Tell Em Steve-Dave - #490: Balls!!!

Episode Date: August 30, 2021

Bry and Maribeth celebrate their first anniversary, What If, Walt and Bry on the set of Clerks III, Q creates sexual magic.

And Marmoset took a shine to me. I'm a fucking adult. I don't like balls. I don't like daisy. Tell him, Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him, Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him Steve Dave. Who's here? Walt. Oh, Walt's here.

Who's the one who else? Q. Hey, bud. Q, you're here and waiting in the wings for his five mile walk is get him Steve Dave. I don't know if you can see him. I see him. Yeah, I see him. I see him.

I see him. I see him. I see him. Yes. Hey, bud, how you doing? You're resting up prior to. Can you hear you? All right. He just picked up his phone. I think he's going to text me.

Oh, boy. I should be sunning and fun in a queue's place right now. I know, but there's no sun and no fun. I know. God, I'm going to. I was going to suggest that you come up tonight and we watch Ghostbusters anyway. Just watch finally tackle that Ghostbusters. Oh shit I thought you meant that you've had gotten an advanced copy of Ghostbusters. Oh no I wouldn't be on

this podcast if I had an advanced copy of Ghostbusters. I'm looking forward to that movie more than any Marvel movie that's coming down the pike. Yeah, that was me. I could hear myself in your voice when I was talking about King Kong versus Godzilla. And you know, my dreams were shattered and I'll never, I'll never feel that way ever again. No, I don't think about any other movie coming down the pike. You know, that was my childhood and just the boy in me shining through and then I was slapped around and, and, and, and, the water thrown in my face as like your 50 year olds, 50 years old, you fucking moron. That wasn't water that, that was piss.

Yeah, I mean, but the only good thing is though, like, even though you may never look forward to it again, and you may not like get excited about it again, somebody may one day in your lifetime make a kick ass. God's delivers King Kong, maybe in 15 years, somebody takes another swing at it. I do think this is the last chance that Ghostbusters has with the original cast. It was certainly, yeah. Like this is it. Like if this isn't a good send-off for a Venkman and the boys, then I'll never get it.

And you're probably right. This could be the last shot at the Pignata here for these guys, but I mean, it feels like why they wait so long anyway though. I have no clue I don't know. I wish I wish they had it. I wish I wish Egon was still in the movie and stuff like that, but what do you know? Although I'm sure he's gonna be in the movie You can't have a movie about ghosts, right? movie and stuff like that, but what do you think? Although I'm sure he's gonna be in the movie. You can't have a movie about ghosts, right? And have one of the leads die and then not have him

in the movie, right? Like you have the perfect way to do it. You have the, well, I mean, you have the story. Like Egon's ghosts should be in the movie, right? Like why would there be all these other ghosts and not Egon's? Well, that's really like getting dicey then. That's like the hologram of Puffy, isn't it? No because he's dead in the movie. The biggie. I just want

to go. I knew what he meant. I don't think they ever called it Puffy. Tell me was they Puffy was Puffed out. Yeah, they were Puffed out of it. No, I think like they're not bringing them back, like it's his ghost. It's the character's ghost in the movie. I don't see why you wouldn't use his likeness to bring that back. Well, you'd have to get his, the state's permission.

I gotta imagine that's easy. For ghost busters? For ghost busters? It's probably a matter of green, right? Everything's a matter of green, right? No, I don't think so, not everything. What's not? I mean, give me some.

Have I mentioned me on these two this week? The amount that you do, I never get texts from Brian. Ever. But yet, all the only texts I ever get texts from Brian ever but yet I all the only text I ever get will be doing a show we got it My balls are being like we have man'scape this week That man'scape shit came to my house. Oh, you got it, huh? It's awesome, man. We're gonna roll right into it. I think the roll right into it then. This is gonna be the earliest commercial. I think we've ever done less than five minutes into the show. Yeah, no, but it's good. It's so good. It deserves, you know, to lead off the show. Yeah, Front and center. Support for Tellum Steve Davis brought to you by Man's Scape. Man's Scape is the best men and men's below the waste grooming. Champions of the world. Man's Scape offers precision engineered tools for your family jewels. Man's Scape just launched their fourth generation trimmer the

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I gotta tell you, I appreciate it. Dude, I'm not even Italian and I gotta say my nose hair grows back so fucking quickly. And sometimes I just rip it out and it still comes back. Is it a problem for you with that much hair on your face though? Because no one can really tell where it begins and where it ends. Right, that's true too.

Only me. Only I'm like, everyone's paying attention. No, really, if I can really notice like there's a hair that's like, that's coming out of your , out of your mustache or it's coming out of your nose is people who's really gonna notice it. Well, maybe like Mary Beth if she's up close and she's looking because she is shorter so she looks up at me and I'm like, how? I don't trim my nose here.

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Yeah, all the attachments? All the attachments, I tried every one of them. She had everything. Except one of the lotions I didn't do. And that's totally all right. Not totally. Everything except one of the lotions I didn't do and All right Yeah, I nicked myself cuz I'm not gonna not used to We gave you self-in-ice landing strip. I think we're supposed to not say that you got Nick Have to cut that out because it's part of their fucking whole thing is you don't get nicked oh really

So here I am Because it's part of their fucking whole thing is you don't get nicked. Oh really? So here I am using this But it was you know what? I have to be honest, you know if you have to take it out, just stop But like it was just such a teeny tiny little nick, but and it stopped leading right away And which I was really stuck in the air. I was really thankful for because it's in an area Well, that's never been nick before so I was like oh wow Well, this is what do I do here? And then but know what it was nothing it was such a minor minor little Nick Then it didn't so you were out of control before this so it stands to reason that hitting at the first time

Yeah, unschooled in the ways of man scaped yeah now I know how to hold it and everything and you know, okay, I can chew it up my nuts. What is this shit? I did not nick because I'm well versed in shaving bullshit. But you're not doing the shower, right? See, that's the problem. I can't wear my glasses in the shower, though. You have to be like, you have to approach it like Helen Keller, man, just like, just total touch. No other senses.

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for you to shave your balls over if you need to I thought it was great Yeah, I'm just not sure if I was running the company though that I would like Use that kind of sophomore a humor about like your balls. Well, thank you trademarked I'm looking at it right here They don't want anyone else getting their hands on that. Yeah, you got to stand out in the ball shaving game, man. You got to make a name for yourself. This is the way they're doing it. Because I did.

I had a different one. And you know what? There was no catchy advertising. There was no fun to it. There's a little chuckle. Yeah, no, not at all. I don't know. I always lean towards a little bit more sophistication, you know?

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Unlock your confidence and always use the right tools for the job with ManScape. And Walt, you know who's going to thank you? Your balls, baby, your balls. Why couldn't you just say you're like a more like... Like testicles? No, not even like scientific. You're nuts. No, just like something like...

Don't go nuts. You're your package. Something a little bit more clever than balls. It balls is just so like, you know, there's no wiggle room in that. Your chestnuts, you know, stones. Yeah. Yeah, I think they want to get directly to the point.

