Tell Em Steve-Dave - #507: F Las Vegas
Episode Date: February 8, 2022TESD returns with tales of snow and frustration. Celeb deaths. Dedicated to Brian Ruppert....
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He's got pizzazz, he's got plenty of fucking pizzazz. I guess so.
If Tom Brady was like wearing like one of those Bob backlin' Speedos. Oh, ha ha ha a long time in the making it's been this is
I think this is the longest we've gone without doing a show in a couple years. Yeah, that's easily in a couple years
Why what happened?
Well the first week we
We just couldn't get the schedules together, so yeah, we were like forget it. We'll just get to show this week
But then the second week was the snow.
Yeah, the snow was brutal, huh?
And we're not snowpussies, we would've come out
and the snow to do it.
Oh, oh, I forgot.
I almost forgot.
Thank God you mentioned the snow.
I would've forgot.
Can I dedicate this episode to somebody?
Sure.
Brian Rupert.
Rupert up at my house with a snow blower.
I thought all he was blowing.
Look at what the fuck.
What a, what a totty.
Jesus Christ.
Now I thought this was way better than like a gift card
to like Texas Roadhouse or Outback.
I thought like, you know, this is even better than a dinner.
I thought like a dedicated episode to Brian Rupert.
Rup.
I'm sure I'll sure. Same way. Hahaha.
Hahaha.
People like who's he?
We could.
Hahaha.
The guy broke his back for hours.
He's getting this bullshit return.
No, did he come down with a shovel or did he come down with a snowblower?
Snowblower.
Okay, that makes sense then.
Snowblower, yeah.
Um, gotta get one of those small-the-fuckers, man.
Who's out there 430 and the more you're like, who is that?
No.
But yeah, I am impressed with a snowblower.
I think it's time maybe, you know, I deem them, you know, they're here to stay, I think.
Okay.
No, I know you're not allowed to mow the lawn.
But are you allowed to use a snowblower? I question, you know, because I saw it, it's like if something gets lodged in there,
you can't take your finger off. Oh sure. Yeah. I'm like, I'm just gonna have
Rob just keep coming. Yeah. Yeah. You guys are blind if I keep that
dedicating episodes. It's a tradition now. It worked the first time we Would have forgot oh thank God you mentioned the snow because all the snow is gone now, right? Yes, I oh man
Forgotten just like Rob
Yes three weeks though you were even here I wasn't here for no I wasn't here for the snow lizard they were calling it
Yeah, the big nor Easter
Which since I wasn't here. How would you say it was in terms of like if some sure you've seen worse?
Remember snowpocalypse a couple years ago. Yeah, not even nearly as bad as that. Okay. Yeah, it was pretty like pleasant
It wasn't really that bad at all. I would say in a scale of 110,
I would put a solid five.
Yeah.
Right.
That's a five, six maybe.
It's shut.
Shut it down.
Oh, it sure did.
Well, I was, well,
we were married, Beth was like,
she kept hinting around like,
oh, my brother and his wife are going to be out
in Las Vegas from the 24th to
the 28th of January. And her parents live out there. So for her, it was like a little mini
reunion. And I didn't do what I wanted to do, which was to say, hey, I'll get you a ticket.
You can go out.
Take some, I'll get you and sage your ticket.
Yeah.
Take the catch, too, will you? Takes I'll get you and sage your ticket. Yeah
Take the catch to we yeah
But um parents haven't seen them it's all long
They miss them right they must miss them
they So I was like fine, you know like I'll get the tickets. I'll go out and I had some jet blue credit
So we're like fuck it. We'll go out from the 24th to the 28th now. That's a Monday through a Friday
Which to me felt long
Like it felt like it was gonna be a long time to just like do do family shit
What do you have to do family stuff the entire time or this are a time for like we're bright and get away and do what he wants to do?
I'm sure that there would have been a time for that, but like there's nothing there I wanted to do.
Oh, yeah, you don't want to go maybe just walk the strip.
No.
I've done it so many times.
I've been in a mood lately. I'm like, I don't want to do anything.
I'm like, I don't want to do anything. I'm like, I don't want to leave. And like even when we were in the hotel, the, I'm like, I just, I don't want to go out on the floor of the casino.
I don't want it, which is, if you're going to Las Vegas, it's weird the way they're,
their, their, their mask policy is where ours was probably like seven months ago.
We're like, you walk into the restaurant, you have to have it on. Once you sit down, you don't have to have it on.
And the, you know, of course, you need them in the casinos.
Like less, you're smoking.
Then you don't have to wear a mask.
And I ask you, what the fuck?
So there's all these old people just hanging out smoking
with the mask.
Everywhere?
You can smoke in the Finland city?
I didn't think so because I remember going to Lake City.
I'm not recall smelling any smoke.
There might be smoking sections in the
Atlantic City.
I think there are sections in the Atlantic City.
They say that these are sections in Atlantic City. Yeah. But this, I mean, they say that these are sections in
this Sam's Town in Las Vegas. That's where we stayed because it was down the street from
our parents house. But these are the biggest smoking sections I've ever been because everywhere
I went, somebody was smoking it. Wait a second. Sam's club has hotels? Sam's town. No,
not Sam's club. I've never heard of that before. What's that like?
He stayed at the Costco Center. Yeah.
So we were there. Then I once I was there, I found out that it was the brother and his wife
were going to be there until the 27th. So I really kind of made reservations going from the 24th to the 27th, we could have left
a day early and we would not have run into what we ran into, which was on that Thursday
or next fight, our next morning is our flight on Friday morning and I get a text from
JetBlue saying that it's canceled.
And I'm like, I'm not shocked because I've been reading about the snow and shit, but it's
pretty fucking disappointing so I have to get on
With Jeb Blue to make a reservation for a different flight because I'm like well hiking while the next day
You know, I don't want to stay here forever
So that wasn't gonna happen, but yeah, but you were coming back into like a shit storm right
So yeah, I'm surprised you were like, I gotta get home to shovel.
Well, I was hoping Rupp would come down.
No, it's just like, I actually like snowstorms and shit like that.
I like those natural sort of,
really?
Yeah, like hurricanes, like bad storms,
I like that sort of thing.
And it was just so fucking boring out there.
Like it was just so boring.
Wow, surprise.
Yeah, you didn't like go see some sights
or see some mountains.
Some shows.
Man, well, the one show that she wanted to go to,
the pen and teller they weren't there that week.
The week we were there.
