Tell Em Steve-Dave - #481: Silent Sufferin’

Episode Date: May 31, 2021

Hair metal tattoos, Q saves Bry from a nursing home, who in TESD shows toxic masculinity?

I think I want to urinate on the floor. Yes, yes. What I wanted to say to Walt, I love you. You try to break down'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Tell them, Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell them, Steve Dave with Walt Flanagan and Brian Quinn. Hey everybody. And myself. Hardest work and podcast in the business. We didn't even take off from Memorial Day.

Okay. It makes up for the random weeks that we just take off of this. Any plans, Q? My parents are driving from Florida to New York and they're stopping a grace land on Saturday. So I'm flying to Memphis to surprise them. Oh, really? Yeah, I'm going to take them on a tour of Grace Land. I got my peeps over there that I'm going to talk to and I'm going to Memphis to surprise them. Oh really? Yeah, I'm gonna take them on a tour of Graceland. They got my peeps over there that I'm gonna talk to and I'm gonna spend the

Sprice Day in Memphis with them on Saturday. So they don't know when they get to Graceland. They don't know you're gonna be there? They don't know I'm gonna be there. You should jump out in a fucking elv at the white elv with the mini-cake outfit. You're gonna be at the end of this? Right. I've been discussed, yeah.

Our bell hop outfit because what they have is they have this new hotel at Graceland, like, supposedly it's like awesome. And I told them that, oh, you know, my dad and my mom always went to Graceland. I was like, the people at Graceland, if I got friends at work there, I was like, I'll set you up with a hotel and everything like that. Don't worry about it, just so did I. So I booked it all on my credit card and stuff like that. They think it's comped from Graceland, but's not. But I want them to feel special. And then I got a room

down there and then I'm going to surprise them. So yeah, that's my big Memorial Day plans and then flying home Sunday. And that's it. You know, sitting around, having some RNH, delicious RNH beers. I want to talk to you about beer and alcohol in general Did you hear this news is an intervention? Well, we're gonna be talking about beer in general. I guess I should mention that we're now a RNH is now shipping not beer but merch internationally So everybody in Australia and England Nice get their RNH gear. Please, please get it. Please get it. Did you see that study that was released last week about

absolutely any amount of alcohol causes brain damage? Really? Any amount? Permanent brain damage? Or like temporary brain damage. So you used to call that being drunk. Yeah. Yeah. Um, no, it says in an observational study, which has not yet been peer reviewed. Researchers. So there's a bunch of fucking kill joys

coming together to try to research. The kill joys who never gonna invite into the parties where they have good alcohol are like, oh, gold's bad for you. Have fun with your brain cells dying. Yeah. No, I will. I don't know if I don't know if I have a ton of fun.

I didn't know this is how you felt about me, but the researchers noted that drinking had an effect on the brain's gray matter. No matter what amount was consumed. It definitely... But do these nerds know that that's why we drink it to affect the gray matter? The more brain cells you kill, the less you kill. The goal, like, out. It doesn't matter what type alcohol either. Really? It's just all alcohol. So wine, rosé, even?

There is no safe level of drinking. Yeah. I've been telling you guys that for decades. You have. Right? I've never backed off it. I've been saying there is no safe level of drinking. Yeah, that's it. I've been telling you guys that for decades. You have. Right? I've been saying there is no safe level. Even a drop is deadly poison. You're talking to somebody who has addicted to opi for like five years drinking wasn't my issue.

But you know, you hear all these other studies that say like, oh, you know, if you drink like a glass of wine a night, it'll make you live longer. Yeah. Yeah, but you may be living as a vegetable though. Well, look, man, you just said it's observational. What does that even mean? It means that it's probably accurate,

but there are more studies need to be. That's what it means. Need to be performed. There is no safe limit. I mean, I don't know how many times I could say it in this article. These fucking herbs are out there trying to ruin everybody's good time. Don't let them have a drink. Right in time from a morial day, they're fucking it up for every night.

Yeah, fuck off, man. Someers here, we all been trapped indoors for you, and you want to tell people not to drink. Fuck you. I thought, fuck off. Now you're welcome to that. We all been trapped indoors for you and you want to tell people not to drink the fuck you You wanted that Had to have gone up during the Yeah, I mean most people I know would just fucking high the entire time me too. Yeah a lot of people I know It's like it was crazy. I know that we're casual smokers are like yeah, I'm fucking everybody all the time over here

Yeah, I didn't mean to put you in a tough position I know because I know you mean your own you in a tough position. I know because I know you're your own. He is a beer better. Yeah, so. That's merchant. But damn though, I thought that was shocking now to read that just slowly destroying our brains with all this alcohol consumption. Well, I mean, it gets so bad with some people, what's it called like wet brain or something?

I've heard the term. It's just like the just jaddle the time. Yeah, they're different. They're fucked. I know somebody will wet brain. Yeah, wet brain. It's no fun. Oh, no, I look at them and I'm like, as people like, you know, as we see more of our loved ones, you know, as we're getting older, we're starting to see people pass away on a much more regular basis than ever in our lifetime. And this one motherfucker keeps on trucking. And I'm like, how the fuck does this guy? I don't know how this guy who just is like, I'm total, I mean, he literally has wet brain, his whole body's wet, like fuck his brain. But I don't know how he's alive.

Get him, you know who I'm talking about, right? How the fuck does he, does this guy keep going on and on? Did he once you're innate on the floor? And yes, yes. And how do like seemingly healthy people drop right in front of me? Like your neighbor. Yeah. Your neighbor versus this dude

who's been pickling himself for how long that is. It doesn't seem like life doesn't seem fair. It's not, oh, it's not. When he had drunk, I, you know. Yeah, no, I know, but when I see the worst example of what this study is talking about. Right, web brain. And I just see him like just like doing the same thing

and living the same kind of existence year after year after year seemingly like untouched in terms of like, like his health like other than like being have a web brain which is, but like it's not like he's like in a hospital, you know where he's you know he's still out there fucking Trying to score free comics for me and Hustling He was just in the store recently. Yeah, so he's doing all right

You know like I mean he's doing at least the same exact existence that he did when we first started podcasting. Okay. Yeah, we and everybody around me has changed so much, but he hasn't though. He's like a fucking bug in Amber. He's pickled. Well, that brings me up some I want to ask you guys. You guys know, I know you guys aren't big fans of poison like I am, right? The band?

Yeah, they were a little bit more hair metal than you guys aren't big fans of poison like I am right the band. Yeah, they were a little bit more hair metal Then then you guys were into but I don't know if you recall the cover of one of their their CDs or albums was a tattoo and it said poison Fleshing and blood do you recall that? Yeah, okay, so let me this is them Was that people who got that to tattoo and that when that album came out, right? Because there got to be people who got the money. Oh yeah. Mostly checks. Mostly checks. Did that, they definitely went through a phase where people were like,

why the fuck did you get the poison? Like as you age, like 10 years past, did that tattoo might be a little bit redtable. Do you think? Absolutely. I mean, I think that's potential for almost any tattoo though. Right, but this is very specific because I'm wondering, is there a point that it comes around again and becomes cool?

Like, is there a point where you're like, holy fuck, is that a poison flesh and blood tattoo? Only if you're at a poison concert. Really? You don't think so? Like a barbecue, your aunt's got it. You're like, holy fuck, she was a wild child when she was younger. Even if you're at a music store, let's say you're at Jack's in the record store clerk, even he would have to be like, you know, a reason I around be like holy shit. It has to be regrettable.

I said, I think now it would be cool. I mean, assuming you got it when that album came out, it would be so fucking faded by now. Yeah, we got to get my Superman tattooed. Did I get retouched up? Yeah. I mean, I have regrettable tattoos that have nothing to do with poison.

