Tell Em Steve-Dave - #546: Material Boyz

Episode Date: February 13, 2023

Sage’s super-sweet seventeenth, does Madonna have friends, Q is a nerd.

What I'm like, hey Mary Beth whip your clit out. Like I know when she does it. I know what I'm looking at. He's put his finger in my butt. If we went on a double date, what are urologists mean? Right. Tell them Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell them Steve Dave. Q3 while he's out being famous, being fancy. Oh, you believe this fucking guy?

He's out. I say, the gold coast. He's on the west coast. I think the gold coast. He's on the west coast. I think the gold coast is Australia, right? Leave the golden state then. He's in the golden state. West coast. Instead, and we have to, it takes two, yes, asses to fill that seat. And they're sitting on the same seat. Frank five and get them are both here. Get them. We have a delightful story later on to recount. Yes. I want to I want to start out by thanking I got

first I got to thank Randy Falk from NECCA, the toy company. He made NECCA Made Sages birthday extremely special. I put a picture up on our Instagram, if you're wondering what it is. It's Tellum Ants, T-E-L-L-E-M-A-N-T-S. Should be a Z, but that was before the whole Z thing. We went for, I had Victor come with us. Victor and Alex came and they shot a little birthday video that'll put up on YouTube if anybody wants to check it out,

but holy shit, what what an effort they made I got to say like the you go to the place and it's a toy studio design studio slash warehouse kind of place so we took a tour of it checked everything out and then there's a room that they put off to the side where they had like set up a special presentation of Chuckie stuff for sage. It was it was extremely impressive. You get any details like about the business like how much is a cost to get a Chuckie license? Did you get that? That's what I didn't get any of that but I did mention that maybe we'd make a return trip for Broseide and Randy seemed didn't get it. Randy but I did mention that maybe we'd make a return trip for Broseide and Randy

Seemed it Randy seemed into like that's what I think we may even need to include Sunday Jeff long maybe Me collector collector's corner collectors corner anything, but you think they would give out that kind of Those kind of numbers or you think that's like I think that's probably Cool close to this. Yeah, I doubt they would tell us. Maybe get like a round number like it. It's in the ballpark, is it? Yeah. That's what I'd like to know,

because they have so many licenses, so many different franchises that they make merchandise off of. Right. And it must be like, it's gotta be multi-billion dollar company, right? Neckah? Yeah. I don't know. I gotta say when I walked into the building, it did not, it wasn't like funco. Right. Like I walked into funco and it's a massive building. That has like multiple floors. They got slides. They got all this other shit. But I got to say like walking

into Neckah, I was like, if I was good at art. I was good at designing shit This would be a fucking awesome place to work. It's like a bunch of dudes sitting around just listening to some music Designing toys that everybody's desk is complete like there's not a square inch of space You can see every square inch of space has a toy on it all the wall space It looks desk looks like that Yeah, it's not a food and shit Since supposed on my desk, but yeah anyway a huge thanks to Terandi and Neko You can follow him on Instagram if you want. Oh, oh, can I when you're done. Can I do my Instagram?

Shout out to you. You have an Instagram shout out. I have an Instagram shout out. Yeah, I got I got a An ant listener I don't want to say what he hooked me up with because I don't want to I don't want to get him in trouble. We've has been legalized in New Jersey. You know, you know, you know, all the illegal activities got nothing to do with fun shit. Yeah, usually mind deal with deal with TB. Pir Piracy But he has an Instagram he would love for us to Pimp and it's Instagram Dot com slash Infinity W W studio Infinity Cube studio, I don't know if like that's what is that the whole thing that's the like

Not even good at reading. Oh, yeah, it's infinity cube studio is is the hashtag. I checked it out It like they've done work with the NFL. So it's legit. Yeah, this is a legit company and I'll Tweet this Also like a link to it so you people can check it out to on the Twitter's but Yeah, I owe this dude big time. I want to say why Also like a link to it so you people can check it out too on the Twitter's but Yeah, I owe this dude big time. I won't say why No, he's business. No, that's how I got in trouble That's why I learned my lesson in the past Don't really

Don't miss anything take it to the grave Stitches get get stitches. Hey Waltier, so sorry I had to interrupt the episode with another ad. But I just real quick wanted to send out another announcement about the T-shirt I designed for Tim's corner comics. They're going fast, so fast that Tim no longer has any size largest left. But if your size small, medium, XL, 2X or 3X, then Tim can ship you out a shirt today. Just call them at 309-794-0333. Man, that reminds me of the old school booty times we used to do at the stash. Taken orders over the phone, old-fashioned commerce. And

that's just what you get at Tim's corner Comics. That good old-fashioned personal connection. But if you're one of those types of people that, you know, they just don't want to talk on the phone, well, Tim's Corner Comics has you covered. You can PayPal him as well at Tim's Corner Comics at gmail.com. You know, PayPal, credit card or you know either will work and that's a 309-794-0333 asked for Jared and you know pick up one of those t-shirts today because they're going fast all right all right back to the show and one more thing I doubt you're on who are these podcasts patreon Patreon? Maybe you are. And if you are, you will see me tomorrow. I'm doing a who are these podcasts with my buddy Carl.

And that comes out Sunday, I think, on iTunes and all that other shit. We're gonna be reviewing a podcast about clitorises. Oh, clitorises. I've listened to about half of it. It's a rough listen. That's what he does. He listens to podcasts. He's a medical one. He's a medical it. It's a rough listen. That's what he does. He listens to podcasts. They're nearly unlistenable. It's a medical one or is it like it's not trying to be fun?

No, it's two women talking about how people have ignored clitoris and they're a mystery in this and that and all the other. You're a professor right? They're still true. Is it clitoron? I thought the the G spot was more of like the mystery. Like when I'm like, hey, Mary Beth, whip your clip out. Like I know when she does it, I know what I'm looking at. I know for sure. Like I didn't think the clip was that big of a mystery,

especially, you know, to, but they, of course they blame men, you know, the back in 16, back in the the 1600s when this an atomist was writing a book I guess they didn't pay enough attention to the clip and because and if they and if more attention is paid to it What will be the benefits of women who receive more sexual pleasure? Which I think like look man. I know that at one time this where shit to complain. It is and tell us what to do and tell us how to do it. There's no shortage of guys who are like, I don't know, I like, they will run up like like, like, like, like, like it's life support. But they need it.

