Tell Em Steve-Dave - #464: Ignorance is Dope

Episode Date: December 16, 2020

Bry goes to Orlando, Q takes issue with a friend, Sage drops a bombshell.

Sock, Brian Johnson's dick. Yeah, boy. He's doing the right thing. I'm gonna pull, you know. I would hold their partner. I'm Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell Him Steve Dave. Boys, I'm going crazy over here. I've been quarantining. I don't know how much longer I can take it. You would just inflaurty yesterday. It's talking about it's maddening I tell you. Yeah, the quarantining thing, what how do you feel about it? Because I have mixed feelings. I'm proud of you, Brian. You're doing the right thing, which is like,

for all the people that bitch and fucking go after you, I mean, I want to see just as many fucking people step up and fucking right accolades and tell you how awesome you are for fucking doing the right thing, even if you're not on the fence about it, you know. Yeah, oh, by the way, everyone, we're recording remotely today, since I am quarantining. So Walt's at the store, he's at his place and I'm at my place.

So if you hear some delays and shit, that's probably why. But we're going to do our best as we always do. Well, there should be any delays. Like, it's that little have the audio from all three of us separately. Yeah, fix it. It's a deck. What delays fix it? Yeah, the whole quarantining thing. I'm kind of like as they're saying it on the plane, they're like you're expected to quarantine, which immediately

like expected sounds parental, you know, it sounds like do it. Like like you're expected to behave yourself in church, you know, like fuck fuck you, man. You know, and like of all the people, now 48 states are quarantining or something like that. Are you telling me that the millions of people who travel every day, they're all inside their house for 14 fucking days? Stop it. Stop it.

You have it. That doesn't make them right. No, they're not right. But I just don't, I don't understand why though. If I'm going to a state that has pretty much the same rate of code that we do, if I'm observing all the same things, I have a mask on. I'm not like in large gatherings, God knows I tried, but it was too much for me, I couldn't handle it.

So like, what's the difference between here and there? I guess is what I'm asking. Well, I think there's a difference between like I'm zipping on down to fucking path mark or home depot to get something and And being right back in my house and jumping on a plane flying into Orlando and hitting theme parks I think there's a world of difference uh I think there's a world of difference Just me. I mean, I told you in a text. I was like Or like the theme parks are filled with the type of people that go to theme parks in

In pandemics like they're the least Trustworthy people you're one of them. I mean, it's like the type of people that should be Uh locked up in their homes for account of comments Yeah like the type of people that should be locked up in their homes for account of comments. But but you're doing the right thing, no man. You're doing you're doing the right thing and you deserve all the kudos and all the accolades and the fucking start patting yourself on the back for it for what you're doing right here right now because you fucking deserve it. Both hands. Oh, okay. Well, I can't do it my life. I'm on crippled. Well,

I'm very surprised you, Walt. It's been 24 hours and you're already given it to him. Like, why don't you see how he does in a week? I mean, you want to, this is how you reinforce good behavior. You got to, you got to praise them. If you could, because this, if he could because if he gets this it's like a conditioning it's like Pavlo's dog. Yeah you hear that Reddit? Ring a bell so you can come for my child. Yeah all those fucking assholes are always fucking bragging on you suck Brian Johnson's dick. Yeah The video we have of each other to release it as a patriotic Walt fucking gave us double birds. Yeah, so I did go to Orlando. This is a trip. I planned a couple months ago. Not knowing. I got

thought the spike never came. You know the one that they were saying in the fall. It's like it's gonna spike. So I'm like, all right, well, I didn't come. Flights are really cheap. I need to... What are you talking about, I didn't come flights are really cheap. I Need to what are you talking about it didn't come it definitely came to know I eventually came but when I made the arrangements it hadn't come yet Okay, I think we're in the spike right now. So I was like fuck it I'll gonna go to Orlando for a couple days. Maybe we'll go to a theme park. Maybe I had planned on just hanging around the place going in the pool and that kind of shit Once we were there those sage wanted to go to SeaWorld. So I was like, okay, well, and they were pretty good about their social distancing shit

as far as like, you've been there, both you guys? SeaWorld? Not in decades. SeaWorld, yeah. I've been there. I haven't been there since the new nature friendly SeaWorld has gone to effect where they're like, you know, there's no more orcas Right, because I'm like, what's the point? It's a fucking point of it. I want to see an orca

Fuck I want to ride one if they're not gonna at least see one I want to brush his teeth with a fucking giant toothbrush I want to do all that shit. If I can't, well, I'm fucking it. I can't get my money. Yeah, and that's not even behind the scenes you can do that novelty size toothbrush. But she wanted to go. So I was like, okay, cool. We went. It was very lightly attended. They have bleachers like style seating for the shows. Like they have a sea lion show, the Clyde and Seymour show. So they have bleachers style seating,

so every other row you can't go in. That one's blocked off of social distancing. Inside the rows, you have to be six feet away from the next party that you're not with. And then when you leave, and I'm talking a couple hundred people, it's like, okay, this section, now this section. So it's more of a process, and you're like, all right,

they really have this shit down, until Sage wanted to go on the roller coasters. And I don't think you could get like Sardines closer and a can than these fucking people were. You know, she goes on the special line, you know, because of the special needs stuff I mean we got to exploit it right that Hell yeah getting on the plane first those are the two things that I'm like come on

I've done enough for you now you're gonna do something for me I mean early on at TSD remember you remember there was a we had float at the idea that you know Special needs persons can get jobs at parks and you could you could like Take one around you get to the front of the lines. Yeah, that was one of the long time ago. Yeah Now I don't recall there's there's It's been a while since I was a sear. Well, there's a roller coasters at sea world. Oh, yeah, I think that they were like look We don't have any

workers now. People have we've been tired. The toothbrushing. Yeah, the one's the toothbrush went a lot of the customers went. So I think they were just like, look, we have to, if we want to compete with other theme parks, we got to put some exciting shit in here. It can't just be just all animals. Why I don't know, because that's what a zoo is. You don't see like a rollercoaster in the Bronx zoo, but I guess people demanded more down there So we went we went there and then we tried to go to Disney Springs the like downtown Disney Yeah, you know, we're gonna go down there and get something to eat and If you're not familiar with it, it's like it's just rest it's tourist. It's total tourist trap, restaurants and places to buy shit.

We were there 15 minutes, and I was like, I gotta get the fuck outta here. There were so many people, like I couldn't believe on a whatever day it was, like a Sunday night, how many people were there? So we just fucking took off. We just left in the hall. Were they all, were they, were they,

were they were in mass or was like, who's got it down around there? Fucking neck. No, they're hard to core down there. Like, yeah, any of the, yeah, like when you walked into the SeaWorld, they had like, like some kind of thing that measured your temperature, not the person single like one by one,

but like this gun that was sort of pointed at you. And same with Disney Springs, you had to go through security and a place to, to get your temperature red and mask everywhere, even when we checked into the hotel, they're like, and it's like, there's grounds there. It's not like a, like a comfort in or a, or a higher or something like that. It's like spread out there, like condos almost. So when I'm talking to the guy checking in, It's like spread out there, like condos almost.

