough she is. Jay-la has fucking was. Jay on the street.

Was she a block? Jenny on the block. And it was bullshit. 50 years old. Looks amazing. Take care of her. Martha Stewart. She's way older.

Do you think Martha Stewart's great looking? For almost 80 year old, what would be for someone? Let me say it. Yeah, I'm going.? Thankfully once you got the space to stop aging. Number two. Number two. I like the interview would go, Jay-Lo, you just played the half-time super ball show. What are you gonna do now? She's like, I'm told I'm gonna go fuck Sunday Jeff and outer space. Over 10 years. 10 years, you waking him out. You're on reach. Oh, no.

See you in a 10 years, buddy. No, I fucking kids. Yeah. Number two is Rhonda Rossi. Oh, she's tough. She's a badass. And she's good looking too. I mean, most of them go with, you know,

Sunday Jeff has stuff that's so. But she may have taken steroids to get the FZ, though. She may not have the ability to birth 10 children. So what? That's all she's there for. We're top Sunday, too. That's all she's there for is to repopulate this new world. But he's stuck, but he's with the...

I think I'm for like 10 years. I don't like Martha Stewart is exactly the same. Yeah, Martha Stewart may not make it to the end of the mission. Yeah, she may make it to the end of the mission. I'm not gonna make it to the end of the mission. I'm not gonna make it to the end of the mission. I'm not gonna make it to the end of the mission. I'm not gonna make it to the end of the mission.

I'm not gonna make it to the end of the mission. I'm not gonna make it to the end of the mission. I'm not gonna make it to the end of the mission. I'm not gonna make it to the end of the mission. I'm not gonna make it to the end of the mission. I'm not gonna make it to the end of the mission. I'm not gonna make it to the end of the mission. I'm not gonna make it to the end of the mission.

I'm not gonna make it to the end of the mission. I'm not gonna make it to the end of the mission. I'm not gonna make it to the end of the mission. I'm not gonna make it to the end of the mission. I'm not gonna make it to the end of the mission. I'm not gonna make it to the end of the mission. I'm not gonna make it to the end of the mission. I'm not gonna make it to the end of the mission. I'm not gonna make it to the end of the mission. I actually had her on my list, but I said to myself, I think Marta Stewart is tougher mentally than Ronda Rousey. Well, what's happened going to the UFC? No, no, no, no. I said mentally.

No. Not physically. I mean, it's not fair to put Ronda Rousey in with an 80 year old woman. What about a 50 year old man? And my last one, I threw an L. Viran just just for, you know, what do you have someone to talk to? A horrible choice. Huh? I mean, this horrible choice. Who gets to make the decision?

Walt or Sunday? I know. I'm here and mind towards Sunday, so I figured L. Vyra, you could talk about horror movies for a while. You have to say, I mean, the time would go by fast. I tried to make it, you know, a good combination of all three, four. I don't even think she likes horror movies. It's an all-act.

Does she get to dress like a virus? Yeah, no, she dresses like how she really is No, this is like a Sandra Peterson. Yeah, nice picture She's only got one man who impressed in her life now for 10 years. I really think she's putting on all the gear for you So fuck off she's not way on the fucking she's not putting in the fucking big-ing plan. He said a virus He didn't say a sad piece. She's like, you know, even a fucking real astronaut. I want her walking around that out. That's what I want to say. I can bring me some coffee.

Yeah, I'm talking. See you, man. Because also, we have to imagine he's got to get it up, right? I mean, I don't think Martha's gonna do that. No, they'll have drugs for that if he can't perform. He's in fucking space. He's been waiting for this. He'll blow you.

He's sick. You're in his face. The vacuum may may not your junk may not work as it works down here on the planet earth. So I'll have to be. Why not? Because you're in in fucking what's it called? GeForce? Zero gravity. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Have you ever fucking had an erection? You're in a space bone. Well,, the next thing you think is so easy. I'm sure there's not a lot of people that have. Oh, astronauts have had experiments up there. What do you know?

You start going into a space and be like, what's wrong with the fucking room in here? No, no, no, they don't. They were ejaculated all over. Oh, it's just like, oh, the fucking computers are fucking covered in ejaculation. I don't think so. That's only when it hits the ground.

