Tell Em Steve-Dave - #498: Cometh the Early Bird

Episode Date: November 7, 2021

TESD Town studios goes through growing pains, Bry peeps leaves, Bill Murray, Jon Bon Jovi rest stop.

I would prefer the Dix. Oh my gosh. That's what it's going to bring you to, just a constant state of climaxing. Yeah. Non-stopulation. Yeah, nonstop elation. Tell them Steve Dave. Hello, welcome to this week's edition of Tell them Steve Dave. I am sitting here with BQ and Walt Flanagan with a lush head of hair. I'm surprised you're not ripping your hair out. Oh, why?

Because the fuck up on your hair? We got signs. He's dealing with China. He's just a hot kind of shit going on over here. It's a white chain issues. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, um, you know what, though, uh, I'm still in that. I'm still thankfully in a mode of like these are small issues. Yeah. Thank God, you know, that, uh,

I had that incident happen a couple, like almost a couple months ago, because if not, yeah, I probably would have just had my wife run me over a couple of months. So many fuck ups, man, since we moved over to the new spot, the sign was put in today, and the major sign, you know, the sign with our logo, which I Supply, you know, I supplied the logo to the sign company Couldn't fuck it up because you know, I supplied all you got to do is print the sign and then install it That's correct, but when they put our name on the directory sign with a much smaller sign that's above the door

Instead of putting TSD town studios, they put test town studios. So now I'm sure everybody's going to be able to bring us samples and to see if we can do tests on them to see if they're positive or negative for something. Yeah, we'll just take it. We'll take their money. Yeah, but he positive or negative big negative good news I think he's telling that positive. Yeah, it was a no damage can happen then right? So so what are we handling? Biohazard don't And then I've been dealing with a major issue with Seized merchandise at a port.

Oh, yeah, collectible plates like dishes like from the 80s. Something like that. The Franklin Mint plates. Exactly. We had some of those made or had some of those made and they got seized and I found out today. I had some of those made and they got seized and I found out today. They were seized because they have to be they have to undergo tests by the FDA. I guess they have suspicions that there's lead in the plates. I'm guessing. They won't tell me why they were testing for. I'm trying to tell them that, you know, these are not plates that anybody's going to eat of. They're gonna be hung up or displayed,

or putting a box and, you know, no one is gonna eat anything with these plates, but, I mean, you heard the conversation I'm having with, you know, it's hard enough to deal with it. And then, on top of that, I can't understand like the pronunciation of all the words they're saying. I've heard Walt talk to these people on two separate occasions. Both times, it's like a wrong number called,

and he's trying to get a gauge of like, who are you? What is going on here? Oh man. Nobody will tell me like, they're very cagey about everything. Like there's some information they just will not give out. Wow.

So they made it through to the port. They got it all the way to LA from China. And then some fucking pencil pusher. Some do go there. So yeah, there's fucking fentettin all coming through every fucking Orifice and traveling is like a doesn't women locked one of those container But but some fucking hero. Yeah, it was like oh my gosh TSD plates these must have let it them

Being unfairly targeted. Yeah. And so they said it takes 18 months for the test results to come back. If they can. 18 days. But 18 days. 18 days. I don't say like isn't the company that sold them to you like certified non-led we already

did the test so you aren't worried about it. Kavi I'm top bitch. Well, they say that though. But they say that when I'm dealing with them, like, no, let no lead. We promise sir, no lead. And then, you know, like, how am I to know there's not leds, like they say shit.

New phone, who this? So now 18 days from now, supposedly, they'll get the test results back. And if they pass, they'll give me the plates. And I asked the lady, fly down. okay, what if they don't pass? I don't know. She said that's what she said. I don't know.

So you drop him in the pay. What do you do with them then? Do you destroy them? To be fair, there is a good chance that Ginnem's gonna end up eating off one of these things. No, I know it. If he's dopey enough to eat off one if all this if he deserves I Bet you guess he deserved mercury poisoning whatever the fucking lead gives you Probably let poison I would have been my guess remember years ago they buried those those

Atari carcassies and then decades later they dug them up. Maybe this becomes that it becomes a new treasure hunt For you know like these internet sensations where people go on treasure hunting, you know, like they're looking for the 480 TSD plates that went missing. I'm a Steve Dave plates. One of the bury them, especially, with that much lead in them. Q, I tried everything.

The one guy I talked to, he was, I could understand everything he said. And he was laughing about it with me. And so I tried to explain, I even dropped your name. Yeah. And I said, do you ever hear of this TV show I said? I thought, I'm talking to somebody at the FDA. I'm pulling out all the stops for him to be like,

oh, okay, no problem. You know, I'll check that box. It says, no blood. And maybe he'll, he shouldn't give it, but he was like, I watched that show. And I was like, yeah, one of the guys is on there. I said, yeah, they got the flat cap, the picture of the flat cap guy in the back of the plate. That's that's cute He's on the podcast. I like Joe

He was just like, oh, that's funny. All right, so Your plates are right now under lock and key and I don't know if you'll ever see them yada yada so I'm on it dealing with the credit card company and oh my gosh yeah. But like I said, the luckily priorities were straightened out a couple months ago. So right now it's like. Perspective aligned.

Yeah, what doesn't kill me only makes me stronger. Bring it on. I don't care what fuck up you bring up next. Fuckin knock it down plates. I'm Tyson. Give me your best. And that the guy like what we're doing these trucks for the for the Christmas launch the Christmas over there to the Black Friday. Yeah, it's grand opening. We're doing like like a homage to the Hestruck.

I go down. There's a sticker guy, a local guy. I lose a local guy because I'm like, you know what? It's like, let me shop locals, shop small, go in, I tell them what I want, I want these stickers on clear, clear stickers, not on white, no problem, no problem. Your stickers are ready a couple of days later, go get them. They're not unclear, fucking. They're not putting it on clear, the backgrounds.

What do you do? I had to go back and be like, you know, and he goes, oh, you didn't tell me you wanted that. I was like, oh, I did tell you I wanted it on clear. He goes, okay, and then he had to reprint them. But luckily, you know, I did it with enough time so it didn't fuck shit up, but a lot of people don't listen. No, I've noticed, you know, it's they're harried They don't pay attention like a lot of people I know that everybody's dealing with their own shit

And I that is why I you know, I kind of give want to give be patient with people, but I just see a lot of No one's concentrating everyone to sleep at the wheel of feels. Everyone's just in like, you know, that kind of like, when you're looking 10 miles, that three miles stair or the 10 miles stair. That's how you're at the stair. Thousand yards stair. Everyone's got that thousand yards stair, no matter what they're working on now,

it feels like, and everyone just yeses you and tells you, yeah, yeah, sure, I know. I know, I know exactly what you want. Turns out it's not what I want Man Well, that's okay. They're just gonna demand what you need There's a public outrage that the sign may get changed from TST studios to TSD studio Yeah, there's people who want me to to tell me to keep it Character I lean towards your feeling though.

Can we have something that's right? I don't know. I lean towards leaving it. It is pretty funny. I could call it back right now and be like, I can call it back and be like, hey, you know what, we'll keep it the way it is. You're not a couple bucks off the final cost.

All right. Let me do that. A quarter of it is wrong. so we want 25% off. You know, okay, not a- I mean, if you guys want, I think it's funny, but if you guys want the real one up there, I mean, I'm not worried about- See what she says.

I remember when we did the vulgar thong, Cherich, remember that there was a misprint? Was it? Yeah, like the third vulgar thong, they miscut the company, because it's such a weird word, vulgarity. And at one point it was vulgarity. Vulgarity.

I remember that. Yeah. And it didn't make any sense. And so they printed it the way that most people do it, but it wasn't the right way. And the woman was like, fuck, we'll knock off 50% if you just take it as is. And I was like, yeah.

Oh, you made the call? You made the call. Oh, you were just like, okay, we'll take, yeah. Oh, you made the call? You made the call. Oh, you were just like, okay, we'll take, yeah. Oh, okay. I was happy with that. He was happy with that. Oh, nice. I would have been terrified to do that, yeah.

That's a big call to make. A young BQ went behind the years. I mean, 50% off the shirts. I mean, I know where I fucking work comes hard. I know I wasn't gonna err on the wrong side. You want to call the sign lady? You got to see that you got a pension for sweet talking people. I know where I fucking work. I'm sorry. I know what I was gonna error on the wrong side. You wanna call the sign lady? You gotta see if you got a pension for sweet talking people.

Yeah. You know what's weird too, is that where we, at the new location airport Plaza, if we move and we take the new sign with us, like say we want that sign as some sort of like memento or a keepsake, we have to pay more than what the new sign with us like say we want that sign as some sort of like memento or a keepsake we have to pay more than what the sign would cost us. Why? I have no idea because they because they I think they don't want a blank empty spot. Right. So you leave the sign. You know you don't

have to pay a fee for taking the sign tile with you. And you're then showing it, I guess showing the rest of the world that there's an empty spot into Airport Plaza. God forbid, there's only like fucking 30 of them in this place. So much 31 ain't gonna make a difference. I guess the New Jersey Democrats weren't as precious about getting their sign back. No, I don't think it meant as much to them as our tile would have meant to us if we took it.

Wow. I went leaf peeping recently. Oh, all right. You went to the leaf peeping. Good. How to go? Where'd you go? Well, okay. First off, I didn't go far, far north enough.

I don't think because we only went to Tari Town, which is like around sleep. It's basically at the top of Staten Island, it seems, it's not that much farther than here. And I think we didn't get the colds, like now we're going through a cold snap where it's like fucking thirties and at night, like, low forties. So I think we're getting that cold snap. Now that will change the leaves. So if I want like another week or two away, you're going to go take a second bite of that leaf. People have to. I might have to.

But driving here on the parkway. Yeah, some of the trees are. Yeah, I'm leaf keeping on the way up here, man. Oh, yeah, they've changed. I haven't even noticed. They're golden. There's an explosion of golden colors. Yeah, a lot of gold, not a lot of red yet, though.