But so about like sapphires or the spear met rhino,
get a little saucy with it, you know. Yeah, I don't
just I'm telling you my mood has been one of like I don't want to go anywhere. I'll be
around you. Do you think that's it's because of the winter? Yeah, because sometimes that happens.
That's I think I'm having a version of that too. I think it might be. I think the winter is
like it hasn't even been cold for that long. No, but in particularly rough.
We're at that point where it feels like it's, it's just too long.
Like it's just, now it feels like it's been going on forever.
It didn't about a week ago, but now it's like mother fucker, man.
Let's, let's hurry.
I just heard this alone.
It's stupid fucking ground hugged in and see a shadow.
So he's, no, that's not true, my friend.
Oh, yeah.
The, the, you know, the groundhog of record here on Staten Island, Staten Island
Chuck, who it must be, I'm sorry, not to be confused with COVID, Chuck.
Right.
When we put him in the ground, we hope he stays there.
But not, not, no, uh, um, stand on Chuck has a better record than Pucks
Atton. If Pucks Atton he feel looks, looks like a bitch, a newbie compared to
stand on Chuck. Really? Yeah. And stand on Chuck predicted, uh, spring is on
on its way, my friend. Oh, good. And it's coming fast. Yeah. So don't, don't, don't worry
about that, that poser in Pucks Atton.
It's coming fast. Yeah, so don't don't worry about that that poser in Puxitani.
Ha ha ha.
Stupid asshole.
Why didn't he go to him anymore?
I don't know.
But so they tell me anyway, they tell me, okay,
your flight's canceled.
So obviously I have to get in contact with them
so I can rescind you on another flight.
And they're like, and when I'm on the app,
it's like, hey, why don't you try chat, it's faster.
The further weight from the time I started the chat
until we wrapped it up, was like four hours and 12 minutes.
Oh my goodness.
It was, and that's why I was just like, like,
we're doing stuff for Patreon.
This Monday and two of the movies,
I watched them two times in a row.
You're really versatile.
I'm extremely versatile in these movies.
Yeah.
So I got to what the guy, he finally sets it up and he's like, okay, your flight is for
the next day, which would have been Saturday at the same time, which was like 1050 in the morning.
And I thought it was a little bit hopeful.
I thought it was a little optimistic
because of the way, you know,
because I texted with you that night
and you were like, it's starting to come down pretty bad.
So I'm like, I wasn't surprised,
I wouldn't have been surprised if it got canceled,
but they didn't cancel it.
What they did was, as I'm looking at it,
I was like, okay, it's still on the flight,
still on it was like the night before.
All of a sudden, it changes to Las Vegas to JFK.
So they cancel the flight into Nork.
And they...
And so then you have to drive from JFK home?
So then I would have to drive from JFK.
Well, note, to get to Nork where my car was.
Oh.
And I'm like, I don't know.
I was like, is there a shuttle or something?
The guy's like, nah.
You said I rent a car.
Basically, yeah, because you like rent a car
or try to like take public transportation or whatever.
I mean, I would've come in, got ya, bud.
That's, you know, I said to Mary Beth,
I was like, these are the moments where,
like, is this what it was at night?
Oh, forget, don't forget, you, it is,
it is fucking coming down horrendously at this point
when he lands a JFK. That's six in the morning
It's a pleasure out there. That's what I got a Wrangler for baby. Oh, that's got that thing is where we'll drive
Four-wheel drive. I got the Rubicon too with the big Tias. Oh, it'd be perfect
I said that to Mary Beth. I was like there's one person. I know who who lives nearby and
Could help and would help, but
he wouldn't come get me. He would send a car.
I wouldn't come. Of course I wouldn't, man. But I was just like, what the fuck? I mean,
I'm not going to try to get in there like when everybody else is probably wondering what
the fuck's going on too. Because I like, I'm the only one with my hands up in the air.
And I don't wanna do that.
So I have to get back on chat to be like,
I'm gonna cancel this flight.
Before that, Mary Beth had gone on,
she found something in United that was like on Monday.
So I get back another four hours on chat.
And I swear I'm not exaggerating on that,
like, saying like, it was like four hours.
It was fucking four hours. So you're just waiting for someone to come on and talk to you. Yeah.
Okay. And I have to get my ear out so I don't fucking miss that thing, you know.
So I get on the phone with them and I was like, well, why would you guys just randomly assign me
an airport like in a different state? Not even like a neighboring airport you know I mean I guess it's neighboring but
it's like it's in a totally different state like how can you expect me to get
home they're just like they had no answers like jet blue really like I
understand it was a snow storm and thousands of flights got canceled and
everything but jet blue fucking really dropped the ball I wasn't gonna be one of
those assholes on Twitter like jetBlue. I'm just disappointed with your service, you know.
So then I was talking to them about, you know,
I was like, you know, I don't wanna go into JFK,
Wednesday next time, this would have been Saturday.
Like Wednesday next time I can get into,
into Nork, and they're like,
right now, the earliest flight is Wednesday.
I was like, what the fuck?
Like, how do you do it?
Like, how are you able to do that?
I just tell people, like, yeah, you're fucked for five days.
Because fuck you, that's why.
I guess so.
I figured that out.
Yeah.
Oh, I think if you had just sent her on her own,
you would have had all these bonus days to yourself
to let me know.
Just sit around and look,
curate your own manliness, you know?
Yeah.
I probably would have been fucking wandering around the house,
talking to myself in my bathrobe.
I like, he did say that about you didn't he?
Yeah, I was like, what do you forget to take medications?
Yeah, that was the other thing.
I didn't bring enough medication for the whole trip.
So I was out of meds for like five days too.
So you came home on one you took the Wednesday flight?
No, I got home Monday night.
Okay, we got home Monday night on a United
flute. Yeah, we're like into JFK. No, it's into a Northcom. I'd like to
fuck that. And it's just like, I mean, it's like a day of like you, you don't
do it. So you don't know what it's like, but no, but like a day of travel on a
plane is like it's fucking fucking from your house to the fucking shuttle
service, the shuttle service to the airport,
the fucking airport to wherever the fuck you're going,
wherever the fuck you're going,
to really, you know, the hotel from there.
And it just, it takes all day.
Like it's just a total burnt day.
I know people are like, oh,
oh, fucking poor pussy,
you'd fuck a stuck in Las Vegas,
how awful for you.
Well, everyone else was like,
hey, I don't have any electric.
