Tell Em Steve-Dave - #552: The Perils of Petsitting

Episode Date: April 3, 2023

Bry and Walt try to get guests for the pod, death videos, what does Hell smell like, Q regrets his treatment of a past guest.

So people like something you box as a food to eat. Yeah, I like eat this and so I'll eat it and I'll eat as much as I can until I throw up. I'm able to hell for 13 minutes. Oh, that's pretty cool. Fucking dope wouldn't it? Oh, the Lake podcast shows, somebody hate hate watch, some I regular watch. One of the ones I hate watch just recently. Live from SugarStache.

Yeah. So you and Gator Merton are two viewers. Tell them Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell them Steve Dave. We're not in studio today. We're broadcasting from beautiful downtown Leonardo New Jersey. Hmm. Not that beautiful really, but it's pretty nice. I don't know.

It's the winter. It's making all the, you know, it's freezing dead. In the summer, it's a lot verdant, you know? When the wind blows right, can you smell the Mickey D's? I've always wanted to live close to a Mickey D's so you could smell the French fries. No. No, you can't smell it.

You can't smell it. Damn. I just noticed that we have a rooster living across the street, though. I just heard him. I haven't heard him in the morning yet. I like that. Yeah. Well roosters Are they the ones who crow? Yeah?

I heard him over there fucking ways to McDonald's It's like if you go all the way to the end of the street. Yeah, it's a good couple miles away Oh, I Like two miles from here Man doesn't want to be so associated with living close to McDonald's. You know? Respectable. I don't like the thing.

I was like, that would be so awesome like the smell. You know, the thing is. The apartment above McDonald's. You know that you get tired of it after a while? I got it. You know what? I did get tired of the KFC smell. Yeah.

It turns my stomach now. Oh, the potato thighs never came. And that, well, no, not from the potatoes from but from the Carvelle at the Airport Plaza that gave me the ice cream thighs. I gave up the carvelle. So you yeah, you had to do it. I was I was getting addicted to chocolate milkshakes. Oh, they are good though. Oh, you're fucking awesome. Love a good milkshake. So, but you, you can't smell KFC anymore. Oh, I can smell it. It just smells nasty now. Oh, man. I just like, it's too much. You just, in turn, okay. Well, to that guy who showed up today for the ammoot, gave me that KFC gift card. Don't worry about it brother. I mean just cuz I like this well doesn't mean I won't eat it

He's listening right now Smile it's calling ever so slowly Work so hard to be back there you go Thank you though. That was a very very gift on your part, don't you? A lot of ants came by tonight. You bet. Yeah, there's a lot of ants coming in town to see you and Kevin. Yeah. You don't, on the big stage. Yeah. 930. 930s. It's a late start for me. Is it? It is for me these days. Yeah. How come? Well, you got to forget 930 movie starts 10. We're not doing the Q and 8 11, 15, 11, 30. Go maybe an hour. I'm not getting home to life to one man.

It lives a whole new way. Wow, well you're the baby of the group. You should have a limitless energy. Foulson off the walls. No, no. I mean I'm excited. I'm excited for two to do the Q and A and some of that. That's not the walls. No, no, I mean, I'm excited. I'm excited for two to watch to do the Q&A and some of that. That's not the problem.

I am looking forward to that. See, I would drive home. You're, would you consider yourself a morning person or a night person? Look at an afternoon person. Yeah. Are there such a thing as well? You're looking at one of them.

Yeah. But yeah, all the other things I'm, I'm cat sitting, an old cat right now for this week. And I gotta get home and give her her medications and stuff like that. But yeah, all while the other things, I'm cat sitting, an old cat right now for this week, and I gotta get home and give her her medications and stuff like that. Old cat is rough ask of someone like, cause what happens if something were to

fall the cat and try and undergroom your care. Only one more day. Only one more day. Oh, I got a great story about watching an animal for a family member and it going south and costing me a thousand dollars. So, yeah. I don't even know if they know. I don't know if we ever revealed to them, but we watched a dog and my dog socks ran this dog like ragged like just playing. But like this dog was not used to that and all of a sudden it started up peeing and there was some blood in it.

Oh. And we have. How many days before they came back? We were still a week before they came back. Oh yeah. So we could get to the vet and everything but like you know, vet bill and everything. And it was not a dog that was under our insurance. We had to pick up the tab for it.

