Tell Em Steve-Dave - #470: The Cult of Tom

Episode Date: February 14, 2021

Q is back in the pink, Bry has wanderlust, Bry and Q watch Flashdance.

I was like I wanted to see Chris Penn dance He was walking around without a shirt on for a fucking really weirdly amount of time. Dude, you might shove up, look out. Hey, shove up. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell Him Steve Dave. I am here with Walt and I am here with the recently rehabilitated, reinvigorated and re-assimulated BQ. He's back and action. Hey, I'm back. I mean, the back means just sitting here in my fucking household. That'd be yeah, I'm back. COVID-free? Well, it's past 14 days, so I don't have to take a test. It's just assumed that since I had it, and I'm out of the two weeks, that I am COVID-free.

Wow. And with the aunt, everybody, it's flowing through my veins. Now, I'm learning that that means nothing. You saw the wear of masks. You still look like an act like. Two of them. You're a fucking jerk. No, they're not there.

Why can't they just make one mask that's thick enough? Like, why do I go to wear two? Like, now they're just clowning us. I agree with you, Q. I think we are being clowned because I just read an article about Biden. Biden tells Americans to wear masks for COVID-19 until at least at least 2022. Yeah, I mean, I don't really look. I'm going to be wearing a mask the rest of my life. It's fucking awesome. Are you doing it even in public everywhere you go?

Especially in public. Well, you're a famous guy. Yeah, you're not a good litmus test. I can't wait. You will never see me in public without a mask again for the rest of my life. You'll like 10 masks covering you up so you're all your eyes show. It's gonna be awesome, man. My time is just where a pillow over your face is.

It was like Jason and part two. This is great. I can go into tech shops now. I can go in all sorts of places that you don't want your face being seen. It's gonna be great. Is there a people still in Manhattan? Because I want to hit that shit up. I feel like they have gone the way of the Dota like many many businesses of New York.

Yeah, I went to one of them once in a people world, keep show world. Oh, show world. Yeah, Kevin and I went long, long time ago. It is it was disgusting. It was so weird. It was like you're in this room. This well-used room with like a box scratch, a plexiglass, and they're like a bank tell us thing that you could slide your money under but it was an octagon was it like that when you went like it was like there was like every you could see into the other rooms you could see other people yeah like you check out like this

check and the girl's like and she could tell I guess she like had a you know she knew the difference between like some guy I was there on a lunch break to jerk off and some high school and that's not and that was like what's going on in here that's willing to to accept seven other pairs of eyes as he jerks off no I ended up I had to toss it somebody had was somebody was missing a knife that means seven pairs. Yeah You never know though show world Yeah, yeah

So cute you're not willing to like you have this small window where you are like You're like Who's the dude I was an unbreakable Oh, so it's you're sure? Yeah, like you really have have this small window where you could walk into maybe even a leper colony and walk out on a scale. It's like for like two weeks, I think you probably got so much great antibodies running through your system. You can go anywhere on the face of the earth.

That was the time you do that missionary work. I'm gonna not be on the next two episodes. I'm gonna be building a well and I'm gonna be building a well and I'm gonna be building a well and I'm gonna be building a well and I'm gonna be building a well and I'm gonna be building a well and I'm gonna be building a well and I'm gonna be building a well and I'm gonna be building a well and I'm gonna be building a well and I'm gonna be building a well and I'm gonna be building No, that's the bummer. You still have to act like you like you can't it doesn't free you up to do anything Well, I think it does. I just think you're not you're you're not willing to Just go ahead and do it. I mean you have you are impervious right now it may end with you know by next week, but right now you are like

Like I said man you're unbreakable But don't you but isn't the thing that you can still carry the virus and give it to other people? That's not your problem anymore, bro. You paid your dues. I'm living in a world of other people's problems, right? I was doing a little math. It looks like if you were to take the entire American population, like every case that

happened and then the cases that have people have died from, it does look like it's about a percent and a half of people die. Now I'm no virologist, but I have to imagine that one and a half percent of people die from many other things too. So I don't get the like let's like it's just become accepted now the mask thing. And I get you and I get Asian people because they were doing it before anybody. They never do it first. Cool. But your average Joe, right? I'm going into the target or something.

Well, I mean, I don't have to cover their asses though. These corporations are everything. So yeah, you're not think they have to cover their asses, though, these corporations and everything. So yeah, you're not gonna see the masks go away anytime soon, though, in terms of like having to go into public places. It's not going anywhere. Yeah, you're 100%. I think it's 2022, if not longer. Right.

They're in there just like do it. And you got no fucking choice in life. That's to anybody who's like, oh, you're free. It's like, no, you're not. You're not. Every day they pass more laws, more rules, more edicts, more fucking legislation, man. We're not free, dude.

Not in the least. I mean, but it's if you're too... You're free to go fuck yourself if you don't want to wear a mask. you know is accurate this is going to at one point all pay off though. You think you think we'll defeat COVID? All Biden is talking about is being patriotic now. Where's before being a patriot?

You were a patriot you may as well be a fucking commie. I also read somewhere and this is purely, this is something I read online, but that companies that are coming up with the vaccine have special, no pun intended immunization from legal ramifications. Oh yeah, you didn't know that? No, I just read it today. Yeah, I heard that going.

That was back in the old regime, they passed some things, they're like, okay, we'll make it. So hurry it up, get it in production, make sure, we'll hurry this up and we'll give you immunity to any lawsuits if there's a bad reaction or a shit goes south. Right. And that's gonna happen with any given.

I mean, yeah, you gotta like weigh the like, the costs of like waiting a free year for a vaccine or trying to speed it through in a year. I saw a lady who said that she had taken both vaccines and she had a walker, and this is a younger lady, this lady, like in her 40s, and she had a walker and she was shaking like it was an earthquake and she said it was because of the vaccine.

I mean, what a fucking bummer. Well, I know too, people who got the vaccine from there closely. The one Tom Milazowski of the Sunday Jeff show, he was knocked on his ass with the second dosage, he said. Oh, yeah. First dosage is no problem. Second dosage, he had to leave work because he couldn't keep his eyes open.

And he said he, and he went and he fell asleep for like 12 hours. Huh. Frank V just got it yesterday. And he has said that he has shown no side effects, whatsoever, no fatigue. Nothing. He's a chipper as he's ever been. Knock. We got the second shot. You got the second shot already. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like, you know, knock would buy. I feel like Frank five has roach like qualities about him. He's going to be just fine. about him. He's going to be just fine.

