Tell Em Steve-Dave - #476: Devil Shoes

Episode Date: April 12, 2021

Spring break, new outlooks, and Kong vs Godzilla

I'm like this is like a the fucking muppet plane back here. This is insane. She's earned it. I don't care how many bottles these motherfuckers break over their heads. I know people were like, well why didn't you like it? There was a podcaster in it. I'm just like That mean Helm Steve Dave. Hello, welcome to this week's edition of tell him Steve Dave. I'm here with Walt friend Walt and my good friend BQ. What's up boys? Hey guys, hello, hello. That was your, how was your spring break, Walt?

Spring break, y'all. It was, it was uneventful. I went to a zoo. Yeah, I've been there before. Yeah, I'd been there plenty of times, you know, but, you know, didn't want to go out of state and do something, you know, where we have, would have to quarantine. So we want to stay in New Jersey. So we went to a zoo. Are people still quarantined? So yeah, I think so. Check out if Canada, it's, they're like,

they're going like even more, uh, into like more like hardcore lockdowns and, um, quarantines. There we're getting hit with like a third wave of the mutant of the mutant virus. Jesus, I, I posted a picture from my spring break and hysterically labeled it as being in Miami Beach, which people make seriously, because I would never go to Miami Beach with what's going on down there.

Why what's going on? Well, it's like every like the spring breakers are tearing the entire city up like fighting and destroying stuff and twerking in the middle of the street and stopping traffic. Oh, I didn't play. I've seen some interesting videos coming out of there. Oh, yeah. So that's a super spreader situation, you think? Well, I hope so, down there. Could thin the herd a little bit, it'd be all right.

We got friends down there, Doku. We got loved ones down here. Yeah, we got Tom Mom, we got Tim Hill. Who's are they? Miami Beach? I don't know, they're hard to. I'm already pretty big, though. Some new definition of loved ones that I'm not aware of.

Like two guys that I think, you know, those are pretty good guys. I like Tom Mama. I think he's great. I love everybody now, Kio. Everybody's going to get a new love for me. I've been rethinking things. I'm going to be more open with my affection. Really?

Yeah. Which is to say you could be affectionate at all. What's going on? What brought this on? Just some things that have happened have named me realize we're only here for a limited amount of time. So, you know, we might as well just say what's really on our mind. Good wise, not bad wise. There's no bad things that I'm holding in. But I'm a little

bit. I don't know if I believe that. That's, yeah, that's that's bullshit too, but honestly, isn't coming with this. I'm trying to like, like, like, like all let all those negative feelings dissipate and just be filled with love and affection. Are you smoking Kevin's weed? Like did you take it in a Kevin's weed? No, no, no, just you know, just you know, just saw some things recently that make me go You know, you might as well just let people know how you feel about them before you know before you You take that final exit out of here and you don't get the chance to know how you feel about them before, you know, before you take that final exit out of here and you don't get the chance to say how you feel. Because then you leave them wondering.

Yeah, you leave them wondering, right? Which is shitty too. I mean, some people you don't have to tell though. Some people just know. Like, even though I'm sure for your family, it would be nice for your daughters here. Like, oh, I love you. On the way out, you sell your wife, I love you.

If you didn't say it that day, they wouldn't be left forever wondering, but they would be like, oh, I love you. On the way I sell your wife, I love you. If you didn't say it that day, they wouldn't be left forever wondering, but they would be like, wow, the last thing he said to me wasn't, I got to go over to that jerk off house and do a podcast right now. Yeah. Was my phone on? I'm sure you've been in this position, right, Q, where you, I know you have when you were

you're feeling too well and you were things were going on. I remember calling you one night and I didn't know how to even tell you because I was so like nervous. I didn't want to call you and tell you, but I, because we have been planning that we were all going to go on a cruise, the Joker's cruise. And I remember calling you and being like, I'm backing out of it and I didn't know how you were gonna be if you're gonna be mad at me.

And I couldn't believe it. You were just like, you could get care less. You were like, dude, it doesn't matter. Like everything is good in my life. Like, you know, because you got a clean bill of health and you were reborn almost and you had love. And like, you know, like all you need is love attitude in your heart. Yeah, I still... Well, I would have reacted that way no matter what I was going through at the time. If you didn't go, I would never want you to go. That's one. But I do still feel since I got that sick

and that's scared that I'm different. You can still say yourself like you still feel the effects of that and the ramifications are still alter how you handle things now as before posts or pre-diagnosis. Yeah, without a doubt, without a doubt, I, I, it's, it's, it's almost like kind of what you're saying. It's like all in a good, I think about like, I do remember like we, we talked about that comic book faith with that, that, that, that, that fat girl is a superhero. Oh my God. Yeah. She was a very young girl. Yeah. Yeah, and we we kind of ripped into it a little bit And I was like how is this promoting, you know like well like come on

We now we got to pretend this is healthy blah blah blah and I and I after like I regret It's one of those things and I'm like why would I say that like what if somebody listening to the show really light faith And like I'm ripping on it for no other reason than the the's fat. I'm like, why would I do that? It's like, I'm like, I find myself thinking things like that more, you know what I mean? Where it's just like... So you're less than that? You just want to put, you just want to put good out in the world. You're less inclined to get in on some of that.

Which I've said on the show a while, like I don't want to shit on things anymore. Or if I do, it's got to be in a way that's lovingly shitting on it. So we're not going to talk about God's deliver versus King Kong today. Oh, no, we can't. Because I would love to shit on it. So let's do this. Wait, can I just remind her that the four colored demons beer came out over the spring break and It's been getting some very positive

Reaction people been ordering it so I wanted to thank everybody who did that So it because we could call the launch success and the demons that I've talked to online or exchange emails with Seemed very prideful that we have our own beer. It's like kind of cool. It's starting into what I wanted it to be, which is nice. I was talking to Tommy Lincoln about the four-color demons last week, and it occurred to me that we may be the most powerful, powerful motorcycle club in not only the country, but the world, when he's considered membership. Powerful and worthy. Really? In a way, if we have more members. world when he's considered membership. Powerful.

