Tell Em Steve-Dave - #488: Channel 1,000,000

Episode Date: August 8, 2021

Sal Vulcano joins the boys to talk Fed-ex delivery, anniversary gifts, Rumpology, and below-the-belt anatomy.

We did talk about this as a person's asshole without a problem. I think it was as tasteful a conversation you can have about an edition of Tellum Steve Dave. I am here with Walt and brought coming in from the island of Staten, BQ. Hello, hey, how's it going guys? And we have a special guest. Boys, I don't use the word thrilled very often. I don't get thrilled in life a lot You know it's rather mundane, but today's guest thrilled to have him here

Yeah, you face lit up when you said because I didn't tell you that it was gonna be at my house today No, we got a right volcano Yeah, thank you so I feel like a cicada Yeah, he came out Thank you so I feel like a cicada. Yeah, he came out. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, that you know the all you were at the wedding the wedding of gittem that may have been it episode 300 you were officiate at the wedding. You wasn't a final kiss to you weren't on the not in person definitely it definitely has not been seven years that's

a If it has I then I am I can't the then I'm depressed. Yeah, you would have to go on more often than that. So what should say we're restarting Something here. It's just the appearances of cell from now on he'll be on week I Reaper can you commit to that cell with your many other obligations? Every time I turn around there's a new self-alcanoproject

I'm like if I had fucking 10% of the output of this guy. I wouldn't want to kill myself constantly I mean isn't that on you? Oh, it is, but I like to blame Sal. I don't want to take you. Well, I don't want spoiler alert, but even with the output, I'm already there. So, Sal was almost in on the Key West trip. I told them two days late, he'd booked something two days earlier. Oh, really?

I would have sure I shook on. It was a bittersweet, yeah. Talk about a long time ago. We haven't been to Key West together since with early 2000s, right? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. God damn it. Fantasy Fest, we were there for your birthday and like it was like the first week of December

right? Because the Christmas decorations were up there in Key West, but it was 95 degrees. Yeah, that was when they pushed fantasy Fest for a storm right yeah, it's stormed and then they pushed it It's fantasy fest like the porno expo. It's not well. I want to say porno. It was more like a marty-gra. Okay, you know, yeah I like that it was like hedonism 2000 or something like that? It's a little bit like, like I saw it on HBO real sex. Yeah, you could, it would be a good subject for real sex. Oh, it's that body, huh? It's that, it's that like, oh, I've never seen more spray painted penises in my life.

Well, it used to be that when I went there with Mary Beth in 2019, we were there during the weekdays and there was no flashing. It was an older crowd. Like, when I mean older, I mean older than me even. So I think it was the weekends or maybe reserved for the younger people now. But it was that's when I don't like going on weekends. Right. It was too wild and everybody's like really wasted and the way more wasted than even Q was that that one was COVID around? Because maybe there isn't like against the CDC's recommendations to flash during the pandemic. I don't think that is part of the CDC guideline,

but COVID wasn't around at that point. It would still be another month or two. I would fucking, I'd be on the anti-fouchy fucking parade. It was like, no boobs. The way the corona nips. Mary Beth was flashing. She had two masks over her tits. Yeah, but my one my one nip is vaccinated the other nips. So I want what's that go ahead, Kio? No, no, it's gonna ask right away. I just want how excited you for suicide squad. I'm going to see it.

Yeah. Yeah. I know it's on HBO Max, right? Yes. Yeah. But I want to see it on the big screen. I have been a fan of the suicide squad the comic book since the 80s. I know it's not gonna be the comic book version but it looks so damn good that I cannot wait to see it and I've heard nothing but great reviews. I heard it's gory fuck which is

not something that I'm into but you know at least I know it's gonna be better than that first abomination. Yeah yeah what James gun man he fucking just makes movies I like that's it. I wish there was a dead shot in a dead choppy my favorite uh... suicide squad member of the kind of bomb that there's no uh... dead shot but peacemaker looks like a good uh... replacement though yeah he does man uh... i'm excited and they got starrow in it i never thought i'd see that

fucking day i'm kind of on that that like that lead out though that would have been amazing to be sit there and not written that think star was gonna appear and then have Starro appear. Yeah, cause you never thought you'd see it. Never. So that's Starro. So that's Starro.

Yeah. So that is the comics. Yeah, preferably. I was like, oh wow, I mean, I love it. I'll, I'm gonna, I can't wait to watch the movie, but I'm not, I don't have the encyclopedic Yeah, you keep up on it. Yeah, what's that you got we watch all the shows all the streaming shows I I was for a while and then I had feedback from him and a couple people that some were duds and I didn't see those and then the next ones We're like, oh you shouldn't see this without seeing that one. Then it kind of snowballed on me. And so then I just was like, this is all too much for me.

I like bowed out. But I've been like, I have Disney plus, and I'm like, I'm going to watch that. They put them in chronological order, and I'm like, I'm just going to run it. I'm going to run the whole thing again. You know what I mean? So. But I think the streaming services, they demand it almost that you devote your life to it because it's

like, you know, if you haven't seen it, people get right in your face, you're like, what the fuck is wrong with you? Why haven't you seen it yet? And it's so annoying, though, how the pressure that the people who love these shows put on everybody else to watch it immediately. I should just pick up and watch the newest ones, but then I get in my head like, standing with wrestling, where I'm like, well, I don't wanna be missing references and not understanding things that I should be understanding

because I've missed other movies. So I put the breaks on and then it becomes overwhelming. And then like I shouldn't be walking around with this being a source of anxiety and then I'm like, ah, point is that anything can become a source of anxiety. So even right now, even the Marvel Cinematic Universe has really given me a run for my mental money.

Is it a long movie? Is it a long movie? Like that four hour cut, the Snyder cut type? No, it's probably like, it's probably two hours or less. I feel like they're making movies longer and longer these days. So the point where like even I don't have the attention spent, I like a nice 90 minute movie. Everything you need to tell me you can fit into 90.

Yeah. What was the movie with Jared Leto where he played? That was that was it was right. That's why I'm a little confused. So they just rebooting it. It's kind of a sequel. Right. That's like a sequel.

I thought they'd have like a title, right? That's like a sequel- But they're calling it a sequel- It's a sequel- But they're calling it a sequel- But they're calling it a sequel- I thought they'd have like a title, right? They're calling it the Suicide Squad. That's the only difference. Wow.

The addition of the- So I watched that one, which is DC. DC, we're talking about DC. DC, we're talking about DC. DC, we're talking about DC. DC, we're talking about DC. DC, we're talking about DC. DC, we're talking about DC.

DC, we're talking about DC. DC, we're talking about DC. DC, we're talking about DC. DC, we're talking about DC. DC, we're talking about DC. DC, we're talking about DC. DC, we're talking about DC. DC, we're talking about DC. Of course it is. For the list of us is the Marvel Cinematic Universe. No, I watched that one and I remember being like, oh, nah. Yeah, it wasn't that, you know, she was great, she was a fucking killer. I mean, there were parts to like about it. Yeah.

I don't even hate the Joker as much as everybody else did. Yeah, me neither. I was kind of like, I was like, at least it's different. I was like, it's different. I'll take it at this point. What is the public take on Jared Leno? He's polarizing, yeah. I think a lot of people hate his guts

It why is that though? Why I don't know is he pretentious? Is it that that commitment to the band? What's the band? Yeah, like Jared little in the moon dogs or some shit? Oh 30 seconds to Mars whatever Wrong celestial body completely So it's a matter of like the internet or people are like staying your lane Jared Lido either you're an either an actor or a musician pick one. I think we just live in the era where everybody has to have an opinion and for whatever reason the internet just decided they didn't like him. That's it. Is it his intensity?

Is that when they say like like, oh, even his, when he did the Joker, they all had issues with him, he was mailing people. Oh, well, it turned out that wasn't true. Oh, is that right? Actually, you bring up a good point. A lot of people hated him because he was like mailing dead rats to his co-stars and stuff.

