Tell Em Steve-Dave - #548: Tee Is For Tampon

Episode Date: February 26, 2023

Q’s back and talking wrestling, an oldie but a goodie is retired, Walt becomes a caretaker and attempts to tell an off-color joke.

Can I get a little background gay experiences this week. Oh, he's old as a f**k! Tell him, Steve Dave! Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell them Steve Dave. Hey, what? We have a special guest this week. Another special guest. Yeah, special earliners.

Frank five or Sunday or even gittems. Is outrageous. The fucking wrestling phenom from Staten Island. Yeah, I started my wrestling career at age 46. Oh, that's and great. It looked um it's starting hurt. It hurt. That's because it did hurt. There's a still frame of your face where like where Murray's on top of you and the table is broken and you're just grimacing. Teeth are grittin. Yeah, I can't I still cannot sleep on my right side his he his whole shoulder and like neck area just cracked on my ribs, right?

So it's still it's still hurting and What now what do you do now? Like what do you what do you actions do you take? I mean, I can't really talk about it too much because I'm trying to sue like I got lawyers I mean, I can't really talk about it too much because I'm trying to sue. Like I got lawyers. Well, you're talking about your time. I'm involved.

I mean, that's what I thought. Well, yeah, I mean, so you can't talk until the case has been. Well, I mean, they won't let us back on AW, because of what happened. They're blaming us somehow. And my thing is just like, it's all funny games, but you can't just not tell someone you're gonna slam them through a table. Exactly. So I mean, that's like, we talked about it a little

last week and there were people, you know, who listened to the episode and then were posting that I was like trying to pretend that it was real or whatever. What I was talking about was, no, but the injury was real. I wasn't pretending that like you guys You guys were injured By professional fucking wrestlers, but what looked to to my eyes to appear as if they were going overboard Out of spite or a little bit out of like okay these fucking guys Yeah, yeah, and it looked like they were just like took advantage of two civilians there was definitely an uh uh... uh... sense of that yeah like fuck these guys

mhm like these guys from uh... like they don't want me on uh... so they just want to they just want to do just because like we've had Jericho on my show you know that one well nobody jumped out of nowhere beat the shittier that could cruise with them too. Yeah, I did his crew In a pro e overboard. No, everything was fine, and then it's these JAS punks. They just like they don't have any respect They have no respect so they don't see that gray in your beard and say like maybe we shouldn't come after this So who do you go after? Yeah, hopefully Tony Khan? He's the owner of he owns it all. He's billionaires capital B

So you can get a slice break off a little bit at a couple mill for see a lot of a lot of people over there Like don't rock the boat this type thing, you know, you're really suing your boss the same company on stuff So get a lot of pushback right now have them and push picked up Yeah, I mean there's not even like a chance to like get back at the JAS guys because they just won't have us back on. Like, so I was like, so you just, like you came us on, brought us on the promote

to show with the whole thing and then you guys just beat the shit out of us and then we're not allowed back on to, to, to, like even like get back at the money thing, nothing. Well, well, you would, how can you get back? You would physically want to try like get back at the money thing nothing but well Well, you would how can you get back you would physically want to try to get back Like what do you mean get back? No, you can belong yourself with like, you know a different wrestler and oh man And stuff like that. I thought you're gonna go like Rocky for and start training You got now you got the time to really work on your yeah, my form. Yeah, and like really become fucking iron. Yeah, I could I could give that a shot

I do have the way to the river seal up though You should do what you know that liver king guy No liver king. Yeah, he was like this dude on the internet and He said he ate raw liver and he dressed like a viking. He looked like the guy from the Capitol riot, kinda. Okay, that could show him. And yeah, and he was like, oh, you know, it's all natural. And I mean, this dude is fucking ripped.

Like, there's not an ounce of body found on him. He's fucking huge. He looks like something out of a component. He looks like Conan. Okay. He looks like someone stuffed air into his anus. Yeah. Like an air hose and just been on high. And into his anus. Yeah.

Like an air hose and just getting on high. And all his muscles are pumped up. Like they're like cartoonishly huge. Yeah. But he insisted it was all naturally insisted. He's like, by he's like killing elks and eating their livers and hearts and all that shit. Well, you got to enjoy life.

He said it was going to give him, it was giving him superpowers. And then somebody did a little research and it turned out he spent $11,000 a month on steroids. Oh, well there, yeah. Yeah, just combined your savings, plus your tell them Steve Dvernings. Yeah.

You could probably afford $11,000 a month. I got, yeah, I just wanted to walk away. I was like, what will I do to his head though? Oh, cute. Yeah, you can't take that kind of regimen of steroids and not be affected mentally though. I'll start He liver and shit. Yeah, I just started to calm down Yeah, I don't know what's gonna go on with those guys who knows I they I don't even know

They did like didn't anybody apologize like you haven't heard anything from it What if you guys tried to sneak in, like, you know, you've done some disguises and go in as a general public? When we got there that day, they gave us these lifetime passes, like, uh, lanyards, laminated with our face on it. And it said, uh, all access. It was like a backstage, it was like, Hey, you're on the show.

You, you know, you come, you know, you're part of the family now. Right. And then they took it back and they took it away. They took it away. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Pretty crazy. It's an outrage. It's an outrage. Yeah. Maybe they know something about, about the future of the TV show that I don't know that they're like, we could just toss this guy out like trash. And what has Marfielin? He's pretty good. His arm was racked up, was racked up a little bit.

When they put him through the table, he didn't really get hurt. It was just his arm raked against the plastic. And it sort of scraped up his arm, but he's fine. I mean, it's fine. It was first the whole right side hurt. And then as the weeks go by, it's just been getting smaller and smaller. So it's like a little patch about that big,

but I can't sleep on my, I mean, I mean, I just the black and blues that look like somebody had fucking painted, yeah, spray paint at your side, like a bizarre black and yeah, it was crazy. It was like, and it was the same ribs that I broke like a few years back. So it was, it was pretty nasty. I did not, I did not think that that was going to happen. We thought it was going to be like a fun little tussle. It's irresponsible. Yeah. I didn't even mean. It would be like if Gidham came in and suddenly Cugis slammed him through the fucking ping-pong table for no reason. Those guys who came out from the back, like I've met a few of those guys before but I didn't see any of them that day before they came out like that

They just came out They did they swarmed you just swarmed and like you don't know what's gonna happen and the whole crowd's there So did you feel any responsibility because you just you did steal the bat? Yeah, but I don't like drew attention to you. I drink man I know we're giving the bat back Yeah, I tried to get a small bat chant going Just got just showed up got my ass kicked and sent home stripped of my titles But the guy who owned used to own

WWE Vince McMahon when I started watching wrestling He was just a normal-looking dude. Yeah, an answer and that guy at your age became old to me. Yeah, he became like a fucking ripped in his 60s he looked like yeah, look like super jacked. Yeah, dude, you could do that. Yeah, I just can't see it. That's a great that's a great second chapter of your life though. He becomes a ripped wrestler. Yeah, I don't know man. I have to see in the way that like the way it is over there like they just did that. I don't they're crazy I don't want to be in business with those people and how long do you think it takes to train because Q's starting at his age Like these guys have been in it since like their late teens early 20s Start out with a blank slate might be rough. I just think that

I will have a hundred percent like if you go all in, there's nothing you could do it. I mean, you think it's age. I'm not gonna say it's gonna be easy. I think the harder part would be to learn the, like the summer salts off the top rope and everything. That was what I think I'm doing that. But the body part, you could pull off probably in two months. The hard part is not getting high eating white cash.