When do you think you'll be flat? Now that you have COVID and you've had it. Yeah. And do you think you'll want to come down and record in person when we get the new place going? Or do you think you will still be like, you know, let me just do some more remote here. I'm a little will still be like, you know, let me just do some more remote here. I'm a little. I like, I like, I like when I, I like coming down, I like when I come down. Um, I'll just still wear the mask. You know what I mean? What am I going to do? And yet, but you're really probably are safe, though. I mean, you're not going to, no, but I'm worried about you guys like, what if I, yeah, but yeah, that, okay. Yeah. But I mean, yeah, okay, that's terrible. Like what if I'm on, we start shooting IJ again

and like I get it, but I'm asymptomatic because I have it and then I come there and I give it to you guys and then you give it to your families. Like I would feel pretty shitty. Yeah, but you were coming down before that and I was willing to take that risk though. So of course I would not hold it against you.

But I was wearing a mask. Right, but I wasn't. At times, sometimes I was, sometimes I wasn't. So I mean, I knew the risks of you, of reporting or coming into contact with people. I go to work every day. So it's like, it's just not like what. If you don't wear a mask to work, huh?

You don't wear a mask while you're wearing a mask? What? Oh, yeah, yeah. But you know, when somebody's not, was somebody was not in the store, though, we took our masks off. Yeah, we didn't keep the masks on seven hours a day. If like, if somebody, if the store is empty, we were just like, yeah, we took them off. We could, I just couldn't do it. I have it on seven straight hours, though. Right, right, right. It's too much, too much to expect of a person. Q, I don't know if you saw the photo from, from the Pucknuts the other day,

but did you see Walt Flanagan posing with a can of R&H? No, you know. You check out Ming's Twitter feed. Oh shit, yeah, Ming's been, Ming's been, I'm saying that Ming's really been, he's been a good pal to me. That guy's been pushing R&H weekly.

I assumed that he was on retainer at this point away he's been pushing it. He is not. He is not. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, share universe share universe I am it made me wonder if you were inspired Walt by Tom Brady who could barely walk straight at the boozy Super Bowl parade well that I I was all the my year before before that news came out but yes some people are like some people on Twitter like what do you think your golden boy now what the fuck what do you mean what do I think the guy

deserves as many fucking beers as he wants. What do you think of your golden boy? It's like he's walking a little bit, I don't know. There's a video of him right here. Yeah, he had some sea legs. Right. That's all. I mean, why wouldn't he? Oh, wait a second.

I mean, you're saying sea legs. It looks like he's being held up. He looks a little plastered. He's not Alex of Vechkin plastered when they won the Stanley Cup the capitals, but he, yeah, that's, it was, it was a strange sight to see because in the previous six super bowls, you didn't see him drunk at the celebration. You didn't see him getting frog marched in front of a picture,

fucking fans and shit. That's how they run the boat though, until he sobered up a little. He's a little scared. Give me some coffee before you bring him out in front of thousands of people But like grinning like the Shesher cat and having to be held up by his buddy But but we should celebrate that man We should celebrate a guy who's like fuck it man. I won the Super Bowl I had one too many and now I'm fucking here to say hi to you guys

Like he's in humanizes him, doesn't it? In a way, because the superhuman people are like now fuck their angry at seeing it because they're like, damn, now that I hate him, but that's making me like him. They said, was it an R&H beer? I tweeted that. I said that with somebody asked me, how would you feel if Brady was holding up an R&H beer while during that food? It's not be like I would be so excited for it be cute because I'd be like he could fucking retire off all that beer money Get him to do that pictured with one. Well, why don't you just Photoshop it? Yeah, somebody out there could do that right for me. Yeah, like R&H

It'll it'll it'll it'll take away your sea legs or something. And it's like, oh, I thought it was gonna be like R&H. It'll help you win a Super Bowl. Yeah, that's better. Well, if Red Bull could get sued and successfully over, it'll give you wings. I wouldn't write that. Yeah, you might, Super Bowl might be copyrighted.

Yeah, but I'm not writing this. Write a champ in a hard work. Write a champ in a hard work. But it's fan artwork. Well, I thought you could use it in a more hard work. I'll repost it, but I'll be like, Ha, ha, ha, isn't this funny? A fan made this.

Ha, ha, ha. Now, I maintain that Brady wasn't as drunk as everyone makes it out to be because I feel he's like He's like Bruce Lee. Do you remember when Bruce Lee was at like the the most fit Body on the face of the planet. There wasn't like no fat on him. There was a thing But you know, he wasn't musk. He was muscular But he wasn't like you know Arnold Schwarzeneggerk, he was muscular, but he wasn't like, you know, Arnold Schwarzenegger muscular. He was cut beyond cut.

Yeah, he was the most purified body on the face of the planet. And I think Brady is the next Bruce Lee. And the rumor was that Bruce Lee took an aspirin and that's what killed him, because he couldn't take the impurities of the aspirin. And I think that Brady probably had one sip of beer. One RNA spear, one delicious R&H beer. You're just saying a sip.

Just a sip and that's what happened because alcohol hit that perfect God-like system. And you know, just played half-equited. You know what? Well, I'm not arguing with you about Tom Brady anymore. I texted you the night of the Super Bowl. You did. I was texting him throughout the Super Bowl. This is the first Super Bowl I ever watched from

beginning to end. It's the one I ever really cared about because of Walt. Yeah, I told him I fucked up. I thought it was nice. I go that you sent me a text before the game said you're rooting for Tom Brady. I thought that was very sweet, you know, because I need it to support because I really didn't think that he was going to be able to pull it off. I even told you I was like, I hope he's got one more miracle in him. Yeah. I, I, I'm on board, man, I'm with you. Now I'm in the cult. I'm in the cult of time. A fit.

Join me. I want to, I want to publicly apologize for any disparaging comments. I might have made him. I was joking over the years. I was joking, but I still set him and I got to take responsibility for it. So I apologize. Tom Brady. I, I, I think to take responsibility for it. So I apologize Tom Brady.

I think Tom would accept that apology. I put a good point of view. Thank you, thank you. Thank you. He really could start a cult right now, right? I'm telling you, I would join. I know what he's doing. Well, isn't that the team of 12? Program is not like cultist.

It is kind of cultist, but if he was like, you know, but if he start to go like the evil way because he's not evil right now, and be like, you know, like, be cute. If you're going to join my cult, I need 50% of your income. Right. The government.

Then the government's a cult. Is that a 50% or a 50% or whatever? After what was left after the government takes their money, you then you got to give 50% and that to Tom. So for every $100, after the government, and after Tom Brady, he gets a quarter. That's not including agents, managers, all the other. Hold on a second, that's on our horse, friend.

It's a hundred bucks split four ways between me and the rest of the impractical jokers. That's it. So I'm gonna quarter to begin with Right and then the government takes half of that and then agents managers take 15% of that and Then I got home with a sweet 10 cents on every dollar no Tom sticking those in Tom wants his taste And now and nickels going to Tom Worked it though, worked it. Isn't that how Scientology works though?

