Tell Em Steve-Dave - #543: No Apologies

Episode Date: January 23, 2023

Madonna’s tour video, Bry runs a prank by Walt and Q, Walt brings a new game

How did the murders take place? They were castrated. They were. Alright. You're talking about one friend sucking another friend's dick. I would never disown one episode of TSD. Maybe the ones I wore in Hondo. Right. That's not funny.

That's not funny. That's not funny. That's not funny. That's not funny. That's not funny. That's not funny. That's not funny. Tell them Steve Dave.

Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell them Steve Dave. I am sitting here around the ping pong table with Walt. Chellow. And with BQ. Hello. BQ. Read out of the gate. Congratulations.

Thanks, bud. A decade wall. A decade of making people laugh. Making people smile. Yeah. More. Yeah, that's it. It was 13 years.

13 years? We shot it in 2010. Well, 10 seasons. Yeah. 10 seasons over, over 12 years. Let's say 12 years. We shot it in 10 seasons. Yeah, 10 seasons over over 12 let's say 12 years Correct. We wrapped it season 10. It's about to start starts. Oh, yeah, I should point that. I guess I should say that. Uh, yeah February 9th the new season of Joker starts um on

true TV and tv s simul casting two networks two networks, double fist and networks, right? We got, you know, guests, we got our boy, season premier, going hard, Brett Michaels. Wow. Brett Michaels, poison, poison. That's right. That's a way to kick it off.

You fuck a bet, you ass. I'm excited, man. He came and he killed and Paul Rudd. Paul Rudd Paul Rudd's on the same and Paul Rudd's in the same episode. Yeah. Wow. How is Brett Michaels getting top billing in over because we have Michael Joker's keep it real Because he's got am here coming out in February too. I know Brett Michaels bro. Is he gonna am in costume? No, he would happen Paul brought his daughter to set because she's a fan of the show And then he jumped on camera with us to have some fun. That's dope. Yeah, so it's him and Brett Michaels got along so well

It was awesome like they had such a good time with each other So that comes across on screen where else are you gonna see Paul right at Brett Michaels? Grab and ask together on television. You tell me it's easier for super famous super super celebrities to connect and immediate have that immediate connection and you know that yeah. Is it something about like being like, Hey, you're super famous. I'm super famous. I don't get that. I don't think it's that.

It's not that. It's not that. It's not that. Oh, we're in the super famous club. I think what they see with each other is, here's someone I've been a fan of. Like, normally it's a one way street. I'm Paul Rudd. People are a fan of me. Right.

So I think when you meet someone that you're excited to meet, it's probably rare. You're like, I like you because of this. I like this. You're like, you're a song. I like your movie. This. Yeah. And you just keep throwing compliments back and forth back and forth back and forth back and forth you know you just like you know it's like you feel like you know someone because they've been in your life so long and I think that you know everybody has that there have to have been people on the show though you don't have

to name names yeah but people that you're like oh why, why did we have this guy? No? There was no I know for us there were people well the No, at least personally. No, not really there was one person that we were I don't want to say who it was But we were told that they're coming to set with 15 people and that we will only have about 20 minutes of prep time with them before they go on and nobody's allowed to talk to them before that. And when this person got to set, they were there with three people and they were perfectly nice and happy and hung out the entire time. So, so there are people set it up like they were high maintenance. Yeah, and then yeah, that was it. That was the only choppy thing you get weird things like that like we have a Calpanon And I you know, I love those Harold and Kumar movie so much I was like super excited to talk to him about that then I want to start sucking his dick like you pointed out

Well, I'm like oh Brian made that Yours was kissing ass No, no, just throwing compliments back. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no nothing about the lower Okay, okay, so you're right. Yours was kissing ass. No, no, it's just throwing compliments back. Yeah, nothing about the lower room. Okay, no, no, and I was excited about that, and on the phone with his manager agent, he was like, they were like, yeah, no,

no, don't talk about Harold and Kumar. And we're like, what? And then we got to set, and right away, I started talking about Harold and Kumar, and he fucking loved it And then when I told him what we had heard he goes I I have never given that instruction in my life He goes I don't know why somebody would tell you that he goes those movies made my career I love I love that and we talked about him for it. So everybody's everybody was fucking great great great

It's the people around the star that are so fucking worried that you're gonna ruffle their feathers that they have to like over compensate Well, they got to justify their job, you know, they got to show up much like like we had Basketball players on and they were like you can't ask for signatures and stuff like that Don't don't ask for that and then by the end they're signing basketballs for the whole crew Like that you know everybody night they get there excited, but but this is a especially these first five episodes anybody ants out there who have a Nielsen box Nielsen box. I need you guys. They still exist. Yeah, yeah The first never get rid of the Niel boxes. They need them well, they need ratings But they but anyway if you guys are out there, and I know you are like never ask you for anything

We don't have a season of loving yet. The show might be over. We don't know. And I think that hinges on for the first time ever on ratings. Right. So if you guys are out there and could do that, I would appreciate that because I'd

still like to make the show. Course. Fucking love it. Love it. True love, love, love doing it. We're having a lot of, we fixed it, figured out how to use celebrities in a great way. We're having a blast, man.

So now you're also going on tour. Yeah. I should probably promote that to be over here. Yeah, we're back on tour and practice live. I think we kick off in Pittsburgh on, uh, February 2nd. We have warm up shows, but I think the first official show is in Pittsburgh. Uh, I never, I never promote our shit. Now I always got shit for that. Oh, February 2nd. Holy shit. That's close.

Yes. Second, Camden, New Jersey, and Boston, although I think Boston sold that right. But yeah. So we're back on tour, man. Now it's not too late because the tour hasn't started. Would you would you guys consider doing something very similar to Madonna's tour announcement video? Wow it's gone on. Oh you never saw it? No. Oh did you see it? No. Oh this might be a move point. Yeah it's it's recent. I I encourage everyone to seek it out and watch it because it's like a level of cringe that you're like, I can't really, somebody thought this was a good idea. I can't believe once it was shot, they went ahead with it. It's Madonna sitting at a table, a big table with a bunch of celebrities. Most of them I

don't recognize, but one was Jack Black is there. Oh wow. So, Jack Black is there. And the Schumer is there. It was Khalifa is there. And the Schumer makes sense. Little Wayne is there. And much to my disappointment, Eric Andre was there. Eric Andre? Yeah.

I like Eric Andre. Fucking funny. He's fucking funny as hell. I was sad to see him in this company because it's like, there's all sitting around and they're playing this They're gonna be like let's play truth or dare yeah, and of course Madonna immediately comes out with this like super vulgar dare Yeah, she's still still doing that 65 and she's still trying to like she she really tried to keep it Edgey the entire time yeah, and you're just looking at her and you're like this

If a space alien came to earth, this is what it would look like. She looks because they had a side-by-side with her early material girl years, where she looks like Marilyn Monroe. Yeah. And not like the corpse of Marilyn Monroe. That she looks like now. Oh my God, she looks horrible.

So then they go through these series of truth or dares. And some are dumb, some are like one point somebody's like, I dare you to tongue kiss Jack Black to Madonna. And I was Jack Black like Jack Black was so excited. I would have been horrified. Yeah, I would have been like, wait a minute, I thought I was doing you a favor. You know, nobody said anything about that. I'm the object of a dare. I like some people would not want to kiss me. You're in the company of a bunch of other fucking celebrities. Madonna arguably the biggest celebrity at the table.

Yeah. Like she's, I mean, that's a name. No matter what she is now, she's Madonna. She's Madonna. And Jack Black reacts very positively though. He goes, fuck yeah, fuck yeah. And then Madonna proceeds to do it. Poor Jack Black though.

It's such a like a... What else can he say? I can't like, read the video. I would make out with Madonna if I couldn't. Would you? Right, but if someone eats a Donna, Donna life's checklist man, making out with Madonna, it's, you know, it's making out with Madonna 30 years ago. But it isn't a Donna Donna life's checklist man making out Madonna. It's you know, it's making out a 30 years ago

But isn't all about context though how it's presented your it's not like you know You just shimmyed up to Madonna at a club and you guys started making out. It's because she's kissing you because she's there. She was there. That's the loser a lot of the bit of it. It's because that's something better. So many things. Jack back because they thought he was the least likely she's going to make out with. There's a guy who deep-throats a bottle, but then Amy Schumer and it's just like the acting

is fucking atrocious. She's like, I know, I dare you to go on a world tour and do all your hit songs. Madonna's like, do you think people would go to that? I don't know. I'm holding a cue card. Oh my God. Reading it. It's fucking embarrassing and hard to watch.

Wow. Well, if I can't stand up for Er ragon, you know, if somebody called me to go to that, I would go to 100%. You got to cause it's so weird, but then it's like, it's almost like, it's not as bad, but it's like being part of those woke videos that you're fucking yeah, that all those people are putting out. Yeah, it's a little less embarrassing because it's at the cap, it's at like the, to me, the altar of capitalism. Yeah, and they're drinking and they're having a good time and shit, it appears anyway.

I mean, is she gonna sing her old songs? Is that what's going on? Four decades of music. So all the hits from the past 40 years. Sounds like a good show, girl. Well, come on, she's smart enough to realize she better not play any new shit because no one gives a fuck.

Nobody cares, yeah, right. Material girl. But now it's your real no one gives a fuck yeah material girl But now it's your real girl Papa don't preach No, no one You want me to take a car Call me if she sings material girl. You think she'll sing it again? But she denounces material girl.

She says it. It's the wrong message. Oh my god, no. She said that. Yeah, she says it. It sends the wrong message. That women are vapid and only want to show up in her. Oh, God.

Remember when you were fun, Madonna? Yeah, remember when you were right, Madonna. Yeah. Nobody walking over analyzed it. Remember when you were fun Madonna. Yeah, remember when you were right Madonna. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Nobody walking over analyzed it. People were just like, hey, that's a catchy song.