Yeah, it was, yeah, I don't know. I know a lot of guys there walked in backstage like so many people are nice and cool, but they really want to work in a place where people could just come out of nowhere without telling you and throw you through a table. But if you're fucking, but if you're built, you know, that BQ 2.0. Those guys are pretty big. They seem to be slamming each other through the table. So I'm, I don't know, man, I'm good.

I'm good. Yeah, they seem like more of like a, like you talk more of like a jackass environment, where like suddenly a giant boxing glove punches you onto the ground. Yeah, yeah, that seems like what it it's more what it's like than wrestling. That doesn't sound fun to me. No, like I talked to Eric Andre and he's like,

he talks about making that move and he's like, there's just no safe harbor. He's like, they just beat the shit out of you the entire time. Yeah, I wouldn't be able to take like suddenly, I'm in a fucking car, like locked car with bees in it. We're like, oh fuck, all the, all the fucking cocks. What's your family saying? Well hold on. My I don't think my my parents even watch that I didn't hear from my brothers.

I was just assuming that they didn't even know. They don't know that like they're not that celebrates each other. There's no comforting like you know because you know that's kind of like you were... My boy. No. No, you would think my brother's tag team team up to get some revenge, but... They didn't get a knowledge.

They didn't get a knowledge. Yeah, I didn't even get a text. And I know my brother watches wrestling. It's even hotter than he was never like, yeah, so that, that's funny. Yeah. What are you gonna do? It's all right. I dipped my toe in their world

and they fucking chewed me up and spit me out. I guess they sent me a strong lesson, you know? That's a difficult world to dip your toe in. It's not, it's not a normal world. It's a, what if, it's machismo and fucking testosterone and fucking muscles and muscles and pain Yeah, and then backstage was somebody just walked by a wrestling I'm not gonna say what his name is but like he just walked by and like didn't not tap to me

We could buy any fucking nailed it. Let me just square it. It was like You went around your lowest like is that like a like a like a butt like you know how guys slap each other in the butt like a kind of camaraderie No, I think it was like it was more like fuck you I was like a dismissive like like like does even does you have anything to smack? I think it was just getting bullied I think I was just getting bullied backstage You got to pick a different fucking Federation bro. I don't know. What if me and you also get Jacked Walt and then we as a team where the Tasty boys we go out there and we take on these young up starts. I mean, just seeing the way of when I don't I don't know that we

want to just go to like Castle instead man. That's not a bad idea. Yeah. But what I miss so I missed, I mean, I only missed two weeks. I wasn't like it felt longer It did it felt like a really long time I think the week before we recorded so early that now it's like over three weeks. Yeah, yeah I saw you yeah, but it's nice to be back Got time now. Should I be missing any weeks? Mm-hmm. She'd be good. We can talk shit about the wrestlers.

Oh man, why don't they let it back to leak it back to him? Fuck yeah, man. I don't know if I'm allowed to like go into and not go into it. I don't know. Is Mars also in the suit? No, no. I think he's using not to.

I think he, well, he didn't really get that hurt and I think he's just like, he's like, he didn't put in the time that I put in to get us on the show and like I don't know. So he's happy to be gone. He's happy to be over and done with it man. You can find him on cameo if you want you can ask him about it. Just a little pay 300 bucks to hear the story 30 second story about how wrestling went. Yeah. And if you buy 10 cameos,

Oh, Merrill, call you. Fuck yeah, well, um, I used, I ordered, this is a public service announcement. And maybe they'll get us back in the good grace as a borough. We're gonna borrow. Oh, we're gonna have to mention burrow. We promised them that like, they could made it to us. If they didn't, they'd be actually We promised them that if they did We would never mention them again. Oh, well, I will say that the CoTSD still works the 75% off I had the order a new couch. It still works still works. I tried it on a flyer and it fucking worked for how much of 75? Oh, they did say 75% No $75 I'm sorry. Okay. So yeah, that code still works still works. Oh, so something came up in their database the other day.

They're just like, who should rethink this? Review to show to see if they mentioned. We should take action against the assholes. We're still talking about this. How a couple of gay experiences this week. Gay is in homosexual like 80s gay. What do you mean? He means I know what he means. I can tell by the look in his phone. That pinkish glow.

No, first, my first one was I went to McDonald's and there was a super flamboyant gig either. Working or working. Okay, nice. And I go through drive through and he hands me the food and he's like, as Gays one could be, he's like, thank you, dear. And I gotta say, I kind of like that. So good, right? If it does.

Nobody ever compliments me or is nice to me like that. Well usually when I'm out to eat, it's with Mary Beth, so waitresses aren't like, they're not tapping you on the back or calling you a hunter and you match. You know, so being starved for affection. That is, that's a little bit, um, standard. Like yeah, like the very fact that a stranger could call you deer or a hun, and it means it moves your needle. Yeah, I meant something to me.

Wow. Yeah. Does Mary Beth not shower you? No, she does. Yeah, she does. But, but gay guys don't. Sure. Well, how many gay guys do you interact with? Guy McDonald's and...

Guy McDonald's. No one. That's it. Yeah. Although, I don't know. Don't, don't, don't, know don't don't we have any gay friend we must No, I know we have gay friends right when they're who who I'm interacting with yeah Nobody except for the guy McDonald's I a breakfast lunch and dinner there Cool guy is still working yeah, what about you and not you, lady? Yeah.

What's the other guy? And I think Sage may have made what was her first gay joke. Really? At my and Troy's expense. She's a Johnson. There you go. She was blaming a birthright.

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Walt, I mean, a classic of the 80s. Walt said you never heard it. Really? I don't remember ever hearing it. Not only have you heard it. You heard it. We discussed it on the show. I gotta tell you, I didn't remember either.

We're talking about, it just comes into something I want to talk about, about a lack of memory and like how concerning it is in this point of my life. But go ahead about what we want to take you off topic about. It's going to be a joke. This is this great joke. It's now been worthy of two weeks of conversation. Some people, a lot of people said let it die. Some people said let it live on.

I think the only problem is it's perceived as racist. It's not really racist, is it? Like somebody's saying they're Chinese and they played a joke and they pissed and somebody's soda. I just think the very fact that you say it with the tone and the affect. But I didn't say it like me. I was like, oh, I'm your Chinese. I didn't say any of that shit tone and the aflect. But I did, I did, I didn't, I didn't say it like,

man, I was like, oh, I'm gonna change. I didn't say any of that shit. I just repeated it. Yeah, maybe in my head, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I was like, something he'd do. Yeah. Well, could you, why this, like, could you change?

Like, what's the one saying the marry about this morning? I was like, if it was me Caucasian, me play joke, me Popeye B in your Coke, zero people have a problem with it. It's the me, it's the broken English. So if I correct it to, I'm Chinese, I play to joke. I put Pp in your Coke, if I say it. One would argue that it loses the charm of the original at that point, so why are you

even... I continue it. I don't know, I just feel it. My whole idea was that I thought Ming should set up a camera where his kids couldn't see it. Okay. And so it's like you're like the angle is you're looking at Ming's back but looking at his kids faces. Sure.

