Tell Em Steve-Dave - #542: The Sting, too

Episode Date: January 14, 2023

Walt’s absence is explained, Bry and Q get yelled at, what color is YOUR loofah?

Creepy is not like oh there's a baby let me cut that fucking arm to the legs off so you lost I lost I don't even care if I look down and it's all you're happy to sit to bathe my own year. Tell them, Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell them, Steve Dave. Now with 100% more walled flanning in. And isn't that what everybody wants and loves. We missed you. Oh, thank you. I missed you a lot. Yeah, it's been Wow. Thank you. Yeah, I really missed you a lot

Yeah, it's been a long time since I've I've spent about a month since I've done anything recording wise. It's The last time we record would have been the Christmas show, right? Yeah, I think so. Yeah, that was end of November Yeah, yeah, yep. Yeah, it's really gonna like almost six weeks now. Yeah, I had to shut everything down for health reasons. A little bit of a health scare. Yeah, it was rough last part of 2022. I thought Tom Brady had a bad. Yeah. He went through, he had a picnic compared to what I went through.

Too many Flintstone vitamins, what was that? Ah, well. Indeed, the public stomach. Wilma, what is going on here? I'm here to what I went through. So many Flintstone vitamins? What was that? Well, Oh, did the public stomach, like Wilma? Barney, what is going on here? What is this guy on? Maybe not enough. Because I had stopped taking the Flintstones for close to 30 years, maybe if I had,

this wouldn't happen. It was a shock to your system. Yeah, but I woke up the day before my birthday in October, because I went to bed feeling fine. And I woke up and I couldn't urinate, no matter how hard I tried. I couldn't urinate even though I felt like I had to go, just couldn't do it.

So I thought maybe I had a kidney stone. I thought. That's what you told me at first, you thought? Yeah, that's what I had. I thought I had and I went to an EMO Like down the street from my house and I told them I don't know if I have an infection or a kidney stone and they were like If I had it if I had any Not they didn't say unusual sex. It was a certain way.

There was a phrase that they used, and I was just shook them off. It's like, no, it's not that. I got it. I got it. So it was a kidney stone. Because I thought it was a kidney stone, because I figured that's what we'll be blocking it up.

Everything I've heard from a kidney stone is like you can't go. Right. Even though you feel like you have to go. Or I thought I had an infection. So I went to the EMO and the lady was like, and this was on a Saturday. And it was like I said it was a day before my birthday. So I felt like my clock just expired. Like I was like a piece of old bread, like a loaf of bread that just expired

exactly on the expiration date of my birthday. So she said it could be an infection or it could be a stone, but you'd be in more agony. And I was like, I can't tell you, I'm not feeling right. I said, I do feel a lot of pain. I said, she has no other pain. Would a kidney stone is unbearable. and I said, she was not a pain, would a kidney stone is unbearable. You would be in agony. And I was like, all right. So she said, flush it. You know, keep drinking a lot of cranberry juice and water.

That do you like cranberry juice? I found that I actually do like cranberry juice. I had not tried it before, but I was like, I'll try anything at this point. So I was like, get me some cranberry juice and you know, Dev got me some cranberry juice. And it's not bad. I still won't try cranberry sauce though. That looks nasty.

It looks slimy. But cranberry juice, I can stomach cranberry juice, I can deal with it. So I started drinking that and water in hopes to unclog what was going on. But what I was doing was the absolute worst thing because he was just loading up the pressure Yeah, I was just filling up my bladder to the point where like by day three We still haven't been so have p it and it was agony it was I think that's when I talked you and you were like it's unbearable and You still thought it was kidney stones about I didn't know what I was a where I was, you know, I don't, I don't know. I don't like to go to a doctor. So I was like, it'll pass because this had happened about a year earlier, almost to the exact date

when I had COVID. I had COVID and I woke up one morning when I had COVID and I couldn't go to bathroom. But by next morning, I could go. So I was like, well, it'll probably just unclog itself. Whatever it was doing it last time it unclogged. So, I love your philosophy. It's like if there's a noise in his car, he'll just turn his radio up and it's like, it's better. But there's so many like pains that happen at little aches and pains that wake up with,

that just go away by the end of the day. Especially as you get older, you almost expect it. Yeah, so like I didn't think there was anything wrong. So day three of not going to the bathroom was really bad. What I could do was go into the bathtub, and that's the only relief I had was to sit in a warm tub. Really? Because I could tap.

I was taking the, I guess the water, the buoyancy, was taking the pressure off my kidneys or whatever was filling up the bladder. Right. So I would just let, that was the only way I could sleep because I couldn't sleep because if I would go to sleep within five minutes, I would have to run into the bathroom and feel like I had to go to the bathroom

even though I couldn't go. So it was a constant, like I'd sleep for 10 minutes and wake up and run into the bathroom and have to go. If I went into the bathtub and it went really hot bath, I could sleep for a good half hour though. Oh my God. And I went into the bathtub and it went really hot bath, I could sleep for a good half hour though. Oh my god. And I didn't care. Like even if I was like, I don't even care if I go to bathroom. Even the bathtub? Yeah, I don't even care if it's in the fucking, and it's out basically. Yeah. I don't even care if I look down and it's, and it's all urine, I'd be happy

to sit, to bathe in my own urine. I got a clip of this week. to bathe in my own urine. I got a clip this week. So day four of not going. And also what happened was I couldn't eat, even though I felt like I was hungry. I would, you know, my wife was getting really upset because I wasn't eating and I was like, I don't have any appetite. I go, I don't know what's going on.

So she's like, I'll just get, I'll get your favorite, you know, baked chicken and mashed potatoes. And I put a mashed potato into my mouth, the spoonful of it, and I gagged and had to run to the bathroom because... But I couldn't throw up because I hadn't eaten anything in four days. But it made me gag like I was going to throw up. It just, my stomach just would not take in food for some reason. And I think it was because my bladder was so swollen that it was maybe just pressing on my stomach or something and making me believe that I was full, even though I wasn't full.

Because the next day or that night, on the fourth night, I finally went to the emergency room and they tested me for an infection, but there was no infection. And so they were like, we can't do anything for you. Hats. They were like, we can't do anything for you. Even though I was an agony, I just laying on this metal table, just like, and when they said, for hours, because they didn't see me for good six hours

in the emergency room. So I just laid there, my wife was sitting there and I would fall asleep for a little bit like, and then I would feel like I had to go to bathrooms. I have to run to the bathroom in the emergency room, but nothing was coming out. And they were ready to send me home. And I remember my wife being like, well, when you mean you're going to send them home, there's something really wrong. And we get to see a urologist and she's like, is her urologist on staff in the hospital? She goes, you have a, he can't see you. Why? What a silly question. Why? And she was like, is there a urologist on staff in the hospital? She goes, you have a, he can't see you. I was like, why?

What a silly question. Why? And she was like, no, that's not how it works. She goes, she was so uncaring and it was the same lady I saw when I had COVID too. And she was a bitch then too. Yeah, I remember. Didn't she just ask you? Yeah.

So she was, and she gave me something that would, uh, to take away bladder spasms, but it didn't do anything. And she said, you have to make an appointment with a urologist. So I tried to make an appointment on my wife date in the morning, the next morning, which is day five. And they're like, we'll see you in February. We don't have any open dates. So I'm like, well, what are you gonna do? But my I finally was like called someone that would let me come in and You know they did this they put this machine on you know how it works. It's really amazing is they just put these like this little

metal disc Where your bladder is on like where where your bladder is in your body? Not good. It's just on your skin though. It's like solar. And they could tell you how you're over like you're like 99% full and you're like you're probably having like spillage, you know, you have so much urine in you. That can, that can, if I'm not mistaken, I can get you sick, right?

Yeah, like, it like starts leaking out to your body. Yeah. So she's like, we have to, uh, she goes, you can't go your prostate is probably very swollen. And that's why you can't go. We'll give you some medicine that's trying to shrink it. But until it does, we need to go to put a catheter in to empty you. I had that when I got my new, my new replaced. It's really fun, isn't it? It's, I didn't care at that point. But I had the emergency room, no.

I remember when the lady said that I just had to go home. I was like, you have to give me drugs, I said. You have to give me pain killer. You have to give me a percussette. You have to give me something I said. I can't sleep. Just give me something that'll knock me out, I said, because I haven't slept in almost five days

for like 10 minutes at a time. And they were like, we can't give you that. So I didn't care what they did to me at that point. She said, and they put the catheter in which again, is fucking horrendous. But it was like, they were like coming in with buckets like because of so much was in me. Oh my God.

And that was amazing relief though. Oh my God, I can't imagine. Yeah, like my appetite came back immediately like I was famished. So they were like, okay, we'll keep you on the medicine for a week and it should shrink it enough where you'll be able to go but you have to keep the catheter in for a week. And when I went back, he took the catheter out, I went home, started filling up again on water to make sure to see if it was going to work and it didn't work, which was a fucking bummer. Yeah. So like, if it doesn't work, you got to come back that afternoon. And so I had

to go back in the afternoon. They're like, you're in there like you still can't go. And I was like, no, it's not working. So they're like, okay, we're going to have to see a specialist now. And you're going to have to go to see all these other doctors because we can't, we'd have to see if your kidneys have been damaged. So I've went to more doctors. This is scary shit to hear. It is scary because I don't go, I'm not in the system. Right. And they're like, who's your doctor?

I don't know. You, the guy, yeah, the, the, the kid, them. And they're, and of course they, and they even have the emergency room. They're like, who's your doctor? And my wife's like, he doesn't have a doctor. And because why does he have a doctor? Because he doesn't go to a doctor. And they're like, well, who's your doctor? And my wife's like, he doesn't have a doctor. And he goes, why doesn't he have a doctor? Because he doesn't go to a doctor. And she's like, well, that's smart.

And I just, I go, I go, now, is now it's not the time for that. Is it the time that I wag your finger in my face? I go, is it the time to try to help me? I said, she was such a bitch. So I'm like, I've seen more doctors in October, early November, and then I have had ever seen ever in my life. Just going for tests, going for, you know, that's that, uh, where they look at your kidneys. I forget what that's called.