You know? Right, but there's something about this moment pop culture. Like, if you go to, like, let's say strip clothes are open. And we went to one. And there was a stripper. And she was 1920. And she had a poison flesh and blood tattoo.

You wouldn't think that was awesome. I would be like, how the fuck did you hear the album? Like, how are you a fan of poison? Wouldn't it be more realistic that the scraper was 54? Yeah, that's gonna say. Well, then that'll be 19 and would it be just as cool then? I think it would be cool then. That's what I'm saying.

I think it's an artifact of a time and day that I would respect it now. I think it would come around.'s an artifact of a time and day that I would respect it now. I think it would come around and I think of a young person who got a poison flesh and blood tattoo. I think it would be fucking pretty cool today. I think on an old person, especially, please don't anybody take this the wrong way.

But on a woman, it would look trashy. I think at this point, it would just look trashy. I don't think I would look at it as cool know I don't think I would look at it as cool I don't think I would look at it as cool if like I was there the day they got it don't either though How do you not take that they're fucking the only way you can take because a guy a guy Please don't take this the wrong way It's everybody fucking takes everything the fucking wrong way. You can't see god damn anything anymore Shit without everybody fucking freaking out.

I disagree with you. Therefore you're an asshole. It used to be just your friends who said that to you. I know. No, it's everyone. No, maybe that means we're friends with everybody. It is one big family, the Anhill. Oh, the answer telling you that?

Oh, the Anhill is on Reddit. They're not real hands. They're not real hands. These are not real hands. If you're on Reddit bitchin' about anything we do. Did I say anything we do? You've come true and you've got a little, you've come all the way for last week's episode. Yeah, I mean, I feel like we had predictions that people

would think it was a little angry. Yeah, hung out at a Q's house last week. And we almost went swimming, but it looked like, there's a tree next to him. He's got this tree where these little white petals fly off. Oh yeah. Stick him to pool a minute later. So you're afraid to go into a pool that has a petal in it? I don't wanna get petals all over me.

I've learned to just swim in pollen. You don't care? Well, this is the first time I have a pool. Like, we opened the pool, I had a guy, he opened the pool like last week. You have, this is the first time I have a pool. We opened the pool. I had the guy, he opened the pool like last week. You have a pool guy? Well, I have a pool now. I never had a pool.

It's gonna be sexy pool, boy. Yeah, I'm gonna tell him I'm short and shit. And so he came and he opened the pool. I never, you know what I mean? Like this is a big thing for me. And so I will swim in pollen. I don't give a fuck. Whose pool is bigger?

Q's are mine when I had my pool. Oh, Q's easily. Fuck. Q's area, I got it. I think this is very, it's not a very big one. My wife resented so badly having to take care of the pool. Did she? Oh my God.

I would hear about it fucking night and day that like, I'm the only one taking care of the pool and I would be like, I don't fucking care. Then let it fucking rot. Then the girls were gonna take care of it, they were children, right? No, and I certainly didn't know how to fuck. I don't know how to mix chemicals and shit. Or am I fucking scientists and shit?

Because the girls wanna go into fucking, take that and fucking river. Well, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no task to maintain a pool for a season. I just break them off piece of that sweet and priceless joke. Come on, we're gonna have it. But it can't get all the petals out though, huh? It's spring, so it's like, it's every day they just drop. Oh, he's not on call 24-7? No, I'm stupid. I'm stupid.

I didn't see it. I didn't see it. But what a great area to hang out in, I didn't see it. I didn't see it. I didn't see it. I didn't see it. I didn't see it. I didn't see it. I didn't see it. But what a great area to hang out in the little fireplace action. It made me think too. Well, that's not a fireplace, Brian.

Just so we say that legally, that's a grill. Oh, is it a grill? Well, because legally, you're not allowed to have outdoor fire pits. You are allowed to have outdoor grills. And the distinction is a grill. Did I say fireplace? You said fireplace. I'm mad. But I wanted to say to Walt, I love you. Oh yeah? Yeah. Why? Well, because you're my friend of 45 years, but I realized today that I've never told you once that I love you.

When I'm on a, when I think about a queue, I tell them I love them all the time. Use, I tell them I use I tell I've never heard you I told I told you love him as recently as today What don't you know I knew you wouldn't like it It's just not like you like that's my mother talks though like you know like it's just. It's just not how. I love you more than your mother does. Yeah. It is, I know that I'm a product of a generation and was raised not to like kind of wear my emotions on my sleeve. So it is a kind of like

You're gonna get that reaction though like I'm never gonna be able to Say with any kind of like comfort or Casually, I love you guys. Yeah, yeah, I just don't know if I could do it. I feel it. Yeah, I could you can't even receive it It depends on what the what it calls for to be receiving like do you want to like like do you? Yeah, like I'm not sure Like I gave you kudi yeah because now what comes with that like is this the first step in actually trying to like you know Have intercourse because What's wrong with that? Why, I love an intercourse.

I haven't noticed that. I don't have much of a... Are you trying to break down my walls here? Yeah, but... It's tender walls. But... Sugar walls? I...

I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I...

I have a difficult time even saying it to my... to my parents. Like, as my mother just, she doles it out like it's fucking not that bad. Yeah, because then, yeah, because then it does it become noise then. She's like, she's like, I love you to the mailman and shit, you know. No, I wouldn't do that. But I am, I live off the philosophy. Philosophy, I live in the philosophy that I like to tell people that I love them.

Because, well, isn't life just better that way, like knowing how people feel? And then also, it's just like, what if, you know, they die or even worse, I die, you know what I mean? And so, so if you're telling all these people that you love them, seemingly more than your mother is telling people, that's just telling everybody you're here. How come you're telling, waiting now to tell me 54 years

or 50 years in? Because it only occurred to me because I was talking to Sal today and it only occurred to me after I got off and I was like, oh, I love you. That I'm like, you know what? I have friends that I say that too, but I never say it to what.

When did I, how do you, how do you open that door? You know, I'll tell you what, the Staten Island guy's opened it for me. Yeah. I'm of the Italians. I said Italian thing. I'm of the same Irish thing. I think Irishmen are a little bit more, a little bit more. You're kidding me? The Irish, aren't they like super emotional? Yeah, but that's usually anger and douche. Oh, yeah, yeah. But the little, I think they're a little bit more stoic aren't they? The Irish? I think they're a little bit more stoic aren't they the Irish? Yeah, they suffer. They suffer silently, right?

The Irish. That's that fucking defines me to a fucking tea. Long, suffering, well, less violent. No, because nobody's telling you they love you. I keep it in. Yeah, we got to break down the sugar walls. All right. Love you, Walt.

Oh. I don't know how to I feel. I really don't know. It's an odd odd little getting used to yeah, yeah, I mean Do you say this in front of your wife you tell you you know Yeah, she meant you meant you say these phrases and what is butt fucking next? No, she knows she knows what she knows that I say it. She's been there. Yeah, and yeah, and if I'm going on for years with with muse and cue and salya. Yeah, love you. I just come up with muse. You barely see muse. Well, when I talk to them though, like if on the phone or even in person

Whenever we whenever we part with like I love your brother. Love you, bud. Yeah. I tell him that. I tell him I love him. You guys should practice when you're sitting here. Like a brother. No, not like a brother. No. Like, oh really, but there's different levels.

We're like a brother's friend. No, like, I'm really sorry. My poor boy's brother. I don't think that, like a brother in compasses really my relationship would get him I think there be like a little caveat though after you say it don't I but that's my point like there's difference between being in love with someone I'm not saying Walt I'm in love with you Which is different that's how is it that's when the butt stuff comes? Oh?