And he was like, what's that? When the actor doesn't leave the role. Method, after. He was going method and people were like, well, he's just actually harassing his cast members the guys a bit of a dick But it turns out that all of that was a PR story That he was like actually didn't do any of that they wanted to say that My face on him

They said the proof is a right come out and just like hey that was that was not real. They didn't get his back in like No, no That was not real they didn't get his back in like no no Like hold But they brought him back they brought him back for the for the Snyder cut. He was in that so you know You know trying to make a man's for whatever that was worth Yeah, it seems like he's in a lot of like he gets praised a lot for the commitment he has to his movie roles But I can't discern why why he has that air of people don't like him around them. That stigma. Oh, no, he was a fight club, right? Yeah. Angel face. Yeah. Good enough for me. What else do you need to know? He's in fight club. Yeah, fight

club. He did a movie a couple of months ago called The Little Things that I saw. It was like with Denzel Washington and the guy from Mr. Robot that from Queen. Oh, Malik. Yeah, it was a movie about a serial killer and he played the serial killer or you know, like they leave it a little bit bigger but he was really good in it. Yeah, it was like strange. Like yeah, was like he he definitely was captivating like on screen He played his weirdo and it was like he was really out there He was also so the he was also great in a Requiem for a dream. Oh Shit. Yeah, he played the deal though. That's right. Yeah

Did he pay the guy that killed he killed the The beetle what's his name? John Levin he and he put on like 40 pounds to play him or so Mark David Chapman. Oh, yeah, who's Hank Levin? Oh, he shot present Reagan for Jody Foster. So many assassinations in the 80s. I don't know. It was an awesome time So I hope sad me bringing Salon didn't derail your plans for the show this week. I really didn't have any plans. So a surprise plan like Seville cano is just what we're just what we are looking for. So we need to save this episode and actually yeah, really thanks. So it's an extra opinion too.

I my one year anniversary is coming up. I got to come up with an anniversary gift. It's an extra opinion too. My one year anniversary is coming up. And I've got to come up with an anniversary gift. What's the type, like what's the type paper? Every anniversary. Paper. Oh, that's easy. Give her a $100 bill.

Yeah, send the run away. Take it on the archie. Take it on the archie. Get it like tickets somewhere. You know, playing tickets. Oh, it's a paper. That's a good idea. That's a hefty, spric I was gonna say right here a nice letter

You get a tickets to a show Yeah, I did recently she doesn't know this but I just recently bought tickets for John five in Ingvey, Malmstein in New York So I could I'll just be like oh, yeah, I got these for you Your works are already been done I got to love I got him for you You've worked so hard, you've been done, you've got to work ahead of you. I've got to happen to love. I've got to pre-you. What if you wanted to do something more personal though, like something that from the heart? Why don't you just like YouTube some origami videos?

And this make or something beautiful out of paper like, oh, like a million folds. So you're speaking like an artist. Not so do you. My hands have tremors because of my medication. How am I going to make me a origami shit? We're going to just find somebody on Etsy to make you something out of origami and then have them just get it mailed to you. Like a do that.

Or you know what? I will say my first take on that as romantic as it is, is that when you hand to a piece of origami for your anniversary, it is not gonna go over well whether she tells you or not. Really? Why?

I don't know, because I don't know. I feel like origami has a ceiling, especially in the ways of a gift It has a what a ceiling I just feel yeah, I mean don't get me wrong this beautiful origami You bent it with your own fingers I Don't know I you know what I guess if someone gave me an origami gift I would be I would really be thankful but I think a part of me after that person left would be like I don't really know what I'm gonna do with this fucking origami

You know like How long are you obligated to keep it? What is the shape? Is it a geese like what a goose? I don't know if you've seen what they can do in 2021 with origami, but the shit is fucking spectacular. It's like 3D printing now Oh, okay, so maybe I'm skilled you know fingers you know not his but yeah I was gonna say so I'm gonna learn to shit ten days. Yeah you could do some impressive like knock you on your ass shit though you know that like it could be this high you know like you know four foot high or a gummy sculpture. Right you know what I could do okay I'll write a suicide letter right I'll leave it where she can find it, and then I'll hide out for like eight hours,

and then suddenly I'll be like, surprise, I didn't do it. And then. It's the greatest gift of all. I'm back. You're back, baby. She was already trying to crack this safe. Yeah, I stick with the hundred bucks.

Get a ticket, get a ticket. a tickets tickets to something not a bad idea Easy out. I think you lead with a joke paper gift though because it's ripe for it Get it like a ream a ream of A ream of like thick stock printer paper or something and just be like this a less months. This is the good stuff I had a, well, I showed, maybe you could inform Sal, because I didn't know how to explain it to him, because I showed him the skateboard deck that you had made for the Patreon $100 a year. Oh, 60. Okay. and but look at the house I just Just hit the floor. I'm not the joint patreon. I Couldn't even believe the hundred-aunt here got it. I looked at it

And I was like you get this to be in the dilly it costs that on its own probably and now it's $60 I mean wow what a deal well it's time three You got to stay in that tier for three months. So it's one eight. Okay. But then you get other stuff too. You get dog tags, you get a canvas poster, and you got the skateboard deck.

It's the deal of a lifetime. It is. I was so impressed. He was blown away. But he was asking questions about how it works. And I was like, I actually don't know. I go, well, it's so good at this stuff. I just see awesome products get made. And the lamp up there is one one and I'm just like, I don't know.

So how far in advance do you have to, are you, Sal was concerned that you're working around the clock on? I am, Sal. Okay, that's another thing that gave me, before I even saw you, they gave me so much anxiety. I was upstairs and I go, are you kidding? He's on the clock every time he does one to come up with another one and top him so that I make it this quality. And he said, yeah, and I said,

that sounds like a mental prison man. Yeah. Oh yeah, there's a lot of pressure put upon myself to come up with new innovative ideas that don't duplicate what you've done now, on three years trying to do something different for three straight years Oh, yeah, it's only gonna get harder. Yeah, but I have to do it probably about five months out Before I need it almost half a year out and then who's working that's why it's like you and you can't do it within america hate to say it it pains me to say it almost kills me to say it but

if you if I want to get a skateboard deck made in america they would just be farming out the china be paying that middleman all is that right that's what i found whenever where i looked in america to get a skateboard like a custom deck made it look like it was you know it's the amount of outsource it yeah wow that is so deceitful like a custom deck made, it looked like it was, you know, the same time I made the house or sit. Yeah. Wow, that is so deceitful. I mean, it's kind of obvious when you look at what they're,

they're, you know, they're, what's the called, they're, the define line, how long it's gonna take and everything and you realize, well, it's gonna take that long because they're getting it from China too and it's gotta ship in. But, you know, I mean, everything's made over there now. You can't, it's almost impossible not to, to have to deal with overseas suppliers at this point.

Sucks, you know. That was what, that's what happened to us in the 70s when our politicians sold us out. So it's not our fault. Yeah. haha it's not our fault haha uh... yes i'll uh... immediately started doing all these and have pipe stuff

you got wheels on it now haha yeah you guys you put that our dex man you guys would clean up with them now we wouldn't clean up with anything yeah okay well tend to loin dex underloin dex yeah yeah No, we wouldn't clean up with anything. Oh, okay, well, it's time to loin text.

It's time to loin text, yeah. Yeah, it's time to loin text. But you, but like he, but like the artwork on it, we should put that on a t-shirt. That artwork's too good to just have on skateboard. Yeah, I did that artwork. I think it came out like trying to ape Jack Kirby big time and still make it look like you and make it look like Brie.

But Brie's base, it's just old and no. I just grabbed the old and picture. And, I mean, as long as you got a beard, you could do anything to Brian. You know, everybody gonna know it's Brian because of the beard, so that's the easy way out. And if you notice me, I just put extra big teeth, but there's nothing I have a helmet on so you can't tell it to me either.

You're really the only one that looks even closely like you do in real life though. Yeah, thank you for that. Yeah, it's fun though. I mean, it is, like I said, it is a lot of planning. I mean, we got a, we got an eight track cassette. Is that what it's called? Eight track tape.