But are you, but I know you have a good relationship
where you're in laws, but that much time with them good
or you just, you peeled off and saved the hotel room.
I hung out in the hotel room a little bit,
until a certain point where it was like,
all right, you're gonna be here until Monday
I'm like I really want to spend two more days in a hotel so we just stayed at their house for two days
And what you're done hurt that's not bad her dad's active. He's out there playing pickleball and shit and all kinds of stuff
Yeah, and then she can she hangs out with her mom. Did you play did you play pickleball with him?
No, I was you embarrassed myself in front of a bunch of fucking jury metrics? You and dad head over to the pickleball court together.
We're going to take him right dad. That does bring up something in a
interesting question. Like Mary Beth and her brother call her parents Mama and Papa,
which is like their names for him. Yeah, that's, it's still Mama and Papa. Mama and Papa, which is like their name's form. Yeah, that's still Mama and Papa.
Mama and Papa, that's who they are.
That's a unique, you don't see many people
call their parents Mama and Papa,
and it's usually my or dad.
Right, and even they refer to each other,
like the parents refer to each other
as Mama and Papa.
It's very hands-on, Gretel, kind of like Goldilocks.
It's a very old school, you know, from another
era.
Right, you just don't hear it.
Now, yes, the answer is yes.
You must start calling the mom and mom.
Funny you should say that, because when I was sitting there waiting for the god damn jet blue guy to come on his
Her brother's wife. She who's I think she's 30
Was talking to Mary Beth mom and referred to her as mama
They heard like he she calls them mama pop it just like the other ones do
Right and I asked Mary Beth
I was like is it too late in the game for me to get in on it?
But the wife has been dating the brothers
since like high school, so like she's been around forever.
But a relative newcomer.
I think they might even be touched.
Yeah.
They might even be just like, you know,
may just bring the whole family unit
even closer together.
I don't think you could just do it out of the blue.
I think you have to be
at the dinner table and be like, I'd like to announce. I'd like to know if it would be okay if I
start calling you Mama and Papa. I would like that. I don't know if you would, but I know I sure Did you talk to Mary Beth about it because
She seemed to think that it wouldn't be like
We reviewed is crazy
And I was like that is that is out there man
I was like somebody a couple years older than me and I'm called I'm nomad papa
I think I gotta do it man You remember how you used to make fun of me? When I was
hooked up with that girl, how you said I'd have to wear pajamas pajamas that are fucking
family thing every year because they all did. Oh, every Christmas day. These are adults
Walt. These are fully formed adults. These are people in their 30s and the family gets together
every Christmas and they wear pajamas all day. They eat the old comedy. I've seen folks like that.
So, you know, Johnson said to me that I'd have to start wearing pajamas on Christmas if I kept
like going out with this girl. And I rejected it. I said I would never do it. I said I will never wear
And I rejected it. I said I would never do it. I said I will never wear those pajamas. And I tortured me with it. I believe, you know, that you definitely would stick to your guns, but do you
probably realize it was probably the reason that you're no longer with this person?
Yeah, you know what? You might be right.
But I think now it like old I think that was just a young man's foolishness. I think I should have put on the pajamas
Yeah, it was just a rebelliousness. They're like you're not gonna tell me that's corny. That's gay Yeah, it's just self-conscious and like you know not confident right today. I'd put on those fucking pajamas, though man
You would want to, you feel like,
there's a new rule.
Everybody has to wear pajamas.
So I would go with mom and papa, I would.
Like, what are you gonna do, not call them that?
Where's the point in that?
Like, what's that gonna do?
Just not get to it, right?
You go on, sit here shaking his head like, no.
I still don't call my mother-in-law anything.
I don't even say her, I just say,
I just never, ever address like her as anything.
Just talk to her, but never say like her first name
or call her mom or anything.
I just go out of my way to stop to try to find easy ways
to address her without actually saying her name.
You.
Oh, no, you know what I do? I call her God because that's what my girl's call her.
Right. That's the easy way out.
But you don't call her that to her. You just refer to her.
No, no, I actually, actually not I think about it. Yeah, because I I have called her God when it's just me and her in the room.
But I'll say you know the funny way. Hey God
Okay, you know not like where I'm like
God
We got just call her parents God let me figure it out. I thought for I would I would have bet the farm
That the only kids on the planet that referred to their their grandma
But the only kids on the planet that referred to their grandma were my kids calling her a god.
I was wrong.
A lot of people call their grandmother god.
You know, when I would see it out and about over the course of, you know, as my kids grew
up and we were at different family functions or at places like amusement parks or water
parks and the grandmother's were there, I would hear other kids call their grandmother. God
In my mind. Yeah, I can imagine
You could you figure in a world of six billion people I
Never heard anybody refer to as a any grandparent refer to as God. I never have before before your kids
We we wanted to a restaurant out there
where it was pretty good places
because the Blueberry just breakfast place,
Blueberry House or something.
And I'll right print it on the menu.
It says that there's a buzzer that goes off intermittently.
And that's to remind the wait staff where, you know, the whole restaurant
staff to wash their hands, they're to wash their hands when that buzzer goes off, no
matter what they're doing. And if you would notice your server not washing their hands,
can you please report them?
I was like, when the fuck did it become my job?
Is there a sink right in the dining room where you could witness the weight stairs
washing their hands?
I did see one area where there was a sink where there was like coffee and tea and that
kind of shit.
And there's a sink and when the buzzer went off one dude did go to that sink.
But otherwise I'm like, how the fuck would you know?
Like how could you possibly know if they washed their hands or not?
You know, they're all in the back,
like where they would have to go into the bathroom
and it's like they're exactly where you're not.
Well, I've never heard of that before though,
like a little bell that just like,
it's almost like the Texas Roadhouse
when there was a certain point where everybody had to start dancing.
It was our line dancing.
It's like stop doing now.
I don't know why they stopped maybe because of COVID.
Maybe the six foot rule, it makes you not have to line dance
from an embarrassing fuck demeanors off in front of the...
You really should.
So you didn't have to get up in dance while it was just the staff?
Yeah, you've never been to the Texas where they just all of a sudden,
the waiter and waitresses just start line dancing. Oh
My god, it was a huge thing. Yeah, it was never a while. I would watch some of the some of the waiters waiters and wait staff
You could see it in their eyes. They loved every second of it
They were just like their like their mouths were open like flies and shit flying in there so fucking happy
They're like with these biggest fattest grins and then you walk you'll you go down the line
You would see those three and we're just dead inside being like why do I have to do this?