In a way, we have more members. But our numbers, yeah, just sheer numbers, but isn't that what it's all about? Man, sheer numbers. Like I think Hell's Angels has like 2500 members in the country. Look, bless all the four colored, but it's a motorcycle club based on comic books So yeah, I don't know. I don't know if we want to go into a fighting situation Yeah, you know, we definitely got some crazy fuckers those guys and manchesters like they'll break a bottle over their Fucking head and go at you that those four colored demons, but like I you know the crew that meets us in LA I don't know

You know, they gonna You know saying Like not everybody's a fighter. Right. Am I making sense? It goes along with the kinder general or approach too. There's enough room for everybody. Four colored demons and hundreds of individuals. Yeah. Okay. I got. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's let's be about. In fact, with the four colored demons I wanted to, we got to talk about this, but is there a Reddit board specifically for, I think we need to start building a government within, I think we need branches

and presidents. I think we gotta get a little more formal. Governing always makes things better, go on. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Lucy Goosey, man, Lucy, I hate it on a green. We need East Coast. We need chapter, you need a middle America chapter and a Midwest chapter in a West Coast chapter Because we need and a UK because we need people invested in

Getting together, you know what I mean like it not for any other thing Then it's just like hey if you live in Michigan. We're having to get together in Michigan All right, I want there to be a formal of rally. I want there to be like a formal structure So so we need to start putting people in charge of What do they call them? branches? What is the executive terms for like? You mean if you're talking government. Yeah branches, but if you're talking about sons of anarchy. Yeah. Are these paying positions? Or this just a volunteer thing?

I mean do we do we get paid? I guess we do I use a volunteer thing? I mean, do we get paid? I guess we do. I use a volunteer thing. I would say it's a volunteer thing. I mean, we could start doing dues, but we don't want to get into that. We can set up something on the website, on the Tollum Steve Dave website. We can set up something that you're looking for Yeah, I think we have to I think we should I think it'll help Everybody you know, I mean I think it'll it'll just be like everybody. We can't put rockers on let's be clear about that You can't put for not that power

Yeah, let's not do that, but like I think that it would be best if like we had what do they called in in In motorcycle clubs, it just be chap like like we had, what do they called it in motorcycle clubs? It would just be chapter. Like this. Oh chapters, chapters, that's it. Yeah, chapter, we need to start establishing, I think some chapters, I think. We got the numbers. Yeah, so I don't know how we're gonna go about doing it,

but I think at least the wheels are turning. You know, if people have suggestions, I'm sure there's some people that we're going to know should be chapter presidents off the bat. The curator. You know, yeah. I think he's in southern, the southern part of the country. So maybe he can get the southeast. And then we, you know, there's plenty of like old school ants that I'm sure would want to take on this, you know, especially if you're you're putting out the rally cry overseas. You got TSD groupie. I mean, female head of the chapter.

Oh, that's gonna be good, but that's a, again, those Manchester guys are fucking crazy. You might want them. Oh, yeah, but you know what? We what? We can't, we can't not have a female out of chapter. You're right about that. I think she's from Spain. So, Spain? I think so, I'm pretty sure. All right, she's getting right in, but there's gonna be some grumblings about that. There's gonna be grumblings.

She's earned it. I don't care how many bottles, these motherfuckers break over their heads. Yeah. Well, they could be her lieutenants then. Yeah, definitely. Some of us didn't get treated too well. I actually ended up going the Vernon over spring break.

It's just a place hotel that we go up to. They have a pool and that's all the sage cares about. It's going swimming. But one of us went away and got treated a little chabbly. If I recall, I forgot about this. I haven't heard this story yet. Oh, it's not that. You know, when I was texting you about a dude,

I was in the thick of it. So I might have fucking been a little bit angry than I am now. But yeah, I had to take a flight and... Not a short one. To... No, no, four hour flight. And so now, at the airport, they're like, you got to go on that line over there.

And I'm like, all right, that line is crazy, though, as like in a flight, like I'm here an hour and 15 minutes before the flight, which is pretty fucking good for me. And sometimes I'll show up 45 minutes. Wait on the line, get there. The person I'm with gets up to it. He puts us card in and they say the flights close. You can't get on the flight anymore. And so he turns to the woman, this little squat fucking brown-haired monster of a woman that works at the fucking United thing. And he goes, ah, my flight, he was going on a different flight. And he was like, my flight, it just

locked me out. She's like, oh, that's because the flight leaves less than an hour for now, and you have to be here before an hour. I could do it. Tap to tap, check it in. Boom, I go, great. I was like, look, here's the thing. I go, I'm with him. I was like, he's my buddy.

I'm like, and I know you just did it for him, but mine's locked out, so could you do it for me too? And she's like, well, how long have you been here? And I was like, well, I got to the airport about an hour and a half. She's like, you haven't been here an hour and a half. And I was like, yeah, she goes, there's nothing I could do for you. You got a rebook. I go, I go, what do you mean you got a rebook? I was like, I mean, I go, you mean, go a different day. She's like, yeah, you can't, you're not going out today. And I was like, but you just did it for him. I was like, I just want you to do it. And she

just walked away in the middle of it. Now, what am I to do in this situation? Like, let's just pause it at this point. Like, what am I to do so far in this situation? So this is like right as you're about to board. It's that agent at the, no, it's the check-in. It's before security. Oh, it's even before security. It's checking. Yeah, they wouldn't even before security. It's checking, yeah. They wouldn't let me check it on the app, which is normally how I do it, but for whatever reason, it wouldn't let me do it here.

So anyway, were you being honest though, were you there an hour and a half before, or was that just bullshit? Completely honest. Could you have, could you, could you, by the way, that only make it possible.

I could pull the CCTV footage and she could, I was doing it. I was doing it. I was doing it. But it wasn't even worth it because like I was still an hour before the flight, CCT footage and she's going to have you come into the parking lot. But it wasn't even worth it because like I was still an hour before the flight. So I had been there for a half hour, but it didn't matter. Like I just saw hard to do it for my, my buddy.

Like who are you able to tell who this buddy is? What is was he somebody with a name or is it someone of no? Oh, is it somebody that she recognized? No, not at all. And if she recognized him, he would have recognized me, trust me. Like, we kind of worked together. Sometimes it was like, it wasn't that.

And so I'm like, well, so, all right. So that was how she left it. She just walked away mid-sentence. By the way, I was being super fucking polite. I was in the honey phase of all this, you know what I mean? And she just fucking turns and walks away. And does a little fucking, country flip of her keys when she's doing it too. Like, what the fuck this guy walked away like a mid-sentence?

And I, and that's the power. I looked at her. That's the leg you know. She's got keys and she's got power. The more keys she has, the more powerful she has. She's got no key. I turned to the guy like the guy who works there who's on who's just he's like the baggage handser and I turn to my go but you saw she just did it for him. Like that was and he goes I just do bags. He goes to me. I'm like all right he just does back so what I mean what what's the move here like like do I flip out to you know can you throw money at it?