Eight track tape. We put a podcast exclusively on an eight track. That's gonna be going out. Oh, you, that is the coolest idea I've ever heard that's like cuz I get vinyl. We love the vinyl But I'd never heard anyone who who even does that? I know you can see America America own America made Yep, I found a I found out flying the flag a husband a wife team who made Dolly Parton's Christmas album That was there claim the fame on there on their website, that they put on here.

We made the Dolly Parton Christmas album. I guess it came out rather recently on 8 track. I guess she did the same thing, kind of like a kitschy, kind of like, you know, retro thing for her fan base. And so now on their website, hopefully that way, we did the Tellm Steve Dave 8 track as well, underneath the Dolly Parton. So, is the idea that it's just a really cool collectible aesthetically because I what percentage

of people will be able to use it? I'm guessing 99.9 will not be able to listen to it. Just let me just tell you something just turn the mic down for the listeners just leave a blank. Just get just get all the track tapes and stickers and just call it a day. I Want to tell you both you guys are looking really good. I mean really good and yeah, yeah, you guys working out I know you're talking about getting a trainer cue. Have you gotten it? I've had a trainer. I just my thing is like I will do it for like a month and then I won't do it for a month

But now I'm dealing with that nerve issue. I'm taking the MRIs and stuff so I can't work out right now. So I'm just trying to eat like a fat fuck all the time. I love you so much because I'm in the worst shape of my entire life. Really? It looks good, doesn't it? Yeah, they both look good. Yeah.

I think the table here is cutting me off from the tits down Thank you that actually made me feel good because I've not been feeling good lately. Hey, this is just therapy session for me today, huh? If I want to tell you know, Q. I know you were worried about github a couple episodes ago about him that you know, take care of himself I want you to give you the update that Github how to harder tech is that with us anymore? No, no, but giddum myself and my wife are walking now two hours at a clip three times a week wait, yes, yes, there's so many things to parse here the three of you together are walking. Yeah, we now meet holding you holding hands Not specifically, but

Spiritually touch try to go to them to keep keep up with us How are devian gittem? How's that interact that two hour interaction going? It's been really good He's I told him you know to kind of like turn it down a little bit You know, you know keep the information that you want to relay to the most important information that has to be relayed. I'm not going to speak to another human being like that. I have to teach him. I can't programming him. You need it. You fucking need it.

Oh, that is good. He's really been doing it. He's been, like we went out today before we got here. It was brutally hot. We're on a black top five mile walk. He did great. He looked like he jumped in a pool, but that's what he needs. Now where do you go?

Is it along the trail here? We've been going different places. We've been going to Manasquan, Reservoir. We've been going to Thompson Park over by Brookdale and he's been doing good. And like, like, you keep a pace. What's that? You keep a certain pace like you're actually like kind of walking walking or is it just strong? We don't keep a pace that like, they're worried we feel like we'll put him at a disadvantage or he'll say I have to stop. So we let him kind of keep the pace, but it's so funny, the thing that you said,

you like you had so much to parse there. The next day, after our first walk, Gidham was like when I got to the store, he was like, he couldn't stop like pressuring me for, so what'd your wife think of me? So what you think, what you think after, like when you got home, what you say about me in the car,

like it was like, I was like, nothing, she's just happy to just go out and be for a walk. You know, he was so self-conscious. I guess because I told him, you don't need to tell her. You don't need to tell her every single thing about yourself in the first two hour walk. But really, what is her thoughts on them? The only thing she said was maybe the next time we walk, we can go somewhere where he hasn't been before. And this way he doesn't have to tell us every single thing that's ever happened to him

on the way there. I found a small tour on the side of the road here once he said. I got my hair to tour, guys. At the reservoir. Yeah, but now I thought you'd like you'd appreciate it. I am really happy. Yeah, I am very happy. He went out and brought Five pairs of sneakers so he could figure out which pair will work the best for him

You know, he's I was talking to him yesterday. He was like, hey, see all these boxes. I said, yeah The new balance boxes. He goes, yeah, I'm testing out some new walking shoes Yeah, and I don't know why I didn't press further probably because I was afraid of what he might say I didn't know that he was part of this new little walking club. Well the thing that got to me It really made me feel bad was when like we were talking to him on our last podcast at the store And you were pressing them about getting healthy and go for walks and he said well I don't like to go for walks because I have nobody to walk with and That kind of really made me feel bad. So I said to him like you're more to walk on the walk with us

kind of really made me feel bad so I said to him like you're more than walk on the walk with us anytime you want and you know don't feel like you're gonna be a third wheel because you're not let's do this and to his credit he jumped into it immediately and he's been super gong home about it. Wow. It's probably gonna help massively. I would think so. He keeps it up. Yeah of course that's great. That's really happy. That's the only thing that's the one thing I keep telling him because he's I'm sure he's gonna be like I want immediate results. I'm gonna be like it can't hurt. I don't know if you're gonna get immediate results. Yeah, it may take a while before you start to see any kind of changes but hopefully you won't get dissolutions. You got to credit him too. Like being

thrown into a five mile walk. That's not like That takes a bit especially on the heat. Yeah He did it and like I said he didn't look that great Or at the beginning really But I think as he keeps up with it though, he's gonna get stronger and stronger and then You know before you know it he'll be back to the the old get him that we remember or that we saw online. You know, skinny as a rail. Good. Great.

Oh, good job. Well, the five pairs of sneakers was jarring to me because it's easy. Yeah, well, it just seems like, because if you're going to walk in each pair two hours to test each one out, then you can't return any of them. And then you're going to settle on one pair and just have four extra pairs, you know, like that's the way he lives his life. I think he's something about though by walking around the room that these guys sit in, which is like literally a 10 by 12 room.

Oh, okay. I thought you meant he was going to put them on. Try it for one of the two hour walks saying, yes, yeah, you're nay. Okay. And he's one of those guys who look up every review of a new balance sneaker, like on the new balance website, on the Amazon website, on a Reddit board, and he's spending hours reading about sneakers

to go on one walk. He hasn't walked in 15 years, but now he's gonna do every bit of education on a pair of sneakers though. Sounds like me. Yeah. Yeah. There's a part of me in there that's definitely me. So I'm glad you're here because I have to ask somebody

that you're legitimately one of the nicest people I know. So I need to know, as they say in on Reddit, like AITA, like, am I the asshole in this particular situation? Okay, I have a FedEx, right? That I need to send out. It's already, I have the label on. It's all ready to go. I go to Walgreens to drop it off. It's already ready to go? Ready to go. What do you, what do you sometimes have?

Asshole. I do. So I bring it in. There's a guy behind the counter. There's a lady behind the counter. And there's like a short line of like two people. So I just said to the guy, I was like, hey, I got a FedEx. Can I drop this here?

I'm going to drop it off. I'm going to drop it off. I'm going to drop it off. I'm going to drop it off. So I bring it in, there's a guy behind the counter, there's a lady behind the counter, and there's a short line of two people. So I just said to the guy, I got a FedEx, can I drop this here? And he goes, oh, there's a line. I said, okay, I was like, it's already taken care of though, that labels on and everything. He goes, well, I have to give you a receipt. The guy obviously wanted me to get in line, so I was like, all right, I guess I'm standing in line. So I go stand in line.

It's rather quick, it's like less than three minutes. What the lady calls me over and she does the FedEx thing and then she goes, okay, we're all set. No fucking receipt. And I said, I said, whoa, whoa, wait a second. I said, I thought I had to get a receipt. Isn't that what he just said? Now this guy's now dealing with a woman customer, a female customer. He's not looking over at me. And me And I said hey dude, did you hear the good news? You don't need a fucking receipt You would not look over at me I was so fucking annoyed in the moment. I was like that little Did you say that? Did you hear the good news? Oh, yeah Yeah

See I Man, that's great. I wish I could do that. I probably would chicken out from being that aggressive If you say you don't need it, you don't need a fucker receipt. Yeah, that's why I said I was thinking it was only a fucking seat. No, I don't think you're an asshole. No, that's not an asshole there. No, because he was the asshole. That's what I thought too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course, that's what I thought.

