Tell Em Steve-Dave - #517: Talkin’ About Sharkin’

Episode Date: May 16, 2022

Death, lawsuits, calling people bald and forced grandchildren.

And there was an audible gap. Get rid of all this lame shit and focus on the cool shit and they'd be like Get out of here! I'm sure nothing but crickets now. The EQ is right again. Tell him, Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him, Steve Dave. I'm here live with BQ. Hello. And Walthland again. Hello. It's a boys. Hey bud. Good. How you doing? I'm doing all right. You know?

Keep on keeping on as used to saying the 70s. Here's like seeing you guys. All right. Go. There we go. Um, first thing is, uh, when's the last time you had to buy a suit? Well, Walton, for you, it was my wedding, right? Right. Yeah. Uh, that's a suit that I'll keep. I'll reuse. I'll never have to buy another suit. Is that it?

Yeah. What do you have the same suit? Do I not have the same suit? Yeah, you have to go out and buy another suit. I'm going to probably going to out and buy another suit. I'm going to probably have to buy another suit. Why? Because Mary's grandfather is, Mary Beth's grandfather is on his way out. Oh man, I like him.

And while I wore jeans and a black t-shirt to Rob Bruce's funeral, I'm told that this is not entirely appropriate yet for. Yeah. What you were, what you couldn't wear what you wore at the wedding if I was 50 pounds lighter yes I could but to jam into that can't take it out like it's I'm gonna take it out to take the pants out yeah maybe I probably I mean I don't know if I would go out that far I'm not sure they they included that much fabric there's like little rolls on the inside plus it's a little festive I I think, for a funeral. You know, blue pinstripe.

I don't think that matters. If it fit, I would authorize you wearing that suit. Oh yeah? Yeah, it doesn't matter. You wear it in a suit, we'll kiss. She, it's not bright red. She said something because we were talking about the suit. And she's in Ohio now.

This is the second time she's gone out there. She went out a week ago to see him and expect as the mom's like, you gotta come now, you gotta come now, you know, it's, this is it. That tire. Right, and then she hung around there for like four days, five days, something like that, and then she's like, well, I gotta eventually go home. So she came back and then her mom called again a couple days ago, what's the day, Sunday, she called Friday.

This is it, this is it. So, you know, she hops in the car, goes back to Ohio, which is no short drive. It's like outdoors. Yeah. So that's where she is now, and there, but it's just listening to it, like listening to the process,

sounds like no fun at all. It's like the guy is actively involved in like planning his own funeral. Like you take this, you take that. Like it's fucking great. That's the way I felt too. You know, but he just seems like he's like I just want to get it all wrapped up so that nobody has to worry about anything afterwards. Very pragmatic. I think he's like 82. Maybe you got a different view on it at 82. Yeah, I think so. I think you have to have a different view at that point,

but it's still somewhat unnerving to hear, like that you're in the process of planning it. Like that, you never think you're ever going to think, get sit down at the kitchen table and be like, all right? I won't be here in two weeks. Yeah. What?

Like, that's what he's like. He's like, it went, it went, it went, oh no, I gotta get that suit double quick. Yeah, that's fucked up dude. It's like I won't see next Thursday. That's very easy. And it's real hope for like a miracle rebound? It doesn't seem so, like, because you had a heart attack.

This is going back like a month ago. And they're like, all right, you had a heart attack. You know, we'll give them a stent or give them this or that or whatever they give you, you know, after you have a heart attack. But then when they were doing tests, they're like, oh, you have a white spot on your liver. You have a white spot on this, which means cancer, I guess. And it seems the second you fucking find out you have something, like,

I have something bad in it. Ignorance feels like, if he was ignorant of it, would it be different? He didn't know about it until he went in, right? Well, I could think of was Walt, where Walt's like, if I don't know about it, it didn't happen in it. I've always subscribed to that man.

Your car, your body, anything. Walt's just like, fuck it if I don always subscribed to that. You're car, you're body, anything. Walsh is like, fuck it if I don't know about it. Right as soon as somebody gives you that news, I think I don't know what what happens, but it's all like it feels like immediately everything changes, including your health. Yeah, yeah, because he's strong wrong. He started he started going on the downside pretty quickly after that after they're like, hey Here's the here's the deal we can try He was riding tractors and shit before that the day after he had the he got back from the heart attack He was riding a tractor around and then after that it just like he started getting tired and he wouldn't get out of bed

And you know he wasn't eating and that kind of shit and then Mary Beth said like she was sitting around with him yesterday And like all I wanted to do was I hold his whole holder handle day. Hmm I was like oh You're gonna be have to go through this again in 20 years Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm not gonna make it easy on anybody. I'm not playing on my own I'll not ride in any tractor I've rid enough tractors in my life somebody else do it When did he ride tractors? I know He's gonna be dead soon

Sure, you're a great tracker driver, right? When we were talking about the oh, we go ahead. No, I was like do you think it's if any Consolation to him that time doesn't exist and stuff like that. Do you think that I passed the book on Let me tell you something you time exists It takes a fucking toll He's like what am I supposed to wipe my ass at this? Fuck you. He gets to the end. He's like, the end.

He's like, no shit. I was, first I was like, you know, I don't want to go to a funeral. I don't like funerals. I don't like going and seeing people. This is an inconvenience to me. It's funny, should say that, because she goes, she was looking at her beard, she goes, you know, I can tell what you're thinking.

She's like, all you can think is what a giant pain in the balls this is for you. And I was like, she's right. She was like, I couldn't even say she was wrong. I was like, I gotta go get a suit. Then I had to go to Ohio and I have to do all this stuff and all this modeling atmosphere and shit. Well, maybe it's your job to inject levity into the proceedings.

Hey, you might be right. Yeah. Who wants to hear a joke? Who wants to record a podcast? A black guy handed you a walk into a bar. You're like, whoa. podcast a black guy did you walk into a bar like whoa? Wow, so that's that's that's on the horizon I'm sorry to hear that man. He's a real nice guy. I know There's a cool dude. So is he going is she going to come back and you drive up together?

Are you are she gonna stay there and you have to drive up alone? I might either drive back to you I might have to drive back drive up alone or just take a flight and drive back with her. That's what I would do for you. Yeah. That's a good idea. But what do you make of it, Walt? Like, where does the conversation go when did you reveal to her that were you like, yes, this all is just an inconvenience to me? Did you like try and hide it? Well, I started laughing. Did you like trying to hide it? Well, I started laughing. No. She knew.