They don't want people to be like, what does that mean? This feels like, you know, like spike TV with doing the advertising for this though. Hey TNT, whatever. That's true TV. True TV. Yeah, true TV probably has man scaped on there. I can see it.

You guys would joke around about it. I can see on stage making a whole routine out of your balls. I mean, we're joking about it right now. There you go. So we have a dissenter in the daisy of love. Oh, well, you tried to watch it. I tried. I gave it an honest effort.

Okay, okay, because I've been getting a lot of positive feedback from him. I saw a lot of people also, you know, I think. I did a rare dip into Reddit and they seemed to be liking it. Walter. Yeah, I am 100% agree that like you definitely Had a lot of people who agreed with your assessment of the show. I just wasn't one of them though You know, it's just some you know, just I couldn't I don't like balls. I don't like Daisy Yeah, I just could not get into it. I couldn't find myself like motivated enough to get to the second episode Well, I think you knew me you knew me to the second episode. Well, I think you need me, you need me get the second episode.

I watch the first one. Okay. It wasn't enough for me to like, to make me go and find the second one. I think you, you, you're right though. It's like, if you're not stoned, it's unwatchable. Well, as I said, if you guys forget,

leave out that you maybe you should be an ebriator or watching this. I've watched it. I've watched it both, both an ebriated and not an ebriated watching this. I've watched it. I've watched it both, both, an ebriated and not an ebriated, and I've enjoyed it. Okay. Yeah, so the wall will not be continuing with Daisy.

That's all right. It's okay. I mean, let's say different strokes were different folks. That's all, man. That's all. This is not so, huh? If we like every like exactly the same exact things, how boring with this podcast being. Yeah, it's all. This is so hot. If we like every like exactly the same exact things, how boring with this podcast me.

Yeah, it's true. Good, I'm glad you hated it. I was. I was. We did a Walt and I were on Clark's three set the other day. Oh, yeah. And there was a point later that night where I thought I might have a lawsuit against Kevin

because it was so fucking hot out and we were outside in the sun for so long that that night I was like, do I have heat exhaustion? Because I feel really fucked up, yeah. It was, it was, you know, I'm not gonna say what the scene was or anything, but we were outside for what, a good six hours, yeah. Well, that gives it away.

I think you just gave away with it. Ha, ha, ha. That's what this guy did, eh? Ha, ha, ha. Well, I think it's a scene that everybody would have assumed was in it anyway, you know what I mean? Right. The type thing.

But so anyway, we're in an elevated position. Yeah. And it was probably around 100 degrees. And then and then reflected off the whiteness of everybody's skin. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, pretty much. It probably cut that out of Kevin's not going to like that. And this is going to be chopped to shit this week. Oh, I don't care if you leave it in. Don't matter to me.

But yeah, we, uh, so we were there for a good six hours. Walk out of trailer. I don't know how that happened. Oh, really? Oh, really? Oh, really? Man, I had to look couch in it. Because this is my second day on the set.

The first day I got a trailer too, but it didn't have a couch. Okay. And so I got there real early and I actually took a little power nap before my seat. On your couch. On my couch. And this is like, this is what it must feel like to be Hollywood, I thought, you know, it was air conditioned.

It had a mirror. Nice. Yeah. It was really a couch. It was really dope. A mirror. I'm here. I mean, how many B-level celebrities have gotten a blowjob on that couch that you would nap it on, bud?

They'll stay up and gross. That's hot. Yeah. But it was, of course, you know, in the beginning of the very beginning of the clerks' three shoot, I told Jordan I was like, here are three days that I can't make it out to the movie. And that was the days that we were in Memphis and August 25th, which is my first wedding anniversary. So guess when it got scheduled for? Well, I'm going to say August 25th. Yep, you're right.

Since we remember this instead of in Jersey, yes. So it fell on the 25th. But Jordan assured me she's like, I'll get you out of there by 330. It will be a problem. Which you did. That's what happened. I'm going to leave you out. But on the way down to, because we went to Atlantic City,

and then we went to Wildwood, which is south of Atlantic City. But we went to Atlantic City and then we went to Wildwood which is south of Atlantic City, but we went to Atlantic City and Or the the plan was to go to Ruth Chris steakhouse Nice steakhouse of a nice anniversary dinner blah blah. Well, we got there. I'm like, I don't think I want to go out at all I feel too fucked up like my insides felt baked. Yeah, they felt really baked. Oh, man And so instead we ended up getting subs from White House subs and just bring on bring on back to the room From roots To a sub-shack. Yeah, basically subway Mary Beth got a stromboli Mary Beth got a stromboli. But it doesn't matter.

Like, it's when you're newly wedded. Like, isn't the love, wasn't it just like part of the fun? All this? It was, of course, this is what happened. Ten years in, no, I bet you those, that wouldn't fly though. But year one anniversary, you can swap out Ruth's steakhouse for a shitty sub and get away with it because he's still starry eyed. Oh, so 10 years from that. 10 years and now that maybe that may not fly as easily as it did this year. There's more expectations, there's more like this should be

something special. Yeah, well, I took your advice, Q, the paper tickets. I got her. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I got her tickets for the Stone Pony for her favorite band, Blue October. And you guys will remember she danced with her dad to one of their songs for like, each straight minutes. That was a long death. What is it? What is it? I mean, do you want to say, I mean, I guess that people, you don't, you're not worried about fans of rushing to see you there. No, they're probably more fans of the October than me. Yeah. Yeah, October 13th at the time.

Oh, right. So, hey, if you're there and you see me, say hello. Bio drink, bio drink for the couple. Yeah, why not, man? I'll probably have some heat exhaustion. Dude, it felt fucked up, man. Like until the next day, I was like, my legs felt all weird.

Like, all I wanted to do was sit in the room and watch forensic files unfortunately I forgot my my little adapter so I had to watch it on hln with the fucking commercials and shit uh the worst yeah yeah I got home after the shoot and I took a nap took a nap what I got there to set and then I took a nap when I got home because it was so hot. But I found that I don't know, tell me if I'm not on a point here about my feelings about the set. It had a very, I don't know, I don't want to say West Coast vibe because I don't know what a Jersey vibe is on a set. But there was one, I said something that I realized though that like these There was one that I said something that I Realized though that like these people who are on the crew probably just I just don't but identify with them because on the first night I was there they asked if I could I Wonder if I was picking me up

Okay, yeah, I was here. Yeah They asked if I wanted to get lunch on that first day I was there and they gave me a menu What was what was the lunch menu and there was nothing on it that That I had any interest in eating is very healthy right very, you know a lot of vegans stuff a lot of stuff That like a lot of stuff. I don't even know I couldn't even recognize the words. You think you're in San Francisco I thought I was reading a I was like is this in French recognize the words you think you're in San Francisco I thought I was reading a I was like is this in French I could even pronounce some of the words that were on here. So they said I said I'm just not gonna eat then and

I said, well, you know what I said I'm gonna go to McDonald's I said and their face was like McDonald's oh really you got judged yeah, I got judged for saying I want to go to McDonald's oh Really he got judged. Yeah, I got judge for say I want to go to McDonald's. Oh What's the French stuff? I mean you would have thought I said I'm gonna go I'm just gonna go run across street and strangle that kitten and If it drizzling chocolate needed Well, this was the first time or the second time. This is the first night. Yeah, the first night I was there. I could see that the face was a little gassed. I said, I'm just going to run the McDonald's and grab a bite real quick on the lunch break.