Fuck and live. They will do whatever it is. You tell them there's plenty of dudes out there that will fucking do it. But, sadly, 24 or seven, but you got to watch out though Because some people have got you know, don't spill that yet Yeah, who are these podcasts? I have a lot of fun doing it. I really like the show a lot. I've been a fan for quite some time I'm on their Patreon. That's how into it. I mean, I'm a different podcast patron. Yes, I do. I do. I talk about that

You know, I could quit and this number would go down by one But all the Patreon for us. I was wondering, do you think does Madonna have a real friend? Not hangers on, not sick offense, not acquaintances, not business people, but does Madonna have a real friend in her life? If she does, it's somebody who was friends with her prior to her becoming famous,

or it's someone on the same level as her. I thought she was friends with Rosie. Greer? No, Rosie have done all these. No problem. Rosie is twins. Any number of Rosie's? No, you look like Madonna. It's a talk about.

Because we talked recently about the Madonna tour video announcement. Did you see it Frank? I saw it. It was horrible. It's cringe-worthy, right? And everybody there is kissing a rascal, going along with it whatever. That's what they're there for. You kind of get it

But there's latest thing with the Grammys where Madonna has taken some lumps for her cosmetic surgery I'm wondering like there's there's the fans You know a certain segment of the fans who will say it's fine. She's whatever Then there's the other contingent the the people who aren't really fans, people like us. I know I slid it closer so I could hear it so I could not hear myself as well. Right. Don't worry.

While pointing out, he's moving them like a centimeter. He's good at directions. Yeah, he really is a great, like I wanted to thought it because you were so reserved like when you were younger But you really are a great like take charge kind of person you're a good leader good There's a bad because I could be it could be tiresome. I think though well I think you're giving like frank turn-by-turn directions on the way to lunch today Which was a good 45-minute drive like like that could get to some people?

I think you needed it while his's that? I think he needed it Well, his says his GPS has been updated in five years But it's so what I've gotten us there. I think I don't think I needed to be so nervous anyway So with Madonna, you know, she goes on and she's like, you know, I would think that instant there's a certain level of I guess there's a certain level of, I guess there's a certain level of truth to her point, which is like, instead of focusing on my looks, everybody should have been listening to my message, which is the same fucking tired message that everybody's been trotting out for the past fucking couple years anyway.

But the thing with somebody like Madonna is nobody at that table in the tour video was willing to tell her like Madonna You look fucked up people on people on the internet right? Yeah, I mean, what are you gonna say then people on the internet say it and that's her reaction Because nobody isn't nobody and Madonna has no one in her life to be like Madonna. They're right like you can look You can do whatever you want. Obviously, we live in a society where you can be what you want, you can look how you want. Nobody fucking can say anything otherwise, you get bullshit for it.

So Madonna, yes, she can spend her, God knows how much money on cosmetic surgery and all this other bullshit. And she should be able to, she should be able to do whatever she wants. But don't ask us as a society, not to notice. That's all, like that's all I'm saying is like, look, you either have a fun house mirror at home

that makes you look normal and that's why you don't think this is an issue or you don't have anybody in your life to be like, whoa, slow it, slow your role with these fucking cosmetic surgeries because you're starting to look like a space alien. Well, you don't need to be on video to get your message across.

It helps. It does help, but like you could show a visual and talk over it. And then you wouldn't have people focusing on your looks to be focusing on the message. Well, she's at the grammies. I mean that's it's pretty much It's pretty much understood that so you're gonna say don't focus so much on my looks focus on my I

Didn't think you were gonna say message other you're gonna say focus on my music, which is what she Was and is known for no no, she's there. It doesn't matter anymore right? I guess they're to educate you because you're so fucking, you're so immersed in your own ageism and misogyny. And let me, I really wish somebody would tell Madonna, like, look, a lot of the comments I saw about her looks, we're not coming from guys. Right.

Women are shittier to other women about their looks than guys could ever be. So stop fucking blaming men for everything. Stop blaming men, like yes, is that what got you to 40 years of fucking success? And being called the Queen of Pop? There's only one other rival and he's dead now. The King of Pop is dead.

He died. Now we have the Queen of Pop who was considered Madonna. How the fuck? I don't know if she's the Queen anymore. I thought it was a... No, I probably be out say say maybe like Queen Emeritus was I mean first is that dead yet though right? No, I thought like Emeritus is like like in After you're gone. Yeah, you've given up the throne. Yeah. Yeah, but like

Does she but she's been around longer. She's had more long activity that long activity than, since say, a Beyonce, or a Britney year, or a senior year. Is that longevity built upon still making popular music? Or is it based upon?

I think just purely being an icon. Being the, her back catalog being so iconic that like she doesn't even, does she even try to make new music I do like she's going on tour right she's going on tour I don't know that it's behind a new album but she has put out a new album within the past couple of years and it's but you know and it's not to say it's not to discern everything but it's like it's just like every other artist though at a certain point you know no one gives a fuck about your your your new music. You cross over that line. I don't

know where that imaginary line is, but it's almost for every single artist, be it music, sometimes movies, sometimes guys are able to break that age line or that and continue to make entertainment that is digested well by the public. But we don't want to do stuff we want to stuff that we want to hit. Custom too, yeah. Play taking care of business and that's it. When I was, when I had some jokes, I was, what it is, when I was glossing over, I was just waiting to say what I had to say. When I went to Blue October, I asked the guy about that, the main singer dude about,

he's like, it's not fair to have all these fans, these people who have been fans for decades maybe, come up to come to a show and expect to hear the hits that they want they love and they want to hear over the years. And he just fucking punched him in the face with non-stop new music. He's like, that's just not right to do to people. Smart business to suit. I agree. It mostly has to be done. Or else you're not gonna fill those seats.

