Tell Em Steve-Dave - #491: We don't watch birds, birds watch us!

Episode Date: September 13, 2021

Labor Day weekend, has TESD gone PC, conspiracy theories.

Time Steve Dave presents The most steep day of presents in the killer room. With a killer version, he assists the most important kind. With kind kind, not a fan again, and behind Tristan. This week's episode... We don't know how it's heard, it's heard, it's heard, go as clear as it is right. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tellum Steve Dave. I sit here with my two buddies Walt. Hello. And BQ.

Hello. Boys, we've been accused of something. What the fuck? First off, this is an overkill. I introduced it incorrectly. This is really overkill. We'll put the overkill music up front. There is a complaint on Twitter that we've gone PC.

We've gone PC? Yes, I don't know why this link isn't working. But basically, okay, we open the link. Yes, because we do not talk about Biden and the the shit show that is. I mean, we heard this complaint about trump that we remember people are like you guys only rip on

you know guys never upon trump it's like we heard the same thing like we just we heard the same thing before and but this is not a political show we don't like we don't talk about politics really now anytime and sometime and anytime we discuss politics i i learn quickly that we get things wrong, that we need to be educated, and then I take the time to learn, and then it stops being fun, so we just stop talking politics.

Yeah, and it's like, do you really need another source to be like, Biden's fucking up, man. Afghanistan's fucked up. The border's fucked up. Like we all know this. Like, what are we going to talk about? What are we going to add that someone else hasn't already said? And if I'm not mistaken, it's either the last week or the week before I use the word retard.

So if that's PC, I don't know what to tell you anymore. Yeah. Yeah, so much so that like, you know, we've had to like correct you from time to time with some of your language. I guess we are PC. Maybe we are, dude. The PC police.

What are you going to do? Is there anything more divisive though than like in any setting then talking about politics though. I don't even think religion trumps it anymore. No. I think politics is it. And the politics extends to like oh so you don't want to wear a mask. Yeah I guess you'll love Trump.

No. I mean it's like wearing a mask. Yeah, I guess you love Trump. No. I mean, it's just such a miserable state of like affairs where like everybody's just so pissed all the time. Like why on earth would why one would why would we want to say anything that's going to fucking not be fun to talk about. And two, I don't want to hear it. Like, do any of you guys want to hear it? Did you when cute I don't know like I when I look at both sides and you hear the rhetoric on both ends of the spectrum from left to right does anybody sound happy when they're like consumer politics does anybody anybody

come across as they're being like they're enjoying this kind of like total like in on it. If you're totally in on that like on government politics, I kind of lean that you're not going to be happy though. You need other things man. You need other things in your life. You need other things like it's it's all this politics division is leached into entertainment to the point like you can't even watch things anymore. You're like there's no way that this is fun for these people to make like it's just sermonizing and standing on fucking like preaching to people instead of like just making a fun show. Like buddy of mine was talking about you know what what, I don't even wanna get it.

You're right. You're right. You know what, what's the point? It's just like nobody, it just seems like nobody's having fun and it's like, I don't wanna be a part of that. I don't wanna piss people off. And another thing too, it's just like, I also just like, I don't even mean that.

And like, I mean, I do mean it in the way of like, I don't wanna piss people off because I don't want people angry at me. I also don't wanna bomb anybody out. I don't wanna to piss people off because I don't want people angry at me. I also don't want to bomb anybody out. I don't want to make anybody feel bad or make anybody like here an opinion and be like, well that's a shitty fucker political opinion. And then they're like, I just, that's not my job, man.

Yeah, yeah, going it, he summed it all up, man. Really did. Yeah, I have waxed. You know I'm back to the question here I'm back. I think everybody listening she get back if you're not gonna do it nothing I say is gonna fucking change it. So what's the point of even going on about it? Shaming that's they're supposed to be no shaming Supposed to be no shaming and no labeling and that's all anybody wants to do anymore

Yeah, I want to shame you for that? Shame you for that and if sexual agenda and sex labels are it's insane. How far down the right? I'm worried about your mic. Are you? Yeah, you're very low. Okay, maybe I wasn't talking into it enough. Hold on. Let me pull up the gain a little bit. Yeah. Better. But we probably shouldn't went out on bra on pq's fucking brilliant some someation of it well I don't have time to cut it yeah yeah also something that Walt sent me kind of political but I don't think yeah you sent me you sent me a link I don't think that I said you yeah you sent me you said me a link

I don't think you guys are gonna ever play in China Oh, I didn't send that to you That was the shell Oh, that's right Chinese government banned effeminate men on TV until broadcasters to promote revolutionary culture Broadening a campaign to tighten control over business and society and enforce official morality. He's called for a national rejuvenation

with tighter communist party control of business education, culture and religion. And these are the, like, this is the country that, if you're a lagam, and the fucking, the virus came from China. Like, you're a fucking racist man. Like, these, I don't know, you're a fucking, again, like, if you're like, yeah, man, the fucking virus came from China. Like you're a fucking racist man. Like these, no, you're something again. Like if you're not, hold it.

You know, maybe let me turn up you, because I did turn on your headphones. Okay. Any better? Yeah, it's better. Okay. Yeah, I think it's up there. Um, so, so, so China is saying no, a feminine man on television.

Right. Uh, broadcasters must resolutely put an end to sissy man. Another abnormal aesthetics, the TV regulator said using an insulting slang term for an affeminate man, which looks like Ning Pow or literally girly guns. Now there has to be a board, right? There has to be like a committee, like the comics code. Yes, code had to approve comics in the the 60s and 70s and 50s and or the MPAA. Yeah, so they're asked is like, so what

would be the criteria? Like what is too effeminate? Oh, you know, you know, you know, a hungry person. No, I don't have this. You don't need a panel. You just see a hunk and you're like, yeah, that's it Yeah, is there infighting within the panel where it's like, oh, you think he's not a feminine? Well, maybe you're suspect too I but I when Michelle Texted us that I I maintain that like comic book man never would have been able to air in China then right four guys talking about comics You think that's a feminine they would consider that a feminine I don't know. It's not like we were like like he men and we were...

That's true. They're like they're soft. They're very soft. They said that it reflects concern that Chinese pop stars are influenced by the sleek girlish look of some of these South Korean and Japanese singers or actors. So this K-pop is really... K-pop is the culprit, huh? I will say this, dude. And I don't like to align myself with China. You guys know me, I bleed red, white, and blue. But you guys remember Nick G. Ivanev here, right?

I've got anybody in mind who worked at ViewSqueed with us. So he sent me a trailer for a movie recently called Last Man Down. And it's a Swedish movie. And he's like, just watch this trailer. And I watched the trailer. And it is so much so that I sat down. And I was like, I want you to watch this trailer.