Once it then, then, you know, gravity's gone. Comes back. You thought that one was good. Check this shit out. Brian? I'm going to try a hard one. I'm going to go fifth grade chemistry. Get them off the board.

Fifth grade chemistry. Sunday, you want to run and get us pizzas? You be doing me a favor. It's right along on the streets. I'm not playing this stupid fucking ding-dong game. Come on, you on the streets, bitch. That's the next one, It's on the other streets. Ha ha ha ha. Tough.

Alright. How many electrons does an atom of carbon have? I thought it was Gettelm. I thought it was Gettelm. One. Incorrect. Hmm. I'll say two.

You got a buzz in. I did buzz in. Yeah, he was two buzzes inside. Sorry, sorry. I said two. Two incorrect. Okay. Four, three.

I may as well say three. Three incorrect. The correct number was six. All right. Told you I don't know what shit about chemistry. Now guys, after the first buzz in, you have to buzz in again if I say incorrect. Got you. Okay. Frank, did you know that one? No, I'll be honest, I don't know what shit about chemistry. Now guys, after the first buzz and you have to buzz in again if I say incorrect. Got you.

Okay. Frank, did you know that one? No, I'll be honest, I didn't. Okay. I'm going to just pick now because everybody got that wrong. Okay. So I'm just going to go with third grade math. I know no one's picked math yet, right?

Mm. What grade, third grade? Third grade. Well, at least off the border. Oh, it's going to be like third grade. How old is a third grad grade? Third grade. Well, at least it's off the border. How old is a third grader? Probably like nine. That was a question. That was a question.

I know what you're thinking. There is no way the next clip could be funnier than the one I just heard. But you'd be wrong. We made our mission and decent. We made our... We're back in the spaceship background. Is that a space stroke? That was all dead of muscle.

We've made our descent and have arrived on the Planet Trinity Master. Okay, now he, obviously the other aliens coming in from Pleasin the Master comes at the scene wiping his mouth. What the fuck? Blow jobs. I understand. That's like a real dark sinister side.

It's a dark sinister person. Who are the aliens, but are they? Who did you think of? Who are your muscles? Well, again, the d... Just say, you know who he is. That's not true. You know they're not, don't say my command.

I could have been like, don't voice it, so it... I did not say my command, you did. So which has a dumb mind? You're talking about it. I'm talking about it. Um... Black, I hope Mr. is happy now. Oh, oh. Have you found the location of the life forms morons?

Yes Master, the life forms are just over the dunes to our east. Good prepare for assault, send the signal to our fleet and inform them to stand by and await my orders. Yes Master. What are you looking at? You want seconds? You want Master? Carry on then, bitch. I need everyone to dream. Are you laughing?

Are you laughing? You want to get raped again? That's right. You want it to be really weird. It would not occur to me to write something like that. I mean, you want another black eye? They do the dishes. I got to throw in something in there.

Yeah, why not sexual assault? It doesn't have to be multiple rates. You're not. Anything abuse. You know, like I figured like in aliens and space, you know, we can hear you scream. Well, you know, here, anything goes. No one can hear you report a sexual assault to the police.

Well, the only one to report it to is the master's self. Wow. anything goes here you report a sexual assault to the police when the report to the master well that happened to be the police are in as well you want it you came to me were like i want to do a hanaqa special you never neglected to say that like yet i got this real like great idea about like how we're gonna have a whole bunch of fucking sexual you know inspired while watching death wish to write this Hanukkah special.

You know, I get a bass warning, Ray, you know, for me. No, that's not true. Who's this? I thought there was a lot of chances on the island of Bisbit Toy. It's really gonna be back at each other.

No, just for sure. That's what I wanted to do. Herbie never walked around with his mouth. Yeah. He's like, there's a reason he took the Bumble's teeth out and I know what it is. other that's what I wanted to do. Herbie never walked around with his mouth. He's like, I there's a reason he took the Bumble's teeth out. And I know what it is. I've never got service by the house. Never know.