And that's the only way now you make money as an artist. Because you're not making album sales cash anymore. Do you think if artists keep doing that though, then they're gonna lose fans. I mean, who's gonna wanna go and see multiple concerts? Or, you know, if you're gonna constantly be playing new songs? Well, it depends how deep your catalog is. Like the Stones have such a massive catalog. They can do a different set list every night. You know, I'm a talent. I can do a different set list. I like they have a lot of hits, but they're fan base.

They have a lot of albums so they can do some deep cuts one night and some deeper cuts the next night. Well, is that what they're doing this tour? Like, it's two night tours? Okay. But, I don't know. I mean, there are so many people sending messages like Madonna's message is probably, you know, it's coming from, it's coming from an elder statesman a stateswoman at this point And I don't know she's younger a younger more like Hipper artist Maybe the message is more Maybe more people pay attention to it as you saying that people aren't paying attention to her message

I think the people aren't paying attention to her message or paying attention to her looks instead. Which if I were her, I would be like, hmm, if all these people are saying the same thing, then maybe. And it's also like, we don't give a fuck about your message, Madonna. Fucking 10 other people who came out before you gave the same fucking message. We know, ageism, misogyny, racism, this is them,

that is them, all that that bullshit we got it. Madonna. Yeah, I would think like Madonna would be coming from a position where she really can't talk on some of those things. Well, she just came out as gay, don't you know? Just. I don't know, where she just Britney on stage. That's the, that's the, the, the, the book sex.

Yeah. The band video. Mm-hmm. Yeah. What was the band video? She had one of those videos like Kim K. No, she had a video on MTV that would only play after midnight because it showed women kissing and stuff.

Although it was like the religious stuff too. No. Like they did want to play because of the religious elements. I think the cold hard truth that she doesn't want to admit and a lot of people don't want to admit is even if she looked quote unquote normal, she would, the message would have got the same amount of interest her message because she's just,

she's kind of on the other side of relevant. She's on the other side of relevant and it's on the other side of relevant, and it's also just like, look, oh, for some reason. It's not because how she looks. People are done being lectured. They're just done being lectured about everything you're doing wrong

and the blame that comes with like people noticing her looks, it's like no, it's not because of misogyny. It's not because of ageism. It's because you're a 65 year old woman. She's that old. Who's got, yes, who's gotten so much fucking plastic surgery that like her face is distorted to the point where she looks like that.

Remember that cat woman, that millionaire, Jocelyn Wildenstein? Yeah, like she got all that plastic surgery that her husband divorced her or whatever. That like that's who she looks like. So it's like I said earlier, it's like people are going to notice and people like if I came in

With with fucking I got liposuction and I might have high cheekbones and and and all this shit like you guys would notice And that's what people are doing and whether maybe look better or worse is it is at the point? I mean you would like is Incredibly naive to think that like you do a new Patreon video and you have all that work done? Do you think the comments are going to be, oh that was so funny or the great message guys? Or is it going to be like, why is Brian so funny? What did he do to his face? Yeah, yeah.

I'm going to get just, what did he do that God didn't do? It's just, I don't want to say natural, but that's just how human beings are. That's how they're built. But she was the thing that's funny about her is she was okay 40 years ago with people paying attention to her body. Yeah. Right? Shoot, she went out of her way.

Yeah, she took away more like a picture. And she made a book called Sex. Sex and the sexy videos and the rolling around on stage. And now all of a sudden, it's a little bit of a negative comments are happening. Now it's like, we don't pay attention to my body. But you built a career half of it was on there. And you probably did the work that you got done was so people would still pay attention to your body and you were and still remain

almost trying to remain timeless and like ageless. Right. Yeah, like you don't get that much work done if you think you look great. I remember the cone bras and everything. She always be like tweaking it on stage and stuff. Yeah. Tweaking it. Like I thought you meant twerking it. No, no, she would like, she had like the cones

covered her breasts. And she'd be like on stage like this. Yeah. Okay. She had like the cones covered her breasts and she'd be like on stage like this Okay No, it's far sexier when she doesn't yeah Twiston is One thing I think that would help Madonna is if she became say a meundi spokeswoman help Madonna is if she became say a meandy spokeswoman. Maybe some meandy's girdles, some meandy's cone braves. Who knows? You know? She's probably in a better mood of shoes wearing meandies. She definitely would. She wouldn't be so pissy. Yeah.

Yeah. This year we're saying buy-to-things that don't bring us joy like one side of relationships overpriced juices and scratchy bunchy underwear. Overpriced juices, huh? We're saying hello to comfort and feeling our best and that starts with your overpriced juices and scratchy, bunchy underwear. Overpriced juices, huh? We're saying hello to comfort. And feeling our best, and that starts with your undies, like a 90s romcom makeover scene. The undies is here to spruce up your collection. And now you can get a 25% off your first order,

as well as free standard shipping. They have all kinds of bold colors, cool patterns. I'm wearing them right now. I never, don't wear them. It's so weird that you don't phrase bunched up. I remember the days before me undies, before I was wearing me undies that, you know, if I wore like,

like, especially type pair of jogging pants, you know, you would see my bunched up underwear. And like, you know, that would always be like, you know, do something about that bunched up underwear. Look like I know, that would always be like, you know, do something about that bunched up underwear. It would look like I got a load in your pants, son. You might not have noticed, but like I would notice like when you would walk, you would like shake that one leg out and you're unbunched.

Yeah. Yeah. Since the advent of meandies though, I think of the pants. I haven't even thought about that. That uncomfortable feeling when you sit down and you feel your bunched up underwear. Right.

It's just awful. Your wife can look at you again and not be like, ah. Someone's knocking at the door. She's not with the door. All right, I'll read the rest of this. Miendies will hook you up with soft breathable andies and ultra-compry brawlets and bold colors and fun patterns or calming neutrals that go with every vibe. Every vibe.

Available in sizes extra small through four or so. They have a size on a look for everybody And once you fall low with their super cozy products You can sign up for a membership and get them shipped to your door monthly The membership is free to join in each month. You'll choose a new pair of undies socks or a brawl it Plush will get exclusive first looks on deals of products and we'll save up to 30% on all their snuggly soft stuff Frank you gotta get into this man. I want to try it. You got because I'm wearing Walmart tidy whiteies right? Oh, and it's horrible. I kind of tell the way you drive.

