Tell Em Steve-Dave - #465: Wookiee Style

Episode Date: December 29, 2020

Walt fears ice, The Mandalorian, Declan is behind the deep fake craze.

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It was like a kid show and the basically the whole lyrics were like, we're gonna Zoom, Zoom, Zoom, Zoom. We're gonna Zoom, Zoom, Zoom, Zoom. It was so late. It was absolutely with it. Did I... I'm Wade myself today, boys. Oh, I Wade myself too. I was not happy.

I am currently the fatest I've ever been in my entire life. I can't even move without feeling like I'm in some sort of like a different body. It's so fucking weird man. Like like moving my arms. It's like I feel things like pulling down here. None of my clothes fit right? Like I sit down on the couch and like my stomach just fucking spreads out. It's not good. It's, uh, it seems common though. They're calling it the COVID-50.

People are putting on 50 pounds. Yeah, that checks out. My friend put on 70. Wow. Yeah. You put on anything? Well, you don't look like you did. Uh, I'm, I don't weigh myself.

I don't think I have weighed myself since the 90s. Since you went to the last doctor's visit. I was thinking about that because with the COVID serum that's out and it's gonna be probably much sooner than later that vaccine will be available and I'll have to make the choice. Like I haven't had I haven't had medicine since the 90s. Right. Whenever you got that tendon done that would have been the last time right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. When I got when I when I had my knee surgery, but would I be should I be not nervous about like putting medicine to my body after all these years?

Like how a vegetarian will go like vegetarian for years and they eat meat and they start puke all over the place. You could have a worse reaction than that nurse. Yeah, I'm not sure. Like am I out of line by thinking like well, this is this is a really difficult like I'm not sure like I haven't had medicine and oh it's it's 1998. I mean no medicine whatsoever You sound like a born again Christian Sorry girls

Do I have any reasons to be concerned though? I? I don't think so. I mean, I don't think that that people build up a tolerance to medicine in general. It's like specific medicines, I guess. Like that's why I like you take'm told I have to not no one said you have to not yet take it, but it could be coming down the pike where I got a very difficult decision to make. Well, what do you think you'll do? I don't know, I was hoping that you guys could help me to like, what would you do if you had this street going? I would take the vaccine. It's a simple simple. But even though you haven't had a need for medicine in since 1998. Yeah, well, that's the key point you haven't had a need. Right. Now you have a need. What happens when you, you know, as you get older and make some health things pop up here and there. Yeah, eventually, you gonna have to. You're right. That like this

streak has to end at some point. I guess a pandemic is a pretty good reason in the street, right? If it's not, I don't know what is. Plus, technically, isn't the vaccine like a dead version of the virus? There's a very weakened version of it, I think. So really, you're not really getting medication, I guess. If you want to look at it from a certain point of view, you could star wars this shit and fucking come up with it. Like, you're really getting injected with the virus, not with medicine. Yeah, but I haven't injected anything foreign into my body in decades, though.

So now it's a little concerning to me. I guess it shouldn't be, and I don't want anybody getting upset, and everything. I get it. So now it's a little concerning to me. I guess it shouldn't be, and I don't want anybody getting upset. Everything I get it. But I'm like, it's still, it's like, I'm very allergic to things too. I'm highly allergic to things. And I hear that there could be allergic reaction. I have a very sensitive system.

If I change detergent, I could die. That's what a doctor told me once. Really? Oh, that you've been serious. Now, was this a doctor in an office or was this a doctor on a street corner? He said, if you were to change your detergent and never go back and you're getting this kind of reaction, you can get infected and you can, like, all these, like I was breaking out with these burns all over my body and it was a allergic reaction to my wife changing detergents. Hmm. It's really, I'm going to be first got married.

So like, we had to go back to like, you know, chlorox water, water down chlorox, like not even pure chlorox. So you just bleaching everything right away. She's like, oh my God, I got to switch detergents for this soft mother fucker. My man. Sometimes I get concerned about you though, Walt, that like I, while I respect and appreciate your, your Iron Man streak, it does concern me that you're of the age where like, you should have a finger up your butt,

because God forbid, God forbid, it's an ugly, ugly disease. I know, I know, but it's, I'll die straight though though, at least I'll have that. I don't know, like I'm my true son. He never had, he had never had anything in his fucking ass. Is that why the last time I went to the urologist, he's like, congratulations, you're now gay. Yeah, when I got checked suddenly, I had a hangar for some Johnny Cakes. So maybe this is it though, maybe the vaccine is what gets you back on sort of the medical role.

You go, you got to check up, you know, you get a physical, they're like, you look all good, you seem all good. And I know what you're like, you treat your body though the same way you treated your car. I remember like when the light came on in your car, you had just like put something in front of it so you couldn't see the like check engine light. You would say it sounds crazy except it's working from. I know.

That's the thing I'm so terrified though that I'm going to go and they're going to be like, oh my god, you got this wrong, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, you got to do this, you got to take this, you got to do this, you got to do this and I'll be like, and then, and then it's just a downhill all from there though. I think, I think my mind is more powerful than medicine. Than modern medicine. On the flip, not everybody. Just, you know, this doesn't work for everybody though.

This is, you know, I wouldn't, I wouldn't tell this to my kids or anything You know if they were you like if they need a medicine obviously right you get the medicine Yeah, but I mean did you are you concerned about like the virus like getting me getting it right the Vaccine and then it comes out the news that it's like it's killing people or that they fucked up like something's wrong, it's mutating humans. I would be lying if I didn't say there was a little bit of concern of like that it's going to have an adverse effect on a certain segment of the population. I can't have believed that if everybody's being honest that no one thinks

that though that there could be, you know, it was fucking lightning speed, it's out. Well, as soon as the nurse passed out after taking it, I think a lot of people were like, oh shit. But then the, you know, the CDC jumps in, they're like, no, no, no, no, no, no, like 3% of women and two, she's a pussy. Yeah, yeah, basically. The CDC.

Yeah, basically, because she's like, she takes it, and she's like, I mean, there are a certain to segment of people that were like, holy shit. They just killed her. Oh, God. I got a, a text from my friend, and it was, it was made to look like a headline. And the his text said, should have seen this coming. And then it was a link to, would look like an article that said, um, first, the code that nurse is in a coma after getting the thing.

And I was like, oh, fuck, and I clicked on it. And as I was clicking on it, I, it clicked in my head, what was about to happen? But I clicked it because I realized a second too late and then just a giant black cock came up on my screen. That guy that's sitting on the bed. Yeah. I got, he got me, he got me, fucking bastard. came up on the screen. That guy that's sitting on the bed. Yeah.

I was like, he got me. He got me fucking bastard. God. I'm not sure what happened here. You've never seen that. You think you're clicking on a link to an article. It's made up to look like you're going to a news article, but instead it's to a picture of a big black dude with his dong hanging down to his knees. So you got tricked. Who sent you that? Oh, so far only two of my friends. So, you know, I'm sure more are coming. So Walt, this is the family friendly version of it, you know. Can you see that?

I can't, all I can see is Q actually on the screen. Oh, you can't see me? I don't have, now you're not even popping up. Last time you popped up intermittently, like I didn't know how it was working. I was kind of amazed by the technology. It was like when you spoke, you were on the screen. Then when QS Proc, you popped off the screen.

It was almost like the computer knew who to focus on. So to my point of view. Well, if you go to the upper right hand corner, there's a thing says, view, you should be able to turn that on. Like bring your mouse up. I don't really need to see a black cock. No, I, I used the family friendly version. I was censored. Oh, I'll send it to you later. Yeah, I don't want to touch the the the the item laptop here and fuck everything up. Everything seems to be going okay. All right.

