Tell Em Steve-Dave - #510: It’s all about Frank

Episode Date: March 8, 2022

The boys debut a new Patreon show for all to enjoy.

Our listener base is very, very intelligent. I don't know, we don't really like the three-way. You know, you say it out loud and talk about it, you do sound like an asshole. Tell them Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell them Steve Dave. I am in the house with Walt. With Gidham. How do you all? And some friends from afar. Special guests. Special guest, Frank V. Hello. And Mrs. V.

Hello. Fan favorite, wouldn't you say Walt Frank V? Oh, absolutely. I rarely, if ever, have seen any negative comments regarding, you know, Frank. He has. And I gotta be honest, like, even Gidham has become, like he has the adoration now that Sunday Jeff used to have,

like, he could do no wrong, get him Steve Dave. I don't say that. I'm telling you, it is absolutely astonishing how you've turned it around, man. You have made everybody fall in love. And it's still on the idea. Yeah, so just do whatever you've been doing. That's yeah, that's gonna trick us it, now.

You're gonna see the hate coming. Yeah. But to more to the point that Frank Klyviso-Poplar, he was the most popular day of all the days we've had so far. I was the only day. I was trying to leave that out for your sake, but okay. No BQ this week, BQ. We'll talk about it next week when he comes back, but he was involved in a punishment

that took a little bit out of him. Yeah. I would say so. Make up to another mind. But what we're doing today is for Tom Steve Dave is Walt came up with a game. No, no, came up with a new show for a Patreon. I'm sorry, a new show.

That's right. And I thought maybe going forward, we would do this with all the new shows on Patreon. We'll use regular Tom Steve Dave as a launching pad, almost like to spin it off and to get people excited for the new regular Patreon show that Frank is going to be involved with. We'll use this moment in here since you couldn't be here tonight. We use this episode to launch his new vehicle. Frank V's new vehicle on the,

on the Telm Steve Dave Patreon. It's called Frank V's top five. Nice. And my plan was, you know, that, you know, we do the rewind together, and we do broside, you know, all three of us. So I thought he would, to be, to add just a little bit of new spin on it.

And since he's fucking more popular in beloved. Gatum is a new permanent member of Frank Fives top five. Okay. Yeah. So you're a regular cast member until I hear otherwise. I can hear from the list of describing now. There's a lot of pressure on this now. Frank is this is we're trying to draw people to Patreon.

So if they hear this and they're like, this is a must here. I'm gonna join Patreon. So lots riding on your shoulders. He's not very confident in this vehicle. I was not. He is not. He's like, I need costumes.

He can't. I need low cows. Did you almost kick in front of a mic and just winging? He told me the premise of the show and he was like all excited and I'm like, Are you sure? Yes, it's great. You want to do this? So you told us this is an audio only podcast and he's like, we need costumes. No, no, he was saying I want to do rewinds.

I want to do the big elaborate shows. I'm like, no, no, you got to get back to basics. I'm too tired. I can't do it anymore. And I thought what would make this an interesting podcast would be, most people when they compile a top five or a top 10 list, they compile one with the usual go-to's,

the usual topics that when you compile a list, it's like, oh, my favorite movies or my favorite. Favorite food, favorite. Yeah, yeah. The money. Yes, that's what Frank's like, oh, my favorite movies or my favorite. Favorite food. Yeah. Yeah. The one name. Yeah. And that's what Frank was like, okay, so we'll do foods. That was the same thing he said. And I was like, no, no, no. We're going to go with the most mundane. Most foods too exciting. Yes. Average Joe top five lists. And our job and get them now, since you have this like new found, you know, you have this pull over the audience. I brought you a slowly waning, because you're witty and, you know, humorous takes on things.

Like so you're here today, you're not, you're not going to be compiling any top five lists. I says Frank's job. Okay. Your job is just to make witty observations based upon those selections. Gotcha. Okay. So pretty much prize job. Well, I mean, that's all I gotta kick back. So you gave me a list of 16 things to talk about and I had to come up with my top five for each of these 16 things. So do you want me to say what each one, do you want me to just say what it is,

or you want to say it? You want me? Well, are you ready to begin? You did your work and you have top five lists for all 15 categories. I did just what you said. Yeah, if I came up with my top five for all 16 things. Yeah, but like an intro thing,

like the Sunday funny, or the Friday funny. I literally knew about this yesterday. No big things. Just asking. And we're trying to help you audience out, Sunday funny Literally knew about this yesterday And we're trying to help you audience out feeling around where it is and this is why Mrs. Five is at the table that you were None too happy with some of his selection some of his top five Right I look forward to hearing

In my defense it was my fault because I asked for her help so right there I know I probably probably shoot in the ass for help. So there was not much excitement in the hotel. So we're going to put, like, when we get, when the regular show starts on Patreon, we're going to have theme music, we'll maybe have some wacky sound effects. Quack, quack, quack. And we even have an outro. What's the outro again? It's going to be a sound of a vacuum cleaner.

We even have an outro. What's the outro again? It's gonna be a son of a vacuum cleaner It's a show socks Because the son of a vacuum cleaner means Frank vibes, you know done and it's time for a one- That means the vacuum cleaner should start like halfway through the show So he's always ushering people out really. We'll decide it. All right. All right. So what was the first top five list? The given number one. Yeah was my top five days of the week. Oh. Oh, I feel so bad for the two days that didn't make it. No, I maintained when I gave him that this would be interesting to the three of us

Because I don't think days matter anymore. They don't matter anymore No, they don't matter. Do you care at all when it's the weekend? Did I thought most of today was Sunday? We're doing this on Saturday You're saying the days that I'm not here don't matter to you But they all blend in at a certain point now that I'm not going to work on a daily basis. Yeah. That, yeah, days used to mean something like, I couldn't stand Mondays.

Now, I mean, I couldn't even tell you. Yeah, like, you don't know what Monday is. I don't care about a Monday. Yeah, if Sage isn't with us, like Sage is going to school, then I'm like, okay, it's at least I know it's a weekday. But if she's not around, I'm like, I really don't know what day it is.

And the other day I didn't know what month it was. So, you know, I got the year, yeah, I got the year wrong too. Doesn't matter, right? It cares, baby. It's an island time. Yeah, it's all the time.

For the rest of our lives. 2021, 2022, it's all good. It's all the same. But Frank, as a working man, you must have favorite days. I do have my favorite days of the week. I have five of them. Well, let's start off with number five. So this is the one that I don't like the most.

Well, you like it, but just not as much as the... Don't be negative. Like it at least. You like it the least. Okay, well, I'm gonna say that Tuesday is my least day of the five. I can understand that. Can you? Because Tuesday is my two-stay is my last day off so that means that. But why do you have to do it then? Fucking narcissist. Well I don't like it's my least favorite day too,

because it's my last day off, which means I'm gonna have to get up out of the bed for finally. Yeah. But why is it your favorite day? Well, one of your five favorite. What am I favorite? Well, you know, there's only seven days of the week, and the two days that I hate are fairly obvious and easy.

Don't tell us that, because then it gives away the whole list. Yeah, I just, I don't know. I'm just spending the whole people around the edge of their seat right now. But can we take guesses and then get a game based on that? No, this we want to do something that's not game related. Oh, yeah. This is just about you being witty. Is that a failing at? No, I said one witty thing. Yeah, come on. You're on fire last week. So I think for me because of work, Tuesday is my light day. I don't have as many classes on Tuesday to teach.