I know what side of that I'd be on
It would be fucking great if you if the customers had to get up and Walt was getting up in line dancing every time
He was getting a Texas road out there. If I can dance was like I have the security footage of
Walt by dancing. We could like sell it as an NFT or some shit.
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Yeah, what is that?
Holy shit.
Fucking, yeah, somebody just told me
what this means the other day,
and I can't remember what it is,
but somebody explained it to me,
because I was like, what was that?
That's crazy that this would come up,
because I dismiss it as nonsense.
I was like, well, I don't have to remember this,
and here I am.
I'm gonna quiz the's later about it.
It must mean like spreading out with like all your arms
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What does it, isn't a butthole called a starfish?
It is.
Yeah, chocolate starfish.
I have to think that that's what they mean.
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That's true.
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A little reluctant to bring it up, but it might mean something.
I noticed like when Marybeth uses the bathroom,
it's like an inordinate amount of time.
But girls always go into the bathroom.
It seems that's one of the things that I'm going to do.
I'm going to do a little bit of the bathroom. It's like an inordinate amount of time.
But girls always go into the bathroom and it seems that's one of the
stereotypes. Right. That girls spend much longer in the bathroom than guys do. Yeah, but this is like, what are you doing, man? Like, like, like
20 minutes. That's not that long. That's not that long. No, not at all. That doesn't sound that long
I thought you're gonna say like 45 minutes or something like that
There are times when I probably approaches that I'm saying like an average like 20 minutes
He's just to take like a run of the mill like drop a doose or is she in there getting ready for you?
No, she's not getting ready or anything and I haven't asked I think I think what she does is she like picks it like her
or anything, and I haven't asked. I think what she does is she picks it like her,
her hair like with tweezers, she like plucks hairs and stuff.
So I think she gets caught up in that.
She's got a fine hair, she's got a, you know,
they're not easy to find on her.
Like those white blondish hairs
got to be like impossible to find.
That's true.
Now I don't take this the wrong way though,
but like isn't that the only time
that she's not like in your presence though?
So like,
I think it's worth it or it's worth it for her
to go to the fucking, the smelliest room in the house to get away from me. So like, do you think it's worth it or it's worth it for her to go to the
fucking the smelliest room in the house to get away from me?
Oh, I mean, just get some alone time.
I mean, other than that, our bathroom time, is she,
you know, are you guys ever apart?
You know, I'm usually hoarded in and I'm like,
what's going on in there?
What's all that tweezin' noise I hear?
But, you might be right, maybe as she's just like,
it's time away, whatever.
Just a little time to recharge the batteries.
But, unless they were also sick of me,
when we went out to dinner on two separate occasions.
Her brother went to the bathroom,
and he was in there for a good 15 to 20 minutes.
I don't think it has anything to do with you.
And then her mom, 15 to 20 minutes and I was like this bathroom in a restaurant.
In a restaurant.
That's unusual, right?
Usually that's the odd.
Most of the time people in a public restroom want to get in and out as quickly as possible
unless they can't. Now where were you guys eating? any kind of weirdo restaurants? No, this was it got like
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Chalka starfish and going out
No, actually was I'm sorry it was this it was
Would you say you
San Francisco was Weird freaky shit. I'm sorry. it was the, it was, what did you say, Kiel? San Francisco cuisine.
Weird freaky shit.
I'm sorry, it actually was the same,
it was the same night.
We went to, it's called Texas State, Brazil
and what they do is they have like,
Brazilian food.
A fey.
No, it's not really a Brazilian,
it's just a lot of meat.
Like they come around with meat on skewers
and they like cut it off.
It's like, hey, do you want some sirloin,
hey, do you want some flank steak,
hey, do you want some chicken parm? So this is more of a not like
it's not European food or different from different lands. This is American food.
This is American meat. American meat, but I will say that on the buffet there was barely
anything I would eat. There was a lot of like cheeses and like meats,
like pepperonis.
I mean, a mixed cheese.
I mean, you're gonna be in a bathroom for a while
unless you're,
unless you can hold it till you get home.
Yeah, I don't think they were interested in that.
I'm sure they didn't think that you had a fucking timer going on
and you were timing the whole family either
You're that fucking bored in Las Vegas
And I tell you I said the merry bath afterwards. I was like going to the bathroom is a hotel is no casual affair
What's going on in there?
You didn't go in and just like I'm gonna go check on your brother just see what's
I'm gonna believe in what we know is known as that I was about to put up on your brother to see what's going on. I'm going to believe in nobody else notice that.
I was about to put up a missing poster for the guy.
Oh, yeah, so that was about it.
So you didn't do any casinos?
You didn't like gamble?
I didn't gamble.
Mary Busted.
She lost some money.
She played a roulette, a craps like electronic craps.
And then some of the slots like Slot and she,
but like I know I'm gonna lose.
Like I go in there knowing I'm gonna lose this money,
so I'm like it's not fun for me.
Oh, I mean, I think, you know, everybody except, you know,
I'm sure there's some people going not thinking
they're gonna win, but I think everybody has a like that,
not where it's like that fucking dejected though,
but like,
I was like,
I'm a real estate outlooked at,
like I'm probably gonna lose,
but I'm gonna have some fun while doing it.
Yeah, that's what she said.
She was like, I always fun.
I was like, this doesn't sound fun to me.
I like gambling, man.
I don't love it.
Like, once I hit a thousand dollars, I start freaking out.
But if you can stretch out like a whole evening at a card table,
I fucking love it, dude. I think it's good to go.
I'm starting to miss Vegas. I'm starting to miss Casino.
It's like, all that shit I'd love to get in on. Yeah.
Yeah.
Was just a little apparent when she was like,
and that was the other thing that she was like,
oh, I want to go out there with my brother sister.
Sister, her out there.
I want to go out there with my brother sister out there.
So like, fine.
Make the fuck a reservation.
She's ready to leave by Wednesday.
But we got there Monday and she's like, I don't know.
Like, I got to see him now.
She wants to fucking leave.
What the fuck?
So she said no more Vegas for a while
I'd say just sweet 16 this week too. Oh, yeah, yep
It was February first
But that's the other reason we had to get home because like Wednesday was the second sound like a camera sir birthday
Was it a super, super sweet 16?
Did you get it like something with spinners?
Yeah, we got her a Cadillac.
She didn't like the color so she started bitching about it.
Now, she got like a luggage set.