When my question is like, how would I even know that somebody's like, hey, you can have the vaccine now? Like, do I have to research it and like look it up or like, how do you even know when you can get it? You go to your regular doctor or their COVID stations? I think it's going gonna be like a CVS Walgreens type thing right they just gonna let you know when it's available Yeah kind of like the regular flu shot. I think so I've been hearing and No kid in the side and no like this is not like a joke or anything, but you you like True TV isn't like isn't like trying to secure dosages for isn't like trying to secure dosages for, you know, because they have a fucking vested interest in getting everybody back on and making episodes.

No. They're not trying to like the NFL does for their players, like they're getting making sure that they get their vaccines and everything. No, not at all. I mean, we're in the middle of negotiations for more, more seasons of jokers. So maybe they're waiting to see if we sign before they decide to help save our lives. I don't know. But now that hasn't been brought up at all. Wow. Okay. So you're on your own basically, you're saying it's like escape from New York over here, man. I'm just

fucking it's a free for all. Wow. Call me snake. I did wonder what, like everybody has their number to do something, right? And if I came to you and I'm like, look, I have extremely good information. We can hijack a truck full of COVID vaccines and resell them on the black market. Like what's your number for that? I'm like, it's going to go smooth. It's perfect. It's beautiful. There is not a chance on the planet.

You could ever get away with hijacking a fucking tractor trailer full of COVID vaccines. Sell it on the black market. And who's fucking going to take that fucking black market, fucking vaccine first off? I don't know. People go to like Mexico for plastic surgery and shit, they use different Botox and shit that's not really approved by FDA. I think the fallout not only have you committed like a horrific crime, but you stole fucking vaccine. I know, that's why I'm wondering wonder you are going to be high. I know

You're like I like I like I like I hasten warlord. Yeah Jesus I don't think you can make enough money right to make that valuable you can make enough money. Like, let's say you did steal the truck, the number for Walt, for Walt to do it, you know, it has to be somewhere like in the millions, and you're not going to get millions for that one truck full of vaccines. It's true. That's true. Did you hear somebody told me that within the vaccine bottle, there are five to seven doses, but I guess people didn't like the hospitals didn't know that so they're just drawing out the one Dosa then throw on the rest away. Oh my god because I was miscommunication between Pfizer and the hospitals or something. Can you imagine that shit? But they caught it. They got it. They nipped that eventually

Is it Beyond belief that there's miscommunications with something like the on this level when you get to that level? There's nothing more important in the world right now. Nothing. That's all people are talking about is the COVID vaccination. And like, oh, shit, we did tell you that. Oh, all right, our bed. I don't know. You could think that like they would put it on the label where it's just like five doses or something like that, but I don't know.

What the fuck do we know? Well, I know as I'm fucking getting so fucking fat and wide that I almost don't want to take the vaccine. I hope to get sick and drop some pounds. Yeah, that's when I dropped most of my weight when I got sick last January. I got nice and trim, you know. Yeah, I gotta do that. I gotta come up with, maybe I should start going out

without like carefree. Maybe I'll take some flights. That's enough. I saw people online commending you for your use of the mask when we're recording Tom Steve Dave, you know, there was some video or pictures or something. And they did on it, yeah, they didn't say anything to me and Walt, there was some video or pictures or something. Oh yeah. And they could on you.

Yeah, they didn't say anything to me and Walt didn't give us any kudos. Although, I did remind them that Walt and I have had as much COVID as you have had since the mask wearing. So it's it, it is true. You have. I mean, you can't really argue with that, but, but I mean, I guess it's that thing of just like what they say. It's like, well, it's only like a one point

Sunday percent chance. Are you gonna get it? Is some shit like that? Yeah, well, it's like really low. Yeah I also wear the mask like that lowers it even more. So it's like why wouldn't I I guess I read that the mask They said it's like I guess the and 95s or it's like 65% effective. I was like, well, it's a pretty big variation, you know, like 35 percent. Yeah, I guess it's just a matter of like, just like if you do the mask, if you do the social distancing, if you don't go to work, if you sort of just stay away from people like all these little chunks of odds work in your favor, they add up, man. You know? But have you kept up with washing your hands as much as you did back when you first started it?

You know, I had to be honest. I was washing the hands more than I ever have in my life, but over time, though, I find myself not nearly remembering to wash my hands as often as I did in the very beginning. Well, you were home in the beginning. That's much easier You know like when you're at work, you're gonna like every two seconds. You're gonna run back and wash your hands the The alcohol the gel whatever The hand sanitizer is much easier, you know, it's just easier Yeah, it's odd too because like at home you probably don't have to wipe your hands

I like clean your hands as much like if I get like a delivery or something then I'll do it but But yeah while working at on the front lines handling money and stuff you would think that you would do it more Although I guess the like Bryce says the gel right you guys load up on that. Yeah, yeah I could put a hand sanitizer on but actually going into a bathroom and washing my hands When this first started, you started, I was doing it just like, I was doing it very, very often, but then as time went on, I'm like, oh, man, you know what? I'm not washing my hands as much as I used to.

I don't know why, other than I guess I just forgot. When you're in the bathroom? No, I'm talking about over the course. I mean, there was TV, I mean, there was networks that were showing Like spots like every other spot was don't forget to wash your hands and how to wash your hands Showing those spots and guess what I forgot to wash my hands It's often as I as I was in the beginning because you know, I was being hammered with it

Initially, yeah, and a lot of that has stopped now about the washing of the hands yet You've still again have as much COVID now as you did when you were washing your hands like a maniac. So you got to wonder, I speak on a medical shit. I think it's highly likely I'm going to have to go get this operation for my shoulder. Oh, no. You know when you take a nine volt battery and you touch it on your tongue and it gives you that Life's that's the way my left arm feels all the time. Oh

Was a pinch nervous something? Yeah, it's like it's crushing down on a nerve because like the He showed me an x-ray like the cushion between the two I guess vertebrae is Is getting smashed in and like you look at the other ones and they're nice and fluffy looking good and but there's just one that's like you know mashed down so what they do is I think they go in and they open it up they put like these metal plates in to spread the the neck apart a little bit like the spine and yeah it's pretty gross and then they put them they may I don't know what the hell they put in there to relieve the pressure maybe they just leave the crushed one in and it regains it's shape I don't know that much hell they put in there to relieve the pressure. Maybe they just leave the crushed one in and it regains its shape.

I don't know that much. I have to ask Eric. But, uh, yeah, it's looking like, uh, neck or... Why, Eric's doing the operation? Uh, no, that would be awesome though. I was gonna say they wouldn't allow that, would they? I don't think so. He's a shrink anyway.

He's like, well, I can tell you why he hates himself, but I can't tell you how to fix his neck. Ha, ha, ha. Do you, is there any concern about getting pain medication and fucking fallin' back under the thumb of the demon? Not really, because I've had, since I went off it totally, I've had kidney stones twice and they gave me progress at twice.

I took it as directed and I didn't go seeking rep out or anything, so. I took it as directed and I didn't go seek and rip out or anything. So I feel like I'm pretty good with that now. It's it was such a horrific time that there's just no way I'd ever want to revisit it. It's just and I don't I don't think I have that in me anymore. Like take a couple of them like holy shit. That's right. This right.

Well, plus I at the time it seems more to me. It was more about escape than anything else. Yeah, escape and like just, I've been watching these shows where you know, like these ID channel shows. And I watched a lady she fell, she heard her back. Now this is like a lady who was like a pharmaceutical representative, had a great career, all this other shit.