It's like a sonogram. Maybe it's something like that where they do, you know, they put you on a machine and, the lady is able to, yeah, she like rubs the thing. She rubs some gel on you and she's rubs this metal like, I don't know what it is, but they rub it over your body and I can see how your kidneys look. Right. And like I said, my wife's taken me to more doctors and that two weeks span that I had ever done in my life since she's known me. And yeah, it's like, you know, and the things they start throwing around as to why it could

be happening. You know, that's scary shit. Yeah. I'm probably talking of like dialysis and shit like that. No. No, not that early, but the reasons for it all could be, the words that nobody wants to hear. So I go back to,

because they put, they leave me on the medicine for one more week in that time to see the specialist and they said maybe it'll go down again, I don't know, but when you go see the specialist, we'll see what happens. So then when you see the specialist, they gotta do a scope. you know, we'll see what happens. So then when you see the specialist, they gotta do a scope.

And I'm like, well, you're being invaded right the left, bro, where's that scope? Yeah, I'm like, I'm like, oh God, is like, is it going in like, you know, the backside, like I'm gonna tell me that, I go to, I fucking cleaned up better. What? I really was like, what? I go, I don't know, no one said this.

I was just like, it's like, well, you're gonna give me a second? Like, if I go to bed real quick, I don't, I didn't know that anybody was going, you know, I don't even wipe okay. I haven't felt good for weeks ago. I haven't been as diligent as maybe, like if I knew somebody was going around, sneaking around back there. And sneaking around. But around sneaking around back there and

But it wasn't back there the scope went through your Your peel. Yeah, which was as as wincing as you could like the pain The pain they don't they don't numb you. He didn't. He didn't numb me. Okay. You know, and he was just like, oh yeah, he goes, yeah, you're very enlarged. He's gone. Well, how does it work? Is it like? He's a camera that he just put in. No, no, I know that. Like, how does it work? Like, is he is he palmming your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your suck it out and I'm like let's go. Let's go brother. I gotta make sure I don't care how long it takes. Holy shit. But so when he told me that so like medical school. Here's a young guy too. Oh, that's a young man.

That's it. Um, gentle. So he says, you know, this is not, this is not going to feel comfortable. He goes, you know, we're going to put a camera in there. And it's exactly what you think is going to feel like there is no, like, you almost know what it feels like. You almost know what it's going to feel like, even before you've never felt it before. You almost have a clue and it did feel like that. And he's looking around on a computer screen

and he's like, oh yeah, yeah, he goes. Thruff here. Yeah. Thruff here. And you know what though? I am so scared that it's like, it could be anything. Pain is secondary at this point now. Yeah. Because I don't really, since I have a catheter and I don't need, I'm not really

worrying. I don't really have any more real pain, just discomfort. Sure. No pain, no dig to be. So, she's like, yeah, he goes, it's very enlarged and I go, okay, so how we fix it, you guys got to have surgery, you guys. No. And he says it like that, like real like solemn, yeah, you got to have surgery. And I was like, we said it so. He could have been like, oh, it's just a surgery. And you would have been like, oh, so it's devastating, it's devastating because you're just

like, the way he says it is just like, it didn't sound good. Like what has this entail, like I might like gonna be cut in half and sewn back together. And. I just wanna say if it sounds like I'm genuinely surprised at what's going on, it's because it's hard to getting information about Walt's health.

And seeing it, you don't answer. And then I guess Brian and Brian's like, I don't know. He's like, he doesn't really want to talk about it. I don't want to talk about it at the moment because all I would get would be, I just don't want to talk about it. I just want to just ignore it and be like,

I just want it to just like not, like try as best as I can not think about it. Because when I thought about it, I was, um, is just nerve-racking. It's just like, I can't, like the, like everything else that you think matters is like, don't fuck a matter. Yeah. Well, that shit that like you were like you were concerned about that like you know early early early October Is meaningless Yeah, I'll figure out the rest I'm like oh my god this product came in and it's not the exact way I thought it was gonna be

That shit I gotta go talk about my knowledge from last year tough shit. I'm give you a fuck about the fuck. Oh, I gotta go talk about it. I'll address from last year, tough shit. I'm not, I don't, yeah, nothing mattered. It is. And so, he's telling me what, what's gonna happen and what they're gonna do and they're gonna go into me with all these little robots. Like robot robots.

Like a natto bot? Like a natto bot, like a little. I don't know, I got like four holes in me that are healing and... They get in the whole box. Where are they going with the whole box? Yeah. Yeah, they went through my stomach because I asked them, I was like, should I be a little bit more careful on the other side?

Sure. On the day, yeah, the... I would like to be really... Really diligent. Dave. Dave. The day of the surgery and he was like, you're going through your stomach. He's like well Probably should we do it every day?

Yeah That's your self that question every morning and the answer's yes so I'm like so he could tell him upset. He's like he goes So I'm like, what does this mean? And he got like, well, like, am I going? He's like, you know, it should be okay. He goes, you know, and he says, it should be okay. I mean, you're young to have this, he said, though, you know, you probably are dealing with this maybe 20 years before you really should have. It's just in a large prostate. Possibly. Oh, you don't know what that, but he's saying

you're dealing with a young like how does he know? Because usually this happens in the so many more advanced age. Right. What hat? That's what I'm saying right? So there's a really could be a more serious Okay, the symptoms are early. What I didn't know. Okay, and so they're like, you know, we got a test to see You know, if this is caused by something bad and So that's not good to hear and they bring my wife in and that's terrifying for her because I asked her to come in. All around this doesn't sound fun at all. No, they're not fun. And I don't want to make it seem like I like to look at me and I hear from listeners constantly

God, a lot of listeners are going through some fucking hell of shit and they listen to us to escape it. So I don't even know if I should be talking about this to those people. Now, other people's problems. They're dealing with shit. They're always easier. Like really harsh medical things, people are dealing with and they use TSD as an escape so many.

And it's very humbling to hear that you know when I get those emails and it's just like that to me is just like how do you even respond to that something like that. So I'm really like a little I don't want to be like oh well with me just because I have something wrong too now. Well you're just talking about your experiences man. I know but it's I just don't want to be like, oh fuck, like, this doesn't sound fun. And like, well, it isn't fun. I mean, at the end of the day, it's not fun, no.

No matter what, the outcome. Yeah, you're not sitting there saying, you know, I think the, in fact, I've heard from many people that like when I talk about my shit like depression or whatever, like, people can relate. So there are people out there that are like, I know what he's going through. And I, like, people can relate. So there are people out there that are like, I know what he's going through and I end like that.

And like I said, like, so this is a very trim, I think, I guess it would be traumatic as a good word, because like, I don't wanna talk to anybody. I don't wanna, like, I just don't wanna deal with it. I almost wanna like, just run away from it. And so then they're like the guys like, so one's the operation, he goes, well, you know, it'll probably be next week.

But then I get a call the next day from the hospital and they're like, oh no, it's not gonna be for another month. So I got to keep a catheter in and for that long because I can't empty it on myself. So remember that day we're fucking moving all those boxes from my house to your house? Yeah. It feels like I got a rubber glove half in my cock

and half out, and every time I walk someone's tugging it. You had a catheter in that day? Yeah. Dude, you should've told me. I would've went and hired a couple guys to come and help me. I had no idea. Wait, why?

You helped him move? A lot of boxes. I would've hurt him. Because it had to get blocked. Like over a hundred boxes we moved. I wish I had known that. I remember you were like, they're not last load. You just stay home.

I'll do it. I'll just take care of it. I was like, you sure? That's so thankful you said to the air. It just felt like somebody was just tugging on that glove that's hanging out of my cock all the time. Because every step just is uncomfortable. Every step just feels like someone's tugging on that rubber glove. Oh, that we had to move the box.

It wasn't like how we could do it tomorrow or next week. Like these had to be moved that day. They had to get out of the weather. Yeah. So, wow. Any kind of movement is not good. You're a good friend. It's not good.

In terms of like it's not super painful. I don't want to make it sound like I'm in on a scale of one to ten. It's like a five In terms of like, it's not super painful. I don't wanna make a sound like I'm in, on a scale of one to 10, it's like a five in terms of discomfort. Yeah, you have something in your fucking God. Yeah. Okay, what's the worst place? It's the worst place that I've ever been.

It's the worst place. A five in that area? Yeah. Just feels like it should be a 10. It should automatically rise to 10. It's an agreed, yeah. Right, you know, a 10, if it's in my hand, it's a five, it's gonna stay a five. Sure. It's in my dick if it's in my hand, it's a five, it's gonna stay a five.

It's in my dick. It's like, yeah, it's a 10, even if it is a five. It's a psychological horror. It hurts. So I have all that time now, with, you know, to constantly feel like, every time I move it, I feel it, it hurts. And it's that, and also I'm terrified now

to have an operation. Of course. Terrified. And we don't know what, we don't know what the cause is. So it's like those nights between like 10 and two where it's just you, just flipping it over in your head. Oh, it's awful. It's fucking terrible So and then then the fucking out of when did you ever have surgery? Yeah, when you have surgery

Throat surgery. I had the throat side polyps taking on my throat Did you have it in a in a emergency like in a hospital? Oh? That mean they knocked me out and everything you went to the hospital. Yeah, I was in office Uh, I mean, they knocked me out and everything. You went to the hospital? Yeah. Oh, was it in the office? One was in, my hand was in an office. My throat was, I think, slown, catering maybe,

but that was a spinal tap. Uh, I mean, they knocked me out, so the whole day is kind of fuzzy. So, yeah, I think it was in a hospital. I think it was in a hospital in Manhattan. Okay. So, the countdown starts every day. It's like one day closer to this one day closer to this happening And as it gets really close then it's like it's hard to like ignore it in the whole time going like you know

I'm just so bad. I can just live with this fucking You know because I mean I could just if it has to be this way I could probably live with this fucking. Catherine is glove in my cock. You know, because I mean, I could just, if it has to be this way, I could probably deal with it. You know, I'm an old man, I don't need to do anything else. I don't need, I'm just fine with this. Because I'm so terrified to like go in, I don't have any experience with doctors, so it makes it even more the unknown like

because I have no real. Sure. Well, going under is a big deal to a lot of people. It is. It's very scary to a lot of people. Some people are just like, whatever. Yeah. And I'm like, what the fuck is the matter with you?

