Tell Em Steve-Dave - #484: Cruzin’ 4 Male Tail

Episode Date: June 22, 2021

Radio serials, lawyers, water pills, the bar for ugly.

The animal don't have a hat, an animal doesn't have a sunscreen. Oh no, I wasn't looking for dick. Yeah, you're kind of like in your birthday suit floating around your mother's womb, getting busy. Poppin' baby bones. Getting busy with who? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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of Tell him, Steve Dave. My friend Walt here. Hello. My friend Q is here. Hello. And I am Brian Johnson. Very flustered. I cannot work electronic shit for my family. Oh no, I got Brian Johnson very flustered. I cannot work electronic shit

Very proud of you you kept your cool during that was a half hour or a deal and you didn't even once Like you know even get close to a rage out from where I was sitting now Q. Are you you're we can reveal you're Repotting remotely from an on disclose location somewhere in Staten Island, but yeah I have to imagine the room temperature is not 80 degrees, right? Oh no, it's a cool It's a very cool Stereo interlibrations frustration with a not working. No, it is so fucking hot here. This is Walt Flanagan saying this The thing is the thing is it like, I only have air conditioners, I don't have central air, so if I run the air conditioners, then it's too loud.

Oh shit. So you're sacrificing for the listeners, for the better men of the show. I'm sweating like a fucking stuck pig over here. You are, you are, you're dripping wet. I feel like I'm in art too. I'm dry as a pickle, all over you, you're fucking... You're so wet.

I have to admit, I did keep it in check, but inside, inside I was destroying the board. Inside I was throwing my phone through a wall. But that's called your inside voice, that's why I'm... That's why nobody cares. Yeah, it's only when I do it on the outside that people seem to be affected by it But holy shit. Yeah, it took us a half hour to get this fucking board to work what normally it just and I just Is one of those random things I pressed the wrong fucking button and then electronics are really really

And then electronics are really, really, um, finicky. They're the most finicky things on the planet, I believe I've never seen such high tech solutions be literally. Well, just turn it on and off and then it works. So to me, like something that high tech should not have to have to be turned on and off multiple times for it to finally start working. Yeah, it should, it should take me a while and a lot of money. Oh, so we got together just two days ago. Yeah, it's a daily show at this point. I can't say I've done a ton since then. I did find what would it take you to go to this?

Are you familiar with Thibber McGee and Molly, the radio show from the 30s? Oh, no, no. We're familiar with Bondi and Dag with though. Absolutely. They also had a radio show. Yep, the Bum Studs. The Civic Center, I guess you would call it,

like in our town is The Middletown art Center Oh, the transition. Yeah, yeah, that one. Okay. Yeah, they're having a night where they have actors coming in to recreate Radio cereals that are literally nearly a hundred years old at this point so I Was like I'm familiar with Blondin Dagwood and I had heard like I was constantly called fibromigee when I was a kid So I had heard the name. I just never knew what it was

So I was like, well, let me look at it this shit. Let me look at this fibromigee stuff It's that I was a free. I owe 12 bucks 12 bucks when this is I'm kind of interested I tell you like I wanted to see who went. Like what the demo was. No, it's July 23rd, I think. Oh, okay. But it would be interesting to go, I think, just to see. I just want to see the other people who I'm like,

why would you come? I'm coming to look at you. Like, why are you here? Oh, yeah, man, that sounds like a can miss event to me. We should license, tell them Steve Dave out to actors across the country and they can do like dinner theater recreating old episodes like making hay. Right. Yeah.

We can read our parts. He's like, just like, fibromagee and... Let's take some four hours to do the show. Do you have any shorter ones? Well, yeah. We were licensed them out by the minutes. So they have to power down then. Yeah.

Yeah. But then after that, I was like, I looked into Blondie and Dagwood and I wasn't aware, like I just know from the comic strip pretty much. I had a TV show too as well. They had two different TV shows. They had a whole bunch of movies. I just know from the comic strip pretty much. I had a TV show too as well. They had two different TV shows. They had a whole bunch of movies. I watched one of the movies and I'm like, yeah, you really have nothing to do, huh?

You are just counting the minutes of this trip. I really am. I really am. They said to me about earlier today, I was like, I just want to leave. I just want to go. Where they live action movies are animated. No, they're live action movies. And it mostly centers

around Blondie and Dagwood and baby dumpling, their kid and then Daisy the dog. Who is the actress that plays Blondie? Because as I recall, that would have to be a pretty, that have to be a knockout. No, she's a blonde lady. Yeah, I'm not sure I can't remember her name. But yeah, she's a blondie like yeah, I'm not sure I can't remember a name But yeah, she's he's a total dork and they really play it like see he has zero dignity In the movie Daegwit has no dignity now is dad would I mean is blondie still a reoccurring strip and daily newspapers? I mean, I believe so yeah, I believe in God. Yeah, the com the strips called blondie, right? Oh, God. You don't believe it, God. Yeah, the strip's called blondie, right? Yeah.

Blondie, okay, got it. If you guys hear that crackling, I am on a water regimen to try to acclimate my body to drinking water. Oh, I thought it was because of taking it a recent year. No, I am trying to get used to drinking multiple bottles of water a day because apparently if I don't, I've been told by many strangers that I'm going to die Walt's learn Walt's learn something late into the Late into the show and that's that there are a lot of doom series these ants. Oh

Really, I want to tell Walt why he shouldn't be hiking in arches and hundred and ten degree weather They're not saying I shouldn't go, but they're just like, they're just very percautious and begging me to bring multiple bottles of water, sunscreen, hat. And I'm like, I mean, that's not rough in it then, though, if I'm doing all that stuff, I just want to go out there and prove it myself against nature, like just like an animal. The animal don't have a hat. An animal doesn't have a sunscreen. I know what makes them better than you. So stupid lizard. Can you see a little fucking lizard wearing a hat around? A perfectly evolved organism to live in that environment.

To somebody who can't even take out my house. I can take it. I just knew it was causing, I just knew the pressure point was getting ready, it was getting ready to blow. But I don't feel the temperature in this house is working with everything. It's not conducive to keeping me cool, no pun on tailors. No, no.