No, not a lot of red, but plenty of gold. And do you feel you noticed it Like I don't even notice the trees like I've been like I guess like you know kind of driving in You know much more focused than I would be like looking at the trees do you find yourself? Noticing trees I'll keep a tree. Yeah, I don't feel like I do enough. I feel like I'm lost in thought when I'm driving. Live short, you're gonna stop and pee trees. I know. Yeah, I agree with you. I think you're but So around here there are they changing pretty soon. Yeah, like you could go over to like give it another week or two You could go over to Homedale Park

You could peep the shit out of those trees You know, well, you know, you're taking a walk maybe yeah,, yeah, yeah, you know, the TV puts off a good amount of heat. I think that's it. Just letting you know, like, like, if you guys are like warm in here, like that does vent out a lot of heat, you have a heat source on right now. Okay. All right, yeah, it's been a little, the heat has been a little, uh, I've been an issue at the new studio. We had to hack the system. I think the rest of the... I think the rest of the... I think the rest of the tenants must be growing pot or something because there's no fucking customers up here and I think they need it this hot because they're growing so

fucking marijuana. Probably, it's probably the lights that are from the weed and the necessity of being a bold yarn lady. I looked at it. Like she's insulated all that yarn. Yeah, like, like, there's like, why is the heat up so high? Is getting through in this fucking section of the building? It's weird.

Like, I don't even see heat. Is it four stairs or come through those two vents? Where's the heat coming from? I don't, I don't know. It's got to be coming through the those two vents up on well it's well we have a windowless room so there's no ventilation so you know it's in the interior of the building so it heats up there's a lot of insulation here man there's no reason for it to go down but that's all right we? Hey, we got rid of the fruit fly, though. Yeah, the old died off. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha it is warm in here You were working on it. Yeah another issue, bro. Just another one

It's all right Nothing Um, I want to challenge that any minute challenge. I don't say that It's gonna hurt me good things gonna fucking face me No challenges. We don't need no challenges So we got to the hotel. Yeah, we stayed. We were gonna stay in Tari-Town, New York. Tari-Town.

Bet and breakfast or like regular hotels. Like a like a loggy type hotel with like a big fire play stone. Oh nice. That kind of shit. A little bit older. Could probably stand to be updated. So I go up to the the registrar. I say I am here and I can tell immediately there's an issue.

Like, I see him look at the computer and he's like, looking at it, I'm like, huh? And then let me call my manager real fast. I'm like, all right, so Luxury Short, it turns out that what I believe happened was whoever was staying in the room that I got. And there's only one of them in the whole hotel. It's like some junior deluxe suite, which sounds fancy, but it really wasn't. All I knew was it had a jacuzzi tub in it. So I was like, all right, I could go for some jacuzzi after a day of leaf peepin.

Some titty peepin. Yeah. I'm onto the next fucking round. But the way I think it happens, I think somebody was like, hey, I want to stay another day and somebody erroneously was like, Oh, sure. Okay. So anything below, there's nothing below that room, like that's, so they can't downgrade me.

Okay. You know, except one room, which is the room I was paying for was a hundred and eighty five bucks a night. This room is six hundred dollars a night. Whoa. What's in there? You know, let me tell you, at first I was like, all right, that sounds good.

It's gonna be more than three times as much as I'm paying. So it's probably gonna be a pretty nice room. Now when I went into it, at first I didn't see the door. So I was like, you gotta be fucking kidding me. This room's fucking 600 and Mary Beth's like, come down, come down, there's a door to another room. So open up that door and it's, you know, you've been in sweets where it's like this huge

room with like a couch and a table and all that shit. Another bathroom, sometimes there's two bathrooms, but I'm like, but there's no jacuzzi tub. I don't need a room that big. What the fuck? I'm not entertaining anybody, you know? So I had to take it though. There was no other room.

That was unfortunate. Where Beth is putting the stuff away. She opens up a drawer. She's like, what's this? Oh my god, it's drugs. She goes, no. And it was an unopened sealed jar of weed gummies. A bonus. A little bonus weed gummy for her. Yeah, that make up for the hot tub. For her, it did. I was like, I was like, I don't know. I mean, I would remember. Maybe that's what they put in rooms down instead of Bibles. That's what Mary Beth says. Exactly what Mary Beth said.

She was like, wouldn't that be cool if they did that instead of putting Bibles in? I really was. Or, wow. If I find myself, you know, like checking out early, you got your stuff, you know, you guys found somebody that could take my flight. There you go. Same sense of humor. But then, and this is the question I had to ask you guys, right? Let's say there's

two bathrooms in this place, right? Yeah. I went into the first one. I don't want to get into the dirty details. Let's say I just compromised the integrity of their septic system, right? So as to render it unusable anywhere, the whole system of the bathroom. Just that bathroom. Okay. The other bathrooms totally fine bathroom. Just that bathroom. Okay. The other bathroom is totally fine. I'm not going to go downstairs. I'm not going to call somebody and tell them. I don't want to go through the...

Like, it was like that when I got here, because I was going to be... No, it wasn't. Yeah. I'll just wait until the very end. You know, like, I'm not even going to say anything. I'll let them discover it on the shelf. Paper plug in the home on the bottom and stuff. Probably not paper.

Yeah. But something. Yeah. Something foul. Probably not paper. Yeah. But something. Yeah. Something foul. No plunger insight. No, no plunger's nothing like that. You don't travel with a spare plunger in the car? I should at this point.

You know, I was having a lot of fun like you just go down. I'd be like, I don't want to be like, Okay, you just take a quick, why are you going out leaf peeping? Can you just stop at Walmart and grab a plunger? I guess I could have.

But then like, now there's a plunger in the room. Now we gotta take it with me and it has fucking shit. Water all over it. I'll leave it there. Yeah, it's only like $1.50 or maybe five bucks. Would handle with the red rubber. Yeah.

How'd I thought of that? Yeah. How'd I thought of that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know, I really should have done a great time. I got to show the Super Bowl on my hands, boys. Yeah. How'd I do? Cool bang, click. We could have done a great time. I got not so super bowl on my hands, boys. What do I do?

Call bank, click. We could have helped out with that. At the very least, I could have been like, maybe just go get a plump. Plump? Or go out, or go out, take a walk on the grounds and find yourself a nice stick. Yeah, a little poop stick.

Jam it in there. Like I've got shit and a stick on my system. But my question was, okay, if I'm gonna leave X amount of dollars as a tip for the major anyway, how much do I boost that by? What are you knowing what I'm doing? Tell me what you're leaving. Is it a 20? Is it more than 20?

It's not more. It's 10. I would leave it 10. How many nights? Two nights. Yeah, I think five hours is like the beast. The like, five dollars a night. Five hours a night. Yeah. I think so.

But if you leave it like how you're going to believe in it. So I mean, if you want to make right with, you know, the karma police, you better, you better leave, uh, uh, fucking 50 on that table. If I know, if it says bad, as you're making it out the same. Let's not forget It's their toilet wall that fell Boy in the process to me. Yeah, yeah Mary Beth did not say that so you're sticking around for a while Mary Beth had only an additional five dollars I was like I don't end good conscience. I don't think I can only leave another five dollars. Yeah, what's your end up doing?

I might have I might have left 20 I'll have to 20 yeah 50 seemed a lot. Yeah, well, I guess I'm just picturing something like out of you know saw Like the walls are just covered So it is chain to yeah Like the walls are just covered So he's chained to it Yeah, no, it wasn't saw like proportion it fact it wasn't there wasn't like anything you could see in the ball It just wouldn't flush anymore like once What's that they're probably gonna call in a plumber though? You think so like a license plumber who's seen at all probably seem way worse than that. Oh, he's like just amateur hour

This guy thought he was something doing this leaving this Fuck him. A little bird shit stuck in the throat. Do you think, do you think, plumbers, something like that? I know they do, because I had for, I went through a period where I was using disposable wipes and flushing them. And that's not good, right? Oh, no, it's fucking back down my hulls is the old house. Do do not think it might or did you or you just like It's a flushable man here. I am a fucking douche. I know it's just flushable. This is how we're learning that they're not and so like then The the trap down it was backing up and I was like oh fuck man This isn't great because I saw bits of oh

flushable fucking so I call the plum orbers. This is Guy Igor. And Igor came. And you know, what am I going to do? I had to be like, no, he was like, like, if they ever had like Russian, um, gangsters on sopranos, he was, he was the guy. He was the guy West East, like he talked, you know, like, like he killed children. And, uh, so we get, so he gets there. And I'm like, I was And so he gets there and I'm like, I was embarrassed until I met Igor and I was like, I was fucking got out of give a shit, I could tell and he got there.

And dude, he bare handed. Oh, reached into the trap and just started scooping out. Yeah, those guys were prone to do that. They're just, But how do you not care? They work with it all day long. It's just nothing to them. It's child's play. Yeah But what you got to do is put on a glove

When I talk about yeah, it's like a step and but he didn't he just bare handed was it your your bidet or your toilet? No, this is the old house. Oh, yeah, you don't flush in a in a well the bidet is the toilet But but this was in the old house And I went upstairs with girl that I was with at the time and I was like well, this is I got a tip this guy I ended up giving them 50 bucks Because I was like I you know, it's my equipment that failed that's my shit. He's scooping out with his hand Do you it contemplate at all? He's scooping out with his hand. Do you contemplate at all contacting like Johnson and Johnson

and being like writing a nasty letter and be like, you said it was flushable. I had to give my plum or fifty dollar tip. Can you send me some free product or a gift certificate for some free shit? I didn't do that. Because it's false advertising though. I know, but I get enough free shit in my life

I guess I don't want to be the squeaky wheel Like how John's It was that like was like sticking up in 9-11 In court and stuff like that in the Supreme Court like there's me and it's suit and tie going on and on about my shitty fucking Wipes not going down. I don't know. I don't know. Johnson and Johnson's defenseless are bringing up possibly that you have over 150 year old pipes. There may be even something wrong with his internal systems.

Yeah. What did you eat that night? Indian. It's I have. do you recognize this receipt because after the Indian food it says you went to Carvelle. Oh, I love. Case dismissed strike that strike that for the record too fudgey to whale cakes. Yeah, um, and then we went to dinner and this is where I'm like, all right, this is it. I'm old. What's a dinner at 445? That's when they had, um, that's when they had reservations available. Otherwise, the next one was seven o'clock and I was like, no fucking way. Sevens you cut off?