There's, there's like, I mean, they, you wouldn't even think that you're from America wearing that shit. Oh, really? Yeah. That's the kind of stuff that like we would send to another country to be charitable, but not really. Like, like kids are wearing like last year's Super Wall Losers shirts. Right. Yeah. Frank's style of underwear. Yeah. Exactly. So to get 25% off your first order as well as free standard shipping, go to mjundies.com

slash TSD. That's mjundies.com slash TSD. The hype is real everyone. And if you're not impressed with mjundies, your first pair is on the house. That's a promise. Wow. Can you believe that? No, I can't we're gonna go to you for free if you're like these suck But you're not gonna say that. Yeah, it's definitely not gonna say that's what you slide them on it is like It's like when Wizard of Oz goes from black and white to color right. It's just life changing hmm

I was talking to Ming. We did a Patreon the other day. We did some pervaders, posters and playlists at Ming Studio. And Ming went out of his way to tell me we went to the diner afterwards. That he does not pay for flights and tables at the cons. I think I gave some misinformation, some disinformation. I'm surprised it even was allowed, it wasn't scrubbed from the internet.

Yeah, I'm surprised. We're in shadow band. I'm guessing it's an assist. Yeah, I guess it was on a space monkey. I said to Q, I was like, I just don't understand the business model. He must be paying for this shit and then hoping to make enough to cover it.

But he says, no, his flights are paid for his his table spaces afforded him his hotel is paid for So he's still doing it and sometimes he still gets guarantees which I found shocking Does he need a manager? How? How many years have he has the show been off dear? 2016 right was the last Shit so go over 2017 over half a decade So he has the show been off the air. It's 2016, right? Was the last. Shit. So go over. I mean, 2017 over half a decade.

And there's still some cons paying for the privilege to have Ming Chen appear. All the pop culture that's come since we went off the air. All those people, all those actors, actresses, could still be at that con. And yeah, they still have made, I mean, there's a little guy so you don't need much room, but they still managed to fit Ming Chen in there. I think I got car tables.

Yeah. It's a TV. It's a TV train. The hungry man dinner on top of it. Wow. That is surprising. So public apologies to Ming for undermining his business. This doesn't happen very often apology from Brian Johnson No, usually you got to drag them, you know, we'd still like you met if I know goddamn well. I'm wrong

What else do they had something else here? List a shit here. Oh, I was wondering if you thought this is weird. I go to a urologist who listens to, tell him Steve Dave. This is the same urologist or doctor. It turned out that when Walt was in the hospital Said hello to him and was like, hey, I'm a fan, you know, I dig your stuff whatever. See I'm a troll fan now My question is is it would it be weird to hang out with your doctor as a friend?

There's you madam. He's a fucking. He's a great guy So it's our job we we both go up We didn't know but we go to the same urologist and it's the practice, so there's multiple doctors at this practice. That's obviously, you know, and then that doctor who I talked to the day after my surgery, you know, he introduced himself as being one of the doctors in the practice. But could we have, yeah, I don't think it'd be weird at all. I mean, I would, I mean, look at the friendships

that I have developed since Tom Seave, they've have started. And yeah, me and Frank have become really good friends. And Grant, I mean, I haven't had to show them my junk. That's my question. I didn't ask who I would, but you did. They came up. That's a reason why I wouldn't. He was like, let say? They came up, had your reason why I wouldn't.

He was like, let me take a look at that and see what's wrong with it. You can go on a second. Let Dr. Frank take us. I am a teacher and professor. Let me get in there. I'll take a look at it. Now the question is, at any point while you're hanging out,

do you ask him for free medical advice? Well, here's some of my questions right now. Oh, as we know Frank, is one to do. Yes. That was my question. Yeah, like, do I, when I purposely avoid the topic of urology or my own personal issues, you know? Or would you would?

Would you be like self-conscious? Like, is it okay if he sees me drinking this should I be drinking this No, he would want me to drink more. Yeah, like when he chide me if we say we went out to like Buffalo wild wings And I'm like I'll take a diet coke with lemon. He's like I would want to be better You would want him to because he not only isn't he my friend, but he's also my doctor right? I want him looking out for me very rare that you have that combination Yeah, you want somebody telling you what to do? Oh, I want you go to restaurants or I enjoy it. It's very, doesn't it? Yeah, there's nothing. Yeah, I could absolutely like if we went on a a date, but like, you know, we go to see we go to see him in.

It's not weird about that. So, like, let me ask you. And then we go out to eat afterwards and he's like, Walter, no cola. Right. Drink some cranberry juice. And then your guy's got to be keep up with my guy because he's like, get Brian. You can't be outdoctored. Yeah, I'm so happy. But then my other thing was I was like, okay, so, you can't have... You can't be outdoctored. Yeah, I'm so happy.

But then my other thing was I was like, okay, so I've been going to this dude for probably five years now, about five years, maybe six. So every time I've seen him, he's put his finger in my butt. That hasn't happened to me yet. That's crazy. But I'm like, can I hang out with a guy

who's had his finger in my butt every time I see him? And then I was like, well, Mike, it may make it work. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Was that all leading to that?

Oh! Oh! Well, wait a minute, though. I'm a little, not that I don't want that to happen when I go, but I'm glad it hasn't happened yet, but why hasn't it happened? Why isn't it? It should. Yeah, why isn't it? I don't want that to happen when I go but I'm glad it hasn't happened yet But why hasn't that why should yeah, why isn't it why is it that you're That that's always happening when you go. It's a must happen. He insists on it No like whenever I go it I go every six months so I guess basically I'm getting he's checking the prostrate

Every six months. I don't you I've had a high count of PC. Yeah, I think it was PSA. PSA. I had a high PSA, so I think that's why he... Public school announcement? No. Public service announcement. Public service announcement?

I feel like I should know what it stands for, but I don't get them all to research it. So I think that's why he does it. And he's given me the opportunity to. I know I haven't had it happen. Why is that? Because the first time I went in there, it was obviously in large.

