Tell Em Steve-Dave - #544: The Commish

Episode Date: January 30, 2023

Cultural appropriation, bananas in condoms, what truths are worth telling.

That's our fucking day. I guess Brian Zona out, he has no idea what's going on. And there's 90% of the audience who's like, what the fuck did I tune into? Does your father ever kiss you in the lips? Nobody has let me dick pics Just grab it you can always return it Just grab it. How is your turn Tell him Steve Dave hello and welcome to this week's edition of tell him Steve Dave We call it the termite edition around here. Got Walt? Yo.

Normally Q. No Q this week. Yeah. So, through your dumbest accent. And what's up? I think people can tell. It's not really Q. We should have just went with Q's here.

Oh, I'm working. Bessie, everybody knows I'm busy. The fuck? Sunday Jeff. What's up?, everybody knows a busy. The fuck? Sunday Jeff. What's up? It's been a while since you've been on the regular TSD, right? I didn't even think this was a show anymore. I thought we'd just do Patreon.

It's been a while since I've seen you, too. I haven't seen you since November. It feels like a long time since I don't podcast at all. You're my ex-lixer. How do they say that? Ex-lixer? A lixer. I thought I'd get him with ex. Oh, no. He's filled with ex-Lixer. How do they say that? Ex-Lixer? Elixer. I thought he was ex-Lixer. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, he, you know, that could be a detriment, you know, he's such a straight shooter. It's caused him some problems in the past.

It has. I'm surprised he hasn't been canceled yet. I tell you the truth. I'll shoot this so straight politically incorrect. But tonight, today might be the day where you finally, you find a canceled. Yep. There's a lot of talk in this country about cultural appropriation, right? If you, uh, you wear a sombrero, there's a white person in your bed.

If you do your hair and dreads, your bed. Tons of examples. But they never talk about the appropriation of white culture. And I think we got a case here. Have you heard about these mass shootings out in California? No, you have none. No, he is not a threat. I don't, I do not. Look, I have not. I have all news turned off of my Google. I don't get any of that kind of news. You don't know what's going on around.

Just other than what's going on with the devils and what's going on local towns. Yes, I'm living in an orbit unto himself, which I believe is why he's my ex-Lixer. How do you say it? The lixer. I don't even know if you're using it correctly. That's why, because he comes in. He's not beaten down by news. He's not like dragged down by politics. He's almost as if he was plucked from the Amazon the deepest show.

Like Sunday, Pauliana. Yeah, it's like, it's like cast away. No, he's been plucked from some remote village where they have never seen a TV or a car. Right. You know, that's what he, like, he's seen a TV, you've seen a car, but everything else, it's almost all new to him.

All this stuff, yeah, like the most casual information that a person may come across is beyond the scope. I don't spend a lot of time on the internet looking at I mean research and news. I mean it's just like it's why he's got this still got the light in his eyes. Yeah it's true. That's that gleam. Yeah. There's too much stuff going on. It's like why I mean like it's in California. Yes it's it's sad. It's everything that's just it's it's just like what else can you do though? I mean, you got the life's hard enough. There's a lot of shit going on to begin with. I mean, I need more shit to worry about. And your own life, you know what I mean, right?

Yeah, you're all about Sunday, Jeff. Deal. But you got that. I mean, you got you got to take care of your wife and kids. You got to take care. You know, yourself, because if you don't, then you again, you look what happens. You can come back. So what you're saying is look out for your own. You're like, I don't care about these people who got shot. I'm like, whatever. Well, I suppose you're town. If they happen to your town or your state or something like that.

Or something that hits close to home. You know, I'm not saying that. It's just too, it's abstract almost. You know, yeah, it just becomes like, it's normal. It's normal today. You know that like When you see a lot of these news coverages You become I don't say numb, but you can become somewhat desensitized

To like all this horrible news, but this one thing that I saw yesterday Oh my god, I mean this is this this was as that I saw yesterday. Oh my God. I mean, this is this was as close to crying as I came since. Do you remember Elizabeth smart? Yes. Remember that girl like I'd taken? Yeah. When she was religious wackos, right? Yeah. When she was found and they reported it and they had the father, like, do a news conference the day, the night that like she was found and she was okay. Right. I was like I had tears in my eyes because that was like amazing news. Good tears though. Right. Because I was just like that's got to be the fucking greatest news. This man will ever receive in his life. And it's not the

type of news that most people in his situation receive. Exactly. As I'm saying like what are the odds that she would be gone for that long and then come home alive? It would be like... They're astronomical. Yeah. Like, winning a lottery for the next, like, 10-year straight would not be even enough to say, I would think the absolute joy he must have felt when he got that news. But this was the exact opposite. Yesterday, though, it was was like when there was some guy that was getting beaten by the cops. Black guy, right?

Tyrone Nichols. Oh, yeah. God, when they showed him screaming for his mother. Mm-hmm. Oh, my God. That was, it was devastating. How old was it? I mean, that just showed you what you revert back to.

I mean, I could see myself. I say like soldiers in battlefields are crying for their mom and stuff. Oh my God. That idea. That was fucking brutal. You would call for your mom if a bunch of cops were beating you up. I don't even know what I would do.

My mom is like, she's probably like the worst fighter I would never call her. But it's just like, it just was like, it was bad enough for like to see it, but then you hear him screaming for his mother. Right. I had to turn it off. enough for me to see it, but then here I'm screaming for his mother. Right. I had to turn it off. I couldn't even watch it. It was too much to handle to hear this man calling for his mother. Did you see the Pelosi footage too?

I did. How weird is it with the way the guy smiling when they open the door and they make a step towards him? Did you see the way he moved? Did you see the way the man with the hammer moved? Yes. and like they make a step towards them and they basically totally change it. Did you see the way the man with the hammer moved? Yes. I told Gidham, I was watching that last night

and I look, I turned to Debbie and I was just like the way that that man with the hammer moves, that's how Gidham moves. Really? They had the same kind of movement, like that kind of awkward short like that kind of awkward, like short steps, kind of like spas. Pretty bad.

Stroke, ready to pass out steps. But they had the same. They had the same. Apparently, support is all the way to that. Like if you had told me like, you know, like blurred out that guy's face and be like, who is this? Everything.

Let's get him. Yeah. Right. That's just one the way I've watched them move now for the first of the years. Frank it's time when he first started walking. My regional point being though with this cultural appropriation is that there was a mass shooting out in California. 11 people got shot. Then like within a week I think seven people got shot at a different location. Both perpetrated by Asian guys.

Now a couple of times before this, it hasn't been white guys. This is all white guys have, mass shootings and serial killings. Oh, so that's our fucking day. So they're stepping on our turf, huh? Kind of, yeah. So what do you think, Sundae?

Well, I'll kind of get back, like who are you yelling for then? If you're not yelling for Pam, who are you yelling for? Oh, okay. Who am I yelling for? You think of who you're yelling for Sunday? Oh, he's going. I mean, I, there's no, like, I could see myself yelling

for my mom. I don't think so. I think I would be, I think I would be cursing at them. Like, I'm just, you're not yelling for Pam? I don't think so. No, that's not fair. No. What am I gonna do?

Like, maybe you just revert back. I don't think so. No, that's not fair. No. What am I gonna do? Like maybe you just revert back. I don't think I think. Like you're saying like to a situation, to a position or a time in your life when you're like, the great protector was mom, and there's fuck it, that's exactly the point is like, there's nobody who's gonna be able to do anything

and the only one who's ever really been there for you. For the most part, 24-7 is your mom. Unconditionally. Yeah. It was brutal, brutal. It kept on spraying them with pepper spray though. It was just like, let's go. Let's go down the lighter.

What'd you do for Hanukkah? And Christmas. So let's go kick it. Let's back it up a couple months. What I do for Christmas and it was nice. It was nice. It was nice. Hanukkah really didn't do much. They were not doing much. You never do, right? How come you never pull out of all the stops? What I do for Christmas and it was nice it was nice. I like a really good

to watch her a lot of do you never do right how come you never pull out all the stops. Hey I usually forget the day and it's just like it's and it came it came the same time as as Christmas almost the same time this year but you know I really don't like I said it's just it's more of like just a get together friends family and that kind of time for me it's more of just like being around the people you had friends over? I didn't get no invite. No, no, no, no, no.