Let me dance to it. Yeah. Like if you've made millions of dollars off a song, just fucking don't sell it. Don't disown it. Yeah. Yeah. Some class. Imagine if we disown the, I would never disown one episode of TSD.

Maybe the ones I was, I weren't on though. Right. That's what I wasn't on though. Right. That's funny. Coming out against them. But official tell them Steve Dave episode you're full of behind. Yeah, I'll always be proud to promote them and never like say like, oh well, this is a bad message. Right.

Yeah. Even though some of them did. I continue to. Yeah. I've been putting chili oil. Yeah. So you got a lot going on, BQ. Well, a lot less going on as of yesterday.

Yeah. Well, you got the big tour. What's the big tour? Have a nickname. It's the drive, drive, drive, drive, drive tour, which is from a punishment on the TV show that I tell a story about. Whether they may be drive for 11 hours, listening to this 30-second song over and over again.

We talk about that. Yeah, no, we talk about Benjamin Cat a little bit on stage. I guess it's a blast. I talk about my dead cat. Yeah, it's this every time. No I talk about my dead cat. Yeah, yeah No, no, no once we well the next two weeks are because we're doing a bunch of warm-up shows just to make sure like all the materials Go in and then once we start February 2nd. I think it's like every other weekend For next six months and then we'll start adding shows and stuff. They know what that means well

Finally, me Q and just Sunday Jeff can do Sunday grind basketball All right the wait a long time for this. I got them all outlined It's really good. Oh, it's absolutely once February 13th comes man. I scheduled so so much easier nice Yeah, yeah, but please please watch the show my aunts and watch the show come to the come to see us on the live show There's a much tell them Steve David little things in there too. Yeah, I can say Mr. Wisk is the one point of doing little things like that Yeah What do I have here? I had some some should I wrote down over the oh we went to a car museum. Oh, yeah? Yeah, there's not much to speak of though, except Frank still insists on eating onion rings. Which uh, in a car, a small car. No, in a restaurant. He has severe digestive issues with

udden rings to the point where he has like, if he eats some, then he has to stop. Like, you gave him a ride, you gave you guys a ride home from the car museum. Did you stop many times for the bathroom? Uh, no, you know, he seemed to be this time. You didn't have such a bad verse. He says explosive to the years of the time. Yeah. Like, you know, you love onion rings when you still eat them when you're going through hell afterwards. Yeah. You really got to love the taste of onion rings. It's not even that great. I've never had. I like I had them. And I'm like, they're okay. But like if I knew they were going to get me sick,

even the potential, even if it was like the greatest slice of pizza, like the pizza par I loved if it got me sick every time. Yeah, after two times, I'm like, you know what? Never should have given me the first time. I don't get fucking bloody diarrhea. I'm just a smaller ride, don't get fucking bloody diarrhea. Yeah. Yeah. Speaking of Frank V, I meant to mention this, we shot a bit for the show a few weeks ago, and I was getting out of my car, and I went to look in something in the Frank V day pin that I had taken was in my car.

So there's a bit where we're getting interviewed, we're pretending to get interviewed, and I put it on my thing. So those Frank V pins are about to jump up. Yeah, no, no, you, fuck. I wish I had more. Yeah, the Frank five day pin will be on Joker's this season. Nice. You would have liked this car museum.

They had a, well, they had a Dlorian. They had a Dlorian. Rue, pumped out. Yeah, with the, what did the, what did it have the proton? Oh, it had everything. It had something that Frank didn't have in Frank was a little jelly the Fussed pass on her. Yeah, I had everything. There's nothing it didn't have there was a generally

Oh nice, but you don't see No generally all that much on display anymore with good reason but people have the balls to put it on screen where the comic book man to have the balls to put it on screen where the comic bookman. Yeah, you see what that got us. We got integrity, we got balls. We got balls, don't you know? Yeah, no choice. But if they would have remake that today, let's say they're like some executives like I got a great idea, new version of Duke Sa'Hazard.

If they make it day, they just put in the American flag on top, right? If that. I don't even think they would call the's a hazard. If they make a day, they just put in the American flag on top, right? If that. I don't even think they would call the car to generally. I don't think that they'll... I'm sure they won't even be orange with the 01. I'm sure it'll be a totally different car. Safe and... Yeah, you can't just say that.

Totally vanilla. I would just make it a white... It'll be a Prius. A Prius. Yeah, a light Prius. That's the only way you can put a car. What do you mean a white Prius. Yeah, like Prius. That's the only way you can put a car. What do we need a white Prius? Canceled shows cancelled. They had a

Ghostbusters car except this get this queue. Yeah, he had the Ghostbusters car from the good had the Ghostbusters car from the good, the best Ghostbusters movie. It was ours. Yeah. Nope. Yeah. It was screen-used.

Oh, so he got it and he picked it up in the hotel. And he got it. And he has the poster of the movie it came from and the TV next to it on a loop show in the movie. And I said to Brian, I was just like, I wouldn't even say it was from that Ghostbusters. I just be like, because nobody, I think the common person would be like, oh my God, it's Ghostbusters car. Yeah. Especially the common, not you, especially the common person of this demographic, because everyone was like 85 years old. Yeah. It was like, yeah, we brought down the mean

average age quite a bit. It was all old. You have to remove yourself and your expert way that actor one looks. I don't think they've got that at all. I thought it looked great. But I think the common man does not, if he sees the two cars side by side, he's going to like, which one is from the original. I don't know if most people have picked it out. I know about that. The old one, it's a Cadillac. It's such a, it's such a classic. I think you're going to love it out. I don't know about that. The old one, it's a Cadillac. It's such a classic. I think you're just in a round for this. You love it.

30 something years. You love it too much though, to be able to separate. I guess, but I'm not the only one. The whole ad campaign on the new, when the afterlife came out was on the card first and people were losing their minds. They liked it. Yeah.

Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I mean, he doesn't have much to worry about. He's got so many other cars. He had a Batmobile, the 66. It was unbelievable. The number of cars he had,

you guys were in the original Batmobile cars. What's up? You guys were in the original helicopter. But the original helicopter. Probably a replica as well. Oh, really? I thought that was, only Mike went up and out of helicopter. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. It's weird though. Like when I didn't notice that first. What's that floppy join when you get up when you're in here? Oh, I cloked. He jumped in the pilot. No wonder they were going into it.

That was one of the jokes I made that didn't get in. Is there a minute? I can tell it now. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, I pulled up. I'm too excited to change. I saw it red.

I read it. Someone fucking like, bashing on bookman because all it was was Brian Tellin. Mike and Ming-Gay Joe. And that's the fucking, with the essay, this person wrote his wide, Bookman never, like, went above, like, never achieved any kind of level of success. I was like, I can't, I can't, I can't take six or seven. I can make my job. And I was like, I don't make a mojada in the past.

You got to treasure that shit. You're not gonna see that again. That's funny. His like shall never walk here. Yeah, I told the show. I made me understand it on an episode of Behind the Fade Counter where I was like, we existed in this small pocket of time where you could do that.

Like, just as we were not renewed, it kind of ended. Like, if we were still on the air today, there's no, I mean, we're even for the past couple of years, there's no way. There'd be notes. Oh, yeah. Big time notes. That's funny. And I love that guy wrote an essay about it.

He was angry about it. Like, he was saying that, like, I guess somebody wrote how much they like comic book men and why they wondered why it didn't get a bigger audience. Why it never found a bigger audience because it contains everything that this particular person loved and this other person that wrote, this is why. And like why, you slam in the keyboard saying that it was due to the fucking all the gay jokes that we're flying hot and heavy.

I was like, I was like, I was like, I was on the days. That's not really gay jokes, so you're talking about one friend sucking another friend's dick. You're not making fun of gays, you're something like, you put his dick in your mouth. Yeah, even though you're both married. What are you doing? Why are you doing that? I don't care how you do it. I'm just pointing out that you do it.

Yeah, like if I was a true homophobic, I wouldn't hang out with him, right? Yeah, that's a pretty thin excuse. Or a fucking defense. Years of like, hey guys. That's fucking pretty funny. That's great, man. I had an idea for a prank superstar.

Okay. It's a little involved, and I'm curious to hear your opinion on it, where I could get like, Mary Beth's parents don't know Troy. Okay. So he could be the one to make this call. But I want him to call Mary Beth's parents and see, I need her involvement in this, and it's proving difficult.

Calls her parents and says they were doing a welfare check and they're trying to get in touch with Mary Beth. Have they heard from them in a while and I was like, this would necessitate you not talking to them for like say a week or so. Sure. And I'm starting to understand why she doesn't want any part of this. They're going back and forth and the, you know, the, and then Troy would be like, you know, since there's been, you know, a history of domestic violence in the house, you know, we're going to, we need it to follow up on that. And Mr. Johnson was very uncooperative. He wouldn't let us in the house. He said that she left with a guy in a white Civic, and that's the last he saw her. She won. That's a very bad set. She goes, yeah, this is funny to who? I don't know what the joke is.

Like, this goes a lot into the segment I created for tonight. Okay. This plays into very much what like, like, this is happening in the real world daily. Like, you know how many fucking women are going missing and their husbands are now being arrested for their murder? It's like, it seems like a lot. A lot. And like, there's been a rash of these in the last couple of weeks, right?

And you wanna play upon that, that it's newfound popularity. It's trending. I know, in the end, you were gonna be like, the switch was she was beating the shit out of you. And that was what our parents were gonna find out that she's abusive towards you. Oh, that could be.