It's like do the right thing. Yeah, right? It's kind of fucking explode at some point man throw garbage can't throw my own window I mean through window through a door. We know whatever. Yeah, whatever I can go through so yeah Blondie and Dagwood Dagwood is played as the douche like total douche I don't it's they're not funny. No, I mean, never have never probably wore. I don't know. I mean, they made a lot of them. They made like

25 of them. I mean, wow. It's like, you're producing it like who's producing the new blondie strips and how much does that person get paid to get a national strip that runs in multiple newspapers across the country. That used to get a national strip that runs in multiple newspapers across the country. That used to be a big get. That used to be a big fucking deal. It just so happens Wikipedia's pulled up to Blondie already, so I'll tell you. And that was like, you were set for life, like if you had a strip in a national newspapers. I don't know that's the case anymore.

I don't think newspapers are as big an incoherent provider anymore that they could be, that you can have a mansion by producing strips in the newspaper anymore. Right. Yeah, I don't think. I don't know if it was ever that way, like the guys that did like Calvin at Bill Waterson, do you think he probably got super rich? He got huge projects. I use a huge fat box I I bet you for the half.

That was a cultural phenomenon, right? That was, far side was. Remember that one, it was a girl. She was always like stressed out, anxiety and... Kathy, Kathy, yeah, that was a riot. I love Kathy. Kathy was a, one of my favorite comics ever. It wasn't a comic book.

It was a bloom counting. You ever read bloom counting? Blume counting is awesome. Oh, yeah. Berk Bertha. Yeah, Berkley, Berkley, Breathe, Breathe, Breathe. The style of art was really cool too. Would Bill DeCott?

Yeah. Bill DeCott, Opus, Milo. Yeah, man, I, I, Man, I, D. W. Put out these awesome books Of every one that was ever printed and I bought them and I've been rereading them And I'm like, did I hold up? He's your eighties right? 80s and it restarted it. He's doing modern one now too and it absolutely feels like the same comic It's it they hold up dude. They're so funny man, and I never realized

It's, it, they hold up to, they're so funny, man. And I never realized, or, or I did realize, but didn't realize how much my humor was like shaped by how much I love Bloom County back in the day because I, I see shit in there that I stole and passed off as my own that I didn't realize I was doing. Like that guy's awesome, man. So to answer your question, yes, Blondie is still being published. That is a testament, man. It's got to be one of the longest running strips one of. I'm sure there's many that are still running like Snoopy or whatever you want to call it

peanuts. Yeah. Well, they're not they're doing re-runs. They that died with him. Yeah, but it's still running in like a daily in an national paper though, even though yeah, that the shultz, what's it called the state, I guess, is the only is making the money. Yeah, right? With the reprints. Sparky. Then they call him Sparky. Charles Shultz. He was called Sparky. I thought that

was his nickname. Charles Shultz, I thought it was like everybody called him Sparky. He was the pride of Minnesota, right? Minneapolis Minnesota, my friend, yes. Yeah, remember he was beloved. Yeah, well he deserves it, doesn't he? Do you think he still has the same level of reverence in Minnesota that he does back and now,

just a year later after his death. Yeah, I absolutely believe he does and I believe he deserves it man. Charlie Brown and Snoopy. Oh yeah. They ain't going nowhere. I mean name like how many people on the history of the human race have created characters that iconic. Stanley. That's exactly. That's it. Yeah. Right. It's like that's crazy. I mean, you know I'm sure some other people out there would make the argument from one or more other other people not just Stanley and Sparky but But you but anyway you want to look at me. He Walt Disney Walt Disney. I mean these are legends. These are icons You know people could say what you want about your Garfields your mom or Duke none of them none of them was snoopy

Garfields he's a huge man. That's a big that's a big name in the daily comic strip game. I would say Again, that is doesn't have the same Gravitas what's right? Oh, I don't even know if they're still playing the game Gravitas was high. Oh, I don't I don't even know if they're still playing the game. Yeah, I don't know Definitely doesn't have the same gravitas. I know I know Bloom County I don't even know if he puts his in newspapers anymore I think he just throws them on Instagram and his Facebook page and stuff like that the far side That was another one. That was huge. I heard that was coming back He far side was great. He was he was a

He was a man genius, right? Wasn't he like really troubled, or a woman? Gary Larson, right? Gary Larson? Yeah. Was that, I don't know. What about they'll do it every time? I found it's one of the case.

Family circus. Lock horns. The lock horns. Merry worth. Prince Valiant. And remember the Spider-Man one man for years that had its own little weird content, right? I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Prince Vallejo. And remember the Spider-Man one man for years that had its own little weird continuity and shit like that. Oh man, I remember I had a comic book. They put out a book that you could cut the Spider-Man stories out and paste them into the official Spider-Man. Did you do it?

I did it for like half the book and then I and then I was on like the fifth I think didn't Stanley write them for well and then I think I was on like the fifth strip in a row of Peter and MJ having a fight and I was like what am I? I mean I had to be like around 10 or you know whatever was that I was just, how many times am I gonna watch these two fucking laymos argue about whether he's just spider-man or not. So I stopped doing it. Yeah. So Blondie, I don't think I'll go through all 20 movies or whatever, but yeah, if you're up for it,

I would go over to that radio thing, just to, it's even if we don't say. Yeah, if I'm in town, I think I'm supposed to be Los Angeles that week, but if I'm in town, I'm definitely gonna go. Why don't we just buy the tickets now just in case, I think I'm supposed to be Los Angeles that week, but if I'm in town, I'm definitely go Why don't we just buy the tickets now just in case so they have at least three so they don't sell out They really should just go play it at the nursing home because that's really the only go play it for free Don't try to like built the seniors at a 12 bucks

It went like they're the blondie stuff, like any of the media stuff it seemed ended in 1959. Like the TV shows and the movies and the costumes. And it kind of like disappeared only. The landscape was barren of blondie stuff other than in a newspaper, then. The strip, you only think some comics and stuff like that. Yeah.

But you have to try to wonder like, okay, so if the thing ran from 1936, I think, to like, 1959, like, what is the average age of the people who enjoy it? Like, I think Edgar and Power II, young, still to you, too. I believe you're right. You know, it's got to be people.

If we were almost 100. Yeah, and we were in 80s and over who have fond memories of it, if they can even remember it. But you, you, maybe they're hoping that's like a group of like skateboarding youngsters will be skating by and be like, Hey, what's this? And I go in and like, for me, this is going to be Molly.