She knew. She knew. I can see, I don't know if it's all about context, though. I don't think, for any personally, I mean, it's just like, I don't want to see or hear sad people, though. So it's more just like, I know it's about me then, you know, like, I don't want to deal with it. But like, I remember when my grandmother died when I was young, I was like 12 or 11 and I didn't

want to go because I just I didn't want to see my mom say it. I don't want to see all the people that all the family said. And I was like, I asked her, it's like, do I have to go? I don't want to go. And you know, she said, don't you had to go, but I didn't feel like, you know, like, do I have to go? I don't want to go. And she said, no, you had to go, but I didn't feel like, like my mom didn't turn around and be like, you just don't feel like, oh, because you had to pain in the ass. So maybe you should have been like, no, I just don't like to see you sad, baby.

And so you should have said to her, turn the tables on her. Instead of being like, no, I'm a self-absorbed asshole. You're right, I'm a self-absorbed asshole. You're right, I shoulda given that answer. Because then you make her feel like, oh, like, you know, like, oh, you know. She would know I was full shit. She didn't fucking, in a second, she'd be like, yeah, right.

She's been said plenty of times at my hand No, I mean I Know stuff for some people though. I mean few girls are all kind of like a A social gathering no, you know, it's meant or like older people seem to like I remember when I worked at the Community Center. That's all seniors just talk about it was like did you hear this one died?, that's all seniors just to talk about. It was like, did you hear this one died? And that's all, it was like the topic of conversation amongst the seniors. So, really, it is. My grandmother used to call me obituaries.

Yeah. And it's like, I can't imagine coming the obituaries and being like, that's my friend like like see see Like there's only like look I'll be honest. There's a handful of people that I would be devastated if I'd like hey, they died And there's a bunch of peripheral people that you're more like well, that's fucked up right and then there's even a wider That way to like who gives a fuck yeah, yeah, in a very general like Not a mean way. Yeah, not a mean way

Yeah, it doesn't really like stop you for more than a few seconds of your day Yeah, it's more like when you hear somebody from school died You're like whoa cuz I like it. You're and you don't bring it back to yourself cuz you're like they were my age that could happen to me Yeah, yeah and you'll bring it back to yourself because you're like, they were my age. That could happen to me. Yeah. Yeah. Mm. Ooh, this is a Debbie Downer, man. This episode, you got it. So far.

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I just saw Walt dispense towards getting him. Is everything all right? Oh yeah, everything's fine. But he's letting the dog scratch at the door instead of easily put a little tote in. Anything, right? Yeah. But you seem like it seemed to me like you were on a journey towards you know that was just that's how quickly you

you that was you that was too harsh reaction i mean to fucking dog is scratch the door for five minutes and he said you're scouring the internet not realizing that like that's probably any picked up i hear yeah i hear oh my god somebody littered behind Wawa. I heard just heard it on the scanner All right, so no trouble in paradise everything still going well Yeah, it's a Shangri-la. It's it's where where did Adam and Eve live? The art of eating in Yeah, I had a story and I saw that I wanted to get your guys's thoughts on There's this Indian couple that is suing their son and his wife for over half a million dollars because they have not provided them with a grandchild.

Huh. Now this is an India, how much so? Yeah, I guess it's a New Delhi. Okay. But the court is going to grant this procedure and they're going to hear the petition. And, you know, the couple, the mother and father, I say that they spent their life savings on their son and they also arranged his marriage

Oh And you're like hey, what a couple of champs And you're still you're having to provide it, you know, you're into the deal now what happens if He can't though You know maybe oh I mean, I'm not saying you know, I'm sure if it was just a matter of Like blue chewing it. I'm sure that you know he could do it But whatever you can't lay your name as enough like chambers or bullets in the chamber though to

Just a bad investment man, right, but it's not his fault. You should have to pay half a million dollars No, I agree. Yeah. Yeah, like to do they have a I mean what precedent is there? Like what legal right do they have to grandchildren? No matter how much you fucking pour into your kid and like What is like how is like the family gathering to say you're like okay? She's pregnant like the real the I mean the attitude would have to be change forever like if under force of Having to pay out a half a million dollars to your to your mother and father, you had to have a child.

It's not a healthy environment, I wouldn't think. Pam and I would be dead before that happened. There's no fucking way. I don't, I don't, I just don't understand how, how, I mean, I guess you could sue for anything, right? I can't see in this country. I can't, I mean, I guess you could sue for anything, right? I can't see in this country. You can sue it for anything. Do you think this is a case that wouldn't be thrown out in American court system?

Oh, I don't know anymore. I would think that I wouldn't get far in the court system, but, you know, the court system is pretty wacky lately. The father says this is the sad part. This is how they article end. We are not getting love and affection from where we want it the most. I feel very unlucky. Oh, join the fucking club this one. I don't know if a baby is going to help the situation. I think it's just going to make

it ten times as worse. Can you imagine the guilt or the resentment that that is going to be? Yeah, if I was the wife, I'd be like, fuck them. Like, fuck your parents. Like, I'm not a breeding cow for their like, for their stupid family line. He's a pilot, the kid they paid from to go to a pilot school and nice. And so he has a good job too, so it's not like he can't afford a kid. He's probably enjoying his life man. Yeah.

He's just fucking out there flying around. Love in life. There's something wrong with it though. According to some people. Yeah, my mother didn't it wasn't happy that I said I would never have kids. You know what she wouldn't threaten legal action? No, no, no. I don't know.

I didn't buy it now. I mean I started saying when I was 14. Did you? Yeah, I always knew I didn't want kids and she was always like, you'll change your mind, you'll change your mind. People always say that. People said it to me. I heard it my entire life. You still say it to Mary Buff too. Yeah, like, oh, you'll change your mind. I say why? With your second husband. Yeah, I heard it most of my, it finally started tanneling off. Yeah, you hit 40 like people stop bugging about having kids give up. Yeah, they're like, I guess he was serious all those years.

He's not, he's not having kids. Yeah, I had a second one. This one is more upbeat. This one is definitely going to bring the mood up from the, uh, from the funeral stuff, the funeral stuff and the, uh, the legal action. That's, it was threatened by, uh threatened by that's gonna tear that family apart. A hundred-year-old man breaks the Guinness World record for working at the same company for 84 years. 84 years, this fucking dude stayed at one company. he was from Brazil, started working at the print shop at age 15.

And he's about to retire at age 100. Wow. Is it just because he can't do it anymore? At 100, why not just keep going until you drop dead at the printing press? I would have to think he's probably the token employee, probably doesn't even show up, probably doesn't even have, remember where he's even at?

He's got no show job. I'm sure they are just like, they would have assumed by now that he would have had the decency to pass on, they would never keep it. They're like for Christ's sake. Cause I doubt the Guinness record means about that much to the print shop as it does to this dude. If it needs anything to, if even realizes it. Like this dude. If it needs anything, to even realize it. Like, as people are talking about it casually, like,

you didn't even mention the name of the print shop. So it's not like, you're right, it's not like it helps them. And it's in some fucking, the middle of nowhere in Brazil, you said? Yeah, in Brazil. Yeah. I might find it depressing. You find that depressing, right? I'd be like, yeah.