As he says to them, you know, look, I got something I need to tell you guys. I need your coke. Well, he says it very seriously. He's like, I got something I need to talk to you guys about. Yeah. Yeah. And then he breaks down the joke and then like their reaction when he's like me put

Pp in your coke. Yeah. Unless they already heard the joke. That's the question. I don't know man. This is the only issue. I guess I have you run it by Ming. I did.

What do you say? We were laughing about it but I don't think he did it yet. Oh. He's down to money on the table. He said he did it yet. He's down a penny on the table. He said, ah, he's an idiot He's down in Pensacola fucking hobnob and with the likes of Brian O'Hallarne. Oh, it's nice What's his name? Scotch Yafa. Yeah, they went to do a con. I only met Scott a couple times. He's a good guy. Yeah, we drove back from Louisville with him

All our flights got canceled and like there wasn't gonna be another flight for like five days because of the snow So we all rented this fucking van. Yeah, so I got to know Scott a little bit man Haven't seen it. Okay. Yeah, no, I am been Oh wait, we're housebound. I thought I forgot I thought we were on the ice. I bike Well, what you're gonna say something about I don't know if you guys heard about this newscaster. I'm not going to like that. I'm not going to like that. Well, what? You're going to see something about the... Oh, yeah.

I don't know if you guys heard about this newscaster. I can remember which... Oh, it's station he was on, but he... And I don't want to talk about... I don't want to get into the discussion of what he said so much, but he said that a woman in her 50s is past her prime. She's not in her prime in the 50s. And now he's paying the price for such a comment.

Okay. But... Are you? But that's not what I'm thinking. I don't think I'm... I'm not prime. and now he's paying the price for such a comment. Okay. But. RMU bus? But that's not what I'm thinking. I feel like I'm gonna have my prime. But I made me look up a man, a man's prime, and what Google says. Okay, this is interesting.

It's like 22 or something, right? Yeah, I'm sure it's gonna be way younger than I am. When do you think men physically decline? what age do you think it starts? Based on my own I'd really say Rubber I mean it's probably mid-30s is when they would say it I think the rubber hit the road in your mid-40s. What do you think Brian? I think mid-30s is a little young But I would go early to mid-40s. Like, on a personal level,

that's when I saw it really start to. Yeah, I just noticed, I started to know that physical differences in my mid-30s. Like every time you stand up, you're like, yeah, nothing major, but just little thing. Not in your prime, if you're just not in your prime, you can just keep up and everything like that.

So women in their 50s are arguing that they're in their prime. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, you keep up and everything like that. So women in their 50s are arguing that they're in their prime I'm dying to hear this. No, no, no, we're not talking about that one. Oh, yeah, that one's a double that's got this guy's fucking totally He's been shit canned. We don't eat that's that's a fucking topic that nobody should just go man Whatever that guy said I'm against it And and and when we think that the client is I know is after us. I'm not gonna look at state so strangely anymore when she's like living in her fucking own fantasy world, where these fucking women think that they're in their prime and their fucking fifties, fuck off.

Come on, man. Like, it's a fucking play world that people live in. Well, I guess it depends on what metric you're going by. Yeah, I guess. You're only as old as you feel. Yeah, okay. When do you think your mental decline began? Oh, God, I hope it starts tomorrow.

Yeah. When do you think it starts? I don't know what they mean by mental decline. Like what do you mean? The brain's capacity for memory, reasoning and comprehension skills, Cognitive function. I don't think. Can start to deteriorate at what age?

I'd give it 50. I would say even 50, because yeah, yeah, you start forgetting shit. I haven't really noticed it yet, and I'm 46, so yeah, I'd go with that. Mm-hmm. Unless I don't remember. Like, it takes me time, like a name from a movie or tea

there, something that would have come up like that. At one time Like wait, what really? Again, what was your name? I just remember when I when I had those brain issues for a while I was hard to I remember being like God, why can't I fucking think as smoothly as I used to and then I remember that feeling going away So I still so I still think 46 I still got it for the most part You guys are both wrong again. Wolf, wrong two times.

Starting at around age 35, the volume of the brain starts to shrink at a rate of 0.2 per year and accelerates to 0.5 loss yearly after the age of 60. So at 35 it could start. OK. Now I was thinking, this prompted me because of some of the issues that I'm having remembering things or I put things and just just every

day things were forgetting awesome jokes. Yeah like me so Chinese yeah how can I forget that class. But it's just other things like things that are important to do and then I leave the house and I don't bring I don't bring something with me that I told myself to bring with me just little things like that But I also Want to point out that out of I've seen a decline almost in everybody in my circle except one person Sunday Jeff get him one person. I think is getting better with age and more Like he's just improving

With age in terms of his mental intellect and it's get him. I have I have seen no signs of deterioration at all in fact And he's about your atrachia He's a little younger than me. Yeah, but like his He's been wowing everybody will with like incredible. Can I get an exam? I've been around for a while. I'd like to be wowed. I've seen him several times in the past few weeks. I mean, as recently as yesterday, we were looking at buying a new appliance, and my wife requested that get them come along because and I

quote he asks all the right questions. And that wowed you guys huh? Well I'm just saying I mean like how long before you start resenting get them because Debbie's like last week you were saying that Debbie said he's a genius this week he knows how to pick out refrigerators. But he knows that because she was asking me about, like, what do you think about this? And like, and do you think it does this?

And I was like, I don't know. And she goes, well, can you ask him, look at it then. You know, she just loses patience. Oh, yeah. So what is it? What appliance was it? It was actually a washing machine. Wash machine, okay.

Jesus, how do you feel about this? I mean, when you're like, I don't do the wash, I don't give you fuck about the way. How would I know what's valuable to a person who does the wash? Like if my business was washing machines. Yeah. And then she was like, let's ask somebody else.

Why didn't he ask me? I might be a little bit annoyed. Yeah. You know, if she, like if my business, like I, like I, even he if my business, like, I, like, I, even he doesn't, but he knows everything. I don't know. He's a very knowledgeable guy.

I have to say that, like, like it or not, like if you're talking about something, he's gonna insert himself and let you know that he knows about it. He has an opinion. Yeah. That's, is that the same as, I don't know, like when you fact check him though, he's usually correct.

Oh, holy shit. I think so, man. Yeah. They're plenty of people online that are like, no, get them drunk about this, they'd love to point it out. Yeah. But for the most part,

he doesn't really take much shit because generally, he knows like, you'll be talking about something, you have no idea what the term is, and he's like, oh, it's this, and then he'll know the term. Oh, wow, I like this. Let's take on them. It's, we are lucky to have a genius level person occupying that front.

Such a woolly position. It's like, Walt was like, I need to hire receptionist that not only do I not want to chase around the desk, couldn't make it around once before he fucking collapsed. not want to chase around the desk, couldn't make it around once before he fucking collapsed. Get him. Is this a performance review? No, it was just something that... Does he get paid? Is he doing it?

Oh my god. He did it. That would be something. Yeah, but I will admit, I don't know if this bothers you guys, but I will take advantage of the lack of accessibility to him where that like all of a sudden now a lot of his his daily functions are at my house. Pick it out appliances, chasing photos, hanging pictures. I don't really pick it out appliances, chasing photos,

tagging pictures. Oh, that's what we're paying for. Yeah, that's what we're paying for. Dev's doing a whole fucking interior decorating. He's a contract that I expect. I don't feel that guilty about doing that. Otherwise, you just be staring at the wall, waiting for that one customer who comes in a week.