Well, you know why you could have come over anyway. But I say that it's, no, I was, I was, you know, I had a good time. I'm just spinning it like you're trying to think. Rewarded, I might walk. No, you know, yeah, I was, you know, I was, you know, I was, I had that, I had that candle from the sun. I didn't get to fight from you. I've been invited to your place before. That's right in Polo any sun. We didn't get a fight from you. I've been invited to your place before.

But in Polo and he's on the way to Polo and he Christmas uh, get together this year. Super bowl part of this year. Maybe. Oh, there you go, Sunda. Yeah, you might get the Super Bowl invitation though. Yeah. Tell you who's not.

Brady. He's not getting a, he's not getting a invitation. No, you're not getting the invitation. Oh, I don't want to go there. Who's your pick, though, for a Super Bowl? Now you're not getting the invitation. That's the smartest. Sassy. I don't want to go there anyone. Who's your pick, though, for Super Bowl? Because we're reporting this the day before the AFC and the AFC championship.

Who's your pick to go to Super Bowl and win? Little puck nuts. Michael's something. I think Philadelphia is going to win a home tomorrow. They're playing too well. Oh, they're seeing the Bengals in? I'm going to say, I'm going to say the Bengals again. They say the Bengals again.

Yeah, so it's going to be Bengals. They be bangles. They did a number to Buffalo last week Bangles and yeah, bangles and Eagles who wins at all Still gonna say the Eagles equals playing too well. I mean did they just I mean John's played I don't even think they played a game last week. I thought they were practicing They're coaches so obnoxious for Eagles. That's why I hope they lose I don't want them to win. I just think they're gonna. I're coaches so obnoxious for Eagles. That's why I hope they lose. I don't know if you saw them. Well, I don't want them to win. I just think they're gonna win. I mean, I like to see Sam Francisco win.

He was just so, so fucking arrogant and fucking obnoxious to the referees, the coach for the Eagles. Like he was yelling at them. And he got out of the hole. He had like a hot mic he got caught. What was he doing to the end of the week? He was like so like condescending.

He was like, I know what the fuck I'm doing. Like he didn't realize that he was gonna get picked up by the television. Oh, well that happens quite a bit. We've just yelling at the left or the poor left is just like, I'm allowed down here. It's like it's so arrogant. That's why I hope the Eagles lose though,

just cause of that. Yeah, I'm not a big deal family. There's always been that right between giants and the Eagles for the longest time, but I mean they didn't even show up the play. I thought at least did you watch your giants? Get your third one in the game. I turned them off at, oh, they didn't even show up the place. I thought at least did you watch your giants get your third eye? I tied turned them off at um oh you didn't even watch the whole game. No I turned them off. It's I don't want to throw up.

Just tired. I got another team to watch. That was watching out, baby. The devil's doing well. That was doing playing awesome right now. Yeah, I wish I could watch it. Still no devil blackout. When I'm in my MSG go. My MSG go, perhaps. I tried that, my brother, oh, I don't even wanna, I don't wanna get my brother- My brother- My brother-

He was also, I got in trouble years ago. He doesn't work for the cable company, I'm sure I anymore. No, he does not. Oh, okay. I want to see, somebody's he doesn't work for the cable. But he gave me his MSG go thing,

and it just doesn't work. Really? Well, I want to watch it on my TV. You can't watch it on your TV. Yeah, yeah? Well, I want to watch it on my TV. You can't watch on your TV. Yeah, I can't watch it on my phone. I can't watch sporting events on my phone. Actually, I can't watch it. It's like watching an up postage stamp.

Or I think I cast it onto my TV. Watch on your iPad. Yeah. It's still not the same. Yeah. I'm older now. My peeps, you know, just like, I'm not going to be looking at, you know, 85 inch screen

is just like cutting it. Yeah, it's like a 13 inch. Yeah, it's like, I can't see. I can use a magnifying glass in front of the 85 inch. It does seem like every day there's more Tom Brady news like I actually, flying in contradiction to what Gidham said last week about Tom going to the just was Tom Brady's being questioned like, hey, where do you think you're going? He's like, I don't know where the fuck i'm going to have to all fucking on really and

uh... like a jerk i thought but yet but you know gittum has an insider at the jets and that and that insider told gittum personally that tom brady is going to be a jet you don't believe it why in the world would he order the jets?

They're a team on the rise. They have the offensive. He's got how many years to play. Yes. You know, it's just like, if everything... Well, their window's going to close. That defense is good now. The offense will be good with a good quarterback.

We've tried, let's see, farve. We've been down this road before. Well, you don't have to worry about tom Brady sending any dick picks like Farvede that fucked up this whole tenure and the Jets. Right? So you don't have to worry about it. I'm pretty sure Brady will be doing that.

I just gotta, you know, son, kid, you like, you know, Bob Kraft kissing and stuff like that. You don't have to worry about those things. Kissing his son on the list. So you're going to, you're going to, you're going to, you're going to equate a loving father given his son a kiss to a fucking pig sending his unsolicited cock Reporter who doesn't want it has your father ever kissed you on the lips. Nobody has something to pick

They were solicited to be fair to him You know what you can be on the jets You know what? You can be on the jets. I don't think you place your jets though. Why? I would think he would go to a team that's just that's just there. You know, jets are just there. Their defense is good. They got all the pieces in place because I don't have a quarterback. You think if they don't sign there? If they don't sign Daniel Jones,

you think they give him a crack? No, Aaron Rogers, they say he's coming in a jetsets too. That's the big rumor. Rogers or a brain? You don't want to just add, I don't know. I think Brady would be awesome as a Jett. Playing Bela Shek twice, playing the Bill's twice, it would be like, what a division? Miami twice, it would be just a Be a war. Jets playing the Patriots. That's a nice little rivalry there, right? I don't know I just maybe hang it up too. Is it has been talks that you might just I mean He is at that. I mean like the last two seasons. He's not been terrible in that Dallas game Yeah, but I'm saying he got you know and Dallas didn't let that great either

No, man. I don't know if you watch that Dallas game. I do watch it. I was throwing like Felix hunger great either. I don't know if you watched that Dallas game. I do watch it. I'm saying that he's had a, you know, he really feel like when he took down it when he used to get the set shot shooting the baskets. Oh, the house. Again, I mean, every year that goes by, man, you're just, you know, you're your older. You're just, you know, a lot of stuff happened to him this year too. A lot of stuff. So, you know, it's just played on the team that wasn't, I thought he was, he was better last year. But now you're actually like, now you get to the point where it's like you're hurt, you know, even though you can't break like all the records are broken basically by him. It's just that, do you really want to go out just like being like, this is my known season now?

You know, it's just like, I don't like I struggle. I agree. I don't want to see him struggle. It's like, you know, Willie Mays out. You know, it's great like I don't like I struggle I agree I agree I don't want to see him struggle. It's like you know, Willie maze out You know, what's his great quarterback? I just thought after he took that other team to the Super Bowl at the first year Wanted to home you know whatever it's been like there's like look. I don't have to do anything else I don't you know look. I love the game of football It's time to hang up my cleats. You know how many you know, it's like I got plenty of rings You know, I took another team in the first year that I came here. But that's like, could you just walk away from your job, though?

No one that you're, you're the best there is at that, where your workplace, if I had his money, I'd fucking do it. I wouldn't, I wouldn't even go in again. You wouldn't have to ask me twice. But they're like, come on, man, you're the best. You know, I could be the best from fucking home I mean just to do like an you know like do a analysis. He had that all set up to though I don't think he'll be a good analysis. He has no sense of humor He's very robotic, you know, like there's a reason that like not many guys can can have the

Regiment that he was almost really good, But he has a sense of humor, though. But the very fact that he could win a Super Bowl and then be training two days later says that he is not built like other dudes. So he's not going to be a good analysis, I don't think, because he's too... Not an announcer, but... I don't know what the word is I'm looking for, but it's, it does doesn't have,

it doesn't, if you see regimented. Yeah, there you go. But I'm saying Phil Sims, I don't find this. Is that where I was trying to pronounce, or earlier this episode? Ex-Liquor? Oh, I guess, a little bit.