I'm like, I never did anything, but stand by this fucking print machine for 80 years. And that's it. He was a world out there. He dropped to be like a salesman. Yeah, okay. So he wasn't just like working the machines like feed paper. Oh, okay.

So he did work to a desk job. But he never got that much better. Like, he was a president or anything. He never did get there. There was a ceiling for him in 1950. But that wouldn't inspire you. That doesn't make you feel good. Like there's guys out there like that. Oh, it does actually. I, he's happy. I'm happy. I don't, you know, who might would say whether whether there's a picture of him smiling. whether whether there's a picture of him smiling. Yeah, lots of pictures of me smiling.

There was way back in the day he may still be around. I don't know, but Gramps. I remember him the the view is Q-Fen. Oh yeah, Gramps. Yeah, what ever happened to Gramps? Oh no, I'm not sure. He was in his 60s when he was Gramps. Yeah, so he may be very old or passed on by now. But I remember like sitting standing

around with a small group of USQ fans and they were talking about, you know, different things and Gramps revealed that he had worked, like not a longshoreman like gravel pitwood Fred Flintstone is your basically basically for like 42 years and there was an audible gas people are people's breath away no in a way that like this guy takes your breath away like holy shit you spent that much time doing something so I Mean from the outside it seems meaningless Yeah, but you know what it was it was enough for him to get by it was enough for him raise a family I made that was he simple or no Simple man, no gramps was there he's what no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, early adopter. Like I have probably haven't seen him since the early 2000s maybe. Yeah. Well, so let's hope that we're in there. Let's hope Gramps has listened to this or

somebody will tell him that, you know, we gave him a fucking nice shot. It's a nice shout-out, right? I don't know. You could see it. We like him. We're talking nice about him. But we were a guest at how long he worked at the dogs or whatever. Oh, wow. I don't know. I like I always, when I was growing up, if someone told me I could break the Guinness Book of World Records or staying at one company, I would probably would have been like, fucking, I would have been jacked about that. Well, it depends on the company, right?

It depends on what you're doing. Well, I figure if I'm there that long, it had to be pretty good. You move up in the rack, you don't end up where you started. Yeah, I have to think of like, again, so it came back in time and told me I broke the record. I would have to think, well, I had to be really happy to stay there that long. Or no other options whatsoever. You keep looking at it from the other side. You can't try to change it.

It's all bad. It's all terrible. So, well, two of us did not swim with sharks. Recently, one of us did. I swim with sharks, yeah. I want to hear about it. I see all four appendages. Yeah, I could show you. You're looking good. They sent me some of the footage from the cameras down there. It's pretty, pretty wild. Yeah, it was, um, I saw a picture of Sal talking about being in a cage as if he were wrestling a boy, great white. Yeah, he was very dramatic. Yeah, he was in the cage, but you know what, I was very proud of him because it was, you know, one, he was on, he was so, uh, C-Sick on that boat. Oh, really? And he still got in got in the cage and gave out some fun content. So, you got to sell it and normally get C-Sick on a boat?

Well, I don't think so. It's not known for it. I just, there was a particularly looking nervous. I don't know if it was a nervous. I think it was just, it was a super windy day and the boat and it was just rocking. Can you imagine that? Not nervous about going into a cage and coming face to face with a shark? I mean, I don't get nervous a lot and a lot of things but that's one of those things. That's working nerves. Yeah, but the cage doesn't take away that nervousness. It's just like pop open. Yeah, you saw a jasmine. He was ramming it and shit and fucking.

Yeah. It was very fucking. I didn't see jaws. I also saw independence. I don't know. I'm not worried about fucking aliens. Yeah. Yeah, it was Yeah, it was pretty crazy. I'm still not certified. It was supposed to be like, I went out there and I did like, you're supposed to four open water dives

and that's, it was a 60 foot dive to a shipwreck and that was my third open water dive and I never had time to do the fourth so I did it all without being certified Oh, fucking Rebel this guy. Oh, so what what did that mean technically though? Yeah, that I didn't know what the fuck I was doing. I guess no, I mean I was safe. I was surrounded by seven Yeah, like the cameraman and all that stuff and they were all dive guys and I got in the water. All right, so you get in the water, right?

You do that big step off the boat into the water and I look down and I see 60 feet down and I'm like, panic, I'm like, there's no way I can do this. This is crazy, get me the fuck out of here. My breathing starts. The water's that clear, you could see to the bottom. Perfect, I'll show you the footage. Well, yeah, you could see straight to the bottom and

and And And I just started breathing real fast and I was like I'm just not gonna be able to do this like so I have to make something funny out of the fact And I'm about to be a big pussy and get that a lot of this water now What were you framed up the depth because you thought you're gonna sink to the bottom? It wasn't Everything was so unusual and so like the wetsuit was of the depth because you thought you're going to sink to the bottom. It wasn't. Everything was so unusual and so like the wetsuit was constricting, like it filled with water, you know what I mean?

And then like that felt constricting and then you're in this thing and that felt constriction and breathing is different in the mask and that felt odd. And then you just look down. It's just not natural to look down that depth, not know what you're doing. And be like, I guess I'm going down to that chip down there. It was just like, I can't do it. Oh, you went down to the bottom. I went down.

I was on the, I was on the deck of a shipwreck. Got a clip for this week. Oh, I went down, baby. Yeah. I went all the way down. So you touched the, you touched the ship? I was on it. I was on the deck.

Really? Yeah. Can you take anything from it or not? They were. Would with your advice you can't take anything. They didn't say anything I don't think that they would care too much these aren't like there's no Deblum's or no no no it was like a freighter hundred foot freighter from like the 60s that they just sank to make a reef It was intentionally sunk yeah, okay, so okay, so it's like all right Now my ears are hurting because of the pressure and I'm still learning how to depressurize and stuff like that. And I can't

to the bottom. And it's, it's insane. It's like nothing I've ever experienced before. It was just this blue weirdness. It was like in every direction, like you could see so far. You look up and you see the boat just like rocking on the water above you and the sunlight coming through. It's exactly like you see in movies. It's like you're living in a movie. It was pretty crazy. But the pressure on that ears was hurting and then they put the chumbucket on the deck and about 15 to 20 sharks come and they're just, I'm not in a cage. It's like I'm just on the deck of the shipwreck and the sharks are just bumping into you. Like they're like they they corner like camera a few times. Like their fins would like hit my mask and like they bump into my arm and stuff.