I told you manage him can't throw money at this situation so I go downstairs to the rebooking counter and I say to the woman down there I'm like I was like she's telling me I got to go on this flight I'm not flying out today I'm like the flight leaves I go I have clear I can be go on this flight. I'm not flying out today. I'm like, the flight leaves, I go, I have clear, I can be through security in 10 seconds. I'm not even checking a bag. As I go, is there any way I could, you could still put me on the flight.

I know it's possible because she just fucking did it for my buddy. And she goes, let me check. She goes, okay, I can put you on the flight. She goes, she goes, that's no problem. I can do that in a right away. And I'm like, great, she goes, but she's like, yeah, they gave away your business class seats.

So you gotta sit like in the last row with a plane in between people. Oh, my God. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, do you get a partial refund? Yeah, well that was, she said, she's like, yeah, she goes, you can get a refund when you, you gotta call when you get a partial refund? Well, that was, she said, she goes, you can get a refund when you get a call when you

get there and let them know what happened. But like- I'm just $45 back. I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what? So now I'm even doubled, like this is why I was really angry when I was texting you, because that means that woman, not only did I see her do it for my buddy, she could have done it for me, didn't do it for me,

and was like go fuck yourself. And meanwhile, like nothing happened, but like I'm a platinum member in this fucking airline, man. Like I fly these motherfuckers every day. I was like this is crazy. So when I was texting, I was like, it was like, because the other thing is like, well, I can complain. I could fucking write a nasty letter.

You know how I can do that? I can complain, I can go on Twitter. I'm like, and then Walt, this is maybe what you're talking about. But I'm like, you know what Brian, you, because I was so fucking angry. I was like, she's working in an airport in a pandemic. It was packed, she's probably getting complaints all fucking day.

I'm on my way somewhere kind of nice Like you know what I mean like she stuck in the airport. I was like let me let it let me just let this one go I was like let me let it go and you did I Was able to calm down and and get past it and just move on. I mean the flight fucking sucked It was like I would thought in the adjunct and some chickens were gonna fucking run by it and like nobody wears Mass everybody's a fucking asshole. I owe who's fucking playing music and blah who's screaming at each other across the aisle I'm like this is like a the fucking muppet plane back here. This is insane No, I had the sunglasses

I'm asking everything like that so I was able to get away with it, but then, but then all right. So, so, so that was my attitude, but then United sent me an email. That was a four me email that said, would you take a quick survey about, about, um, your latest flight about, yeah, the flight that you had just taken. And I got to be honest with them and I said well they're asking so I gave five out of five stars for everything except for the check-in process and when they asked why I I was like this is exactly what happened and the only reason I'm saying it is

not to get the first woman in trouble, but because that second woman was such a fucking angel to me and did it for me. And like the only reason that I was even considering flying with your airline again is because of that second woman and I took our name down and put it in the thing. So I still did kind of ride out the first one, but I kind of hit it in in in you know the. But you didn't go nuclear though. I didn't go nuclear. And that's what's really key here and that's what should be applauded and recognized and you should be you know remain civil. I had something like this happen too. I wasn't even going to mention it because I didn't even think about it but when I went to the zoo I went with my mother-in-law who

isn't she's kind of like she needs to be pushed around in a wheelchair not because she can't walk but because she's older and a zoo really takes a lot out of you all the walking and everything. So she came with her son, my brother-in-law, and so when they got there, before they got there, I told my wife, I was like, I saw at the gift shop before you enter the zoo, you can buy like a motorized scooter. You can rent it. And I was like, I'm rentin' that scooter, I said, because it's so much gonna be so much better. It's just gonna be this afternoon,

so much more enjoyable, she'll be able to keep up. No, we'll have to push her, because we've gone away other times, and by the time you're done pushing around, you feel like you had a workout, you look like a Kony and I'm talking wheel of death and shit. And, you feel like you had a workout, you look like a pony and a fucking wheel adapted shit. And um, you know, that music playing good. So I got it.

And when they got there, like, what are we going to do with her regular wheelchair? Now that you got, you rented this one, I was like, we'll ask the ladies at the motorized scooters if we can just let it, you know, live there until we get back. So they're like perfectly, yeah, sure. Bring it on in, we'll put it back here and everything will be cool. We do the zoo, everything's awesome. People are like, oh my God, what a great idea.

You're the best, oh man, what a great son-in-law. How much was this? I was like, 30 bucks, that's all it was, 30 bucks. We're 30 bucks, I was like, can you imagine? Like we just never even acquired, because we're like, it's gonna be 300. Because we were just so like sure that it would be so out of touch that we never even asked about it.

30 bucks for half a day. But when we got back to get the wheelchair, it was gone. And then everybody was like, well, how's mom gonna get to the restaurant now, Walt? Yeah. Oh, big man, big money. And I was like, what do you mean it's gone? It's not gone.

So I go back to my wife comes out, she's like, it's not there. I don't know where it is. And I go back and I talk to the ladies. Again, just like you, not losing it. I'm just like, yeah, I mean, just wondering where that wheelchair is. And they're like, and you can see on their face, their faces are fucking, there's like nerve.

We're about to buy somebody a wheelchair. A nerve wreck, because they're just like, their faces went white. And as they realize, like, oh yeah, I did see your wife bring that wheelchair back there. And oh yeah, it's gone. And we have no idea where it is. And I was just like, you know what?

I was like, I turned to my call. We call the mother-in-law, God, because that's what the kids call her. I was like, God, you were due for an upgrade anyway. I'm just going to go buy buy your motorized scooter it's it's okay don't worry about it like happy easter ago but i'm not gonna worry about this i'm not gonna like shed a single um brain cell about like you know trying to find out who did it my other my daughters are like let's go through the zoo let's go find them mf's who took

that fucking wheelchair well not like, they took a wheelchair. They needed it, I said. Calm down. We should make your daughters fucking president of the four-comapers. They're ready to break bottles over their heads. Yeah. You're so angry.

My wife was ready and like to go nuclear-to. And I'm like, it's not going to bring the wheelchair back. These ladies obviously don't know, they're like 65-year-old ladies Who probably are volunteers at this zoo and the wheelchair again? I've wondered them. They don't know where it is What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do? It's nothing you can do. It would be a head scratcher that was like, whoo Who like why don't you have to get there in a wheelchair if you needed one in order to ride away in one like?

Well, they theorized, they said that somebody, like after we took the wheeled, we got the last motorized scooter. Apparently, they told us. So after we had gone into the park, there was another party they said that showed up and wanted to rent a motorized scooter and there weren't any.