Yeah, maybe they're going to think Molly something totally different. I mean, they're keeping the keeping the blondieie dream alive and they're out there doing it. Who chooses like who decides on it though? I mean, the committee that's like, we gotta make sure there isn't anything. They got to like sanitize it too. Make sure there's nothing in it because back then, a lot of jokes that flew back then ain't gonna fly today. So you better make sure that it's just about

a husband, a dopey S husband who eats big sandwiches and takes it on the chin from his wife his wife always pones him. Did he see a poem? Bigs look like a fool every single time. That's okay then. That's safe. Guys are idiots. guys are idiots. I don't know, it sounds like it still worked to me. Oh, it still is done constantly. Oh, yeah. It's still safe. You can still, it's not something that anybody's going to get their nose all out of whack when they're watching it or watching the actors re-enact these old radio shows. They are not going to find the reason. Do you think they're just doing it because because it's free now they could just they don't have to pay anybody for the equity rights. Yeah, they're like what the fuck are we throwing

on for these geasers? Really from the 1930s? I don't know what the what the what's the what's the what's the called the you know public domain laws are but they are being fought tooth and nail right now to make sure that because there's so many things that are going to fall into public domain in the next couple decades that there is no way on the planet that those laws aren't going to be rewritten. I mean we can't get laws rewritten that really need to be you know looked at looked at today with a 20, 21 I, but yet so much money is going to be poured

down, increasing the pockets of judges and lawyers to make sure, making mouse, it still has a Disney fucking logo over his head. Yeah, you disagree with that. I totally disagree with that. I mean, I think that, you know, the laws are on the books for a reason. I want to be able to publish my own version of Mickey Mouse. All right, let's fucking workshop this. What are the differences here? What's your Mickey Mouse like? He's escaped from a laboratory where he was experimenting on with all sorts of horrible

diseases. He's infected and diseased. So he's shunned by society? Well, they know, yeah, he wants a piece of, he wants some revenge for how he's been treated. What's payback? Yeah. Oh shit.

Oh shit. All right. All right. Oh. It's a very dark humor. So your Mickey is an anti-hero. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, all right. And he's going to, like, he's it's a very dark humor. So your Mickey is an anti hero. Yeah. Yeah. Oh All right, and he's gonna like he's coming for payback and he's gonna make the corporations pay You know what well I can I mean Disney. I'm sure I won't be able to call them Disney

But there'll be no ifans or butts that he's taking a piece out of the wall As you know like he's really taking him a task for all the evil shit that they do. Wow, that you know why this, there's some drama in that too, because not all of the characters are coming out of, um, into public domain at the same time, right? So you still have to wait for Donald and Rufi. So like as those come into the public domain, Mickey could rescue them from the, from the fucking evil corporation.

Or their loyal. Oh shit. Oh shit, that'd be crazy. So how does he look visually different though? He's got all sores. Over his body. He's not somebody that's not like anybody would root for. Weeping wounds that are of pus and infected

Areas where they shaved them What about the shorts what are we doing with the shorts that he's got the shorts on I'm not gonna make everybody No, if fans are but that's your that's your Mickey Mouse that I'm doing this too He has two pairs of shorts on there. But all the seriousness though, you know that like there's not a chance on the planet that those laws aren't going to be side-stepped and changed or put back. Okay, know, okay, we're going to

relook at this. We're going to give it another 10 years or 50 years and we'll relook at the log in, right? Yeah, it's interesting because they are the case could be made that like, look, we're using this, you guys could like, we're using this character. He's our trademark. Like, I think you can make that argument a few them. Right. But the law is the law is the law though. like we're using this character, he's our trademark. Like, I think you can make that argument a few of them.

Right, but the law is the law, though. Yeah, but the laws didn't have multi-conglomerate, conglomerate businesses in mind when it was built. You know what I'm saying? Or like, or a team, like actually an army of high-powered, stung-out lawyers who will do and say anything to get Disney. Disney's fix. Now does the real Mickey Mouse exist in this? Because this is your version. Yeah, Disney's still doing their version. Right, so do you set your version upon?

Well, I mean, I mean, like does he go in? Like travels through those tunnels that are all under Disney World and should get to regular mission. Yeah, I haven't thought about it. I haven't like, you know, fleshed it out that far yet. Actually, I just, I'm just doing this off the top of my head, I really haven't really thought about it. But I think we're gonna see some interesting fan artwork. I was trying to get as many details from you as possible

so that people at home could start drawing. Not enough source. Yeah. When does Tellum see Dave go on the public domain? We'll be long gone. 30. Yeah, we'll be dead. 30 10. Yeah. 1000 wait what? 1000 year. Oh, no way.

20, so 20, 21 10, 21 10 20 21 10 21 10 21 10 and then people will be able to use out likenesses despite anything that we want put sores all over us. Well, I'm hoping I mean I'm hoping my grandkids will fight just as hard as fucking Disney would to keep Mickey. I got my grandchildren fight just as hard for me. Were they like I wish grandpa didn't successfully lobby against Disney? We would only tell him Steve Dave right now. Good, go get a fucking job.

They'll live off my fucking name then. Yeah, that's my work out, damn. Yeah. Yeah. Did you see Walt that again, something we were talking about the other day that There's a petition to deny Jeff Bezos reentry to earth. Oh Oh my god, that was awesome. Once he got up there. He would he they wouldn't give clearance to land They're like, sorry man, the people have spoken

Says it was launch five days ago, and has been signed by nearly 7,000 people as of this morning, which is Tuesday. This person who started the Jose Ortiz, who started the petition says, Jeff Bezos is actually Lex Luthor disguised as a supposed owner of a super successful online retail store. However, he is actually an evil overlord hell bent on global domination. What are the, what are the, yeah, what are the instances that one would, excuse me, oh my God, I drink some water. Good practice. Like, what does a Lex Luthor do? Is that what is he what has Bezos done to you know that would lead one to believe make that kind of statement though that he's world domination. I don't know. I mean I don't like the guy but I'm not like that out of touch though that I think it's because he's a tax dodger as well though.

