Tell Em Steve-Dave - #545: The Q Spot

Episode Date: February 6, 2023

The Empire State Building offends Walt & Q, most mysterious body part, Sheetz is in deep sheet, part II of the Truth Commission.

Well, if I'm gonna kiss anybody, I'm gonna kiss the guy that doesn't have a shit mouth. We've cloned the dinosaur's asshole. I hope that he choked while he was shoving down a fat fucking hot dog down his fat gullum. ["Fat Fucking Hot Dog Down His Fat Gullum." Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tellum Steve Dave. I'm here with Walt and kind of here with Q a little bit. How's Zoomin' in? I had this Zoom in this week. Yeah. But it was better than not doing it this way.

I didn't think I thought I was going to miss three episodes, but this saves at least one of them. I worked out nicely and it took you a little time to get your equipment going. And in that time, we learned that Gidham has a yearly subscription to a car wash where he pays, how much did he save? $35 a month. $35 a month 35 dollars a month and that's to get the full treatment for his 2003

2003 Jeep Liberty, I think I The guy has never made a financial decision that I understand Not a single one that's incredible Not a single one that's incredible. It blew my mind a little bit too because I'm not a guy who would take his car to the car wash ever but to have a subscription really feels like there may be some sort of like subconscious thing going on there. It's odd because a guy with that much free time shouldn't need the, I mean,

why isn't he just washing his own car? I don't, I don't understand. Hey, man, whatever. I, I don't want to go, I don't want to do this. I can't do this with this guy anymore. I love him and I accept him for who he is. We did this just two days ago. So not much has happened to me in two days, Walt.

No. No, and I kind of have been observing the Sunday Jev rule of not looking at the news. So basically I'm inside my house and talking to no one, seeing nothing, doing nothing, it's not good. I'm just going back to the old Brian, just like consuming TV at like marathon,

Olympic athlete levels. I do do that. I mean, there's still time for that. You're happiest when you are consuming content. Yeah, but that's because I was on drums too. So there's a people fail to realize that like, sitting there watching TV, like I could do that for a certain amount to realize that like sitting there watching TV like I could do that for a certain amount of time like any normal human being. But after certain

point, I'm like, I need to move otherwise the atrophy kicks in. But I was able to combat that with the pain killers. Why don't you get on a treadmill like by yourself one of those Nordics and then watch TV and then you kill two birds at one stone. I do have, well, I didn't even mention the diet. It's weird. You should just come out and say that. But like get on a treadmill, you fat piece. No, no, you're in your moving. No, it wasn't for you to lose weight. I'm not saying, because I don't think you need to lose weight.

Oh, I definitely do. But thank you. I actually, it's kind of like, it's in the garage. We're almost to a, we're moving boxes away and shit. They left a stair stepber behind, like one of those stair climber things. It's all the former tenants. Yeah, so I think I'm gonna, hopefully it works. So I'm gonna see if I can get that into the,

it's expensive. Those are expensive, man. Yeah. You can get that repaired. Like, you know, even if it doesn't work, I would invest the money to get it repaired. Mm-hmm. Those are expensive. I have plenty work, I would invest the money to get it repaired. Those are expensive.

I have plenty of, because I knew, like you said, we had just done it two days ago, so I have, like, banked tons of topics that I just save. Oh, yeah. I have so many topics when the shit's so old now. I'm actually not going to carry this. Have you heard about this new thing called COVID-19? I had something I wanted to say. I was just a little tidbit but we did two shows at Stony Brook the college this weekend and the audience was almost 100% college kids. It was like 4,000 college kids, something like that. And there were so many tell them Steve Dave shirts and four color

demon shirts in that audience. I want to say so many. I mean, you know, like 10, you know what I mean? But like, that seems like a lot for like 19. Yeah, for college. I was like, whoa, I was like, that's pretty there's hope for the generation is what you're saying. You know, man, I walked away from those shows. I even said it to Salah. I was like, that's pretty, there's hope for the generation is what you're saying. You know, man, I walked away from those shows. I even said it to Sal, I was like, you've been hearing about standups complaining about how they can't do colleges anymore. And that is officially not my experience.

They were fucking great shows. Everybody showed up to laugh. Nobody was, nobody was taking umbridge Like it was really a fun show like I really enjoyed it man prior to that Would you have if you had your choice? Would you rather perform for an older crowd or a younger crowd in your Like where did you where did you feel like you you hit it off the best with? Probably like a middle aged, like 30, 30, enough crowd because like, you know, don't forget like I'm dropping murder

she wrote references up there and like, Salon stage to look to me in front of them all. He goes, you know, not one person in the audience knows what the fuck you're talking walking around. I'm walking around. I'm walking around. But it was great. It was great. So, you know, thank you for the aunts old and new,

who continue to show up. Thank you. We're minting them every day, baby. Yeah. New ones every day. I wanted to ask, I mean, kill your sports guy, but while you're really a sports guy, Yeah.

I want to ask, what the, kill your sports guy, but while you're really a sports guy, yeah, I want to ask what the fuck is wrong with sports people? Now, specifically, specifically, is that an excellent passion? I was thinking about it on the way here today, and I'm like, does it simply boil down to passion? And since I have none, I can't relate on any level to how fucking fired up these people get. I think that's the big key is that, yeah, if you don't have any passions, you look at somebody who's got passions and they abused them, like they take them too far.

It's so alien then. It really is far, like I saw that the Eagles won and they lit up the... What are my topics? Oh Oh was it? Yeah. I thought like did you hear this Q? I tell it. So tell Q what happened. I heard the Eagles won. Yeah. Well the Eagles won but in celebration I guess or in honor

of it, they lit up the Empire still state building in green and green white green and white. Oh, exactly like that's the reaction. And a lot of people are like, what do you know what they do in that What? Green and white. It's exactly like that's the reaction. That's the reaction. And a lot of people are like, What? What are they doing that up here for?

Let's fill in like, my tax, my tax dollars is going to pay electricity for a fucking Philadelphia Eagles thing. Does that's a fucking egregious error to celebrate your bitter rivals? So you agree with the people getting pissed off? Well, I wouldn't be, I wouldn't drag the lighthouse keep route. Right. Okay. But I would stop other people.

What do you expect? What do you think was going to happen? Yeah. Yeah. I wouldn't drag the guy out. But like, if I was like talking to someone, he's like, yeah, I'm the light keeper that let that up green. I'd be like, the fuck did you do that for? But I wouldn't drag the guy out. But I know, but there's some people that wanted to, though, online, they were fucking frothing New Yorkers at the... It's a weird choice. At the diss of that the Empire State Building would celebrate another team, especially a bit of rivals success the way they did.