I don't know. I think they take a big portion of your income as well though, depending upon the percentage of what you make. Obviously somebody like Cruz, if they're even taking money from him anymore, they may not be because he's the king. He's like the face of the whole organization. He's basically, I would imagine he's Jesus Christ in the Scientology world, right?

He's got to be like the most important figure you look up to and it's be like, you know what, if you play your cards right and you do what we say, you can turn into a Tom Cruise. Be like bullshit. Oh, I don't think it's bullshit. The people who think that who are joined Scientology might believe bullshit. Oh, I don't think it's bullshit that the people who think that who are joined Scientology

are possible even. No, I believe those people. Yeah, I would sit there and I'd be like, bullshit, I'm gonna be the next Tom Cruise. Well, in your field, like the Tom Cruise of podcasting. The Tom Cruise of podcasting. All right, I think that's Joe Rogan.

But. Right. Right, let's say, let's say Scientology reached out to you, right? I was like, look, we can do it for you. We can make you the next time cruise, and they show you the plan, and it looks like it'll work. And they're like, but you gotta be a Scientologist nut,

and you gotta give us, to use the word nut. I know you make. What's up? Did he use the word nut? Is that what you said a Scientologist nut? Yeah, you got these Scientologists nut. Like not like just like, you know how you,

I have friends in Scientology, and they're a little intense, and I definitely notice a change in their personality from before they joined to after. But for the most part, like they're still the same, I would say 80% of them is like hasn't changed, but like you have to do the Tom Cruise thing. You have to do like the fucking badge, the metal they gave them and the fucking bluish sash and on TV going, we're

gonna do it, we're gonna save the world. And I need you to do it. You gotta bring the intensity, well, to everybody you meet, you gotta meet lock eyes with them and you gotta tell them like, you know what, I know a better way. So basically I'm an amway settlement. But you're also Tom Cruise level rich and famous and would have had much power in Hollywood. Well, I mean, how is he gonna achieve that podcasting though? The achieve like fuck.

No, no, the size of our level of movie star fame. No, they're gonna put them in movies. They're like Brian's, Dave Hughes, it's gonna be Mission Impossible 9. Can I do my own stomster? I think they're like, yeah, you're gonna be in mission impossible. Nine you're gonna be like his computer sidekick watching like you guys and watching Kevin Even at your level of fame doesn't seem fun

It seems like there's way too many people approaching you all the time You're fucking Tom Cruise. You think you're fucking staying in your house now? Like you would never leave. You would never know. Well, no. My buddy did some plumbing work for Tom Cruise in Manhattan. Whoa. Really? Yeah. And he'd out his shitter. Yeah. So, so it was this building in Manhattan and he wasn't. They said, if you see Tom Cruise, you're not to look at him, like you're not to talk to him,

do not say anything to him. And when he schedules, they scheduled when he came home, all the workers would have to leave the house. Tom Cruise would come in, go home, go inside, and go to his office or whatever, and then the workers could come back in. And my buddy, he left his tools up there,

but he was done for the day and he was heading up to get them and they were like, no, no, no, no, Tom's on his way to the building. You have to wait out here. And he's like, no, I'm done for the day. Like I always grab my tools and go home. He had to wait two fucking hours. Before he could go get his tools.

So Tom Cruise has got to work out, man. He isn't gonna give a fuck with the little guy, I think, say him anymore. No. with the little guy. I think say him anymore No If the little guy even has an opinion of him like he just seems so like I think people have written him off It's like all right. He's nutty, but he's good at what he does. Oh, he's excellent I mean, you know, it's like you always want another mission impossible I mean you could just fuck it force me feed me nothing but mission impossible movies from now to the end of my days

And I wouldn't need any other type of movie fuck Star Wars Fuck Marvel movies. I'd rather have mission impossible movies Really that's that's an interesting choice. Yeah, I really loved them. Yeah, because I mean the Marvel ones I mean, you know what though. I haven't seen any of the any of the trappings of the current Marvel Movies in the mission of possible movies if you know what I mean, and I'll just leave it at that. Uh-huh. Yeah, no, you're right Look at me now Fuck it. I gotta go see it. I don't know you have to concede building. Fuck it, I gotta go see it. I don't know. You have to concede. He looks at the fast and the furious thing, it looked

like disdain. He's like, oh, yeah, yeah, but I also just want to make clear in case he's listening like, almost certainly not was going to make them to pot. I don't disagree. I don't disagree with him making my friend way two hours so he can get to his bathroom and open your bottle. Like, fuck my friend. Like, I agree with him. I would do it too at that level.

Why would it take two hours though? It was like, he's coming into the building. Why is it too early? He gives a window. That's what I ask. He gives a window. He's like, I'm gonna be home around two o'clock. So they clear out an hour beforehand and an hour after hand just to make sure he has

that runway to come home. Got you. And I just played Devils Advocate on Tom's side here. I tell you, I've had some, and the few times I've had some work done at my house is so annoying. Well, they're coming into your bedroom. Of course. Yeah, it's so annoying that there's people strangers in your house. And like, I would love for that to have like be able to have that kind of juice to be like dev.

I'm coming home in two hours and make sure there's no workers here. I respect my window. Why is it taking you two hours to come home from Redback? It's just. Don't worry about it. I'm Tom, I'm going from Red Bank. It's just... I don't worry about it. I'm Tom Cruise now. I have to issue somewhat, Mayacolpa retraction, I don't know,

yeah, I guess so in apology, not that she ever heard it, but remember I was like, Pam's a pathological liar. Yeah. I think I need several times. Yeah, I think I need to clarify it more. It's not because I thought about it afterwards

and I was like, that really makes her look pretty awful. Like because a pathological liar will lie about anything and that's not the way she is. Like what she will lie about and this is pathological is it an effort to not be wrong about something. She will lie and lie and lie. Regardless.

You can get in digger heels and even though it's, she's like, right, absolutely ridiculous. So anybody who, you know, if you happen to be Pam and she says, Hey, I'm Pam, she's probably telling the truth. But why, why, why are, this is unlikely though, to carry this like almost two weeks later to be like now to like, I remember it last week. And then I wrote it down this week. It wasn't like something that happened or she's caught wind of this.

Oh, no, nothing like that. I just wanted to do a little. That's nice. Yeah. I mean, a culpe there. You know what? And you might not want to use this on the show, but I'll just bring it up anyway, because it's true.