Like constantly looking in the reflection of that door, you see who it is. He always does that. But yeah, we're lucky. We are damn fucking lucky to have somebody with that kind of brain power. That pedigree. At, you know, sitting there at the weight, just, you know, ready to jump in and help. At the weight of 350. Well, I am enjoying this re-evaluation because I genuinely love getting them.

Yeah. Okay, consider them a friend. So, it's nice to think of them this way. Sometimes I come in here and that's not the vibe of him. But yeah, it's been all roses lately. And I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna put a physically, he may need, just like all of us. He is on that fast road to decline,

because he's not taking the best care of himself, but who amongst this is. But mentally, sharp as a tack, sharper than he's ever been. I need you to keep an eye on me. I went to the doctor the other day. I got on this shit called stratera, which is. It's a drug.

Yeah, it's like a focusing drug. It's like a Adderall except non-addictive, non-narcotic. Every fucking middle school student in the fucking universe can get Adderall. Not me. I gotta take the fake Adderall. Because the fucking doctors are so afraid to prescribe, should I think?

Well, what does Adderall do to you over a course of time? How long can you take it before it starts to adverse? I don't know, I took it for 10 years and I was fine. And then also one day the doctor called and he was like, yeah, we have a new office policy. If I didn't diagnose something, I'm not allowed to provide medication for it. This is easily eight years into-

It's an office policy. This is not something that- This is what the doctor is. This is something he implemented. Right, he's packing saccharidium. Uh, okay. Yeah, he's pack and saccharidium. Oh, okay. Yeah, he can just diagnose you himself then. I think he probably could have thought.

Sounds like he's got a deal with what's the drug you're up? Oh no, this is the old doctor, the new doctor that I went to, because this old doctor, he retired. He's the one that took me off the other all. Then the new doctor is the one that gave me strutera, because I told him about the office taking away the... Oh, I thought you were talking about our office co-choose getting reaffirmed views.

I want to be smart of him. Give me medicine. Oh, so hopefully over the next month or so. I'll start feeling just today. So, and when do they expect to see some effects? Within a month? Yeah, within a month. And it's going to be better. What are they hoping it will do?

I hope it will be better focused. I'll be more focused. Very unfocused. Yeah, like these last six months or so I felt fucking terrible. I start taking pros actually we gave you pros Just because yeah, like the last especially the last two months in the house. I'm like I can't take it So winter is not helping. It's the worst. You'll feel different when you have your pool of words. Yeah Pools open on strataire. Hopefully that'll work out. Yeah, so if anybody has experienced with Stretera, tweet me, so I guess.

Is that a, do they have a commercial for that now? Probably, yeah, I'm sure it's on like, when it was HLN. With a catchy tune. Stretera. Mm-hmm. That's what got me. I'll take that, I guess.

I tell you, you know, up before you leave though, have get him, talk to get him, let him ask him what he thinks usually on. Yeah, I was like this is why doctors says but you know You know the way they are Because my wife had to have toe surgery really right and she was you know she was Like you to go all the way back to the doctor for a checkup or get them there But she was asking me to do the color of her toes look good and she asked me to take a photo of them and send the get them to see what he thought. Did he diagnose it correctly? He said they

looked to fine. He said in his opinion that they look like they're unnormal. Well that's the only opinion I need. This is a new non jealous while finding a certain picture of your ladies feet to a known purse. Just the toes. So alone is spider and festive basement. Yeah, thank you all. Thank you. Yeah, but I've been running the household.

My wife is on bed rest for six weeks. And I gotta tell you where are you there when the doctor said six weeks? No, excuse me. six weeks and I gotta tell you where are you there when the doctor said six weeks not I was just trying to get you around the household for a long time to need be She said, you know, she told me pretty early on to prepare myself because I'm gonna be you know running things for six weeks Which doesn't sound like a lot Please start doing it. I'm surprised I have any hair in my head because I'm By the clumps because holy fuck man. I never dreamed how difficult like it was to like

be the sole person to take care of dogs. Yeah. Holy shit. First night. I fucked up. First night. I got to be out at 6am. And so so my wife is like are you gonna be able to get up at 6 a.m.? And she's and I'm like yeah, just wake me up. Yeah, I promise I'll be up She wakes me up. I go to I go to let the dogs out fucking step right in something because oh Let him out the night before I'm on my prime My brain's gone down point two percent since last week Yeah, so it was not all I was off to a very shaky start the first night

Yeah, and you can't get that smell out right. That's a rough smell. Yeah, especially with your smush it It's in your nose. Oh, no. No, it wasn't it wasn't solid. Oh Okay, well, he's got the spot. Oh, okay spot and it wasn't solid. Oh, okay. Like a second spot. Oh, okay. A second spot. And so then I spent the next couple hours trying to get it up out of the carpet. Eventually I had to call my mom in because I don't know how to run this steam back. Yeah. Get him was offended. Get him. I'll get him when the answer is phone.. It was his day off. Yeah, she was like call him again.

I was surprised you didn't contract get him to fucking run the household bullshit down I was like he's not answering it's his day off. He doesn't answer it on his day off So then actually as I'm gonna call my mom and like well your mother's not getting them. I guess it'll do. But then my mom came over and she was able to get the smell out. She was able to take the laundry that I couldn't do because I couldn't figure out how to get the fucking the washer to turn on. It sounds to me like you know exactly how to run a house. I can't do anything.

I'm incompetent. And so I've been like like a hawk watching those dogs now. Oh, okay. Like if they fucking even move, you know, I'm there to snatch them up and throw them outside. So don't pay. How did it work before? Like, like, Debbie would be like, it's time to take them out and you would then take them out. Or she would be like, like the time-cater how did it work before yeah she did everything I did nothing oh she took the math walk that's the way I liked it well she did everything I did it took the dogs for walks and stuff yeah but that's in the middle of the afternoon on my time when

not even when only have to go to bathroom that's just like me being like hey let's go take a walk I want to I want to listen to this song or something. Yeah, yeah. But like on their time, like I wouldn't even acknowledge that like, oh, they haven't eaten in four days. I forgot. All right. She did everything and he don't realize it.

Until you got to start stepping into it. Now, has it given you, aside from the like, the sucks? Has it given you a new appreciation for Deb like Yeah, he's like, yeah, she does everything like even the simplest thing like I had to cut pills for Cooper Right first fucking pill goes fucking I lose it Good it's caught in between a crack of the windowsill Tiling and all time I lost one of the pills that she goes how could you lose a pill? And all time I lost one of the pills and she goes, how could you lose a pill?

It just happened. Now when the pill goes shooting off until the windowsill, are you the type of person that's like, oh, leave me, this foot, oh, fuckin' only happen to me. No, I'm immediately, I'm like, show you the message. I'm like, I'm gonna break this thing. I just keep this, yeah, I'm not angry,

I'm just like, you miss one pill. Yeah, I'm like, is this the difference between him like being going downhill or like, will he suffer? Physically, if I lie about this or not lie, but don't say anything. Who's like, who's like, who to suffer more? Ha, ha, ha, ha. Oh, it's been better, but boy, that first week,

you know, I mean, it's a week two, but I think I'm that. There's four more to go. Yeah, I think I'm definitely getting better. Are the girls open yet? They're, they're their own lives. They've got their own jobs or, they got their own, you know, they, they're just, you know, they're not in the house as much as they've been.