Because you imagine doing this in those soccer countries where they fucking behead fucking referees. If you're a fucking neighboring soccer team, fucking at success and then you celebrated it, they would, what would happen? It would be fucking bloodbath. Yes. If I'm not mistaken during the World Cup, like the people from the leaders of Iran were like, if you don't win, there's going to be major trouble. So like you guys better play your asses off. But like they it was an open threat to the team. Well, didn't they play America though?

Yeah. Yeah. They really wanted them to be. Yeah. And anything. Shh. Shh. Holy cow. So what, so I didn't hear any of this. So is there, is somebody getting to the bottom of this? Or is somebody going to be made to answer for this egregious? I mean, to be clear, I don't give a fuck at all. But like, you know, it's, it's like, I don't get angry, but it is, it is notable as to why would they do that? This is a, I think a major mistake on who's ever decision that was to do that. I think it just, it gets people all amped up already. They're already amped up already. They're looking for reasons

to be pissed off sports fans. The Giants just had lost a week before. You don't rub salt in that wound and celebrate your bitter rival success. In my opinion, I think that actually loses job. I'm not sure I disagree. I mean I don't like see anybody lose their job but I will say this like this town the second we voted in a Red Sox fan to be mayor. We just fucking we lifted our skirt and bent over for anybody that wants to fucking come along and show their own team preference. So I like everything else wrong with New York City. I blamed the Blasio still. A Red Sox fan in the fucking in the mansion

and now all hell's breaking loose. Well, it says you're the Empire of Bill. It's a good socks fan. It's as mayor of New York City. It's like, so the member of the fat governor that New Jersey had. Chris Christie. Yeah. Chris Christie was a Rangers fan. And he would go, when the devils were playing the Rangers,

he would go to the arena and root for the Rangers. And I flat out said, even though I knew, though, that like I could probably get arrested, I hoped that he choked while he was shoving down a fat fucking hot dog down his fat gullet and died while in the arena. So the fans could dance on his carcass. I said that in 2012, I still stand by it.

It's still from the joke. Even if you're a ranger, Span, and you're the governor of New Jersey, just keep quiet. Just shut up. Yeah, just don't say it. Don't like it. Don't get people more angry or than they already are. Yeah, don't pour gasoline on these sports fires. Yeah, don't pour gasoline on these sports fires. And then I mean at least Christie like his team is right over the border. He grew up in the tri-state area. I could see, you know what I mean, I don't think it's right, but I could see how he might grow up like De Blasio Boston. Yeah. Six-hour drive up the fucking

term pike. He hated rivals. like it makes no sense to me So I hate seeing anybody lose their job, but definitely a stern talking Oh, how about a demotion then he's got to get off the lights and maybe he's you know Maybe he's just got to work the elevator. Well, did they change it to the Kansas City colors after they beat the Bengals? So I guess it's just a show for the NFL maybe not necessarily the Eagles What are we doing here? Yeah, I mean, it's just a pushification of sports. They're trying to push a fight. Just like when little kids playing everybody gets a trophy and don't say, you know, every time you strike out, you know, just because it's filled off, it doesn't mean we can't celebrate them for New Yorkers.

Yeah, it does. And I love the great, I love the great, you know, the great city of Philadelphia. I have nothing against the city. They are pretty shitty fans though. They have a, they're amongst the worst, right? The worst reputation amongst fan bases as the most repugnant, the most reviled, the like there's never anything nice set about Philadelphia sports

fans. They get what they deserve. I see that I see those videos online all the time like five guys maybe not necessarily Philly but like five guys in one jersey beating the shit out of the guy in another jersey. It's just like, it's just so weird, the mentality, where I'm it's gotta be alcohol too. How much of alcohol play factor, Q? Oh, I mean, I don't think people who aren't drunk are aren't drunk.

I'm just like that, so. Like if your stone cold's over, you're probably less likely to just beat somebody up for wearing the wrong jersey. Yeah, I think so. Oh, I have here. I found this. I want to ask you guys, what do you think the most mysterious part of the human body is? The most mysterious?

Yes, yeah, the one that confounds scientists the most. I'm gonna go ahead and say the G spot. The G. Well, that would be a good guess. You know, there's always been those like, those like, it's a mystery, you know, like if you've made jokes about it, does it really exist? Right. Yeah, so you're gonna say the G's.

That would be my guess. What's the medical term for that? I don't know, I'll look it up while you're getting Q's guess. It must be in with G, right? I think so, probably. What do you think, Q? The most mysterious part. It's gotta be the brain. It's gotta be the brain, don't it? Well, we don't know how, like you can remove almost any other body part and you're still

you, but you know, that brain contains everything that makes a human, so what the fuck's going on in there? It's not the brain. It is not the brain, Brian, did you have you figured out what? I was still like, I can't get past all the ads for G-Spot Dildos, vibrators. Yeah, it's not really say, oh wait, the Graffenberg spot, Graffenberg area. So that's probably named after somebody, right?

So do you, who fucking found it, yeah? Would you like to have that, that body part named after your cue? The cue spot. Ah, sounds good. I bet. The cue spot sounds good. Yeah, I think that's a, I wouldn't mind that. That sounds the cue spot.

I like that. You're probably doing a lot of boring, no research. You're not really like doing the fun stuff that you think the G spot research would garner. And it's actually inside the asshole this one. It's not the right it. The G-Spot's already taken. It depends on the asshole. I don't know. I don't have not necessarily against that. Well I mean speaking of assholes it's the anus. Oh yeah? Anus is the most mysterious part of the human body according to researchers and scientists. We do not know when the appearance of the first anus in animal evolution was.

We just don't know. And before the appearance of the anus, animals had to eat and excrete through the same hole. Wow, wow, but it's not animals. You're talking about like plankton and shit like that, right? Wasn't like a dodo running around with no ass hole. Shit out of his mouth. But could you imagine that if the anus didn't evolve

to what it is today, we could be, you know, like, you know, have this really nice fine steak and then like, maybe an hour later, we shitted up through our mouth. Yeah, you'd probably brush in your teeth a lot more. This is all true. I mean, I meet some people, it seems like they do. I'm not impressed with your head.

I remember a recent conversation about this. Yeah. You're going to hear some anus facts or not facts, but like some commentary on the anus by this doctor who has said that he has deemed this the most mysterious part of the human body. The anus has allowed for a more efficient system and allowed animal life on earth to grow bigger and take on new shapes and forms.

But scientists don't have a complete picture of the evolutionary history here. They don't know which creature developed the anus first and when. It's hard to study something that must be millions and millions of years old and doesn't fossilize. We need an asshole trapped in amber. They could do a whole movie about it, man.