And they became very belligerent. They became very angry. And they theorized that they walked into the shed and just took a wheelchair, even though it wasn't motorized, because they needed one. Threw it into the apron closure. And I was like, and then I turned my wife,

and I said, they said that the guy went crazy, that the guy was going ballistic and I said, you know what, maybe Brian's here, I said. You needed me. I would have been right there with your daughters being like, right? No, no, I meant, you went into it, took the fuck a wheelchair. Oh, I took a very, and you were in the park right now. You needed me. I've been right there with your daughters being like right It took the fuck a wheelchair

So then you what you see you went and got her a scooter like a that you can keep all the time We haven't gotten it yet, but I'm where we're definitely in the process of picking out the perfect motorized scooter And but you know we just made do she like I said she doesn't need one to do normal things but we're definitely in the process of picking out the perfect motorized scooter. And, but, you know, we just made do, she, like I said, she doesn't need one to do normal things, just like strenuous, like zoo coverage. You need one, but we made do, everything was cool. You know, it was still Easter. We weren't gonna let that ruin it.

You know, Jesus fucking didn't rise just so we can go ape shit, the flying is because, um, and, we can wheelchair, he's like, it took me three days to move that fucking boulder and you're complaining about a wheelchair. Right? I mean that would be perfect. Did you, did you as of yet buy the new wheelchair? What's up? We got, well, we had another wheelchair like let's not motorize but I am, like I said I'm in for the wheelchair. Pick the one at that you want now apparently, you know, there's get you got to get the most perfect one

But that's cool, but you know it hasn't gotten here yet though Which he doesn't need it yet now anyway until we go somewhere where a wheelchair like a motorized wheelchairs need it And really it's a it's a dual purchase. It's also for you because you've told tales of having to push that shit around all day Yeah, but I think you know like I, I think that the way I handled it was, I was happy with myself because I think everybody was, everybody I think would have went with easily would have went to the other extreme because everybody was ready to,

my whole party was ready to go. You fucking old cops. Yeah, I'm gonna kill you. Yeah, there was God's wheelchair. I saved those two old ugly women at the park from a horrific beating by the flat against the grass. So. They were ready to curb stop these women

because the wheel chair was gone. But you know, cooler heads prevailed and Easter was turned out to be pretty darn sweet. I like that, though. I like that they're that loyal. They take it that personally. That it's like it wasn't a wheelchair. It was our grandma wheelchair.

Yes, that's what the girls were saying. It was like, who would take our grandmother's wheelchair? They deserve, they deserve to be prosecuted with all sorts of crazy, crazy statements being made. That like jail time was a need of this. I love the fire though, man. Yeah, really. Yeah, and now they maintain that it's just me losing my testosterone on the right home that I'm turning into an old woman instead of a fire.

Oh, but I maintain no, man, that's just maturity. That's just a guy realizing, no, there's bigger and better things to get angry. Submission. Fuck it, just fuck it all. I mean, even I, who blows up at the slightest provocation have lately felt like it's just, fuck it, it's just not worth it.

I just don't wanna argue over every little fucking thing. And like I go out with almost an expectation that like, okay, if I go out to a restaurant, it's more likely than not that somebody's going to fuck something up and then you're not let down, you know. But uh, yeah. Speaking of, so speaking of let down, what? I was going to say speaking of let down. Yeah, talk a little. Did you guys both see it? Yeah. Did you guys see it on the HBO Max?elmactage go to see it in the theater no no i wouldn't go to a theater yet i i saw it on the i i went to a theater yeah i want to see it on the big screen i definitely was

like i got you know i've been waiting for this movie like if like since um since they they they mentioned that it was going to happen that they announced that there would be that would be the big you know build up Day this whole franchise was leading towards Con versus Godzilla. I have maintained that like I would sacrifice not seeing any Star Wars movie in that time since that announcement or Marvel cinematic universe movie if it meant that I couldn't see Con versus Godzilla that was the movie that was my jam That was all I was living for for the last like couple years was like, you know, please God

Let me make it to see this You know, I mean you've blessed me with like seeing like three Stanley cups I got to see the doubles win one and I always didn't think I would I got to see the devil's win one and I always didn't think I would. I got to see Tom Brady rule the world. I Got to now I got to see I made it finally, you know I made it long enough to see this the remake of King Kong versus Godzilla Mm-hmm, and you made it that far just to be like Yeah, I was not too pleased with it When are they going to drop the evil corporation angle?

Never. Never. Because there wasn't any government in it. It's not like there was any government interaction because usually it's government, military type shit or evil corporation type shit. Well, we got, but you know what, but at least there are evil corporations still

in this world though. Amazon. Yeah. You know, make a few little pipspons. Yeah. I called that make it people pissed. I call that shit. Is Amazon evil? Oh, remember I said that during that burrow commercial,

I was like, you know, Bezos is going to go down in the same fucking, you know, it's going to be like. I believe you said Hitler. It looked muslim and Bezos. If you think Bezos is going down, you have no idea how the world works. No, I talk about going down in history as evil. Evil leaders. Oh, is going down. You have no idea how the world works. No, I talk about going down in history as evil.

Evil leaders. Oh, not going down. He's got too much money to be brought down. Yeah, but he's not going down as evil. Oh, he's a game changer. The book hasn't been written yet, bro. We're only seeing a tip of the iceberg of all the evil shit that Amazon's doing.

You bet. He's still changed the game. I mean, Amazon also does a lot of good, man. I mean, a lot of good. Uh, okay, what? It's not like they just, what? I mean, you know, I ordered something into some capital, but later on.

What do you mean? What? It's gotta be boring. They bring conjust, good. Like, they're destroying the ozone layer by getting that shit to you that quick Well, that's a that's a whole different discussion man. I don't know to tell you but so it's you know so am I by driving to work So what am I gonna do fuck a point in Amazon like but there's a lot of more people on the road There's more cars on the road be just by in fact that there's so many things that have to be somewhere overnight though

But I think don't even have to be yeah, they don't have to be overnight. This is needless employers Dude they wanted to do drones and everybody fucking laughed at him so now choke on it Fly their fucking drone on the fumes of their cause You deserve it for let them lie if I'm not letting them do the drones They couldn't do drones. That was cool. I got a flag. I got an HE on my cord, flown to my house in 20 minutes,

but no. Now I had a way to hold 24 hours. But the very fact that Americans believed that they were going to put drones in the air all over the country, and it was going to work out, was completely fucking crazy that America bought into it. And people were telling me that like, oh, it was going to work out was completely fucking crazy that America bought into it and people were telling me that like oh it's gonna happen and I was like you're insane you are a fucking you might as well believe in

Tinkerbell if you believe that fucking Tinkerbell will deliver that HDMI cable before a fucking drone does because you know how much damage a drone could do overhead as well you have like a million drones and a million HC Mykivos floating above us as we live our lives. People throw in rocks at him and fucking around shooting him out of the sky. So that it sounds like people of the real villains here, not Amazon. Well, there's definitely a part of it. Like there are many times where I'll order something from Amazon. And it'll be, you know, it'll be not an HDMI cable, but an HDMI cable. And by the next morning, I'm like, it's here. And not only is it here, but it's in a box so fucking big that I could have

fit 30 HDMI cables in it. Yeah. This shit is this shit is going to fucking go south. I guarantee it right now It's just people are now or the murmurs are starting But the the basil in in effigy burning will happen at some point Really wow Because this dude is fucking he's all talk to he's a what is he like a multi-billionaire?