And then we're going to discuss it. Then I want you to watch the trailer again. And I almost kind going to discuss it then I want you to watch the trailer again and I almost kind of want to do that you think we could just go down and you guys could watch the trailer for it for like or you know there's no time to add it and we should just do it next week. Let's do it next week yeah there's no time. Okay I'm okay. I'm going to back from Declan. Okay so then I would say then everybody your homework this week is to go watch the trailer for less, less man down. And it is a, it is a return to the, let's say the movies of the 90s, the 2000.

It's a, it's a hunk fest. It's violence. It's like, it's like nothing, but like you, you killed my wife. So now I'm coming for you. And I was watching the trailer and I was like, holy fuck, it's been so long. Since I've seen something like this, that I started drooling, like not over the hunk, I may be over the hunk, I don't know. But I was like, and like it's the trailer, I guess I should just let him go watch it.

But the trailer was like, looked like something that 20 years ago would have been released straight to video But I and I would have ignored but today I Can't wait to see this fucking movie. I'm like literally cannot wait to see this movie. It's a job It'll make me like this. Oh my god, dude. It's it's it's just the only answer to every problem is violence God dude, it's just the only answer to every problem is violence. There's explosions, there's muscles galore, the bad guys got muscles, the good guys got muscles, the fucking thugs, they all got muscles. And then like, I mean, you just gotta watch it, it's unbelievable. And I'm like, man, do you remember when they used to make movies like this? And how awesome

it was, your predators, your fucking, your commandos, your raw deals, your rampos, they don to make movies like this and how awesome it was your predators, your fucking uh, your commandos, your raw deals, your rampos, they don't make them anymore. It's just not done anymore. Well, yeah, because there's nobody wants to promote that the answer to all problems are just like a Schwarzenegger coming in and fucking gunning it down. Fuck that. I want to promote it. I'm here to promote it. The answer, it worked back then, it could work today. It's like there's no fucking messages to be saw. This guy killed his wife, so he's gonna fucking get him no matter any

cost. It's just fucking amazing, dude. It's like, what shit should be? Or at least some shit should be, I thought. So, I guess that I don't wanna align myself with China, but China is the biggest movie market in the world, and maybe, just maybe, their evil communist regime, the stranglehold over their culture, which is evil in 99.9% ways percent ways will guide our ship slightly back towards the home

just like hey man to chinese are people too you know like what do you know you can't hate them just because you're chinese you know you got to go to and they probably want to see that who doesn't want to see that chest is my point. Yeah. So everybody that's the homework and we'll discuss, we'll discuss next week. You guys tell me if I'm right or wrong. Okay. The, the party is to their taking control over the, the tighter control over the internet. Anyone under 18 can only play three hours of online games per week and prohibit play on school days.

Game developers have to submit new titles. There's it's tightening control over celebrities. can only play three hours of online games per week and prohibit play on school days. Game developers have to submit new titles. There's a tightening control over celebrities. Broadcasters should avoid performers who violate public order who have lost morality. Now, this is where I agree with the Chinese 100%. Programs about the children of celebrities are banned. Thank fucking God. I am so tired of fucking like, hey man, I had a kid. Now it's just as awesome as I am.

Yeah, you know like that. Oh, I hate it. I hate it. Now we got to pay attention to fucking Northwest Kardashian or this one or that one. He has his own show now. I don't know. He might I know he's on a commercial Or I don't know. Maybe it's not that what it could whatever Chloe Coddashian kid's name is, he's in a commercial with her for migraine headaches. So they're limiting pay for performers. There it is. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What would you just say?

Yeah, you hear it. But America sucks, right? The limiting pay for fucking entertainers, we got a sense what's in a girl over there Not just not a Schwarzenegger Stallone van Dam Get them all the celebrities the saving over there What about the pocketbooks of the celebrities man? about the pocketbooks of the celebrities man. This is really some freedom over there. Ah!

You need the expendables as you need, right? Oh, fuck yeah man, the expendables. Oh, you know what? I guess in a way those expendable, but the expendable movies, they haven't made like a real one in a while, right? Like they've been directed video and shit like that the last one? The last one was I think. I mean, how many are there?

I thought they're really two. I think there's three. I think the third one went straight to video. Yeah. But even that was like, even the expendables was like a wink and a nudge. You know what I mean? It's like, remember how, you know what I mean? It was like, look at these old guys.

We're trying to mouth for one last run. That's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about like, purist. We're making this because we love it. You know, has has has the now not being a wrestling fan has wrestling suffered from now not having that kind of testosterone and or because I would think that yeah I was going to say isn't that one of the last bastions of entertainment that hasn't

like lost it's macho There's almost nothing better on television right now than a W man. It is fucking weekend week out It's just awesome muscles, right? Muscles immature storylines like you know, I mean I mean they updated it you don don't see like you don't see the you don't see like the Like you know the whole train. They don't have like Seriously, which is you know totally cool man like I'm down for it like it's actually more fun that way, but it's just like But but they're still looking pretty good the lady still look good

You know what I mean? They got around for the storyline. It's like again I was talking to Nick about it the other day because I was like, dude, because they have to reset me to that trailer. It's like, you have to watch AEW. I was like, it is fucking what we want right now. And he watched a match where a guy in a dinosaur match called the luchosaurus was handcuffed to a pole

while his little buddy was getting the shit kicked out of him by all these big dudes. And there was nothing the luchasaurus could do about it and he was like this is fucking awesome and I'm like this is it man it's a it's the best shit man wrestling may save us all I really believe that and may now eighty w is not

vince pick man now uh... uh... wwe is concerned which has been getting better it had i have to admit like even even wwe has been more entertaining lately. The talents there in both companies, it's just the storylines and the wrestling style and AEW has been off the fucking hook lately. How many major wrestling organizations are there right now, are there more than two?

Yeah, there's like, in Japan, they have a bunch, there's like, there's, I think Ring of Honor, I don't know, Ring of Honor, there's a bunch that are like known, but there's only two that's really on TV right now. In America, there's only two big ones. It's like, WWE and AW. It's more like, WWE is the AEW is the B, but they're, they're the scrappy young upstart

that's really like, making waves type thing type thing and like all the fucking great talents out of the W because they're like holy shit I could do what I want over there like Vince McMahon has such a control over WWE and they go to AEW and they get the freedom they get like freedom over their character they get freedom over the storylines so you're starting to see huge stars go from WWE to w now how hard is it for a guy like you who so busy to keep up on the storylines or is it not? He's like how often like how much do you have to commit? To keep up to date on wrestling is it like once a week or is it like I thought wrestling was every day? It's once a it's what it's twice a week, but it's like comic books how you can put it down for like Four months and then pick it up and then one issue you like, okay, like it's it's like like our spider-man's fighting Dr. Octopus again, I get it. You know what I mean? It's like that type of thing

So you don't really have to pay attention, but I watch once I'll watch a W every week You know Get my hunks my hunks in. We know someone who, a couple of people who are working on a sizzle reel for a midget wrestling league. They call it micro wrestling. Is there a place today for micro wrestling guys? Of course.

