Tell Em Steve-Dave - #547: Absentee Podcaster

Episode Date: February 20, 2023

Jackson Mahomes is corny AF, Super Bowl, Ming’s IG post confuses people, Bry dusts off an old joke.

Oh yeah, we're back when you work the answer, asshole. I'm paying past his driver's license. I don't have any discernible talent but pay attention to me. Tell him Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him Steve Dave. Hey Walt. Hey, Brian. Walt, we gotta, we might have to have an emergency meeting. Okay.

What other fucking world can you just not show up to work? Like BQ is not showing up to work. Well, a week after week. I think he has an excuse this week. I don't know. I mean, I saw the footage of him getting roughed up. Right. And I was, I was stunned. You know, what what they did to him. And I'm, I can't, I mean, it's got to be embarrassing to get lit up like that on,. By real men.

And I saw that he's contemplating now, I guess, suing them or... I saw that very public Instagram poster. And I felt terrible, because I felt like, you know, I could see how, you know, that, he looked like he was in major pain, and it's humiliating. There's a still that I saw where his he like

It is the textbook definition of grimace and what we're talking about. It's what we're thinking when Murray landed on them Yeah, we're talking about here is like people who don't know is that cue appeared and and Murr appeared on a wrestling program And they got jacked. They got hijacked out of nowhere and they got and some guys just like took advantage of them physically Yeah, and know where and they got and some guys just like took advantage of them. Physically. Yeah. And the foot, I mean, they broke a table or cube, broke a table. Yeah, I think he was on a table and then they threw Murray on top of them. And Murray was getting choked out. And it was, yeah, I was, I was, I texted him and I was like, bro, you're right.

And he was like, you know, he, he really didn't want to talk about it. I could tell he was just, he was mortified. So do you think this, this could be PTSD that's keeping him away? I mean, yeah, who wants to come in and talk about getting fucking PTSD? But like, you know, I mean, who wants to come in after being on television, after getting, you know, jacked up the way after getting jacked up the way they were jacked up. It's a good thing that he lives alone

because if he had someone to go home to, you would be ashamed. I was, I was very concerned about him. You know, it's not only the physical abuse he took, it's the mental abuse also that comes with that. And, but hopefully, you know, hopefully you'll make those motherfuckers pay in the wallet, where it really matters.

And now, if he takes them and sues them, he could be sitting on more money that he's ever made on television for on Jake combined by going after that wrestling federation with them on a kind of money they have. So you're saying it's worth them missing a couple episodes of Tell them Steve Dave. To sue the WWE. I don't know what's WWE or WWE or WWE. Yeah, one of those organizations is going to pay dearly and I cannot wait to fucking, you know, CQ take them to task. Because that's bullshit. That's that's not a fucking professional wrestler that you're dealing with. No, he's rogue. He's rogue. He's a rogue wrestler, right? No, I mean, he's not a professional.

Oh, I was saying Q is I thought you're saying the guy from through the table. He's an entertainer. He shouldn't be like physically attacking those kinds of is it kind of his fault for putting himself in this position? There. Why? That's like anybody that goes to a wrestling event and has to be leery that they might. But if you stand out, like nobody's, nobody's going to attack me or you. We're just wrestling fans. We're sitting in the stands. But Q's there. I'm sure Q didn't just go there as like say me, you or Sunday Jeff, who's here with us.

Thank you. Sunday Jeff. Get him. Get him. One of the four of us go, we're sitting in the stands, nobody's bothering us. But you know, Q had a special entrance and everybody was fucking falling and all over him, making a big deal. And he's drawn attention to himself and the rest of theers probably were like, fuck this shit. And he did steal a bat. That doesn't mean that the wrestlers are allowed to physically accost him. It doesn't mean that he's allowed to be throwing around

like a sort of fucking rag doll because he's not a professional wrestler. They shouldn't have put their hands on him. He's a professional joker, not a professional wrestler. Yeah, I don't know. He said it like he was completely depressed afterwards when I was texting him. Hey, did you get it one in?

Nothing. I mean, it was just like, it was a sneak attack. It's like six guys all on top of him and Murr. So this is the, and I know the people are like, well, it's not real, it's not true. Well, and I was one of those people till, I saw the actual bruises that he showed me and then a photo

So he sent me some photos, and he's just like, you know, I got a case bro, and I'm gonna take him for everything Black guy, wow, yeah, this could have this current hurt is standing in the industry though Don't you think people I got like we can't invite cutie stuff cuz if you fucking stubs is tow next thing You know we're fucking sued cuz she's a pussy I got a splinter Yeah, there is a big difference. I don't know. You know, he didn't I know that maybe I don't know if he meant He was gonna take him he was gonna get revenge. I don't know if I assumed he meant legally I mean or maybe this is like maybe this is his next chapter in life. He's gonna become a wrestler

He's got another name on the list of grapes. He's gonna shit on He may have immediately started working out after that so that he could become Get revenge physically he can get revenge physically because right now like of course they you're right They took advantage of him he soft. He's doughy, you know Any one of us would have fallen prey on and why they were were those wrestlers that did that to him They that or because they were as a famous wrestler. Jericho, right? Jericho, he didn't put his hands on him,

which I thought was smart. Mm-hmm. I think they're the ones. Yeah. Yeah. They're, they've been buddies for a while, prior to that. I think like, didn't they go on, Chris Jericho's cruise and all that stuff?

Maybe Jericho wasn't aware of it. I mean, he was watching it, he was cheering it on. No, I mean, maybe, oh, was he? I didn't see him cheering him on. I'm not really familiar with wrestlers, like wrestlers and what they look like. Is the main, like, is this the top of the wrestling? You know, like, there's different, like you said,

W-W-E-A, what's the difference? Is this like the- A rival to W-W-E. Like, what, I guess, the main rival. So what's like, like, what would be the W-W-F right now? I know that's not around anymore, because they changed the name. The WWE. So that's the top line. So what's like, like what would be the WWF right now? I know that's not around anymore, because he changed the name. The WW8.

So that's the top line. And what is this one? I don't know. I think I take it back. I think I take it back. Yeah. Right, get him. I believe so.

I don't know, but like, yeah, I felt bad though. And I know he, you know, he, he's got to be looking some major wounds right now. Yeah. We're next week going on. I'm in a show space. For even the squirrels have turned their backs on them. Yeah. This, um, I, I was kind of surprised. I didn't think about it until like Tuesday or Wednesday, but I was like,

holy shit, though, the puck nuts didn't do their, do their Super Bowl wrap up. Why did we not do that? No, Ming It wasn't a lack of Ming it wasn't a lack of Jeff wasn't a lack of Bri wasn't like me. It was a lack of one man You know when Tom Brady's not in the Super Bowl. It's not super bowl as far as I'm concerned. Yeah, I really don't give a fuck it's more just like I guess quite I guess you watch the last football game. A casual observer. He ain't retired.

Tom Brady retired. I did. I think he's done this time. Did you win your bid on the sand that he retired on. I didn't watch the game. I watched some of the commercials, but really what I took away from everything was Jackson Mahomes, Patrick Jones Mahomes' brother is possibly the corneus mother fucker I've ever seen in my life. You know, you know, yes. His brother's out there quarterback and winning the Super Bowl, and you're doing these fucking gay-ass TikTok dances,

like getting in the way of the camera and shit, like he's so corny. Don't fall into the trap, though, of just piling on Jackson though. No? No, because he... Are people piling on? Oh, yeah.

Are, okay, well, I understand why. Well, this is not the first time he's done it. Yeah, I know. I know. But this is the first time I became aware of it. Because then I started looking up Jacksonville homes. I was like, Oh my God. But think about how difficult it is for Jacksonville homes to live in the shadow of his brother Patrick. That's Darren Erick. But really though, and he saw this opportunity to become an influencer and he's made it work he is famous he's not as famous as his brother yet but he's not as famous but he's you know I go look at his followers oh yeah he has like a billion more than Sunday Jeff he's got like a man I don't even know I have

followers I know I even know I have followers I don't even know I had Twitter. I know 18,000 followers. That's been on pretty fucking impressed with 18,000 I'd be pretty at this point I'd set up for a slice of people without a single tweet Just thinks he's Jesus now. I got followers but but in all seriousness, I hate the way that the internet like trashes That my home's brother, for just trying to find his own corner, his own thing.

Are you aware of this story though, he went to a restaurant with all his buddies and in a fit of entitlement, like they were like, look, we can't accommodate you guys, just too many of you. And he pitched a fit and then he had everybody go online and write negative reviews of the restaurant and all that shit.

And that's like, that's the typical fucking cock sucking influencing behavior that everybody hates and that's why he deserves the hate because a shit like that I can't buy like I mean who you got to be in the public I have a table hasn't pitched a fit at a restaurant though a burrow. Tell of Steve, okay? They're briming my homes. Never like that, never in a way of like, I'm entitled to anything other than like, service. You know? Well, your restaurant can't handle the 30 of me and my 30 friends, well, you know, it's your fault.