You know what you did? You kind of see lying to them, dude. That was good. You didn't get all worked up. No, I went in line like I was told. But then... Yeah, you did them out of my way up. You know, he could have played it better.

I probably know what he's coming from. He probably deals with people all day, swinging the door open when there's how he's helping someone and going. Hey, but he probably deals with that all day. But there is also like a way to handle it. And also if in a case like yours was ready to go, you don't need anything, you just drop it here. It's kind of like, hey, can I, yeah, no problem.

And then just keep going. So I feel like there's probably people that do it way more egregious than you. I think yours was probably normal, but he was probably in a, he didn't yeah, no problem. And then just keep going. So I feel like there's probably people that do it way more egregious than you. I think yours was probably normal, but he was probably in it. He didn't handle it right. He was in a bad mood.

I think he's wrong. Like, if people are coming in and dropping off FedEx shit to me, I wouldn't want to deal with any of them. I'm like, yep, just pilot up over there and then I'll just scan it in as the day goes on. Whatever. What I want to know is how did you know Walgreens? Because this is a new thing that I discovered that Walgreens is a FedEx place where you could ship

things to FedEx. I just Google. Yeah, because to me this makes no sense to me. My daughter ordered something and instead of having it shipped to the house, she said she got to ship the Walgreens. I was like, why? And she goes, I don't know, it's just easier. And I'm like, how is it easier than our house?

I go, what happens when it gets to Walgreens and someone's like and you go there and you're like hey I'm here to pick up a package and they're like we don't have your package. What's to stop the person? At Walgreens who that girl who's working for five bucks an hour to be like oh, I'm gonna take this package all no No, no the asshole who told me to stand in line Not the girl. I don't get yeah Why why what is Walgreens get out of being this like the The depot? They must make a couple bucks off of it. Okay, and this was all news to me because... I don't know, you could pick shit up there.

I'm so suspicious, I would never have any, like, something of value shipped to just a Walgreens. I couldn't drop it though, if I were you. I'd be like, no, explain to me. How is it easier? I can't let go of it. Well, what was her response? Because I still don't understand why she thinks it's easier. It was cheaper.

She said it was easier. And then she says, well, it's also cheaper if I pay shipping to a retail address rather than a home address. And I was like, how much cheaper? $2. I was like, I would have gave you $2. I don't think you're ever going to get this package.

One down here. And she got tracking on the package. She says, well, Green's went down here. Well, we don't know what you're talking about. You'll going to get this package. One down here. And she got tracking on the package, says, without Walgreens, it went down here. We don't know what you're talking about. You'll have to come back with her managers here. I go, see, it's not easy. This is not easier. Would have been easier just to have it at our house.

Yeah. I had a package to live in at a subway nearby. Look at it, like, stay fresh subway. And I went in and it was an Amazon drop off spot, over by Farrell. The subway was an Amazon drop off spot. Yeah by far the subway was an amazon drop-off one over by the school and uh... and they were like well we can't ship it to your house i don't remember what what what what it was but we could ship it to the subway

so i had to go up there to get it and the guy was like he couldn't find it but i was looking right at it and i had to say no no that that's it like keep walking past it so they don't know what the fuck they're doing but they definitely have a guy who makes sandwiches and he was he was the Amazon guy and colds on set. He stopped from making something sick and spoon a sub to get your mail. It doesn't make any sense. I mean, I was just so close to getting out of it.

What is this shit? It's my sandwich. Yeah, get me my fight all the foot long. Yeah, I think I fucking got alone, but yeah, it's happened. So there's some deal in place for all this stuff. Yeah, like the staples is another one. Yeah, I wonder what these companies are getting out of being... Because all they're getting is hassle.

When somebody like you walks in, is like, hey, guess what? I want my fucking package. And they're getting is hassle when somebody like you walks in is like, hey guess what? I want my fucking package and it's you know and they're like No, no, man. It's not here Because I want to say this problems. I got a sandwich while I was there so maybe it was Yeah, I was like yeah, well I'm here might as well. It's been a while since I had subway and right that workout Delicious delicious. He got my Yeah, mine is well, it's been a while since I had Subway and right that workout. That workout. Delicious. Delicious. He got molested by Jared. But did you hear the news?

I heard that Subway had to admit that they don't serve real bread. It was tuna, I thought. No, also tuna, but now on the heels of tuna. It's not America though. It's in a UK country because it doesn't qualify as bread. It's too hot. It's sugar. It's more sugar than bread. Yeah's too hot. It's sugar.

It's more sugar than bread. Yeah, there's more sugar in it than like, you just fucking holy shit. Granted, that's not America too. Hold on, I'll check it out. Yeah, I wasn't real tuna, but then they came back and said, no, you can't test tuna that way because when you break it down and cook it or whatever it loses certain

components and then people will like no it's still not tuna. I don't know what it is. Oh here it is. Oh I've been seeing it for years. Oh it's iron. It says that the sugar content exceeds the stipulated limit and they should thus be classified as confectionary. So it's in the same class as like a fucking candy bar Easter bread remember Easter bread did you ever have that no, what is that? It's like it's like bread that they would cook in the shape of a Cross but they would put eggs in it. Did you ever see this? You saw a wall right like my mother used to make it like decades Yeah, it's like they make bread in the shape of a cross But they would put eggs not full eggs with the shells in it and cook it so you would get like

Cooked eggs in it that you could eat and then like a hard-willed eggs Yeah, yeah, but they would cook in the in the oven and then You could Easter you could Easter egg them and then put them in the bread So they look like you know like blue or red or pink and then put them in the bread so they look like, you know, like blue or red or pink. And then my mother would put like a honey glaze over it and then sprinkles on it. And it was like Easter bread.

This is the body of Christ. Like the, the hard shell of the egg was just like housed inside the dough of the bread. So you would essentially pull out a full hard egg out of the bread. Correct. And then there would be like that divot. And then you eat the bread. So you would essentially pull out a full hard egg out of the bread. Correct. And then there would be like that divot. And then you eat the bread as bread. And then you crack open the egg and eat it as a hard egg. Yeah, I never ate the egg, but I'm guessing that's what it was for. Yeah. Seems peculiar. Yeah, but it was very sweet because of all the glazing, the honey and

top infection. I never even heard of it. I'm calf. I'll have care of it. Quinn whipped you up. So he's just coming. It just sounds funny, like bread in the shape of a cross is already like a little bit left of center and then there's cardboard eggs in them. It just seems like someone would set it down to table and be like, like, can you go to someone's house with that? And they're like, ding dong. I made the bread, they're bread in the shape of a cross

with heart-a-bode eggs and it was a staple in my family. So I think it was like, oh, right? Only runny so yeah, yeah That I feel like I would pound a full cross like a full east the bread Like I ate all the eggs all the bread You know what else sweet man. Oh Sounds like an ad this is what ad voice Sweet man. Oh, sounds like an ad this is that voice

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And he could read their butts and see their and see their future and stuff that sounds like a genius scam Me too, I could do this But only this smoothest taught us to butts can I see the future Malor female I it's important and all important to that I can only read can only read female Dominican butts. But I do it well. Old ass be easier to read because I have so many lines and crevices. So many life lines on that on that dairy air.

You know so much life has been led. And you know, that's just being so much over. It's going to be so much harder to read. It's going to be a nightmare. You know, yeah, but that just means it's almost over. It's gonna be so much harder to read. It's gonna be a nightmare Yeah, like a baby to get anything out of that baby. What's got nothing else? Something'll be harder, but it won't be there won't be reading the past some 20 year old hot chick Isn't let any kind of life that you can read you know and get any kind of like Reading off that you know those cheeks. No, I read the future I got it. I was a fan I was a

fantasies recently, Walt. And I was reading the future left and right. It was beautiful. You know, we went to fantasies. You remember fantasies on we're on 36, Route 36 across from the from the what's it the Perkins Perkins. Where we used to go to Perkins all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's still open. So yeah, I remember that place. I do remember that place actually. We've been there. Yeah, yeah, we went one time. We went. Yeah, I do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's still there. It's still there and it's still exactly the same dude. It's fucking crazy. Really? Yeah, yeah. It's awesome. Yeah, we went a long time ago. I remember that I mean this now has to be it has to be Over 15 like 15 without a doubt. Yeah

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that correctly either. So you could become a rumpologist. Wow, is that is that is that is that truly a real profession that people do? I mean it it's a pseudo science. So I'm going to go ahead and say there's not many accredited schools that are teaching it. Sure, but I mean, you could. You can locate a Rumpologist online right now, like you can literally locate one. Like someone who. Who post that as their. As their profession for higher, because I mean, you got to. You got to get a Rumpologist on the show and we'll get readings now.

