Tell Em Steve-Dave - #472: Senility Smiles

Episode Date: March 7, 2021

The Johnson’s “celebrate” Pam’s 75th. Sunday Jeff divulges the secret to everlasting youth. The Chinese get down and dirty.

If I get a little fat in my mouth, it's so no good. I like the asshole. I know. They need your fecal matter Sunday. Hello, and welcome to this week's edition of Tell Him Steve Dave. Unfortunately, this week we are CULIS. However, we do have Walt. We do have Sunday Jeff, fan favorite, and an even bigger treat. Get him Steve Dave. Howdy, all.

It's been a while since you've been on Tell Him Steve Dave. Right? Proper, Tell Him Steve Dave. You pot just sitting in the floor. That might be on quicker than I was. I'm never last time I was on. I couldn't have been that long ago. It was probably a while.

All right, welcome back. People are complaining. You feel enough doubts on day? What's in the middle of the show? No. Nah. Well, the other shows feel the same too, so. Right, yeah.

Yeah, they all blend in together. That's why I'm like, what are you talking about? I just know that now I'm sitting in a huge chair, so now I know I'm a... We're going to, we're going to, we're going to get like a little piece of fabric that we can tape over there when... Baby seat?

Yeah, that, yeah. Booster? A little J on it for you. Oh, nice. I mean, we want to get this folding chair over here. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. We get it, we'll get a white out marker.

I'll just put a G on that folding card table. Backward G. Simple G. I have good news for, I guess, all of us, get them, how old are you? 42. 42, all right, you're still in your early middle age. I found this chart that really breaks it down.

Early middle age is 35 to 44. so you're just a kid yet. Late middle age, 45 to 64. So we're still middle age for 11 years. That's great. Almost retirement. This is a chart that definitely was made in 2021. I wrote it. To reflect the new standard of middle aged.

You think so like 64. For 54 is the new 44, 64 is the new 54. But I hate to just keep bringing it up, but like middle age has been redefined by great men like Tom Brady. I just can't stand to bringing up on my guess he has read the answer is a jolis he's not a little age is a jolis and tom kruis right i mean those two times every year tom brady six

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But even if you have 10% of those genes, you could still do some fucking middle-aged damage. Yeah, so what was the middle-aged window again? Late middle-aged is 45 to 64. That's what we got to consider. That's 20-year window right there that you're allowed to stay in late middle-aged. 20 years you're allowed to stick around

into middle-aged, late middle-aged. Late adulthood 65 plus, then you're over to stick around into middle aged Yeah, that's what they say. Lately adult hood 65 plus then you're over with I don't care about that. Do you think Tom Brady donates blood? No. Oh, okay. No, no, I don't think he lets anything get any needles get into that.

I can't even break my ankle. Right, and this COVID needle, you think? Uh, he went to Florida for a reason, I think. I think, you know, he, you know, I don't, I mean, does Texas have a team they may train? Yeah, but, um, like I was wondering if someone got a transfusion of Tom Brady's blood, would, could there be a difference?

I don't know, but it will, but we going back to your chart, though, so what is before 45? Mino H, 35 to 44 is early middle age. So your early middle age, get them do you feel your clock is ticking? Oh, I've been feeling it for years. Yeah. How do you approach that now?

When you hear the clock getting louder and louder. Weep into my hands. Tick. This is yeah. Yeah. At least it's honest. Yeah, I mean it's- I mean it's- It's like weird, like I'll hear like something and I'm like, oh, that just happened and I think

about it. I'm like, wait a minute, that happened 12 years ago. And it's just like, what the hell have I done since then? I feel that way about like mid 90s stuff. You know, like, oh, this movie had just come out. Silence of the lamps had just come out. My wife had just been born. But no, it's just, yeah, like I hear about something. I'm like, oh, that happened 12, 15, 16 years ago. And I'm like, you know,

what, you know, what, what could have been different? What, yeah, what 10 polls have you planted in a time? I had asked in that question on a personal level the same thing. From this period to this period, what could have been different? I'm like, everything. Like, what if I had gotten one of my exes back then knocked up? Like, you were stuck around, you think? Oh, I don't know.

But I would at least be, I would have my two front teeth. I would have like a child. I would have a child at this point who's like almost 13 into their teens. 149. Oh, now this would have been how long ago? Like's like almost their team into their team. 149. Now this would have been how long ago? Like I said like 12, 16 years ago. Like just, you know. So 16, so DNA evidence was just really starting to come around. Oh no, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,'t even try getting a DNA test. No, cause I would probably know who it was mine.

I wouldn't, you know, I wasn't really hanging out with flusies that were. I just think that's what comes out when no teeth doesn't mean it's yours. I had teeth back then too. I think most kids come out like that. Oh my God, oh my God. Like, like, pre 2003, I had front teeth still.

Oh, really? So, yeah, like I still, you know, it's those questions. Like, like that if, like, that night I had been, I was stuck at a traffic light. And my ex and I at the time were having, what night are we talking about here? Tonight my teeth got knocked out. Okay.

My ex and I were like, we're having a little bit of an argument. And so I'm at a stoplights by Ocean County College. If I went straight, I could have gone home. If I had made a left, that's when I went to where the pool party was. So I'm stuck at this light and I contemplated. That night I contemplated going straight, I could have gone home. If I had made a left, that's when I went to where the pool party was. So I'm stuck at this light and I contemplated. Should have made the left.

That night I contemplated going straight because we were having a fight and I'm like, I'll just apologize to her tomorrow and we'll be okay. And I decided to make that left hand turn. I don't mean this in a way, it's just sound. This is what I should do. It's gonna sound like what is the issue, though. It's going to sound like, well, it's starting off that way. What are you pointing to your teeth getting knocked out as the reason why you don't have any

temples? Is you really think that? No, I'm just saying it's along those lines of what things that could have been definitely. So you think your life would have been dramatically different if those teeth didn't get knocked out? Could you imagine that though if you change, like he went the other direction, he winds up having a child. And he's like, he's a president of some major corporation, he lives in like some fancy house. Like if you went down that way and be like,

look what happened. Do you think any of that? No, absolutely not. But I'm just saying, I don't know. I don't know. It would be interesting to see that. I don't know if things would have been that different though.

Other than that, he's got two, I have two of them on choppers. Yeah, there was a way. He'd be like this, he'd be like, son two choppers. Maybe like this. Like son, let me show you about this. Let me teach about needless information. He would have been circling the auction with his son all day. Well, that's the thing though.

It doesn't sound like you think you guys would be even together though. So you're saying that you would have a son, but you really would have. I didn't say I was going to get her knocked up. I'm just saying, you know, I could have had, you know, subsequent. Did you practice safe sex? I didn't say I was gonna get her knocked up. I'm just saying, you know, I could have had, you know, subsequent Did you practice safe sex? Sometimes

Oh Get him rolling the dice Yeah, and everybody watch it. Just let's stop down for a second. I want everyone to think about get him not using safe sex Or any sex She she after we were going out for a while she got on the pill so but it was still you know I was choice. How is our yours? I think it was I didn't push you. Oh you fucking mandated no I would do such I think she wanted to do it on her own really just yeah woke up in the morning if you know I'm gonna go in the

blind guy yes I want to let you go blind guy that's the bullet last night she was one who left you for the blind guy so So would you be okay if she left you? She's like he's gonna raise your son Little good. That's a that's a toughy. I would want to be involved in my child's life Mm-hmm. What does the blind man do for a living? Is he a lawyer? No, I think you Dare double I'm gonna Yeah, I think I am confusing

He does skydive. I think I'm that murk. He does skydive. He does skydive. So I would get to that in a dare-telling. But when they were, when they started, he was a psychologist. I was going to school for psychology. Last I saw, he was, they had him like his, he works for a TDD bank.