A little bit. Yeah. He's an ex-Liquor. But I'm saying like Phil Sims, I don't, you know, he's not like, I don't like him. But I'm saying I could see him in that kind of role sitting around with them as far as analysis. And analysis and that they're paying him so much money that they're gonna have them doing everything

I bet you know it's like a commentator. I can't see him like like next to like could you imagine him against You know, what's the what's a guy that does a son of the God it was on the bangles for Chris Collins words. Could you imagine him next? The son of the God it was on the bangles for Chris Collins words. Can you imagine him next? Well, they're both color you know, they're not play by play guys. That's that's what Brady's job would be You'd have two color man and a booth. It's never been I can see you're on caskey. He's a color man too You have to play by play guy again, Nancy or Buck

Yeah, I guess I zone it out. Yes. No idea what's going on Yeah, there's a 90% of the audience is like what the fuck Then I tune into all these names You know who's living her best life though right now Which is all look at look at these pictures. She's out there modeling Crotty instructor. I don't really she's worth so much more than he is a big boob hanging out What is sweet. I mean, well, you know what, I guess if you're going

to blow up, you should at least then go do what you wanna do, then. That's what she says. Right, if you're going to, if you're going to nuke it all, then you might as well then go do, at least go do what your heart wants you to do and if that's not that ass. Do you see the girl that's that's chasing Brady though? No she look good. There's like there's I mean I have to assume so. Well she's like a

known known person. How the hell do you know about this? That pops up on my feet because that sports. This is what she said, um, with much gratitude for her time together, Tom and I have amicably finalized our divorce. My priority has always been and we'll continue to be our children whom I love with all my heart. We will continue co-parenting to give them love, care and attention they greatly deserve. I've done my part, which is to be there for Tom.

I focused on creating a cocoon and loving environment for my children to grow up and be there supporting him in his dreams. I think she did. You know, I'm not going to deny that for time. I focused on creating a cocoon and loving environment for my children to grow up and be there supporting him in his dreams. I think she did. You know, I'm not gonna deny that she did, but. Well, she wants to go back to Miley. There's only a window. She could. There's only one, but I'm saying this is not a certain window.

Like, you know, I mean, nannies they probably had anyway. You'd be gonna raise your kids, oh, too, that's the idea. Why, why have kids, you want to let nannies raise your kid for the whole time? I think this last sentence is very telling. I have a huge list of things that I have to do that I want to do. At 42, I feel more connected with my purpose. Okay.

She was not able to connect with her purpose and live her life as a fully actualized individual while being sort of in the shadow of the greatest football player of all time. I mean, I'm sure. She's like, I just couldn't be myself. And I was there, I was there for as long as I could do it. I'm 42. With that, that's, that's like, it feels like an out though. It feels like an excuse.

Whether she wants to connect with a purpose in life. No, like no, like she couldn't do it while remaining. Oh, while remaining married to Tom. Well, when they first got married, the head, did he win any Super Bowl, or what, like was was did she go through? I think she think she married him would not have ring. She's worth more than he is.

She's worth it by him twice. That's how much more she's worth. But he still was, he still was Tom Brady though. She's not marrying the backup. She's marrying the start, the starting quarterback. She's the cheer, she's the ultimate cheerleader. He's the ultimate. She's the one start, the starting quarterback. She's the cheer, she's the ultimate cheerleader. He's the ultimate. She's the one that served the divorce papers. So, I mean, because inevitably when you're married, like, when you marry just solely the quarterback,

you're like, I want to, I want to update the quarterback. You find out he's just like, he's a, he's a jock. There's nothing else to him. There's nothing else to him. Brat, there's nothing else to breathe about football. He's a robot. No. Program to win. A robot's losing juice. It's not program, it's more like self destruct now. It's time to power that bad boy down. Yeah, that's the old model.

What's that like that? That's the T2000. But it's time you got to this. She's like, at the end of the movie, he's all fucked up and shit. Half of the skin's half push fucking body. It's time for the new new set of D models. Oh, no, no, Brady said I'll be back To win another ring Sunday. So I can watch the red LED and his eye go out I can't wait to play this fucking audio for you when he holds another super bowl trophy over you know what? It's gonna be on fucking PlayStation 5.

You're not gonna do it again trust me. PlayStation 5. Whatever it is. PlayStation 6. How many times you think the kids I think the kids abbreviate a PS. Yeah, PS. Fucking Chrome Mac. PS is PlaySchool.

Yeah. We're on preschool. PS5. Pre-school 5. Sunday I want you to take a look at this photo, okay? Tell me if you'll recognize this. Oh, I know, I know who that is. That picture was in the register for so long.

Was it? Yeah. Because Marybeth came across it's a picture of Walt back in his youth, probably like 18, right? But it's not even like in frame though. It's like, it's like, you know, drinking years. Whoever, whoever took the photo. Wait, was that on name lady took the photo?

Yeah, was it really paparazzi huh? It wasn't composed the best it could have. No, because I was like, I was like, don't take a picture because I wasn't sure if I had underwear on. So yeah, I was, I was freaking not sure if you have not in those boots. I was being my own Brady. Now, did you take possession of the picture afterwards?

Or was this leaked? This is a leaked photo. No, no, I took possession of it. This is revenge porn practically. That's crazy. I took possession of that picture and I put it in my drawer and decades later it popped up. And I saw it. I was like, it might be the only picture I have of me later it popped up and I saw it. I was like, it might be the only picture I have of me.

You know, and I was that young and I brought it to the stash and to prove the Jeff Casside, I don't think he really believed that I fucking, I was a head banger. He thought I was a poser and I had to fucking prove them wrong and you know, put it in his face and you know, and I haven't apologized to me. You know, that absolutely I was a fucking prove them wrong and you know put it in his face and you know and I haven't apologized to me You know that absolutely I was a fucking head banger. Yeah, you bang your head for other reason I got your face I'm blowing away. I was school That fucking picture Yeah, is there if I throw it up on Twitter for people to see? Yeah, I mean, it's all over the internet anyway

Yeah, that's where I found it. Yeah, it's on. Who got the picture? I can't put it to Victor. Oh, that's forget about this. I got just to put it in there when I was referring to my old metal days. Yeah, a lot of listeners have seen this. Actually, don't put it on Twitter. Make them go to Patreon. Sorry, guys. My hands are tied. I I want to take a second to thank the patrons. We hit less. We hit a record number, the most patrons we've ever had. That's amazing. That is something to be, so I have to acknowledge and thank the listeners for that. I thought that was pretty cool.

I don't think it went up that much. It just didn't drop down that much. Yeah, that's good. I mean, which is, which is what is more happy with what you're saying? Listen to your content. If the world, Sunday Jeff, was satisfied with status quo, I believe this world would be a thousand times better than it is right now. I feel like everybody has a choice but to be satisfied with the status quo. No, I think. Like, what are you going to do? I think people are always looking for the next best, bigger thing. They're never, like a lot of people are just will never be satisfied.

This iPhone just came out. A new one comes out six months later. I got to get the new iPhone. That's the mindset. Yeah. I just wish a lot of people could be satisfied with status quo. Do you feel You are Sunday somewhat to an extent. I mean to an extent I am I mean, you know, let's something really is like a necessity

I mean, I've had this phone now for a while. I just droid. Yes You've had that for at least since 2000 right? No 23 years Fucking flip phone. You had a log. You just got to crank that phone. This phone's at that old. It's about three years old.

But I mean, you've had droids before this then. Yeah. Okay, that's why, because I know you've had a droid for a long time. Yeah, just, Andrew is just the device. It's just, you know, like you have, it's just the operating software. Right.