So when I'm talking to the guy checking in, he's like, and you know, and we ask that you wear a mask around the grounds, and I'm like, no. I know, I mean, I say this to him, but I'm looking around, nobody's wearing them, but it's like it's outdoors, there's nobody else around. And I'm like, that's when these private institutions are like asking too much of you, you know? Where it's like, look, there's,

I don't know that there's concrete evidence that masks prevent it. Because everybody's constantly arguing whether they do or don't. I think they probably do. But outdoors, I mean, come on. Like, I have to see no evidence that this thing can fly through the air from like unspecified

sources and just get to you. It's easy to know. Yeah, I haven't seen evidence that I can't, I guess. Have you seen any evidence at all about anything? I haven't gotten it to. Or maybe I have. I think we all thought we had it early on, right? Anyway, very early.

Yeah. Well, the impact of the Joker's cruise. Yeah, it was like fucking you and I came off there not feeling too great. Thought we had it early on right anyway very real because yeah, well the impractical occurs crews Yeah, it was like fucking you and I came off. They're not feeling too great. Yeah, so I feel yeah Put it you know neither here now But if I was a giant corporation and I was like look man like you know how litigious everybody is I would be like Where fucking mass? They don't come in like yeah, it's not about like they're not doing it for safety They're doing it so they don't get screamed at on on social media and so they don't get sued in in the court of law, but you don't have to wear one at the pool So it's like okay, it would be impossible, right? I mean, yeah definitely

That's why I'm like why don't I wonder I mean so they could drown wearing a mask, you know like if you You know That's what I should have done underneath the water oh I should have been like you like you guys had such a hard on for us wearing masks I put my kid in the pool the mask on now look at her give me a million dollars yeah so what when we first got there though talk about being litigious I am tired. This is the second time I've gone to a car rental agency and I get in the car and there are dirty masks in it Now these motherfuckers it's thrifty and dollar this time. It's like I think they're the same corporation Get into the goddamn car then it's like that says to me. It hasn't been sanitized

Not at all. Right. And so I, there's no other SUVs, like little SUV hybrids or whatever right there. So I'm like, I do, you know what? Just fucking kick the thing out, kick it out onto the ground. And then we're driving. And I see another one. It's like stuffed up into the driver's side visor, you know? And so I tweeted thrifty and not not and this is not for me to like

I don't tweet shit to like get special treatment I don't care I want them to fucking be exposed and for people to know like hey man call these fucking cock suckers out on this shit because I get it you're in Orlando a lot of those cars turn over very quickly but if you're going to just fucking give unsanitized cars to people with fucking dirty masks in them, no less? Like, sorry, you're not gonna buy my silence with fucking 40 bucks. First, they didn't even offer me anything. They like ID, I'm dumb, like, here's what happened. They wrote back and they're like, hey, you can return the car and get a new one. I'm like, oh, how convenient, I wrote back, you know? How convenient? Well, I'm on my vacation. All I have to do is now go and get a new one. I'm like, oh, how convenient I wrote back, you know? How convenient? Well,

I'm on my vacation. All I have to do is now go and find a $30 location to find what another unsanitized car, you know? Yeah. So I said, wow, thanks a lot for nothing. I was like, I was like, not even the pathetic offer of like a discount on a further rental. And that's when they were like, oh, we'll give you some money back and I didn't answer. And then they gave me money back anyway. It was like 40 bucks or something. But I was them and Hertz the last time I went to Hertz. Same thing. Dirty mask in the car.

And some fucking somebody on Twitter was like, well, maybe they put the mask in there for your convenience. And I'm like, it is decidedly inconvenient to have one mask on the floor and another, not even in a plastic bag. Just loose, up tucked in a fucking visor. It's like finding bandages with fucking blood on them, you know? Yeah, it's gross. It's fucking nasty. It's nasty, yeah, shit.

But what are you gonna do? The, uh, the place tried to get me to go to one of those things where you buy a time share to. No. It was like it was like a $500 visa gift card or something else like couple nights somewhere. Yeah my mother will go to that with sometimes for like a free like week in a in a in a time share. I'm like, I don't think she's done it in a few years, but she definitely did it while I was on while I was on TV because I remember being like, my like, how long does it cost for the fucking time share for a week? I was like, I'll give you

the fucking money. Like, what do you go? You get a drag dad to a fucking four hour event that they're gonna try and sell you guys shit. As like it makes no sense. I never understood those. And it's not gonna be a soft sell. Never gonna take a lens you out of there. Try to think what else happened. Oh sage, a couple things happen with sage. These are the kind of things. Walt, I don't know if you've dealt with shit like this, but

I'm tired of seeing teenage boobs and I never thought I'd say that sentence but Every time like we go to a pool or something this kid Her her boobs are popping out of her bathing suit and her bathing suit fits But I look over at one point and she's like in the water jumping around and I'm like she's totally topless I'm like Mary Beth, can you please? Are you buying her bikinis? No, no, it's a one piece, that's a thing. It's coming down off her. That's a thing, she

want to get into bikinis. It's coming down to the shoulders. I have to take away all those accolades and like, why are you buying her bikinis? I'm like I don't know what to do man. I don't know what to do about this girl stuff. Did you have a hard time with it? Or is your wife just handle it totally and utterly? Well, first off, I mean, we're very... There's just no chance on the planet that anybody's walking around the house. Anybody. I mean, we try to keep the dogs and sweaters on the outside. There's very... We're kind of prudish. Anybody I mean we try to keep the dogs and sweaters on the very like

We're kind of prudish There's little or no chance that everybody's gonna walk into a room and see any kind of skin or anything It's just and work work all fashion like that. Yeah Yeah, it's a little more modern here too much to my dismay modern here too much to my dismay. So she comes running out in like a sports bra on underwear. I'm like sage, like get dressed man. This isn't a goddamn sorority house. Like come on.

Jesus. Oh man, these are problems. I'll never have to deal with. Never. You're lucky, man. You're lucky. I read this article. This could be, no, I'm curious to see if you guys think this is real.

