Tell Em Steve-Dave - #468: Orange Man
Episode Date: February 1, 2021Capitol riots, hunting Bigfoot and the Super Bowl...
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Tell them, Steve Dave.
Hello, welcome to this week's edition of Tell them, Steve Dave.
This is Brian, and I am here with Walt.
Go.
And I am here with Q virtually.
Hello. Hey, go. You're looking good. I'm with Walt. Go. And I am here with Q virtually.
Hello.
Hey, yo.
You're looking good.
I'm looking good.
Yeah.
I lost four pounds, boys.
Four whole pounds.
That's a nice start.
It's a nice little bump, isn't it?
For one week, that's not bad.
No.
How'd you do it?
You know, this is going to sound...
I cut out oranges. So here's what's going on. I
eat, I eat so many oranges a day. I'm like a fucking monkey in a cage. Like every time I walk
through my kitchen, I'll grab like a little tangerine or like a clementine. And by the end
of the day, I'm like, I mean, I've eaten like 12 of them.
They're 50 calories each. I didn't realize that.
Oh, really?
So I was packet it like an extra 600 plus calories a day,
just enjoying a lovely healthy orange.
So I cut out orange.
Yeah.
So I cut it, I mean, you know, I didn't your gums were looking beautifully like no scurvy men at all.
No scurvy black spots.
Yeah, nothing.
I think like most people like in me included, I would think that that was
completely healthy and appropriate snack.
Like you could have as many oranges as you want it during a day.
And that's much better than having like a milky way or a Kit Kat
Yeah, well, I'm sure it is just you shouldn't do that either
Is is I guess what they're saying? I don't even know so I don't know all I know is like I I looked that up
I did the math in my head about calories and just didn't do them and that's pretty much with the biggest change
I made and that that's pretty much the biggest change I made.
And that's how I lost weight.
So, no, do you find that you're like
Jones and for your tendering fix?
You know what, dude, I'm being a man about it.
I'm leaving that bowl of them right there.
You know?
And I will pass it.
I'm not saying I can't have one with breakfast.
You know what I mean?
I don't wanna, let's not go crazy.
You know what I'm saying? don't wanna, let's not go crazy. You can go cold turkey on oranges.
You guys are fucking nuts.
Jesus, cry to the crowd.
You know the struggle.
Oh, God.
So, but so no, I keep it out in the open
and I just remind myself that I am a fat, disgusting
piece of human shit.
And if I keep eating, I've got the amarge, it's like I've been, I'm gonna myself that I am a fat disgusting piece of human shit And if I if I keep eating them goddamn oranges like I've been I'm gonna remain that way, so I'm trying to like really
Make it a mental game. What do you what's your goal? Like what are you shooting for you shooting for a certain body type of certain weight?
I'm like my clothes to fit me without feeling like I'm wearing like my little brother's clothes
That would be a nice start.
Yeah, I mean, just I have a weight. I have a goal.
I have a goal in my head.
I'd like to lose from where I am right now, into the 20 pounds.
Right.
Yeah.
That's about where I'm at.
Yeah.
I restarted.
I'm reinvigorated from two days ago.
Like there's a certain. Yeah, there's certain moments in your head. You're like, okay, that's it. I'm gonna do this and you know
God damn well. You're not gonna do it. Yeah, you know, you know, it's a matter of a couple days before you're back in that
Tangerine bowl
The ran season god damn it. This should be around. But this time, yeah,
it's jerking off. Who's that fucking lady that Ann Martin on Amarger? Who is that one?
Oh, I need a Bryant. What was that? I think I need a Bryant. She was like the
spokesperson woman for Florida oranges. In the 70s and notorious, notorious homophobic, who strongly argued
for homosexuals to be denied housing based on their sexual orientation.
She might be for it.
She's been lost to history for, I don't know why.
Yeah.
She was, she was big into those like those beach blanket movies
Yeah, yeah, she was a former actress, right? Mm-hmm. She's so alive. She's got oh she's got to be dead if she's not dead
She's she's probably just like hanging on for dear life. I look it up. I need a bright
This isn't like this is not I certainly not a woke moment for me
But I am trying to get into the headspace of someone who's like you're gay therefore you can't not not even live next to me
You can't live anywhere
She's alive she's 80
Shit she's a singer I mean the she's only 80 the first line in her in her thing is Anita Jane Bryant is an American singer and anti gay rights activist
Brand ambassador from 69 to 80 for Florida Citrus Commission
But yeah, that's way down in the paragraph
She said she started that shit in like mid 70 so they gave her a little while
Yeah, it was a different time Yeah, the orange commission was not worried about a bad image She started that shit in like mid 70 so they gave her a little while
The orange commission was not worried about a bad image
There wasn't no social media to like to tear it down
In 1969 Brian participated in a rally for decency
Oh, that's that was about Jim Morrison wow, she sounds like a real blast this one. Yeah, she sounds fun. And really, ironically, she was in all those movies
about being on the beach and dancing
and having fun and shit.
Yeah, but not to kind of fun that,
like they were really having in the 60s.
Right, that's true.
Yeah, I mean, like she was in the ball,
and yeah, she wasn't even, no padding.
Oh, no, nothing.
No, no, good girl wouldn't.
No, no.
Wow, she really hates gay people.
She's almost, she's crazy.
She's still at it.
I thought she came around, no, towards the end, no.
I thought she gave up that crusade.
That's not the case though.
The gay community continue to regard Bryan to name
as synonymous with bigotry and homophobia, so it doesn't appear that she's
Repair that
Wow
That would be a weird thing to take your grave like are they still allowed to live in apartments?
And that's why when people are like when they get fucking all riled up about like gay rights and stuff like that
And you're like yeah like motherfucker
You don't know what's like to have a need a Bryant come after you like cuz you like that's how fucking much
They had to deal with they couldn't even get out of bed in the morning without a need a Bryant want to take away
They're housing their beds and shit like that. There was um there was aate of it, and I think the 90s into the early 2000s of people, that happened
to build gates like they would come up with a cream pie and smash it in their face.
I think I remember this.
Like whipped cream, yeah, and they did it to Anita Bryant.