So it's like it falls on me. But, you know, when, when they can, they do though. It's nice. But I'm expected to, you don't have a real schedule. So it's, yeah, it's tough for you to be like, can't do it. Sorry, busy. I have no excuses. Oh, boy, other than this is a treat that come and do the pod.

Yeah, well, I, you know, she relaxes more when all three of us are out of the house when I say three me Cooper and She feels like nothing's gonna get fucked up and she can relax watch TV or sleep or do whatever she's gonna do need a work And we're it's like she's not the worry that we're fucking up shit downstairs Yeah, take them there. They're gonna piss take them to the office. She said oh god Well, you say I have get them here. Yeah. Okay, somebody stains the carpet.

What else do we got here? Oh, is there any plans for at the end of six weeks? Like a vacation? Is there like, you're gonna have for whom? Me? I'm gonna need one. Yeah, something like, are you like, all right, man, after six weeks

when she's on a foot, we're going to. Maybe. Yeah, nothing concrete, but like all right man after six weeks when she's on a foot we're going to maybe Yeah, nothing concrete, but that sounds like a good idea I think so I think it away and you know give something look forward to give you both something to look forward to Yeah, I think so not the type of person that Like I knew would be a problem for her because she just never said still I've never seen her said still so for her to sit had to sit in bed for six weeks. I knew would be torturous She's not like a big boot on and shooter. Yeah, she's got that on but like me. I could do that

I could do six weeks in bed. Oh in my sleep. I could be like There's some people in the world cue who this drives them crazy I'm crazy. I don't know if they're doing it right. Hey, we all got to walk in our own drums. Yeah. I remember a while, I don't know if you were here, Q, but Walt was talking about like after his, his brush with the hospital and all those medical stuff

that he might start, you know, like maybe even taking a flight. He might even go on a plane. Oh yeah. He would open up his life. And it made me think, if that's the case, then would Walt consider doing a live show or two? Is he, oh, I guess not. I guess he doesn't want to live that much.

So we're going to England? Yeah. Yeah. Do we have that to the Prince Charles cinema? What is it, sweet? I guess not, okay. Why, you were scheduling a live show in England? No, no, no, no.

No, because I remembered the grammar scene. We did pretty well at the grammar scene. And I was like, it was only one night, two shows. We could do it again. If I could get, and by the way, there's no talks of this or anything like that, so don't get excited. But if I can get another cruise going would you would you come on that? A cruise. Yeah, I mean, what depends where it leaves from release from like Elizabeth

Probably probably Florida giving everything. I don't know. I mean I fly down there you know hours before all my Medical issues. Yeah, it was immediate and fucking all my medical issues. It was immediate and fucking hard stern now. Okay. Now we'll see. We'll see. All right. All right. Better. Now we'll get the season on the effort 11 season. Commit them to do another cruise on it. God, those cruises are fun. Yeah. Yeah. So much fun. We do a space monkey's at midnight. You would love it while. Yeah, a lot of we talk about women past their prime all kinds of shit. I noticed these these episodes never see the light of day though. Someone can't afford to lose. We don't even regret. There's been space monkeys on Patreon. Like the last the last cruise. It's the ones with the jokers that I don't put up.

Yeah, because I'm just like they know, sometimes shit is sad or whatever. It's like kind of, like I can take the heat, doesn't matter if it's something I should. Just fall back on, it was said out in the middle of the ocean. Yeah, like it shouldn't count guess me. What if I say it out here? I agree with that. I don't know if Sal would want to say that.

Why would you say that? Why would you let people hear that? Yeah, there's some wild shit at Space Monkeys. It's fun. Yeah, good times. Hopefully you got to do another one. We'll see. I saw archaeologists shocked to find the first Roman Dildo you saw this one? What?

It doesn't look like the hell's a me though. It's exciting and intriguing. Wood. Alright, I guess you could say that. 2000 year old sewing tool that could potentially be the only known life-size Roman Dildo. Wow, who owns that? Let's see, it was first discovered in 1992 during a nice deviation at the Roman fort of Vindolanda in Northumberland, the times of London reported. Archaeologists initially classified the six inch long

cylindrical object as implement for damning, darning, to practice of repairing holes in woven fabric using a needle and thread. So here's what looks like, it looks like a fucking baseball bat, doesn't it? Whoa, that is a. Yeah what it looks like. It looks like a fucking baseball bat, doesn't it? Whoa, that is a. Yeah, it looks like some sort of old cricket bat. Yeah, that's a good joke.

It's a phylasic cat and caveman, it would be worth it. It's a healthy girl. Cute. Yeah. You find it on your property. Yeah. An excavation.

Yeah. Your... I have a lot of history in Staten Island. A lot of history. You would be expected to turn that into a museum. What do you mean? Why am I doing that?

I find this is a historical discovery that the world should be able to view and, it's in the building. Okay. You know, well, what is the, can we just talk? Can I get a little background on

what the Dildo is? Is it the first Dildo on set? I don't like the Dutch settlers brought there with them, or is it like pre that, the Lenapeans? And the ins made it. Uh-oh, okay. So it's, it's so fucking rare. It's like, it's something that like should be in a museum.

We find the kids. Absolutely. And they were like, pre-historic motherfuckers, it's like paintings on the wall. I like this, I didn't know it was just cave before. It was checking out. Okay. I like this, I didn't notice this cave before. You're checking out. Okay, all right, so I find it. You're obligated to probably re-mort it.

Well, not giving it to anybody. I'll loan it. Unlone from the Brian Quinn collection. Yeah, I don't do. Okay, but. But also, if I could sell it for a lot of money, I would do that. What would be the circumstances?

What would have to happen in your life? To sell it? Not to sell it. To use it. I mean, I would look to use it that for the day. What would have to happen is five hours past. It's like first thing I would do. You're not worried about like some like crazy fucking case. For each disease. Why is not going to read that I make it sound like? Crazy It's not going to read that I make it But it's all over your hands as you're like manually manipulating it to give pleasure I would I would are eons of you know just sitting in the dirt. Yeah, you know It's you're magically using it to for its original. I've been with some pretty fun girls in my day

So I imagine like would would be a problem. So when you're telling you to talk somebody into like, hey, this is a 250,000 year old dildo, I'd like to stick it in you. Let's go. I would bet, I think even after only two years of marriage, Maribeth, okay, anything, anything to spice it up. I don't think it would be a problem finding a woman to let you do that at all. I think it's you. By the end of the first day. No, I think that's true.

I think that's true. Average Joe is not, average Joe is gonna be a war. You think there are some women? Well, we think five hours no. No, definitely not. But there are women out there, I think, that definitely for an average Joe. Girls are crazy, dude. But they're not there in a world.

They're not. They're not. I, okay, I get it. They are. Six the animals. Yeah, I'm sorry. But still, but they're not worried about, like it They are sexy animals. Yeah Still, but they're not worried about like leaving their mark on this fucking historical piece of history Like they might want to yeah, right? Yeah, what if they mean what if it breaks? Oh, you got to go to the hospital And then they're like they're like famous purve

Use this 250,000 year old Dildo for self pleasure. What's the copay on this? It uses 250,000 Euro Dildo for self-puzzure. What's the co-pay on this? No, it would be my first thought would be like, is who can I use this on, and what do we get up to? And what could anybody relax enough to not think about what's inside them? No, this nasty. Well, I assume you'll clean up, you don't just dig it out of the dentist wash, right?