Like the next Jurassic Park. It's like the first asshole known to me. It might be the only thing that gets me in the theater to see the Jurassic. If that's the trailer, it's like, we've cloned the dinosaurs asshole. And there's another big question too, at the end of this by the same doctor. He said, he doesn't know when there's a lot of people don't know why is the human butt so big compared

to other mammals? Because it's hot. I mean, yeah, the right, you know, 34, 36, 34. Is that getms? Seconds numbers. Yeah, why do you think the, why do you think the human butt is so big compared to other mammals. We're primate, right? So probably if you compare us to gorillas

or the apes, we're probably like, I would think that we, they would be, they would be much bigger. I've seen some apes on some of these videos and TikTok videos, man, they're huge. Yeah, giant asses. Yeah, damn, they're huge. Yeah, giant asses. They're like them, they're massive butts. Yeah, but like somebody is trying to answer these questions, Q, that really, I don't think

anybody was really pondering, no? Yeah, like I never asked. I was like, hey, when were the first anist up here in any way? But why do you, oh, go ahead, Q. No, as you're going to say's it's nice to discover a new Line of questioning that I've never even considered before I like that So when was the first anus and which creature had it? I'll you know, I'll never know But that's cool and how quickly after it developed

Did someone say like it? I'll sexualize that anus Something new to fuck I'll sexualize that heinous. Something new to fuck. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha So I'm gonna try something here. Let nature take its course. It's a hole that you can have that without getting pregnant. So it seems like naturally it was gonna get hit up eventually. Right. You know? So almost like birth control in a way. But whoever was going at it first had no way to do it.

So I'm gonna try something here. I'm gonna try something here. Let nature take its course. You know? It's almost like birth control in a way. But whoever was going at it first had no, wasn't like, well, I'll do this so I don't have a baby mama. No, he's talking about his lines throughout high school into his early 20s like, hey, it's like birth control. Let me tell it. I still got this purity ring on. It worked. So.

So. Caveman, right? It was a caveman. It was a caveman. It was a caveman, seeing a cave woman bend over. And he was like, oh, oh. And he got, he went over there and took care of business and vented a whole new horizon of sexuality.

Oh, you don't think there was maybe some caveman on caveman action going on the first one? I gotta assume there was, yeah. I mean, they are. I mean, they are. They are like prehistoric. They wouldn't, they wouldn't be no hangups like of like societies hangups.

They're like, yeah, I want to, I want a little, well then when was the first time somebody was, there must have been with religion, right? The first time somebody was like, hey been with religion right the first time somebody was like hey this relief is wrong Yeah, that would be religion that brought that yeah, but why like why is that preacher shop? Oh Guys can't do that I could see some of the reason some of the rules they brought down like pork, you know, because people

read pork and dying because of the pork right. But yeah, but some. Some light butt fucking with no diseases, even. Has someone's gonna be hurt by that? Back off, man. Yeah, man, let them do their thing. What's the matter with you guys? Just a groove on it.

But why is it so mysterious? Like, so the history of it is mysterious. Yeah, they just can't figure out, you know, which animal was first and why? Like, why was it like, like they said, they had this one hole already that was working fine. You know, it's a dual hole. But for some reason, evolution was like, you know what, this ain't working out right, and we're probably gonna need a dual hole. But for some reason, evolution was like,

you know what, this ain't working out right, and we're probably gonna need a second hole. Yeah. And then... Well, you know, it probably happened, like the first thing that had an asshole, because that's how evolution works, right? Like it is survival of the finish, it's things changed.

So like you had all these fucking plankton where it float around, getting laid with shit mouth. And then one plankton had an asshole and then his mouth tasted okay and all the female plankton were like, well, if I'm gonna kiss anybody, I'm gonna kiss the guy that doesn't have a shit mouth. And then-

That is a brilliant fucking observation. And then he fucked a bunch of female plankton and they had asshole kids and then people only wanted to fuck asshole kids because their mouths were clean. And to think he's on a stage telling jokes instead of lecturing at Harvard. Asian gentlemen, Mr. Doctor Brian Quinn. Doctor of Inesology. So I'm talking about shit mouth here and the problems that accompany it.

You ever heard of this plankton? Yeah. So say why plankton wants to fuck another plankton, right? He wants to drop his nuts right in a mouth. What is mouth? Whatever. Yeah, it's all good when you're a plankton You know who keeps your anus nice and clean

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Uh, and Ohio woman claims she lost her job at a sheets convenience store because her teeth violated. It's smile policy. After her abusive ex-husband knocked them out. Whoa. Uh, she left work crying after being called in by her boss after her busted up teeth. She was informed that policy states that all sheets of poise must have and remain with a perfect, beautiful, warm, welcoming smile. The company defines my smile as unbeautiful

because I still have work that needs to be done on them and Her insurance without pay for temporary dentures while she awaited permanent ones. I Think sheets got a big lawsuit on her hands. She wants to bring one. I think they're in deep sheets Because what the fuck man like you like if it were I bet you could get away with it if it were getting It's a man a white guy with busted out teeth. You're like, look, bro, you're in the back. We can't have you with your fucking note, like no teeth up here on front. But a lady and especially a lady who got them knocked out by her husband. Oh my God. Like whose choice was that? Yeah, the sheets. The sheets hierarchy had better issue a very groveling statement

and give that lady a nice raise. And some tea to pay for a tea. I'll tell you, man, if it wasn't for my father worked for the city in New York, so he had a good dental plan, if it wasn't for that, and then the fire department, my teeth, I have so many broken and missing teeth, I have like four, five implants, I have caps, like I would look like really bad if it wasn't for, you know, the dental work that I've been lucky enough to get, so I really feel bad for this woman.

It's not, not her fault, you know? She says, like speak, she says, this company is no idea what I've been through. I lost these front teeth because my ex-husband had butted me because I forgot to turn the whole light out. I mean, she forgot to turn the whole light out. So we had butted her and knocked her teeth out. Oh my god. She left the light on. Yeah. After after a pause, the manager said that's fine while making it clear she would not be returning to work at the register despite. The manager saying she had heard wonderful things about her from customers. And the manager could only say she was sorry and she would have to seek other employment because of the apparent discrimination. When did this story break?

Uh, this just came out today, I think. Oh, yeah, they are in for a fucking world of hurt sheets, I would think, you know, and deservedly. Yeah, this is literally, literally came out today. Yeah, they're gonna be hammered. Alright, and- I'll tell you what, though, if they just lower their gas prices by 5 cents, nobody will care. Nobody is not going to go to sheets.

Who's the biggest head banger you know, Brian? Who is the, who's like, you know what that, that's the biggest metal fucking fan that I know, the biggest metal maniac. The biggest metal maniac that I know. Probably, I was going to bring him up in a while anyway, probably Randy, my buddy Randy Falk from NECCA, the guy in the NECCA toy guy. He went to like 11 commercial features. A lot of times he's Dave Town.

Probably you. Who would you say is the biggest metal maniac? Yeah, I would, it's always been you two in my life, the two that have been like the metalheads. Well, I have a story here that just, Oh, could be Jimmy the air guy though. Jimmy the air guy. Yeah, that's right.

