Tell Em Steve-Dave - #549: Fair Weather Flanagan
Episode Date: March 6, 2023Recorded February 20th. Bry finds out what it would take for Walt to unfriend him, Jackson Mahomes ctd, Walt returns to a former love....
Transcript
Discussion (0)
I used to finger your mother.
Oh my God.
I think Walt's tired.
No, no, I got dog hair. I think Walt's tired.
No, no, I got dog hair in my eyes.
There's a dildo jammed in my mouth and my eyes are bulging out of my head. Tell them Steve Dave.
Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell them Steve Dave.
I'm here with Walt.
Hello.
And Spirit here with Q as he does it from Zoom.
Hello, Zoom, yes, hello.
I don't feel like, I mean, I think best-case. We're all in the studio, but this is a close second
It I'd much rather be in the studio, but yeah, it's doesn't once we get rolling it doesn't feel really that much different
Yeah, not really just a little timing issue here or there maybe, but that's all right
All right, let's get the show started here
Pam's birthday tomorrow tomorrow, February 28th.
Oh nice.
I'm not hearing this on a Monday.
Yeah, she'll be 77.
What do you got planned for?
Uh, I guess caller.
You know, what do you plan for 77 year old woman?
Lunch maybe?
Take her out to lunch?
Yeah, maybe you know.
Take her out to breakfast?
To brunch.
Yeah.
Was it the last time you took your mom to brunch
Brought maybe never right so that's that's a perfect time start
But a breakfast several times lunch many times, but brunch. I've never done brunch with my mom either
I've never done brunch with anybody is it just the timing of it?
What that makes it brunch makes it brunch? I
Think there's a brunch vibe that people go for you know
I've never been a brunch. I don't like yeah a little holly toy. They've never been a brunch person
I'll take a or used to walk back in my old days, but I take a boozy brunch
It'll start drinking around 11 or so, but I never I never got brunch. I never enjoyed it
No, it seems like a Sunday thing to do, right? drinking around 11 or so, but I never got brunch. I never enjoyed it. No.
It seems like a Sunday thing to do, right?
Yeah, and some of these for sauce and pasta,
not for whatever nonsense they're trying to shoot.
Never Pam's like unload.
Yeah.
What'd you get?
Make us a pasta.
I got, we got her a book of different birds and shit,
like it's, she's real into birding,
really? The bird's and stuff, yeah. she's real into birding. Really?
And stuff.
Yeah.
She's a bird watcher.
Yeah.
When did this start?
She's been over for years.
And she like she'll talk to Mary Beth about it because Mary Beth is also a
fucking bird enthusiast.
Dude, I thought I want to kill myself when Gidam was telling us about his,
what he was getting for breakfast yesterday.
Just he was taking away an Q for a couple hours here.
And I was just like, oh my God, I can't take another breakdown of what breakfast was
this week.
I mean, I heard it three times and I had only been here for two hours.
Why is he talking about breakfast so much?
We just had nothing to talk about.
Yeah, he got a discount on his sandwich and some french fries.
And because if you work in the plaza,
it turns out you got a discount.
Cute.
Okay, that's, that's.
You get 10% off to any participating retailer
in the airport plaza, since you work here.
Holy shit, does that include the bowling alley?
That's not part of the plaza.
That's a different plaza that's kind of connected to ours,
but not really. How do I manage either I tried 10% off.
What how do you prove that you're with what sort of it seems that they just have to see
you a lot.
According to what because they offered Walt the same thing 10% off a kind of bill.
But it was just because they recognize him from going there so much.
Yeah, although I technically fit the bill, like, are they going to accept me as worthy of 10%.
I believe they, I mean, who's going to lie about it?
Savvy people?
Get them if you didn't work here.
Yeah, I don't think there's money whoops to jump through to get this 10% off.
So all right, so you just breeze up and give me some mashed potatoes by the way I work right
over there. Was that 10%? Yeah, I just I don't do it ever, but get them would just be like, is there
a discount for working in the plaza? And if they if they do, he gets a discount. If they don't,
he's okay with that too
You know, he just throws it out there whenever he can wherever he's
Whenever he's shopping out in the plaza
And this is what you heard about all morning. Yeah, we've heard about it for a ghost of the afternoon for a good half hour
He told us this story
I kept saying Brian go how close is it the five?
In addition to Pam this week if you go to YouTube, go to Chip Chipper's in, I'm
on there with Mary Beth came on and Ming came on.
So if you made a YouTube, it's a free show.
And Ming Chen, Q, I didn't realize this, well brought it to my attention, has a special con deal.
If you want to pay 250 bucks, you can go out to dinner with Ming Chen,
limit of 10 people.
So you're going to have to pick nine of your closest friends.
And everybody, pony of 50, eight other strangers.
What?
What if it's you, yeah, you and eight other strangers because what
if not because other people joined into yeah, you're like, do I want to be a part
of this club? Is dinner included? That's not clear. Not clear.
It's dinner included, you know, depends on where you go, where you go eat.
Well, it's not like he's probably going gonna bring people to a place that's only like 35 bucks a person.
Right, and pop the rice.
All right, and you have a problem with this?
I don't have a problem with it.
I'm just shocked that somewhat of our stature
has the balls to be like pay to eat dinner with me.
It's just a weird thing. Like it's something I can't see myself doing I can see Ming doing it though
Yeah, I mean I was gonna go fucking holograms. He's definitely not gonna
Turn up a little bit of a potential like so what's a 250 10 p. 2,500 bucks?
Extra that's pretty good. That's case scenario for something he would do anyway.
Mm-hmm. That's the thing about see that's why for me mean gets a pass because sometimes you look at stuff like that and you're like
I know that person doesn't want to do this so I know that they're gonna be fucking miserable that entire dinner or faking it putting it on with
Ming he's one of the rare people that I would be like nah he would probably go to dinner with those people anyway. Like he's enjoying himself.
So, he might be worth it.
So, he might be worth it.
So, he might be worth it.
So, he might be worth it.
He'll have to eat and I can just sit with him.
Yeah.
So, I don't know.
I would say, you know, if it was my show and I had to give a buy or pass rating on it,
I'd go buy.
Buy the dinner with Ming-Chen.
Yeah.
Could be worth it.
Get some stories.
Get some behind the scenes tales.
Get them tanked.
That won't be hard.
We'll spill, spill beans and shit.
I had these ideas the other day.
This is...
I'm curious as to which of these situations
is most awkward to address, right?
This is all about me.
So, Walt, you get a magazine in the mail,
right, so we send you a magazine
and it's called today's SOW Magazine.