Do you think it would be leaving? You know, it could have been that, but it may have been the, I think, the McDonald's. Right. You know, like, I think it was probably you leaving because I think they saw. may have been the mid i think the mictonalds right you know like i think it was probably you leaving because i think they saw they saw you then being like send walters at and then being like no he's fucking he's getting like some chicken nuggets and shit because they should have went

they should have sent someone to make the house for you i think i asked they said they would and i said no no don't worry about don't worry about it you know i don't even want it I said I said and then I went back to trailer and I just left on my own then and we got it. So you heard wingtown? Well I don't know if I knew that they were going to they said that they weren't going to be back in till 830 it was 7 or 730 and they're going to come back in at 830 but Donald's I could see basically from the trailer I could see it from the high it was the rain Atlantic so I could literally could have walked over and got it. So I just got my car walked over, got it and brought it back to the trailer. And they had no idea even I had even gone. That's the way to do it, man. Slick. Getting

over on the man. Tell you. The 24 year old girl who runs the trailer section of the set. girl who runs the trailer section of the set. I met her, she was a child. But I feel like I'm getting, I'm coming more like, Brian, I can't stand that people tell me what to do. Yeah, it's just like this constant like they would come knock on a door. Take off your suit. I go, why? You have to take your suit off. And I'm like, well, why are we to take the suit off? It goes well, they want you to take the suit off and then put it back on and before they come back in from lunch So you just can't hang out in the trailer in your suit I was like why? Great. I'm not eating anything. I go I'm not eating. There's nothing in here. There's nothing can happen to the suit

I like you just got to take the suit off I'm so angry It's like a child that I just can't sit in the fucking trailer with a suit on and not mess it up. I think you're going to get something on it. Exactly. Look, I was fucking big max also. I'm going to bring up.

Did you take the suit off? Yeah. I know. I know. Well, I got away with the McDonald's saying, I want to push my luck. Yeah. The other thing about the set that I was like, fucking come on, man, was, you know, it was like I said, it was really hot. And they made such a fucking stink about like, do not wear shorts.

Wear jeans or track pants like wear long pants. They made such a big fucking deal about it. By the time I got done, like, you would think that you would think that I just dipped them in the ocean, the jeans, they were so fucking wet and salty and shit. Oh my god, they were disgusting. Meanwhile, a couple of motherfuckers were wearing shorts and nobody said anything. Oh, that sucks. That's because you listened to him, dude. I listened. I don't know why I did it.

Yeah, the old Brian Johnson would have wore shorts. I would have worn your suit. I would have been like, hey, how is this motherfucker? Yeah, I should have at least brought shorts, but I was saying them every best. I was like, why the fuck can't you wear shorts? I was like, we played hockey how many times in Kevin's gonna say, like, Oh, you got to wear jeans, not in the history of playing hockey. Anyone want jeans ever wants. Why on earth would you just text Kevin and be like, Hey, man, they want me to wear jeans? Can I just wear shorts? I'm sure we would have said, yes. Yeah, I probably, you know, I should have wanted Jordan with it.

They're like, I didn't always going to be that fucking hot either. Well, I guess I won't, yeah, but we shot hot man. I was, I was, I was surprised. I mean, I knew it would be warm, but I was like, holy fuck. We shot the impractical jokers movie in Atlanta in the summer. And we picked our, we picked what we were going to wear in the fall or like the winter cleaning up to it. So I just had long jeans on in like a hundred degree weather in a 30 year old car where the air conditioning really didn't work. And the fucking the first day I suffered through it after that, I just every time you see me driving the car, I'm wearing a I'm in my boxes or I'm in shorts. Because I was like

fuck this, I can't do it too hot. I was wondering, as I walked away from the set, do you think that's the last time I'll ever be in a movie? I bet you that's it. That's the last time I'll ever be on a movie set, probably ever in my life. Well, it did, I'll say this much. It did inspire me to start working on Volga 2 again. So 17 pages in and you're already in it.

Oh, it's gonna say now. I was happy. I was happy I said, because I don't know if I ever want Working on vulgar to again 17 pages in and you're already in it We we did not strike the same fortunes as your daughter did you tell me Kate went down to well I think city went to 100 bucks. Yeah, she went 200 bucks first time ever We paid it back. Very Beth did not do well at the slots. Is that a recipe for disaster cube? Your first time going AC and you play the slots and you are, is that the slots when you pull the thing down and you, yeah, and they usually don't do that anymore. It's just buttons you pull. Yeah, and she won 200, she walked away up 200 bucks on the end of the night is that like Is that the worst thing that could happen to somebody? It emboldens you because the first time I went to

Vegas and I was with a bunch of buddy of mines. I was like 22 years old same age as my daughter Okay, and Me we landed at the airport. We got in like seven o'clock by time we checked in we were in the casino, you know, Gamma by 10 Six in the morning. I was up almost $2,000, which, you know, for a 22 year old kid, that's, I mean, it might as well be a fucking, and, you know, I've been a million dollars, yeah. Might have been a million dollars, and it,

and I went to bed up and it made me so cocky for the rest of the trip that I flushed that and more, and I've never gotten that out of, I've never gotten the taste of that blood out of my mouth. I'm always trying to get that money back. And like, all right, Gatto did a show in AC while four weeks ago, and I went down, dropped 1800 bucks to fucking Crap's before I was like,

oh, fuck this! It's a store of off. Yeah, it's not good. I don't think it's a good thing. I sat around the roulette wheel just trying to guess what it would be without playing like real money. Like while she was doing the slots, I'm like, okay, what if I put it on this? All right, I would have lost. What if I put it on this? All right, I would have lost. Yeah, so it was easier to play it like that. The next day we went down to Wildwood now for anybody who is not familiar with Wildwood which probably a lot of you aren't. It's a boardwalk scene, very long boardwalk, probably about a mile with all the stands and the arcades, not real good arcades, like the kind with the claw grabber. Peer with rides and all that kind of shit. Again, fucking, I mean it's the same

day and the next day so it's already boiling out and I'm like fuck man, I mean, it's the same day. And the next day, so it's already boiling out, and I'm like, fuck, man, I just, like, today, it's awesome. Like, today is like 70 degrees outside. I don't know what happened to New Jersey, where it's like every fucking day in the summer, it's either 105 degrees or rain. It's one of the two. Oh, it's global warming.

Is it? Yeah. Oh, god, damn it. It's climbing trees, bro. You never should You saw that hairspray in the 80s. Well we passed the point in no return. We can't even fix it now. No, so this is it for us huh? Yeah, it's beyond repair I've heard. I saw a report that you know some experts said that we had our our like drop dead date if we were going to do something about it. We had to hit these marks by a certain date and we didn't hit them.