How is this not more of a concern to you that you are basically, basically you're dead? Yeah, for a little while. Yeah, you're not really dead, but you're dead. Yeah, for a little while. Yeah, you're not really dead, but like you're unconscious dead. Like you can't be, like you can't be woken up. Right, no matter what anybody does. No one can shake you and me. Like, hey man, you know you're snoring.

So I kind of like it. I was like, it's a break. I like it. I drink it as that actually. I'm like, oh yeah. Yeah. So the day of the operation, I'm supposed to go in at three o'clock in the afternoon and I'm supposed to go home that afternoon. But I get a call and they're

like, well, what is the surgery? They're going to go in through my stomach and they're going to scoop out the prostate like an orange, he says Like take the pulp out of an orange. Yeah, and that'll that'll make it smaller It'll take it off the Euretha and you'll have a stream again, and you should be peeing like a 20-year-old. He said nice So when I get that call and they're like the hospital calls and it's like hey the person before you They canceled and can you come in earlier? Why they can't do the cancel or yeah now the whole time this whole time I'm looking for signs everywhere

I like if a song comes on the radio uh-huh, I'm like whoa it's an old man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So now there's this and I'm like Isn't a weird one shit like this happens, you get real superstitious about things? And so when they want me to come in early, I'm like, boy, what happened? Did this guy, what's gonna have the same thing? And he's like, I'm not doing it. Or did he just, like, why did he cancel?

I wanna know why he canceled. I'm with the chancellor. So I get there and you know and then the first thing the lady that lady sets call me and then you were into the to bring me into the back to get me ready. She calls my name and she and she's looking at the thing she's looking at me and she goes you're you're too young to have this operation. Are you sure that this is this is correct? And I'm like This is just a nurse saying this and I'm like, yeah, that's my name. I said because I don't know what the Operat take had a certain name for it. Whatever the procedure is called Because you're sure you're having this she goes

Because because like my father had this and he's like in his 80s. Oh, I'm like, well, yeah, I'm pretty sure That makes me feel better? Yeah. But she's really nice, though, and she brings me into fact. But then the first thing she tells me is why the guy fucking canceled. Oh no. I'm so listening to you, she tells me. Because you're lucky, huh? You get to come in a little early, get to go home early, or you have the guy before you canceled, he got scared.

Yeah, he didn't want to have it before Christmas because it's December December 19th. Oh, okay, he does want his recovery around Christmas Okay, and and I'm like really I go what was he scared of she goes he was scared that you know He wouldn't he wouldn't be recovered in time for Christmas and have a good Christmas. Yeah And I'm like well, I want to have a good Christmas Christmas I can't so too just like no, no, I want to have a good Christmas. I like Christmas? I like Christmas. I should like cancel, too. Just like, no, no, no, don't cancel. She goes, uh, 70 years. Yeah.

So, they give me, they can't give me penicillin because I'm allergic to penicillin, so they give me something else, which causes my scalp to fucking break out. So like, I have hives on the back of my scalp. I want to top my scalp because I'm allergic to whatever they gave me. So then they'll have them? No, no, no, only for like a half hour because then they took that off and give me something else to to, uh, whatever, whatever that they needed to, to administer into me. So about three hours

at the sit in there, like just getting prepping for surgery Which is like fucking agony just like just get it on that? Yeah, if I'm gonna fucking do it if I'm gonna sit here and I'm gonna do it And I've decided okay, I'm gonna go through it this just fucking do it Wheel me in there knock me out which I thought they're gonna do knock me out and wheel me in right? They do it the opposite they wheel you in and then knock you out everybody's around And you're like vulnerable as fuck. Are they drawn on you? No, not yet.

Take your compressed implant. They take you from this one room where everybody's getting ready for their surgery and wheel you through this long quarter that never ends. And then the doctor just meets up at you at a halfway point and he's like, you're ready for this. Last guy wasn't. Yeah. That was like, yeah, I for this. Last guy wasn't. Yeah.

I was like, yeah, I hope so, I said, I hope so. And he's like, it'll be fine. And they start going through those doors with the doors open. Like, you know, like they're swinging doors. And when you get through the one set of doors, it's like a dramatic like 60 degree drop in temperature. And I was like, is everybody, does anybody else feel that?

I said, because I'm cold, I said. Yeah, it's very cold. They have to keep a cold and hear the lady says, I was like, okay, I'm really cold, I said. Yeah. To the shawl, perhaps. I'm like, I have, I have, I have,

I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have on is basically a tissue gown. And it is so cold in there. I guess because they need to keep it a certain temperature for germs or whatever. It's probably something to do with,

is that what they're doing the surgery? Yeah. It's probably something to do with a doctor's refreshment and like it's one of them. It is like frigid. It is like meat locker cold. So you're getting there and then they want me to get off the table, I'm on.

Can you get off that table, you're on there and then they want me to get off the table. I'm on. Can you get off that table? You're on and get on to this table. Just scoot over and under that table is all those lights. You're in a real operating room. Oh, yeah, with like 100 people like knowing around, everybody's like moving, moving around with urgency. This is like medical students. Sketches of walls. girls are looking at. Look at them. Oh yeah. And it's the guy, yeah.

A cock that's had a Catherine for two months, eight, one, that is we want to show it off. Oh, I want to show it off. It's just defeated. It's like you don't want to do anything anymore. It just wants to be left alone and just fucking like you have covered up and leave it in a dark. You can't help but feel I felt the same way when I got my knee done same thing with the

paper going along that shit. I'm just like when I go out are they all going to be like look at the size of this fucking guy's cock? It's because it's 60 degrees and they're like you say so maximum shrinkage I Didn't give a fuck anymore. I can be the butt of your fucking small dick jokes from now If you fuck away me up in it when it's all over you got car plans go for it This is all over. You got a car plan, it's go for it.

That's a good one. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! And so I get on that table and all the lights on it and the anesthesia, who called me the day before,

to, I don't even know what, you just want to know how much I weighed and everything. I recognize this voice and he goes, he goes, okay, you ready? And I was just like, yeah, I'm ready, I'm ready. And fuck, I don't, and then gone. Yeah. Like it almost is like, okay, you ready? And I was just like, yeah, I'm ready, I'm ready. And fuck it, I don't, and then gone. Got like it almost as like, I can't remember anything after him asking me that,

even though I'm sure something else happened after that before I was out. Yeah, a lot happened after that. Yeah, and then I am awoken up by some lady and I can't find her because she's calling my name. And I'm in a bed and I can't find where this lady's calling me and I can't even really move. And I dickhurt's like hell.

And a bigger catheter is in now. This is like fucking one for like fucking on-trade a giant. So I'm a catheter and not me, not diminutive of all fun. That's a professional wrestling name diminutive of all fun. He does not need the cash. That's his professional wrestling name to be the default flight. He does not need a fucking garden hose.

It doesn't need one. Believe me, you know, the one that had in earlier was the perfect size. Oldie Locke's fucking, you know, what a fucking throwing this one away. He said, this one's way too big, but it it hurts. And this is like with all pain meds. And what day is this?

December 19th. December 19th, 19th okay why I just try to keep the time okay and so I am walking up by I can't find the lady who's calling me but I'm waking up and that realization I was like oh it's over I made it but it's hard to be happy because it's like this ache it's fucking ache. I know what it is though. And she's telling me she's like, you can't go home she goes. And I'm like, where the fuck is this lady?

But she's in a chair and she's had a desk or, and she's typing shit. Oh, weird is that. Yeah, it is strange. You can't go home she goes. You have to stay the night because you're having problems breathing she goes. When you're coming out, you're breathing too

labored when you're coming out of the anesthesia. And I'm like, what time is it? She goes, it's five. And I was like, is it in the morning or is it in the afternoon? And she goes, it's in the afternoon. And I was like, okay, I don't care. That's what he told her. I was like, I know, I don't care.

If I have to stay, it's fine. She goes, okay, we told your wife. And I was to stay. It's fine. She goes, okay, we told your wife. And I was like, okay, she home. She goes, no, she's still here. And I was like, all right. So what happens now? She goes, you're going to be put into a room. We're at the monitor, you're breathing. And they put like, all tubes in my nose and everything. But I had no problems breathing. Like, I didn't have any, to me, like, I took the tubes out because at a certain point, I was like, this is fucking annoying. And I was breathing fine. So I don't have any, to me, like I took the tubes out because at a certain point I was like, this is fucking annoying and I was breathing fine. So I don't know what happened. But they have like so much blood is coming out of you because they're flushing

it out all night long. I don't even know how it fuck I would have went home and did this on my own. I don't know how the like they would have expected me to get up at 5.30 and go home and do this. I was so glad that I stayed the night. But it was weird. There was a nurse came in. She was like six hours. We're going to have to go over from your toes to your head every inch of your body. She goes and check it. That's like why? I go why? She's like, I do mean every inch. Right, you just want to get. It'll be from toe to head, inspection of your skin, she goes, to make sure everything's okay. It's like, I have to get up, she goes, no, I was like, I don't care.

You find whatever. And then they did, they came in and did that, which was really weird. Why? I don't know two nurses came in and like inspected me from head to toe my skin and they're like De-scratches on your back where it was from It's like I don't have any scratches on my back. I don't know what they're from I go I don't know I go she goes she goes did you scratch your back today? I was like maybe probably

right I don't know And then they let me out the next day, let me go home, but then I had a catheter and until they need a week for the surgery to like everything to come down. So that week is fucking tough, because they left that fucking enlarged catheter the one I don't need. And the giant one.

The one I really don't need. This one's like, this is for a man who is fucking, this is for a fucking hearty man. Right. You know, and so it's such a fucking bummer because it hurts every time you move. What'd you do at your time? You just watched TV and just chill out.

Yeah, I mean, you know, I have that date in my head like I'm getting this released in a week. You know, I'm getting, you know, this is gonna be over in a week. That's what they're telling me. Are you like making it through the surgery? It's a relief. It's not the, it's not the big senile. You know what I mean?