She got a whole bunch of stretchy, like what do they call leggings, that kind of thing.
Well, did she ask for luggage?
That's an unusual request from a child.
No, she needed luggage.
Oh, okay.
But she knows if she has luggage,
she's gonna go somewhere so she liked it.
All right.
And she got like video games and shit like that for her.
Oh yeah, what system does she play?
She plays the Nintendo DS and Xbox 360.
Now Xbox one, she plays. She never stopped shouting whether it's like like she plays the wrestling game. So she's really in there. She's like one,
two, she's counting, she's doing the Ric Flair woo, she like all this shit. She does,
she does. Is it a Ric Flair though? Who is that? Yeah, she does that all this shit. Like she does, she does a reclared though. Who, who, is that him?
Did she do that?
Yeah, she does that all the time.
I'm like, you're doing it.
I'm like, she'll get on to the living room clear away,
like put all the furniture to the sides
and then she'll like rally pretend she's wrestling.
Of course, she's screaming the other person's cheating
and she's like, but then she does something very similar
with like, are you familiar with Minecraft?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
It's like video game.
Yeah, it's like you get it.
Everybody looks like a block.
Yeah.
And you just build houses and stuff.
It's probably like the most laid back Zen game you could imagine, but she's in their
shouting and screaming.
And she's like, the boy's ruined our house.
Right.
Like a maniac. And I'm like, I wonder if at some age,
it's gonna stop where she's like not talking to herself
and make it shit up in her head and...
I don't know.
I would, if I had to gamble, I would say that
it's probably something.
Probably here to stay.
Yeah.
I would.
How Walt, have you been going to the office? I mean, I haven't really been to touch with you guys for the past couple of weeks
I you know things working pretty hard over here, so I haven't I'm sorry about that
But like what's I do wonder like what's going on in the office? Can I get an update?
What is going on at the office since the last time we were
Together we were together. Not a heck of a whole lot.
It's been pretty quiet.
I mean, after the holidays,
we haven't had many visitors.
I would say on average,
or after Christmas and January to now,
we've averaging about one customer a week.
A week, a week, okay.
But I've been bringing the dogs though.
They become regular employees of the office. I've been seeing the dogs though they become regular employees of the of the office
I've been seeing them on their it's on the Instagram feed. Yeah, Cooper is a problem though
He just we just can't break him of trying to fuck get him's leg
It's just unbelievable. It's just so annoying because he just won't stop
Does he do that to many legs? Yeah, yeah, he will do it to anybody's leg except mine
and he's horny and he's fixed too.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, I don't know what it is.
I mean, we even got told one time
that we had to take him out of his daycare
because he couldn't come because he wasn't neutered.
And my wife was like, he's neutered. I have the paperwork, well, she goes, well, he doesn't act like he's neutered. And my wife was like, he's neutered.
I have the paperwork, well, she goes,
well, he doesn't act like he's neutered.
He's trying to hump everything.
And yeah, it's kind of embarrassing.
He actually got someone's leg,
one of the one customers per week, he got his leg.
And I looked down and he didn't notice it.
But I swear to God, it was one of the most embarrassing things
that ever happened. He either he ejaculated or he pissed on his leg while doing it.
Oh my God. These are the dogs you bring it to the office. He didn't notice it. Why do we
have one customer a week everybody wonders? I just kind of played it off. I was like,
oh come on Cooper leave it alone. I wasn't going to be like, and that one the guy left, I looked at him and was like,
did you see that? I go, he's never done that. I go, did he, did release anything?
And he goes, he definitely did.
I have to, I have to assume that the person that happened to
was probably listening. This is a dog guy.
They're not sure who, like, they're like, wait a second, that sounds like me.
listening. He's a dog guy.
They're not sure who, like, they're like, wait a second, that sounds like me.
Well, he, you know, it was, it's crazy.
I met a lot of ants recently who make the time to come in and it doesn't bother me, but
it is strange that in this guy was one of them.
He was like, yeah, I haven't listened since episode like 350.
So I heard like 150 episodes behind, you know, but they're still fans and they still
want to see the place
Which is cool, but yeah, so he might not be listening if he's on the 50 episodes behind
He might he might hear this in about two years. Oh my god
Don came on me
Oh
So so wow are big news so get him's leg is getting hummed constantly
Well, it's the only action he's getting then he doesn't look like he's that upset by it.
So Gittem's getting out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So how's Gittem doing as an employee?
Is there a performance review I could read or something
like that?
Or I actually don't do any kind of paperwork about it.
But if I had to be honest and give him some, you know,
grade him for for the for his bosses, you know, for you guys who you are his bosses. Sure.
Like, I mean across the board, I would say he's he's satisfactory.
And every, every instance, I mean, I really don't have any, I mean, you know, he doesn't act super excelling anything,
but he won't, what I give him a chance to do,
he gets it done.
So where's the room for improvement on this,
on the, on the boy room for improvement?
I really don't know.
I really, I'm that.
You should loosen up and just let his leg get up
It was it was funny the other day
We have to get a whole bunch of shit out in the mail all the gifts and stuff and I ran out of a certain size box
I didn't want to order a case of these boxes because I only needed four and you had to order 50 of them
If you want to order them from like one of these online suppliers. So I'm sitting in myself and I'm like,
well what if we go to the liquor store in the plaza and just ask for old boxes. And then
I even had the better idea. I was like, my daughter now works at Aldi, which is a grocery
store, which is like a minute from here. And so I was like, I'm going to ride over there.
I said, I haven't seen her at work yet.
I'm gonna pop in all the in-ascar if she can get me
four brown boxes of a certain size.
And so I walk in and I find her in an aisle.
And this is what she does all day.
It's crazy.
I tell her, you are so fucking lucky.
You have a job, I said, because this is not needed.
They can get rid of you in a heartbeat like I said.
Oh, she's doing this braided product,
like bringing it up towards the front of the shelf.
Fronting the shelves.
Yeah.
And I go over and I go, I go,
this is, this is, how long you've been doing this?
I said, she's, I've been doing this since 11 AM.
This is like 5 AM.
Oh my God.
And I'm like, just bringing stuff to the front.
I said, wow, I said, I go, I go, look, do me a favor.
I said, I need four boxes.
I need brown boxes. And she goes, oh, they're a favor. I said, I need four boxes. I need brown boxes.
And she goes, oh, they're all the boxes she said
are right at the beginning of the aisle.
They just throw all their empty boxes in this wire rack.