She was at some sort of event, and she's sitting at a table with a bunch of people up front
in front of a large crowd and someone just comes from the side and is like,
wham, and slimes, whips cream all over the place.
That sucks.
That'll ruin your day.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Like somebody really has to knock you a fuck about you to put a cream pie in your face.
Or give so much of a fuck that it's like, I will not be stopped. Today you would be, again, back then you could hit a person with a cream pie in your face. Or give so much of a fuck that it's like, I will not be stopped.
Today you would be, again,
back then you could hit a person with a cream pie
and people were like, hey, you know,
like it might spend a night in jail,
but you're not gonna get any serious charges.
Now you'd be shamed on Twitter,
you wouldn't be able to, you know.
Oh, you'd lose your job, yeah, yeah.
Everything.
Sorry.
Unless you're a masked piment.
Unless you're what? What if pi-man. You know, you got a mask on.
Oh, okay. Are you fast?
Because...
Like, if I put a mask on, it smashed a pi in somebody's face with within less than 10 seconds,
I'd be caught. Yeah, they got you. You're not good for that role.
All right.
But whose face is worth smashing a pi in anymore? People would say Trump.
For sure.
People would say Trump, I guess.
But like he's so outspoken that it's like maybe some YouTubers.
But was it, was that what it was?
It was like it was a, it was a, they were protesting
or is it like that guy who got Tom Cruise on the red carpet
with the microphone that was a squirting device?
I think it was just a merry prankster.
I think it was a prankster, right?
I don't even know what you guys are talking about.
I don't remember this.
Oh, really?
Yeah, they did it to build gates.
I remember they did it to, they need a brine.
They did it to a few people.
That I think it's like, if they're unhappy
with your platform or what you stand for,
you'll probably get a whipped cream pie in the face.
And it's harmless enough, I think,
that they can be like, oh, it's not like I hit him
in the face with a brick.
It was whipped crap.
How big of a pussy are you?
Although I found out after putting soda on a lady at a
Olive Garden, it does count as a salt.
Yeah.
You didn't get that expunged yet?
Yeah, it's still on my record.
Can't get a job, I can't get that expunged yet? Yeah, it's still on my record. I'm trying to.
Can't get a job, I can't get housing. I'm like a gay person in 1875.
Yeah.
Speaking of masks, Walt and I were talking the other day
about these capital rioters.
We haven't really spoken about it.
We don't really talk about politics,
but I did want to, well, first off,
Walt had a pretty good point where like,
I think that their politics are such
that they're so anti-mask
that they're like, we're gonna prove it
by storming the capital without masks on.
Because Walt's like, you live in a society where like,
you wear a mask, you pull your hat down a little, nobody knows who the fuck you are. You're not kicking back with a
fucking cigar at Nancy Pelosi's desk or taking a shower.
That's what I said. I said the same thing about the looters in New York City. When they
would show the footage here, looking for the people who were tearing apart the stories,
I'd be like, you have every excuse to wear a mask. You should be wearing a mask.
Plus you're committing a crime.
How the fuck are you looking right at the camera smiling?
It is.
It makes no sense.
It makes no sense, no sense.
I was reading about this kid.
An 18 year old Texas man,
tipped off the FBI about his father's role
in the US Capitol, right, and said he'd do it again.
He said he acted out of moral obligation.
So I did what I thought would protect not only my family, but my dad himself.
He's going to teach his dad a lesson by sending him to jail.
If that was like, if he was going to get caught some other way, it's still sucks.
But if that's if the only way he was going to get caught was if his son turned him in right that that's a fucking I mean look
I think the people that storm the capital would kind of you know think
Let's just say ding thatty but
Much like much like
Mike and Ming when they try to get their sons in the Brookdale
I tried to get their sons in the Brookdale, my bifing, some Brookdale clerks.
A couple of things, that's just a little fucking,
some, you know, thing bats down there doing it,
but I wouldn't turn, I mean, to turn in your dad
is like, you must hate your dad
or you're a fucking self right, just prick.
I can't, can you ever forgive your son
if he turns you in for any crime?
Well, I guess there are some crimes, yeah.
Like you kill your wife, his mother, yes.
Sure.
Yeah, yeah, but I mean, even this one,
I mean, you could be really gutted and torn up,
you know, inside that your father did this.
But how like, he's gonna go away for a long time.
Oh, for sure.
Yeah.
I don't know how, I mean, I don't know how you could live
personally.
You're going to be celebrated on social media, yeah.
But like when you go to bed at night and know your father's
in a fucking federal prison,
well, a traitor to the United States Facebook to make up for that.
Well, you're going to be surprised.
You're going to be surprised because here's the other part of the story.
The elder, the dad allegedly threatened his son and daughter saying, if you turn me
and you're a traitor, you know what happens to traitors?
Traitors get shot.
He may have no choice then.
Because I can't have a threat, but I'll never have to.
If you would act upon it.
He said his dad is part of a far right militia group and that he has embraced that he
has embraced increasingly radicalized views over the years.
Yeah, but maybe his father really is the worst of the worst of those types.
Could be.
You know, in which case, if that was the knowledge that I had, I'd be like, fuck that guy,
I'd turn him into, he sounds like an asshole.
I mean, not my father
But I can understand somebody else doing I'm Italian rules man family family before government. Yeah, that's that's pretty I think that's pretty so even if even me who I haven't seen my father in
Almost 30 years if I was watching TV and I was like holy fuck
On TV I would be like, holy fuck, that's my dad on there on TV. I would be like, I
would not be calling anywhere. I'd be like, you know, if he gets caught, he gets caught,
but I can't fucking live with that on my conscience that I, I called and snitched on him.
You call the feds your son of a bitch. Like you know, you have experience with the federal
government if you refer to them as the feds. You never hear good people calling them the
feds or people who are in trouble.
Let me ask you about the capital rights. Who could you have heard? Got picked up in it
that you know personally that you would be kind of like amused that they got picked up.
Amused?