Does they have him like one of those bank psychologists? No, no, no, they haven't like, they featured them as like one of the like, like when they feature like, like when companies feature someone disadvantaged in their business, and they do like a five minute video about the person. So they say, They're disabled. Yes, yes, this advantage. So last I heard, yeah, it was you worked at a bank somewhere, a TDD bank.

And what, what is, what is your former girlfriend? She's like, oh, two psychologists living together. That's got to be Over constantly, but she's a child psychologist each other She's child like I just yeah, you know what a child psychologist just wants to analyze adults. You know they do okay? Wow, so you think that With not going to that pool party you would be somewhere different right now. Yeah, you you think that with not going to that pool party, you would be somewhere different right now. Yeah, you think that was the event?

Not no, no, I don't think it's- It's the launching path. No, I don't think it's like that big of a change, but at least I would still have front teeth and- Where would you have been? And I probably would maybe feel a little better about myself sometimes. But here's the other 10 poll,

you could have front teeth right now. That's right. These are all the things. No, I mean real front teeth, not something that I'd have to like worry about like falling out or called implants. Yeah, but you still have to worry they can still. Well, that's your best you're going to get today. Yeah, yeah. But you can get those and they're fucking pretty damn solid now. Expensive, yeah. Again, at the end of the day, what are you worth every time I ask you about something You're like it's too expensive. I won't spend that kind of money on me. What are you saving it for? Dude you're on a fucking road to an early fucking exit and you know all that money that you can change these kind of jeans at middle age The lady's gonna wait forever

Yeah, you got a fucking start treating yourself a little bit better man and being like okay I'm gonna spend a little bit on my head middle age. I'll go to my mid-late crisis What's the legion out again one more year? I think he's been in that crisis early middle age Yeah, okay, do you see yourself having a middle age crisis Sunday? Yeah seem to you seem to even keeled Yeah, I don't really even worry about age-touch. Well, you think it would have Prius So I think he's maybe it's not crisis. That wasn't my fault, though. He's got a Corolla. Ooh, that was my fault.

Ooh, what a deal. What a deal. Yeah. Check that, it's not Prius, but you know, it's just... Well, you know, Prius is the vehicle of a responsible adult. Well, I had one and somebody smashed into me and took care of that problem.

So why don't you get another Prius and how do you help save the planet? They don't make that Prius that I have. I like that Prius that Prius other Prius is out there. Yeah, I don't like the new Prius I don't like those Prius Breathe in air and not having fuck winters where it's a hundred degrees out. Yeah That you got to make up for guys like me who are Yeah, I'm fucking taking on all your fucking carbon footprints on my own. No, you fucking you fuckers. Oh, see him cursing you guys are these old edge days. That's how you get them. Yeah, you guys are like just don't care about the

ozone layer. You don't care about um, you about global warming. You're all in your little hot rods. Yeah, that's a shit. Crews in the strip right over here. Because Ferrari or that. That's right up there. I'm sure I have to have the big guns. I use three kinds of awkwardness. My way over here today. Right guard. I still, I still buy. Don't you use an aerosol, perspiration?

For what? Deodorant. Deodorant. Why would you think that? Because that isn't that one of the things that were one of the Promotions and cutting you said that they made I think we had a discussion on time that like that like right Gord has that they still make a spray is that possible oh yeah when I was on the when I was taking road trips I forget where I was going I I grabbed an aerosol

Deodorant but when I'm at home. I mean I use a roll on Yeah, but I care about the environment What do you mean I use a roll on Yeah, but I care about the environment What do you mean I recycle It's what is everybody else? I recycle the law Okay, so then how come the Flanagan household doesn't have all Priuses? Come on, I'm gonna I'm so so hot, right in that driveway. Oh, I like the atmosphere, but you know

I'm trying to convince everybody in my family to maybe buy a priest. My wife says it doesn't have enough balls for her. Oh, I see. So maybe, maybe she's having the midlife crisis. She's actually said that she started driving the day of the day in Brian's car. She said she likes when she steps on the gas, she moves, right? She doesn't feel like, you know, that she wants to feel like she can get you know somewhere without like having to put her foot through the floorboards she must be married rumble not a

that car so old it probably does go through the floorboard and I'm like where are you going now you're in such a hurry where are you going where are you going I've been doing this actually we're late we're late middle age. We don't have to worry about going fast. We still got time. 64, I believe. What I wonder what it'll be like, it's like, because right now I'm like, I can't believe I'm 53. That's 63.

When are you just like, holy fuck, it's over? Or is it not over until it's over? That's what Yogi said, right? It's never over until it's over. No's what Yogi said, right? It's never over till it's over. It's over for Yogi. It is over for him. What is it age? It's just a number? I think so. I think it's just matter how you know.

Let's get the Sunday Jeff secret to longevity. Never mind. Yeah, just you know. You have a boyish charm. Watch fucking cartoons. It's got a fraud. Watch your news. Cuckoo over here. Slingshot.

I got one of those paddle balls with the rubber ball. I play on it. Do you use that on my break? You're on it wheels. But when I compare you to other people in my life, though, you have this kind of boyish energy. Not in a bad way. You're kind of like nubish.

What's that called? That new bio kind of like. Oh, new bio. Yeah're kind of like new bush. What's that called? That new bio kind of like new bio yeah like coquettish. It's kind of like you know you have that kind of like bounce in your step. I like sometimes I look at get him walking it when he's walking across the room and I'll be like oh my god he's walking and he you know he looks like he's a hundred years old. But when I see you walk by, and I'm like, I was like, this is the first time hearing of this. I can see it.

But you walk by, I'm like, that's a pep in the step. Yeah, it was like, who's that teenage, dude? With the gray hair. That's full of gray hair. Yeah, so it's all, it's all, it's all, do you believe it's all about a state of mind? Yes, and then also the condition of your body.

Because that will play a factor in how your mind will be able to fool yourself and convince yourself it's all just a number. I mean, when you can't stand up straight when you get off the food time in the morning, you know, that kind of sets the tone for the whole day. Again, but these are things that like you are allowing yourself to live this existence when you don't have to oh No, I'm just saying my back my back hurts. It's just a we could change all that on the better bed

Even with the better bed it was you know Even with the bed it was still you know getting up and getting creeps out of tricks and everything The bad ankle. I mean the chronic fucking kidney stones. I haven't had a kidney stone in a while It's building up. I've been taking those those pills so. Okay. I do wonder the what will it take? Oh, oh, no, there's nothing that can I've come to the realization. You got to sell the house. There's nothing that will change this man. He is as stubborn as any mule that's ever walked the face of this planet, he's a stubbornness, and I'm like, he has a distinctive mindset of like, this is how I want it to be, like, if I can't have it this way, I'm fine, like, living.

Doesn't like changes. Like, no, no, definitely not. Like, you know, like, like, just living like, like a hobo. Yeah. You did say hobo, right? We don't want to get casted. Speaking of getting old, it was Pam 75th birthday. Here's my mom's birthday. Oh, yeah, just the other March 3rd. Oh, it was 28th. Yeah, yeah. Hold with she. You know what?

The fine against do not count birthdays. You don't. No, I'm like, am I 53 too? Yeah, both of us. Oh, because I'm telling people I'm 50. I said that to Mary Beth's dad and you fucking outed me. You're like, see the tony is 50. But not to my invoice, I'm not telling that to the stringer.