Like all that money that he's able to like put into a space program was taxes that he didn't pay. All that money he earned, he never paid taxes on. So that's why he's a fucking billionaire. Like while the mom pop stores, he's just struggling to get by, had to pay taxes on whatever whatever they sold he didn't right i mean that's one of the situations though where you gotta say like i agree it's fucked up that these corporations don't pay their fair share of tax but then you got to change the

laws that allow these loopholes and shit who does that will change it does that right they will yeah because the politicians are fucking using the same exact loopholes. Mm-hmm. They'll talk a good game, but when they get back into their dark rooms, with all their smoke-filled, you know, back door deals. Cigars. Yeah, and where all the orgies are held, they're making sure that all those fucking deals stay in place.

Now, hold on, can I just say something? I've been saying some bad things about lawyers. Not all lawyers are bad. I actually hooked up with a lawyer soon to the lawyer. It's weird. And he's going to, he's going to go to bat for us. He thinks and try to get crypto-zoic man back for us. Oh, yeah.

Nice. And our reaction was nice too. What's that? Mary Rachel is nice too. She's a Tom's, you've named Dave Town the lawyer. Oh, I never met her. I'm sure she Mary Rachel is nice to she's a Tom's you've done Dave town lawyer Oh, I never met her. I'm sure she's nice. Yeah Lawyers are an easy punching bag though. It's like nobody likes lawyers. Yeah, I think you still like pick on lawyers and shit like that lawyer jokes I

Think so how do you think though that some lawyers? I? Know we spoken about this and I've brought it up in the past, but these defense lawyers that have to defend people that they know they're guilty, how do they sleep at night? I asked a lady this. When I was up at Anthony Kumio's studio once and there was a lady there and she was a lawyer, defense lawyer. And as I said, I'm not coming at you, but I was like, how do you defend some of the people you defend?

And her answer was just like, it's not about them. She's like, I love the law. So whatever, like, you know, kind of like the, uh, you love the law more than the person you're defending's victims. Probably, yeah. Yeah, so I guess it's just, it doesn't matter. She's like, you know, the law is... I also love money. The law is probably, well, I don't know.

If you're a public defender, I think you make shit money. I don't know if she was a public defender or not. But I would, I would think that a good lawyer would say that right would be like it's the law like you love the law like it's you have to you have to defend that person because they're going to lose like if a fucking you know what I mean like if you're a good lawyer and you attack the and you attack the victim's story and you and you get this. You have icing off. I don't know if the average public defender

is doing that sort of thing. Are they? They're not defending to the with all their diligence and giving it 110. Well, if there's even if you do 110 and they got him dead to rights, isn't that kind of like they got him? Well, I mean, there's not always,

there's a lot of cases where you don't have them dead to rights and you just know. You know, like you got, I mean most human beings have a radar about, you know, about them. So they would be like, oh my God, I know this guy did it, but I'm going to defend them. Yeah, but I don't, if I'm ever in the position one day where like my life is in the hands of a jury or, or like, I don't want people't want people going like I got a strong feeling that he did it Like I want them to be like Let's just prosecute this case of the best of our ability and we have them dead to rights and then I go to jail or

You know my attorney I know you're saying you but like but human human beings are built that you know At the end of the day if you could say all those things, but you know, you know, if you're getting off, like somebody who did some sort of heinous acts to somebody, and you get them off, how do you go about the rest of your life knowing that, like, oh my God, that person probably is going to go do some more horrible shit. Well, why did I get them off? Like, the, how the, how the, how the, how the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the,

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Art like Troy fucked up I didn't know I mean, it's tough to it's tough to stomach that you can that like They get off and they get to go now you can, that like, they get off and they get to go now ruin somebody else's life because of, yeah, you know, that's very hard to deal with. That seems like that would be tough to stomach, but at the same point, like it isn't that a slippery slope,

like when do you start overlooking police mistakes? Who makes that decision? You know, I think I would be able to, or that person, that lawyer would be able to take comfort in the knowledge that like they supported the letter of the law. And it wasn't their fault that the, that the, the cop messed up and the, and it's not their job to overlook police mistakes. Let them go. And you're, let's say you're that lawyer that got them off. And then in, in the next year or two, you look in the newspaper and you see

that guy you got off committed another crime. No, I don't think that would feel good. I don't think that would feel good, but I would also be like, why the fuck did that cop do that? Why did he fuck up like that? So you take yourself out of the equation. Oh, it's what I do best, bro.

He's talking about it. That's my mutant superpower. What do you mean? It's always somebody else's fault. It's like, please. Yeah, it's something, it could be something as simple as like, there was a call like the chain of command, like the evidence, like, the evidence goes to the wrong person, like, you know, it's not the right order or something.

And then that alone is like, Well, you're a victim. I am. Of the system, because you had a, you know, it's not the right order or something. And then that alone is like. Well, you're a victim. I am. Of the system, you know, because you had a defense lawyer like throw out crazy accusations that you were cruising for a Gasex. Yeah. With no evidence, what's so ever to make such a claim?

And your lawyer just sat on his ass and then objected at shit. Yeah, like look how manly and virile he is. How could you say that? Objection, your honor. Yeah. My client was not looking for gay sex in an alleyway. Well, that's true. We'd like to submit the no-homeow defense, your honor.

But then, yeah, I remember he kept asking me about these gay websites, too. He's like, you're not really? He's never seen your computer. No. He's just like, have you ever been on this website? I'm like, no, what is that? Like, I never heard of it. How fucked up that there's lawyers that will do that, though.

They will try to get their perp or whatever they're, they're, they're client off by painting Brian, who let's be honest in 2021, it's not a big deal if he was. But back when that defense lawyer was painting him as somebody lurking around in Alley's looking for Cok. I was coming down throat right on the stand. I didn't ruin his life. Like you were what?

That's fucking harsh, man. It actually would, like, if I had been, I would have been subject to ridicule. So he shouldn't even be bringing it up. Yeah, and if you were looking for a blowjob, more to give a blowjob that night. Definitely to give, definitely to give. Sure, okay, go ahead. Does that mean you have a right to be car jacked with a gun pointed at me? Well, I think what they're trying to establish what they're about the yeah about that whole incident you should write a book Hmm the card Jack and a bright Johnson It once fucked up. Well, I guess what he was trying to do

was establish that if I lied about like, oh, no, no, I wasn't looking for dick. Like then I would also lie about these guys, which to me never made sense because I'm like, all right, if I were ashamed because I was trolling for cock and I lied, to me that's a different lie than being like, I'm lying, I'm like, yeah, it's these guys who did it.