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a flaccid pecker I know it says we now know that people can have long term health effects from this virus um... a flashbacker i know it says we now know that people can have long-term health effects from this virus neurological uh... complications and out for men who are watching this there's real concern a here that men could have long-term issues of erectile dysfunction from this virus because we know it causes issues in the vascular chair

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what else you've you're taking all you're taking all our seniors and i'll take our actions i know i'm not a part of the case without an erection it uh... i mean if trump wants to change the whole trajectory of his legacy how he's like kind of just ignoring every like the United States right now in the end of this, he should hold his final press conference, he should just come out and be like, look,

I lost the election and I'm going, but I'm telling you this, if you catch COVID, you may lose your boner. So gentlemen, I need you to wear masks. Everybody's social distance, and I think a lot of people would be like, holy shit, we got to listen to this guy. Yeah. And go out on a high note, man. You know, save the boners of America. You're right. He does. Do you think? Go ahead, bro. No, I was going to say it's Trump definitely seems to have a fuck all y'all, like, attitude recently. But I think if early on though, if we had known, you know, if the male population had known, this was a possibility, it may have changed the way a lot of dudes handled this with the mass situation. If they had come out and, you know, even if it wasn't true, if they had

just said, you know, if you don't wear wear a mask you might never get a boner again i think it would have uh... made a hell of a lot of difference though yeah people would be mad and i'd like other shit why not just lie about that yeah i mean yeah they lie about nearly everything it would appear suggest be like hey yeah wear a mask you don't get a boner then you have to population being like i got to wear a mask

and and and the other half half probably poking holes in the mask. So. There would be a bar in the deep south and deep, deep Trump country with Confederate flags waving outside and shit like that. And Trump 2020 flags waving and shit like that. And they would all be wearing masks. They would all be wearing masks. Because there's nothing more

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a little bit more confident? Like, well, are you an element or a school teacher? Because then you're not confident all then you're in trouble. No, no, I just saying like, do you think that part, you partlay that into other aspects of your life? Does the confidence carry over? I don't know. I believe so, I think so. That's all it takes. What's it? That's all it takes.

I mean, it's just, okay, I got a firm erection now. Fucking, there's no stopping me. Well, I don't think it's like that I'm on stopable. I think It might be said like look man. How would you feel like if you you know You had a zesty love-making session with you with your lady of choice or man of your choice whatever you're going for and She turns to you and goes, holy shit, like that fucking knocked my socks off. Like you really made it happen that time.

I've never felt anything like that before. You wouldn't fuck away up the next day thinking about that feeling pretty good about yourself, wouldn't you? Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. But would it parlay into other aspects of your life, though? It's not gonna make me draw any better No, but but it may lift your spirits It may lift your spirits and get some more endorphins gone because you're like wow, man

I fucking slate it in bed last night and like the next morning you get up and you're feeling a little better So like maybe you're like more inclined like maybe you're more excited to draw like you're not gonna be a better artist Yeah, but what just the you know that false confidence that's carrying over from the night before could be a bit of a wound sometimes false confidence is all you got bro oh yeah it's better than it all at times blue troves prescribed online by license physicians so you don't have to go to the doctor's office or wait in line at the pharmacy. It ships right to your door in a discrete package.

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We were in one evening, we were, the stage was in the pool and Mary Beth and I like to have this hot tub, which is really cool because If you're in the hot tub, nobody else can get in with you. It's like just you and your party So you're not in with a bunch of strangers, which is weird. So we're sitting in the hot tub and All of a sudden I feel something on my neck. I don't know what it is like we're sitting there next to each other and I'm just like, ah! And I fall face first into the water, right? Right? I thought I got bit by some.

I thought I got bit by some. I thought I got bit by some. I thought I got bit by some. I thought I got bit by some. I thought I got bit by some. I thought I got bit by some. I thought I got bit by some. I thought I got bit by some.

I thought I got bit by some. I thought I got bit by some. I thought I got bit by some. I thought I got bit by some. I thought I got bit by some. I thought I got bit by some like if it's sticking on my neck This I thought it might have been a bat, you know like maybe a little fruit. I'm not sure if they're indigenous to Orlando or not Are you are you is this hot tub in the middle of the Everglades? I mean or is it on the fucking on the whole child grounds? Yeah, it wasn't so much a hot tub was a hot springs that we found But so I go underwater and I'm like, going this to my neck and I come back up and Mary Beth is like,

she's like, you could tell in her eyes, she's like about to cry and I'm like, what is wrong? She's like, I thought your knee gave out and you were drowning. And I was like, I thought the marriage was over. Yeah, shit. I thought that was a widow.

She's alright. She did nothing to help. She just started crying. No, nothing to help. Except tell me, like, I didn't see anything. And I'm like, I'm telling you, something was on the back of my neck. A bat flew into my neck.

Likely a bat. She says maybe one of the Acorns that were falling down from the trees. But holy shit in that moment, and I was like, oh my god, I'm gonna get fucking rabies or something. Cause it felt like a sting or something like that. I was like great, something tropical, you know?

But her lack of effort to help fish me out. It's like, so if my knee knees give it out and I can like, and it's dislocated or something, you're not gonna fucking help me. Just gonna watch me flail about. Which is what it looked like I was doing, because I'm doing this. I'm beating the back of my neck trying to get this bad off.

That is not a good precursor of things to come, because you're only gonna get worse as you get older. You're gonna need her help more and more and more And if that is an indication of how she is gonna fucking step up to the plate right you're fucked Mary-Beth I've dialed nine and one can you finish it for me? You've been a cent For some fucking EMS course or something like a life saving course You're gonna be shit

You can expect to be sitting here all waste for weeks Well I'm one of those people that you read about in the paper You're probably right Well I'm maciated with bedsurries and shit. A simple call. Very bad. I think a bat bit me. No, no, you're just covered in shit.

And you have pre-scene-ile dementia. I like all things. I've listed all those things, but that's still, you know, I smell like shit here. I'm gonna be nice to her, man, because she really would have the opportunity to do the... Probably in the less than 20 years. I was thinking about that today. I was like, I'm gonna see the day when Brian Quinn turns 50. I was like, for some reason, that's weirder to me than when I turn 50. I was like, I'm gonna see the day when Brian Quinn turns 50 I was like for some reason that's weirder to me than what I turn 50

Because you're such a kid it was you were such a kid when we met you know, yeah, it's 19 It's crazy fresh fast. How many years haven't how many years to that milestone? Well in March I'll be 45 All right, so we're talking about five and a half years. Yeah. Yeah. I don't have a better idea. Do you feel any different than 45 than 50?

I certainly don't. Oh, I do. Think about me for the five. Well, I think you've improved since then. Oh, yeah, I felt much worse at 45. Yeah. Then I do now. Okay, yeah, I felt much worse if 45. Yeah. Then I do now. Okay, yeah, so yeah, you would definitely be the one of the,

a nice example for Q to look at and be like, okay, you can definitely, not that he has to improve anything, but like, it can go up, you can go, you know, it doesn't have to just go downhill. Yeah, if somebody can come back from a major drug addiction, there's hope for you. I, the trajectory of my life has been it's gotten better as I've gotten older. So if that keeps, that'd be pretty good.