You're happy with it. Just that's my baby. I don't think you need to have, I don't think you need to have, I don't think you need to get, there's not that much that changes with the phone. I mean, it's just like, I mean, a list, unless you're using it for, I mean, it's all about pictures for someone.

I guess because everybody uses it for Twitter and Instagram and it's all about, it has to camera on that, how many pixels you get. I don't even own me pictures. It takes good fucking pictures. It's all that matters. I'm not worried about the pictures. I's all it matters. I'm not worried about it. I still use it as a phone.

Like it's supposed to be. I don't even know how to call it a phone anymore. It's not a phone. It's like, it's a fucking mini computer. So, they Jeff, I found this an interesting story. Oh, wait, where did it end up? God damn it. I was gonna take me a second, I think.

That's right. Take it. That was your Christmas. Well, I Christmas, well, I was gonna take me a second, I think. That's right, take it. That was your Christmas, so I'll let him. Christmas, well, I was under the weather. I was actually recuperating from surgery during Christmas. I had a catheter in. I don't even know what I did just thinking about that. Did the word make you think.

Yeah, it's because you just know what the outcome is. Yeah, I don't wanna like, yeah, I don't wanna like, you know, just beat it to death, you know, but it was very uncomfortable, you know, as uncomfortable as you think it is. They put you in sleep for that? Like, are you a catheter? No. They could put you, I had a catheter put in wide awake stone cold sober.

Um, yeah. Was it like, you remember, you know, I could just see how he is. I had a catheter put in wide awake. Stone cold sober. I like you remember, I can just see how he is. I need a drunk with it. I can't even talk about it. You just like, you know, like the unknown of never having that known before. You know what I'm just saying? I'm like, when I tell you what they're gonna do, I'm like, holy shit.

It's like, well, we have to do this. And just like, you know, what do you do? It's like how it's like, like, if I can close my, I can close my, it changes like how you think about your member. I used to love my member. Now I hate it. Oh, no. Yeah, now I'm just like, you know,

although this could be great for numbers if you went transgender, holy shit, he's playing against me. Awesome. Fucking, fucking, he's playing against. Awesome. Fucking Keith Lennigan. No, but now I'm kind of like, you know, I kind of like, it was, you know, it never gave me any problems and I felt like it was always, it always gave good results.

But I got to kid. Now, yeah, now I'm kind of like, you know, I'm like wondering, like, will it be the same when I'm ready to like get back on the horse You just got to re-acquaint yourself. Yeah, it's I mean, that's a that's a long time. You've gone So far and you got how much longer a couple months? Yeah, at least till end of March Yeah, it is You know watching music videos and even music videos now from the 80s will get me going

You know, I'm like music videos and even music videos now from the 80s will get me going You know where I'm like I got to turn it off So you got fucking get him spraying your water like Michael Jackson you came on even take a shower Fucking now I know what Cooper got it from he was dancing bad and I was just like Get him turned that off Shit, oh see should be easier to put the catheter in now No, no that y'all I'm telling you man. That's a but I think it's good doesn't go in like long long Looks like As long as many people

Like ten foot tube now without I don't want to get graphic or to I do pulse anybody but it would like you don't want to see it That's the what's the key if anybody listening if you're gonna get it done or taken out Make sure you look at the ceiling. Don't make a mistake and look at it Well, it's not fucking it'll take it'll take all the Joy out of the good things you're dick would do. Oh yeah. You're part of it. Cause you're always because now I can't stop seeing that. Really? Yeah.

I got the person going. Yeah. Every fucking night I see this. Wow. That's like you got PTSD. Yeah. Penis. Yeah, it's a testicle. It's a total of penis scared to death. That's crazy. Yeah, it's it wasn't fun. It wasn't it. But you know what, though, Christmas was a little bit. Yeah, I talked to you. I don't want to say a little bit more thankful.

Like, you know, it's like, you know, like, you know, because I wasn't sure I was going to be here. You know, I didn't know if I would make it through the operation. And so it was a bit more, the more, it was a bit more about Jesus. Oh, Jesus. Yeah, this Christmas, the baby Jesus, this Christmas. I kind of had maybe like, visions like tiny Tim walking around a little crutch and cockfucking all bandaged up Yeah, it's been I don't talk to God you went a lot when you are when you're going through something that you think may be Well, that's when he were extreme or more serious than you don't know. So it gets like those fucking kidney stones.

So you know that's that's gotta be yeah. Well, you've gotten them too. I mean, so you know that's gotta be fucking, that's like pissing a shark to find. Well, they told me what like when I went to the emergency room, they said, if you had a kidney stone, you would all be in more pain in your end now. And I'm like, I'm fucking not doing too good right now. Like you're telling me to finish my pain.

Yeah. So you got a headache. Yeah, but I'm glad it's closer to being through with it than I was before. I'm on the other side of the map. No, man. No fucking love in Tomarcha. No. No.

Man. I'm come close. I almost like, I'm like, I'm ready. I think I'm okay, I'm ready. Maybe I need to put her, maybe I need to chase you off. Let's spray bottle over here. That's the fucking spray and fucking, all when he comes into the fucking room. Grabbing your leg and shit.

Come in this hot and crazy. Did you find your story? I have two stories. One is more of a precautionary tale or cautionary tale, sorry, for our 13%ers. Several women on TikTok are seriously regretting their tattoos of an upside down pineapple after choosing the design without knowing its meaning. And if you've done a quick Google search, it would inform you that the turned over fruit is commonly used as a symbol for swingers looking for a good time.

Why a pineapple though? Well, it's a bit again. See, we're just like, why a pineapple? Where does this come from? It's a pineapple inside of a triangle. Yeah, it's probably the sexiest fruit out there. Are you talking about? Peach. Don't like a pineapple. Peach. It says somebody asked her. Fig. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Somebody asked her on the platform if it was an upside down pineapple and she said not when my arm is down, but then she did her own Google search and then she realized that she had made a huge mistake. I don't buy that anybody just walks into a tattoo parlour. Here it is. Because this is the fucking face of somebody who would do something that fucking dull.

But how are you going to walk in and be like, you know what? I'm just going to, I saw online some other person with an upside down pineapple. I'm going going to, I saw online some other person with an upside down pineapple. I'm gonna get one. Mm-hmm. Now people that, like, in need of inspiration for a tattoo, that they're just like, it means nothing to them. That just see it. And I'm like, oh, I like that.

You can't underestimate the power of the draw of the trend. They want to be part of something so desperately. And like, this is not a young person. This is not like a fucking 18 year old girl that we're looking at. This woman looks to be in her late 20s to early 30s. Much too old to be like, oh, that looks fun.

We got TikToks doing it. I'll do it too. So his dad is close. Is this like a tribal tattoo? And everybody was getting tribal tattooed. Right, I was the asshole back in the night. He's going, I don't want everybody's doing I'll get one too I want to pineapple one next

Put it in a triangle I don't you Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, so no Yeah, yeah, yeah, they don't think I swing She impulsively And you got it out of Hawaiian vacation. What's up? And you think listeners some people listening right now I don't know every listener the ones. I've met don't seem to be simple enough to do something like this But you never know if you save one person from being mistaken for a swinger No, wink But you never know if you save one person from being mistaken for a swinger No wink no wink for you right something no I mean I think it's cool. I just I mean it would have to be like I'm not gonna get a fucking upside down pineapple

No, you know, but you know, but you just like You know, um something's gonna be cool. Why not why is that your prude? Why don't you get an upside down pineapple? Why would I add all the tech huge like on your chest Nice fucking Conan battle axe for Zeta fucking tattoo Yeah, over a fucking my hatchet pineapple. Yeah, I mean something cool something that reflects yourself So you don't want to look like the equivalent of a 70s van Grim Reaper down the side You know what?