Why can't those guys wrestle if they want? I think they should be denied. I think they should be able to kind of catch on like you're're talking about yeah, I think yeah, I mean I see you saying they don't have they don't have the hunky status But like so it comes down to like writing man and like the story lines and if you make it fun enough like why wouldn't people They ain't talking about politics and fucking wrestling you could just watch it and shit What the fuck was that? Did you hear that? Yeah, I felt it felt like a bird yeah that was hold on so anyway it's a Darth Vader Clapper I guess I made the right noises that made Darth Vader talk

all right sorry about that guy that didn't sound like Darth Vader. No. Well, it's the clapper. They got some guy who kind of sounds like Darth Vader to do the voice, and I'm sure the speaker's so shitty. It looks good. Yeah, it does. Yeah.

So anyway, yes, midget wrestling. Yeah, I think I'm in. I'm in. If it comes on TV, I would watch it. I don't like are they calling it midget wrestling? I thought that was like one of the words that they're like, well, it's called micro wrestling and nobody on the set can call it midget wrestling, but evidently from the reports I'm getting, the midgets are like, midget power. Fucking midget really. they're they won't stop saying the word magic

But then who are we to say that that's not the word then I know if they're saying it's the word Who the fuck told us that we can't say midget? I don't even know it just popped out of nowhere But they're saying that we could say the word Again, it gets down to like I don't want to hurt anybody's feelings like you know what I mean like I like I actually had a Fan of a practical joke has come up to me and he was a little person and he was like I want to thank you for never making fun of us on your show And yeah, you told that said on the golden girls episode. Yeah, and that that stuck with me Which that really that guy saying that to me was really like one of the main turning points of my thing where I was just like

I deleted all your me here your midgets from IJ Those are full of them. I want everybody to feel that good when they That's the goal. I don't want anybody to feel bad. I don't want anybody to feel Out of it. I don't want to feel like unwelcome. So, I don't know guys, you tell me what to call you. You want me to call you major? I'll call you major. You want me to call you little people.

I'll call you that. It doesn't matter to me. I just want everybody happy. Little people always remind of me of children. It sounds, it sounds kind of sending. It really does. Oh, it's just a little person. It's a little guy.

It's a little really does. Oh, it's just a little person. A little guy. This is a little guy. Yeah. So I will see. Hopefully that comes to air. The, uh, the midget stuff. I thought they did it already. Like wasn't there a show years ago that was like Hulk, Hulgren, Mike were wrestling league where he was like, I thought there was a true TV of all places. I think you're right. Yeah. Right.

Yeah. You said that. I was like, that's right. I do remember that. I mean, I guess it's been so long. It's time you can always reintroduce the concept of yeah of wrestling with just without Hulk Hogan. Yeah. Hulk Hogan's MCW now microchampion championship wrestling. Yep. Takes viewers inside all the action conflict and drama introducing how many seasons Let me see here's an episode guide one season Five episodes stuff Oh, holko though he did he he promised half the size twice the violence nice

That's what they got to do they got to get it. They got to get the good slogan like that Yeah, well that one didn't work Yeah, I know and actually if I'm gonna be honest like like because AW does the blood thing a lot like well They'll cut the forehead and like the blood will start flowing and shit And it does look cool, but I am getting older. I just start going like I don't really want to like are they okay? I'm really turning into a fucking pussy. You're right. They wouldn't put me on TV and shine anymore I'm too concerned about everybody's fucking feelings and how everybody's doing If I ever heard this episode in your stance on micro people I'm too concerned about everybody's fucking feelings and how everybody's doing If I ever heard this episode in your stance on micro people

That's alright. What'd you do for a labor day? Well anything fun? I want to see cheap truck cheap truck. Where were they? Oh, oh, wow look at this guy rockin out Yeah, they were really good. Yeah. I'm a fan of the band and I felt that they really put on a strong show. I mean Rick Nielsen, if anybody, I don't know if you guys remember the name. He was the guitarist. Yeah. He looked a little, a little stiff, a little aged, a little stiff. He looks like a robot. But he doesn't have the same kind of like elastic moves that maybe a younger Rick Nielsen, but who does? Now, did he bust out like his eight neck guitar ever?

Yeah. Every single song he bring out a different guitar and people like would respond to that. Yeah. And he did bring out the massive neck one on for the last song, which he needed help putting on and taking. Poor Rick. But Robin Zander, his voice sounded phenomenal. And I'm going to assume that it was all natural, because I've heard a lot of people talk about you know these these old aging the rock stars needing a little bit of help.

That's sweet and lyrics. But boy did he sound like that. Sweetly vocals I mean. Yeah. Played an hour and a half. Fucking loud too. Yeah. Yeah really loud.

Like so loud that I was like. Some tool. Some tool. And he's like so loud that I was like, I'm too old to. I'm too old to. But boy, man, it's gotta be weird, you know, to just when you're in your cheap trick and you've been doing it for so long and you look out and like you have your major portion of your audience has to like take a break from rockin'

and they're like, and they're fouling their faces off cause they're sweating so much. And they have to sit down. Like, see, I wasn't doing any of that, so I could stand the whole time. I was for that. I was for that. But I wasn't like, exerting a lot of energy as some of these other people who were like, into it. But they were getting so into it that they blew their low. Their wide was blown in the first five

songs. So then they had to sit down for the rest of the concert. You played it right. You played it right away. So rough. It has to be, it has to take a little bit out of the way that you know, when you, but maybe not, you know, I wouldn't. If I was down, I would be like, I don't care. We're giving a fuck if they rest that you want to just sit down and, and towel off. I think that that as time goes on, people sort of like those type of bands have to sort of expect it.