I think seven seven has become your cut off. Wow. When did it happen? Probably a while ago. That's a curly bird special. That's what it is. Oh, 4.45. I'm helping them fucking clear the tables

from the night before. As to quote Charlie Manson, you got old on. Yeah. Yeah, 4.45. 4.75 is too late. Oh, shit. 8.30 is when I start having the conversation of like, do I really want to eat that late?

But. 8.30 is pretty late. That would be too late for me. And that's the reason, like, because I don't want to, I don't want to eat and then it's like, you know, if I go to bed too soon or whatever. Wow. You know, but 4.45, I'm on a nice safe harbor. I can, you know, I can step in the next six hours.

There's no wrong way to do it, but very fast. Bring the checkerboard in case we have to wait. We could get a few games in my card again. Let me tell you she ain't too far behind me She's the oldest young person I think I've ever met That's funny that your days are wrapped up with a ball with 630 p.m. I'm like now what do I do? It's like if it was summer, it still be light out for three hours It's like going to bed when the light when the fucking light just started to still lit up outside. Hey man, for that, you know, listen, life is, you know, what you make it, I don't think that you should be ashamed

to this. No one should shame your, your, your eternal clock. I mean, you guys should just do it. No, it's a good nature way, you know. Josh and we were ribbon. Oh, okay, okay. Just ribbon? By the series shaming, I have a right to stand up and say,

hey, so yeah., so most are hungry Yeah, I'm ready to retire at 7 30 But I can't the we're gonna bet Wow, I started skipping lunch lately. I've noticed lately. I'll eat breakfast and then not eat like Five o'clock in the afternoon. I never did that before But I don't even even get five o'clock your lunch or is it dinner because you're if it's dinner You're right there with me. No dinner for me is generally like Usually around seven o'clock. I think I'll eat at home. Yeah, if I go out we're talking reservations Then probably 738's my preferred time. Yeah

But home I don't know I just stopped eating lunch I I noticed that the other day I'm not losing any fucking weight because of it but but yeah I'm getting less hungry. Is that happening to you guys? Well what you're getting less hungry. Yeah like I don't need to eat as much as I used to. I don't know I don't think so. I mean yeah I don't eat breakfast though I've never eaten breakfast. I kind of wake up at 11, so I eat lunch around 12, 30, 12 to once area, and then I'll eat dinner around 6,

37. But you're up to like all hours on the night. Yeah, and then at night I'll grab a chip-sahoy. Yeah. A couple of chips of hoi is my snack before my breakfast. Nice. Yeah, that's usually of hoi is my snack before I get that you know, it's usually That's my three meals. What time do you cuz I some whenever I'm up I assume you're up. Oh, yeah So it was like three in the morning. I'm like waltz off right now

Yeah, I'm actually though like you know, I'm feeling a little bit like brie though Like I used to be up to three three thirty consistently But I find myself now like falling asleep by two.2.30. But last night I was up to 3.0 if you wanted to or reach it, I would have been up. I think I'll text you a time out 3.0. I'm about to. We'll do two. Just be on the safe side. You know, we could talk about me, Andi's. Although, I just stop you real quick, don't forget the weirdest thing happened though. I've been, it's been happened a lot lately.

I've been falling asleep sitting up. That's really like we get chin on your chest. We're like I'm watching something and I'm falling asleep. Yeah, but something happened and I was so excited by it. Um, I was drawing and I fell asleep. Hmm. And I know for a fact I was drawing in my sleep. Like I was, I was drawing and I fell asleep. And I know for a fact I was drawing in my sleep. Like I was, I was drawing in my sleep.

I could feel it happening. And I could, but I was in a like an altered state. Like I was like, I knew I was dreaming and I knew, but I also knew I was drawing. And I couldn't like when I woke up, I said to myself, holy shit, I felt weird too when I woke up. I said I really wanna see what I came about from that art session where I'm drawing sleepwalks.

Just a bunch of dicks. Yeah. Where it's still better than I draw when I'm awake. And I'm drawing on a tablet though. So I'm drawing on a tablet. So what I had drawn, what I, here I am thinking I like I'm gonna create something so fucked up It's gonna fucking be like you know like if as if I dropped LSD payo D and what what's another like my adultering mushrooms. Yeah, all at once

You know one big cocktail of all that's I really can't wait to see what my unconscious mind created. Yeah Guess what I had done Tom Brady no my unconscious mind created. Yeah. Guess what I had done. Tom Brady. No, for the whole. What I had done is I had gotten off my digital canvas that I was drawing on. And for somehow, I took another piece

that I was really happy with. Oh. And I touched that and I fucked it all up. Like I was putting layers on top of layers. And I was just like, it was a mess. It was like, you know, like you ever see spider webs and they, when they make, I mean, when they're spiders make them on LSD.

Oh, yeah, they're all kind of fucked up. It was like something like that, but I had taken the eraser tool and I had, I had fucked it all up. We're able to retrieve. Um, luckily I had had a backup to like underneath that one, but it was, it was really weird that I just did nothing that was destructive. Nothing that was worth saving or like showing anybody. It was just a mess. What's the bummer? Yeah. I would have preferred the dicks. Me too. What do we

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I've already accepted that. You know, it's kind of like, I don't know why they would even take that direction with the ad though. But don't worry about it. It feels like it's unnecessary and it's almost impossible. If you want to hear my theory. Yeah, I like to hear it. Somebody's job is to write that shit.

And every month they're like, what the fuck do it right now? Because they got to make it a little personality. They got to inject a can't just be so the guys like I don't know some about Turkey explain you know what I mean and they get it out the door somebody reads it It's all people just trying to get through the day Trying to get this copy out so Brian Johnson career on the yeah, they don't For years I still can't say it I'm doing it for years, I still can't say it. Yeah, it's a case of a good enough spot.

I don't think they're really going for it. I just wonder, I'm listening to it. They put it all in a time while. Yeah, I listen to it. It's making a quality product. Absolutely. That's what they're really concerned with. Yeah.

You're saying, Walt, that don't even mention eating too much. Yeah, I don't feel like that it's worth even going there, because it feel like it's such a futile endeavor as to try to like people feel less guilty about overeating and that's even not Thanksgiving. All they know is like, at the end of it, they're like, I shouldn't have done that. I feel like I'm gonna throw up.

These meundees are so tight on me. I really don't know why that's the angle that they would go with, but you know, Q's probably right, you know. If I overthink things though too, you know, that's one of my curses. You've said that in the past. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah. I wish I could be just blissfully Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I wish I could be just

You know blissfully ignorant. Oh, it's awesome. Yeah, just walking one through life things happen Yeah, I just see people and I and they look you know, they look kind of like they're out of it and they look happier though What has happened since we's we've been made legal Everywhere, everybody's kind of out of it, but everybody looks kind of happy. I went up to the city to do the Chip Chipper's and show a week back and I'll never go to the city again down town.

Why? Downtown? It's my offices. I got an office now. Do you? You have two offices now. Two offices. Why can't you come here and spread your time around

working in this office? Half and half? I could, but I will say this. What I have in Manhattan is a corner office with, you know, we know the AC. We know the AC. We have no fruit flies. We have no fruit flies.

That's the name of the company right. You have a dead, they did. So you're owner of multiple offices. Did you have it on any of them? Well So you're owner of multiple offices. I don't own any of them. Well, you're rent. Yeah. Now, did you ever think growing up that?

Technically, I have three. Yeah. I have one in North South too that I don't use. But did you ever think like growing up like when I grow up, I'm going to have to have three offices. I'm just going to be so successful. No. No, I thought I'd just be in the firehouse.

It's pretty crazy, right? Three offices. It is. There was something because me and Cousal has the, his office is opposite mine. And we went in the other day to get some work done. And we were like, we did, we took a second to be like, wow, man, like I have a corner office in Manhattan that overlooks St. Paul's Cathedral, which is where George Washington used to go to pray, and where he accepted the presidency of the United States, I mean, it's right there. And it's like, wow, it's fucking right outside my window,

it was a 260 year old church deep, but you're like, this is kind of cool, you know what I mean? It's cool, yeah, I mean, it's not as cool as the KFC when I look out the window. Well, not even a window, I gotta to walk downstairs and look out the door. But you can almost smell it from here. But we have that, but that's part of a deal that will be up and go.

Like here, we can say here as long as we want. Like we're masses of our own destiny here. Like bear somebody else's opinion. I would love to, like, I wouldn't bother you if you ever, like, hey, in the wall, I'm going to come down and use the conference room. I got a lot of work to do. Yeah, I would respect that.

I wouldn't be like, and I would make get them also respect and I would bother you. The Manhattan office is actually closing my house in here. I'm actually, I just, you know, just, you know, I wouldn't just like to see you, you know, come in. I'm coming in, I'm working right now. I like to see you in work mode. I don't really ever see you in work mode. Most people have it.

What are you saying he and Sal are getting some work done? Did we mention weed whizzling? Oh, my point was when I went up to the city, they had set up by what's at Thompson Square Park. Yeah, Thompson Square Park. Oh yeah. They had set up by what's at Thompson Square Park. Yeah, Thompson Square Park. These guys had set up a table, like a folding table with edibles, and flour, and it's just like, it would be like if suddenly you just went downstairs,

like you know how around here girls will sell like Girl Scout cookies and shit, like they'll just set it up. This is what people are doing with weed in the city. Yeah. Oh, it's that legal now? I don't think it's that legal. Well, they store it on a store. Somebody opened the store for a brick and mortar store to sell it and they're like what are they gonna do finest like who gives it shit

right they're gonna be making so much money make so much money it's so funny could you random mean some motherfucker who went to jail for like 10 years for selling pot and like like a joint yeah you get out now and like I'd be so angry I'd be so angry. I'd be so angry. You guys, uh, what happened? I just heard I was at the firehouse before I came here. You guys, um, New Jersey, what a truck driver has like one of the highest. Oh, he wanted like, uh, assemblyman or, or, or, he like blew him away or something. Apparently, I don't have, I just learned about this, but apparently there's a position of power in New Jersey that's kind of like one of those quietly, one of the most powerful situation people in the state

and the guy that he beat had it for like 15 years and this guy spent $153 on his campaign and he won. Right. Well, I think that goes to show you just how people can't stand politicians. They are begging to have all politicians thrown out and just have everyday people just try their hand because they can't fuck it up more than than the professionals have. Well that's what the government originally was right like it was originally like set

up to be. Yeah not a lifetime position. Yeah not a lifetime position. Yeah, not a lifetime position. You set yourself up and you become a millionaire when you fucking retire, after you retire, after doing it for your whole adult life, you're a politician. I mean, I'm so ignorant on politics though,

that I only heard about what you're talking about in between the football last night they mentioned. Coming up on the news, you know, the politician who spent 150 bucks Right, he's the new Jersey Senate president. That's his new. I mean, that sounds like a pretty big title. It does right He says I'm absolutely nobody. I'm just a simple guy. It was the people. It was a repudiation of the policies that have been forced down their throats The sounds you know this sounds like Aaron Rogers. Oh, did you hear about Aaron Rogers? Oh, yeah, I caught sounds like Aaron Rogers.