And he and he can't fucking get that he can't get those wages up for his workers. He's a multi-centive billionaire He has like 200 billion The same as everybody else, but everybody treats him like as if he's like this Progressive God or whatever. He's not he's a fucking greedy Fucking business. Well, did you see the back and forth on Twitter with like people were like, you know Those stories came out where it's like all they have to piss and bottles and stuff. And in a rare move, I guess Bezos was telling them tweet this, tweet that. Oh, no, did that now? Is that confirmed that that Bezos himself was like,

I want you to write this? I think it came from his camp because the I read that the IT person that Amazon put a stop in place because they're like, I don't do what is I think we got hacked. on put a stop in place because they're like, I don't do, I think we got hacked. Nobody would write this shit, but I mean, the way it was going after governor, government and shit, they think that Bezos was saying, here, write this, like, send it, you know,

it came from up top. Why? Why did he do that? I don't know, because then it turned out that they admitted it. They're like, yeah, they do piss in bottles. Why would he do that? Knowing that, like, it could be exposed so easily though, that it would get... I that it would get you give a fuck because he has the money. That's what I'm

saying. He doesn't give a fuck about anything. He's too fucking powerful. He's like smooth there bro. But I like that. I like that somebody is that powerful and tells the government to go fuck themselves like because nobody else can do it. We can't we can't tell if you are going to go fuck themselves but somebody with that. Yeah, we can't even we end up in fucking jail. No, we know we won't. There's, that's bullshit too. Everybody could say fuck the government. We're saying it right now.

Okay, that's true. You know, you can say it, but in terms of like making any, I mean, I guess he can try to bend them to his will. Oh, I'm sure he's gonna, I'm sure he's gonna try. I mean, he probably will with that much power and that much money and that many fucking greedy senators and congressmen and crooked corrupt corruption rampant. I mean, I'm sure he'll buy his way out of anything that's coming his way, but he'll get his Eventually, I could I want to be remembered. I want everybody remember I called it way back when

Okay on your tombstone I'm still a fucking baseless. He said it first. I gotta be honest, man, I was mostly fucking around. I don't really have a strong opinion on baseless, but knowing that you do, you're swaying me. Maybe he is a piece of shit. Maybe I don't need that HMI quarter, but I think four hours.

But back to Con, Godzilla, what did you think? Oh man, look, I would like to say that even the fights, just the fights were cool, right? But I didn't like that they chose a city made of neon. It looked like a video game. Whereas if it was like Chicago or New York, or so, you know what I mean? Like where it looked like a video game. Whereas if like, if it was like Chicago or New York or so, you know what I mean? Like where it looked like real buildings.

It looked like the material like Casino. Yeah, it just didn't look real. Even if that is how the city is, I don't think it was a good choice for the fight. Although now I'm told it's because of the Asian market. That's why they did it to make money over there. But I was like, but visually it doesn't look good. And then I'm just like, just come need a backstory?

Like, do I need him talking to a child? I'm like, what the fuck is going on? I was like, why am I watching him in a cave? And then I was like, does he even ax? I'm like, what the fuck is going on? I'm like, I mean, get it. I mean, they looked amazing, but I just didn't understand any of the choices. And then mechagodzilla, I was like, wait, who made him?

And then I was like, okay, I don't, I'm not following who made him. I know it's that corporation, but why is the skull that like, couldn't they make mechagodzilla add a, add is the skull that like couldn't they make mecha Godzilla at a out of the skull? I was like they're cooler ways to do every fucking thing that they did I was like the Agree with everything you're saying man. It was um it was one of those movies I remember walking I went to see it at the mall and We were getting we're just killing some time before and I told my wife

I don't know if I can ever say I've been more excited to see a movie than I am right now. I said, because I just got a feeling this is gonna be awesome. I heard some really good things beforehand. Like the buzz was that it was like, it was an amazing movie and if you just like monsters fight and you're gonna love this. And so I was, I was all in, man, I was hyped and I just could not believe what I was seeing.

Like right off the bat, like, you would think, I know people were like, well, why didn't you like it? There was a podcaster in it. And I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I cannot stand. I mean, this is not new. I mean, this is not some new wrinkle that listeners are not gonna be like

I can't believe that he doesn't like kids and movies. I have been on the record since tell him Steve Dave episode one I cannot stand the trope of Children saving the day So when I see something on that level and On that and especially with that kind of the balls for the filmmakers to fucking make it that they're going to pour wine on a computer and that's going to save the day. Uh huh. I told Gidham I was like, I've never been more visibly angry at a movie in my life where

I was trembling in my seat going like I was like, and I never felt that way before because I always look at like these people online who take it so seriously and I'm like, fucking gross some nuts, you fucking nerd. You know? Oh, I remember, I was that upset about Han Solo. Yes, I know you were big apology because because I really like I'm under back I fuck it tore you apart. Like a voucher. Thank you, Walter. Thank you, Brian, for allowing it. I am so sorry because that was your jam. You had you you loved this Star Wars and I had a four out of love with Star Wars so long ago that I couldn't see why

you were so upset I couldn't figure it out but I was so so visibly devastated walking out of that theater that you know I don't know if I'll ever recover I think I'm totally totally like done with films. Well you'll never get your hopes up again for sure. No, no, I'm done. Oh, you're never going to watch him. I'm out. I'm out. No, not I'm saying like I'll never care about any franchise. Marvel, Star Wars, Godzilla, it's over. Like that part of my life is done. Close the book. It's funny. Closed. Done. Hmm. They ruined it. I, uh, I can say that I remember as early as if Jurassic Park came out in 94, I believe. I remember that's the first time I can recall you being enraged at the fucking kids. Like, I hate it. I hate the fucking that the whole kid thing. And in this, I was like, I,