You're gonna have to tie it on it and stuff like that. I know, but the fact of, like, some sort of like, a historic person had this in their body now, and now you have it in there. I think the right girl. It's kind of cool. Yeah, I think she's like into it.

I wish people, most of we did video, I want people to see wall space. I mean unless you're dating an archaeologist, I say that right. Really? Sure. If you rush through it, no one will notice. Who else is going to find this like exhilarating. I think you would be surprised of being BQ too long. No. You're basically the fons of TSD town. No, I'm not talking about richi and potsy.

Dude, I have wireless mouth. Are not it like, which is all of TSD town, we're all fucking richi's potsy's and it Ralph Bounce. Can I leave you a chuggy? can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, we are not able to pull that off? I disagree. I think, I think Johnson be able to pull it off. Yeah, he could too.

I think I can. Got that Spenguli. It's a, body. It's a, body. That's the Gully part. That's, that, that mind control. That like, you know, like where he had, what, no, Spengali.

That's the Gully. Yeah, that's yeah that's right. That's been cool. I don't know. I don't think it was that hard. I think there were the women who would be into it. Yeah. Yeah. Why not? Yeah. I believe there are. But like you got I don't think that they are falling at a trees. I think you got a little hard and far to find the chick that's like, okay, what is this? I've seen many women put many things in themselves. It never seems to be that trouble.

It does seem like, I mean, even when I put my dick in them, they're like, wait, how old is it? It's pretty cool. Okay, fine, this is an occasion. Captain Kane Man. We can find this in the case. Cat-dane, caveman! It's like a bursted through the door. Small, phallic facsimiles were ubiquitous in ancient Rome, often in mosaics, frescoes, and even pendants worn around the neck as tantric totems. Nice! However, researchers believe that this doppelwanger might be a used, in a mosaics, frescoes, and even pendants worn around the neck as tantric totems. Nice.

However, researchers believe that this doppelwanger might have used self-pleasuring purposes to pawn material and the fact that it's life-sized and disembodied. It was in a fort, you said. Wouldn't that mean that some soldiers got up to some shenanigans with each other? Played a little game of hide the wood. Could be. I mean, they're all into that. Yeah.

So, I don't know. I wonder what its value is on the aftermarket. Crisis. In the night fair, that would go. Yeah. Ah. That's a lot of money. Maybe that's what you should look for the next time.

You're out at one of the your night fairs like some sort of sexually I can keep my eyes open on that Something sexual because it seems all these monsters and carcasses you bring back are not lighting I'm not paying off. Yeah, I'm not igniting the listeners Imaginations. I have a I have a line on a murder weapon a gun an old Navy revolver. What happens here now? Oh, I have it now. Yeah, I got to bring it., an old Navy revolver. What happened to your nail? Oh, I have it at the house. I got to bring it. Yeah. An old Navy gun? Well, they call Navy revolvers. They're like old West like guns. And one recently came to my attention that was used in a murder

on Stan Island. Really? A couple hundred years ago. Yeah. What kind of figures you're talking about? You think? I like discussing that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, what kind of figures you're talking about you think I like discussing it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but I got but I'm almost gonna have that so I can bring that in. And now that's fire. Is that illegal to bring into Jersey? Could you get in trouble? It doesn't fire. It's like it's like it's like old. Oh, it was like buried in the dirt. It's all like could I hold it to the back of Marybeth's head while I fuck her? Yeah, for sure absolutely. I think he's pretty safe too Say for the one maybe people go bar it So ancient Roman Dildos man. Hey man good for them. I got another sexy story too. This is great this guy

This was actually sent and this isn't something I. This was Shawnee Wilcox from Twitter. Shawnee sent this in. Pornstar Liam Ellis suffers debilitating penis injury during shoot. He's a reformed drug dealer, biker gang member, and then he broke his penis during a porn shoot. This guy lives more in one day than probably we've lived in our entire lives.

Yeah, probably. He turned his life around Waltz and serving more than four years in prison for drug offenses. He's from Australia. The 34-year-old started selling drugs to pay off his tax debt. That's what I'm about to do. But he's found a new career path since leaving jail and quitting his gang. Pornography. He's had sex with hundreds of females, so many that he lost count.

All right, I don't care about that shit. want to hear about how he broke it. Oh, he explained that he felt something go while filming a particularly energetic scene I don't think anything of it at the time but a while later it turned completely back black Oh, and he's a white guy. I did some googling. It was pretty obvious I had what they call a penile fracture He underwent surgery and has been prescribed a drug to stop him from becoming too excited, which would put him in real trouble. Here's a picture of the guy so you can get a fucking fit, doodle and covered in tattoos. He had a, that is, he enjoyed his new career, which came a short time working in the off-shore oil and gas industry, and there's more money and only fans than oil. Wow, I believe. Says he loves acting.

He was performing a scene with the doll performer Kieran Lee when the injury happened. It's Kieran Lee a female or male? She's female. She's female. She's female. She's female. I think that's her.

Okay. Trying boobies. She's broken. She's broken. She's broken a dick or two in her time all right? energetic That's what you get man for going being too energetic though. Yeah, you got ease into it right? Have you ever suffered a sexual injury wall?

Maybe just nothing down there, but maybe like a trolley horse and an opportune time right those are the worst I find it really weird to stand up and like you know walk it off like a Charlie horse and an opportune time. Right. Those are the worst. I find it really weird. You have to stand up and like, you know, walk it off. Yeah. If I find you, walk it off. You're walking the circle, she's done. Yeah.

She's watching everybody loves Raymond. You know, there is no way. There's no coming back. Yeah. I'm coming back. I get this thing where like, if only if, there's gonna be gross for most people But only if I only if I only if I'm doing somebody from behind. Yeah, it does this weird thing where I start getting cramps in my lower back

Like really crampy to the part point where I have to like sit down for like 50 minutes. I just don't do it from behind that much Well, you're shutting yourself off from something that maybe a doctor can help you continue. Yeah, maybe. I ask him next time, I'm like, so what I'm doing my broad from behind. Oh, okay, when you're doing it, I'll tell you something. Okay. No, not when she's not when she's begging me. That I'm fine.

I got a sexy story. Oh, yeah. I hope so, because these laughs, you are not that sexy. I got a sexy story. Oh yeah. Alright. I hope so because he's last to or not that sexy. There was this bride who hours before her marriage walked into the bathroom with her hair stylist and caught her husband to be breastfeeding from his mother. Whoa. I know why you said I know I used the word sexy. Now I ask you. Yeah. Do you think the marriage was on still? You think the wedding still happened?

Or do you say, you know, that's a deal breaker? Well, let's assume the guy is in his 20s even, right? He's 20. Yeah. How long can a woman lactate for? It sounds not real, right? Unless he was doing it the whole time. I can explain this to you.