It was just dehydrated. Even though it was a little water out for it. I was just dehydrated. So even though it left for the water out for a bit, we were supposed to eat it. We were supposed to eat it. Yeah, and how long ago was this? Oh gosh, to at least six or seven years ago. I've seen you were still at the stash. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I didn't bring the dog to the stash. No. No, I guess. Yeah, it just was, I mean, the dog constantly had water at its, at its back in call, but it just was we mean the dog constantly had water at its It's back in call, but it just fucking wouldn't drink water for some reason Supposing you stole the exercise employer Totally fucking like Zomped it

Thousand dollars for the hydrogen We had to bring it back twice during that during the time because it didn't get better right away So they give them like fluids and stuff Don't do that cute It's got water Yeah, cats have a little water found and if it starts pissing blood, just say it ran away fluids and stuff. Yeah. Don't do that, you. No. Make sure it's got water. Yeah, cats have a little water fountain. And if it starts pissing blood, just say, ran away and like, at that side.

And at this point, if she starts pissing blood, it's only like 20 hours before her parents come and get her. So I don't know if you noticed, Q. Was that? But we got a, we got a hippie on our midst. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Line again. Really?

You look at that hair growin' now. And that beatnik stuff. I know I said the other day and they're very, very best said today. And after we saw you, she's like, well, it's a really nice hair growin' huh? Yeah, I'm going, yeah, there's, what's the, I mean, I lucky enough to still have some. So I'm like, you know, at least see how long I can grow before I get a good cut. I don't know if it's part laziness and just part like, let's see what happens.

Right, that's what happens to me sometimes. I'm just like, to Mary Beth, I was like, I was gonna let it grow now. And it really was just a day where I'm like, I don't feel like fucking about my haircut. I don't feel like it the next day. It's a Japan in the ass. Until eventually, it just hurts me.

I didn't love the feel of a fucking haircut, though, man. Oh man, that is so relaxing. Well, you were saying you like that ASMR, like that buzzing noise. Yeah. And then just earlier on our new YouTube channel at TESD Town, we just did our first live intro. You were saying that you,

that that would cut the gray hairs out of your, you know, and you would like to. I think my scalp is a major erogenous zone. It even more so than below the undowares. Yeah, it's just, yeah. That's the first time I've ever heard that. Maybe a rock hardwatch in Benny Hill. That's a good joke.

That's an instant. You gotta be able to start age, get that one. You? We just paid only the episode there yet, but we just we have the fight hard to get it We are the we are the pay to get To use the Benille heat Benny Hill theme the Acidysax Yeah, and to air it for like 30 seconds. They first quote is $20,000 Shit 30 seconds they first quote is $20,000 Holy shit.

Yeah, crap. Fuckin' expensive. They're still raking your little calls for it all these years. And you bought it, right? Well, we wanted. It's all working without it. We knew someone that could have worked without it, because you could always do like that,

that like make one that's like, do. So we got it for like five grand That's not bad. I mean, it's still a lot of money for 30 seconds Yeah, but I mean, it's true TV's money, right? Well, yeah, you'd be surprised how little money they have Did you have to go to battle for it? No, there's like a minute. It's just meant we couldn't do something else There's like a slush fun of sorts. I remember when they did Mallrats and Jay and Bob are outside the pet store.

Jay wanted Jay to say, Kavwan and Jay to say, listen all y'all to sabotage, but that line alone was 25 grand. Wow, back then. Yeah, and so now it's just like, man, and and and and and. That was 95,

but we may have come down since then. I don't know they're making anymore new music BC boys are still pretty popular hell yeah They just use that one of the Star Trek films and stuff like that. Yeah, sometimes is an all-time Song I don't know the Oliver see that dip below 20 grand really I just thought then the further further we get away from that being relevant That song maybe what do I know well? Yeah, he's actually sacks is still fucking I just thought that the further we get away from that being relevant, that song. Maybe, what do I know? Well, the Acidie Sax is still fucking

rockin' on that, so no. Yeah, you're right. Who would have thought that the theme from Benny Hill would be a money make here for, I'm sure that he's made of Benny Hill. You think it's Benny Hill getting it or themes? No, it's somebody made that, it's a song. It's called the Acidie Sax,

like somebody used it, Benny Hill. I think used it. Oh, okay. It wasn't it wasn't composed. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so That was the joke. What you're doing? Yeah, it wasn't. He's not, you know, of course, he's not chasing a scandal to play the woman. I was gonna say, I can't believe like you're able to get away with chasing a scandal to play the villain. Bring him back to Ben Hill. If the joke called for it, I wouldn't be afraid to put that forward, but this joke didn't call for it.