SOW.
SOW.
Okay.
And on the front is a guy with a leather pig mask. SOW. Okay.
And on the front is a guy with a leather pig mask on, right?
Okay.
So immediately I'm going to assume a hasure attention.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, that would that, yeah, I wouldn't put that down and not flip through it.
I'd be like, I'll get to this later.
Well, you don't have to flip through it because someone has taken the time to do little sticky notes. And there's a note with it, and it says, well, you're not going
to believe this, this shit's illegal, even in Germany. Oh, so I got a black market magazine.
Yeah. Oh, yeah, I did burn it. You wouldn't even look at it. I wouldn't even look at it.
What about you, Q? You are not going toQs and who's cultivated of, you know,
10 years of doing the right thing. Well, it's a long walk to the fireplace. Well, you know,
I mean, I, I flipped through. I got it. What would it be? I'm assuming it's a joke.
It's not a joke. It's not a joke. Because you're there at the same time,
Walt's like, I'm going to toss this out. You're like, let me take a look at it. I'm not here yet.
We're going to record. I'm not here yet. So you flip open to the Post-it notes. And there's a story.
Is your cell getting the right slop? And then what's going on in this magazine? Is this
about pigs? Or this is about humans that are pretending to be bigger about to find out?
Okay, got it. There's a picture
without doubt
it's me
and Mary Beth
Mary Beth is dressed up like a farmer's daughter. I'm dressed up as an SNM pig
and there's a dildo there's a dildo jammed to my mouth and my eyes are bulging at my head.
Okay, but why is this illegal?
I don't know that it is.
There's other stuff in there that's like maybe my centerfold is the tamest.
Well, you're confusing two issues here because right now you got me with a hot magazine in my hands
but you also want me to address you dresses a pig. one do you want me to jump in on here I can't I think addressing me
is a pig because you flip open and you're like that's why somebody sent it in the first place obviously
right okay um I think well tired no no I got I got dog hair in my eyes. Oh, dude. Yeah. Sorry. I scratched my eyes and now my eyes are all ordering in it.
She goes, you know, no, I'm just wondering like, are you?
So she's not hiding.
She you've gone through no pains to cover your identity.
No.
So you, but it's definitely from another country.
So you have to wonder what I did it.
Yeah, but you could have taken the pictures of you and sent them across the bond
Like I'm featured in your magazine
I mean, I'm assuming you did it just to find I assumed you sent me the magazine to be honest with you
You guys got lost in the mail
Yeah, I'm assuming that this is some sort of con or setup or something or some clever
photo shopping. But if it turned out like that's what you were into and it just like I found
its way to my hands. But more power to you, bro. I don't know that I would choose to be
I'd rather be the farmer than the pig, but hey man, you know, we all got it. Well, we all know our rules. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I couldn't deal with it.
Couldn't deal with it?
No.
I couldn't deal with it.
It would forever, like, I couldn't go on as if everything was normal after seeing that.
No.
What's wrong?
Yeah.
It would be a game changer.
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah, I couldn't handle that.
It's too much.
It's a lot.
Yeah.
It would be alarming. I think if the
shoe were on the other foot and I saw a picture you like that. I would be like he's probably drawing
something. And this is what he needed, you know. But with me, yeah, everyone knows I'm not a
great artist. But what are we supposed to do? Like, why can't you get over a Walt? Like, is this
what do you dress does? I'm like, I'm like, all in leather, I got a leather pig mask on, but it's like kind of open faced.
So it's like, what's a pig helmet?
What beer is hanging out? You can tell it's me. There's no, yeah.
It's you. Yeah. But are you naked or you're dressed in piggy pink?
It's all pink leather.
I mean, what's, what can you wrap your head around?
Why didn't he say his eyes are bulging out because of something was...
The dildos. on the own mouth.
Yeah, something inserted inside him?
To my mouth.
Oh, in your mouth.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's far too tough.
It's not the circles I wanted,
I wanted to travel in.
But you've been traveling in him the whole time.
But I didn't know it now, and I know it.
It's a, then I have a decision to make,
and I don't think I can continue on as if everything was was hunky-dory
So you would address it?
Oh, yeah, yeah, you beg what's up? You would end the friendship? I would just be like, you know
I would take me to take some time to cool out
And then probably just you know fade away never I won't sell never stop bothering you
That's why you know he's into sex what just, you know, fade away. Never. I won't sell, never stop bothering you. That's why you know he's into sex. What?
You know he's into sex is a human.
So what's the surprise here?
I'm not fucking a punk.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm not comfortable with the people that I hang around
with like shoving it in my face.
Like I, yeah.
I was printed in another country,
this asshole fans one who did it, not me.
He's not having a take parade in the office.
I didn't mean to bring it to your doorstep.
Yeah, I just, like, there has to be boundaries for me.
And that just would not be a boundary
that I could ignore that had just been crossed graphically.
Wow, you're shaming me. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Oh, there's an article. It's not just a pictorial. I think maybe it's a pictorial with like those little like descriptions of each picture.
I don't think there's an in-depth article. They didn't do an interview or anything.
And what is Mary Beth doing? She got like a straw coming out of her mouth.
Yeah, she's like basically how she looked like in Ohio before she moved in New Jersey.
She's got like fucking grass between her toes and fucking straw.
And is she mean to you or is she a good farmer?
I think she would be a farmer.
What's that?
A good farmer.
Our farmers known to be nice to the animals that they are growing
to eventually slaughter.
I saw, I don't know about generally, but I saw that movie babe and that pig and that farmer came pretty close
Yeah, that was a movie. Yeah, this is real life real steak is
Well, it seems like this pig in this farmer close to you know that you're there's no boundaries that you can cross for cues
You know, he's not gonna. That's what't worry me at all if you found this out.
Yeah, but yeah, you have to know, you know,
I'm a little buttoned up.
Little bit, but I'm not bringing it to like,
hey man, check out my new pictorial, what do you think?
Yeah, I'm not saying.
It's like this was like, I get it,
but it doesn't mean I can unsee it.
What if they were stolen pictures?
Would you feel worse for me?
Like somebody hacked me?
There's no way in the planet that anybody stole them. I knew you sent them
in.
There's no way.
It's not in the piggy.
Wow. So if you found like if you were coming in the office and they were like some
Polaroid spilled on the floor and it was get them doing some like tasteful nudes on
the ping pong table after everybody else went home. You'd have on table
also collapsed. Well there it's not as weird though. Dick picks. He was sending
Dick picks to somebody. No he's like he's like closing the table. I think in
this day and age in 2012. I don't partake in it. I don't I don't think it's
normal but I think their society believes it's normal, but I think
their society believes it's normal though, dick picks.