There's something that your mom did once that it's been five years and I think about it once a month and I can't wrap my head around it was when you got those bills from the IRS that were like you owe money and then she just hid them. All right. So you wouldn't find that and get upset. When you told me that I'm like I don't even know I don't know how to process that as a lot as a choice. And I think and I just think about it sometimes

I'm like I'm like what's going on? I'm like what so when you talk about Pam like I always think about that I like your mom like your mom's very sweet and she's always very nice to me So it's so I'm not going after her, but like I can't wrap my head around that it confounds me to this day Yeah, she does looney shit. She does looney things But in her mind like she's to making the right choice. Yeah, I believe so I shit. She does looney things. But in her mind, like she's to make in the right choice. Yeah, I believe so. I don't think she's like, I'll fuck him over a little fucking, we'll see you in federal prison. No, no, no, no, but she's like, I don't want to see my little boy upset about the almost $500,000 bill. Right. Yeah.

She's like, if I just throw these in the lake, it'll all go away. Oh my God, you would see me in the lake if we're half a million, I would. Did you guys see the video of the guy killing that couple? No, I don't want to see things. Well, this was like mainstream stuff. Oh, you know what, dude, I haven't looked at the news since the election. And I have no idea what's going on in the world.

See it well? I have no idea what you're talking about. It was a couple in Pennsylvania. And they were, they seem they had, there was bad blood between them and another neighbor. And the couple was shoveling snow and kind of throwing it like towards the guy's property. And they had words back and forth.

But the video picks up with them arguing and the guy from the couple is yelling. He's like, you know, I'll make your life a living hell living here and I'll fucking knock your head off your shoulders and all this other shit they're going back and forth. And so the guy who's not part of the couple, he walks into his house and he comes out with a gun. It looks like a shotgun, I think. And instead, like, if you're arguing with your neighbor and they come out with a shotgun, what's your move? I'd go inside my house.

You retreat back into your house. Call the cops, yeah. So you don't approach them going, do it. Do it with a phone in your hand. OK. OK. Well, that's playing chicken on a level that most people won't play chicken on.

Right. Well, they lost this particular game of chicken. It is. And it's weird. It affected me more than a lot of this shit that I see, like more than the cartel stuff. Because the cartel stuff seems like a movie. It doesn't seem real.

This was like a suburban neighborhood like yours are mine, maybe not yours, Q, you're up there. But say me or walk, you know, just like a little, little neighborhood. And the guy comes out with a gun, you know, the guy says, go ahead. What are you going to do? And the lady's going, do it, do it. He then fires off a couple rounds, hits the guy in the stomach, it looks like.

The guy retreats immediately, he goes back and like, he falls out of sight by his garage and then he takes a shot at the lady and it looks like he takes her knee out. And she's like, ah, God, it's the ground. And then shoots her again while she's on the ground. Goes back. She do deserve this. She was yelling at him, calling my scumbag. I think it's like it was part of the ongoing. It wasn't just the guys that were

warring. It was the couple versus this dude. Right. So they're on the ground now. You can't see the guy. You can't see the woman. The dude goes back into his house, comes back out again with what appears to be an assault rifle says to the lady you should have shut your fucking mouth boom Shooter in the head. I think twice Then he walks out of sight to the guy where you know the guy is and he's like who's the pussy now or like I'm a pussy Huh, like something along those lines here? Oh my God. Then he goes back into his house and kills himself

when the cop show up. Oh. I mean, total waste. Total, total waste. But it really made me think like, because I'm constantly yelling at people. I can never know if you're fucking with me. You never know.

But it was something like that. And like if I had that level of bad blood with a, with a neighbor, which I, you know, when I lived with Pam and I, you know, when I was a kid, we had, you know, those are neighbor that we had bad blood with. I don't think. I can't imagine that 80 year old woman

that would have gone and shooting you though. I don't think so though. She probably would have liked to. Yeah. It just, yeah, it was like very relatable, I guess. Like, could it could happen? Wait, what? Could it happen?

You're just like, it could happen. If that guy, you know what, and this is a dangerous time to do it too, because like everybody's on edge, you don't know what's going on beneath anybody's skin in today's day and age. Everybody's on edge, everybody's like, fucking touchy. Everybody's in this. Everybody's like, fuckin' touchy. Everybody's in this weird,

fucking social experiment right now. It's like crazy, man. So yeah, you know what I mean? If that guy had just killed himself, instead of his neighbors, that would have been a good day for his neighbors. Yeah, oh yeah, they would have been, oh yeah, definitely.

But I agree with you. I think if there's one thing that anybody could take away from this episode is like, we should really like kind of like come on the side of like give people a little bit of extra kindness maybe or let things go a little bit more. At least a little latitude.

Yeah, yeah, maybe you never know what somebody else is dealing with. And maybe if you just don't quickly jump to like I'm being disrespected, you know, just kind of take it like, you know, like a little bit of water off your back. What if it's in your DNA? Do you remember? I don't know if you remember this, but do you remember? I lived on Barbary or the same street you lived on. Across the street from me, there was a house of a very young couple. And me and my wife were young too.

I don't even think we had any kids yet. This would probably be early 90s. And one afternoon in the summer, I pulled it. And my wife was in my mother. I've lived with two women that were like hell-bent on people not parking in their parking spots. Oh, that's a big thing in our town. Oh my god, it's with women, with women, yeah. It was crazy. But I would be like, well, how is this your parking spot? It's like it's on a public street. And if I went out, I knew,

I knew better to ever make that argument to either one of them. I said it the first time because I was proud beaten into like, oh, Mr. Needs a ride everywhere. You're gonna tell us where the park. So I was never a person that was like, that's my spot or I have rights to this spot on this street just because my house was close to it or anything. But my wife did and we had two cars at the time and I came home and it was just around dusk and the sun was coming down. And I got out of my car because somebody was in the spot I usually park in but I didn't give a fuck. I really didn't care. I honest to God on my mother's life. But when I got out of the car I looked towards the house

to just look at the sun because the sun was so bright and orange it just caught my eye and I had to squint and look at it and this fucking this lady comes running out of the house like fucking leather face. Who the fuck are you looking at? What, you got something to say? Cause we're parking that spot. And like fucking attacking me. Wanting me to be like to ratchet it up and be like, I don't know what you're talking about. I said, I don't care that you're in that spot. You better not fucking care.

Cause my husband would be having two seconds. And I'm like, I don't give a fuck if you parked there. I said, oh see that, like even hearing that decades later, I'm like, all right, come to the fuck over. I swear to God, this guy's way what just that happened. And I later, I'm like, all right, tell him to come the fuck over. I swear to God, as God said, what is that happened? And I remember my wife being like, so angry. And I'm like, who cares? I don't give a fuck about the spot.

I never cared about the spot. I just wasn't willing to let it be a big thing though. That's so funny that she was like, you better not care. Like, it's so funny. It is a real like, and it is almost like, I've never heard her say it, but I hear Pam say it. Oh my God, my mother queue for,

when we moved to Highlands in fifth grade, until, which would be 1982, till about 2002, so 20 straight years of if my mother went to down the corner to get milk or something, we had to put cones out in front of our house. And be ready, and be on, like I'm gonna come back in five minutes and then no cell phones or anything.