Her dissent into eventually like murdering her husband because she's taken all these pills and shit and it's like this is just a regular lady, you know, so it could happen to just about anyone. And that's at the time when I was taking them, I think I've said before, it's like I was like, I'm not going to get addicted to it. I've never been addicted to anything. That was it though. That was the one.

It was my, my cockiness that got to me. You know? I thought I was stronger than medicine like well but I was wrong. I was dead wrong. Did you guys make out with the snow? Oh boy. I had to go shovel some. The small amount that I shoveled, I don't ever want to do this again. I don't care how little I have to... How much I have to pay some of the shovel, so little snow, I'm never doing it again. Because it was powdery and then it got a little bit of rain and then it got cold again. So it's these big sheets.

You can't just shovel like regular snow. And then it got like a little, a little bit of rain. And then it got cold again. So it's these big sheets, it can't just shovel like regular snow. You pick it up and it's like a huge fucking four by four sheet of ice on the end of the goddamn snow shovel. You didn't shovel, right? I can't see you out there. Oh, I was out there shoveling. Really?

I mean, my back is killing me. Oh, shit. Am I, am I, my, my, what's the, what's the, the six pack muscles? Mm-hmm, you're right. I'm gonna's the six pack muscles? You're having a six pack? Yeah, the abs were like, the abs were burning from, you know, from shoveling yesterday. You're like, no pain, no gain.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. And one thing I observed today was I had to take a walk through RedBank a pretty far walk. And I had to take a walk through Red Bank a pretty far walk and I came to the realization that I was just like holy shit I am I was cognizant of where I was stepping and what I was like you know was that too slippery where in the past man I never would have gave a fuck about ice man I would have stepped on that ice like a fucking cat.

Yeah, there was there was no concern that I was ever going to slip and fall. Is there's like my my my my balance was like that of a fucking will end. And now I'm sitting here going like, oh that looks a little slippery. Should should I should I go all the way around to the fucking go on the other side of the street because there's a little bit of bumpy ice It's fucking terrible. We we are pathetic man between his shoulder You and the ice to me turn into a fucking fat fuck like we're just getting old in front of everybody and Like falling apart in the front of their very eyes like like falling apart in the front of their very eyes. Yeah, it's terrible.

Yeah, people feel bad. They're like, oh, I just, I just at the pity, the pity is what keeps them coming back. We're cautionary towel three of us. I don't know what we can remember, like not fearing like falling a nice. I mean, I would, I mean, I wouldn't have a fucking like, fucking like I mean like there's not a chance I'm gonna fall. I don't care how slippery it is. I'm not gonna fall but now I'm like oh my god I'm gonna fall. I'm so concerned about it. That is a weird thing to believe just because you're younger you're like it's not slippery to me. Look at those other assholes falling all over the place.

I'll never get old. I popped in. I hooked up a VCR today. I did it this morning. I hooked up a VCR and I put in my high school yearbook, video yearbook, cassette. And I saw me and my friends as teenagers. And they had at one foot of one of my boys playing football. And he ran, jumped, caught the ball, hit the ground, rolled, popped up, did it like a celebration thing

at toss the ball. And I was like, oh my god, man, the ability to move like that. It's just not there anymore. It just goes away. It depressed me. Because I know what he looks like now. Let me tell you something. It ain't that. It ain't that. He had, you know what I mean? Like it was crazy. It was so depressing, man. How did you make out with the snow cube?

I, I shoveled, but I got, I got really lucky because I was out there for about five minutes and I was doing I was doing my shoveling and my neighbor my home run neighbor Came out and I just hooked him up with something he needed a favor and I helped him with something He paid me back fucking immediately. He's got one of the the gas powered snowblowers dude It was fun. It was a blast. I was just I was just rolling up and down doing it blast in the snow out I like I never use a snow blow before you're telling me you don't own a snow blower No, that's surprising to me too For that piece of property because that's a fuck you you need a snow blower man You couldn't shovel that fucking driveway. I mean it hasn't snowed in New York in so long

You know what I mean that I that I, I sort of blanked on it. And then I was like, now I'm like, now I'm like, now I'm online. Like, apparently you can get like the heated driveways. That's when you just flick a switch and I just fucking, so I think I think I might invest in that. My wife has been hammering me for weeks. Tell me what you want for Christmas. Tell me what you want for Christmas.

Tell me what you want for Christmas. I came in and collapsed after shoveling yesterday and I was like, I want a fucking snowblower for Christmas. Yeah. Dude, it's great. The gas powder one, you started like a chainsaw. It was, it worked flawless, Walt. It didn't leave a little layer of snow.

It pulled it right up. It was unbelievable. it wasn't like it didn't leave a little layer of snow it like pulled it like right up it was unbelievable. I can't recommend it enough. You know what her response was to that was. I said I want a snow blower. She goes you do know that's like you need to know how to operate those and like put gas in it and like you know you have to have some sort of mechanical you know competence to work And I'm like, yeah, you're right. I don't know. If you can put this in it and you can pull that like a lawnmower type. Yeah. And so you do.

Yeah, you're in business. Although, you know what? I thought that about my lawnmower and my weed whacker and both of them fucked me. She said though, like if you're, if you're running it though, you know, like the fumes could kill everybody if I'm running it wrong No, are you doing it indoors? Yeah, I mean the snow is outside right? But she said she got me scared she's like, you know, like if you don't run it right you could kill yourself Like if the fumes hit me in the face, right? That's he seems highly unlikely. will worry about that too much. I want to quickly look at snowblower death swallard I

Want to find me a snowblower. That's the way it sounds more likely I knew 20 year veterans on the FDNY that never fucking wore a mask when they went into fires and they were all fine. Well, you know, some of those old salty old dudes, dude, you put on a mask in front of them and they're basically like fucking pussy. Yeah, they just won't do it. That was just a, doesn't the mask provide fucking oxygen? Oh, I'm not talking about, I'm sorry. I was like, those are some tough motherfuckers. Oh, I'm not talking about I'm sorry Some tough mother fuckers Yeah, no there are there are the guys that won't do that either that won't that won't wear it

Dude they're crazy these fuck some of these guys are nuts. I can tell you I'll tell you this one story this one fire I'm gonna tell me unrelated to this I might have told them before because it's such a fascinating story But he had a medal for saving lives. What he did is he put a ladder up against building him in Hatton, and the ladder was 95 feet, and it wasn't tall enough. So he carried a ladder up the ladder on the rig, put it on the end of it, and then climbed up that to get into the building to save people. Holy shit. And it's like, I saw a picture of it and you're like, this is a fucking crate,

because it doesn't look stable. It looks exactly what you think it looks like. Like a fucking ladder. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah. And like the chief, the chief goes, the chief said, hey, great job.

If you ever do that again, you're fired. And then I was like, whoa, I go, this is the kicker of the whole story. I go, I go chief, because it was a chief. I was like, what was it like? He goes, I don't remember. I was drunk. And I story. I go, I go chief, because he was chief. I was like, I was like, what was it like? He goes, I don't remember, I was drunk. And I'm like, okay, I'm like, I'm like,

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But still smoky and stuff like that They was just take it off and just our fucking pull in the ceiling and open in the walls and shit with with just the CEO Blast in the face. I mean a lot of them got cancer, but my point is this I think you're okay I think you're okay with the snowblower I think you're okay with the snowblower. I think so too. I have some injury profiles here if you want to hear them. They're not talking about deaths, but the average age of a person who gets injured by a snowblower is 44. They're males.