That's like a romantic thing a physical love. But just no, it's just like if I'm if like I have like I've never been in love with a dude. I've been a little woman. No, it's that romantic fucking hearts and flowers. Should this amantate though? No, no, no, no. It's just a phrasing of language. You feel like not at all, man, not at all. You're talking about like I don't want to marry you and spend the rest of my life with you.'m not and and have well, you know I'm getting apparently now. Yeah, I will No pre-nubs

Don't want to pren up with him you got to get one no way. I don't want one Oh, so something take off I can get it. I can get it some of my fucking that fucking sugar daddy some of some of the I guess I would be I would be his sugar mama not his no wait a minute well I'm older than him so well it depends or are you having a sex change or is it yeah I would have to you would have to okay so yeah he's the he's the sugar daddy I wonder if they would you're the sugar being practical jokers if I came if I was like I'm I'm transitioning

Would they do like a season 10 with me as a woman? They would have to they would have to because if they canceled it just because you're transitioning it would be over for true really Oh, can you imagine the press you make a decision a life decision something that yeah That is I'm not level of... It wouldn't work. I'll tell you why it wouldn't work. Because the guys would have to be able to make fun of me.

Right. And they wouldn't be able to make fun of me. And that would be death to the show. What would you change your name to? Would it be like, like, like Brianna? Yeah, Brianna. Yeah. Or what if like, you transition and you just,

you're like a total slut. I mean, that's what I do. I'm not gonna do, a total slut I mean, I'm an aunt to them. Like salad love you In a butt fucking way Yeah, yeah, the show wouldn't work the show wouldn't work I Wondered you know we're going on this trip in June Squash is mostly for WAPA, you could weigh in, of

course. Thank you. If we come to a stop, right, you know, hotel for the night, Mary-Pen is not with me anymore. Marishi. Well, I tell you that she, I tell you that we got into a fight at a rest stop and she left with a trucker. Am I believed? I absolutely. You believe me? Yeah, absolutely. I could see that happening, I could see that happening like, like even in Mom with County.

Like I could see that happening. We're not even out of the county yet. We can't believe that bitch. You can see that in like a half hour into the ride. You didn't even get out of jerseys and she's already. Yeah, that would have been like, with the last one, definitely. In fact, there were times when like, we lived in Vegas and we had to go from Vegas to California. And I'm like, it's a big desert. It's a real big desert.

So it's not enough to leave earth like. Yeah, I think we would definitely believe you. Why would we not believe you? I don't know. Maybe if I was acting cagey and shit like how should I know? Well, I find it odd that you still went on the trip Well, it's a mid trip. We're like, you know, we're somewhere. We're in fucking Kansas or something Right, but she got into a truck. I I don't I would never I wouldn't my first love would have been like you You killed her in burrito I know you want to do that, but I would I would, my first love would have been like, you killed her in buried room. I know you would have to do that,

but I would be like, you're not that upset. Like, I'm sorry, do you not care enough that you're just still gonna go to the Grand Canyon? Well, I mean, I'm halfway there. Yeah, but I would, she made a decision as an adult. That you're that cool about it. Well, I don't think I'd be that cool about it,

but at that point, it's like, um, that deep into the trip. Just keep going. You know, maybe frag 5 and Mrs. 5 will invite me in. Oh. Right? Oh, shit. I love you, frag 5. At least let me like videotape some other love me.

Yeah, do you think I think, don't forget that I don't get that, that's what I'm saying. No, I don't get that vibe either, but maybe if I was bereft, like, I can't believe she left me. I don't know. I also thought that as I get older, like we've talked about this before, like me dying before she does. And today I was like, can you imagine if like, she has to help me find a nursing home? Like she can't handle me anymore?

What do you do? What do you like, batting? You got wet brain? You just, I don't have wet brain, but maybe it's like I'm just like broken down and shit. So it's like hard for me. Like she can't lift me and shit. Oh, but mentally you're still there.

Mentally I'm pretty much still there, but like, you come with me, I'm not putting you in my home. Absolutely, you out of your mind? I imagine her and her boyfriend. I've got my you Absolutely you out of your mind. I imagine her You could do water Oviqs and my pool I thought just to get her back for something like that preemptively what I'm gonna do is like every six months I'll make a series of increasingly frantic videos where I'm like she's trying to kill me.

If you see this, if you get this video after I'm dead, you have to look closely at her because she's trying to kill me. Like so. But like if I do it now and then I don't die for another 10 years, nobody will believe it. So that's why I have to constantly update it. Yeah. What's the end goal here?

Just to make life hard for her after I die even though you she didn't kill you she didn't kill me now okay now but I just I just I hate the idea that you can have this whole second life after I'm gone why you had a whole second life before she showed up so. Well, she's not much of a life now. Why is she so accustomed to life? I did think that I was like, if that were the case, if it's like, look, you're way too much to handle, you gotta go to a nursing home.

I think that's when I'd be like, I'm gonna bust out the gun. Assuming there was no pool boy to lift me in and out. No, dude, you're always gonna have a pool boy to lift you up. If she came home with a poison flesh and blood tattoo right what's your reaction? I would be floored for what like I've never heard you listen to poison. I didn't know you like poison I know you have this phobia of needles like there's a whole host of things that go into me wondering what the fuck But if she came home with that tattoo, I would have to look for other odd behavior.

Oh yeah. Yeah, because I'm like this is fucking, this is off the reservation, this kind of thing. So I need to, I need to keep a closer eye on what she's up to. I can't believe you guys hate fucking poison, flesh and blood so much. Which is the song that came off that album? What's that? closer I watch you's up to I can't believe you guys hate fucking poison flesh and blood so much Which the song that came off that album. What's that? What's the big single that came off? Hold on a read you the whole the whole track list my friends Get ready for a list of American classics was poison the band you sung with At the bar because Brett Michaels. Yeah

Yeah, we go you ready for this All right. Tell me if you know any of these songs, Walter. Okay. Unskini Bob. Fuck yes. Is that about masturbating? Something to believe in?

Is that about masturbating? Yeah. Right, the wind. Don't know that one. Life goes on. No that one. Oh, I know. Doesn't that the Beatles?

Was that a cover of that song? Oh, I don't think so That'd be surprising. No And sacrifice with just a hit soft that album I don't even unskitty Bob was a warrant no I kid those guys confused warrant and point the winds of fucking weapons song too I. I just think it's a good album. I just think maybe some tattoos she'd come back from. Now are you willing to lead the charge?

Well, I already have a Superman tattoo. So what am I doing here? You know what I mean? What do you mean you can't get on the other arm? I have a bunch of logos and stuff on my eyes. I have a mask on. You're sponsored by boys and girls. Yeah, I can't really. But I would get a poison flesh and blood tattoo.

Maybe I'll like my back shoulder. Yeah. I think most people would be like, I have no idea what that means. And I feel like they're not the most, and this is wrong, especially coming from where you guys are now, like where you guys are not professing love to each other on such a regular basis. And you and you. And they're not the most masculine of metal bands to get a tattoo of. So you are going to be looked at with a little bit more thoroughness of, you know, you know.

Well, thank God he's not a woman though, like trash. You're not the most masculine. I guarantee if you take every store on the block that they bang in and everybody. I know. Together. But it didn't fuck as many people as Brett Michaels Absolutely, there is no doubt about it. What are your metrics?