Yeah, so you would have no problem.
If he was like, he was, I don't know why he's using the polaroid.
But, um, you, you never went out, figured out the mail.
But yeah, if he was like, I was like, what's this?
And he was like, I was taking dick picks like this,
this girl I've been chatting with, she wanted some. I couldn't get, I was like, what's this? And he was like, I was taking dick pics like this girl. I've been chatting with you wanted some.
I couldn't get, I would be a man at him,
but I wouldn't say it's a deal breaker though.
I would be furious.
I would fucking land based and bring down a riot act,
but it's not as crazy as the magazine synopsis.
Is it because of the bulging eyes?
It's still on the mouth, isn't it?
No, yeah, it is.
And it's the fact that he had to send it in.
It's like, like the attention seeking is what, you know,
it's so disgusting and gross.
I'm just part of my little community, man. I mean,. No. No. No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. No.
No. No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. No. No. No. No. You need fucking Piggies to come marching out of the closet, man. Got that Piggie closet.
Yes, I'm not saying yes, but then don't, but you can't expect everybody
then who sees it or is exposed to it to be okay with it though.
That's where the world has gone crazy, where everybody's just
supposed to accept everything and everything.
They're not allowed to be like, whoa, Whoa dial it back bud. Not very woke
I'm not saying you can't do it. I'm not saying you shouldn't do it
But don't show it to me to expect me to fucking grin year-to-year and be like show me another I didn't malate you somebody else melda to you
Jeez that guy caused a lot of harm. He didn't even realize it.
You knew it.
Why he said, why else do he send it?
All right, well here's number two.
I'm curious if you would have problems with this too.
Okay, so Walt sees me run out of the plaza late one night after returns because he thought
he forgot to lock the door.
It's late.
As you're pulling up,
you see what looks to be my car speeding away.
And the next day, I,
what I have to come in to do the show,
I'm driving a Mary Beth's car.
Cops have grainy footage of a black sports car speeding away.
The perp hit several businesses adjacent to the general store,
urinating and defecating on merchandise
within their stores.
Walt texted me that night,
but I didn't answer
and the next day I text back saying I was sleeping.
You're not 100% positive it was me.
But somebody's come into the office.
They've gone to all the different stores
like the Muslim translating guy, the real estate guy,
the yarn.
Have you broken?
No.
It's a person in a black mask.
And they go in the back door. It
was like propped open. And there's just they hit everybody except us. You have that
much pee and poop in you or been saving it. It's all over the yarn. It's all over the
real estate documents. I would willfully ignore it. Yeah, forced that one to ignore it. Yeah,
I'd be like, I don't want to know the answer. I'm not going to look any, I'm not going to investigate
this any further because I'm not sure I'm going to like the answers I find. I could, I definitely
would try to just be like, convince myself I didn't see what I saw. What if I wouldn't stop bringing it up to you? I can believe this. How much
rent do we pay? Supposedly shit in here. Here's the third one. What was cute thinking about
that one? Oh yeah, it's right. Sorry. Well, the man said he was sleeping. You believe
him. You want? You, uh, of course. Even though you saw your own eyes, you saw his car.
I saw a car that looked a lot like his car. Do you even bring it up to him that like, came in? I thought it was, I thought I saw your car. Or do you just be like, no, because I don't
bring up every time a random crime that has nothing to do with my friends gets committed. I don't
bring it up to him to discuss it. Yeah, wait a minute though, but if you saw what you thought was his car, you were kind of
almost like 90% sure it was his car.
You don't want to ask him, you don't want an answer to it, was that what you're saying?
I'm saying I didn't see his car.
I saw a car that looked like it could have been Brian's car.
So the man says he was sleeping.
What do you want me to do here?
it would have been Brian's car. So the man says he was sleeping.
What do you want me to do here?
And how do you chalk up to that the TSD General Store
is the only one that wasn't hit?
Do you just chalk that up to coincidence?
Yeah, good locks.
We had good locks.
Yeah, we got good locks on that General Store.
Maybe get him was sleeping here overnight or something,
but I leave that for the cops to figure out.
That's not really my final.
You're fucking Colombo.
All I know is my friend told me he was home sleeping.
It's all I know.
There you go.
So this third one, what?
After hearing the reaction to my
dalliances in the barnyard, I'm not sure what you're going to say about this one, where
there's no doubt you find out you hear through the grapevine I was arrested.
And it was because I was stalking a girlfriend from high school.
And the final nail on the coffin was her daughter was at the movies with some friends
and I walked up to her door and I go I used to finger your mother.
Oh my God.
How do I find this out?
How was this brought to my attention? The police water.
No it's just one of those things where like get them heard the scanner
over at the movie theater and like one thing leads to another somehow you find out it's me you find out it's me through get them, heard the scanner over at the movie theater, and like one thing leads to another.
Somehow you find out it's me, you find out it's me
through, get them.
And I'm opposed to, there's no if, ands or buts, it's you.
There's no denying it.
And you're not denying it either.
No, well I'm denied.
I'm like, I didn't stalk her,
but then it comes out like lots of things.
Who are you stalking the daughter or the mother?
The mom, the mother, the ex-girlfriend. Okay. But I couldn't get her attention, so I walked up to the daughter or the mother? The mom. The mother, the ex-girlfriend.
Okay.
But I couldn't get her attention
so I walked up to the daughter in the movie theater.
How old's the daughter?
She's like 15, she's over with her friends
are doing TikTok dances and shit.
And I'm like, I part the seas of teenagers
to go through it.
Deliver that message.
Yeah, I think you would tell me a better story than that. You would have a better
reason to do it or you were you were to victim of some sort of slight and that's why you did it and then I could kind of maybe
you know
swallow that easier than you know
the other two. I think you would I think you would concoct a reason and you were you know, it's the other two. I think you would, I think you would concoct a reason
in your, you know, that you were misunderstood
and you thought it would be funny and, you know,
I was just good.
I was just doing it for a story to tell on the pot
or something and I didn't think I was gonna get arrested.
You can't say that kind of stuff to a 15 year old.
I would chalk, I would be more apt to...
Oh, I'd be leery.
I would be like, I wouldn't believe it.
I would tell you, I believe it.
Oh, yeah, okay.
But, you know, when I got home, I'd be like,
where's fucking lying?
Well, that's more of a state of mind thing, right?
Like if I'm obsessing on a girlfriend from a high school,
I'd all let alone tracking down her daughter and saying that. Right.