That like their average audience, I mean, I'm, well, we're only in our early 50s and I prefer to sit. Oh, yeah. Like we're going to see Megadeff death this this coming Thursday, and it's like I'm like, oh my god, I'm gonna have to stand the whole fucking time possibly on the chair Over at the PNC art Center. Oh, hopefully not on the chair on the chairs. We're off. Yeah, I could show you Like lose your balance. I was I was leaning up against the chair in front of me at the base. Yeah, you know, so but I guess that don't end up like

And I do feel like, like, how come, you know, people at this advanced age way older than I was, like, how are they that psyched to rock that hard that they may not be able to go to work the next morning? Like, how, what does it, what, what drives them? Like, why don't I have that in me? Like, how, what does it, what, what dries them? Like, why don't I have that in me? I don't know that, yeah, that, that just, that, I see it all the time of concert, yeah. Like, I mean, we saw, like, what went to Army,

like, guys tearing their shirts, you know, a younger version of these people who are, who are rocking that hard, but it's like, maybe they're like, hey, this is it. Like, this might be the last time that I can rock this hard to cheap trick, because like you said, like Rick Neilson 72. Is he 72?

How much fucking longer can they go out and do this? Rob is Andrew. Look great. I mean, he, and then he may be taking, uh, he may have found the fountain of youth wherever, like, what was that? Fond still up on. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Ponsidily on.

Yeah. Uh, cause damn he, he looked fucking just like he was 30 if he was 60 or 70 whatever he is now. Yeah, I have to imagine he's probably close to it. Let's see. He's 68. Damn. I mean, if you could look like Robins Andrew does at 68, you get on your knees and thank God. I'm starting to get the feeling I wish I look like Robyn's enter now. The way you're... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yeah, we got in the pool playing any any water polo any bass any played some beer pong in the pool in the pool Yeah, got like one of the inflatable beer pong tables Yeah, yeah, Joe DeRose a fucking wipe wipe the map with me, but again I Can't fucking beat the guy. I never cared about beer pong of my life until Joe DeRose became the fucking champion

And now I can't take the guy down and he's so vicious with the putdowns while he's doing it. It's like he gets under your skin and you just want to take him down and then you can't, so it's worse. Fucking guy. I almost had a lawsuit on my hands. I almost had some joker money in my hand. Oh no. Yeah, there was a lot of stairs going into the pool. No, but there was a chair. They called it a chair. Now, I thought, I thought it was a piece of modern art, right? But it's this weird, we'll have to take a picture of it, so I can post it.

You can look it up online. It's called spun. It's a chair called spun. Spun? Okay, I'll look it up. Yeah, and what it looks like Walt is a giant top. Like's called spun. It's a chair called spun. Spun? Okay, I'll look it up. Yeah, and what it looks like Walt is a giant top. Like, it's shaped exactly like a top. It's got like a wide thing.

Like a top from like the kids play with the circus. Like a spinning, yeah. Like a cradle? Like a cradle, but like the top of the cradle has like a scoop in it that you could sit in. Okay. So you could like kind of spin around in it. Like not like on a top like straight up. Oh, okay. Like, you know, like, like, yeah, can't delete,

I guess, you know, it's that, right? Okay. Oh yeah, that doesn't look comfy. That does not look like a chair, right? It's so comfy. Really? Yeah. Yeah, you would not think that by looking at it.

I would, you could show me that, I bet you could show a thousand people and be a what is this, it would never think say it's a chair. I didn't think it was a chair, like I said, I thought it was an art piece that he had bought. Yeah. Which is the same thing that happened to me the first time I saw it, which is why I ended up getting one, because it was kind of cool. The thing about this chair is that you can't fall. The way it's designed is like you can't fall out of it, even though it looks like it doesn't it looks like you like if you went to the side you would fall out looks like a hammock

You're like a dangerous right once you learn to trust it You there's no danger of falling right but like everything in life Just takes one person a fucker run if the rest That person wasn't me though that person was Mary Beth because somebody you know somebody said like yeah I can't fall over. I don't know why she took that as a challenge But so she sits in it But she isn't sitting at the right way now I know there was a right or wrong way to sit in it. You have to sit with your legs out

But she sits in it and she tucks her legs in and she like rolls it once and it goes around But then it goes around a second time and her weight is just carrying it really fast So it goes around a second time and she goes she was also Holding the sides and speeding it up. Yeah, she was I watched the whole thing unfold I don't know why she was trying to prove everyone wrong that you could fall out of a chair, but she did it To be fair she proved this around fair, she proved this wrong. Yeah, she proved this wrong, and she was so close to hitting this wall with her face. And then this is the good part of the cutelest part.

So Maribeth falls, right? And two things happened. One, first of all, nobody helped this poor girl up. Like, we were all just like because Everybody was just like everybody was so concerned with the fact that I'm an asshole because I kept Growing about how nobody could fall out of a chair The second she fold out, you know everybody's drinking so instantly everybody's like whoa He's like, whoa! So I thought nobody could fall out of the chair.

And I had a whole fucking party of people like throwing daggers at me about this fucking chair. And I didn't see it coming. I was just like, what the fuck's going on? And then, so, you know, and then we looked at poor Mary Beth and she's picking herself off the ground. And then we all looked at Johnson,

who's sitting four feet away from her. And we're like, well, surely her husband's going to help her up or make sure she's okay or anything like that. And we have the video footage because none of us could quite believe what we saw, but Johnson just looked at her full out of the chair, start laughing and then just turn to the right and continue his conversation. What the fuck's in that, are you? That's great.

So we got the footage from my security camera. It started watching it. And it was just so funny, because you seem so unconcerned. I saw the first part where I looked over it, but then you got it. I said, different angle or something. And it did make me laugh where I look over. I see Ryan helping her up.

And then I looked back to who I was talking to. So she's fine. She'll be fine. And Ryan is the last guy you want to help her up and then I looked back to who I was talking to. So like she's fine. She'll be fine. And Ryan is the last guy you want to help her up. Because Ryan's fucking good-looking mother fucker. Mr. Handsome swept her off her feet the son of a bitch. He's got no shirt on. He's got the pecs because he's in the pool. And he's there.

He's so good looking. I made me want to get in the chair and fall out. Yeah, you know, so I don't know if that was the wise move on your part, bro. I don't know. She has been talking about him quite a bit lately. Has she? Terms such as hero and lover and type of that. Yeah. And she was laughing her ass off.

She wasn't upset at all. No, she wasn't hurt. Like, she wasn't hurt. Like, she wasn't hurt. She was instantly laughing on, like, I'm playing it up a little bit. She was clearly fine, like, she was laughing. That was funny. Yeah, it was funny.