So I'm a bad bill of sale. Yeah, the fine against, yeah, I don't know how I'm honest. I've never asked. I've never tried to like nail her down and an, an, an firm number. No, I don't know what's the point. A lady doesn't tell. I guess. Right. But yeah, why are you spreading it around?

That Pam's a 73. She's never going to hear this. And she's 75. Try to give you an out. My brother down was like, Hey, for her birthday, I'm trying to give you an out. My brother, Darren, was like, hey, for her birthday, I'm gonna rent a theater, rent a movie theater, and watch Walker. The movie's gonna get obvious.

Yeah, that'll be awesome. The movie's gonna build the thing. Okay. All right, so I was like, oh, cool. Now, I'm not, I don't have my glasses on while I'm reading this text, right? So I don't catch that. It's not, I think I can kick in for this. I see, reading this text, right? So I don't catch that it's not I

Think I got a kick in for this. I see no, no, not only on Okay, I did end up kicking in but that's a different part of the story. So I see E and I think Eaton town But it's E for Elizabeth Which is not that much farther to mean it's fucking kidding me Not that much farther. I mean, it's fucking kidding me. It's by the fucking center. It's about a 40 minute drive, rather than a 20 minute drive. Yeah.

So half the time. Half the time, yeah. Okay. So mother's fucking seventy third birthday. I know, I know, and I'm trying to fight the urge to be like, fuck this. But so that's the first thing. I'm like, all right, we're going to get up there.

Now it's me and Mary Beth and sage and you know Pam and Edgar my sister her boyfriend my nephew his girlfriend my niece her boy How many how many allowed to invite 20 20 to have easily have 20? No, I think it's like a little bit under Standard theater or like standard fucking theater because I don't think this thing from another world or this John Carpenter's thing John Carpenter's thing. John Carpenter, okay. Turns out it doesn't matter though. Because you've uncle up probably a thing from another world.

And I'm very confused about which thing this was. Was your thing before the... What's your earlier thing? She's a thing from the Adam's face. It may as well have been because she's... So we got there and they won't let us in until 15 minutes before the show, right? You're only allowed 20. Only allowed 20. Only allowed 20. That's it. That's the top. All right. So we go into get concessions and stuff and that's where I

came in. I'm like I'll buy the popcorn and soda for everyone. Oh nice. Real champ, right? As soon as we get this is where Mary Beth was like, I'm starting to believe in the Johnson curse. As soon as we get to the counter, you can smell the popcorn's burned. It's just shit popcorn. But you're like, all right, fucking people on popcorn anyway. We'll get it.

We get like eight sodas or fucking 10 sodas or whatever it was. And just as we're about to go fill the sodas they're they're like oh the soda machine needs to be refilled on every fucking soda I'm not kidding around the movie start. It's not until 20 minutes to 25 minutes later that they're like So that we can't fix the soda machine. So here's some waters. If I can't, the movie start on your time. I'm like, yeah. No, they won't do it because I guess they have to get out of a certain time or a thing.

This is a regular theater like a theater. That's just AMC dog shit theater up in Elizabeth, which is part of the mall, I guess, that Jersey Gardens. Why did Darren not just try to get one and like closer if they get teetowns? Because they wouldn't play the thing. Still in AMC theater. Yeah, certain movies. wouldn't play the thing. Still an AMC theater.

There's certain movies like what's up? Still an AMC theater. I would think you know it's they should have never put their name. The AMC name has really fallen by the wayside since comic book management canceled. People don't care. Is it the same AMC? It's not the same old AMC everybody remembers it Sunday.

Yes. It's not it's not associated with quality anymore. That's not the same AMC The same theater get them didn't lose his fucking girlfriend It's they make the car to remember the car in car in the 70s? They make those two. GMC. So, okay, so your brother, I have to look, can I ask, is Pam a fan of the thing or is it? Oh, she loves horror movies. Oh, okay, but is this one of her movies that would be like, when are top five or something?

I thought so. I thought so. Or is this just like Darren and Bri are like, oh, I'd love to see the thing in the theater. No, I think Darren thought that Pam would love to see it. And she did. She did love to see it. But it turns out that like afterward, you know,

I'm still beside myself because. Because of the water? Because you got water. And the popcorn. And the popcorn is shit. Has anybody ever eaten popcorn with water? I mean, it sounds disgusting it sounds like something like you chew up and then feed to a goat.

Dude not in the history. Is that oily butter? Yeah just yeah. Not in the history of fucking concessions. But someone been like I'll take a water with that popcorn. Never. Doesn't match man. It's just like it's just like popcorn's floating on top of the water as you drink. If you gave me a choice between three free water and two dollars so it'll found so I would pay the two dollars for the Pound so even a man who won't buy himself a bed is like I'm springing

I'm like you know what I'm maybe I can five minutes I'm gonna run that seven eleven two block down the road Coming in my pants sagging double-cold So my niece and the other people who are trying to get the soda don't come in until a half hour after the movie starts. Now Pam is like, like you walk in and it's like the one of those ones that's like separated where there's the back section and then there's that little front section with like three or four rows. Those are people for the wheelchair. Right, yeah. So Pam's sitting in the front row of the rear section. I don't know how she didn't see people coming in late, but after the movie she doesn't realize that most people missed a

Good 25% of the movie I'm like I'm not fucking paying for this shit this so don't shit I told Darren I was like you should fucking complain man. You should not take this and so Mary Beth she's she put it on her card so they had to deal with her in terms of like I'm like I don't think I should have to pay for this fucking watering shit it's not what I wanted that they came out and gave it

to us that's on you guys I I ordered soda yeah you know we're charging you soda prices for water well they're trying you soda and water prices so they just gave us the water okay you know quote unquote You know, quote unquote, gave. Yeah, that's all right. That's good, right? Isn't that's not good?

No, it's good that they gave it to us. I mean, if they had combined, I'd been like, hey, you owe us this much for the water. I don't know where you're going, buddy. Right, so what's the problem then? The problem is, we guys still got soda. No, we've never got soda. Oh, you never even got the soda.

They never brought the soda. No, they were just like, yeah, the machines don't. And that was it. That was the end of the soda conversation. Okay, so you didn't get charged for it, any? That began the conversation of logic. Even if you gave us water, we don't think we should, or I'm not paying for the soda.

So the lady comes in and Mary Beth has to deal with it because it's on her card. Can you imagine when the lady leaves, Mary Beth is just laughing. I was like, what's so funny? And she's like, she just took the sodas off. She didn't like, there's nothing. Well, wait, when you go out and hear her,

I'm telling her, but if you didn't get soda, how can she, why would she be charging you for soda? I think, I think they've ordered it. They charged them and then, they never brought the sodas out though. They never brought the sodas out because they were fixing the fucking soda machine for like a half hour.

Okay, all right. So they, I'm behind you here. I'm with you here. Right, okay. Don't have, Johnson should not be paying for soda. Not, shouldn't be paying for soda. In my soda. I shouldn't be paying for soda in my Estimation we shouldn't be paying for the popcorn either The reason you guys eat the popcorn

Part of it like some of it. It was so burned. I was like fuck this shit My my problem with this and this is my problem with a lot of places out there is they fuck you over They inconvenient you they make the experience so much worse than it would have been otherwise Which probably wouldn't have been great and then don't offer anything beyond it they're like well you can come back another time I go I live 30 fucking miles from here don't know that though I told them I don't care I had a summer experience the other day but um chicken cutlets at shop right sounds the same go on there was egg shells in the in the breading.