You ever see like in a Walmart or a cameart
where they used to throw play balls,
like those big bouncy balls.
Oh, yes, sure.
Well, they have one of those and they just put empty boxes in it.
So I'm like, okay, cool.
I'll go over and I'll rummage through the
The bin I said look for the proper box. I need but all their boxes at all the
Their boxes that are ready to be displayed so you just rip the top off and then you put the the lower half of the box that had that has all the
Product in it you just lay it on the on the counter
So I was like so I walk over to her
and I said, I go, no, no, I need different boxes.
I said, I need brown boxes.
These boxes aren't good enough.
Right.
Hey you.
And she goes, those are the ones we have.
And I go, stop, I said, there's no way
they just deliver it like this.
I said, I go, just go in the back
and just see if they have these boxes.
And she goes, I can't go in the back right now.
And I go, why will you get in trouble?
I said, or is it because you won't?
Because you don't feel like going in the back.
And at this point, some lady comes over
and she's like, do we have a problem?
To you?
Yeah.
I just look at her and I'm like, what?
And it goes, what is going on?
And at least it just goes, this is my dad.
And I was like, oh, and I just immediately go, yeah, yeah, I go do you have any boxes in the back?
Both look at each other and I think you tell me so really boxes we have it because I told them
Alright, I got to the at home, and I just walked away
We'll discuss this further
Do we have a problem?
Yeah, she thought I was harassing her as just some customer.
But she says that's what happens.
People come in and they get,
there is a lot of rude people out there.
Especially now, at least she's been telling me that
She's had like four different jobs in the past year, but like everyone she says is like people will just talk to you
So crazy as if like you were like nothing
Which I guess what she was I was doing was like
I know there's boxes in the back and you just are too lazy to walk back there and get him for me
There's a problem. Yeah, there's a problem. She's holding out on the boxes. Why you save it all these boxes?
Then I finally found them. I actually stopped at a liquor store in the plaza
It was a one that actually gave me the mother load of good boxes.
Oh yeah.
It's a rubbed interface when you got home.
That's good, and now she could care less.
We have been, it's been so long since we got together, we haven't addressed any of the
major celebrity deaths that came down the pike.
Forget it.
Why, who died?
Well you had Bob Sagitt.
Bob Sagitt was the power.
Oh yeah, Bob died. That comedian, Bob Candy. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know.
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I don't know. I don't know. I don me loaf was COVID right? I think I don't know about the other guys
But um then they have an announce I get yeah, I thought it's just a heart attack. Oh, okay
I don't think the corner declared an official reason yet
But yeah, me love his last word
What I mean like some of his last words were like, he's like,
if I die, I die, you know, like that kind of shit.
Because he's like, I won't get the shot.
Because he didn't want to get the shot.
Yeah.
I don't know why people do that.
It's just like, you know, it's like karma, maybe.
Have you ever heard of it?
There's a lot of people in the paper who are like,
I wish I had never said that.
I wish I had never said that.
I wish I had never done that.
So if I can just impart to you, you know,
listen, go get the vaccine or whatever the vaccination.
It's almost a death to me.
It basically is a death.
Combrady retired.
Oh, I saw that.
Yeah, I was wondering how you were feeling about that.
I don't know how it would feel.
I feel it probably was a, probably was a smart move on it.
He's so smart and he has to have beat.
There has to be more than a reason than just like,
it's time to go spend some more quality time
on my family.
Because it looked like he was excelling even at last year.
He led the league and passing.
Led the league in yards, touchdowns,
completion, so it's, he is actually leaving leading
in every statistical category, he's leaving
on such a high note.
And I wonder what it is that, like, he had to see something
in his game, then like, something that he had to see something in his game that led to something
that nobody else can see.
Like something so minor he must have saw him
was like, I can't do it anymore.
And nobody else can see.
Or I'm like, I'm not about to,
it's like I'm at the end of being able to do it.
Like you just saw the clock ticking out, maybe.
I mean, yeah, it has to be because nobody would walk away
with a season he had.
If they're not worried, like they do not want any possibility
of like struggling in that last year,
and everybody remembering him struggling.
That's my feeling.
But I thought it was a weird coincidence.
He retired after 22 years.
Guess who else retired after 22 years?
You?
Yep.
From the stash?
From the stash, yeah.
I thought it was, I thought that had to be a coincidence, right?
Right.
I've been trying to get a hold of time to tell him.
Wow.
Would you say you're the goat of the secret stash stuff?
No, you could never say that.
That's for other people to say.
They are saying it, aren't they?
I mean, they should be.
But I don't know if I can, like's weird because I have like the passion kind of was
extinguished
For the devils and now the one guy that I was so really interested in
Watching the NFL will no longer be playing. I
Wonder if you know my interest levels will also win
You know for for that and then I'll be left
Fucking just rooting for nothing.
I don't know, dude, maybe this is the time
you start watching professional wrestling.
Huh?
I, I, it's all fucking choreographed though, isn't it?
It's like it's all pre-testing.
It's all pre-testing, but there's a skill,
I mean, so, yeah, not so,
it's easy to show this.
So, you know what those guys do is phenomenal
and like unbelievably athletic.
I tell a story.
Right, but I just don't know how I could root
for something that's like rooting for the Mandalorian.
You know, he's got to win at the end.
No, you don't know who's gonna win.
We're Spider-Man.
It's like, oh come on, Spider-Man, oh my God,
I can't believe it, I'm on the edge of my seat.
Not me.
Do you think about it?
You could start watching it and like this,
this and wrestlers, I think that you would like this
and guys that like wear the face paint and fucking get
weird and freaky with it.
There's a guy now called Dan Housen who looks like
if he was a barren themed wrestler.
Baron von Flanagan themed. Yeah, he kind of looks like if he was a barren themed wrestler.
Baron von Flanagan themed. Yeah, he kind of looks like like that.
Really?
And he's awesome and he puts like curses on people
and shit like that and talks in this weird voice.
He's almost like, who's the guy?
Sven Goole was 50 years younger in a wrestler.
He's awesome, he's fantastic.
What wrestler? I don't know if he's a good as he on He's awesome, he's fantastic. What wrestling circuit is he on?
And he just started an AW, but if you go to YouTube,
you type Dan Housen, you'll see a bunch of videos
with him and it's shit.
How can I put into words?
I don't think I'm not doing it properly.
What is it, you know me?
Could you see me rooting for wrestling?
