Tell Em Steve-Dave - #482: In praise of a bear girl

Episode Date: June 7, 2021

Man-eating birds, skin cancer, overthinking, and Hitlearning.

I don't know. It's an indictment on science, so I don't give a fuck. I hit learn something. That semen becomes weak. Cross-eyed. Yeah. And just kind of like they bump into each other like like three stuages. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tellum Steve Dave. I'm here with my friend Walt and my other friend Q. Hello. What's up boys? How's it going today? You're going to be very sad to hear this. Screen rant. you've heard a screen rant before, Q.

It's a website, right? Yeah. They say Batman is a billionaire aristocrat who beats up poor people. And then screen rant says he's not wrong. This is a writer who says, it says writer, my buddy, E. Rock sent this to me. So I don't know who the writer is exactly. But this is old, but we've been hearing this. This has been a common criticism of Batman who people who can't read a comic book and

just look, the reason he's a billionaire is so he could pay for all the fucking planes. That's it. It's a device. It's just so he is. It's just a matter so they can have him have any device and not have to explain where he got it. So feasibility. That's it. There's no need to dig into it anymore than that. Like, this is fucking how about just enjoying the like, I'll never understand people that are like, well, I'm going to pick up this comic book, but I'd rather know all about the fucking social political fucking money issues of Batman as opposed to just like, Oh, check these ability. So we got a four to plane check. Now, let me see him dress like a bat and fight money issues of Batman as opposed to just like, oh check he's a billionaire so we can afford a plane check. Now let me see him dress like a bat and fight the fucking penguin. Like that's, that's it man.

Hey but the comment though that he only beats up poor people that's not really accurate. I mean he, I mean if you pick up any issue he's beating up like the Joker, the penguin, the riddler. They don't seem to be all that destitute. Maybe he's talking about like the Joker's gang or criminals in the gangs and stuff like that, but those are fucking scumbags who chose to work for Supervillain. So who gives a shit out? I don't care how much money they make, they suck.

He doesn't go after normal criminals, right? Like he would if he was on patrol and he saw some crime going on. I don't think he would turn a blind eye. Or, but for the most part you don't really see that in comics. It's more like these big layered storylines of time travel and alternate Batman. You know that it's not the imaginary man has imaginary money. Don't you get it? What? Any beat up imaginary poor people. But aren't all superheroes?

Can't they be accused of this though? Well, you can make the argument that Superman's so overpowered over everybody that he's kind of punching down or a bully. Just because he's so bad. That's why you like just shut, would you guys shut the fuck up and stop talking about this stuff? Like there are people who like, I mean, they said it in the, in the, in the, man movie,

some men just wanna watch the world burn, but some women too. Okay. They just wanna burn everything to the ground, any institution, anything that anybody likes, there's something wrong with it. I mean, they're going after Ellie Kemper for Christ's sake.

Yeah, but they're not Kemper. They're not gonna take down Batman. That's just some dude who's like, what is the point of writing that I don't know, but like that's not gonna catch fire. People have been saying it for years. And Batman's broken the comic books currently anyway. He always he he's destitute. Yeah, he lost all his money. Joker stole a hundred like a hundred nine billion dollars from him. And then and then Lucius Fox has it now. And

for whatever reason. How did that happen? How was he able to steal that much money just like a online kind of deal. You know what? It was actually a fairly intricate thing that they built into the books over the course of like a month. I'm not saying it was like great, but they didn't make it. I think he hired somebody to do it. Any tricked catwoman into lying about something. What's about his signs, the paperwork, and just then loses the billions or does he actually

go into like a break into a vault and steal a billion dollars. I think, yeah, I don't think he goes into a vault and steers it's all digital, but either way, Walt, I would say to you the same thing I'm saying every other people, I just don't think about it so much, dude. The joke is to all this money. That's it. You know, there's a pension for overthinking things you think in today's world. I think so. Yeah.

Dude, you know what? You know how I know that's true because I overthink things. Even I'm like, should I say this? Should I keep this in the show? And you're maintaining that you didn't have that you weren't overthinking things in the past. No, no way. You didn't overthink things. I don't think so.

It doesn't appear to be right. I know. I'm not. I'm sorry. What's this pill? Let me take it. I just, yeah, I'm not I'm not I'm sorry. What's this pill? Let me take it. I just yeah, I'm not sure like I don't know if you're like you were a victim of overthinking. I mean I overthink everything. Yeah, I believe you're like that. I over I like yeah, I spent many years over thinking so many things I still do to a certain degree. If you look back and feel like, well,

I should, there was no reason to overthink that. Like, why did I spend so much time? No, no, I don't ever go back and be like, I should have stopped over thinking. I have, I mean, a couple of weeks ago, and we were down cue, remember when we were at the store, not last episode, but the previous episode. And we both wrote us sorts.

One of the things that had been bugging me was the realization that I didn't mention it on the air because I've come out of it. I kind of came out of the dark area of, like for 50 some years, I didn't let the fact that I didn't really have any kind of relationship with my dad bothering me, but like, out of the blue, it just really just like kind of like smashed me in the face.

And it took me into like two weeks of like, not being in, not being myself. Where'd you end up on that? I don't know, I just woke up one morning and I was just like, I was just like, there's really nothing I can do about it. And it kind of just went away. I do it, yeah, really, I don't know. I just woke up one morning and I was just like I just didn't I was just like there's really nothing I can do about it And they kind of just went away. I Don't you really I don't you're not talking about like oh

You're thinking about having a relationship today. You're like the relationship that never happened Yeah, yeah, like it was it was like wide like you know what was wrong with me like that kind of like pity kind of like bullshit that that We all do but like you know that kind of like what was it was a matter, but like, you know, that kind of like what was the matter of me? Why? What was what did I do wrong? Oh, bad place. Wow, I'm surprised that you felt that way because like, I mean, clearly, you're not the issue. You're awesome. I love you. Yeah.

Thank you. But you know, but like, I mean, I I think we're all we all fall victim to that at times of being like Not I don't say victim. That's too hard hard a word, but like I was really overthinking it really overthinking it and really letting it like get to me for like two weeks I don't know why don't you talk to anybody about it or I'm talking about it. Not really. Night night I had a little bit, but, I mean, there's no like, there's no like, Pep talk that's gonna bring you out of it.

There's like, there's no like, there's no salvaging that kind of, massive, decades worth. Yeah, there is, and especially, cause I don't even know if he's alive. Like, there's no going back and like, if's not alive and even if he is there's no way it would be too awkward Like you guys throwing a football Yeah, I don't know why it took 50 years though to for it to like be an issue

Wow, and then it became an issue behind that. it's behind that. That's pretty out there. Because you've never cared. No. You've never even wanted to talk about it. You're just like, yeah, fuck it. No, yeah, I don't know. I don't know what spurred it on, but then it became a little like itch. And there were a little like twitch in the back of my head.

And then it came to the like raging to the forefront. And I couldn't stop thinking about it. That's where you need therapy, right? You don't need it, you got over it. Yeah, but what if it comes back? Well, I mean, what if it never left? You're just squashing it there. Yeah, there you go.

I don't know. Well, I don't know if therapy is, because what you're talking about is a pretty to me obvious reason why eventually in your life, I don't think, well, I don't know if therapy is, because what you're talking about is a pretty to me, obvious reason why eventually in your life, I don't think anybody would be like, he fucking contemplated his relationship with his dad, so there was nothing there and he got upset about it. Well, how weird is that?