So like I bit it. I thought you were saying the chicken. I was like, well, young chicken. No, no, so there's eggshells in the breading and everything. So I had to like cut around it and everything else like that. And I had a drive to the shop right that I bought it at, which was out of my way because it was close to here. And all I did was just give him the money back for the.

But you don't know, you could probably go into any shop right. They would have honored it. I don't know. I was the receipt was for that shop right, so. Oh, you went to a more distant shop right? Yeah, it was because it was close to here. Is it in any way, shape or form? Was it far? Not even a good idea, I think. I think for-

In his much is like, but I don't know what would they give you like a $5 coupon, right? Yeah. I think there are too many businesses. Did you get your money back? Yes, then shut up But I'm more than they want what more do you people want? But it's it was something wrong with the there was yes shells and they gave you your money back, but it's and I get you think they're like now

I want free food because you because there was a egg shell in there It was just an egg show. It was like big. I trust Sundays demeanor or do you like? Sunday weigh in, not only on the theater experience, but get them eggshells. My argument is that I think that not only giving the drinks back, they should have realized that it was such a cluster of fuck-o and an experience in terms of people missing the movie and not getting the soda that they should be looking at.

Why did they miss the movie? Why didn't they just say bring the sodas to us when they're ready? Because there's no fucking way they were gonna do that. Why did anybody ask them to do it? There's nobody to ask. The lady at customer service argued with me. I'm like, she's like, well, the soda's ready.

And I'm like, it is, I'm looking at it right now, right there. Can't you see this? And she didn't want to deal with somebody like me, you could tell. Who's like, and I wasn't out of control. Well, yeah, but there's all the boys are there, right there, can't you see this? And she didn't want to deal with somebody like me, you could tell. Who's like, and I wasn't out of control. Well, yeah, but there's all the boys are there, right? And Edgar?

Daren and Edgar, what Edgar's enjoying the movie? Eating popcorn with no water. Is it the best popcorn ever? I've heard you've earned popcorn for half an hour without a drink and not giving a care in the world. But why, yeah, what? Don't, like, has your family figured out, like, like, anybody but you should be handling this situation.

Just let Brian watch the movie, like, zone out and watch the movie and then, and then let somebody else handle this nonsense. Well, I get beside myself because I'm like, I can't believe that this is the treatment. And I can't, I'm, I'm, I'm shocked at it. Yeah, like, Dad, it never works, you never works.

Like, I can, I can see him body slamming somebody. Yeah. Oh, he's neutered. I don't know what. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it.

I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it.

I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I'm not sure, like it's just things happen, right? Things happen and everything is just- But is that the only movie, is that the only movie that they've shown in the last, was last, were they even open before you called them up? They had to clean the cobwebs and shit off and they was,

oh, we got somebody who wants to watch the thing. Let's get the theater ready. At the top of the Sunday, we go into a theater where there's fucking masks on the floor and fucking napkins and stuff. So they haven't cleaned a thing. No, and then they tell us, if you leave it with stuff on the floor, you're gonna have to pay to have it cleaned. I mean, balls on these fucking people,

Amstetheaters and Elizabeth. No, maybe it's, maybe that's how it is up to here, I guess, maybe they don't even clean it all. But what, what, what do you do? It's, you're, you're, you're Brian out to you. What, what are you demanding? Are you just like, oh, well, it's sucked less and more. I mean, well, that, I would definitely say, I say, look, you've got to make some kind of men's. I mean, this is ridiculous. I mean, it's that I would definitely say, I say, look, you got to make some kind of men's, I mean, this is ridiculous. I mean, it's my mom's 75th birthday party. We came all the way up from South Jersey.

Your soda machine doesn't work. You give me fucking burnt popcorn. Then we don't have to people. I know that you know that the movie theaters are like, they're on life support. You know that they've got to start that. Right, so you should be be liking it. I don't have the soda machine work for you.

Let's give these guys a good experience. They're still paying for the money. They don't have the should be be like, you know, let's make the soda machine work for let's give these guys a good experience There's still pain for the way they don't have the money to be just like all of a sudden now just to wrap you know like About the corporate How corn is pretty much a staple The other concessions were like for like 125 bucks. It's like what I don't fucking have to eat were like fucking 125 bucks. It's like what I don't fucking have to eat. They paid for the theater. So they're making money off that because otherwise that theater's sitting there empty not being saddened.

So they're making money. So you should want to keep the people happy so that they're gonna come back and share that experience with other people to encourage more business. Did they say they were sorry to apologize at least to you? They didn't apologize to me. I mean, they're not apologize. They thought to him, but didn't apologize to me. I mean, the whole idea was a lie. They didn't apologize. They thought to him, but they probably apologized to Mary Beth.

She was very quiet. She probably, the girl who came to actually do it was nice to her. So what would have made you happy? What I think it had done is they could have been like, okay, you know what? An extra bag of popcorn. Yeah, we messed up on the park. If you give us 10 minutes at least, we'll start the movie later so everybody comes in and sits down

We'll make a new fresh batch popcorn for you. Sorry about the you know the soda She want a candy or something will supplement it with a candy. Oh, we have his water You know, sorry about we have water would that made you have customer service? Yeah, yeah They did give you water right but I'm saying it's like instead of like they could have dumped that popcorn and made new popcorn Nobody's eating that popcorn anyways. You're eating pieces of coal, apparently. They might not have that little gritty shit. But they might not have the people who are working there

might not have the authority to be like, we got to make new batch of popcorn. But they said the popcorn does a lot of the work. There has to be a supervisor. There has to be a supervisor. Somebody's got to run the movie, somebody's got to be doing something, somebody open a door.

And there is a manager there. Did you fucking want to come out? Did you come out and join a three times and they gave messages via this girl I was talking to. Did your mom have a good time? That doesn't matter. Oh, it does. Because the only person that deserved a good time was Pam.

I don't deserve a good time. Well, it's not your birthday. It's not my birthday, but it's not my birthday. But it's not my birthday. She's not my birthday, but it's just how to be a birthday. How many more fucking birthday? I'm not sure. Attention need to be paper. Why can't you be more like, I want to get to the doll hoist.

It's just how to get over here. It's not count birthday. It's not fucking giving it up. But as long as the birthday girl is happy, that you make angry Johnson happy and be like, you know what, we could deal with all of this. Not this Johnson. Mom's happy. Look at mom never look at mom smiling over there that's all that matters like that's how you walk out here to go marry Betty but turn around look everything else sucked but look at mom over here she's smiling right but but but smile would be like she's smiling popcorn in her teeth

looks like a fucking new jersey devil hockey player. Here's the best movie ever. Dude, it wasn't that far away because I'm like, I'm pretty sure that smile is based on senility. Because what she said next, I was fucking like, what? So she says, oh, I really like that movie. She's like, I like it when the remakes are close to the originals because that way, you're out. I, I like it when the remakes are close to the originals, because that way, I don't like it when they change too much.

I don't think she's talking about, like you said, thing from another world. She thinks it's a new movie. And I always say, wait, what? I think that she loves horror movies. She does, but that's what I mean. Oh, she could, the mind, the mind's gone. I don't know.

Have they changed it maybe since the first, well, there is another thing, they didn't remake the thing again. No, it was a prologue, I thought. Yeah, but I'm saying, you know, it kind of goes into the same kind of movie. Like, it's the Russian, right? Like, I'm just wondering, maybe if they added

some extra scenes and like, this is all a carross, right? A carrossing. Maybe they did. It was a remastered, like, was a nice and crisp and clear. Wait a second. Let's just pull off her second, because this is really concerning.