Just about like you know Like it was not metal hard ass like you want to be you want to be like the jit like you know Maybe get a Metallica or Slayer tattoo. Yeah, you know venom black metal something that is a cross. Yeah. Yeah, not a heart that says what is it say unskitty? Blood, blood, blood, blood. It's the poison blood. It's the track list. Yeah, those are the kind of tattoo that will get you a little bit more. You'll still get them. You'll still get the honey's yeah with the tattoo A little bit more you'll still get the you'll still get the honey's yeah with the tattoo Yeah, and but you also get okay. You also get the respect of the dudes in the room with You might not get as he is easily with the poison tattoo. Yeah, but what am I looking for in life here? Don't you want a little bit of everything right? I mean, I don't I don't know

I mean I think there's a subset of dudes out there like me who would be like is that a fucking poison Fleshing blood tattoo and I'm like gag out last week That's way more stunning than if they had gotten it in the 80s. Yeah, I think it's I think it's a fucking hell of a statement Maybe I should do it. I guess I don't know You may want to think about that Beyond the three of us fucking talking about that. Yeah, beyond the three of us talking about it. All right, that's only because I was driving up here listening to the hair metal station on Sirius and like when the song comes up they have the album cover.

All right. It was the tattoo and I was like... So is that your favorite hair metal band? Poison? Yeah. I mean they're up there. Motley crew, hair metal? I like poison more than Motley crew.

Really? Yeah, I like poison more than more. Oh man, yeah. Hair metal I like poison more than more than more than my like really yeah, I like poison one more man Yeah, I think that my the greatest hair metal album ever is Shout out to devil is that hair metal would you say? I mean? I know they have their wear and makeup and they got fucking giant hair But it is it's a rock and elbow. It's a great album You know and you don't have to ever like dude you can get shout out the devil. Yeah, yeah, we fucking more legit

Yeah, um was more legit. Yeah Was a slippery one what was it saying Spongebob It is that tattoo by his butthole But you can get the pentagram and be and still say to crew or something underneath it Yeah, but I wouldn't be being true to myself. Yeah, I get it. I don't know. Some of these hair metal bands, like,

I don't really care for C.C. DeVille's guitar playing, but then you get like, like, Nino Bettincourt, I think he was in White Lyon, or like, Rev Beach, who I think was in a Winger, or something like that. As he thrown out names, you're just like, I'veinger or something. You just, now, as he thrown out names, that you're just like, I've heard these names. I just, a tar, you just, it hits.

No, no, no, I'm not, I, I've, I know those names. So you're legit, like big, big fan of hair metal. Uh, I'm a, I'm a healthy enough that I listened to station, but I wouldn't say like, wait, what? I won't be able to do it too constantly on the way back from Chicago that time. What was the album? Oh, wasn't it fucking, wait, what album was this to constantly on the way back from Chicago that time? What was the album? Oh, wasn't it fucking, uh, it wasn't.

Jimmy, Jimmy, that was a different time. That was fucking five o'clock somewhere. That's true. Yeah, really was. He's cake in a fucking, oh, cheeseburger enough. She's better paradise. Yeah. Man.

But some of these guitarists like I looked them up now, and I'm like, they're fucking amazing, but they were kind of like, I didn't recognize it at the time because I didn't like hair metal. Well, that's what I've always heard, like that those albums are technically really hard to play. Some of them, right? Yeah, I don't think poison really is. Like, I don't think CC DeVille is like up on that.

Did you also like warrant? Because they were like, they were like poison light. That was never really into Warren. I mean, you felt like they were just kind of like copping off like riding the poison co-tales. No, I just think that I, you know, I mean, look, I'm not even saying that I'm the biggest poison fan in the world. I mean, just because I have the tattoo.

The biggest one in the room. But for sure. I don't know about that. Put it on. Oh, really? Yeah. I, uh, yeah. Yeah, I mean, you know? I don't know about that, but I really do. But, uh, yeah, I, uh, yeah, I mean, you know, I, I don't know. Who are some of your other favorite hair, hair, metal bands? Um, Wasp.

Well, wasp, uh, fast, fast, pussycat, would you say is hair metal? Okay, LA guns. LA guns. So yeah, I listen to a bunch of LA guns. My bad, his name is Nudo, not Nino. Uh, froms. L.A. Guns, so yeah, I listen to a bunch of L.A. Guns. My bad, his name is Nudo, not Nino. From the Boston Rock Band Extreme. Guns and roses. Were they always hair metal?

Like they got out of hair metal. Did they win? I mean, they lost all that makeup shit pretty early on. So you wouldn't consider it, they're not on the hair. Well, maybe that's glam metal. I would say they're more glam, I mean, because if you look at Apat look at appetite for destruction like there's a lot of like scarves and shit like that Yeah, but I think that was just the error right like they I thought they they by the time you used your illusion came along They weren't fucking anymore

Yeah, you never lost the hat Slash flash never lost the hat and still I've never seen a rock star wear a hat like that like not like that but like wear it so well about right Yeah, he's awesome rat. No, you know like rat. I've listened to rat. I don't own a rat album You got to get the best of the greatest hits a rat. Yeah, that's a that's like Old school rock mixed in with Right right yeah, yeah, what about? school rock mixed in with right right yeah yeah what about um but Cinderella

Cinderella again like I've listened to but I always found them a little too corny for me they're very soft that's good but I'm not gonna get it yeah right but God is talking about getting a place in that tube Cinderella's too corny yeah yeah who is the corneas then? Oh my God, the white lion was corneas. What lion was real? Cinderella was corny. All right, they're saying, oh, Steel Panther is still playing out there now,

but Steel Panther is kind of like, they were, yeah, they were a product of decades later of just mocking the genre. Yeah, mocking, but they do it well, man. I've seen them play a book. Yeah, what to see with them? Yeah, while they're saying it came out of, like they do it well, man. I've seen him play a book. Yeah, we went to see them at the time. Yeah, time in LA. While they're saying it came out of like,

now I'm looking at it. All right, Poison Skid Row. You dig Skid Row? I've listened to Skid Row. Motley crew, the saying, Rat Quiet Riot is considered glimmental. Yeah, and it kind of weren't my scarron shit. A little bit.

I never liked the Quiet Riot song. I know there's not one song I ever liked. Well, any of their hits are just remakes. Yeah. All right, so they're including covers. I like to quiet right song. I don't there's not one song I ever liked well any of their hits are just remakes. Yeah All right, so there's they're including covers twisted sister. Yeah, I like a couple twist Sisters songs before before I'm not gonna take it That's funny. Yeah, okay Striper who I never got into I know they have one of two good songs, but I never got into striper banjo be their counting is glass

I know they have one or two good songs, but I never got a destroyer. But banjo be their counting as glass. Oh, yeah, definitely hair metal, right? Well, they've seen glam. I guess they're putting glam and hair together. Well, I mean, look, if banjo is hair metal, then you got to cover me a hair metal guy because it's fucking banjo, man. Please, glory. Oh, yeah.

Get him going. No, there's a fucking lump on his wrist over here. Dockin, poison, skid row, sinterella and more. Dockin's disappointing because Dockin wasn't hair metal in the beginning, but then once hair metal took off and they saw how popular it was, they started putting on makeup and shit in the back of their scarves. Yeah, they got real poor. It was a considered hair metal for a while.

Yeah. They put on, they went all, and what's it called, Androgynous? Androgynous. Yeah. Do you ever go on and go on Droginus? Yeah, I don't think I can pull it off. My brother Eric tried that when he was in college. I remember he used to wear berets in his hair.

I'm like, what's your fucking deal? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I don't know. Yeah, but all right, I just wanted to get your opinion on the poison tattoo. I have this, I'll go ahead. No, I have something we're talking about. What you just said to your brother would be considered toxic masculinity. And I had found this article and I wanted to see if you guys have ever been the subject of toxic masculinity because I know for a fact that not all that one of the things said on here one of these examples you part token. Is that the part?