It was a good party. It was a very fun time. Ah, it was, it was, it was a, really was a blast, man. We just had so much fun at everybody was great. Everybody had fun. The pool was great. People didn't leave. People didn't leave until two in the morning. Then Joe, Joe, Joe, DeRosa, DeRosa slept over and then didn't leave the next day till

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It's been a while, right? It has been I miss it. Do you guys get, do you like stuff like this like conspiracy theories or does it or do you find them annoying? Do you find them unnerving? Like are you just or you middle of the road? It really doesn't matter to you. Um, when they're not like like conspiracy theories about important things, I love them. Really? Yeah. Like I guess you know like COVID would be something important and like the yeah The chips in the fucking you know People are people putting spoons on their body. It's like look I'm back

That's something people do That's something people do. But you didn't hear that? I haven't heard of this. No, I haven't heard. It's fucking insanity. Someone licks a spoon and puts it on their body or their sweat from their body holds it on. They're like, I'm magnetized.

After I've gotten the shot, they say they're magnetized. Oh, it's after this. Oh, so they're concerned. Yeah. It's just like, yeah, I agree with you, Q Q on that. I'm like yeah, that is so annoying. So I guess I don't know that because all the stories that I brought here today, I feel they're on an on an importance level anywhere between nine and ten. Well, you mean nine or ten? Not between nine and ten.

That's a 9.5. But the first one I got here of an overkill conspiracy theory, have you heard of the company mattress firm? Yes. Yeah, of course. Are you aware of how many mattress firms stores there are and the theory of why there are so many? I will say this, I drove to, I drove out to the S and the Long Island a few weeks back. And I, the reason that it's so crazy, the reason that you said, do I know mattress firm is because of that ride, because I was like, how many fucking mattress firms do they need a long island?

Exactly, because this is a product though that most people don't need for 10 years at a clip. Yeah. So why, like there's, there's reports here of, you know, four matches firms on one corner of intersection. No way. That's excessive. That's what it says here in this article I'm reading that, you know, there's instances where there are four matches firms on an intersection, like a four-way stop. And you have the ability to turn left, right hit a match is from you know and people are wondering why is there a need

for all these matches firm stores. So you're asking us what we want to what do you what if you had to guess like you know like why is there. I mean it's it's a staggering amount of matches firms. I would I can I can personally attest to that that I had that thought a few weeks back like what's going on with all these match mattress firms. I would, I can personally attest to that, that I had that thought a few weeks back, like what's going on with all these mattress firms? No clue. Is it that they just want to like dominate the market?

So it's like if, like, they're getting places that are not that expensive to rent. No, they're getting like high visible highway, you know, locations like and with big giant letters on them, you know, mattress. Now I go to the the friendlies that we went to um, my everybody went after the uh, after bowling. There's a mattress firm there in that plaza and every time I go down I go there often. I never see anybody in there. There's a mattress firm there in that plaza and every time I go down I go there often I never see anybody in there there's a mattress firm on the way to Redbank I rarely see anybody in there. No cars in front.

Yeah, it is a strange thing and the theory is right now is that it's a money laundering thing. That's what I was that's I mean if I had a guess but it's so I mean how obvious can they make it? Well, I think that is like you put, you have that many. It's almost like nobody would ever think that though. Like it's all legit. You're so high profile, you have so many. Like, who is going to assume that it's improper though? Yeah. Are there theories as to who's using it to loan their money? Well, who is most likely to loan their money?

Gangsters. Yeah, but what to which which type of gangsters? Because I don't want to talk about Russian gangsters in case they hear it. Those those motherfuckers cut your dick off. You're more concerned with Russian gangsters than say Italian gangsters. Like, Italian gangsters? The Italian gangsters, the worst that's gonna happen is they're gonna fucking, you know, they're gonna give you two in the back of the head, or, you know, or maybe if you're a real prick, they're gonna put your head in a vise and pop your eyeball out of something like that, but they don't touch you dick.

They don't touch you, the Italians know, man. The Italians hold nothing more sacred. We need a sausage alone, okay? But Russian, but Ruskies, yeah, they're pro-Nego right for the for the go-net. They don't fucking phone fuck around. That's why they're so scary. I leave them 10% of my business if they came after me, they're gonna cut off my dick, I'm gonna go here you go. That's a good point. It could be like high level money laundering. But what is the money coming from drugs, I guess? I don't know.

I mean, there's just no way there is such a demand for mattresses that they need this many locations. 3,500 stores on the East Coast. That's a lot of stores. It's like, well, everyone is their businesses because you can't get any people to buy anything other than online Yeah These guys are Multiple stores equals multiple places to shuffle money between and more sources for fake money to appear to come from to come from um

the south african retailer steinhoff brought mattress firm for three point eight billion dollars what god dude how many mattresses do you have to sell come on yeah three point eight billion yeah that's fucking a lot man man. I mean mattress if I was Casper I'd be watching out for my I'd be watching out for my dick right now if Right, I mean if you are if you're the owner of Casper, I'm getting out of the game Fuck this and purple

Funk this and purple. Oh, no. No way. No way. There's nothing like, like, I mean, apologies to anybody that got their dick cut off and that's listening, but like, if my dick cut cut off, I might be like, what's the point? Oh, I thought you meant they do it in your dead anyway though

It's just some like and they worse they cut it off and they let you go Yeah, it's worse, but I mean at the end of the day. I mean two bullets in the head and If they shoot you and then cut it off, I mean you really don't know anyway though There's a shame like if they put it in your mouth sometimes There's a shame like if they put it in your mouth sometimes But I'm sure though by the time they get you to the funeral home they'll remove it He died as he lived. We gotta do a close casket. You know those fucking more technicians are taking funny, are making fun of ya and taking

pictures to send their friends and shit like that. Look whoo whoo whoo. This guy's got a ticket, he's got to do this. It's just no way to go, man. It's no way to go. Yeah, when do they take it out? I wonder, somebody finds you on the truck of a car. You got a dick in your mouth.

You got your own dick in your mouth. Like, who's job is it to remove it? I would think you would be the homicide detective. I wonder if Troy's move, and then he dicks for many people. Probably a lot. Well, I fucking know that. I'm fucking out of the truck in front of me then. I don't see he keeps up. He was Well, I fucking know that mother and daughter. I don't say he keeps up.

Sure, it's got a charge. I'm sure he's the evidence. The evidence bag, you know, a little bad eating everything, but I would imagine like, you know, he has to like, dust it for prints. Yeah. He's probably impressed sometimes by the size. Yeah. Dust it for prints. Yeah, he's probably impressed sometimes by the size. Yeah, that's different prints. But it says here Steinhaw's the company that brought the stock or brought the mattress firm for 3.8 billion. The stock price tanked as much as 62% in one day wiping out 15 billion of its market value.

Whoa. The company postponed publishing its full year account citing accounting, irregularities. The regularity? The regularity, damn. I knew what the word was. Just never set it out loud before. And it's two top executives and chairman resigned. Something was going on. They were shuffling money from somewhere to somewhere.