So that's why it's one of my favorite days. I only teach on Tuesday one class. So I'm home like by. And now why did this upset you, Mrs. Five? Well, this thing didn't upset you. Oh, okay. So it was all the... I thought it was just... You idiot, why did you pick two things? And it is, but she don't your favorite days are.

I do. Do I feel like that we haven't hit the topic that I should have had? I thought all of them just... No, just one I think. Oh, there's one day that you could test, shouldn't be on there? No, no, one question down. A different topic. Oh, a different topic. that you could test shouldn't be on there. No, no one one topic. Oh Yes, yeah, okay, Frank was talking it was like that every everything that he listed you were and this one I would know because after we got to that one topic then she refused to talk to me the rest of the time

Wow, really? Yeah, all right, what you're looking for on the day so the week one's day Yeah, I watch number four on the day so the week Wednesday Day What There's the yokes That's why he's on is a regular cast Frank five stop five people are scratching their heads no more. Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank,

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I have the fan NAC on. I want home to put on a second hoodie. A second hoodie as you can see. I'm still a little chilly. Are you really? It's hot in here. I don't know. Yeah, the fan is, I forced the fan on, but I don't know.

Can anybody feel the vent? No. Oh, like, all right, this is less interesting than this favorite days. That's been fun. Wait till it's number three. Number three. So we got Tuesday, Wednesday. Yes. Out of order. Yes. It's like, you're not a order chain to this to the everybody else. It's like, well, maybe I'll pick my days in order. A sequence. No. Yeah, Tuesday, Wednesday. It's an order so far. No, I think he's talking about what you have going backwards. Okay, it's going by my least favorites.

Yeah, we're here. Okay. Okay. Okay. You do. Quick. Say, say, what what again? What? There we go. That's what we're talking about. Black, black. You just saved it.

It's like the fog. he's gonna have the whistle. Whatever you see, people's faces glossing over with like annoying sense of just do what was. Spin your bow tie. I flap and ducky. All right, number three. Thursday. Thursday. Yeah, it's also a day that I work even less.

I actually only have one class on Thursdays, but it's in the morning. So I'm home by nine o'clock on that day. In the morning? In the morning. Yeah, go in for me tonight and I'm done. Wow. So I'm surprised that's so low on the list.

No, that's my number three favorite. Right, I'm surprised, you know, a day you'll have to go to work for an hour. Wouldn't be number two or number one. Well, as I start thinking about this, there's lot of days. I'm only going in for an hour Roman was really low this semester I'm trying to figure out if the next one's gonna be Friday or not. Well, we haven't heard a weekend yet Which is really you know making me think that you know the suspense. Yeah, why does he hate the weekends?

Well, no, they may be up there as they want to top two. Oh, that's true. Right Friday Saturday. Everybody's thinking Which is it going to be Friday number one or Saturday? Will he pull a Garfield on us and say he hates Monday? For me Friday no, no Saturday. Saturday is my number two number two. Saturday is number two. Wow That's the most people would pick Saturday Yeah, you don't go to work on Saturdays, right? No classes. I barely go into work Tuesday Um, and in my favorite day of the week is Friday TGIF And I like Friday because for me it's more about the anticipation

Like Friday I get excited because I know I don't have to work on Saturday. So it's like when you're going on vacation, you're more excited about before you go to vacation than when you're actually doing it. Yeah. And Mrs. Five, do those days line up with your favorite days or do you send you guys a married couple a long time?

You know, they say, my couples, they seem to like the same things. Are those? No, I like the weekend. She's been working for the last year in a month. She doesn't know what day it is either. She doesn't know what day it is either. For her to last year.

But now I do, now I'm back. So you would have anxiety in Sunday as your top one and two. You guys have a long ride back to New York. Do you think any arguments will happen? I think we got him over with this morning. Oh yeah. We've been coming, it's about 10 years into this. There's nothing that I think I can say. You've said something horrendous shit. So I would think though, like you can scour the internet. I don't think you're going to find any top 10 days of the week list.

Yeah, because we're on top five. Yeah, we're on top five, even. I just don't think people would ever take the time, or the thought. You got to slow down in life, man. You have to sit there and really like, don't just let it blow by. Sit there and think like, why is it that I like Tuesday so much?

Stop it's all the way. So the two days you hate them, you have Monday and Sunday. Monday and Sunday, Sunday because you got to go to work Monday? Yes. Monday because you're at work. Yes. And if I long to stay, I'm there from eight until three.

So would you say you have a case of the Monday? A full work day. A full work day out of the week. So would you say you have a case of the Monday? A full work day. One full work day out of the week. I would hate it too. See, and you were worried. You were worried that people were gonna find this boring and uninteresting. I don't know, were the only ones

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And now when you start the battle. All right, so what are we coverage so far? We've covered Raycon's and we have covered Frank's five of his seven days. What would you say you hate Sundays and Mondays? Hate Sundays and Mondays. Hate them, you know, despise them. So we're on to the next one, right?

Next topic. Next one is my favorite light bulb wattage is. You told me you came up with this? I saw them on the video. Now I think it's important. Now are these all the same temperature bulbs or... Oh, Christ. Yeah. Okay. If that'll make a stop, yes. But he's the type of guy that I would think would pay attention to a light bulb wattage.

Am I wrong? No, you're not wrong. And do you have certain ones like at home that you can't put like a higher voltage in or a wattage in the... Yeah. In the other one without risking, you know, tripping a breaker?

Yeah, I have a tendency to like it brighter in the house So I'll put higher wattage bulbs in and Mrs. Five doesn't or you don't care about that. I don't know if you really don't care Pay attention to be honest. No, he's in charge of the laypops. Yes Do you like these light bulbs that I put in? Yes, very nice I just like I do like it bright bright but I don't pay attention to the different light bulbs. Yeah. How many different light bulbs are there? Are there more than five? Wattages, yes. There should be about five color temperatures. So, all right, what's number five? So my least favorite of my favorites was the 75 watt. I hear you brother.

I hear you brother. It's bright, but it's not bright enough. I like it. I like to be able to see. And they're kind of expensive. The higher wattages ones are more expensive. Yeah. Oh, is that true? Yeah.

I don't know that. We're talking to the more wattage, the more money. Yeah. Who's making, who's coming up with that? There's actually there's actually a big ball. Big ball. No, it's a light ball consortium. They're the ones that have uh, subject made the rules that they can only burn for so long before they have to, you know, they before they're supposed to burn out. Like you so the light bulb that lasts for years can only last for a certain amount

of years yes or all hell would be they say that the light bulb in the day they would fold if they would come after them yeah you're like no you can look up light bulb consortium you said it so like you seriously yes just be honest yes yes I'm 10 serious who's on the who's on the board I it was it was it was an old it's an older concern. I think it's like from around the 50s and 60s, but But I'm sure all of those people who were on it are dead. I know that certain point they're gonna be like great We've decided we're gonna decide how long they can burn like how much more do we have to say about lightbulb? I don't know exactly which companies are on in the consortium, but I guess the big ones This is in a thought you would be inter- This is phenomenal.

Now at home, at home with, do you guys discuss three ways? You know, the three way lips? Yes. Of course, why don't you think I was talking about that? I don't know, we don't really like the three way, right? You just go with the one shot and it's a- Where's the three way? I'm not even certain I know what it is.

You get a bulb that when you turn the knob, it can go to three different levels of brightness. But it's so funny, that's what it is. People are leaving Patreon and Drows right now. She's always like, put them in the costume. Where's the five- Can you dress up like a light bulb? The official name is the phobus cartel.

Oh, my God. All right, what's number four? Um, 40 watt. Woo, that's pretty low. That is low. Why would you, if you like it bright, why would it 40 be number five? I don't know because I started. Just looking around the room.