Like it's not. So there is a sense of relief. But when I thought, when I got the catheter out and a week later, you know, they sent me home again. This is the same thing that happened. We have to do the Gaby medicine, you week later, they sent me home again. This is the same thing that happened. We have to do the giving medicine at the same procedure. You got to come back later in the afternoon to make if it doesn't work.

Then they said, you know what? Since you had surgery, you come back anyway even if it does work. We want to make sure. I had to go get it out at like 7 a.m. At the doctor's office and go back at 3 p.m. How does that feel when it's out? Are you like? It doesn't really matter at this point. All I want to do is I just want to be able to pee on my own. If that works then it's like pain is secondary. No, no, no, no. I mean like once the cat that is removed, are you like? No, there's still nerves. I like it's going to have to go back in because I what if this doesn't Okay, okay, but because it didn't work the first time and that was like I was really depressing and

So I go home and I like drink some water drink juice and see if you can go and the first time I try I can go Oh great, right? So yeah, that's great. It's a good sign. So I go back and they're like, yep, okay, you know, this and this and they tell you what you can't, I can't do anything for 90 days. I can't lift, I can't run. I was like, okay, not a lot of those are going to do anyway. I can't do anything though. No high jinks, nothing. But it's been already fucking half, feels like half a year in a high jink. So I'm like, you know, I'm already fuck, I can be a fucking priest at this point. Yeah. I'm a monk. And then it started every, like initially when you're going, it like there was, there was a little slight discomfort. But then it starts every time I go, it's things, it's things.

And so they said it would be, you know, that could be either, you had a slight tear from that catheter. Yeah. Or you have an infection. So I got to go back tomorrow and see what it is because I'm having stinging when I go to the bathroom. But I'm going with no problem. Like it's coming out like- Is this 20-year-old pastry?

You know what? I don't remember what it felt like to be like a 20-year-old. It doesn't feel like this, I don't think, though. It just comes out like almost like you don't even know it's coming out. That's like there's no Oh, there's no so like it's so unencumbered Okay, maybe that's how it was that's how maybe that's how it was like you barely felt it coming out But with the stinging It's it on that. But when the stinging started, it was like, I thought I would be over with this and it was like deep, deep fucking glum.

Because I was like, I was so set to be done with this. And I was like, you don't have to come back to March. For a checkup. Another tear. Yeah, so that like really set me back mentally though. That was just like, I thought I was gonna be done with this and that's some still not done. So it's like a complete and utter.

Like I, like, so like, not wanna do anything, I'm just like fucking bummed out. This is still before Christmas. This is after Christmas. Oh, this is after Christmas. Yeah, this is after Christmas. So, you know, I've been dealing with it now, like this burning sensation now for a week.

I don't know. I didn't tell him yet because I figured I'll give it a week to see what it, you know, if it continues, I think, but today would have been a week and it's still not until I got to call him tomorrow. Wow. Yeah, I, you know, he won't let me know he was out of surgery and he was okay and all that stuff and I passed it on to you But then like two days later I texted him to check up didn't hear back So I gave him a day texted again didn't hear back and then I got that feeling in my stomach

I was like, oh my god. Did he have to go back to the hospital? Yeah, like what happened? I just didn't even just put my phone away. That's what I think. I did call your landline, which I guess is disconnected now. No, it's not. Oh, really? I must not have your current number then. Okay, that shows how long it's been since I called your landline. And then, yeah, like later on in the day after that second text, when I was, I was just going to come to your house the next day, I was like, I got nervous, but I was like, just stop because that's like, that's my mother coming out. But like that's like, my mother is like that.

It's always worst case scenario. And that's what I was worried. I was, yeah, I was really glum. I was like as low as I feel like that. That's what you said in the text. Yeah, you're really just felt really low. I'm so unmotivated, just so like, welcome the my world.

You know that this wasn't over. And that's, that's unfair though. Like I said, because I know people are going through shit and it does, there's no like deadline. There's no like end line for, you know, for the shit like this. Yeah, but it doesn't mean that. That doesn't, that doesn't mean you're not entitled to your own like suffering and the fuck's that I have to do with you?

Yeah. And just like like, you're not taking it away from them, so you shouldn't take it away from yourself. Like it's, you know, I don't want to feel like don't, I don't want to be complaining, I don't want to be moaning, I don't want to be just bitching because, you know. What are we going to do for episode? Yeah, I know. Just bitching because you know what are we gonna do for episode? And like and then like Just been I've and when I got the when I got it out the last time I went to the doctor You know she said it was a it was an assistant who took it out. She was like if the doctor

Needs to talk to you. He'll call you And that's not very omnis a nice and around waiting or not waiting for a phone call Yeah, so like my with my phone rang is like I had heart palpitations my back started sweating Because I'm like oh my god is the doctor calling because he's got bad news. That's fucking Johnson again So I haven't I don't want to go back. I don't want to go back to the doctor. That's why I'm like I've been like Putting it off. I'm like okay, this thing is not that bad You got to go back to the thing is not that bad for what I've dealt with like I don't want to go back to the doctor I can't fucking stand it. I can't stand being in that fucking room It's like I just want to fucking run from it and be like like back in the fucking 1800s guys just dealt with this shit, right?

They were fucking they just fucking put some chewing and fucking take a belt of whiskey, but you know, that's not your thing I don't know. I don't want to go back though. That's why I've been really hesitant my wife is like did you call the doctor back? You got back dude. I'm like it's just a little stinging. It's probably just an affectionate, clear upon its own. Yeah, yeah, I don't want to. Because what if it develops into a worse problem because you're not on the top of it? Then you're like, you're this deep in man, you're at the fucking, you're at the goal line now.

Did they do while you were in there? They were like, you're good to go. You don't need to see you for 90 days, which was like amazing, you know, I felt like, okay, I'm, I'm, I feel like this, I'm closing the chapter on this. Yeah. And the fact that this stinging hasn't gone away is just like devastating. Yeah. Because I don't want to deal with them. I don't want to go back in here and hear something else because every time I'm like,

they find something else, I'm like, oh fuck, oh fuck. That's why I'm so low that I'm like, I can, can I just get through this? I don't think you can, but. I just go back. Let me ask you, if you live for another fucking 30, 40 years of stinging piss. It only stings for like 10 seconds.

I mean, it's probably nothing, but like, you gotta talk to a lot of them. I mean it's probably nothing but like you got I talked to. I looked it up and it's like you know I've other people have had catheters in for a longer period of time you know it can develop like little tears. Well Murray when we did it on the TV show we put a catheter in him and when he when they take that he said the next few days hurt a lot. Right. But he only had it in for a day, right? He only had it for a few hours. Right, so I've had it in for since October till December 28th. Yeah.

So I looked it up. I did looking up at people on like some chat rooms and everything just googling. And like, you know, as long as I said, it took, you know, six weeks for distinguing to actually finally go away. And he gets he had a catheter in for a long period of time. You know, I'm only a week into getting it out. Sure. My wife is like, you know, why don't you just call and see what's going on?

Like, you don't understand. I don't want to go back. Like, they said I don't have to go back. I don't think women fully understand avoidance. Like I'm the same way with shit, like where I'm like, I do not wanna do this, but it's like it's something you gotta do, yeah, but I don't want to. Like you say, you wanna run from it. Right, and like, you know, I couldn't run from it

when I couldn't pee because like it was agony. This is like, it's nothing compared to what I was dealing with. So this is like, I could live with this for the rest of my life. Right. But if you don't have to, it's uncomfortable. And I don't know why it's happening now because they said it would sting from the catheter,

but I don't know if they said it would last a week though. I mean, it's probably within normal realm, but I mean, at least a phone call, maybe you don't have to, maybe the doctor... I didn't even like ask about, like they said they're gonna test for other things that could have caused it. Yeah.

If I'm not even asking, if they don't wanna tell me what, if it like, I don't even know. But did they do, cause since you haven't been to a doctor in so long, did they do a full blood work cholesterol, everything? That's what happened too, is like the doctors office called

and was like, okay, after that he said that I needed surgery. And they're like, okay, we need to get clearance from your doctor that you're okay for surgery. Yeah. And my wife is like, well, he doesn't have a doctor. You know what I mean? Because he doesn't have a general doctor. And he hasn't gone to the doctor since 1998.

And they're like, okay, we're going to talk to the doctor about this, the urologist doctor. The guy who's doing a surgery. See what that means. If that means I have to go and get physical and see what's going on. He called back about four hours later and was like, he doesn't need to go see a doctor. It'll be fine. And that was a red flag because I'm like, he doesn't fucking know me. I got a, what if I got so, I'm a sick man.

I got a condition and they put me under and I don't wake up then. Yeah. That seems negligent, I thought. Well, that's not saying if they did blood work to throw all these trials and tribulations. Well, then it turned out the reason he said that was he was right. He's a doctor. Um, he's not a panicked man. They had to, they sent me in about two weeks,

three weeks before my operation. They sent me to the hospital for a series of tests, EKG, is that what it's called? EKG, yeah. Yeah. All this blood work and everything. Oh, so you're not a full head, yeah. Right.

Yeah, to make sure I was capable of with standing surgery. Anybody say anything to about your cholesterol counts and stuff like that? No. Good. I don't think that they're looking for that shit though. True. I don't think that they're doing like a battery of test.