It was these people who card jacked me like there, one there's a purpose to it. The other one there It seems like there's no end game. Like did you go over to whoever was on your side and be like, hey, can you fucking speak up and Save me from this. It was a woman and she was just like they're allowed to do it. She's like, they're allowed to like bring up. How could he, how could he with a straight face be like, have you ever been on this website? Like with, he has never subpoenaed any of your devices. I got 12 fucking jurors being like, well, I have you. That's so fucked up, man. And that was after they continued the case,

probably 10 to 12 times. Like they just kept fucking post pointing it. And that was the they continued the case probably 10 to 12 times. Like they just kept fucking post pointing it. And that was the defense post pointing it so I would give up. Yeah, so eventually that the witnesses will just be like, I'm done. I can't keep like putting my life on hold and taking off work and getting down here just to be told, you got to come back another time. Right. It's a fucking employee. Yeah, and all for what? To get gang members

off? Like you want to put gang members back on the street? You're fuck lawyers. You're right. I don't have a lot of, I mean, I know that there's some good. You marry Rachel. Like this one is going to help us. Supposedly, he's one of the good ones. Okay. One of the few good ones and a Q's lawyer. I'm sure like you said, he's one of the good ones okay one of the few good ones and Q's lawyer. I'm sure like he said he's one of the good ones too, but There are far few you know good ones in my opinion though, but there are definitely ones out there though Yeah Fuck them fuck all Q. I don't agree with that no Now this is what about prosecutors

I don't agree with that no no. Yeah, this is what about prosecutors Doing their best to lock the bad guys away Right and which is a good thing, but there's also I mean on the other flip side of the coin Oh, there's been prosecutors have that have known that their fucking evidence is flimsy or flat out lie and put innocent men in jail and women Wow, so I mean is it is a system that... They say it's the best in the world, America's. Yeah. But even that doesn't mean it's still fucking flawed beyond belief, though.

Well, you know, it's humans, bro. Everything we make is going to be flawed, you know? You're right. I'm fucking right. But we can't accept that. Well, we still have to always be like, we had to make it better though. And they make it hard to make it better though in terms of like changing laws and everything. It's like a herculine effort. Yeah, but I think it should be shouldn't it? Like you don't want

fucking people just being able to willy nilly change laws like it should be difficult and an effort to change laws. Because if it's worth it, you stick with it and you do it, but it's like, put it at the whims of a moment or the fucking, I don't know, man, I wouldn't want them to be able to do it. And who's rewriting these laws also so easily? I think it's better that it's hard. You might be right.

You could, baby. And if be right. You could baby. You sound like a lawyer tonight. Yeah. Yeah, well, you know me. I'm not a little few lawyer over here. You know me. I don't want anyone mad at me. I can't wait for the day that you doesn't care anymore about maybe a man in the boy is gonna be fucking raised earth. We'll be trying to so lightly anymore. I'm not really fucking daisy cutter been dropped on society. I don't know of a thing.

I'm too old to care. I won't care. I don't care now. I won't care then. We were talking about kinks, you know, the kink parade. Yeah. Yeah. We found some weird ones. Oh nice. So weird kinks. Yeah, stuff that maybe we hadn't heard of before. There's aquafilia, which is a form of sexual fetishism that involves images of people swimming or posing underwater. We're sexual activity in or underwater. I could see that one.

Yeah. I could see that one, yeah. I was totally dressed. Yeah, I mean, you know, certain people look good on the water, I guess. I don't know. It's not my cup of tea. I guess that would, I bet you there's some sort of an in vitro kind of like vibe going on there.

Oh, you think? You know, you're a monster. You're a monster. Yeah, you're kind of like in your birthday suit floating around. Your mother's won't get and busy. Pop and baby boom. Get and busy with who? That's what I'm saying.

Well, now you as an adult, you're trying to recreate that feeling of when you were in what's it called in V-Tro? In V-Tro, but now you're introducing a partner into the mix, your twin sister. Oh, hello. What are you doing here? You look just like me. partner into the mix, your twin sister. Oh, hello. What are you doing here? You look just like me. Now, I'm the only one that doesn't have a sister,

so I'm interested to continue. This isn't disgusting me. No. No. No. No. No. No.

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. That would have to be a first of its kind. To get an actor and actress to play babies in the womb. Oh, God. There's not even official name for this one. Oh, but there's a bunch of videos and photos online. For some people, the idea of a person, especially a woman, nearly drowning in quicksand is quite

a turn on. It's quicksand even real. Is that just something that the movie's made up? No, it's real. It's like you don't go down, but it's just like a very slow person. Is it mud or is it fucking sand? I think it's mud. It's like you don't go, you don't go down, but it's just like a very slow person. But is it mud or is it fucking sand? I think it's mud. I think it's like a super thick mud. Yeah, it's such a molasses. Quick mud then not quick sand. Hey, man, we're changing laws. Why don't we change your system?

Uh, uh, have you hold on, but going back to when we were kids, how many movies that we ever watched though were like horror movies where somebody fell into quicksand a lot a lot of monsters were like you know that by the they were Golfed by quicksand to save the day at the end of the movie or running through the jungle or Say I mean they didn't the last Indiana Jones movie and that was what 10 years ago They're still doing it. Yeah crystal skull. Yeah, did you ever ever have a fear of a quick sand as a child? I know I did now I'd never reasonably expected to Fall into quicksand I asked my mother. I was like Could quicksand be around here and she absolutely said yes, that it could be a sand could be anywhere

So I wasn't aware of that yeah Quicksand I would be, I could say it could be anywhere. So I wasn't aware of that. Yeah. Quick sand. What else do we got here? We have, oh it's fucking hot. Receptive. I was just thinking like, well, I'm pulling down. Because I'm not in reach anymore. I mean, my back is sweaty as fuck.

Holy shit, my shirt's all wet. You better drink some water, bro. I drank all my water. You know what I was thinking about getting another one. What's the other one? It's getting water pills instead of drinking water while I'm on the trip. What's that? Water pills.