Well, like kind of like, oh my god, or like who who who who's the talking like if like if like Ladondo got arrested for fucking trying to steal the podium
That's who I'm looking for like so I guess I answered my own question
Yeah, I would be a lot of don't got arrested
I would be floored big smile. Oh, I'd be like he's got to have a brain to her because that's not my boy
I took a dump and Pelosi's bowl
Well, did you got your license? I read that
Or you you can move to to what state was it now?
Hold on just a second.
Tell me the government isn't trying to fucking cash
on anything possible.
This is in Oklahoma, a Midwestern lawmaker is hoping
Sasquatch can bring in some fast cash.
Oh, I saw this.
You can hunt bigfoot if you get a hunting license.
You get a hunting license and you could hunt bigfoot.
So you hope to secure $25,000 in funding
to be offered as a bounty for the creature.
Well, I think if they, like,
if the license has some graphics on it,
some cool, I think you will get people like,
I'll pay $25 for a hunting license,
just to whip it out of your wallet at a bar, you know, you know, like I'm allowed to shoot a Yeti.
Right.
Probably worth it for the novelty.
But what's the fallout, the unintended consequences of this though, like now you're now you've got people who are like, okay, I'm allowed to go out and just shoot at fucking things that walk on two legs.
And I could say, oh, I thought it was a fucking bigfoot.
You're allowed to shoot a big feet.
What if they were in the woods
when we were shooting that Patreon content that way?
Oh, I'd get blown away.
Yeah, but I mean, is it really any different from,
I mean, presumably it would be on lands
where hunters are already?
I think you're inviting accidental shootings
for a non-existent creature.
It's like you can go out ghost hunting and shoot bullets at ghosts.
Because I mean they're in Oklahoma, it's specific northwest.
You have your big footage.
Nobody believes and nobody's going to hunt bigfoot.
Nobody believes they're going to kill a bigfoot.
Isn't there a TV show that on fucking Travel's channel that would definitely disagree with
you, Q? TV shows that on on fucking travels channel that would definitely disagree with you Q. Oh shit
No, they don't because the producers in the wood fucking clip it on
Hidden sticks together and fucking making noises and the host is like what was that?
Big time I agree with you on that, but I don't think it makes their resolve any less steadfast
I think the bigfoot hunters are there for bigfoot like they some of these guys just like the ghost hunters like Tom
I'm told this that like these people really do believe it. I don't know if I really, I mean, I'm
always of the mindset like, yeah, they're saying it and they're like they're in character and they're
not going to break character, but I don't know if anybody really believes they're fucking actually hunting
ghosts. I read a quote from George Carlin the other day and I had, I had heard it, but I forgot
about it. And he's like, think of how stupid the average person is and then you have to realize half of the people are
Stupider than that
Wow, I never heard that before man, that's fucking awesome. Yeah, that is a genius quote man
So what happens though if you have a hunting license queue, you got one.
Yeah, you're legally okay to go out and poach a big foot.
And you hear somebody, you hear somebody in your alleyway.
You hear garbage cans rustling in the middle of the night.
Yeah.
Are you able to just go out and shoot at something
that looks tall and hairy?
But again, I can't feel like certain grounds. go out and shoot at something that looks tall and hairy.
But again, I can't feel like certain grounds. Yeah, I would think you'd have to be on certain grounds.
Oh, it's not just like licensed to kill anywhere.
Oh, I don't think so.
I was just going to say anything about that.
Like if you see Bigfoot in a residential area,
you're not going to Walmart then.
He said, the political, the polls proposal caught Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation
off guard.
He told television station KO CEO that the agency actually doesn't recognize Bigfoot and
only uses science driven research and its wildlife management decisions.
So it sounds like this guy is not gonna get his thing off the ground.
You go on vacation, Q, to the Pacific Northwest.
You, yeah.
Unintentionally kill a big foot.
Like with his car, something.
With your car or just with the club.
This is just the plot of Harry and the Henderson.
But knowing your position in the world today,
do you want that?
Do you want to be the guy that brought back
the corpse of a big footer?
You just like, I'm carrying a fucker.
Yeah.
Really?
Because you're gonna get a fuck in it,
attacked on social media.
I would rather be known as the guy
that proved Bigfoot existed than be known as the guy that proved Bigfoot existed
than be known as the guy from a practical joke.
So.
I think it's way cooler.
I think that'll last longer.
I think that's something that people have to recognize
200 years from now as opposed to a practical joke
which no one will remember.
Oh, I don't know if you're gonna, I don't know if you're going to get the significant memories as the guy who fucking
accidentally fucking rolled over Bigfoot and they're going to remember your name 200 years
from now.
I don't know.
It's going to be that guy that was on TV who rolled over Bigfoot and killed this poor
innocent creature.
It was just nursing.
We don't know.
He's known as nursing.
So I killed the Bigfoot mama and her babies.
Yeah.
Oh, we killed the babies too.
They're not just orphaned.
They killed all the people.
He killed the people.
He killed the people.
What I might do then is take the mother and hide her under some leaves and just take one of the baby corpses
and be like, I can't believe I found this.
So many months were running over.
Yeah.
What is this?
Oh yeah, there's a lot to weigh.
I wouldn't be so quick to be like
to run back to civilization and be like,
I did it because I think there would be a fallout.
Oh yeah.
Why?
I just don't trust social media.
Like as the guy who brings back Bigfoot
and also a female corpse,
then they do a fucking autopsy, you know,
and it just had babies.
So now you left the babies to die like Bambi.
Yeah.
And you know, I think that you're going to be
raked over the colds.
I would be terrified of the fallout for you.
I would tell you to hide it.
You don't think that.
You don't think that I, you don't think the move
would be to make up a story and bring the corpse back?
I don't see how it's going to benefit you.
I think, I don't think monetarily you're going to benefit
from this. You really can't make money off of it. You don't own the corpse. I don't think.
No, I can't have it stuffed or have it done. You'll have to confiscate it. Why?
Because it's a significant five. I have a license. I have a fucking license that says that
I can hunt Yeti. Not one person who issued that license thought like someone would bring
it Yeti back. Look at this asshole. Spent a $25 for a license.
I think it would be like if you somehow like bagged a dinosaur,
I don't think you'd be able to keep it.
I think that the scientific community
would fucking take it from you.