They're just making sure what my heart is to see how much anesthesia I think I need. Right. Okay. And the weight and everything. But as far as the tests on, like they said, we're going to have to run some tests. Well, it's been almost a month and no one said anything. As far as the tests on like they said we're gonna have to run some tests Well, it's paying almost a month and no one said anything right I don't need a here cool. I don't need to know. I don't know I'm just like you me alone just leave me alone now

I don't like I don't want to hear from anybody anymore about this right unless it's like Imperative like unless it's a need like I'm on a need to know basis. Exactly. But like, you know, like I feel strong. I feel like not strong. Like I feel strong. Like I feel like I have like let my condition, like I haven't been walking or doing anything. But overall I feel good though,

other than this thing now. I feel really good. So like I don't know if, like, I don't know. That's why I like I need to go back. But I gotta go back. Yes, I don't know if, I don't know. That's why I'm like, I need to go back. But I gotta go back. Yeah, you gotta go back. I'm going, yeah, I am. I told my wife I'd call tomorrow and see and let them know

and see, they may be like, give you a prescription for maybe some more antibiotic. Sure, they may just be like, calls back in three weeks to see how it is then. Yeah, which is. I know, but it's like, it's a mountain now. It feels like I'm climbing a mountain again. Well, try to look at it like this,

but like you're really going down the other side of the mountain. That's all this is normal. Yeah, the operation was the summit and there's like some of the after effects that obviously from the chat rooms are it's normal to feel this way. It sucks. No, I know I told you to. I'm like, I want to just, you know, I at certain point when I was feeling so down, I was like, I just want to just, you know, I, at certain point when I was feeling so down, I was like, I

Just want to be that dude on the mountain green boots. Just leave me here Just leave me here to just whatever happens happens. I just want to be left here and I don't need to do anything else I don't need to go out of the house anymore. This is my existence. Just leave me alone Just everybody calling me going with them making appointments for doctors and this. I just want to put my green boots on. And fucking die on the mountain. Right. Like not literally die, but just die off for the rest of the world. And just be alone in my house and about the dogs watching Mod Squad.

Where do you see in Mod Squad? It's on the meat TV plus. Oh, right. Episode. I mean, channel 240 on cable. What is going on? Did you during all this keeping touch with Gennem? Well, Gennem was a dark.

No. He never asked me one about anything. He never inquired. So I didn't tell him today. Ask you. Get him. Did Gennem ask me? No, Brian, Michelle asked me.

Yeah, Brian, Michelle was like, he was a constant text in me, I feel bad. I eventually I didn't answer, but I didn't answer anybody because I didn't keep my phone next to him. So I didn't want to blow you up, you know, because I'm like, I'm, I knew that I would have a million emails. I knew that I would have some texts

and I don't have good answers right now. I don't want it like, and I don't really, yeah, I was just depressed. I figured I'd go through Brian rather than as I was checking it with him, because I know you well enough. I was really depressed as I've ever been in my entire life is when I thought I was done,

and this was just this, it's this thinging got more and more and more as the days went on, making me realize I'm not done. There's more to this. I thought I'd be done and I'm not. Now, my question too is, what did you think of the pain killers? I didn't take them.

You never took them. Hey, oh, I took, I took half of one one day and I didn't feel good. And I just said I never took them and I liked through them. You have them left out. I threw them out. Michelle told me I made the right decision. Didn't Michelle said that? Yeah. Like I said, there was pain in but after the operation like standing up. When the anesthesia really wears off because I stood up and there was like these two ladies that came by to like rehabilitate me for like 30 minutes

before I go home. I'm sure I could stand up and walk. Yeah. And the way I stood up and walked, they were like, wow. You know, you're like, you're like, you know, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you feel great, I said.

I feel fine. Like, I don't feel any I feel great. I said, I feel fine. Like, I don't feel any pain. Who the next morning, no one on it, all that is to eat us out of your body and those holes in my stomach were really hurting. And it makes you not want to do anything. Like the last thing I wanted, like I felt like I don't want to go into the,

to hear the office. I don't want to talk to anybody. And I'm like, what am I doing in my life? Am I doing anything? Like should, like, is it enough to just come to the office, I don't want to talk to anybody. And I'm like, well, what am I doing in my life? Am I doing anything like shit? Like, is this going to like, is it enough to just come to the office and podcast or should I be doing more? But then I stay home. I'm like, well, I just want to stay home. I'm not doing anything at home, either though. Just watching TV. So I don't know. It's just like a fucking endless cycle of like, yeah, you got to get through it. Just being upset and not being in a good state of mind. It's a terrible, uncomfortable shitty time.

But now, what most of it is over, most of it's in the rear view, which is great. And then like you said, probably what they're gonna say is like the stinging is normal. Some people it's going to take a little longer than others for it to wear off, but you're doing great. I mean, I don't know if it's too dark, but you know, it's so fuck, I just couldn't stop thinking about it was it's so fucked up is like if I was to not make it like on the operating table. It's like you have to face that utterly alone.

Like there is no real like someone's there with you. It's like you're there all alone, but like at least when you come into the world, you like your mother's there. Yeah. So like kind of hold your hand and everything, but that is like you're just all by yourself. There is nobody there else to like help you.

When they knock you out? Yeah, because you don't know if you're gonna get back up again. You don't know if you're gonna wake up again. There's no guarantee you're gonna wake up again. Sure. You know, and this is coming from an endgame. My mind is not a normal mind and these sort of things. Obviously they have a fear, a lot of things,

and one of them was doctors. So I irrationally, like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm gonna make it through this operation. It was probably 99.9% chance I was gonna make it through this operation. Sure, the most basic operation this guy probably doesn't work. I remember the name of it was called simple, something simple with a P, was the name of the operation and the nurse goes, but there's nothing simple about it. You can do it and have to tell me that. and the nurse goes, but there's nothing simple about it. All right. You can do it and have to tell me that.

Yeah, I would. That's yourself. I'd be doing that thing where she wants to make them seem better than they are. But there maybe it was just a little one that time is chart. They think you simple. I love to do it the operation. But that feeling of like, oh, am I going to make it through this? You know, it's not, it's irrational.

I know it is, but I couldn't stop it, though, for some reason. Like I couldn't stop that ball from rolling downhill, where, and it just like, it was like haunting for, like I said, between the hours of like, my wife would go to bed. So like two in the morning, it's just like, you're by yourself, you just fucking flipping it over in your head, like all the scenarios,

all the things that could go wrong. What's wrong with me? What's what caused this? Is it going to be like diminished life after that? Like just you just put yourself through that ringer of uncertainty and it's awful. Any promises or changes you like if I get through this gonna do this. Yeah, I mean of course I mean I I I Talked that God constantly like I'm gonna be a really good person. I'm pretty good. Oh, is it this go right God? How much more do you want for me mother fucker? I'm like I'm pretty good right like you know, but I was like I'm gonna be I don't know just just all these crazy promises.

A bit more woke. You know, all these crazy things and promises and like deals and like just all those things that just come from like that feeling of like something's not right. You know, there's no denying something's not right. You can't like fucking ignore it. Because if I could, if I would have. See any changes going forward? I don't know. I don't know. It means it remains to be seen. Like what am I going to do, I'm going to like probably I'll settle back into my old way of living. But right now I like I don't know. I don't have the ambition right now to really do much. I don't know why. It's like kind of like a crash. Well, it's a recovery phase. I mean, I'm

sure that they they must have mentioned that that like that like during the recovery, there could be a crash Like from like upset where you're down and shit. Yeah, because I shouldn't be down though. I mean it like I They fixed it a lot of stress you Yeah, that effect anxiety. Yeah, all of that weighs heavily on a person and then it just came like almost like it just like fucking cram Can't came crashing down and I just was like I don't want to do anything. I don't feel like doing anything. I don and I just was like, I don't want to do anything. I don't feel like doing anything. I don't feel like talking to anybody. I don't

feel like seeing anybody. I just didn't want to do anything except just sit on the couch and... You were depressed, my friend. Yeah. It's for a little bit. And sorry to hear it. It's hard to think of you that way, Walt. Well, I mean, thank you, yeah, but I wish it wasn't the case. Obviously, I really wish it didn't happen. Like I said, it felt like an expiration date just expired.

And everything went cabloy. Hold white bread flat in. Right on, almost as if on schedule. Right. You know, my birthday, 55, everything expired. There's no guarantees anymore. It's over for me. Yeah There was some good signs though like I even you know even with

That catheter yeah in the morning. I would wake up with oh, yeah, yeah, and I've done maybe I gave me hoax It's nice. I even went all that pain and all that discomfort. I still had I still do sexy dreams good fucking It make make them. Make it work. And I was just, I'd be like, woke up and I was like, holy shit. It was like, raise up around the Catholic. Go and go and fucking dev like a fucking Frankenstein monster with a catheter hanging out. Come to me.

My brownie. Nobody wants to see. I didn't shut. They wanted me to do a wrap from the Christmas break because I'm going home and people. And they wanted me to carry a route from like on the Christmas break because I'm going home and people and they wanted me to carry the almost like this suitcase instead of like a didn't the center this like discrete Bag that you strapped here like don't put this fucking plastic suitcase that I would just carry around

That would hold my it was plastic see through so you would see like oh my god plastic see-through so you would see like oh my god Design this like she's like do you want this or do you and I was like and she's like this will this will do you'll have you won't have to empty it as much and I'm like Yeah, but it's a fucking suitcase of urine To see that I didn't tell the I didn't tell anybody that I like that what I'm dealing with I I'd rather them not know. And if this they see this on the fucking couch, or if fucking sitting on the dining room table, it's going to be hard to pretend that everything's okay. And she was like, it's not a suitcase. And I was like, I know it's not a suitcase.

I apologize. I didn't mean it that way, but just give me the old one I had. That's fine. I don't want to. I'm fishing out of the garbage. I'm not the old one that I had's fine. I don't want this shit out of the garbage Not the old one that I had on before the operation, but one like it But yeah, cuz yeah, it was weird. It looked like it looked like Is if somebody put a handcuff to a briefcase? Yeah, yeah, but it was instead of some my it's in my wrist It was handcuffed to my dick suitcase

Of urine that like that I couldn't control so could, that's me sitting there talking to somebody and they could see it fill up as I were talking to them. And it's not even like normal urine. It's fucking blood fucking urine. Oh, dark and shit, yeah. I don't want that. I don't want that. I go, if it was fucking black or it looked like a russukase,

I go, even then I might be like, okay, but looks like a briefcase, but this is a see through. I could look like an important business man. Yeah, this is a fucking see.. I could look like an important business man. Yeah, this is a fucking see- That's a million people, 55 year old. This is completely transparent plastic case.