But no, instead, you were like, let me just terrifying and manage her parents. Well, yeah. What if one of them has a heart attack on the phone? You don't, that could be. But no, instead you were like, let me just terrify you and manage your parents. Well, yeah. What if one of them has a hard attack on the phone? You don't know what could happen? Well, Mary Beth would have to be complicit. So I could be like, hey, it's not only my fault. It's horrible.

I don't know about it. Not a good prank. No, I mean, dude, I love to just support you. But this one, I would advise you to put it to the side. Yeah. Yeah, it is weird, isn't it? Like, how would it, like, did you see the guy? He killed his four kids and his wife,

and then like, when they had his funeral, they photoshopped Jesus in his place. Oh, I didn't see that. Yeah. I like I said, there's been a lot of these types of stories in the news lately about the, you know, the husband reporting the wife missing. Right. Of course, they fucking inevitably find all these fucking horrific gruesome. stories in the news lately about the you know the husband reporting the wife missing right of course

they fucking inevitably find all these fucking horrific gruesome right searches about how to dispose of a body and so yeah it's been a it's been in news quite a bit lately yeah I have a whole bunch of kind of stuff. Kevin gets murdered. What was that? Our Kevin Smith. What was it? What's phones gone off? Get them. Get them. That's your phone? What's sitting here? Yeah, probably one of his six phones. Kevin gets murdered. A week later Mike gets murdered. The following week Ming gets murdered. They can all they're killing all the compokmen. How do we change our daily routines? Unless like it's coming from inside, it's me or Walt since the only survivors. But it did like I did wonder like how would you change up your daily routine of? number murder do you begin to be like, oh my

god, they're killing the cast of compokman off one by one. Is it, is it go, have to go to Ming or is it? I think it good. If then I would, I would think that if it went from like, say, kev to Ming, but kev to Mike, I might be like, oh, it's somebody with something against the stash, then as soon as they pull Ming into the mix, I'm like, well, this, now there's a pattern. How did the murders take place? They were castrated. They were. All right.

Usually, though, that's a kind of passion. Usually, usually though, that's a kind of a passion. Right. Yeah. So you think it was a murder of suicide and either Microwing did it. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Free route to part.

Oof. Brutal, huh? I don't know. How would I change my day to day? Yeah, because you got to, now you got to look out, man. You got to look over your shoulder all the time. Well, maybe, yeah, maybe I just Maybe I just take a long like a vacation like a sabbatical. Yeah, maybe I go away for a couple weeks a month. You know

Put up another put up a ring maybe Maybe a camera on the house Yeah, that's how you get a stopper get murdered It'll record it at best. I'll put up a big wear of dog sign on lawn. Gun? You might have to get a gun. I don't know.

They fucking killed three of our guys. I don't know if I'm comfortable with a gun in the house. You know, that's it. Yeah, I just would be so. I couldn't even imagine pulling a trigger on a gun. That's like, yeah, it's for me anyway. Yeah. I had a target, I think.

I obviously could do it. My guy pulling a trigger or something's even coming would be so fucked up. Like he's coming towards you. Yeah, at a person that would be insane. I don't even know if I could do it. I guess in the moment he's gonna get you. Yeah, he's got his castration knife out.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, ready to get you. Yeah, he's got his customization knife out. Yeah, yeah. He's just folks ready to kill you. Yeah. Ooh. Speaking of customization knife, I got a, I told you guys, but you know, I've got a lot of emails about my, about my health recently.

So I want to thank all the concerned listeners and all the wonderful messages and everything. But after that podcast drop last week, I got one of the most solid pieces of, I don't know, you call a piece, but moves that I've ever had, you know, regarding, you know, a doctor, which I don't have a lot of experience anyway, but my doctor called me because he listened to the podcast. Is that blew my mind when you told me that? Isn't that absolutely jaw dropping?

It made me wonder though, like I thought about it a little bit afterwards. And he called to give you good news. To tell me that the stinging was totally normal. Don't worry about it. It's totally normal. You probably had Like a tear from the catheter and everything the big boy catheter

It did make me think that I was like wait that means Walt didn't go to the doctor the next day like he said he was gonna I did not right. I was gonna wait until Monday and he called on Monday Which really fucking terrified me when I got to when I see it's Mark Luther King day, you know Never get bad news on that day. Yeah, because it's Mark Luther King day, you know, never get bad news on that day. It's a holiday and the doctors call me. Right. That's got to be bad news.

I thought it turned out it wasn't bad news. So I thought it was a boss move. It was a really sweet of him to call and put my mind at ease. And did you like when he called and told you to listen to the episode, did you try to upsell him on Patreon? You're a doctor. You could afford the highest here. Adamant, man.

You gotta be an Adamant, pulling in. I know what you're pulling in from what I got at the bill. Is it a fucked up people with insurance? You're like, oh my God. Yeah, it is fucking nuts what they charge for an overnight stay at the hospital in America. But what was I saying though? I just thought that was really, really, you know, he didn't have to call, and he called, which I thought was sweet. Yeah, that's nice.

It seemed like a weight was off your shoulders. Yeah, yeah. New lease on life, new view on things? I also got a lot of people telling me that after you've had anesthesia, some people will have a bad with depression. Oh really? Yeah, more than one person told me that. And Tom will ask you, he works in the medical industry, told me, yeah, that's not that

uncommon. You go, I've heard people say that after anesthesia wears off, you could have, you know, some form of depression afterwards. That's like more related to the fact that you're having medical issues than, because if you're going to feel it down about, yeah, yeah, it's like, well, no, because I should have been, shouldn't have been, right? I mean, like, okay, I'm here, everything worked out. Yeah. I should have been in a great mood, but it turns out I was having a hard time getting in a good. It's all over now that wore off

I'm glad you're feeling better. Yeah, I feel really good. I'm like a 25 year old is promised Yeah, it comes out like a fucking racehorse When he wants to when he doesn't Video Check out this stream. Let me just hold this camera film this. Yeah, your phone was going off. Oh, sorry.

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that's coming up. And I need you to go and until your size, or else you're not going to get a bathrobe then. You're fucked. So we got like 75 people who don't check their emails or it goes to their spam. Right. Yeah. But yeah, that's a lot to waiting on. Seven. A lot of people. Yeah, the poll was released a couple weeks ago. So just go through your posts and you'll be a funny. Terri cloth. Oh, nice. It's going to be, it's gonna be a, what's the artwork on it? It's the TSD and a flash. I thought it on the back, something simple. I gotta get one of those.

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This. Shocking news. Okay. Facebook and Instagram may lift ban on bear breasts. There's a ban on bear breasts. You're not allowed to show your tits on Instagram or Facebook. For some reason you can do it on Twitter, I'm not sure why.

But only for trans and non-binary users. How they know. That was my question. Like, can't you just, if you really want to show your tits for trans and non-binary users. How they know. That was my question. Can't you just, if you really want to show your tits on Instagram, can't you be like, oh, I'm just non-binary. But non-binary means you don't adhere to one gender. If I know this, if I'm think that's what it is. Okay, so what happens if today I feel like I'm a woman, right?

I'm a biologically woman. I'm a... I'm a... I'm a... I'm a... I'm a... I'm a... I'm a... I'm a... I'm a...

I'm a... I'm a... I'm a... I'm a... I'm a... I'm a... I'm a... I'm a...

I'm a... I'm a... I'm a... I'm a... I'm a... I'm a... I'm a... I'm a... I'm a... I'm a... brawn with tits? Yes. Oh. Not enough of them. Oh. Now, I say, if you are a biologically born woman, and you don't adhere to any of the, you know, the labels, the genders, any of that stuff, you're just like, hey, I'm a woman. Sure.

Why can you not show your tits? That, to me, seems like discrimination. Big time. They probably want to, it's, they probably about staving off porn and stuff like that, right? But non-binary and trans, it's like, especially trans, it's like, oh, a trans woman can show her boobs. Well, I think... Then they're not, they don't really consider you a woman.

Well, do you think the thing is that, like, I could show my boobs on Instagram no problem? Right. Because, you know, I only have small ones. You know, because, you know, guys walk around with their shirts all the time and what they're saying is like It's a weird rule like just make it just let it fly I'm why you yeah, why you even boobs? So the only people who can't take advantage of this are people who identify as women. Yes Everybody else but women can show can show nipple everybody or

Not this is this is why I can't. It's hard to follow the new fucking know what's going on. My my my my fervent wishes that Instagram threads this needle and pulls it off. Good luck guys. Yeah good luck. See I'd sense here. Metta's oversight board an independent body of experts which met a CEO Mark Zuckerberg has called the company Supreme Court for content moderation and censorship policies ordered Facebook and Instagram to lift a bet on images of topple-swabben for anyone who identifies as transgender as non-binary, meaning they view themselves as neither male nor female. Now for transgender people, I don't think that's true.

I think they definitely view themselves. I do not know. As male or female. If you're cisgender, you're fucking out of luck. Well, no, if you're cisgendered female, you're out of luck. Sistgendered female, yeah. I can, I can, I can, I can, I can look at these puppies flying.

It's not all day long. Mm-hmm. Well, who's gonna do anything? Besides not watch. Yeah. Which by the way would be everybody. The board cited a recent decision to overturn a ban on two Instagram posts by a couple that describes themselves as transgender and non-binary The post-opolis but covered their nipples only to have the post flag by other users

These boards should probably all be disbanded. Yeah If I'm on that board and they're like well should cisgender ladies get to show their boobs. boobs? I'm like, yeah, kind of dumb question is that. What is this meeting about? Yeah. Are we done? Are we done here? Yeah, so ladies, if it comes down to it, you get a change.org going or something. You can count on my signature to allow, but the loopholes there already though. They just got to say they're not a minor.

Yeah, but maybe that's offensive to the non-binary community. But who's certainly to the trend? You can't fact check it, you can't fact check that. It's true. They're friends can now. And then maybe people don't want to come out as non-binary. Like I should, as a cisgender woman, I should be allowed to show my tits without going through these loopholes and shit, trying to pretend I'm something that I'm'm not Which is what they were asking transgender people to do for God knows how long right?