I mean, not physically, but mentally and just situational. It just keeps getting better in terms of things. So hopefully, it's not supposed to go right? I got to start fucking working out. I mean, I got to start lifting something eventually. You know, these fucking bitch tits are only going to start fucking working out. I mean I got to start lifting something eventually You know these fucking bitch tits are only getting bigger and bigger tell me about it man Ever since I got married I fucking have put on like almost 20 pounds because like I don't we don't do anything And I really like I stopped doing the program the way watchers program was sitting around watching movies and eating shit Food and I'm like I damn it. So today I went back on today was the day

I'm like, I'll lose it again. Oh nice man. That's good. Yeah. What are you gonna do? Make it all the right fucking decisions, bro? Oh come on. You're fucking you're fucking example. You're fucking role model except for going to Orlando. That one was questionable Let's overlook that Let's overlook that. Nobody's perfect. But so we leave SeaWorld and we stop at 7-11 or something Marybeth goes inside and Sage is just sitting there and she says, I like my new aunt and that's what she used to call Suzanne. And I said, oh, of course she do.

I mean, she never calls her her aunt. She calls her Rosie, because her name's Mary Beth Rose. So she calls her Rosie. And I was like, okay, that's good. And she's like, she said something about, I don't have old dad to anymore, now I have a new aunt. And I said, yeah, that's true. And I said, do you know what happened?

You know, because I'm like, I didn't want her to think she just abandoned her or whatever. And she goes, you shoot her. I said, wait you know what happened? You know, because I'm like, I didn't want her to think she just abandoned her or whatever. And she goes, you shoot her. I said, wait, what? And she goes, you shoot her. I said, you think I shot her? Did she wasn't saying like, she like shoot? No, I said, you think I killed her?

And she goes, yeah, like it was nothing. And Johnson threw him through. That is a ride or die bitch man. Oh, shit. And I think the listers just like myself right now are having to fuck up with their jaws back in place because it's a gap. That is fucked up.

They're not the only ones. Imagine it's fucked up. That's a Mary, that is fucked up. They're not the only ones. Imagine it's fucked up. That's a Mary Beth said I told her, I was like, you're not gonna believe the conversation I just had. And then I said, whoa, whoa, whoa, I said, who told you that? She goes, nobody.

I said, no, no. I said, she moved. I said, she wanted to move and it's far away. So that's why you don't see her anymore. I was like, I didn't shoot any, but don't, don't, don't stay that shit. You know? I've been doing plenty of, like your rambling,

you're like, this plenty of times I fucking want to shoot her. Oh yeah. No doubt, but like in her mind for years now, she thought that I just shot her and that was the end of it. And then Mary Beth is like, well, what does she think you're gonna do with me if like?

I don't know, I guess shoot you too. But I yeah, like she's she likes and Rosie so much that she, but she's willing to keep her in a situation where at any point, dad I could shoot her to get rid of her. Yeah, that's pretty crazy. She has a very like she'll say it a lot. First off, she'll say Data best friends forever, right? No less, and I'm not exaggerating. No less than 12 to 15 times a day Shall always say data data you and me right you and me because I think like for her like Females have not been very like strong role models in her life Nor have males really, except for me, like the only person that's been around

the entire time from beginning to end was me. So I think, you know, that's where that, like you and me, like where a team comes in. And maybe when she's willing to keep quiet about a possible murder. Dad, if you ever need a body buried, you and me. I know, right? You guys would come to me. I'm like, no, I'm too old. I'm going to sage now.

But I was like, do I bring her to see someone? Because that's like, it's pretty fucked up. But does she have a concept of what, like does she have a real concept of what that means and everything? I don't know. I don't know how much she understands death, like, in its final form. She will say, like, she'll be like my dad died. She'll say that sometimes. And that's why she doesn't see him anymore. I don't think she has any concept of, like, death for herself, you know, that kind of shit.

Yeah, so then what's the therapist gonna do? Teach her what death means, and then that you didn't cause it. Yeah, but I mean to be that laissez-faire about something like that. Haven't we all been laissez- at some point because if you're if you're like say like you had a A niece and you didn't have a girlfriend and she's not downs Just regular just or you know regular normal niece and she's like oh, I always thought that you shot and killed Your former girlfriend you'd be like well, whoa whoa Yeah, that would be weird

So I I would just my my concern would be like, you're not telling people that, are you? Right. I said, who told you that? She's like, nobody. So she just came up with it on her own because I guess she sort of disappeared in a way. And then she never saw her again.

Yeah, I don't know. I would've thought it was. She saw something on TV or something. Well, she does see, I'm sure she sees shootings and shit on TV and videos and that kind of crap. I mean, she watches all that chucky stuff, you know, she's willing to bribe a chucky and Annabelle and all that. I'm trying to think if my niece told me, she thinks I killed one of my exes. I mean, you can't really compare it because it's a it's it's it's such a fucking insane mindset like for For someone who understands all the factors to have about their uncle and then still be like I'm gonna go to Disney World with you

I would be like yeah, we got to get this kid in therapy because that is fucked up But I don't think it's in in in the stages a Situation I don't know i wouldn't bother with therapy yeah i mean because it's not like she's running around like trying to kill friends or the cats or anything like that it's just like in her mind that's like i just i guess you just got rid of her yeah but

but what do i know about kids i don't want what do you think uh... yeah i think she it sounds like sage has a very active imagination. No boy. So I would chalk this up to just a kid being a kid and having a very active imagination and I would not overreact to something like that and put her into therapy and stuff. You know, because you know what I mean, I want to put her on some sort of fucking drugs as their app to do. You know, everything is solved with a drug. I would be so, you know, I would like to put it.

So, no full-there partner. Yeah, so that was the sort of a mind-blowing convert, like, Gidham's back looking at the fucking screen. So that was sort of a mind-blowing conversation ahead with her. Yeah, that's intense conversation. That would definitely stun me. If, you know, but again, I would not overreact to it and not be like, you know, like, oh, she needs this

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studios or open my own podcast studio to fucking compete with him because I mean, yeah, like what what am I to make of it? Because I love Ming. I've never had anything but but affection and and respect for Ming. You know, I genuinely like him. I consider him a dear friend. Am I am I picking this up by the wrong handle? Am I looking at it the wrong way? Well, there's a third option. You haven't mentioned though. Put them on retainer. And he'll only, and I have him pay him to only talk about your beer. You bet he's my friend.