No, like I can see like the bathroom at night. Just looking around the room. Oh, okay. No, like I could say like the bathroom at night, like you don't want to tap right that it wakes you up, but it's just bright enough that you can kind of see where you're doing things. Yeah. Okay. I guess yeah.

And that's usually the water jets in your oven and free refrigerator. Is that true? That sounds convincing. I'm a refrigerator, I don't think I've ever done it. You're like, how long have you had your refrigerator and not once have you? They're late, they're late, the time. I had to change it sounds convincing. Who changed the light bulb in their fridge? I don't think I've ever done it. You're like, how long have you had your refrigerator and not once have you?

They're late at the end of the day. That's the last forever. I had a change in the time. He's like three years ago. I put an LED so that we would have to worry about every change in the morning. It's because you broke it going in the refrigerator and a frenzy.

You spit it with my beer. You spit it with my beer. Not. What? What? All right. Continue. I like to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. What? What? What? What? Alright, continue. I like the 60 water for number three.

It's a steady solid bulb. Yeah. But it's still dollar than the 75, which is number five. It is. It's like a sitting room light bulb. Yeah, I could stand. But sometimes you want the lights to convey a certain mood. And it doesn't always have to be bright because you don't always have to see everything

that you're doing. You know what I mean? Oh, you like it. Not so much me. They turn on high powered halogen. I really like an amazing art. You don't want to acknowledge what's going on. So you turn it down real dark

Just let it happen She knows it won't last that long. How many lights are in the bedroom in our bedroom? Yes, our two is our two two two Nightstands. Yes to two light two lamps on each nightstand. Yes, and the other above head lighting. No, that's where the mirror is So is that the two lamps are the only sources of light in the hole in the bedroom. Yes The matching lamp shades or do you express your personalities to your lampshades? No, they're both two boring lampshades So and so what are the what are the wattages in the bedroom lamps? or do you express your personalities to your lampshades? No, they're both two boring lampshades. So what are the wattages in the bedroom lamps?

Oh, 60s. 260s. Accurate, Mrs. Fiverr, is he just talking at his ass right now? I don't believe him. I think we only have 60s. I would have think he'd want 40 then. No, because if you want a couple of 75s in there, man. No, he's definitely supposed to see what's going on.

If you want to read, 60 watt is good for, you know, it's less stress-free now, if you want to read 61 is good for you know, it's less strength. He doesn't want to read obviously. Sometimes you want to read the bedroom. The bedroom. We're talking soft right? Soft lights. We're talking soft.

Always soft in the bedroom. Yeah. All right. I didn't know if this was a brightness or not. Is there 175? That's like your, that's like a lighthouse. That's like, yeah, your power outside light. Yeah, the flood light, right?

Yeah. A par 68. Just get a headland from a car. Like I went on my car, I got that headland. So you want something that bright and the half-broughts, no, for outside? It didn't specify in the house. You said figure outages. To garage-outs, no, for outside. It didn't specify in the house. You said, figure out agents.

To garage. Yeah, I saw. You're right. I'm wrong. I didn't think you'd think outside. Oh, yeah. It's an attached garage as part of the house. So you like to have when you flip on the light outside,

anybody's squelking around the house, you want to be able to see it. Yeah. Have you had skulkers? Just me? Yeah, just me. Not Lawrence. That's why other people have 175s in here.

They all got 200s. Oh, god. I am really have no idea when number one's going to be done. I think I got a 20 gas bright. We went from 75 down to 40, up to 60, up to 175. It's 100. I don't like a hundred is my favorite if I can put a hundred watt in most of the house I usually do I like the hundred watt bulb I do I just like people listening are like they've got no frame over reference

They know like I know one slightly dimmer But like how could you tell? Oh you can tell I don't always just the one that pissed you off this one I don't isn't there like a limit doesn't it tell you? Yeah, but we don't follow that The helps in the house are higher than with the lamps, but that's that based on incandescent, like you're fusing LED or CFLs. Oh, we don't use it. When I heard that you weren't going to be able to get incandescent anymore,

I went to home people and bought a case of bulbs. I have a friend who did the same thing because she has a condensation problem. And that's what helps. This is exactly the type of conversation I want it to happen. This makes, this makes Sunday Jeff look like riveting. That's, incandescent cases of light bulbs. I did, I came, I fell like $200 on all these light bulbs. Really?

On our basement. We'll die before we use all these light bulbs. A lot of money in those light bulbs. This is dangerous though for him to be putting higher wattage light bulbs in fixtures that demand lower wattage. Depending on how it's wired, yes, it could draw too much, it could draw more power than the wire can safely handle that will heat up the wire. Safe, right?

Let me talk about my top five. She's got mounting wits. She's got a very good house down. It is kind of like living dangerously though, just to have a little bit of extra light. Is it a closed fixture? Is it a closed fixture? What?

Is it an enclosed fixture? Like does that have a glass dome over it, or is it an open lamp? These are all lamps. We don't have any overhead lighting except for the recessed in the kitchen. In the front hall. And in the front hall. Yeah, that's a little bit safer than I could listen to light bulb conversation all night long. I had to tell you I had no idea there was a consortium a cartel even. Cartel? Well, we do have to move on to topic drape. My favorite thermostat settings. I can tell you what mine isn't right now.

150 years. Not do you have before he reveals his, do you have a favorite, Brian? We go to a hotel. At the Crooket House, forget it, man. You cannot dictate the heat He will dictate what it's gonna do But if I go to a hotel I immediately turn it down to like 65. That's chilly. Yeah

That's very chilly and every woman Hates it right like women hate it when you In any number of right can tell Any any given room if if it's like around 65 women can't stand it. They're like, oh, it's so cold in here. Oh, yeah, why do you think that is? I think they got thinner skin maybe. They're usually a little bit more frar.

It's a bit frar circulation. Maybe a poor circulation. I don't know. I mean, it's also good because I got so much blubber surrounding everything. What about you, Miss? For Miss Five. What's your, you going to a hotel? What's the room temperature you like? About 72, probably.

72, oh my god. Yeah, that's tropical. It is, I like it warm. Yeah, speedo at that temperature. Yeah, or less. Yeah, so I'm gonna say 65 is my jam. Now let's see if you match that. Okay.

I don't even know if I've ever checked the thermostat. I just say either it's hot or cold in here. Can you do something about it? I'm not allowed to touch it. Apparently I broke it maybe like 20 years ago. I was just going to touch it in a broke. So since then I've been the guy who broke the thermostat. So I'm not allowed to fuck with it.

Still around like holidays. They'll remember that time. So we're looking for a 65, let's see if Frank has that on his list. What's number five? Number five is 69. Yeah. What? What?

What? Get it easy. Get it easy. Think you're getting it. Get it easy. Get it easy. What the fuck? This is why I had to have you on this. I'm getting it. I'm getting it. I'm getting it. I'm getting it. I'm getting it. I'm getting it. I'm getting it.

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I'm getting it. I'm getting it. I'm getting it. I'm getting it. I'm getting it. I'm getting it. I'm getting it. I'm getting it. he'll be there. He's not a pain in any way. Yeah. It's a win-win-win. 69, huh? What was that supposed to be ironic? Was that number just for laughs?

It is for laughs, but I do put it on there at the house sometimes. It does. You get always it's always on 16th. And the minute he goes to work, he... Hit Mary on it. Hit Mary. No, Mrs. Er... The lower it to 67, even when I was still working at home. So the minute he leaves, the house I go over, and I go to 71, 72. I fucking knew it. The Nymo Bill is un-singless.