But, I don't know if you, so you're probably not aware of this prove this person is right Jeff Obviously Patrick my home's brother. All right. Okay. So he's his younger brother or maybe his older brother They're very close young he's 22 very close an age and he likes to Uh post dances that he does per just by himself like he does kind of like these kind of like poppin moves You know the same kind of dances 14 year old girls Do you want to talk yeah, but he will do them on the field where his brother is playing and he will He will just do his moves and he'll post them and he'll get you know Thousands and thousands and thousands of likes, but also about internet just because he's filled with trolls and

They just attack a mercilessly. Mercilessly. Yeah, like deep, deep, mortemfully from Marcel sports is like a very prominent guy who's been talking about for a while. Yeah, I think it, but I think the thing is that he's just, you can be an imp- He's cringy.

But he's also clueless. Like he, he danced on a memorial for a player who got He he apologizes for that and he even changed Chained off with like yellow Yeah, and he gets in there he starts dancing so I was like, hey, you know, that's a memorial for this you know I got killed Walk a mile and that guy shoes though that has got to be the most difficult thing to live up to when your brother Is is fucking Patrick my homes and you don't have an ounce of athletic ability in your pinky and what can you do?

You know what I can dance. Let me jump on a trend and fucking I do absolutely nothing you're saying those who can't influence. Yes. Okay. I agree with you. He but he can he's trying to become an influencer, which is a real deal thing in 2023 though. This is not what it's not true. No, it's just upset that it's a real thing. I started now. They subsets you. But anybody can call them self and influencers. The fucking idiot who fuck it takes pictures of his food and then posts them immediately. He posts up scanning receipts we're talking about. That's what real influencers do. Yeah. I hate that kind of thing.

I never mind, sir. I never claimed I was a bit of a flue. It's not my world. I'm in a real world, bitch. I never claimed I was an influencer. Right, but you'd love to be. Yeah, like, oh, yes, you would. What?

You're a narcissist who post-pose of his fucking meals as if it means something to anybody, but you. You have the same mindset as any other fucking influencer who's or want to be influencer. It's the same thing. Everybody cares about me. Exactly. No, I don't think everyone cares about what I'm eating.

I just like to, if you do, you are interested. You did. Why do you take photos of it? Because if you are everyone cares about what I'm eating. I just like to if you if you do you are you are interested Did why do you take photos of it? Because if you are interested in seeing what I ate here I can show it to you if you wait now. I'll show you two in the toilet bowl I'll show you what I ate I'm not saying that my food choices are the best ones in the world And then everyone should follow them or anything else like that. I'm just saying is young. Hey, here's what I'm eating boom Same reason why I had camera to my house The boom I never fuck it up over here. I'm just saying is, hey, here's what I'm eating. Boom. See, the reason why I had camera is in my house. The boom. I never fucking would ever roll over here.

I don't understand. Even my daughter, she's just like, they, they, every five minutes, she's just taking those pictures. I mean, it's just, it's crazy. I just, I don't get it. That's the world. It's the fucking phone.

The phone is, John Cougar Malin-Cam said this. The internet is the new nuclear bomb, you know, and the phone is another output is the fallout of the internet though, and you know, that's just the way it is. You have to accept it and treat it with like it's a dangerous radioactive device. What does John Kugur Malankam have against the internet that he's making these statements? He's not getting any more money. It's miss born in a small town Because he's not getting those those album revenues now people don't care about his daughter Hi, well, who's daughters are influencer Teddy Malacamp. Yeah, yeah

Where did she do dance? I don't know. She's a little bit more advanced than that. She's just she's I don't think she's a performer I think she's just attractive and how's a famous dad? And she takes photos of herself. She takes photos of herself, I kind of shit, yeah. So everybody does. So, Sunday, have you ever considered your brother is a rock star?

Maybe like in the background of some other sets, like you do some TikTok dances, starting to influence in people? I think it was actually the opposite. I was just like, I think he's more famous. Yeah, he was actually the opposite. I think it was the same thing. I think he's more famous than I thought. Yeah, he was probably right. And he was actually,

maybe your brother could just talk to talk dances. He was, he started doing it behind this thing. Dance pictures and cat dancers. When he was in Germany or one of those places, he's like, I can't believe you're Sunday just brother. It's like he's up there on the stage. You don't have a dab, Jeff.

He started posting pictures of me on his, uh, whatever it is, Instagram, whatever that is. Is it the Twitter? Whatever. Yeah. I, I, I was low to even bring it up because I knew that you would be outraged by Jackson. Because I do feel a bit of sympathy for the guy. I think it would be a nightmare to be Patrick Mahomes's brother. But how do you stand out at all? Why do you gotta stand out?

Why do you have to stand just? Yeah, why is it so important that he stands out? Because, you know, my brother. I've been a discernible talent, but pay attention to me. Because it's, you're seeing it, it's so close to home though. If he was, yeah, it may not be important for him to stand out. If he wasn't Patrick Mahomes's brother though,

he sees the fame, the glory, the attention. He can still be, you know, he can just support his brother at the games. I mean, you don't have to sit there and create any things. He says, he says he does certain dances. I draw attention to myself to support my brother. It has a show of support.

Like this is, this is my AFC championship dance, and it's a different dance than a regular season dance, and then a Super Bowl dance. That's a treat, isn't it, Joe? There's only one Super Bowl show that I know of. There's only two people like that. It's my icky. It was the Bears and our Super Bowl show.

It's something Jeff Shuffle. Yeah, I don't know. I do think that the internet can be a cruel, cruel place. And I can't ever go to Reddit. We know I can. Yeah. Motherfucker is dealing with a lot of even Patrick Mahomes. It's got to feel like he's in an incredibly difficult position

because he wants to be. He's got to support his brother. He wants to be cool. He wants his brother and him to have a great relationship You know we're tight. We love each other and yet he's hearing the noise like all the people all the trolls going after his brother and You know Like at a certain point. I'm sure it's gonna come to a head if it already hasn't but hopefully It doesn't destroy their their brotherly

if it already hasn't, but hopefully it doesn't destroy their brotherly. Him doing the dance during the interview is just like, dude, this is the biggest sporting event on earth. It's not about you. That's about you and your fucking stupid dance. He should be dancing for zero seconds. It's about his brother. Like, he's a distraction in the background. His brother is trying to give an interview after winning the biggest games ever.

It's a people on the news that it's going to be in the back. Yeah, like when it's a tornado and you got the up in the box. Okay, that's different though. That's a tragedy. This is a celebration by Jackson and he just wants to like, hey, look, I'm here too. Why am I, why do I have to be invisible because my brother's Patrick Mahomes. But you're gonna go with the rest of the crowd. Go to the, go to the after party.

Your brother's contractually obligated to do things like the interviews, like saying that he's gonna go to Disney World, all that other stuff, not you. And you saw him at the very tail end of that dance. You can see somebody being like, stop. And tell them to stop doing it go well. I felt horrible for him. I was awesome.

I felt horrible, because it's gotta be so like deflating. It's like, you know, it's my special dance. Even here, I can't dance. It's like, where can I dance then? You gotta dance at home. Dance in the club.

Dance anywhere but near your brother. And just think, there's somebody like me, it is security uniform, who's telling him to stop. Oh, you would love it. You would love it when you came. You know what? You have no power to stop it from dancing.

You can lose your job for telling the stop dancing. You could. Yes, you could. That is not within your jurisdiction to be telling people where they can and can't dance. It was somebody's jurisdiction, look at someone, they tell them. Oh, you can stand here, but you can't gyrate.

Yeah, bullshit. Good, there's an interview going on. I guess this is what the NFL is all about. I can't begin to tell you how. Oh, like you know, the inner workings of the NFL because you worked a super bowl. Yeah. A fucking thousands of miles away from the actual event

in a parking lot in LotC where you were fucking no I was not to mention you made us look like assholes with that Tom Brady Jets announced me we thought we were gonna catch up and go viral. Yeah, when you were dancing asshole, when you were directing traffic, when you had a job to do, when you were directing traffic, doing karate moves, was my homestanding in front of me. No, you wanted the attention You wanted the you when you're talking when you're directing traffic You do want to have attention to yourself, right? But you want it the hunks the the the hunks were likes your You are Jackson my homes, but just the

The ego or hunchback version of him right like the dark tells from the dark side version Yeah, I would implore you bride to give the guy a chance another chance right it is it is difficult to To put yourself in that dude shoes. I think it would be nightmare, at all kidding aside. I think it would be like the parents, you know, like how proud of you, or you, or Patrick, they never ask like how proud of you or of Jackson

or it's Patrick, Patrick, Patrick, Patrick, all the time. It's gotta be very like. So why doesn't he do something of note aside from like, try to be trendy. Why can't he be an influencer though? Maybe he's good. You're right. Maybe he should try like a podcast.

Yeah, that's what we need to hear him. I'm talking to you. We don't need any competition from a Jackson. Oh, yeah. That's taking that's potential. They would immediately have more fault like listeners than we've had over the past 12 years combined. Let him dance. Yeah, stay far away from us.

You might be right about this. Well, please, Jackson far away from us. You might be right about this. Please Jackson, don't punk. Did you watch the Super Bowl, Jeff? Sure. Yeah, where'd you watch it at? I didn't have a party. I watched that at home. Yeah, I watched it with the dogs. Just me and the dogs. Um, it's all game. Oh, it was a great game. Yeah. Did you feel or the cool? Yeah, would you feel at the end that holding call? You know, it's I read that it's like it's not even up for debate anymore. It was what that was a penalty. I felt but I was it was a penalty though that I if I was a ref I would have a hard time throwing a flag.