I just can't believe that after decades and decades they're still doing the same shit with the goofy Like black eye podcaster the two fucking kids and that somehow this fucking evil corporation has the most lack security of all time Like guys like crazy. Yeah, like they're just walking around in these like upper upper like high-level security areas and Until they do they get to pour a little bit of wine on a keyboard and they're like, ta-ha, hooray! I tell you man, like I know we talked about it in 2014 but like if I had a time machine and I went back to talk to my 2014 self after I saw Godzilla and me and Sunday Jeff were jerking each other off in the theater like how

awesome how happy we were for giving each other happy endings. It was like I never should have come. She was just like two guys go. She's like, why am I sitting in the middle? And if I had gone back and I stopped myself as we were leaving the theater and I'd be like, bro, come over here for a second. So in the finale, not only is Kong going to find a hollow earth,

but two kids are going to save it at the world. There's going to be flying machines that can fly through the center of the earth to fire gravity and all this other bullshit that will ruin it. And it will make Toho, Toho's Godzilla franchise look like fucking Shiddler's List in terms of how serious and somber it fucking was. This American version, I would have spitten my older self's eye. I would have been, I would have beat the shit out of myself for talking trash about the 2014 Godzilla.

I mean, in Sunday Jeff, a 2014 version of ourselves would have beat the fucking shit out of 2020 version of myself. How did Sunday Jeff see it? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But like it's weird how like the American, uh, franchise followed the same paths as the Toho version. Like, you know, they start off making basically a disaster movie, not a monster movie in the, in the 2014 one, which is what Toho did made this phenomenal dark sinister disaster movie in which a Radioactive dinosaur destroys a city and whatever what if you don't die in the rubble you're gonna die from radiation poisoning because of this monster and

There was no jokes and there was no kids saving the day, but as the Toho franchise evolved And there was no kids saving the day, but as the Toho franchise evolved, you know, it became a cartoon, you know, where the like kids were hired to play real pivotal, protagonist roles where they had to have even Godzilla had a kid at one point, right? That little annoying like thing. But just like the Toho version, you know, when America in the 2014 won higher that girl from Stranger Things, that was the beginning of the end because you just couldn't hire that girl to play a victim, or to play, you know, somebody running from Godzilla. She had to have a say in the outcome of

shit, and that was the beginning of the end because it's ridiculous. No one can have an outcome on fucking 100-foot tall, what, 100-ton animals going at it. Everyone's just trying to get out of the way and that's what you should have did from an all three movies. No, it's a Millie Bobby Brown though, don't you understand? Is he related to Bobby Brown? I don't think so, I don't know why that's, no, it's a girl, first of all. Millie Bobby Brown is the girl not the

No, no, the protesters I carry remember his name It was so painful. Did you see it right? Yeah, I watched it. I I didn't like it at all. I didn't like The little girl who was who was doing the sign language con you know, I can even live a that one I know they had to do it so that they could, there was a way to communicate like between them. I'm like, all right, that makes sense. But I had many of the same problems you guys did.

And a lot of it came down to just the corny podcaster and the kids. I just couldn't stand it. It was, like I said, it just made me angry. It made me aggressive. It just ruined me forever. Wow. I didn't have this strong of a reaction. I thought the fight on the boat, the boats was cool. That was like, that was a throwback to the original, which I was like, okay, you

know, people were snickering in the theater when Kong was on the barge or when Kong was being airlifted by the helicopters. But those were homages to the original Ken Kong versus Godzilla, which I am. That's stuff I liked. Yeah, I love that shit. But like the fights on the boat and everything, you know, it started out okay, but like you said, you know, getting an axe. Yeah, what was out of the best? Is there anything in his lure ever that he had like an axe?

No, that had to be some sort of toy thing, toy tie-in so you can have an accessory for Godzilla or something I mean for King Kong. It was terrible That was bad and I just felt and I was happy to see King Kong because I do like cult skull island So then when we cut in on him now and he was older and he had the gray beard and the scars I was like oh fuck this is starting off really cool and then they like wait He's in a dome. I'm like what the fuck's going on scars. I was like, oh, fuck, this is starting off really cool. And then they're like, wait, he's in a dome. I'm like, what the fuck's going on? And then it was like, what happened to Charles dance in the last one? I'm like, they had that ending in King of all monsters where they had King Gidora. Gidora, is that a say? His head. I'm like, they have his head.

I was like, what are we, that's so cool with it. And it it's just like now they just it's just a skull that they're sitting in like I don't think that psychic powers or something or or it makes you more If you're in them in the same room with it. I think no I Got it. They were ripping off Pacific rim with the drift and the helmet and shit like that, but it's like why like just you have a corpse build the but it's like, why? Like, just, you have a corpse, build the robot around the corpse. It'll look so much creepier and cooler and like, fucking weird that there's rotting like fucking

heater or meat on this robot. I don't know, man. I was like, they had an opportunity. I thought that they didn't hit. Mecha Godzilla, his look reminded me of like, you know how they have those sculptures that people make out of like junk? Like those dinosaur sculptures.

That's kind of what it reminded me of. Yeah, he didn't look all that great. No, I didn't think so. And it was kind of like anti-climactic when he came out and he was in like they beat him rather easily with the help of some kids pouring some liquid in a computer screen. No, it's worse.

I would be, but like, I swear though, man, like why the biggest mistake they made is hiring that girl though from Stranger Things. You could all be traced back to that. Yeah, because they just couldn't make her, they couldn't, they couldn't dare not make her just somebody that runs from Godzilla and is questioning why the fuck this giant monster is constantly coming on to the land where she lives and just being terrified of it. No, she had get my fucking, I gotta get my other laptop and turn it on like it's crazy. It's crazy.

And it's fucked because it's like that's it. Kind of like with signs and night movie, they're like like that movie once he did it, it was done. You're not gonna do that movie again. And with this this it's like now congress god's ill done and they fucked it up they'll be more they'll be in other congress god's ill but will i be around to see it that's the big part of the road you know because it's gonna take a it's gonna take decades for them to go back to it but everything

everything it took how many decades for the original to be remade yeah do they have it? Do they have an extra installment? I mean, I think it made a quite a bit of money. I think they would have to consider it a bit of success So I imagine they were going to they're not gonna not follow it up with something because why would you? I mean it did Pretty well for you know post pandemic numbers. I would think Yeah For sure, so maybe they'll get it right next time. Yeah, I mean, yeah, that's the new attitude that we should have. Maybe they'll get it

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My dad your dad Amateur taught me that I would assume I Would be like so he had dementia and you just said it tell me and he wandered into taco contest I mean tacos. There's just no fucking way my dad would ever do anything like that This isn't this isn't something you would do somebody did do that and immediately the same day that it happened There's the guy son announced he was gonna sue it's a 40-year-old guy Who how old is a son the son? I think think sons like 20 yeah, it sounds like 20 or something, but so it's 40 year old guy I got this story here family shoes after California man dies in taco eating contest Okay, so the son is 18. He alleges that his father Daniel Dana Hutchins 41 was not made aware of the risks and danger