So he comes home from work, and before he comes home, I go I go back down and then he says did you turn the heat up? And I'm like no so then I'll ask a couple more times I'm like yes, it was cold in here. I'm not gonna freeze In the house I did I did have a blanket we have to rob every one day at a meeting and I thought this is ridiculous Now you're gonna say I'm lying, but at the farm, I used to keep temperature at 56 degrees in the winter. And I would just wear an extra, put it in my chair.

Parker? That's freezing. That was fun for me. It's gonna be outside, it's so. At the crooked house, it'll turn on the heat, and I'll only turn it up. I'll turn it to 60. Throughout the day, the upstairs will get so fucking hot that you have to turn the heat off.

And then overnight, it all dissipates at the next morning, like, you go downstairs and I swear to God, I'm not kidding. This morning it was 47 degrees. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it sucks. I'm gonna take a guess though, that 56 is not gonna be on your remaining floor. That seems cold. No, I turned take a guess though that 56 is not going to be on your remaining.

That seems cold. No, I turn the heat on at that point. But you should talk to Sonny Jeff because he's got a thermostat that talks to his phone and we would be at the store and he'd be like, oh, you know what temperature it is in my house? He would. Oh yeah. Yeah, that's why we didn't get the cold a bit.

I'm trying to talk to him. All right the truck. I'm out of the truck. I'm out of the truck. I'm out of the truck. All right, okay. Reveal some new other temperatures. All right, you want my favorite one? You want me to just hurry it along? No, not at all. What are you talking about? It's a saver dish, yeah. Okay, can't really throw two minutes in.

It's a stir right? What? None of them better be over 69 because I've never seen you put the H&M at. I've never seen 69 in our house, fever. Whoa. Whoa. Oh. Whoa.

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. I told you not to worry about this. So my next favorite one was 65. Oh, yeah.

And you can tell the difference, you think. Oh, I will say this, and I'm not just falling around. I can tell if it's up a degree. Because I'll have it at my favorite temperature and if it gets moved, I know right away. Because it's all about Frank. I'm going to get my friend once in a 69. It stays in 69.

Shh. Shh. No, no, it doesn't really, it really annoys you. You're not home all day. And she's like, I'm pretty cold, so I'm just going to raise it by a few degrees. And then before you come home, she turns it back down and this enrages you.

It, you know what, I, it's not so much that I'm mad, I'm disappointed. She's lying to me. Right? Because she's told me that, because I get the bill. And I see that, oh my God, last month, we only paid like $250 for heat. This month I'm paying $350, but nothing's changing because I have it set at my favorite temperature.

And she sure looks warm. Yeah, definitely. She's home all day. But apparently you're the only one who lives there. So you're, you're, it has to be on what you went because I really want to live there. Have you considered one of those locking covers that smooths it? Oh my God.

That is a great idea. I will rip it right off the wall. I will rip it right off the wall. I come home and it's up like the one degree and I'm like, where is it so hot here? What's going on? It's not even that you can feel the temperature. I can feel the temperature.

You immediately will go over to see the number. You can't tell one degree. I can tell one degree. You're nuts. Doesn't matter. That's a bold claim. The man I can tell one degree. Yeah. You're nuts. Doesn't matter. That's a bold claim. I'm glad I can tell one degree. I believe him.

I did not anticipate that these topics would cause such visceral reactions. But loving this, I'm loving the anger and the compassion that is at the other end of the table here. I know bad ones don't even get down until we're like near number like 12 and 13 All right, which is going to my favorite one I like 67 that is my favorite that's the one I set the the temperature at all the time It's 67 no No, it's 67 definitely so I can tell like if you raise it to 68 or whatever I know the difference like what here's a marriage You don't know his favorite temperature yet. Yeah, like where family comes over the heat gets raised through the roof

The astronomical And what was your favorite one again, Mrs. Five? Well, it's 72 like a hotel, but when we're home 70 71s, can't you guys just meet in the middle? It's a first night 70-71s. Can't you guys just meet in the middle? It's a first night. 69! Can't meet the middle? It's all about Frank. Can't meet the middle?

Do it. We may have to change this show. The title. Do it all about Frank. I really like that. It's all about Frank's five top five. What a blanket and when you're in a Zoom meeting with your boss. I look like a homeless person.

Kind of barrel on fire. A burn barrel. Well, you know, I go to work. All right, what's the next topic? Speeds to set my cruise control at. All right, let's, let's, what's the next one? Let's get that one. Uh, kinds of potato.

Hmm. Uh, that one anger you. Any of these two. No, it don't, no. He angered me. It only bothered me because he asked me for a type of potato, but. So it did bother you. Well, because I was in the middle of a game,

which comes up later. Oh, that comes up later. He's a, I bothered her. Where's the friends? Mortal. No, um, word blitz. Word blitz. Yes bothered her. Words with friends? Wordal? No, word blitz. Word blitz. Yes, if you play with the word.

Okay, what was potato though? Russet, you caught? My favorite one was baked potato. Oh, types of potatoes, how they're prepared? Not species. Well, I just figured that would make more sense than like, species. That's what a potato was referred to a species I don't

It's just like that's horrible that we're eating something like a species is something that's a a lie It's whole talking like it's us current freezing you potato Well, it's number two For what by potatoes. Yeah, I like mashed potatoes Okay, so you're just talking about the way potatoes are prepped. I was talking about actually like, like a sweet potato. Well, that was number five potato. A Idaho potato. Russ it. You can't. Yeah. Yeah, but I think people would know that. So I just went with bait. I think our listener base is very, very intelligent. Okay. I like to make potato the best.

I'm sweet potato is my fifth favorite. I was the next topic. Hours of the day. Oh, this is a good one. I'm on the edge of my seat about the hours of the day. It's not just 24? No. No, I thought you wanted me to pick certain hours, right?

Yeah. So like my fifth favorite hour was four o'clock. Okay. A.M. or P.M. P.M. Okay. Because it's way too late so long. Yeah.

Yeah. How do you get so long? I'm getting a trick question. Take, take, take, take, take, take, take, got you. Got you, journalism. Yeah. It's like most of my skulking is down around 4 a.m. so. Take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, I had to work at this point. Oh, I'm usually eating dinner by then. That early. Early bird special.

Really? Yeah. Right. How long has it been eating dinner so early? For 48 years. No, we did well now. During mostly during the lockdown we ate early because I was home to cook.

We cooked early. Sometimes we ate it one or two. Yeah, sometimes I don't know too. It's called lunch. It'll be, did I only cook the one time? And you have left over is later. It's called lunch. It'll be, did I only cook the one time and if you have left over is later. It's all right. So four o'clock, uh,

PM PM. And then, you know, then I like five o'clock, which is nice. The sincerity. Usually when the walls, I don't want to be holding to the... Oh, that's a special website you have that really, really works. Were you like that yesterday? I like this, this is why I question my bringing you in. You cannot bring up shit that nobody has any frame of reference to. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I like this is why this is why I question my bringing you in you cannot bring up shit that nobody has any frame of reference to frustrating to the listeners more so me

Anybody listening has no idea what you're talking about Stick to like what what what yeah gig any that kind of What what what yeah, Giggity that kind of You're killing it with that other stuff So like my favorite times what about yeah, what about the down was five o'clock and you could tell it difference if you're not doing something different Oh, how to how does five o'clock? That's the time to check the thermostat I Yeah, I'm you know because I'm usually home by from work at that time and like we said five

Well, no, we don't your last class was nine. Well, it is but that's she gets home usually like three four o'clock And then let's just start making dinner and stuff so I kind of just wait around the house until she's home The man's in her. Did you put around the kitchen like like steel stuff as she's cooking it? No, okay No, no, no, no. My favorite times are usually later at night, that's usually when I, you know, like going on the internet and that kind of stuff, so like, you know, 11, 12, one o'clock. So, one o'clock in the morning is your favorite time of the day? Yeah, I do a lot of stuff at one o'clock in the morning. He's Mrs. Five. She's sleep. I'm trying to sleep. So, he's in bed

with his computer and it's real bright and keep you awake? It's like, it's like brighter than a 75 watt bulb. And then the other night, he turned it like right into my face. I want to see if she was sleeping. Oh, yeah, I told me about it. I'm so asleep because of the slight in my face. And I said, what are you doing? I just want to know if you were sleeping.