It's a thorny issue man. Yeah, it's a thorny issue one that we're Not that involved in No, but if people start posting boobs on Instagram and Facebook. I feel like I'm gonna look you gonna look But you're gonna search it out like I said boobs are everywhere. Yeah Can't escape them why would you want to yeah, I mean Well, you said you had something that may require get them. I gotta bring get them in. Oh boy. My boy get him Wow, there was a lot of Really? Wow, there was a lot of

Not I won't see a lot, but there was some support for tuna slop looks like Mary Beth isn't the only one eating it Oh really yeah, yeah, yeah tuna casserole. I love it great comfort food that kind of stuff You hear about it. So it exists so people like it. Yeah, you know So you're wrong again Again still I know you guys don't follow football You were wrong again. Again, still. I know you guys don't follow football at all really or closely, but did you know here that Brady got eliminated in the playoffs? That I heard. Yeah.

It was a pretty ugly game and he played pretty bad. He looks like a man who is getting divorced. Lost all to live. It looks like he is determined not to get, take a hard hit. Like he is throwing it all away, throwing it away, like almost looks like Tony Randall, like throwing the ball away.

Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I know. There's a reference, no one's gonna have to look up. There's a reference, no one's gonna have to look up. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. It's unpluged, oh. It's like smart Gremlin. He just looks like a man who is like, I cannot take a hit from like a 20 year old fucking

Adonis. It's probably smart of him to feel that way. Right, but you can't play quarterback in the NFL though if you are not willing to stand in that pocket and take that punishment. It just looks like a guy who's just like should have retired last year. Maybe because but there's a lot of speculation out there that he's not going to retire and he's going to a new team and I could not believe this that TSD Town is going to be able to break the news where Tom Brady is going to play next year because One of us at the table has access to an insider really

And I was like he didn't tell me this until about 10 minutes if I was leaving it the office yesterday I see her for three hours, and this is what he tells me as I'm walking out. Now the person, I guess he the stupid look on his face. I'm assuming I know who it is. Get him as access to somebody who works at Giant Stadium. Okay. He didn't tell me that, no, it's somebody that would have like contact with big wigs.

Okay. And the New York Jets are going to sign Thomas Patrick Brady to a two year deal next year. Wow. Tom, Tom Brady is going to play for the New York Jets. And it's that and that information comes from. Get him Steve Dave, right? Wow. What do you mean? What is shaking your head for? He's to see. Yeah, he's he's he's distancing himself. He's walking it back down. He's laughing and giggling. Like he didn't mean he didn't tell me this with like a total straight face.

That's certainly being like, I know where I know my I don't want to say who told you. We don't know himself. No, no, no. No, no. No, he knows your real name. So I don't want to, can I say who told you? We don't know himself. No, no, no. We, no one knows your real name, so I don't know what knows who your father is, right? It's true, true. So here's father works in some sort of capacity for giant stadium, has access to both giants personnel and jets personnel.

Great. They are changing the turf next year, solely based upon Tom Brady coming to play for them. They're going to grass, right? Yes, they are going to grass. Wow. Do you know how many people have made careers becoming NFL insiders with information like this?

This is absolutely bombastic. I want to get on the record. I want somehow for us to be the first place to call it that Tom Brady is going to be in green next year. Okay. And all other teams will be in green with envy. Yeah, all podcasts, all these sports podcasts are going like, are speculating. Yeah. Yeah. Well, we got the definitive answer coming right from Kim's father, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's possible. Now, do? Yeah, it's, huh? Yeah. It's, it's possible. Now, do you think this might get picked up?

By the, by the outlets. By the mainstream media, yeah. Two rivet times. It's a red-haired green. It's a red-haired green. It's a red-haired green. But now your father, when did he tell you this? We were having breakfast the other morning.

And how did it come up? We're just talking about football and How come he has you know how one's last time he was at the stadium and You know the game with Tom Brady against the the Cowboys so how bad he looked mm-hmm and He says what tell him what he's tell us what he said people are in a fucking edgiter scene he said you know He goes you know Brady might come to the jets Well

Because they're willing to change the grass for him early and They did they're going to change they are doing it. Yeah, and give him what was it would you say a two-year deal? Yeah, yeah, and it's who you're dealing with. What I said. Now it's on you. But you told me yesterday as I was walking out of the dogs, my father says Tom Brady is playing for the Jax next year and I said, well, make some say that. He goes, well, he has insider information. You said, well, I said, yeah, he did talk to people inside the stadium. Yes. Now, how reliable do you think this is? What would you give it on a?

The scale of probability? Like a percentage rise? Sure. But he is, like he has to drive people to their spots, right? Like he has to take like the biggest executives to their sky boxes, right? Well, now he does drive the golf car around with NFL employees. The owners, right? So he would have had the Hess, the people who own the jets,

which is I think the Hess family. And a lot of those rich people don't acknowledge the peons and just talk loosely around them, not realizing that people are listening. Yeah. It's it's a fault. And they might tell their son, they might pass it on to his friend. Yeah, who just happens to be on like one of the most popular comedy podcasts on iTunes?

There you go now. To this day. They got to pick it up. Somebody's got to pick it up. You heard it here first. So I just had a question of the giants playing that team Phil, so they would have had to agree to make the switch as well. Yeah. Yeah.

That's why you think that the other team would be like, oh no, we're not gonna go to, we're gonna stick with turf because. It's more entry turf. Turb is more entry. Paying just as much as the giants to be there, I'm sure. It's a giant, what's the name of the stadium? Yeah, it's giant stadium and and it's in them only.

Just like their New York Giants. And they play right in the big apple. It's technically meant life stadium, but yeah. Oh, you're right, that's right. I refuse to bow down to the corporate big wigs. No. Wow, are you of any concern about your father losing his job or something now?

Because of this. Or become an ESPN analyst. No, I know. Like, can these rich people now get in that golf car? Wait a minute. First of all, they would have to figure out who his father is. Yeah. Find out who he is, which is virtually impossible.

Sure. He's never given out his real name. Well, well, even to kill we know well we know there's probably only a limited amount of people that drive them around over there we know it's a male we know he's white like this thing you could start narrowing all this down to like a small pool of people and then you know you look you're doctor listens to the show we found that right whole world i don't know if they would take it out on on the uh... the plus it's great bus to you know it's

yeah i don't i don't see his father paying any price whatsoever for yeah for this this leak for leaking inside information yeah but all you jets fans out there and you know that's great news for them and I will become a Jets fan. Yeah.

This will be the one and only thing that can make me root for one of those franchises that you know, it's a bit of my face for fucking the last two jersey team that calls themselves in New York. Yeah. Yeah, they should be the New Jersey Jets. Why don't they do that? Yeah. More cashier.

It's sexier to come from New York than Jersey. Yeah. Not after the Blasio I'm just fucking tore it through that place. It's true But I've asked him to sit in and help rate Some responses to this this new segment. I came up with called all apologies or it's I give you guys scenarios and you can either refuse to apologize or craft an on the spot apology

That get him an eye will great to see who is the better apologist I think we know who that is or anything without a play in this game. Now have you have you ever had to issue And a public apology I did really for the Ching Chong song if you'll remember public apology. I did. Really? For the Ching Chong song. If you'll remember, people cut that together, this years ago, cut that together into a song. And I, and I, I, I issued an apology. No one was asking for it, though, right? No, nobody was asking. It was just the list. It's all Steve Dickinson. Have you ever had to apologize? Did you recall? publicly no.

Do you recall? We've never really talked about it, but I had to publicly apologize right before ConvoKman came out when an episode of TSD came out. And I said on the podcast, I was like, I just don't think women are funny. Right. And... It's got a clip for this week. And I said on the podcast, I was like, I just don't think women are funny. Right.

And- It's got a clip for this week. Mm-hmm. And- Rekindle that fire. I could not believe that like, like, 10 days before the show is about to premiere that Kev's wife publicly calls me out

and brings attention to something that nobody fucking would ever heard. Yeah, really? I remember this. Yeah, she went on Twitter and was like, like, well, all, first off, all the assholes, like they were on the V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, this. Yeah, she went on Twitter and was like, well, all first of all the assholes like they were on the Viosque board

allotted her hip through to the fact that I had said this. They said, you don't find, you gave a personal opinion. I said, I don't find women funny, so. Okay. And. But that changed when you saw Ghostbusters, the new, the new, the new, the new, the new, Ghostbusters, the female version,

you had not come out yet. Watch my lane, Boosler specials. Yeah. But like, she was pretty, the female version, you had not come out yet. Watch Elaine Boosler specials. Yeah, all right. But like she was pretty upset by it though. And like, but who does that? Who calls somebody out publicly when they're, when they're, you're in business with the show. What's about, like nobody would have heard about this at all.

It was so important, Walter, I should know. So I had to like rush the Twitter. It was sharing. How did it get to you? She did it on Twitter. She was just like, she was mad about it that I had to like rush the Twitter. It was how to get to you how to get to you She she did it on Twitter. She was just like she's mad about it that I had said this and so I went up This is when you find out I was on Twitter It was at it and like we shared an account at that point. Okay, remember by me and you all Shared the Twitter account at that. Yeah, that's right

Then everyone migrated away because they were afraid that my tweets are going to be attributed to them. But I went into that account and I had to fashion an apology where I said, I kind of think I remember what it was where I said, you know, I had said something on the last episode of TSD and I spoke in, you know, in error because if I look back, I realize that there are plenty of women who I found funny throughout my life, like Mary Tyler Moore, Sally Strothers, I don't really find Lucille funny.

She's the queen, but, and I give her props, and because I, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. And I said, Christie Alley, I had me.