Is there any odor like when a shark, do they, those are smell? I don't think so. I mean, I'm sure they smell. But I, you're asking me if I smell anything. Yeah. Oh, no, I was in a, oh, yeah. Okay, yeah, I was in a, but like the guy, but you, so you were never on the, on the ship on top of them seeing the sharks? No, I was in a, yeah, I think it was in the back. But like the guy, but you knew, so you were never on the ship,

on top of them seeing the sharks? No, I was. Did they have any, like when they come, do they smell? No, I didn't know that. No, no, no, no, no, no. The second clip. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, lots of sharks and there was no I'm sure if you took them out of the water But then but there was so many jellyfish too like tiny jellyfish And they were like you're gonna get stung just try to ignore it. I'm like wait what? Yeah, I didn't get stung I because they were floating by the hundreds

Yeah, I'll show you picture of that I can pull it up pretty and you could feel it through your suit if you get stung Well, not all like my hands are exposed, you know, it's not, it's not as, this place we can get it like. Alright, so that's just a, that's what the jellyfish look like. And then if you scan to the next one, there's like a cluster of thousands. Thousands of jellyfish. Thousands, thousands. And there's not anything they could do to clear the area before you get in the water, like they're there. They're coding the ocean.

It's crazy. They can't take a big net and get them wet. It wouldn't be helpful. There's so many, there's nothing they can do. And they're just constantly floating by. It's not a good look either. You're like, kill those jellyfish. Yeah, shut up.

Come on. I'm throwing a gun. I don't kill them. Just kind of like, you know, either. You're like, kill those gillies. Yeah, shut up. Come on. I'm throwing it. I'm just kind of like, you know, taking net and like, sweep the area for BQ to get in the water so it doesn't get starved. And then when they pull the net back, maybe the gillie fish die. Then they can return to their natural habitat.

Once the starfish is gone. I got this great picture of Sal that I could never post. But like he had, there was a problem with the cage So the guy one of the guys got in the water to like making adjustment It sounds just Back and it just straight up looks like the guys blowing Sal in the cage He was like working on the weight belt on on Sal thinks only the top is had was floating above the water It sounds just sitting there with a guy in front of it He was like working on the weight belt on sales things. Only the top of his head was floating above the water.

It sounds just sitting there with a guy in front of him. And so everybody of the boat just starts cracking up laughing because we're old children. And then the guy gets up and goes, what? What was every laugh about? He fucking knew. He can do whatever it is.

Great crew guys. It was something else being on the shipwreck. Eyes down there about 20 minutes. And I saw groupers, biggest vaultswagon. It was like crazy down there, man. It was really nuts. What'd you say, you just big as a grouper? It's like a big black fish.

It's just huge. It just, it's just, it's dangerous. No, no. I saw an eel. Is it an eel? Is it an eel? Is it an eel? Is it an eel?

Is it an eel? Like an electric one? It wasn't an electric. I don't know what type it was, but those morey is. It's weird, it just came and looked at me and then like slid backwards in the water. I was like, all right, that's cool. Now this experience doesn't make you wanna like pursue more scuba diving.

Aquatic adventures. It does, yeah, I really got into it. I don't think I would, I think the key is gonna be to find a way to do it like I did this, which is like, What's seven? We're professionals. Yeah, like, yeah.

It's a more expensive way to do things, right? What is not more money? Well, okay, as you say, in a private vacation, you're gonna hire seven. No, I mean, on a private vacation, I'd probably do like just 10 feet of water around the reef, I wouldn't be, I would feel confident about that,

but I'm like, I got into the sharks, man. And there was a scientist, Dr. Craig, and we got to get him on the show. He's like, he lives on a long island. He's knows everything about sharks. And he creates like new inventions in his, in his garage, and then brings him out in the water to test them to like do tests and stuff like that. And he's such a fascinating dude. a fascinating dude. Super nice, super fascinating dude. Obsessed with sharks. Yo sharks can't get cancer. I didn't know that. Yeah, they wanted to.

They don't think they looked to them for the cure. Well, they can't. They tried to figure out why they wanted the few creatures that will never develop cancer. That's awesome for sharks. Yeah. Well, he's a nice guy. That's awesome for sharks. Yeah. Yeah. Well, he's a nice guy.

We can get him on. It was like, it was really special, man. It was, it was, it was a whole new perspective. It was an experience I never had before. You know what I mean? How rare do those get? Where you're like, holy shit. Like I can't believe I'm on a sunken ship.

Now do you remember? Yeah. Does this make the production now have to up the anion now to do more like Breath taking and visually, you know Stunning stunts and challenges like that like Safari or something. No, it wasn't it wasn't a challenge It was it was for shark week. So it was like an edge. It was like a comedic educational thing It wasn't like we're doing bits. I mean we did Could you like could you guys like ever like do like you're gonna go scale like Everest or something

That's a lot of work just a good base camp. That's like five episodes I think that's one I would just be like I don't want to do that. No, you don't want to do Everest. I don't want to climb Everest. No, it doesn't seem easy. I would do like a safari, I would do more stuff like that, but like, let's not go crazy without- Everest is crazy, a lot of people do it, a lot of like, like, businessmen just do it. Like, how high, how high, how many miles above the ground is Everest? No, no, look it up, look it up.

Okay, because I walk 10 miles the other day. 10 miles, what get him? No, with my wife, and I'm thinking, like, I was telling my wife, I was like, I think I could do Everest. I just did 10 miles. I don't feel anything. And she was like, you can't do Everest. And I was like, I think if I had like, you know,

the proper climbing gear, climbing gear, some nice sneakers and that, that air tank. I thought you had those nice sneakers. I'm like, I'm like if you have one ever since sneakers, but I think you have like, I think there's a path up the mountain that's just like a trail. I mean, I don't have to do with these crates.

I don't want to scale like a rock wall. So it's 29,000 feet. Which is how many miles? Well, 5,000 feet, 5,000 to 180 feet to a mile. So you're talking roughly five something miles. Well, 5,000 feet, 5,000, 180 feet two miles. So you're talking roughly five something miles. Dude, I fucking doubled Mount Everest the other day. On a flat surface. Yeah. Well, it wasn't all flat. No. No. I had to push the highway. Oh, well, well,

you're ready to go. I mean, that's, and I did it all in like, I did it. I sort of got it in three hours. Three hours, huh? 10 miles and three hours. Oh, 10 miles and three hours, yeah. Nice, dude. That's what I'm saying. I think Mount Everest would be the, is the, you said you peaked or you summit it. That's what it's called.

Yeah, you summit it. Okay. Yeah, like, but I always thought there was a way that you don't have to climb a sheer rock walls. You just go up like a little trail. But it's not really doing it then. Oh, yeah, definitely. Yeah, you get to the top. You see that view I think it's hard, dude. I don't think it's easy. I mean, oh, yeah There's there's a lot of people have lost their lives, but they go in the wrong time of year

I'll go when it's nice and gonna spring. Yeah, it's nice and warm When the snow's melting into torrential rivers You see dead bodies along the way you see all that garbage They name the dead bodies they have nicknames you know how we got Jimmy the hair guy You're right, well they got green boots because it's some lady in the green boots that you see as you walk up that just died They just leave it there. It's our remains there. Yeah, they just leave it there because it's too it's too hard to To bring it down and like a magical. Yes, you just got to and. Because it's too hard to bring it down. And like, yeah, it's practical.