Like I think it's, like I feel that's a straight line. I think the therapy would be like, which I don't think you wanna do this work. The therapy would be, well, how to work. Yeah, that's what I mean. Like, how has that affected your relationships with every single person in your life? Well, that's what I was doing in my head. Yeah. Oh, okay, you're doing that. Yeah. I think though, as far as your children are concerned, you would

say it affected it for the better, because you're like, I don't want to be a dad like my dad. Yeah, but like you could still be like, no matter what happens though, I could still be like, well, you still like, well, I did this with the girls, and this is why I did it. And I shouldn't have did that. Like it's not this, you know,

there's always second guessing and wondering like, if I had a better relationship, would I even have a better relationship? And with everybody in my life, you know, I believe it probably did, where I never did or never allowed myself to think about it, I believe it definitely altered me and stunted me. My personality or my, me as a person though. Yeah, I mean, I, I, I think it's another fair thing to say, dude,

that like without the guiding loving hand of a father, your life turned out different than what it would have been. Yeah. If you had it for sure, but in what ways though, you got to wonder. And what ways and it's just like, but you're also a high function in successful person with a great family. So it's like, you know, you gotta keep, you can't just look at it like,

what did I lose out on? Like you might not have what you have today if that guy was around. Yeah, that's definitely, you're right. But there's also that lingering like, well, what could it have been? Why wasn't it what it should have been? I could have been twice as awesome.

Yeah, that sort of stuff, you should go to, you could go to therapy before and I would actually encourage you to do it. I just don't think that you'd want to. You sounds like it is a lot of heavy lifting, right? It is. And it's a lot of talking about yourself to a stranger. You're in very honest terms.

Yeah, but you guys do it, right? And you get, and you get, and you feel good about it, right? Afterwards, like, you feel like there's a definitely, like, it's a helpful tool. Yeah, I did it straight for 10 years, and then I've done it on and off. I'm currently off, like, seeing anybody, because, you know, the pandemic was its own fucking thing, but

my life is 100% better for it without a doubt. It changed my life in very positive ways that I still draw upon today. I think it's just because you're your schedule and the fact that like everybody in their brother coming out of a pandemic has been scarred in some way, shape, or form, and wants to be in therapy. So like, there's not enough therapist out there. They can't use you in. Oh, there's definitely not enough therapist out there. If like, you try to get in a appointment, it's nearly impossible. I would imagine that would be the case. Like,

I mean, they must be like overworked to the point where like, like, how much are they really going to give me? I'm like, oh, you got daddy issues, got getting line. Right, yeah, these 50 fucking people in front of you, they also got daddy issues. And then the 50 in front of them have mommy issues. I mean, everybody has, even if you think you don't, you probably do have some sort of issue with like you did, right?

Oh, fuck yeah. I mean, when I used to go to therapy out in LA, one time she was like, the reason that you date this person is because you're trying to go to therapy out in LA, one time she was like the reason that you date this person is because you're trying to prove to your father that you're worth loving. Like, like, like, so no matter what they do to you, you're like, no, no, no, that doesn't matter. Like, let me just prove to you that like,

I'm worth not doing that too, you know? What, what, what, how does your dad, like, how does your dad see that when you dating girls who have needy issues? I would say it's fair, right? Yeah. So how does your dad look at you dating a needy person? How does he see? So how is that proving to your father? Like, see this needy person. How does he see? So how is that proving to your father? Like, let's see this needy person needs me?

It's proving it to myself, not to him. Yeah, okay. Because the sense I couldn't get it when I was young. Or ever. You know, even mom. My mother more so, but she was like crazy. Like, you know, you know what it was like. But she crazy, but like gave you still, I would think the attention. Like, you know, you know what it was like. But she crazy, but gave you still, I would think the attention, right, that you needed or no.

She gave me attention, but a lot of it, especially as I go older, was negative, you know, only because I was not the greatest kid. But a lot of it was negative, and the positive shit, I would say, ended probably around nine or 10, and then since then then ever after that. So post 10. Post 10.

Wow. That's a long time. Sure is, man, 43 years. It's rough and it makes you question like because you're like, well, if your own parents don't seem to love you. Right. They're what chance you have with other people. that's why let's I guess why I was doing I'm trying to prove

To her by staying and be like oh, okay. Yeah, I got you. Yeah, not this one Yeah, no, when you said her I thought you met your mom. Oh No, and then it like I look back and I'm like there are times when I'm like I wish I Don't know that it would have mattered, but I wish somebody just fucking hit me over the head and are like what the fuck are you doing with this person? Why do you keep doing this and like for the last long stretch? It was um Drugs I think like at me in place, but before that I'm like Why what like why like that's what I would like to address. What the fuck was wrong with me? A big mouth who says shit all the time. Why wasn't it big enough to be like, look bitch, hit the fucking bricks.

And I can sit here and say, like, well, I was afraid it would affect sage. Or I was afraid, you know, I remember talking to Q1 time. What would happen? It's awful things may happen to her. I'm her protector. Yeah, that was a big concern of yours for a while. That was, I don't know, man. Yeah, it was weird because like, you, we did, I would tell you, I told you flat out of that. All the time. I would be like, I don't think your life's gonna get back

on track until she's gone, dude. And then like two years would go by. That's why I look back at now. Like, you know, you look back at you now. I look back at that time from like say 35 to 45. And I'm like, I'll never get that time back. Like time I could have been doing so much other shit, but I'll never get it back.

Right. Well, that's the catch though. I mean, if you're just gonna, you can't, I mean, that's easier said than done, but if you sit there and spin your wheels worrying about that, then you're losing this time. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, you're losing this time, you know, I'm spending all the time spinning your wheels going like, I'll never get that back.

Holy shit, I just wasted all that time because I was about to fly, and I will get that back. Yeah, it's fucked like as you it just has to be like Midlife type stuff that you start really contemplating these things. Yeah, it didn't it didn't ever ever ever came into my head never never once felt Like I wanted for something more because it didn't matter. Yeah It may be it has to be I mean, I mean I told my wife, it has to be that the fact that my girls are adults now out all the time doing things, now starting their own lives now. Right.

And so you begrudge them that life. What about me? Sure, yeah. There's definitely like that, like, what now? Right. What now? That's a big, had to be a big reason why this my brain would go to such areas that I never went to before though. I never even gave it a second guess.

Never would have even cared about it. I guess like the next step in a lot of people's lives, like you have two girls are both adults now. Now Alicia's graduating right? Yeah, well when you when you texted that the other day. I was like holy shit I thought you still in 10th grade Oh, yeah, here you go And I think that next milestone is like grandchildren, but it seems like neither one of them are ready to have grandchildren yet Oh, I mean the next I mean it could happen. You don't you don't know who knows I mean

I mean, the next, I mean, it could happen. You don't know who knows. I mean, that's not a milestone. I mean, that's a milestone, I guess, for everybody, but I don't know if that's the milestone that I would be like, that I'm hanging on for dear life for a shit. I don't know if it should be that. Yeah.

Well, once a grandchild is there, then you can be like, oh, cool. Because now you can go back to doing this shit that you love doing when they were young. Yeah, but it's not my kid though. I can't just be like, you just take over and be like, we're doing this, we're doing this, we're doing this, we're doing that.