Yeah, he's got tats. Yeah. He's got tats and that's a real commitment to your love of metal when you have the band and Back up singers tattoo Listen to this metalhead a new zealon mother named her children Metallica slayer and pantyre and pant her. Oh boy. What is your immediate thought when you hear that? What is simpleton? Yeah like how dumb is she? Like I want to talk to her to see how dumb she

actually is. She says she got how old are the kids? They're not triplets right? So she got away with it successfully. It doesn't say like yeah the ages of the children but it's very it's very uh it's possible that you know they were triplets and she just did it that way but you know what the middle name is from a talcacu? It's surely. And justice for all. Metallica Q I surely name and Justice for all You know if I ever If I ever had a son I thought I would name him Cal L And I wonder if I would have been able to get away with that let alone Metallica

Metallica and Justice for all Smith I mean, you really got to love these bands, right? You have to live and breathe. There's nothing else in your life than metal. And you're going all the shows. You got all, you're doing the meet and greets. You do, I mean, those, these poor kids. It's like, I mean, it's not like, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, meet and greets. You're doing, I mean, those, these poor kids. That, it's like, I mean, it's not like

they're being named Adolf and- No, that's what's happened here. The authorities or the, there are no restrictions on naming babies after banter albums said, Monk Hummery, who works as the, I guess he wears a higher up in New Zealand or something and so long as the word used it's not generally considered to be offensive or does not resemble an official rank or title which is strange but I always thought if I had a kid I'd name

him anal cunt. So if I had named my daughters would you have, like I'm thinking about naming them, you know, like spice girls. At the time, who would have been popular? No, I would have to do something I was into. Oh, something you were into. And I was like, I'm going to name them little blackie lawless or Motley crew. Would you have been like, your daughters got to know it at you for the mildest things like now. I can't imagine if you're like your, your name is Motley Crew.

Flanagan. Would you have tried to talk me out of it or would you have been like, that's fucking awesome? Ah, okay, how would I have been at the time in my 20s? Probably I would be like, I don't think that's a great idea. And I'm now, clearly you haven't mentioned this to Deb yet. Yeah. When she's recovering after the birth, I'm gonna rush in and I'm gonna put on the birth certificate.

Motley crew flannel. Yeah. So I want to hear no back talk about this. Yeah, really. Just forge her signature. Yeah, I don't have to argue about this. Yeah, really? Just forge her signature. Yeah, I don't have to argue about this. I'm just gonna do it. She said it's cool.

You guys think it's cool, right? Yeah. Q, how did you... I bet you, there becomes a point in life. That's a rough childhood. Probably not great in high school. But I bet you there becomes a point where your first name being Metallica

is starts working for you benefit, right? Like it might be people are like, why are you names of Metallica? Yeah, my mother named me Metallica. So it's a conversation starter. It definitely is, but Pantera. Yeah. Lately for group, so that kids relevant again. Yeah.

There was, there's a little footnote here. Earlier this year, a newborn baby was accidentally named Corn in an unfortunate birth certificate error. Corn. With a chain. Really? Yeah. There's nothing they can do to fix that. I mean, you would think so.

People are going to be changed all the time. I was thinking about you boys. Leverndide. Shirley. Shirley. Shirley. Shirley, sorry. Shirley died. And I know. Yeah, I know that you guys, that was one of the shows you guys had a rotation for a while, right? I adored that show. Yeah, I really did. Yeah. There's nobody left except Lenny. Right.

Lenny, and he's doing good. Like his career's doing all right. Yeah, I think he had the most successful. Well, I know Penny Marshall had a pretty big career. Yeah, it would be Penny Marshall Lenny, yeah, for sure. Yeah, but yeah, that's, they're all, you know, you got a treasured these guys that, yeah, for sure. Yeah, but yeah, that's so note, they're all, you know, you got a treasured these guys that like, you know, Fonzie and Richie.

Yeah. People are like, in what way? How might, how might a treasured these people? You don't know how much longer they're gonna be here. Yeah, I don't know, you see people, I, oh my God, I don't know if I might have mentioned this last week, but I think I did. Frank sent me a link to an interview with Shelley Duval. Yeah, you mentioned that yeah, where she was in

her car. She was in her car for like 40 minutes. Well, this guy interviewed her and it's funny because she's still bitter about about the shining. She's still bitter that Jack got all the attention. Jack Nichol still bitter about the shining. She's still bitter. The jack got all the attention. Jack Nicholson got all the attention. Oh, Jack, Jack, she's going. But that's the kind of shit where you're like, oh my God, like everybody just keeps getting older and people keep dying and even young people are dying.

People younger than us, you know. Yes, it's life, man. It's unfortunate, but, woo. But if you had the, if you had to get a bit, we were gone to your head. Mary Beth gets pregnant and you got to pick a fucking band name. Oh, King Diamond. No, no. Yeah.

Cute. Uh, I mean mean can I just pick like Like Tom Jones those names Tom. I mean I can't just be like yeah, it's Tom Jones I want to do a bad. I'm telling you would be Calile if it would be that would be the stupid name on that I pick Who's your fate you cook you and pick poison? That's pretty cool name, too. No. I mean poison point. I maybe Cinderella. Heady. That's a boy. I had it come to my head. Cinderella. I'm sorry. I talked to corn see how he feels. I want to be cow out. I'm sure I'm sure Cinderella is that very happy. Give a hard time coming hard from a hard day at school.

This is this is a Maroon 5 Queen over here Look at him already getting pussy Sage is The word recording this the 31st this is what day is today at Tuesday. Yeah Turn 17 tomorrow We Jesus Christ young lady She taunts me all the time about it Because it's not even enough that she's turned 17. She's like turn 18 Then I turn 19 that'd be 20

Being adult and now why does she think that this is something that's what taunt worthy though Like are you reacting to this and telling her no you're you're gonna stop time and she's not going to turn these ages? I'd say that kind of stuff all the time. Yeah, I would like nope. I make you're not you're not turned you're gonna be 15 again this year. She gets all worked up about it. But I mentioned my buddy Randy Falk earlier from NECA. They have a like a warehouse or something like that up in North of here a little bit. So we're going to tour the NECA warehouse for her birthday, Randy invited her up. Really? Yeah. Cool. Wow. So that'll be fun. That does sound interesting. Does she get to pick something? Randy said they may have something for her at the end.

A little surprise for. That sounds awesome. What part of the state is that in? It's not, I think it's only like 20 minutes north of here. Very cool. Yeah. I'll send you the address later on. I can't remember the name of the town.

But she had like big plans. Her big plans where she wants to get a bagel from the bagel store in the morning. McDonald's for lunch and a fancy restaurant for dinner. That's all she cared about. What's fancy? That depends. Like to her, holy hands could be fancy. Like she knows that like McDonald's isn't fancy. She says that red robin is like kind of fancy a little bit because I guess she got a waitress. And then you got your fancier place is like, you know, the higher end, she asked her aunt, I guess.