Of course.
I'll see them in court.
Yeah, I saw a guy just recently, he was on a walk
and he discovered like a whole bunch of fucking
for lack of a better word, like the blooms in this fucking
Yeah in this big crate and it was like
Millions and millions and millions of dollars worth and it's like you just stumbled across it in a field
But now it's like well who's field is it the government steps in a media?
Oh, yeah, you're gonna fucking be you're gonna be a litigation hell
You're gonna be you're not gonna ever see like you're you, you're gonna be old and gray by the time they fucking figure
out this who really who can make money off this corpse.
Yeah, and broke because they fucking drove you into bankruptcy.
I mean, don't doesn't, I saw national treasure.
Doesn't the government like give you a 10% finders fee
when you find things like that?
Did you also see King Kong?
They fucking ruined that dude who brought King Kong back.
Yeah, but that was different.
King Kong went berserk.
I'm just bringing a corpse back, man.
That's true.
How do I not own it?
I don't understand.
I would bleach its bones
and I put it in the T.E.S.D. General Store.
Like, people could pose near it and shit like that.
Barbunny Christ.
That would be great.
This is what we should write a screenplay about.
Yeah, this would be funny.
This would be really funny.
Remember we went to, I'm sure you do,
we went to that museum in Key West
and we were learning about like,
Bob, these old freighters, yeah, Robert the doll.
These freighters that would come by like, you know,
on their way somewhere, they would go by a Key West,
and what the people in Key West,
and now this is like what in the 1800s, I believe,
they would turn off all the lights,
like the, what's called the lighthouses and shit,
so they would run a ground.
And then they would all go over.
Or they would, they put the lights in fake places. Yeah
Like the road runner in a coyote. Yes, so they go towards it fake tunnel on a fucking brick wall. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, it wasn't it wasn't as innocent as like let's just shut the lights off like these motherfuckers actually went out of their way to
Just see if people well
Yeah, they wanted them to run a run a ground, like, as soon as they did, there was
some kind of maritime law that if a boat ran aground, you were allowed to plunder it.
So, like, so these people, they would go in and just, like, steal everything off the boat
after purposely making a crash.
I imagine that law has been stricken.
Probably, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because these underwater divers who find shit,
it's always up in question,
because they never find like,
oh, look at this one little trinket.
It's always like, wow, here's a fucking bananza
of like 10 million dollars or something.
They've been looking for it for fucking five years.
They have all kinds of funding and shit, you know?
I don't know.
That's living the fuck, that's living like,
like a real fucking Indiana Jones.
Yeah, that's your job to swim around looking for the balloons.
And then it's like cool.
Oh yeah, that'd be awesome right?
Yeah, that's kind of like jet setting to all, you know, all parts of the world looking
for treasure.
That's a fucking story.
You walk into a bar, people are fucking mesmerized.
So like, wait, hold on a second, the guy who killed bigfoot's over there.
What's that device, that Greek machine?
Is something device that they found in the ocean?
Yeah, it was like a calculator or something.
It's like a box with intricate gears and clockwork and stuff and they have no idea what it is
and they pulled it out of the sea and greased you ever hear that, right?
I don't think I heard that.
Yeah, I've heard of that. I don't idea what it is and they pulled it out of the sea and grease. You ever hear that, Brian? I don't think I heard that.
I've heard it.
I don't know what it is.
I don't know what it is.
There's a bunch of theories.
I'm going to try a Greek device.
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You mean with like a ruler or something?
That's a ruler with any device,
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Two years to the other day. Yeah, it's been a long time in probably two years. Two years?
Yeah, it's been a long time.
I know I know why.
I know why I don't eat it.
I was so fucking sick that night.
It just sits in my stomach and like I like the fries.
The fries are good.
But once I get into like,
it's like the verge beyond the fries.
I like to, I like to little burger patties.
I can, I can, I can pop three patties
because I don't eat the bread.
Right.
You know, I like the way they taste still yeah this was
not any time McDonald's like to like you fucking you know everybody's like
wants to fucking go on and effigy go on and eat a Bryant because he just
happens to see yeah oh my god he sells food that's not healthy of course we knew
this why the fuck are now are we so angry about it though they never came came out and said that this is good for you. Decades, we've
known it decades. But we treat McDonald's as if like their fucking war criminals.
Yeah, it was funny though. Like they used to love smoking in it. So I remember that, like
up until the 9th you could smoke in a McDonald's. Oh yeah, I have a bunch of, you lost them.
In my kitchen, you lost me? Yeah. You got me. Yeah, I got you. Okay. I have in
in my kitchen the burger king remember Burger King had those gold foil
ash trays. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I bought a box of money back for like $20. Just because I was
like what I saw him was like a blast of childhood. I was like, holy fuck, I remember being a kid and my dad smoking into that, into that ass tray.
I mean, within a burger king.
Remember we knew a guy who, he worked at Burger King
and he stole like an entire box of patties,
like a huge like case of them.
Yeah, a case of like a like 75 beef patties.
Whoa.
But then he didn't know what to do with them
so he threw him in the river.
Yeah.
You guys did, I don't even gonna tell you guys how to greet Barbecue with some shit like that.
I wish.
He didn't want to get caught with the goods.
Yeah, he panicked and fired.
Later on he was arrested for embezzling from his accounting job though.
So he was a wild guy, that guy.
Yeah.
So wait, so the Greek machine, what were you going say? Oh, yeah, okay, so it's called
Hold that other thought though. Yeah, it's called the
Man, I had it and I lost it anti
Anti-Kytheira mechanism
It's an ancient Greek hand-powered ori described as the first analog computer, the oldest. It looks like a like a, like a, the back of one of those watches you can see through.
Yeah, it's got all these gears and stuff like that.
And then for years, I don't know if they definitely
even know what it is, definitively know what it is now.
But, but for a long time, they didn't.
It says here that the knowledge of this technology
was lost at some point in antiquity.
Isn't that crazy?