So now it's like, you fucking asked for it, and now you're gonna get it. I've also read that it's ridiculous to assume that humans could do in 200 years, like they could destroy the earth in 200 years versus the millions of years prior to that with volcanoes and storms and all kinds of shit. Well, it's not the Earth that'll be destroyed.

It's just like us and animals, right? Like the Earth will be here in another fucking four million years, just turning around like it always does. I mean, for anybody who's already fucking going to red it, I believe in global warming, right? On the fuck down, on the fuck down. But the Earth spinning around is gonna be like a piece of charcoal, though, because the sun will have baked it

Into a brisket because of what we did we fucked it up Well, no, there's no you don't know what's coming fixing it You don't you don't know that there's no fixing with current technology somebody could fucking five years from now And then something that'll sponge out all that poison from the air We're our only hope now, well, before we could turn it around, now we have to fucking figure it out. I don't know if I have much hope in the human race

at this point. I mean, what have you seen that make gives you this sense of like, well, you know what, we'll figure it out. I've got to say, wait, no. Shit, that example. I guess Ghostbusters may No, I mean look at the fucking vaccine. I mean we we we had a we we turned around and fucking got that done right operation Warp speed man we figured it right out. Yeah, but it didn't but there's more cases now it would help from president Trump

I'm kidding before you go to fucking Reddit. But get him just told me today that there's just as many cases of COVID today as there was pre vaccine, right? Get him. Yeah, no, no, no, there's as many as now as in November. So like, again, we had our chance to get it done. We had our chance for every way to fucking get in line and get poked and fucking kill this shit I know multiple people who got the vaccine and still got COVID like it's fucked up Well, that's because the the variants

That's it. That's it, huh? And at this point we have to create another vaccine to kill the one that had to kill all these variants before that, before the Delta and whatever the other one is, the Roomba one. Roomba? Whatever it's called, LaRosa or what is that? What is it? What is it, no one?

There's a new variant. Delta plus? No. Delta plus? I don't know what it's called, but there's two variants at this point. Delta XL. Something in Nika, Waguah or something like that Beautiful If I say fast enough people won't realize

Yeah, something like that, but by we have to we have to create a vaccine that kills those two and kills it before they can mutate into something else For chasing the tail the dragon's tail. It's never never gonna catch it. Can we just drink bleach? I don't know, dude. I'm never leaving the house again. I'm locking it down. Well, there's a lot of content now when we're if you're gonna stay in the house now, have you been watching what if?

I haven't been watching what if, yes. What's that? It's a new Marvel show and it's canon, but it's also animated though. Oh really? Yeah, the old The old comic book. What if Dr. Stryndt? Yeah, that's it exactly fantastic. It's the same exact premise. Okay. What are your thoughts on a cue? I know we differed On Daisy, but what about what if? My feeling is the first two episodes for me were largely duds.

Yeah, I agree. I'm just like, I'm like, so wait. Maybe it's because I've read Woodiff. You know what I mean? Like I used to buy the series. And I know that the best Woodiff story is really take it and turn it into a dark place. Or, you know what I mean? It's not just this, let's swap. I mean, they do do it, but like, it's not like this let's swap i mean they do do it but like it's not like like the first the first episode was just like wait so it's the same exact story but

but it's it's her instead of him but other than that there's fucking nothing different whatsoever i was like that's the most boring use i was like this is your premiere female captain america i'm like who gives a shit she's not even american. I was like, this fucking, I was like, I was like, that is, I was like, that is such a misuse. The Marvel Cinematic Universe is global, Q. It's not just about American characters. I'm, no, I'm, no. Well, if they're called Captain America, you would think.

No, they actually didn't call it. It's not like Captain South America. They didn't call it Captain American. What they call it, Captain Carter. It's what they call it. But it but it it doesn't it doesn't matter it was just like you just like I'm watching the same shit I'm like one of my supposed to get a boner because it's a fucking she Hulk doing it like I don't care you think it a boner it me marvels of the cinematic universe day expect

boners now 10 years into this shit you gotta get it to get get some blue tube fucking universe you just can't throw out anything now you have back in back in year one anything like that would have given the common book fans boners 100% we would have to cut diamonds with captain Carter now now gives a fuck I'm like who cares and then and so I'm like all right So I guess they wanted to fucking do the first episode where she took over and she did everything better than him I got it like whatever and then the second episode comes and I'm like it's another fucking character swap

I'm like it's just Like all you guys did was take fucking to jala and make him star lord I was like this is the most boring shit. I've ever seen I'm like why the fuck are most boring shit I've ever seen. I'm like, why the fuck are they keep doing this? Like, stop doing that. And then the end of that episode was the only interesting part for me where I was like, oh, okay.

So I guess Star Lord's gonna be evil now because his father, he never became, he was like just a skull mopping up a dairy queen. Yeah. I was like, that's the story I wanna see. Like that's the dark turn I to see like that's the dark turn I want to see would have Yandoship never got him well if you want dark what about episode three though Now we're talking a little bit now we're gonna tap a episode three and I'm into it a little bit more

Can I ask you how you how do you resonate? With the animation part of it is it a is it a stumbling block? Because for me, it definitely is I cannot connect As much as I would with a live actual one. I've only connected to one cartoon probably in my whole life as an adult as a child Yes, it was much easier and I you know, I could fall in love with cartoon characters, but as an adult I'm a fucking adult. It's much harder for me to like get into cartoons Iron Giant is the only one that's been able to touch me and make me feel like an inner kid. It is a good one, but I don't have that problem. I like animation. You can feel the same level of like it feels as powerful.

Oh yeah. Did you see spider verse? I saw it. You didn't fucking think that was awesome. That was good. It was good, but I can't remember what it was about at this point. I know there was a spider babe and not a spider pig, right? Yeah, spider ham. Peter poor. Spider-Ham. Yeah, spider ham. Spider ham. Yeah I don't mind it. I mean I can I get into animation. I like animation with no problem And I liked this storyline. I mean it still wasn't fucking gangbusters, but like, you know, it's cool here in Nick Fury do, do, by Samuel L. Jackson and stuff like that. I liked it.

The only thing is like, I guess who did it? Really, you knew who it was? I thought it was Ant-Man. Yeah, oh, no, no, no. I should say, I also thought it was Ant-Man, but I knew, I guess I knew the murderer was shrinking. Yes, okay. Yeah.

Okay. What about you, Brian? Can you connect with a cartoon at this stage of your life? Do you feel it would be harder to like, to feel the power and the impact of a really well-tolled story if it's done through drawings? No. No. I think I can connect with it. F is for family.

You ever see it? It's on Netflix. It's a billbear cartoon. I know, okay. And it's all about, like basically him growing up in the 70s. It's the best. It's a comedy, all right.