She's very funny. And so it's like, I was,. And so I was wrong about that, and I just wanna let people know that. I actually do find plenty of women funny. Did you throw anything in there about a head out you're just on a comedy podcast talking shit and nobody should take it seriously? Yeah, let alone the boss's wife

who then goes and publicly exposes you. What a fucking great move. What a brainy move. What the fuck is that? I'm mad. publicly exposed what a fucking great move what a brainy move Something that nobody would have known about has gotten me mad That's so funny like it's for podcast about fucking it's just shit about nothing Somebody should get serious like yeah, she actually like it's fucking 60 minutes, but there was there was a segment who hate listen to TSD back then on the on those V.A. boards. Yeah, just waiting for the opportunity to be like to alert somebody higher up that like

we had said something that they didn't think was funny. Were you told to apologize? No, no, but I felt the heat though coming down. Yeah, oh, tell between my legs. I'm back at there. Yeah, I knew that, like I had like... Well, you probably made somebody's life a lot easier by doing that.

Yeah. You were being a good friend. Yeah, and in retrospect, what I tweeted was the truth. Like, I did find Christy Ali Humorous. I did find Sally Struthers, funny and all in a family. I did find Christie alley humorous I did find Sally Struthers funny and all the family I did find Mary Tarlin and I thought she was more hot than funny. Well, you know, I don't look at Mary Tarlin.

Not just when you were a kid. What it is funny that like you don't reference anyone pre 1980. Well, where's the alley was in the 90s. Christie, was that the 90s? Look who's talking. That was the 90s. Was that the 90s? Look who's talking. That was the 90s. She just passed away, unfortunately. No, no.

We lost a good one. When the night you were died. She was a whacked-out Scientologist. Mary Tallermore too is also not with us. Oh, I got Frank V tweeted texted me a link to a recent interview with Shelley Duhmm. It's, dude, it's fucked up. She looks like a crackhead. The guy from whatever reasons decides to interview her while she's sitting in her car, and her car looks like one of those guys that goes down to the Kongswood auction.

It's filled with garbage. Now, very fresh me, Shelley Duval is who? She was Olive Oil on Popeye, she was Wendy in the shining. Oh, God, she, yeah, she always looked she was Wendy in the shining oh god she yeah she always looked a little off she looked off she had like weird teeth real skinny and but she was a perfect all-jeezy yeah she was hot then compared to now like she's probably I guess she's under 70s but like not not well-kempt and is still fucking bitter about Nicholson getting all the attention when they shot the shining. Oh, yes, you still worth talking about.

Still pissy about it, yeah. She did give a good performance. She's great, and normal. Yeah, she should have, like, it should have been her career that was propelled on new heights. Come on, man. You're going against Jack Nicholson. Come on, man. I know what he's going to win that battle.

It's the one that's going to win that battle. It's supposedly she suffered a lot of abuse on the set. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Her hair's falling out. She was on torture. Tortured her, right? There's been some contention about that, but they did say like the way he films is hellish.

She has every reason to be pissy about it. If the stories that came out how you brick treat her on the set of the shining are true. That's how she's complaining about those. She's complaining about people faunting over Nicholson. Like, oh Jack, what do you think? Oh Jack, should we do this? Oh Jack, she's going. I'm going to make some plays to same character

every fucking time. I also, I'm a little bit, I scratch my head at a how huge he became as an actor. Really? Yeah, it's the same character it feels like. Yeah, but if you do something that well, then just keep doing it all right, but like he doesn't have range though Yeah, but it's the same character though, so you know, it's not like he's a hanks He's good hero always kind of in that hanks thing, but what what don't you like about it?

You don't know I don't think no I like him, but I don't know if he's like, he's put in that pedestal like, you know, in the Nero range and who's the guy in dog day, after in Pacino? Pacino, yeah. Yeah, like there's these lofty levels that like are reserved for, and I think Nicholson is in there though.

A few good men, did you see a few good men? Yeah, he was good, yeah. Yeah, he's good unless he's not, but I don't know if he's like character. If he fucking turns you into a lot of long. It's just the two jakes. Yeah. Chinatown is good as a get's. They're all different characters. I don't know. I didn't like Chinatown. You don't like Chinatown? I'm like, I'm boring, man. Wow. All right. Okay. All right. Well, anyway, so that's pretty good. I don't. Yeah. But getting back to this game or the segment, do you, are you somebody that

apologizes easy or do you find yourself like, you know, it's not something you enjoy doing? I don't enjoy doing it and it probably comes difficult to me. But like sometimes like I've gotten better about it over the years where if I like I know I did something wrong. Like a lot of times I would just like wait until it faded away and not say anything. Especially within relationships. But then in time. So the relationship faded away. Yeah.

But yeah, as time went on, I was just like, I'm like, all right, like I'm mad in the moment. I'm being a dickhead, but then later on, I began, I'm sorry about that, I shouldn't have done that. What about you, Q.D. Fine, that you, yeah, that you maybe early on in your life, it was harder to apologize. No, it's always been easy for you to apologize.

I never had a problem apologizing. If I really meant it, I don't know. I think it goes a long way towards soothing things over when you're like, oh, shit, I fucked up. I might as well point this out and maintain the spots. Because the other thing too, I always found like apologies, it's like once you apologize Like and they're still going on about it then they're the dickhead

You know you lay yourself down you say look I fucked up. I did this wrong I did that wrong if they're still going on it Then all I gotta do is sit back and let them go and go and go and they look bad bad bad bad Except the policy be gracious to move on I'm about you again. I, do you have you found that you don't enjoy apologizing or do you find that? It was easy for you when you had to. Well, in the rare chances that I'm actually wrong, just not people misunderstanding, you know,

what the facts are. But you can't call your Dealing with your personality the facts You know that's that's an you're you're giving yourself an out though like if you don't understand me or how I'm built Then now I'm just saying if you misunderstand how the world is in general, you know You may perceive it as me being wrong, but I'm actually quite right So no You don't enjoy it though but I'm actually quite right. So no, Lance is not good as a white dog. You don't enjoy it though. Oh, no.

Yeah, I feel like I kind of side with Brian's like as you age, yeah, apologies come a lot easier to give. You know, you're not as so as righteous. You know, that is, yeah, you don't have that young man ego. Oh shit, where it's like, how can I be raw? No, it's about empathy too, after a while, isn't it? Because like, you get, like, if I've upset someone that I really care about, like, I want to do anything I can to make that better, you know what I mean?

So it's like if an apology is part of that, it's, you know, nobody wants to do it. You know, you don't want people that you care about to be upset. We're not feel good. A lot of times I'll try to rationalize it like why I shouldn't be apologizing and why they're wrong. And then once I run out of reasons, I'm like, I'm sorry. Yeah. I sometimes I'll be like, look, this is why I did what I did.

I just want you to know why I did it. Doesn't mean I'm right. And I know I was wrong anyway, but it just didn't come from like, I'm an asshole. Like I thought I was right in the moment. I'm sorry. But then sometimes that does sound like you're explaining yourself. But too much. Yeah. I'm a man. God damn it. Yeah. Yeah. So I think we have two different judges, because well, Joe, you'll be judging your apologies. Okay. You know, we have somebody here who comes from a different angle than I will. So I think that's, that's good to have two different types of judges. So the first scenario is for Q. Okay.

You're on a podcast, not TSD. All right. And you talk about a past relationship that you broke off because you considered the sex mediocre to boring Mm-hmm. The day after the pod drops you start to get hammered on social media with comments and posts such as Q is like every other guy that you all want an inexperienced good girl who's also somehow a Superfreak in the. Sounds exactly like him. And comment such as, do you know this person? You have to have her.

Does anybody have an address? I have a phone number. I can read you out there. Do you think Q ever wondered maybe it's his fault? The sexist was mediocre? I doubt it Yeah, and it's sad to cue at his age still Thanks the most important thing in a relationship is raunchy sex. Yeah, okay, okay, okay Do you issue an apology

Or do you just refuse to acknowledge it and let hope it all dies down? and let hope it all dies down. Foo, see, I thought you were gonna say the next day that person comes up to me. And it's like, I heard what you said about our sex life on the podcast. Well, you didn't, like, well, I gave you the benefit that you wouldn't say your name. Sure, but, right, that's what I thought you were going.

So, you're apologizing to. This is to apologize. What am I apologizing to? For the public's outrage that you. Complete strangers. That you broke off a relationship with a girl who who just because you thought the sex was mediocre. I mean my initial reaction honestly would be like, I've done that. Yeah, I have done that.

I have. Had it done to me. But I would be like, I've never had it trust me. Yeah, that's never happened to me. I thought you were talking about him. Oh damn, damn, I'm talking about me. Oh, they're talking about me. How dare you? Never. I would be like, look. Oh, I thought you were talking about him. Oh, damn, damn, I'm talking about me. Oh, they're talking about me.

How dare you? Never. I would be like, look, honestly, I'd probably, that I don't know if I'd apologize for, I'd probably... But you're getting hammered. I'd probably be like, you look like an insensitive ogre. I would say, if you think that I was wrong to break out of that relationship

because she was boring and bad and you're upset about that, I feel bad for your, for your husband's or a porn gasoline. I would be like, and you got your down here. Because if you don't think that sex is one of the most important things in a relationship,

then I feel bad for whoever you're in a relationship with. You're, do you have a, you have a manager, a PR guy? Sure. He's, he's like you, I mean, you can't pour in a gasoline and this you you got to fuck this off this out would people are up so I want us to write you something that you can that you can just post now now what if what if the person outs themselves what do you mean the girl here is it out so I was the one who's talking about yeah yeah and now

everyone's rushing to defend her and she's a skank Well, she brought it up She heard what you said tweeted says hey, he was talking about me All I said was I got out of her lay ship because the sex was bad ultimately the end of the day I'm the plan. I would think you would ever name names sure, but I'm saying they out themselves Well, he's a believe her though. Why would the public believe her? They're pissed off at him. They're pissed off at me. Any girl could be like, he was talking about me.