That is kind of like, I don't want to say cliched, it's not really cliched, but it's not something that people are going to be like, oh man, I love that. I was like, I've seen that a million times. You brought that up, you're relating to death dealer, then. You're saying that's a source. Right, it's just something I would like, look, if I had that. Because brought that up. You're relating to death dealer that you're saying. Right. Just something I would like look if I if I had because you like art. If I wanted to have like like people I had sleeves and everything I said I'd get like all every fucking cop every

cartoon character that was done all merged together. Well, I'm so glad you know. Yeah, it would look bad. It looks so terrible. It looks like the parts of family bus. Yeah, it was like, there's Homer. There's dogs. Probably the person with the most tattoos that I know personally would be Jimmy the hair guy, right? He's got a lot of hair. He's fucking all of them. We got a decent amount of tattoo. But his his aren't like, they do seem random. There doesn't seem to be any like overall theme. He has a love for every like for the character or the franchise.

Yeah, but I don't think they look bad. Like I don't know, I don't think it looks good. There's some guys I can pull off. The fact that the very fact that Sunday has the body of a newborn baby, like it's not like the physique, like it's as pure. But so we can't see, I can't picture my smooth ass, bro.

I can't picture you all tired of it up though. It's so far. My brother is my brother. Yeah, tons of fucking tattoos. He looks like he just got out of jail. Yeah. But he dresses like it too with all the jeans and everything. But I'm saying he's got like a big huge,

he's got a lot of Japanese art. But he's looks like a badass. But like I don't know if like Homer and Bullwinkle and fucking Woody Woodpecker. Woulda looked good in prison huh? Like a shot. If something got into a fight and he peels a shirt off Like fucking Danny Trace I want a piece of me

Fucking show block age is like that guys got cartoons on his fucking Is that what he yeah next I know you fucking see the guy like leather face wearing it over his fucking face Oh, then you can like freak people out you do you are a droopy. Yeah, just like do your droopy Oh, then you can freak people out. You do your droopy. Yeah, just like, do your droopy. My bro. One of the peach in this. You'll be sherry.

A mama. A fucking. What do you think that pants out? I guess it really depends on the person that's about to be disass. Like, because there is the guy that's like, he's all right. This dude's fucking fun.

Oh yeah, there's three responses. He's all right. He's a funny motherfucker. I like this fucking I bet over two. Um, okay, this guy's really out there. I'm not sure what to make of this guy. He's a wild card. This is sketchy. I'm not sure if I want to beat up a mental patient and three. They just look at him for half a second and pummel the shit out of right. They're like he's disrespecting us There's only three spots. I don't know what that one. Yeah, they you really have to be for the first one You really have to hope that they're familiar with droopy Well, it's the phrase it used to do that was crazy with droopy it was like a how many was about second dick or something like that Oh, no, that was that the thing

That was from Bad lieutenant. Oh, no, that was that the thing phrase that was from Bad Lieutenant. Oh, I was like show me how you suck a guy. Oh, the girls in the car. Yeah Sure, you're a stupid guy. He's pet You I don't say that If you ever get in prison, I wouldn't say that in prison anyways Yeah, leave that out of it. That's a last fucking place you want to say that. Leave it out of your repertoire. What was your other article?

The other article Sunday, have you ever have you ever been in a situation where you were so embarrassed, you know, to Red faced you had to get somebody else. What the fuck? Where did this article go now? It keeps disappearing for some reason. He's who would red face. Hold on, maybe. Embarrassed. Yeah, you're blushing. When's the last time you blushed? Embarrassed. You blush easily? No. No. I was just trying to think of what position I would have been in.

I mean, it's probably going back to like high school and stuff on, you know, like you got on stages. Tell me the last time you blushed was in high school? Yeah, I mean, what are four mother fuckers? Why would I fucking blush? I mean, why? I'm not excited with you or something maybe, you know? Well, I've been with, you know. I know, but like, or like, or maybe, wow.

What am I like fucking like, oh, shucks, like, jeez. I fucking years are glowing, like I'm fucking bashful from the fucking snow white and seven dwarves It's just like you're you're you're fucking adult now you don't fucking do this at all What the fuck I thought you man is fucking Yeah To be like up to

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But he did put it in a rubber for some reason. You just swallowed it? It doesn't look, I mean, there's the picture of it. It looks like it's like banana puree. It's all mashed up. Oh, so it wasn't like he just put the condom over a fucking raw banana and fucking go down. That's swallowed and whole, yeah. But, but I mean that's hope that is a very large thing to adjust. No. Well, if you swallow a hole, like sorts, you know, those sort swallowers, that is nothing to a sort swallow, right? Uh, yeah, but I think they're

trained to do that. It's not like, well, if you get if you get fucking riled up and you get pissed off, of course, what else you're supposed to do? So, yeah, banana and a rubber and eat it. Um, just one of those days, yeah. The bizarre case came to light after the unidentified patient had to be reported to the hospital after experiencing abdominal pain, nausea and vomiting. He wasn't able to tolerate any food or drink and had it had a bowel movement over 24 hours. My question would be why he had a report, reportedly had a history of depression and copped a swallowing the prophylactic covered fruit in a fit of hormonal rage.

It seems that that's what he say. That's that he. But why your man? Why your man of the world? But I'm saying, all right, but I'm saying why you're an angry young man. So I you don't see me I don't see how young you want it right, but that's how other people deal with he was 34 He's 34. No, you're everybody's gonna not everybody's going to that's like approach They're anger in the same way you would. Some people put condoms on fruit.

And I need it. It's called stupidity. It's not anger. Can you imagine the going to the ER? I've been at the ER a couple of times in the last couple of months and- No banana though, huh? And it's embarrassing to even be like, you know what?

I can't go to the bathroom. Then to have to like then on top of that say, also I ate a banana and a fit of formal I got so mad. Well, I don't even tell them and just let them do the x-ray. Hold on. And I didn't tell you this before, but it had a rubber on it. I'll sit and tell you this. We're at a party. I got that again. I've got to ask that. They look at the banana, they finally retrieve it, it has the rubber on it, and then you just deny, you're just like, I don't know how that happens. What do you say to a doctor?

What do you say to somebody that's pulling that out of you? And be like, I was pissed off. It's like, you know, I don't have, you know, the doctor's gonna be just like, why? I mean, you want to make a claim. Some people punch walls, some people, that's a great thing. For some people, you know.

So far he's just an image that I do. Right, but I'm saying that's a lot more common to be like, you know, that's a healthy word. Could you imagine I come in and I'm like, yeah, I was been in the hospital for two days. I got so mad I hit a rubber film with bananas. You don't feel like it was fucking pushed off. You know, it's not gonna say like, you know,

Mary Beth, give me that fucking damn condom and my fucking banana. Yeah. Pistol off. No, I'm angry again. I'm angry again. What do you mean you're buying your bananas? Why you, you won't stop doing this. You didn't put the condom on the baby.

The condom's not for me. We're older guys. This is my last thing that I have. Well, we're older guys. So start worrying and thinking about bucket lists and shit Right Sunday Jeff like what do you want to do? You're like you're gonna go to Japan and Austin. Yeah, I want to go to there's a lot of countries I want to say Australia is one of them Japan Greece you want to go together?

Shit man, we're all side of tracks To Australia we're going the outback. Australia, it's gonna be a very long time for you to get to Australia. You're gonna be allergic to the air. You're gonna get to Australia. Do you have any poisonous things in that fucking country? He gets off, he starts it. Yeah, so no. He's gonna take a fucking six, it's gonna be on a boat for fucking like 12 weeks.

Yeah. I don't know, maybe this new health scare, maybe you'll shock me into, like, get on a plane, go see where fucking crocodile Dundee was filmed. The first time he gets to be mean. I didn't want this to happen to you at all, but why couldn't this have happened before comic book men? So then you're like, okay, I'll get on a plane. Yeah.

Like, you're gonna say, we're gonna fast them in. Oh man, that's a lot better flying the L.A. and it's just taking a, taking a car over here. We'll go see all the sets where the road warrior was filmed, crocodile done bee, desert middle-mower. Go see where Silver Chair played. What do I need things you want to do?