There's no reason for him to be like, oh, fucking water is wet and your prostate's fucking too fat because that's why you can't pee. Oh, yeah, because you hadn't gone up to that point. So that's why he had, yeah, you're right. And now when I had my post surgery, there's no reason to check it because he said, in my lifetime, it can never grow that big again

Right, but you could develop like something Yeah, yeah Maybe this guaranteed Signed off. Yeah good for 10 years or 20,000 miles a prostate specific antigen. Okay This is like that clitoris podcast you were talking about. We are analytical and educated as a. Educative. Right. This is interesting because it's about us. Educative.

Is that we've been educated? No, I'm from hell. It works. I think we might be as informational, we're definitely not as angry about it. Why did you read this thing in the 16 hundreds that this doctor said about that? That's what they're mad about. Everybody's mad about shit that happened hundreds of years ago. It's like since then progress has happened.

People have been like, okay, you want to complain about it. One of these countries where they fucking lop the lid off, you know, as a part of some kind of ritual. Don't be coming us just because we're not fucking fully a hundred percent They informed about it and to say that guys are ignoring it It's not certainly not on purpose. It's because You know we got other things on our minds. Oh, yeah If if it's not clearly like in high school,

we didn't see any movie that like, that we never saw anything. Yeah, that was like, okay, focus here and not so much down here and do this, do that. I mean, now there's books and everything, but, you know, it's certainly not out of like on purpose. It's not out of spite. You know, if a guy is not paying attention to it properly

as these two podcasters are saying they are, I, there probably are a few jerk offs who are being spiked about it. The fuck are coming. But most of the, most guys are not doing it out of spite. They're just doing it out of ignorance. Ignorance. Indifference.

Indifference. Like a medication. Yeah, not mean spirited. Yeah know, like I'll teach her. Mm-hmm. I'll show her. So the teaching for the test, they should teach for the clip. Yeah, these women are very, this is women. There's much to get. These horrible puns.

Yeah. These women are... You put a mic out for him and now you can... Now you suffer with something like that. It doesn't, I haven't turned up his volume yet, so it doesn't matter. It's not even plugged in. None of the question about your prostate.

Yeah. When you go for your prostate exam, okay. While the doctor is doing that, is he making conversation with you? Yeah. We talk about all kinds of stuff. While his finger is in there. Oh no, that's usually our quiet time.

Yeah. He turns out, he turns out the forest, the overheads. And that's a candle lit, yeah, that's a candle lit. Perform, uh, All right, yeah, cause last time I went for my surgery, but what do I mean to say, uh, procedure, procedure. My wife doctor was asking me like if I saw any movies lately, while he was more of a big kid.

Well, he wants to make it not as awkward. And it makes it more awkward. Really? Well, I'm standing there and he's like, drop them. Oh, he was like, every see the movie grows. No, I was standing. You were standing. Why is your not supposed to stand?

Well, you didn't know. I don't know, but I would have known in my head how I pictured how I went down as like, you'd be on your back. I don't think this is. I'm like, like, a Kimbo, like holding your legs back. My legs are stirrups. Yeah, like a Kimbo holding your legs back. My legs are in stirrups. Yeah, like, there's that thing that you sit on normally, but you go, you face it and you

bend over it. Oh, okay. Yeah, and then there's like the, like the shame afterwards with the jelly in your butthole still. You got to wipe it out with a tissue in front of them. Why do you have to wipe it out? Why would I want to wipe it there? But why would I want a jelly butthole?

Well, I'd just, I would want to get my pants up as quick as possible. So I'd be like, fuck, be damned with the jelly. I'll deal with that later when you get my pants up. Usually that's the last thing, like that's not the first thing he does, so the rest of the time it's awkward. That's usually the last thing he does. And then he's like, all right, you can clean up and I'll go like, do the prescription

right whenever and I come to stuff. Don't you feel dirty? It might says the same thing, you clean yourself up. Yeah, like I'm some kind of hookers Yeah, so I don't know I I don't know if it would be weird to hang out enough I like talking to him. He's I think it would be totally fine once you get over the initial weird First hour I think then you would just be like oh just as just like hanging out with Troy Tim the record star clerk yeah and Jim or John the urologist whatever's

name is oh doctor I don't want to get away with it. I say I want to like I would like my relationship to be first name. Not if I call him doc. I don't want to get away. I would like my relationship to be first named. Not if I want to talk. I don't want to talk and maybe as like. Dr. feel good. As a form of endearment though, like doc. Right. But I would hopefully that we like. No, no, no, it would be.

Call me doc, you could call me. Yeah, yeah. But on Mike, maybe he comes on, I would call him doc then. Yeah. Show him the proper respect What if I brought Mary Beth and she's all impressed Well, I've seen when I go to the to the to the practice. I've seen a lot of female patients. Yeah, I didn't think that this a lot of old people there I didn't think that I thought this was a

Just for dudes this probably no, definitely isn't. I'm saying she'll be impressed like, ooh, a doctor. Like, I'm with a schmucky podcaster. Like, I don't want to introduce her to a world that she can never have. Even though we're dads, a doctor. I'm just saying, yeah. Totally.

It is in her brother-in-law doctor. I mean, she's surrounded by doctors. She's not gonna be, and your brother's a doctor, okay, yeah. Her brother-in-law. Yeah, her brother-in- not gonna be and your brother's a doctor. Okay. Yeah, brother in law brother in law 148 Never should have set that my cup right? You only got a quick pun. No I mean what's long as we're dog pile and get them and lunch you told the story that I thought

Bore repeating I was again and get him. That lunch he told the story that I thought bore repeating. I wasn't going to tell him on my board because I thought it was so pain in him in such a bad light. It does. I looked out for him and I never was going to tell it on Mike until he brought it up at lunch. He brought up at lunch and then I just said I'm like a poor man because I want to hear it again. So the other night around midnight you texted me and it's his about what?

Well I was watching TV and had to office. That do office and I had to follow the airport plaza. Yes. At the TST town general store. Right. In the studio where we're recording this right now. And I fall asleep on the couch watching TV and about midnight I woke up and I had to go to bathroom. I don't understand why I need that relevant because I was because I really had to go to the bathroom

I I'm going to the bathroom at midnight for whatever you don't need to be like I fell asleep Watching TV It's not that I really had to go to the bathroom. So like I was on a single I was on a mission Okay, and as I'm walking walking towards the bathroom, I see, I hear something and I see feet sticking out from the dog leg of the hallway where the lady's room is. And midnight, but nobody else is in the building.