That's for them now, to experience that. Let me tell you, I wish somebody would be like, we're doing this, we're doing that with sage. I can't get anybody to do anything with it. Yeah, we're just a weird little window right there. Didn't feel like doing anything. Wow, man, that's a bummer. Mel and Collie. It's just say the least, yeah.

That was a recognized by the Depsy, like, what's the boom in you up? Oh, man, definitely. That's like, you said though, It's not like it's like not and it's like it's not a non-issue though I think everybody at some point should come to to realize like hey man. I missed out on a lot Yeah, isn't it great that level? Yeah, that's just like like, I fucked up. I fucked up. Oh yeah, that's just like, how did I fuck up?

But like, what could I have done differently other than just, believe me, not, what could a child do? Yeah, nothing. Nothing. But that's like going back to Dana, my therapist in LA, that's what, like, you would maybe examine places in your life, like, where are you trying to prove life. Where are you trying to prove yourself to other male figures? Or that kind of shit.

No, I don't think I do. It doesn't seem like you do. No. Not even Sunday, Jeff. No. But I think it's stunted, like I said, my ability to form relationships, so because they're difficult to form at times. Maybe that's like, like, you guys told me that yesterday that that L word

or the last week, I mean, it's hard. The oh, it's harder to accept from a guy who didn't really didn't hear that though from another man. Yeah. Yeah, me neither. I didn't like it was it was really only what I met the Staten Island crew. That guy started. Italian. You didn't we didn't have any Italians in our lives.aten Island crew. That guy started. Italian.

We didn't have any Italians in our lives. We didn't. No, not growing up. No, we needed more Italians. It was too white bread our upbringing man. Everybody was just white. We didn't know anybody. Our most ethnic person in our class

is probably our jeerous, a Greek guy. Yeah. And beyond that, it was just like everybody was just white. Mm. Uh, I was wondering the other day, this is nothing to do with daddy issues or anything, but I was on my way to the, uh, to the, the fishery down there, by your place. For what? Getting some shrimp, man.

Oh, nice. I think fat, fat, bag of shrimp. You eat easy food? Of course, yeah. I tripped a little shrimp, any kind of crustacean bottom feeder, I'll eat some crabs, lobster. I don't dig on crab, so. Hardest good for your brain, no.

Fish, well, yeah, if you don't need too much, then you get mercury poisoning. Well, I don't, I really sincerely doubt you're eating that much seafood. You're gonna have mercury poisoning. I got brain damage for me, but I'm on my way down there and it's very like, I want it's marshy, would you say some marshy? You're going by my house, the place that's not even a real restaurant,

it's like a sh- It's like a sh- Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a little shack at the very corner of the road. Yeah, it's like, you don't even know what would be in that shack, let alone- If it's food, or a deranged semen. It's very local. I mean, yeah, it doesn't have no markings. It doesn't look like it's over to the public at all. There's a lot of old anchors and vessels that will never be able to be seafaring, seafessels ever again.

No, it's not a lot of it's for traffic. But do they sell fish that they're catching out in the harbor, or is it like they bring it out? Well, they import some stuff like the other day they had those crayfish, those crawdad type of stuff. How do you know? How do you know what they have? Like, you kept the you know what they have?

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Unless he's damaged by outside, fortune outside forces that lot they're immortal They're functionally immortal. Yeah, I Didn't know this I knew that they were we study and fucking lobsters that I think they got the secrets of these crustaceans that won't ever die I don't go buy them and eat them Maybe it'll transfer to me I don't think that's I don't think that's the key or else a lot of people would be Living a lot longer because I don't people eat those motherf key or else a lot of people would be living a lot longer. Don't people eat those motherfuckers like crazy?

They do. I guess they used to feed them to servants and shit way back in the day that was like the thing until somebody was like, holy shit, this tastes good. But I'm going down there and I see this, I think it's a seagull. It might have been an osprey. It was so fast, it was hard to tell, but like dive down into the water and It takes off from the water and it has a fish. It is in his claws or talons or whatever and I'm wondering how different is life if There is a bird big enough

That at any moment when you're walking down a street it might swoop down and get you Like how do we change things? Wasn't that the parodactyl didn't caveman have to deal with that shit? down the street, it might swoop down and get you. Like how do we change things? Wasn't that the paradox? Olden cavemen have to deal with that shit. You would think so, right? I don't think so, guys. No, the taradactals in cavemen fight off. They couldn't lift people off the ground.

I saw in one video. No, I'd be seeing a movie that definitely happened. Yeah, no, I don't think they, I think they didn't exist at the same time frame. Paradactals, taradactals. How Yeah, I was a pronounced the P silent right? I believe so. Um, I think that yeah, I think that we would have a lot more like a bigger like we would have like things to like ward off birds like like nails on top of our roofs of our cars. Maybe we wear hats that had spikes on them.

I mean, we'd have to hunt them to extinction. Yeah. We can't, we can't have. Which is what we would do easily, bro. Yeah, half new estate. New estate. You want to stay. Like, I don't give a fuck, man.

Like, I don't care about it. If this thing gets spooked out and take me away, we got to go. But maybe if you like, you spray yourself with some sort of like scent that they hate, it also fucking wreaks like shit. But no man, like they got to go. Well, like you do it to dogs. I know there's birds big enough to pick up little chihuahua's and stuff. Oh yeah. And they can go and they just take them right out of the backyard and fly. Wait, did you see

that video of the lady who speaking of fucking beating up a bear? There was a lady who beat up a bear to save her dogs. Oh, I didn't see that. That's cool. Yeah. She went out and punched the bear. She punched the bear, though. I felt bad for the bear.

Fuck that. The bear was just trying to protect his cubs. No, no, no. The bear was on their fucking land. On their, the dead bear. Where was he? She's got the deed to prove that's her house. in land on their was he She's got the deed to prove that's her house. Oh, he's attacking her dogs. Well in all fairness

The bear is sitting on top of a wall. Yes, and swiping at the dogs. There's like fucking these five dogs like barking at them trying to like jump And these are small dogs dogs have no sense of fucking size. No. Like they're fucking crazy. It would be as if I were to be like, hey, Mike Tyson, go fuck yourself. Yeah, then push them off the wall. But yeah, this this chick came and uh, tear it out of the house and just jumps up and she did she pushed the bear right off the wall. Push the bear right off the wall and get grabs her dogs and gets in the house before the bear is able to get back over the fence. Wow. that's bullse. I love my dogs. I love them. But if I see a fucking grizzly hanging out fucking at the edge of the fucking yard,

this is just swiping at shit. I don't know if I can go over there and push a bear without getting disemboweled though. She came out so fast, you know there wasn't a second thought put in. No. She just came running out and shoved them. Yeah. She is like, we should dedicate that show to her. I'm sure it was in some foreign land. She's not a TSD listener. California, but what's California?

Oh, okay. To me, it looked like, you know, like an Australia situation. It did. Yeah. Every time I see animals getting going crazy, I always think it's fucking Australia. They go crazy a lot in Australia. They're kind of known for it. They're fucking, they're like, they're really wild and poisonous over there. So they got no fear.