I think you're right. I don't know if this is really an overkill. It's kind of like a white collar. Yeah, conspiracy. Maybe I don't know if it's deserving of the overkill, but we've been out of practice. So that's why I have another one. It's not that spooky.

Have you ever heard about Iran's dolphins? No, there was a veteran right that's what really is really fucked. I thought they were landlocked That's what really is really fucked up. I thought they were landlocked. I mean, that's why we don't talk about politics. We don't even know if I ran as a body of water around them, but they must be because they have the Persian Gulf. Okay. And there you go. So they have plenty of water than to uh... the god dolphins okay so what in two thousand iran purchased a fleet of military trained dolphins from russia and no one knows whether they're alive or not

today the dolphins were trained by the soviet union to kill to bite off Dix. Now I maintain it doesn't say how much I read paid my Russia for these dolphins but I would need a hell of a fucking show or I can flop down a cent for killer dolphins. How do they come people, does it say? I don't know. I mean, if you're saying they're killer dolphins, because maybe you strap a bomb to them, that's not really a killer dolphin.

No, no. You just strap the bomb onto a fucking helpless, you know, animal. Right. It's a suicide bomber. Yeah. They like that shit yeah they indoctrinate those dolphins yeah but no one knows what they did with the dolphins though and and there's not a lot of news gets out of Iran but what do

you think you as that would a little bit more spookier than mattress firm I'm going in I'm going in order from, from be spooky to most spooky. It's definitely more in line with the typical overkill. I would say that would pass that test for sure, but I just wonder like how effective could they be if we've never heard anything about their missions or like the Pentagon's never been like, ah fuck, we lost a ship.

But they would never come out and admit that No, they would never come out and admit that they got fucking Right, but stop you lost any ships at all They might have No, but what about other countries though? You don't know if they sent their their killer dolphins To infiltrate in the on to to board a ship and start killing all the passengers. Oh, you think they have cybernetic limbs and stuff like that where they can crawl onto the boat and start. Well, I thought that's how, you know, how else are you going to kill everybody?

You need, I mean, other than like what you think it's literally like they just go all under it. Well, damn, dude. I would just send a little sub under there then I wouldn't go buy dolphins then if you're just gonna like kill the dolphins and like that's a waste of money. How much is a sub and like you could, like I think also like your enemies are looking for subs. They have the sonar, they have the depth charges. Oh, nobody's looking for a dolphin, you know what I'm saying?

True. So it says here that the dolphins had originally been trained in the Soviet Union to attack enemy ships. When funding for the project ran out, the dolphins were acquired by their former trainer who moved them to a dolphin area. I didn't know such a thing existed, but public interest waned, I guess. People are like dolphins big deal. And their caretaker was forced to sell them when he ran out of food. Wait, and I ran?

This is an Iran, yeah. No, I guess this is in Russia. Oh, he sold them to Iran, then. And then they sold them to Iran, right? I think he just was like, yeah, these are killer dolphins. He couldn't take care of everybody more, so he said that he's going to kill. When you're sure. So in my mind, I always think in that they just come up and they have like they have like a

little mini machine gun and they just come up and they or and they or maybe even something more like maybe even a poison dart and they just and they see someone on deck they shoot them. You're thinking they're like marvel like brute force with Marvel. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That would be I wish we lived in that world. Yeah. You're both right. You're both right because a military dot com. They say that dolphins were trained to kill enemy frogmen using harpoons mounted on their backs. And they would also swim at enemy ships and suicide attacks while carrying explosive sea mines because they're able to distinguish between Russia and America's submarines by the sound of their propulsion systems.

Now, I know they're super smart, right? We know that they're one of the most intelligent creatures on the planet, but even they're not smart enough to know that they're fucking committing suicide. They just know that they have, they just know there's something on their back, they don't want it on their back. Right, they're trying to shake it off. And they're trained to like maybe be told to go towards an object, but they definitely aren't like saying goodbye to their, their friends as they swim off. No, not at all.

They think they're getting a sardine after they're done. Yeah. Or sent to the same virgin dolphins. I heard it was Isn't that how they got those guys on the planes in 9-11 like they probably like they didn't know they were gonna die afterwards Right like that was the the theory that came out. Yeah, they're gonna have a beautiful 72 brides No, no, no, no, what I had heard was that only the people in the cockpit knew that they were crashing the planes into the tower was that only the people in the cockpit knew that they were crashing the planes into the tower. Everyone else thought it was in the back. They thought that they were just gonna like hijack the plane, take it somewhere and make a statement. They probably know that there was a good chance they could

die though in this whole thing. Sure, but there's a difference between a good chance you can die. Like we're gonna press this fucking plane directly into a building. All right, all right, so you're I mean I still haven't this seems plane directly into a building. All right, all right. So you, I mean, I still haven't, this seems like it could be true. What seems like it is true. Yeah, but I just found it like no one's heard about it. I don't think. Um, but I have more.

I have an anti, uh, an anti overkill thing because I think that I proved to myself that ghosts don't exist. And then because I was in Charleston, South Carolina this weekend, right? And by the way, great, great city, man, holy shit, what a fun town. And if you're a single guy, do yourself a favor, just move to Charleston, because the ratio is like four to one hot chicks to one dude in that town, it's insane. But like, you know, they have all these new plaques up about the history of the slave trade and stuff like that.

I was standing in front of this building and the plaques about in one day they sold 325 slaves. They go on about the human misery and shit like that. I'm looking up and down the street and I'm like, this is a pretty nice fucking neighborhood man. It's pretty here and like calm and peaceful. I was like, there's no way there is this amount of human suffering and there's fucking angry spirits and this city is this fucking nice.

I was like, no fucking way. Would that be allowed? Like if you had a chance to come back as an angry spirit, Charleston should be unlivable. It should be unlivable. And I wasn't even fucking around. I was just like, it should just be stained with like suffering and misery. And it's just not at all. You know what I mean?

Pussy galore. It's pussy galore. And like they, I had some pretty good shrimps and grits. You know what I mean? I was like, I don't know, man. Like this fucking city like should be haunted as fuck. And it just wasn't. I don't know, man, this fucking city should be haunted as fucking. It just wasn't. I don't think. Yeah, I think there's a lot of cities. I mean, if ghosts were to exist and the concept of haunting and not being able to move on, yeah, there's a lot of cities that in America that would be prime suspects for

a lot of activity. Nothing, nothing at all. All right. That's pretty good theory. There should be some chains clank in something. Oh, it should be unlivable. You should walk down the street and just get a feeling of dread and like, you know what I mean? Like the amount of human suffering that went on there. it is not like there were more bad-sered parties that I Like it's girls are pick cowboy hats going. Oh, I mean drinks I'm like oh, they don't look upset at all, then nobody looks haunted here. I Gathered they didn't stop. I'd read the plaque Only one reading the plaque.