Oh my god. Yeah. post that as their as their profession for higher because I mean you got to you you got to get a rumbologist on the show and we'll get reading so oh my god yeah no you fucking amazing here's what's legit jackie still on claim that rumpology is known to have been practiced in ancient times by the Babylonians the indians and the ancient Greeks and Romans although she provides no evidence for this claim

what is the point of reverence Jackie's blown? It's that she's been largely responsible for the supposed revival of Rumpology in modern times. Why? Frank and Sylvester's moms claim to fame is that she put over Rumpology. It appears that way it says in addition to's the alive that old one. I think that God bless her. Hold on, let's say the guy I saw was so good. She died in 2020 that he was able to read. He was able to read the buds through jeans. Was he blind? I don't know if he was blind. I've

never seen it on TV like on that's incredible or real people or something. Oh, he would feel it and read it. Yeah, he would feel it. He put his hand on it. Of course, the crowd giggled, you know, like a, like, woohoo, but you know, then he would like, he would say, you know, that give the profession they were in and what their future was and some others like ran them shit that made the person who had their butt felt, you know, kind of be like, oh my god, he's right. But through jeans though that's the best that's the goat of rumpology right there though he doesn't need to feel the skin on skin. Yeah this is like this isn't gonna get weird don't worry. You can keep those on. This is a buff board. Yeah there are different

there's a blind clairvoyant German clairvoyant and rumpologist Ulf Beck. He claims he can read people's futures by feeling their naked buttocks. Jackie's still alone before she died would perform buttock readings using email digital photographs. Who the fuck is pay, like, I mean, what a scam. What a fucking scam. If I can just slide down home to his mom's house

bringing it like his wife or a company there and he opens doors like oh Fuck she's reading the butts on the computer again So I look at this one Yeah, I don't know man I don't see the point of doing it over the jeans like you're gonna get into this game like get into it Well, just to be on TV. He wanted to show how good I mean he couldn't you know They couldn't pull a bear ass out on on 80s TV So they had to do it over the jeans, but I'm sure that you bet you get more accurate readings

If you've got some some flesh in front of you that you can touch you sell that isn't where the conversation ended in the Stallone House Jackie Stallone claimed to predict the outcome of the presidential elections and Oscar awards by reading the bottoms of her two pet doberman pictures. I mean, if true, it's a gift. Dogs give you that information though. I get it because everything in the universe is connected, right? Like matter is neither created nor destroyed. And that dog's rump a billion years ago was an asteroid. You know what I'm saying?

Like, so really the whole universe is kind of connected to each other from one way or another. So you can kind of, if you can figure out how to read that one piece of a rump, you can figure out how to read that one piece of a rump, you can figure out how to read the whole universe. I'm gonna start doing it on my dog tonight. Let me know how it goes. So not your wife.

I don't know who's gonna win the Oscars next year. I'm a touch in hers for almost 30 years. I haven't fucking known anybody. I'm more cool with the bad words I've done ever. If I were touching Cooper's ass, maybe I wouldn't have to sweat that Super Bowl victory by Tom Brady last year. I would have known. He had it in the bag. You could put money on it. Well, you should have known already Waltons. I am a true fan should I.

Yeah, I shouldn't have anything. So you think the person who claims they're a Rumbologist you think so obviously I feel like there's cynical motives there but they have to wait through all the horrible asses just to just to read an occasional good ass. It means that much to them. But isn't that just like a proctologist though you get one you get that really nice But hold a check out and every and maybe once every month It's arrested a time

The rest of the month you're just waited through the worst imaginable hellish existence on the planet But at least that's it the credit It's on the planet. But at least that's the credit document that went to school. We just made a blanky claim that every proctologist is secretly just a sex pest. It's a sex pest. I went through eight years of school and 250,000,000 student loans so that one that of every 14 assholes is great. You're telling me you like to believe you live in the Oz planet that if Dona Dixon walks into the

office, you know, I know Dona Dixon, she was on Buzz and Buddy, she was, you know, she was the hot man. Jesus. Yeah. You know, I'm gonna say. I'm a one year old reference to it. How you gonna blink? I know. I know. I know. I know.

I know. That was an amazing thing. If you would have said like Joyce Dewitt, you'd have to say that. Janice Dickinson, like, support her. But are you going to sit there and think that the doctor, who's going to, he has to examine her, it's the same exact one.

The needle doesn't move a little bit. The thoughts are still the same exact. Come on. I don't think it's possible. Like, they're not robots. I think that about old doctors orbiting that kind of those areas, you know, like, how do you, you're a human being? If you get Donna Dixon's Like Only happens once every year Like the rest of the time it's guys like me be like it's my turn She was on buzzer buddies who down a Jackson she was yes, she was the blonde The Tom Hanks was into. I can picture like a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, isn't up to Donatex and levels like you think it affects your marriage a little bit you're

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That could be like, yeah, if like you have a saggy ass for a lot of cellulite or you're just unhappy with it Yeah, you might be negative and sad where you like fuck it. What's the point? You know Where it's like you got a nice fine fucking apple bottom like wall flat again. Yeah, but like you know It doesn't sound like they're talking about males though. It sounds like they're really talking about females though You're telling me there's no saggy ass life of the party out there? I don't know. You might have to ask, I don't know, should I talk about Clerks 3 that I went in and did it?

Or Kevin you think probably wouldn't. I mean, probably if you don't give away too much inside info. Yeah, I do want to say, like I got to shoot a little bit in Clerks 3 the other day and it was fucking something seeing Jeff and Brian back in the characters again It was really it was really kind of cool man. I'm gonna go forward to it It's not disturbing seeing them I think everyone have aged since you saw them in clerks in 94 No, it's it's interesting It's like it's especially haven't you know read the script and no one no one where it goes in the point of the script and stuff like that

But it was like kind of cool seeing those two guys back in action, man. I haven't seen Jeff in 15 years. Easy. Yeah, I don't think I've seen Jeff since the, uh, since the Clarks 2 premiere. That would have been like 2006. Yeah. 2006, a little. Yeah.

Wow. Or eight. But, uh, I will say this is great anticipation on the set for when you two get to show up and do your thing. A lot of people are excited about it Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, people were asked me if you were coming down that day. I was like no, no, they're in different scenes So there's a I think you guys are gonna be greeted like royalty when you get to the set fucking better be man some respect I haven't been to Quickstop since the early 90s

No, I've had no reason to go. Like Kevin's top work in there, I stopped having a reason to go there. So that would have been like 94. Oh, easy. Yeah, somewhere on there. But we were just there, I know we weren't at the store, but we were within 50 feet of it the other week when we shot that thing. You didn't go in just to get a slim gym. Wow.

Nah, I figured I would see it when we shoot stuff. How was the set? I went to, I went to get a COVID test because I'm supposed to do something tomorrow. There was a lot with crew parking that had to have a fucking 150 cars in it. Like is the production massive? It's, it's a movie. It's not like, yeah, to have a fucking 150 cars in it. Like is the production massive? It's a movie.

It's not like, yeah, it's a movie. It's pretty big. I don't know why I thought that it would be like kept small, like sort of like a core crew. I don't know why I thought that maybe because of stores so little. I didn't notice it, seeming that small to me. It seemed like I was on a movie set. Yeah.