I really would be like that would be tough on the. It's too close to that time of the you know what? You know, I don't easy through it is because he was going that way if he didn't throw the ball that way They would have never called that penalty if he wasn't throwing it on him I don't think it would ever call it ever called it. Oh either though. I know what I'm just saying It's like I don't like I like to see teams play I agree with you. I like to see you know an outcome without you know little Okay, minor minor tug and shove or whatever. He's grabbing his jersey. Tug and what? Tug and rub? That's definitely that's a story downstairs.

That's a panel. That's definitely penalty. Who did you want to win? I really didn't care. I mean, I really didn't care. I was rooting for the chiefs. Yeah, but I will be on the record now. I will not root for any more chiefs, Super Bowl victories because everyone brings him closer to Tom Brady. So that's it for. I think you can see Jackson. Yeah. I just don't want anyone to get near Tom Brady's. Could I have had that?

I already could have had half in the how many who he lose to. Well, he lost a Brady, but again, Brady was in. Brady was in a lot more Super Bowl before he was. I mean, this kid was just... It's been in 10. Yeah. Well, he's been in three already. Yeah. He's good.

He's not... No, he's better than good. He's actually... I think he's better than Brady was at that same age. I think he's... I don't even think he's the most... I think he's the most... He was.

Telling I've ever seen it at quarterback. I really think he's like... He sees everything. He can throw from any angle. He's... if he stays healthy Don't right and you got to keep the team together and Salary last year and they still were able to win a super bowl this year too, right? Well, we'll see though, but it's still a long ways away from getting braided territory

But he's amazing and the only reason I was rooting for him was because of the opponent. I can't stand Philadelphia. If there's Second only to New York to what I like to see why don't I fill it up here though because they have the most arrogant offense or just Repugnant fan base I've in the history of I don't really know any Philadelphia fans. So I can't really I can't Yeah, but I'm saying Thomas I've never even knew Tom was a Philadelphia fan they never really cuz he's from Jersey If he was from Philly he'd be a lot more fucking loud mouth and Borish, but he said he has that Climbing light poles

You can climb a fence pole He doesn't have the the Philadelphia He doesn't have the the Philadelphia Borishness of him because he's he was raised in Jersey though and he couldn't take a punch because they get real physical shit Tom's glass go flying off. He got a punch for three days Punches just a little bitch On the plus side if he does get kicked in the the nuts out. There's nothing there to kick anymore So that's true. Yeah, you know, if it's acting me. Yeah, if There's nothing there to kick anymore, so. That's true. You're the bisectomy. Yeah, bisectomy joke.

Yeah, saving those on. Yeah. Where'd you watch your pry, Pam? I did not watch it. Oh, you didn't watch it. I didn't watch it. No, no, I just watched a couple of highlights. Couple of the commercials.

So the only person at the table who went to a Super Bowl party, a real deal party was, get him Steve Dave. Yeah. Oh, you went to a party? Yeah, went over to Rups. Oh, yeah, to a party? Yeah, went over to Rupps. Oh, yeah, he texted me and invited me. I forgot to answer him, but I wouldn't know when anyway. I wouldn't know what it was.

That's why I was looking at the window all night long. Yeah, because I was doing something and he was like, oh, you know, I'm having a super bowl party. And I was like considering it for a minute and then I was like, ah, it'll probably be loud and I don't give a fuck about football. Was it loud? It got a lot of times. Yeah.

Yeah, like when the coin flip happened and people had bet on it. There's a lot of bettors at the party. Yeah, this was a few. A lot of money was being earned. Wait a minute. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

So, did you get, you told me that, you know, he was a responsible party goer, though. He was going to walk there or drive there and then walk home if you have too much. Did you walk home? No. You didn't walk home. No. You didn't get lit. No. I was. What?

He was going to walk. No, no, no. I was like, there's no way he's walking home from rubs. Yeah. It rubs lives in Hasley. He doesn't live in Stuyland anymore. No, no, I'm saying for him to walk home to where he lives. Oh, no, no.

He's going to spend the night. So this is home now. This is home and sir, the majority of the time it is the home. Well, no, if I had if I had to take a nap somewhere to sleep. Well, if I had to take a nap somewhere to sleep it off, this is a place. Oh, yeah, it's so it's crossed the fucking street. It's not fucking daddy.

It won't be longer for somebody from another office. It's calling the cops on. Get them. He's like, he's here at three in the morning. Somebody hit a deer. He looks homeless. Looks like a deer. He looks homeless. He looks like a deer. He's on a deer. But you take the commercials.

I only saw a few and I don't. I just... You're a well-man, I thought. Yeah. I think you're a well-man. Yeah, even the Breaking Bad one, I was like, oh, Breaking Bad, yeah. All right, great. Yeah, I just...

Didn't even move your needle? Nope, not at all. Not at all. Because I just, I think it's just pandering like they want everybody They're together again. It's like yeah for a fucking 30-second Dorito commercial who gives a fuck Expensive 30-second Oh, yeah, what's that? Do cons all the time. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't I wasn't taking the I did see your outrage by the about the, the erectile dysfunction comparison. Oh, I am sure.

For the RAM. Yeah. I was, yeah, like, well, as a man who has had, um, we, we, difficult, these, you know, and this year, I'm a bit more sensitive to we we issues right like you know and Not that I had that particular issue ever Or it will ever yeah, but um oh I used to see the same Now I take testosterone every week But it is fucked up though

That you would sell a pickup truck to what would you say the predominantly member of the sex is going to be buying a ram pickup truck. How are you really going to sell to just a female base? What percentage? I mean, there is, I have seen people... I have seen people walking off the street and just pick up a ram, pick up truck. 10% or less. No, maybe. You know, it's it's totally, it's really used for mostly work trucks, but I mean, being in that business, I have seen women actually drive in pickup trucks.

Yeah, I know. Yeah, another is... I'm telling you they can drive. Who do you want to, but who are you going to? I mean, who the market is probably. We're sure to be here. Well, you know, you look at Chevy commercials. They're all so you all that like a rock commercial.

It's, you know, they're always. Yeah. Well, who's the, what was the truck that did the commercial with the cat that was acting like a dog? That fucking almost made me buy a truck. I love that commercial where the cat was, and the guy was like, well, I can't believe this. And he's like, what, it's just another truck.

You know, that was like he, that he would throw a stick in the water and the cat would go get it. I can't remember what that was, but that was a wholesome, fucking commercial about selling a truck. This, we see. I saw you, I saw you on a pickup truck once. Nothing looked more unnatural. I always say, yeah. That's right, he was right there. Yeah. It's like, I saw you and I saw you and I pick up truck once nothing looked more unnatural.

I was saying, I got pictures of that. He's got his hand out the window. It was a silverado commercial. They said there's a C.B. radio. You don't look right at a truck and I was just like, what is that supposed to mean? What does that mean? Like, what do you mean I don't look right in a truck? Like, you're not a truck driver. I'm not a truck driver. I'm that way too.

I'm not a person. I'm not a truck person. But what do you think of an company that makes or pokes fun at their base who they're trying to sell a truck to about like having erectile issues. How does that really? I don't think that's what it was about. I wasn't about electric.

I wasn't only a little electric vehicle. I was about electric, but I was obviously mimicking erectile dysfunction commercial. You're not being able to go all night and just being like disappointed with the... The women are all disappointed in the commercial, all of them. It's just, to me, it...

Need some more juice, bro. I don't find that to be a winning combination huh? I think it's extremely typical of today's permissible sense of humor Let's make fun of guys and we're safe especially you can make fun of what we're talking about it. It's even safer So like,

they're not there. How does that sell a truck? It doesn't. None of these commercials. No, they set up on trucks. I think, yeah, I think it's just brand-of-wear. No, Doritos, you can eat Doritos. Anyways, I don't need fucking breaking bad to show me about Doritos. You're gonna go to the store and you eat what you eat. A commercial is gonna be like, ah, I gotta go out and get some Doritos. I don't know, man. I've never, have you ever, have you ever gotten like, you saw a commercial and you had to go get it? I can't recall, but I know there has to be a few. I think I said, I was like, I think when you saw

the 80s for Brady commercial, you were like, I gotta go to the, we're about to end Indiana Jones film. Do you see that? Oh God, that looks terrible. What's the matter? Like you like, you think you have high hopes? Are you a fool?

What, how many times do you have to be a fool? I was a crazy about the last one. How many times you gotta be burned Sunday? This is Disney we're talking about. Oh, I know, you don't tell me about Disney. I know all about Disney. How many times do you know about Disney? Fuck you old.

Well, it wasn't Disney last time, but this is Disney. Right. How can you put any stock in Disney at this point that they're gonna give you something you want to say? I just can't even want to say one of the things though. I just don't understand why you're doing the film. I mean, money. Money.

I have a need. I'm just saying it's just at a point now where it's just like, there's times where you just have to walk away from this kind of stuff. You just can't constantly keep on doing this stuff. They're like, because you shit all over the movie. You just... They're like, they're fucking...