Yes, you just got to, and I guess it's also like, hey, you know, she want it to be there. You know, that's where she wanted to, like if she can't make it back, that's where she want her final place to be. And it's kind of like, you know, you take, I don't know if it's that ghoulish though, where you take a picture with Greenboots. I think that I would be upset. I guess selfie. Yeah.

She would be happy to be a permanent monument to failure. Oh, you call that a failure? Yeah, you're trying to get to the top and die halfway up. I mean, would you call it? Green boots. I think I think failure is a wrong way to look at it. You're looking at it for those Brian Johnson lens, is where he was trying to say, you know, about the knock in the guy Yeah, but I mean she tried to accomplish something and she didn't Yeah, but she she died though doing what she loved man climbing that climbing that mountain trying to Summit But yeah, failing Yeah, I mean it's I guess it's all how you it's all context and how you you can fail a lot of things though share of course

Yeah, and this is not something that a lot of people can do. My thing is, I wouldn't want to be forever defined and remembered by my failure, which is what Greenboot is. And you're reduced to not even your name. The Greenboot. Yeah. A fashion choice, you mean? Yeah.

I saw a video of a dude who came back, he got caught in a storm and he lost all his fingers and it was relatively recently that it happened when they took the interview, I think, but it was decades ago, it was on 60 minutes from the 80s or something. And his whole nose was black. I looked like a scarecrow, kind of like.

And his whole hands were black and his feet were black from, I guess, the frostbite. I'm like, why did you go then? Like, why wouldn't you go in the summer? Yeah. Like, I don't understand why people don't talk to you. But what you get in your own elevations, there is no fucking summer. It's just as cold. The winter. There's no like, you know, like, Bommi weather, do you go up the top? Not at the peak, I don't think. Okay, well I might change things

I think it's yeah. I don't get to wear just my shorts in a long time. Get out my target shoes. You didn't need balance. I don't know but I see other guys that make it and I'm like that fucking roly-poly motherfucker got to the top.

Right. As I, how did he make it up there? He's that old. He doesn't look that impressive. I have a specimen. You're judging him by, yeah. Watching these YouTube videos, yeah. Yeah, yeah, it's judging a book by its cover,

but I'm like, you know, he looks like an accountant. He look Rolly Polly. He looks like a gram. He looks like a gram. He looks like a gram. You look rolling poly. Who are gramps? I don't know. Have you a bucket list? A bucket list? I'd like to go to Australia.

Australia? You've said that for a long time. I'd like to go to Japan. One of those dangerous places in the world as far as creepy crawlies in shit. Yeah, I would probably stick to the hotels though. Japan? Yeah, I wouldn't go into the outback and risk coming across all these creepy crawlies. Box jellyfish. I would stay in Sydney and Melbourne, places where...

Civilized. Yeah, where they've eradicated all the creepy crawlies, hopefully don't miss some of those beaches and boobies all over the place Want to hit them. Yeah, yeah, yeah Straight forward thinking there's Australian girls. All right nice Penguins too in Australia. Oh, yeah, you would never have thought that yeah lots of penguins on the beach Arctic foul. They're everywhere. You see them. Yeah. Not in America. Or you can't find a penguin in America. Or maybe Alaska, right? Probably Alaska. I guess that I don't know. Indigenous to Alaska you think. I don't know. I think they are

too. I think that's all 50 plus years and be like I don't know if there's penguins. Well where I learned it at one point and the fact I fucking never changed my life at all, it just got shuffled out. But he figured there's polar bears in Alaska, right? So what do they eat? They got to eat penguins. Seals? Oh yeah.

Yeah. Mary Beth was telling me about a video she watched where they rehabilitated a seal. I think it was in Alaska, as a matter of fact. You know, fixed them up. He had like, you know, scars and all that other shit. They fixed them up. And they've said they released them. And as soon as they released them, a fucking orca comes. No, just grabs a contaminant. It might not have been Alaska. I'm not sure what orcas are. That should do.

And this is where you're somewhere. You know, it, it, right? Like I feel like once you're like a battered wildlife, you deserve like the rest of your life like kicking back Some help mm-hmm We get fucking eating right away Go on to California tomorrow. What are you doing there? This is jet-setter this work. I envy them work stuff But I think I'm gonna go to Disneyland. Yeah, we would carve out a day and go Disneyland

I've never been at Disney Land in California. Yeah. Is it good? Yeah, it's nice, same thing. It's a small scale of Disney Land. It's definitely smaller, but I mean, it's pretty impressive. It's not like you get there and you're like, what a dump. Yeah, now you're going on business or a pleasure.

Business. Business. Monkey business. What does that mean? I don't know. Oh. I'm going away too. Where you going mean? I don't know. Oh. I'm going away too.

Where you going? I'm going to Florida next weekend. Go to Disney? I don't know if I'm going to Disney. I'm going to do the con with Blue Juice. What? You're doing a con in Florida? Yeah.

Look at you. How did this happen? I released a book with Blue Juice and they're gonna sell it at the con. I think it's called Megacon. I don't know what it's called. Oh, that's a big con Yeah, I mean, I'm not going now. I was like damn how the fuck is he not? Yeah, it's like going that I can yeah, but he's not going now How is he not going? He's a different con. He's a different con that weekend. He didn't get the

Well, I'd like to announce it's highly unlikely. We'll see a new episode of Tellum's Dive Day next week You will be in LA. What will be a Florida and I'll be a funeral? Wow, when made you cuz you've resisted cons I think just cuz Tom is you know He's put so much work and effort into getting this book out. Yeah, it took seven years for me to do and he you know He stuck through it and never gave me a hard time. And he was like, Hey, would you mind coming down? He just got the, I just found out about it. Okay. He's like, if I got the table, is there any chance you could come down and maybe try to move some copies? And I was like, if you think it'll do it, I said, if you think it'll make a difference, like, I don't know if it'll fucking like

spit in the ocean. No, right. I don't know if it'll make a real significant amount of books move to make it worth the effort and everything by talking about just that from all he did to help me get it out there. Wow, that's pretty much it. Plus it's like there's worse places to hang out there. Exactly, yeah. Yeah, exactly. I started writing the headless horse, McAstain Island.

The headless horse from the stand island. Really? I'm gonna do it a quick 30 minute, I'm gonna do like a 15, 20 minute, let's say play for us to do with the Grammar C. Wow. Yeah. I know like when you said that,

I know immediately in Walt's mind at register like he's never gonna do this. Oh yeah. Oh it's common. It's common. Now are you writing any music? No, no, no, you want to listen maybe a J. Sarge to do some some backing some spooky, some smoking background music. Oh, I mean, you're not talking about a musical. You're just talking about like ambion. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, to like maybe he could maybe already has some existing music. Yeah, I just need like a that's great. We could do that. I was thinking like, you could play some spooky, we could play while the audience like comes in. The organ. Yeah, something like that. I just need a couple of smoke machines to set some ambiance. You got some volcanoes, don't you?