So places with like a waiter, it seems to be like that, that's the high. Yeah, that'll, that'll tick her fancy meter. What are you getting here? First set. What do you get a 17 year old girl for a birthday? What's your? I'd have to ask Mary Beth.

She's the one who says she got her all kinds of makeup. Shit, that's all she cares about. She cares about makeup. She cares about video games. She cares about YouTube videos. She cares about TikTok. What about you? You playing video games? You used to play video games all She cares about YouTube videos. She cares about TikTok. What about you? You playing video games? You used to play video games all the time going back to things that you used to do. I just picked up the remake of Dead Space.

Oh, fuck yeah, man. They already did Red Space for the Xbox Series X, so I picked that up. Yeah, I'm playing that now myself. I'm up to like two in the morning playing it because you know, by the time I finish work It's like 11 o'clock in the night and I'm like I'm not going to bed. I need fucking two hours for myself I'll sit there and like and I've been playing Dead Space is pretty good. Oh, it's a great game I loved it. It's one of my favorite games ever ever made the remake is pretty good. The music is awesome too Yeah, they tinkered with a couple of things that I was like, I don't know why they bothered tinkering with that, but it looks great. It's good.

Yeah, it's fun one man. What a great game. I hope they do the whole series. We do the whole series. Yeah, I would like to see that. I'm also right down playing, I just started the devil. The devil, oh, it's the name of the goddamn game. It's about eight H H homes.

It's like this camera crew visits this guy who modeled this house after H H homes is murder castle in Chicago. Oh, sounds wonderful. The devil in something the devil make hair. Devil and Miss Jones. Yeah, I wish man, I'd be checking that shit out. Yeah, yeah. Yes, I've be checking that shit out. Yeah. Yes, I've been playing that but it's like it's one of those games where there's a lot of cutscenes and very little to do so

You end up sitting there for like 20 minutes while these people are talking and shit. Yeah, you need like bioshock again You went to bioshock. Why can't they just fucking make a new bioshock? Well, they're doing the movie so I'm sure that they're going to do another game soon. Yeah Man if it wasn't for video games Walt I know you never really got in the video game things but nothing shuts off my brain and drowns out the stress It's it's either a book or a video game. They're they're like Fuck dude like all stress goes away the second I have one, either a controller or a book in my hand, man. And a good game is like a fucking good movie, you know what I mean?

Like if the story line's like top notch, there's nothing like it. Really? The way you get to the general story because you are going to go crazy because, listen, dropped off a cabinet that has literally... Like 2000. dropped off a cabinet that has literally like 2000, 5000 video games from the 80s all the way till current. And it's sitting at the general store right now. And I've been playing a lot of technology. Just a listener who was like appreciated TSD

was like, I built this for you guys. Holy shit, man. Well, thank you whoever made it. That's his name was Fingers, I think. Fingers? Fingers with with a Z I think. Oh, well, yeah, I sent him a I sent him out a nice um, care package, you know, thank him like all TSD merch and stuff, but yeah, he just dropped it off and it was like,

it's probably about five foot high, the cabinet. Yeah, it's it's it's not like a full size arcade cabinet, but it's pretty big. Yeah, I know. Yeah, that's cool. Oh wow That's that's really thoughtful that dude. Yeah, when you see you're gonna be impressed in it and it's old arcade games or there's like an old Nintendo Everything is everything and like I don't know if there's anything that you can say that's not on there right now Wow, that's fucking crazy. Yeah, I've been playing tech mobile like crazy Wow, that's fucking crazy. I've been playing tech mobile like crazy.

Those are the only games I agree with you when you're stressed out and you just want to relax. I used to love to play a football or hockey game. You could just lose time in that way. Before you know it, it's like three o'clock in the morning. Yeah, you're ready for bed. And now it's like, it's like, with dead space, it's like, even though it's funny,

because man, I probably haven't played that game. Who the fuck knows how long, but I'm remembering parts of the ship as I'm walking around. I'm like, oh, I know where there's a bench, like I just find it, it's kind of cool, man. That's why I think the brain is more mysterious than the anus because there I am on this,

on this star ship years later, and I'm like, and it's a remastered version They redid some of the levels and I'm still remembering which it is. I don't know. I mean I still would take a sweet anus over a fucking really intelligent brain What quit the city I'm like, what the fuck? I said, you know, I want to raise that. I go, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just more, it's just more alluring to me. An asshole is more alluring than a top-notch ring.

So, let's talk in a bag, you know, like compatible-wise, like, you know, on a date, you know, younger me, I'd be like, well, she's really fucking super intelligent or she's got a really beautiful ass. I'd be like, okay, so she's the type of person who names her kid Metallica, but has a hot asshole. Can you deal with her? I can't hate.

I've fallen victim to a fucking sweet dairy heir. I've found myself in some hairy situations that I wish I were. What was his name? Fingers. I guess last week we did something called the truth commission, where I asked Sunday Jeff, like to put himself in position of power, where he had to reveal either A or B to the public, to the general public. Like certain scenarios, like one of the things was, like, would you rather know Jeffrey Epstein's the way he was murdered, or with the way he died, or Jeffrey Epstein's itinerary

for every guest that That visit the island and you have to release this to the country and to the world But you have but see Sunday didn't play the game right. I think you would play it better because Sunday just as like blurt out what he put without Really considering what I was hoping he would consider like what's the domino effect if you release this information Like can you release the way it in your head before you fucking immediately pick a or b. That is the way it went. Like what's what's going to be the fallout if you release this and what's for the betterment of the world. You know that's what we're really the commissioner has to weigh in. I had some ones I didn't give them if you want to do if you want to act as the commissioner.

This sounds fascinating. I'm in. Okay, so I didn't give them this one. No definitively what crashed in Roswell or reveal all the secrets of the Vatican secret archives. And here's what some of people speculate is in the Vatican secret archives. All the war criminals that the Vatican helped escape. All the money the Vatican made from the Holocaust All the money the Vatican made from the Holocaust Proof that there isn't a Jesus. They're hiding it that it was all alive

Wow that Jesus does not exist they have evidence of extra terrestrial life in this secret archives The three secrets of Fatima. I don't know what that is, and home to the largest collection of pornography. Whoa, current? There's updates. Yeah, that's what it says here. Well, like ancient Egyptian pornography. It says, some conspiracy theorists believe that the Vatican archives contain the largest

collection of pornography in the world. Copenhagen's Museum of Arotica confirms these speculations in addition to writings by National Review founder William Buckley, Jr. I mean, that's not saying that it's definite or but that's again, this is just speculation. But and it's home to a legit time machine. And that TV, right? And the Chrono Vision television,

which may be what they're talking about here. All right. And the time machine. So you can reveal to the world what crashed in Roswell, which may be balloon, you don't know. Right. Right. But I don't think it was a weather.