They know. They gotta recoup their point. Learn your lesson from the Star Wars from what you've been doing to Star Wars. You're fucking destroying that franchise. Just going a different direction. Don't go through the same fuck. Oh, start off with something like an young Indiana Jones. No, don't replace Indie with a girl. That's rule number one. You think they would have learned by now. They didn't fucking learn it. Well, Indiana could be a girl's name as well. I don't know. Will you go see it though?

Of course. Yeah, sure. Of course I'll go see it. But I will have no hopes in that. I won't even have chorations. Well, that's the best thing to do, because if you do like it and you do wine of come out, it's not as bad as I thought it was gonna be.

True. That's the mindset that I saw you're, I saw a light in your eyes when you were said did you see the Indiana Joe? I just thought it was I want to snuff it out before you before I see what I jacked him home What I thought was pretty jiff fucking Jeff silver lining and over here It's pretty cool though It's like when you saw the commercial how young they made like with all the effects now They can do and like it's like you see how they do that. Yeah, so it's why not you just do that for the whole film The uncanny valley, Jeff.

The uncanny valley. I think that that would be a very slippery slope. And it looked pretty fucking good, though. Did you have a problem with grandma's talking? Well, this, while I'm saying it's gotten even farther now, it looks really, really good. It looks almost too good. Like it really looked like it went back a time.

Well, okay, then what's the next step then? Why don't we just clone Harrison Ford, let it age until about 20 and then roll him in a new feature then, right? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that's basically what we're getting into. Well, I think the flashbacks, I think obviously they're flashbacks, but I'm you know, it's just it's, but you know, I just don't, he doesn't feel the same either. Like he did like I'm you know, it's just it's but you know, I just don't He doesn't feel the same either like he didn't like his you know, I saw But I'm saying it's just like he's just with that whole whip at the table is like Like he's like some voices all gargley now. It's just like you know, I know Right exactly so you cannot go on these fucking adventures anymore

Who are you to tell that again? Yeah, that's just All right, but there but there was one or a couple I think there's two Spots that got a lot of heat and I was shocked that they did the The Christian ones. Oh the Christian ones. Oh a lot No, it was like it was like it was just like stills of people fighting. A few people fighting, and it said Jesus loved the people who opposed them or something like that.

I have differences of opinion. And it was like the one that be like a child. Yeah. Now, I saw that in the moment. Now I was like, well, that's a fucking healthy message. Right. I went to bed not thinking that anybody would have a problem with that. A lot of people in a problem. I couldn't believe that the people have a problem with that message

of trying to come together and love people who don't think the same way you do. Which is what everyone, they don't want to hear that shit. You have to think the same way they do. Then it'll be okay. And even then they'll find something different to bitch about. But it's crazy though that that is a fucking the most wholesome, most loving message and it fucking angered people. That's showing you how fucked up we are. It's a society right now that that's a message that angered people. Just don't make another indie film.

I was kind of confused by the Pat Tome commercial that I think at the beginning. Why? Because like it was a very pro military thing. And it's like since come out that he was killed in a friendly fire incident and he was disillusioned with the war as it was after being experiencing it. And they're still parading him out like as some, you know, like he was all for it. Just because he left. I still died as a soldier. I mean, whether it was friendly fire or not. But he had been knowing he had become this. He did. It's on the thing so much.

He is, but he had become disillusioned with the war and with the military. How do you know what disillusioned with the war, but maybe not the military? Yeah, no, no. Well, how do you know? Because he had a journal and everything. And you read his journal?

I did not read his journal, but others. You don't have to go. He left the NFL to do that. Yeah, right. That was his choice. So, and that's really what people were looking at that this guy left. You should get a spot before every super bowl, right, you know, that was his choice. So and that's that's really what people were looking at that this guy left you get a spot before every super bowl right

I Don't know if if a person who was like who is becoming disillusioned with your all right, well, okay, how about this then Bolt every other super bowl we get one where his pro military spot about tell me that and next to all it's maybe questions and it's not pro pro military both sides I like I I just loved even people who thought differently than he did that's the message actually to use these message that is our message you don't have to think the same way as I should fuck off I like to like to one with a was it Bradley Cooper and his mother?

Oh, she was ragging on him or something. I just, I just, I just fucking, you are just a chicken to be let around by the beak. What? You're really, you're really bar, man. Like you just, like, I thought it was funny. Oh, I was just hanging out in the barn yard watching Bradley Cooper commercials.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Cooper commercials. Yeah, you have no sense of taste. Yeah, the Bradley Cooper one is just easy. It's like, it's the most milk toesman that like, it's easy to tell. It's easy to tell like somebody who's an Uber winner that they're a loser, because they know they're not. Yes, exactly. Yeah, yeah. I want to read something to you guys. This was a post by Ming Chen on Instagram. TV's Ming Chen. Ming Chen, who I, I went and did the, it's not, we'll be out

this week, it'll be out the following week, I'll remind you next week if you care We went up into chip chippers and podcasts together You and me and me and I've made it very much want to Because Zia buddy of mine is the producer for the show So she was like hey, do you want to come on and she knew like you know about comic book meta And stuff so she's like maybe me would like to come on to since he podcasts all the time So me and me and Mary I podcast weren't a Ming now with Patreon. You definitely podcast more than me. He even admitted actually that he's like, I run a lot of podcasts, but I don't do a lot of podcasting. You would have definitely been invited, but I don't think you won one way, one way, like we go up up means driving because I hate fucking driving in the city

He's like we know that he's like I found a garage blah blah blah And then I guess at some point he made a wrong turn and We went through Manhattan all the way up through Brooklyn over the Brooklyn bridge and then back into Manhattan again and We ended up being a little bit late. He just he can't't not fiddle, he's got to fiddle, right? I'm the fiddleer. I didn't touch anything. So he's not a good driver? We know this.

He tore this. He fucking, it looks like he can't open her when he fucking threw the van around to pick up the car. New York, I mean, that was 12, that was 20 years ago. Right, so you think he would have improved? Yes, I'm saying. I thought it made him improved. Obviously not. I thought it was the app, but then Ming said later on like the, uh, the, um,

uh, it wasn't the app's fault. He said he thinks he took a wrong turn. Oh, like the ways app or something. Well, the Apple maps, whatever it was. Okay. Anyway, so he, he met, he was very taken with Zia. She's, uh, I'll give her a little plug here. Zia land, uh, on, You can go there, you can see her boobies and her hyene. If you give her a couple bucks. Yeah, why not? But this is, this is Ming's post. Children under 10 will absolutely, absolutely be permitted to podcast at a shared universe. That's a picture

in image. And then the post, the company, it says, we love kids. We really truly do. But lately, we've noticed that it's mainly adults podcasting out the studio, and we know that kids have something to say and thoughts to get out and their own opinions to express. Therefore, as of today, we absolutely want more kids to record at the studio. Dude, it sounds like a groomer. Please bring yours. I drive an ice-cream. I'm sitting under a weekend. What the fuck is that? I'm not there in the whole world. I don't know about.

Why do you want kids in the studio? And their friends can then will have, can start their own shows. They will, it'll be great and it's fun. We feel this is the right decision for our business moving forward. Thank you for understanding. Okay, so I get, oh wait. Very quickly. Let me break in with an announcement.

Congratulations to Jason and Jordan Mews, the birth of their new baby. Yeah, Lucien Mews. Yeah, just a little baby boy. So February 12th. Okay. They have a baby. So congratulations. There's a picture of a little guy right there. Oh nice. So rats. Yes, congrats. Yes, Nug crush? Yes, snoogeans, baby.

Snugans is his middle name. Lucian Snugans. Very pretty cool. Okay, so right after that's posted, two different people text me and are like, dude, what the fuck with Ming? Like, is he a peto? That's, I said, that's like,

that sounds so strange. All of a sudden be like we need more kids at the shared universe. Because this is this is what Ming didn't understand. That the story he's referencing he's referencing something here. That I knew about it, get him you knew about it. Because get him I think you're the one who told me. Yeah. Yeah. Is there's a restaurant called Nty's spaghetti yes down in a or his false to is it that uh... right by the land so okay

uh... they said uh... popular new jersey telling restaurant will ban children under the age of ten their liability to us uh... they said that uh... they will no longer serve young children and then it's we love kids kids, we really truly do, but lately it's been extremely challenging to accommodate children at netties between noise levels, lack of space for high chairs,

cleaning up crazy messes, and the liability of kids running around the restaurant, we've decided that it's time to take control of the situation. We know that this is going to make some of you very upset, especially those of you who have well-behaved kids, but we believe this is the right decision for our business moving forward. Okay.

So Ming took that. It's like I'm going to have like a satirical fucking... Yes. And I was like, dude. I was like, I'm right at 99.9999 for a certain... Yeah, so start trash and you're fucking studio. That was wrong with that. That was my point.

And he was like, dude, this is a national story. My friend from New Mexico told me that he read it. I was like, dude, I don't think a lot of people know what you're talking about. Because within less than three minutes, I got two text being like, what's up with me? Like, why is he writing this shit? Did he even take it down?

He stood still up. He didn't, like, tag the restaurant or like put a link to the article while he was saying this. He could have edited it. He was gonna say edit. I mean, this is a reference to this article. Yeah was saying this. He could have edited it. He was gonna say edit. I mean, this is a reference in the short. Yeah, like, I'm not a peto. Here's the reference article.