So your mother has to recognize Kurt Russell. In 2020, she thinks he looks that fucking damn young. I don't think so. Yeah, the film was in black and white. The original. The original. Yeah, the original. She didn't think it was the original.

I'll give her that. That fucking fargo. She thinks Kurt Russell. In 2020, has she seen Guardians of the Galaxy 2 where he looks like he's the original. I'll give her that. That's fucking far, Gell. She thinks Kurt Russell. In 2020, has she seen Guardians of the Galaxy 2, where he looks like he's like plastic. I don't think so. I don't think she saw that. That's why I was like, she was,

he looks like a star. She wanted to think that it was new. And I'm like, I don't think she knows who the fuck Kurt Russell is. What? No, I don't think so. I don't think she sees it. I know.

But to me, is she, like, she's where it was? She, she says she does. He did. Well, he me is she likes her movies? She says she does. She's so hard. I was meant to believe she does. And it tons its his movies too. Yeah, I mean that's a pretty big name in Hollywood history. It's a huge name. It's a massive, it's one of the biggest names of our time.

God damn snakeplishkin. Yeah, burn on a wire, big trouble little china. You can, we can do this. Yeah, burn on what? Over the world. You're right, that's what you do. Burn out of wire big show a little China We can go over his wick. I mean his IDM What's it called his all his But I maintain something I'm so I've heard you weigh in yet Mom's happy The kids are happy, right?

You can't help but be happy. And it's drooling. And if, and if, and if Edgar's happy, how much do you rock the boat Sunday if you're Brian Johnson? I mean, he's got a point though with a lot of the stuff. I mean, you want, you want an experience like if you were getting married or you have a certain

point. You're equating. You want the same experience of getting married is going to the movies. Okay. So if you were still you still want the experience, well, it's it. Look, it's $75,000. It cost $50,000 to do a proper wedding and one cost a hundred dollars to rent out a theater. It was more than $100. I'm sure.

No, it's not. No, it's not. It's not. It's not. No, it's not. It's not. It's not. It's not.

It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not.

It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. Yeah, I know again, I think like yeah, the end result I understand but going on oh fuck you don't understand that too But yeah, it's just like for my workers if you're a business and you know You're you're scramble in here. I know your business. Yeah, that's what you're supposed to do people come to you You're you are like That's what you're supposed to do. Do people come to you? You are hanging on by a thread. You don't have a wiggle room now all of a sudden. Not to be like, here's free passes.

Or here's... I didn't say free passes, but what I said, you're just like, nobody else is waiting to get into the theater. It's not like they have these movies to that show. You don't even come back. I'm going to spend some time. I'm going to spend some time.

After having such a horrible experience, why would I be like, yeah, I want to come back for free. How many theaters were in, how many screens is it? It's probably like one of those 10 to 12 screens. That's a lot of fucking screens. Right. Right, so I'm just saying if he's writing it, how many people, was there anybody else in there? I mean, what do people there?

There were people for the next movie, where must have been a kids movie because there were a lot of little kids there. I maintain, I don't care, they could have given you, they could have went out and got you gourmet popcorn and could have got you like You know ice cold drinks. Yeah, you probably would never go back anyway because it's too far away. I probably would never go back You're right, but that's not so what's your skin off It's it's a combination of the brand as well. It's not just that thing

It wasn't just like you know, okay. All right the popcorn is a little burnt, but now you got nothing to drink. They weighed it up and they're like just like, you know, okay, all right, the popcorn is a little burnt, but now you got nothing to drink. They weighed it up and they're like, hmm. But that's not the way you're doing it. Central Jersey company should work. I know, but like when you, but in these days, this day and age,

when like it's like, What do you, you thought you were for the little guy? Why did you stop being for the little guy? No, no, I just thought you were having 20 minutes ago. I was really dumb. Like, just reallowing. Just reallowing Johnson, I'm for the little guy. Reality versus, you know, like I'm just saying,

that's probably how they just waited up They either don't have The money to make the to make all these concessions to make it right and they're probably just like it doesn't matter We're probably not gonna be here next year anyway Maybe but so then what the fuck again? What's this gonna have their fucking teeth? So now you're saying like if you go to a movie and they print messes up somehow you shouldn't get free tickets Yeah, you should get free tickets for that. Okay, or at least refund or at least refunding of your money So you're definitely yeah, I'm not a look. You got to refund it for the soda

So you don't think that I don't know why the people weren't sitting in the seats To you know who those who missed the part of the movie Because they're on the side because they kept reassuring them yeah we're almost done. It's like yeah yeah they should never start in the film then they should have been like no they should have been no somebody should have put their foot down and been like when the sodas are done these are what what you want bring them to us because the movie's starting the movie it started I wasn't even aware. Yeah, it's the evening.

I can only yell at you. So many. You have come instructions. If you're in the theater and it's 10 minutes and the soda still hasn't come you it's you're gonna be like I'm gonna have to leave this to find out why they still have income because it doesn't sound like they were forthcoming in They were gonna sell away to constantly update the the other thing was awesome. It started at 6.30 at night So you know it's freezing cold The execution was kind like Darren had a great idea right but it just couldn't have been executed

properly it was beyond his control yeah except he should have been like Elizabeth is a little far away he fucking commutes like twice as far as Elizabeth every day so it's fucking nothing to him to us it's like oh my god Elizabeth did you guys all Elizabeth did you guys all drive together you guys all drive separately. We ran to the fucking party No way for these magic All right, but what about what about get them then in the eggshells? He got his money back and does he deserve more than that? No, how could you get more than what you paid for

You're bitten to an eggshell, but they gave you the money back. I mean, I get them. Did you eat the rest of it? Yes. Okay. So we eat half a kilo. He had half this whole right. All right. Even with the ones with eggs. No, I cut around the eggshell. I cut around the eggshells, but I did have to drive extra to go to the the so yeah, but why? Yeah, but if you say I got a full meal and a refund, if you consume at all, I ate twice today. And you don't get sick. And there is no fallout from you doing this. What are you complaining about? It was still enjoyable enough for you to eat at all. No, I was, what?

No, because then I had to like inspect every piece before I ate it. Well, how much did you bring back then? It was about like this much. And really, this hasn't actually let it get in the way back. No, it's like literally like a whole egg, you could see like a whole egg shell on one side whole egg shall I would you even buy it then? I could see the egg show in the plastic package because they put that that was a kale on top of it

Yeah, it was there it was their dearborn brand for handmade Chicken cutlets in like a fancy. Yeah So he buys all the old food to who the hell knows with that that might be something I was actually not grow there was it wasn't on the was it on the But the garbage these pulled the fact with the By anything was it on the Xsoon to be expired? Display you know, oh god. What do you expect? Told you again, it's not like an egg show grows. It was there the whole time

He's right when they were selling it for $14 it still had the egg shell in it versus when I bought it at six dollars. The guy was like oh The guy's coming just just throwing it in there. Pull that out of the garbage throwing this around rap I think being friends with you has made me paranoid about the expiration date on food Look to what we're like. I'm constantly accusing Mary Beth of like are you sure that's good? And she's like, yes It's good being friends of me Being friends with me or friends with you. No, friends with you. Why?

Because you're always so mindful of like what you eat and like where it's coming from and that kind of shit. It's an inspiration day, yeah, but you know, here's a really interesting. It's a really interesting experience. It's a really interesting experience. It's a really interesting experience.

It's a really interesting experience. It's a really interesting experience. It's a really interesting experience. It's a really interesting experience. It's a really interesting experience. It's a really interesting experience. It's a really interesting experience. It's a really interesting experience. It's a really interesting experience. It's a really interesting experience. It's a really interesting work. I don't know about that. Why would you not go there? Have you ever felt the sting of eating some food that was a five?