I said, I don't want it. Who says yes to it? Well, you know, one of this is because it allows you to not have to wake up during the night like I did. Like I said, I set my phone to go off at 5 a.m. every morning, just so I knew that I would have no problems, like with like filling up too much. With that fucking suitcase,

you can go like three days without emptying it, because it was so huge. Why is it clear? Yeah, but I guess I want to be able to see it. Yeah, put it in a stacker. Yeah, camouflage it somehow. Like it, she said. But I'm like, yeah, but it's still, like I got to get up at some point. You're walking around the house with a blanket over your hand and something underneath it.

Girls like, what's that? Yeah, they would notice for sure. They would notice, yeah, definitely. Oh my god. Yeah, that's what I have in dealing with. But hopefully 2023's goes a little bit. I don't even need it to go better. Just in that, that's so much pain. That's so much doctor and shit. Yeah. But I mean, and at the stage of my life, though, where that's a hard, that's a hard thing to happen, you know, I think as I used to get older,

it's more likely you're going to have to see more doctors. Yeah, it's more expected. You're like, well, I'm fucking 70, I'm 75, you're whatever. And then you're like, this is just the way it goes for you, you know, the experience is a little premature. I did feel, you know what, I did feel a little like, it did feel a little like, it was a little bit of a pick me up when all the nurses were like, you're too,

you're so young. You're not even 50. You're a kid. Cause you're in your 40s. I was like, no, I'm 55 and she goes, that's crazy then. I like that you're having this operation cause you look so young.

Like on one hand, I'm like, okay, it's a compliment on the other hand. I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with me then? Yeah. I've got the body the fuck is wrong with me then? I've got the body of an 80 year old. The doctor told me he goes like he said to you, do you Do you have what's your father's situation? I was like, I don't know About your grandfather I go, I don't know because it could just be in the family. He goes should just be hereditary that you know You guys had would have problems with this right you don't know

that you know you guys had would have problems with this right you don't know damn Wow Yeah, you don't yeah if you can you avoid it Yeah, it's not like anything but fucking Well, it's gotta be with the dick Take an eye took that I took that fucking cock for granted I'll was like, I'll never go fun. Nothing would steer me wrong at cock. Yeah.

Now you're back at it, man. You're going to have to make up for lost time. I'm scared. Yeah. Yeah, I'm really scared. What if like, because they said nothing for 90 days afterwards. So that'll be like 180 days. With them, you go back to the original, like, like, at the stop. And

I'm like, what's it going to feel like? Like that's the longest you've gone since high school. Yeah. Like when it, when I finally like, you know, let loose, will it be painful? And like, or maybe, maybe it's just not let loose. Or you become like Peter North with these fucking giant loads. Maybe I just get to the edge and then just like you know aren't you know? We start edge and Keep it all in right people keep on it's sacred Yeah, don't spill it for don't spill that seed for no good reason right yeah, there's no need to maybe watch it twice a year What a rough run man

Yeah, that's bad I get it could be worse though my wife keeps calling it could be worse. Of course. It could always be worse It could be worse. So I got to be grateful that it because it could be worse right there's some guy out there that got The news that you were hoping not to get you know Yeah, so it's yeah, and I don't even know I don't even know one new like like I said There's been no news. I'm like it's gotta to be by now so they would let you know by now Right yeah, and I heard like I said in my in my haze I heard them talking to my wife and they said all the tests came back negative

Like could they have done the test that quick? That depends on what test they were sure. Yeah, so I heard her say that though And I said was she talking to you and she goes, yeah, and I go, well, that's a good sign. The whole test came back negative. I don't know. Who knows? I'm just like the last thing I want to hear

that I was from a doctor. So, yeah, I don't know. Wow, man. What a harrowing adventure. Adventure's not a good word. Yeah, really, debacle. Well, I'm sure though that like like once you put on the paper gown They were like damn are those meandies

You know long time that you able to wear underwear I got me on these on pizza me on days. It has been like I got them. Yeah, it's been so long because I didn't get you couldn't wear underwear. You had to go commando. Yeah. So some good came out of it. Yeah. How are you gonna change your life in 2023? Oh, that remains to be seen.

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I know I didn't run up by our ad head of ads. I'll probably hear about it, but go ahead. I got us to hook up at a comic store. Oh, yeah. Okay. I got us a hook up at a comic book store. Oh, yeah? Oh, okay. I got us to hook up where, you know, like, I got us the, the great hook up, big discounts. And it's a, it's a store in Illinois called Tim's Corner Comics.

Tim's Corner Comics. Yeah. And I've actually done some artwork for Tim. I designed a t-shirt for him to make up for, you know, him offering all these great deals to me. I figured, like there something I can do to help you maybe recoup and maybe even feel like I'm part of the team, I'm an employee. I was like, how about if I designed a shirt for you and you sell it to your comic book store? Wow. Are you you gonna taste it?

No, it's just, this is just to keep, you know, the books that I want to order coming in and you also come me up and in return, I'm helping him out a little bit. What books do you order? All the Marvel Masterworks and omnibus that I buy and everything, but, this is the, I don't know if you ever,

if you remember this design cue in the 80s, remember Fribin Planet? Fribin? Forbidden. Oh, of course, Fribin Planet. New York. Well, they had this shirt done by Brian Bowland that I always struck me and I loved it. Bowland. So I designed a shirt for him based off that old 80s,

Fribin Planet design and there's two people in the image that you might think you might recognize. Alright. So on the left is mine. Oh, shit. Well, the bowling one, I'm looking at right away. I remember that. That's great. Wow.

Is this, did you slip me and Brian in there? Yep. Did you? Look at this, man. Wow. Wow. Dude, this is great. I actually like yours better than bowling. Oh, I love bowling.

Oh, absolutely. Thank you. But, I don't think that I'm, man. There's a little Norse guy there, and there's a little, like, a little Perkillion Catman. I look like the, yeah, it looks like the liver king. I'd sue. Who's the liver king?

He's a guy who, he was, he was like one of these health nut guys. He's like super built. He wears like a wolf he was like one of these health nut guys. He's like super built. He wears like a wolf head like ripped like you can't believe. And he said that like he got this bill by eating raw liver and all this other weird shit and he had the raw liver diet. And then he was just recently exposed

to spending like 11 grand a month on steroids. So I'm never really into it. I'm never gonna do it for him. So I'll live it in Delivered in Delivered for a moment. So I will post the image on the at Sunday Jeff on the Twitter. So people can see what the image looks like. And if you would like to order a shirt from Tim, you can go to Facebook for Tim's corner comics or you can send them an email at,

damn, I thought I would you or you can call them at 309 7 9 4 0 3 3 3 it doesn't have a website yet Which would have been helpful. Yeah His what his email is Tim's corner comics at gmail.com. There is no apostrophe after the, um, M though in Tim. So it's all one word, Tim's corner comic. I'll put all that information though. Yeah. In the, in the tweet and that subject matter, you can just put TSD. He's asked and it's 25, 25 bucks further the shirt in a small

the 2X and 27 and 3 XL to 5 XL, it'll be $5 shipping. So cool man. So yeah, I'm trying to help. Trying to help, his name is Jared, he purchased Tim's comics, I think they've been there for actually decades. What do you use it says?

Yeah, decades. So this is a new owner and he's an aunt, big time aunt. Great, cool, send us some shirts man, I'll wear them. Yeah, he did send me some shirts, I got them. Oh, you got them ready? Yeah, oh great. But I want it to be, I just want to show you the side by side. We have it here, I could, I mean,

we're shooting like five more days of practical jokes like a wearer during one of those. Okay. All right, cool. All right, like I said, I didn't, I know they didn't run that by our ad manager, but. Yeah. You should make sure you're from a trap shut.

Tell her that I have for medical reasons, I totally forgot it. I feel bad though, because I wanted to do it before Christmas, but we never got a chance to meet before Christmas. Right. And if there's anything else you're looking for, you know, you're looking for a certain back issue or a certain book that you can't find, maybe Tim has. A little Tim. Yeah, call them up at 309-794-0333.

And I'll post an image when this episode drops. That's right. I'm very sure. Very quickly I got my own two little things are promote. I was on two podcasts during this break from Space Monkey, Stolumseev Dave. One is called The Creep Off that I was on with my friend,

Carl and Vinnie Paulino. And I got to tell you, it fun to do. It's like they what they do is like you bring a a guy who you think is a creep and You sort of battle it out to see who like you know to see who's the creepiest of the three you bring a creep I bring I bring like you know I look up a guy that I think is okay You're not bringing like someone to the studio. No, no, no, no. No, you just bring it to the table and you're like,

here's my creep. Now, I personally think that I was robbed. I came in third. It was Andy Dick. It was this other guy. I can't remember his name. And then my guy was a dude down in Florida who was caught with the nude pictures of his stepdaughter

and then his stepdaughter killed him. So he was the creep. He was like this mild-mattered butterfly farmer. OK. who was caught with the nude pictures of his stepdaughter and then his stepdaughter killed him. So he was the creep. He was like this mild-mattered butterfly farmer. Vinnie was Andy Dick, who you know his exploits. And Carl's was some guy who killed and dismembered a kid or something, which to me, and this is my argument to these guys, and to the whole audience of the creep off I might add, that is beyond creepy.

Yeah, that's psychopathic. Yeah, I agree. That that is beyond creepy. Yeah, that's like psychopathic. Yeah, I agree. That's not really creepy. Yeah, there was never really any, there's no, they don't define creep. They don't have a hard, like, outline definition of creep. So I lost. I came in third.