I'm 10 year old. You see, man. Like, I mean, I've never gone to netties who knows if I ever will. But it's an upscale restaurant from one I understand. It's over or. I don't know, I saw someone in the menu. I mean, I was mostly spaghetti. Yeah, well, it's called that

spaghetti. I mean, that would make sense, but I cheered the decision. You know what? People are going to say, I want to be contrarian, right? But I would ever say that about you. I have two daughters, right, who are 10 years from the age out of the womb. They popped out able to go to any fucking restaurant on the planet and behave. Well, it's I believe I believe you 100%. I would be I would contact whatever Q whoever Q has on retainer to suit a WWE. I want to go fucking sue that restaurant for discrimination. Well, they reserve the right to refuse service to anybody they want. They can't enforce that. But you've been sure they can.

They can't because how they're going to be know if my child is 11 or 10. We're not bringing a bunch of kids. I think they're going to do, I mean, I don't think they're going to check for IDs, but I think they'll just do a like what a like an cut of a skin. Yeah, cut of a half cap ring. She's got mustaches on. Yeah, I think they'll probably be able to know the general age, you know, some people will try to sneak their kids. Dude, I agree with you. I agree with you. I agree with you. I was out to dinner the other day though. I mean, out to lunch the other day. This fucking family had two kids who are like probably two or so

Scream when I say screaming they're screaming jumping up and down on the fucking um in the The booth they're causing all kinds of bullshit kids Mary Beth said when she worked at both restaurants She's like kids run around they almost knock people, people don't have fucking control of their kids. They have like a huge eye, that is the thing. And like in that case, hitting things. So I have so much to kids.

So my family has to pay the price on not getting a spaghetti meal because of other children. You can bring us spaghetti dinner home. I thought the same way because I went like, even by bringing sage out, sage has always been very well-behaved in restaurants.

She's like, she wasn't a cryer, she wasn't a screamer. So let's follow a class action lawsuit, me and you. Right, so wait, you're filing on the behalf of your 26-year-old daughter, your 19-year-old daughter. Who behaves? At least 17-year-old niece, all of her, more than welcome. All right. Yeah, all right. I have to say, like, yeah, first I was like, hey, that's kind of bullshit because you

know, you think about that when you have a kid, but then I was like, but most people are in seemingly incapable of controlling their kids and their behavior. And the only way they can do it is if they bring a fucking iPad and then you listen into 10 fucking iPads, all playing different shit. Maybe shark and all that other crap. Yeah, since it's it's one thing I mean they cry a lot of times you'll see the parent will leave you know, they'll go away from dining room to try to calm them down a little bit some don't

Like you have you have that level of person then you have the level of person that like brings their infant to a movie Where's the compassion? You know those parents don't want to go there and have their kids act up So why like I think a little bit more patients? Maybe by the staff, you know, they're paying customers. I think they had patients and they finally were like fuck this They're probably just take it into the pocketbook But you know, what if there you want to go out there and have a nice meal on a Saturday night and worked all week And you come in you got this, you know Right next to you and you have

all this stuff. Are you funny? I'm trying to you know. I'm the wrong person to ask because I have an extremely easy time blocking out other children. Good reason. Not to children. Why are you making a big deal? Yeah and I guess never bothered me from the time you know I don't even I can't even tell you when I've ever been annoyed by somebody else's children no matter how Unruly they've been because I just have an ability to like not hear it just as an rattle on my goes one ear and out the other

So I've never been that person. It's like I can't even in the movie theater. It doesn't bother me No, no, no, he just falls asleep. How many different places do you go out to eat though? I go to all the places where I'm going to be exposed to unruly kids my my restaurant of choice is friendlies right that's a kid oriented if I have a kids menu if I was to walk in there like like some people do and fucking be like oh get that kid out of here and shut that fucking junior up over there I would be out of my mind to think that I should be able to walk in and get that kind of But is it more acceptable in a restaurant like that than an upscale restaurant? Well, yeah, like with the kids that were screaming like I was I was sitting there and I'm like

Should I say something to these people? But I'm like I'm at Chili's What's my expectation? What is my expectation of Chili's and even though my my request to be like Can you tell your kids to stop screaming at the top of their lungs and jumping up and down is completely reasonable? I'm the asshole. Then the fucking phones come out. Then the out of context clip goes online. And I'm like, it's not worth it. I'll get the soup and Johnson.

I'm just close up to the police. Nobody's agreeing with me. Everybody's gonna think I'm the asshole. I'm not gonna agree with you, but yeah, the sun won't. I feel it's a fucking extremely risky move by that restaurant to post that. Because if it's getting fucking play in New Mexico, it's if we're to believe me.

Yeah. That is something they could not have anticipated. And it could be devastating. Could be. The perception about like people not supporting that risk. You don't think they could have anticipated blowback from a decision like that. I think they should have,

and the age of the internet, you know what, it's also, it's just as possible though that they could put that out, and nobody would even notice, right? I mean, it seems you just don't know. It seems you guys didn't notice. Like, what's gonna be weird is like.

The internet won't notice. The internet what's gonna be weird is like. The internet won't notice. The internet won't notice now. I was reading comments and they're like, well, my perfectly behaved eight year old and I will be going somewhere else and blah, blah, blah, blah. That kind of shit.

I told Debbie not to post that for us. Right. But those are the people that probably weren't going anyway. They're just fucking posting it. Yeah. It did make me like once they reopened, I think they reopened on March 3rd or something and said in the article. It did make me want to go down there and check it out just to be like, I wonder what the ambiance is that they're like this is being ruined by kids time and

hunger. Okay, please go and report back. Yeah, I'll do a little, I think we'll be honest. I'm curious because I want to see like, like I'm sure I'm going to get from people who are there pets on the back, you know, from their stance. Some of their regulars are gonna be like, thank God, you did the right thing, especially for people like us. Jesus, remember? Yeah. But also, you know, you know, an eye for an eye, Jesus said that too.

Who's did it? No, no. I thought it was homerobby. You didn't see him separate the fucking road out there? He was out there. He was out there with his fucking barren mask with a cane in his hand. He just separates Route 36. But it sandals. I was also trying to, I think sometimes like, like everybody at the age

of the internet things spread around all over the place. When we were young, like, like hubbubba. Oh my God. Yeah, big league chew. It had, well hubbubba had spider eggs in it, allegedly. And you heard about the person who chewed it and then all the spiders came out of the mouth or whatever and all that other shit. So like, you never hear kids talking about

that kind of shit anymore, though, like those old urban myths, yeah. So it, like, it occurred to me, I'm like, what about jokes? So I told Ming I was like, set up a hidden camera. And like, so it's like over your shoulder, but on your kids, like, sit them down, tell them you wanna have it. These kids are old too now. Yeah, yeah, they're like, they're like 15, 17, I think.

Sit them down and be like, look, there's something that I need to tell you. Nice, I much so you with this song. Yeah. There's something I need to tell you. Now, the first part is really not going to come as a surprise. The second part, you'll probably be okay with, but it's the third part that's going to be sort of shocking.

All right. Me Chinese. Now, would you get the rest of that? If he say to the kids, he's like, meet Chinese. Me play joke. The second part is me play joke. The third part is me put me in your coke. Is it an old joke?

You never heard this? I've never heard this. I've never heard this. I've never heard this. I've never heard that. I've never heard I've never heard this I've never heard that no wow That's what I've never heard it either You've heard Sunday how old tell me I've never heard that joke you've never heard never heard that me Chinese me played joke

Me put me pee in your coat. I have not I've never heard that holy fucking shit Right No one's ever played that on me. Wow. I am I gotta say I am fucking utterly stunned that you never heard that that was like huge one we were in in elementary school No, we even have any Chinese people So I guess this really felt flat Like setting up a whole thing

I like this would be hysterical dude. I was crying in the car when we were coming home I was laughing so hard at this no straight as an arrow. No, straight as an arrow. You weren't on the volcano? Nope, no volcano. I'm sure he didn't pipe us up. Oh, I don't know. He might have dosed me or so. Who knows? But no, we were coming back from Chippen City. What about in the studio? Are they smoking in the studio?

No, no. No. Stone cold sober. Stone cold sober, dude. I was laughing so hard at their faces. Where like, just the first part where he's like me, Chinese, and then being like, what's going on? Like our dad's lost his fucking mind. Is it mean you're great to do this. Yeah, I don't think he thought it would be funny

But I there wasn't really any agreement put in place where he would he would try to set it up I was like put that's like the lost the lost like you know oral history of jokes and that kind of shit like my Fear is that me Chinese me play joke me put peeing your coke is going to be eventually, you forgot. But is it also racist? It's, of course it is. And it also, that's why it's forgotten. I mean, that's why it's kind of been like,

fall into the wayside. And when it says anymore for fear of the backlash, it also doesn't make any sense like in the context. It's like, okay, you're Chinese. You played a joke, but put in like pissing in somebody's coke. It's not really a joke. It's like, I should add a Chinese restaurant. It was just the convenience of these things rhymed

and somebody put them together at some point. And they continued, I'm fucking floored that you guys have never heard this. I don't know if it was, but how I remember it was was something with your hands. Like you would have to like, like, hey, okay, open the, you're open to the refrigerator.