I said business, but he's getting paid to talk about that other beer though. I don't know that he is. I don't know. That's what I'm saying. Look, no, if he was getting paid,, all's fair man, the business is business. I would support that, I would give it to him. But let me just read you this from Ming Chen. I don't think he does it for free.

I bet you they're doing something for his studio though. I could be wrong of course. But I think they're doing something like giving him something, a kickback of some sort. Oh, I don I think they're filling in. I think they're doing something like giving him something a kickback of some sort. Oh, I don't think so. I think they're just sending him a six pack because here he is holding up this beer going big thanks to our friend Chad for sending this in from blah, blah, blah. This is a stout that is brewed with freshly baked moon pies and it was great. Like he's not, I mean, you have to say, like there's rules. You have to say that it's an ad if you're doing an ad or something like that. Right. Like a paid promotion. You have to have, you have to hashtag ad if you get paid to do something.

Okay. By who? By the big. Those of by anybody like, like that's why if you see like celebrities now do it. Yeah. By who? By the big company. By anybody. That's why if you see celebrities now, like if you go to, I don't know, who's doing anything, well I know that the few times we've gotten a few bucks

to do something like that. If you're not promoting your own products or stuff like that, you have to be like, like even, he is Gal Gadot, Wonder Woman, right? And she works for Revlon and she's a model for Revlon and every post she ends it with hashtag ad. And we've had to do that.

I've only gotten paid to promote something twice. And they very specifically was like, you have to put hashtag ad at the end. Is that a Twitter rule or is that like some sort of now ethic rule that I mean, I can't imagine it has to be like the, the, um, the platforms rule, right? Right. The platform that he's on. Yeah. Like Instagram or Twitter, right? He asked that he or demanding if this is an ad, but who was going to, who would investigate that though?

Well, all right, let's just cut. Is it worth a hundred bucks a year for R&H to just put him on as the, like, up, as a sponsor? A hundred dollars a year. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, he gets more in free six packs. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, All right, I just started out. What does it mean? That's the need. How much? How much do I gotta give you? 250?

To only, to 250 a year to only talk about your beer? Well, he has personal relationships with some of the guys, like the Red Bank place. I can't remember the name. But he has a personal relationship with Q, though, too. Yeah, I mean, that's a personal relationship. That's what I'm saying, though, for him, I think it would be easier to not talk about

new stuff, like new beer that people are sending them rather than old stuff, because he would have to go, that would be an awkward conversation for him, maybe going back to the guy and be like, hey I can't really promote your beer anymore, because Q has me on retainer for $250. Well again, if he does a beer podcast with a beer company like in Red Bank and stuff like that, I don't have a prop.

Like whatever man, like you know what I mean? Like that's something saying, business is business. If they're paying to use the podcast studio and shit, you know, so be it. But it's like, it just seems like he really enjoyed this beer. This guy put it up and I'm like, I don't know, man, I don't know what to make of it. I don't know if I should be bothered to be, I mean, I know the answer is I shouldn't be bothered to be upset about anything, but.

Do you think it would sell more units for you if he was pimping it? I do. You do, okay. Well then, okay, then there's a value to Ming Chen then and you know business is business Yeah friends friends have to take a back seat to business and So I mean what it what I mean if you were to be like I don't know like I bet you he would throw you a few comps of your, if you asked him,

like, could you, could you throw a couple posts about R&H? See how the reaction is? See what the value to those posts are and then maybe come to an agreement then. All right, fair, you know what? I think you're right. I think I was thinking about this on a personal level and I shouldn't be. I shouldn't be. I had an experience with Ming Chen once where like, like, there aren't many times I can be like,

oh, this like, this was sort of hurtful. But back when I was going through all that shit with Suzanne and like, there was a guy who was trying to like, he was on set and he was trying to make an end run around me to like get to her. Even though I had been like, oh, I remember this was yeah. Yeah. And I was like, at first, I was like. Yeah, and I was like, at first I was like, dude, can you not like I'm having enough issues without you being her friend to talk to you know,

because that's how it was presented. Then I saw a Facebook post or something that already I've Facebook message that sort of betrayed that whole thing. And I let, I didn't want this guy around. I didn't want him like at our cons. I didn't want him backstage and shit and Ming was totally aware of this and then had him come to a con and do something tech wise and Like when he sees him he's like, ah, you know like the big hug and shit and I was like this motherfucker has no

Allegiance whatsoever Like I wasn't I wasn't asking him to allegiance whatsoever. Like, I wasn't asking him to cut the guy off totally, but at least don't invite him to an event that I'm at to do tech for us, you know what I mean? Yeah, also by the way, he was trying to fuck your girlfriend, cut him off entirely. Right, yeah.

Like by the way, yeah. Yeah, like if somebody was trying to bang Debbie Chen, I can't tell you, like, I would go out of my way to confront the guy. Yeah, yeah. I don trying to bang Debbie Chen, I can't tell you, like, I would go out of my way to confront the guy. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. All right.

So that's one of the personal things. It's a personal thing. Yeah, but then the thing's given up that hog. She's given up that hog. Yeah, that's just cool. She's given up that hog. And we have seen those hogs are fucking like drugs. Yeah, they're valuable.

Well, in a post-coded world, I don't know how many hugs he's going to get anymore. So maybe he'll learn a lesson. So, and so, so what I put on his Instagram post, I posted on it underneath. I did a comment which I never ever do. And I put, so am I being a caddy bitch Walt because I just wrote look for my post regarding competing podcast studios soon Yeah, that's that's throwing a gauntlet down. That's a yeah, you went nuclear on that one because you like it Yeah, that one is Yeah, that says you was not happy. Yeah, it definitely does. Oh, I mean, I, I, in reality, right?

LOL or anything or happy? No, no, LOL. No, Ralph or whatever? No, I'm going to war. I mean, look, at the end of the day, I don't really care. And I did it just so we could talk about it on this show. But it doesn't matter to me at all. But, uh, but you think I should take that down.

You think that people won't see that? I mean, there's always going to be a segment of people online who, who, who, who, who But uh, but you think I should take that down you think that people won't see that I mean there's always gonna be a segment of people online who automatically jump to like oh shit You know and like drama caddy and in that drama Right I've already alerted TMZ. I don't know if you're talking All right, so I'm so I'm gonna take it down so I'm gonna take that down then I'm gonna leave it up fuck it. That's forever people saw it anyway already. I mean, how old is he could take it down? He could take it down if he wants and not only that I've seen Q on Instagram and he's promoting like crazy He's in uh... christmas sweaters he's wearing antlers and shit like a reindeer

you know that i'm wearing antlers i know that i saw some stuff oh wait a q i got a great idea though oh what do you got? i got a great idea you want to like a business uh... relationship with with ming that i think would work out for both you guys you agree to do five spots for shared universe and he agrees to do since since you're bigger than he is he agrees to do 25 spots for our each. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. What do you think? You got a solid though. You

got a dance for it. Those five spots. Man. What are the spots? Are they like a Twitter video where you just rave about the studio where it's your place to go to is like when you want fucking the security and the peace of mind about your podcast and your voice is important. Right. You go to share universe. How much? How much are you doing? How much are you doing? At a 30 minute infomercial on YouTube. All right, how about this? Let's negotiate. Ming will do 20 posts about R&H. The recursive a year.