It called for somebody chasing a man, all greased up, and then he's on the wire. So we were in the other direction. Sounds more like joke. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Another thing, Walt, making us look like fucking robes, dude. What now? Yeah. Like when we were talking last week about

a Joderosa coming on. OK. What did I do? You secured him. I got him. Yeah. Got him. I said, I texted him.

Yeah, so your big subject today, we're going to gonna start having guests on we want you to be our first one Okay, and he said he's traveling this week next week. He'd love to do it. Yeah, can't wait can't wait. It's called back channel Yeah, that's what we did. We got any sacks you back sounds Deroza kind of on the cheap. This is a wall tweet. Okay. Oh on the cheap. This is a wall tweet. Okay. Oh yeah. Yeah. Because like you you know what? This is this is a moment. You know, you should be fucking plant your flag and fucking raise it high and proud that you were landed the first gig. Cause I tried to reach out and get a guest, a guest, and I was met with crickets. Yeah. Bill wise, at Bill wise, Mr. Wise, would you be interested in coming on a podcast and discussing your book?

It's called Tell Him Steve Dave, and while I think it's considered, I think it's considered a potty comedy pod. I don't want to be presumptuous, because I don't think of myself as a comedian. I don't think of myself as a comedian, so I don't want to worry. And you say funny stuff, so it is a comedy pod. We're not stand-up comedians. Yeah, I think most people think comedy pod, they think, I don't know if they think Tom CD. See, they should though, and what they shouldn't think when they think comedy part are

a bunch of fucking stand-ups, like jerking each other off sitting around doing podcast. I'm not talking about Sal and Trevor Wilson. I'm not talking about those guys. No, there are a plethora of podcasts where comedians who don't really know each other that well will sit down and just try to shoot the shit. And it doesn't always, the chemistry is always there because usually with standout comedians too, they always want to be the funniest one in the room.

They want to be the first one to the joke and all that other shit. Yeah, but my gig, what does that do? So my gig, what book did you write this guy? It was more, we'll hold on to it. Oh yeah, can I name drop to? Yeah, you my yeah, but what does that do? I like to what book do you write this guy? It was more hold on to that. Oh, yeah, can I name drop? Yeah, you name drop to. Giraffe.

We do discuss serious topics. Brian Quinn of impractical joke is one of the hosts. We would love to have you. The letter you. The letter you. Brian Johnson was the one that's the letter you. The common book man. Bill Weiss, maybe the biggest comic book man fan

and we'll never know now, because you said, well, I guess he would know, because he would know you. Did he answer you at all? Not at all. And then I also said an email to Rob secured me a contact, interesting to tweet, and he goes, this is his contact for people who want to do interviews with him. But he wrote a book, I believe it's called 13 Minutes in Hell, he died on the operating table.

And he says he went to hell for 13 minutes. Wow, that's pretty cool. Fucking dope, wouldn't it? Yeah. Well, I think it's a great guest, but it did really make me start to wonder. I was like, why is Walt so much more concerned with the afterlife than the life he's living now?

Look at this guy, fucking watching death videos, 247. He doesn't do that anymore though. Yeah, he ever fun. Yeah, you really don't think he's fucking snuck a few fucking beheadings and disfiguring. So no, haven't. And trains running over innocent mothers who would

grab up and work both ways. He isn't mothers. In all fairness, I've known Walt Longer Q, so it goes maybe a little bit better. I had to sneak and watch a few decapitations. Who is doing the, how are they decapitating people? Why are you watching this? A lot of times it's cartel videos.

Like, you know, somebody who ran a foul of the cartel, they'll look, they'll like, and it's like, they must not have sharpening stones in these third world countries. They're always hacking. They're always hacking. Always hacking, so on forever. It's never like a nice like, refined German blade

where it's like, fff, like just come straight off. Yeah, it comes right off. You were like in a movie where they, where they saw it does the neck and I don't even realize they're dead for a few seconds. And then the blood starts trickling. No, it's, I like that. It's, yeah.