All right. He was 19. Can you have, get him explain it to me? I can explain it. All right. You don't need a 148 to explain this to you. All right. His he was 19. Can you have get him explain it to me? I can explain it. All right. You don't need a 148 to explain this. The guy was 19. The mother was 38, 39, and she had just had a baby. Okay. Oh, so he was able to, you know, get some, you can marry that person, get some nourishment I can't you can't marry that person why?

Why And you like to take the parts Come on man, you can't even like you can't even be like like He claimed it had nothing to do about it. It was not sexual. It doesn't matter. It's not sexual. He was hungry. That has to be something sexual. Oh, so there's so there's so many other you can't you're like this is you can't even How could you ever get that image out of your head? How could you ever? can't even, how could you ever get that image out of your head? How could you ever get that to rough one? It's got to ruin your sex life.

You don't have sex with a guy who sucks on his mom's tits. It's so weird. But okay, but if he was 18 years younger, it'd be okay. If he was one. Yeah. Right? I don't know. Yes, your best.

If he was 18 years younger, it wouldn't be a problem. If I was 18 years younger, then the problem I would have is, why is she marrying a one year old would be my bigger problem? I mean, like that is probably the bigger issue. Yeah, that's the bigger issue to me. But, yeah, you can't do that. No. Okay, so you say the wedding did not go through?

Oh, I don't know if it did or not. I'm saying it shouldn't have. Brian, what do you think? I think any reasonable person would be like, it's tough though, man. Like wedding day, everybody's there. There's a money you put into the hairstyle. Everyone's there. You're just the only person who knows is the mother-in-law, the groom, the bride, and the hairstyles. Four people. That's it. And now everybody wants to see. Yeah, and that was the other. The hairstyle is broken everybody walks. Yeah, and now the hair style is broke to news. Yeah, what a shocker.

It would be tough not to talk about it, like if I walked in on somebody, or if I was like styling somebody's hair, right? And I walk in and I see that, like, well, I'm not gonna tell you guys on the podcast. It would be weird if like she swung in and started sucking at the other teeth. Oh, yeah.

Lotter, you mean? Oh, that's what I'm now. That's mom just. I'm gonna say that the wedding did go off, that with all that pressure, that she's like, I'll deal with it. That's what I'm telling you.

Yeah, this won't happen again. This was maybe some sort of mental distress because the day was so, you know, soap, the pressure, you know, like he needed to revert back to something I was familiar with. No way. No way. Like the, the pressures of that day,

that's probably the most pressure day of a, of a, of a, of a, a little handle pressure by sucking your mom's tits. Like you just, it's, it hadn't occurred to me on my wedding. Like, you know, that's something that might alleviate some anxiety.

Oh my God. You, you, you, you, you, Oh, okay. So, it look, okay. So you're the might alleviate some anxiety. Oh my God. Okay, so you're the one who's most recently married. Let's say, let's say Mary Beth walked in on me and Pam. You and Pam, you're... You're a gargitologist. I feel like she would have the sense to be like, Matt. She would go through it. I know she would.

She probably, you're probably right. You're probably right. I make up some stupid excuse. I like not get on to understand. It's Benguli. Yeah. I think I could spend bully her into getting married. So I was nervous. This is my big day. You know, come on. Just like, this is how I get close to my mom, you know, we were yo-hoo. She just gave birth at 76. Oh, you're right, yes. The wedding did go on. Oh my God, how? You just put it out of your mind, man.

You just block it. You don't even think about it. You just plow through that shit. No. Pretend you never saw it. Right. It didn't happen. It most certainly happened this happened before. And it's gonna happen again, is it? No, pretension never sought. Right. It didn't happen.

Most certainly happen is happen before. And it's gonna happen again, is it? No, it can't happen ever again. Okay, why? It's been a happy, it's been a happy, it's been a happy, it's been a happy, it's been a happy, it's been a promise. Oh, okay. It's been a happy, it's been a promise.

My question is like, was it a fetish where he has to do it? Or it's like his thing, or is it a comforting thing? He's dating at his side of the story. Right, I would like to. I or it's like his thing? Well, he's gonna come for a day. He can get his side of the story, right? I would like to I'd love to hear his I got another sexy story Do you have you guys heard of Tiger Woods? I Have there there big trouble because he He gave an opponent to psych him out. Yeah a tamp tampon. I heard about this. I heard about this.

And you know, and he had to apologize because it was he implied that his opponent was playing like a girl. Right. And I swear to God during the last picnic Olympics, I was going to give the losing team tampons. And I couldn't believe it when I saw this story, because that I thought- Man, you dodged a bullet. I thought better if it went for Frank's head, he was bringing Mrs. Fife. I was like, I'm not gonna do that. This is five fuck that up for us.

I don't wanna live in a world where you can't bust your friends balls. I mean, that's a great fuck. He was at a fucking press conference, conference being like I'd like to give my He like he was very like he slipped it to him right? No, he put it in his golf bag Oh, did he like you know as like huh? You know like It's just like it's just how you psych in your every body knows everybody knows that it's stupid and juvenile Everybody including Tiger Woods. That's the point like you're allowed to have stupid and juvenile humor. Like you have to be,

you're not, oh, you're only, only if you buy into it and then turn around and apologize. He apologized. His fucking persona could take an even bigger hit than it did. Like give me a fucking break.

Right. He's fucking fucking all these brawls. He's driving under the influence of pills or whatever. And this is the more I rage about this. It seems like the news was news was fucking going after him relentlessly. That's pretty, that sounds like an overreaction to me, man. Of course it is.

So people have to do. Who fee, it's this goofy bullshit. It's hurting anybody. That's fucking funny. It's funny. It always will be funny. It's funny because it's stupid. They miss the point. That's why it's like. stupid. They miss the point.

The stupidity is the point. It's tough to live in a world. This is the patriarchy and misogyny and this and that. Where I can't give one of you guys a tampon and it not be funny. You don't want to live in that world. No, I don't. I want to be able to just be like, I want to be able to receive a tampon and it be funny. You know?

I don't want somebody jumping up on my face. I promise you if you die before me I'll be slipping tampons if you're taking my coat pocket and my nose and shit. His mouth. He would love that. He would love that. He could stop. I can't imagine something funnier than you putting a

fucking tampon in my mouth and blah blah, I mean my casket and my parents coming up to see it. And you're like, what is that? You must have go on a fucking apology tour. And that's a little hard to publicly fucking talk about. Ben slip in your friend and tell him about like slipping a damn on your friend's corpse in front of his parents. But it's a little hard to be like, I was a brand new drill game.

But you wouldn't be wrong. If you wouldn't be wrong. like I was a practical drill. But you wouldn't be wrong. He would have loved it. You'd be 100% right. I could play in this episode. You'd love it. Practically begged for it. Ah, sucks, man. Yeah, poor tiger has gone on the apology tour, though,

because of that. God damn it, man. Yeah, but he doesn't mean the apology, and he's just got to do it for a week and make a whole new life. So they start giving people 10 pounds again completely fine But I mean who told on him what did the guy? I think he did it in public he did I saw a picture where it looked like he was slipping it into something or to some of these hand or whatever But in his golf bag, but now with the reaction of that

We're gonna see less dudes doing that too. That's a shift. Friends and shit. Oh wait, we're pretending that girls are as good as guys at sports. Is that the basis for this whole fucking thing? Oh, okay, now I get it. Now I see why they're mad. It depends on the sport.