I want to hear about Aaron Rogers. I caught lying about being vaccinated. Yeah. I'm not. That's not a good. That's not a good look. Howdy. And he it turns out there is some more story came out, you know, after this news broke that he, you know, has COVID and he was he lied about being vaccinated.

He was lobbying NFL to try to make them accept holistic. Holistic methods. Methods to like he was trying to raise his antibodies. Okay. Have you ever heard of like something that will raise your antibodies? That's like, you know, that like you take a like what like like what holistic isn't it like when you burn incense and the kids part of it. I I I'll stand up for a holistic a little bit here you burn incense and the kids part of it. I

I'll stand up for a holistic a little bit here. Okay. If you want to hear it. I want to hear it. Yeah. I'm I got to open mine. I'm not close to anything now. This is not regarding humans. This is regarding my cat Benjamin, but he is coming up on 18 now and my vet was like he was having seizures and he was you have an 18 year old cat. Yeah, that's X absolutely Gotta be one of the All those cats like you they rarely live that my vet office is one that's 23 now and and Joe and Bergeo had a 22 year old cat I think the world record is like 30 something years, okay, but he teens not in the sneeze at no no no no He's definitely doing it's it's unusual. Yeah, it's in the upper limit and and he you know It's like a person like you're starting to seem slow down a little bit, you know cats shouldn't stumble over their own feet

You know what I mean? It's like he's just getting old. He's even at 445 Trying to look at the leaves But I slipped the checker board She was like King the Ghost for his eyes He was like, he was like, King the, he was like, no. It goes for his eyes. So, but I'm on, like I take care,

his health is, I take care better than my health and he goes to the vet regularly and my vet was like, look like he's kind of at the end of where we can do. You know, maybe if he was a younger cat, we can go on his brain and see if there's a tumor or you know, he goes but

You know, she's like we're just in the end she goes, but there's this holistic vet Down in Florida. You don't even see him you just call him up and she goes like he's a miracle worker and I was like Whatever man, it's Benjamin. I'll do whatever I can and I've been under the care of this guy for a couple of years now Which is why I'd be surprised if I didn't mention it before and it is all fucking off the shelf powders And like like there's like a Chinese Drop that's called QI and it bounces his life energy. It's all this hippie shit that I listen to on the phone And I and I in my head

I'm just like, am I? I might be gay. Like, why am I like, what am I doing here? And, and it, and it fucking works. He stopped having seizures, his health shot back up. He looks amazing. He's having fun. He's like, it's, it's something to it. Now this vet who like, no one's allowed to see him. Yeah. And well, if I lived in Florida, I, I, I, I, I, you could go, okay, it's not like he's like, no, he's rather than in my real life. Okay. All right. But have you ever been tempted to be like doc? What about me? You know, I'm feeling a little, you know, I feel like I need a little boost.

He, he has mentioned he mentioned he is a real problem. He doesn't say there's no place for Western medicine, but he's like everything they're trying to do with that is recreate what we could do naturally, aside from the surgery and the stuff like that. He goes all these pills and all the medications are just figuring out what works on the human body and how to recreate that in a lab. He's like, all the stuff are just figuring out what works on the human body and how to recreate that in a lab.

He's like all the stuff is here. He's like, but people don't have any faith in it anymore. In a way. Do you do you subscribe it out or do you feel it like maybe he's a little bit to Dude, if I had anything what's going on with Benjamin? I mean it is a complete 100% turn around like I think if it wasn't for this doctor, he would have been dead about two years ago So I'm not saying look my first course of action will always be Going to a doctor and like get the MRIs that I get you know, I get one once a year and stuff like that to keep an eye on my brain, but like But I think three years ago I would have been a holistic medicine. What kind of hippie shit is this?

But now I'm like, I don't't know man i've seen it fucking work well that's what i heard roger's was like you know he he said that he had raised his antibodies to levels that he would be immune to covid he was wrong yeah he's called coven i'm in the back scene that you're not immune to covid it's true right yeah no but yeah he's he's in big trouble i think i, I'm sure the internet wants him banned for life now for lying and he's like, you're not going to cancel me. That's what he said.

Yeah, and the post. What? Yeah. Oh, he's actually being combative about it. A little bit, I think he was coming back at people. He can't be combative about it when you do something like that. You just got to take your lumps and then try to come back and win a Super Bowl. It's the only way you silence everybody.

Yeah. That's the only way. You can't be like, like challenging people to cancel you. No, you don't want to get more likes. But I guess if you're Aaron Rodgers though, but like, how do you, I mean, he's got all those commercials out. He's got those progressive commercials. I can't imagine you're going to let that company is going to want to have a guy you light about being vaccinated though, right? Being a spokesperson. Who knows? Maybe the company's

like, I don't know, it's kind of let me do with us. I don't see that happening. No, I would think that if I was to head a progressive or whatever that insurance company that he's the mouthpiece for, I would be like, fuck do we have, I would seriously consider, is is it gonna be a Problem for us if we keep running the air and Roger spots. Yeah And the problem is for our nodges is those people could like all they care about Is their jobs so right if they're just like yeah, they're not packer fans He's kind of flaky though. I mean, he's gone in record and said he's seen UFOs. Okay.

He hasn't talked to his family in decades. Just totally cut everybody out of his life at a certain, like at a stage, a very young part of his career just was like dropped. Everybody like they were lepers. It has no contact. No one knows why. He and he's kind of a,

he's kind of like a powder too. Like, you know, he wants it a certain way and if he doesn't get it, he, you know, he wears his heart on his sleeve and he, and he lets you know, like I'm not happy about this and, you know, it's not wrong with that. I guess. No, I'm not, but he's, but he's not, he's unusual for athletes, though, like, you know, to be, you know, be that bitchy about shit, though. He's very cranky, very temperamental.

Yeah. Well, some people like that. I always liked when Paul Neal would flip out and fucking saw flipping benches and shit like that in the dugout. Oh, okay. I could not know who Paul Neal, I know. Yeah, he's fucking, he was the bet my favorite part of it, which means that he didn't do well, which would have sat me, but like I like that. Yeah. Yeah. He went dressed as Aaron Rodgers, one dressed as John Wick. Yeah, yeah, a little bit. He went dressed as Aaron Rodgers. One dressed as John Wick for Halloween. To the costume party. They said that's Rick Covewood.

Yeah, he was runner out without a mask on. He says, I was wrong about him saying, come on, bring on the cancel. I realize I'm in the crosshairs of the woke mob right now. So before my final nail gets put in my cancel culture casket, I think I'd like to set the record straight on some of the blatant lies around there about myself right now. So I guess he's accepting, he might get canceled.

I don't know, I mean, do you really get canceled for that kind of shit though? Oh, fuck yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm telling you, I would not be surprised if progressive drops him and he has, and he has a incredibly hard time finding any more sponsor ship deals. I mean, would you, I mean, because you know, like you said, the headaches that come along

with him haven't been your spokesman, are they worth it? Yeah. Yeah. It will, you know, maybe for the team, it's worth it. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. The team needs him to be successful. They have to deal with him as the head XC brings to the table.

Yeah. But progressive can get another quarterback. There's 30 other ones. Oh, it's hard ones. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. There's one that won seven Superbos. And you can get him? Aaron Rodgers only has one won. And they got my homes, who's only one won. So, yeah, there's another guy out there that you might want to look at progressive They can't afford him. Oh, he does subway. Yeah, but this is only recently he started doing commercials He's he's hasn't been Somebody that the corporations have chased yeah, yeah, I think it's because you know that like

90% of the country doesn't like them so You know, it's like is he a good spokesman for us? You I'm Boston yeah he's gonna be a great spokesman but National high of a percentage you think of people that are like fuck that guy it feels like it yeah oh it feels like when I see reactions to anything that like when he's trending or anything it's like it's all negative except for where he the city where he plays in now do you ever go online and and beat people and troll them? I used to with Tibo a long time ago Tibo I would yeah, but I would now I mean I could spend all day being just listing is that all these accomplishments and it's just like you're never gonna You know, it's just it's pointless, but Tibo. Yeah, I would definitely like to press people's buttons because he really also was one that got people

Angry he was a divisive kind of guy Yeah, just because he was openly Christian. What did you what you guys doing Halloween? I went to Pam's Halloween party. Oh, which co-cuffin party kind of yeah It was a like it was the only witch there Oh It was my sister making a bunch of like hors d'oeuvres and shit. And then, uh, sage pretty much being the only one who was dressed for Halloween. You don't even get

dressed. You're not you're not. I didn't do my pirate thing. No, you didn't have the, uh, kitty up to like just put something on. No, I mean, the party started at four. So it was already late. Now, I mean, the party started at four, so it was already late. LAUGHTER Now, I just, I didn't want to be bogged down by a costume. Nobody else was wearing a costume, either. So, it's just sage.

And then, fucking, 10 minutes into it, she's like, it's too hot. So, she took off her costume. But that was about it. Now it's just dinner of pams. Now it's just dinner of pams. And it wasn't even like, because pams, you know, like my sisters made all these hors d'oeuvres and shit. Usually we have pizza every year.