So this is why I'm constantly hydrated. I just pop a water pill whenever I'm thirsty. So I don't have to get all weed down by the water. How big are these pills? I don't know. I mean, I don't think you can know the un. I'm so I could take as many as I want, I think. But what's in the pill? You never heard of water pills?

No. I never even heard of salt pills. No, they're water pills. I think they make you extra water in your body though. How big are the pills? That work, that sounds insane. What do you mean? You can't take a pill that magically turns the water in your stomach.

Oh, I think I think you're wrong. We would have solved every human problem there was at this point if that was the case. I suggested to Walter earlier that we just take off these cumbersome shirts, but if you just drink water. Water pills are a common treatment for high blood pressure. a common treatment for high blood pressure. Okay. Oh, I think it takes water out of your body, doesn't it? Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, fuck.

I better not take those pills. Like, what? Looks pretty bad. He even got out of the car yet. How many water pills did you eat? Oh, bottom. It's just, it's trying to be responsible. Oh, man, that sucks because I was here. I was thinking I was like I can't do it

I can't chug down all this water without feeling like Like I put on an extra like 50 pounds. Oh like sloshing around on my belly and shit I thought I was gonna be able to take these pills and just fucking sweet. What did you think the pills did like? What was what did you think it pills did? Like what was, what did you think they did? Hydrated, keep my insides all hydrated. But when you took the pill, you think it released chemicals that hydrated you, it turned the water in your stomach. I thought maybe it just turned the water.

Yeah, it says these drugs help your kidneys get rid of extra water and salt from your body. I'm just going down for my whole family should take these Glad we had this discussion out loud. I mean not for everyone who's listening. Okay. You bought enough water pills for your family. Are you sure? Creama Cistophilia. Creama Cistophilia. Sounds pretty gross. I hear a cyst in there. And you hear cream. However, it has nothing to do with either of those things. You know, you've got this fetish if you like being held up robbed or otherwise stolen from.

This fetish can involve being conned or lied to by one's lover. And some four of this fetish that fetishes gets off by being forced to pay for sexual services, kind of like the opposite of prostitution. Wait, those sounds like two wildly different ideas. They really do. So someone who gets turned on by paying for sex is the same as someone that likes getting lied to? Well, forced to pay for sex. This isn't some forms. I guess maybe those are like subsets of the main way, which is

getting held up robbed or otherwise stolen from. Yeah, I could see it. Can you? And not enough of me, but I could see why people would be into it. Yeah. Like their helpless. Yeah, maybe their helpless, or it's just different. How many times many times you're gonna fucking do missionary style Before you like here take this gun go in the alleyway and fucking mug me on the way home Keep the safety on Yeah, don't load it. I can see it man. It just seems like another form of role play same thing with the paying for sex Like if you you know if you wanted to I mean you really want to spice things up in the bedroom You know pay your girlfriend for sex. Yeah, you wanted to, I mean, you really want to spice things up in the bed, you know, pay your girlfriend for sex.

There goes. Yeah, I mean, I mean, you don't know this, but I thought that's what being married was. Oh, you can hear that on one. That's a joke. That's a big, that's a bad joke. a bad joke. I know 2021 you have to qualify. I don't like. I don't fight to keep that in. Red at just exploded. Oh my god. Can you believe what he joked about? He said something I don't like. I don't care if it was a joke. That's a terrible joke. that's a terrible joke that which is why it's also I'm the one to my son

and dually chasing uh... high-risk defilia the fetish for people who have committed crimes this is especially true of aggravated crime such as an assault rate murder or even cannibalism sounds like serial killer it's yeah it's couples who enjoy uh...

committing these crimes together. Well, these none of these strike me as are going to have their own float. They don't. And pride parade though. Oh wait, yeah, I haven't, hold on, I haven't heard you about a proct, a proctophilia, which is people ripping farts in your face. What? The farted on.

Yeah, there are, yeah, because you can't see these things. Like, you want to dress up as a leather bound dog. That could be on a float. Farting in a face? Yeah. Well, yeah, because you could make like a fake like air, like fart balloon or like fart. What are those called? Those fart lines, remember?

No, no, no, no, no. I mean, like you would like draw, like draw the fart cloud and have a kind of, like, oh, like a little thing. I'm talking about a float in the parade or in the, you know, like these festivals that they do and I wanna like show off your kinks. That one could be done.

I think and probably not be a big deal. Yeah, I think people yeah, much more acceptable and committed committing aggregate, aggravated assault or something. And at least everybody would know what it was like the guy who just wants to be, you know, victimized. That's hard. That's hard to pull off on a float and everybody really get it immediately with that kink. They're like, what are they doing? But a farder, but a farting situation that everybody understands that right away. And you get some, you get some, some Marshall speakers. Oh, microphone.

I'm gonna put a microphone right next to it. Put a sure microphone right next to it. Put a short microphone right next to that ass. Sponsored by short. Yeah. Ha, ha, ha. Fornafilia, which is, uh, this finish is all about using a person as a piece of furniture. All right, that could go on the float. Yeah, definitely.

Some examples include serving as a footstool acting as a table, being human candle holders, acting as a non-functioning lamp or other decor. Hahaha. I wanna know, like, I mean, all this shit sounds very strange, right? I wanna talk to somebody who's like, now I'm totally into being a foot stool because I wanna know what got you to that point. Well, isn't that kind of, to me that reads as like a humiliation thing more than anything? I don't know about the fucking lamp on, but the like somebody putting their feet up on you and stuff like that.

And that read like I can at least understand that one. Like some people just like being humiliated or humiliating. Yeah, but why? Like I always want to know why, like what is it like? Why what happened that you like somebody farting in your face? Like what when was the moment that you're like, this is for me?

It's just taboo. Oh, it's sick. I like taboo. I think it's just like, you know, you're different. You know, we love to be different. Nobody, everybody wants to stand out. So, if you really want to stand out in the King crowd, you better make sure your King is... Benetian beans.

Yeah, but if you're in the King Cat crowd, you can't look down on that guy, right? Like, you have to welcome him. Not at all. But you're just doing this because you have to welcome him. Not at all. Yeah. But you're like, are you just doing this because you want to get on the float? You want to make sure you're in the parade because are you really into this

or are you just saying it because you want some attention? Because we have a kink for that too. It's another name. You said something the other day while you were talking about poison ivy and looking like it elephant Titus of the balls and shit in our lifetime or any other lifetime Will the bar for ugly be anything but the elephant man? Like when you're like oh, what's the bar for ugly you'd be like

That's my very bad she goes, elephant man. Wow. I wouldn't think the youngsters today are using, even know who elephant man is. Do you? I don't know. I'm gonna call her a youngster later on. I know. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know how aware of elephant man people are anymore.