Like following it, like in living and dying on it,
like I did, like, I mean, get him to see me here.
Like when Brady was like, you know,
it's like, I'm like, I'm up, I'm down,
I'm like, I'm holding my head, it's like, you know,
I can't sit still, I don't think I could ever
fuck a muster up that kind of level of like interaction
or wrestler.
It would be like, you watching an episode of Tom and Jerry and like rooting for Jerry
like you're all over the room like, come on, don't let Tom get him.
He was true. He was not happy with that, is that what you, it's not true at all.
It's telling a story, man. You don't know how it's gonna end. I mean, you know how Tom and Jerry's gonna end.
I don't know how it's gonna play itself out, wrestling, but I also know that, like, you know, it's scripted, though.
It's hard to get over that. I know the fanbase is somehow some way
The people who love it are able to overlook that and I
Question how they're able to do that
My question that I cue
You don't read a fucking comic book and be like this isn't real. I can't read this
book for the,
for just the outcome alone. It's the art. It's the, the writing. It's the,
there's a lot more that goes into it. I guess you're doing for wrestling as well.
That's I'm saying. Like you don't think all that's there. Like in wrestling,
it's all there. It's like there's a skill to it. It's the, it's the, they build
storylines. They they they have
Characters they they have storylines
Who's your favorite right now? Who do you root for more like who do you want to see have the belt and as are some guys
Are just never gonna get the belt you just know some guys who are never gonna get the belt. Yeah, that to me feels like
That's tough to deal with all right
Well, I don't know I if I was them It feels like it, that's tough to deal with, all right?
Well, I don't know. If I was them, I would certainly wanna have a shot at it,
but it's about like, do they have the charisma?
Can they connect with the audience?
Like, how are they on the mic?
There's all stuff that goes into it that,
you know what?
You know what?
Maybe Tom Brady will get into wrestling now.
That would be pretty crazy.
And he becomes the best wrestler of all time. I would root for it.
I'd be into wrestling then. If Tom Brady was like wearing like one of those Bob backlin'
Speedos. I don't think my nose will talk about screaming into the mic with his fucking with his like me high fucking
leather boots. I mean it sounds awesome you want to watch that? I would watch that.
It would be amazing. He's lost his mic. I was just reading an article where he'll
probably be the first billionaire quarterback ever. Really? He's getting into a lot of, like,
he's getting into those NTF shit, though.
He's gonna buy a team, right?
Eventually?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I mean, I would imagine if he wanted to get into that,
he could do it.
He did a clothing line recently.
And I wasn't that impressed with the clothing line line either. It's just kind of real bland.
Is it like sports types? It's like, yeah, it's like hoodies and sweatpants, but like there's no like
design flare. It's just his name on it like with block letters that you would find like on
like the most fucking common font that you could find on the internet.
But it's selling like, I mean,
the prices that he's charging for the clothes
is fucking insane.
Maybe they're high quality clothes.
Yeah, oh, I'm sure they are.
Yeah.
But how much money does he need?
Like that you're gonna open up a clothing line
because only headaches come with it.
I mean, you know, okay, yeah, the first launch went well, but yeah, but what about when you launched the next one in a teeth aren't in there?
Is he gonna be able to rebound like we did?
I don't know
This is just we'll be able to be able to say this special edition
Just the same
How do I turn this pilot shit into lemonade I know
Just just carry on with the same exact plan that I had
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wrap up like and then I just walk away. I would like to think that I don't want to walk
away until I can just fucking walk away. You know what I mean? Like I'm not going to
want to start up a clothing line. You know what I mean? I just want to get into relaxation
though. Exactly. That's where I'm like, I mean, he doesn't need it.
So I wonder what drives him to like opening up a clothing line.
Yeah, I don't know.
Everybody does it.
You know, I saw Ellen has a clothing line.
Yeah.
Well, they just slapped their name on it mostly, right?
And then they sell it.
But Kathy Ireland is worth like, isn't she worth like over,
like a half a billion dollars?
Yeah, that Mary Kate and Ashley Olson, same thing they they became pretty rich through their
Yeah, so it's hard to argue with it. I guess if you have the opportunity, because I guess if they're if they're like, look,
your name is Tom Brady, you, he's not designing the clothes.
He's not fucking doing any of the real work that paintings to put his name on some stuff, right?
And if they're like, and that will generate you $230 million
over the next two years, you'd be like,
okay, fuck yeah.
Yeah.
We're talking about, even if I just give it to my kids
to spend on cars who gives a shit,
like why wouldn't you do it?
Because you open yourself up for needless criticism though.
Like it does, from like, well, I mean,
because people look at the line and they're just kind of like that's the new line it's kind of like just no pizzazz.
There's so far there's only one guy second this time right?
So if it's between making millions upon millions of dollars or
being accused of lacking pizzazz I probably just I take the money. I would I'd be like all right. I don't have pizzazz
Yeah, yeah, you're right. You're right
Yeah, it's all scared, but I always worry about like I just don't want anybody like criticizing him though
Me off I can just stop everybody I see criticism of myself on the internet that doesn't bother me as much as what I see people go after him
He's got pizzazz he's got plenty of fucking pizzazz.
He can't, I don't think he gets slowed down, not that type of guy, right?
I'm just hoping that he doesn't get tempted to come back.
He doesn't get lured back next year.
That was very difficult at his age to like step back into it and just pick up where he left off.
I think it would be, it would be an amazing story
if he could do it, but you're also just like,
I just hope he doesn't try to do that
because it could really leave that impression.
You know, like Jordan, he came back
and nobody fondly remembers
any of that arrow where he was on the wizards.
And I just don't hope he doesn't fall victim to that temptation like I can still do this.
Didn't he buy the wizards?
Yeah, he was part owner.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think that's probably had a lot to do with it while he came back.
I don't think he cared about his fucking legacy or record. He's like, how do I get people to come to these games? How do I make the wizard a real name?
Or so I'm sure it was more marketing than anything else.
I can't imagine he didn't, he's the type of guy that didn't care. I think he had to think that
he could do it. I mean, because when you when you spend your whole life doing it,
you just think, you know, you could just do it until... I mean, the best I can.
I think it's very difficult to realize like that moment where you can't do it.
And I wonder like what happened to Brady that made him go, I can't do this at this
level, I expect that on myself. And I wonder what it was that made him realize that.
That's the question that people should be asking him.
was that made him realize that. That's the questions that people should be asking them.
Hmm, yeah, not the bullshit fucking questions.