It's a comedy, yeah. Oh, you're tall talking just a little story. Yeah, I'm talking about when you're doing the drama like this, to me, I find it much more difficult to have it be as impactful and resonate when it's a cartoon though Yeah, I'm trying to even think of a drama. I've watched recently in animation I remember for years people telling me that Akira the cartoon Akira was like, you know That I was an imbecile for not If you're not understanding how,

like it was the greatest movie ever made even if it was a cartoon, then I watched it and I was like, they're the idiots. Yeah, I don't know, I'm not sure that I, that I can remember a cartoon, a recent memory, even like a heavy metal, something like that even. I mean, I can watch them and be like, oh, that's cool. Or that looks beautiful. Right. Or, you know, but at the end of the day, I still feel like, you know, I'm an adult man watching a cartoon, you know, just has a little bit of a, there's a little hurdle for me there

at times. This is the way you feel about what if? Yeah, what if it was live action, I would action, I think it would be much more cooler and I would probably have even dug the first two episodes if they were live action. Yeah, maybe because one of the things that disappointed me so much about the first episode was because it is animation and because it is an alternate universe, you could do fucking anything, anything, and it won't cost you any more money.

The budget's limitless, and you're leading with what if Captain America was a woman, and it's the same story. It's just, so, you know, I certainly understand that. But I think they're going to bring in Captain Carter into the, into the, either somehow they're going to introduce her into the live-action universe I Would not be surprised by that at all. Yeah, because I think that's what they're doing with mouth of madness or whatever That is the multiverse of madness Dr. Stranger's new movie. Oh, yeah Yeah, so I think we're gonna see Captain Carter. We're probably gonna see some of these things that are popping up and what if in that movie

Yeah, if only for a few seconds, maybe. I mean, they're going to have to CGI her to fucking look like that character, because that character looks like the Hulk with Captain Carter's head put on top of it. And it was like so weird looking. I was like, wow, all right, that's some design. Will this eventually run its course the whole like, guess what?

It's a woman now. Like will it chase off comic book fans and I mean I will say this they I will say this the thing they didn't do brine was be like they they didn't beat that drum it wasn't like they didn't make it seem like you know oh actually you know they had a couple of things with the like what I said with jungle crews were they're still doing that? A woman wearing pants? Type shit where you're like, how the fuck are they still riding lines and dialogue like this?

But they really avoided a lot of that. They had one guy who was a dickhead, but it was the military in the 19 fucking 40s. So, you know what I mean? I kind of get it. They didn't beat that drum too hard, but so wasn't that. It was just, it was just how fucking bainal it was that that's what they chose. Do you know if Shang Chi or whatever they're calling it or

Shang Chi or Shang Chi, is it going to premiere both on streaming and theaters or is it only only theaters? Do you know? I don't know. It's very soon. It's got to be any day now. I can't, yeah, I'm going to go see it regardless. But I wonder if I wonder if they finally figured out maybe you can't release them both on both platforms because you're not gonna see the big the big theater's only I wonder how that'll play out for them because there's probably gonna be a lot of people are gonna be angry that they're they have to go see it in the theater with you

know with the state of the world. The variants. Yeah. It's, but I mean, all the guys, it was wait 30 days and they go watch it at home. It's not that much of a burden. True, 30 days though. I would imagine it's gonna be longer than that. I think they shorten the window that maybe 45 days,

30 days. I don't know, I'm, Shang-Chi, I have yet to see anything that's gonna make me go to the theater to see it. I've heard good reviews on it though. I've heard that like people I've seen it because I guess it had its premiere and the so far the buzz is that it's a pretty decent movie. That's fucking awesome because I would love to see a bunch of ass kicking and shit like that.

Oh, I'm sure you're going to see a lot of lot of that. Yeah, but I just, I've never liked the character, so I didn't, you know, I'm just not excited about the character. How did you think Fang Fum's in it? If you go see it and Fang Fang Fum's in it, you gotta let me know, because I don't get to talk to you later. Do you want me to spoil that for you? Well, because if he's in it, I'll go see it in theaters, because not, yeah, I'd rather do that.

Do you think he of you wearing underpants no fucking way i wish you would would be amazing it would be the best what i would run to the theater and i'd buy every ticket if you told me that things that was where the short i just i'd like i'm buying the theater i just write i just write two texts the first text is

thing fang fom exclamation point. And the next text is, underpants, three exclamation points. That's a fucking t-shirt, if I ever heard one. Oh, that would be amazing. For those of you who don't know we're talking about, he's a obscure 60s Marvel monster, who for the reasons of the who don't know we're talking about is a obscure 60s Marvel monster

who for the reasons of the comics code they had to put them in little briefs box a little like underwear briefs yeah because of the code you couldn't even show a dragon's midsection or dragon I thought it was a guy it's like a big Godzilla character. He put preeps on him. Oh my God. We were repressed back then, right? That is it. It was the fucking 60s and 70s.

Like 60s. It was the 60s, but I mean, wasn't that like the end of the 60s was the whole free love? If I'm not in the comic book industry, I mean they had the worth them in the comics code debacle. So, you know, they had to make sure that kids weren't getting their rocks off on even on dragon dragon balls nice and shaving funny you should mention underpants boys me undie saved me when I was down in wildwood because I it was so hot that like you know you get that chafing in your life between your legs like I went out I was down in Wildwood, because it was so hot that, you know, you get that chafing in your leg,

between your legs, like I went out, I was like, oh, maybe, maybe I'm just gonna take a nap. Maybe I'll go down to the ocean, I'll go in, so like I wore my, my togs and shit, and I walked about a block, and I was like, no way. Because I got to the boardwalk, it was about a block away from the hotel.

When's the last thing went to Wildwood, and looked at the ocean? I was there, I spent a week there last summer. Why the fuck is the boardwalk so far from the ocean? It's literally like a quarter mile. It is. That's what I went with my family and we took our my mother-in-law and she's she's not wheelchair bound but she has to be pushed around in a wheelchair. But she wanted to go down and see the water, but she just couldn't do it. It was just like so far from the boardwalk, like you say. I guess that's gotta be for,

this again, global warming, flooding and everything you can't have, because you have your boardwalk ripped up every time, if you put it too close. They must just build the beach up, so yeah, that doesn't happen. But holy shit, I was like, I went on to the board of the list, you've got to be kidding me.

I don't want, I'm not walking to the ocean. It's closer for him to watch the ocean here. That it is. There's not much to do in Wildwood, like other than the boardwalk, though, because I spent a week there. And at a certain point, there is week day afternoons where we just drove around the little wildwood area and just

found like a butterfly reservoir. Right. Yeah, if you're not into the boardwalk, it's really not the place for you. Yeah, and there's not much to do there. A lot of ghost tours though. Ghost tours, I can see any of them. Yeah. Then again, we stayed in the room.

She wanted to go back to the room at eight o'clock at night. And then the next day, we went out and like when we were leaving, I went around the corner and there was a fucking gentleman's club there. I was like god damn it That would have been fun that could have been it. Yeah, but instead we stayed inside and it's like we walked that we walked the boardwalk and shit And it's like I mean how many times you gonna do it anyway meundi so I put on my meundi's I went back put on my meundi's And it just had to save you though because you're raised all that chafing like I walk around on the boardwalk Is a boardwalk's probably about a mile right.