90% of their injuries are in their dominant hand, and the injuries are usually amputations of fingers and middle fingers the most commonly injured probably as you're given your snowblower the finger because it's not working. You probably reaching your hand into on jamming. That's what it says snow clogging at the exit to the machine not noticing the impeller blades are still rotating even the machine is off trying to it's all about trying to put your hand in that shoot all these reasons. Yeah. Just like you know, I never even thought of that though, but yeah, I mean, I can't afford to lose any fingers. Definitely not.

Definitely not. You'd have to call one of the girls out and be like, look, you can't, you can't draw as well as I can. That snow is packed in there, getting out. Yeah, it was fun. What do you think is in there getting out. Yeah, it was fun. What do you think is in there? Does someone's digging out?

It's like packed in snow. Yeah, the snow packs in and then it'll freeze up a little bit and then the blade will just catch jammed. It didn't happen to me, but I could see how it could happen. Did you really think that you were going to be able to shovel your entire driveway? Me? Yeah, yeah. You really think that you were gonna be able to shovel your entire driveway? Really? Yeah, yeah. Oh, no, I just figured I would do up to like the door.

Oh, okay. You know how like, yeah, I figured, but yeah, actually, I was like, I'll probably be able to do the whole thing. Oh, that's it. Now, I've learned, you know, I luckily I didn't have to find out at all. And then I was like, he was like, yeah, just put it in my garage when you're done, right? And then so then I did the driveway and then I did the side of house and I was like, do I keep pushing this? Do I, do I just, do I do the whole like around the house? Or is he going

to start looking out the window at one point and been like, that motherfucker's using all my gas? Yeah, I'm just fucking around. Yeah. So I had to make a choice. I don't want, I don't want to piss them off because God forbid it snows again. And then I knew that I knew that again. So I returned it. I returned to him without doing the entire of my house. If it broke on your watch, Q, while you're while you're blowing snow off your property,

what do you do? Do you want to do it? I buy a new one before I even tell him it's broken. I'd be like, hey man, yeah, I'd be like, look, the thing broke up, Amazon's delivering your new one tomorrow or whatever, I would just be like, I'm sorry man, I don't know what happened, but you got a new one coming. He's like, my dad gave me that.

I'll pay for it to get a fix then. I'll be like, I'll pay to get a fix. You should just quietly roll it back into his garage, but thanks, see ya. Yeah, just be like, I was working when I had it. You can't do that shit though. Not not to this guy. He's a fucking home run neighbor.

I can't get this guy off. Did you good? Did you go on research? I fear the, oh, I fear if I get, if I fear if I get a snowblower though, that all the neighbors are, when I see them out there, though, how, how do I justify doing that and then watching them like Buster ass, you know like I have to go over and be like here. I'll help you out And I'll do your and all I'm doing it is the whole fucking street then now just what you quote Dave Chappelle

Just be like I'm rich bitch and then just go back into your house They could probably afford a snowblower. Do what my buddy did. He didn't come out and do my driveway for me. He gave it to me. Just be like, hey man, if you want to use it, use it and just get it back. I wouldn't think that though. Like if my neighbor had a snowblower,

I wouldn't be like, yo, we'll help over here. Like I'm entitled or something. Depends on how close that is. Yeah, sure. I'm not saying that they would be like, they were entitled, but like, personally though, I see like the guy next door to me who I saw yesterday, you know, bust in his ass, and I'm like, and I, and I go out there to Snowblow and I'm done in like 10 minutes.

How do I fuck a close garage door seeing this guy like, you know, hurting? You got to pretend you got to pretend that ran out of gas. Just got to like do the little like a couple of pulls being like, oh man, Debbie, they ran out of, you did you put gas in this? Like make a big show out of it. They're rolling in. Or just fake injury.

Just fake an injury like just digging there. A little bit, oh my middle finger, my dominant hand. Hahaha. Throw a hot dog in the snowblower, watch it like to blast the meat out everything. What's the what's your other hand called if you're if you're what's the is it the non-dominant hand? I think so I think this refer to as non-dominant. We can't.issive hand limp hand Hey, did you so watch him in the lorry yet? I've watched everything. Yeah, I've seen up to and including the finale How fucking great was that finally then the finale did you see it won? I?

Haven't seen it, but you don't do not worry about spoil. I'm not a guy who cares about spoilers Well the audience hey, we should you know if if you haven't seen yet, spoiler alert, right? Yeah, that's what you do it. Right. Would you think of that ending? I thought the ending was amazing, okay. It does make me think though that if they can do that kind of age regression with him, they can do it with anybody and they can make you do anything they want. Like those deep fakes and shit.

Like they can be crying, Quinn say something that you never fucking said it looks exactly like you, sounds exactly like you. Yeah, but it's something offensive or you know, something that you have that technology. Who get them? Declan. Oh, Declan's deep second.

He sent me this crazy, he sent me this crazy ass text one night where he said that now he has everybody's voice is banked and he could now just type out a sentence and pick the voice and that voice will say it. Really? Yeah. Because he said that's dangerous shit. Really? I mean, we say bad enough stuff as it is now we're gonna He asked for a raise to That's pretty crazy and you heard it walled it sounds good He sent me he sent me a clip of it and I didn't recognize it as being anything that I hadn't said before because you never said that.

He said, I typed it in and had you say it. I was like, oh, that's pretty dope. Yeah. That's pretty cool. I guess to the person who didn't say it, you would never notice it wasn't exactly perfect but it's close enough to fool everybody, I guess, but the person's voice, maybe. That cleans up the something over there.

Yeah, I thought, because what happened, Walt, is they brought Luke Skywalker in the end, but it's yelling. Really? Yeah, so they had Mark Hamill do, they did the, I, it didn't look, I mean, to me, it looked, it didn't look real. It didn't look better than Princess Leia and Rogue One. It did look better than Princess Leia in Rogue one

Yeah, but not but but it didn't jump the gap to like holy shit And they also didn't have him say much like he was kind of very stoic So there wasn't a lot of facial expression. He didn't move a lot Yeah, they didn't move a lot they they tried to cover it as best they can But it was a fucking kick-ass scene man man He gets on this ship and he he just starts he lights up the lightsaber and he had the hood down So you know was it was a reveal when he pulled the hood back But you knew who it was he lit up the green the green lightsaber and just you know that's seen in Rogue One with Darth Vader It's going down the hallway and like fucking yeah, it was that but longer and with Luke it was pretty fucking cool, man

Have you seen the dark troopers yet won't uh... they're red with a red right they got red i have read yeah they got red eyes on their black yeah i think i have seen a pistol of them there's something called the horizon or something like that isn't what you're talking about where you see where you're creating fake cg i actors something on cany-value

yeah that's what it's called right so the uncanny valley is no longer an issue It looks that good no it is I didn't see the Irishman so I can't say about that but I but you know I it is It's it's clearly not it's clearly CGI they haven't they haven't completely fixed that yet They did that with then they do a Kurt Russell and Guardians of Galaxy 2 right yes and I thought that looked pretty good yeah that looked really good just need to get in touch with Declan apparently he's got all the fucker tech oh I could take any of our voices and make us say things okay what else do you got? Yeah, but they dad are too D2 in it, Walt, and then at the end, the very end, they have to the credits.