So like just be ready to take those cones at it when I get home, so I'm not gonna get out of the car. I was gonna stay out there in zero degree weather, wait for her to come around the corner to run out and move the cones now At fairness to your mom You did leave live next to a restaurant and people would park on your street To then give you no room at all so a lot of times like in in that town in highland where we grew up It's like you're parking place almost. It's a birth, and it's right in front of your house, right? It's not down the block a little.

It's right there for you to see your car. Yeah, there's no better explanation of how it was like, it was everything. It consumed every resident of Highlands, your parking spot. Well, I get it. We dealt with that on stand alone because it's like, you're taking the time to dig that spot out. Oh, this was this was in the fucking

brother in summertime. Oh my God. Really? Oh, this is this is 24, seven, 365 days a year. Consumpt, like we better not go out because um, we're simply in my park in our spot. We literally would be like, well, we're not going to go there because I know someone's going to park in our spot. We got a good spot right in front of the house. We're staying. That is funny. I do remember a box truck parked out in front of my house when I was living with my parents as a kid for two weeks. A box truck and we were like every time we looked at a window, we just saw like a rider truck or something. what the fuck we we ended up calling the cops I think that's like the FBI or something yeah we ended up calling we were like get this fucking thing out of here then it just disappeared

but did you ever you never had that kind of like feeling we're like you're entitled to a spot I got I'm lucky where I grew up the there were more spots than houses because there were lots on on my block that were undeveloped. And you could park like seven cars in front of it. So there was never really an issue where I came from. But it is a stand island thing. It's a known stand island thing that people get into like brawls of a parking spot. You imagine that. No. You have a mom finally got a driveway after Sandy.

She lived in her house and I was able to put a driveway underneath the house like a little garage and she's never had to worry about that parking spot ever since. Isn't that nice? Yeah, it's a piece of mind that, you know, I think is gonna add at least five years to her life because the way that she was consumed about the park is fine. I was like, I'm worried about you. You. Q, I know that deep down, you're romantic.

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Yeah, I have I have some big news Q Whoa, I have a date to if everybody to circle on their calendar February 18th our web store will be going up at some point I don't know if when on February 18th but on February 18th It goes live with all new merch. Oh, shit nice. Yeah, so we got like six shirts. We got the Got the full four color demon the full back patch back in stock the little Oh, I've been hearing people ask for that. Yeah, yeah, I got those back in stock. I have a bumper sticker What else we got?

We got a four color demons trucker hat So oh shit. Oh get out the same one that we've been making the one that you were yeah one I guess I go. Oh, I love that hat man. That's my new one Yeah, so you go to tell them Steve Dave.com on February 18th in place in order, you'll see all, you can see all the wares we got. We got some models to model all our stuff. Well, that's loose, right?

I heard that female models were forbade. That is not true. That is what I heard that was. Tommy Lincoln said that with the female stuff, like, hey, you want to take some pictures of Mary Beth or something, you're like, we don't need them. This is not a dismissive. And your history dictates how far we've fallen.

Because I don't know when you're going to get the photo. So I'm like, fuck it, we got Sunday Jeff. That's all you need, baby. That's all the sexiness you need to self-emerge. We got to get them. You remember when Kevin used to have Amy model for the yeah, and they were all fucking they were hot pictures and stuff like that Yeah, made you want to buy everything cuz you're so hot and like we're like here look at Sunday Jeff Yeah, he looks like a like a pile of mashed potatoes with a four-color demons hat on who does for Sunday Jeff?

No, he does not is he really tell you right now that the mother fucker. He was he's got guns now Oh does he? Yeah, he's the fucking Hebrew hammer now man. He is fucking ripped When you see these pictures cue I lost I was talking about You're gonna fall in love all over again with Sunday Jeff No, I but like there was me and son. They went out to dinner the other night and we went to a restaurant that there had been a shooting at recently.

And this is very out of the ordinary in our area, but there had been a shooting and you know, Sunday heard about it and he was like, wow, I wonder why there'd be a shooting here? It goes, I wonder if we should be worried. And I was like, well, I'm not worried. I go, I'm fucking sitting next to you with those fucking pythons.

I got not to worry about. No, it's gonna fuck with us. He really, he looks great. He just made the decision to get into shape. Yeah, he's, he's definitely like, you know, like a little mini Arnold going on. I don't know if he's fucking taking any kind of like chemical shit to get these muscles.

Oh, yeah, he's all rewited out. Is there not fucking kill anybody who shoots us? He looks awesome though. Now get them that's the like you know. Not as much. Wow. So that's it man. The 18th, we'll keep people updated on Twitter. Yeah, I'm sure you guys will tweet some links sort of ever, but like I maintain that we don't need cheesecake with the beef cake that tells Steve Dave town has to offer. I don't think we need cheesecake.

I just think we need to let girls know, hey, here's how a shirt is gonna look on you. I suppose it would. They know. They know how a shirt will look on you. Sack it up. But I mean, I know we don't need it, but can we just have some?

Just a little. Just a smidge. Look at my house. Go on your porn sites like Urban Outfitters if you want to see that shit. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Porn sucks. February 18th, look for it. And I believe your talk isn't it American? Is it American hotfitters? That's the port that I like to basically porn. They're the ones who have all the hustlers in their store, their flagship store. Urban outfitters? No, Urban Outfitters doesn't have it.

But I think there's another one called American... Fucking what is that company? It's out in LAQ. You would know it. American Eagle? it American Eagle not American Eagle It's the one where they have likes they're getting in trouble because they're Their models look like waifs and they're always wearing like see through shirts. They're highly sexualized I haven't heard of this American apparel sir American apparel. There we go now that everyone sat through that as I fucking lose memory American apparel. Yeah, nice off fairs.

Do you might shove up look out. Wow, holy shit, you ain't kidding. And then our real store, our brick and mortar store queue is very close to opening. That sign you showed me looked so great, man. I was excited to see that. Yeah, it looks really good. I want to give a shout out to the guy who gave this as that sign. He gave it to us for free. A listener, really. I didn't ask for it for free. I told him I would pay for it, but the guy is such a cool listener. He said, nope, he goes for all the, uh,

all the hours of entertainment that Tom Steve Davis provided. He said the least he could do was give us that sign. And he's, yeah, it's really cool, right? Uh, Justin, Christensen, Christensen, I think that's right. Christensen. Yeah, he, he provided the sign and, uh, I can't thank him enough. I'm sure you guys, I go that sentiment. Oh, of course. Absolutely, thanks, Jess, and that's cool. Yeah, but we're almost ready to go. I think the store may be depending upon some late inspections

that the Stash has to go through. It could be next week at some time. I was there late last night, getting the, getting the place ready would get him, helping us out. He's like Bob Vila. Okay. He knows everything. He really does. I mean, well, come on. I mean, we bust his balls about being 148 and being like, you know, I don't know what all in everything. But when it comes he's like, okay, okay. Yeah. You don't like to hear that. If we want to be smart, we should get Chuck to do Sunday Jeff workout tape.