Yeah, not that time to smoke that. Oh, well, well. I'm trying to hate Steve. You can't miss your world. We're doing this so you don't miss your cue again. So you've got enough fucking touch that. You'd have the volcano attached to your fucking lips. You can't miss your world. We're doing this so you don't miss your cue again Have the volcano attached to your fucking lips He has to miss it right again

He's got to get that moment the crowd's got to go berserk Don't fuck it up. Don't do it. Don't be green. Oh, I was thinking this too. I had this idea once about stuff you guys I Don't know how far in advance you have a free or you may know you have a free day in October Okay, but a Saturday I was thinking about doing like a one-year anniversary Celebration here, okay, that has a Airport Plaza which is odd because we're I because what I wanted to do was rent a bus and I remember people can fit on the bus, that's how many people would come

and we drive to Collingwood, spend a day calling for a shop and with us. And then we get lunch, the bus gets lunch and then we come back and they shop at the general store and then they say see general store and then say, see you later, and it's an easy day. It's exclusive, too. There's not that many people that come to the store.

They shop with us at Colling's one. But how's that going to work? It's going to be three of us, tailed by like 20 people, going from shop to shop. Yeah, I'm sure. I'm sure they could do their own thing. Yeah, they can go meet up back at the bus at two. Okay. You know. So we're not promising they're're gonna shop with us. We're taking them to,

well, eat, well, there's three of us and we'll, I'm sure we'll take it. So that's four of us. Maybe we could take five and like a group and like, we're the chaperones. Okay. And we take, and then maybe we could switch off or meet up. It's not that big where you, we would bump into each other. I see a cues expression as he's nodding be like there's no fuck away I'm gonna miss no We sing songs on the bus Yeah, that sounds all right I like I like that part. I it's the walking around shopping that's that's that's concerning you. Yeah, why?

Because they got what do you like you're not shopping you're just talking all time like yeah, you're like this is I thought we also could do a little little Tor of Jersey, you know, you can see some sites that are important to TSD and and our history Yeah, so we make a big day of it. I mean buses aren't that cheap aren't that expensive no rent So okay, I mean we could probably get 50 to 60 people. I don't know if we would get that many wow I mean, we could probably get 50 to 60 people. I don't know if we would get that many. Wow. You know who would come down for it?

Frank V. Oh yeah, but we don't want to feel to fill the bus with a chaperone, so. Because then you're, Q's like, don't we? What if we just went to dinner with Frank V? And get him. You don't like it, though.

What do you think? I get him loved it. He loved it. I think it would be funny. Like, wouldn't it, we all meet in the parking lot of the like get him loved it He's not the other way to be funny like wouldn't it? We all meet in the parking lot of the airport plaza. We board the bus We go to Collins with sing songs on the way and then we get out and we just shop Well, that's the part that's I like everything that's structured that the just shopping is where I'm just like

Well, what am I doing? I'm just walking around with strangers like shopping? I don't I'll be there Brian be there. We'll have fun. You said we're gonna split up a film it We don't have to split up and you don't have to split up. I mean, you don't have to. We don't, I mean, if you're on comfortable splitting up, you and Brian can take your group combined it. Yeah. And then you guys can go see the porn dude and be like, yeah, he's still there. Oh yeah. I wrote the porn dude. You can go see him again. This is a great way to solve right a year, I thought. I just need a little structure. He's all I'm saying. Okay, that's all. I'm down for the bus. What if you don't have the singing songs?

I'll just show up at Collins, or you don't have to even take the bus. You'd drive there. I like the bus, right? You like the bus, right? Yeah, I like the singing songs. All right, you could stay on the bus or you don't have to get off the bus then.

Okay, all right, well, just go light in the back. I'm the bus for four hours. Ha ha ha ha ha. Brain of alcano. Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha. Well then I'm not getting off the bus. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Yeah, I'll come up with a more of a structured. That's all I need a structure.

I do want to, I think it's a great idea. From like time by time little dots, okay, from 10 a.m. to 12 p.m. We'll be shopping, walk around. That would be ideal, but I don't want to over structure it. If you feel it's going to hurt the day. I don't think so. Okay. I don't think so. I don't think so.

I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I would be ideal, but I don't want to over structure it. If you feel it's going to hurt the day. I don't think so. Okay. I don't think so. I think I can structure it even more and then present it to you to see if you approve of the days activities.

I thought we could rent a maybe a place where we could bring that many people and get lunch. Okay. I like this. Yeah. We can rent a rent out a restaurant, so look close to the, to the flea market. Oh, I like this. Yeah. We rent a, rent out a restaurant, so look close to the, to the flea market. Oh, this is great.

And then we take the bus back. I like it, I like it. You know, and we, and if you want to shop at the general store, we'll have some new merch maybe about that point. Some new, new t-shirt or something. And this is a one year anniversary of being at the airport Plaza.

Oh, cool. I brought a new Lego piece today being at the airport plaza. Oh cool. I Brought a new Lego piece today way smaller way small to put on display. Yeah, it's out there now It's a ship in a bottle. It's about this big really. Yeah, how'd you put it in the bottle? Well, you build the bottle around it. This is a bottle is like a Lego too Is that how they did it too with real ships in bottles? No, I think they I think they build it inside the bottle real ships in the bottle with like there was long Yeah, like like tweezers in the gluid and then put it piece by piece. Could you ever do? Could you ever well, I mean when you're I don't mean now Could you ever think that you could sit there and like could you have the patience and the diligence and the Fucking time to put together a boat inside of a bottle

I've be sleeping up glass and the fucking time to put together a boat inside of a bottle. I'd be sleeping up glass. Oh, look at the place. God damn it. Yeah, no, it's a certain type of person who has that level of patience. That meticulousness. Do you think there's a lot of people who still dabble in that hobby of putting things in bottles? I do.

Other than Lego things. I mean, I don't think it's gotten grown or really fell. I think it's always been a specific lame people like. I would have to disagree. I think the amount of people in the 70s are building things in football models has definitely dipped by 2020. Yeah, like in 2020 people are like, there's more shit to do. I guess I just never thought it was a big community begin with. Oh shit it was huge in the 70s right?