That, yeah, it's weird like these, Man-tiquity. Isn't that crazy? That is weird. Like these
these
communities are these civilizations just like burnout
They just go away and take all the knowledge with them. It's crazy. It was not Greek obviously
Why I was from Greek night. I'm saying they have that civilization is still around
You have slab and fucking Greek With the Greek bad, you know because they take it on the chin. I'm not slabbing fucking Greek.
With the Greek bath, you know, because they take it on the chin.
I'm Greek, and I don't like it, but like I hear about, you know, the jokes about Greek
bath houses.
Wait a second.
You have Greek blood in you?
Yeah.
I thought you're 100% Irish.
I do not know you have Greek in.
No, I'm Greek.
Is that why your mom was offended Jimmy the Greek?
I remember your mom being like,
oh Jimmy the Greek back in the day.
Not like romantically or anything,
I just remember talking about them.
Nobody was a fan of Jimmy the Greek in the day
after those comments, yeah.
Yeah.
That may have been the first example
of cancel culture, Q.
Jimmy the Greek?
Yeah.
Now I think back.
That would have been mid-80s, right? Uh, very late 80s, yeah. So if you're wondering who Jimmy the Greek? Yeah. Now I think back. That would have been mid-80s, right?
Very late 80s, yeah. So if you're wondering who Jimmy the Greek is, which many of you probably are,
Jimmy the Greek was a sports book guy, right? Yeah, he was on every week on the NFL today,
on CBS, giving his picks on who was going to be playing in the football games, because he was,
he's actually Anthony Snyder's father who was on
Confluent, man. Oh really? Oh, I knew that. No, I knew that. You're right. I knew that. I
Think there's a gas leak at the Johnson House. Yes. Isn't your mom friends with Anthony?
She thinks my mom was a fan of Jimmy degree. I just remember being at your house and her talking about Jimmy the Greek
It may have been just like limited to like you being like, hey, Jimmy the Greek trouble.
Then we left the house and your mom was in the room.
But that's the first time I can,
I think back to I wonder if that's the first example
of cancel culture that I can recall.
Like, you know, well, he got,
he got canceled because he was talking about black people
being better athletes than white people
and the reason being is because they would be the masters would breed slaves so that they
got bigger, stronger people, which like in its essence, that's what eugenics is about,
right?
I don't know.
I'm not commenting on that.
America.
Yeah, I mean, America was biggest.
You know what?
It didn't work out for Jimmy the Greek. Eddie Brian, maybe you should have revisited it here in good old 2021 didn't work out for Hitler either
Yeah, and she just let this one go buddy
Got this sacrifice
What were you gonna say earlier? So do you have a thought?
I have a thought. I don't know why it popped into my head.
I can't remember now, but it was, you, when you worked that quick stop,
you have said several times that you used to just rob the register, right?
I'd rather talk about Jimmy the Greek.
Is that ever been confirmed?
I don't know. I don't know if we...
I never confirmed that
I see well we can cut it out then let's assume I'm gonna ask if you if you ever felt bad about it
Okay, let's say you had taken stuff right okay, you know, I wasn't a robber as you mentioned earlier
Right now now is ever cool. You said that you never stole from that place, but let's say
you did.
Right. Do you think hypothetically you've ever thought about it and felt bad about it?
I'm really glad you asked me this question, because I've been watching a lot of like
ID channels things, and they, you know, with like sociopathy and psychopathy. Yeah. And some of the things
it like it worries me because I wouldn't feel guilty. There are certain things I just don't
feel guilty about. And I don't know why because I know other people do feel guilty about this
particular thing or that particular thing, you know. But there's something like I was talking
Eric about it the other day where he's like trying to explain something like he wasn't talking about me
But he's like trying to explain things to some of these people is like trying to tell a dog
Like they'll just never understand they'll sit there and they'll look at you and you'll be like okay now like as it came up from
Watching a courtroom where the I was talking about the witness impact statements or the family impact statements where it's like there's a murderer
He's he's killed your daughter. He's up here in court
You get to stand up until this guy like how you feel and it's like you know
She meant a lot to us and you robbed us of this and that and it's it if you have a no if you're a normal person that would affect you
But this guy it's like it's like reading a fucking grocery list to him
that would affect you. But this guy, it's like reading a fucking grocery list to him. It's like BTK. Like BTK. In fact, I watch that the other day, like BTK's questioning.
It was like a half hour long and I'm like, this is a fucking stone cold mother fucker.
I would do watching. It's on YouTube. Wow. I just watched the the documentary
or on the Watts murders from two years back. Oh, Shana was. Yeah. Yeah.
Killed his family. Oh my God. Is that heartbreaking? Dude, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I was like, no, he's a nice guy. That guy's a great guy. He wouldn't do it.
And then he talks about smothering his daughters.
And you're like, what the fuck?
It's gut wrenching.
What made me brought tears to my eyes
is the footage of his father in the interrogation room.
And his father has no idea.
And when the son tells his father,
yeah, I killed a family.
In his reaction, you could just see like the,
his body, it just changes because it's like,
the horror to hear that your son just did,
it's absolutely, it shouldn't be Sean on TV.
It really shouldn't be Sean on TV.
The guy's grief, this guy's having to hear his,
see, be told on camera
about what his son did to his his daughter-in-law and his grandchildren that should not be on TV
because that guy didn't do anything he didn't do anything it's like look I'm an innocent
bystander and all it felt it made me so sad to watch that and to see that see that grandfather
have to hear that and like I was I was very upset that they would show that for a documentary because really
all it is about the end of the day is fucking money for that people who made
that documentary. Right. Well those are the moments when those are the moments you
want. You can tell the story about what happened man but you how do you show
that fucking dude having to like it was a really hard moment to watch.
It was notably. Yeah. Oh,
I just, I just read, did you,
did you watch any of the night stalker?
Not yet. No, no, that's, that's coming up soon though.
I don't assume you watched it well.
I don't have Netflix. Oh, you don't have Netflix.
So I watched the night stalker documentary. and one of the things they said before it was
That people were complaining they said that it's too grizzly. They went too far in this documentary
I showed photos and stuff. I showed some photos showed a lot of blood and stuff
But as I'm watching it, I'm like I couldn't disagree more. I've seen documentaries like like I'm talking ID channel shows where I mean
you've seen them like huge pools of blood everywhere, you know.