You might be able to check the C4R0, but it won't you. Just assume that I am if I'm not talking. See if she was alive. Yeah, that's almost checking. It's got the mirror out of your nose. I would have never, ever guessed that your favorite time would be one o'clock in the morning.

That's what I would have liked. I know, but it just feels like it just wouldn't be your favorite time of day. I would have thought, you know, eight o'clock prime time. Would you say one AM is a younger band's time? Yeah, I don have thought eight o'clock prime time. Would you say one AM is a younger bands time? Yeah, I don't want to say that. You know. Oh, I usually, like I'll run errands at that time and night.

Like I'll go to the post office on mail letters or I'll watch the car get gas. I told you, here's a lot of serial killer type behaviors. All right. So it's a drive. Right. Meaningless tasks that he could do during the day. Yeah. That's usually when I'm out from his spot again.

That's usually when I'm out catching Pokemon or waiting to use the bathroom at the quick shock. See, nothing wrong with people who are out at 1 o'clock in the morning. What's the next topic? Ways to say hello. Best type of chairs, autographs, and my collection. Those are the next couple. Let's do a waste to say hello without saying hello, right? Right.

There's a good one. It's takes some creativity. So one of them is, Hey, hey, hey. What's happening? I've said it to people that I've known. What's happened in your life? I know it's from, but I can't see you dropping that and not worrying about getting fired. Like do you say that to your students? Like, hey, hey.

No, I'll usually just say, hey. There you go, that's it. Is, hey, hey, one AM greeting or? Hey, it's to people like I know. Like if I saw you out, I'd be like, hey, hey, hey. Okay. How long we known, Frank? They 10 year we won I want you to agree me like that from now I like it I love it number four hey there I sound like you're talking to somebody who's standing too close to you

or the guy like right across the fence like like, oh, hey, they're neighbor. Yeah, like Wilson. Number three. Um, hi. Because it's out of the mouth. I know. I know. We're normal.

Quick to the point. Yeah. Hi. I said, howdy. He said, hi. My, and then my favorite one. Right. It was that where we're up to. Yeah. I'll say, hey, howdy, he said hi. My favorite one, right? It was that where we're up to? Yeah.

I'll say, hey, how's it going? Hey, how's it going? Hey, how's it going? Hey, how's it going? I do that at school. If somebody says hello to me, I go, hey, how's it going? And I keep walking. I would have had the form.

There would be an unspoken hello, like just the head nod. I would have thought that would be your go-to. Oh, I didn't even think I could have used that would be your go-to. It doesn't like to talk. Oh, I didn't even think I could have used that because I do do that sometimes. I would have thought for sure I would have been the head nod like I see it. Yeah. What's up? No. Are you willing to try hey hey hey with some of your students just to like test it? Yeah. I know. I know. I will. They'll just look at me. Maybe hey there fellow kids.

Yeah. What's next? You got autographs in my collection, days of the year, worst types of shirts. That's a negative one. I want to throw one negative one in there. What's the worst type of shirts? I do not like long sleeve type shirts, except for hoodies. Hoodies I'm okay with, but I do not like long sleeve type shirts, except for hoodies.

Hoodies I'm okay with, but I do not like long sleeve or like long sleeve sweaters or long sleeve teas. I don't like those. No, you don't like them for yourself or you don't like them at all. I don't like them for my people. No, I don't like them for myself. To the strict. I like my stuff big. I like to, you know.

No, you got all those guns. I also do not like Oh T shirts that are like too short at the bottom So he's feeling like you're pulling it down like a mini skirt You reach and you feel that little draft? Yeah. Oh, and I hate that. How could, yeah. That should have been number one.

That should have been number one, yeah. I know, so there's some others I could think of that. I don't know what's higher up on my list. It is higher up on the list. I do not like soft t-shirts. What? What's a maniac? You're like a bracer.

I think you are a sharp lap t-shirt. I don't like, you know how there's those ones that, you know, they, these, oh, we're like abrasive. I think you're a burlap t-shirt. I don't like them. You know how there's those ones that, you know, they, oh, we're so soft. It's like clingy. It's hugging you. I do not like them to be soft. I like like hard type cotton type shirts.

Oh, good. I like those. That's rare. Yeah, I realize it's a rarity. So like those cheap t-shirts I like. That t-shirt's too comfortable. I hate it. Yeah, it's weird. I like to feel it on me.

I want to feel it. Yeah, I want to feel it. Like a burlap bag around you. Yeah. I like tatosack. Yeah. I do not like tank top mesh shirts. What decade is it that you're running into these?

They're very abrasive on the nipples. You remember those? I do not like those. I do not wear those. Very nice, Paul. And I hear I had thought for sure that the, the, an error was made when you said you didn't like the shirts that are too short.

Right. But you're right, the worst shirt would be, and much rather wear shirt that's too short. Yeah, the men's shirt. Time to time. Did you're right. The worst shirt would be, and much rather wear shirt, that's too short. Yeah, the men's shot. Time to time. Did you imagine that tomorrow I showed up wearing a tank top measure in the middle of winter? Yeah.

They're sticking together. That's a complete year. Number one. That wasn't number one. That wasn't number one. That was number one. I think we got another ad. Price put in his glasses on me.

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Andys. All right. This has come off. What do you what do you feel is about like knit sweaters? I don't like sweaters in general because I don't like the long sleeves. Okay. What about sweater meat? Sweat? Yeah, and then we're talking, right? I can do that.

When I was a kid, I used to have a little skin tags and everyone's a wall. Oh, God. A sweater would catch someone and it would hurt and I'd be running around like screaming like bloody murder Come on, you're making Mary Beth nipple It's the next topic Frank um, okay, so next couple ones are waste of you good neighbor correct pet peeves and waste to deal with traffic Did one of those upside-down which one pet peeves? Let's do pet peeves. Oh, wow So actually let's say pet peeves were last So let's do ways to be a good neighbor because I have

My thoughts on what makes good neighbor. Okay. Well, it's the hardest one for you to do because you don't like to be a good neighbor I believe it or not. I'm actually a great neighbor. I am. Oh, she's the bad neighbor. She's one who chases the kids on a good boy. Yes. She's the one that, yeah, we haven't seen those kids in a while, so she yelled at them. But, yeah, Mary, Mary, I am the one that's the popular one on the road. Oh, yes?

Yeah, I'm the one that the neighbor's waived to. I'm the one that helps out everybody. Hey, hey. So Lawrence waives you more than her? Absolutely. Okay. Absolutely. His girlfriend told him. Okay. And you got to admit that that's true. Yes. So so Lawrence waves you more than her absolutely absolutely is girlfriend to okay You got to admit that that's true. Yes See she's starting to get angry really because you're not popular with the neighbors. No, I don't care

I don't go I'm only go outside to see him look at across Yeah, you're very defensive body No, I don't really go outside to see the neighbors. I get along with the neighbors It's going to next door. Not coming in. It's number five on your top five ways to be a good neighbor. Don't talk to me. I applaud that.