That's like mental breakdown type. Should I think?
Is it? I think so.
I think that's like, that's
seriously wrong with you. That was my response. My response is this,
this is like, this is like, we have to get this guy help. It's not like,
what? That's the one he's got to get help on, but he's going around
shitting and everybody's fucking place of business and you're like,
I don't know that that was him.
I don't know that that was him.
Like, no, my friend was home sleeping.
But like, if he's stalking and then harassing
15 year old girls and he's obsessed over some woman
who's gotta be almost 16 now.
Like, I'm just saying, like, it's been so long.
Like how long you've obsessed.
It's just love though.
It's my one true love.
I started thinking back.
No, first love.
Nothing, how great.
Nothing about her age.
86.
Nothing about her age is the fact that it's been so long.
Like how long has this been going on?
This is the first way you're in about her.
Like, it's odd. Yeah, I think you've gone on for like six
months before she finally involved the authority. Yeah, but no, no, but I mean like you
knew her since high school, which was so long ago. Like how could this obsession
been a lifelong thing? And this is the first we're hearing about that. That's true too.
I would just be like, you're he's mind is broken. We got to get him help.
He's honest. On a scale of one to 10 though, what do you put that in terms of mind being broken?
If he's going up to 15 year old girls and telling them he used to finger their mother,
I think that's pretty high up there. I mean, I'm going to give it a seven at least.
Is he angry or did you say an anger or do you say it almost like you know like planatively like
Yeah, more of a fact like you know, it was the best time of my life
You know, I loved your mother and I used to do this stop walking away from me
I used to do this to her quite often
Yeah, and like you know and I you should ask her about it and I you know
It's just one of those like great moments of my youth that I would love to revisit one day.
I'm explaining this to a 15 year old girl.
You know, you gotta understand I'm not sick.
All of it ends up on TikTok.
Yeah.
As I'm lumbering towards it.
I can't quite catch up.
People are remixing it so you're dancing
with like Snoop Dogg and Chit.
I'm the next bedroom intruder. Yeah, like I figured your mom, I figured your mom.
Yeah, no, I would think like this,
we gotta get this guy help, that's dangerous.
That's like dangerous behavior.
Whereas the pain mask is.
I think the second one's dangerous too though,
because we know it is him.
I mean, I would
think that you can get him help without contacting the authorities maybe. Well, all right,
let's go back to the second one and say that we I knew it was him. Right. Then you told
cops you didn't. Oh, of course. I've seen fast and furious, man. I know family first.
I've seen fast and furious man, I know family first. No, I would say I would just be like, dude, like what?
I mean, I would assume that's a mental break,
but one more in line with his general like,
fuck these people attitude as opposed to like,
you know, stalking a woman or something like that.
I don't know.
One would be really alarming.
Because it could be that like, all of it up to that point was just me trying to contact
her, getting rebuffed, trying to contact her again.
Like that kind of shit that's like that weird gray area, stalking and trying to contact
a friend, but approaching her daughter in public.
It's bananas, man.
It's hard to give someone to the past for that.
Like you shitting in people's store, my first question is, what did they do to them?
What did they do to piss him off that made him want to shit and piss in their store?
They gave him food that he thought was on the cold side.
They wouldn't believe me that I was a worker here in Gunter himself.
Well, I'm just saying that's my first thought is like what,
but if you're going, if you're stalking a woman
and stalking your daughter,
then it's like the reasons don't really matter.
So what's the fact that we gotta make you stop doing it?
Yeah, I could imagine Q finding this out,
like sitting there with him and just as,
like you can see his face right here,
he's like
All right, there's something I got a deal of how we got to fucking handle this
Yeah, I can't abandon you. I mean, there's no you know
Salva pals do so I got to work with with you through this. Yeah, we can yeah, it'd be a weird one
Yeah, whatever, you know, you will send you away for a bit you write write some apologies, you get some help, get on some medication.
You'll be right.
No, is it flattering to a girl who's now,
now in her late 40s, early 50s,
to be like, wow, he had such fond memories of fingering me
that he had to bring it up to my kid.
No.
No.
That's just alarming.
Yeah, that's not, that's just alarming. That's not that's not
tillating.
I remember. I agree. That's that's not a trophy. So for Walt,
it's the first one. That's the one that you couldn't get
over. Yeah, because it's like right in my face. Right. And
the shit and piss isn't well, I mean, it wasn't here. So I didn't see it. And I didn't I didn't have to deal with it. And
You know, I heard that's what happened. You know, that's the rumor going around the plaza. Kind of like when
Carl Siddos walking around with nothing on but my penny loafers and the
About that. Yeah There was a guy, let me just pull up this.
Open link.
There's a guy, some people love Disney Walt.
I know some people who love Disney.
We know Chris Lodondo loves Disney,
and I've been a neighbor a couple,
back when I lived in Highlands,
who would go every year without fail.
They fall in love with the line, no.
It's all bullshit, no.
Happy place on earth.
Yeah, they fell in love with the concept.
It's just another faceless evil corporation.
I have, I haven't, I don't pay for Disney Plus. It's Mary Beth's mother's account. So I haven't
said like no more Disney Plus since I don't pay for it, but I'm pretty much against Disney from
here on out. Then all that Disney fucking has to offer. I think this
is a fucking corporation that is trying so hard to shove fucking ideals down people's
like, why can't corporations just be corporations? Why can't they just sell you the product
that they create, which is fucking a vacation package, or a fucking shirt, or this or that,
without fucking having some sort of platform. And Disney is really lately been very guilty of like shoving an agenda.
Well, they're, I mean, they're not, they're not a lot alone in that, but to me, it's the, it's the
outrageous overpricing of like of a Disney vacation. It's so gross that it's hard to like justify if you're a Disney in your your pro Disney
Justifying, you know how they
Just pick someone up by the by the shoe and turn them over and just like shaking them a total of their pockets
Yeah, shake every dime out of their pocket. It's it's it's it's
It's not cool, Disney.
Some people line up for it though.
I want to.
Yeah, I went there multiple times with my family, you know.
And I paid through the nose for it too,
but it's even more now.
It's even more outrageous and expensive.
It didn't expose all the theme parks in that Orlando,
and it's like, you know, here's an average day for a family of three and it costs like $1,200 or something like once you
Right all that shit
Yeah, this guy
Disneyland die hard. He set the Guinness World Record for most consecutive daily visits to Disney Land not Disney World
He visited between January 1st, 2012 and March 13th, 2020
because a pandemic broke his streak 2,995 times. Whoa!