When, uh, when Mosir and I went out, went over there, there was like every single place you could possibly swim. It's like, look out for box jellyfish. Look out for this. Look out for that. Oh, you're gonna go out into the, not even the outback, but just like, you know, off the beaten path a little bit. Oh, well, you're gonna be probably a spider. Who went, who, was it, Sal, who went there and he has a picture of that giant spider over his door knob? Yeah, Sal went

to Australia once and it was a huge spider just cramped like it encompassed his door knob it was like trying to fuck the door knob or something and it was just like I'm not opening ever opening this door yeah if I was in Australia I would be like I would just strictly only swim in a pool but even then I saw a picture that there's spiders that live inside bubbles in your pool really get inside of an air bubble in your pool. Oh, God. And then if you- I just got a fucking pool.

Tell me this. Yeah, that's that island. These are spiders native to Australia. They live in air bubbles inside your pool. So when you jump in and break the air bubble, he's all pissed off. They fucking stings you. Or bites you, whatever those spiders do. And you've got to be rushed to a hospital

while your skin fucking deteriorates from front of your face while you're driving air. I don't know how Australians do it. They're a tough breed, they actually seem to not give a fuck. Like I watched a lady go out into surf that was so rough, like hurricane style surf, just to save a barrel of beer. Was it R&H?

No. No. Would you save a barrel of R&H and hurricane type waters? No, no, no, no, no, how much they cost to make. I just let it go. I'll eat that money. That's fine.

No. Maybe I had a lot of respect for us. Dr. I mean, there's a tough ass. But like if they were a bigger country, they could probably rule the world. They're so fucking tough. I mean, they're the biggest country.

They're the same. They're the population. I mean, yeah, if their population was bigger, yeah, but they're so fucking cool. They don't want to Walt. Yeah, but that's why they're so chill. Yeah, but they know it are tough to do. Mm-hmm. Yeah, it's not like they don't know it. It's like, you know, they know it. Those leathery skin and shit. Who's that whole campaign? They're like outside 24 seven. We don't recognize thin cancer Actually, they do when we were over there. There's so many clinics like Walk in clinic. They look like

Like nail salons here where it's like you can't throw rock without hitting a nail salon And it has to be because they're like because of the sun, right? We've been because they lived their lives like you know Like never in shade. Isn't it also I think like there's a large section of the sun, right? Because they lived their lives like, you know, like never in shade. Isn't it also, I think, like, there's a large section of the ozone missing above Australia? I believe, I think so, yeah.

Wonder why, just there. Hole in the sky. I don't know, let me say. That would be really weird, right? Like, that would be like, God being like, fuck you guys. It's like cursing them. Like, would you do to piss off God?

It's the only hole in the whole sky and it's right above your continent it's right above your country and actually our whole average and he shit they pulled maybe oh yeah well we like we would have a hole over our fucking America right? God loves you. I say no. Oh damn straight. Let's see. Ozone layer was damaging the ozone layer. It says ozone layer depleted end Australia, but then it doesn't have anything. Why does Australia have so much skin cancer? As the ozone hole over the South Pole breaks up in spring, why do they have to fucking put all this shit in front of it? Why us? Most Australians and Kiwis have the wrong type of skin for their environment, basically through migration. The two countries have been populated by many people with fair skin when they say migration, they mean

many people with fair skin when they say migration they mean bringing prisoners over there I guess. Their ancestors held from much less sunny climates, lack of protective pigmentation, leave skin cells especially vulnerable to the DNA damaging rays from the sun. You've been there, Q? No, I have not been. I would love to go there. I really, really would. That's one place I'd layer in Japan I'd like to go. In England. They're both just a, of them, just a boat ride away. Just. I was going to say you got any more on that? A little bit. It says, so there's that. And then there's the earth's elliptical orbit around the sun.

The planet is about 1.7% closer to the sun in January during the southern summer, and 1.7% further away in July, nor the northern summer. So that means when the sun is strong as in the southern hemisphere, it's 3.4% closer to the sun than the north. Oh my god, there's all these percentages and shit. Add that to the lower pollution levels and cleaner air in the southern hemisphere. So I guess it's why the North gets more skin cancer. So if you have a protective layer of pollution, you'd be better off.

That's what we need. We should all leave our cars running overnight. Yeah. Many believe the ozone hole and naturally occurring pull of ozone depleted air arising over the poles explains much of the excess skin cancer rates. I never heard that before. Yeah. Learn something new.

It prompted the establishment of the Montreal Protocol designed to eliminate ozone-damaging pollutants and repair the ozone hole. Like this is just shit you couldn't have known when you like you invent the first can of hair spray. You're not like, hey man, this will probably give skin cancer to somebody fucking a thousand miles away. No, you don't think like that. Nope. Isn't it lofty, though,

of man to think that they can repair the ozone. No. I mean, it's causing effect, isn't it? I would think it's not too lofty. Well, if it's, if it's a matter of just not doing something and it repairs itself, okay. But if you're going to sit there and tell me now, like, you can create something to repair the ozone. I'm not like that. I don't think that's like ridiculous. Yeah, I mean, why? Because it's like repairing a cloud.

It's like repairing something that like man, like no, but there's no way to repair a cloud. A cloud is a cloud. There's nothing to repair. An ozone we damaged. Oh, okay. I could say wanting to repair it, like, oh, good intentions. But the actual fact that you like, like, you, that you could repair it though.

Other than just stop doing what you're doing and it repairs itself, okay. But if you're going to sit there and go like, we have to create something that can repair an ozone. You don't think that it's possible. I don't think it's possible. Wow. That's so odd. It's an indictment on, it's indictment on science. I don't give a fuck. Give a why? I mean, what, what has science done? That's like not impressed you. Like, what failures are you pointing to? Look at this't ever feel like this past pandemic, man. Did you see all the, all the Fauci emails are drawn? Fauci emails, I read it. What do you say about that?

I mean, it's like, what are the Fauci emails I didn't get? Sounds like, it sounds like I wouldn't want Fauci as my fucking personal doctor if I was fucking out. If I was, if he was in general practice, what's the real thing? It's his mind quite a bit. Sounds like China's the new Russia. I was fucking out if I was, if he was in general practice. My fucker changes his mind quite a bit. Sounds like China's the new Russia.

You're right. If Fauci was like, uh, it was like jokers. I want to be your guy's personal physicians. Yeah. Would you want to be, uh, would you take Fauci on as your personal physician? I mean, not having read these emails, even no, probably not. Yeah.

But he's like the most famous doctor right now, right? In the world probably. You know, I guess you're. Yeah, but apparently there's some emails out there that like he's kind of wishy washy and maybe outright lying at times if you, depending on what, the government, no. What do you know?

What are you full? What's a lie? What's an example of like a lie? Like saying that he was adamant that it wasn't a man-made germ. Well, that's not a lie. That's just being wrong. Well, the knowing what he knew, though. There was good reason for him to think that it did come from Wuhan. Yeah.

I think for the sake of the climate, not the sunshine and the political climate, it wasn't spoken of. But now Trump's ripping him. Oh, of course. I mean, but yeah, I don't know. Science, yeah, I don't wanna undite all the science. Just fine with you. Sure.

I mean, all the science that goes into delivering this podcast, all the ants alone is like, I don't know, that's pretty impressive. Maybe these motherfuckers could figure out a spray that'll fix the ozone. What, maybe. Or robots that hover up there that release

some ozone into the air. I don't know. I'm just spitballing here, man. I'm no scientist. I'm saying like, it starts with a dream. It doesn't start with someone saying that's impossible before you even try. Fuck it.