Like Michael Jackson's not around, so the bones are everything. The movie is a little bit too old for anybody to care about. Yeah, and it's also at the end of the day, I think the lens on the elephant man is no longer like curious freak, wasn't it like, horrifyingly victimized and sad?

Yeah. That doesn't mean he's not ugly though. No, he's definitely ugly. That's true I don't know I guess who else would it be the kid from mask Quasimodo. I guess he's the frontrunner. Are you right? Yeah, yeah I mean even Rocky Dennis isn't real. Well, I guess he was real, right? He was real right, but I don't think people know that movie anymore. No, mask. That's old shit. So many references. I mean, that's, that's a recent reference compared to the

blondie and fucking fibromaguse shit from our. That's true. That's true. Actually, I saw, you know what, I'm going to take all this back. I saw the elephant man on Broadway three years ago, four years ago. So I take it back. He's still out there, bro Yeah, yeah, Bradley Cooper played the elephant man if you could fuck a believe it Oh the fucking handsome this guy out there is like I know what I'll do But you know, that's why I fucking can't stand handsome people and good-looking people They're like I'm gonna ugly like Charlize Theron I'll ugly myself up for monster and then everybody's like, oh, aren't they brave to look how you look all the time?

I mean, the trick, you'll be happy to hear this. The trick of this, my friend, is that he didn't use any makeup. He acted his way into making you believe he was ugly. That's how good Bradley Cooper was. That's how good it was. Did he wear the hood the whole time? I'm telling you, dude, he had his face out. He contorted himself a little bit. But for the most part, you know, you were just looking at Bradley Cooper and buying that he was the elephant, man.

I feel like you recently met Bradley Cooper. There's a lot of fandom. I don't know Bradley Cooper. I'll never meet Bradley Cooper. But I saw him in elephant, man, he's fucking pretty good. Huh. Yeah. We think of that pal, put that in your pipe and smoke it. Well, I just want to know if there's going to ever be anybody uglier than this elephant, or there probably is, but maybe not as well known. Yeah. I don't know.

Cause I was driving down the highway the other day and I was just thinking of shit and I was like, I wonder if I'm in the bar for anybody's ugly, you know? That's where this is coming from. Yeah, that's where I came from. Then I was like, no, not in the elephant. Fuck him, right? I don't think so, bro. I don't think you're hideous at all.

I think we're losing wall. No, it's just the heat. That's what I mean. If anybody else adds, we have hats. I was going to do them with Sage, but uh, What do you got? We've been making the ads funny again. Oh, I heard. Are we? People are really, uh, Connected with the last episode. They said the funny ads are back. You

All right, then we'll do it. We'll do it. It's a joke. Then we'll do two in a row. Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Summer is coming in hot literally. But with me, Undy's breathable and soft as heck, Fabrics, you can soak up the sun and feel cool for the summer. I just got my Gecko panties today. They're pretty cool.

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Yeah. So share all the places you're planning to go this summer. Well, we've shared that quite a bit. We're going to We're going to a lot of different states and we're bringing our Raycon's. I know I am Jason. I will be as well. Yeah, so yeah, what do you listen to in the car? Like like how do you decide what goes on the radio? It really is all It's just whatever captures my fancy that particular day. But you're the man you control the radio. Why not? Yes.

Yeah. Oh yeah, there is no, there's no if fans are but about who controls the radio dial. I like that man. How often do you switch out driving? Are you guys driving the whole hall? Well, you let the ladies take a take. Oh no, the ladies will have to take their, take their share of hours behind that wheel. Because you can't be, I can't, not at this age, I can't be expected to make that fucking

long hole. And, you know, that's just that, that's selfish. If they fucking think that I'm gonna drive. Fuck it all the way there. And all but I like the entire trip. So is Alicia a good driver? She thinks she's a good driver. She drives too fast for my preferences.

Did she drive the whole way? So I don't have to be stuck behind you too. Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha. She has a bit of a lead foot and I don't like it. You need that extra bit of, you slow down by five miles per hour. It gives you that reaction time in case you need it. You need that extra bit of, you'd slow down by five miles per hour, it gives you that reaction time in case, you need it. Especially on these understates. Oh my god, it's like talking to a wall though. So you don't even know. It's like, like, and you just turn, tune you out. That's when

it just fucking drives you out. You just tune you out or turn it over like, and she thinks that because when she's behind the wheel she gets to control the radio Oh, that's why yeah, so she just turns the music up a little louder That's fucking great. It's not though. It's not me not for you It's great. Yeah, as an outside observer. I had to drive somewhere. We're lucky. We're not taking get them with us Oh, yeah, he had to follow me somewhere. He had to follow me to uh, I forget where we're going. I was what he was mad I want I think that motherfucker you think I drive slow Really I was I had to stop and pull over to the side of the road constantly his gap control

Is is absolutely atrocious for a man? I mean he does he doesn't well he does drive a woman's vehicle, right? He doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't drive a woman's vehicle, right? It was, it was absolutely embarrassing. How many times I had to be like, what the fuck are you doing? I think he was doing that purpose after a while though. Really? Just trying to be a jerk off to me. Yeah. Let's see. So, uh,

provide an example of something you listen to on your radcons. Black Sabbath. Little Black Sabbath action. Yeah. Not just. Mm-hmm. They're replacing Black Sabbath in Red Bank the other day. Really? Yeah, you know, how they have the band set up and all that other shit. They were playing paranoid, don't they? Oh, wow. Down by Mom with a star. I'd like to have heard that. Yeah, it does sound too bad. Then they played Free Bird and that didn't sound great. So whether you're listening to a podcast or Free Bird, a pair of Raycon wireless earbuds

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That made me say I think I got to sit down. This is so powerful And it could and it could anger some of the listeners, but I don't care. Good. Some of these quotes could really, could step on some toes, depending upon where you lean or your gender. Do you think that we should,

is this a shithead? I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. Do you think we should ask people to tune out now if they think they're gonna be offended by this? I, I, no, no, because I don't know, and all is honest, and all seriousness,

I don't think, I think if anybody's being honest with themselves, they'll hear this quote. I have three, and then you tell me what you're gonna like the best. But this is my favorite one I want to go out on, but it may be too, it may be too divisive though you ready a woman's loyalty is tested when her man has nothing a man's loyalty is tested when he has everything hmm this fucking deep yeah I Hmm. This fucking deep.