It's got to begin to be independently wealthy, right? I mean, it's because that's got to cause
the work has. It's gonna be at a pass. Yeah. Yeah. Because it's breezing and out, but that's what the
fuck man, I love pirates of the Caribbean as much as an ex-guy,
but I don't want to go on it every day.
Yeah, after a certain point, when you think you've seen,
there is a better-
It was in time when we were touring,
like for like seven years, we toured pretty regularly
and we would hit Florida in California at least twice a year.
So twice a year, I'd go to Disney,
like with the opening act
or whatever we just breeze in
and spend the day like running around.
And I loved it, but even then after a while,
when you've been to Disney six times
in fucking three years,
like after a while you're like,
all right, I mean, I got it.
You know, like it's too familiar.
So I don't know how going every day is gonna help.
Yeah, the last time I went was with Troy and his family,
and I was like never again,
and not because of Troy and his family, they're great.
But Sage will not walk after a certain period
she gets like overheated and shit.
She's like, you're like three hours into the day
and she's like, I wanna go home,
I just wanna go on the pool,
but I just spent fucking $500.
Yeah, I found that too of my kids,
and at a certain point you can push them only
so far and it's like then it becomes not fun.
Waiting in lines.
That is the worst way to spend a vacation is waiting online.
And that's what you're going to do.
Get that total heat.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I know that you can't go, you can't expect to walk into a park and just
get on a ride with the lines, but there's got to be an in between. Hmm. Or just don't let so many
people in. Well, that's not going to happen. Disney installed a new annual pass system that would
make beating his personal best more of a financial investment and less fun, so he's not going to try to break his streak.
The most expensive pass now runs $1,600 in the system that has blackout dates and requires
reservations to visit the park.
Does your mind's made the guy like the Big Mac guy?
I remember he had like fucking Big Mac every day for 15 years in a row or something.
I think I'm about to kid from highlands fucking Big Mac every day for 15 years in a row or something.
I think I'm about to kid from highlands, Big Mac and Little Mac. Oh, Big Mac.
He's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's exactly alike, and they call him big Mac and little Mac. I would have never thought of that. He managed to afford thousands of visits to the park over eight years plus by purchasing annual passes
with costs peaking at 1,400 bucks
for the now retired signature day pass.
So he was getting in for about $3.50 a day.
But the way to make that pay off is
you have to go 3, 3000 days in a row.
I couldn't do it, man.
Do it.
He says like people want to take pictures with him.
Oh, he's just become somewhat of an influencer.
I guess so.
He's like kind of like the sports guys that like, you know, like that devil's guy that
used to get everybody all worked up.
Wow.
He's become somewhat like a quasi celebrity
inside the park.
A little bit, yeah.
That's pretty cool.
You know what I mean?
If you can monetize that, that'd be great.
Oh, get them ad ad money on YouTube from doing videos.
Charge for a picture with anybody.
You know?
You gotta give them like a Mickey buck.
You gotta slip like a Mickey buck.
There you go.
Do it.
I'm into it.
But why, what's this guy?
What's what's what the Disney is?
It's just because they raise the prices.
That's the only reason he's not going back
is because they raise the prices.
But he's, it's weird the type of people that you see
somebody like this and you're like,
like I'll never be the type
of person that submits a picture of myself in a fucking pig mask to a German magazine.
I'll also never be the kind of guy that gets this happy to go to fucking Disney all the
time.
Like, it's a certain type of, like a fun guy.
He's a fun type person.
I don't know.
He might be missing something though, right?
I mean, there's something not firing on all cylinders
when you're going to Disney.
Something is lacking in your life
if you're going three thousand days in a row.
The priority might be little on the,
not firing.
Like I gotta get up and do something productive
or no, no, I gotta go to Disney.
I'm like Walker.
And what is the point?
The thousand, the one thousandth time you've been there.
What the fuck is going on?
Unless you care.
Yeah, but unless you're cultivating your influence
her persona as the guy who did it 3,000 times.
You're like, you're creating this role, this character.
It's like, you've ever heard of Patrick Mahomes's brother.
Yeah, we talked about it all this week.
I don't think he was on the pod.
Yeah, you're on the, Jackson Mahomes, right?
No, he was, that was when Sunday was he on.
Oh, Sunday was on that week.
Yeah, you ever hear of Patrick Mahomes?
The hockey guy.
Football guy.
Football, sorry, football guy, yeah.
Just one the Super Bowl and his brother takes a lot of heat because he dances. the hockey guy football guy football sorry football guy yeah just won the
Super Bowl and his brother takes a lot of heat because he dances and post videos
himself dancing at the game and everything and everybody comes down on him but
why because he's corny he's so cool he's got the iron bride yeah he's he's 22
years old and he's doing these corny ass TikTok dances that Sage does.
And like during the fucking Super Bowl, Patrick Mahomes is doing arguably the most important
fucking interview of his life and his fucking corny brothers behind him doing all these
stupid moves and shit.
And like you can see at one point somebody tell him to stop and like Like show him away
But he does it all the time evidently and he's one of these guys like I'm an influencer and you can't argue with it because you probably
He's a million followers
And certain and a certain number of people are gonna be like yeah Jackson will homes. He must know something
Why I don't I hate I hate to disagree with you bud
But to listen to the sentence that just came out of your mouth
Go ahead a guy who caught a fucking ball is giving a quote unquote important interview and some fucking dope behind of his dancing and taking attention away and getting
Shoot off screen but for some reason you don't love this
Got me kill he he's one of these guys like he went into a restaurant and they couldn't accommodate him.
So he got him and his friends to go on like in a whole bunch of his fans to like write bad reviews for this restaurant.
He's that kind of asshole.
Yeah, that sucks.
That's the fuck with people's earn like livelihood because his fucking pampered ass wasn't allowed to go into a restaurant.
Because they went like, oh my god, you're the fucking brother of somebody who can do something awesome.
But he takes a lot of abuse online. Put some self out there. He does, but it's like, I feel it's
to the point where it's almost dangerous. Like the amount of people who hate him, it's like,
it's getting into that level that warning, warning, this is not mentally healthy for this cat to be seeing
the things that people are posting about him.
Oh, really?
Oh, so why doesn't he stop then?
I mean, that's sure he can't do that.
Oh, why should he stop though?
But why should he have to stop?
Because they won't.
Because we don't live in a fucking perfect world.
What?
I don't think he has to stop.
I keep dancing, brother. Keep dancing away to the fucking perfect world. What? I don't think he has to stop. I keep dancing, brother.
Keep dancing your way to the fucking Super Bowl.