But do you think you may be desensitized?
Oh, I'm totally desensitized.
So you may not be a good barometer of what's just showing too much?
Well, I'm not saying like, oh, this shouldn't bother anybody, but I am saying like the weight
between this documentary versus others that I've seen. I didn't understand because others
are just as bloody or violent as this one was others that I've seen, I didn't understand because others are just as bloody
or violent as this one was.
So I don't know.
But if they're showing real crime photos,
yeah, they do.
That's a different than showing a representation
or a recreation on ID channel.
No, they show real stuff on ID channel too.
Very rarely though, usually it's.
It always says in the corner like police
or actual video or something. I go you know
I'm torn on that too. I don't I'm like well
I used to watch a lot of ID channel. I don't watch it much anymore
But I'm like this is really exploit exploitive man. Oh totally yeah, and I'm like this is fucked up
And you know that you're you're bringing on the victims of you know people who've lost loved ones
To have them bear their soul on camera for fucking readings.
Yeah.
It is really fucked up at the end of the day.
It's pretty well murder porn, that's what they call it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I like a nice family tragedy.
Oh my God, it was the worst thing ever.
Yeah, that's the one where you put the children
in the oil tank, right?
He, he, yeah. He, he, his wife was pregnant.
The early name that they knew was a boy.
He, he killed the wife and buried her in a shallow grave in the field.
And then one by one, he, he would like take one daughter, walk her somewhere, smother her,
went back to get the other one the whole time the daughter's like, daddy, what's going
on?
His mom okay, is the other daughter okay
And then he smothered her put him in oil tanks and then he just went to work
Then he's went to fucking because he didn't he work like in the oil
Industry yeah, that was like kind of waited by his job right it was by his job
And he just spent the day work until he felt it was long enough that he could say hey man
I haven't heard from my wife what's going going on. Now did he do it for pussy?
Pussy, oh, there's nothing you'll do for pussy.
Yeah, the fucking devil's apple is really a peach
or a fucking or what's that thing that we used to,
what was that thing that we had?
Oh, the fig?
The fig, yeah.
It's like a bite of fig.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
I mean, it's the oldest reason in the book
to kill, right, Q? Pussy?
I would think money and pussy were the two biggest things, yeah.
But I would think before money, there was not always money on this planet, but there was
always pussy.
Oh, yeah.
And you very rarely put it all to?
Yeah.
You very rarely hear the story of like she killed for cock
There are a few out there there are a few but very very very few cases where like you that cock was so great It was worth killing for yeah, I don't think I've met anybody that would kill for my cock
They're not out there. You tell me very best wouldn't kill for it. I don't think so
I think she likes her relatively free existence.
This is enough of a jealous it is.
I was looking around.
You know what?
I'm wearing a recording in Bryce Kitchen.
I'm getting you two, not one.
I'm getting you two of those cliched,
fucking live, love, and laugh.
Please do.
Because this is crazy how bare the walls are.
I took all my posters down. One day I I play Mary Beth the other day I was like because
you know we're talking about moving and I was like let's just box up some of
this shit you know before we go so it's not a huge fucking thing on the day we
move and then I blamed her like not too long ago like less than a week I was
like you know what I can't stand these walls why did you have me take all these
posters down?
She's like, at least your idea.
You don't think that.
It does look fucked up.
I mean, Vakue, does that just not seem like a normal thing
to do?
We have no firm date we're removing.
But let's box up everything so we're
ready to move when we do.
Is that like it's our closer boxed up?
That is not normal behavior. We're ready to move when we do it's not like it's our closer box stuff
It's truck because unusually proactive
That's what I'm trying to be a 2021 man
Good start. No, this is just shit that like it's not the biggest house and she has a lot of stuff man
She's like almost get them level like I I gotta keep this shit. Oh, no, she's a hoarder.
I just went downstairs to get headphones
and there's fucking all kinds of cardboard boxes down there
from Chile that I guess is like,
oh, I can use a slayer.
That's the tail sign when you're saving the cardboard box.
Why are you saying, throw away that packaging,
it's perfectly good.
So I got hold of that to the packaging
that we got shit from Amazon. I'm like, this is the most wasteful, like this is perfectly good. I got hold of not to the packaging that we got shit from Amazon.
I'm like, this is the most wasteful.
This is just us.
No multiply this by millions of people every day.
Yeah, they put it in a box that's like 15 times the size of the item.
Dude, you're getting a pin and it comes in a refrigerator box.
It's like, what the fuck, man?
Q, I texted Q last night and we very briefly discussed before we decided it would be a better topic for
For tell them Steve Dave
The day before the wedding yeah, or the night before the wedding night before my wedding
You know, we had the little party we had the rehearsal dinner and everybody sort of went there separate way
Pam and Edgar stayed and talked to Mary
Beth's parents. So he said to cue, what if Edgar goes upstairs, right? And Pam stays
and talks to Mary Beth's parents. And when Pam goes back upstairs to turn in for the night,
Edgar has succumbed to auto-orotic infixiation.
She is obligated to not to tell you that until the wedding is over.
Let him hang there.
Yeah.
Just say you had emergency.
You had to go home.
What emergency was it?
He just had to go home.
He's not feeling well.
He can't come down.
He's just vomiting like crazy.
He just can't come down for the wedding.
Pam is like, the thing about Pam is like she's, if not a pathological liar, she's borderline pathological.
She's horrible at it.
She's been practicing for God knows,
like I mean, you start talking when you're three.
I mean, she's been doing it for 70 years
and she's just not good at it.
You seem to have a fucking magnet, though,
for you mean, I mean, if you go like,
pathological liar, you're sick.
Yeah, because the one wasn't she?
Yeah.
So, I mean, you've like yeah, it wasn't she yeah, so I mean you've lived a you've lived of like more than
Fuck man almost your whole life like dealing with pathological
Pretty much people I'm like is that true?
So what so when you come into contact with people are you constantly like are they lying to me?
I don't I don't know them. I don't believe them at first like if they're set like and like if I go to a store
And they're like this cost this much. I'm not like, what are I? We'll see about that.