Matt Max, we won't actually do anything. We'll just go see things that were done at one time. While my interest just come back. You could box a kangaroo for my enjoyment. Yeah, look like Boxing semester to cat These are some of the things as a lady who worked at a hospice and when she asked some like you know looking back Right, what do you wish plumb of law? She said most people at the end of their lives have regrets about not appreciating their health

Oh, I agree with that. Not appreciating being alive, the little things, working their life away, and not spending more time with family. So basically she's saying, be in the moment, live presently, be grateful, don't take your, for granted your health and little things about living life.

That's easy to read here. And easy to fucking forget in a couple of minutes when somebody pisses you so much. You want to eat a fucking rubber with a banana. I agree with that, health overwhelms me. Yeah. Well, I'm wanting to help Steve Jobs, all that money doesn't help, you know, any of these,

you know, it's your time's up, your time's up. I read an article, the guy's name was actually Brian Johnson spelled the same way as mine, which was quite a treat Sunday just 106 and He's this like tech millionaire. Oh, I read this and he's like spent like six million dollars of reverse aging He spends millions of dollars a year for all this like he's a vegan and he does he looks weird doesn't he? He looks like androgynous almost

He looks weird, doesn't he? Yeah, he he looks like Androgenous almost. Yeah, there's a price to pay you. It's you're not there. There is something that it's not going to look 100% normal. Right. And it doesn't to fuck with father time. He's a laws of nature. Some day.

But it's you know, it's a lot of it's genetics though. I mean, it's like you come from the genetics. Look, Keanu Reevesaves that motherfucker doesn't age. Look at Linda Hamilton. Looks like a wash rag. And they both fucking hit a Hollywood at the same time. I think she's probably older than he is. I don't think so.

All right. Well, you look at it. I can't. Some people age. Right. Look, stand at a fucking son. You know, that's one of the things. Yeah, no, that's one of the things. Like, Sunday looks like sun, you know, sun. It's not good to be in the sun all the time. And a little bit's good, but you don't want to be out

in the sun. Disprojure skin. I, yeah, I don't do any kind of, uh, like some bathing on a nice, that's say to go out for a nice walk or whatever, down the boardwalk beach or whatever. Put some sunblock on. Yeah, I put some sunblock on, and just, you know, no one to come inside.

I mean, I valuable information. And the other reason I remember, I hasn't been disseminated before anywhere else. I have, I remember when I was a kid, it was the worst summer. This is like before, really, I think, you know, when people were putting like, what a Hawaiian, you're like, they actually wanted to get tan, like they put fucking cooking oil basically, Hawaiian tropical overroam, and but I had such bad sunburn when I was in Florida.

The first time was ever in Florida. And just like as a kid, you take a shirt off whatever you're swimming around. I mean, I'm sure they probably had some kind of sunblock back in the 70s, maybe. I'm sure, maybe I'm sure they did something. But, you know, it's just maybe it's not as powerful as this today, but when I tell you, you could actually feel the fucking heat off my shoulder. I was not in pain until like

fucking later on that day. I could not fucking sleep on my back. It was the, I thought I was a burn victim. That's how fucking bad it was. And it was just like. It was a mother. It was just like, they took my shirt off and it was just like, Did you know if the sun was one mile closer to the earth? We'd all be sinners. It's just one mile, one mile closer to the earth and it's all over. It's not fucked up how God

plan that shit, 93 million miles, not a fucking mile closer. Thank God, people tuned out during the Sunday Jeff were some burn story. Plan that shit 93 million miles not a not a fucking mile closer for thank God They people tuned out during the Sunday Jeff were some burn story So they're not hearing this fucking weird religious rant that's going on now I'm gonna talk about this at this fucking whack. All right. I'm fucking tech entrepreneur That's what he looks like he's a strange looking guy, is it he? Patrick get me ash That's what he looks like. He's a strange looking guy, is it? What's that fucking Patrick?

Bring it back to sports. He does have a strange look about it. Yeah, it's just like a weird like a skin's weird looking. Oh, there he is. It's smooth. Yeah, he's like shiny. Yeah, it's like, this skin is shiny and waxy. But if you told me he's 45, I totally believe it.

Yeah, he looks 45. It's not like he's saving off fucking energy He's on a quest to turn his back on the biological clock returning his body's 45-year-old brain heart lungs liver kidneys tendons teeth skin hair blatter Can't do it penis and rectum to their 18 to their 18-year-old condition. He's gonna return them to their somehow He'll do whatever it takes her costs to get going back to the foreskin days don't do it bro Don't fuck around with fucking the laws of nature About two million dollars a year towards anti-aging for what though. I mean, what could you actually be doing? I mean like you're probably gonna prolong your life if it if he's he's probably got like oxygen treatments and all kinds of supplements

And fucking skin You get that stuff from food though too. I mean, you can get certain. You can get all you he's doing it like he's going like he's spending millions to do this. Most people don't matter what ever is going to get you is going to get you. Like most people have enough money to get ripped off by some cream that's going to fucking promise to reduce wrinkles. Yeah, I mean, it's just going to be just like what's his family genetics like? Well, a history, is there any history of illnesses

in this family? That stuff you can't erase, it's part of your code. So you just hope that you come from good genes and you hope that nothing, it skips the generation, hopefully doesn't ever hit your kids or whatever. And you know, he has taken 33,537 pictures in total of his bowels. The undertaking of a fairly constant stream of blood stool in urine tests as well as whole body MRIs and ultrasounds, extensive

daily and weekly skincare routines that involve a lot of lasers and chemical peels, and he even appoints a device that tracks his nighttime erectionsctions just to give a sense of how deep this rabbit hole goes. With that many pictures of crap, he should have been fucking sending that shit into the not so super bowl. You got a why? You could have won. There's a good one, you could have won.

Yeah. He's too worried about this bullshit. Yeah. That's crazy. That's obsessive. Yeah. Well, I mean, if there's one thing to be obsessive about, maybe you're not even living your life when you're having your fucking asshole clean,

and this and that, and fucking, it doesn't take a whole lot of time. It doesn't take a whole lot of time. Living in hyperbarad chambers for fucking six hours, what kind of life is that? Gotta live, son. Get out there and have fucking peace of pizza. Now, I got a segment that I wanted to do with Sunday, but I'm a little worried that it may

not play it as well as I thought it might because he might not be familiar with some of the subjects that I was going to ask him about. Right. Could you say he lives in a fucking vacuum? Yeah, he lives in a black hole. What's so bad Hitler? Right. I want to say.

But I want to play this thing. Would you rather, you could definitively or you get to choose your bride, what is revealed to the world, some of the secrets that are going around us, some of the more, you know, some of the things that people ponder and they want the truth out, you can reveal the truth to the world. You have two choices. But you have to say to yourself, is the world better if I reveal A versus B? So you're like, you got a way, which one are you going to reveal to the world? You know, the truth about. Okay. All right. So have you heard of Jeffrey Epstein?

Yes. So you know what he did? What he was accused of and his island and shit. Yes, okay Would you rather know definitively and reveal to the world how Epstein died? Or reveal the itinerary of every person who ever visited his island down to the most repulsive details So the world is going to be repulsive details. So the world is going to be, no, it's like it's going to be on every newspaper, internet, newscast, which of those two things do you think, like you have this position of like, what's better for the world? Oh, what's it? Well, I think what's better would be how he died. You want to want all that other stuff out there? Why? Because it's just... You're protecting the fucking... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you know, you have to be that graphic, but you know who would there like that the media is being accused of protecting political

I think the American public Because they visited the island and they did some naughty shit. I think they have a legal Yeah, but I think the American people know what what went on. I mean, I think they really know what they don't know They don't know what I'm saying. Because there's never been any confirmation of the school's executive air. I mean, you say I can explicitly tell down to whatever. Yeah. Okay. So let's say, for the future, it's like, okay, we found a they did a B C D and a that's one thing. But you got to be like, well, if he's doing this or he's doing this, going down to, you know, if it's just like, we know for a fact, this is what he did to this person, this what he did to this

person, this what he did to this person. Okay he did the best person okay, but not to like into like Intramet you know like if you're going in down to like Like dig dig dig dig you don't have the glory details. Yeah, like too deep. You know what I'm saying? Why let's fucking pull the fucking curtain back and expose these monsters. Well, here's the thing if you We don't know I'm saying you don't know No, I want them charged. I want every shit shit that bitch that that island who committed a crime to be fucking locked up. Well, here's the thing, like if you find, if you're like, okay, I want to find out if