But I'm just saying, like,
if you want to stop,
definitely alone, they won't stop harassing him.
And because he always got to be in the spotlight.
It's always like, it's always like,
yeah, my brother does this,
but hey, check out what I do.
I do the same 12 second clips
that 13 year old girls do.
It's a 22 year old man for Christ's sake.
Yeah, but what he's doing is,
he's being reinforced that it's,
if he wants to be an influencer, it's working.
He has millions and millions of followers.
Let me check this guy out right now.
He does, I believe you.
There's no denying it.
And I'll tell you,
walk a mile and I'd do shoes, Q. Walk a mile and I'd be in the gym and I'll tell you walk a mile and I dude shoes Q
Walk a mile in the ship
$2,000 I'm on impractical jokers
You don't have to tell me about fucking doing stupid shit for a dollar in a cent bro
I'm all on this guy side, but I've had a lot of people write some nasty shit about me too. Oh, oh all of us
sure, so it's like so.
So it's a lot of jealous people, I believe.
They internet, I mean, let's be honest.
They internet is filled with people who are.
Oh, he doesn't even have that many followers.
How many?
259,000 on Instagram.
Quarter of a million, son of a lot?
No, for, how many do you have?
Like a million?
I don't know. Hold on a second. I'm sure good, but I meant, but I meant though his psyche though. Think about how hard it is to be
the brother of Patrick Mahomes like a guy sure fire hall of famer in only his six year already is
like is crowned possibly the greatest athlete to ever step on the football field.
And your Jackson who you're only able to get attention and stand out if you're making
sweet moves.
Everybody has to stand out too.
Yeah, why can't I have one person in Gen G that doesn't fucking stand out?
You don't want to stand out.
Well, we first started doing this now.
In fact, now I don't.
If I want to stand out so bad, we first started doing this? No. Well, in fact, now I don't. If I would do it, if I would stand out so bad,
I would try to do something different.
It because, because at the time, it was like,
what I needed at the time.
You're fine.
I mean, it's no thing wrong with wanting,
but like to say you don't want to stand out or to,
to make your mark in what you're doing.
Sure, let me do the same dance
that a bunch of little girls do,
and like that's going to be the extent.
Thank you guys 1.6 million followers. You're old child though. You're like your child. See you're
calling him to child. 22 is not a child. But it's a young man who bears maybe maybe it's a young man's
game what he's doing though. He's not maybe mature enough and like I said it's like walk a mile
in that dude shoes. I don't think it's easy to be jacks in my homes. I don't think it's easy at all.
No, probably not.
So you could do what other people do.
Like sometimes there's a sibling of someone famous
where they go and they just do something else.
Like they don't have to be fucking famous too.
And it predicated upon a fucking stupid dance.
And the only time anybody wants to pay attention
is if you're in the company of your brother.
No, I don't know
He's always doing a football game. He posts dances everywhere. I
Said harmless. He should be able to do it. That's crazy. It's just harmless like
Boppin and he's corny though. He's just corny. It's
Nothing special. It's nothing special. And everybody's paying attention to it. I agree you that it's corny
But it's like who's he hurting?
Nobody and like the Dutch I'm not talking about you,
but the internet has been cruel.
The internet can be so cruel and it's.
I'm sure they're saying a lot worse things than he's corny.
I don't know, I just find it like fascinating.
Just how like it can get the higher up of all these dudes,
because I don't think women really care.
It's dudes.
Oh, it's dudes, it got mad about it?
It's dudes.
It's angry dudes who are just angry that he's dancing.
It's like foot loose.
Yeah, and to me, it's like he's dancing,
and I might look at that and be like,
by the way, foot loose is a fucking great movie.
I might roll my eyes at him like by the way foot loses a fucking great movie. I
Might roll my eyes at him, but like let's say this something that you're that you don't like You know what I mean like
Are you take the time to go on that dude's Instagram and put a comment talking about how I don't like this
Like to me you're worse than the fucking guy dancing
This is like you're voluntarily giving up your time and attention to something. Right.
That you don't like.
You look like an idiot.
That's so cute.
That's like,
which by the way is.
You don't do anything like, I get it.
Like, I'm not denying that I think,
like, but I, I think it's corny,
but I don't think that it deserves the level of attention
that it's gotten.
And he is really like raked over the cold, so.
I gotta say, I didn't watch the Super Bowl. I didn't really watch most of the commercials.
I think I saw three of them.
And I was looking at the post the next day
and that's the one thing I noticed out of everything was
when they were doing that interview,
I'm like, who is this corny asshole? Like, why is this guy dancing like this? Cause I don't even
know who he was. And then I did a little tiny bit of investigation on like, oh, it's
his brother.
But it don't we know people like him, though, on a lower spectrum or not as not as doing
the same kind of things as Jackson, my homes, but not getting the same amount of attention. Like, get him with the cams.
Or dancing.
A traffic when he was a traffic cop.
Yeah, yeah.
It's like, people just want to get, be noticed.
They want to be, they want to like have someone
acknowledge their existence.
I feel like, and this is a total guess on my part,
I look at Jackson Mahomes and I'm like,
this guy thinks he's hot shit.
I look at get him. I don't care what he does like that, but there's and I'm like, this guy thinks he's hot shit. I look at kid him. I don't care what he does like, how are there's no way
in hell this guy thinks he's hot shit. And that's the thing. It's like this unearned. And
that fucking entitled like, Hey, I'm fucking my home's brother. I should be able to eat
this restaurant with my friends. You should accommodate us because I'm fucking this person.
That's entitlement. And that's why people don't like him He shouldn't do stuff like that, but those maybe are the mistakes of youth, right?
I see 20 or people do that shit to
And I know like a view is skew there were some people who dropped Kevin's name a couple times at restaurants did it work that
No, not only did it not work, but it came back at him really
Came back down for doing it. Yeah,
I mean, he's a kid. I don't see getting worked up over this one, but I'm not working
up. I want to never thought of him again, unless Walters brought it up. Oh, okay. I got
it. Yeah. No, that's not one of those things that is like driving me crazy. Good. Yeah, because this one's not worth it. Yeah. I mean, none of them are worth it.
But this one's not worth it. Oh, God. But really, that's really well. Let me ask you something.
I just want to just follow the pig thing down a little bit more. Like what's Mary Betz reaction?
If you're like, I want to take this picture and submit it. With D with Dildo or without Dildo?
Both, give me both.
Uh, without Dildo, I think she would seriously question it and be like, why?
Why do you want to do this?
I don't know if this is kind of thing you should do.