Associated with the competition out of Fresno Grizzlies game. I guess that's a minor league baseball team. Yeah. So the competition starts. He begins choking and collapsed only minutes into the eating competition. It was then taken to a hospital where his cause of death was choking. Now, legally, should these people be held accountable? Or by 41 41 should you have

learned if you stuff tacos into your mouth as fast as humanly possible in an effort to win a competition there's a chance you may choke to death. This is a tricky one. This is a tricky one. I could there's a lot of gray in this one though. There is a lot of gray. You know there's a lot of gray in this one though. There is a lot of great. You know there's a lot of Embersols out there that will get so caught up in it that they will that they'll throw fucking caution to the wind and Stuff war in their mouth than they've ever stuffed in their mouth before all in the in the get they get caught up in it and you have to factor in the Utility of of the general public. I mean if this guy sues and gets anything I fear that eating contest of this sort will be a dinosaur because nobody will ever do this ever again if you know because nobody wants to be on the hook if someone dies.

Right, it'll go like the way of like the Wii for Wii with the water-drinking competition thing. But I mean what's more Americana than the old piding contest, right? I mean, come on. I don't know. Well, I mean, it's that thing of like, we shouldn't do what the least of us can't do. It's like, how is that a way to live life? So we all have to act as like the weakest chain in here? Like, that makes no sense

It to me if I was this kid I'd be like okay eating contests have probably been around For centuries and I've never heard of anybody dying before So do I really want to highlight the fact that my dad was the guy that couldn't handle a fucking eating contest without dying? Like I would be like I think I just want this one to go away, where I don't think cash in on it. But if you got some hot chat lawyer, though, like, you know, calling you up and being like, hey, man, I can get you a couple million

from that taco stand. But to do it, we got to humiliate your father in his death. I'd be like, I don't know. Well, I mean, I'm just not humiliated in this life. You got two at this table, that'd be like, op in. Millions? I'm sorry, Senator Fry. You got two at this table, that'd be like, oh, man. Millions? That's our Senate of Flyers. Hey, dad, you want to start Taco?

Just limber up a little. Yeah, I thought that was, I thought that was like, it's just a fucking, he'll win money. He'll get money. Well, maybe to make it go away, then I throw some money at it, right? Yeah, he won't win money. No, I don't think. I don't think he'll win money. He'll get money. Maybe to make it go away, that might throw some money at it. He won't win money. That'll pick. I don't think I'll win money. I bet you the back of the

ticket to that baseball game. Fucking has takes a lot of rights away from the people in that stadium. It's not negligent behavior, though, to like, you know, to to together on the taco, on the baseball teams part, to like put people into a situation where they might die if they- And lethal danger with tacos. Or should they have had maybe some medical person else standing by in case something like this happened? Oh, I'm sure they did.

They, I'm sure they did. They likely did. I mean, how fucking, how much taco did you have to have in your mouth to choke to death, I thought it, man? Like, you have to imagine there were people there who would know the Heimlich or like personnel standing by. Like you say, even though I don't know if the sun was there, it doesn't say, but why, why wouldn't you

then discourage your dad? Be like, don't, you know, I don't join the fucking, I wish it said what the prize was. It doesn't say what the prize is. At a minor league baseball game, I can't imagine it was worth dying. Yeah, like season tickets. You should. Yeah, shout out.

But I know what? You can't blame the sun. I mean, he just loses dad in one of the fucking stupidest ways possible. So he's angry, you know, he's in grief. So I can't hold him accountable either, you know. Is this is this a new queue? Is this new cue talking or is this? Yeah, I'm all good back here in coach, man. I'm fine, Brandon, in the middle between these two people.

Rollin' baby. Rollin' baby. I want to talk a real quick. Was it, will you go ahead, cue? I said it wasn't bad back there. It's not like I don't like, it's not like I'm like, coach, ew. But it was just a woman.

Like I fly coach plenty of times. Like we need to catch flights and like, you know, whatever's available is available. But it's just the, it was just that woman took it from me. And then when I stepped on the plane, I had to walk past the fucking knob, that fucking sat in my seat. And I couldn't tell who it was, but I tried to. Now, fucking knob that fucking sat in my seat and I couldn't tell who it was but I tried to Now what the knob you were traveling with was he still in business class?

He he made business class, but he got but they forgot to put TSA pre-check on his ticket So he had to wait on the security line and then had to run full speed through the airport and just made the flight before they closed it I mean, I'm sure if he sat next to you that would have been four hours worth of listening to that shit I can't fucking believe it I think everybody knows who's the one. It's not right. And yeah, so yeah, I don't know what it was. Oh, yeah, so it wasn't the fact that I was in coach.

I was bothering me. It was that that woman fucking jabbed me like that. Also that I was in coach. Look, look, I've flown both. There's just no comparing sitting in business class or first class to sitting in the last row between two people you don't know. It's really especially for a long flight. It makes it absolutely hellish.

Do they do any food on planes anymore, or do they make you wear the mask the whole time they don't want food being eaten? They give you, I tell you what, the people of it first looked like they were having a fucking great time. I guess I'm where I want to dump. They dump the plastic bag with a clear bottle, like a clear plastic bag with a bottle of water

and a bag of like gold world press mini pretzels. And then they tell you when you eat or drink, just take the mask down and put it in and then put the mask back up. Oh, so you're not even allowed to keep the mask down while you're eating. You have to let's like, uh, that is correct. Okay. That's, that must be a middle seat thing because before you didn't have to do that. Do they do dinners anymore?

Like you see on TV and movies where they bring out like the little dinner, like, you know, they lift the plate up and there's like a nice roast beef cut there. Yeah. They still do that. On up in like that, like if you fly like first class like London, like when we go there for tour or something like that, dude, it's silverware and plates and a table cloth and shit like that, it's pretty nice up there, man.

But they don't do that. They got seats up there that go completely flat into beds. It's crazy. Like when we flew to Collins, Kanye had those pods. Yeah, the pods, those turn into beds. Yeah, but they don't do that on domestic flights.

They don't do anything like that. There's no dinners or anything. If you're going from New Jersey, California. Without a doubt, they'll still give you a hot. I think in like coach, you'll get a snack box, but up in business, they still have hot meals and stuff for you. Okay. I was just curious if they had KNAQ as a COVID.