I see them fucking him.
All soft balls.
Yeah.
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When I was, when,
oh, and I know this, this has got trigger UQ,
but when I go to hotels,
I usually just turn on HLN
because that's the station that has all the forensic files.
Oh yeah.
It shows on it.
We just do marathons and that and commercials for fucking diseases.
You're like, I sure hope I never get that.
Why was it?
Like the HLN network.
You said Zzzzzzz.
Oh no, I was like, it's two things.
It's commercial for diseases.
Oh, diseases that you hope you never get. Yeah, yeah
But they always show the people like like they're like hey here somebody with some ton, you know diabetes or some other bullshit
At the end of the video. I mean at the end of the commercial
They're always living a life that I'm like I'd like to live that life. It seems so full and fun
They've got not a fuck a worry in the world because they take this fucking pill, man.
Well, don't you have a lot of those pills? I do, but none of them seem to be working exactly like they
should be. Yeah, the pills that make you feel good, you're not even allowed to take any sucks.
I know, you're gonna be fine. Half the time they're filled with fentanyl.
But one thing I was wondering, you must have seen the commercial with Joe Neymeth on it
and Jimmy JJ went through.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's some sort of life insurance, right?
Yeah, I had to watch the commercial several times to figure out exactly what it was that
they were trying because it's like, if you give your zip code, you're going to get money
back in your social security check.
That's all they keep talking about is money back in your social security check.
And I don't know if you noticed,
but like the Joe Nameth backdrop one
just seems like sort of patriotic.
Where like Jimmy JJ Walker,
it's like every piece of merchandise
that was ever put out.
The bookshelf.
He is on a bookshelf behind him for no reason.
It's like his publicity still in shit.
But on that same network, I saw this, it was a claim it said, a quarter
people, 25% of people over 60 will suffer a crippling fall. Does that seem like a high
percentage to you? Because I was sitting there wondering about it. I'm like, crippling?
So, like, I know like a bunch of people that are gonna be over 60 pretty soon. It's one of us gonna suffer a cripple and fall statistically.
They're saying yes.
Wait, I broke up for one second.
I'm sorry.
Oh, no, I'm just saying that like of all our friends like statistically,
they're saying yes.
We're gonna one of us will watch another one.
Yeah.
Suffer a crawling fall.
Yeah, I'm a little younger than you guys.
So like it probably won't be me
Carma, you meet love so it's not the same thing
I fall
I was in the good will and there is
Literally an end cap full of
Cains and walkers.
And it just made, it just really stopped me in my tracks
and I was like every one of these canes and walkers,
you know, everyone who used them is no longer with us, bro.
It's like the Holocaust, like that big pile of suitcases
and shit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like so burn yeah, I've never so like when I say there was a hundred there may have been 250 canes
Just in this little like area like if you wanted a cane if you want out cane shopping you had you had so many to pick through
But it really just stopped me because I was just like,
all these people didn't need a cane and now they don't need canes.
You know the reason why they don't need a cane anymore.
Right, yeah, and the cane only had value to them, otherwise it would have been a way for free.
Yeah, but...
Yeah, there was a sculptor that passed away recently.
She was like a Staten Island local artist and
Her obituary she was 93 years old and her her obituary was like this long list of like she sculpted like the royalty of Monaco type shit like she was traveling around the world
She took all these all these tricks met all these famous people met presidents met met you know
Consulates all these people and I'm just, and she just died at 93 in Florida,
and nobody knows who the fuck I'm talking about.
And soon nobody will ever know she existed at all,
and she lived this fucking amazing life.
It's just, it's so depressing.
I was thinking about that the other day.
It's like, dining with kings and queens,
and it means nothing, nothing. Those countries might not even be around some of them
But I feel like it why you worry that could be your fate
Oh, I know it'll be my fate. I'm not worried about that. It's everybody's fate
No way you may not have dine with kings and queens, but you have something that she didn't have
What's that TV show that just never stops airing? Yeah, yeah, I know. But so did Jimmy Walker.
I don't think I want about this podcast though. I think it will outlive us to some extent. Maybe
not we're not going to know our our airs or our whoever like takes on the state,
he's gonna be selling the same numbers that we're selling.
But-
All our airs are fighting over the library. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha thing that like, you know, with these, like just on a long enough timeline and all, none of it, Matt. I mean, Charlie Chaplin, kids don't even know who the fuck he is. Right. You
know? Yeah, I'm not saying, okay, so Charlie Chaplin was what, 19th, 20 or 19th, okay, 1923,
let's say, or 22 to make it an even 100 years from now. I am not saying that TSD will be downloaded in any kind of
significant numbers 100 years from now. But 10 years after we've stopped for whatever reasons,
we had to stop for.
I think 10 years.
10 years after, 10 years after we stop,
I still say that there will still be
downloads of the old catalog.
We've talked about things that that are not just tied to
completely pop culture. We've talked about things about it's like a journey, a
life journey. Who cares though? But who would care except for your I mean I get
see like within families it wouldn't matter. Well let's say if we go out with like saying some really fucked up shit.
Let's do it.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's all.
Like if we do something really like, you know,
out of the out of bounds or out of the norm
to get some sort of like stigma as it ends,
then it could really like, you know,
it still would be I think revisited
by people at a curiosity
well you think louise k is getting a lot of interested parties coming to look
at what he did
fattie are buckle what about fattie are buckle
you're never recovered what was he a singer was a comedian
but he was a good
performer in an actor he got accused of smothering a woman to death with his
girth
and because he was so big and then it turned out he didn't do it, but his career was over.
Nobody ever.
I mean, yeah, I do because when I was at the Goodwill, I didn't pick up any Keynes,
but I picked up a WC field's best of DVD.
Quarter.
Yeah.
I'm gonna let some of you play with your hands on this.
Proving that yes, they will live on we will live on.
So WC, WC feels legacy is reduced to a 25 cent good will purchase.
And you somehow think that that's it's living on.
It's a horrible.
What's all worth it?
Tell me, he's like, hello, mine chicken.
The woman at the Goodwill Count is like get the fuck just have her spray some
It would have been 50 cents, but it was a day when everything was hand off
I just like I would have paid 50 cents for it, but I just lucked out
So it would have done no different if it showed you $0.50, $0.25, or indeed, not at all.
It just gave you $0.3.
That's how little of an impact it has on your life.
Go get them, WC.
Tell them Steve Dave.
You're not going to be able to do that.