Yeah. But it was good. It's good. It's good to see the guys, it's good to see Muse Jordan everybody. It was fun. You had fun doing it? Yeah. I'm trying to pump up a little clerk's three for everybody. I want people excited for it. Yeah, yeah. That's all. Yeah. I'm supposed to do something tomorrow. I'm not exactly sure what though. Okay. All right. I know. I'm going to be I'm going to walk in there like what the okay all right I know we're gonna hold on to be a lot of walk in there like Like the prodigal son returns so I hope fucking people give me the respect that you were just fucking second I'm gonna look like an asshole Don't don't don't even worry for a second man. They were asking did you get a cold test?

I saw get him posted something about masks being required in the new jersey again That's the rumbling. You know, I know that, I don't know about where you guys are. I don't know if it's New York City or if it's all of New York that you guys can't go into a restaurant without a COVID test coming up soon, not yet, but very soon, right, that the mask and... You need proof of vaccination to eat indoors now and they're mandating masks until that kicks in I believe.

Yeah. So I told Mary Beth she didn't want to get the shot at first, she didn't want to get the vaccination. I said what's going to happen is we're going to be able not be able to do shit eventually, whether that's like flying or going into hotels or restaurants, like eventually that's going to happen. So she got it and here you go. Oh, she did get it.

Yeah, she did get it. Actually handle it. I thought you said she's very scared and needless. She got the Johnson and Johnson since it was only one. And like they, we went to, it was at different Walgreens. They took her into this little booth with a door that shut and they give it to her like a cry. Did you get a package? You saw you there?

Yeah, I was. I was like, we don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Walgreens is really branching out. Yeah, I think I'll be your package, get inoculated, you know, all that stuff. Yeah, she got the shot and she had to sit down for a good 15 minutes after that, just so she didn't pass out.

She was that like, worked up and like the anxiety was that, you know, palpable. Dude, you don't wanna know when she got her appendix out and like they had to give her the IV, I was like, they're gonna have to fucking from a from across the room and sedator like she would she just It's a phobia I guess like something I can't I can't understand like I don't like getting fucking shots and needles either But on this level like screaming and crying and shit Yeah, well, I think it's her mother who put the fear into her because her mother's the the same way and her mother her mother's a

pharmacist really yeah that must be um must be unusual though to have to grow up and you know very medical heavy family and then have those kind of kind of fear yeah yeah so she got it. Good. I don't know, man. We don't like to talk politics anymore in the show and stuff like that. We kind of left that behind, but I just fucking wish everybody would just get vaccinated already. Is it fucked up though that being like, hey, did you get a vaccination? Is political?

I know, I know, but it is. It is, unfortunately, and I just fucking wish everybody would get it man go on your fucking liberal cut get your fucking vaccination All right, I guess so I think the FDA is supposed to approve at least one of them this this in the next month or something like that they're hoping that spikes the. What, approve a new another vaccine? No, no, to actually like fully approve, there's no, they're not fully approved. I got, yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah. I mean, you don't, I wonder like,

if the entire country would be doing better if everybody got vaccinated, and I know I'm gonna catch it for it at, you know what, let me just fucking not. But isn't it almost like, isn't almost like a patriotic duty to get it then? Like, if it's gonna benefit the country at large, if you're a patriot, you're a piece of shit.

Don't you know that? That's the other side. That's a flip side of the coin. Oh, okay, I get it. Sorry, I shouldn't have brought it up. Forget it, let's just move on. Let's talk about Janet Weaver. Somebody's answering again.

I know, I'm sorry, I apologize. I'm sorry. What do you think Donna Dixon has? What is she up to now? What's the last thing she did? Is this like the shot administered only in arms, not in buttocks, right? Right. Okay. So even those guys don't even get that, you know, through, you know, just a regular alarm, unless it's a really sexy arm. Oh

Shit she's still it. Oh, that's 1990 has but say she still looks fucking great. I think she married Dan Acroid Yeah, she did according to the idea. Yeah, she left Paul Stanley To marry Dan Acroid. Oh, she's still married to Dan Acroid today. Yeah Oh, she's still married to Dan Accord today. Yeah. Oh, we had no idea who we were speaking of a fucking course Dan Accord gets the finest ass Of course, can you imagine that lump of dough stole a rock stars chick? Can you imagine that though Paul Stanley in 1982? Yeah hard ass body hard-ass body yet that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that holds a candle for the day. I read his book. Broke his heart. He wanted to marry her. And he didn't realize, like he was dating her, he thought that they were an item,

he thought they were exclusive. And then she just called them up one day, he couldn't get ahold of her and she's like, yeah, I got married. Didn't even know he was seeing Dan Acroid. Oh, man. Yeah. He wrote a love song to her,

called I Still Love You. One of the one of the better ballads from kiss. Well now I'm starting to understand why she left him. If he's such a fucking pussy all the time. Yeah. She's gone. Oh, Dan Acroid's busting ghost and he's crying in his makeup, his makeup running all over the place. Oh, it. Oh, fuck. You know how I feel about kiss. You love kiss when you went with Sunday Jeff, remember? That's because I love, yeah, of course. That's because it's Sunday Jeff.

No, I love, I like kisses songs, but I don't like, I don't like the way KISS treated you guys or the way that they, yeah, I fucking, I plan a flag. Somebody fucks with my boys. I don't like that shit. I appreciate that But would you ever lay money? Like if you had the lay odds who's she's gonna choose? She's going with Dan Acquired though. I would have went down after after Dr. Detroit

No, it's before Dr. Detroit if it was in the in that early in the 80s. This is Blues Brothers Dan Acquired lean Top of his game funny Dan Acquired for door aware. Oh, I think it's I think it's post a doctor Detroit that she marries him Come on, let me second out. Well, I guess it I guess he still got ghost busters all after that though Oh, no, you're right. They met work together on doctor Detroit. Yeah, well she didn't know that what it was gonna turn out to be Touch and I know and thank God he you know he got ghostbusters because he wouldn't have done a Dixon probably. Now the guy was the guy's a legend. The guy's a comedic legend, Dan Accord.

I didn't realize he was no disrespect to Dona Dixon herself. But Dan Accord is more in my view. I haven't thought of Dona Dixon long time but little did we know this whole time we were talking about Dan Acroix's wife's ass. Yeah now I kind of feel it because I love Dan Acroix so much I feel bad like I don't want to disrespect. No we did talk about his wife's ass hole a lot and I don't think that it has nothing to do with him or his wife. I think we kind of like compartmentalized our ass. It was more like larger than life. It was more just about the conversation as a whole.

Yeah, Dan Dexter is one of my heroes in life and I've met him a couple of times. He's super nice. Is he gonna, if he hears that somehow, that two guys from practical jokers, if you ever meet him and have more than even a surface relationship, it can get back to him that you had an in-depth

conversation about his voice. I don't want that. I know. I know. I'm going to get a call from QLater. I need you to cut out that 35 minutes of down the deck and talk. We could just bleep her name, but no. I think what I'll do is I'll just now apologize.

Okay. But if you listen to the whole thing, this is nothing really. We weren't targeting her in any way. But you never want to talk about another guy's wife's asshole, publicly like this. This is shame. Well, we didn't know,

we were when we talked about that. And next thing we didn't know who her husband was. True, but I think you could talk about a person's asshole without a problem. I think the problem is when you talk about somebody spouses Assault, but we called it the crem de la crem no Yeah, I know it was very complimentary really it was just she was just a cog Really, you know when a proctologist like why he has this job because he's finally waiting for some Donna Bixon. Yeah, yeah

You're right that caliber your hole. Yeah, you know, it was all complimentary. She was just the the vessel I think it was as tasteful a conversation you can have about an asshole I really do I think I just want to distance myself a little bit from it. Just say I'm sorry. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think you need to.

I like how the concern. Look at how much Ghostbusters shit I have in this room. I understand. I have fucking 20 things in view. I'm just explaining that Don Addison could have replaced by any wonderful actress at that time. Yeah. You were using it to illustrate a point. Well, Walt was.

Yeah, Walt's the issue here. Yeah. Yeah, throw it all on me. Okay, okay. He should have said like, Tony Coutain. That way, like, it couldn't ever come back to you because she's already deceased. All right.