Yeah, maybe part taken. Part taken, but I mean, I'm just going to say off the bat like I'm like what they call toxic masculinity. I don't I don't cry. I the bat, like I'm like what they call toxic masculinity. I don't cry. I don't agree with the definition of toxic masculinity. Well, I mean, some of these things, so I know I have been guilty of,

but this doesn't mean it's bad. Yeah, but it's stupid though. Stupid isn't bad. Stupid isn't as stupid as it said. Have you guys ever been made fun of for wearing safety gear. I know I made fun of get him for wearing safety gear. But he wears it in situations that are not appropriate. It's like every day wear for a fucking safety function. No, I actually I think people should wear safety gear. Yeah, I have to I have to apologize to get him right here and

right now. I want to apologize to get him for making fun of him for wearing his safety gear What gear what can we put this in context? What gear were you wearing? Just like a vest when we were making we're shooting a video Oh, he wore like a like a vest to stand out. Any wore boots and shit So you talk to you to end and shit. And now I'm doing it. So you're toxic, TN them? Yeah, I maintained that it was not manly for him to do that. And you should risk getting hurt. And they're saying that's toxic because it might cause him to take it off.

And yeah, because it's not cool, and it's absolutely dumb to make fun of somebody for being sure for taking precautions I would argue if I may and this and I'm a self-professed fan of safety and stuff like that that the real toxic masculinity is him in this situation for not being able to handle your own soul. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, right? But you know, he didn't write this article though. I just saw the article and it made me like, it just smacked me in the face and I was like, holy shit, I'm a jerk off. You're toxic.

Yeah, I'm toxic. Have you ever made fun of somebody for wearing a seatbelt? I don't think I've ever done that though. I can safely say, I've never said that. So another safety restraint. Yeah. But Brian safety restraint. Yeah. But Brian. Uh-oh. Unfortunately, dude, you I'm toxic. You absolutely for years whenever this person was brought up you brought this up

wearing purple. Oh purple. Oh, the name's safe. Steve, the original Steve page who owned, you know, the stash before it became the stash. Brian would always tease him for wearing purple. I wear purple because he would wear like purple sweats and a purple shirt. Oh, he's like a purple man. Yeah, I've never seen you in purple though. I want purple. Really? Yeah, you just have a notice top or bottom both I have purple pants you in purple though. I want purple really. Yeah, you just have a notice top or bottom both I have purple pants at the same time. No, not

Not at the same time I have I have a purple pair of like Slacks that I've worn from time to time. I've purple sneakers. I cannot believe it's so specific Like if you make somebody for work Well, there it is I have, I am happy, but I can honestly say, I've never made fun of anybody for wearing purple. Just this never happened and I'm kind of relieved

that I wasn't checking off all the boxes on this article. So at least I can say I didn't make fun of somebody from wearing a seat belt or for wearing purple. Now, this is male or female. You make fun of male or female for wearing purple or just other males. I think it's when you make fun of other males. Okay, because the number of guys or girls

that I've made fun of for like without them knowing, you know, I'll see somebody in purple and usually they're like hyper obese. What? The grimace? Yeah. Oh, God. Right to the grimace.

Oh, yeah. I'm just like, why would you do that? It's hard to believe that. It's the grimace thing. Yeah. You shouldn't be bringing that up. You should just have fallen on the sword immediately when he said, yeah, you know what,

I was wrong to make fun of, from two of the Steve Dave, not now bring up the fact that you made up the shits. That's worse. Yeah. I'm just like, I can't believe that knowing that the comparison is gonna be made, I don't really care for the color purple, but if you've even if I loved it,

there's gonna be some asshole that they're gonna come across that's gonna be like, hey, we're out there. We're out there, we're out there, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, we're out there, we're out there, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, it's gonna be like, we're out there. We're out there, we're out there. We're out there, we're out there. We're out there, we're out there. We're out there, we're out there. We're out there, we're out there. We're out there, we're out there. We're out there, we're out there.

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My friends have made fun of me. Really? Talks are bastards. Jokers, I mean, I fucking wore, I wear shit for you guys to make fun of. What the fuck with the skeletons were all about? I like to give you guys shit. But when we weren't fucking putting our toxic masculinity

on display, you got mad at us. Like you were like, you were annoyed at us for not making fun of your skeletons. As I recall. Yeah, I went through all the trouble. Yeah, I think I went through a lot of trouble. Like you're like, you're almost like you're looking for us to be toxic.

I am, because that's not toxic. It's just boys being boys. I don't want my friends to fuck. You dropped the occasion, I love you, bud, but it's like, yeah, I don't want my friends to. That's kind of toxic to me though, telling me you love me though, because there's actually

feel uncomfortable. Is it in the article? I have always said that if you walk into the firehouse and people aren't calling you an asshole within fucking five minutes, it means that they don't like you or you've done something wrong. It's just a way guys speak. I don't understand what is toxic masculinity thing comes in where people are like, you can't speak to people that way.

I'm like, but I want people to speak to me that way. They're my friends. They're supposed to be able to fucking rip on me. I feel, I mean, maybe you lose a dimension of the friendship if they don't. It's insane to me that my friends would not make fun of me. It's fucking bonkers to me that that it would be labeled toxic I think it's just because you because you're so accustomed to it then now that you equate it with love and

So you're always so you're always like that's how you That's how you feel it. That's how you and that's why you enjoy it so much So why does that got a bit of toxic? Yeah, but I everybody's built like that But but then say that don't say it's toxic, you can't make fun of purple. Like, I want you to make fun of purple. Yeah, but there's dudes out there who are gonna want wear purple and not have to have their friends

like, that's fine, so that's an important distinction. Like to me, toxic is like, it's bad for everyone. But it's like, it's not bad for everyone. It's not, I'm sorry. So don't put your fucking label on my, my relations dynamics with my friends. Right. Everybody in this, in this little circle agrees.

Yeah. That if you're gonna wear purple, you're gonna make a big phone call. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Right, it's like it's like I didn't ask you to fucking put a label on how I fucking interact with my friends and stuff like that So don't do it you know I know really do now sad it would make me have my friends like wholesale just stopped making fun of me I would I would hate you wouldn't even know how to talk to us like it's nuts and there's nothing toxic about it It's only one out of three. I'm toxic. What about I know you're the next one I know you are you would make fun of somebody for looking up to a non-male athlete.

No, that's not true. I want to say that's true. Just keep orders. Yeah, keep orders for sure. I'm not. No. No, you'll come on, man. If I was fucking rocking like,

Oh, a guy is looking up. Yeah, like instead of wearing a Brady Jersey. Like a WNBA thing? Yeah, I'm wearing, I don't even know who it is like a WNBA thing. Yeah, I'm wearing I don't even know who You and you're like what's that Jersey and I was like oh, it's such and such. She's the she's the goat Just the bomb. Yeah, like Serena Williams like you got into tennis. Okay. Yeah, she's the goat of tennis right you wouldn't be like I'm like aren't there any male goats you wouldn't be like. I'm like, aren't there any male goats? That's got your balls.

You know, goat got castrated. We're talking about it here. I don't see you making fun of people for that. No, it's like if a female, like as I have, I had a girlfriend who was, she was very into sports and shit and she looked up to different female athletes. I never thought to make fun of her for it.

But if like Walt was like super into, I would just assume that there was a homosexual attraction. You would definitely, there's no doubt about it that you couldn't hold your tongue never thought to make fun of her for it. But if like Walt was like super into, I would just assume that there was a homosexual attraction. You would definitely, there's no doubt about it that you couldn't hold your tongue if all of a sudden as I was into some female athlete as much as I was into Tom Brady.

Oh definitely, yeah. Yeah, I think you'd probably get in trouble too. What? Ah! Ah! All right, this one I've definitely been a victim of, not by you guys, though. Okay. Not caring about cars.