Everybody else is there. Yeah. I don't know if this one's that scary either though, but it's sinister at least. There's a theory that the Disney company created frozen to throw Google's algorithm off when people try to look up information about Walt Disney,

cryogenically freezing himself when he died. Whoa. But it's still out there. It's just that it would. He makes it. Lead people away. Yeah, just kind of thanks. People have to scroll through Google a little bit more.

Right. Right. So. Right. So if you put Walt Disney Frozen and just added head. Right. You're beating their algorithm. But you can imagine Disney like, you're like, we got to throw them off the track. We got to like, misdirection here, you know, a little slight a hand. And while they do it, they just happen to fall

into another fucking billion dollar franchise. Yeah, right. Well, why don't they make an animated Disney called Walt Disney Jews. So they're like, when people type in, does Walt Disney hate Jews? Like it was a summer. No.

And what's the downside? Like if let's say, like they found out for a fact Walt Disney had his head frozen, you know, in case. Oh, it's just a head. Oh, the head. I thought it was the whole body. I was always heard like Ted Williams was just his head, but they froze. Yeah, Ted Williams is definitely just his head.

That's confirmed. But I always heard Disney was the whole body, like underneath the statue of him. I thought it was land. Okay, so on the statue I've heard the rumors that it's in the underneath the castle sleeping beauty castle or or hovers castle that is. There's a frozen corpse. I mean it's pretty fucked up. Even if it was true, why the move to make it harder for people to Google it? Like, I see, like, what's the downside of people even knowing if they're like, yes, it's a fact. That's what he did because someday he will, you know, if medical science catches up, he'll be able to be able to reanimate him.

Who would it just be like, oh, it's pretty cool. Like, what's the downside to people knowing it? I mean, I don't think it would hurt ticket sales. If, like, if they came out and confirmed it, no, people are still going to go. I mean, only the turning ticket sales is the fact that they're making them fucking obscene. The ticket prices to go to the parks. Do you think it's possible? It's true? No, I don't think so. I think it wasn't a debunked like he has a great... I hope it's true. I'd love for Walt to come back. If he came back, what would the reaction be from the world?

A man at a time. He's basically now Captain America. Oh man, that would be so fucking cool man. What did he die of? I don't know find out. Yeah, I don't know. That's a good question Probably you might not be able to find out what he's doing You guys want to see frozen too You said you want to get you couldn't edit this yet to get it out and now you're going to sit there and try to find out information about Walt Disney being frozen Pretty easy. Oh, there you go lung cancer. Oh That's one the complications of low currency. Yeah. Yeah

I don't know what I Don't think they're bringing him back until they cure cancer, right? But if they did bring him back, you know, yeah, what is the reaction from the world? Is it outrage? Is it is it just pure just like I can't believe it amazement? And today's day and age yeah Well rich man fucking big duck Unfair but unfair, but isn't that what any rich person would do with their money though? Of course. Yeah, they thought I read basas recently was looking like for anti-aging shit. I thought I just read that

I mean it's not shocking right? No, but oh my god. There's Anybody who doesn't deserve to find the fountain uses Basas anti-aging But he's the guy that's gonna find it. That's that's I disagree with you He's gonna use all his fortune to find it right, but it's not gonna make it lick a difference to the common man though He'll hide that shit Or sell it for Zillians Yeah, and then the government would allow it can not allow people not to die

It would the world would become unsustainable though. Or you would have to like make it so that nobody can have children anymore then. You cannot have the population keep growing and nobody would be able to do that. How about this? How about this? What if they made a law?

And they were like, look, you can do this. You can live forever. But you can't have kids. A lot of people would do it. Yeah. A lot of people would do it. Yeah, a lot of people would do it. The opportunity to live forever. What is it? It's a red to my grandfather then because I had kids already or no? No, you're fucked. You're done.

You're out. I can't have kids anymore. It doesn't matter. You're already created. You already created your replacements. You're done. Oh, that's harsh. Cute. Nobody told you to have kids. Nobody told me to have kids

Nobody told me that if there was an opportunity that I could be immortal though. Well, sorry But I wish it was different. I wish it was different. I don't want to live it out You know Brian you get in on a technicality by friends. Oh, just under the wire life Yeah, oh you adopt the kids you're okay then you're still okay. Yeah. Yeah, you adopt the kids, you're okay then. You're just still okay, yeah, yeah. You didn't put another human on the planet. All right, but what if you got rid of your kids? Oh, if you got rid of your kids, it's amazing. If I get rid of her, do I live forever? Cause I don't know.

I'm just saying, I think you're good, Brian. I think you're in. Yeah. I think Walt's, I don't think people are gonna be happy with you killing your kids to live forever. It's kind of... No, no, no, I thought I got a portion. A part of that portion.

Oh, yeah, no, that's encouraged. Yeah. This is some regime. That's a car. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, all right. Wow.

Yeah. But your daughters yeah have that choice to live forever to live forever you want to do that at brine that will have one all we have one of the

so and i have the moat i have the creepiest one now the save the best for last the creepiest conspiracy theory that i was able to come up with since last night uh... as conspiracy theory that I was able to come up with since last night. And this is a listener sent this in to me. And I had no idea that this existed. I don't think you guys have heard of it, but it's been around for some time. There is a movement that's been active since 1976 and it's the birds aren't real movement Have you heard you've heard of it? I have not but you were have a don't tell me my cardinals aren't real They are not

okay, they're not real because I know I knew I wasn't a pussy. I knew when I had a bird in my house that there was something I knew that there was more to it than just a fucking a rat with wings. I knew what I looked at it. It was not natural. No soul. It's, I knew I had a, like, I, something was telling me,

it was recording me. It, because, because, recording you, the, the birds aren't real movement maintains that since the 60s the US government has been killing all birds and they've arad if they've tried to eradicate the birds and replace them with drones that monitor the population wait that doesn't make any sense why Why would you kill all the birds? What do we better as you just release the drones into the population? You can't have

every boat bird be a drone. Somebody's going to get one eventually, but if like you just introduce the drones into the existing species, then you got it, then you got some on your hands. Never. I I mean I'm not sure. What about Thanksgiving dinner? What am I eating a fucking drone? That's a pretty good point. I said, okay. The goal of birds aren't real was to stop the genocide of real birds. Unfortunately, this was unsuccessful.