It didn't occur to me that we wouldn't be having pizza. So like at a certain point, my mom's like, a pams like, you know, we gotta decide if we want to do this or pizza next year. I'll certainly be immediately told. Planning next year's party already? Yeah, but more importantly to me, saying like, so wait, there's not gonna be pizza this year.

I don't know. It was a bunch of stuff I don't really like. You're ready? Yeah, but more importantly to me saying like so we're not going to be pizza this year There was a bunch of stuff. I don't really like like you would not eat one thing on the table really I want to and she's a full-blown witch, right? Like she's like she can go to any circle and she's recognized as like the real deal I mean, I don't think like holy shit. It's fucking witch pan But I mean I guess that if she went to it she would have the she has the knowledge and the cred to be like yeah I guess that if she went to it, she would have the, she has the knowledge and the cred to be like, yeah, I can be a part of this. Yeah. And she's casting spells.

She cast more spells in Halloween than on any other day. I don't know, I don't think so. I think that when you're doing that kind of shit, it's like, the association of Halloween and witches is not, you know. It's out as she's into it, and she wasn't the past, because I know she was heavily into it, like being a witch. I don't, I don't see her that much anymore. Like I see her only like once every couple weeks. I'm not sure

what she's into. Like it for what? Let's get him. He's talking about customer probably. I haven't you know she was in the Josh Groben. She's into her her book and she was into the witch stuff. Those are the three big things. So I'll have to ask you I'll find out. Yeah, I'll find out what What she's up to these days. What are you doing? Anything? Well, Halloween was a Sunday. Yeah I don't think I did anything. I think I watched football. Did you get trick of treaters? Not one. This will be like the third year in a Rev that we didn't get anything with us. Nobody man with us. Nobody. Man, what a bummer.

And treat, well, you don't, you put up your walls. Oh, I close the gate. That's that. The kids trying to get in, but they can't. Yeah, I didn't do anything either. The sound one and sound one into the parade with Deroza. I saw him. Yeah, I saw a picture of him. Yeah. And you know, and I was like, I don't know, I'm not really kind of the mood. I guess. What are your dressings? Batman, they did, they, they'm not really kind of the mood. I guess. 20 dressers. Batman, they did, they all dressed in the same Batman costume. There was like 15.

So nobody knew it was him. Yeah. Oh, that's cool. That's got to be fun. Yeah, that's nice. You know, I don't know. Some of the day came and I was just, I had some work to do too. I was actually packing orders.

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Yeah, we cleared out a lot of shirts Do I want to say real quick talk about black Friday? Opening grand opening weekend. Oh, yeah, let's do it Got another confirmed guest. I don't know if you are on the you kind of bailed bailed bailed the wrong word No, you the Halloween episode you remember you started in the beginning. Oh, right. Right. Yeah, I announced that some of the people who are going to be at the at the grand opening week and not. I was at the end of three days. Yeah. But like they they will pop in at a certain point.

Okay. During the three days. It's a black Friday, the Saturday after black Friday and the Sunday. I don't even know the exact date. 26 27 28. But Maxwell is coming in from. Oh, all right Frank five

From upstate New York will be will be in the glory now. I don't think he's bringing the glory in A lot of effort. Yeah, you've worked down one time already and he was stressed really Oh, yeah, you can see on his face and and I wouldn't want to do that to him again And now I have Ming okay, he'll be in town and he'll stop by at some point. Again, don't expect to see these people here. Yeah. All three straight days. Have you come in and you happen to do?

You come into the store and you happen to see those guys, you're, you just got lucky. Cracked. But another confirmed attendee at some point during the weekend. Does anyone take a guess? No. Somebody from your neck of the woods? Mine neck of the woods?

Yeah. Chuck? Well, Chuck, I don't know if Chuck will be here. I think he will be here. Yeah. Black Friday night, the overnight, we're going to stay up from Black Friday midnight all the way until Friday at 7 p.m.

Oh, really? Yeah. Why? Just to have fun. Okay. You know, just to have a crazy atmosphere, you know, to like make people go like I can't believe you guys did it. So, so from midnight to seven the next night.

Yeah, we'll be open. So, um, that's a lot of hours. We, we, we pay again. I'm sorry. Yeah. I don't know if I'm going to be here. Oh, I'm not going to be here at midnight and I'll probably go home and come back. Got it. At a, you know, at a more reasonable hour. So I can be here all day, like 11 to seven. But I'll start definitely be there over the overnight until about two, probably two

30. Okay. But Chris Ladondo. Chris Ladondo. He's going to come down. All right. And he said he will be at the store at some point on Black Friday weekend. That's not that special though. He's going to be boycott in KFC anyway. Uh, yeah.

Well, we'll be here, right? We're coming down. Oh, I assume Brian's going to be here. Yeah. But I you said that you were, you had to, you But you said that you had your parents. Well, no, actually that changed. Now I'm going down to their place for Thanksgiving. We're having an early Thanksgiving.

Oh, so I'm around. So I'll be here. Oh, okay. Yeah, so again, you're not gonna be here. I'll be here at least two of the days at random times. Random times. Possibly all three days, but you know, I'll say that's exciting. But at least two of them. Yeah, I'll take over for you three in the morning And then we have another promotion all like I said, we're gonna try to do some wacky fun shit at the general store

I got this promotion in December called the Dollar Shaves Triple X Mondays. Okay. So for the first three Mondays in December, Dollar Shave is gonna be manning the square. Get out. In Dollar Shave outfit. From noon to three.

Just to get it triple X. So it's three Mondays. From noon to three, three hours every Monday. It's, you know, that's where the triple X come in. I don't want anybody to think. You know, they can't bring the kids there. It has nothing to do with porn. Nothing sexy will ever be going on in the selfless. Dollar Shave will have pants on. Yeah, but Dollar Shave, because Sunday will not be at the Black Friday event. He is going away for Thanksgiving. Wow. All right, but that's all right. He's been this time.

Yeah, so he'll be in December on the three Mondays in a row. He'll be here if anybody wants to come down between 12 and 3, just the first three Mondays in December. We could sell anything we want here. I just thought of that because I have, the other day I was like looking at these fucking LEGO sets that I built and I was like What am I gonna do? These fucking you put them on display personally built by BQ yeah, you know, sell them off here. I'm at a premium

Yeah A lot of man. I was like going to these fucking things. I'll bring one. I'll bring the first one Black Friday, okay, and we'll see how it goes. See that we're gonna take it off first I'll let get him worry about pricing. Okay, then we can take it off first. Oh, I don't know, man, I mean, I'll let get him worried about pricing. That's what we can blame him later on. Yeah, oh, that'd be cool. Yeah, so we'll try to, you know, I feel like a certificate of authenticity.

I'll just rip a page out of a notebook. I just put a queue on it. Yeah. I mean, that'd be pretty cool. Yeah, I mean, there's a lot of, just endless possibilities of what we can do to have fun and and make things interesting. Did we ever look into weren't we're gonna do like a um get them on cameo or or something like that? Were we setting up a cameo account for you and sage and

we were going to yeah. No nothing yet, huh? Nothing yet. I'll move on that I'll move on that I mean tomorrow. We're also my dog. Yeah fucking shouldn't we have that Get him. You just sit out there fucking doing thumbs up damn cameos, but who gets the money? Get him. Well, of course not He's on salary. I don't want him on cameo too. No, no, no, he's trying to double tip Give him like a moon recharge 30 dollars fam And this I'm not sure what it is. What is cameo? That's what they make those videos like Okay, so which is people happy birthday? Yeah, so if he did the three dollars and we gave him like

Five bucks a video and the rest one into the company. I don't know We have to look into that Look at 401k You know, that's it. That's my announcements for the general store. Cool. And that one, then a one more. They'll probably not Brian, but the gold barren will be appearing new year's eve at the general store from get out. New into two two hour window. We're taking pictures as the gold barren. So I'mren somebody better come down to take pictures by standing that outfit for no reason I just grabbed new your zeve. I don't even know if it's a it's a weekday

Saturday, okay, no, sorry. It's a Friday Friday. All right, so it's a Friday You know get your New Year's Eve kicked off right would a picture with the Baron. Yeah, right? The goal of having a fabulous New Year start off with the Baron, right? There you go. That sounds pretty good to me. I like that shit. Yeah, that's fucking love. Oh, I The fifth hundred episode we started talking about. I secured that guest. You asked me to secure. Okay. Very quick. Have you secured a date so I can get the other guest? That is the thing that's going to be the tricky part.

Secure the guest, he's unavailable. Yeah, no, that's not, I don't mean tricky, that's a part that's gotta get worked out. Okay. Now we'll be a good time, not right now, but like in a far-away. Soon as you find out, let me know so then I can see if I can get the second guest.

Yeah, okay. Okay, I like to give, well, is there a range of dates that I can give this guest that you that you have secured. Yeah, of course. Yeah, because that would be helpful. Yeah, okay. Whatever you you say like he's available this this and this. Right. So I should go to this guest and say anytime you're available in November or December, just just let me know what would work for you. Yeah, okay. Okay. Great. High profile stuff, man. Oh, yeah. That's that's a marquee name right there. Yes, it is. I'm trying to do, you know, make make episode 500 feel like a a worthy

episode. Oh somewhere between 499 and 501. Yeah, what are we on now? What episode is this? It's getting so close. I mean, hopefully he's available in the next two weeks. Yeah, I think this is going to be 499. Oh my God, what? We're 498 at the latest.

So what is next week? So until the I guess is ready, we have. I guess we're going to go on hiatus until he's ready, right? We don't want to have episode 502 be our Our big anniversary episode. All right. I didn't realize we were that close to the wire. Okay. I'll get I'll get them on point for the next couple weeks Okay, let me see I can tell you for sure Okay, this will be episode 498. Oh Halloween Halloween was now we got and then we got Christmas coming up. You know

This is the this is the busiest time of the year. They say it for a reason. Yeah, I'm excited about it though And yeah, it's too bad 500 is right on top of Christmas and Halloween Yeah, people like Halloween. Oh, they did yeah, they really enjoyed it which was nice to see in here I didn't realize the gusto with which I put on that hot dog belt, but apparently It's a big shot. It's a big shot in my life, my heterosexual life. Yeah, had it up in for you, I would have had to fucking gum those dogs. Oh, I can't do that to you.