No, you, yes. And these feet. Yes. You've been watching TV and you just woke up. And did you get to that part? He was ready to go to the bathroom. Watchin'. I was a Wednesday, so I'm like, green acres.

I was like, green acres. Yeah. Or, yeah. So I go straight to the bathroom. I do what I have to do. And now I'm worried. I'm like, hopefully, like me walking past him and here in the door closed, made this guy wake up

and he's gonna be gone. You're not worried and you're not, first thought it isn't like oh my god there's somebody here unconscious you're not gonna check on them and see why well they're laying in a fucking hole they're snoring they were what they were snoring so I just it just and they looked peaceful so you can be knocked out a lot of people like I see videos where people are fighting like whenever somebody gets knocked out they're always like like really snoring shit yeah just

belabored breathing yeah this was this was it seemed like, like, really snoring shit. Yeah, just belabored breathing. Yeah. This was, this was, it seemed like they were just sleeping. We went to Florida. I checked on you every half hour. It was like, yeah, that's belabored breathing. Sleep on the floor. This was quiet, just snoring. So I was like, hopefully like the closing of the door

woke him up and they're gonna be gone. But what did you think was happening? What was your, why did you think this man was lying there sleeping at midnight? I thought that he was... You weren't concerned about his wellbeing? No, not really. And it's not like this is a guy who like once I saw the picture,

I'm like, it's not like a bedraggled homeless man. No. That's why he was like, what the fuck's matter, dude? Are you okay? Are you just see like it at a picture? Are you all right? Are you okay, dude? Exactly, yeah. Like like are you okay dude?

Exactly. Like do you need help? He can't help but notice you're on the ground. He just ignores him. Oh okay. Steps over him. No, no, I stepped by him. Right.

So then I'm in the bathroom and I had to, I turned the light off and so I could, the fan turned off and I could still hear the storing outside. So and I didn't have a phone on me. So when I was like okay, what I'm going to do is I'm like, you know, I get the plan going, I got the key in my hand, I still hear the storing outside. So I didn't have a phone on me. So what I was like, okay, what I'm gonna do is I'm like, you know, I get the plan going, I got to key my hands, get all lined up and I'm just gonna go out the door, you know,

kind of looked down and I went, made a b-line for our door, got in and locked in. No bathroom knife. No, no. Shower knife. Shower knife. And I wouldn't keep one here because then someone else could find it and use it against me. But you also have a stun gun. I, again, it was in the office.

I didn't think about it at the time. And those are illegal in New Jersey, so no, I really don't have one. So, uh, so I make a beeline to the office and I grab my phone and I start texting Walt. Try to figure out what I should do. Oh, that's not even better parts to this. What would Walt do in this situation? What he's wondering? So he text me, I'm up.

It was midnight and usually I don't go to sleep till about two, but that particular evening I was tired. But of course, I was saying to myself, I'm gonna hit the hay, but I get this text. So now I'm like, okay, obviously I'm not gonna go to sleep right now, I wanna see what the hell is going on. So I'm like, is this man conscious? He seems to wake up when I left the men's room and I just kept on walking and unlocked locked the store door

I go he was on the floor. Yes, a sleep on the floor and snoring as I went into the bathroom I go if he's still out there call the cops and just say hey, I'm not sure what's the matter with this guy He may be injured. He may not be I'm not sure what's going on, but he doesn't belong in this building at midnight And he goes In this building at midnight and he goes I'm a I'm and this is get-m's response to that. I'm just afraid he's in the hallway. You can hear me call He's maintaining it. You can't see his face right now. I'm just right to that what? So what if he can hear you? That'll maybe prompt them to get up

if he is just loitering. I'm just picturing him listening in at the door. Like he saw me, he saw me, when I walked by, he seemed to wake up. Like he like, he stopped snoring and like, stirred. And like I said, I made a B-line for the door. So I'm like, maybe he didn't see what door I went in, but he knows him in one of these doors.

And I had come in here and I turned, I had muted the TV. Well, why are you so concerned if you can hear you call? What is going to happen? If you're worried about your well-being, you are in a locked office, right? With a stun gun. With a stun gun, with a shower knife. So I wrote, so then he writes, let me look up the non-emergency number and I'll call as I run

verbatim Well, he has it called up on his phone too both of you guys have the phone. I go and I have what's my response Frank? Well, let me see what As I call right out the door. What are you running for? Stay in the office. The call's coming from in the house. I say, just say you think he might be passed out or needs medical assistance. And then he writes, I called waiting for PD to respond.

Don't mention the stun guy. I think he did. He called about it. Um, don't mention a stunt guy. Yeah. We're cool about it. Um, I, and then he goes, I don't want him knowing that I called, I go, who gives a fuck? I do. Cause I, he doesn't know who you are.

But I'm, I'm here late at night almost all the time. You think he's finger you as the rat and come back? Yeah, cause there's only like two parts out in the parking lot at this point in time. Mm-hmm. So it's me and then the lady who runs the trendy top, that bright yellow Jeep. Why is she here at midnight? Waltz is not to ask that question.

Look, is there? Why is the trendy top lady here at midnight? She probably works another job and her store is her, like, quote, no, maybe I don't think it's her main source of income. So she only has, when she's not on her job, or maybe she has a family, that's I think that's how she gets her store in order for whoever's working the next day.

Gotcha. Yeah. Way more, way more appropriate, probably than reasons than he has to be here. Watching fucking forage and fire. There's an indoor toilet. And fortune fire. Okay. So then, so then he told, he sends me a photo that they actually arrested the guy. Yeah, they put him in handcuffs, which I thought they would just shoo him away. Maybe he had a warrant. Who knows whatever.