So walk into miles and that heat getting that chub rub. Tell you there's nothing like Jersey boardwalk domain for the smell of the pizza that they have on that boardwalk and all the cotton candy and the candy apples and the taffy. That's your love. I feel that you love. Like that. As a non-Jersey boy, I can tell you Walt that I agree with that. It's something about when you get to go down there. For me, it wasn't that often because it's like two hours from me, but there is no feeling like being on that boardwalk.

It's just a great overwhelming, it overwhelms the senses, not just your eyes, but your nostrils too. And your ears too, because there's like music playing real loud. The rides are going everywhere. It makes you feel alive. Is that the boardwalk that has a mini golf on the roof? That might be seaside. I think that's seaside. That's seaside. Okay. I'm thinking of what that I've heard a lot of people come into the store and they they They explain like especially people who aren't from Jersey They explain seaside on wildwood as being Wildwood is upper-class boardwalk seaside is a lower-class boardwalk, right? And if wildwood is the upper class Oh

There's a personal note in here. You can mention all the robes and stuff I bought and love. Mary Beth. Yeah, no shit. Oh Mary Beth's writing copy now. She shouldn't have been in the person I know. Well, she trims it that she cuts it down because it's fucking way too much stuff. Tell Walton not to mention getting nicked. Yeah. Like I must have missed that part. Tell me what not to mention getting nicked. Yeah. I'm like, I must have missed that part.

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I don't know if we ever talk about it, because I got a lot of people sending me emails saying they couldn't believe that I mentioned something on a perverse poses and playlists that we haven't talked about really in depth on the show from our past, which was I don't even know if you know this, but I took Brian's sister to the prom. I think I've heard this before. Like I was maybe like one or two years out of high school, maybe maybe one year or two years at a high school. Probably two, yeah, we're two years old. And I took your sister to her senior prom. And people were like, how could you just gloss over that?

Because I just mentioned it briefly in a recent episode of Prevayers, Poses and Playlists. And I was thinking about a What If scenario. What if I, What If? Mm-hmm. Because now... You got a pregnant? Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Wait, what if like, what if like romance blossom there?

And I married your sister. How do you think it would have played out? Do you think we would be friends? Or do you think that it would have actually heard our friendship our friendship. Oh wow, that's a good fucking question. Well you thank you. That's a good question. Now he's my brother-in-law, so we're hanging out. We're going to...

Yeah, I think... He's coming to Johnson Family Barbecue's all the time. I think it would have helped. I don't think it would have hurt. I don't know for what it helped, but I don't think it... But you know, I like to get it freakyaky though So what we would you could you let go? Fuck yeah, I mean you see who she's been with I remember a long time ago when we were

We had a barbecue at Pam and Edgers and This is when Q first became a fireman and she was trying to Mack on him remember that kill Oh, I do remember that yeah, I do And then she made some unsavory comments about me when I wasn't around. I'm told. Really? What kind of unsavory comments could anybody make about you? Oh, you told me she made some some sexually charged comments about me. Oh, not unsavory. She was just talking about how she wanted a little piece of cue. Yeah, she's got a half. That's all of a sudden on savory.

Oh, since what is that on savory in your world? I want it's about me from Brian Sister, from savory. But I think back to that time, give you just some, Oh, imagine like you married her and then she cheated on you with cue. Now what do I do? But I was. Oh, imagine like you married her and then she cheated on you with Q. And now what do I do?

But I was wondering, no, like, now you say, for what about from my POV though? Right. Like would it have hurt, like, you know, like, our relationship though, like knowing, like being that much closer into the into the Johnson Fabric right now. I think we would see each other a lot more so actually, that's not true because I never saw her other house But we're already friends at the beginning with so I probably would have seen you more we might have been become

But you know I got aside with the misses though when she's having a problem with you though then you know Because I got to keep the peace at home. I know that. Why do you think I'm reading this copy? then you know because I got to keep the piece at home. I know that. Why do you think I'm reading this copy shit? I know that. I know that. Why do you think I'm reading this copy shit? I know that. I know that.

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Well, the only thing that would have dated, the only thing that would have happened was my sister's life would have been better. Yeah, it's like, it's your last husband kill himself. Like I don't, I don know man like like she like she drove Walt to that oh what if Walt was driven the suicide I did have a a crisis of of honesty when I was down there in Wildwood.

You know, we go into this arcade and it's like she wants to play these claw machines that grab these stuff animals and shit. Why I'm not sure. Romantic? No, she didn't care if I was there anyway. She just loves to do it. She loves that in the coin push. But she's like, hey, can I have some money?

So I'm about to put 10 bucks into the change machine thing. And as I like the bill hasn't even touched it yet, and $10 in quarters comes out. Yeah. Do I return it to the people? Not at all. No. No, you're under no obligation.

Yeah, much so. You know, those games are rigged, right? Oh, yeah, I know. Even she said she was like, it's only designed to grab one of the things I'm talking to. So what, now finally, you know, that they have to like... Sunshine in on my ass, so I gotta turn around and get my back.

Yeah, I'm fine. Yeah. So what'd you do? Oh, we kept it, of course. Yeah, I'm sure. I can't even imagine for a second, you were like, I had a conflict of honesty, bullshit. You kept going back to that fucking machine, touching your $10 bill to it all night long,

hoping that fucking lightning would strike twice. Did you know me well? Because I did go by several times and just like put it by, I don't see what would happen. It didn't work. And then get angry that it didn't happen again. And look at this piece of shit. Just my luck. A Marmoset took a shine to me.

Oh really? Yeah, we went to a little boardwalk aquarium where it's the kind of place where you kind of feel bad for the animals. Oh, I've been in that one. It was an indoor one, right? Yeah, well they're all indoor, but I mean this was right on the right on the boardwalk right on the boardwalk. Yeah, yeah like you go and they have like the tortoises up front Trying to fucking desperately climb out of the closure Then you go inside and they have sharks and stuff and it's like it doesn't look big

It's not big, but it doesn't look big enough for sharks from the outside But they had this little marmos at this little monkey guy who I'll show you a picture of him well If I can get it. I'm probably gonna hang up on cue if I do that. I'll do it later And he no doubt in my mind. He was locking eyes with me and I'm not like one of these doctor-do-little types We're like I'm commuting with the animals But this motherfucker would not stop jumping around like looking at me and hiding and playing and shit I actually thought you were his father. That's what I thought. I was like- Don't they have little beards? Yeah, they have like a little white around their face And then they got little beards and shit and I when they said I was like-

Or maybe some sort of mating ritual, you know, maybe he thought he was gonna fuck me You want to fuck me? I'm like, you do that a lot fuck you If anybody's getting the fucks That was it though, that was it there. It was a very uneventful anniversary. That's okay, there's nothing wrong with that, right, you? I don't think so, it sounds nice. Yeah, I was alright, got away for a couple days. And it's, I think it marks the end of my travels for a while.