Yes, there was at one time and it did kick my butt. What, you had a couple of burps and then... No, no, no. I had a pheditini alfredo with a chicken and I didn't know at the time that the cooler section that it was in was out and it was sitting underneath a lamp. So it was pretty much just... It was pretty much just cooking at room temperature for days. So I ate a peachy dish. I ate the first bite.

Yeah, it was. So I ate the first bite and it was kind of tangy. I thought it was like bacteria. I thought it was like a fancier cheese, like a pecorini romano or a regino. And so I had another half taste, and it still tastes kind of fine. So I heated it, and I tried it then.

It just tastes at worst. The city of worms in the stomach. It's like a styrofoam of black moldy. Oh. So yeah, like which one do you need then? And then being, you know know, animals do that. Now some cheeses have, you know, a distinct odor. Right. You know, so.

So yeah, I wouldn't recognize it. I wouldn't eat something that smelled like, so I'm actually a small though. But it didn't smell like, didn't smell musty stuff. It kicked your butt. Oh, like, it didn't kick your butt enough to wean you off into like, you know, make you like make use Stay you know be like vow never to eat expired food If I taste something and it's a little off. Yeah, the whole thing just goes out now

But you're still buying expired food. It's not expired food. It's almost a Yes, you see And then there's expiration dates. I mean best buy you could still Yeah, but why are you like, I love to save money too. There's nothing better than like going to the flea market and seeing something you want and you guys have for 10 and be like, hey man, would you take eight? It just feels good to handle.

But at some point, set that movie here. Why are you gonna be like, I'm good enough to have food that is like that will expire a week from now. Not teetering on the line. Yeah, like when I do that, like I buy fresh, I buy fresh food and cook it. Right. But it's like the pre-made stuff. That's I usually find that I just think it's too overpriced to begin with. So when it's at that level, that's the right price point for me. Yeah, but you're playing with danger though. I guess that I learned. I've learned.

Playing with botchless. Seriously, ill man. Well, that's why I said that. How much cheaper is it? Like 70% off usually. Oh, wow. That is a lot. I mean, he's ends to get like the turkey ends.

So the deli- I used to get out of the couch. I used to get out of the country. I should feed you dog. So when you bring back, you bring back the eggshell meat. Yeah. Do you bring the Alfredo Finachini back? I did bring it back. Yeah, because I let the guy know that I'm like, so you saved it.

What was that? No, I just know that I threw it out and I threw up. No, I think I threw it out, but I went back and I told the guy, I was like, look, I said the, the, the cake, I went back and I told the guy I was like look I said the the the cake I went back and looked at the case and said like 50 degrees when it's supposed to say 30 something I said your case is bad and he look back goes yeah, yeah, it is and I said he know and I got Glad super sized So happens I have a glad supersized right there with me.

Yeah. It's stealing off into it, right? I mean, I like a bandit. But that was also more towards it was summary. Like now it's wintery. So I don't have a problem. I didn't have a problem with taking that pieces of chicken cutlet and just leaving them in the back of the Jeep.

So I could get to the shop right. You'll make it. Because it was like 37 degrees outside. It was cool. Nugans. Yeah. Three something. Oh, we're talking about good stuff to eat well. Yeah. Oh, let's talk about some good stuff. Segway.

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That's pretty lofty. Yeah, I'm about to call him on it. Do you start the day off with a breakfast or do you just go right to work? I do. I usually have oatmeal though. I'll have oatmeal. Yeah, I have it at work. I don't have it as soon as I wake up. They have oatmeal for you at work or? No, I bring packets with me. Oh, okay. I don't have it as soon as I wake up. They have like oatmeal for you at work or? No, I bring packets with me.

Oh, okay, okay. Instant oatmeal. Do you subscribe to breakfast is the most important meal of the day? No. No, which one is? I think all meals. Which one is the most important for you? Probably dinner.

I like dinner the best. Yeah, I'm a dinner guy too. The breakfast is pretty good though. I don't eat much for breakfast. Usually just yogurt and banana or oatmeal. I've always felt that breakfast was all the foods that are offered for breakfast are just like if they all disappeared. Only pancakes from the face of the planet. I wouldn't miss one breakfast. No pancakes. No. No toast. That's it. It's the only breakfast. Have you had pancakes? I tried them. Yeah. They don't taste like cake at all. No, not really. No. How did you put maple syrup on it? If you have pancakes? I tried them, yeah, they don't taste like cake at all.

No, not really. No. How do you put maple syrup on it? I don't. Maple syrup, it smells so fucked up. Oh my god. No, it doesn't, magic spoon. I thought we were over with that.

Yeah, almost. I tried it and didn't like it, man. It just doesn't do anything for me. Yeah, not a breakfast guide or eggs. You're giving away what's up. I don't know what I'm doing about the whole thing. Really, thank me. Yeah, not a breakfast guide or eggs. You're giving away what's up with the white. I don't know what about the white. Really, bacon? I'm not a really guy.

Wow, bacon. No, I mean, I try to eat and bacon. I've tolerated, but if I get a little fat in my mouth, it's all no good. I almost vomit. I mean, especially in chewing that gristle. Oh, bacon bacon in my house. There is nothing more disgusting than not underc not undercooked, but like, not well done cooked bacon.

So it's like that white, fat, chewy, rubbery, like even thinking about it, like my stomach's so chill. It makes me feel weird. And that's getting me to love it. Yeah. If it's good, if it's, yeah, if it's hand-baking. How is it good? It's like a fucking chew toy.

Sorry. It really is. If you could chew everything is a chew toy for me, because it was with Miss Nesee. Chew it forever. If you could chew everything is a chew toy for me because it would with misnake. You chew it forever. Fatty bacon, it's nasty. Oh, man, I kind of like it. You don't mind, huh?

No. Can you just like reconstruct somebody's name? It's like a tendon. It's disgusting. So like when I make my chili, I cut up a slice of bacon into it. Well people love bacon, I know. It's a very, oh like a crispy, it's got a... Yeah, I hate it when it's that like, it's...

I like a crispy. Not just like this. Like when you hold it and it's holding, it stays pretty straight. I like it. Yeah, I don't know. But I don't even like bacon. I haven't had a piece of bacon probably since the 80s.

But I had it needed to be petrified for me to eat it. Do you remember, I think we were in San Diego, remember Quinn went to eat all that bacon for breakfast? Yeah, yeah. We got ill for like two days. It's on his back for days. Oh I remember I made a fucking bacon. He didn't fuck it back at the end a lot. I mean big chocolate brownies they were delicious. I don't get any bacon to chocolate. I tried to say that. I know I tried it once a little bite. I was like, this is fucking disgusting. I wanted to try to do something. Yeah, one time we had at the track,

we had a candy convention. And I bought chocolate dipped bacon. And it was so good. I bought three pieces and I went to the first piece at work and I saved the last two pieces. And I was just like, cut off like an inch. Why don't you just buy yourself more chocolate bacon? Because it was like a, I was like,, it was like, is that a like old,

no, it was saving it. It was a weekend convention. So I worked on Sunday and the place that made it was from like up north, like Elizabeth. Yeah, so I wasn't driving to Elizabeth just to get chocolate. I guess not that good. It was, it was good, not that good.

That's the guy that's driving the fucking woodbridge for a Denny's. Yeah. Well, have you tried their steak? Yeah. Apparently the best you tried their steak? Yeah. Apparently it's the best. Better than the char. The center cut.