But if I meet somebody and they're like, here, this is who I am, like, even with Mary
Beth, it's like, I'm like, I don't know you. I don't trust you. It took a long time.
Right. But like, so let's say, let's say you, Q or I, like, how long do they take for
you? Like, you know, I don't think they're lying to me.
Well, neither of you, I think, I I mean I met you when I was really young
So I don't I couldn't even recall
I'm like, look I'm like, look at that, I suck a shit over there
But Q and I like instantly I think pretty much clicked
Like yeah, we click we clicked fast and we had so much time to hang out with each other you You guys have the same, very same kind of like,
world view.
Yeah.
You guys, a lot of things, the way you talk,
the way you think you talk about,
like line up, like, if you were a chick,
you know, he would,
either one of you was a female,
you would have been the perfect match for each other.
It feels like.
He'd be preggled.
I'd be, wait a second.
It was a couple, man Each orange. I need your
right to make it. Why can't he get pregnant? Yeah, no, I it was it was a very fast
bonding and we had a lot of time to do it. It was a lot of fun. Similar world view.
Yeah, and you know, it was at a time where we could not only hang out
like at the store and talk, but then it's like, okay, we need you to go cross country to
do this shit. So you get to hang out and, and, yeah, I mean, you know what, if I were to
be 100% honest, and I might take a lump or two for this, it's really women, I don't trust.
No, you know what? But how could you be taking any lumps for that? Your mother, the woman
who raised you was a pathological liar. And then you come into a long-term relationship
with another pathological liar. How are you not to just be prone to feel that way. Like how could you be conditioned not to? I'm a victim. Oh fuck.
I like to synchronize.
But it's true though. Like, like if if you were a chick and your your father was a
pathological liar and you had a long-term boyfriend with a pathological
liar, I don't think people would be expecting you not to distrust men.
That's true. Yeah. People would would be like she is a victim for sure
She's been a victim of all these fucking shitty guys her shitty father and her shitty boyfriend and then her shitty husband
But if I were to say that yeah, it's just like oh, you're a fucking misogynist
I think there would be some but I think if people knew you're the case history right?
You know you know packing up fucking with no
firm Dave and sight to move. Where are we going? These are the actions of a guy who
has probably not led to like a very normal existence. It's a crooked mind in a
crooked house.
You know who isn't crooked.
Who's that?
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What's this?
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Oh, I'm sorry, this is not that one.
This is not the shampoo, guys. These are the vitamin people. Oh, this one's I gave to get them. That's why I helped get them.
And he's got this weird hair thing going on now. It looks like a reverse mohawk going on at
that time. This could be this. What's a reverse mohawk? It's like he's just no hair down the middle.
There's no hair down the middle. I saw it in the last Sunday Jeff show and I'm like,
that's a weird like Caroline.
I'd sooner attribute it to his barber and his vitamins.
Well his barber is himself.
Okay now that explains it.
That makes sense.
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It's like you don't have to count them out. You don't have to go to the bottles and she's like boom here
It is in this little package my grandfather was a big proponent of vitamins and he lived a long strong
Existence yeah, yeah,, he was like in his 80s,
he looked like he was in his 60s or if not 50s.
Right.
He was, yeah, he was a healthy dude,
and he was a fucking regiment vitamin dude like,
you know, crazy proponent of vitamins.
Right, advocate.
He took so many vitamins, it was like horse pills,
like it was big ones.
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You know must be taken vitamins Q like it's probably care of
Oh Tom Brady
He's unreal it's unbelievable
All right, he's off to his 10th Super Bowl and when I say it out loud it almost makes me giggle
Because I'm like it's it's so fucking insane
It's how mad people are too?
It's absolutely, I was terrified when he went
and left the Patriots and was like,
I'm gonna continue my career because I was like,
oh my God, I know what's gonna happen,
it's gonna have a real shitty season with this new team,
a real team that has had no real history.
And it's gonna really tarnish that legacy.
And oh my God, how wrong could I have been?
I mean, if anything, he's just added to his legacy
by like doing it again with a fucking organization
that would not even be even talked about during the season.
They wouldn't even get on TV, national TV because they were so bad.
What's the name of the team?
Tampa Bay Buccaneers, like.
Buccaneers.
Yeah, they were, they were,
not a terrible team the year before,
but certainly they were not predicted
to go to a Super Bowl of Tom Brady didn't come there.
I don't know, I don't know.
I mean, it's the only thing
when people talk about the reptilian race, it's ridiculous
until they say point in question or example, it could be Tom Brady.
He's not a human being.
It's pretty crazy, man.
It's not, do you think like, is this a big fuck you?
Oh, yeah.
It's a big fuck you? Oh yeah. Yeah.
It's a big fuck you to bella shack and to the organization and everything.
I saw a stat that just this stat is just crazy.
I was talking about I'll see stats online like on my iPad and I'm just giggling out loud
because it's so fucked up. It's beyond comprehension.
I don't know if you know Steph Curry. Yeah.
Probably the greatest three point shooter in the history of the NBA.
Okay.
It's more likely that Tom Brady will go to a Super Bowl.
Then it is that Steph Curry will make a three point shot because he's gone to a Super Bowl in 10 out of the 20 years.
He's been a regular starter.
Wow. 50% of the time, he goes to the Super Bowl,
45% of the time, Steph Curry makes a three pointer.
Wow, that is a fucking crazy statistic.
Yeah, that is, that's kind of cool.
I mean, it just puts things in perspective.
It's like, this is unheard of.
This is not human, this is video game shit.
Yeah, like video games were like a
person on the opposing team is awesome. And this is your first time play. Yeah, this
is like Bo Jackson on fucking tech mobile. You know, it's like he can't be stopped. Yeah,
I got it. Although I don't think he's going to win the Super Bowl though, but I don't
think it matters though. Well, who's in the Super Bowl? It can't be city chiefs. I mean,
that's the that's the there's the real guide right now who's the the Super Bowl? It cans of city chiefs. I mean, that's the, there's the real guide right now
who's the greatest of them.
Is that Aaron Rogers?
No, it's Patrick Maholmes.
Patrick Maholmes, oh, that's the guy that you said what you do.