I was like, let me just do this so you don't have to hurt your knees. And if you want on Black Friday weekend, if any comes down and wants to put on the hot dog belt and stick their picture in it, yeah, we have the hot dog belt, we their picture in it. Oh. Yeah, we have the hot dog belt. We'll be here with hot dog. Is that free or they got to pay? No, that's free. Okay, that's a free one. That's just part of the whole.

That's open you when you say that. The Disney S. Yeah, I thought that was. Of the TSD town general store. It's like going to a podcast, Disney World. It's like you're on the In Street, USA. Well, they could get fight outs of the skull. They could see the person.

They are. I mean, there's now, there's mannequins, what your costumes on. I saw that. That was pretty cool. Yeah. I mean, this is, like I said, this is something to, if you like, tell them, Steve Dave, you should dig it. If you love tell them, Steve Dave, you should have, you should wear a body condom because

you're going to fucking, you're're gonna have an omission from every poor Because that's what it's gonna bring you to just a constant state of Climaxing yeah non-stoppilation we need an official tour Like we got a right text, forget him, where he could like... He has a certain thing where he greets people with. Yeah, and like, would you like a tour of this thing?

He'll be wearing the, we secured also the coach uniform. Oh, he put it on already. I mean, Tom Yosorta was giggling at his physique. He is like a pair with legs wearing the uniform. He looks perfect. It's white too. One of the most unflattering baseball uniforms are conveyed. He hides nothing.

He's got the coach hat on. He's got the coach baseball jersey. Yeah, it's going gonna be a good time. Oh, I just want to see like the FedEx guy, the UPS guy, any number of people who need to come to the office and see get them sitting there and they pull out. Oh, yeah. This is TST Studios.

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Did you see cheesequake? Is it no longer cheesequake? Well, they changed the name of the town. No, they changed the name of the park, the service state, the, what do you call it? Restop, the restop. What is it now? It's now Bon John Bon Jovi. Oh, yeah, that call the rest stop the rest stop. What is it now bond John John bond jovy? Yeah, that's a nice honor. She'll rest up good for him. Yeah, I think that's I think he deserves it. Yeah, I'm surprised they name it Bruce It's a good thing to but I think a worthy Name changes a John bond jovy That's a clean one too. It's not like some of them you go to and you're like there's probably guys like meeting up here at night and shit.

No, although I did have sex with that. You did? You did once. That's tough to get away with man. This is a family rest stop. No, this was back in the late 90s and it was, you know how like there's the rest stop and then there's that parking lot just past it. Like that's part of it, but it's like where people park to go to the bus, coming home from a view of it. Yeah, you couldn't wait to get to a bed. You had to do it like in the rest stop. I mean, I was a young, a young man. Oh, it was that. It was that. Well, the person

that I was on, my partner was living in Jersey. So I didn't think that she wanted to come all the way back. Oh, okay. So we had to like compromise. And compromise we did. Yeah. So that's an easy compromise to you. They should have named it after you. Yeah.

Like what would he do? They're like, yeah, apparently he fucking had sex somewhere back there. So he says Wow that's impressive at a rest stop. Yeah, I don't think I've ever done it at a rest stop before I think that's the dream of every young boy is this like you know like that's yeah, yeah, I mean a rest up It's kind of like little CD. Yeah, it's a CD-ness to it. Yeah, there's kind of felt CD. Yeah, definitely It's like forbidden. Yeah, you shouldn't be doing it here. It's just be driving on this parkway Yeah, you know that when the cops pull up just for driving. It's not for anything else I went to

In the rest of the airport to pick someone up the other night at 11 o'clock at night and you know the cell phone lots where you wait With it like they now have areas that you could just park your car and wait This is a parking lot they call the cell phone pot where you wait with it, like they now have areas that you could just park your car and wait, this is a parking lot. They call it the cell phone pot and you can wait and set out. You know how everybody pulls on the side of the road just puts it, like, it's on to the flight lands and they drop up and pick up their wife, whatever. So I'm there and it's the newer airport cell phone parking lot,

which is just a dark parking lot off in the middle of nowhere by the airport and like dark city and I'm looking around and I'm like there are definitely dudes meeting here to blow each other like this is it like this is right and sure enough like great cover you saw something I saw people guys going from like getting out to go into another car and stuff like that I didn't see him do any shenanigans but I was like oh for fucking sure I'm a glorious dog. Oh no. Somebody's rattling your door trying to get in. I was like, we landed.

I gotta take a time. I'm right out here. I didn't know that sort of shit was still going on. Oh, and how do they find out about it? Like, how do you find out about something like that? Oh, that's gotta be the internet, right? I'm sure there's web boards at the dark web. Some dark web shit.

I guess so, but I would have thought, in today's day and age, like nobody be doing that anymore. But why is it also? Why is it always just guys meeting up? Why can't you find the parking, the cell phone parking lot where it's like guys and girls of all ages? I don't know. I've never seen it.

I've neither. Well, you see your lot lizards, you know? Yeah, but they want money. Yeah. These guys aren't, these guys are a charge, and I don't think there's a bunch of good time charles out there. I'm in a good time. Yeah.

Having a ball out there. Yeah, I felt, I felt like defensive that I was there waiting for a flight, you know what I mean? Like, what if... There's somebody that's like, well, that I know, I'm like, it's cute. What are you doing here? We're like, that's a murder.

I'm like, he's the one who tries it. Like, holy fuck, is that the guy over there cruising the fuck in cell phone parking lot? And I was like, these are going through my head. I was like, because I was like, cause I always parking in the darkest corner. I just don't know. Oh no.

So I'm like, holy shit, I am in the darkest corner in the cell phone line. I was like, fuck man. So I, you know, it's just, that'd be funny if that, you know, you're cell phone lights up your face. People I was like, oh man, I'm getting busted for this shit. But unfortunately, I wasn't there for any fun reason. That's when you have to be like somebody's like, hey, can you give me right home from the airport?

You'll be like I'm not gay. Get you some fucking car service. So John Bon Jovi. Who else? I think Bruce is really the only other maybe Danny to be the Billy Joel. Is he from New Jersey? Long Island. Long Island. Oh, really? I thought he lived in Diel. No, long out. I always said that. I think he had a house down there. Oh, I thought he was a New Jersey guy how I said that I think you had a house down there I thought he was a new Jersey guy. No, he's a long island. He's still alive. I mean he might I'm sure he has a house everywhere I mean the guys couldn't who's catalog would you rather have if you had you're gonna buy a catalog member How like Michael Jackson brought the Beatles catalog? Yeah

Bruce yeah Billy Joel or Bon Jovi You can only get one it or out both all three are up at auction. You can only go after one of them. I probably got to go for Bon Jovi's plays of glory. Okay, personal. But you're like, you're going to make money, though. Honestly, dude, I would be hard for me to pass up Billy Joel. He's got unbelievable string and it's, dude,

Unbelievable. And he wrote them all. Like he writes his own song. So it was. I would probably go with Billy Joel just for the money. Yeah, if I'm gonna try to resell it eventually. We should go for it. And if it ever does come up for auction.

Yeah, put our heads in the ring. Just. Every single video we do on Patreon, that's such as loaded with Billy Joel music. Chuck is like, how do we, how do we, uh, finagle like, uh, don't go change into a Halloween episode? He's like, what is piano man? I have to do with a hot talk. The, uh, the funniest thing, funniest thing, because we came in, everybody knows this, but we came in to do the audio commentary for the Halloween episode.

I had a little bit of behind the scenes type stuff. And as I was watching as a first, I normally don't watch a video. I say, hate watching myself. But as I'm watching this, I'm like, this is so fucking funny that every time we go to an event, they're playing the devil one time at Georgia. I'm watching this I'm like this is so fucking funny that every time we go to an event They're playing the double one time that George The funny thing is to it's like the the action doesn't match the pace of the song. I'm like Tom's looking at something. So,

I'm like, I'm like, Tom did great. His his bewildered look the entire fucking thing was just great. And you can tell like some of the shit he's just down about it. He's just like, I think you're like,

like, hey, man, you got to put on this dorthmall costume. It's the first part of like, oh no. So we give away what the, what the, what the, the direction of Christmas is gonna be? Or just, just tell them what the, it's a, have a special kind of Christmas.

We've never done anything like this. Yeah, I don't know. No, I don't, I don't know. I wouldn't want to give away the money shot. No, no, but at least the, but if you want to give the broad, I think that's, I think I've got to get people excited. I don't know. I mean, just to get people excited, it's going to be the money shot. No, no, but at least the, but if you want to give the broad, I think that's, I think I'm going to get people excited. I mean, just to get people excited,

it's going to be a TSD overkill Christmas where it's all spooky Christmas action. People love overkill. People love the Telm Steve Dave Christmas. I mean, it should be a perfect marriage. It should be. Yeah, let's say. Wow.

No one knowing what you are bringing to the table, I think it's going to be, I think it's going to be a milestone, tell them Steve Dave episode. I think it's going to be a heavily, heavily referenced episode going forward. I hope you're right. But I also wonder if we could get labeled as, you know, like the, either we're gonna be, either we're gonna go down as the PT Barnum of podcasting. Yeah. Because, you know, we already have a Prussian Kiss and Devil Skull

that we pretend is real. We pretend that it's crazy talk. It's like, or we're gonna go down as complete nut or hucksters, you know, like it's a steak oil stuff. Tomato tomato. It doesn't matter to me either way. You know like it's a stick whale stuff Tomato tomato You know we could yeah, we could get labeled as as you know as the shimsham man. Yeah

Instead of putting TSD up there on this on the market. I want the shimsham that has Yeah, that's a what it means to be seen hopefully you know it all comes together like like I hope it does but Yeah, well, I got excited when I saw the plants. Okay. Yeah, it's really good and I'm working on Bringing something good to the table to Overkill so what about I do knowing the data ready and knowing that we got episode 500 so we should shoot for Not black Friday because I also got the black Friday opening. Should we maybe we should shoot for maybe December 20th release not on Christmas, but

I don't know what's up to you guys. We should ask the ants what they prefer. Oh, you know Like black Friday fuck all your other shit. You got going on Your plate your plate problems are your own on your plate your plate problems are your own. Well, you spent a long time setting up a tradition. It being a tradition, you know, you have done it. We haven't done it every year though. No, there was one year got released late. Okay. After Christmas and there's been one year

work out released in December, but it really is dependent upon like if what we can pull together because it's black Friday will be here before you know it's already November what six. I because it's Black Friday will be here before you know it's already November what's 60? E-5, I think? E-6, right? E-6, so I mean, actually fifth.