Okay, now pull out a Coke. Right, that's the elongated version. Yeah, that's how I remember it. Like it was like, it was like, once they drink a soda, then you're like, ah, me, please.

Yeah. It was like almost like the kids would do the thing with the string. Yeah, I'm begging all parents out there Please tell this joke to your kids and tell them to tell it at school just so you can keep it alive Family your income Yeah, Parish lose their job We got no life.

I think in terms of being offensive, though it's one of those things where it's like, it's just, it's so nonsensical and fucking stupid that it's hard to be offended by it. Even if you're Chinese. Hard to be a comedian these days. I think it's still possible for people to be upset by that. I guarantee you, there's people gonna be listening to this warpset by it. Okay, if you're in the future.

The occasion I've read on Reddit and everything, they can fucking mad about everything. Oh yeah, yeah. So I guarantee you, there will be people who are upset with even this little segment of this episode. Okay, so. Me, sorry. I'm so sorry.

So did either of you as a child have people make fun of your names? Or? Oh no, with BJ as my initials never. Okay, okay. Yeah. Okay. Why? I was just wondering if there was anyone that in particular that you could remember.

Personally, their names? No, no, no. A time that had happened? People still do it to me to this day. Like I know when I was younger, you know, I got my name got made fun of. And then like I moved to a different school and I thought it was all over.

And the same jokes continued on. I'm always the joke. It was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was a song. What was the name of a song? Uh, it was. You got to tell them off air because even. Well, if you tell me the name of the song people can find out your name I think people know his name right? Yeah, that's a plague

But when I when I moved to Union like I was amazed that people up there knew it as well like I thought It was finally over and done with but it was I think I know the limerick or whatever you're talking about It's about leprechauns. Yes, it is How should I check a popular song? No whatever you're talking about it's about leprechauns. Yes, it is How such a popular song No, no, no, it's not popular. It's as popular as me Chinese Yeah, well, I'm sad to see me Chinese girl, but what are you gonna do? You gotta let go of shit Well, you at a game we have no spot. We did, but they never sent a copy so we got no copy to read I do have a game. Oh

Get my glasses So this is this is a wagering game. I don't know if you guys like to wager if you guys like to bet go to AC Sunday I know you go to AC. What's your game up there? I Usually play roulette and I usually play slots. I love to learn how to play crafts. It's just, it's very involved. It's what I'm saying, there's always shit going on with craft stale.

There's always people yelling scream, yeah. Yeah, you don't know if you won or lost. Yeah, I just want to, but it's weird. It's like you roll a seven, it's good, and then next one it's not good. It's like it's all like, I got to really watch it. I would like to play it though. I would figure you for a back rack,. It seems like that's that's that's

expensive game. You got me that's that's that's yeah but the player has the advantage of back rack. Um well look the house always has has the advantage but I'm back in this game Sunday. Oh because it's I got this is the working title of the game IQ pest. Instead of IQ test. This is the game where people wager if Gidham has a higher IQ than some of the most renowned and famous people throughout his fucking Stephen Hawking.

I see online people are they're they're creaming for I get them to take an I can't take a test Let's put an end to that right now. He's not gonna do it right? I would never want him to take an IQ test because What does he have to gain and everything to lose exactly as I said the Mary Beth we were talking about it And I was like the only way I would want to see how is if he did it and it was 147 That would be funny. There's something higher. Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh. I have to eat shit. Yeah. And smile. Yeah, I'd be like, he did it. I've got what he wants to say. We know he wasn't like. That's the whole there knows.

Yeah. He's got fucking pieces. He's got turd. So what happens here is, you must place your bet on 148 before you know who he's up against. So let's say you know you're going to have you have 20 $20 in chips. The big chip is worth two points, little chips are worth one point. So before you even know you have to say to yourself, okay, you always bet on get them too.

So, you put out a number, let's say you put out a 10 dollars on get them and then I reveal to you like, okay, let's say he's up against Einstein, okay. So then you have to say to yourself, is get them IQ higher than Einstein's? Probably not. So you can pull the bet back if you want. You can reclaim the bet.

If you understand the word, the definition word, probably, right? I think you're about to say definitely. Or you can double down if you think he's definitely going to be Einstein, or you could like leave the bet ride as is. So you have three options. I have to do.

I reveal the other person that get him is up against. These words, the big chips are how much? Two points, little chips are worth one point. Okay. Okay. Sunday is going all in. He wants to go home. So what we're playing for here today is a free month of Patreon for a one lucky listener.

Wow. What's here? Are they on? Five. I wondered. So, Brian, you're playing for Jonathan Lindow, L-I-N-D-A-O from Shoemaker'sville, Pennsylvania. Get him. You're playing for Lindelow from Glendale, Arizona. Lindelow. And, Sunda, you're playing for Robert Lowe from Glendale Arizona Linda Lowe and Sunday you're playing for Robert Holcomb from Houston Texas. How's he playing though? He's we're not betting against him. I mean we're betting on himself. Yeah Yeah, he doesn't hope he is a higher IQ than a higher IQ than some of the people I'm gonna say right now All right, so you're gonna be playing for Robert you got Linda and you got Jonathan Brie. Okay. So you know how to play, right? Yes. All right.

So the first up is you guys have to put up your wager now, you have to say, what are you going to bet on the first round? I will go soft. One chip, one chip, you say I always have more right? Brie and get them have two dollars in the pot. Yes. All right. Here is who Gidham is up against, or who has the higher IQ. The father of our country, Abraham Lincoln.

Abraham Lincoln. Known depressive. Yeah. But it's a pater of people. But, but to what himself law? The imaginator. Mm-hmm. Yeah. It, it's a

Peter. I'm not I'm not in this game. Okay. I thought way by my I can't. You only learned so much. He's not out here. It's not longer than he is. So I'm going to go a little bit hired. You're going to go. You're going to go higher. Yeah. Get him and you're going to go $2 more. Yeah. Because I don't even think

he had it. I I'm not the any okay Get them. Well, let it ride get it. Let it ride You can pull it back if you don't think you have a if you think you're gonna lose right So if I pull it back you lose nothing I lose nothing Aber him Lincoln, huh? Do you have any other chips to give me back? Yeah, I'll let it ride. I'll let it ride. Yeah. Get them Steve Dave versus Abraham Lincoln in an IQ score. It's like a Mari would be an absolute tie. They both had a hundred and forty- Whoa, okay, so- Everybody loses.

Nobody loses, that's what- Push, push, push, go to the house. Go to the house. That's right, you can have my plastic chip. Well, come on, I mean, Robert is hoping that you don't take it so lightly. Yeah. Get him, I expected if you lost, you would have run through the hallways, like,

the glory, like, you know, the security guards would have been chasing you. But it has a feel to know that you have the same intellect as Abraham Lincoln. You could have been president. Now back down to Ken. All right, put your next wagers down. Guys have lose the money left and right here. Oh, again, for the budget. Something has put in one and Brian Gennem both have two.

All right. for the budget. Something has put in one and Brian get them both up too. All right. Get him Steve Dave or Ben Affleck. Batman. Oh, Ben, Ben's a smart guy. Brody wrote, you know, his Oscar winner. Mm-hmm.

Brian, what are you gonna do? You're gonna keep your Ben at two? What was that, uh, went to Harvard. Him or Damon? That was a movie. Yeah, that was good while hunting. Ben also didn't go to space you know that right Yes, he did I saw it with my own two eyes. He also can't draw wells

But probably he's also not that man you think about it Sunday because prize got to go first here You want to withdraw that or double down? I'm gonna withdraw it. I think that is smarter than good Okay, get him Get it's bad not himself. Yeah, another dollar. Yeah Sunday, what do you think? Who's smarter? Well, though I did see Ben in a commercial with J. Low and I'm The Dunkin Donuts commercial and I'm like did you two assholes not learn the first time? Don't work together, nobody likes it. Right, why would he go back? Yeah, it's so fucking weird.

Really calls it the question is intelligence. Yeah, that's true. I might want to double down on Giddle. It's pretty bilingual, so yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, Sunday, do you think of Giddle Messagenius? All honesty. No.

Why not? He's worked with me for four years. Why not though? Dude, I am all honesty. I've said it since day one I met him. When Gidham walks into any room, he becomes the smartest man in that room. But he can't handle life.

That doesn't mean anything. He means everything. He can't take care of your fucking self. It means everything. No, I'll tell you this right now. Okay. Just because you pass a fucking test that doesn't mean you're a genius. That does not mean you're good at life. It absolutely that rating, that IQ rating, absolutely is an indicator of genius thinking. But it doesn't mean you're good at anything. I could pass a test as a lawyer. That doesn't mean I'm a good lawyer. I could pass anything. You know what I'm saying?

It's true, it's just a test. You just passed a test. But the test is like, like let's say I took my test for a CDL and I passed it. They're like, okay, now you have a license and you're a truck driver. But that's the IQ test. They're like, okay, now that you've passed it

and you have this score, you qualify technically as a genius. Right. You understand what I'm saying. Yes, yes. Like, he's holding him to a standard that's not fair. Does Ming pass his driver's license? I don't know. I just tell you, I can hardly help.