Boba Fett goes into job as palace on Tatooine and just clears out job as thrown room, all the remaining people in there, and then sits down and job as thrown and takes over The criminal syndicate on Tatooine. So is this is so is job a dead job is got at this point Yeah, yeah, bib fortuna is sitting in the in the chair and he comes and he puts one between bib's eyes Pulls his body off the throne and then sits down and takes over. It was pretty fuck cool One thing I noticed in this episode was that Like the all-girl team. Yeah. It didn't bother me, but it did make me think like, the re-, is the reason that I'm noticing this is because there wasn't diversity in previous installments of most things, you know, like this kind of shit. It was like you know Star Wars was all guys Wow, that's interesting dude. I never even

noticed Now that I'm thinking about what you're saying it is it's for women storming the fucking the castle Mm-hmm. I didn't even notice that think about the difference between what Marvel did with the fucking with the Avengers endgame Where it was like captain Marvel and all the females and it was just like she's got help and you heard the whole theater Go give me a fucking break as opposed to this where I didn't even fucking that was on statin island in other places It was it was a roaring cheer of approval That's why I'm not leaving statin island because everybody else is wrong That instance everybody else is wrong in Staten Island's right.

That was the lamest, cheese-dicky thing in a fucking great movie. But here they didn't, I didn't even notice it. I was just kind of like excited for it to go down. Yeah, like I said, it didn't bother me in the least, but I was like, oh, it's like four women attacking. Obviously, this is like a move to diversify the whole universe, the whole world,

which is a pretty good idea. But is the reason I'm noticing it is because it was so absent earlier, you know, earlier incarnations. Yes, but Star Wars really didn't follow too many characters, right? No, not really. So there wasn't even that much of it. I mean, out of the three main humans, one was a female. You know, I like how much more do you need? Chewbacca was a guy right he was supposed to be a male. Yeah, yeah, you saw the holiday holiday special I was in trouble. I'm kind of They're highly sexualized too. Yeah. Oh, yeah, they're he's watching porn right the old grandpa they definitely like to get their freak on

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You know, one more thing about Mandalorian because I want to throw this by you. So in the end of the season Walt, Luke comes and takes baby Yoda to train him as a Jedi. Like that's how the season ends. And my complaint about the, well, I had a lot of complaints about the new trilogy, but my biggest complaint was they were so depressing and dire and all the characters were fucking miserable and nobody was happy. And like Han was divorced from Leia and his ship was stolen and it was depressing and Luke was living on a fucking planet

and like they've turned those, like now when Luke took Little Yoda, Grogu, I was like, man, I wish Luke didn't take him because Luke's a fuckup, because Luke's gonna fuck this whole Jedi thing up and he's gonna end up living alone on a planet and it's like that's how they've made me feel about Luke Skywalker. So now the 30 years in between Jedi and Force Awakens, I don't want to see any Luke Skywalker stories

because I know how it ends and it's fucking horribly depressing. How does that timeline work too? I couldn't understand that if Luke is young and he's taking baby Yoda but then Luke eventually meets old Yoda and doesn't seem to. No, this is after returning the Jedi. Well, this is after. Maiden's in the police. Yeah, he's dead already. Oh, Yoda died already.

Okay. Yeah. It's, I think it's nine years after Jedi is when this takes place. Five because he's Grogo. He's they call him baby Yoda. So he's Yoda or he's not Yoda. No, no, no, they just call him that because I didn't know what his name was. Now they know his name is Grogu. Yeah

So so now baby Yoda is out of the picture now. They like that's like he's not gonna be a character going forward in and Lauren season three This season ended with no answers. In fact, I was wondering because it says after Boba Fett sits in the throne Little cry on comes up that says the book of Boba Fett coming December 2021. And I would initially, I thought that that meant season three of the Mandalorian was going to be about Boba Fett. They were switching focus. But I've, my friends don't, other opinions I've talked to

of don't feel that way. So I don't know. Do you think they did that a little bit too quick? Like, do you know what the only thing they could have played out a little bit longer? The baby Yoda mystery and the whole, you know, now he's gone from the Mandalorian's life. I don't think you will though,

because you never saw him in the force, so he's never mentioned anywhere else in the Force Awakens. So at some point, so either Kylo Ren kills him in the fucking in force awakens or he leaves at some point. This is what I'm talking about. They made the fucking situation so dire that you can't even enjoy the fact that baby Yoda's with fucking Luke. Like you have to be like, I hope he gets away from Luke, but I got to imagine

that they're not going to write them off for forever. They can't. He's too much of a nerd. Yeah, I was going to say, because that's very surprising to me because it was so well received and everything now to take that duo and separate them. Maybe that's not the case, they won't separate them, but if they do, that's kind of like, you know, when in moonlighting, once they fucked, it was over, you know.

So yeah. Well, they said they did say that that Grogru, she said the other Jedi that you met said she couldn't train them because he was too angry and scared. So maybe Luke will come to the same thing and just be like, look, man, this guy is fucking bit, which I actually thought was cool because like, and you see a scene of him knocking stormtroopers around like there are nothing, maybe Yoda, like trying to fucking kill him throwing him against walls and shit like that. And I said, you know what, I think it's actually cooler if there is a risk of Grogu becoming

bad because we already have like a perfect benevolent green alien, you know, is the old I don't need another one Like I think he's more interesting if looks like this motherfucker's dangerous. I can't train him I think that's actually pretty cool, you know what I mean? So hopefully they go in that direction, but so far they haven't made many missteps on that show in my opinion Dude My question to you is like at the end when it was all said and done were you shutting tears? I was not but Joe de Rosa certainly was

Joe de Rosa he told did he tell you to? Yeah, he told me that he went I fucking love that guy. He's awesome He was on the he was on the show that I do with E-Rock today He and Sal did for taste buds. They have a pod. Oh, yeah They may come on tell him Steve Dave. I don't know. I'm trying to land him. I'm not sure if that's good. Oh, I hope so those guys are great. Yeah, I don't I didn't Like Kevin obviously since he posted a picture of himself crying We know that he cries on apologetically with that kind of shit

But is there something with me that it's not stirring me to those type of feelings, like even close to it? I'm like, I didn't do it to me either and I don't feel like I'm deficient and I watch fucking happy death day to you, happy death day too the other day. And I started tearing up at that when she's talking to her mom and shit. I was like, oh, this is pretty fucking I was like I'm looking around me like this is pretty So I know it's within me

But that that scene didn't do it to me Yeah I guess it's a And I can't imagine many people are crying at that That scene that you just described in a happy death day But it might just be the moment like maybe it it's other shit where it weren't like weighing on you. There's just something going on. There's something inside that you connect you to that moment that maybe you're not even aware of.

Yeah, I guess. I mean, I thought she did. Did you see that movie? The second one? Happy day. The first one. I see the second one. So the second one I started watching. I got 15 minutes into it and I was like, this is shit, I don't wanna see this. I don't know how they fucked this up, but it wasn't good. And then last night, was it last night of the night before? I was like, let me give it another shot

because I really liked the first one. And I fucking broke through and I really liked it. I was like, it's really good, but she, because what happens is the thing of it is she gets thrown into another dimension. It's weird, they explain it in a movie in a way. We're instead of waking up in the same morning, she wakes up into another dimension. It's weird. They explain in the movie in a way where instead of waking up in the same morning, she wakes up in another dimension and in that dimension of mother's alive. And she gets a chance to tell her mother some things that she wanted to say to her before

she died in her dimension. And I wasn't watching a little bit. And she did such a good job with the scene. I was like, well, I was like, all right, you know, I wasn't bawling, but I was definitely like, it's a little bit still. Yeah. So now I have not figured out I need to watch it. It's good. I would recommend it. Yeah, it was pretty good. I'll check it out. You got to get pissed. You're going to do what I didn't hate the first 15 minutes.