I've had my fucking manhood questioned for not giving a fuck about cars. Before the mics went on, we just, we was proclaiming that he's never driven his car through a car wash. He's never had a cup wash ever. And any car ever. Ever. I've never taken my own car through a car wash. I've had to sit through a car wash with my wife having,

you know, wanting to go through the car wash. But I feel the same worth washing. Who gives a fuck? But you like, you have such little interest in cars that you don't even care like mechanically. If you hear a sound, you'll just turn the radio so you don't got a fucking do with it. Yeah, definitely. Yeah, and usually the sounds go away They go away the cars fine and you know, I'm not like get him over reacting about like he hears a little fucking like thing

And he's just he's like Distraught is like he's on a suicide watch He thinks that his car needs to go into the fucking shop And he and he's getting taken left and right because every time he's on a suicide watch. He thinks that his car needs to go into the fucking shop. And he's getting taken left and right. Because every time he's fucker brings in, it brings his car in. They find something of course.

Their waxing is undercarriage. Oh, I'm kind of stuff. So have you ever, now you're into cars, though? No, I'm not. I like, no, I'm not into cars. I like cars. Yeah, but you definitely know models and you really know. You had that old car and you got it, yeah, the crown vick.

Yeah. Yeah, but that's, I mean, I want a crown vick, I want a DeLorean one day. And I like my Wrangler, but I'm not really into car. I'm like a Bugatti, I see him, I'm not like, oh my God, I got it, I always like that a fuck. Never attended a car show. We attended a motorcycle show.

They went to a motorcycle show, but... I was over the weekend, I went to Friendly's and there was a car show going on in the park on the lot. My wife said, you want to walk you to the car show? And I was just like, nah, there'll just be some asshole that'll make fun of me because I'm not into it. Because I'm wearing purple. And finally, we got this last one. But who is the victim in these things?

Yeah, like, when they said toxic masculinity, I thought for sure it would like affect women. That's in a negative way. Actually, there's more. Oh, there's more. Yeah. But so far, everything I've heard is like, who cares? I feel like I'm not toxic enough. I'm like, I'm totally wrong. When I've been around a different circle of friends, or not even friends, just being out and about with people associates, and they're talking about cars, and they're like, what about you,

pussy? On a car you like, and I'm like, I don't know what to say because I don't have a fucking, it doesn't roll up the tip of my tongue. What's up sugar walls? Well you should have a go to. I know, I like it trans-am. Like Porsche 911, say it's a thing. It's a trans-am still thing, I don't even know if they still make them. I don't know if they still make them. Remember that was the thing.

You could say Corvette, Corvette's are really nice. And they're like what model? And then they, and then a denim fucking toast. You think a hard attack. But you, but you can hit. The fuck did I just do? Was that me? I think so.

Yeah. I have a watch going crazy. But I can handle. But like you, like all joking aside, If you really hang out with group of guys Like what call you drive pussy? Like you don't even handle that. No, no I like remember I used to call cars like you I call that car. Remember we were little Yeah, you call that car. You're all in a street and a car a nice car drives by and you call it I never had that's my car and then like and then nobody else can call it you never did that as like as a teen

Yeah, oh that was a, as a team. Yeah. Oh, that was a fuck. That was one of the things we did in Highlands, constantly, right? Yeah, it was a whole big thing. I got, I never called a car. And then I got called, all it called out. Really?

Yeah, for it being, you know. Yeah, but how much did that hurt you? Limpers, but I did. And then people were like, like, were, were, were always wondering why was not calling cars. And then I had to like, I couldn't fake it though like like were just were always wondering why was not calling cars And then I had to like I couldn't fake it though. It was just it was wouldn't the answer to be turned around be like look It's you assholes calling cars with that phone get your broke ass to do a job and buy the car So why that's what I'm saying like it's only talking if you can't fucking take your friends ripping on you. You guys are strong.

Between dudes. I think you made a good point about like, you know, what you should be applying the same rules to women, I guess. I think you're a stronger personality, though. You can handle that. Like there's people though that can't. I'm one of them. Like here's the next one.

Being expected to drink a lot. Yeah. I can't even, you know, that is a real like- Like, 12? Yeah, I just like people who do that. Like when you're, you'll think, have another drink, come on, have another drink. It's like, what the fuck? It sounds like bullshit.

Who's fucking saying? I know, yeah, what, where is this article from? This is a true article. I know, I can see it, but- Yeah, but like being like- But I identify with a lot of these things. Either I was committing them or I was being victimized. I'm just saying, I don't want a fucking drip broke it off my back

You're a strong Self-centered, you know you You're centered like you know yourself and you're completely happy with yourself Sure in your comfortable and you're on top of yeah a lot of us aren't though So we put up these facades and we put up these like These fake projections and then when then when those projections are poked with the whole yeah It all comes tumbling down and we're and and we're in you know, we're very sensitive about it right, but so So what's the answer here that think?

Before you say so it's on other people Why why is this exclusive to males like are we saying that women don't do any of this shit? Women aren't like, hey, have another drink. Hey, why are you wearing purple? Hey, fucking, what's with the safety equipment? I don't know. I have to think that this isn't the safety. I don't think girls don't like attack other girls

where the color clothes they wear. Do they? Girls are vicious. I know they do. But not about the color. I think it's more about Girls are vicious. I know they do me. But not about the color. I think it's more about the tightness. You know, oh, look at that.

They're wearing, they've got the cleavage all hanging out. They're accentuating that butt too much. You know? I don't know. I say it makes fun of me all the time, right? Don't you? You rip on me at fair amount. Like you've always fit in without an issue.

Is color a thing that girls look at and judge each other for now you say now I would but I would be shocked if if the color of someone's wardrobe was a go-to for girls You know how you know how wearing purple is corny because it's in the goddamn article That's how you know that's how big of a problem is it say that's that's how you know wearing purple is corny because it's in the goddamn article. That's how you know. That's how big of a problem. What is it? Say that. That's how you know wearing purple is corny because it's corny enough to bring up in a fucking article. I disagree. I think purple's cool, man. Do you want to hear another one? Look, look what I'm doing. Look at you. You're calling purple, fucking lame, and I'm just being like, I fucking disagree. Notice how there was no hurt feelings. He doesn't like purple, so I wasn't like, oh no,

let me throw out my purple. I was simply like, you know what I'm like, I'm like, I'm shaking my fist. I fucking disagree, I like purple. And not everybody just confident as you though. It's a point of all. You have to understand that just the people are like, are like searching for the kind of confidence

and bravado of applying to be able to wear. And for sure it's, it's not like, so we should all lower our fucking, searching for the kind of confidence and bravadoies in a bunch about fucking making fun of their clothes How about that? How about cut those bloody? That's not option. That's not option. It's not option. I may have been. I don't think it's gonna help with what's the today's Problems with met with toxic masculinity. I don't think that's just like just not refusing to fucking just deal with it That's not gonna help the close. Well, no what I'm saying is just like, just not refusing to fucking just deal with it. That's not gonna help the cause. Well, no, what I'm saying is just like if this person can't handle the purple criticism. Yes.

Then I just won't hang out with that person. And they can hang out with people who are, so you're gonna cut someone out of your life because they just don't want you to make fun of their wardrobe or tease them. Not tease them. Well, I mean, look, I'm at the age right now. I wouldn't really tease someone about that. I mean, he showed up in a fucking weird outfit. I'd be like, what's going on here immediately.

But I'm in a living, let live type of situation anyway, where I'm just like, I don't give a fuck. You want to wear purple? Purple doesn't matter to me. But I would, I think there should be a healthy level of segregation between people who can handle it and people who can't. And there's nothing wrong with that. Like, don't it? Birds of a feather. See, but yeah, I think what is so clear here is that there are some people who really love the ball busting between bros.