It's like repairing a mountain. It's like it's two, some things are two are bigger and are not in need of us as a species getting involved. You know, I'm saying sometimes we need to mind our business. Yeah, getting involved, get your fucking, know your place. Get staying your lane, right? Yeah, like why not just study it and try and find this solution. Instead of just deciding, it's not out of lane, out of the stands.

Like this is what I'm saying, a mountain isn't broken. You can't break a mountain, a mountain's a mountain. It's not just deciding, it's not out of lane, not a lane stand. Like this is what I'm saying, a mountain is in broken. You can't break a mountain, the mountains amount. It's in our way, let's fucking knock it down. Okay, but that's not broken, that's different. I don't think we should do that either, but. That's also impossible though, but it's impossible to do though. You can't knock it down. Like, like, people, you know, too many people are climbing Everest.

It's a dangerous thing. Let's knock it down so no one does it anymore You can blow that up no way It is enough You want to make it like to make it flat like a plane? Yeah, it is enough. We'll find it. We'll find the dynamite We just start at the top. We start chipping away at it down and down It's gonna have to be fucking like a thousand nukes.

Oh, yeah, even the end of to blow it up. Even then you wouldn't even put it intended it with a new kind of thing. I'm not saying it's gonna be easier quick. I'm just saying if you manually wanted that mountain gun, we can make that mountain. What country is Everston? Everston?

It's in Nepal, right? Is it in Nepal? Yeah. Let's say they're like, they finally are like, you know what? Is it in Nepal? Yeah. Let's say they're like, they finally are like, you know what? It's a fucking insurance hazard. Too many fucking bannies are coming in trying to climb the mountain. Let's just knock it down. We need it.

So it'll save us ton of money with getting important goods back and forth. And we need freeways. You think that they would go with dynamite? It's a China and a power border runs across at some point. Me? No, I don't think so. I was just fucking around.

I don't think they could blow up that mountain. What would it take though? Like if they were like, we got to knock it down. You'd have to drill into it and put the nukes inside. Oh, I didn't think about that. Yeah. It almost like a planned demolition of a high rise. Yeah, I don't think it's gonna fall down.

I think it's stages. I think you just gotta carve out here and carve out there. And then you gotta do it all the rubble. I mean, where's the rubble going? Yeah, it seems like it would be a pretty expensive. Yeah, this is what I was saying. I don't think science you bother with that But I do think the ozone layer

But what if there's cool shit inside that mountain you know there's got to be Like what some sort of maybe a hollow mountain maybe there's it's to another To another existence. Yeah, yeah, we're not gonna know how to blow that shit up Yeah, we're not gonna know how to blow that shit up. Hahaha Shit man, I mean you picked the biggest mountain in the world. Well, that's how I go go bigger go home. Yeah, yeah, you're right big dog. Hahaha

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How old is Gidham now? 43. And he still hasn't hit his prime yet. I would have to say, I agree with And he still hasn't hit his prime yet. I would have to say, I agree with him. He hasn't hit his prime yet. I think he still has a couple more years till he's in that prime zone. And what do you think you'll ever, do you think he'll get married and have kids? You want to?

No, I know what he wants, but I'm asking you, do you think he'll get married and have kids? Yes. He do. I feel that there, that before sooner rather than later, well, probably later rather than sooner. He will, he will have gotten married. Kids, he'd better work on that soon. He'd better work on that soon because you know the older you get the more Difficult it is for your your bullets Seaman here Car of his grape but I don't even think they could be able to solve that one The lemon that's going on down there What's that you said before want to rain semen?

That's going on down there. What's that you said before want to reign Seaman? The whole other meaning of it here. Yeah, but his Seaman is probably right in his prime right now. But if he waits even a day past his prime, though, that Seaman becomes weak cross side. Yeah. And just kind of like they bump into each other, like like three stuages.

They don't know where the egg is. It happens to all of us, Q. But get them is under the illusion that his, his semen will always be strong and veer-o. Well, Clint Eastwood had a kid when he was like 80, right? If we're to believe it was his semen. Whoa. Or not, or not semen that he took out of his, out of his testicles in his youth.

Like when he was 70 instead of rather than 90. Can you imagine, like would you even want another kid now let alone three years from now? Yeah. Oh, fuck yeah. And I'll be, oh my god, that's really, but I told him that that's what I did. I just wish that like we could have another kid, but you know, that ain't happening.

And you don't know what adopt one because you never know too much of it. And the plan is to put the jeans that we got going on. Now we're going to like you take a chance. It's like, who dad? I need medicine. Oh, great. Look at this one. Yeah, but yeah, I think that get him, you know, he still, he's still got a little window there, but just like everybody else, the windows open and close all the time.

And so he, hopefully he realizes that a window can close that he can never reopen. He doesn't get a shit together. Yeah, he does seem a little laxed asical about his approach. Yeah, he does that ant. What was it? What was it? The ant in the grasshopper here?

I've known a lot of fucking to them in my life. I just, I just hop right off my chair. Your whole life's like a fucking fiddle concert fiddle in action. I'm like Charlie Daniels over here. Yeah, but he is under the illusion that like he fucking fiddle concert fiddle in an action. I'm like Charlie Daniels over here. Yeah, but he is under the illusion that like he could fiddle until he's in his 50s and it's still gonna be... So I did, I fiddle to my 40s away, you know? I'm fucking idiot.

Wow. But what's he gonna do? Like what version of Get him is gonna woo a bride? Like, I think he, just him being 100% him is more than enough. The get him that I've come to know over the last year. Yeah, but the get him who like maybe loses 50 pounds or maybe, you know, deals with that beard or you're talking about get him as is. I thought you had just been a personality.

Now we're talking about the whole enchilada, though. The whole enchilada. I know he's got a great personnel what girls react to first That part Yeah, the first hurdle yeah because I'm looking at him from my perspective Yeah, I don't give a fuck way looks like our hand what do you way? So I'm like you're awesome brother But now if I would enough I had a pussy and an an repair breasts I might be like you're not that awesome brother because you need to lose a few pounds, I don't know,

but is it that big of a deal? Like, I don't know, I'm not a genius. I'm probably. It is, okay. I don't know, I find girls to be far more forgiving. I mean, I look at Mary Beth and I judge her for when I was that fucking fat. How do you goddamn mind?

No, I think, because his hurdles would get him where it's like, you have to accept that, cause he lives in unhealthy lifestyle. And so much is that, yeah, he doesn't eat all that great. Yeah, he lives in a basement with a psychotic. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I would think. It's his habits that he would have to change like shit that you're like you're like he'll never do it for anybody

Never right so those habits that need to be contended with are a lot easier to contend with if it's in a package You know that's a little more Yeah, you're you are you ain't whistle and Dixie. Yeah, you can forgive a lot more if you look like a mat day man or and get him some good time right when we first met him and like like when he was like you know I don't want to say big but like he like any girls that see pictures of him back then it's like oh he's better looking than I assumed he was he's still got a bad looking guy he's still good like he just needs to drop a few pounds and then let's say he does drop a few pounds. Yeah.

Does that overcome, or does that make you overlook than the idiosyncrasities? Is that the right word? The idiosyncrasies, sure. Of like, you know, I want to keep my cutlery right by my side at all times. More in my shower. Hahaha.