Exactly. Yeah, I don't want to hear conversations over the fence ever. I mean, there are times that I will literally wait until my neighbor's next door going to house for me to go outside and do something really quick because they want to have a conversation. I agree with that. And I don't, yeah, and we don't give off the vibe of,

oh, hey, Frank wants to have a small talk. It's like I'm busy doing something and they still want to talk to me. Unless you're gonna tell me my house is on fire, alert me. Yes. Really, there's no other reason for us to talk. I agree.

Frank, your lights are a little brighter. I'm gonna have one 75s in there. Mine your own business. Okay. That goes hand in hand with don't talk. But do you ever subscribe to it? Cause I'm sure you seem like the type of guy who knows things about what's going on in the street

and loves to talk about it. Maybe only when Mrs. Five. But like as a gossip? I think you know. I think I know. I think he knows. He's not a gossip, no. Is he a gossiper? He has to talk about things that may be going

on in the street speculation. No, he doesn't. He doesn't. I do. Probably more, probably for both of us. I do, because I'm always looking over. He talks about it with him. Oh, yeah.

Said I don't care. No, that wasn't good. That wasn't good. He doesn't listen. Is it juicy stuff or is it just like, you know, such and such just got a new car? Yeah, stuff don't care. That's like, that's the way I don't listen. He doesn't listen. Is it juicy stuff or is it just like, you know, such and such, just got a new car? Yeah, stuff like that, because there's nothing juicy on our road.

There'd be no shit. The kids driving in here. The kids driving. The new driver was you. I get annoyed very easily, so it can be a little thing and I'm just annoyed, so. Someone paints their front door. I kind of, yeah.

So I have to tell them and make sure it's known. Yeah, to me. Okay, and I don't care. What he doesn't listen. Uh, what is the other one? Oh, stay in the house. Oh my God. There's no reason to be outside

as much as some of these neighbors are outside. What, I'm always in my house. What are they doing out there? Barbequeing, sin. You know, living a normal life. Oh my God. Shit. Enjoying the sunlight. I'm not really expecting you to

go on what you two never come out of that house. I watched my car in the garage, so I don't even do it outside. Do you really? Yeah. Because you know why? If I have the Delorean out and I'm watching the car, that seems to be an invitation to everybody.

I'm not saying that. It is a conversation, sir. Well, there's been times where they've talked and as they walked away, I just start the car pulled into garage. to be an invitation to everybody. I'm sure we can. It is a conversation, sir. Well, there's been times where they've talked and as they walked away, I just start to carpooled into garage shut the door and I'll finish watching it in there. I just wanna run.

I just wanna run. Exactly. Have you ever thought about like, have you ever thought about accidentally turning the hose on them? No, no, I'm not that bad. I just try that. I just, well, you just said he's a great neighbor.

Really, I don't know how to run to you he just said he's a great neighbor. Really? I don't know anybody. He thinks he's a great neighbor. They probably think you're an idiot. Why? Why not? Why not? Why am I an idiot?

I snow blow people's driveways. Does he? Yeah, he does. That's a really good neighbor, man. I would kill for a neighbor like that. He does. Yeah, you wish like, Rupp would move. Yeah.

He will, yes, and he, in the neighbor next door, he does their walkway. Are there a white hukka or the old people? Yeah. But you've got that snowboard with like the enclosed cab and the heater, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but it's a lot of snow. We get a lot of snow. Yeah. He still has a lot of snow. No. No. No. Well, and let me tell you, and I'll do her father's driveway. So I'm driving the snowblower like

halfway around the block to go do it. So I'm in the road going and doing the... Wait, you have a snowblower that you drive around? Well, I mean walk behind it. Oh, okay. But it has red lights on it, so it blanks. So if anyone's coming, they won't hit them. Yeah, I put all these amber lights on it,

so I don't get hit. Really? Yeah, well, because she makes me go down and do her father's and I don't, you know, I usually do it like later to do it. I do it one in the morning What's what's the next one we have staying the house? Don't talk to me. What else?

Don't do your cut your grass cut your grass that bothers you I as me when people don't like if my grass is cut What if doesn't that that conflict with mind your own but fucking business? I don't think I said, I don't think I said, Afin business. I don't know, baby,

maybe there's somebody here that at the table who doesn't give a fuck how long his grass gets. He has a lot of deal with poison I've been doing. I mean, like if my grass is caught, I just think that and you, you calleds on that one person. I never called I was very close I haven't heard one thing so far aside from the snow blowing that would make me think hey this guy's a great neighbor

You actually squealed I did not sque, so I gave him one more day and I was gonna call, no. Or you didn't know. I was pregnant, because I knew about it every day. And the next day it was caught, maybe he told him, I don't know, but I never called, but I was gonna. How long was it? It was long.

Above shin? Yeah, probably. It was probably, it was probably, I don't know, it was probably, it was at least a foot. above shin? Yeah, probably It was at least a foot. Have you ever come to foot high like the foot would be a definitely Bup shin yeah, what was high have you ever considered changing your name to Karen or? He's back. He's back. He's back. Waka waka. Waka.

Waka. Find him. I said you get mice and then you get, it just looks bad. It's more. It does, but that really, like you can't say, I'm a mind your own business type of guy. If you're gonna say, you got to know your grass. Well, I am a mind your own business kind of person,

but she likes people to have their grass mode. This isn't Mrs. 5's top five, but it impacts him. It does impact me because every day I was hearing. God, I wonder if I'm gonna cut the grass. It's coming from work. I was gonna cut the grass. He's got to Thursday. And you're like, what's that thermostat set?

I think it's making the grass coach much better. All these ultimatums that I'm the only one hearing about them. He's right. He's very true. And another thing. I'm the only one hearing about him. He's right, he's very true. And another thing. I'm so sick of these people. You've a Katie cut your grass. Yeah.

Did we have one more? As I was up. That was it. That was the number one? Moe your lawn. Was the number one way that you are a good neighbor? No, the number one way I'm a good neighbor is out. Like I said, I will do people's drive ways.

I will help them out. Like my neighbors are a way. So I wrote that down. That was your number one I will do people's driveways, I will help them out. Like my neighbors are away. So I- You got that down, that was your number one? Yeah, that's my number one. That you help out. I do help my neighbors. Like my elderly neighbor, he got all that mulch,

and I helped them shovel it all around his yard for. Oh, my God, that is nice. Yeah, that's good. You're a good neighbor with the neighbor. And I get that with the neighbors that you like. Which makes sense. No, I know. It makes sense because, yeah, Summy doesn't like it. Yeah. How'd you feel about the mulch where you're like, you fucking stink, Frank.

No, as long as I don't have to do it, I don't care. I'm sorry to help because I'm mulching to start fire. So that's, Oh, it can. Yeah. From the light bulbs being to. I say we do one more and then go pet peeves for the big finale. Okay, so what's the mother one you got to know? You got waste fuel with traffic, types of pockets. Oh, types of pockets. Come on.

I roll hot pockets. No, that was the first game for my mind. I was thinking like the zip-o pocket. You have zip-o pocket on there? No, I just don't. I just don't. I just don't. I just don't.

I just don't. I just don't. I just don't. I just don't. I just don't. I just don't. I just don't. I just don't.