Yeah. Like this fucking nonsense sucks. But you got you once you get through it, it's really good. All right. I'll check it out. Walt, Tom Cruise, surely you heard about this, going back to COVID. Yeah, I saw he was a little upset about some violations on the set of mission impossible. You know, I don't fault the guy. I mean, he doesn't want to get that production shut down. He's he's not I mean, I thought that I thought the rest of the online community would support that though. That kind of militant like you do not fucking fuck around with this shit. I think you're right. It doesn't have the same fall out as the Christian Bell audio where he's yelling because somebody's in his eye line. Like this is

a guy who's like mother fuckers. How many times do I have to say it? Like, put those goddamn, I mean, he really, like, you listen to it, right? Do we know what they did to what they were doing that was in violation? Did they ever say it? Or not wearing any gloves? I think it was two guys who are looking at a monitor and they didn't have masks on.

And it wasn't like the first time they'd done it. So, I guess Tom Cruise eventually got pissed and flipped out. Because he's a producer too on the movie. Oh yeah, the guy stands probably to make like a hundred million dollars or something. But I didn't listen to it, but what I read a transcript, and it sounded like he was really like,

it wasn't about the, does he care about how much money he makes or doesn't make at this point. He seemed like really pissed that they just weren't, they were putting other people at risk in his eyes. I didn't, like I said, I didn't listen to the tape, but in that it's, first of all, like we live in an era now, we're getting fucking yelled at by your boss is like, I, I mean, I, I got yelled at plenty of times in my life without fucking having to go online and cry about it. Like this, I feel like, like today, like now we're opening investigations

if somebody's fucking mean to someone on set, I get sexual harassment, 100%. Hurt feelings. Hurt feelings. I'm like, this is what we're doing now. Like, no wonder why nobody wants to fucking, it's, you're just like, this is crazy. Like we're fucking getting all worked up.

I mean, look at the way Walt talks again. Do you think that would fly in a movie set in these days? No. No, thanks though. Yeah, somebody be recorded in Walt. He says, if I see a dude again, you're fucking gone. And if anyone in this crew does it, that's it. In you, in you too, in you too. And don't you ever fucking do it again.

And his angry outburst left 50 crew members, shocked five staffers later quit as a result of the rant. Crews has been pictured on set wearing a mask and even rented a cruise ship so the staff could self-isolate. I wonder if the masks will play a role like will it be real time, real world? Like will they acknowledge COVID existing in mission, this new mission impossible though? I doubt it. Yeah, who wants to see that?

I love the mission of possible movies. I mean, I don't want anything to fuck them to not have them keep coming out. I wish they came out on a more regular basis. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I agree with you. I think he was, it sounded to me like he was just being a leader. Yeah.

Like, he was like fucking doomed. Sometimes you got a whip ass. Like when you're in the fucking, the top seat. And that's the way it is. It's just that this guy's public. I'll make you a plenty of private bosses are screaming at their employees over things that are much smaller. To the shit that got said to me in the in the fight upon it. On a daily basis. It's like I think maybe that's why I'm skewed and I don't have a frame of reference For it because I've always worked in jobs where the boss always were it wasn't unusual for

for a boss to be able to express himself in an angry way and it was your job not to fuck up and not get him in that way Yeah, I remember the time that Kevin yelled at me at the fucking stash And you were like and I got all fucking anger and it marched down to the stash and you were like calm down calm down calm down yeah I'm like here's the key calm down yeah yeah it's fucking crazy yeah I think that block blockbusters are going to be feasible if there's no more movie theaters. I heard there was some discussion about that by some, I fear which filmmaker it was, but he was like the age of the blockbuster is over. You won't see these gigantic budgets

because you're not gonna see these movies make these fucking huge boatloads of money because they're going to be streaming and you're not going to see those gigantic fucking paydays, you know, for like, I don't know, what's the last, like, gigantic blockbuster? And game maybe? Yeah, it would have been, no, it would have been early 2020. I think it was Christopher Nolan who said it. He was like, it's over, you know, you, you

know, yeah, it's like, there's going. You know, you know, you know, yeah, there's gonna be more content than you can, you could watch. Of course, there will be, because of all the streaming, but like the days of like movies, like generating the money that they made back in the day when it will like, it's probably never gonna happen again. You know, it'll probably become more important than anything.

We'll be in silery and merchandise. So if movies are gonna become the big fucking thing. So they're gonna be looking to develop properties that can feed into that, I guess. But I think just based on nothing by own opinion, I feel like the death of movie theaters is being wildly overstated right now. I bet you they'll still be around.

They're bounce back. Yeah, I think so. It'll take years. I mean, it'll take a while. I think so, man. I think once people get used to of doing it at home, it'll take quite a while. I think so, man. I think people, once people get used to of doing it at home, it's over to try to get them back into a theater.

I think if you're older, if you're older, I think, like us. Like if somebody's like, hey, you can rent a movie for 20, 25 bucks and just watch it at home, that's what I'm doing, rather than dragging Mary Beth to the theater and the popcorn and all the bullshit that goes along with it costs fucking $60-70 dollars. You just stay at home. I believe that young people though will want something to do, they'll want to go on dates and everything. So yeah, if the theaters come back for that, yeah, maybe for them, but

once you let the genie out of the bottle, and God forbid that, if you fucking, if people who never fucking investigated how easy it is to get to get to watch the movie for free. It's just not even rent it. Once they, I mean, it's over in terms of like getting those big gigantic blockbusters. Yeah. They must be nervous too about like pirating, like, because once that movie's out there, there's always going to be somebody who figures out how to fucking download that shit for free.

Yeah, that person is fucking get him Steve Dave man. Yeah, I don't fucking watch is every single new thing. Illegally. You want to stay on the very computer on the computer using right now? Oh yeah, yeah. On this this just laptop I'm using right now is littered, is fucking, it's like LICE with the legal Disney property. He was watching the IG before it came out.

Plus also, also get him's life, LICE. So, yeah, a lot of people pirated, it was very pirated the impractical Joker's movie, We lost a lot of money on that. Was it really? Oh, yeah, how do you know? You they have some sort of metric for how many times it's illegally downloaded and stuff and we got some number. I was a few months now and it was like, yeah, wow, we took a hit man. If all the people that had watched it illegally had watched it in theaters will bought it You could afford a snowblower. Yeah, I might get a snowblower How does that make you feel? How do you how do you digest something like that that just would drive me nuts. It's just like

I Don't see how people could just be like, ah, whatever. It's like No, I am to me is is fucking like, it would make me so fucking annoyed. It doesn't. I just, I was just nothing you can do about it. Not that I can do. What am I going to do? I can't get worked up about it. And fucking how much of that money am I really going to see anyway? But it was, but I know, I know certain other people got annoyed by it in my, in my, in my friends were annoyed by that not very, but I was just

like, what are you going to do? Like, let's say, let's say someone gave you the opportunity to, for little payback. And you could, you could wish upon everybody who legally downloaded it, some sort of malady. What kind of level are we talking about? No. No. No, I'd the only way. Why? Any wish I want? I would be like, I wish that Bank of Canter got drained of 50 bucks and I went in my account. That would be it. But I wouldn't not even have not an irritable bowel, maybe just for a day or two. That's not enough of a deterrent, though, what about the, for the next artist who gets fucking ripped off, Doc?

You had a chance to fucking make a statement, a bold statement, and you went soft. Wait, he's making this a public statement. He has the power to fucking affect them all with over or something. Maybe you should have paid up. Now you're going to pay. Now you're going to pay. I think people respect power like that. I want to do it again.