They love it. But there's yes, need it. And there's some of us who pretend they like it. Oh, really? You're the biggest ball buster I've ever got in my face to hide a life. Like the ultimate troll. It's like fucking, it's like Mariana Rivera

pretending you're like pitching. It's like nonsense. it's like marry on a river or pretending you're like, bitching. It's like nonsense. What are you talking about? We got one more here that really, really was, I'm gonna come out and just tell you how much disownoise me when people do this though, but being submissive, people don't dig it when you get made fun of because they do what their wife tells them to do.

Or that they... Are you not everybody though? This seems very specific to someone at this table. No, I remember the guys in my firehouse were all like fucking, you know, tough guys in the firehouse, but then wives get away. I think that's an area that like you could, like that's like a word of difference between making fun of their purple onesie. And then like really poking that bear when you're like, oh, oh, you can't do that because

your wife says that. Oh, we'll see, you can't go. Why don't you check with your wife. Yeah, you can't do that because your wife says that. Oh, well, you can't go. Why don't you check with your wife. Yeah, but you know that shit. That that just could. But everybody would say that to each other, but they would all check with their wives. That's what I'm saying.

It was all bullbusting. I think we should retire that kind of bullbusting. I've heard my feelings. Who busted your balls? Who did it? You're gonna hurt your balls. I know that, I know that, I mean, when I first met my wife, Kim and Kev,

would ride would be like, oh, you're going, oh, there's so much fucking scars, man, that are deep. You want that scars on us? You didn't hang out with us. Do you want to apologize? No, no, you know. Look, there's nothing like if you don't want your friends to rip on you and stuff like that

and you don't want that, then you should hang out with people who don't do that. Don't label that fucking relationship between dudes that do like it as something that's bad. It's not toxic, you're saying. It's not toxic. It's not. They're not understanding what's going on. What's not they're not understanding. What's going what would you define it as then? What would you call it then? It's just another way of life, man. It's just another way of life. It's like it's not like I mean, I know what they're saying. They're talking about like I guess the interaction between strangers maybe.

I think we colleagues, you know, people and friends, but maybe you're not as close as friends as you think you are that you can cross those lines and say things that are going to like really trigger you and really like really annoy you and like rattle around your head for decades. What is fun if you're the person that's I'm not gonna be able to do that. I'm not gonna be able to do that. I'm not gonna be able to do that. I'm not gonna be able to do that.

I'm not gonna be able to do that. I'm not gonna be able to do that. I'm not gonna be able to do that. I'm not gonna be able to do that. I'm not gonna be able to do that. I'm not gonna be able to do that. I'm not gonna be able to do that. I'm not gonna be able to do that.

I'm not gonna be able to do that. I like they like doing that to each other. You know, like who the fuck are these people to be like, hey, here's the rules. Yeah. That's a good point though that you bring up that you feel if someone were to say you have toxic masculinity, they're calling you an asshole. You think? But what we've mentioned so far. Yeah. I think.

I mean, you got to feel like sexual harassment. Yeah. I'm just, all right. Well, yeah, but that's not, I don't label that toxic masculinity. I just, I, yeah, to, to me, what people call toxic masculinity and the things I agree with them on, I'm just like, well, that's an asshole. Yeah.

It's just, he's an asshole. Like, he's a toxic masculinity. And the guy's a fucking douchebag. Like, stop fucking putting this label that covers everybody with it. I just can't believe that this article really should be like, things they can't pussy's upset. Oh!

See? Fucking don't ever change. You'll never fall down. God damn right. So if I come in here with a poison tattoo, you guys are just going to be septid? I got to be honest with you. Yeah. I really thought you were going to fucking reveal a poison tattoo.

And I wouldn't make fun of you because I would be like, that's what he wants to do. Oh, that's sweet man Yeah, but you wouldn't raise an eyebrow like yeah, it's what he wants to say Like why is that what he wants to do? I Thought maybe he got it maybe for the show no, no, no, no, you know, maybe Brett Michaels was a parent and that's maybe no He was on dinner party, but now I didn't get a tattoo Yeah, it'd be amazing if you did and then showed him I should get it. Mm-hmm. I should get it I want to sleep. I've always wanted to sleep my arm. Maybe I work it in there Yeah, you could like maybe hide it almost yeah What is this the record book? Yeah, it's a record book.

Yeah, it'll just our log that we discussed last week. Is that all right? Yeah, go ahead. We got to do an ad. Yeah, we should do an ad. Hold on a second. You can look through the log while he's at your fast. Oh my god, it's not even close.

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Toxic femininity. Oh, man. Well, how do we still not have a custom tell him, Steve Dave, meandies? Like, how does that not... I don't know. I don't know. You're listening to not meandies?

Yeah. We could do one. We could do one like that. Snippity snap. Snippity snap. Mm-hmm. That word. It is now. Snippity snap. We got the record book. So we got the record book. They have been diligent about it. They've been keeping it up. Get them complain. Every night. Get them complain when I first came in that Walt says he keeps better records than get them does. Do you? I believe I do.

I believe I take more pithy records than he does. He seems to not want to do the nuances a little bit. He does, and I am noticing, he, well, unless this is you, in which case I got to disagree with you. Do you write here on Wednesday, somebody just wrote General Store opens customer number one, customer number two, Walter Ries, Brian Ries. That's Gidham. Yeah, that's, that's, that's, there's one customer number two Walter rise Brian or I that's that's good

Yeah, that's that's it's it's not worth doing it. It's not even worth doing it. You need a little commentary All right, like so this is I told you what do you mean then you didn't say okay when I told you Oh, I'm going to be in the middle of the night. Okay, so 524 Monday, 65 degrees out in cloudy, 12.05, the general store opens, 13.35, customer by 6 of 7 shirts, plus a four color demons hat and flag highest recorded transaction in general stores history at a $194 Wow, now that turned my whole member last week. I was beside myself. Yeah You just have one transaction to change the all around. I'm a fucking ball of fire now, man. Oh really? Oh, yeah Yeah, everything just like I feel like um, it is still just still stuff pop up in the corner That's get them stuff. Still can't pay our rent. It's still, it's still stuff piled up in the corner. That's, that's, that's, get them stuff. Still can't pay a rent.

It's Chinese food noodles, just sitting around and fucking storing it. Now this is your store too, Q. If you, I am giving you carte blanche to tell him to clean that shit up. This is your stuff? I just, Chinese food for lunch today, it's going out into the Jeep.

I thought Chinese food was banned. He can have it when I'm not here. Oh, okay. Can't this don't we have like a stored spot? It's full already. It's full already, Q. This is this is, get him. No, he's a hoarder. And I have come to fork. It's not a regular a titan even for. It doesn't matter. It's a fork. We're gonna be a fucking pitch fork. It's a fork. It doesn't matter. Now these are these are the things that have taken me years to not notice and to not even bother with anymore.

And because I know he's a hoarder, he's a pack rat. This is how he lives his life. For me to attack him would be toxic. So I allow this to go unchallenged and to just let it go because it's not a big deal. So it's toxic, the answer to toxic masculinity is anything goes. This is just suffering. I'm not suffering now.

I used that fork today, D, my Chinese food. So it's a fork that I use. Yeah, but this, this pills in here. Yeah. Those are yours. Stuffed animals. Those are yours. All right.

All right. Aspirin. Alright, ask for him. Yeah. But why does this gotta be out of customers to see? Well, if they sat down there and looked in the ass, but I usually sit there. You usually sit in my chair? Yeah. Oh, great. Why am I?

Actually, you're sitting in Bryce chair. You sit in my chair anytime, but you know why you get them? Because I love you, bro. Yeah. There you go. rice charity. You get to sit in my chair any time, but you know why you get them? Because I love you, bro. But that being said, this is kind of crazy. You're an average support complex kills just sitting around. That's what I take. Nobody wants to read that. What does that mean though? But now if I'm a customer that goes into this to the general store, it's like I'm like, they want to see shit like this. They want to see stuff. This is the kind of shit that they want.