I just don't. I just don't. I just don't. I just don't. I just don't. I just don't. I just don't. I just don't. I just don't. I just don't. I thought they were all the same. I put half packets, pocket pussy, then I put inside packets and zip up pockets. And then I was like, what the hell is he talking about?

I mean, you didn't mention that today with that one, you mentioned. Oh no, I was. Oh, now pocket pussy. One of your number four? Wow, no, I'm surprised that like, I didn't think I had to explain the topics in detail, but I guess, in episode two, which will be on a picture on probably in April, we'll go over the, uh, unless there's an elk cross. Yeah. I think it is a hit.

Yeah. I think we're going hit. I think it's a bonfire hit. I think people are gonna be taking it. It could be top five shows. Yeah. All right, and then my current pet peeves. Yes. I actually had a lot more than five, but I narrowed them down.

Yeah. So these we got here, five to one. Wow, look at those eyebrows. This is the one that, this is the one that caused some friction. A little bit, a little bit. She, I don't, she wouldn't speak to him. Yeah. I don't know about the grass. I don't understand.

She, we've been married for like 22 years. I don't understand why these would upset you so much to the point of you yelling at me in the hotel room, like, we're trash. Who? The whole floor heard it. Well, pretty much. I was, and it was all mad. hotel room like we're trash. The whole floor heard it. Well, pretty much. I was, and then she was all mad.

And she did. Like after she got done yelling at me, she folded her arms like this and she said there, and then she took out the game, she started playing her game. And I'd ask her for something and she was like, I'm not talking to you. I'm not talking to you. And but you knowing this was upsetting

or you didn't change your peeve? No, I had to be true to you You didn't have to be No, it's all about loyalty man. Yeah, I thought it was all about Frank And that too more frank than loyal All of these bothers me so there's really no top five, but like one of the things that I dislike is when people talk very, very softly.

Mary talks at the very soft, I can't hear, that's the lead. Huh? What? That's like speak up. So people think that you're deaf or something? To the point that we were in stores during, we're in masks, I would talk to them

and he would just like flip out. Like, I can't hear you with that mask on. If you make it sound like I'm throwing stuff around target, I'm like, I can't hear what you're saying. Well, in the middle of the store, like that, I can't hear what you're saying. Then just talk louder. Well, I didn't know what that meant

and I wasn't talking loud enough because you didn't just say, I'm sorry, I can't hear what you're saying. Because I would be saying that a thousand times a day, just talk louder, I've told you right now, I'm saying it blank it, blank it. I can't hear you that, saying. Because I would be saying that a thousand times a day. Just talk louder. I've told you right now I'm saying it blink it, blink it. I can't hear you that well, you need to talk louder. Just speak louder, that's all. Ever see there's these really cheap hearing aids.

I don't need hearing aids. Rose makes, bozmakes, some really nice ones. Yeah, and they're discreet. I don't need hearing aids. But I know you, absolutely you do not need hearing aids. But it would help, you know, if Mrs. Five doesn't have to raise her voice so much though, if you were. So now I gotta wear a hearing aid

because she can't talk louder. Maybe, don't, no way, but I think I have a solution. It's usually the perfect solution. Over the year, the walkie talkie, except the sound of your kids. It's a little microproachers. Yeah. What's your next one for?

Miss Five, I feel your pain because I speak very low and a lot of times people are like, I cannot hear what you're saying. Like even like on the podcast, they'll be like, they have to turn it way up to hear me because my voice is just normally or naturally very low. I hear you a lot better than her. Yeah, she's just too soft.

That's a bit of lady speaks in soft tones. Hey Frank. That would take you. When you're first better, if she was speaking with this little mouse, Shorman. Yeah, but would you think you would have stuck around and married yourself? You didn't care about it, but you were sure. Probably was like, oh, I love the way she speaks and whispers.

Yeah, it's a soft and relaxing and soothing. We knew 22 years later, he'd be like, bitch! Turn to volume all the way up when she calls. Just talk louder. It's not difficult, just do what I ask. Just talk louder. You know what I mean? Can I talk louder where I lower the thermostat?

Right. Yeah! This annoys me so much. I would raise the thermostat if you would just talk louder for it. Instead of me constantly being like, I can't hear you. I can't hear you. Because you know what it is truly? It's not so much you. Instead of me constantly being like, I can't hear you, I can't hear you. Because you know what it is truly, it's not so much you, it's me.

It's because it makes me feel bad because I know I can't hear the way I use to. Oh, so you got that hearing aid. I don't need a hearing aid, you just need to talk louder. Because I can hear everybody else. Number four. Oh God, gum smacking, smack. You know what somebody eats and

like, it's like being with a cow. That's not even true. No, you're saying it's not true. Yes. All about this. And it's not. I guess I do chew gum, but I don't chew it like that. Sometimes I will if I'm not paying attention, but then I rain it in and I'll chew it. Only if I say something. I'll say to you, you got to do something with it. No, but then even after that,

it's the tiniest little noise like you're listening for it. And you're in the hole. Look at me. We already know I can't hear. So how loud did that be? You hear it? I'm just a boy. No, he does not.

What? What? No. Yeah, one time we were in the car and she just got so, and it just out of nowhere, I just said, you gotta stop doing chewing the gum like that. I said, it sounds like a cow. Do you pop the bubble like you? No, no, no, that, I mean, he would throw me out of the car if I was popping the bubbles. No, she just said she got so bad when I said it to her.

She just rolled on the window and she's through the gum out the window, she just said, well, I guess they just won't have gum then, you know? Like, it was something against me. And she just said, I'm not going to be it to her. She just rolled on the window and she's through the gum out the window. Well, I guess they just won't have gum then. You know, like it was something against me. You could chew gum.

I just needed to be a little softer. That's not around him. Not around in another car. Number three. Oh, wait, I just want to go back to the gum. So here's what he'll do. He'll be sitting there driving, right? He's sitting there driving and I'll say something. It'll be quiet or whatever. And then I'll ask So here's what he'll do. He'll be sitting there driving, right? He's sitting there driving.

And I'll say something. It'll be quiet or whatever. And then I'll ask him a question. And he'll be like, could you stop chewing the gum that loud? It's like, we're not even talking. We're talking about me asking you another question. And you're yelling at me about this gum. So I know you're sitting there listening.

And it's making your blood boil a little. I'm stretching the listen because I know I'm not going to be able to hear you in the first place. So then you're amplified, caulchewing. so that I just makes me but that but wait but wait But then when he choose gum I do it perfectly fine Yeah, he choose it louder Come to her. Oh, you should see how I chew gum. Oh, it's gross. It's great. Oh, is it? Yeah Right now

See Oh, is it? Yeah, it's pretty much the same. I'm really bad right now. I'm really mad at you. You really mad at me? You see? You know what you do. You've gone like an ninja. Yes. That's what I'm like. What do you got? What's next? You dig a second deeper, Frank.

Um, moving my car seat. Oh, cool. I have a feeling this is about you, too. Because God forbid I should see when I drive. I drive. She has to drive the car safely. I realize that. She can't reach the pedals. Here's what I would like her to do.

Go to telephone book. She could move the seat forward. Right. That's it. When you start moving the back. Oh, so she's like, you up the down, the back, the forward. Yeah, and the right side. I get in and it just takes me weeks to get it the way I like it because it's all about Frank

I am a thiz with you because I had to drive his car and he has his He playing to me well Sorry, I had to drive a wall's car occasionally and he keeps his seat like up against a steering wheel and it's like I have to He keeps his seat up against a steering wheel. And it's like, I have to contort my way into it. So you don't move his seat back? Oh, I do. I move it back once I get in and I change the mirrors. But then I don't know where he wants his seat.