It just has to be in a dark web, right? No, this is on regular website. Does the internet, like the legit internet allow these videos to be up? I don't know, I guess it's just it's public. You know, it's something that was shot in public. I was talking to Eron the other day. And he was like, oh, you know what, I saw like, and he described like you know, it's something that was shot in public. I was talking to E-Rock the other day. And he was like, you know what, I saw like,

and he described like it was- He's into that too? No, he's not. It was just some guy, it's like, smaker. There was a guy sitting on a curb, just like, he looked like some homeless guy, he was just sort of hanging out there. And another guy's like, walk around behind him,

sort of strolling back and forth, just takes out a gun and shoots him in the head and kills him. Oh, that's a bad. And E-Rock has said, like, hey, I a gun and shoots him in the head and kills him. Just kills him. And Erock has said, like, hey, I never saw anything. It's like a snuff film. He's like, I don't even know that stuff existed on the internet.

And I was like, I gave him a couple sites. Like, if you want to see more of the same, like, you know, Jimmy Norton, the comedian, he's real into that kind of stuff too. So I'm giving him a couple sites. And that, yeah, you're worried about me because I want to talk to somebody who went to hell. Well, no, you're just like you're very concerned with the afterlife.

I mean, yeah, man, it's coming. It'll be here before you know it. We're on the other side of the hill. Of 110. Yeah. I mean, yeah, we have less years to live now than we had. Right. You know what I'm saying?

It's like, so. There's more years behind us than ever. Yeah, there you go, that's what I'm saying. You don't know that's true. I don't, but, you know. Do you think Walt might grow to 110? I think you're from modern science. You never know.

Yeah. Who knows? Did you read this book? I didn't read the book, but if he's greed to come on, I'd read it then. Okay. So you don't know what he described, like you read this book? I didn't read the book, but if he's greed to come on, I'd read it then. So you don't know what he described? I read excerpts of it though. Okay.

And it hits you. You can probably... Well, he's not coming on, so we just talk about it. It's foul smelling. Okay, that wouldn't have been one of my main. Like an unbelievable odor. Like KFC. Too much KFC. No, I think it's worse than KFC, believe it or not. unbelievable odor like kfc

No, I think it's worse than kfc It's like living too far from McDonald's and not to get a little smelly said there is a lot of misery All right so far, I mean this is bright. These are your English Yeah, what language you say with language they speak they speak in English, you heard people screaming and yelling in English. But there's music, he said, too, which was weird. Country music, he heard. Oh, that I don't believe.

Every time I go to the roadhouse, the Texas Grill, whatever, I feel like I'm in hell. You don't like the Illinois Nelson? No, I like old country, but new country, like you go to the two Texas Roadhouse. I agree. Does everything sound the same? One song from the beginning to the end.

Sounds like it's just one small. And if you look at the video, it's the same video. It's the singer's singing, and then it's all shot to middle America. Like, you know, the football team on high school and Friday night, two leaders. Yes, exactly. The tractors.

Just pop up. Yeah, it's like close-ups of like girls dancing with a beer. Cornfield. Yeah, I thought it was like close ups of like girls dancing with a beer. Cornfield. Yeah, that's all the same shit. All right, not your, you don't like any of that stuff, huh? No, that would be hellish. All right, let me look up this book.

Hold on, so smells new country music. No, what was it guys? Bill Weiss, W-E-I-S-S. I don't mean, look, it's not like he has a Fuck ton of followers on Twitter. I'm surprised that he didn't I'm sure he didn't even check his Twitter I think he's also a minister now we're 23 minutes in hell 23 minutes. Okay, got it got it, but I thought it would be riveting

Because I mean his book got published There has to be something to it. Yeah, possibly. Okay, here we go. According to the book, Wise, then a real estate broker found himself in a cell, approximately 15 feet high, and 10 feet by 15 feet in area, where there were two foul smelling beasts, personifications of evil and terror, who smoke in a blasphemous language. Why said the creatures had strength approximately

1,000 times greater than a man's strength? And he heard the screams of billions of damn people in hell. He say, so he then encountered Jesus, who told him to tell other people that hell is real. Wow. So Jesus sent them down there. Yeah, that's my question. It's like, why is he in hell in the first place?