But it may drive. It doesn't mean that he can drive well or be driving family. I think you're holding, get him to a standard that's not fair. Like, you're saying, oh, cool, because he is quirky in a sense. He sleeps on a couch in all this. Yes. You go because he is quirky in a sense. Sweeps on a couch. You have to get an all-in-yes. You know, that he's not a genius. Potential?

Yes. But not sleep on a couch in the office. What? Potential, yes. Okay. Now, I have to say there's a new person who has come around to the way I'm thinking and considers, get him a real, the smartest person she's ever come into contact with. It can't be done she went to college.

It is death of my God. She has the flat against bad moves. What's going on over there? She gets one burn out of it. Exactly. That's why she came over to hug all her pictures on the wall at a level and it's completely the pictures are all uniform. Mine is too. Okay, I am fucking genius. It's just called you measure the fucking table, you measure the wall and the pictures and you put them up. She's taken, she's taking

wall stability to do it versus get them. Then you know what, he is a genius age. I can't tell you the amount of times in the last month that I've asked her a question. Walter Madison. And she, I said, Deb, what do you think about blank, blank, blank? And she goes, well, have you asked him? That's her response now. I mean, that's a true indication. How much she thinks of his intelligence.

She has said that he might be the smartest person that she's ever come across. Wow. And she's met Sunday Jeff. All right, so now, do you want to rethink pulling that back after hearing that? That Debbie Flanagan has her full, full endorsement.

You're gonna simple it back. You're gonna wager nothing. Yeah, gonna wager nothing. I need some chips. Where am I going? You pulled it back. You're gonna wager nothing. You're gonna wager nothing. I need some chips. Where mine go? You you pulled it back. You said that you didn't all because I think I said, okay, yeah, because I think I think I think better smarter than go. Get

them Steve Dave. You're the only one who bet on himself. Yeah. And you are the only one who lost money because that has 150 IQ. Okay. Who's the genius now mother? All right, put your bets in Everybody's going big except get them. I'm gonna go real big this time Putting in $9. Yeah, no, we don't know six six dollars. That's why we're not geniuses. I agree with that

This round get him is up against pretty smart motherfucker. Bill Gates. Mr. Bill Gates, he invented what? Apple? No, Microsoft. Microsoft. He was with that. Well, he had a bunch of engineers write DOS for him. Yeah. And then he applied it to computers. Yeah. All right. So

Sunday, would you like to keep your bet as it's my bet? As is. So get him. I think I'm going to pull back. Yeah. I mean, it is Bill Gates. I mean, he's got this kind of like PR campaign that has gone around trying to clean up his image that he's. Because I remember reading a biography that mentioned him and apparently he was not very like a not very hygienic person. And okay. I did not expect that. No, I don't think so either. And especially like it was a look of distaste like a you know kind of gross

Yeah, I can't picture like skipping a shower just do you ever meet a genius that last that he laughs at such a genius for so many times Crazy Brian you're gonna stick with that. I'm not gonna pull it back Just Because we can't leave part of it out right we have to leave it all out Yeah, you got to pull it all out or double it up or leave it as it. Yeah I feel like Bill may have a pointer too on him. Alright, get him Steve Dave is not as smart as Bill Gates. Bill Gates has a 151.

Close. But you know what? You never went to Epstein's Island. True, you never... I was never on a loyalty express. Right, yeah. So, I'm not in the blue. Was that by your choice, Gail?

I'm just curious. Or... He would have... Or was it you, yeah, you didn't meet the celebrity. Well, no, it was... He would have been on Epstein's. Yeah, he was on a 10 and under. I was 10 and over.

Oh, okay. Yeah, so Sundae, you lost. I was trying to get him. He would have been on Epstein. He was 10 and under. I was 10 and over. Oh, okay. Yeah, so Sundae you lost. Yeah, nobody has won anything. Wait, so Sundae you're saying that you were saying that you don't think that I'm a genius, but then you just bet that he was smarter than the Bill Gates. No, just like one of those trick questions with him, right? That's why.

Oh, it's not the Bill Gates you're thinking of. It's another Bill Gates. You know, because it could be somebody that might not had a high IQ, but they were able to be successful, right? You know, All right guys put in your wagers Bryce put in two get him has put it up you have put in four get him has put in two and Sunday's put in one Get him is up against in this round The Donald Donald huh Donald Trump you fired Sound like a meteor on a moon how much her pants today You fired the Donald

You're fired, Donald. Well, let me try to get you fired. Is that it? Is that it? Is that better? Definitely more like Donald's. Alright, Donald's alright. Alright, Sunday, what do you got? Another president. Yeah. I'm gonna take my chance.

Take it back. I'm gonna take my time. Take it back. Get them I'm gonna understand you stand how come let me just got that gut feeling I I'm gonna bet that the source for this is not very friendly to our ex-president news, huh? And yeah, well, there's anybody that knows him he should fucking own right uh... i think i'm gonna pull it back go to pull it back to the public on this one all right i was president uh... get him your line of housing money online yes although it

is weird because like trump p.r. machine could have just put out that he had a hard-earned he has to do well get him. You're fired because he has a 156. Wow, he's running in hell. Wow. Wow. A lot of people are probably are. Right now. I'm going to find it smarter. But Don don't just have a fucking heart attack. Call 911. Sleeping, sleeping, sleeping, Joe's fake news. It's right there on my tax returns. So, you know, I need a press secretary who walks back

everything that I say on a normal everyday basis. Snoop dog. You know, the rapper. If IQ is has anything to do with appearing in every single fucking thing that anyone asks you to be in, he probably got a fuck. He was in the half time. 500 IQ. Yeah, you know, like two, two years ago. Oh, wait a minute. Oh, I actually fucked up. So you guys can bet on this before. Oh, yeah, we're supposed to bet first. So you guys can bet on this right now, because since I fucked up, the house fucked up.

I want a bet on Gidham. Get a bet on Gidham. Yeah, bet on it. Four bucks on Gidham. And you're betting two and two. For the first time in this game, you are smarter than somebody because Snoop Dogg has a 147 IQ

He's way cooler than I am You think Brought you get two And you get two, but just take this one. Yeah All right guys got him I'm not gonna fuck up the house. Ain't gonna fuck up again. Your fire. So put your wagers in.

I got money to play with now. All right, you ready? I'm gonna bet big, so it doesn't fucking go until 11 o'clock. Seven. The demon, Jean Simmons. I'm about big so it doesn't fucking go until 11 o'clock to the seven the demon Gene Simmons oh shit Christine Guy

You also wrote the lyrics to Muggle white man You also wrote the lyrics to Manga Lloyd, man. Yeah. Also did great expectations. Yeah, you also, yeah, you also put it back. You also put it when you wish upon a star on your solo. Yeah, still, still taking it back.

You're taking it back. Yeah, I think James will pretty smart guy. Brian, what are you going to do? He's a smart businessman. He speaks like multiple languages too. I mean, I think he's a pretty smart guy. He's a pretty smart guy. He wrote the song, Burn Bitch Burn. I want to put my log in your fire and he take you higher. That's pretty smart. Yeah. I'll stand. Stand? Yeah, I understand. That's get him is smarter. I think get him smarter. Yep. Get him Hey shrewd

Yeah, I want to stand stand Come on get him to let me down get him Steve Dave You are smarter than Gene Simmons. Oh damn. Gene Simmons only has a 117 IQ. What a dummy. I'm proud. I'm proud. I'm proud.

I love these dummy I know. Yeah. Three. I mean, we saw how he treated you. So that kind of shows how stupid he is. Aww. He really got nose. Nice and brown

Nice got three dogs It's only gonna get harder boys. That's what she said Neat Gotta put your bets out. I almost jump the gun again. Why don't you go bigger? This is not gonna be such a worst played it's smart You Sunday go ahead Neil Armstrong he walked on the moon Do you walk on the moon? I'm betting on getham on this one.

He walked on the moon. He didn't build the rocket that went there. Exactly. Get him walks. He walked the ropes. Remember? And he walked back. This isn't that even a half a mile.

His impressions on the ground look the same as the alarm stroking on the moon. Or did he fucking stumble and crawl halfway? Look like a fucking possum trying to cross over that road so fry you're gonna pull it back I pulled it back yeah whoa smart move get him because you are smarter than Neil Armstrong oh damn I could have won eight bucks damn get him now you're fucking raking it in

yeah impressed yeah well what was Neil Armstrong's? What was his? 139. 139. When he walks on the moon, I'll be impressed. What's he saying? You'll get a blow job when that kid next door walks on the moon? Can you always talk about it? No. Can you be the other? Tell him that that's a great story. It's a popular urban legend that he had a neighbor,

name Mr. Gorsky. Who did? Neil Armstrong as a child, as a child. And he overheard his wife say, you'll get a book. No, no, no, no. He overheard the neighbor's wife say to her husband. Yeah, you'll get a blowjob when the next door neighbor's kid walks on the moon.

Really? Yeah. That sounds like total bullshit to me. Where did you hear this fucking story? I heard it too. Did you? It's referenced in a watchman. I don't know, yeah.