You gotta get down here, we gotta get, make sure everybody, we want to be a part of it is available to do it and then cut it because it's so visual this year, it should be on video. So I mean, we'll talk about it. We'll announce in maybe a next episode. Great. I can't wait. I'm really excited Christmas is coming up. I was happy to see that that was the, it was an overkill Christmas. Yeah. That's going to be fun. Really fun.

We have never tried that before. I can't believe it. I did one here because I remember looking up something about this. It was like, I thought it was overkill worthy. It was about this guy who killed is or somebody who killed an entire family in Germany in like the 1930s or something like that. I think it's a Kenternick family or something like that. We may have done like a small segment like in the in the in the giant episode about Christmas. We may have done like now we're going to do a little overkill segment about Christmas, but not this year, the entire thing from start to finish overkill Christmas and you know,

want to make people shudder when they listen to it. Yeah, piss their pants. I would love that if someone did that. Like they show, they send back photographic evidence that they're like, I pissed my pants. This is what you guys did, yeah. I'll be Fucking great. Don't send that to Brian. Don't send that to us.

I want to see it. I pissed my pants and all I got was this a little and I was the overkill T-shirt. Yeah. Oh, did you see James Bond? I did not. I've seen James Bond. What about the turnals?

You're going to see it? Oh, right, that I don't have any interest in it. Came out. I heard it was the worst installment. Yeah, there's a lot of people. That too may make me want to see it because I'm like, I am so not the typical, I think, Marvel viewers. Like, if everybody loves it, I usually am like,

oh, I really didn't like it. But so if everybody hates it, I'm thinking I might like it now. I want to see it, you know, Camel's in it. Maybe. I'm thinking I might like it now. I wanna see it. Kamel's in it. He's funny. So maybe. What's his Angelina Jolie in it too? She's in it, yeah. I mean, yeah, it's a Calvacass, I guess.

I don't know, I'm just not excited for it. No, I can't say I'm excited for it, but I'll see it though. I saw Dune. Are they like the Avengers? Yeah, I know, I probably, well, they're, yeah, they're a group of superheroes that I've been hiding. Yeah. I'm sure you're right. I'm sure you're right. I'm sure you're right. I'm sure you're right. I'm sure you're right.

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I'm sure you're right. I'm sure you're right. I'm sure you're right. I'm sure you're right. I'm sure you're right. I'm sure you're right. I'm, you're right. It's not. Yeah, this is, yeah, I don't see any Kirby in this other than that one shot in the trailer. But what would I say before that? Oh, dude. Yeah. What'd you think? Well, here's the thing. Did you read the book? No. And I don't, I don't have never had the love of the first movie that other people have. I only saw it once when I was a kid and never really stuck with me. At hour two of Dune, I was like, is is anything gonna happen in this fucking movie?

It's like it ends at the exact moment every other film. It's just picking it up. It's just the farst act. Yeah, the first act. It's two and a half hour first act and like none of it. I was just like what did you see in a theater or stream? I saw an iMacs. Wow.

It was beautiful right? It was gorgeous Yeah, but I was dark was it too dark for you? I didn't think so I think there might have been something wrong with my projector too Because that shot of the worm coming out. Yeah, I could barely fucking make it out But dude it it they just threw out all rules of filmmaking and they were like, yeah, it'll end on a cliffhanger, I guess, and you're like, but it's not even much of a cliffhanger. I mean, get it. I literally was like, I don't get it. I just didn't get it. I think I didn't get it. The office coach is a massive dune fan, read all the books. And he asked me to go see it with him because he wants he wanted to see it so badly in the theater you know and so I was like I have no

knowledge of anything doing never even so the original would sting yeah and I went and the whole time I'm sitting next to him as he's watching it he's just like he's throwing his hands up super random super throwing his hands up you want you to know that he was he was gonna see it at like 10 30 on a Wednesday night. Okay. So like we're the only people in the theater and he's got to be like, so, I'm unbelievable. Oh, that's not how it happens.

And I'm like, I'm actually liking the movie because I'm like, I'm like, I'm having a good time and I'm like, I don't need him to tell me that's not how it is in the book. You know, every two seconds, that's not how it is in the book. It doesn't help. Yeah, I'm like, I don't care. You did me that's not how it is in the book. You know every every two seconds I said I have it isn't a big help. Yeah, I'm like I don't care But he he was left wanting get wanting yeah, he felt that they missed some opportunities for So fucking long how did they not cram everything in there? That certain characters are are killed and aren't fleshed out enough and they're so good that they gave

them no moments to have any connection with the audience because they killed them so fast. That's crazy because they sure tried to make you care about those fucking palm trees that I got 800 shots of what the fuck up? Who cares? Why do I keep looking at these trees? I saw the first one back I guess it would have been like fucking 1980 or something. It was a long ago. Yeah, the David Lachlan. David Lachlan. Yeah, I'm being like, I don't like you. I don't get it.

I don't like it. Yeah. And like, that's why I didn't watch this one because I'm like, it's anything. I would recommend it. I don't care as I, but I enjoyed it actually. I don't want to say you enjoyed it. I had to, I left there there going like I would watch another one

I love that there was no humor. I mean there was no Zero humor you're right. Yeah, how much I enjoyed that like you know the Marvel movies that like it's almost to like yeah Little quippy. Yeah, but this one was so bleak. I really it really was a hungry Like I don't know if I miss something, but like I Didn't explain anything. Yeah, I get them said the same thing is like, they really threw you into the deep end of the pool and didn't give you enough backstory. And to me, it's like, that's not in a way of just like,

because they have superpowers, right? Cause like, you should voice. Do they? Yeah, I guess you should. So do I, they never explain anything. So they have Jedi mind tricks, if they use a deep voice. I'm even in the same with the fuck they were doing

on that planet. I was like, wait, so wait, I was like, they swapping out over a few years. I'm like, I'm like, what is going on? I'm like, at one point, I said, somebody uses a gun. And I'm like, wait a second. Why I have guns? Why the fuck aren't they using guns the whole time? I said to my buddy, I want to go see if my buddy said a few swords.

I go, wait, here is just going to take place in. And he's like, and it's like, it's 10,000. And I'm like, there's still fucking use in swords if you get 10,000. Why? And then in your mind, you're like, well, there must be some reason, courage, whenever, invent it, blah, blah, blah. And then one motherfucker pulls out of gun.

And I'm like, how is this thing? I didn't get it. The kid of, the kid of told me in the car right home about how, you know, why guns are not used. Why? I guess those force fields that they throw up. You shoot a gun at somebody, you're going to get the force is going to repel back to you and like hold on you.

Okay, so that's why they use swords. That makes sense. Yeah, but they didn't tell you. They didn't explain any of that in the movie though. So that's a very big hole to leave unexplained. They don't explain anything. So that is good to have a guy who's read the book in his throwing hands up in the air because then you at least like okay I understand it even if he doesn't like it I may be a guy who's not as animated and as over dramatic as the guy I

was with you know as if they ruined if they ruined something wonderful of his childhood the way he was acting. Yeah. Um, but I, I, I kind of dug it. Okay. And I would, I would see the second one. I, I heard they are already. Yeah, they're going to make it. Well, the director, he's one that did the new blade runner and I love the new blade runner blade runner 24 9 or whatever it was. I, I like his work.

I, I just couldn't get into this one. And Ghostbusters got to be any week now, right? Oh, yeah. You're excited. I'm excited. I'm still excited. I'm going to premiere. Yeah.

Really? How do you score a mid-vite? Who invited you, right, man? I don't want to drop names or anything like that. But, you know, Was it right, man? No, it was right. I've never met me there.

Well, he'd be there. Yeah, they'll all be there. They'll all be there. Will Murray's gonna be there? Bill Murray's gonna be there. I'm sure, wait. He'd be there. Yeah, they'll all be there. They'll all be there. The whole Murray's gonna be there. The whole Murray's gonna be there. I mean, so I'm sure wait, we'll be there somewhere. I don't think he's gonna be the same fucking theater or section that I'm in, but you know,

if he's there, would you go up to him? No. No. No, I wouldn't go up to him. You wouldn't even be like, I just want to let you know, I'm a gigantic fan of the whole point. He's a good guy.

I'm a good guy. No, the guy's just trying to. You have from now into the premiere premiere to have that one sentence. I've met him before. Oh, you? Yeah, I went to his golf tournament. Oh, yeah. But I didn't talk to him there either.

I took one picture with him that somebody threw me next to him and took the picture. Oh, okay. I would never bother him. But would you have, like, the challenge though of coming up with one thing that you could say to him that he's like, I've never heard that before. No, I don't want to challenge. The one thing Bill Murray wants you for me is nothing. And I'm prepared to give it to him.

I can't, he knows how to do it. Yeah, I'm gonna. Maybe Ernie Hudson, I'll say hello to him. I'll, but not Bill Murray, no. Okay. No. You think if, you think if Q gave regards from the comic bookman to Ernie Hudson, do you think you'd remember any recollection? I think so.

I think it was such a strange, you know. Such a low point. Yeah, but I think it's a strange, unique episode where he was on ice cream truck, right? So I have to think that even him, a guy who's been in so many things is going to be not going to forget that one because I'm sure he did not expect that was the direction that it was gonna go in when he got there. I would stake big money that he would remember him being on that. Maybe not remember any of the people,

the names of anybody there. Except Meg, maybe. Yeah. Well, I've met, I've worked with similar people. I don't want to say no, Paul Rodd. Like I've worked with people that work with Paul Rodd. So I've met him a few times. So I know I can go up to him and talk to him.