Oh, that's so good. Sunday workout. Yeah, like Sunday workouts. Just have him bring us through. Like they used to have those chain fond of tapes Just gonna say like guns of steel How great with that? He could do an info-mercial for it and everything yeah, I mean, I don't know if he'd be up for it But he's like Billy blanks

Fucking black dude. He's got he's back on he's back on commercials He's got a really great commercial with progressive, I think it's like Insurance or something or maybe windshield thing. I can't remember. Yeah, he's the boxing guy right yeah, yeah, yeah You don't have cable you told me no, I don't but I just remember him from yeah He's on a commercial that I see almost daily great really funny commercial really music Susan powder remember her a blondeondwood real short hair yeah another one. All right Sunday. I thought you saw this video.

I think he would do it because that there's nothing more that people who get in shape like than showing off that they're in shape now. You know what you're I don't think you're wrong about that because yesterday when we were doing the photos he was walking around with a shirt on for a fucking really weirdly amount of time. We had to put the shirt the other shirt back on. I have a feeling our shirts are going to be like those boardwalk shirts where like it's like airbrushed like like abs and shit. I gave him a large and he's like you don't have a small Did he shrink? Oh, he wanted a tight. Oh, he wanted a time to show off the bite-ons, man. Well, yeah

Hard to get him put him in a tent. This isn't gonna work for me. It's gonna work for Sunday Jeff He also he also has that high energy that you need to take people through a 45 to an hour class. Yeah. Did you hear Wal-Mart? We hear like 80s graphics and stuff like that for it. Yeah. Like warmers? Oh yeah. Yeah.

Like warmers. But I bet if he legitimately brought people through his workout, there would be people who'd be like I'm gonna do the Sunday Jeff workout. I'm gonna do it. I think you're right. I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna get that to happen Pitch him on it. Yeah He doesn't have to pitch him. What he'll suggest in the Sunday Jeff will go okay Look at the shitty does and especially now You say that's that's the old Sunday Jeff. Bro. This is the new Sunday Jeff. He's an alpha now You're right. You're right. I didn't even think of that. Did you hear Walt won the lottery?

No, what yeah, they're opening up a new Chick-fil-A next to us Are they really you want to see that we're gonna let excite you and the family? It'll be nice to have a Chick-fil-A within like 10 minutes of of home rather than you know half hour in either direction But I know the place is going to be like a Puppie yeah like they're given away money when it opens. Yeah, I think you're right And it's such a weird area too. It's not convenient to get in and out of that little spot I think it's gonna be a logistical nightmare. Did you guys know about the Chick-fil-A secret Like opening promise?

No. If a Chick-fil-A opens, if you're one of the first 100 people in line, you get free chicken for life once a month. Oh wow. Yeah, it's like the secret little thing that nobody knows about. So that's why when you see the Chick-fil-A like like a while like lined up at the wasoo and new one.

Right. It may be because they're on the inside and they know that like they're going to get a special membership that allows them to get a free lunch. Once a month. Once a month. Oh my god. Oh my god. To sit out there. That's what college kids do though. That's something that but that would be fun to talk about when you're in your college, right? Oh, yeah, you and some of your buddies. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. But if you're over 40 and you're like, and you're like desperately trying to get that free monthly Chick-fil-A lunch, yeah, and it's not like we have a homeless population in the area where like it would work out for them. Yeah, I had, I had we did a, I don't know if I should say the name of the nationwide sandwich company. Okay.

Everybody knows. We did a commercial for him and like the reps on set that day were like, hey man, and they handed me a black card with the logo of the place on it. It looked like a credit card. And they're like, this is free for life. And it has a hundred bucks on it, and then when it gets down, you go on this website, or you call this number, and they top it up,

no questions asked, and you can do it for the rest of your life, blah, blah, blah. Free for life. I'll bet you that's what their pitchman wishes he was. So I went to the local one to use it one day. I had no idea what the fuck it was. I finally one to use it one day. I had no idea what the fuck it was. I finally tried to run it through like a gift card. I said I had zero balance on it.

So he wouldn't give me anything. And I was like, I was like, but it's free. And he's like, no, no, he's like, it's a gift card and there's nothing on it. Does he know who he's like? No, I think it's a fuck. So I paid for my sandwich. I'm like, through that card right out. I had no clue where it went. Cause I'm a fuck, so I paid for my sandwich. I threw that card right out.

I had no clue where it went. Because I'm not going to call the sandwich place and be like, exactly. I'm not going to be like, hey, man, you remember the time you said you're going to be free sandwich, it's just fun life. Like, where is it? Like, you can't be that guy.

So I just got fucking, you can't have your assistant do it. I just think it's it's it's this was years ago at this point. So I didn't even have an assistant that's I just tossed it. Very similar incident happened to me from Tom Steve Dave. We had mentioned KFC or I I in particular had mentioned KFC how my love to smell and everything. And I got a card in the mail from a really nice listener who was like this card has, it was like a crazy amount of money on the card she said. You know, $500 worth of KFC credit is on this card. You know, I love Tellum Steve Dave and I know you guys, you said something nice about the company I work for so I got this for you.

That's nice. It was really nice. And then when I went in there, I went, no, it's still not hurt. I'm guessing it was the inept management when the KFC I went to and I tried to use it in the guy. I was like, there's nothing on here. And I was like, no, there should be 500 on there. And then when I shouldn't have said that, because as soon as I said 500, he was like, what? $500 is on the supposed to be on here. And I was like, yeah, you know what? I maybe it was 50. I have said that. Because as soon as I said 500, he was like, what? $500 is on, he's supposed to be on here.

And I was like, yeah, you know what? Maybe it was 50. I have bad eyes, I said. And I knew he was, I knew what it was gonna be and for a grilling if I said 500. Oh my God, my spine. But at the end of the story though, I wasn't able to get any, I had to pay for it.