Right, right. It's okay, that's all right. I'm sure if Dan ever listens to this episode, he'll understand where we're coming from. I'll just go back and replace every time he say, Donatex and I'll go where we're coming from. I'll just go back and replace every time he's done a Dixon. I'll go, Tony, could chain. Yeah. Are you guys in Ghostbusters, the new movie or something?

No. Anyway, you're going to damage control here. No, but Ghostbusters is, well, Dan Acroix, he's a hero. He's a comedic hero. And Ghostbusters is by far and away my favorite movie of all time. So it's like, so I forgot. I can't believe we haven't asked you this. What are your thoughts on when the trailer dropped as a new Ghostbusters is by far and away my favorite movie of all time. So it's like so I forgot I can't believe we haven't asked you this. What are your thoughts on when the trailer dropped to the new Ghostbusters? Because I kind of polarized the internet. Well the new trailer? Well both

Well the first trailer I was a little bit like well all right. I'll wait and see it kind of looks like stranger things Ghostbusters, but the new trailer I was was fucking all in on. I can't wait. Is a new one where they pick up the phone at the end? Yeah, it in raised bookshop. Yeah, yeah, that got me. Well, they showed, they showed clips from the first movie. They tied it in. You heard their voices. I don't know. It just worked for me because I just want them to make a good ghost busters movie. I have a good feeling about it.

Now you were on the right side of history with the last Ghostbusters movie. You were the only one I could think of that with any kind of high profile who was who was willing to say it's going to be trash. Well before it came out I said wait and see. I was like we got to wait and see. I was like we can't just trash it because because of what they're doing. I did say I did not like that they didn't do it in continuity. I did not like that it didn't have anything to do with the first ones, but we still have to wait and see. Even I said that publicly, even if my heart hurts. I had a bad feeling about it, but you got to give it to them. I mean, that cast, I mean, all those, they're funny. They're funny people. But when I saw the movie, I was let down and disappointed.

But whenever I go to cues, we usually watch one or two shitty movies and yeah, we still have yet to get to it. Well, like, we're like, do we want to torture ourselves? A little later ghostbusters. I remember watching it and just not feeling the connect. Like I didn't feel the nostalgia. And I think that's what you just touched on when you said the new trailer, like, when they, they hit them in in they showed a little they kind of connected the yeah they tied it into the mythology and shit like that

that's so important. Well plus the movie wasn't good and it wasn't funny and all that stuff. The dude who played Thor I thought gave a gave an honest effort man he earned his paycheck I don't know what his real business but the guy who's Thor. He was I tried his ass off man And he did his good job as he could to help you know, yeah, I'm a little Constraint everything was up. Yeah, he is he's great. Everything. Yeah, but I'm concerned about the old going back to the old formula of like okay kids will save the day I just want if I see another kids will save the day movie I don't think I can live through another one That seems like

This is a hundred percent yeah, this seems like stranger things go spusters. I know that's like I Have kids they never save the day As a great sound by That's a great sound by you. You said as a drop. I have kids. They will never see. Yeah, but talk about a great ass pull

rod. I mean, come on. You know, pull rods and he's in the new Ghostbusters. Yeah, he's kind of love the pull rods in it because it's like our generations Tom Hanks. He's like a lovable. Yeah, there's no one.

No one doesn't like your generation isn't your generation's Tom Hanks isn't Tom Hanks he's like a lovable yeah, there's no one no one doesn't like your generation isn't your generation's Tom Hanks isn't Tom Hanks He's the next Trying to pretend he's Gen Z over here Slam in the America's finest actor I'm one time for one on Instagram. There was a picture that I gave the finger to. I was sitting on my seat and my girlfriend took a picture of me

and I just gave it the finger to be silly. And then I put it on Instagram and I, the only caption just said at Tom Hanks. Two hundred and fifty thousand likes. I don't know. No, but I'm forward. I mean, it has that quality where it's like, you just, he's just a warm, a warm quality, yeah.

Yeah. And a nice romp. Nice romp? Nice romp. Do you guys meet him, Ever? Yeah. Yeah, we met him a few times by now. Yeah, and he was as advertised. Yeah cool kind

Nice. He knew he knew of the show. He watches jokers with his kids. I don't remember the quote But I know Ming was gonna be at a a con with him and Ming had a shirt made up. Do you remember this? No, it was like from one of his movies It was like a clueless reference or something like that and he like sought out Paul Rudd to take the picture with him. Ming Chen, he was on TV at the time by the way. Yeah, that's just Ming, that's what you got to love about Ming, you know? Do you?

I know, I appreciate. What's the other option? Yeah, I guess. We would, this is your mind we have in actually, because we did our live with Kelly Ripper and at that Michael Strayham. Well, at this time, we were in Reynolds, we won a few times. No, we did one with Ryan Seacrest, but we pressed it. But she had a guess, it was at the Strayham, left a thing and she had like temporary cohosts. And it was

um, uh, uh, Chris Pratt. Yes. Yeah. Right. So I get to the studio, we had to be there like six in the morning, whatever it is is and it's Kelly and Chris Pratt and we're going on like the third Second of like five minutes tops and I was hung over and I never get I never drink and I've got I don't know why I Well, what what happened where why did but I got there? I felt like absolute death They put me in my own room to sleep on a couch in a room until they had to until on. My point being, I wanted to do something to make this appearance stand out, because we do so many appearances, we get to ask the same questions. So I got a Haynes T-shirt while I was waiting, like a undershirt and a black sharpie. And I took my shirt off and I put on this Haynes T-shirt and I wrote the Magnificent 7 on it.

So it was out at that time the guest hotel the first guest was Denzel who's in the magnificent seven which Chris Pratt was hosting the show you're moment yeah and I was like oh I'm gonna like do a funny joke so I got this t-shirt and I wrote the magnificent seven I think I walk out and I'd be like oh I'm helping promote you know because Denzel just left and they would talk about the madness mentioned seven I on purpose spell it wrong I'll just left and they were told about the madness. I on purpose spell it wrong. So I put an A instead of an E. So it says the magnificent seven, right?

And it's just in Sharpie. And I walk out of hungover, they call us out. And I think the first thing he's going to do is left that I made a homemade shirt of his movie, make fun of the fact that it is misspelled. And it'll give us a launching pad into the interview and I'm a silly goose. Nobody mentions it. Seven minutes of me in a heinous teacher with the Magnificance 7 on it. No reference to it, the movie to the misspelling of it.

Did the interview left? That's unbelievable. To be fair, I will say Chris Pratt, another lovely guy, by the way, super nice to us. He seemed a little overwhelmed. Then he's the hosting, like he was like, they kept telling him to look at this camera and that camera and he wasn't having an easy time with it.

I felt bad for a little bit. It's the other thing that happened. We had the trivia in the beginning of the game. The girl got the trivia wrong and Chris was like, oh, we'll give it to you anyway, right? And then the producers come and I'm like, no, that's like a legal thing. We can't do that. And he was all happening on air and he goes, oh, you can't. And he goes, oh, man. And then he goes, uh, where was it? And they're like, oh, it's like Puttacana to this $7,000 value.

And he goes, all right, I'm going to get you the trip. And the crowd's like, oh, my God, they're all clapping. And it's like, what am I going to do? I'll get you the trip. You know, I said, yeah, I shouldn't supposed to say that. And then Kelly Ripa goes, you know, how much is it said? She goes, she goes, I'll split it with you.

And the crowd's cheering, right? And then Denzel Washington comes out as the first guest. They're in the middle of his interview. He goes, I saw what happened with that lady, you know, with the trip. I'll tell you why, we'll go in three ways on the trip. And everyone cheers. So we come out next, I'm in the Magnificance set in shirt.

I'm hungover. I'm hungover. And they clap, everyone sits the first words that we say come out of my mouth I go I just want to say before we start I'm not going for Nobody says in it The cry goes oh And instead of like acknowledging it's a joke, him or Kelly will like, no, no, we wouldn't force you to do that.