Do you believe us a weather balloon? You know, probably. Yeah. You really believe it was a weather balloon and those fucking guys in Roswell were so fucking stupid. They thought they didn't recognize a weather balloon. Well, if I could if I have to bet on human stupidity or alien or extraterrestrial aliens like I have to bet on human stupidity or alien, or extraterrestrial aliens, like, I'll probably bet on human stupidity every time. Right. You, you, you believe it was a weather balloon? I don't know if it was a weather balloon, but I, I side with Q on like, because what

year is it the 50s? Yeah. 40s. 40s. 47, 40s. Yeah. Like some hillbilly being like, what's that? This was the hillbilly. This was the authorities. Oh, these are the authorities.

I found that pictures of the guy like scrolling out all the metal that when he scrunched it up, the metal would then go flat. Yeah. And then I showed up and took it all and told them if he ever spoke about this again, didn't say it was a other balloon, you know, shit would go down. Okay, I just got a couple of questions that I want to clarify the rules of the game here. Okay. I, I don't know that there are aliens. You're saying I'm the commissioner, but I don't have the answers.

Yeah, you got to pick beforehand before they, before I gave you the folder, like this folder contains the truth about Roswell. This folder contains the truth about the secret archives of the Vatican. I can't let you read it before you release it. Well, I would probably, here's a thing, if I knew that there were aliens, then I don't give a shit what the Vatican has. There's nothing bigger than that. So, but not knowing, I got to figure the Vatican has a treasure trove of interesting artifacts and documents that end horrifying probably. Yeah, is that all going to be like, wow, the Catholic Church is great. Right, but you know it's there, whereas like, where's the alien thing? You're like, God forbid I picked that and they're like, here's it, here it is.

As it was a weather balloon, I would be like, well, that's the risk you're on. Yeah, I think I would have to go vatican plus i'll tell you what if the united states government covered up the aliens i'm more comfortable with that but okay i don't want to interrupt you then the vatican which is essentially a private organization uh... with no oversight having their own secrets that that could really affect humanity. I'd probably want to drag those out into the light.

But you wouldn't worry about, you know, is mankind prepared to accept extraterrestrial life? You know, you got to think about like, what will the memorifications of you revealing like like I know what you're saying is that why you're choosing the Vatican over over alien life. I think man if I knew that there were aliens in that folder I'd have to do the aliens have to but I don't what do you but don't you think that would be real that's a fucking risky fucking thing that would be aliens though. How people react to that and how the world, like the domino effect that happens. But what like, okay, let's say that they're like truth commissioner reveals, yes, there are aliens.

And like undoubtedly, you're like holy shit, there are aliens. It's like, what could you do about it? You don't have to be ladspanic. You don't have to think it can really do. You don't have to think it can really do. You don't have to think it can really do. You don't have to think it can really do. You don't have to think it can really do. You don't have to think it can really do. You don't have to think it can really do. You don't have to think it can really do. You don't have to think it can really do.

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this is fucking no aliens, they want me to believe that. Or I don't know. I mean, like your word is gospel, that the truth commission is. I don't, I, but that's what I'm saying. I think there are still people who would be like, I don't believe it. I just don't believe it.

So you're going with the Vatican still. But I also think that goes the other way. I think if they were like, if they had proof that there be like, I don't believe it. I just don't believe it. So you're going with the Vatican still? But I also think that goes the other way. I think if they had proof that there was like, I'd probably go to the Vatican because at least that's human history. It would, you know what I mean? But that could be the final nail in the coffin for the Catholic Church though, if you were, you know,

and like they're already hurting as this, you wanna put them out of business? Yeah, we all live. So many people would be f***ing sick you. If he brought down the Catholic Church, any IJ goodwill is immediately erased. Oh, I didn't know that. You guarded this position as commissioner based off people like being like, well, he's such a likable dude, you know, people love him from that show. If he delivers bad news, the truth, you know, it'll go down easier coming from a former

practical Joker. Yeah, but there's one truth at Roswell. Is there aliens or not? Where is it that with the Vatican shit? There's probably hundreds of truths waiting to be revealed over there. It's gonna be ugly. Yeah, like pound for pound, just on a value fucking thing.

You gotta go with the Vatican. They have thousands of years of fucking secrets. Yeah, but what about all those people you disenfranchise now? Who are good? They're free. They're, wow. They're free now? They're free. They're wow. They're free now.

They're free to make decisions. What if it comes out and they're like, what about that comfort that is? This is gonna be crazy. But you're assuming that the Vatican's not gonna be like, well, you want to know all the secrets. Jesus is still alive. Jesus is still alive and he's a real guy.

And we talk to God on the regular. What if that's one of the secrets? You play this game pretty good. A bit better than Sunday Jeff. Yeah. Last week's episode was seven minutes. Like, the Sunday Jeff. Yeah.

Or they're like, or what if the what are the Vatican's like, we have for the past 100 years had Satan held captive like Sam in a vault under the Vatican. Wouldn't that be that would be more mind-blowing to me than I am that would be terrifying that right there would that would be yeah you I would be like come as you fucked up this is way too much information in the world yeah the same is real he's in prison what if this motherfucker trying to get out

yeah well if he gets out right right exactly i still i'd rather have the weather balloon be exposed uh... i got another one for you i didn't ask him okay definitive proof on if hitler

actually committed suicide in his bunker or definitive proof on who killed bob crane is a tie into uh... nazi is a much or definitive proof on who killed Bobcrain. It's a tie into Nazism, Bobcrain from Hogan's Heroes. Poor Nafissianado. Yeah, I'm just not sure anybody would care about Bobcrain anymore. At the time, yeah, in 2023, yeah, you're right, but at a time like 1976

I don't know who's I don't know which would be bigger news Sure, but I could only be the commissioner of the times I live in because there are a speculation that Hitler got into a submarine and made his way to Argentina I think that would he'd probably be dead by now anyway. Yeah, I imagine so yeah, I think that would be the I think You know, I'll do respect to Bob Crane. I feel like, yeah, that would be it would be nice to know that that motherfucker just killed himself. I think what if he didn't kill himself and he was son of themselves, our Argentina, some higher ups in the government, maybe made it possible for him to get away.

Well, then I say let's drag those names down to the light and fucking tear down some statues and rename some fucking high schools then. You can't even get the names from Epstein's Islander. You can't even get the names from Epstein's Islander. You can't even get the names. Well, I'm assuming the document that the file has all the info. That's true. But we've hired you, Q, to be the commissioner, to help us, like, we want to release this information without riots. Like, we don't want, like, bloodshed. We don't want bloodshed.

I feel like that's not possible anymore. No matter what you say, people want to riot. I mean, if you just put me in the fucking commissioner position to just keep the status quo, so why do you even put me in this position like giving me? Because you have to release some information now we have to reveal some truths. People are demanding it. They're not standing for it in longer. But let's pick the truths that are the least likely to cause chaos. No, you guys hired me.