Really? I feel like you saw about everyone's mantle. Yeah, now you rarely see it. Yeah well we're gonna see one now the general. A Lego one that's right. How do you put together a glass bottle that a Lego? It's like plastic panels. I mean it's right here I can show you. Yeah, okay. That's interesting. We'll make you buy that. I could show you. Yeah, that's interesting

Well made you buy that it was the first one I ever did I just wanted something small and relatively easy to learn how to subconsciously was it what influenced by your trip to Pardon no, this was two years ago. Yeah, yeah, this is two years ago. I built this one But yeah, I I wanted something on display and I know that you said the haunted house was a little too big and unwieldy So I figured I'd bring in something a little smaller for you guys. Yeah, you hear that Jimmy the hair guy We got a new Oh, and I brought the box for Jimmy the hair guy to send it for the for the Halloween house Okay, he's gonna probably come just come down. Oh great. Okay. Yeah, he's gonna be on a Sunday Jeff show We're gonna do something. Oh cool. So he's got he won. He's in he's in nice. He got the nod. I like it. He's a nice guy very nice. Yeah, I really liked him

How was people's response to him? I haven't been checking out. I don't know I think I really I think they be a heck of a negative. Well, I figured I have to people would be like How could they be a negative? Well, I figured half the people would be like, you waste some of my money. Fucking money, what's that I'm gonna do? Oh, not to say there aren't people saying that. But I don't think the people are resenting him for getting on the show because of it.

I think that would be the only negative thing that I could anticipate would be people being like, oh, he's just telling the show because he bought something. Well, fuck yeah. I'm gonna have to say goodbye to T-shirt. It's like we're appreciative. You buy a $2,000 lock of hair. That's something worth talking about.

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You could have made it like, I... Dynastore Spider-Man, like anything. Yes, you could have did anything you could have did. You could have fucking had us just... Exhausted from fucking fan gasming. Yeah. All movie long and you just didn't do it for some reason. I don't know why. Yeah.

I don't know why you were so reluctant not to do it. But you could, I said, I heard rumors of Lou Ferigno popping up and I was just like that's gonna be amazing. Hugh Jackman is Wolverine. It's like, oh, it's gonna be great. I would start like it would be so cool if they put, remember that Nicholas Hammond spider-man from the... Oh yeah. You don't need Nicholas Hammond, but you just get that costume. You just have that spider-man. It could have been...

Like, why? Can you get a meeting with Fiji and maybe get us to like as a consolation jobs like not fuck dude. I cannot we can make his knee Billions, yeah, but you think that they're like what do we need now? Somebody mentioned fan gosm Three middle-aged white guys from Little age white guys from Jeremy. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I'm like just nobody really likes Captain Marvel Guys, it just don't work out like you want to do That I am not upset by that. I'm just saying like just show me a Ten seconds a loop for a new asshole show me five seconds of the Nicholas Hammond Spider-Man costume Yeah, show me the fantastic four all the the failed fantastic four Vehicles that came. Oh, that would be cool. I mean yeah, I mean I'll be do a galactus

Come on, like go to an earth and a galactus is eating the earth while they're on it like yeah, it would have been I will tell you I would tell Feige. I like I'll do it for a minimum wage. I'll be a consultant. Yeah I can help this I can help to write this ship Well, what what do you think? I'm security. There's normally nothing I can do to help you. But like you as it as generally think Marvel's losing their way. Yeah, I do. You do. Yeah, I think they've they're a little bit full of themselves now. And like for years, we were like, we can't wait for MCU to get back to characters because they know how to do it right because they'll do it the true to the character. Yeah.

And now they're, they've kind of been like, you know what, we got this, we don't need to fucking work off the canon of the comic books. We know a better way now. And that's when you start losing your mojo, when you think you're all that, and you know a better way than the guys

who fucking created this shit. The guys who fucking worked for peanuts, creating the lore that everybody adores, and now you're gonna be like, yeah, we know better than those guys. We know better than the fucking, the four fathers. And you know, I mean, that's almost like I'm talking about real life.

Yeah. Yeah. I was getting a little heavy there. A little heavy. I'm not talking about George Washington and all those clowns. I'm talking about Jack Kirby. I'm talking about Mark Wolfman. I'm talking about all the Frank Miller. I'm talking about all those cats.

Turn your back on them You know for a couple likes on fucking social media and well then you're then you got a lot of fucking unhappy Hard core fans. Yeah, how did it do? You know I thought sure it did great. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I brought what'd you bring it up for? Because there's a woman she was a sorceress in it. Yeah She and her husband were convicted of having sex with a girl who was only 13 years old. Whoa. Are we talking about the spoilers? Are we talking about the Easter egg? I Don't think this is an Easter egg. No, no, no These two like when she pops up is this the Easter egg the first Easter egg in the movie that sorceress

Oh, it says Sarah Python a martial artist who played a saucer along Benedict Cumberbatch, oh, in the 2016 Marvel flick. Okay. All right, that's my bad. I'm sure she's not in a new one. She's definitely not a new one. Okay, I miss the 2016 she banged a 14 year old 13 year old girl. She and her husband were banging her for years. I knew a girl that was when she was 16, having sex with a couple. Oh yeah, yeah, I was like, so risky.

It's an unusual kind of gal. Yeah, you don't meet many of them. No, no. She said it didn't affect her negatively. No? She went there to take so she thinks. Yeah, she pretty well put together. She said she was like doing like a teen model thing and the photographer invited her to her

studio and his wife was there and then that upstarting in a fair of sorts. One of those are 12. She's like, I have the pictures. She's like, you want to see it? I go, I don't want to see you naked at 16. I'm like, I'm sorry. Yeah. I was like, I don't even want them in my house. Get them out of here. I'm calling the cops as we should. You're having your rest. You're busted.

Oh, yeah. I don't want that. But back to the strange, did you give it? I can't remember. Did you say thumbs up or thumbs up? Well, my complaint was the complaint you have now. Although it was very cool when we saw... All the Ramy touches were cool.

But when we saw a certain character pop up Which was cool. Yes, but of course, you know, you want a more of that though, you know, you get just don't fucking You know touch it and then leave it alone. Yeah, I'm jack it off a little. I hear you I just I got some of the clips to choose I don't know where to start. I think I liked it more than you did. Yeah. The zombie stranger was cool.

I really liked that. I did too. But I did feel it was a bit, I wanted more out of the multiverse aspects. So it's just like you, yeah. You just, I don't know why the, they didn't go for it. Why didn't they squash these rumors then?

I don't know. Like, I heard Tom Cruise is gonna be in an As I'm in, and that didn't happen either. Who's telling you all this shit? The internet. The internet's going on about it. Yeah, and I thought the characters, I always thought the little freak no one, right?

The little freak was gonna be in another, and I'm like, I don't resent Chuck for it, but I mean, I'm sure he's just getting his info from the internet as well, but like, God damn it though, it's like a layout. I got damn it Chuck. I agree. It's a layout, I'm, he, I'm sure he's just getting his info from the internet as well, but like, God damn it though, it's like a layout. I got damn it Chuck. I agree.