No, on the way back. Oh, on the way back, did you get to recline your sheet? Oh, yeah, I was able to recline my sheet on the way back. My God. Yeah, I was able to reclaim my seat on the way back my god Yeah, I'm okay guys Everything was right but the button but there was this fucking dick head on the way back actually I get on I get on the flight right And I go to put my overhead bag and now look I fly a lot or used to right I know you could put it in the long way with with the wheels to the back, right? This guy I get it and I open the fucking thing in this two like side by side, like the long way instead of like straight back.

Now what am I gonna do? Turn around and go like, hey who's this? I'm gonna turn around. No, I just start fucking like put it up, put it up, have room for mine, and the fucking this guy and his girlfriend who were sitting in front of me go, they don't go like that. And I go, oh no, no no, no, I go, yeah, they can fit that way. I was like, they tell you, and the guy goes, they told us how to put it in like a dickhead. And I go, okay, I go, it's just, it's just because I fly a lot. I've done this a lot.

He goes, what is this my first flight? And I go, Yeah, it really is Sale through it. I sailed through a world. I go dude. I go I didn't mean it like that I meant I mean like I wasn't saying it like that I was like I didn't mean to say it like that. He's like all right, all right like it it It's like completely deflated it when I wasn't like yeah, well it seems like it your first fucking I was just like oh, I didn't mean to like that, man. I just mean like I've run into this before. And then the woman goes even after it had like brought down

a few levels, she goes, well, can you close it? Can you show me that it closes? And I looked at her and I was like, and I just reached up and closed it and clicked. And then they laughed and I was like, and then I sat behind them and then right away, that fucking woman put a seat Oh, power move like the key lady

It's new me is just fucking getting cucked all over town That's why you might have to rethink this man the cue. I know with bristle at the slightest provocation Yeah, maybe I'm maybe but maybe the girls are right Estrogen in the room Yeah, maybe I'm maybe but maybe the girls are right I Estrogen in the room At my age like if I keep it up like the guy who can kick my ass is eventually gonna kick my ass It's not like the old days where I'm like I can survive anything I will get hurt. I will get hurt.

Well, it's like, when you get to a certain age and you realize, like, because you know, at no point are you like, well, I'm afraid of fucking teenagers or whatever, but at a certain point, you reach an age where you're like, probably most fit male teens, 18, 19 could kick my ass. Uh huh. You know? They'll move so fast. I want to be able to see it. Yeah. Yeah. Tag you right in the fucking chin.

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She's like 10 seconds. Yeah, I've missed a two teeth and have a bloody nose. Some assholes screaming, a world star in your face. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

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I'm not sure if you're aware of it. Yes. Okay, where we discuss criminal cases, crime stories, I kind of think, and we're going to do a double header this month. And one of them is going to be the satanic panic of the 70s and the eights. And it couldn't be more timely because Lil Nas X, are you familiar with this rapper? I have heard the name, but I'm not familiar with there. You invited a satanic panic with a raunchy video and sold out shoes. You must know about this, right? Well, yeah, I heard about this because I saw devil shoes was trending.

And I had a lot of course, I mean, I mean, I'm not going to fucking do a little investigation on devil shoes. Of course, you're going to be fucking got up. I'm like, I want devil shoes. I want to pair devil's shoes and when I click down I saw what it was there's some blood in The in the in the soul of a of a Nike shoe like he created this shoe that he was able to put blood into it and People were buying this limited edition Nike shoe and I thought that was pretty fucking badass 666 pairs his His own blood?

Yeah. A drop of his blood is in there in the shoe. Okay. And, you know, I mean, obviously, I mean, this is not an original idea. You know, we would go back to 1977 and kissed it with the Marvel comic super special. And, you know, we did it with Cryptozoic Man.

We put a drop of blood on one of the issues, but this, you know, this angered Nike though I heard that they are suing Nas X now. They want they want. I mean it got to the point you where I Guess there's a song called old road town old town road. It's like I guess little Nas X was like for kids like it was like Kid friendly even though he says it wasn't he was talking about adultery and all kinds other shit but this is a governor governor christie gnome tweets are kids are being told that this kind that this kind of product is not oh fucking god damn it i've never seen anybody have so much fucking butter finger of technology butter finger but i got it down there.

I gotta be down there in 22 minutes, so I gotta, I gotta, oh okay, yeah. I gotta wrap it up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, well, let me just read this to you. Our kids are being told that this kind of product is not only okay, it's exclusive,

but you know what's more exclusive? They're God-given, eternal soul. We are in a fight for the soul of our nation. We need to fight hard, and we need to fight smart. We have to win. And then there's pictures of you know Then devil Nike shoes and everything does this not sound exactly like the same shit that came out of the 80s with the PMRC I mean it's fucking insane. Yeah, but I mean I want like that's all

Excuse my language That's all this ridiculous nonsense I just I just got to give it up to the fucking little NAS because I'm like, I love the whole, like playing on the words, like sneaker soul, and then putting, you know, like the soul and the soul of a shoe. It's incredible.

And putting blood in it. I mean, I can't imagine he thought of it, but somebody on his team, you know, deserves a raise, unless of course Nike fucking, you're suzim into oblivion, and the guy never has to, the guy never is able to make another dime again, because they're suing for so much money.

But how the fuck do you do that without Nike's permission, though? I don't know, or if Nike knew, and they were related later on, I go with, go ahead, kill. You can't go on Etsy and just order shoes that have been altered by people. Well, I think you can't alter, I don't know, like you't alter, I don't know.

You can sell, I don't know if you can just go and alter Nike's products and then make them their own without Nike's permission though, I don't think. Yeah, I found some cool sites though that's making Tom Seat Dave products, China, they don't really care if they don't even ask me if I have copyright sent anything so that I'm doing. So I don't even know if they don't even ask me if I have copyrights and anything so that I'm doing so I don't even know if like little nas

Just went on Ali Baba just ordered some just order some Nike's with holes in them and that just you know that he put some blood in but yeah Apparently you need to get Nike's permission to do that He's gonna find out the hard way. I mean it would make sense You would think they would want to control their image. I think Out of sight of see but if any listeners out there ever get their hands on some, you know, some nine and a half devil shoes, come, come talk to me. I might be interested in buying them off of you because I would love to own a pair of those. Well, you're ready to spend what they cost.

Yeah, how much they go for? $1,018. Well, not to me if an ant has. I'm sure an ant will hook me up. Give it to you at lesson in his cost. That's it. All right boys, I gotta get I gotta get out of here. I gotta get run.

I gotta get my second vaccine shot. I don't want to be late. All right. Take care of yourself, boy. Guys, later. Yes. Goodbye everybody. Thank you to all the demons.

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