And like, even the like, girls he doesn't know. Okay. But I'm just not sure what I'm apologizing for. Because you came off as insensitive. Insensitive and like, you have one track mind, you know, the caveman, toxic, mad, skew, lunatic. Yeah. I don't know what I can't, I know where it is,

I know where the fucking made up scenario right now. But I can't do it, I can't apologize for like wanting good sex, I can, I won't do it. All right, all right, all right, all right. I got a season premiere. Oh, he's a real, oh my god. Oh, he's on that. So so many kids who have Neilson boxes are upset.

Yeah, okay. This just got serious, all right. I'm not watching a new season ever. You know I would be like, here's what I would say. I would say, perhaps I was, I think maybe I was a little coarse in how I expressed myself and you know, was a little unforgiving of the fact that just as I expect to be under the umbrella of any sex as good sex as long as you're happy with it like like people could have sex once a fucking every five months but if they're happy with it then that's a fulfilling sex life for them. And what I did was take the position that only my point of view on what a healthy sex life looks like and was sort of judgmental about everybody else's take on it.

I should have done that. What I should have done is say, hey, all sexuality as long as everybody's satisfied is good. And as long as person A is happy and person B is happy, then nobody has a better hand lot than anybody else. And I shouldn't have been so judgmental in the way that I expressed it. I should say that like everybody, there was a certain amount of sex that I need in a relationship. And that's right for me.

And I didn't mean to make it sound like somebody who feels differently is wrong. And I legitimately regret that. This is a man who spent 13 years in Hollywood. That's really good. Yeah. A lot of buzzwords in there. I should have been more inclusive rather than excuse me.

Yeah. If I saw that apology, I'd block them on Twitter. I'm like, I don't know this guy anymore. And that's the most sincere story I could do it. I don't want to make anybody, because honestly, and this is, I don't want to make anybody feel bad, I don't want anybody listening to our show to sit there and be like well I don't have that sex life. So I this something must be something wrong Well, all you said I mean you said it was boring and mediocre, but that's like subjective. It's my definition of boring

Yeah, but but but you're right other people applying it to themselves They're the assholes, but I don't want to make it. But I guess you can make maybe what stays behind closed doors. I mean, what happens behind closed doors? Should stay behind closed doors? Maybe if you're on a podcast. I think it's okay to talk about it, but I think that when I talk about it,

I have to keep in mind going forward that my experience is in everybody's- That finger come out. Yeah. You need to fuck a pointer, finger come out a pointer is making a point uh... my experiences are never but his experiences and i'm sorry that if i made anybody feel like

their experiences were wrong okay so again we're going to give one the fives on these k so uh... i'm gonna give him four i was gonna say i was gonna say that i think that was really good yeah i said it that like there's no point taking off for how sad it is I was gonna say I was pretty good. I was really good. I was pretty bad about it. It's sad that like there's no point taking off for how sad it is that he has to apologize for this shit.

At one point was taking off for it. Yeah, she got muscled into it. And he didn't take into the, it's a relationship is a shared thing. It's both parties, or at least two parties coming together. So you need to factor everyone's feelings in. Again, he'd never mentioned anybody by name though. This is just about him and hit the way his way, his way of thinking that would put people off. Yeah, but

for him to send us access to boring, it might have been exciting to the other person. Did he ever communicate? I just can't trust him. I can't believe we actually live in a world because this doesn't seem that crazy. Oh, it gets better Somebody who's like yeah, I'm not really into boring and mediocre sex would be attacked And held to held to some fucking standard where he's forced to apologize But it's like it could be totally real like if that happened I would be like you're absolutely right It could be totally real. Like if that happened, I would be like. You're absolutely right.

Yeah. At least I'm really. So, okay, so, Brian, what would you think of though his crafted apology, though? I think it was pretty good. Yeah. If you're gonna apologize, if you're gonna just fucking... He found the angle to go to.

He didn't grovel, though. No. I wish he had groveled a little bit more. I would have gave him a five if there's a little bit more like this, forgive me. Never said, forgive, never said. I'm in therapy now. Right, right, right said I'm in therapy now

Taking a step back you're right you're right always room for improvement. So what are you giving him for another four? I'll take it. I'll take it. Who will be the world save you career? I think three and above me you still got a job. I think you're right. I like to win titles when we do T.V.A.P. This is the one where I'm like, I'll be okay, Lucen. All right, Brian. Here's your scenario. You are booked at a con in California, but they are dealing with intense, months-long wildfires that have roads closed and make you sit in traffic for hours and hours

after getting off your plane. You tweet, quote, you're not going to make it at all to the con this weekend, along with the link to the Billy Joel song Weed and Start the Fire. backlash is immediate. With comments such as, what an asshole. Guess that beard covers his ears because he's fucking one tone deaf idiot. And who is paying to get a photo with anyone from CBM at a con in 2023. It's just just this thing. He's a lot of soccer. He's a baseball kid episode. Yes.

So this one, this one, we might have a harder time saying you don't need to apologize this for this though. Question. Has anyone died yet? Nobody's died yet. Okay, nobody's died yet in the world. There's a lot of road closures a lot of people put putting their lives at risk to try to stop these fires from you know burning more land

and trying to keep it contained and it's a fucking intense but you know Brian Johnson stuck in traffic right board he's making light of it. Yeah, I'm a way to economy $60. I'm pissed. I want that money. I spent 120 on the banner. This is a rough one because like even if like if I saw somebody else tweet that, I would be like, what an idiot. Like even I would think that like why the fuck would somebody tweet that? Because it's like, what? It's's not really that funny It's like the song doesn't have anything to do with forest fires Yeah, I guess I was trying to take the label for you for like is your life figured in my head You're like you know, you're prone to cancel on these cons right but in this way you're saying hey I didn't start the fire, but I'm still not gonna get there. Mm-hmm. Fuck off. Right, not my fault.

Stop. Don't bitch, I'm not gonna be there, because I'm in my fault. No, have I heard it reaching up to that point? No, nobody said anything. Nobody's tweeted me three days. That's a car. Where's Brian Johnson? Who's empty?

Yeah, the only person I'll be wondering that would be Ming. He fucking said he was gonna be here. Um, I think what if I'll be wondering that would be Ming. The fuck it said he was gonna be here. Ming would be wondering. Yeah, that's true. That's all. He already gave your seat away to somebody else. Yeah.

Okay, on one hand, I would like to say that I'd be like, I'm not apologizing for this. It's fucking, if I just, I've seen stuff, like I've said things and people have gotten upset and I just don't address it and it goes away I'm sorry I was wondering about you I crafted this one's so I figured so fucking out of bounds that you couldn't be like I'm not gonna apologize so we could no no I don't want to okay I don't want to but I would be like know, it's come to my attention that people aren't too happy

with my last tweet. I deleted it because I realized later on that I was just sort of following in the footsteps of greats like Gilbert Godfrey who didn't recognize that tragedy plus time. Drop something right there. It's a name. Tragedy plus time equals comedy. And I really just sort of hopped on it without thinking about the people who are actually

suffering through this for like what really wasn't that funny of a joke. So, sorry about that. Done. Yeah, done. Short and sweet. I'm not good taking diversity training. It all kinds of other stuff like you.

I feel dropping that name though. Kind of like Trace trying to put himself in the same shoes as... Yeah, it's a little too great. I tend to think I had not a grain of fun. I tend to think. What are you talking about? Bri would go the William Shatner route. How's it?

Get a life. Just at least, but that's the one. You can't fucking present yourself with another scenario. He tweeted that. He just told you. Yeah. I'm gonna give him a two.

A two? A two. If you had not brought in Gilbert Godfrey into the... I learned from his mistakes. I know, but you're still putting yourself on the same I learned now Two Wow one less than mine Jesus Christ was the great because I don't want to seem like I'm agreeing with him

It's Look if that's what you feel is the proper But not agreeing with him I suppose to say I that's what you feel is the proper answer. But not agreeing with him. Well, how much is balanced? How much are I supposed to say? I mean, it's not like you're right. I didn't start the fire. I made a bad joke about it.

That's where my culpability lies. Like how much apologizing am I supposed to do? I think I would keep it short. Like he was like one of four in his tweet. Yeah, that was an 140 character No, no, no way. Yeah, mine mine is mine is within the one 40. Yeah Yeah, I just feel that there was a big giant misstep by bringing up Gilbert God for you to kind of deflect You know Gilbert did it. Yeah

Maybe for the tsunami victims. It's no wildfire water puts out fire. Nobody's even dead, according to Kettom. All right, Keele, you ready? Yeah, I'm ready. After ordering lunch for the IJ crew, you accidentally tip $2,000 instead of $200. You call the restaurant and they refund it. But the delivery guy goes on social media and blasts you for being a cheap skate.

Social media starts calling you Lion Bryan and Bryan budget Quinn. Yeah, why am I in Bryan Bryan? But it just counts, Q. Yeah. Do you apologize? Or do you let this one just blow over? This one I would probably wouldn't apologize for.

Cause I'd be like Fuck you people. Why am I going to pay two thousand dollars? Because you're on a tip you're a name you know that people will be like well you can afford it You should have just done it you should have left it for that made his day then you took it away I'm not saying that all right if I got opalit here's what I'm gonna do I'm gonna be like I'm gonna blame my assistant. I'm gonna be like I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna blame my assistant. I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna do it any of this. I'm only hearing about it when you're hearing about, I will be like, look, how about this?