Bob Paine wouldn't cause any kids. I can't come out swinging. I spent with my first official description. You understand? Like I have to worry about my own credibility. If I'm the truth commissioner and I come out swinging first with Bob Crane's murder, like, my first act as commissioner is to reveal Bob Crane was murdered by blank, blank. Nobody gives a fuck about the next thing I say. Like, that's what he led with? Well, you go and say, you start off slow. You don't want to get immediately into fucking, Hitler's alive, everybody!

That's what you lose credibility. Yeah, you come across as like, you can't hold your fucking, you can't hold your fucking liquor here. Like, fucking, you gotta keep it calm. And like a Philly sports fan, I'm just like fucking you gotta make keep it calm and like like a Philly sports fan I'm just like like like ease into it like earlier today I was handed a dossier about the former actor Bob Crane. She would gravitas and like they can seem like it's important at least but

you know you know that this information isn't gonna cause this knock on effect to like fucking make make financial institutions rock or just that's not what that's not what I'm here to do. No, no, you were hired to fucking make sure that like what you reveal doesn't cause mass. You're gonna get assassinated real quick. So this part at least. All right, so I mean, so I'm here to just be another bureaucratic cog in the machine to pull the wool over people's eyes. That's how you know You're revealing truth. You're not don't want to deny that you are revealing truths, but

You're gonna pick and choose which ones that are for the betterment of society Easier to solve for Joe average. I think that I think that the truth about what happened to Hitler is for the betterment of society. I think there's gonna be some fucking names that come out in that that were a part of this secret and it's going to be ugly. Good! If I fucking come out with Bob Crane, nobody's gonna be gonna fucking tune in. Nobody gives a fuck. You have to people listening to this more than half or like, I don't know, are Googling Bob Crane. Bob Crane.

Is that interesting story? Bob Crane was a star of a TV show called. Isn't he the one that jerked off with his, with his cast mates and shit like that? They had like more parties. He was, he was like an early adopter of the, he was a deviant and early adopter of the home, amateur home video type stuff.

He would make like little porn movies and shit. Supposedly he was, he filmed somebody famous, a female and she had a boyfriend or husband take care of Bob Crane with a fucking crowbar and crush the skull and Murder has never been solved who's the actress. All right now. We're on to someone. Nobody knows who the actress is either If they knew the act was like There's no like fear. Oh, you're gonna reveal all that to you who the actress was everything. Are his gonna old juicier now? I don't know if he's here now.

What if it's like Mary Tyler Moore? Oh, I'd be like, all right. Q, we gotta go with this Hitler state, but it's gotta come out people. We are not gonna solely marry one more. No one even knows who Bob Crane is. Now it's more about the actress than it is about the, than it is about Bob Crane. So I

know that game is good. Yeah. All right. So what's give me an answer. So I got one more then. All right. I'm still going to go. I still think it's of more historical value for the Hitler. But if I'm a rage though, or people when they find out this motherfucker got to live out his life on a If he lived out his life though, what if he didn't well, I don't know what's in the fire Let's say for argument's sake. He got out. He got into submarine went to Argentina and fucking lived out this comfortable life and secrecy When he should have been living out, you know in a fucking cell rotting or

Being hung at the Norrumburg. Norrumburg trials. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but by letting him get away with it, I think compounds the injustice. I do. Of course it does.

So let's expose that. Let's let's let's get some justice for some people. It's such a messy fucking unresolved Horrible out now. Now this is why they this is why they hired me and not you because I I I'm not here for black and white fucking. I'm here for justice and I'm here for the truth and that's it But how could you serve justice to it? Well, let's say he did get to live is like it's only gonna make people feel bad like god I serve justice to hit. Well, let's say he did get to live.

It's like, it's only gonna make people feel bad. Like, God damn it. The awful feeling of like the outrage, the injustice that he got to live out his life. And who helped him? I wanna know who helped. Payton Pictures. Oh, they're dead too.

They're all dead. They're all dead. Yeah, that's the unfortunate. Whereas like the Bob Creme people, maybe, they could still be alive. There's maybe somebody can pay for their crime still. Yeah, it's not too late to cancel that actress. I'm sure you're gonna bring Mary to the world.

I'm sure she has a role in 40 years. All right, Kyo, how about this one then? All right. Definitive proof on how the pyramids were built. Ooh, or the identity of Jack the Ripper. Oh, Jack the Ripper. Yeah, that's my gut. It's got to be Jack the Ripper, I think.

Because I think that this surprises me. We know they built the pyramids. We probably have a fucking idea of how they did it. It sucked. It was a lot of slaves dying, and it was like bullshit. But they did it. It's like it sucked. It was a lot of slaves dying and it was like bullshit. But they're there. It's not like we can't look at them and figure out how humans did it. We might not know the right answer. Jack the ripper though, man. I think that that goes into the his why. I think the masons are involved in it. And I think it was an

it was a fucking cover up that went deep that people would be shocked to find out that royalty. Royalty 100%. I wouldn't even be shocked to find out the royalty royalty a hundred percent I wouldn't even be shocked if Jack to the ripper was royalty. All right King Charles comes to you It's like yeah permission or please hey mate Hello King please yeah reveal the pyramids one the royal we have such a horrible time as it is And you know us royals look at the mega mega markle shit. I got to deal with you. Oh, he's come on. You're mad just you're mad just

the with all due respect. I'm an American. Sorry, bro. Sorry, dude. This has got to get out. I want to know who killed you. I want to know who Jack the rapper was. You agree with that, right? Yeah. I would want to who Jack the Ripper was.

You said the same thing so fast, how come? Because I feel like they, like you said, they probably have an idea of how they did or they could figure it out eventually. Whereas like Jack the Ripper, it's like there's speculation, but they'll never really know who it was. But now, finally, I love nothing more than like,

they found a dead body fucking 40 years ago and they just figured out who it was. But now, finally, I love nothing more than like, they found a dead body fucking 40 years ago and they just figured out who it was. Like people who you think you're never going to be able to identify. And it's like, I just give up on it. And then suddenly something happened, somebody, some distant relative gets it like the golden state, the killer, like the DNA thing, man. It's like like that's the kind of shit like the curve balls again thrown that you like wow I never thought we know and like in our lifetime I doubt we'll ever know who Jack the Ripper was like for real even if they said his name I'd be like I don't know that it's okay but what about this though what about I give you a dossier about the possible

fallout of revealing who Jack the Ripper was you know the media is going to go after his lineage and they're going to be like okay this is the grandson great grandson of Jack the Ripper was. You know the media is gonna go after his lineage. And they're going to be like, okay, this is the great grandson of Jack the Ripper. And his life is going to be ruined because of you, Khmish. Why? Why? Why? Why? Because it's like you're the, you know, he didn't know that he was the grand great grandson

of Jack the Ripper. And now he's got this, this is like, you would, what if you were the the grand great grandson of jack the repper and now he's got this this is like you would what if you were the great great grandson of a serial killer worlds most famous serial killer i wouldn't stop telling people i think i'd leave the to stop i think that you're a different animal though then a lot of people i think a lot of people would be like ashamed and horrified, humiliated. And you're gonna, you're gonna put this poor guy

who was leading this fucking normal life. You know, he's just this fucking normal Joe blow. But how does it affect his life? The smithereens. How, how is that happening? Because now the media just wants to be like, you know, you're the great, great grandson of Jack D'Ripper. Can we get your feelings on this?