First time ever. So I need to return to the show because what's creepy when taking pictures of your stepdaughter? Your stepdaughter. Yeah, and she saw them on her, on his laptop. return to the show because what's creepy than taking pictures of your stepdaughter? Your stepdaughter? Yeah, and she saw them on her on his laptop. It was like, I guess, he's like, he was in his stings or something. Not only did he have a folder, but it was like on his screen saver, you know, like, like

pops up with different pictures. And she was at his house and she sees her own picture come up naked. And they were pictures. And this is what they were never clear about was how he got these pictures because they were pictures that were taken 10 years earlier by an ex boyfriend of hers or he was in possession of them. Yeah. And they never really they never really pointed out or or definition of creepy. Yeah. That's that's when I said that's creepy. Creepy is not like oh there's a baby let me cut

That's fucking arms and legs off. So you lost I lost But next time I'm gonna go in on it. I'm gonna I'll make something up. I'll make up a guy And then our own Brian Rupert reviewing history podcast I did with him and you can find that on what's that about That's about midnight express express they do different movies like They did real they do movies based on historical events historical events Which then you learn that like like with midnight express I always just like how so stupid I watched the movie I'm like that's the way it happened But then like you read more into it like I read the book I watched a documentary

I watch an interview with the actual guy. It did not happen. It wasn't so full as laughs. Yeah, right. And the best part, the tip pressing that right actually even happened. God damn it. Yeah, I know. Shit. Yeah. I was on his podcast. What movie did you do? I did a movie called The Invincible with Mark Walberg. Oh, that's right. He is a football movie. That's another one that was bullshit, right? Oh, it's Total Bullshit. Oh, yeah.

It's a Walt Disney movie, so you know, it's fucking nice. They really played up the underdog becoming a champion and everything. Right. It was complete, not a bullshit. Fun to do, though, the poctop. Yeah, it was really fun. I had a good time doing it.

Cute. Yeah. You were down, uh, visiting your parents. Yeah. Over Christmas. Sure was, uh, in a place called the villages, which is, uh, the biggest, uh, retirement community in the state, if not the country. I mean, probably the country. Right. When you were there, did your mom have a golf cart? Oh,. Now did you have it? They haven't it or rented? No, I bought it from when they moved down there. But I don't think people rent them generally. They own them.

When you were there, did you happen to notice Alufa hanging off her? No, but I already know this. You know this already. Oh, I know all of it. I had no idea. But I'm sure there are other people out there who don't know either.

Yeah. This is brought to my attention by Gidham, that I guess they'll hang it outside their house. Well, I heard the car door handles. Car door handles, that's what we said. Car door handles or their golf carts. And it's kind of a spin on, like, remember the bracelets that girls use, they would say like, oh, if a girl's wearing like a blue gel bracelet. Yeah, blue gel bracelet or she'll do anal

if it's pink or brown, I would assume. The Lufa code, when visiting the village is Florida's friendliest hometown. Okay, so this is all about sex. All right, so if you have a white Lufa hanging off your golf cart, that's for novices and beginners Purple lawyers and people who like to watch which is the same thing I think

Sure pink soft swap people who like to do it with others in the room Yellow mid-level swap for those who want to have fun but are still nervous. I don't know what that means. Maybe you just want to fuck your own wife in a room with other people fucking their wives. Well, that would be the soft swap. What didn't it? The pink people who like to do it with others in the room. Yeah, so what's this one? Yellow is mid-level swap for those who want to have fun but are still nervous. I mean, you got ease into it. Alright. Yeah, like maybe a little bit of feeling up and that kind of thing. Black, full swap.

Those who say, what the hell, let it all go down. And then there's teal, bisexual for those who want to increase their dating chances. And I don't know why that strikes me as we're like, I mean, I think of like a bisexual 80 year old. It's just like, it's a strange, just strange. There's one more, too, that that list is missing. What is it? I don't remember the color,, it's a strange. Yeah, there's one more too that that list is missing.

Well, what is it? I don't remember the color, but it's if you're a single person willing to join another couple. So you don't have a significant other died or you got divorced. Like there's a specific color for like, well, I'm solo, but I'm up for whatever. Right. So if you're, you move to the villages, what color Lufa am I seeing hanging from your golf cart?

Black. Black. You're down? Oh, you might have to know my parents. Oh, uh, yeah. Mom, why did I start with black Lufa for Christmas? No, there was this, um, there was this bar in, uh,

one of the part of the village is called Katie Bells. It's gone now they demolished it unfortunately But if you wore gold colored sneakers In to Katie Bells like when they were Gavilla just great because like they start parting at five. They're all in bed by 10 So like you it's like great Yeah, me and my brother did a lot of drinking down there. We heard a lot of stories, but he and so you would go to Katie Pell's, you'd wear the silver or gold sneakers and that meant you were down to fuck that night. Really?

It makes total sense though. I don't know why you were surprised by this behavior. These are people that grew up in the 70s. They are way more freer and way more sexually oppressed. So it makes sense that as they get into their later stages, that like you know. But the generation of free love is like, hey, yeah, I mean, these are not like people that grew up in the 40s. They are, they're their their their prime years of sexually. It's the free love generation.

70s and 60s. So like, yeah, this is not a shock to me at all. I know you were like, like, I was blowing away. I couldn't believe it. I kind of pill you off the fucking back. I told you about this. I was on Amazon shopping for Lufus. They they they get to cause they're they all drink down.

They go to like, it's like, it's like a cruise ship or a college. Dude, what will the villages be like in 2040 as people who grow up now with no fucking name. There is nothing that like you know they don't do like camera you know post on tiktok. So like you know what will be like at the at the at the what's it called the place the the villages. The villages. Yeah yeah it'll be Sodom and fucking Gamora yeah there's a book about it already I read called pleasure bill all about this and how they all do drugs and like and fuck because they all get the good pain killers and shit right yeah well it's a lot of weed a lot of

weed down there now yeah I guess Florida's a bit come down on pain killers in the past 10 years or so oh I don't know yeah I just know that that that it's the village it's a place known for its painkillers in the past 10 years or so. Oh, I don't know. Yeah, I just know that that it's the village It's a place known for its sector. My parents said no that when they moved down there. No, or at least that's what they told me But yeah, it's a hell of a reputation down there, but there will be no Game playing with Lufa's with that with the generation going up now. It'll be full out like you know Posted right on the fuck up front door. Yeah, you know giant poster Christmas lights. It'll be full out like, you know, posted right on the fuck of front door. Yeah. Giant poster Christmas lights. I'll say fuck. Yeah. Wow. I never thought about that. That's pretty it's pretty weird. Yeah. I mean, hoping we're out to see that.

Yeah. Yeah. Now, did your parents, is it a condo that they own? No, it's houses. I mean, they do have some areas. So they're renting? No, they bought they bought the house. I mean there's a chance you could you could inherit move down there You're in your golden years you could go move there. Oh, I had a house and I just sold it actually in the in the village is Yeah, yeah, it was Because I bought it so cheap and the prices were so fucking high that I was like bought it so cheap and the prices were so fucking high that I was like, I'll sleep on my mother's couch.

No, I do like it down there. I enjoy it when I go down there, not maybe not for six days, but there's something to that golf cart life, man, just zip it around and the neighborhood so clean and nice and there's no trouble. No trouble makers. There's no trouble makers really. I mean, I would think there would be some carons and shit down there, like old people. Oh, yeah, that's no trouble. It's just no trouble makers. There's no trouble makers really. I mean I would think there would be some carons and shit down like old people. Oh, yeah, that's my nature There's just ignore them. Yeah, yeah, somebody yelled at me and my brother older down. If someone It comes up to me so my brother's got this awesome beagle, right?

It's about a year old his name's Benjamin right go figure so we go down there and we're in the thing And I'm wearing my dad. I gave my dad a fire department shirt jacket years ago right and it just says Jim is my fire department number in the back and it was cold down it was 30 degrees down there while I was down there 40 degrees wait I didn't bring a jacket so I put on my dad's jacket and I go to the dog park with my brother it's nine in the morning a woman comes up to me and she's like, how old are you? Retired from the fight apartment? That's how it happened.

And I go, yeah, I go up 46. I go, yeah, I don't want to go into it. I go, yeah, I retired. You only got to do 20 years and you can retire. And she goes, oh, she goes, I thought it might have been because of the vaccine. And I go, what do you mean? And she goes, I heard that they were putting out a, they're making people quit if they wouldn't take the shot.

I took the shot because my friends were all being weird about it, but I'll never get another one again. Like this is all the first 50 seconds. I'm like, no, I said I got the vaccine, it didn't really bother me. And she goes, oh, I can tell, I can tell you look like a Democrat. She goes,

you can notice my loo-fa? Come on, let's go. It's a weirder. I go, I go, I know. I have been a Democrat. I go, I'll vote both ways. She goes, did you vote for Trump? I go, I was like, you know, now I'm left.

And I go, I wrote, vote for Trump. for Trump she goes well how's that working out to you shug of lips and then she storms off and I was I turned my brother Jimmy and I was like they're all fucking crazy down here they're all fucking nuts like she just came up to pick a fight with me either get on my side and bitch with me or pick a fight with me. It was the weirdest thing. Yeah, if they're not fucking, there's nothing to do.

Yeah, nobody was fucking this skill of facing. She was not a good looking old lady. I got yelled at on my way here today. Yeah. One of my least favorite groups of people, a fucking crossing guard. You don't like that fake authority. I can't stand it and she fucking exercised it like you know I'm coming down from the house and there's the school on the corner there and it's like just when I'm coming here It's just a school's letting out so you know, I'm going 25. Yeah, I'm going slow and she like looks she looks down the road

Both ways you know, and then she steps out with her stop sign and I'm like, okay She's gonna cross some people so I stop but like I'm rolling to a stop I can't I'm not gonna fucking slam my brakes on and she like stops in the middle of the fucking street Holding up her stop sign and she's like screams it. I mean screams it. She's like I said stop I Can't tell you how much I wanted to get out of the car rip the fucking stop sign out of her hand I just fucking wing it across the fucking street. But I didn't.

I just rolled down the window and I know, I know what a goddamn stop sign means. And then she turned to yell at me again, I just took off. But I was like, these fucking crossing guards, man. But this one's in, like you could, you could print Superstar this one. I could see her again tomorrow. You got to get Would Mary Beth be willing to like drive down the road with a top off and shit like Like just get her head in your lap Now

I think that'd be a hard sell I haven't recently had a have a grudge against a crossing guard down the street very bad. I needed to take your shirt off. I pretend to prefer moral sex. And girls are like kind of like Lucy Goosey with that stuff. I think, all right, she has a couple glasses of Prosecco. Yeah. And there's no students around.