Over the course of the year, right. Over the course of whatever. Yeah, okay. Right. And he's not he can't he can't promote any other beer. Right. But and I will legitimately at at some point when the pandemic is kind of wrapped up go to shared universe and do a half hour infomercial for him.

Wow, he would take that in a heartbeat. Yeah. Oh yeah, yeah. All right, falls in your court, man. That'll be amazing. You'll have to get guests to come in and they'll give their, what's that called, the testimonials in shit. Yeah.

Yeah. And then you have to talked to him all seriously. Yeah, like tell us what it was like. 20 spots to move some beer. 20 spots exclusive deal. Ming Chen locked up to an exclusive deal. Yeah. I mean, I mean, if he has podcast customers

that are like if like the red bank Al whatever it's called has a show with him. I don't expect him to drop that like I'm not being unreasonable about it, but any Tom Dick and Harry can't just send him a fucking six pack and expect to get blown on on Ming Zin's to your end. But but he does that's the thing is like if you if you look at that feed it's like they gave me a cup of coffee, like he's a fucking blind man or something. Yeah.

Like so appreciative for a slice of pizza cup of coffee that he will post it. And I mean, I guess it's a nice thing in a way because it sort of like brings attention, but realistically, like it's only people who live in that area who are gonna go to that place possibly to get a cup of coffee, and then how many of them fucking follow me.

And why would people even like it on Instagram? I don't understand that shit. I don't know. Pictures that you don't know, I'm bad at it. I mean, for all your fucking talk of me and antlers and shit like that, like I'm not good, I'm not good at promoting, like Kara and Helen and everybody that's kind of running the beer company

for me is always like, you gotta do this, you gotta do that, you gotta do that. And I don't do it because I feel, if it doesn't feel organic, I'm not good at it. I'm just not good at promoting Dexter yells at me all every week, why aren't you posting about misery and dexter and shit like that. I'm not good at it. I hate that feeling of like pay attention to me. Yeah, I know.

It's not a good thing for a business man. It's not a good thing. I should be doing the opposite, but I have a hard time doing it. Can you get some like get some hoties? I could just dress up Helen and she can promote it on your Instagram feed. Yeah, I could do that.

I was thinking of like doing like a like a like a bunch of R&H commercials, but made in the style of different decades. So I would watch a bunch of beer commercials from the 50s, 60s, 70s, and A's, and emulate them in some form. But all that was just a smoke screen just to get to the 80s, where I could have like fucking girls running around a pool of bikinis and like, you know, you don, remember Spud McKenzie was always, I was, well, I told them on up, thanks, but You know, and it was all a smoke screen for that because I feel like it would be remember when you used to walk into a supermarket

And their Kathy Ireland would be a giant cardboard cut out of her in a bikini stand the next to some fucking bud light And you'd be like mm-hmm. I need to get me some Bud light. You can't do that anymore Right, thank you. You are yeah, but you you are your company's Kathy Ireland No, there are so many IJ Ladies who who are are buying that beer because of that fucking cheesecake or beef cake They want to get they want to get wasted on his beer so that, you know, they're in the right mood. So you gotta, yeah, you gotta lose that awkwardness and you just gotta go jump in with both feet and be that fucking, be that model spokesman.

I guess, but I'd rather have the girls and bikinis doing it. Well, what if like, aren't there like, wouldn't it be great? Like, I mean, just can't do it anymore. I was gonna say, wouldn't it be great if 13%ers started taking a fuck of shots of themselves and bikinis with the cans and shit, and then I could repost that and be like, oh, look at this person from fucking Milwaukee sent me.

It's fucking, you know, it's like an 80 style fucking beer ad but does say she don't have that bikini bruh it's like she's she's jumping up out of a pool with the beer it's like there's a black bar across her bones slow mo but I was like I can't even do that like I don't think there's any fun like there's no more fun to be had like that anymore you can't really do that anymore. You can't do that, huh? You can't have 13% or send in pictures.

What about beef cake 87% what about the beef cake guys? Beef cake still in. Yeah, yeah, still in the middle. All right, so I mean, if any if any TSD listeners at all of any gender wanna get, you you know used to feel like this feels like busted nuts on puck nuts. It's not a good idea to suck. It's awful idea.

In particular shock to your shock and horror when we when we introduced you to the busted nuts. A buck that's cute. Oh, yeah. That's right. Explaining that to all your people, all your people on, on, on our each side. I got this idea. How you want to know a little factoid? I don't recall it, but Mary Beth said she sent in a, a photo of

herself in a hockey jersey for busted nuts. I don't have to go back to our files. Check that shit out. Yeah. Well, let me ask you something. If I reached out to Marybeth and was like, look, I want to pay to do ads on Tellum Steve Dave for R&H, but the kicker is you have to be the spokesmodel.

You have to redo your busted nuts photo with an R&H T-shirt and use that, would she, how does she feel about that? Oh, she would do it. Yeah. Oh, yeah, definitely. And that's everything. I mean, you can't stop all female modeling, right? No, just the exploit of Typhoon.

I'm gonna tell you a friend. It's like a free stuff. You have anybody who listens to the show knows I just want to get to the 80s type advertising Because I think it's fun and I think it'll sell and you know, frankly, I respond to it So I don't know that I would fly as a joke to a listening base that has heard me for 10 years and knows what I'm really about Even born in the 80s Yeah, yeah I don't even born in the 80s. Yeah.

Yeah. What do you think that I, you think I could do that thing where like if I start slow Walt and I make a commercial from the 50s and the 60s and the 70s and the 80s and then 90 and then people would just be like, oh, that's pretty funny. He did that. It's a parody. Yes. You're taking a shot at how ridiculous it is and how outdated it is and you're making fun of that of that and

You're you frame it in a light where you're like look how ridiculous this was back then Right Yeah, what's Chuck doing is Chuck around? Can I get Chuck on the phone? Yeah? He'd be good at stuff like that. He would jump at that chance to do those those spots All right, you get out of tough. Yeah, he would right good at stuff like that. He would jump at that chance to do those spots. All right. I didn't even get out of it. Yeah, he would, right? He's got a cow.

He's got a cow. She's a model. Let's throw her in there too. Yeah, his cow's pretty cute too. That'd be all right. Get her to the key. All right. Chuck, you heard it.