And he's getting, he's getting, he's accosted by the media. like it's pop-a-lots. You don't think that motherfucker's, he's getting paid to do interviews and shit like that. I probably just upgraded his life, 100% man. All he's got to do is be like, look, my great, great grandfather was Jack the Ripper and uh, Ripper, that's what I said.

Ripper, oh, ripper. She act the ripper and I'd be like, look, like that's a stain on my family and I need to do something to clear that stain. And what, so what are you gonna do then? What's your plan then to clean that stain? And then you're putting it on the spot. Now, he's got a clean stain that he never thought

he would ever have to clean. It's just horrible. Shit happens. Nah. I think it would be way more interesting. He's like, look, yes, that I was just some fucking dude that worked in a cubicle. Today I'm Jack the Ripper's grandson.

I don't know. I think most people would take that, I think. I think you're crazy. I think that would be most people would be like, they don. I think you're crazy. I think that would be, most people would be like, they don't want that kind of notoriety. Not everybody wants to be under the spotlight though like that. I think it's easier because it's so long ago and so removed. But if you were like a present day serial killer,

you know, like, I'll own the Grim sleepers nephew or something. Yeah, sure. Yeah. Yeah. You got time for one more? So you're gonna go check. I do You got time for one more? I didn't ask. I love this. This is a great game. Great game. Thank you. Definitive proof if the automobile industry is hiding a car that runs on water or the real reason number stations existed and still operate to this day. I was glad to have you. I think I was going to be in the corner.

What was the second one? The real reason the number stations existed and still operate to this day. You know, remember what number stations? Yeah, I remember the number stations existed and still operate to this day. You know, remember what number stations? Yeah, I remember the number stations. I think that, well, I saw an episode of, there was this ex file spin-off years ago, called, just follow me on this one, called, the lone gunman, right? And one of the episodes had to do with the existence of a water powered car.

And they discovered that there was, in fact, a water powered car. And the reason that they didn't expose it to the world was that it won't have the effect that you think it will, it will, in fact, make oil production ramp up, because suddenly everything could be water powered, but you still need oil for the gears and you still need all the all the mate like it wouldn't help the environment like people think it does. Um but you're basing this off a TV show though commission.

No no I'm just I'm just throwing that out there. I check the size. I just throw that out while I don't tell. I just throw it out there for food to thought. Is there anything true to that? But it's not just a car, right? It's water as energy, hydrogen power. You got to go with the car.

OK, you go with the car, though. But isn't it within the automobile industry's discretion? Like, they don't have to fucking reveal it to the public that they came up with a card it runs on water Who are you to try to paint them as villains? They didn't I'm up. I'm not I'm not for the painting of his villains I'm not I'm not judging anything. I'm just saying hey. This is what's this this exists This was our secret. Why are you feel that why do you feel like you're qualified or you have the right to This was our secret. Why do you feel that, why do you feel like you're qualified or you have the right to reveal to the public that we have this invention?

Fuck it whistle blower. I'm the fucking commission. That's why this is literally my job. Like I'm the truth commissioner. All right. So then what about like, okay, so I'm going to reveal next week on the commissioner's radio announcement by me. video, yeah, now it's my, my, my fireside chats. I'm gonna reveal every single husband and father in Staten Island who's having an affair just because I want to. I'm gonna read the names and your addresses. That's the same thing as going after the own real industry for keeping that a secret, isn't it? It's not the same thing at all. You're ruining individual' lives as opposed to like corporate secrets. But it's within their right to keep, they invented it, they own it,

they don't have to bring it out to the general public. They can keep that a secret. Who is they? To automobile industry. Well, who's presenting them with this truth that it's even, so he's saying, yeah, I might reveal the automobile truth and you're like your piece of shit. Well, who's presented with this truth that it's even so he's saying yeah, I might I might reveal the automobile truth and you're like your piece of shit. Well, I don't think I don't know if it's that much of a of an outrage or injustice that the world needs to know. I don't know because I still feel it's a private industry that they it was there thought that like hey, we make more money doing it this way if we bring this water car out Like it's gonna fuck with everything and it's not worth

Okay, well two things I would say that one is there is a limit on Pat patents Trade marks and that there they exist for a reason so how long they've been sitting on this one and then two Who came up with it was it it a German scientist? Did it come from fucking from from from Nazi scientists? Like where who came up with this? Get them. I mean like, yeah, and it won't fucking work. All right. So some guy in the 80s in American and they bought the patent or they bought the invention, they paid him handsomely, but they swarmed the secrecy, he passed away

so he could and they don't have to worry about him spilling the secret, but now they have to worry about the commission, you know, just rolling out there, rolling his sleeves up, fucking sitting down and being like, yeah. If the commission decides that if we can get energy from water, it will literally change the course of human history. And for the good or the or the. It's going to be for the good. It's going to be for the good because now now we're not even talking about cars. We're talking about limitless energy for all of humans.

Like that's, I don't know, that's pretty fucking good. I think that's worth more than, you know, Detroit holding on to the trademark for another 50 years. So, you play with children who are cold at night. It's like if they could power a heater from a glass of water. I mean, well, maybe they should have fucking come up with the electric energy thing. I mean, the the water energy thing. But why?

They're sitting on their asses. Because then just the richest person could come in and buy it and suppress it. They're not innovators these kids. You have a neither is, neither is fucking the auto industry. They're just suppressing shit. So you think it's able to keep that a secret from the public and to not like develop it and make everything i would or energy based that your angle when you present it to uh... because you have to explain

yourself why you're exposing a private industries most guarded secrets we thought he answered to nobody i'd be be right with it. I'd be okay with it. I'd be like, you know what? I could be the villain for capitalists. If it means we're saving, we're saving people. And I'm a capitalist, so I'm not using that with like a fucking down. I could, like, I'd be okay with it. I'd take the hit on that one. So your security detail would be massive, right? Like you are You are in the crosshairs everybody wants you silenced

Yes, I believe so people are afraid of what I reveal next. Would you take the job knowing that like this is like You're the enemy of so many people What does it pay same salary as the president No Is it pay? Same salary as the president. No. I'd rather... True, don't mean that much to you then.

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