All right, you just save every piece of cardboard that is, that is sent to me. And all the other wonderful things that I love about them that may not be so lovable if you're living with them. Yeah. The teeth, maybe the teeth is a big one. If you want to meet somebody, you got to pop your teeth in. Like Michael Strayhand did it, right? Didn't Michael Strayhand's great looking guy has a big one. If you want to meet somebody, you got to pop your teeth in. Like Michael Strayhand did it, right? Didn't Michael Strayhand's great looking guy has a big gap.

He's got a gap not missing teeth and he's not the work of about $50 million. Yeah, good. His gap is for teeth work. It's all about the looks as apparently it seems like, huh? It's all about the, the package. It's not about what's inside. Well, what's inside is kind of weird, that's what I'm saying.

So, I feel like, all right, well, he's not good. Let me get to know him. But I think he is a good looking guy. He's not putting his best foot forward. And I think he's out. Well, he's got a bad role model though, sitting right here, though. He sees a a bad role model though, sitting right here though. He sees a man that people love his beard.

So again, I was like, I'm gonna grow that beard too. I don't know if you can pull off that beard though. No, I don't know. Unfortunately, his grows out. And then it has this weird like, like he slept on it or something, like, you know, so it's like, he did, really like, really less shallow, like by his chin and then it pops out a little bit more.

He just needs a good, he needs a good barber to trim it for him. Like shape it. Why can't you just like, why can't you just keep it, but just like like shape it close to his face. So like you, you're right. Like why is he doing what he's doing?

Yeah, I don't, yeah, and I know why he's doing it. I won't say why, but it's an emotional thing. It's an emotional thing It hasn't he hasn't cut it since that day You know when the fire happened Well, that's his razor burned up. All right, so that is there's some sort of there's some sort of Method to him why he is growing it that way and his mind it makes perfect sense. But it's a tribute almost. Okay, I understand that I guess. But we're talking about him

getting married and having kids, you better fucking stop worrying about the tributes. I mean, you need somebody like you to tell you these things like I think he does listen, your words are very, they weigh heavier. Have you learned the right words? Have you learned? I think it's heavier. Have you?

Yeah, I've carried some extra weight. Yeah, they do. He was so much. I don't know. I don't know. I tried to give the guy a makeover at least twice and he never bites on it. I don't know.

As many times as you tried to bring him the biggest. Yeah. Yeah. He's a big. He's got a lot to offer, a lucky lady. I really't know. There's many times that you've tried to bring him the Vegas. Yeah. Yeah. He's got a lot to offer, a lucky lady. I really believe that. He's just... He's an odd duck. He's an odd duck, but is there the wrong with that?

Right, because that's not what you want. That's what I've been told, but like for my whole life, like the square peg in a round hole will always try and fit the end. We'll always get the girl. will always beat up the the bullies and the the jerk-offs will always win at the end of the movie. Right at the end of the movie. The movie. The movie that is life. Yeah, that's what yeah, but but marriage is a long journey. Is it not like it's like you need someone that can provide and protect you?

And I don't know if he's given off those vibes at the moment. Well, maybe he needs somebody that can provide and protect him, I think. All right. Well, that narrows down the sort of women that are interested in the lot as well, I think. Now, that's a that's a that could be an statement that could upset people, all right? That women need somebody that can provide and protect them. Well, they're women. That's the statement that loves to be. Yeah, I mean, I take that back. You, your statement is now is now no one's even remembered it.

No, like even if, no, no, I'm say, like even if, all right, if you want to update that statement to be like look all right So all career gal Want to lease someone I that's like making the same amount of money equal in equal Yeah, and then if she's having kids and he wants a wife and a family and stuff like that and then the idea is like Well is get him gonna raise those kids because then he's a state that's fine. I think he could I think he would I think he'd be I think he would. I think he would be, I think he would be a good debt.

I think he would be very, very good debt. A good state home debt. Oh, he would, and the things that he could teach that boy. My God, that, and each child that his is going to have an unbelievable leg up in terms of like having to go to your father and get answers to everything. Everything. He's not even gonna have to go to your father and get answers to everything. Everything. He's not even gonna have to go to his dad.

He'll just, his dad'll go to him and he goes, what? Watch this video. Yeah. Happy birthday, Kim. Happy birthday, Kim. How old do you say it was?

43. 43, wow. Yeah. That how old are you, Q? 45. 45 now? 45 I was 45 in March. Yeah, what are we gonna do in five years when this the big five oh Yeah, you're gonna buck you yeah, I remember when he was a child Fuck man, you got yeah, I I think that's when I turned 50

I don't know I don't fear it like I'm looking forward to like retiring one day. And I think we're gonna have like the best retirement ever because we'll just do Tell them Steve David and like just fucking like party. Bogations. Like yeah, I don't really want to like I like right now I like even now like works coming works creeping back into where I'm working five days a week again even if it's from home. Which is cool. I don't mind that but it's just like the day's gonna come I think mid 50s I think 10 more years maybe where I'm like I'm done working man like I'm out like all I want to do is tell him Steve Dave and then just fucking party party I just want to fucking relax and chill out and shit.

Now, what your definition of a party is it like, is it like balls out party or is it just more like, you know, chill, I just want to be able to like sip wine on a, it's all of the above. It's anything. It's, I want the spectrum, man. I do want the spectrum. Like you considered what we did the other day party in, right?

I think so, yeah. I know I do. Yeah, I would consider that partying as we watch movies. That's partying. Okay. So you've got a very loose definition of party. Because I'm thinking lampshades, holes in the wall. You know, I won't even jump in curbs. Yeah. I won't want to do those a year. Yeah. But I think for the most part, I'm ready for just like the, you know, I'll find one middle-aged party. Like, it's all right. I'm okay with it.

It's good stuff, man. But you're beyond the kid party and where like somebody's throwing all your, your pool furniture into your pool and shit. At my house, I'm over that. But if I was at somebody else's house and it was that soda party, I'd be like, this is cool.

I could roll with this. You've someone chatting to pool again. Ohting the pool you want those kind of parties I would like to be at those parties yeah yeah maybe even be the guy piss shit in the pool but yeah so so I think my 50s are gonna be a very welcome time, a great time of joy. You know what I say, healthy. I don't dread it. That's good. I already look fucking like I don't want to look,

so it's only getting worse from here on out. So it's like I'm not like, oh my looks. Like I look at pictures that I took with my parents when we were in Memphis and I look at it, I'm looking at pictures of myself and my God, those fucking wrinkles are deep when you smile, son. I'm like, look at them go, I'm getting old, it's just happening.

How did you do the Elvis thing? Oh, it was awesome, well, it was great. I went and my parents didn't know that I was coming. So I knocked on my mom's door and she flipped out. It was fucking awesome, man. Did you tell me Instagram? They got a room inside the mansion. No, they built a hotel on the ground.

Right. That's what you told her, right? Okay. Yeah. That's what you told us last time. So you can stay now on the grounds on the grounds and the hotel is really nice. It was great. But then we got an like an after hours tour and due to it was crazy because we just went up like Grayson was closed like there was no one else there So the woman who took us on the tour just had the key for the front door and like any other house in the world She just fucking opened the door putting the key and I was like that is weird man It's just like a house and then we just

Her and my parents and I just kind of walked around the house and like she just told the stories about everything It was cool. Did it look any different from when you and I and Bri went oh someone? Exactly exactly the same nothing has been updated no No, there has there are like now across the street. They have his car museum Which is fucking awesome. They have an archive museum where they have like some of the TVs that he shot up and shit No, I think that was there and we were there No, this maybe that was there, but this complex was only built like a few years ago.