Jeffrey Epstein committed suicide or if it was, you know, an inside job, if he committed suicide, then we're like, okay, that's not satisfying. satisfying and if they're like well, but if they're like well There it was an inside job some of the guards drug them up and killed Yeah, you would be like well, obviously there's something to hide so I want to know what it is So the only answer is to fucking expose everybody and get the the docket of like I mean you know You hear some of the names that visit the island Tom Hanks Oh I don't know if that's it. Oh There's a whole like I saw I saw a screen cap of all the names that I'm like

you can't really believe everything you read on the internet but I'm like this is a lot of names. This is definitive like you guys right? You guys you guys are you got Bill Gates you guys are exposed these scumbags you're gonna you could take down Bill Gates Gates you're gonna expose it you're gonna get credit But the whole world is gonna know I get credit. Yeah, you're gonna get credit Okay, but you might be careful though because people love timehanks so if you take them down people love me more if I put him away People are weird Yeah, I'm a going to jail

So you're gonna to go with. You want to get aged just like you, Jenny. You think the world. No, if you say it the other way, knowing how he died, but not knowing details. I mean, like you said, but I mean, when you start to throw in the names and stuff, yeah, then then yeah, I would want to know if that stuff is true. So which one you going? I would go with the explosives.

Now you said it was the best. I mean, you see, I'm going to play in a full presence, stuff like that. I don't know that. I think that's the right choice. Oh, it's the only choice. Yeah. I know the one for Sunday. You can find out and reveal to the world either who murdered John Bene Ramsey.

I don't know if you know who that is. Don't know, right? Oh my god. It was like one of the biggest cases in the century. I don't know if you know who this person is and either then, or we can find out who was behind the JFK conspiracy. Do you know what that is, JFK?

Yeah. Yeah, I don't think. Lee Harvey Oswald, that I do. I believe they taught that in history. That is, I'm shocked. You don't know who John Boney Ramsey is. John Boney Ramsey was a little girl in 1996 who was murder and boulder and they haven't been able to find her to her.

She was six years old. She was murdered on Christmas morning or something. Her parents have been suspects for all these many years. Well, one of them died right then at the mom died. And the mother died and the father has been living with this you know for decades the brothers of suspects. Yeah, it is Now you can reveal to the world like taking consideration Will the world be a better place? Knowing the JFK truth

Or will it just terrorist party even more than we are now or do you would you reveal the murder of this innocent little girl that's been a mystery for all these decades. The JFK one almost feels like well it's it's so long anyway. They say they see I hate it. We don't know definitively but it's Sunday is going to reveal all the all the details. All the details. It's definitive. Yeah, probably the little girl. The other one, let the, it's just don't want to change the history books. Well, that's state-of-way it is.

Too much to swallow the JFK, getting the truth on that one. It's, you know, there's, there's, there's funny shit going on. It's the government. There's, there's always funny shit going on to comment. But I would like, like, careful Sunday, what you say.

People have big brothers listening. Oh, you know, it's, oh but if that father you don't hear me again I want you to fucking truth But if that father's innocent though, I agree with you son that I would want the John Bonnet Ramsey Truth to come out over JFK because that father I can identify more that but what I mean again Yeah, I mean, but I'm saying the JFK what would it really change after all these? Everybody that was involved in his dead What could you do about it now? I mean, I think it would I mean, I mean it's good to know the truth They don't trust the government already. I think it would make a really

Yeah, like and you got to yeah, you got to weigh that against is that good for Is that good? Brian Johnson's put in imposition your your your heart you're in the last time. Brian Johnson's put in position. You're in the in charge of the truth commission now. Right. That's it. That's one of the in this. This segment is called truth commission. Truth is like 911 was these truth commission.

But like let's say you're in charge, you know, you're put in charge of this commission. And you got to weigh all the implications of revealing these truths. JFK truth. Who can you even put on trial now at this point? Yeah, not many, not many people. I don't think anybody's still around. No, that's I'm saying so, but like it's a bigger story though than this one little girl. A much bigger story. I mean, I would think like, no, it's just as big. Everybody knows about it, but then I look at Sunday. And I'm like, oh, yeah, that's right. You know, it's too, it's too late though. I mean, like it was two years after Kennedy's assassination.

Different story. Right. Yeah, I think I would rather see justice. It's so wrong. Yeah, for that little girl. But if that, like I said, like, if that father is innocent, at least give him that before he leaves this earth. Right. And but if he's not innocent, at least give him that before he leaves this earth. Right.

But if he's not innocent, let's get him before he fucking leaves this. Right. Yeah. Or it's also bad if it's like, I'll turn out it was Patsy because they would have liked that. He didn't know. He didn't know the whole time. Right.

Yeah. Like Sunday's going to reveal if he even had any hand in it. The father of you is completely innocent. I do like to imagine the circumstances in which Sunday is getting this information and a trusted source. Okay. All right, Sunday, you ready? Definitive proof, either way on the moon landing or definitive proof on the origins of COVID-19. This is tough. Well, both what revealed are probably going to give you a serious COVID-19. A lot of people died from COVID-19 though. So I would definitely

go for the COVID-19. Because you can understand faking the moon later, baby. Yeah, because you're tired of doing stuff with the Russians, and then beat them in the space race, and everything else, and just be like, look, they put a man on the moon. But COVID-19, you would be like, why the fuck did you do all this?

I'm saying, yeah, you had relatives that passed away from it too. Well, listen to me now, I'm part of your cabinet and truth commission. I'm gonna go to you and go, like Sunday Sunday before you rubber stamp this. Then we're gonna reveal COVID-19 origins. What will the general public feel when you reveal it?

And there's absolutely nothing that this country can do to the people who mings a dead man. But there's nothing like that empty feeling as there's nothing that government can do to go after Whatever whatever it is. Maybe it is a penguin. Maybe it is a lab. We don't know, but let's say it is a lab though There's nothing This country can do about it And that is a fucking empty feeling for all those people whose

Family has passed away whose businesses died. Yeah. Well, then did you kind of feel that way when that journalist was murdered in the embassy? Remember that? And like America's sort, it was just like, okay, I mean, if that's what you guys think, like, like there was proof that they fucking did it. Yeah, like we're in the oil bitch. Yeah. You can't go after that. We can't hold prices are high enough as it is. So Sunday do you reveal it to the American public that the origins of COVID knowing that a lot of people are going to be disenchanted when there's no fucking feet held to the fire after you reveal it or you could do the moon one and if we did get there, fucking national pride is back baby. What are you going here apparently?

The equally is exciting. Apparently would have been a great town. Fucking heroes Canyon 50, 60 years later because it's definitively we were there. The flag is up there. The exhumed the corpses of the astronauts. Put them out of float. Okay now I'm going there again. That's my role.

That's my role. That's my role on your cat. Now have I swayed you or are you still going to stick with COVID? I'm still sick with that COVID-19. I'm still going to stick with COVID-19. I think that's a fucking bad move, a commissioner. Sure.

No, why can't the people know the truth? Because there's going to be nothing, because they're going to demand fucking an eye for an eye, a truth for the truth. Well, you're going on the assumption that that I definitely came from China. I guess that's what you're saying. Maybe it didn't come from China.

Like I said, maybe. Do you really think it came from a pangolin? No, I think it came from China for sure. Like if, right, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, What if you found out that the government was involved with that? Yeah, what if you found out the United States complicit?

Okay, yeah, let's say that's, let's say that's in here. I don't know, I don't know, nothing. Right? You know, I quit. Yeah. We never landed on the road. Fuck, you know what? I quit. Yeah. We never landed on the moon. To fuck you, Toyota! Take this job and shove it.