So it says the government did it. The government has replaced every single living bird with robotic replicas. And now the birds aren't real movement. And there's a website you guys can go to the website. There's a commercial that was they were not allowed to air in 1987. Wow, really? Is that on the internet? It's right on the front page of the website. Birds aren't real, 1987. They weren't allowed to air this. They have CIA agent interviews. They have so much... They have a fair amount of they have a fair amount of merch you're right have been violated um because the government watches you drive to work eat and sleep they see everything from above without an ounce of

consent from their own citizens um now we're definitely living in a state where they're trying to put cameras everywhere. I mean, there is no doubt about that. Not trying. Every one of us has it in our pocket. They succeeded. Yeah. They carry microphones and cameras around with us all day. How often do you find yourself like something pops up in your phone and you're like, oh, this is weird. I was just talking about this. Oh, it's all the time. It's spooky as hell, right? Yeah. Yeah. So the cardinals that were acting, they may have been acting the way they were acting, um, based upon you talking about them and the government listening in Tom Steve Dave and you know,

and then like programming the drones to act a certain way to to may throw you off even more of the track. Remember you were like the assholes. He's a jack. Because they want you to stop watching because they don't want you to keep they want you to stop, you know, looking at them too closely. So you would get kind of like you would lose interest because you're like other jerks. They're nasty little creatures.

It's a cute feeding the enemy. They say bird watchers are in on it because nobody could ever possibly be interested in watching birds. It's not true. I watch them all the time. You grew out of it real quick and you didn't go watch them all the time, but yeah, but you grew but you kind of grew out of it real quick And you didn't go and buy all the all the equipment No, I have binoculars and a long lens camera and stuff like that. I'm still taking pictures of them

I'll come on on the level you are when you first we're starting talking. I tell you. I'm feeding them. I'm loving them Yeah, I don't go you know, I don't go to the woods. I don't go on bird watching Don't go you know what I don't go to the woods. I don't go on bird watching Ships maybe that's what they mean like you're not gonna climb a pole and sit in a fake nest No, I don't know yeah, and I've always felt weirded out by birds and I I don't believe that they could possibly ever kill all the birds. That would be some undertaking. Yeah. And the very fact that you see birds shit on your car kind of lends a little bit of a

big giant hole to the theory that there's no real birds left in America. When I was, I totally forgot about this until right now. When I was in Wildwood, we were, Maribeth and I were on the boardwalk. We were about to walk until like one of the little shops. And all of a sudden I hear a girl like blood curdling scream. I turned around, she has bird shit all over her face. She's like, he was like, ten. She's like, he pooped on me.

Oh, I was so disgusting. And that could happen to anybody at any time. Yeah, I mean, a couple of feet over and it would have been me. I was stunned. I was stunned that it wasn't me. You know, and maybe this something to the theory that birds should have good luck

because if that bird had hit you, Maribats Day would have been ruined. That's true. But is there, but is there maybe the fact that like it doesn't happen more often often like the amount of birds and the amount of people Why doesn't it happen more often that you get fucking shit on? Come on, it should be happening fucking daily. Yeah, you should know at least one person a day that they're like Oh great. It should on me, right? Yeah, like it like we should be hitting hitting hit at least once a week on average

I would think yeah like once the last time a bit has a bird ever shit on you never about you Not that I recall no, you Yeah, bird shit on me, but it's so funny like once a season Sal gets shit on on camera with a practical It's so funny to watch it happens once a season He's like we've left it in sometimes. We leave it on the show sometimes. He's like that dude from that's incredible. Who got struck by lightning once a year.

Ranger. Sounds lucky. It was just birch. It's right. I remember one time we were, uh, this is going way back. Probably early 2000s when we were cleaning out The old office the old view ski office. We were moving it to a new office and Sal came down and helped any park Under this tree am I am I exaggerating when I said it looked like somebody dumped a bucket of paint on his car It was no other cars just his car. There was so much shit on it. We what we incured dying

Like whatever you're imagining in your head, double it. It's more. It was nuts. Do you think birds are prompted by other birds going? Oh, like if somebody's pissing, like, oh great, now I got a piss. Yeah, do you think, I mean, that makes no sense that like all of them would hit that car. Unless again, they were programmed to. If you know salad, it makes no sense that like all of them would hit that car Unless again they were programmed to if you know salad it makes perfect It's probably just what he parked on the right it was like The park under a tree. Yeah, but I mean there were a couple different trees there

So it was so weird how much shit there was I'm like he comes out like my car Oh, that's funny. So which of those, you know, gave you the HBGB, like, you know, you got goose bumps and you're going to immediately go tell the next person you can walk into. Have you heard about this? I'm going to do the mattress one. Is the mattress one. Yeah, I like the mattress one. Yeah, I'm with the mattress one. I know that's what that was the latest one. Well, the other ones are so unbelievable.

Although, I don't know the dolphins that like I think there is a kernel of truth to it, right? I think there's a kernel of truth to all the ones I spoke about today. The birds are spying on us. I wouldn't. Well, I'm going to tell you this. Okay. Because I thought it was too we added, because I don't want to get anybody, I don't want to get us on anybody's map.

But there are definitely fake dragonfly drones. I mean, and I'm not, because I've seen one because i i know for a fact that i've seen reporting on it and government even admitted to it that they have uh... created fake bugs not like insects so why on earth would they not create drone birds to the what what is their purpose and uh... and creating these

uh... espionage, bro. Hmm. Dragonfly surveillance. I didn't want to mention that, because I just didn't want to, I didn't want Tom Steve Dave to get any about uneasily black lists. Yeah, yeah, I appreciate that. We did. It, although it does appear that Dragonfly is a brand name,

not actual Dragonfly. Oh, is that what a VJ? Yeah. That's perfect. Yeah, they're pretty serious looking drones though. I think they're military like quality. So there may be something there. Are you still got your drone, Q? I still got my drone. Yeah, still flying ever now and now. I flew it up two weeks ago. I had it up in the air.

Yeah, you get footage with it. Yeah, you know, this two, these two little small islands off Staten Island. I flew it out to one of them to just look what was out there. It was nothing out there. Really? Who owns them? Like, government owns them. Ooh. Yeah, there were uses as quarantine centers during the Ellis Island days and then during World War II, they were used as a munitions dump. Are you allowed to go take a boat out to them?

I have. You wouldn't want to walk on them. They're so overgrown. They're bird sanctuaries now, so you're not allowed to. But I took my bird out my boat out there years ago and like looked at them, but I didn't go on them. Did you guys know that certain parts of Antarctica you can't view from Google Earth to? Really not. Yeah. There's like there's like dark zones where you're not like looking out now why would there be dark zones

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