Maybe he was belligerent when he woke up. Who knows? But so he goes, I'll be back. He'll take care. Get him go rights to me okay leaving now and i didn't respond back cuz i like at this point i'm like they took him out i'm going to bed and then the next morning i see my taxi goes on back at debies you could stop worrying

i'm so cast again mad i'm still running It was at 153 yeah, I was I was out cold again normally Walt is not out cold right 150 But the way you wrote it was so snarky you could stop worrying Now he hadn't gotten a response to me from a for a few times care home now because he hadn't gotten a response to me from a for a few days. Nobody cares. So I could have been raped. The next day, the next time I see him or the next day, um, he's still snarky about it.

He goes, you know, you didn't even text me the next day to see how if I was okay. And it's like, well, why would I not think you're okay? And his analogy as to why I should be concerned was, well, what if it was your daughter that was here at midnight? You don't feel the same way about you I was like what my 90 pound 19-year-old daughter I have to worry on the same level as the 250 pound male with a stun gun I have to worry on the same I should be giving the same you know

I have to worry on the same. I should be giving the same in a lot of office You have like I carry this thing around Right, but like I wouldn't know I would not worry on the same level for you know safety And I don't even know if the thing works. I know it makes a noise. It does work I know it makes a noise. I have not tried it out on anything or anyone That was your first opportunity. Yeah, you could have got it just a September yeah, but that was yeah, he was in a tizzy That is that's astounding that look one like okay, let's say it's me. I'm put myself and get them shoes

Right, I'm not calling you. I'm not bothering you with it. I just would never occur to me To me when I earlier oh yeah, that's right and I didn't call get them I was just like okay to somebody here. just would never occur to me. It was happened to me when I earlier. Oh yeah, that's right. And I didn't call Gidham. I was just like, okay, there's somebody here. I was like, sure he texted me about it. The next day, or that night, I was like, hey man, we got, we got, may have a problem here because this is the second guy I found in here sleeping.

And I, and I didn't, I think I really texted him. I texted him and get his, what should I do? I mostly texted him, I think, because because of that that he had experienced this before Yeah, and he had the most experience of what to do. What would you do if you couldn't get a hold of them? I would just call the non-plumerous How I'm sorry, Kari would his fucking shower night I would have called an on emergency number like I did you know like that was my plan you wouldn't a cool

I've got a thought you would have called your father a former police officer dad what should I do? You know should I know cuz then he's gonna be totally worried about me being here at night It's not like that because Everybody's worried about like a real father should not like you fake daddy He would have texted you see if I had gotten back to devies I daddy you would have actually see if i had got back to debbie i assumed that you just be a picture of the guy being let out and i was i was hiding behind the

i'm on a pillar safe but safe distance away so i didn't see my face i could finally rest i could go to sleep no obviously not i had to fucking monitor you all the way back to debbie well and hold your hand digitally

they could have let him out or his friend could have Monitor you all the way back to Debbie's and hold your hand digitally It's like the hash singing slinging slasher and sponge Bob He put me in here, But no walls can hold me. That's fucking amazing. But you know, I was reasonably sure he was okay, okay. Like not dying or? You did not. You did not check to see if his airway was clear.

He had no idea if he was snoring. And he would be like, No idea if he had a heart attack or he was just a stumble bump. You had no idea. was snoring and he had no idea if he had a heart attack or he was just a stumble bump You had no idea and that's why I was trying to give it a mouth to mouth to be on the safe side You should have given it tried to give him CPR. No, that's why I called the police And then if you woke up you just sit on him and call the cops He wants to brag when he sit like he came in the other day. I saved the woman's lifeless night

Oh, yeah, but when he would tell him that I I saved the woman's life last night. Oh, yeah. But when he would tell him that, I'd say he's a police. One of those stupid jokes like I didn't kill her. No. I was driving here and the call came out of the radio that there was a woman who got into a fight

with her husband, threatened to kill herself. And he travels around with his scanner. He was a scanner, right? And the phone was pinging in a red bank, and I was just driving through a red bank. So I said, well, I said, you know, and I just said, I can't hurt. This is my business. and the phone was pinging in red bank it was just driving through red bank so i said well i said you know next you said i was and i heard this is my business

police could use my help because they did uh... i'll tell exactly how the other office responded when you said officer i think i know where that car you're looking for it i told right know where it was and what was her reaction who the fuck are you? But you said? No, she said, how did you know? And I pointed to the scanner.

Sorry. Yeah, you really kind of set yourself up as being the guy. You're like, hey, I know where that car is. It's like, who are you and how do you even know why I'm here? No, I said, I said, I think the car that you're looking for is over in front of the Walgreens. And so the license plate B95. and she's like, how do you know

about that pointed to the scanner? Now he in his mind, he saved that woman's life. Oh, that was as much contact as you had with the lady. I didn't have any contact with it. Oh, I thought the story was going to go on like the dude came out and like get him heroically, traveled. He's walking around like the cock at a walk around the office, telling people I saved the woman's lifeless night

But they're what you have an opportunity when there's somebody in a dire situation possibly and you fucking run But you're fucking cocking balls in your hand Yeah, fucking into the office and be like I got around the back door now when this guy could have been dying That's pretty sad, you know It's pretty pathetic. I would laugh. I didn't know you could run. Yeah.

Run is a figurative term. But I do save up my energy for cat life, versus feed. Holy shit. But the woman happened after that. So, you know, it wasn't before that. Right, but you, I think you would like to save a life. I think you like like you that's a moment That's I think what the scanner is all about. I think you want to inject yourself somehow and be you're like you got a lot of Richard

Jewel vibes, bro You do He was wrongly yes, but all his all his like Get him vibes at Richard Jewel had cost him dearly, right? You would say, let's put them on the map as a suspect number one because of his, his overgidham senses were tingling. Well, no, it's because it was because it was an FBI agent who had it out for him. Even after they found the guy who did it, he still insisted that Jewel was the bomber.

Okay, but he was wrong. And even though, yeah, and even though there was, there was evidence that there was no way for him to physically, no way anyone physically possible to get from the, uh, century park to the phone where the call was made back to the park in time. But I just feel like that kind of driving around with a scanner and then injecting yourself into a police search. Like he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's the kind of guy. Like, if we didn't know him better, you'd think,

like, he probably has one of those lights you put on top your car. Like, I wouldn't be surprised if he tried to pull over someone saying he was unmarked back in the street. Oh, yeah, he has not brave enough to pull that off. He doesn't have the bravado. He's running away from unconscious guys. Yeah.