Come on Chuck, you're with fucking around. You want this job? Hahaha. Yeah, this is why I'm bad at all this stuff, but I'm trying. I am trying. Oh, boys, I'm going to talk about a new sponsor here called Green Chef. Green Chef. Oh, I got this in the mail the other night.

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weather's right when him when they say hello when they do the handslapped and start fucking. There's a close up and shit and their muscles. They're gleaming muscles. Yeah. It's a fun movie. And I like every I don't remember anything about Predator to though.

Oh, I like Predator to and I always caught shit from that. He's the weapon, right? Danny Glover, yeah. Like, Huffin and Puffin running around the city trying to fucking breathe while he fully chased the Predator. I always like Predator 2. I caught shit for that over the years. What do you think while Predator 2, yay, no?

Do you remember that? I like Predator 2 as well. I thought it was a decent movie, but both movies I haven't seen in decades. I would be Just going on vapors at this point trying to remember you know everything about it It's tough because it like the more shit you watch the more shit you take in the harder it is to really recall Everything else, you know like the stuff that it's like all right How I want I'm gonna have to think about Predator next and your brain just sort of kicks like the little details away, you know

You're like, I remember there's a predator and I remember he got killed by a log Speaking of predators and aliens. Oh, did you hear the news that came out today from Israeli? Sources no, it's a that that There is without a doubt, 30-year veteran of Israeli special forces of some sort of, like, you know, not special forces with that you would normally think, but like dealing with space and shit says there is absolutely, you know, doubt there are aliens.

We have communicated with them. Trump has spoken to them and they were going to reveal it to the world. They were going to reveal it to the world. Trump was going to reveal it to the world that the aliens are out there, but the aliens put the kibosh on it and said that it would be too much for the human mind to handle at this point. And I want to wait for them to reveal that, you know, that there's alien races have been in contact with us for years. And they think that Trump is gonna

restrain that information? Apparently he already has, this guy has gone rogue and he says he has nothing left to lose. He's almost 90 years old now and he's just telling it like it is. He said that people will think he's crazy, but there are aliens. And he said something weird though about how they're not, they may not be from aliens like we're thinking about in terms of like from far distances from galaxies it was a very strange

ominous thing that maybe it was interdimensional creatures who are really yeah why is that so much more interesting than just a regular old alien right uh... well and other dimensions is actually more, is actually I think an easier pill to swallow for me than aliens from this universe because I don't understand parallel universes and I don't understand alternate dimensions, right? But I do understand distance and you know how far you are from the closest fucking galaxy. Like, the science to travel the distance between us and our nearest fucking star

is like, it just seems impossible to me. But, you're telling me that there are other parallel dimensions and aliens are coming from there. Then I'm like, well, I don't know the rules of that at all, so maybe. Yeah, like how did they figure out how to do it? Yeah. This is a pretty big fucking news story that isn't really getting picked up. Just came out today. News just broke today that Israeli scientists confirmed that alien life

exists and has been in contact with the whole world with the leaders of the world for a long time now. Well, I'm looking at the New York Post right now Do you want to see some do you want to hear some headlines that are more important than aliens traveling from another dimension mystery of booming sound in New Jersey apparently solved Bride to be dies from coronavirus days after she was set to wed Jet reporter out at daily news amid bizarre stocking scandal. This is how Olivia Culpo maintains her model body. Nothing about Ellie.

Well, I just found something right in the New York post about it. I just typed in Israeli aliens and it came up. Can you write up? Walt, this guy is saying, I don't know, this is fucking weird because this is the former head of Israel's, of Israel's not Israeli, of Israel's space program. He's the head, he's the top guy. This is, this is huge news.

This is not no fucking like, some quack or some dodo. This is definitely like scary, you know, strap yourself in for because it's the everything's about to change shit Holy fuck to he helmed Israel space security program from 81 to 2010 that's not a small That's not a small run if you don't believe now. I'm not sure though. Is Israeli space program a small run if you don't really know. Now I'm not sure though. Is Israeli space program?

I know. Is it a telescope and a fucking and a fucking kazoo? Oh no. Don't they try to contact you? Try to contact other life? Don't they have a problem like handling a river bank over there? Like how the fuck are they gonna?

I hear you saying. Oh, I'm looking at it. Yeah, that's fucked up though. river bank over there like how the fuck are they gonna I hear you saying That's fucked up though They signed a contract with us. What contract did they sign? Yeah, who's illegal? Yeah, it says they signed a contract with us That is really army's tough though man. You don't want to fuck with them like they may be Scare an aliens tough, though, man, you don't want to fuck with them. Like they may be, uh, scaring aliens. Oh, hold on a second, while it does kind of go off the rails a little bit, he goes, he claims American astronauts have already set foot on Mars.

There's an underground base in the depths of Mars where the representatives are and also American astronauts. Okay. Why does that give you doubt than just that revelation right there? We have gotten, we have gotten vehicles and space crafts to Mars though. Yes, that I know. But I don't know, man, that seems like a lot.

But I fuck dude, I that seems like a lot but Fuck dude, I just I mean I guess if I'm gonna give it to the guy then sure why not? Secret bases on Mars. Do you think this is the foreshadowing for the announcement that COVID is an alien fucking germ I face I think it's it's a pre-shadowing of the announcement that this guy has Alzheimer's is what I think it's a pre-shadowing of the announcement that this guy has Alzheimer's is what I think it's a pre-shadowing of. Hahaha. It's mostly what I think. Yeah, that's a rough one because you're like, wow, he has all the credentials. And then you hear him say shit and you're like, oh man, like now you sound crazy.

You're right about the vehicle's getting sound crazy. You're right, though, about the vehicle's getting the Mars, you're right about it. Yeah, but I think a lot of people are gonna do it Q just did right there, and this is not to not Q, but a lot of people's first reaction is gonna be, he's of an age where he's probably his mind is going, and a lot of people will do that, but I'm not ready to go to him.

I mean, this guy's fucking got all, he's legit in terms of like his his past and what he's done. For him to come out and say this now is just to fucking really puts all his work under a microscope and it opens him up to ridicule just like what's going to happen now? Why would he do it? For what reason? Yeah, what would he do? Why would he tell us as well though? He's breaking an oath with the aliens. Yeah, they're gonna be real contracts.