Oh, yeah, that's it? Yeah, I was up at the Hamptons, I was, I wear it in Memphis, down in Wildwood, and now, I think that's it. I almost went to the Grand Canyon. I think that, you know, it's good to get right away, year one, set her up that like, you know, like, it's going to suck. It's not going to get better than this.

In fact, we're on a decline. Hahaha. I don't want to, a couple years. Two in a subs in a hotel room. Hahaha. In my hotel, I mean, motel. Hahaha. Hahaha.

Oh, well, I'm not two to subs. Two in a strumble. He's on the, there wasn't a straw. It was a peronix drumble. Hahaha. I never said two in a strumble. Oh, you know what she did give me though like my the gift that she gave me was when she got the when we got the wedding photos taken you know last year she did a special boot war set so she like bound bound of a book she was very

on on the edge about it because you have to send it out like if the send out the pictures to be bound, so you don't know if like somebody's gonna be like, ooh, and then take them and post them on the internet or whatever. Right, right. So, were they, were they completely, were they like, no plus each, that's what you're asking.

No lips, no lips, no lips, no lips. What were those easy Rider magazines where they would send the pictures in? Oh, that was a solar, it was Beaver Hunt. Beaver Hunt. That's what it said on the cover, Beaver Hunt. If it weren't their magazines, that were like, there's motorcycle magazines where like the old man would send his old lady picks in.

Yeah, yeah. I can't remember the name of the magazine though. I remember which one, it wasn't easy rider. I think it was easy rider. It was the magazine. And there was always pictures like bad pictures of like ladies naked on the motorcycle. Well, take it with like Polaroids.

Yeah. Yeah, hustler was beaver hunt. No, this was this was classy type stuff. Classy. Well, that's probably don't have to worry too much. I don't think people in today's, I mean, with pornography, pornography, literally everywhere at any time. I don't think people are gonna's, I mean, with pornography, pornography literally

everywhere at any time. I don't think people are gonna be like, check out these, check out these Clancy Boot Wars shots. Yeah, like you guys gotta see this shit. Well, no, how did you like them? Did it? I thought, yeah, you know, I liked it. I mean, obviously like, I have 24-7 access whenever I want, however I want, because I'm a fucking man. You know, marriage, bro. But I liked that I wasn't in the room and somebody else was taking the pictures. Oh, a little hot wife action. A little hot wife, and a little.

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For hot life in. Well, I mean, I don't want anyone to fuck her. That's for sure. But you know, you know, what I did do that she was very immediately to when we were walking around the casino, I had her wear a white shirt with no bra so you could kind of see through it. And that like watch people's reactions. Like I like to see people checking her out.

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Put it together and you got it. Hey, man, I came up with warm wife. That was it. You're spent. Yeah, I'm done, man. What else we got? You got anything going on this week? What's new in Patreon? No, this week could be the Olympics on Tuesday

or it could be the following week depending on how Victor's making out. I mean, I've got my, I got to get my, get him's over there snoring like a little, get him up on the seat by my couch. I mean, he is on that couch. Oh, there he goes. He's waving. Rest up, boy. You got a long walk ahead of you. We've been walking, me and Gidham.

We've been keeping up to our regiment. You're saying you wouldn't lose weight? How has he chased W away? No, no, Debbie goes every time. I don't know. He doesn't want to weigh himself yet, which I don't disagree with. He doesn't want to get disappointed. So he's kind of like just keeping up with the regiment

and not having expectations. And then not meeting expectations. I don't disagree with, he doesn't want to get disappointed. So he's kind of like just keeping up with the regimen and not having expectations. And then not meeting expectations kind of like knock him down. That's my whole life. Well, I think it's a wise point. Now you guys, because you tell me, because I think when we're out, we go to this place where there's a lot of people exercising.

Oh, what do you warm, wife, and we get them? Get them some of the giddy teeth. So we see these, we saw this guy run by the other day and he was, he was so muscular and I said, we're going to get there one day. And I think, you know, you tell me if our regiment may be why, why we aren't there yet, maybe we may have to change it up. You've been doing it for three weeks. No, we go and do our five mile walk, but then we go to Roy Rogers afterwards.

Yeah. Yeah. That is out of problem. Because we give this something to look forward to though. You're blunting. You're definitely slowing your progress down. If you want to look like a muscle guy, but you're doing wonders for your cardio, I bet.

The right Rogers won't affect that. Yeah, but that's what we look forward to. That's what we're talking about. One more hour, we can go to my Rogers. And get them into it. What? Go into Roy Rogers. Yeah, why wouldn't he be?

Well, let's say you get, like, I mean, if you look at the number of calories you're burning your five mile walk, right? Like I would not let counting them. We're not doing any of that stuff. I can't we know we're counting the miles But we're not doing this like this all these other bullshit of like, you know The formulas and all this other stuff, you know, right? Yeah, you look like fucking feel gates. Yeah, you expect to be with a fucking muscle guy Yeah, you expect to be with a fucking muscle guy I'm like point extra now fucking graphs and

Inform you lows and algebra. Let me see how quickly I can find out how many calories you burn in walking five miles My my thing would be like I wouldn't want to walk the five miles and then like it like basically even itself out. No, I don't like I don't think that way. I say to myself. I just want to get some chicken strips and mashed potatoes and I earned it because I walk five miles Yeah, I mean, it's better than just buying the chicken strip and mashed potatoes without walking towards it But I also think well, do you're pretty trim, like I'm not, like he's the one that's gotta be doing the heavy lifting right now. He's, baby steps, you know.

So you're telling me I should, I shouldn't let him eat at Roy Rogers? I just think like maybe, maybe as a reward, maybe not in every walk. Maybe just be like, hey man, you did another month. Let's go to Roy Rogers.

Maybe not like, you're gonna make us go once a month You're throwing down like 800 calories on top of like whatever you did. I know, but that's that's torturous though Okay, so from what I'm reading here, it looks like you guys are gaining weight by walking But one mile burns a hundred calories so you know if you burn 500 calories whatever you're eating at Roy Rogers well let's see the Roy Rogers health information oh no don't hear it we know we want to hear it it's not good it's not gonna be good I said I said let's run let's run and catch up with that muscular guy and see if he's going to Roy Rogers

after he's done today and if he is that we know we're on the right track. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. It's about 420 to 520 calories. You can get a roast beef sandwich then. You like roast beef sandwiches, get them? All right. But if he just skipped it entirely, those that walking would mean something right now,

the walking... Yeah, I know. But he's built a muscle though. In those legs? That's the last place he needs it. I don't know. It's tough. Working out is tough.

It's not that tough. But it's the reason why it's so hard for so many people though. I mean, people struggle with this, keeping up with it and making sure that they do it when they have to do it. Like right now we've been doing it on a super consistent basis. But you think without the Roy Rogers, that'll stop. I know I'll be miserable if I have to go eat. If I have to go eat something healthy afterwards, I'll just might as well, you know what? Just shoot me in a face because I can't do it.