They want it because that's Tom Steve Day. I agree. But then we need a sign. That's it's David M.S. Corner. So people know what they're looking at. Now it becomes a display. Yeah. So can you make a sign up?

I will try, yes. 525 Tuesday, 68 degrees partly cloudy. Yep, I like it. You were saying at 1215, the general store opens. I was 15 minutes late. You know, I did notice that. I don't want to say anything. You were five minutes late the day before too. That'll let me know.

No, no, no. It opens at noon for me. I've always said that. I allow you to come in at 11 because you fucking got nowhere to go. There's a need you have to be here and if you want to open the store you can But you should be eating all the Chinese food you can Between the hours of 11 and 12 when I'm not here and you know I'm not gonna be here You should just leave it laying around all you should you just kind of put a sign on it that says get them to

Keep a wall want to see now the year And they'll take a picture the urinary tract What's it called you're the tracks now what is that do support complex? What is that what is that pill do for your urinary tract? It's supposed to help flush out my system for like my kidney stones in the such as it worked so far Yeah, you feel you have a nice strong track now. Oh,, nice stream. You have a strong stream? Yeah. I'll put my stream up against your stream any day. That's like a Patreon bill. We'll put two pin-we'll put two pin-wills in the ground. We'll see you can make a move faster.

That's what we're doing here because we're going insane. That sounds the Dave General Town store. they ran out of love boats to watch Yeah, we had it we had a fucking this is a big a big day big day man 70s Vivo is turned off Vivo is a channel on Pluto that plays only 70s videos, okay? So you got I don't want to watch I will not Love Boat when Gennem is not here because that's our bonding. That's weird. That's time.

Because I like him. And, um, I'm talking to you to say that. And I don't want to like watch it and get ahead, because we're trying to watch it in a chronological order. Yeah. So I will not watch it if he's not here. I'll put on the music instead. The 70s videos.

That's very sweet of you. But now hold on one second. Are we being toxic, masculinityed by him? Because he doesn't like us telling us expressing our feelings and telling each other that we love each other? I could be. Oh, you're shaming somebody. I'm judged.

I'm judged. You could sell the word. Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah. absolutely. Right, so separate that. Right. But you're the one that's supposed to change according to you. I'm gonna change. Okay. You're gonna melt this heart. So all right, so it's 1215. I'm gonna be, uh, I'm gonna be Richard Dawson to you guys. Give us a lollipop

70's viewers turned on Brian you should know that that that was a 1216 so we'll really jumped right into 1215 1216 1226 customer number one arrives 1227 customer number two arrives 1228 customer number three arrives and customer number two arrives. 1228 customer number three arrives, exclamation point, a virtual stampede of customer's exclamation point. They're all, they're all not together. Like none of them were, it was all by chance

that they all showed up at the same time. Oh, it's awesome. And it was fucking awesome. It really was. That's nice. Unfortunately, you know, they all left by 1230 and it was from 1230 to closing. There was nobody else.

There was no other customers. Well, hold on. That's 1555. Yeah. That's about 5555, right? 355. Sorry, you're right. Sorry.

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Oh, okay. And we got our very first review on Monday that came to me via an email. And like I said, it was the perfect pick me up, man. Do you know the person who said it? I said, it was the perfect pick me up, man. Do you know the person who said it? I don't know the person. Actually, yeah, I didn't get the,

it doesn't even tell you who sent it. Oh, man. You fret? Oh, it was from Adam Carpon. A dude. Telling you he loves you. Loves the store. Who says there's a new one at the top?

Uh, no. I don't think so. Hey, Adam, could you give me a favor and go on untapped and rate R&H beer with the same thing you did, Vim and Vigor that you did, because I can really use it. Wow. All right, so that's not in the store closed at 1630. So we had three customers all day. Yeah.

Okay. All right. Which I would kill for every day. Sure. You know, that would be- Of our rent? Yeah, oh, yeah right, which I would which I would kill for every day sure You know that would be a rent. Yeah. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Yeah, I think we covered it this month even though it has been slow But to say the least we're still we're still covering it though, which is all we really wanted to do so yeah Who cares about profit as long as we can make a profits in other areas? We did not expect a store to be a profit making.

You're right about that. Endeavor. I'm surprised that there's many people come. So I have the truth. Yeah. I wouldn't have thought that. Yeah, there's been a lot of people, especially now in the summer,

people are taking road trips like we're going to. And so people are stopping in. When are you going to be the Grand Canyon? We are leaving in June and we will return probably July 4th. July 4th. But you don't know when you're going to be the Grand Canyon? We are leaving in June and we will return probably July 4th. July 4th. But you don't know when you're gonna be the Grand Canyon. Because we're gonna fly out. We'll pop out.

Yeah, we'll give you our estimated time of arrival, I guess before we leave, but hopefully we can keep up. Okay. Queue's toward the canyon by himself. That's just a lot of fun. It's dark. I'm still in at all this costume That's great. I had one more thing though unless we have another ad. Nope. That's it. Just one ad just one ad this week Did you hear about

To be to hear about China? I mean they are in the news lately. They are. What specifically would you say? This is really fucked up. They have banned Dr. Hu in China because of the government's anti-time travel stance. Wait, see what I got, I'm sorry. Dr Hu has been banned in China due to the Chinese government's anti-time travel stance,

which makes you go to what? What's the first thing you think of when you hear that China is banning time travel entertainment? That China has banned the last possible thing they can. Oh, I think they have a time machine. Oh, yes. You think they have a time machine? You'll be machine? Yeah, you got your fucking pulse on the phone. Yeah. I think China's got a time or they're close. Oh, yeah.

And they don't want anybody talking about it. Absolutely. Fuck, we're all fucked. Wait, so you're not allowed to talk about Dr. Who? They're not allowed to watch. They're not allowed to watch and entertainment that has a time travel in it. But why would that? Like, even if they allowed Dr. Who, why would that lead people to believe that China had a time travel device? Because you'll start to see in the entertainment, you'll start to see anomalies and things that you're like,

well, wait a second, I think that we have been victimized by our government. Oh, fucking shit. I'm not saying they do. I'm not saying they do this anyway at all probably. They probably are great and I'm not the great, great, great, great human rights. But hopefully if they are on the cusp of mastering time, they'll go back and fucking fix all the fucking shit they fucked up.

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You saw John Cena's second deck. Do you see this? I saw that. Oh. That may be toxic, you phrase that. No. You'll lay your phrase that could be considered toxic. Suck in China's deck.

Yeah, really? It could be. Well, did you hear what happened? I did. He described Taiwan as a country. And instantly he did a video in Mandarin apologizing. He's like talking in Mandarin apologizing, saying that China is great. How much money is on the line for him to do that? Everything.

How much money do you really think is on the line if he doesn't do that? Well, it has to be not for him. Sacks and sacks and sacks for the studio, right? Yeah. Yeah, he didn't make thatacks for the studio, right? Yeah. Yeah, he didn't make that video. The studio was like, make the fucking video at all. But if he doesn't, it's gonna cost him ton of money, right? He's not gonna cast the movies because they hit him in China, right?

Tell him, Steve, they will never buckle. Well, you know, I'll wait for it. Well, if I don't, let's not, let's not. I don't want to plan any flags on the issue. Okay, can we say Taiwan is a fucking country that we love? I don't want to play any flanks on the issue. Can we say Taiwan is a fucking country that we love? Yeah, we can.

I'm happy to say that. Well, then, you... Or to sit by quietly while you say it. Ah! Tell them to eat that! Hey, just a quick announcement before we sign off. This announcement is for the $60 and $100 tier-ants for the month of June. Now June begins the new cycle, which means new gifts.

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