Yeah. How long do you think it takes to get to Mars? Cause I just looked it up. Years. It's months, right? It's like nine months or so. Seven months it says. Yeah. It's not that right? It's like nine months or something. Seven months it says. Yeah. It's not that long really. No, not really. I mean, I watched a veneraisin last week and I

was just wondering, like, how could I deal with being months away from Earth in a little spaceship that small? And it's like, I don't think very well. Netflix. What's that? Just Netflix? Netflix and chill, the whole way to Mars? I mean, I mean, would it be that much different than your current fucking, just in your inner fucking capsule, a space capsule rather than your house? This house could be a spaceship and I wouldn't recognize that we were traveling to Mars

for our first house on Mars. I remember loving event horizon doesn't hold up. It does. It's fucking great. Yeah. It really does hold up. It's well done. I remember. Oh, go ahead. Sorry. No, no, no. I'm sorry. I just switched to event for rising because I've been digging about lately. We could keep going with aliens. But I was going to talk about because now on the heels of this announcement by the Israeli head of space We've also had in the news the monoliths are popping up all over the fucking place Have you seen that? Mm-hmm did see that and they said I read that in Arizona that like a couple guys came and took it away

Yeah, that's what you want that's what the media wants you to believe that couple of guys came and took it away. Yeah, that's what you want. That's what the media wants you to believe that some guys came and took it away because they don't want anybody going out there. Now as they're studying it and trying to figure out what the fuck it is. I mean, everything's a misdirection, Brian. It's like a hand. So the model that's really mean nothing. Oh, no, they probably are something.

I bet you somebody fucking did stumble upon one and now they're in spin control spin mode. Well, if they just if they just discovered aliens, yeah, maybe it's a way to communicate with the aliens. That's what these monoliths are all about. I don't know why they wouldn't put them in a more secretive location. You know, but they are a pretty secretive location in the middle of nowhere. They didn't even announce where it where the location was because they feared, you know, people flocking out there.

Right. Nobody know exos exactly where they are. I know, Gatam told me that they could you could look on Google Earth and find one. But you have a lot of. Yeah, the one in the deserts gone. They said they thought it was like part of the Westwood, the Westworld set or some shit like that. Like the one out there in the desert.

But they're saying it has a cover-up shit to me. They're saying, oh, absolutely. Because it disappeared so fast. It was like, it's just like Roswell. They found the wreckage the next day. Oh, it's a balloon. It's the same shit. It just happened and again.

They're saying here, four men have come forward as the makers of a monolith that was the shard in california uh... course there yeah i mean i don't know these fucking guys it's just a picture of three guys that in the ecstasy like what looks like a telephone call but then how is it that way these other countries romania and uh... where else would you rather walk, find out the answers about the aliens if we've been working with them

if there's a base on Mars, or would you rather that they come forward the day after you die? Like would you rather live in the time that it happens or not, I guess? Live in ignorance or live with the truth and The repercussions of the truth right. Yeah Ignorance they say it's bliss for a reason bro It really is like it is awesome like if you're if your ignorance is a great existence and Not knowing horrible shit

It could be pretty fucking damn dope, but I think at the end of the day, man wants to know the truth. Even if it's fucking shitty, he would rather know the truth than live a lie. I honestly believed that. I would want to know, I don't want to wait till I'm on my deathbed.

You know, I want to know now. I'm just still marveling at the quote, ignorance is pretty damned hope. So awesome. We got a tab, we made a new t-shirt in a while. But yeah, I guess, but like you don't think that if the word was truly got out that there were aliens and we've been in contact with them, you don't think that you think society

would hold together because in the past you've been of the mind that we all break down and go go crazy. I think that, you know, as I said that in my youth, well not my youth, like when we first started to tell him Steve Dave, I've come to Appreciate society a little bit more in terms of like stop treating us like like children that cannot handle anything and like give us more Benefit of the doubt that we're not like these like Animals that like will run a muck at the slightest bump in the road, you one little bump is gonna put us on a course for self-destruction.

We can handle the truth, give it to us. Do you think? Look at Portland. I think everything's fine. What do you think about this? Is it look at Portland? I said look at Portland. I was just about to say yeah, like they mentioned like,

hey, there's a virus around and people swarmed fucking grocery stores and shit to get all the the toilet paper and crap, but it did yes inconvenience yes and there will be there will be a segment. I mean, I'm not going to say everyone's going to handle it as good as I will, but but there's going to be a segment that doesn't handle it well, but you know what? um... but but there's gonna be a segment that doesn't handle it well but you know what we cannot fucking just make decisions based on the worst of us or the or the ones that are going to fall apart you know i think that we should make decisions based upon us to the benefit of uh...

of a society knowing shit rather than being kept in the dark with our eyes closed yeah like with like who the fuck are you guys to not tell us about aliens? Exactly. Why do you guys get to know and we don't? Why don't we get to know any of the inner workings of the shit that's going on? Oh, because of security? Oh fuck you, man. What if they were like, what if they put out a trigger warning before they announced

it? We'll sort of keep it. To like this made true. I don't know. I don't know how I feel. Brian, what do you think you'd want to know? I know you. You think the chaos. Yeah.

Definitely. I would want to know. I don't know. I think I just want things to go as they are for the next 40 years. That's it. That's a that's a guy speaking. No, who like right now is fucking smoooh salin right yeah like any fucking rough waters

I don't know anywhere for the boats going well I got some fucking I got the I got to put on these antlers every once in a while that that's my biggest problem um the only realy ripple is that keep work for more in the closet. I got a show to make Have you guys seen the stock market you guys want to fuck with this? The middle yeah, like fucking kidding me. I bought Tesla stock at like 30 bucks. Are you kidding me? Oh? This fucking shit I bought Tesla stock at like 30 bucks. Are you kidding me? Oh Fuck it shit Quiet quid says there's nothing to see here Checking out our dinner party

Turn off the news and turn on ij fake news Yeah, I got a model with I got one of my yacht, but it's bullshit. It's bullshit Misery and this like he's like a duck up up water his feet are going a million miles per hour just keep treading come on the outside frantic on the inside come on the outside Come on the outside frantic on the inside come on the outside Oh The fucking definition of I got mine I'm kicking the lab just kicking the ladder down for the rest of the society

You don't need to know about aliens. It's fine. There's any number of people that are like, I don't want it to be like this for the next 40 years. My self included. I don't know. I guess I guess I would want to know, but just give me 10 more years earlier. Well, that's what the assumption that they're really going to fuck shit up, right? That it's like, if they're just almost like another country, as opposed to like coming down and like, okay, the world is ours now we're gonna

start processing humans for fucking fuel and shit you know. Yeah it's really dependent upon what they look like too. Oh you're right yeah the more humanoid the better. Yeah and anything that looks like an insect like a giant insect forget about it you know if everybody will go fucking ape shit. Bro your appearance is off putting. I don't know what that is. insect like a giant insect forget about it. You know, everybody'll go fucking apes shit. But if they look, but if they look like like Captain Kirk, like a green skinned hot woman, then it's like put a put on this bikini and hold this beer can for me. Tell him Steve Day.