Well, people, hey, aren't you rich at your old man? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. All right, get him. You are our care of guy. We always go to you to see how you're feeling when we do care of. Care of is a subscription service that ships high quality personalized vitamin supplements and powders conveniently to your door every month. All you do is take a short, in-depth quiz about your lifestyle and health

goals for personalized recommendation, taking the guesswork out of what supplements are best suited for you. Yes. Cara makes it easy to stick to a healthy routine when life gets crazy with daily app reminders to take your vitamins, individual travel ready packs with your name on them, right? Yeah. And a flexible subscription that you can change up at any time by simply retaking the quiz for some extra support where you need it. Yes.

I mean, if I'm gonna run away from homeless people, I think, Karin. You need the care of energy. He did not look homeless. He looked like a drunk guy. Like he had wandered up there and got pissed off. And I was like, I can't, I'm not driving. It's too cold or, or don't,

I don't have enough money for a newbie. I'm gonna sleep it off here. Yeah, he did not look almost I'm too young and and Well count he was I looked way slug I look more homeless and he does for sure you sure do Caron gives you the tools and products to feel a difference in your health routine like the free app that gives you daily Reminders to take your vitamins and reward you with exclusive discounts. Each shipment comes with a customized booklet showing you exactly what is in your individual daily packs and white was recommended specifically for you and your health goals. With your health goals. Be healthy. I know, Frank, you have some, you're getting

some blood work back. Yeah, I got the blood work back already and it's a little... Oh, you got it back already? Yeah, because they do all through through the internet now so being that it was so off Yeah, it's it's shocking and that you continue to just like you're gonna be the Russian roulette of fucking You didn't know you eat like 20 pound steak You know and it's fine. Frank's where you go on. Let me just read this this is the last part Okay, for 50% off your first care of order, go to takecareof.com and enter code TESD50.

That's 50% off your first car of order. Go to takecareof.com and enter code TESD50. Frank, isn't it you, Frank? Okay. You're running in a barrel now, Frank. Get him, I'm happy to get out. Yeah, I'm right back in here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Make fun of that. I mean, you said it. I said you that picture that steak. I it looks like you have a death wish. I thought I was going to get some kind of congratulations just you texted the wrong person. I don't understand why you would think though that that would be worthy of congratulations. Oh, eating more steak than you should. Yeah, he said, you sent me the picture too. It's an impressive looking steak. I can say it was like something that of the Flintstones. Yeah, it looks like it, yeah, like a dino steak for sure. should. Yeah, he sent me the picture too. It's an impressive looking steak. I can't say.

It was like something out of the Flintstones. Yeah, it looks like a dino steak for sure. Well, because I mean, if you still look at me, I mean, I don't look. No, I look at this. But your insides are saying something else when you're getting this part. I think he's got Madonna.

You're like a syndrome over there. Look how good I look. Yeah, the numbers are a little bit off. And they just, they keep going off every year that I go. And normally the doctor, I've had the doctor for the same doctor for years, and he's always, he can soles me, which is nice. You know, he's off, Frank, you're okay.

He's no worry about you. I don't hang out with him. But why? Yeah, why is he just soling you instead of like, maybe, maybe you need a more kickin' the butt doctor. Some tough love. Yeah, you need a guy who's in the butt, doctor. It's a tough love. Yeah, you need a guy who's really like, you know, I don't need to.

You're fucking a fool. You're, you know, Mary's like, hey. Oh, I agree with him. Like a bootcamp doctor. We're kind of idiot, you know, what these readings is still going out and eating 20 pound steaks and then we're chasing it with onion rings and ice cream.

Ice cream is scientific, it cults the stomach, so it gives me enough time to get to the bathroom when I'm done. So I need to have the ice cream. Does that mean you need it first? Oh, I need it. I need it to coat. I need it to coat at the end.

And how heavy was it? I think I got help. It was, I don't know, it was like probably like five pounds, baby. It was massive. It was huge. It was a time of hawk steak. Did you put a picture, do you have Instagram?

I just got it actually. You should put it on there. All right, yes, I'll tweet it. Yeah, I'll tweet a picture. But I don't like that good in the picture. No, if you just want to look at me, I'm so great. I thought you were holding.

I just see my face. But yeah, I couldn't believe you're out for it though. Like like you were eating it up, fucking ham, fucking ham, fucking ham, pal, because they're all dressed up with a collar on and shit. Was there a eating suit?

Really? He was out on a date. You were out on a fancy date? I was. Don't tell Mary. But I just, I like to eat. I know, but like, when you get to his readings though, they don't prompt you to be like, you know what?

Maybe I'll get the two pound steak instead of the five pound steak. I remember the last time I went for my physical My doctor was like you know Frank maybe you know when you're eating your steak. Just don't eat the fat anymore I'm like all right. How do you eat all the fat? I used to I used to I don't anymore I'm eating healthy. I'm eating that it's like eating an eyeball So good. That's where all the flavor is like oh my god Oh, yeah, make you's bad, but fast. I'm not a mom at all over the night. It's bad, but fast.

It's bad, but fast. I'm not so good. Oh, it's disgusting to even think about it like that is. You know what, I think as though is whenever I do get these readings, all of a sudden it does give me like a little push for like, so like two, three weeks afterwards, I'm on the treadmill and I really like, push it off and you go to the doctor. Like once a year. Once a year.

So two out of 52 weeks here, you're on the horse. The rest of the time, the treadmill's covered in clothes. Yeah, pretty much. But then I feel better afterwards, and I don't, you know, I don't think about it. Yeah, I don't know, these, these steak. Well then, you know what, next time we all go out to eat, then say something.

Interject. Yeah, don't be like Madonna's friends. I don't be in any, or? I did, I fucking wrote back to you. You got a death wish. Is that not fucking from the day I ordered the wingsing and say anything? What am I gonna do? I can't jump over to table and- and keep your mouth fucking tramp-

You can't say anything. I can't. I ordered the chili cheese fries. Well, you're a lost cause. Yeah. Oh! Oh! Tell them Steve Dave. Oh!

Steve Dave.