Yeah, I think, yeah, like if he doesn't get hurt
and if his organization could keep all their players.
So this is gonna be, this is gonna be an exciting Super Bowl
and this is gonna be a big one.
It could be, you know, it could be, it also could be,
it could go get out of hand.
I mean, I don't know what's going to happen,
but it really doesn't matter to me
because to get there 10 out of 20 years,
just, there's nothing now that like,
he doesn't have to prove anything to anybody ever again.
I don't know, I don't know.
If he wins it, I don't even know how you play again.
Is it, do you think it's diminishing returns?
Like, I know the first time I went to see world
I love that it was like this is the best place on earth
Second time not as much
Third time I was like why are we even here? I?
Don't know if you could equate
Going to a theme park that smells like fish
Going to a super vault but I have gone to see World 50% of the times of Unto Orlando.
I bet you going to the Super Bowl loses.
It's that the magic, you got to win it.
I think you got to win it.
I think you never lose the winning of it.
But I do think maybe when when you go you're like
All right, you nerves of dulled a little bit. You're like, I got this. We've been here before. This isn't my first rodeo
But I don't think you ever get over winning
That's that's crazy. I think the only way that the Buccaneers can win this game is if their defense plays out of their mind No, because
That chief's offense is just unstoppable. There is just no stopping them.
So that's what I'm saying.
Like if the table of Bay Buccaneers win,
if Tom Brady gets the seven Super Bowl,
it probably is gonna be a large part to the defense
and which I don't know if they can do it.
I just don't really see it.
That's stopping that chief's offense.
Is there a spread yet?
I'm not sure. I have, I don a spread yet? I'm not sure.
I'm not, I have, I don't, yeah, I'm not really a better
so I don't really take notice of the spreads.
I'm sure there is immediately though.
Right.
I tell you, I've been winning left and right this season
in the firehouse pool.
Oh yeah.
I love it.
Oh, I fucking love it because it annoys them so much.
Oh, bothers them so much when I win.
It's the best.
Dad, do you make educated guesses or are you just going on, Willie Nilly? I willy'm so much. Oh, I bothers him so much when I win. It's the best. Dad, do you make educated guesses
or are you just going on, Willie Nilly?
I, Willie Nilly baby.
I blow in there and I do, we pick boxes.
We do it like Super Bowl box.
Oh, okay.
And, and every, whatever reason I win every year.
And, it's the best.
Now it may not be because you're winning.
It may just be because like you're fucking,
not only winning and taking their money,
but you're also on fucking TV and hugely successful. Yeah, that's
That's 100% what it is. I'm sorry. I didn't make that clear
They're the only people in the world because in my brothers
I love them so much that I could walk in there with a shit like fucking eating grid on my face
I'd be like yo give me my 250 bucks bitch
like yo give me my 250 bucks bitch. It's the best.
So how do you look like when you're watching on Sunday?
Rich get richer.
What?
When you're watching on Sundays, how do you know if you want,
or do you have to be informed that you want?
I don't even watch.
I just get a text.
I just get annoyed text from Rizzo.
And he says the rich get richer, you want again.
Fuck it, love it. Some guys, some guys, like guys that aren't in the pool. They love it. They love it
They love it, too. It's funny. Now how much can you expect to win from something like that?
Just a week to week. I think you know, it's like a thousand dollars here a thousand dollars there type of thing
Tax free right well. No, no, no, I report that
type of thing. Tax free, right?
Well, no, no, no, I report that.
You kind of question is that all.
It's like Brian at the fucking quick stop.
I like how he asks is that if I have like a mask on him a bandit or something like
I'm robbing the store.
No, we don't even play for money.
We play for boxes of ziti.
We don't even have time to have a good day.
There's no money.
I think with the Super Bowl pools,
you can get pretty high.
Yeah.
Up.
But I think the week to week is just, you know.
It says here, the Vegas line is chiefs minus three.
So the chiefs are favored.
So the chiefs are favored by three.
Yeah.
Okay.
That's not that much, right?
No, that line may move before the game in two weeks.
I expect it probably will.
Tababay is the first team to play a Super Bowl
in their home stadium.
So that I guess kind of helps.
But it's kind of a gated because I mean patch
mo homes is like it is it I think it's like Michael Jordan LeBron James Tom Brady and
I believe patch mo homes will be in that conversation when he's when he's retired from playing football
I believe he's that fucking amazing. I guess Kobe could be in that conversation too, but I don't know. I'm not that big of
basketball player or watcher, I should say.
Q. Are you a target shopper? I have on occasion. It's definitely one of my tour. Then you
will be glad to hear they will no longer be selling coconut milk made by the Thai company Chowaco looks like after investigation that the drink is allegedly tied to forced
monkey labor.
Monkey labor. Have you ever heard of such a thing?
I don't know how you could force a monkey to do anything it doesn't want to do.
Evidently, man, they got it down.
You want to bite your fucking face off if you try to make it do something that doesn't
want to do. I guess these are just like those little monkeys and what they do is they have You wanna bite your fucking face off if you try to make it do something that doesn't wanna do?
I guess these are just like those little monkeys and what they do is they have, they put chains around their neck.
Here's one right here.
And they send them up in the trees to get the coconuts.
But they have like, you know, like I said, they have the chains around their neck and then once they're done for the day,
they keep them tethered, chained to old tires or confined to cages barely larger than the bodies.
Oh my god.
Good for target.
Yeah.
I agree.
I mean, you know, those Walmart say the same thing.
They're not going to use a sweatshop labor soon, but it's like, it takes years, I guess,
to not like to transition.
The same as the government.
The government's like, all right, we're gonna change this law.
It'll be ready to go in 2025.
Isn't it funny though that like,
a story about a sweatshop,
doesn't get your attention,
but a story about forced monkey labor?
Oh yeah.
Yeah, but one more one I was like, all right, cool.
I'm like forced monkey labor.
I can get some of that around here.
Yeah, tell them to even. Sure, why not? I like forced monkey labor. I could get some of that around here
Tell them see if they sure why not
Have been going long enough. Yeah, yeah, okay. All right till next time till next time. So next time