Well maybe they can't do it. Maybe they can't do it. Maybe he can't do it. Maybe he can't do it. What do you mean? Maybe he's the one that's got to like get healthier. He just has to wait in the car. There's got to be something on that on that menu that he's that he can get. Well, it seems the chicken. Oh, well, if you get does he get the salad bar? No, I didn't

think so. Fuck it. Let him graze on the fixin's. Oh, there's a fixin's bar. It looks like salad to me. It's all like it's all stuff I would never see. Well, it does it did look like the chicken isn't too bad, like if you're okay, good. If you're going to eat there, where is Roy Rogers around here? It's there's a nearby. It's a brick. So, oh my God. So we go to this reservoir down down south, then we take about a half hour drive to the Roy Rogers to cool down. Right. You know. Yeah. Now what about what about when you like today you're going to walk over it.

And the bell works. It's a screen out. Yeah. Where will we go afterwards? Oh, I was thinking Chick-fil-A. That's healthy. That's some of it, isn't it? Real chicken. Yeah, grilled chicken, right? That's the way that some of it is. Yeah. Real chicken, yeah. Real chicken, right? Yeah. That's what I was thinking. Real chicken with no bun. I don't have a bun ever.

Yeah, that's very good, then. He has buns, though. Should I take him, Mr. Rick, no buns? No bun policy from here on out. Do you know, am I want to see wearing a t-shirt that says buns with a ghost buster stash through it? We're trying, though. No, it's good. It's good. I don't want to discourage you. What you're doing is great. a t-shirt that says buns with a ghost buster stash through it. We're trying though.

No, it's good. It's good. I don't want to discourage you. What you're doing is great. I'm very proud of you guys. Yeah, no, and my wife has been going. She has, like I said, like Bry, though, maybe she had been scared off by Gettin, but no, she's more.

She's in. She's all in. She's all in, huh? Well, she listens to Gettin talk about his little device on his wrist that he got to track his steps and his sleep performance. Yeah. All right. So what you've just said is fascinating because we all go through this journey with him. Yes. Is she on the journey? Is she starting to? She is on the journey, but I don't know. I know if I'm honest, And I know if I'm honest, he might be slightly irked though, but because she doesn't think that he has anything wrong with him.

So bothersome. Yes, he's been he's been pro to get very irate at people who say there's nothing wrong with them. I know. So that first hand with Eric, right? He's like, you don't have autism. And when and somebody else said it, he got very upset too. He gets very upset by that. And I guess in her mind, she's thinking, because I would tell her. You don't seem retarded to me.

You know, I said, don't ever say that thing. I don't ever say there's nothing wrong in a life sense because he would be upset by that. But I said it darn. Well, there's nothing wrong with him, like that's because he would be upset by that. But, there's nothing wrong with him. Right, but I said to her, I was like, listen, I said, I thought the same thing too, initially. You just haven't spent enough time with him and to see all the little,

the little quirks and nuances and rules and regimen and things that like he has to do, I said, you're just haven't been exposed to it. That's why you think he's normal. He's not. I like how we're talking as if he's not in the next room. This is what he wants to hear though. He has somebody here that there's not the wrong would him? That's true. He gets upset by that. He'll probably read this in the episode later just here again. Yeah, but she does. She does say that he does.

He does fixate though. She does say that that and that is a fix in sparrows. No, she says he does. He is prone to fixate on things though. She finds like go, oh yeah. Yeah, but otherwise that she's having a good time. What did she notice that he fixated on did she ever all help? I mean, he fixates on explaining things and Okay, and explaining how like why you took them a month to order a tracker or whatever it's called one of those

how like why it took him a month to order a tracker or whatever it's called one of those things. He's telling dead this shit. What? The B story. The B story. Or about why he, about the his neighbor that kept bees and telling us like every fucking useless piece of information and other than just like I live next to guy that kept bees. He told us like you know. Get him You get him. Tell Mary Beth about it. She's fucking totally into bees.

APA are you shit? Her grandfather is a beekeeper. You want to talk bees? That's your girl. But like, um, and then like, get him, but we'll always try to pay for the meal. And this is how I know she likes them though, because at the, but ever, I get like, whenever I'm home, we get home and we're talking about the walk. She goes, I don't know why he keeps saying that he has to pay, you know, at that really bogs me. She's like, when we take our kids out, we pay for them. So why can't, why can't we pay for him, too? Uh-oh. Uh-oh. So that's how I do that. She definitely doesn't mind him coming along because she gets

she's like, well, we pay for our kids so we can pay for him too. We've got a big deal. He truly is her stepson. That's amazing. But you guys do it for Labor Day. Labor Day when we're going. That's anything planned? No, no barbecues.

I believe I've been invited to a barbecue Yeah, I have a little a little get together at my house a little tiny thing wall to want I was gonna extend you the invitation Okay, if you want to come down bring your son, okay? You know just let me know I will you just get I will. You just had. I know. Yeah, but that's all right. That's okay.

I don't know. It's small, just hanging out my yard, bullshit. Are you back to work? I am back to work, basically. Yeah, we start doing comedy clubs this week. Oh, really? We start doing comedy clubs this week. Oh, really? Wednesday we have shows.

We're starting to polish the material that we have for the new tour and stuff like that. And then in two weeks, the Joker's writing room starts up again. Oh, so you'll be right back in a thick of it, huh? I'm already, I'm already writing on something else already, so it's just work. It's just back to work. At least I'm still doing it from home Which is great. That's good. Yeah, but I think we start shooting again in October if the fucking Delta variant You know or the little little lambada, too. Don't forget that one from the Milwaukee. Yeah, the lambada The forbidden dance

And then the I don't know man, we got a re we got like theaters and a reen is coming up at the end of this year and I don't know if that's. I mean it looked so good a few weeks back and now it's like I'm starting to get that feeling. I'm like oh are we going to be able to do this is it responsible to do it. A month ago would have been a no brainer. So I'm hoping things get better because. But responsible, then is you just earlier say all that matters is the green? Yeah, but I mean, you know, you don't want to kill the people that you're trying to fucking. All that matters is the green. Not when it comes to practical, jokers fans.

Not my, not my, not my, not my, those are my fans. Yeah, I can't. They've been with this for 10 years man I don't I don't want to I don't want to start a super spreader some shit like that, you know imagine that like there was a Concert out in the UK somewhere and they said there were about 47,000 people there and 5,000 cases of COVID 5,000 new cases What if if I J becomes a super spreader event? Mm. I like it.

Did they take a ding in their loveability? Uh, you know what? No one's forcing anybody to go to these things though. And that's why, like, this thing in the UK, this concern in the UK, it's like 47,000 people showed up of their own accord. Yeah. You know, so, you know, at the end of the day, you're an adult. You had to make decisions that are best for you. Yeah, I don't know. I guess it remains

to be seen. I'm jazzed about getting back up on stage. I'm not, you know, I just want to make sure it's done the right way. But, you know, but yeah, to answer your question along, we're back to work, I'm back to work. Q, you can use this if you want. Like, just put it out there. If you want to laugh, come see the impractical jokers. If you want to be a giant fucking pussy, stay the fuck home. Okay, yeah, I like it. I think it's true. Tell them they can use that tell true.

That's on me. Tell them Steve Dave.