I think it's the stolen student. Oh, I assume no students. Yeah, you don't want to do that from the students. Like, what do you think of this? I think she's the Stolen students yeah What do you think of this I think she would be so confused What's up, I'll ask Marybeth. Yeah, I'll see what you says. I'll ask her at all series is I'll make this what I need you to do. Yeah, I like it cuz I've tinted windows like I'll just roll down the windows a little bit And I shall see your topless and I'll give her the finger and I will drive away Leave her completely and utterly confused. Yeah, I'm not so sure. That's like this great. Frank Superstar.

To me, yeah, I don't know. I've been late. I don't know the mic. I've been late up for a couple of months. I maybe added a Frank Superstar game. You'll get back into it, don't worry. Well, sure, anything's that you're an asshole. So now if we could think you're a degenerate too too like we could just like keep building it on top of it

Right and then the next time I'll go with you with my shirt Yeah, I think that's a little bit better She might even recognize you which would be really fucked up. I tell no one shit like we both ever shared Are you sure you want me to stop with all these kids around? No. Oh, I didn't know there were kids around, but I guess that makes sense for a crush. Yeah, but oh my God, the way she far face scrunched up.

They're pressing in front of kids and stuff. No, you know I curse in front of the kids, yeah. That makes more sense. Yeah. I was watching these, like, I guess they're videos for people with ADD. They're only like 30 seconds long and you just swipe them on YouTube. Yeah, yeah. I saw crossing guards, oh man, they do fucking some heroic shit though.

Sometimes I saw crossing guards save a kid from getting hit by a car. How many cross-hungers I've seen save kids because fucking assholes fucking didn't stop. I know, I've seen it. There was that time that a... There's a very gradual one that went after the Savi kids and the cross guards just looking at them and they're just kind of like looking at them with that face on.

I can't believe that I didn't stop. They really didn't stop. They just blew right through the wall. Yeah, I tell you, that I didn't stop. Like they really didn't stop. They just blew right through the car. Yeah, like I tell you, like as I was stopping, I could not have been going more than five miles an hour. I was slowing to a stop. It's a sweet she turned and screamed at me.

I'm like, bitch, like you could hear it on my dash cam. I'm sure I'm like, who the fuck do you think you're screaming at, bitch? Like, you know, this is to me and my car. You know, y'all into myself and my car. Those videos are fucking, they're bad for society. Those 30-second videos. Yeah. Because I just discovered them when I was laid up and I went for like fucking three hours just going. Yep it's so easy.

And I would like and I was so like in a bad state of mind I was fucking getting so like emotionally upset because I watch all these videos of these dogs being reunited with their with their owners for years. They make you do run you on to my So like emotionally upset because I watch all these videos of these dogs being reunited with their owners after years. They make you cry. Oh my god, I might start like well enough. And I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, have you got to watch this video? The least dog recognized his master after five years.

Right, they always do. And they go crazy. Oh, it's heartbreaking. You know that they're so happy. The bullet-tired ones where they come back from Iraq or something, they got, there's one where a guy had, I'm sure you can find, you've probably already seen it, where a guy, he weighed, all these numbers are wrong,

but he weighed like 300 pounds, and he had an emergency surgery, and he was in the hospital for two months, and when he came back, he was like 150 pounds, and then you see the dog. He's, he can't figure it out at first. He's like, quote, a freaked out, and then the second he realizes who it is the dog just explodes with joy and I sometimes but those videos can really fuck your day up man because you're

just like next thing you know it's like you know you start it yeah you start it up to an afternoon and it's fucking nine o'clock at night yeah you got to walk seven hours you got to watch the the compilations of car crashes. No. And then sit there and judge all the assholes. I'm sorry. You love more than a good gravel truck collapse. You love it when a gravel truck is in the middle.

Oh my god. Look at all that gravel on their car. There's no way they survive that. I believe you. You know. You know. There's no way they survive that. There was one that darkest one, I think I ever saw was it was it there almost universally in China for some reason, but it's like this roundabout and this this car is about to enter the roundabout in this gravel truck is coming around too fast.

And it over turned over. uh... gravel truck is coming around too fast and it over over turns and you hear the lady scream like all the gravel rain down on the car and then the screaming stops that was one that was like that was the worst one I ever saw that was a bad one but a lot of times yeah it's just like. You could barely laugh at that one, it was so bad.

Yeah, I mean, not nearly as hysterical as the rest, but that was a rough one. Yeah, I don't know why they're always so fucking like the load is just not like lined up correctly that these fucking things are constantly overturning. Oof. But there's like, you watch like work fails, that kind of shit, like you know, you know, fail, fail gag, all these different channels and like when it's, when it's a construction, construction fails, it's almost always in like an Asian country. I think they're standards or they're, their rules and regulations are a little softer than they are here in the States and maybe

some more developed countries. Huh. You got to roll, Q. Yeah, you know, I got probably 10 more minutes. So, you know, let's you guys want to wrap it up. I don't know, whatever you guys want. I don't know, any more ads? No, no, no, no, we're at just me on these this week.

Did you do anything good for New Year's? Uh, so there are lists of the fucking fireworks. I didn't do anything. I was not in a good mood. Yeah, I woke up at 1204. I was like, oh, shit. I guess I missed it. Back to back.

Yeah. Uh, I was at4. I was like, oh, shit. I missed it. Back to back. I was very small. It was me and Sal and like fought for other people. I would probably not have done anything if it wasn't for we were burning the candle up both ends lately. So I'm like any night off. I'm happy to do it. But it was ended up being a good night. Yeah, I think I was watching just watching TV. Yeah. I think I was watching just watching TV. Yeah, I grew um I didn't mention this walled, but I grew a weed plant in my yard this summer Marijuana is you could do that legally now. Yeah, it got seven feet high

I Harvested it and now I'm giving it out to people and it's like What do you think? We don't you worry that people will see it and then scale the wall and I'm not too worried about that. You've been to his neighborhood. That's like jacking the beanstalk shit. It's fucking balsamic.

It's like to the fucking ceiling but like now I got harvested it. I dried it out. I cured it. I did all the work but now I'm giving it away as gifts so I was able to bring some on New Year's Eve. I don't want to do that. I really made the pie. Have you, do you need to give me a full report? I did give you a full report, I stripped away the sugar leaves.

Yeah. And it is smooth. Yeah. And it is a very mild, but nice feeling, yeah. Good, good, you're fork. Yeah, I thought. Yeah, he did a good job growing it. Yeah, I was a good farmer. Is this the first time that you've...

First time didn't wanna win, just didn't wanna win. And yeah, came, maybe I think you all would could, you know, go into that industry, when the TV, you see. I've actually already got an offer to do it, and I turned it down. I was like, I don't think that's on brand, but thank you. Oh, I'm talking about when it's over like, you know, it's over. Yeah, possibly the rules of

Rook R&H R&H. No, I have a name and everything. I'm getting t-shirts made up, but I just want to get the website before I tell them. Oh, you really are going to do this? That's for fun. Yeah, yeah. I'm just giving it to my friends and stuff like that But also it's fucking 20 mason jars. I got off this. I just worry though It's fucking insane the neighbor like the if it gets around though that I think you're like a major dealer and you like cartoly But arrival like We'd grow or oh he might like shoot up Q's house

We'd grow work. Oh, he might like shoot up cues house Tommy gun He suggested that I I tried in my backyard because I have bamboo in the backyard that fucking grows like crazy Yeah, you have son you have son. Yeah, a lot of sun in the back That's what I learned. And fuck man, it was a lot of fun and I was saying like, you know, I come from farmers, I come from Italian hillbillies. So you know, blood. This is me getting back to my roots, you know what I'm saying?

Well, how much farming did it take to grow this? Okay, good, it's a fair question. I put it in a planter it grew a certain height Then I repotted it probably three times Okay, but you don't go out and water it or put no every day Oh every day you every day when I'm watered and then when it was in the pots I moved as the sun moved across my yard to it like I'm gonna smoke you one day I did I did talk to it out of smoke you you're gonna make me feel so good

His neighbors must be like he talks to squirrels He talks to plants Because now I give him fucking Mason charts a week. Yeah, I'm like here you go, but I can't what am I gonna do with this? Yeah, so I was I was shocked at the amount that came off that one plant Yeah, there's fucking crazy dude I am our most people able to grow it to the height you grew it to or is are you like that much of a green thumb that like you're the you got the biggest Dr. Green, but well I'm not the biggest vine in all of statin no because then I talked to a guy that I know he works for the city of New York. I don't want to say through who and he's like oh yeah and he pulled up pictures of what's going on in his garage

with just a grow light and he put mine to fucking shame. It looked like it looked like the Garden of Eden is garage. Giant giant fucking weed plants. I got dangerous though when it's indoors because then they start noticing the electric consumption and that's when you get in trouble. You're allowed to have five plants in your city now. So I could the work that I had to do for one was too much. Yeah. Because I actually, I'm repotted at three times. I'm exhausted. I'm gonna talk to it.

Because that is when you trim it, like when you dry it, it's not like I'm trimming. You mean the act to actually get you set of it? There's a lot more work. Yeah, growing it's the easy part. Yeah, but to actually do it, how'd you learn it, YouTube? Or did you know people, like,

I knew people in Vegas had worked professionally with it, sent them emails and got back, but it was so easy. So easy, dude. Yeah, it's a lot of some work. My yard gets a lot of water, though. It's always flooded. Plus, yeah, I'm not prone. MJ, am I back here?

I don't want Cooper and Stocks. I'm rolling around. They want Cooper and Sox. Roll it around. They go out and eat grass, you know, every once in a while and they're not feeling good. I don't think it works. I mean, that kind of grass. You're kind of grass. Before Benjamin Cat went, he was, he loved it.

He loved the smell off the plant and stuff. But yeah, he would go over to and sniff it when I would take him for his walks and stuff like that. They probably know that it like it that it has those capabilities to like kill pain and everything, right? Maybe. I don't know. But anyway, so that and trip all that come up. I don't know why. Yeah, you just that you're growing pot now.

It was a weird segue. That was a segue. I don't know. Just don't know. I'm just a weird segue. That was a segue, I don't know what it was. Town's stupid. You're too stoned, I don't know.