Despite what I just said about Tom Cruise being a leader and like a fucking real man and shit like that, I can't imagine ever yelling at anybody on my crew ever. So I guess I'm a bit of a pussy. So maybe I am. Maybe we're just learning I'm a big ol' softie. Would you yell at somebody who's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, dude. I fucking download your movie illegally It was fucking awesome. You wouldn't fucking get in their face and just fucking want to dress them down And just fucking grandbite of lapels and shake the fucking

Idiotic Stupid look off their fucking faces No, no, no, you lost money recently and something that we don't know about now now. You lost money recently and something that we don't know about. I thought someone's been illegally downloading making like that whole fucking project should be illegal. Yeah, how did I see? I think I think I would wish you like as I just had I just had this one Everybody who legally downloaded it I J movie I could give him And I gave him like a really bad Bout of vertigo for maybe back maybe a half a year

Compacitated six months. We can't be that long to make the movie. They can't stand up for a year. It's someone put out the meal. What if I gave them color blindness, but only when they watch movies. So I remove the enjoyment of movies for them. Or just blindness. That would work. That would work.

That would work. That would work. So they can't, they can't provide for their families. They can't know each other's stuff. Do you want to put an end to this? The scourge of pirating or not? If you would just have to do it to one guy. If you do it to one guy and then you're like,

all right, everybody else, he's blind for a year. You want to be blind for a year? Yeah, but you look at get them. The stash, the stash, you're going to get a lot of tax breaks if we employed a blind man. No. I don't know. Does he have a, why does he do it? He knows it's stealing, right? It's cheap. Get him. Why do you illegally download? Why are you so, why are you unwilling to pay your proper due to watch something that the expectation is? We make this art for you. Please reward the artist and the crew.

Why do you feel it's OK to illegally download it? I don't have a TV. Oh, that isn't what that is. I watch the whole laptop. So what? you could still pay for it on your laptop. He can't hear me. Oh, he could still, you could still pay for it on your laptop. Why, why on earth would you need to like that is not an excuse that you don't have a television. I pay for years and years and years of cable. Oh my god. This is this is our given That's some rational I pay for years for years for comics Should I be able to get every new comic book that comes out off the stands in 2020 since I paid for them from 1975 to 2000?

No, you've you've taken advantage of Comic books and enjoyed them I had cable and I didn't always enjoy it as much as I So now I'm enjoying it. This is this is the fucking man with a 148 IQ. That's his fucking argument for stealing. Why didn't he just tell the truth, which is I don't give a fuck. That's the truth. Oh, he doesn't want to sell the truth. Nobody does who does it. Yeah. I mean, that's really the reason though. I don't want to pay for it. I don't want to pay for it. That's it. It's not. I still want really just reason though. I don't wanna pay for it. I rationalize. Yeah, I don't wanna pay for it. That's it. I still wanna enjoy it though.

I mean, it's not the money that bothers me. It's like, this is a thing, especially with that movie, is, and it did pretty good, but like, if all those people had paid to see it, we would have probably been making more movies today. They fucked it up. So if they, you know what I mean? So it's like, I don't know. If they like us and they like the four of us and they like our careers like by pirating it, that large group of people, you know, I mean, we still got an offer to make another one. I just didn't want to do it, but the, they're like, it just seems like, maybe I would have if we made more money.

I don't know, you know what I mean? I don't know. I don't know. But the thing is with like, in Avengers, like an endgame, it's, they probably factored into the price of business, right? You've got, God knows how much of a budget, whereas something like yours,

like your budget was very small. It's 5 million. Yeah. That is, that's considered a low budget movie these days. So it hurts you guys way more than it hurts the big guys. Yeah. And we had no advertising like we had no, all we had was a few commercials on true TV. Oh, that's all we had. And we still kicked ass.

So if all those people had paid, we would have been a fucking we would have been a an unstoppable Success story this year fall those people paid Hugh if if you and you and the other jokers were to go Metallica style against like Napster against pirating I'm sure you guys would be fucking beloved by World for love does Lars was For trying to end fire see I'm trying to end piracy. I mean, your victims, your legitimate victims. You guys should go on a fucking, like a real like,

G-Hod against pirating. Yeah. I just, I can't. Jokers G-Hod. I can't find them. I can't find them. It's a joke. You can't sell shirts.

Is that the sequel? The Jokers G-Hod. I'm just a G-H's G you take a road trip to get your money back from everyone who downloaded it? Turns that poor Abdul Gal loaded it oh Shit I do want to see that version of that movie. That's pretty funny. What would you think the reaction be would fry if like the Joker's really we're like We're gonna fuck a put our name behind us. We're gonna put an effort to like really make people aware try to guilt them try to shame them and They went like full-bore just as like just like Metallica didia did against Napster what would the fall out big i think america's sweethearts what would quickly quickly fuck up though isn't that fucked up though that like they would be reviled for like being like hey stop fucking take a money out of our fuck up pockets and

the cruise pockets dude if you want to showokers. If Q is walking down the street and somebody picked pocket him, stole his wallet and ran down the street, Q follows him, gets him, gets the money back. Everyone's celebrating Q. But if Q's like, Hey, you guys stole money by legally downloading this and now we're gonna go after you,

they're like, you're a fucking piece of shit. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha It doesn't make any sense. Bring it to the rest of the Joker. She would, they'd thank you. I've had you guys feel about Joker's G-Hod. Well, we can get a sal on this. Yeah, I bet your sal was pleased. He may be for a G-Hod. Yeah, I don't remember Sal commenting on it too much.

It was, I mean, not that they shouldn't be pissed. Right. Like, you know what I mean? Like, they shouldn't be. I don't, nobody was acting inappropriately, but I know there were some people more upset than me. In that, I was, I wasn't upset at all. What are you gonna do?

What the fuck am I gonna do? Nothing Not that I'm not gonna do anything. Hey, you know, we're gonna make that money back Talking about me on these oh you I mean it's probably gonna be a little slower getting the money back But it is almost the new year. We're almost done with 2020 Which means we all get to hit the beautiful refresh button Do you think we can do that? New Year's Eve? Will we be able to hit that restart? Just take 2021 back?

No. No. 2021 first six months are pretty beat. At least the first six months, you think. I would think so. I think it's going to be a little easier with Trump out of office. I think people are going to dial down the rage a little bit, which I've kind of already noticed. You got to notice. I think so too.

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Oh, no. No. No. I didn't hear this. I thought you were gonna tell me that like he left the game to use the bathroom. But he came back in time to win the game. Oh, did he? Then why is this a story? I have no idea what story is your reading, but from what I heard was, I was watching

the game live. And he had to leave the game and they had a camera that follows him down the hole to the locker room. And he was walking oddly, which either meant like he had heard his groin or he was holding something in or I think about it, it would be if maybe there was something, you had something that squirted out and that know, and you that you didn't want out. Right. I mean, those guys are getting hit hard in the gut, man. It's just natural that something might, you know, squeak out. I don't know if I've ever heard that ever happening. I've been watching football since the 80s.

I've never heard someone say, boy, you hit me so hard that I shit my pants. No. Yeah. I mean, I guess it's different than that long distance running, you know, like the triathlon where they're always shitting all over themselves. The wall, maybe. Yeah, I mean, I guess it's different than that long distance running, you know, like the triatholons where they're always Shitin' all over themselves Yeah, the wall It says that he says I didn't pull a Paul Pierce in reference to a former Boston Celtic star who was carried off the court in a wheelchair for an apparent bathroom break during the 2008 playoffs. He said he had to run to the locker room to get treatment for cramps because of the cold and required intravenous fluids Why is it that even after like, if it were the case where he's like, like, I just had to take a shit,

so many people are like, they would make something up. Like, no, no, no, I just needed some fluids. Like, you don't want to admit to doing what everyone else on Earth does. I don't know. What is it? It's just not sexy, you know? It's just not like, You know, it's just not like the quarterback is you is always synonymous with like the star

sex symbol You know, you don't want to you don't want to have to be go out until hundred million people like oh, yeah Sorry, I had to go he's almost elevated above regular humans on that field. He's the guy Some quarterbacks are no You ever come close to you, pooping your pants. Any situation. I shoot my pants in New Orleans back in the late 90s. Yeah, I got so drunk that I sat down on it. I was gargoyling over a toilet and I thought that I was gargoyling correctly, but I wasn't and the shit just went into my pants.