She might.
Okay.
Dildo and Malphite's bulging out.
She's like, now, especially if I'm'm like I want to send it to a magazine.
I want to become an influencer. I could become famous doing this.
I could do my piggy dance.
You know, I'll get on the ground and fucking root around with my snout and shit.
Look at like fucking three stooches. I'm going to circles.
That's on TikTok.
Yeah, I try to do TikTok.
I love it, man.
We can have listeners like put on pigs now and do the dance.
Yeah, I like it.
I like it.
Can't get your pigs now, so on people.
Come on, time to get your pig snouts on people.
Come on, time to get your snouts on.
Why couldn't it be like we could do a novelty song for it?
I mean, what you're seeing is the creation of something here, man.
Something I look into.
It turned you back too quickly.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, Jackson my homes, maybe in a pig mask.
He, maybe he joins in and.
If he was wearing a pig snout while he was doing that dance,
I would be completely on the opposite side like this is so weird
That fucking Wednesday Adam things took over the fucking internet
So like why not turn around and do the big dance on the internet. I'm with you. Yeah
We're just gonna get a little guy got a song that's right, you know, yeah the right moves
Get the moves in the air.
Like, you just don't care.
Ah, I can see it happening.
And I tell you what, if fucking, if like,
like some company wanted you and this my own guy to do a,
like, look, we'll give you a million each to do an ad together.
You know you'd be like, let me put on the pick out
and start dancing with this guy. I'll be wearing it to the interview. See if I got the job. A million bucks.
I'm like, is that with Dildar without? Because either way, I can bring it if you want.
Some of these your best pal. I thought what you did it the Super Bowl is really cool. Yeah, I know I saw you guys shoot away man
I was pissed. I was fucking pissed
Who's the song starting?
Put your sound in the trough
Wiggly it around get yourself around apple go in the town
Get yourself around, Apple.
Go in the town.
You're not into it, I won't.
From the guy who fucking creates all this kind of shit, that's fucking you won't tell me that I put it on.
Walt, you don't support the pig dance?
No, I mean, if done in a, in a tasteful way,
yeah, no, no, Dildful way, no dildo.
No dildo.
All right.
No dildo, we gotta create a dance, a little choreography.
Yeah, we don't know any dancing.
I wanna watch them.
I wanna watch them.
What's a YouTube?
See what they're up to?
See, check out their moves.
Their manner is like that.
Shake your bacon, baby.
I got you. All right, cool. I can that. Yeah, shake your bacon, baby. I got you.
All right, cool. I can't wait to see what you come up with. Is this going to be a patriotic
school? I think so. I think it should be. I'm not giving this away to the world. The
big test. You fucking crazy. Patreon.com slash tell them Steve Dave, if you want to say
big dance. Yeah, you want to see that big dance. You can't fucking do it for free. You think
Jackson Mahomes is doing this shit for free? No. No, I'll fuck down.
Technically he is.
I guess so yeah, and then in hopes of getting some other stuff.
Yeah, he got a pig tattoo.
You get like a pig tattoo?
Start that trend.
Oh, nice big pig tattoo.
Yeah.
I want to.
There's been some kind of been watching on YouTube.
It's pretty interesting.
I can't remember the name of the video series though.
Let me see here.
It is called, oh, Tales from the Street.
Where Tales from the Grave.
And it's like this guy who goes out on the streets of Arizona
and talks to homeless people, dude, it was fucking ribbing.
I was watching it for like three hours yesterday,
just what, it's like maybe 15 to 17 minute interviews
with like homeless couples, homeless people,
how'd you get here, what's your drug of choice?
And it seems they all do these pills called blues,
which when I was doing it,
a blue was a 30 milligram or a Roxy Cotto.
But they're talking about like fentanyl pills
and regular oxy with like something dripped on it
and like some kind of fentanyl dripped on the actual pill,
that kind of shit.
They're all talking about people dying and crap.
And it occurred to me where I'm like, oh my god,
this is fascinating.
But I'm like, this is really not that much different than the housewives of Hollywood,
which I was talking about earlier, where I'm like, there's drama,
the housewives of Hollywood drama, where I'm like, what fucking idiot would watch this?
And then the stuff that I'm watching where I'm like, this is real life drama,
this is fucking interesting shit.
Like these are real life people.
And if you are messy starting to mess around with drugs,
you should watch this shit.
Like you should watch it.
It's really like, it's eye opening.
I'm watching it and I'm like,
if I didn't have a TV show at the time
and like less support around me,
I could easily be one of these people.
Like easily.
Like if Pam and Edgar were like,
fuck that, you're on drugs, you're out.
And I shouldn't know joke
Man the show the show fired me or whatever. It's like what would I do, you know?
Wow, that's a pretty sobering thought man. Yeah, I was in there thinking that I was like I'm really no different from these guys
I just better luck and more money
You know
So if you're thinking about it. It's it's not fun
It's fun. You think it fun. You say more fun. Do you think it's fun to tell people about it?
Do you say more money?
Do you mean more money for the recovery
or you had more money to spend on drugs?
More money to spend on drugs.
Right.
You know, it was like money wasn't really an issue
because I didn't have a super expensive habit.
You know.
Right.
So it was like, the pills that I got plus the ones that I bought were enough.
Right.
But these are people where they're like, they're walking around, they're talking about
this lady's like, my stuff, I've been here two months, my stuff is probably gotten stolen
ten times.
She's like, you know, it's one thing when they steal your tent and your clothes, but then
they'll steal your ID and your birth certificate and all this shit that they don't need.
And they'll take it and they'll just throw it away because
they don't have any use for it.
She's like, now, fuck, what do I do?
You know?
Oh, yeah, it's, it's pretty interesting.
Yeah, that's, that's rough, man, I feel bad for her.
But, wow, that's shit, you watch this for fun, huh?
You just watch these.
Well, I won't say it was fun, but it was interesting.
You know, it was pretty fascinating to see people who,
you know, some people are like, they're obviously mentally ill.
Yeah.
Some people are like, you know, I was abused.
I took off when I was 13 because my father wouldn't stop
lesting me.
Or my mother, like the first time I did drugs,
I was 12 and it was with my mom, you know,
like these type of people.
Do you try to balance that viewing out with some light stuff,
like, you know, maybe like one hour of horrific shit
and then maybe one hour of like everybody loves Raymond
or.
You do, okay.