Oh, oh, oh. He's like, imagine if you're without a Santa Claus, Matt, oh, I don't know. Um, they're reversible because I think they posted out with only two rapes in that movie. Or reckless from a dream. Yeah. Clockwork orange. As to ASMASTER.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. It's a fucking desert planet. How are the two of you slimy pieces of shit going to survive in that heat? I don't know why I even have you two dopey motherfuckers around. You useless! I hunger for fear. This planet will have to suffice for now. Set course for the planet morons.

Wait, is that planet Comma morons? What's the point for a morons? Okay. I hunger for fear. This planet will have to suffice for now. Set course for the planet morons. I'll be in my chambers. Master sounded displeased with us.

Indeed. Why don't you please the Master while I set course for the planet and bind the ship. Fuck that! I don't like how Master looks at me and that laugh after he's done. It is your turn, after all. I please Master the last time. Are you inferring that the master gets no he's not applying anything service by the illustrative he just said are they J.O. Buds? At first I

thought it was like a funny like phrasing that he didn't intend but then as it goes on to see how each of them are victimized Weinstein style kind of Sunday like where's the potted plant? Dude, what has happened to you? You're, I mean, you know, you know, all the subreddit, Lingo, and now you're creating characters like it raped by a space of time. Putting it in a Bryant. Yeah. Well, that is it for the, I mean, it's something.

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I am spent. I am spent. I am spent. I am spent. I am spent. I am spent. I am spent. I am spent. I am spent. but all the other great Patreon content. I mean, you just heard snippets. One hour. Yeah, you know, yeah, you just heard snippets from episodes.

The whole episode. That's just one show. Yeah, the whole episode is full of yucks like that. And it's not like a trailer for a movie where you just see the best parts. These are the best parts, but there's lots of other best parts out there as well. Tell them Steve Dave. All right, Sunday Jeff, we need it out. of other best parts out there as well. Tell him Steve Dave. All right, Sunday Jeff, we need it out. That's true, Uma.

All right. Good thing. Good thing. What are you talking about? All right. I just went back. Okay, all right, all right enough. Before we go, the old new Sunday Jeff show

with Sunday Jeff would like to thank the following people for their contributions to the show. J. Sarge for his wonderful theme theme theme. Those pickles man the red one pickles that you still in Swedish chef no. It doesn't even fit on his head. It's awesome. It gets included in it. J-Sarge, for his wonderful Vime declan. Wait a minute, that's not better than Vime. Vime, I said Vime.

Declan for his processing. Yo, declan at the house. That's what I said. Oh. All right. You're thinking of that tranny bargain. That's what I said. That's what I said. Oh. Oh. Alright. You're thinking of that, you're thinking of that tranny bargain. That's right.

Alright. Jacqueline, sorry, sorry. Can you just go over and get it in the clothes? Yeah, sorry. Everything. And slow down. Take a breath and bring some nice energy for this. You're really, this is, this show has gone wonderfully.

It couldn't gone better than I ever dreamed. Do you want, you want to run through the names one more time? Congratulations, Gidham. Yes, congratulations, Gidham, for knowing what red pickles taste like. You look goddamn like stage coach to catch. Over everyone. Just kind of get it out of the way. I come down, laid off with congratulating Gidham. All right. Congratulations, Gidham.

Thank you, Jeff. For winning such a prestige When you're done say over now Yes, but I what I'm ready for you to be I'll say go there you go so calm down Bring some appropriate energy There you go. So calm down. Bring some appropriate energy Congratulations on winning the Golden Chef hat award and

Then get into our thank you's and the names are J. Sourge the word is theme and the other name is Declan. Okay, go Well, I'd like to congratulate you get them on winning the Golden Chef hat award. Thank you Jeff I couldn't end up without you. Thank you Without me without you. Thank you. Without you. What's the all new Sunday Jeff show? Why don't we thank Mike for preparing these dishes? No, no, no. I'm gonna stay. I want to thank him now because I did like the second dish. The second dish was my favorite. Holy train wreck. You're going off script. All right, so what? OK, so before we go, the all new Sunday Jeff show

with Sunday Jeff would like to thank the following people for their contributions to the show. Jay Sharj for his wonderful evening. That's it. Ha ha!