And the credit card is in my glove box I've never used a sense you never tried it again never tried it again. Yeah. Yeah Well why we keep getting taken like this man? Why don't we get our free sandwiches and chickens? I think they're I think they're probably individually run stores though and I think that there's there may be a though. And I think that there's there may be a breakdown of communication between these these stores and corporate. That's the only reason it has to be. But when I worked at Blockbuster video, there was very rare, but there were

people who got like a magical Blockbuster card that was like free rentals and no late fees. And in the years I worked at Blockbuster, I only ran across it like twice but we were trained on it, we were told what it was and that's what that sandwich card was and and it'll make an assail. I imagine though like like I said if you own your if you own you like you let's say BQ owns a KFC yeah and here I stroll in one day and I got $500 I'm gonna take all the chicken for today you're gonna be fucking fuck You're gonna have any chicken left for us today. You're gonna be like fuck you. It don't work get the fuck out of here

Don't show up and then it's like those Popeye memes where like they run out of chicken too fast that everybody's upset It's guns blazing Drive their car through the front accuse new fucking franchise. You may be able to answer this while you can weigh in too. Is it weird for me to travel by myself? Like not a con. Not somewhere business-y, but if I were to be like, I just, it's too cold, I can't take it, I want to go to Florida for two days. And then Mary Beth says, behind a watch, this age. I mean, I'm sure as your wife, I would be like,

well, I'd like to come too, but I, I don't think that's out of bounds, you're unreasonable at all. Do you told me to go? Just cause you're married, you're not supposed to fucking take mental health breaks for yourself. That's insane.

That's the thing that it feels weird to travel without her. What at the same time I can't wait until I can. I don't think so. I don't think this is anything. It's, look, every marriage is different, right? If she's saying go, go. Yeah. Yeah, why not? I don't know, it's just like, it feels weird, it's saying go, go. Yeah. Yeah. Why not? I don't know.

It's just like, it feels weird. It's always for some reason. When you go. Why you don't think it's gonna be. I don't know. You don't think there'll be a point where she's like, look, I want to go home and see my family. And then she goes. And then your home watch in the kid. Yeah. I mean, that'll definitely come up. But it's just, I don't know. It's different. Her visiting her parents than me just like going and hanging out, which I wouldn't want to go anywhere. No, I remember when Kevin was writing clerks too, he would like drive to Vegas and like, and hold up in a hotel and ride over the weekend. I always thought that was a really good idea. Yeah. Yeah. I said go for it, dude.

I'll go for it. Yeah, it's not bad. That's not bad, right? Yeah. I think I figured out, remember I was talking about how I constantly think of mortality all the time Like I believe it may have to do with getting married because think about like the this the Well, they call them not touchstones the thresholds the like in land marks. Yeah, these

I know there's a word for it, but landmark is pretty good. Now I don't think so. What's the word? I think it is I think it is landmark Touchstones. That's what I was thinking. I feel like there's another word, but anyway, everybody knows what we mean milestones milestones. That's the word You know, like you know, all right, we'll go with landlords. Fuck everyone else. You know, you have like, you know, you graduate high school, and then you get married, and then you have a kid, and then you have another kid. You know, it's like there are certain, you know, landmarks, as you say, and I haven't hit any of them until I got married.

And then- Well, yeah, graduate high school, but I mean like the normal, like I didn't have an average, I guess. Well, you have never been one to subscribe to normal, though. I mean, society has never been able to put a fucking saddle on Brian Johnson. Damn, right, they tried. They tried to write me sons of bitches.

Like, hey, motherfucker, never. And you have never been one to be like, hey motherfucker, never. And you have never been one to be like, I'm going to live by society's rules. And he said that Jeff would fall over there in a mask, though. You almost broke his brain when one day he's like, how does he have a car, a house, all this stuff? He has a work in decades. I go to work every single day. I get up at 4.30.

And you break almost broke him. I remember being there one time when he was just like, he just looked at me like I'm like some kind of alien species. Yeah, but I was sitting around, I was like, I think that shit. I think like once I got married,

I'm like, oh, okay. Well, now this is the rest of your life. Whereas I just like up to that point, I'm like, oh, okay. Well now this is the rest of your life Whereas I just like up to that point. I just treated as like, well, this is life, right? But it's like open ended, but it's like, okay now. It's phonet. Here's the yeah a little bit. Here's the Here's the course. Here's the course. I thought you were fucking around I saw the word in my head. No idea. I never said it aloud though. I think, buddy, you based on the sentence you just said without saying anything else.

I think you better book that trip to Florida immediately because the the adjustment in your own life that you're now dealing with. You remember your your main job is to keep And it's not always gonna be easy Given fucking everything I've seen in the world, but like you have to keep your marriage as a positive in your life Like you can't let it get to a place Which is like I used to be able to do whatever I want I used to be able to go to Florida whenever the fuck I want I mean like you can't do that or else it'll it'll be a cancer so you gotta go to Florida Yeah, I think I mean I hate to use the word impediment, but I think like sage has been more.

Sege stood in the way of more of that kind of stuff that Mary Beth ever has or would probably. Oh, simply because she's been around him. She's been around for a decade or plus decade and a half years now. She's got a lot more cock blockin to do than Suzanne You know why I'm not used to talk I'm not used to talking negative about About That's why when I was talking about impediments it is Yeah, no she was like, Oh, do it.

And it's actually good that the first one got canceled because I had made arrangements, but I was supposed to do that thing with, I was supposed to do a podcast with a certain group of guys. And they canceled it the last minute, but then we did pucknuts. So it's good that I did stay around. Really? I'm glad because I don't want to miss that kind of shit. And it's even though it's two days, it's like, whenever I do shit like this, it's like, boom, that's the day

that something is going to need to be done. But now I got a project I'm working on with Walt so much like hev, I would like to go down there, bring it with me, work on it down there. Just like completely, like, I don't have to fucking worry about bringing the recycling can in. I don't have to worry about getting up at fucking six to make sage or fucking ex-send, which I get a dress for school and all that other shit. You know, I don't have to set her timer at night. I don't have to do any of that. You know? For two straight days. For two straight days, which doesn't seem like a lot now that you say it that way. Oh my god. I'm done for a cue. I'm surrounded by two travel days. We got anything else?

Not really. No. Let me see. I think that's pretty much all I had written down. Me and Q watched Flash Dance. We never did get to that. I watched it. We did watch it together. We watched it separately, but it was uh, it's in a, have you ever seen it?

Wait a minute. We did watch it together, but we watched it separately. How does that work out? Well, no, we, I was watching it and I was, I was texting him during it. I was like, you have to watch this. It's fucking insane. I've seen it. I've seen it back in the day when it was hot.

Well, that's what everybody saw, but you got to watch it with current eyes. Yeah. Oh, yeah. 2021 eyes. It's fucking insane. The movie's insane. First off, there's like, there's what, five full songs where it's like,

it's a music video. It's not even like it's a movie. It's like, you know, what a feeling and then she's jumping around that. But the weirdest thing is like, she, look, and Jennifer Beals, you see her in that movie and you're like, I understand why she became a fucking cultural phenomenon. She was absolutely dropped at gorgeous. She was, but like, she doesn't dance in the movie. Every time there's dancing, it's someone else. Yeah. And half the times they don't bother to try and hide that fact. It is the point. It is the point where she does a break dance move and it's.