Yeah, better than the char out of here. That's crazy to talk. It's like three steak comes from what together. Here's your steaks with Mr. Planigan. It's awesome. I've had a steak at supposedly the best steak place in Jersey, which is down the street, and I couldn't even finish it. I didn't even know what that brought out.

That's too big and delicious. It doesn't hold the candle to the center cut, and Denny's just a little fat laden. What kind of state did you have? It was probably marbled. That's what gives us the taste. You can't have a dried out piece of like just... I can't. It's from like the asshole of something. You like the asshole? Oh, but I like...

If it's cooked, I like it. Well, Jenny's cooked it, yeah. I don't know how they make it. It may not be real steak, but I love it. It's like, it's a complete circle and there's, and somehow there's no fat around it. Well, for leisurely, that is, is, no, it's not a flake.

I never had anything I was flying like that either. I mean, he honest. He was around. They don't have flaming in a denny. He's up to the denny steak. It's like a, it's like a prime cut. Priming quotes. I'm not. They don't have filet me no, no, no, Denny. Sometimes I'm talking about the Denny steak. It's like a prime cut. Prinding quotes. You get that.

Mesh potato is in a drink for $9.99. It's sent a cut there, baby. It's gonna be our YME. It's just dog food just flipped over and fresh down. It's the beef with the next step. I can't walk over the A.C. bro. If you get that much enjoyment out of it, I can't say anything about next time I work over the age. That's cheesy, bro. If you get that much enjoyment out of it, I can't say anything about it.

What was my suicide? But I just, I feel like you guys are condemning it without even trying it first. Like I tried the best, it sucked. It doesn't suck. It doesn't suck. Should've gotten yourself a nice piece of fish like Sunday Jeff.

Actually, I had a fish that was really good. I had the bros in every way. You gave me that gift certificate there. Yeah, I'm glad to hear the money went to waste. I took all three out there. I started out this, I mean, I'm sure I told this on Tom's eAver, gift certificate there. Yeah, I'm glad to hear the money went to waste. I took all the money out there. I'm sure I told this on Tom C. David. We went there and we get the menus and we're immediately just like what the fuck? Like nothing makes any sense.

Like it's all like... We're the flammigants. I would want that. Cicolingo son. Cicolingo. C stick. Where's my stick, Patty? So, like, we don't recognize any of the things that are on the menu.

Where's the frivol. So, we're having to, like, kind of wing it. Is it round? That's a hamburger, sir. And whatever they brought for my wife and my daughter, it was, like, this massive, like, thing with legs and, um, supposed to be, to be a foul, but it wasn't. I don't know. Oh, yes.

So we got everything. You know, we used up all the gift certificate and then some. Oh, yeah. We didn't even cover anything for the money. Well, in my mind, that's not your personal debt going out. Yeah, not just saying it's so fucking hot. So high price there. It is, yeah there that the guest certificate didn't cover it. So we basically looked at each other and we're like 10 minutes into like, we looked at each

other and we're like, we can get to friendlies if we leave now. Oh no. Do you want to do it? And at least make sure they hear that. No, nobody heard it. I mean, she just looked at me and just shook her head. She's like, I'm not going to eat this. So we're like, let's pay the check real quick.

What did they get? Oh, what did you get? I can't remember what it was. We couldn't even pronounce it. But what did you get, though? I got a state. But I'm saying there's all different kinds of cuts of state. Did you get the delay?

Or do I mean the delay? I would have none of that stuff in there, right? I got a lot of that. I said, I want something tender, I said. Probably give you a fly. Yeah, but that fat fat net though. Yeah, if a place usually I was like, no, they do it. It's more like two. I like a thing. Did it even one person enjoy? No, no, we're not we're the flanagan. We're not high for looting. No, no, no,

the burger there is really delicious. I should have got a burger. That's what I had when we went. I really like this motherfucker. It should have been like, the burger. Can you get that fucking right? Pierre. Pierre. Which all your friends. I wanted to spend under $75. Otherwise, I'll go get the chef from Danny who can make it for me.

I know what he's doing. I can sandwich in burger, and I'm like, I'm not pussy enough for the chicken sandwich. I'm going to burger. At least it's meat that I can afford. Sunday, Jeff, do you like to travel? Yes, I do.

How you decided at any point you might like to go to China? I don't think that was, I would like to see Hong Kong one day. Mm-hmm. Because China makes COVID-19 anal swabs mandatory for all foreigners now. Now, I wanna see how you implement that. But why does it have to be?

What do you get off the plane? Yeah, and you pull them down. Yeah, but I'm saying, can't they do it just like we do here in the nose or saliva? I mean, is there any reason? You get a better reading. They said you get a better reading because it stays in fecal matter.

accurate reading. Right, they need your fecal matter Sunday. Well, maybe as long as it's tied in with the stuff. I will not be traveling to China. I will be holding on to once. Because of that? reading. Right, they need your fecal matter Sunday. Oh, maybe as long as it's like tied in with the stuff, we're not be traveling to China once. Because of that. It's just ridiculous though anyways. Well, let's say they don't want to spread the damn thing. What do you worry about? Oh, so they get canceled. That's it. I have to agree, but you're canceled. I'll

prove that Jeff. But like, let's say from what I read, fake news. The, um, we wouldn what I read, fake news, the, wouldn't you want, you know, the best, most accurate testo to make sure that, you know, everybody's, you should be tested even before you get on the plane, before you even take the flight. Why do I have to, you know, why do I have to wait until I get there?

Why can't there be some kind of manifest to where like, look, I show, you know, that I actually had this test on, I'm getting on the plane, look, I had the test within 24 hours, here's the result, I get on like I can't there be some kind of manifest to where like look I show you know that I actually had this test on I'm getting on the plane look I had the test within 24 hours. Here's the result. I get on the plane There shouldn't be an issue when I get off at the other I think America is still too uptight though to to pass an anal swab Edicto. I think that they would be like you know We're just too like you know too like a suppressed Well, no, she make a condition of the playing flight. So that's on the playing company.

I would start mowing in when they're swabbing it. Oh, oh, oh. I really doubt the people doing it, but like that, and they're like that's what they get their kicks doing. I bet I have this check. You don't think there's one who's not getting lost. There could be.

They're coming. I think there's plenty here. I know. You see, you see, like, like, I don't think they're flying. I don't think they have a sausage. The scab like cheerleaders are doing a going overseas to China Okay, to do with some sort of world here's it a world tour to stand in line behind them is me You don't think that the guy that the guy at the Chinese airport isn't just like you know I'll take the cheerleaders you take the fucking gift. I don't have to.

Yeah, but I don't think they're planning on every day that the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders going to China. That's pretty big for a swab. Yeah. Well, I mean, that would be... And I don't, I think it's just, it's probably like medical personnel. So like, you know, they're swabbing nasty things.

They're human beings. You know how many people will be flying to China, though, how many people are constantly going back to such a populated area? Not that many in for only now. Probably not many now. And I just, I would have to go then you go. Because can you imagine also like, like let's say, I don't have the fucking ants, the fucking lovely lovely ants who are on Patreon. Right. Forget the ones who aren't. But the ones who are.

That means that I don't have to go and get a job that I don't really want to do. And if I had to fucking feed Mary Beth and sage, there's a chance where it's like the only job available as you have a fucking swabianist is before they head over to China. You're in a position where you're like, I don't think I would ever find myself there, but somebody would. Somebody has. Somebody is currently doing it. I don't think that you would get the job because you have to move to China to get it.