Yeah. Yeah, that was bad. That was bad. I remember one time, Pa, Walt's face. And now you know Walt, now you know why he doesn't want to go off the field and be like, I took a shit because it looked like a face, right? That face. That exact face.

It's true. I remember one time my mother told me that Darren was over in a Barnes and Noble and she had to rush a pants over to him at the Barnes and Noble and I was like, why what happened? And she said that he went into the bathroom and he was like going to the, not the urinal but the regular toilet. He sat down, you know, pulled his pants down and didn't notice there was shit all over the floor and then his pants got shit on them. That sounds to me like a made up story. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Why did he tell his mother this? I guess there was nobody else to bring him pants or she might have been with them. She might have been with them. She might have been with them Because remember sports authorities to be right next to that Barnes and Noble in Eatentown Not the one at the mall but the other one

So I think she ran over and got them some shorts But uh that sounded like as Joe Biden would say malarkey to me So uh Christmas plans this this will come out after Christmas. So this is not the last episode of I guess we're going to do one more in the stash, but this will probably be the last one for the year. Really? Yeah, I think so because this is this comes out has to come out on the 28th. Oh, we you're not releasing it next week. No, I think it has to come out on the 28th for some reason. Why?

So that one was spot I think. Oh, okay. Oh, wow. Wait, what's today? To say that? It's the 18th. Oh, it might be sooner than that then. Because really, we have two weeks from today in December.

Right. And it may be sooner than that then I'll have to ask her. Yeah. Oh Yeah, we're gonna have one last recording and the old stash, huh? Mm-hmm Fairly well, there won't be a dry eye in the house. I don't think right? Cute. Yeah, it'll be like happy death day part three up in here. Yeah, let's go walk her showed up It's gonna be bitter sweet man. It's you know, it's a lot of history in that store. Well, hell yeah, man. But like many things, like, I just feel like the little tell them these Steve Dave space with our green wall and no columns blocking it, you

know, nice and open space, it's just going to be, it's going to be better. It's going to be so much better. For sure. Onwards and upwards, man. For sure. Yeah, it's just gonna be, it's gonna be better. It's gonna be so much better. For sure. You know, onwards and upwards, man. For sure. Yeah, it's not like we're downgrading, we're actually gonna, it's gonna be fucking cool, little store. What's told us, it's like, it's making fun of us. If I was an, if I was an aunt, I would be excited about,

I mean, cause at this point, we're doing this podcast 10 years now, right? Yeah. Like, some people might be like, these guys gotta be close to wrapping this up, but like the fact that we're moving into podcast 10 years now, right? Yeah. Like, some people might be like, these guys gotta be close to wrapping this up, but like the fact that we're moving into a new space, opening up a Tel Av Steve Dave section, you know, building ourselves like a little area in studio

and to shoot more stuff is like a good sign to the future of this podcast. Yeah, it's pretty good. Yeah, I agree. As long as people fucking, you know, don't illegally download shit from us and You know I Fuck what was I gonna say now? Should I totally lost it? Sorry I cut you off. No, that's okay. That's okay. Oh, no, no, I was gonna Christmas

Yeah, I was seeing what you're doing for Christmas. Oh I'm not the same thing ever you I'm saying it at home. I'm a home myself I may go down to if I could pull it off I may drive down to Florida for New Year's Eve with my parents I think I think I'm gonna do that if I can yeah, I'm gonna go to troise you take you That's a 16 hour drive. Oh, you're gonna drive there? Yeah, I'm not gonna fly and then go see my parents. You know what I mean? Oh yeah, I'll fly home. I could fly home, but I'd have to drive down there. Yeah. And I, yeah, so I couldn't really do that on Christmas because then I need people to watch

my house. And I wouldn't ask like, Helena or Stacey did to take care. You know what I mean? Like, on Christmas. So, how does it take you so little time to get there? It took me like 30 hours to get to Florida. Well, part of Florida. Just to get there, just to get to the fucking welcome the Florida sign. No, that's 12 hours. Well, how fast are you driving? No, keep it around the speed, like an average maybe of 10 miles per hour over the speed limit, you know?

So you're not on the shoulder with your hazards the whole time? No, no, no. That's all. No stops, you know, you're going down with a family. You've probably got to make multiple stops and stuff like that. Oh my God, the bathroom breaks are unbelievable.

With females, yeah, right? Oh, yeah. The females, and they see a bathroom and they're like, oh my God, maybe I should stop. Maybe I should stop. Not even like I have, maybe I should stop. We may never see another bathroom again. I can't remember if she actually did it or Kevin suggested it,

but like Jen, when Jen and Kevin were going on these road trips, she would drink those big gulps, like Diet Coke big gulps, and she would want to stop every two minutes for a bathroom, and I think he suggested that she wear a diaper. So they didn't have to stop as often. I'm pretty sure that's the way it went. How the hell does Jen stay so thin if she's drinking those? Well, it's Diet Coke, so there's nothing in it. Yeah, it's basically a little bit of flavored water

What about you? I couldn't sit in a wet diaper though. Wouldn't it be really unpleasant? Yeah, just so you don't have to stop. What's the rush? What about you? I'm gonna have some family over for Christmas Brother and Law is coming over with his family. We're getting a catered by a little chick-fala. Oh, yeah. Look at you. Yeah, little chick-fala.

That is not what I expect you to say. It's chick-fala. That is good. to do to say. So, it's Chick-fil-A. I mean, that is good. People do love it. Oh, yeah. Where are you going to from the mall? We have to get actually the not eatin' town.

Eatin' town doesn't carry mac and cheese to their Chick-fil-A. So we have to go to the one in Woodbridge, because for some reason only certain Chick-fil chick fillets carry the mac and cheese hmm we got to get it from woodbridge how would decisions lead to a chick fillet Christmas like how what can daddy a chick fillet Christmas I love that way it sounds so Americana like Norman Rockwell should fuck a pay to picture it at it should be a special what decision no case allowed

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Yeah. You're all picky. You got anything catered, Q? No, I actually told you brought that up. I was the first I thought about what I'd be. I just assumed it was like a regular day for me. You know what DeRosa's doing? He's cooking a goose, he said an

Actual like go down to the market and get me the biggest goose you could find fucking goose. Yes I forgot to ask him today about it. We didn't have time But I heard him on the pod that he was doing with Sal that he was he's getting a Christmas goose and making it that sounds Fucking disgusting doesn't it? getting a Christmas goose and making it. That sounds fucking disgusting, doesn't it? It's hot. What does a goose taste like? I bet you it's like all greasy, I heard.

Yeah, greasy and fatty, like all dark meat and shit. Oh, why would you do this? You're the tipster, man. It's the polar opposite to Chick-fil-A. Yeah, Chick-fil-A any day over a fucking nasty ass goose. Yeah, Chick-fil-A is all white, straight meat. You know? So I...

Ah! Tell him, Steve, Steve! Fuck you, chick-pitch. Okay, chick-pitch. Got a weed them out. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.