As if it was in an naked gun movie, it's a dude in a dress doing the the. And they just never address it. You're just expected to watch it and be like, this is awesome. Like it's not played for laughs. It's crazy. And then go ahead, cue. No, no, no, I mean, I mean, her boss is like, she works as the first one. She's a 19 year old drop dead gorgeous hottie who works at as a steel worker. Steel worker. Everybody that's there is accept, sir. And everybody that loves

her. And her boss finds out that she does burlesque dancing basically strip dancing And he starts going every night to see her work and you're like whoa Like also he's 40 you're like this is really weird like he's legit stalking her But also it's not just like it's not a strip club like you might think it is such a highly produced burlesque show for these like the this slabs what's that? Slabs. Yeah, it's on real how highly-produced these pieces are like each girl's burlesque set. It's not. Yeah, when nobody there is looking for the highly-produced no number. Take your fucking shirt off. Take your fucking shirt off.

What happened to her, does she kind of, right? She didn't really have any, like a long career, did she? No, she was in the L word. She was in devil in a blue dress. She just did another series of L word. She's been on like, she's deadly worked. She's definitely been like worked steady since flesh dance. Without a doubt. Yeah, just have her, when I hear that name,

I don't think of anything else but flesh dance. How old were you when I came out, Q? Ten or 11? So it wouldn't have been on your, what did you have? Would you have noticed the pop culture as ramifications? Yeah, there was no getting around. Like the dance was so popular. The songs from the movie were like radio hit after radio hit.

Yeah, it was like that thing of her dumping the water. You know what I mean? It was like things you couldn't avoid about it, but she's crazy. Like she's a crazy like I someone that's dated people that are crazy. She's like crazy in the movie. She's oh yeah definitely. movie. She's oh, yeah, definitely Yeah, she's out and she sees her boss Driving another woman around town and like what I'd even ask him what's going on She drives his house and throws a rock through his window and then like he shows up at work the next day of the Steel Mill and she just starts fucking bitching him out in front of all this And he thinks it's charming.

He's like, it's weird. Like you watch those old movies, like I watched car wash recently. Yeah. And it's like, how is this a movie? Like how was it so popular? Yeah, it's just a series of little vignettes. And I get that as, you know know as a way to present a movie but I'm like I don't understand why it was so I like the music it was just it was right time it was

just the right time of the of the in the in history where that could hit and it would just capture America's fancy for like you know let's be honest, like a minute. Yeah, yeah. The song endured, but the movie had not so much. But then you look and there's like big names in it, you know? Oh yeah, Richard Pryor is in it. Richard Pryor is in it, I think Carlin's in it, right? Yeah, that's right, yeah, I forgot about that. Yeah. You know what I watched Walt that did?

That I can't believe I'm gonna say this, but held up in a way that Flash Dance didn't and it's gonna to take some defending but foot loose. Never saw it. Foot loose. Foot loose has that which flash dance completely lacked which is it's a charisma to it that you're like wait a second. All, I'm watching Kevin Bacon, a young, young Kevin Bacon, and he's dancing dramatically, and like the whole fight in the town is y'all can't dance in this town, and like he's teaching his Hick friends how to dance, and it's just two dudes in a field like slow dancing with each other. It's like, none of it should work. None of

it should work. You should like Kevin Bacon Bacon after that movie should have walked down the street and just gotten beat up, like every street corner. It just never should have worked, but something about his performance in footloos pulls together everything that shouldn't have worked into a way that made footloos work. Like you watch it and you're like, I can't believe I'm watching these two dudes

learn how to dance and like practically kiss each other and I'm like, fuck, this is awesome, man. Like, anybody at home who wants a fun experiment, watch Flash Dance and then watch Footloos. Like, I got into Footloos. I was like, I wanted to see Chris Penn dance. And that's the weirdest sentence I've ever said in my fucking life.

It really, it has a charisma that that flash dance just didn't have. It papered over all the problems in the movie. I thought. Footloose and flash dance, there are two movies that when we were young, there was a Atlantic movie theater, and that was at the time in the early 80s, to the mid 80s, it was only one. Then it eventually became two theaters, but it's when they used to hold movies over for sometimes months.

Like it was crazy, like new shit didn't come out or these movies were so popular because it was before the advent of home video. Sure, home video, right? That they would just keep these movies for months and you'd be like, fuck man, I don't wanna go see fucking footloos. I wanna go see something good. But both of those movies out cute were ginorm're ginormous movies though, of their day though.

Yeah, they both are like, you know, like everybody knows, even people who didn't even see the movie know what that movie is about, Footloose. Right, but watching it, but watching them today, I can see why Footloose did. Whereas Flash Dance, I could see why Jennifer Beals became a big name, but the movie's just such pure shit that you're like, how did people,

how was this a phenomenon? Whereas I didn't get that with Footloose. Footloose, I was kind of like, all right, I guess I'm gonna have to admit to people that I love this movie, but I was into it. I was like, you remember the guy who sung all the songs? Kenny Loggins?

Of course, yeah. You got a little bit of Kenny Loggins going on. What you're look? Yeah, right. I don't have my eyes or I don't have my glasses on. I really can't see a beer. That's all. I remember Kenny Loggins had a beer Kenny Loggins remember Caddy Shack too back to the shack. Yeah, I used to get into that That was back when movies had songs based on them. Remember. You don't do that anymore. I wish they would do that now. Kenny Loggans is, I mean, it's weird. There's a genre of music that I just, I'm like, I can't believe they made a genre

of this type of music called The Yacht Rock. I love Yacht Rock. Oh, Kusa Big Yacht Rock. I love Yacht Rock. Oh, I love Yacht Rock. I love Yacht Rock. I love Yacht Rock. Has there ever been a more feminine name for rock than yacht rock though

Isn't one of the man's on the on the iJ. Crews called yacht rock. It just It's great. Salute to throw at the clown prison. Salute to throw yacht rock parties and we'd all fucking Dress up like fucking like different howl And we'd all fucking dress up like fucking like a third of a house. You know, like, first and howling, and like, you know what I mean with the ass-gots? And we, you know, we were not 20s and we would just go there and just get fucking shit face

wrecked, everybody'd be dressing like prom dresses and shit like that. It was a blast, man. Yeah, rocks awesome. And that man, that was on the, the I.J. crew was like, they would come and play and like, you would just get into it, man. I, when i hadn't just

i did not know that this form of music or this genre existence will recently and when i heard it i was just like i mean who would ever say that there into your rock and i was wrong a lot of people apparently will say that they're into your rock a lot of missions going on over here with you today tell them A lot of admissions going on over here with Q today. Tell them Steve Dave.