Oh, okay. Yeah. And then, and then remember when we went to the Rackable Court and had all those gold records? Yeah. So those are all out there across the street now in a separate thing and they refurbished or returned the Rackable Court back to how it was the night before he died. And now when you walk in like you're really following his last steps and shit like that

It's pretty it's pretty crazy and then we were there at night because and so we like walking around the grounds And it was dark and eerie and we went to his grave and like it was pitch black It was like kind of cool man. Who makes the money who gets the money from that? Is that go to the town or is that go to Elvis's estate? Lisa Marie owns a house. So she gets all of that. Well, Elvis Presley Enterprises gets it, but she's, she's, I think, a, some money maker, huh?

Yeah, I think so. I think so. I like so. It doesn't look like they're hurting for money. But is there a time though when he's going to be too far removed from the current population where it was like, he's almost like Buster Keaton. Like he's like, oh, nobody knows who he is.

I don't think so. No, he'll never be that. I think he'll always be Elvis. He's music, his music, man. There's gonna say his work is definitely more accessible than Buster Keaton movies anymore. So you think our children's children will appreciate and wanna go see the Elvis Presley mansion.

I maintain. I don't know that kids today. Yeah, I maintain as if like after we're gone, none of us are around and none of our children are around and it's the children's children. I don't know if they're gonna be in need for a mansion. I just don't see people appreciating. That's like appreciating, like I said, like the Andrew sisters. Yeah, but the Andrew sisters were never, they were never, right? They're

not Elvis, right? Yeah, it's like Elvis is rarified there. I mean, I don't think there's a lot of people that hit that in their life. So who knows? I mean, who since Elvis has done what he's done? Oh, well, I would say Michael Jackson, would have been there, could have been there, if things had turned out differently. What about his place? Is that open? Never land? Is that open for the earth?

Somebody bought it. Somebody bought it. Somebody bought it. Does a tourist attraction? No, they ripped out everything. Oh, fuck. Yeah. All the playrooms.

Well, the all playrooms, the train. Is that because? Is that because they thought it would be in bad taste to do tours of that stuff? fuck yeah all the playrooms all the all playrooms the train because this is happy because they thought it would be in bad taste to do tours and that stuff I think I think that after the more what I understand is after the charges came out and that HBO film they couldn't sell the place because people are like fuck this and then some billionaire who was like well I'll buy it but I don't give a fuck about Michael Jackson I'll just turn that to a great house for myself I think that's what happened so he was like get well, I'll buy it, but I don't give a fuck about Michael Jackson. I'll just turn that to a great house for myself. I think that's what happened.

So he was like, get rid of all that weird shit. I don't care about it. And this is my house. It would have been priceless though, right? To have someone to sell some of that stuff. Instead of destroy it, like the Ferris wheel and shit. Yeah. Yeah.

It's weird. Oh, fuck, I just totally lost a thought of this game for me. Oh, yeah, yeah. That, um, that you can, mostly you can sell houses where multiple murders have taken place in them, but you can't sell a house where a fucking well-known alleged child molester lived. A famous guy, too. Well, they did sell it. I mean, as, you know, as is though, you know, like you say, I thought you said he tore everything out.

Yeah, he did say that. Yeah. Did he tear out the whole interior? Like, did he completely remodel it? Oh, no, I think just all the wacky shit that we all had to grow. He just got rid of all that shit. Shot all the animals. Put them all down.

Bubbles. Sorry, but. This bubble's might still be alive, right? They're running the grounds at night. I mean, they're like lobsters, I thought, right? They live a long time. I think they live like 50 years in captivity.bsters, I thought, right? They live a long time. I don't know. I think they live like 50 years in captivity.

Let's check it out if bubbles are still alive. I'm gonna say no. Bubbles is not with us anymore. What do you think, you? I don't think so. Remember Elvis had a monkey too. Scatters, scatters the monkey. Really?

He had a monkey too? Yeah, and then I think it just acted up one day. So Elvis was like, get rid of this fucking monkey I thought you normal person would do I think you're normal getting a monkey anyway, though you a normal person wouldn't buy a monkey and try to keep it as a friend No, I mean it sounds great, but it just died off things Sometimes I think I'm weird for thinking cats are my friends little on a fucking monkey So he's enjoying his retirement in the sunshine state

Wow, he's still kicking good for bubbles man He's 185 pounds four and a half feet tall He lives with a group of other chimpanzees that include his best friend Ripley adult females Upsi Bulma Jessica Jesse and Codua and a juvenile striker Can you imagine if you imagine if you could see someone to shit that bubble's fucking witnessed? Oh, no.

Four bubbles. I'm gonna fall into looking his eyes. I think he saw some shit, right? Bubble's he saw some shit. If Chimps could talk. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Can we take back my dedication again and we dedicate this episode to Bob's Bubbles has better, better facial hair. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I don't know if we live in a world anymore where you could hit learn anything anymore. I'm telling you this will be okay All right to forget the past is to repeat it. You got to hit learn stuff So when sisters Freddie and truce overstige and were young their mother made them sleep in the same bed This wasn't an act of forced sibling bonding Though the family had more than one mattress all of them Make shift and stuff was straw. They shared their modest flat with Jewish refugees

that they'd normally housed. So this was, I think, in Holland or something. Is this a recent story here? I mean, the story took place a long time ago. I just read it. And this is an article from February 6, 2020, on mentalfloss.com. And basically what these girls did, they were raised by their mother, their parents divorced

in North Holland. The mom taught the girls compassion for those less fortunate. They made dolls. The little girls made dolls for children affected by the Spanish Civil War. They gave up their living space for people fleeing Germany and Amsterdam. Blah, blah, blah. So when the Nazis invaded, the mom made sure that the refugees that they had been hosting were sent away,

fearing they'd be discovered. But what happened was there was this Dutch resistance group, right? And they noticed like how supportive that the woman and her two girls were, the girls were 14 and 16. the woman and her two girls were, the girls were 14 and 16. And they were like, do you want to join the resistance group? So of course, they say yes. So as soon the teenage girls were doing more than just handing out literature, they were lowering Nazis into the woods and assassinating them. Wow. So what they would do is, since they were real real young they would and the the Germans had occupied this whatever town they lived in in Holland the girls would dress up Lookin' all cute and shit and they were like if the one the 14 year old Slicked back her hair whatever they're like she looked as young as 12 so these Nazis were perves too

I guess they're going out to the woods with these girls with the promises of of you know sexual rendezvous and so they would lure them out there and then there would be guys waiting to ambush them and shoot them. And then eventually the girls were like we don't even need these guys. We'll just shoot them ourselves. Whoa, that's something huh? How they never got caught. They never got, not only did they not get caught they're celebrated in this article. Like how many years later? So are they alive anymore? Yeah, there they are.

You guys sent me the link to that, PJ. Wow. Yeah, I mean, they look every bit of 90 years old. So it's hard to imagine they couldn't dice anybody out into the woods. But, you know, it got to know it was a long time ago. So, yeah. I mean, they couldn't text me if they're like, I have my backpills with me. But that's gotta be, that's gotta be a lot of mental baggage, though.