I'll donate some money to like that funds for waiters and whatever that we're at at work for in the pandemic. That's helping with that. And we'll just move on to important things. You have in a fucking career in becoming a PR guy. Like, that is fucking awesome. Thank you. Donating to the waiters from the pandemic.

I would, I would write, this is just like boom, boom, boom. I would write, but yeah, cause he's fucking doing anything for damage control. He's so fucking afraid he might lose a nickel. He might lose $1800. He should be giving it directly back to the guy. Like the guy's like, I thought I had two grand. Now I got 200 and he's going to spread out all the other waiters what are

he going to get a dollar each. The delivery guys playing checkers, Q is playing chess. Now the guy can't bitch when he goes, I'm gonna donate that $1800 that you should have got to the fucking waiter's charity because now that guy can't go out and bitch now. No, no, if Q was playing chess, if Q was playing chess he would have turned it around and made it, why aren't they,

why aren't waiters being paid a livable wage? I don't know about that. No. It's too convoluted. I'm hooking myself into an issue that I have no part of that point. It'll come from a stake for you. Maybe you become an... I don't want to be an advocate.

Yeah, but at the end of the day, you also got to remember, he really doesn't care all that much. He just wants to escape a little bit of the heat. You know, make himself look good. Blame somebody else. Yeah. Then it has to work with every day. It's going to be a big deal. Why am I playing Gilbert? I didn't get any points for that.

You're putting yourself in the same shoes, like as Q said, as a legend. Yeah, man, I mean, like comic book men, when Stan was in and I sat on the counter with him. Right. Oh, people got upset about that. I remember that. Yeah.

I remember that. It's really weird. And I was like, what, he creates comics and I create comics. Yeah. And I remember I was really weird. And I was people tweeted about it and I wrote back and I was like what he creates comics and I create comics. What's the difference? That was my apology. You're right. So I'm gonna give Q another four. Nice. Nice. I'm gonna give him a three. You're gonna put it up there with a gilbert gun. It was really good though. Like off the cuff. Like you can't stun me this guy.

Yeah, like I said, I think I think he could have done a little better. I know you think he's playing chess. And maybe he was. I'm thinking he's playing 3D chess. Oh, get him. Brie, you reveal on a pod, not TSD, that you're not a fan of foreign movies and you rarely will

watch one. The internet explodes with posts like CBM must stand for cis, biased male. And if he's xenophobic about movies, you know he's xenophobic about everything else. I remain quiet because it's the truth. I won't even want to watch one of their movies. The xenophobic about people from New York. The xenophobic about movies. Oh, that's a tough one to apologize because I don't like foreign movies.

I would be like, look, what I should have included was that one of the reasons I'm not crazy about foreign movies is that my eyesight is failing. And I have to, you know, use subtitles. And a lot of times it's just hard for me to read the subtitles unless I'm on, like, on top of the TV. Plus foreigners are dirty. Not that part I wouldn't put it. And to tell you the truth, it reminds me of everyone going out about cultural appropriation because many times I don't understand the movie. I'm

just like I don't have that context or that experience to be able to fully appreciate it. So a lot of foreign movies are just lost on me. Do you know what I want to try to learn? Nope. I like it. He's playing the pity cards and he played it well, you know, and feeble. Yeah. Take pity on me.

You can understand the plots of movies any longer. You just have to watch earnest movies. I can hardly read the tweet. I tell bad my eyes say this. I would like to be thrown some dyslexia, maybe. Like I'm dyslexic and I can't read the tweet. I tell bad my eyes say this. I would like to be thrown some dyslexia, maybe. Like I'm dyslexic and I can't read the text. I'm giving out a four. Nice.

That was a good one. What about you, Gennem? I'm going to go with three. Oh, Gennem. I'm trying my side. He's got no credibility. No. Q.

Yeah. I think if you said maybe I haven't found the right film and Embrace the audience and pulled them in by offering you suggestions. Okay, so that would have increased his Yeah, so the score right now is 1215 to 12, that's up at all. So there's a final one and it's for both of you. So you'll both be able to craft apologies. Hopefully, I probably are going to get to go first.

So Q will be at a disadvantage. He might be forced to steal some of your apology, which will be. Make sure that we acknowledge, if he tries to take in your apology don't even so you both are on a pod and

you get into a discussion about how you discovered online that there's a segment of women or into guys with really small members you both tell the obligatory small dick jokes and have a laugh. Only to find out after the pod drops that you're getting hammered. Oh no. Again? Why is this third week in a row? Stop putting out episodes. But posts such as, of course, the rich guy who is on TV and handsome feels the need to make fun of guys who by no fault of their own don't quite measure up to him. Oh, so we're not making fun of our own smolders.

No. We're mocking other people. Yeah, you're mocking the guys. And it's also, you know, this year you're making fun of the teeny fraction of the female population who might actually be into lessened out guys. I guess we don't deserve love at all. Tini. Brie, you're getting at it with this coming from a guy with things of comedy genius is bullying a small Asian man.

And finally, either this is a case of toxic masculinity or two insecure douchebags, regardless, I will revel in their cancellation. Wow. We're mad about this. Yeah, you see that. Taking the females who are into this to these guys, you're taking the piss out of them,

and you're going a little hard on the guys, who are not as endowed. You're going after them and kind of like made them feel marginalized. Oh, this is a tough one, because I don't give a fuck at all. Can we make those jokes out here? How many people were like, that's not cool. I'd be like, it's a joking fucking idiot, relax.

Okay. This is definitely a dreamt up scenario because any of the people who are, if I give you a dude going after you, yeah, that's right. You kinda outing yourself. Yeah. But the chicks though might be mad who are just like, you know what, like that's what I like.

Not a size mean. Right. Like why am I to be made fun of by the likes of you? Because I, like I'm more comfortable and it feels better with the just right size. I wasn't talking about her. I wasn't talking about like I feel like many people have misconstrued our comments, which really were just jokes. Nobody knows what QRI are packing, so it could stem from some lack of self-confidence. But as with everything, we try to make things like hard and funny for

everyone, evidently we didn't succeed this time. Certainly, I didn't even take the women into consideration who revel and enjoy small penises. I've yet to meet any, but I'm sure they're out there and for that I'm sorry. As far as the guys are concerned, hey, you're right, it's like being born, like I wasn't born handsome, and if people make fun of me for being not good looking on, I'll particularly care for it either.

So it's all my small, weaned bros out there. Sorry about that. Hmm. Did it sound genuine? No, not really. Well, that's not. So it shouldn't have. Well, we got the fucking MVP over there, the guy who has fucking hit it out of the park the last two times. Can you top that apology,

Q? Can you come at an angle that? I think my angle would be this. Well, first, it's cold. Would you apologize? No, it could be a tough one to apologize for. But if I was going to take a shot at it, I'm really in trouble here. The heat's on.

I got a, I got a, what podcast are they? Is it a humor podcast or is it a, it doesn't matter. Yeah, I think it does. Like if you're making jokes on it, it's time to make sure that's all they want. That's all they want to talk about. That's the point the point game. It was a three hour pod talking about small things Small things show I can smell you.

The other name's legally changed. You're either with viewers, you're not. I want to see those new parts are difficult. The thing is like, well that didn't work out too good for me. I'm not even getting any money for this. Am I still answering the sming for them? I'm not even getting any money for this. Am I still answer the sming for him? Maybe I want to step further, it's smith. Come on, cute.

I know you got it in you. You are the goat of a problem. Well, I don't know. This one might fall apart. All right. Are we assuming like I'm in serious trouble here? I got to get ahead of this thing. Um.

Or Mike, because there's two different deposits here. There's the one I gotta get ahead of this thing cuz it's a real problems down Well, this is some fucking main the ax online complaining. What do I feel in the moment? I Think that your your PR team is in full-fledged fucking four alarm fire here Four long fire Four little fire I'm coming out like this one I say, I'm going to be like look, I'm an insecure person because I have a three inch penis and this is made me ashamed and embarrassed my entire life and that is why I just tell him I have a small dick, put myself out there

like that, throw myself on the fucking old roof. Like, yeah, cause that's the go-to show. I'm sounding good, but Kevin's been using that forever. So many, I think it's funny to get up on stage and talk about a small dick. All right, all right, all right. Like you do some sort of like for charity, you're like you're gonna go get a,

like some sort of like colonoscomy or something like that. You know how like, how do I know that lady did it for on the today show? What was that? It's like she did it and she showed everything. Okay, all right, good of like promoting like people going to get the health. It's provable, I don't have a three inch screen.

So I can't lie and say, okay, all right. There's pictures like online. Not like what like clothes, and there's some sleuths out there. Now look at the way that, you know, the, okay, there's pictures of online not like what like close and there's some slutes out there I look at the way that you know the okay, all right. There's pictures of you in grace So I can't just amassulate myself and get out of this Yeah, that ain't gonna be worse cuz they caught lying. I don't know I can't amass you and myself and get out of it well um

What's that ladies name? Kathleen Gifford no hoda coach have her husband died and then she did is she went and did like a Frank Gifford. It's not a lot of Frank Gifford. No, it wasn't Kathy Lee Gifford. Man, this is a rough one. Was it Kelly Kelly Rip? No, it wasn't Kelly Ripa because Mark and swells are still alive So you're you have no angle? No, I have an angle. I'll come up an angle. All right, let's just say,

well, ultimately, we have to look at what we did, right? Which is, I upset two groups of people. One, men with micro-penis, because I made fun of them publicly. And then the women who like it feel like I'm dismissing them as there's something wrong with that. Yeah, the damage that I'm trying to fix here is to make these people not feel like freaks, right? Even though they are.

Well, so that's what you got to address, which is like, look, I said something the other day, it was, you know, kind of thoughtless. I didn't really put the thought into it. I grew up from a time where people just fucking ripped on each other for stuff like this. And as I got older, you know, I didn't learn anything. You're supposed to grow up a little bit as you go, but everyone's in a while you slip back. And honestly, I gotta be honest with everybody listening to this. I didn't think that would bother anybody. And that's on me.