It's a layout, I'm a fucking, I know Lufra going through a much right now. You could have got him for a song. Yeah. It was so bad. Who's in that about me? I agree. I mean, the characters they gave us,

I was like, this is fucking really boring. And that one scene, I was like, this is just boring. It's like, and it shouldn't be. No, no, it really shouldn't have been. But. But I liked America. I liked the kid. I liked her a lot.

Now what happened to, because they already had a character that did this, and I'm not sure maybe they don't own this character because it's an X-Men character. Remember Blink? Yeah. Isn't that the same character? Wouldn't that the same power? Blink went through, she was in the X-Men character. Remember Blink? Yeah. Isn't that the same character? Wouldn't that the same power?

Blink went through, she was in the X-iles, right? They went from, yeah, you're right. I think it was, like, she was the one that got them through the different dimensions and stuff. Yes. Isn't that the same power as America Shabbos? Maybe. What happened to Blink or did they not have Disney

have all the access to the X-Men? But they have, I don't know. I don't know. But did they, did now, they have the X-Men, but they have I don't know I don't know, but did they did now they have the X-Men back? Yeah Yeah, what do you think they're gonna do it that when they're gonna roll that shit out? I don't know I'm surprised and they could use the other X-Men Charles Xavier from the younger version, right? The guy who was a Maccavoy. Yeah, I Mean Patrick Stewart is a legend He's he's looking like he's he's looking like a little like professor X is in his 80s now

You know Like a guy. He was great. I do anything but just sitting in chairs. Yeah, you're right I just I just wonder if like it would be who them to I Mean look if he's willing to do the job you let him do it as long as he wants because he's like one of the greatest actors Right like he's just the best. So yeah, but I wonder if they'll be like, how do they recast it? Not even macabre.

You go in another direction, right? I would go macabre. Macabre? Yeah, just because I think it's, again, it's fan service. Right. Which is what we want. It's all I want.

That's not a dirty word. Fan service? It's not. I don't know why it's become a dirty word Has I mean I think because They're like it's more than just you guys. We're trying to appeal to as wide of an audience as possible And if you just do fan service, there's lots of people including myself who would like you left out a Little bit like fuck you. Okay

left out. A little bit like fuck you. Okay. You don't want to play in that sandbox anyway, though. I know you. You don't give a fuck. I know. I feel left out. I know. Victimized. I don't get it. I love watching things where I'm like, I'm pretty sure. But I don't get it. And I love watching things where I'm like, I get every reference. And I'm like, oh, this is because of those, this is because of those. So like, if I go, you have to put in the work to get those references.

It's too late now. It's too late for me to put in the work. Like, you guys have fucking decades and decades of knowledge where you're like, oh, like, you get like these little tiny references. Whereas like, I don't even get, I'm like, who is that? Is that Superman? I'm like, I don't even get the big references after that.

So I understand why they do it, but that's just, you know. Did you think that it was kind of arrogant for Disney to assume that every person seeing Dr. Strange watched Juan Division? to assume that every person seeing Dr. Strange watched the wand division. Um, yeah, I mean, I thought they did a good job of explaining it. I went with some people who didn't watch wand division and they got it. They got it. Yeah.

I think it's, I think it's highly fucking arrogant to be like, everybody knows this shit. Yeah, I just think also like, I think the real arrogance is just I don't know I don't know I don't want a bad enough on the vision. I got shit for it last time But I felt like it might take on one the vision was completely justified remember I was sitting here going like She's a fucking piece of shit. She's a bad guy Yeah, she's a good one like she is the bad guy and the sword agent this was my take back then my sword the sword agent Who is the bad guy, I thought was a good guy in one of the vision.

And I caught someone's shift for that online and now here she is fucking killing people left and right. Are you throwing in everybody's face? Yeah, fucking suck on it. I'm online too. Yeah, you hear me online. Would you post that? Like maybe a screenshot of some of the fucking, yourractors and now like oh and now you can be like

Crickets I hear nothing but crickets now he was right again Really going out of his I'm so big you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, there's finally, men have fought back. Okay. I'm against you. Against these awful women, we're constantly saying they're being harassed. Yeah, so now in the UK, calling men bald at work is now considered sexual harassment.

Whoa! Oh my god. I knew we were going to get to this place. I mean, can you imagine? Hair loss is far more common among men than women, so using the term is inherently related to sex and equivalent to commenting on the size of a woman's breasts. Wow. I guess technically speaking you are commenting on a physical trait. Yeah, or appearance. The finding made by three judges who lament their own lack of locks in the judgment. Oh, they allowed, that's a conflict of interest for the three judges to weigh in. That is weird at least one of them had to have had to have some luscious uh... had a hair things first got harry when one of thin supervisors finish the guy who brought the suit uh... allegedly called him a fat bald cunt

and he was involved with the party of the issue and then he was later fired from the west Yorkshire-based British bun, which makes wooden cask plugs. And there's a whole bunch of bullshit in the article. But yeah, this is, look, it's weird because it's like, you, obviously, the days have gone bad to like women working in offices where it's like, what's up sugar tits, get me some coffee. Right. You can't have that, but at the same time, like, you can't have this.

I mean, I think it's a bit far. There are guys, I mean, okay, you're talking about three guys sitting here who have hair. Yeah. I don't know what it's like to be bald, but like, obviously it really, really affects some people. Yeah, to the point where they even will take a can and try to spread onto their own head. Yeah. So who knows? Who knows what their pain is?

Uh, uh, yeah, who knows? I mean, I don't think it would feel good to look. But then you're right. What's next after this? Then what can't you comment on? Like my fingernails are too long for a guy. But I think that you just gotta let it ride. You just gotta not call them bald and you gotta not comment them the next thing either. It's not hard to not call people bald. I don't think I ever done it.

I've never said somebody like your father's like, yeah, it's like, what context are you at work that would even come up unless you're like, your fat bald. You're like, did you hear what John said in accounting and you're like who's John no the ball guy Right. Yeah, that can't Yeah, I thought that was pretty interesting that it's now Hey, like you're nice big tits is the same as hey, Baldy. Oh, hmm.

Well, it's just like, again, even like, it reminds me of like, you have a situation where a teacher has had some inappropriate relations with a student. And if it's a guy with a girl, you feel one way. If it's a girl with a guy guy you feel you feel the other way. Right. Shit! That reminds me. We had a revelation, you know that Sunday Jeff was dating an older woman in high school.

How much older? 21 and he's 16. Whoa! Fuck a Mac! Yeah! That was shape for sure man! Yeah! Wow! He was hitting it. And quitting it? Yeah. Fuck a Mac. Yeah, that's a shame for sure Wow, he was hitting it and quitting it. Yeah, wow was he on?

He said she was I mean what's he gonna say? I was fucking some pig when I was 16. No, what though? Still, you know if it was an older lady. I mean yeah, I want him everything you know I fucking old really was in the right home about. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha