Tell Em Steve-Dave - #538: Kids in Satan’s Service

Episode Date: November 28, 2022

Post-Thanksgiving wrap up, Bry spends a day Blue Octobering, unusual after-school clubs.

Just run me over, go ahead, I know you want to. I just feel so sorry for Edgar. He should just shut his fucking mouth because he's not funny. Your homophobic jokes are way more like, you know the heart warming right and they would make they would make anybody feel better tell him Steve Dave hello and welcome to this week's edition of tell him Steve Dave I am here with Walt and I am here with Frank five

that's right no bequeue this week he's off galovanting doing Thanksgiving related stuff. I think he got his He got his hands stuck up a turkey's ass. I'll try to get the apples saying you won't be in and I feel like Frank today I feel like we're operating with a low energy wall flat again. Is that true? Well, I mean, it's You know that it's as you get older it's harder to get you know, get the trip to fan out of your system after, you know, gouging on Turkey for two straight days, you know, the leftovers. That's where it is. So it's hitting you. Oh, yeah, I had like so much turkey even before I got here today. You had turkey before you?

Oh, yeah, really? Yeah, you didn't eat any leftovers and everything. Like, so yeah, I'm all tripped to fan down. That's the name of the chemical, right? Yeah. Yeah, so. So it lifts me, yeah, it's all right. So let's bring energy. You bring energy up, Frank.

It's infectious. Me? You're looking at me to bring an energy up. We were doing a podcast just before we started this and we all fell asleep during it. Well, I wasn't on. You were not on it. Yeah, like I was recording a fellow sleep. That sounds really weird. Yeah, sounds bad for you.

Yeah. He really can't handle his turkey. I was just, I didn't realize I fell asleep. I was just on my phone. The next thing I know, you know, people are not like that. You got an OXB like, where'd go, Pissie? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So how was your Thanksgiving?

Was it nice and smooth? Nice and quiet. Yeah. Very quiet. Had Turkey, of course, and mashed potatoes and... Pupsy. Yeah. Yeah.

That's all you need, those are the three. You got Pepsi? Pepsi, yes. I had Pepsiopsie. Yeah. That's all you need, those are the three. Popsie. Yes, I had Pepsi this year. Why? I don't know, the wife just brought home Pepsi,

and it was a nice change of pace. I hadn't had it in a while. There you go. What about you, Frank? No Pepsi for you. No Pepsi. So you're looking down your nose at Walt for drinking Pepsi. Yeah, it's probably.

I like Coke. I like Coke. But we went to my aunt's houses houses, was the first year that we didn't have to go to multiple houses. So we just had to go to one house and it was nice because we got to stay the entire time and didn't have to rush to go to a different place. So it was a lot of fun. It was a call back to the old Thanksgiving because we had so many people at my aunt's house, there was like 20 people.

So we had a kids table and then we had a medium kids table and then an older person table. It was nice to see the little kids running around house screaming and so on. You liked that? Yeah. Now what were the tables again? Little kids table. Yeah. And then we had the middle kids table.

Yeah. And then the adult table. Oh, they said there was three different ages for the adults. Young adults, middle age adults and old adults. No, we didn't have that many. Nine tables. That's fucking house. I mean, I need the adult table this year, so that was nice.

It's the first year? No, no, I've done it. Let's see, after a couple of relatives died a couple years ago, I got knocked out. That's silly. That's silly. That was the only way we moved out. They didn't just leave the seat empty. No, they let you fill it.

I'm still at the kids table. I don't want to tear over there. We, uh, and by we, I mean, pretty much Marybeth hosted for the first time. This year, and she made a lot like it was only it was me, Marybeth, Sage, uh, Pam and Edgar, my sister, Darren and his girlfriend, and then eventually my nephew and his girlfriend showed up. So it was really only eight people the whole time, but she made food for like 18, I would say.

So we had a lot of people. So people didn't take it home with them? Nobody would take anything home. I thought for sure like my nephew, because he lives with, he is like literally, I'm not exaggerating, he's like what, six roommates or something like that. Six roommates he lives down in his very parks. I'm like, well, they must need food and shit, you know,

but they're like, no, no, we've got our Thanksgiving coming up Saturday, so we don't even have any room in the refrigerator. You know, Pam and Edgar are old, so they're not going to really eat that much. He can handle the trip to Fannie, either at this point. At the age of his life?

I don't think so because he wanted, all he wanted to do was leave. He got there around like, I mean, and it fairness to him it was kind of late. He got there around one o'clock and we needed a TV hung so him and he and Darren, my brother Darren, got them to work and they put up the TV and he hung around for a little while and then by, you know, we ate and I think by six o'clock, he was like, look, I'm out. It still gave five hours. I think it was fine, but man was giving him such a hard time about leaving.

Yeah, how much more time do you need? You need just dad need to put in, I mean, at this point. And he's like, I don't fuck a fuel well. He's like, I don't feel time do you need? Do you need just add need to put in? I mean, at this point. And he's like, I don't fuck a feel well. He's like, I don't feel well, you know? But then Pam is like, she's so weird. Like, she drinks wine for the shit called Praseco. She's big, I'm just a new thing.

Drinking? No, no, no. She's, she's drunk for years. Not to excess, but like on holidays and shit, it seems like, or if like there's a gathering, it seems like she doesn't know her limit. So like, this is one of those occasions where like, I can tell she's drinking too much, she and my sister start bickering over like the stupidest shit. Like they were arguing at one point over my sister being annoyed that she was

forced to paint her room yellow when she was young like you know in grade school or whatever. Meanwhile the house is so small my parents were sleeping on a fucking fold-out couch because we had like four people and only three bedrooms so like I got a bedroom my sister got a bedroom and an Eric and Darren shared a bedroom and then my parents slept on a full-dow couch for years. No mention of that. Just a mention of the fucking color not being to her liking.

But like shit like that, like little petty, bitter shit from fucking years ago, it seems like those two always. You think it's the wine that brings that out? Oh, and if you know Veritas is the Latin say. Yes. I don't speak Latin. Why is that? From why and comes truth? That's what it's truth though. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I think it's all truth. I think that they're all resentments and shit.

I was like, I wish they would just shut up. Like I wish they would just stop fucking arguing about like the most meaning. Like they think it's, I believe that they think it's funny. They think it's, I believe that they think it's funny. They think it's entertaining. Who are they entertaining? Like, a fry looks bored. Let's argue. Yeah, that's me.

I think like, at your point, who are they putting the show on for? Yeah, I don't, I mean, probably Mary Beth would be like, since she's new, she's newer, you know, like I think that the person allows her to leave. Get the head party in here. She's not allowed to leave. It's the head's party in here. She wasn't allowed to leave the kitchen.

Well, she's trying to make dinner and my mother has asked so many times, is there anything I can do, is there anything I can do? And she's like, she's fucking 76 now. She's very hunched over. She's like one of those hunched over old ladies now. So it's like, no, just sit down, relax like have your hand party drink your fucking wine argue about pink color Whatever the fuck is you're gonna do just you know

Stay out of the kitchen and I like I'm doing stuff. I'm trying to help out Mary Beth Because we have like the dining room where Mary Beth went all fancy and set out like those Like you know in a buffet. They have those silver chafing dishes, things like that, they have the fire underneath and keep your store hot. How many of a face do you think I attend? But you know what I'm talking about, right? No, I know. I never saw one.

There's like chafing dishes, like those silver trays. Oh yeah, they put like a little like, put a candle. Yeah, okay, yeah. I thought you were talking like real silver. Oh no, fancy. Yeah, the China and the... All the faith landing.

So like all that stuff is out. I'm trying to set up the water to heat up the water to fucking keep the other shit hot on that stuff. And I keep going back into the kitchen. And Pam is like, you know the way the kitchen is set up. There's like a little dining area type place and then there's like the sink and all that. Pam will not stop going over by Mary Beth

who's trying to cut up beans and shit. She won't stop going over there. And like basically, dude, when I tell you she was 10 to 12 inches away, talking to Mary Beth while she's like, she has her cornered and she's like, just rattling on and on and on about like this Amazon package She got but like they said they delivered it, but they didn't really deliver it So she called and complained and then she goes on to say how they delivered it the second time and it wasn't you

P.S. Her or FedEx though the Amazon people probably Just going on and on and on and on I'm laughing because I think it's funny watching Mary Beth try to deal with all this shit But then when it comes time for Edgar to leave it's like he's been there five hours Which I think is fine. He's like look. I want to get out of here Pam doesn't want to leave she wants to keep party and hang it out with Darren and like she's far more So can't somebody bring mom home and let dad go that seemed to be the easy solution, right? That's what was suggested at first. Yeah, I'll drive my home.

Go ahead, dad, go home, rat, go, you know, do whatever you're gonna do, and I'll bring her home later. Right, so that's not go over. That's what was suggested, and that's what was worked out eventually. But Pam can't just say like, yeah, that's a good idea. You wanna go home, yeah, I wanna hang out. You know, we've been together for fuck of 50 years. It's enough

already. She's got to be in the water. She's got to be the martyr. She's got to be like, um, yeah, but, but then I feel bad, you know, like, because, because, what if he needs something to sit on the wall? Like, can you imagine how, how awful it would be if Edgar gets a couple hours of peace and quiet. The funnest thing to the fucking handhard. That's what he's thankful for. Can you imagine that if he had just maybe two or three hours of not having someone in his year? I think he was imagining it. He was trying to fucking imagine it, but it wasn't happening. And then it's finally Pam agrees. Finally we talk to her imagine it, but it wasn't happening. And then so it's finally Pam agrees.

Finally we talk to her, you know, like talk her into it. And then what's up? You missed her. It's like you missed her. Edger was getting his coat and then she grabbed her coat and then she has that like pissy face. And it's like, do you want me to leave or can I stay to me? Like, oh my God.

She's just getting so over dramatic, she runs out and like lays down and then drive like so. So I had her can't leave. I can't. Just run me over. Go ahead. I know you want to. Do I just well?

Yeah. So it's finally, so she like, of course, Mary Beth is going to be like, well, you want you to stay just stay like just stopping such a fucking dramatic baby about it and just stay. So she finally decided she's going to stay. And then I guess has to say he's like, I guess I'll just go home alone then now he's breaking balls. But he in 50 years, he hasn't figured out, Pam But in 50 years, he hasn't figured out, Pam is a fucking kindred soul.

If Pam were a guy, she'd be Mike's up sick. All right, she can't take it. She just, in fact, Mike is far better at taking it. I just feel so sorry for Edgar. Yeah. That analogy is just gotta turn to you. Well, I did not expect that. Yeah, that's weird.

That's a curveball. And it's so weird. But then she starts like, you can see her face. It's like, it's not like good natured ball busting or like, well, have a good time at home or like, what, nothing like that. It's one of like, like anger. It's like rage that she's so mad

that she finally made this decision and then he fucking said how he really feels or whatever, which he, I know he doesn't, he should just shut his fucking mouth because he's not funny. He's not funny either. Well, it sounds like the Johnson's are trying like it that they get in a room and they got a fucking perform It's like Gladiator style whoever's left on top. It's like like Wish you were coming home with me I hate that yellow room. I have an advocate I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Vax did the package ever show up package eventually showed up. Yeah, then she went into detail about how it showed up and who brought it and all this other bullshit How was filled with yellow pink for the bedroom? Yeah, so that was and then they wouldn't leave

You know like I mean, I don't know how you did you host thanksgiving won. Yeah They wouldn't they wouldn't leave like I figure nine o'clock you started at one Nine o'clock is a strong long eight hours, but then you fucking add in booze So we don't have that for everybody nobody drinks except for me I think Oh, you don't drink any other okay, so for me and Mary Bufton to drink, but everybody else did, including Siege. She was wasted. But it was what held them back was the booze and the hot tub. Nobody wanted to leave.

Because they're all hanging around, having a good time drinking it up and fucking, well, yeah, we don't have hot tubs or booze and a flanagan Thanksgiving. You know, it's a Bible and a We thank our Lord for our turkey and our mashed potatoes and we don't go into any heatonism in the hot tub It was darned and Tracy. That's in the hot tub. Gross.

I mean, well, there's some real pureed in families who were like, oh, the whole family was in the hot tub. Yeah. I'd be like, that's like, you know, that'd be like, that'd be the talk, the buzz of some small towns. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, this was, I think the most people in at one time were three.

It was just Darren Tracy and Sage at one point. Because it's a weird like, the way you get in is not conducive to old people's stuff. Like, I'd be like, there's just no fucking way he's going in. He doesn't care. Pam probably wouldn't have if she wasn't so hobbled and shit, you know, crippled and such. And we had a conversation really,

it actually made me think of you well because it was one of those things where I'm like, I can just imagine walloping, like you don't remember this, like what's wrong with you? Not that you would remember it. But I asked Edgar, I was like, why don't you get hearing aids?

Like the guy can't hear. And in one year, we may need to do a charity pod because he was like in one year, he was like the only thing they said, they said the only thing that would work would be a cochlear implant. Yeah. I mean, did we do them for every other

or any other little kid? Well, have we started doing them for 78 year olds? Yeah. I can't hear you there just so you know. All right, Frank five, you'll get one. You all right. Get one, cochlear implant. Everybody gets an implant.

All around. Everybody gets an implant, yeah. I'm like, why don't you get a hearing aid? He's like, well, the one where you know I need the implant, the other one, like he's sort of like trailed off. He just doesn't want to do it. And he goes, he goes, I tried. And I go, what do you mean you tried? He goes, when, he goes, when you were young. He's been hard, hard to hear. And since you were like not only has he been hard of hearing since he was like in his early 30s But he wore hearing aids for a while and I have no recollection Absolutely zero and then the 70s they probably look like Voltwagans That's what he said. They were so big both his ears. That's why he didn't like them

They were so big, but I was like it made me it made me think of you because it was one of those things Where how you where I feel like you would be amazed. You don't remember your father having hearing aids. Like what? Like, I remember such weird shit a lot of times, but like there's a gap that I'm like, I have absolutely zero recollection. I'm like once or twice, but I'm probably took them off constantly. Yeah, that's what Darren was saying. Like he was like, I want for years.

I'm like, do you ever remember seeing him and fucking hearing aids? Cause I sure know. And it's, like, that's really, it's kind, it's surprising in one aspect because at this point though, you know, he's, I guess it's all about vanity. He's just like, I don't want to look like I need hearing aids. You know, when it's just, whenever somebody says something to me, I know I sound like I need hearing me. But does he worry that Pam is gonna look like he's gonna look like like you know older man and for Pam? Right. I don't think she's she constantly's like get them to like I just I

Just want to know like what's the upshot to not being able to hear? Well, well, I can tell you When Pam's holidays, yeah, maybe he doesn't need I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I off the bathroom and putting it on to like she wanted to switch the door knobs. This house has the shittiest doors and door knobs. I think like they built the house and then they're like, oh my god, we only have three dollars left for doors and door knobs. Like that's the way it's going to be. So she tried to switch out the door knob for the the guest room and the bathroom because the bathroom door knob didn't lock and she's a whole big thing about locking bathrooms.

Which I say like if a bathroom door is closed, that's as good as locked pretty much, right? Yeah, most people don't walk right in without going to like without knocking. Well, not, yeah. But she was sage in the house. Yeah, sage in the house. That's a little different to. But I also make the argument that like, when you guys are fucking, guys are like bathing together, so we've just what's wrong with seeing somebody poop?

But I say, I see, yeah, even if somebody does walk in on you, it's like, all they're doing is coming in to do the exact same thing that you're doing. Right. So why is everyone so embarrassed about all this? You know, I mean, I should have fallen. If it's an X, I'm not saying like leave the door open.

Save me a little work and, and whatever you do, like when you are switching the door knobs. But, you know, save me a little work and whatever you do, like when you are switching the door knobs or attempting to, don't lock the one door knob in the fucking guest room where I can't get at it. So you've only had, really, though, you only had one non-Johnson there. Everybody's married. That doesn't have Johnson blood.

Everyone's married or, but just, Darren's not married, right? There's not married, no, he's just dating. Oh, just, just like I would, and he never misses a chance to remind her that he'd never ever be like, hey, just tell your girlfriend, just use the bathroom for she gets here because only Johnson's been used to bathroom.

Right, it doesn't matter if I see it. It's a long short. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that would have been a good idea, but I didn't think of that. So yeah, that was pretty much Thanksgiving. It wasn't good idea, but I didn't think of that. So yeah, that was that was pretty much Thanksgiving It wasn't so bad, but after the aftermath of all the fucking dishes and shit. Oh my god

You gotta do all that huh? Yeah, I don't know. I don't get roped into all that shit No, well so far I haven't done any dishes. So I haven't gotten roped into it yet So if I can just like hold out for like one or two more dishwasher loads, I'm probably gonna be safe So if I can just like hold out for like one or two more dishwasher loads, I'm probably going to be safe. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Almost, this was almost not a Frank V episode, Frank V. This was almost a blue October episode. Blue October is a rock band that Mary Beth obsesses over.

Oh, okay. And they were in town, and she contacted the guys, and it looked for a minute like there was going to be an interview situation but then later on when we saw them it turned out that like their tour bus was later something so they weren't able to come in they said next time though. So if you're a blu-october fan that will be a celebrity interview in this in the distant future. That's some point. Just another reason for people to dislike that I'm sitting here. I could have been blu-october. Fuck we had to hear him again. But anyway, so for our anniversary, I got our tickets to this booked over concert over

at the Count Bay, seeing Red Bank. And almost immediately, the tickets were not good enough. There was a meet and greet, which I was not aware of. So she immediately went on. It's called the Soundcheck Experience or something like that. The Soundcheck Experience, which the sound check was one song, which incidentally they played in their regular set anyway. So I didn't really consider that to be like an added bonus. But so the way it works is you, you know,

when you go to these meet and greet, and I had never been to one before. I'd never been like a part of like a fan meet and greet type situation. Unless you know there were fans of mine. I don't mind. No, I mean like this is the first time I was on the other side of the meet and greet experience and the way they did it was there's a Q&A then they play their song and then you take pictures. And it made me as as I'm sitting there, I'm realizing like fandom is all the same, like all the same stuff that people say to us.

Like, you know, you save my life or like I went through a hard time or like any number of things that people say to us, you know, for the podcast, they're saying the exact same things. Really? Yeah, I mean, right? Like, exact, and I'm like, wow, it's weird. It's like, there's fandoms, but it's like, ultimately, they're just people. They're all just people that have latched on to like, for some reason, this blue lyric,

this blue October lyric spoke to them over, you know, some racist homophobic joke that I made. So that's why the real, the October phase that's that's the blue. I can't believe that. You're homophobic jokes are way more like, you know, they're heartwarming. Right. They would make, they would make anybody feel better.

It's a good thing. No matter how upset or rotten things are, you know. But how many shootings it gave ours though are if I can throw out a nice solid gay joke, it makes the world a better place. Tell one now for it. Like, you know, like, give everybody a, like, a post Thanksgiving miciming joke that, that, you know, it's make everyone feel a little better because, you know, the holidays are stressful. It's like Thanksgiving, people dread it,

you know, because they go, you don't want to go see there. Some people don't want to, like, chill out with their family for eight hours. So maybe they need to. And possibly walking them on the bathroom. Yeah, like yeah. Yeah, definitely. It's a cherry on the sun. You got one for, you got one to help lighten the mood for those who didn't have a great Thanksgiving?

It's gonna come up during the show, don't worry. Okay. It has to be organic. Something's gonna have to trigger something in my mind that'll be like, they're gay. I thought the way I thought them in the bathroom or. Oh, if they came over for Thanksgiving? Yeah.

Oh, they're in a hot tub together. And I'm like, boys, I specifically require bathing suits. I'm not going to tell you again. Ming, you're down. Did Ming drown or? Is Mike just smiling for the reason? I'm going to million of them leave the gentlemen.

So anyway, so we're at the people are asking the questions, but before they even ask the questions, there's like, there's three rows of people. The first three rows are what's, you know, the sound check experience, how many people signed up or whatever. And he looks down and he says, you know, I'm in the second row, but there's a, you know, there's a row ahead of us. And he says, oh, nice beard, sir. And the guy in front of me who has a beard is like, oh, thanks.

It starts like rubbing his beard, but it's like not really a long beard. It's like, sure, it's like more like he doesn't know who's behind him. He doesn't know who's behind him. And the guy goes, and he wasn't even polite about it. I want to say he goes, not you. He's like him behind you. He's like, you're handsome man. He goes, I love your beard, and probably the second time I've been called out on

stage. Can you remember the first time at the Stone Pony? So is this blue October or just with like Mike and Ming be big fans of them? Or are they? No, they're giving you a compliment. No, look at the more worried about what you look like then at any of groupies or anything. Well, the groupies look like I said it seemed to be like when I looked around the theater, you know, when they were actually playing the show I feel like it's mostly it appeared to me anyway to mostly be lesbians and women and women in their like 50s and into their 60s

Like this is I turned to her at one point now I was like I really hope these guys aren't in it for the chicks because Because they're all like in their early 40s these dudes and it's just like but they're fan-bases around since they're probably doing it since their 20s Yes, yeah, they did that done that it's over. Yeah, and I think Mary Beth said that like the fan base is known as like Emo parents like they were the parents that does the fan base have a nickname like Swifties and I don't know do they The blue family mm-hmm the blue balls Who came up with that was that blue family? Yeah, the blue family now

Yeah, I heard like the guys what in tortoise name is blue like they're very centered around that he's always singing about being blue You know is like singing about being depressed although recently this is the question I wanted to ask him, but I'm like, I don't know, maybe it'll throw him because I actually did have a good question. I thought which was like, because now he found God and he's all positive and he's not on drugs anymore, because he was like a methodic for a while and he lost his kid and he's got a whole story. Now that you're positive, do you feel like you've lost your edge in terms of songwriting because like the latest album wasn't like the most well received. I don't think. What is all is that also you got a factor in is it like do they cross over the threshold of what most bands who. Nobody cares about their new material it's like we acknowledge that heores that during the during the Q&A where he said

like he can't stand he can't stand bands that only want to play their new stuff he's like people are there because they're fans of of shit love of like your library and you know which songs people like you know which songs people want to hear you know which ones are like yeah so he's like you know you play a couple of your older ones you you shoot horn in a new one. Play some older ones, you horn in a new one. And that fucking formula work to the tune of two fucking hours. Holy shit. The show starts in eight, right? And there's this other band on called the beat Nick Bendens,

which I'm just like, I'm not gonna like these guys. You know, like that's the way I go into every concert. I'm like, I don't wanna see the opening bands. No, no. Armored St was the same way with Walt. We were both like, guys, you know, like that's the way I go into every concert. I'm like, I don't want to see the opening band. No, no. Armageddon was the same way with Walt. We were both like, ah, we would have been okay missing the opening band. But ultimately, I was like, how, they're not that bad. They're like, they were okay.

I didn't mind listening to them for like a little while. But then I think they went off for like 45 minutes. Then it was like a 45 minute breakdown setup, blah, blah, blah, all that shit. And that took us to like, probably like nine o'clock, like maybe like it was just about nine o'clock, they played for two straight hours, dude. And it felt like no, we had their money's worth. I think I stood up for two songs. otherwise, and there was this big fat lady, dance and next to me.

By next to me, I wasn't very about his fat lady, I'm talking about. It was some other lady who just would not stop like dancing into me and like then she starts leaning on me. And she, I'm telling you, she was not a small woman. She was leaning over. She was leaning on me.

Yeah, and I got to the point where I'm like, I'm just gonna go wait in the fucking lobby like what the fuck I had to stand up I had to stand up so she wouldn't like literally just like sit down on me. So that's why you stood up That's the only reason I stood up because she was she was knocking into me And Mary Beth is like I said she's real into this band. So she's dancing and going crazy and singing and crying At one point there's like because he'll do these breakdowns where he talks about shit He'll be like yeah, so this was this one time that this happened in blah blah blah and he'll tell some Heartstring story and like I look at her to be like isn't this gay?

So yeah, she didn't she didn't agree with that So I'll see you know if you don't get up and dance or any of that, you're not, you're not, you're not. No, and I'm not like, woof, like with my arms crossed, it's just like the music just doesn't, like there's a couple songs that I actually like, but it doesn't, it doesn't speak to me, and it certainly doesn't speak to me in the way that,

like it speaks to her, you know. She's been in Thompson's way, you were like 12 or something like that. You were pretty young, right? Yeah. Yeah. And it's like her family band, like her dad's into it. Her mom's into it.

Her brother's into it at the wedding. Remember when she danced with her dad to a fucking eight minute song? It was blocked over. But I did thank the dude. I said, and I said, whatever you do, never stop touring because he's made it so like any time there's an anniversary or a birthday or Christmas, if they're around, that's so easy just to get those tickets. No, no, it's going to be a huge hit. When I went to see Chicago, they actually apologized for playing new material.

Did they really? Yeah. They actually like I know like we're gonna play something off our new album. It's coming out. It's like a Christmas album. This is middle of summer. They're gonna play a small Christmas something. And they actually apologize to the crowd because I guess they felt the energy in the crowd kind of just like like like a little bit. Was it to be? I can't imagine the energy at a Chicago show was that high to begin with? Was it exactly. Was it the being that played the video in the background that looked like it was, like, Yeah, like they got stuck, photography on Corbus,

and they're singing about a lighthouse, so you just get a picture of a lighthouse. So they didn't apologize for that. No, whoever designed their stage show, yeah, should be put to rest. Yeah, find a new guy to designed their stage show, yeah, should be, should be put, put the rest in. Find a new, find a new guy to design your stage show because it was brutal. Yeah. But so she's, like I said, so she's dancing and she's singing and she's crying and she's, she's going nuts. And at the end of the show, or I'm sorry, during the the during the Q&A he mentioned that the band would be signing after

The show now this is a fucking 1200 seat theater Frank five and you know the way people are fans are they they line up Yeah, and so she looks at me and I'm like, oh my god like we already got a fucking sign poster by everybody I'm gonna want to do this. Yeah, and you get it signed at the meet and greet? Yeah, it was already signed. There was a pre-signed poster. All pre-signed, I can't see it. You didn't see it by sign, though. Yeah, evidently that matters. No.

No. Mm-hmm. But I could tell she wanted to do it, but by the end of the concert, she was all hot. She's like, I feel sick. Like, I feel really hot and I feel sick. And we were like, we got thrown out of the theater because she was resting in one of the chairs

and some old ladies was like, you guys gotta go. You guys gotta go. She was wearing boots and dance in four hours on end. Did you know you were gonna dance? Yeah, I did. Yeah. Yeah, why were you using?

It was a date night and I thought I could do it. I did it. I did wear them all the way home. Yeah, she did wear them all the way home, but I would be like, I know she's sitting here right now But I'm gonna be honest because that's the way we do it until I'm Steve Dave There was a huge part of me that hoped that she just felt sick enough That she'd be like I'm not gonna line up for fucking what would have been

Three hours. I mean it looked like every mother fucker in that theater got in line afterwards to like and I'm like if he's anything like Kevin And he does seem to be like Kevin in terms of like so good with people. No, but he's like the dude So there's one guy the one guy gets gets most of the attention Oh, yes, he's the same. He's the songwriter. He's the singer He gets this guy who gets the second amount of a 10 second most attention is a violin player Like yeah, like there's a violin like a full-time violin player in the band. I can only name one other violin player, Charlie Daniels. Kansas too. They play some violin. Yeah, but you can't name that to his name.

Oh, no. Yeah, I can name. Yeah, I've never seen violin players during, you know, during, you know, videos and everything, but nobody can name those people. Charlie Daniels, yeah, the only. The only guy I know. Well, I was a fiddle. Is that the same thing? I don't know.

Is that fiddle? I'll enter same. So, turned out, she felt a little bit too ill and wanted to just go outside. Perfect. Yeah. It was, it worked out. I was, I was, I have to admit, I was blue October doubt by that point.

We had been doing it since five. It was now 11. Yeah, it was now 11 o'clock. So I, I had been blue October and for six hours. It was almost the equivalent of Thanksgiving. Yeah, yeah, pretty much, pretty much. Then I started bitching about the color of my room when I was you.

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Right? Order Order booty shorts. I ordered the meondi onesies. I don't want this other shit. I don't want anocculus. No, I'll all those things are nice. They're not like, you can only enjoy those things for so many hours per day. Meondis, you could have them on for so long

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I remember when he was playing ping pong and he was stinking up the whole joint. I was just thinking, we don't know who the culprit was. You don't sweat, so I know it's not you. You went to it here. I, first of all, I want to blame the air conditioning situation. Well, we don't have air conditioning, so you can't blame it. But I would say, I mean, I sweat.

I don't want to sweat. I don't want to tend. I don't want to tend. I sweat like a normal person, which is five, six. You put on these micromodel. I would love to try. Me on this. And it soaks it up.

And it also has odor-free fabric. Really? Yeah, so you'll become a two in your underwear region. I could use that because this morning, the other two. Like the rest of the area like the rest of the area the yesterday area is still going to remain a five but those nether regions down there will become a

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Yes, it smells like cool. Wow. Where they clean? No, I'd warn them all day. Well, of course. What's your expectation? Now why would you spell it on them? I know.

I don't have the micro, the micro fiber. That's what you don't have the meandies. That's why they wouldn't have smelled. She would have been like, did you wear these wouldn't have smelled. She would have been like, did you wear these yet, Frank? It's you would have been like, she would have had them pathway up or nostrils, trying to get a, trying to find a whiff,

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as young as five. California elementary school is facing backlash from parents after promoting an after school Satan club aimed at kids as young as five years old. That is a tad young. Think five is too young yeah and even I would be outraged like literally though if I saw a satanic club and my girls are five yeah there would be you know not to be cute but there be hell to pay yeah yeah yeah that's that's not a belong and if anywhere near five year old.

It's not to be confused with the Church of Satan. It's the Satanic temple. I know that they had like, they, they went through a lawsuit with the Baffamette Statue and all that crap for a little while. The Satanic temple does not advocate for religion in schools. However, once religion invades schools, as the good news clubs have, I guess those are like the Christian ones. The satanic table will fight to ensure that plurality and true religious liberty are respected.

Okay, so this is the group that goes in. They really don't even believe in Satan. They're just like, okay, if you're going to promote other religions, then they're just trying to make a point. They're just trying to make me like, okay, you have this club, disc club, disc club, and we don't believe you should add any club. But if you make me like, okay, you have you have this club, this club, this club. And we don't believe you should, I don't mean any club, but if you're going to, okay, now we're going to put, we're going to hold your feet to the fire and again, not trying to be cute. What has come across is very cute. I know. They're going to point out the hypocrisy of your decisions to promote religion in a public school. Yeah. How great is this? Is that the? That's the club logo. That's the club logo. I'll put it on Twitter.

It's pretty cool. I mean, yeah, I got what makes you think like if you're a kid in school and you're part of the after school satanic club. Yeah, it kind of looks reminds me of that that tillie. Tillie. Yeah, that's like till you're right. And what is the club offer? Only how many and how many kids are in the club? That's what I would love to know. Who a parent is like, yeah, you can join. They only take 666 kids. Yeah. That's that that was that felt like trying. It wasn't cute.

I was a get-em-level of a guy effort. Are you trying to hurt me? Is that what it is? The afterschool Satan club organizers feel that the criticism is misplaced as the group does not actually promote Satanism but rather encourages critical thinking and rationalism. Now that's good, right? We need more of that in this world. Again, yeah, this doesn't feel as sinful as one would believe. I probably was like one of these headlines that makes everybody click on it.

Right. And but at the end of the day, it's probably has nothing to do with like what the real cool shit that's, you know, that Satanism offers. Right, because if you read like the Satanic Bible, like there's a lot of that's, you know, that Satanism offers. Right, because if you read like the satanic Bible, like there's a lot of stuff that you're like, I agree with this, you know, like versus traditional Christian religion, which is all about like punishing and denying yourself shit.

Discipline. And discipline. Ah! Yes. Discipline. But I don't think that, uh, that Satanist started necessarily on discipline, discipline. But I don't think that Satan is starting to necessarily undiscipline either. It says here, Paul hex a critical thinking professor will be running the club, seconded that sentiment. I'm not teaching these kids to be satanic. I'm not teaching them that

they need to help Satan or identify Satanists. What we're doing is we're teaching critical thinking, we're teaching science, we're teaching empathy, and we're teaching benevolence. There's currently a good news club there, which is teaching kids to go save souls for Jesus. We want to give in an alternative point of view. But the bottom line is you won't change the name of the club though because you know what you're doing. Right. Yeah, they didn't call it the Bible club or the Jesus following club.

They're doing it just to stick a finger and someone's eye to annoy them and to get them, you know, well, critically thinking. Right, if they made it to the critical thinking club, then they probably wouldn't have gotten any headlines or anything. Exactly. Yeah. Nobody would be doing interviews.

No, parents need to give permission before their kids can attend the meetings, purify or buy the satanic temple. Nobody has to engage with it, who doesn't want to and children are gonna need permission, slips to sign by their parents to have any involvement at all. So like at what age could your girls come to you and be like, hey dad, we want to join the satanic club. What do you think sign this permission?

Even at an advanced age, I'd be like, I don't know if this is a good idea. I go, you fucking poser. I go, look, look, you're talking to it's dad. You know how much you love Satan? All his heavy metal music. I go, but even I think though that this is just a scam. This is just an exercise that, you know know for these people to again you know kind of like annoy the other church or the more religious groups that are meeting after school. Right they know it's gonna cause a stir. Right. Yeah don't be used by any of them. The Catholic one, the Jewish one or the Satanic one. They're all enough for the same thing. We'll try to get your money in your soul. That's what they want.

How is it to pay for your money? How is it to pay for your money? Mostly your money, yeah, yeah. But the religious club, how could there be in a public school? Probably that they call it the Good News Club, and I guess they just skirt the... Because, I mean, in school today,

can't you do anything? You can have any kind of club. You can have like, well, not any kind of club, but you can have like, I saw that just recently, I think it was in Pennsylvania, Gettysburg College, they had hung up some flyers, they're like, are you tired of white cis males? Then come to our meeting and fucking bitch and morn about them.

Really? And somebody, I think that they had to walk it back a little bit. I think it was a little bit too forward in terms of like hating on white guys, you know, a club dedicated to the dedicated to just hating a certain group of people and complaining about them. I mean, I could see that we're wrong people the wrong way. Yeah. But yeah, Gettysburg club get closed down. Any kind of clubs like that where you where you work? You know, it's funny. I was in charge of one club and it like folded So I don't even know if we have do we have any clubs like that at school? Any anti-white guy clubs or any clubs in general?

I mean, we have a gaming club. I know Wasn't there a ping pong club you wanted to join? No, you kept saying to to have me to start one ping pong club you want to join? No, you kept saying to have me jump to start one. To start one? To create it. Yeah. And you're like, come on, you could do it. Even on the only one person.

No, we didn't have a ping pong club. We were even looking it up online. So we have a gaming club and we have psychology, but nothing like crazy, right? There's a religious club. Yeah. They said, I'm just repeating it, because there's no possible way anybody can hear you.

Dude, there's, but there's not any crazy religious clubs you said? Well, I don't, I know, I says there's no crazy clubs. They go hand to hand. Okay. Like I said, the one club I was in charge of folded, so they keep me away from the club. Oh, I was like, which one is the crazy one? They're overseen by the colleges what Miss five is saying. She knows a lot more of what's going out the college than I do. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, we can't even mention it. It was an episode I just caught of, it's all about Frank. And one of the things that made me laugh so hard was, I mean, it's coming out soon, but top five reasons, or top five ways you try to look busy at work. Okay. So that's why I was about to reference one of them,

but no one's heard it yet though. So thanks, giving's over. Set your sights on Christmas, right? Yeah. And is there any better way to do that, Walt, than to go to totomestiefdiv.com and pick up some of that Black Friday merchandise that's still around.

Black Friday merchandise is selling steadily. And who knows if it will all be in stock by the time this drops, but go check it out. There's a pod pal figure. There's a hoodie and there's a new shirt. And there's some other older merchandise on there. The four-color demon hats are back in stock. And some of the old listener favorites, shirts, the four-color demons, the three heads. But Christmas, Frank, what's the number one thing in your Christmas

list this year? You got anything? One item that you told the message, you're like, get me this. No, say, say me undies. You know what I mean? Love a pair of me undies. It's that's a gift that keeps on giving because that's not good. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. We say this all the time, like we've gotten so bad with our relationship, let me just fill it out. Let me just put it out there. I'll put it out there, Frank, and I'll make it feel better.

But it makes I feel worse, but I'll make you feel better. Yeah, no, but it's like we don't buy each other anything. It's like we do it during the year and then when the holidays come, we, you know, I'll ask her, I'll say you don't want me to get anything for you, do you? And she always says no, so. Does she mean no? Do you really mean no?

You do? Yeah. Yeah, there's really nothing. Usually people, so there's nothing under the tree. Miss five gets up Christmas morning. Yeah, we decorate a plant. We don't have a tree. Decorate a plant, huh? Yeah. Juice. Got a big phone that we decorate. This is, uh, this is totally foreign to you. I like, you're a big Christmas guy. You love Christmas, right? Yeah, but it's not for everyone. I love it. Don't get me wrong. I Doesn't sound like you love it at all. You can't be bothered to go by a present for your wife I would love I She told me something that she wanted

That's the thing. No, you know, you know, it doesn't mean that you have to listen All right, so I should just be like you know, I'm gonna get something go Christmas shopping and buy her something that I think she would like Get your ass to the Syracuse mall Bring your gun I don't know I would love is there something that you would want again though you're asking Well, I want it. I don't know. I want to I want to do something special. Do you want to go somewhere? yourself I want to do something special. Do you want to go somewhere? yourself? He continues to talk to somebody who's not on my

Let's attach this out now I will do that. You know what? I'm gonna make a promise this year. I will buy her a Christmas gift We're not knowing what we got. That is a good idea though like you guys like to travel like you you plan a little trip for Yeah, and then you surprise or you're like, hey, you're not going to work tomorrow Right we're going to wherever we're on the Key West where we love how nice with that? We're going to where was the other place you went fucking Nova Scotia Going to Nova Scotia we're coming to Haslund the middle winter I am I'm really close. I don't know how much it cost though

That's the thing I don't even want to look at the price tag But there's a commercial for this football game where you put the you put the visor on. But I didn't see any graphics. It's like this kid laying in bed. He's like, I want to be the quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys. I want to lead them to the Super Bowl. And then it's so it's like this virtual reality football game. And I really feel like I'm this close to put it on my, but that's the only thing I'm going to get. But I want to put that on my Christmas list, but I'm terrified though that I'll play it once and then I won't be able to play it in the work as it'll get me nauseous. You'll have to fake it. Just walk around with it. Yeah. Yeah. Because I tried one of those once and I felt like my stomach was all like at a whack after playing it for a while. Do they sell it at a regular store? Is it just online?

Like, you can go test it on. I imagine it's not like the Babages and the GameStop and any of our... They're a Babages. Do they sell? That's a bad game. I'm talking to decade early. Well, out of the video game stores, you know, the... That's why.

...of the internet. ...of the internet. ...of the internet. ...of the internet. ...of the internet. Well, out of the video game stores, you know, the... That's why.'m sure it's at Coles or or Bradley's or two guys right Bradley's is close to Later on we'll go to we'll go to Bradley's and we'll swing by Montgomery Ward two just to see if they have it Yeah, real quick. I got it. I got it. Hoppins stop in the five and dime Do the Cal do I'm sure they got it

There's there's so many interesting like I don't know if you would want to sit through the whole thing well, but on YouTube there's so many interesting dead malls of America, dead stores of America and it's like, you know, you watch it and you try to see how much of it you can, many of them you can remember. Because not everything was in this area. So you don't necessarily remember everything, but I did it with my buddy E-Rock on the other show. I do with them.

Would you kindly, we went through a bunch of like old restaurants and it's fucking crazy. How many restaurants? Yeah, that are now. Oh, yeah. I mean, it is nuts. How many places go under and how, how quickly and then for whatever reason others, you know, just are able to thrive. Like why does Chili's do so well and fucking Ruby Tuesday does not, you know, what's the difference?

Because it's all a numbers game and you know what? Chiles will have their fucking day of judgment. The Destiny is coming. They will. It's just inevitable. Yeah. There's only a certain amount of years that these places have a shelf life for all of them. Maybe in McDonald's. I think Burger King may be fucking, you know, you better get to Burger King before they shot her to the place. Because I don't have it to a Burger King. There's like one

fucking worker and there's nobody in the drive through where there's nobody in the restaurant and it's like, how does this place stay open? They just close one down nearby, it's changing to a Starbucks. But I think McDonald's is probably going to be the one that defies the odds and just isn't, well, you know, they will remain through the, till the end of Earth. There'll be a McDonald's until that last day that everything ends.

Right. Yeah, McDonald's will still be here. What about something like Subway, who technically I think they have more franchisees than McDonald's does. Now all it takes is one fucking one more Jared scandal. One more Jared. I think McDonald's is scandal proof though. Get out.

Yeah, I really do. Yeah, I think they're bulletproof. Like they could find out that Ray Crock had been fucking jerking off the milkshakes Yeah, trick it off and milkshakes. Oh, yeah, because it's strangling chickens one by one Because it was in the 50s. You know nobody alive now is like, you know, like oh my god, I had a milkshake Ray Crock made It's like Pam you cheated on Oh, we're the were the Arizona McDonald's?

I'd be okay with that. What's one that has disappeared that you could bring one back from the dead, one restaurant? Oh, wow. I wanted to say it because there was one restaurant in my mind, but I wouldn't want to bring that back just for the sake of, um, for, to be funny. Um, but uh, I got mine. You'd the one that you would want to bring. I'll reveal it. Okay, after you. I'm gonna say, oh shit. You're the reanimator. I don't know. Howard Johnson's. I like Howard Johnson. I knew whatever I was like, that's a lot. I'm a Sambo's. Sambo's, we gotta cut that out. Come on. I'm gonna stop with your love of clam strips.

Oh. We should say that. Howard Johnson's, what did you eat there? I had hamburgers, I had french fries. In fact, we went to the last, but where all those things you can get today better than what Hojo's offer. You asked me which one I would bring. You put me on a spot.

I'm trying to think of it the funk restaurant. I thought that would be better. I know no matter I'm trying to think of it the fun to rest. I know no matter what I say, isn't gonna be correct. Hojo's. Hojo. Well, I'll think of another one while you count me. I got that's more to your liking.

Sizzler. I never been to a Sizzler. Never been to a Sizzler. We didn't have him where we were. Oh, that's a solid call. Yeah, you're not gonna top it. I apparently not. Not a photo.

What about Benagans? We didn't have that. Where the fuck did you live in fucking? You know where? There's nothing there. Beef stick, Charlie's. We didn't have that. I would love you. What the fuck? What were the restaurants where you were growing up there? We had a place called the Villagen. Oh, say, not a franchise. The Villagen was a franchise. Wasn't Villagen a franchise? We're talking like nationally franchise. Oh,

a banana. We had a banana. Banana. Panerosa is a good choice. That's it. Yeah, that's it. That's my choice. That's my choice. He stole my supplies. I mean, I'm going to be scotting. Onerosa is a solid choice. We actually three years ago, was it? We went to a mall way way up north, and I was so excited because next to this mall, we got lost, and we found a ponderosa that was still there. We went, we ate the ponderosa. How excited were you? I was so excited. It was just like back in the day, the break, and the people, we went back to the following week, it was closed. About the year that Trump got elected, I was in Florida at Disney World and my family.

And there was a Ponderosa right off international drive. Like it wasn't on international drive, but we found one and it was awesome. So when I went back to Florida, what get them? I was like, before we leave Florida, I was like, we got to go to Ponderosa, you can see it never been to one before. And I was like, you know, it's like was like, we gotta go to Ponderosa. I guess you never been to one before. And I was like, you know, it's like, it's like a Shangri-la. I was like, oh, it's food. It's like, you will be, your taste buds will be, you know,

will be, you know, stroked with the finest meats and the mashed potatoes flow like fucking honey. And I was just like, and we look at, I was like, I go, and we, we put it in GPS. So I was like, I just kind of did it off memory from 2060. Because it's easier than just, like, we drove around forever looking for it. And we never found it. We googled it. And I, and apparently I guess it closed. We couldn't find any evidence that I, that I had ever been to one.

It didn't seem like there was anything. So this could have just been in your imagination. No, I know we went to one. I know because nobody had, nobody in my family was like, he's excited as I was. I couldn't wait to get out of there. Yeah, I'll be going down to next week. I will be in Orlando.

Oh, yeah. Over the, over the birthday. Find a ponderosa. The bananza or ponderosa. Ponderosa. Okay, I'll check it out. I'll see if I can, uh, because we'll over the birthday. Find up Androsa. The, the, Bonanza or Pandrosa? And Pandrosa. Okay, I'll check it out. I'll see if I can, uh, because we'll have time because we're not going to any theme parks or anything.

So with the exception of possibly SeaWorld. Now what, what makes you go to Florida then if you have it's not for that? Is it just warmer weather? It's warmer weather, but you have a hot tub. And sage can swim in pools like in the pool and stuff. The hot tub isn't, that's a big hot tub It's yeah, it's big, but it's not that big. I mean she can't do I mean she can't do a cannibal. She can't do a cannibal Yeah, I'm like dive sage die

Little mini cannibal she do a mini cannibal. Is she pretty big man? You see her? You're a cannibal in that fucking hot tub. I watch you too. I will put it on Instagram. I watch it come over and do a kind of ball into the hot tub. I think we're gonna spend time around the pool. If the hotel's hot tub, I'm not sure. Maybe doing some mini golfing. Now I got Ponderosa to look for. You know, just some like, so if anybody can go on Twitter, tell them stevedaiv.com.

If you have anything to do on Orlando, that's not a theme park that you think is interesting. Even if it's like a little roadside zoo or something like that, like just little shit, little things, you know? You gotta get out into the addover lando then and do those roadside attractions. Yeah. And get in the car.

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