I've learned through this process that, you know, man, every word really has meanings. Everyone. Every word has impact in it. And like, again, it just goes back to the last thing I want to do is have people upset. I never want to upset anybody. And I failed in that.

I upset people with pretty Casual thoughtlessness for for tired joke that wasn't even funny 20 years ago So I've failed on every level here and the only thing I could do is apologize to everybody that I've made feel bad about it and Really examine like why why am I still leaning on these tired old jokes? Oh, it's good. So this is like not only an apology, but it's a promise for growth on my end. And I appreciate your patience. No more small dick jokes. Yeah, no more. I didn't realize that.

It makes so many happy now. Well, let me tell you something. I've told this story before, and this is part of the apology. Are you on like a talk show? Yeah, I'm on Cathy Lee. And this really happened years ago, but a little person came up to me at one of our live shows and says, you know, my wife and my children are all little people. You must have the smallest cock. He came up to me with his wife and said, me, my wife and my kids watch your show.

And we feel safe watching it because we know that you guys aren't going to make fun of us in our condition. And we don't always have that when we turn on the TV. Like, there are still people making jokes about the condition we have. And we know that you guys don't do that. And that's where I want to live. And that's what I want to be to people. And I failed that to the men suffering from this condition and the women who like

it. And I failed you guys. And I don't want to do that. And I apologize to you guys. And if you give me another chance to be a place that you can come to just for laughs, I would relish that opportunity. But if not, I understand that I apologize either way. He should get this is sickening. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I great at it right? He's had years and years to practice being phony. And that's what this all comes down to. He doesn't really feel this way. It's not phony. He feels that way about the dwarves and the little people.

That's what I'm drawing on. Yeah. Because I felt in that moment. Oh wow, that's true. But you know if you made a little cock joke and there was some dude like, Hey, I got a little cock. Like, you know you wouldn't care. You couldn't.

You'd be like, whatever dude. That's your fucking problem. This is my point though you all yeah It can be their problem or you could legitimately feel bad that you made someone feel bad and Try and fix that like I don't I legitimately don't want to make anybody feel bad They feel bad because they're over they're over reacting They're over-sensitive like you can't Like you can't be accountable for everybody's feelings, Q. He's a little dick, guys. Again, they gotta be like, look, man,

everybody's making fun of you. Not just me and these women, these fucking phantom women, these, you know that, you think they're women who are like, I totally get off on micro-signus. There's women who get off on micro-pens. I mean, I'm sure there's some,

but it can't be a large contingent. It just can't be. People like medium to large. They're looking for something that's a little bit that can't even penetrate. No, we're talking, I'm just looking for something that they're not looking for a hog. They're just looking for a little, like,

they don't want a yacht, they want a dinghy. Yeah, this just feels better. It's just more comfortable to do more with that. I don't want a yacht, they want a dinghy. Yeah. It just feels better, it's just more comfortable. Do more with that. I don't think so. I've seen microfeeters, I don't think you can do much with that. I feel cute could have elevated the sufferers of this condition a little more than you have. Like really made a part of a protected group?

No, I'll be like, you know, the measure of a man is not the size of his penis. But that's con the sending. Like I'm telling them what a measure of a man is. That's not my role. My role is to take you as deep as you men. No, my role is to take responsibility for what I said, not to impart lessons to people. But you know what's scariest? Because I agree with you with what you said, even in real life, I grew with you about the sentiment of like, Hey, I don't want to say anything that's going to upset people. Right. But the scary thing is though then, that it makes you not want to say anything then, though.

Right? You get so like, fucking worried about what you say. Yeah. It all comes out to the same thing, which is just like, you've said, because we in this room all tend to like look at sincerity as some sort of crime. It's a weakness. Yeah, or some sort of weakness. But like, you don't look at sincerity as some sort of crime. It's a weakness. Yeah, or some sort of weakness, but like,

if you don't look at things from that point of view, it's pretty easy to apologize because like, if you don't want to hurt someone and you did, and you just look back why you did it, I mean, it's, you know, it's pretty easy. Right. See, I always, but you can, but you could slip and make a mistake though. Sure. You know, you say something and you get caught up and make a joke and you're

like, oh, fuck, I wish I had made that joke. I made a joke one time that I, to this day I regret. We, it was the first screening of vulgar. And I don't know what made me say it, but we were. I were going back to 90. There's would have been like, now there's been like 2001, 2000 somewhere in there. It was like the first screening in a theater in New Jersey. And I was up front with, take doing a Q&A with Monica,

who was the producer of the movie. And she, I said, yeah, we're here to talk about the movie. You can ask us any questions you want. Just don't ask her her broad size. She won't tell me. She's not going to tell you. I don't know why I thought it was funny. It didn't get a laugh.

And I could feel her eyes on me. Like, what the fuck, dude? Oh, yeah. And I was like, it was one of those things where I'm like, why did I say that? I don't think I ever apologized for it. Probably. I think it was actually the first time, no, I haven't spoken to her in many years.

I think she'd be like, what are you talking about? I'm gonna remember this. I'm gonna try to go down the little. Oh yeah, I probably could. Yeah, because she kept working in the industry. Yeah. You can make right. Before you leave this.

Why don't you give us sincere apologies right now? Yeah. Yeah, I could do that. Because we were in a place, I also have somebody else, and I was like, hey, where are you from? And he goes, man, villain.

I was like, if I was gay, that's where I'd wanna live. It wasn't a successful. You're my first thing. You're my first time. Yeah. I was not seasoned at that point. I am. Are you guys, are like, Yeah, I was I was not seasoned

Is there like is there mones or is this completely crickets? The bra was crickets manville. I don't remember I can't I it's so lame. I can't I can't you really imagine there were many troubles I know what you're what your gay jokes you you're up your gay joke game. Oh, definitely. Yeah, I'd subtract you know 10,000 hours No, I mean you are the master. I mean I Confluent would have would have test to I mean you could turn any comment into a gay joke Not many fucking dudes can do that. Mm-hmm. And they want to take it away from me Complaining about it innocent innocnocent, innocuous comment. Somehow you could put a spin on it. This is taking my mouth out.

No, how does come takes? I am. When I worked for the bank, after her take a train, I decided to hold a fundraiser. And so it was our department's job to come up with a flyer for it. And I had just seen a Gerald McGraney television show, the guy played major dad.

And so I put on the flyer. I was like, you know, come support victims of Katrina because sometimes bad weather happens to good people because it was a line I heard on the show. And I, my boss didn't go over the, the cop before I handed it out to everybody in the building and I had to go back and Request them all to get pulled back Really and that's actually that sounds more clever than like

He was he's like what the fuck what are you doing? Don't I've you never seen major dad? No, it wasn't even major, it was this other show. But I'm like, I see, I'm like, sometimes bad weather happens to good people saying these are good people who had, you know, bad weather happened to them. And that's why we're supporting him. He was so serious.

I don't know what he's upset. Yeah, I don't know, I don't know. I don't know. Maybe it's what he was being flippant. But they're raising money. Right. Yeah. They're not being clearly not being flippant. They're not being flipping.

It's also not the time to try to be clever. I thought it was not clever more as impactful. The episode that it dealt with, somebody couldn't get to the parole hearing on time. And they were going to rest him. His point was sometimes bad whether happens to good people You know, he was on his way here. He got stuck by a flood right? Yeah So like it was I was trying to be it never rarely works after you when you had lip right? Yeah So Q you are yeah the ultimate apologist

Title Balls for fucking 13 years Big Ensemble Yeah, but yeah, I knew Brian would have a hard time with the game I didn't know you were gonna be so good at it though, but you know, if this proves popular, we'll do it again. Yeah. How much did I lose by? Seven points. Did you grade the last one? No.

I had to lose my shot, but I was only telling by three because his last apology was so good. There was no chance. Double fives. Yeah. Oh god damn it. Sorry, bud. Can next one mess up with Walt? Can I

Oh, Okay, so let's put the other person first talk from the point of view and you got it and you're good That's it. What if like let's say because today people look back It's like hey a kid got a a college scholarship, but wait when he was 11 he tweeted something Yeah, he shouldn't have tweeted. Now we're going to take the scholarship alone. If somebody like unearthed a note or like a cartoon drawing you made from high school, okay, pretty offensive, statin island offensive. Somebody finds a drawing I didn't high school, that's offensive today.

Today. These are the scenarios too real though. Like, that's why I stuck with like out like the most. Yeah, at lander stuff. Yeah, lander shouldn't, you know, because, you know, that's a legitimate thing that you would you would want to like get on front of and try to really put the fire. You can just be like, I don't know why you guys, anybody can do that. Yeah. He just wrote cute.

Like in high school. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Good game. Yeah. I'm not good at apologizing, but maybe with some practice. Well, yeah, it's a maybe.

You take a little bit of what you learned here today at this ping pong table and implement it in your real life. He won't. Because his approach, and this is one of the reasons I love you. This is a negative. This is a bug. This is a feature. It's you think everybody else is a fucking idiot. So you're never so you can't. It's not a fucking plasto. It is.

It is. So so so any apology coming from you will not be sincere because you already think that position's stupid. Yeah. So it's a flakation. Palgit. Let me see if I can get these assholes to stop bothering me. Literally all it is with you. You're just like, which is, you know, great. But I've been in his like in his real world situation. Yeah, so did I.

His fan. So let me throw some coin for these pigeons. They'll make it right up. I was exclusively talking about his real life. Oh, Mary Beth, I'm so sorry. Why are you wearing sunglasses? I can hear your eyes rolling. Tell them, Steve Dave.

You can hear your eyes rolling. Tell him, Steve Dave.