It depends on the sport. Yeah. I agree with you. I would say woman would be one of the better at women's basketball than I would. Oh, definitely. Yeah. But would be what a better woman's basketball than I would. Oh, definitely. Yeah. But wouldn't be better at men's basketball. They would also be better at men's basketball than me.

That's for sure. Yeah, Brittany Griner's back, I see. Good. From Russia? Good old America. Can I have fucking better? Hold in a tight to her bosom. I'm glad we got it back.

I don't think she had any more negative things to say about the country. Look, being an American means you could say negative things about your country. Being a Russian means you can't keep your paws on American. Yeah, but being an American means you can't slip your body at tampon and fucking. That was that was good. You're like that. Yeah. Yeah. You are you are really like That was good. You like that? Yeah. You are, you are really, I've said this. I know I can't stop hearing the praises

from getting them from my wife, but I have praised you, get them, I mean, you, to my wife, because I count you as probably the most level headed, the person who gives the best advice of anybody that I know. Oh, wow. He does give great advice. I agree with that. He would talk about Mosur early on about how sage like and how wise and how comforting he was to cue.

I think cue has fucking learned and really become that Mosur like person. You saved me many times. Many times. I appreciate amazing and it really that's all second-hand mojo That's all I give and I've been waiting to ask you this what I should do is because you've been gone a bite of wash machine Get him wasn't available Yeah, what do you think about the rent cycle? What have I looking for because I don't have a lot of water power? water pressure. Now, if I really, something happened and it was awkward and I don't know if I should address it any longer and I wanted to get your opinion on it. I was out to

eat with my eight yearold niece and her father. And they were talking about a school project where the niece would have to dress up like an historical figure. And they had a list of figures that they could choose from. And I said, oh, let me guess which one you picked. Because she had already picked who she was going to be. And she was starting to name it off the names. And I was like, now. and then she said, now,

I rarely do this. I rarely, when I'm not around you guys or my friends, I rarely try to make a joke. That's not me. sure everybody thinks that like I'm the most dry, lack any sense of humor at all from the people in my family. You're the human, whooters chicken finger. Yeah. Oh, I'm not the anger. Right, yeah. Yeah, I'm just totally vanilla, milk,

sop, just there's no like edge at all. Right. So I tried this one time and I fucking stepped in a big time. And I want to know if I should, what I should do if anything. Okay. So she mentions another historical figure. Stand on your joke and never back down. Well, that's what happened as I did back down and backing down.

This is why it's so horrendous. Oh, no. She's naming all these names of like these women that she's supposed to dress up as and go to school as and what they do is they they stand still like wax figures and like another student will come over and press a button and then she's supposed to come to life and spout facts about that person. Yeah, yeah. Dress like that person. Okay. And she said Rosa Parks. Oh. And I was going to make, like, oh, you don't want to do, I was going to make a black face joke 20 years old, I stopped myself and I said, oh, you don't want to do that because, and I just stopped.

Uh-huh. And then they all looked at me like, and I didn't say anything. Well, I think the reasonable thing to say is like, I can't go as Rosa Parks. She's white. It's that simple. Well, they offered it, heard the opportunity be Rosa Parks. Right.

And I was gonna make a joke about getting canceled. Mm-hmm. And I stopped myself in the middle of it and everybody just stared at me. Like, all I said was how you wanna go as her. Right. That's all I said. She's up in the,

and I didn't know what to say. Everyone just stared at me and I just was like I just I just took a drink My mouth shut my wife was like don't address it. I'm like should I just tell like the father off like poem assignment like he look Oh, I was gonna say all that you gotta do anything buddy I think they all understand the way you're coming from you think so without having to say all I said was like oh you don't want to be her we did it Immediately like the eight year old might be like I don't understand Okay, but the adults fucking surely but I was gonna explain it even more though like because you'll get you know

You don't want to do this just right here. It should have stopped her from doing that. Well people love jokes You have to explain Well, people love jokes you have to explain. You should have definitely. Nah. You would just let it die. My wife, that's my wife said and get him said that too. Yeah, I just let it go. Man, there's nothing to be gained.

Like, what are you going to explain away or fix? There's nothing. Just like that nagging part of the thing. They all do what you meant. But who do you feel is judging you? I feel like the, like, because they all looked at me like, well, finish your sentence. Do I have to? Because I said, at me like well finish your sentence. Do I have to?

Cause I think you're making me finish his sentence. Yeah, I was like, I was saying something like, like, hateful. Like, oh, you want to go with her? Like, well, like you were being racist. Yeah. I'm afraid that they should just busted into me Chinese. Exactly. You think so? I feel like it's, I don't think they'd be a little function in society if today if they

didn't know what you meant. Yeah, I think it's fine. Okay. And I was just worried about it because at the time I see you're not really going to start thinking about that horrible joke that I stopped. You know, they might have, they might, I don't even know what side of the spectrum on. They're one or two people. They're either like, well my daughter can do whoever they want.

I don't care about that fuck you, right? Or they might be like the, or the opposite end where they're like, no, this information has to get out about this person. And you know, my daughter will help facilitate that. But either way, you, you don't want to talk to those people about it. Like they have their opinion. Just drop. We don't ever talk politics.

That's it. Great. This was as close as it ever came. And then I just looked there. What was the rest of your joke? I'm curious to do have anything. Well, it was like, oh, you don't want to do that, man. You's it great. This was as close as it ever came and then I just looked there What was the rest of your joke? I'm curious to have anything. Well, it was like oh you don't want to do that man You'll get canceled. Oh you'll get conscious of school Yeah, right if you do it if you go in there with like you know like an al jolson 100 year old reference Sure, the well jolson is They don't listen to this episode though.

I got to hope not. And it ever comes up. You could be like what I meant to say was, but I don't want to give any. But then I decided something I placed was like since obviously she's white and she can't play Rosa Parks. Maybe what she could do is like put a picture of Rosa Park on an easel and be the wax figure that gets activated. That talks about her life and her time.

So like she's more of a tour guide than playing Rosa Park. She's like, this is Rosa Park. She was, you could say that's how I meant to end the sentence, but then I decided I didn't want to be the person. It was just so awkward how I just stopped and then just like took a drink and just pretend it was. That's fucking awesome. I just stopped talking and ever waiting for me to finish my sentence. I just never went back to it. They knew don't you know you did the right thing

by for and talking about it and you're doing the right thing by never talking about it again. All right, that's what that's what everyone's told me. I don't ever bring it up again. Don't try to explain you just going to let make it worse. I don't think it's not bad anyway. No, I think everybody understood because you're not wrong. In a heartbeat, she would be viral. If she went as Rosa Parks and Blackface, I don't think they were going to do that. Yeah, they probably would. But if they don't use

Blackface, even if they don't use it. No, I just, yeah, I got a feeling that they were just going to go and just do facts about Rosa. I think you might have done them a favor. No, you can't even need a fucking taco anymore without somebody being like that's cultural appropriation Well, you can use you just can't make it you can't make it. Yeah, right I'm an authentic Mexican person has to make it that's only all the way I get my tacos from I secretly get them at home. I don't tell anybody I'm glad that you thought like they did the right thing. Yeah, I'm happy to hear it. Yeah, you definitely did that's me saying it Okay, I might even like fighting for you should have said it anyway, man. Oh boy. What a show. What a show. What an episode boys. Good to be back. I don't think I have anything else in here.

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