It would be weird if I didn't say hi to him if we were there. Ant man. Ant man. So what I'm hoping is, when he's standing next to Ernie Hudson, then I'll go over to Paul Rudd and be like, Hey, how you doing there? Good to see you. Oh, hey, you're not just being like,

you already got it down. You already got it down. Bill Murray, I don't want to bother. But yeah, I'm your peer, Bill Murray. You know me. I might be the only person in history who's using Paul Rudd to get the Ernie Hudson. For fuck it, I don't count.

I'm just gonna get it. And you're not nervous though, that it's not going to be what you want it to be. It's never gonna be what I want it to be, because he got his head. So it's like, it will never be that what I would have preferred a third Ghostbusters movie to be.

I'm just hoping. Is there any sign? I know you can't say it, because you want to make sure anybody hears it that's at the premiere. Is there any sign? I know you can't say it because you want to, you want to make sure you don't, anybody hears it that's at the premiere. But is there any sign of that it's going that you're like, this is going to be good? Because I don't look at that trailer.

I'm like, oh yeah, I think so. I think so. I think that they're going to do. Do you think that's a misstep to not show any of the original Ghostbusters? I don't know why they're not doing it. Ah, that's when it gets strange. Yeah, I think that's really weird.

I don't know why they're doing that, but, but it's when it gets strange. Yeah, I think that's really weird. I don't know why they're doing that, but, but it, because I know they're in, they're all in the movie. And what is it coming out? It's gotta be the 19th week, right? The 19th, huh? Yeah, yeah. So the Ghostbusters,

three of the four is still alive? Three of the four. Three of the four, okay. Egon's in the movie. He's, he's, they showed him in the commercial. It opens up with Egon's death I think like he's getting chased by I don't know how they're working it out but I know that they said it means so it means that it was great I mean, it means it yeah, Ming was like you're gonna fucking love it and

I was like well what do you mean I'm gonna love it he goes I don't want to spoil anything he's like I'm telling you you're gonna love this movie yeah I've heard I watch some videos and they say that some segment of the population who's seen it is like it's all fan service. That's what I want. I'm like, how's that a bad thing? I know. I read those reviews and people are like, it's too fan service-y and I'm like, are you out of your fucking mind? That's all I want for the rest of my life. I mean, well, tell me what dude doesn't want to get serviced. Yeah. And buy anything. Yeah, by anything fan or otherwise Yeah, I can't wait I

I mean I saw the clip that they released the other day of of Paul Rudd's character Fucking around the ghost trap and they use the music from the original so it's all that like that ghost bus through so it gets you right in the mood So I don't know man. I'm looking forward to it And I saw actor one in Manhattan the other day Like they have it driving around doing promo stuff. I'm really excited when I saw that I'm in man You know what I mean if you love something I mean, I had the same feeling for King Converse's Godzilla Man, I would like I had that boyish. I was once like you I hope that yeah, so I had that boyish look I was once like you. I hope that yeah, so I hope that it's a different experience for you. I probably will be because look, I'll be at the premiere. Yeah, that brings its own exuberance.

You know what I mean? Like I haven't been to that many premieres in my life. You know what I mean? I've only been to like four or five. It's like it's still an exciting thing. You have to wear a suit. I don't have to wear anything, but I'm concerned. You know what, let me ask your opinion on this.

Oh, no. Talks. Goa's Buster. To my full Ghost Buster. I have a screen accurate Ghost Buster. Do I walk the red carpet in that? They would definitely take pictures of you. And if you want to get on the news,

is it how much people really get a pair? It's a jumpsuit. It's actually pretty comfortable. It's a flight suit. Yeah. But there's nothing sticking off the back already. Well, I would, I have the backpack, but they're like, I could just buy one and just, you know, it's the Halloween store one I can take it. Right, right. I don't know. I lean towards like, where in a, like, our money. Really? Going, like, like you're going to like con or something. Nobody's gonna care about that. No, I don't know. I think that's such a thing.

They're gonna be people that like your money. I'm not gonna look good to money. It's not like I should look. You're gonna get a tailored. These are my options. $5,000 to $1,000 sheet. Either what I always do, which is just jeans, a black T-shirt, and a blazer, which is my standard going anywhere costume, or the full-on Ghostbusters uniform with the proton pack and everything,

or I have, like, remember, like, all the starter jackets where they're like satiny, and I have one for when they release Ghostbusters 2 on video, and it was a promo video. That's where you wear. That's the one. Just wear that. Yeah, and I have one for when they release Ghostbusters 2 on video and it was a promo video That's the one just where that yeah and the jeans and the jeans of the t-shirt And it was the Ghostbusters 2 as well I was gonna say it shows your fan even more than dressing up like a Ghostbusters. Yeah, maybe I'll do that then like to have something like that to have that right The piece of memorabilia. Yeah, it's pretty fucking rare the piece of memorabilia. Yeah. It's pretty fucking rare.

Yeah, maybe I'll wear that then, because I could always just take that off, I guess, if I'm, if I'm, but I don't know. Maybe I'll get any Hudson to sign it, you know what I am? Cool. Would you ask any other busters order? Yeah. You couldn't do it, huh? I don't want to bother him.

Yeah. I understand. Me again. Yeah. I know Acroid is, I've talked to him a couple of times and he's super friendly and he's always wanted to talk, but it's like, I don't know, man. I don't want to be that guy. Yeah, I hear you. Yeah.

I feel the same exact way when somebody was on a comic book, man. I never once asked for anything. Picture, autograph, nothing. I mean, this is the place to do it though. They're at the movie premiere. Right. You know, it sounds like you're made. Made his decision?

I was like, you might. I know I want to, I'll be too nervous. Get Paul Rudd to go and ask him. Yeah, my Paul. Paul. Get any huts in the sign this. Yeah, I'm pretty excited about Ghostbusters, man. What theater is it at? In New York? I don't actually know yet. Or are you going to LA for it, man. What theaters are that in New York?

I don't actually know yet. Are you going to LA for it? No, no, it's in New York. Yeah, they usually do it at the Lincoln Square one or the one in Union Square, but I don't know. Yeah, how did Bill Murray get this untouchable God-like aura about him? He is revered.

Yeah, I wonder that too. Like, what movie did I miss that he became like this God amongst actors that he is like like you said, he's like, he's like Pacino. No, he's like, um, De Niro was in the 90s. Yes. The way you and Kev were like, he's De Niro. Right. Yeah. Oh, De Niro. Oh, De Niro. Yeah. Yeah. You know, De Niro lost it, I think. Oh, De Niro right you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you you you know you know you know you and you can't quite do it. You know, it's, uh, yeah, but Bill Murray still young. Bill Murray, yeah, he's got that like, well, he went to a forum where he, where he, where

he wasn't when he did that elephant movie and stuff like that. He had a period. He dropped. No, he did a larger than life and he, remember, he did the Garfield movies. People weren't like Bill Murray. No, no, he did. He went to a period where where he had a fallow. He's a guy that he just picks very choosy about the roles. Well, he has no agent.

And the only way to reach him is he has a phone number with an answering machine and he never answers it. And if someone he knows or there's a project that sounds interesting, he'll call the person back. Really? He's just shot. You know what I mean? Yeah, like it seems like very hurt. He's in the, he's in the internals.

No, he's an M.A.3. Oh, okay. Yeah. He's an M.A.3. Yeah, as I say, it sounds like he's a very strange. Yeah, plus he's awesome. I mean, what has, I mean, look at the fucking movies he's done. Caddyshack.

He, you know, ever, what has he done that's not iconic. You know. I mean, what has I mean, look at the fucking movies he's done caddy shack. He's you know, ever what has he done That's not iconic. You know what I mean caddy shack car all the gardener is pretty iconic ghost busters one of the fucking stripes stripes I mean, you know meeple fucking meeple Even all the Wes Anderson movies. That's really what I think did it for him with the Wes Anderson movies with the Wes Anderson movies I think did it for him with the West Anderson movie with the West Anderson movies. Um, the one with Scar Jo too. What was that? Was that a West Anderson movie? That was Sophia Coppola.

Yeah, she was. But that was asked for West Anderson. I think it was all the, um, what was it? West Anderson movies, uh, like, uh, Royal Tenon bombs. Okay. Like life, life aquatic. It was the one in the, with a kid in the school. Oh, Rushmore.

I think Rushmore was the movie that made that that flipped this way for Bill Murray where people like holy shit this guy can also like act seriously now is he one of the few actors that you will see anything he's in yeah I say anything no matter what you're like Bill Murray's in it I'm gonna sit down and watch it yeah yeah I think so I know so yeah I go I'll probably see Doom 2 just like understand what the fuck was going on at the first and I get that director so good that I would go see Doom 2.

Like, De Niro had that, right? De Niro had like that, where that kind of like mystique about him that like anything he was in, like you and Kevin would have been like you would have absolutely go. Yeah, and when did you when did you become disillusioned with De Niro?

I think it wasn't a, it wasn't he in a movie with Marlon Brando? Oh with it with the island of dr. Moro where he was Was a different one it was like this Canadian crime drama. I think it was him in there But yeah, I mean at a certain point. I mean because he had fucking good fellows I had casino and like he was fucking on fire man in the 90s Well, the thing I hear about him is he just needs money. So he, he is a pride to do anything, right?

He's the world that grandpa shit came from. And that's it. If you meet his price, he'll show up and do it. So it's like someone could be like, well, let's just put a million dollars into getting him in. And then he'll do it. They'll do it. I Bruce Willis, but at what cost? Oh, he lost a Brian Johnson though.

So he would as a life or he thought for a general. I thought you were, you're talking about, I remember youis is in bed. But at what cost? He lost a Brian Johnson though. He was a lifeer, he thought for a denier. I thought you were talking about him. I remember you were talking about getting a deniero tattoo. Well, they got me. I got me. I got me. I got me.

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I got me. I got me. I got me. I got me. I got me. I got me. Yeah. Yeah. That's, I don't have anything else this week. How long have you been going? Oh, well, we're in 18 minutes. Okay. Where's that say 38 miles? I want 38 minutes.

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