That's true. They only do it there. That's what you've heard that you have to do. I'm saying, you know, that you have to do that. You have to fill them out those applications to apply for that job. That you get there and then they tell you that you have it. So then you can't go anywhere. I would rather know it here in America.

What about the guy or the guy or the gal who's doing it? Um, aren't they more of a risk? Constantly like having to swab the butthole? No, I would assume that they have the proper like they have those has mats. Or get up there and swab me that whole club goes up to their shoulder just, you know, you don't think that they're that you they just have them like you don't think they're in one of those like break outfits. Oh, yeah, like a hazmat suit.

Yeah, I think they're covered from head to toe. And I don't think like, I don't think they're like in, in that, you know, outbreak. And now that I'll be given the COVID test here, like all those blue suits with the face mask. Yeah, I think they got like, you know, the latex suit on, you know, face shield and the, in the mask and then he'll do the little thing, click it off, toss everything. See the back ears and go for the next stage.

Yeah, they're like, yeah, how can they be sure that, like, I wonder if they put it in? They must not insert it, right? Yeah, like, yeah, listen, if I was like, if I was China, I would constantly be like inviting NFL cheerleaders, cheerleaders. Come to the nation. Come to the nation. Wait, wait, why are you inviting Mr. Tony? Just keeping tour. No reason.

No reason. No reason. No reason. No reason. No reason. It's that they sent you away. It's that they sent you away. It's that they sent you away.

It's that they sent you away. It's that they sent you away. It's that they sent you away. It's that they sent you away. It's that they sent you away. It's that they sent you away. It's that they sent you away. It's that they sent you away. It's that they sent you away. Tony Rome over. I would feel bad for the person who they like. Sorry, we got to swap your A-ness. I'm sorry about that. I'm more sorry than you are.

I probably would just turn around and go home. I would never have taken the flight. What if they did it in the States though? Well, if it's that much accurate, how come they aren't doing it in the States? I got told you why. Because we're just too repressed as a kid. But you still could go into your own doctor's office and have it done. It doesn't have to be like a mass thing something that like you know

all right we're lined up at the Walmart here pants down here we go next never because again people would abuse it you know those purves on both sides right take a break take a break on both sides. Right. Take a break. Yes. Take a break. It's hard work for the company. There'd be one psycho pan through.

It would be constantly like as soon as he walked into Walmart, he'd just be walk right back out and get in line again to get a swab. You would try to excuse me. You're not saying the workers. You're saying the people. Do I have it yet? Yeah. Why don't you give me some?

Sunday, I've already hipped you to magic spoon But I don't think I've done enough for you today. So I'm gonna tell you about Raycon as well. Oh Raycon the most quality Ear buds on the planet Wireless right? Yeah, yeah, do you listen to a lot of stuff podcasts or music your music right? He's got how many I'm a iPod six six iPods with one million songs Have you have you the legend gross? I don't have wireless headphones yet you will we're gonna get you something Raycon

But you have you passed one million songs yet no Really you were on you were on track you told me to pass 1 million songs in 2020, you said. I haven't downloaded any music on... I don't even think my iPod is even charged anymore. You're giving up on music? No, it's not on my phone now. It's called the cloud. So, your phone has Bluetooth.

500,000 songs? No, I don't have that much on my phone. My phone, I think I have a SD card. I think it's got maybe 50 or 60,000 on there. True. 500,000 songs. No, I don't have that much on my phone. My phone, I think I have a SD card. I think it's got maybe 50 or 60,000 on there. True. On the SD card. That's it. I mean, you need a pair of quality earbuds

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What's on your playlist for pumping up? Actually, I don't have headphones, so I listen to what's on there a little far Little survivor I'd a tiger. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, is that what I got that? Yeah, you seem seems song I got Rocky on air. Yeah, I got Rocky. I mean, so you go through the most like generic most like I don't listen to any music Because I don't have no headphones. I just told you that most like I don't listen to any music because I don't have No headphones. I just told you that well, you don't just put your music on just little yeah This way everybody else and you know they can hear you wine playing You did that to me at the old store all the time

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No. The Beatles. Yeah, I know, yeah. I'm talking about that. Yeah, I really have to be going. I'm going backwards. Vivo, who is a V-R. I'm going backwards.

No, I'm in the catalog. I'm going with the last album. And then I'm going to go to the first album. Right now I'm on the last album. Right. What is that? What is that? Abby Road? How many albums do they have?

I feel like there's no let it be albums and they're just... No, it's the one where they're walking across the street. So let it be was their last album? No, it's the 1970 was their last album. But anyway, it's like I'm really digging it because I saw on Pluto, I saw a video of them for a song and I was like, oh man, I really, I dig that song and I just started to do the two, so I'm going to buy this an album and see if I like it and I did wind up liking it. And what it reminds me of is,

like, especially when I'm getting into a new band is like, I miss talking to Mark about it because he said something that he turned out to be so right. He was a big Beatles guy. And he said, because he was huge into the Beatles. And we were talking about music all the time. And he said, do you like the Beatles? And I was like, no, you know, I never, ever really got into the Beatles.

I just don't get it. And he looked at me and he goes, there's two types of people in the world. He said, people who love the Beatles and people who don't know they love the Beatles yet well, and I'm like I think Just catch you like you're lucky to they're like you know like like you said I don't do drugs I'm trying to find a way to like have that kind of experience without being fucking high and Some of those lyrics, you know are are kind of like, you know, was it psychedelic?

Yeah, so I drive around and I like, you know. Well, weren't they like these? They weren't the drugs. Yeah, the way they got so good or so, they became such a tight band was they would go to different countries and they would like, get up hopped up on speed and shit and just play all night. They just played so much. Yeah, I think you told me that.

Really? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I mean, we're looking for something else as time went on. What's the best time I've listened to by far? Well, I only got, I've only gotten the one album was at magical mystery to our early time. Yeah, I'm gonna, I guess I'm going backwards, but I like, I'll kill an album though, till I can't stand it anymore. Oh yeah, we know that. Oh yeah, I'm consulting that.

I think Al's Cooper's still in the old store being digging it out of the walls. I will play it over and over again until I can't bear to listen to him. And then I'll buy the next album. So I don't know what's before I be rode, but right now. That was my drugs.

That's what I had to listen to. But yeah, I think that they probably are, you know, they get a lot of credit as far as being like the, I don't know, I guess the, the band to usher in rock. Sure. I mean, you got, I don't know, Elvis is like the king of rock and roll, but. Yeah, but if you're talking about bands and especially like I mean they were the first boy band for sure. Yeah, but their evolution from like pop which is weird because I mean I'm rock to like these songs that are just so fucking strange. I mean the Rolling Stones weren't too far behind that the Who is on to behind I mean that whole British invasion wasn't really and there's such a difference in style

He listened to the Beatles and you listen to the who of the Rolling Stones? It's not even close. It's not even anywhere near the Sunset. You have all the Beatles albums? Uh, I have the US ones because they have like past masters and... When did you get into the Beatles? I've always liked the Beatles. Who's your favorite Beatles? I like Ringo.

The quiet one. Yeah. Well, the one nobody else liked. Well, really why? Some Sunday Jeff, that's why else likes. Well, really why? Some Sunday Jeff that's why. But maybe I don't know, maybe because he was in that movie caveman, I always like that movie. Oh my god. Tell him Steve Dave. Hey, just want to give a quick update to some of the people who may be on the Patreon gift tiers, specifically the 40, the 60 and the 100. Usually we get those gifts out early in the month, but due to the $40 gift kind of being held up in customers right now, I mean, we're expecting

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