Oh god. We have fun adventures. And isn't it like something bombing like that? Isn't it so much more fun later on than if it had like, like the story is just so much more fun to tell when it's like guess what kind of fucked up. Yeah I remember we were on that we were on with that. It's a funny it's funny it's a chain of events. It is a real fun to change events. I had remember we were on the view with Rosie O'Donnell and I accidentally

insulted her and like in the car right afterwards, like I was just like, God was I was feeling so bad. You said, like, because she said something like inadvertently, it was like a backhanded compliment. Yeah, I said, yeah, the guys, I go, the guys, you know, make fun of me, because I look like you,

I go, they mean it is an insult. I go. No. Ah. And I go, but I like it. And then afterwards, and then for the rest of the interview, you could just watch my face,

upshack it out. The second I said, I was like, I mean, insulting the woman to her face on Hush-Jow. She reacted and then covered. And then for the rest of the interview, I'm sitting there like this. Like, yeah. And I was like, this woman's been so nice to us.

She came on Ash-O, she's getting us on Hush-O to help promote whatever we were promoting at the time. And I've just like, your looks are insulting. Oh, I felt so fucking bad. And like I said to Sal on the car right back to the office, I was like, do you think you noticed that you couldn't even cover your wet? Oh, she got it, she understands what you meant. And I was like, oh, fuck fuck I really fucked up. Oh yeah I remember in the moment myself even shot up into my body. Oh I felt and that was the last time we ever had any content. You totally didn't mean anything. No. I think that she you could it was one of those moments that you could deconstruct in the moment and you yeah yeah you know what the weight in the way it was bad and I didn't see my she took it bad she she had a reaction that you

covered and but but by the way because you look like a famous woman not that like not that like she looks like you I know I know I I I all the facts there but I still for the rest of the day I was thrown the rest of the fucking day I was like I insulted the poor woman now No, she didn't think that. I thought, that you really mean that. So I didn't think that. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. How many times have you been out there? I'm like, you rosy look like a guy. You know, something like that's not. And I guess by once removed by a situation, as it was saying too, but, but it looks like they're related

It's not like what we like she looks like a man or you look like a woman It's just that you look like a pharaoh's you don't know Yeah, yeah, which is even telling her she's a skinny one right yeah, I know I just felt like she knows she's not Oh, I don't know man, dude. I felt so bad. Yeah, she was super. I give her, you know, she was so nice. Yeah, she did our show and we were like, thank you so much for doing this. She just asked for like some money to a charity. Yeah, she didn't want you to pay.

And they were like, thank you for doing this and for giving the money a charity. And she's like, why wouldn't I have about young comedians? Yeah. And we were like, oh, thank you so much. What are you fucking stupid? Why wouldn't I help out young comedians? Yeah, we shouldn't go on those shows anymore.

Do you, do you like doing those kind of shows? Because it seems like you have to be very like, almost like a version of yourself, but not really like you come on here, you can be totally yourself if you feel like it. Or on one of your pods that you do so, it can be totally yourself. But on those shows, you have to sort of like,

like tailor yourself to what that audience is going to expect. It's hard. It's because it's never, it's it's it always is like between four and seven minutes. It's there's four of us trying to give a little bit each. They're asking the same questions. We always hear you want to make the audience laugh. It's such a surface conversation. It's like when you do radio like real quick and they're like kind of rush it out. It's just's such surface conversation. It's like we need to do radio like real quick And they're like kind of rush it. I don't know. It's never a real conversation. No, it's a real conversation Yeah, it sucks because you want it to like I mean sometimes they go well, and then sometimes they just go Exactly the way they all go, you know what I mean the one that I like that we did was when I started fucking T and off on Sam champion

Remember like on a good day. So Sam, do you guys know who Sam Champion is? He's a weatherman. So we, it was me and you. That's how we got away with this. And we just went on sort of T and off on. And I was like in the middle of the interview, I was looking, I was staring at him like I was angry and I go, you ruined the picnic that I had. You gave like a sunny, repentant port and a rain that ruined the picnic. He was not on it. He was not on the show. Yeah, he was on. He was there. He was there.

And I kept going, and every time he asked a question, I was like, yeah, champion. I was like, you screwed me on that one. And you and I started doing our routine with it. And they loved it. Oh, really? Yeah, they loved it. It was good.

So when you do morning news, that could be a little bit more like off the hip. Like the good day in New York or something like that. Like it's just like regional. You just fuck around. Then you could just like sneak in and just extra shit and like let them deal with it like. Yeah.

But they like it because it's like it's not just the same thing over and over again. Yeah, like that the shit like Kellyanne, you know, Ryan say, for example, it's like it seems like that is a very definitive audience of like housewives or like retirees. Anybody who's at home in the morning watching that kind of TV, you know? And that seems like a very hard, I mean,

obviously you walk in with a fucking funny shirt and nobody reacts. Like, you don't know how to read those type of people. It's, yeah, it just felt like a factory. Like I'm giving here, you know? Like I even coming out and be like, the first thing I wanna say, I'm not going in full ways on the trip.

It's like that should have been gangbusters. It was like a smattering of like, and then they're like, no, we wouldn't make you pay for it. But Shema and them for, yeah, for not getting it, for not getting the joke. Like maybe the audience doesn't get it, but for the hosts to not adapt in that moment and be like, that's pretty fucking funny. Like, did they seriously think you were coming out to be like, I am not going out a four-way. It showed me a little bit about what people think of me and us, because they accepted, like they, they, they took that is real.

Like, they're so low rents, You know, like I was coming out playing up the low rents character, but they accepted that category. Face value. Like, and then that was an A.L.A. celebrity. He left here, come the guys from channel 1 million. And this guy serious. He doesn't have the means for the inclination to help out here.

Yeah. You want to see the best. Can you guys play like if I told you to play a clip, can you do that? I don't know. I don't know. The best. If you're after this, you know, the best morning news, you'll ever see clip. My buddy Mark Norma do's a comic. Oh, it's awesome.

He went on. Oh, you see it. I see. He's he went on one and great. He does it all the time, but there's one in particular that went viral where he it's him and just one woman and he makes her so uncomfortable Is it it is impossible not to like dial out loud laugh at this thing? It's it yeah, I'm familiar with Mark. Who is it the what the woman? Do you know it was local news?

Yeah, some local local local morning news. He's probably promoting a gig at a comedy club. Yeah that weekend I forget but if you just put Mark Norman morning TV whatever it comes up. Oh, man. It's a it's a it hurts my side. Yeah, that weekend. I forget. But if you just put Mark Norman morning TV, whatever it comes up. Oh, man It's a it's a it hurts my side. It's that fun I mean it's anti-climactic to tell you that and then we don't watch it Well, you always had you got to go at 730. Yeah, we got to run we got we got a lot of party introduce and I bro Hanuman huh? Wow, and not really we're watching we're watching suicides But we have a work call to take and then we're gonna watch a movie Let me know what you think

Yeah, we'll do And so thanks for coming out. Don't be such a stranger That was the funnest man. I miss you guys so much. It's it's always so fun joining this It's always so thank you guys for letting me do it. It's uh it's funny like I know I watch uh taste buds and stuff and I'm like it's like since I know both you and Derosa it's one of those things are like I feel like uh like I'm gonna say something you know like it just because I know you guys well enough that you can just join in conversation almost and I gotta say most I love Derosa but most times I agree with you. It's funny, people like, I get that on both sides. It's kind of funny.

It's funny because I usually agree with D'Rose. Yeah. Yeah, I usually fall on his side. I should actually plug. Do you guys, hey you guys, watch Taste Buds, my watcher listen to Taste Buds, my podcast or Hey Babe, my other podcast. Yeah, we've given you plugs. We've done it on this, I think.

Yeah, cool. Do you plug, do you do plug the tour and stuff? Just come on up and everything? No, never really. I really don't. I should. I know. I just I'm not going to do it for you. Go ahead. You just announced we just announced our new nationwide tour for 21 and 22. Tickets are available to tendorlines.com slash tour. They're all on sale now. There's like 50 cities and if you don't see a city, we're adding cities. That thing nice, dude. Thanks, bud. Well, Steve Dave.