Yeah, I think it, uh, I think it holds up. Yeah, you like that one? I like that one. I think it works. I think you could swap either genders to be honest with you if you want to make it safe for everybody. I don't want to make it safe. That's not what TSD is about. You should have said transgender. That's not a man or woman. Yeah, I see the wisdom in that. Right. I mean,

like you got to stick through the highs and the lows is what you're saying. Well, but it also, I mean, let's be honest, like a man is so easy. I believe, you know, it's it's going to the old cliches and the old stereotypes, but when a man has everything, no, I he can be tempted more than when he has and when all avenues are open, he's more likely to drive down those avenues more than when he didn't have anything, you know, when it went all the roads were closed to him. He's yeah, then he's a good and he's a great driver. Yeah, I would say that like just to use two examples of my own life like, you know, Joey Fatoon probably has a lot more fucking

You know temptation coming his way then say my cousin Ted Ted's like what are you saying? Ted's like, what are you just saying? Yeah, like, Ted doesn't get a lot of bites of that apple, whereas I've been around with Faton and those in sync fans still like him. You know what I mean? What do you think, Brian? If you like it or you feel it's not, it's too much. Has it aged out?

Yeah. No, I think it's still a place. Right. Do you think that there's some listeners who may be annoyed by that, if they just sit back and go like just stop just calm down and Really really just look at it without being without the lens of If that it's sexist or anything. I think that if it upsets you you should check yourself into a mental health facility It's just like I know people get offended at everything but like for Christ's

Like it's there's a reason that it's it's often repeated this kind of shit I got one that's a maybe a little bit more uplifting though. Maybe that one's two How one's too shitty to go out because this is what we're going out to weekbreak Right is this really what you want to go out on now if everybody all pissed off at us Drop and fucking pearls of wisdom like that. I just move the funny commercials around. I got a better one that's maybe a little bit more what you call, you know, it makes you feel better. If you talk about it, it's a dream.

If you envision it, it's possible. But if you schedule it, it's real. Well, schedule's a weird word. Like, planet? Well, if you schedule it, it's happening. Well, not really. I mean, I was scheduled to have dinner with my friend this week and we're canceling it. Really? You don't like that one. I really like that one. I think they dropped the ball at the end. I think they they're really fucking I thought the last one didn't fit the first All right fucking throw that one out that hole. This is going to them

People are pissed. Yeah, we gotta we gotta save we gotta make sure all the ones who are pissed off I just don't stay pissed off for two weeks because I might not come back then Patreon are gonna go down people stock canceling it Actions prove who someone is words just prove who they want to be That's a good one I like that one. Do you hear that one, right it? The cock suckers Put that in your fucking pipe and smoke it

Right, I mean that one is like that's a slap to the face to some people are like, holy shit. Yeah. Like, have I just been doing lip service? Or am I really putting into actions my the way I speak and the way I, like talk? You talk in a talk, you know, walk in the walk walking the walk. You know why that's a good one? Because you can look at Twitter and see any number of people who that would apply to. People just fucking retweeting fucking whatever the fuck we're going on and bitching

about shit instead of doing something about it. Okay this is all from my private collection I keep these I look at these very often. When I'm driving, like when I come to a light, I'll just quickly pick them up, just grab one real quick, soak in and digest it and then go on to the next light just to, you know, to give myself something to think about in between stops. But here's another one we can go out on that also, you don't like that one. When all your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed. But isn't the, but isn't the, to see a dream through to fruition?

That last quote, wasn't that saying, like turn a dream into something real? Yeah, but I think this one is, you know, a lot of people, you better start, let's say some of your dreams start coming true be sure to sit down and come up with some new dreams because if you don't it's going to be an empty existence if you don't have anything to strive for. Now you'll be sitting around watching Blondie in the middle of the day. I'm like, there's nothing better you could do. There's nothing, there's nothing more pressing that you could take care of.

There is, but I was looking up the fetishes, and then I started reading about Blondie in February, McGee, because I didn't know enough about him to talk about it, so I started reading that kind of shit. It was only an hour and a half, it's not like I spent fucking seven hours, like with a marathon or something. Still, I mean, just like a clip on YouTube would have been enough, I would think, to get your... No, you're right, it would have been.

I know, you had to fucking do the deep dive. Yeah. I got to come up educated. I guess that's it then two week break. Two weeks. Two weeks. Well, hopefully if you guys give me enough heads up I'll fly out and meet you guys to the Great Canyon. But you know, for the most part I'll just pull hope that it fucking stops. If it ever stops raining in New York, Yeah, I'd love to go on the pool one day It's sunny and fucking beautiful in New Jersey. Yeah, that's it's not

It's gotta be is are you sure that's not a swarm of birds circling the fucking dump that like A constant gray cloud No, no, I see with error No, no, I sit with there. I see the first windowless part of his house. I mean, I'm in a basement recording a podcast. I guess. How long do you spend in the basement? What's the longest you could take down here before you're like,

I got to get up out of the basement because if it's windowless, it's almost like the tell them Steve Dave general store then. Well, it's not windowless. tell them Steve Dave general store then. Well, it's not window list. It's not window list. No, I mean, like this is basement is kind of like my little, this is like my playroom. I love it.

Man cave. Yeah, I hate to use that term, but the whole house is my man cave. But I do have the pinball machines down here and the television and, you know, my big TV and all that shit. So it's nice down here. That's what defines the man cave right it's like your favorite stuff. Yeah I want a man cave. That's my dream.

That's why that's why. Schedule that shit. No no no. My wife says to me, well all your wishes are granted, your dreams will be destroyed so you're not getting a man cave. Oh thanks. You do love the dream and asshole. Tell them Steve Dave.

Oh, thanks. You do love me. So, be dreamin' asshole. Tell them Steve Dave.