That was the MTV guy on the moon. Truth commission indeed. So you can go with the moon then? Oh, I'd go with the moon then if they found out that the United States had some kind of unfaumn with it. Yeah, that would be a cool move. You wouldn't have to go to Australia, see bad Max anymore. You can imagine me here. Imagine if some of our greatest heroes felt that way,

like, oh wait, personally, I'm good to suffer this. No, no, I think he's right, though. Not he's got, but like, it's just too dicey. The country can't handle that. You got to look for the, look out for the betterment of everybody. But I'm saying that that was for what? Just some guy just telling you to go there without even real evidence.

No real proof. But so what do you think about the moon lane? And you think you would, if you reveal the truth, do you believe that everything would be kosher? Or do you believe that like there would be some sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sham going on? Little fucking Stanley Kubrick action. I don't know. That little Capricorn one. Yeah, that can't be. I don't know. It's just I'm the honestly we landed on the

one. You think you do. I believe that one. Okay. So then you would feel comfortable picking the moon one. Yeah. Right. You agree with him? I don't. You'd want to. I'd want the COVID-19 because again, like you understand why they did it for the moon. But for something like COVID-19, it's like if they're, if they're capable of being in kohuts with the Chinese to fucking bring a virus onto the entire world, that's his scenario. Just think about it.

Then even if it's just even if it's just using viral weapons. If they did this, then they're capable of doing a lot more. Well, it may have been an effort. And I think the blinders that a lot of people have on, people like how fast it's spread though, that can actually say today, like, no, Biden's doing a great job. It's just like, fucking, come on. Like, you don't have to fucking like Trump to dislike Biden.

Like, give me a fucking break, but there's still those people that are like, no, man, check it out. Eggs are fucking 14,000. I don't think the state of the country can handle. Maybe we need a revolution, man. The status quo isn't working. You got to, you've got to protect. Sorry. Me, the new boss, saying as the old protect. Sorry, son. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Commissioner the commission what's up commission can you hear the commission I think it's a kinesh Tata kinesh definitive truth revealed on what was on the new England Patriots tape

That the NFL destroyed and what is now known as Spygate the Brady files. I don't know if you know about this bride But I don't think I'm familiar with this one. Yeah, the NFL came down hard on the Patriots because apparently they were filming Other teams practices. Okay. Taking those tapes and then you know, analyzing them and getting You know defensive plays off of those like that's our shit fine in a week. Yeah, you know looking to get an edge But they did the investigation. What did you say cheating? Cheating. You didn't say cheating. If it was true. I believe it was.

And they did an investigation in Roger Gidele, the commissioner, not our commissioner, Sunday, but a real commissioner. It hasn't been named in the last 15 minutes. No, you weren't. You were a commissioner. He destroyed all the videotapes. Really? Yeah, which leading to people going like, well, we're on those videotapes. Really? Yeah, which leading to people going like,

what were on those videotapes? Yeah. Did they have the rams on videotape when they won that first Super Bowl? That's the big fucking- And that we'll never know? Well, now we will, Commissioner, because I have proof here in one folder of that, or I have this other story we can reveal why was New England Patriots

cornerback Malcolm Butler benched in the Super Bowl against the Eagles when Tom Brady threw for 10 miles in that game, threw was almost perfect and the fucking Patriots trotted out some fucking stumble bumps to play corner because they benched Malcolm Butler and no nobody knows the reason why that Bella check wasn't hurt wasn't injured nothing there's been rumors out there that he fucked the wife of a coach punched Bella check son who's also a coach would he he be disciplined now? He wouldn't be on the team though I wouldn't they didn't night be the day be the night before the soup all this happened I'm boots fucking a yeah, but I'm saying punch somebody's son is a fucking salt right, but you know

It happens. I went in the locker room like players. Well, you don't think there's any dust-ups in sports between Yeah, but I'm saying if somebody punches a coach's son, I feel with this segment like you know when you used to like when you're young you'd light a firecracker and it would fizzle and you'd wait for the explosion and then you're like, damn, it's a dud. This is a total of dud. There's people out there want to know these questions. Namely me. I guess what? What you gonna be answer? You're not gonna answer between us. Why?

Which one would you rather know? What was on the tapes? Why was I a check benched Malcolm Butler? I would probably lean towards if they did fill in the ramps. Wait, Malcolm Butler was the one who fucked the way. I'm not saying these are true. These are just rumors that I saw on YouTube.

Okay. That he was fair with a coach's wife, not Bella check, but a younger coach Oh younger coach, right? And you never disclose Oh, not an 80 year old woman They never Balecheck's married to like a fucking 30 year old. Oh, is she? They never disclosed anything about this guy during the game before the game about Never he was crying and during the national anthem and like Malcolm Buggler was crying and he was

Unconsulable. Why? I mean, it's so... And then, and that fucking... Some scrub, named Nick Foles, goes on to fucking score on every drive, every possession, he scored on the Patriots. Clostin Brady a ring, because Balochack was so arrogant. Or, they didn't film the Eagles at here. Oh, no. This was...

This was lost on Balochack by, by benching Malcolm but what you think he would have made that much of a difference in the game all they need it was one stop brady scored on almost every possession as well he threw for ten miles in that game nobody has ever thrown from war yards enough to rebel then tom brady did not lost and bellichek fucking still would not put out his best corner

that entire game. Oh Sounds like this is a question for you to answer You and hot yeah, which one of these both obviously affect Walt tremendously so like which do you think Walt wants to know more? He wants the court though. He wants a corner back one. Yeah, definitely Yeah, I'm gonna give it to you. I'm gonna give you the patch that affects hardly any way You're not gonna find out by the end of the fucking podcast anyway, so I can say, well, you know, yeah, Mickey Mouse was there. It doesn't really fucking matter.

It's droopy. Yeah, droopy. The question before is like, hey, do you want to find out while your grandma died and if the government's complicit, then the next one is like, here's a bunch of guys or the bunch of football shit. Nobody cares about that. Exactly.

You fucked a coach's wife. are the bunch of football shit nobody cares exactly you fucking coach is wise bench buddy I like this segment though the commission all right that's a good one because I like to see how Sunday Jeff like moles it over turns it over in his mind I don't think he gives a lot of a four thought though and to like the implications though he's just so he's right over fucking, go in there like a teenage boy, and be like, I want this one being out there, the truth. You don't really think about the fucking domino effect though, if you pick the wrong truth though.

Like Bryce said, we could have fucking blood in the streets with the wrong choice, Komish. Yeah, well, that's, that would be all, it would be all on him. That goes to my toy days, you know, when I just like, just grab it, you could always return it. Just grab it, don't when I just like just grab it. You can always return it Think about it just grab it. Can always return it There's not many more conspiracies though. I was rocking my brain. That's why there's the last one was a football

Lot of conspiracies. Thank you Sunday for yeah, thank for coming in pitching in well while Q goes out and Does his famous Hollywood thing, wood, well, how long has you been gone? Just a week. Just a week. Oh, that's so bad. Oh, tough, fill it. All right. Anything else? No ads? No ads. No, yeah, I spoke to our ad person. She said, last week of January plus the winter is, it's just a slow time. So, so all you got to know is right now, is go to patreon.com slash tell them Steve Dave. And you can be one of the record setting number of people who finally have figured out what good entertainments.

If you're like you're part of an exclusive cool club, and if you liked what you heard today, you've like Sunday Jeff, there's plenty of Sunday Jeff. Oh, yeah, I was like, I was like, I'll talk to him, don't worry about that. there's plenty of Sunday Jeff in that place. Yeah, I'm not as much football talk to him. I don't worry about that. I've never done a podcast in a long time. Like, info herein, ill thought out, commentary?

Yeah, it's only to flip flop out of time because somebody else brings up a good point. Total nonsense. How many listeners have got? Just for a career, how many listeners do you have on Patreon? Too many to count. Yeah, Patreon, they did the do you have on Patreon? Too many to count. Yeah, Patreon, they did the analytics, and they said it's too many to count.

Yeah, they said they like, they need a new calculator. We've learned the old one out. Yeah, like Google Scratch in their heads, they don't know what to do. We didn't have one. Patreon? No. No fucking way.

Not even close to that. Tom Steve. You're so funny.