When the war's over, like, oh, like wasting a bunch of Nazis. I mean, it's, it's not a normal life. That's for sure. Says the only mission they refuse to act in was a plot to kidnap the children of senior Nazi officer Arthur Scyse Inquart The idea that his kids could then be exchanged for or for imprisoned Dutch radicals Fearing the kids might be harmed in the process. They to oh, excuse me. They declined that

Well, they had a wow they should make a movie about that right? They should that be crazy. You can you can still fucking waste Nazis. Oh, yeah. Yes. I hit learn something. Oh, yeah, what's that? So I'm doing a deep dive right now on on Groucho Marx like I'm reading like his his autobiography and like Just trying to learn because the guy's so fucking funny and Apparently when he went to Germany after the second war he went to the town that his family was from and He had found that his family's grave had all been ripped up. All the Jewish graves have been desecrated.

So he went to the, so when he was traveling through Germany, he learned that they were near where his bunker was, where he died. So he had the tour do a route over to the to the uber bunker they called it, right? We're we're we're we're a hill or died. We're a hill or kill himself in Berlin. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And he goes there and he writes. He writes in this article. He's like he climbed the rubble because the rubble was all still there, like all the bond out blasted shit. And he said he went up to the top of the rubble and danced the Charleston for two full minutes on this botwear where Hitler died.

And I was like, wow, man, I was like, that's fucking pretty cool. Are you a Mark's brother, Sam? I mean, I've always liked them just because I like comedy, but I've never really gone as deep as I am now on them. Yeah. Yeah, I try to do a deep dive last year, or maybe a year and a half ago

Because you know people say like they're better than Abin Costello like they were They were really really awesome, but I tried to watch a couple of movies and I'm just like yeah, I never was able to like You don't connect it I need I need Abacostello running from a Frankenstein or a or wolf. I agree. I don't disagree But his but like he's a writer. He was a prolific writer. And that's what I'm reading now, like a bunch of his writings.

And it's like the guy was a genius. Were they really brothers? Yeah, they were really brothers. And the name was really marks. Oh, and I saw some footage of him on that game show he used to do or that TV show he had where he was built. He built your life. Yeah, we were dealt with the public. Yeah. I mean, he does have a quick wit about him, you know,

and it's kind of like, I don't want to say risque, but like, you know, dancing that fine line of the 50s about sexual and the windows is kind of, oh, he'll, he'll eye up a blonde on that show and just like make comments about her. Yeah, but he was funny. He did an interview with Playboy in 76 that I read where he's like, he would just talk about like, well, he was 83 at the time and he was like, nah, he goes, I never, he's like, I don't have sex anymore. I'm not interested in sex and shit like that. But then he started telling all the stories of the whorehouses he visited over the years. And you're like, wow, this guy does not give a fuck. It's like fucking crazy. You're like, this guy just got laid in

warhouses all over the country. It's nuts. Yeah. Fascinating guys, you know what I mean? Oh yeah, definitely. Yeah, you know, Alice Cooper befriended him in the later stages of his life. I read Alice Cooper.

He mentions that. Yeah, he, he was a huge fan of him growing up as a kid. And when he went to, when he moved to LA He just became a buddies with him and would hang out with him to all hours of the evening just watching TV while Groucho was lying in bed You know crazy. He was so old and shit. Yeah. Yeah interesting Yeah, danced on Hitluse grave or death site whatever for two minutes to straight minutes It's a baby. They never found Hitluse Grave or Deathsite, whatever, for two minutes. Two straight minutes. It's a baby. They never found Hitluse Body, right?

Like it was never recovered? Yeah, they had the Charter remains, isn't they, but they always speculated it really wasn't his remains, though. Oh, they did have the Charter remains, all right. They know where they are today. I believe a different, I think Russia took them. Russia has Hit loose bones.

Well, they had that they took the body, they took the carcass. What the fuck are they doing with it? Maybe because he wasn't, maybe because they knew it really wasn't his carcass. But they hated him. Right, but they wanted, yeah, but they wanted to be, they still wanted to be the glory of being like, we killed them. Not America, not England, we got them. Well, not really. I mean, they don't have. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, Flattigan, you're a hero. I am. I think you singlehandedly got Amazon to change their policy on what? Amazon changes employee policies for time off and marijuana.

That part I don't think you had anything to do with. It says the revising a controversial workplace policy critics say has been used to keep employees working at a breakneck pace. Have I ever weighed in on this? Oh yeah, you were talking about Bayzos being a douchebag and Hitler and all that other shit. He heard it, huh? Bayzos got wind of it and he was like I better change this like what he say

Yeah, it says the time-off task contributes to a stressful work environment that treats workers as cogs in the machine rather than people so they have acknowledged this and They're going to work on it and they also have decided to look at marijuana the same as they look at alcohol. It will, it's insane. Why so they do drug testing in Amazon? Like if you can't, they'll test you to see if you have pot in your system. Pre-employment drug tests. But once you're in, once you're employed, they don't, they don't do the tests.

They don't do the tests anymore. According to this this this article. Well, I mean, if you know you're going for your you're filling out your application, you just can't stop smoking for a couple of weeks and make sure it's out of your self. Like a month. Well, I guess now you don't have to. No, you don't have to.

Yeah, they just made it easier. Made easier to smoke weed, won't. That's what you need. That's what's been missing. That's what's been missing. That's the ease and access to drugs. Yeah, because it's not easy or there's not enough access as there is. Yeah, we agree on it. I'm just checking out that the history of Hitler's bodies since the first war man it's pretty crazy they took them back to May 11th all right so they brought his body the the Russians brought him back they had the dentists do an autopsy and the dentist confirmed that the bodies were in fact those of Adolf Hitler and Ava Brunner Russian Russian dentists Russian dentists well they had x-rays

no they what do you mean with what you need x-rays or how would you how would the dental records oh I don't know how would they have access to Hitler's dental records well they we they won the war I guess you could take whatever you wanted from Germany that's true we got a Hitler's dentist where is he? Yeah. Over the course of the years, his remains changed locations three times. In 1945, took Hitler's corpse to a forest near Rathana, who, in Germantown, they buried it there, but dug it up eight months later.

Then they went to a natal burg. You got to figure out why. Why did they bury it up eight months later? I don't know, but they said then they reburied them with with Joseph Goebel's body, Gerbels. And they've a brun and they remain there for 25 years. Then in 1970 the Kremlin ordered the Soviet outpost that made in Burk closed and a land returned to the East German government.

However, the Soviets didn't want to turn over the land but Hitler still buried within it. They worried if discovered neo-Nazis and others might turn into a shrine. So they dug them up again. And Yuri Antropov, head of the KGB, ordered agents to get rid of Hitler's remains and ensure they would never be found. So they were chosen as a secret spot. But they never did any kind of like testing on it once, you know, science, technology would have been able to without a doubt confirm. Yeah.

If it was his remains, they never allowed it to take place. Well, three other KGB agents, disinterred his remains, carried them to nearby mountains while the skies is fishermen. Upon arriving to stream, they lit a fire. Toss hitlers are already burned, remains upon it, and burned all that was left once more. Then they scoop the ashes into a bag and spread them with the wind. However, they still believe they have a few pieces of his body.

Where they found the skull, the Russian state archives have announced that they have found pieces of Hitler's skull back in 1993. Wow. According to a movie I once saw they saved his brain. Tell them Steve Day. Yeah. Yeah. You're the best.