Little house on the prairie all right yeah
that's pretty counterbalanced yeah yeah yeah I don't just watch the fucked up shit like that yeah
I'm really like I think I told Q this is like going back over a month now I was like I
stopped going to all the like the real death websites and all that shit I was like yeah and then
after a while it's like you don't really miss it you know like I was in this groove of like
here's my videos where people get knocked out
Here's my videos of where you know
Cops are are fighting with people. Here's my videos. You know, I had all my different categories
I would go and look at it every day, but
I'm actually just like fuck it
Yeah, I mean that's shit going into your brain to can't help anything. Yeah
Fuck yeah.
I'm like at the news, so.
That's why people love sports, right?
Well, just gives you something to move forward.
It is a low stakes.
Oh, I got a question for EQ.
And I don't, I'm not saying that you are.
Okay.
You are a big Yankee fan, right?
Yeah, yeah.
But have you been able to follow it with the same level of?
No intensity that you once used to.
I used to have season tickets and now I'll watch like 10 games a year.
So let's say the Yankees next year go on this great run and they look like they're going to win a ring.
Do you feel any guilt about jumping back in and pumping your fist just you don't, how
come?
Because I'm a lifelong fan.
Like, I'm like, it's not in the contract that I have to watch every single year.
What if you turned your back on when they weren't winning though?
Well, what do you mean by turning your back on when they weren't winning, though?
Well, what do you mean by turn your back on?
Kind of like Walt did.
This is what he's talking about himself.
Yeah.
Last thing to question, because I got access to watch
the doubles again, and I've been watching.
And I'm like conflicted because they're doing really well,
and they look like they are one of like five teams
I could win it all.
And I'm like, did I put in the right amount of blood, sweat and tears lately to justify
me jumping right back in and being like, feeling good about it.
Without a doubt.
Without a doubt. without a doubt.
I can't do it.
I feel like such traumatizing guilt about
like jumping back in and being like,
ra ra ra, I'm back baby.
And it's like, well, where was I?
I didn't stick with it.
But for one reason though I couldn't,
because I cable was out.
But there you go.
But there was no reason was that they weren't good.
So I was like, I didn't really try hard enough to watch him when they sucked. I could have
illegally watched it. And get him a bit of a link. So but I've like, I don't even care.
You still wore, you still wore the shirts. You still, you still hung the banner. I don't
know, man. Like you're allowed to have some fallow years in it. Like why not? All right.
And then by the way, it's like, it's a two-way street, man, they won you back.
Like it's their job to be excellent.
It's not your fault that you're paying attention when they're doing their job.
But fair weather.
I don't want it.
That's what they're going to call me, fair weather, flanagan, I know it.
Because you put in so many years.
What?
Now, you're putting so many years.
You put in so many years, dude.
Unassailable. But can dude. Unassailable.
But can I,
Unassailable.
But can I, can I like,
I feel like a poser.
I really, really do what I'm watching.
I get excited.
I'm like,
I don't deserve to be excited.
I wasn't there for the lean years.
I kind of tuned out.
I'm telling you,
I'm giving you all the permission you need
that you celebrate it.
Like you've been there all along.
So I see it like, like a dad, like a baby's born,
and the day the baby's born, the dad takes off,
and then shows up a couple years later
to celebrate the baby's birthday.
And he's like, yeah, right guys, it's a happy occasion.
Yeah, but isn't it a good thing
that the dad comes back?
Maybe.
I mean, do you guys remember the gifts?
Yeah. Yeah.
We're on a cool son.
Where was I?
Yeah, where'd you go?
I had just had some shit to deal with.
Oh, okay.
Had some things I had to get my head get me to.
I'm seven now.
I'm talking to you.
I had to get my head on straight, son.
Yeah, that's good.
You could be a better father once you get your head on straight.
Now I'm ready and I'm back.
I'm never gonna leave again
Unless you suck again. You go on you go on for something to make me mad. I let you go over for years without making playoffs
Finishing legs. See it is like a kid in his dad. I don't know. Yeah, I wish I could just take
I wish I could just do it the way you're telling me to do it, but there's a lot of like guilt.
Well, are you watching anyway?
I'm watching.
And I'm getting excited and then I feel like I don't deserve it.
I don't deserve to be happy about this.
Well, haven't you gotten excited plenty of times and had the rug pulled out from Undyah?
Yeah, more often than not.
If they, if I'm a bank, then they've only one three times out of my
thirty years of being a fan so twenty seven years
i was disappointed
they owe you one bro
they owe you one come on
the two-way street
unconditional
q
is unconditional is He's awesome. Yeah. Yeah.
Why does that come from that unconditional support?
You know, you're pals, man. You're my friends.
Like, you know, sometimes you need to be putting the right direction.
But for the most part, you just need to hear nice things about yourselves.
Oh, that's all. That's what
most of you will be in a friend is. Yeah, very wise though, not everybody can do it
Q. No, it's alright. That's why we're not friends with them. So you're saying I
can get my big foam finger tonight. Yeah, I can get my I put my devil's hat on.
You act like you never left the room. I got it. You've been at the party the whole time.
Anybody who calls me fair weather flan again,
I can spit in their face.
And you know, maybe they hit him with a beer bottle.
Yeah, the way they do it in the Bronx.
Who's saying this to you?
You're living room.
You're living room.
You're fair weather flan again.
What do they say?
What?
Well, that's because my kids are like, I thought you didn't watch a devil anymore, dad.
I was just like, well, I mean, you know, I'm a fair willing, you know that.
I'm not from a start.
Oh, you're back yelling and waking us up in the middle of the night when the devil's
won a game, huh?
What happened for those 10 years?
Are we slept like fucking babes
and you didn't scream once.
Okay.
They should be excited to see,
they should be excited to see you excited.
That's what's going on.
That's all dude, you buy and,
it's a fucking game no matter which way you look at it.
So what do you beat yourself up a matter of what?
Who's judging them?
Just enjoy it, nobody gives a shit. Oh, I know. I'm gonna hear about it on the internet. The internet's full of fucking people
Just wanted they just want to let you know how bad you are. How suck how suck the internet is filled with the type of people who post on the internet
Yeah, that's true, right
So I have long talked about like how I don't like Reddit and how I don't go to Reddit.
I recently discovered a Reddit thread like there's podcasts that I listen to and they're
all at war with each other.
Really?
Oh, it's so delightful to read the threads and like the people I don't like see them
getting lame-based and the people I like being praised.
But I won't go to ours.
Fuck that. I wouldn't go to ours, fuck that.
I wouldn't.
No.
Because my head'll get to bed.
Yeah, that's exactly.
Yeah, you can go need to be kept in check.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Fuck that.
Tell them Steve Dave.
Tell him Steve Dave.