So like that's a fucking boss move by Neil Armstrong. He fucking was fueled by that. By overhearing the neighbors? You'll see. You know what, man, bros, before hose, because I'm gonna make that bitch suck your dick. Right, it's gonna be 20, 30 years from now, but still, you're gonna get a blow.

And on small step for man, one giant blowjob for mankind. Don't look it up, kid. Don't get distracted. That's where you go wrong. Shiny object. Peace candy. Tom Brady. Oh, I jumped the gun. Tom Brady. Tom Brady's on the clock right now. The guys can bet against Tom Brady.

I'm not sure if I could bet against Tom Brady. The go. 10 Super Bowls. Seven victories in those games. Ladies go to school. Michigan. Yeah. Where'd you go to college?

St. Vincent's College, a Latpe, Pennsylvania. He went and broke down. What'd you major in and Ocean County College? Undeclared. Undeclared. Liberal arts. We stand as at a fucking sterling academic record. I don't know what is. So you made your nothing. Well, you want a bad against the goat. You want to Well, you want a bad against the goat. Do you want to? That's your boy right there. You hate Tom Brady. Wouldn't you love to fucking hear that, like, get him as a bigger IQ than the goat?

Because you wouldn't put him on there. You're not going to let him fucking get bitch slapped by fuckers. So I'm not that, I'm not buying the like, I play poker bitch. I'm not buying him today. You should not get a sit there and say, I'm saying, you should have better than the greatest of all time. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I any blemish it's it's like I can see the fucking glistening off the fucking statue right now he's not doing that something Jeff you should be playing this game we should be your IQ because you're right yeah Tom Brady has 150 IQ

you're all we're mad at show that on that all right getting down here to the last couple you know if you did it, you're gonna bet on Brady? You can't think really good. Let's get on. Let's get on. I dated scores here real quick, Brian. How many big chips you got? I got six big chips.

That's 12, how many little chips you got? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 13. That's 25 points. All right, two, four, six, eight, 10. I got 21. Okay. 14, 15, 16, 17.

All right, so, Sunda, you need to, need to like, get a strategy here because you're losing. I would start throwing in some big hand makers. Yeah, some big box. You're calling, you're saying that, uh, Gittem's not a genius, but he's out chipping you over here. He is. Holy chipped out the nine. Holy chipped, Gittem knows. You know, I go back to a home when I leave here. Yes. Holy chips, no denying that. Holy chips, get him, no. You know what?

I go back to a home when I leave here. Yeah. So do I. It may not be fine, but I'm still going to a home. All right. All right, hold on. You don't want to get the name out, right? I get to put out four chips.

Four, four, six, eight bucks. You don't want to go five. I'm going to go 10. Wow. Yeah. There's only way I'm going to these guys down this is a difficult one The king of pop Michael Jackson

I'm thinking get him smarter than yeah, he spent all his time dancing in shit, right? Yeah, he spent all his time dancing and shit. Right. Getting yelled at, getting spanked. How many questions were you left? Mmm, we got about... ...three. Huh, I'm not sure. You can see, and he was on the, like, that profile stuff.

And... It's probably... That makes him what? It probably eats away at your IQ a little. Well, I doubt he took the IQ test right before he died. Oh, yeah! Yeah, the IQ test right before he died Yeah, this IQ test was administered as he's calling the fucking doctors I mean, I'm sure his was given when he was a child I don't know

I would think maybe like what the core cases and everything there might have been like some competency test done So that's where. But who would who would ask for that? His team or the probably the opposing team? The prosecution. Yeah, the opposing team. They would want it like we want your client to take an IQ test?

A competency test, which could include something like an IQ test. Make sure he fit to stand trial. All right, Mr. Fuckin, big nuts. So you're all your lawyer speak Smarter than the King of pop I got for it says I am Sunday See my chips, Lou right I pulled it back you pull the back. I Don't I just I just don't see him studying them or they're like being that He can't a pupil. He does have a patent. Well, what?

The little walk. No, the shoes that let him lean forward. Oh, really? Yeah. I'm sure they're in demand. Yeah. I have like seven pairs at home. That's true.

Well, Abra, you were smart to pull it back because the King of Pop has 164 IQ. It'd be smart to everybody. That's crazy, right? 164? be smart and everybody. That's crazy right? 164 that is yeah, that's really high Give me your money Betcha betcha Ben took the test form All right He's lean down only two more that's it. There's only two more on the list

I feel like I could not even play now and still wait We got it back something. Okay. I would just bet those little singles. Yeah, I'll bet a little little guy right here All right, I want my dude to win his Patreon. Oh you might as well. What do you got left? Yeah, go and then hold the two You need to get back in the game So it's two left. Yeah, okay Is this our first female on the list? Hey, Michael Jackson. I'll cut that out. That's disgusting. We don't need those reddit comments. What are you doing? That's why people hate you. Yeah, that's why he's the hitable genius. Hateable Jesus.

Hate 148. Yeah, I think this is our first female on the list, but it's Melania Trump. Melania Trump Supermodel. First lady, former first lady. Former first lady. This is first and now. In what way?

Clothing design and stuff like that. Okay, so somebody designed clothing, a putter name on it. Yeah, that's a good design. I just can't have name on it. I've just had a ride. I only had two questions left anyway. Yeah. I'll let it ride. He's a girl smarter than get him. I'm gonna pull back. I'm gonna pull back. Yeah. Yeah. Hmm. I mean, I have no limitations. This will come as a surprise to many, but Melania allegedly has a very high IQ, which some

say maybe in the area of 200. Fuck off. Listen to this. The former model came to the United States under the extraordinary abilities, VISA. Also called the Einstein visa. Also called the fucking awesome tits in S visa. This is a real deal fucking really? VISA She was able to get into this country on the Einstein visa. It is reserved for people who are highly acclaimed

in their field. The government cites Pulitzer. I got a fucking head. I can help you. This is an Olympic winners as examples, as well as respected academic researchers and multinational executives. Well, Mrs. Trump began applying for the visa in 2000 when she was

Melania Knouse, a Slovenian model working in New York and dating Donald Trump. Again, at the risk of angering some of our listeners, who are probably now our fucking Katana, now that way, fucking Trump. Chris has got to be beside himself. I'm sure he will never lose the team. And I found out the other day I was I was trying to troll him on Twitter and I couldn't find his name. I was like, what the fuck's going on?

I texted him. No, he got banned. Yeah. He got banned from Twitter. He got banned from Twitter, yeah, he called somebody a name. He called somebody a C-Hag, which I thought was pretty like innocuous. Is that mean contact? From Papa So you're fired in pop-up You're fired

That's to tell you 148 IQ All right, go to the next one. All right, this is it. You gotta go all the way I lost right so I gotta give you this back. Yeah, all right. I think you're safe. Don't cry. I gotta pee for parking There we go. I'm gonna bet one little one. Oh get him going all it. I'm'll go all in. It's the last one, right? Oh my gosh. Yeah All right, there's a big one. Get him. This is it You are up against Justin beer Son of Jeff a Adolf Hitler.

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! What do you think his head would be like if he actually is, fucking smarter than Adolf Hitler tonight? I don't know, so I'm not gonna go around to kind of post about, yeah. Go over to fantasies.

Sit down at the bar and start bragging. You never know. A couple of years, and he starts fucking blabbing. And you don't need to break- Yeah, and any social situation with- Not with us. You should not bring up Hitler. You know I'm smarter than Hitler, right?

I think I know how to take over the world. Sunday. You gotta let it ride, right? Yeah, well, what else? You wanna try to win, so you might as well let it ride. You might win! Well, for your listener, you bet I can't get anything. No, but it's still a nice, like, moral victory. It's a way, at least, to go home and go home with something.

If I lose this, I'm going to win. But if you leave it in, you might might there's a chance you can get four bucks We we've now run into Sunday Jeff sliding like 10 feet away from the mic Get him what do you think? I think I am smarter than that hateful monster So you can let it let it ride yeah, right? Yeah, I'm gonna pull it back I mean as well because I've get a wins And I don't it's looking close here. This is more of a strategy than an actual. I'm cough If you guys had watched fucking any of Hogan's heroes would have known the fucking Nazis are idiots

Hogan's heroes would have known the fucking Nazis are idiots Get them Steve Dave you are smarter than eight off Hitler. He had a 141. Yeah Yeah, smarter than Hitler. Yeah, that's the next shirt. We're gonna come out with Get him face smarter than Hitler So, Jim, Jim, all right. Let's count up. What how much did you win get him? eight eight 16 $16 and it's that yeah, which is 32 Bride you have more than 32 I don't I don't I got 16 here in big chips right 19 20 23 26 wait

131 How do you count to 30? Okay, so give me four the six. Yeah, so many okay, so I got 10 Those Perfect you are in the Lanx I need four though. I keep them coming Oh, did you do perfect? You are in the Atlantic city now. I need four of those. I keep them coming.

What's 26? The blue is at 18. 20. The red one. 22. 24. 26. Only 28.

You played it wrong. You played it safe. I played it safe. Yeah. Oh, he's bet on Gidham. Oh, God. Just like Debbie. What's that movie from?

Ever? Always bet on black? Oh, the passenger 57 was like snipes. Yeah, that's a new fucking now. Hines 57. Oh, Steve.