So I just leave it like that when I leave the vehicle with him. Yeah. God forbid I touched the mirror. What's next, bring it? So this would be what number two? No, I think it's got about 12 there. I cross a bunch out I Have one that's not about you, but that's number six

So she's addicted to the internet Oh, no really no you're constantly playing that game all right. Here's go ahead She have to say that's all I have to say okay, so here's let me just say this Go ahead. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, he's like, what are you doing? And he'll look, are you playing a game again? How many times you're gonna play a game? You're addicted to the game.

I'm like, no, you're not talking to me at the minute. So I just went on my phone to play my game. But now I'm addicted to this game. So, but it's not, because you play after you play against other people. So when they play, you have to, you play again, make it them. How many, how many hours a day would you say

is taken up by this? Cause I have a similar experience. Do you really? Yeah, I would say probably three. No, no way. You're constantly on that game. I'm constantly seeing that little black and purple screen. But if so, now here, let me ask you this question. If he's if we're sitting in bad or whatever and he's watching a movie or watching something and I said that today, am I supposed to just put my phone away and just sit there like this while you're watching a TV show that I have no interest in? Yes. I have the same thing that she plays a game called Neo Pents. Hours and hours and hours a day. More than three? Yeah, I'd say so.

Definitely. Yeah, I'd say so. Probably as many as five or six hours a day sometimes. Well, six would be a quarter of the day. Right, I know. And she sleeps the other two. The other two. So there's not a lot of time left for me.

I was going to say, if you have the screen time feature on your phone. Yes, I do. And you check, can you check right down and see what it says for? Where'd my glass. We don't know how to use this. Oh, here's CL activity. Okay, all right. Look what number one is word blitz.

What? What? Okay, 35 minutes a day on word blitz. That's today. That's okay. That's not a lot. That's not a lot. Wait, no, before we, we get, go against me.

Oh, my God. No, no, no, no, no be good. We were picked up early today. So this is just for fun. But I could be playing, if I was addicted to it, I'd be playing it all the time. We were in a three hour movie today. So I could, if I was addicted, I would want to play it in the movie.

Yeah. Today I was on my phone for two and a half hours all day. That's just today. Go to the day, go to a different day. Okay. What's the other two hours then? Um, I would check emails from my friends. Social media, half hour, um, internet, half hour, and then messages. Words with friends. Words with friends. No, we're

yeah. Four minutes, I'm words with friends. How many? Four minutes. Four. Oh, I might be a little, uh, okay, now yes, out of, out of line here, friends. Sorry, here's yesterday. You heard my word, uh, okay, now yes. Out of line here, Frank. I'm sorry, here's yesterday. My word game was an hour, social media, Instagram, Facebook was an hour, internet was 20 minutes. But before we go against me, you have to consider. The Frank's not getting attention. What, we're doing yesterday, out for most of the day.

So of course, she's not going to play that. We got to find the table. What do you want me to check? Why, you check my birthday? Do you know what day that is? Even no. I don't know what day is it today. Saturday. Is it your favorite day? Thursday.

Oh, that's the content you're going to do first day. I know. I'm going to stay for the very first day. Oh my God. That's the Thursday. Thursday. Or go before they. Go before when you were home, before you actually had to go back to work. I don't know what we could call it.

Like on the ride home, I want to just have like, here you go. There we go, work this. An hour. 52 minutes. An hour. A day before it was an hour. Facebook 52 minutes.

Look at that. Classic words, 12 minutes. 12 minutes,. Classic words, 12 minutes. 12 minutes, oh my God, 12 minutes, Frank didn't get attention. Get all of it, Tom, Tom, I need up. I gotta say this feels, seeing as what I deal with, it seems like lightweight type stuff. Yeah.

You know. All right, what can we... Watch a TV. What can I do? Watch a TV for work. But he does, you don't want to talk until I'm doing some and then you want to talk. Like if I read a book, if I want to read my book, then he's in my face. What are you doing?

I'm surprised to watch that shaming about me and Pokemon go. And then do you dress it at the time? Yeah, I tell him to leave me alone and read my book. Yeah, and then you think you just choke off? No, I sit there. You do you soak? Yeah, he sucks. Oh yeah.

Yeah, I'll try and grab the phone. I tried to grab the phone, but it's a timed game. I have to give it a good one. I think it's other people, it's timed. My next one is, I like the sheet over the blanket. Oh my God. So when you're in a bed, all the sheets come up to you this way.

The inner sheet I like to be folded over so that it's one, do you see what I'm saying? Overall the blanket. Right, right, right. A lip. A small lip. Yeah, okay. All right.

She will not do that. When the bed is made or when you're in what I'm when I'm in it So what happens is because she will not do that on her side whenever I got your guys are insane Really I really need another cheer I was right on this because you can just in one swift motion you can pull it even in study. Yes, get a make sense. Okay, but what do you have in person doesn't like it that way?

Well, they got it. It's wrong. It's the bed. It tells me it's wrong. It is wrong. It is wrong. There was at one time we took the scissors and we cut it in half. No, you were gonna cut it.

No, I cut that one at one time. Oh, I don't remember that. And I had mine was folded over and yours was all willing to leave the way you liked it Why don't you just go lick you rickian Lucy? No, no, it's too bad same room Okay, see I had this issue and I ended up sewing the blankets together So they were all one unit so they all moved at once mostly because I found two blankets all one unit so they all move at once. It's mostly because I found two blankets.

That's a pet peeve. Yeah, like that white, what? And that was number one, right? Yeah, that's pretty high up there. They were all, I would say they're all my number ones. There was a one above that one? Is there one more we didn't hear? Yeah, I don't like it when companies change their products.

Like the soaps, everything is great. It's something you improve, they say? Yeah, and then I'm forced to go on the internet and buy old stocks of soap. Is it that lime soap that you were looking for? It was lever. I have switched to them. No, the Alta one, they. Oh, the Alta one, they switched. So I just forgot them. I went with a different brand.

So what was the one that bothered you the most about that? The pet piece was it the internet? This list, um, yeah, probably the internet because it's because she's overly defensive about it. No, because it's not true. From from the evidence we were shown, it seems like it's not true, but you're saying she spends hours a day on it. And I don't play this game on my iPad. So it's...

Do you have cameras in your house? Not yet. No. No. You got to get them. You got to get them. You put one right on the therapist at. You put one right where she normally plays her games. No, you can't get one on that.

Really, if you look at it as crazy first. No, you can get one of that one and you can adjust it from your phone to where you are. So she sets it up. You can set it right back down, see if she notices. No, I'm not going to make her a prisoner in the home. More so than sure it is. That's crazy talk.

I just, you know what it is, I love you so much. I just want to have conversations. I just want... Okay, but then when I say okay and I'll put it down when I'm done with my game and I'll say okay what you're going to talk about. Oh, nothing. Sixty-nine! Or how is your day or some nonsense?

It's not funny reason. It's just the point of... It's all about right. I don't know. This sounds like a problem that you have, right? Yeah, I think... Yes, I think that's a problem. To control issue, they're saying.

I think maybe. I think some of the listeners might be thinking the same thing, too. You want to address that? I, I, I, what's that sound? Are you in the vacuum cleaner? You better make your cleaner right here. Ah! It seems like for an auto-tie. Yeah, darn. Tell them Steve Dave. You know, you say it out loud and talk about it, you do sound like an asshole. It's so runnin' right. Oh, something you said in the beginning though, during the intro of the week.

for the week.