That's why I want to ask him. Like, what do you think you did that when you died, you went to hell? And obviously you must have cut that out. You must have made changes when you came back. But what do you think? Made you go down the escalator rather than up the escalator, you know, that's why I want to ask them Yeah, it is a bit gross. Oh, no

All right, so Joe, he's a religious guy. Is he Joe. I don't believe so now. It's Italian, right? Yeah, but that doesn't mean anything. Oh, no, not anymore. It used to be like, you know, one of the You know the things you could count on. Yeah, but he's just Like a 46 year old dude that was in the city now. I don't know if he Yeah, I think he's passed the it would you get gomer to who gomer go mess. Oh, you don't call him gomer. Who Scott Gomez? Scott Gomez. Oh, you've been asking for that for a while. Oh, I mean, I'm just pulling them in a long time. I could reach out again. Oh, man. That would be one two punch Delarosa and go. Make sure you call Delarosa. Delarosa. Delarosa. Delarosa. Yeah roast. We're gonna just call him Joe.

Well, he lives in Alaska, so it would be depending on the component. Oh, okay. Yeah, somebody says I did his, I think he still lives in the one. Oh, I would love that. All right. Yeah, and you know what, if you want to, if there's guests

you want to see within real. We have to be real. We have to hire somebody. You think so? I'm gonna hire a real producer. We got a booker. We got to get a booker. And I'm not, I'm saying they have to hire somebody you think So I'm gonna hire real producer. We got a booker. We got to get a booker Okay, and I'm not like I'm saying they have to be even experienced, but somebody who's devoted to it, right?

You know somebody with some connect it would it be unfair to like you we only pay him on how many I mean Guest they book and the quality of guess that's not there Full like it like I got the rose so like I should get a nice bump. Yeah, but like Some guys as he goes to hell He's like we were stinky down there There's a lot of angry people. Yeah, I don't know. I think they probably get paid regardless But I can I could talk to a couple people I know and then maybe we'll get some good guests soon You know, I just put get them on it. Oh, no. I mean, Gidem has been amazing

and he's been, he has really upped his game, but I don't, he came over my house and he put together so much furniture. My wife had him. Fuck, it's not a still-of-stief-dave game. It's continuing Flanagan game. You have a house boy for Christ's. We don't even know the secretary anymore. It's nice to have a house boy that you know you can leave with your wife. No danger. But yeah, he put together so much furniture. I just don't know if I want to throw too much on him, put too much on his plate, so now booking guests.

Because I know he would feel overwhelmed. But the furniture's over. He's not doing that anymore. because I know he would feel overwhelmed. But the first is over. He's not doing that anymore. But I think he would feel overwhelmed even trying to get guests. I think that's like too far out of his range of expertise. Okay. It does he have the people skills too.

Like he might not be able to read certain situations. And he cannot read. Yeah. The ex situations he can read. Why he wasn't good today with the answer I came by? No, no, not at all, but I've just seen him in different social situations where, you know, I'm just like, you know, he just looks lost.

He can't knock back a couple of natties and then try to get guests. That's it. All right, I'm gonna say that. I saw I get him taking a little shit today. Well, yeah, I stopped by to get the equipment and I saw a very dower wall climbing in. But I was listening to it and I was like,

Walt is a hundred percent right. We need an employee that has a phone you can call. And that person will pick up on the other end. It's like whenever Walt needs of it, it's like he can't reach him because he has fucking five phones that it's like, oh, well, this one works on 4G and this one works on the other end. It's like, whenever Walt needs of it, it's like he can't reach him because he has fucking five phones that it's like, oh, well, this one works on 4G and this one works on, a Wi-Fi, none of them work on a regular fucking network.

But like, what, like, children, look, sage, as a phone. What is his reasoning for that? His reasoning is, he's always told me he doesn't go with a normal phone plan plan or even a functioning phone Just get just you know get rid of the five and just get one that works and does everything is because he would be too Distracted and he would get nothing done And I was like what are you getting done now? Yeah

You know, but he said he would he would never leave the internet then if he had constant access to the internet But he does does anyone with the other... No, and every leaves, he doesn't have... He doesn't have access. Oh, outside the office. Yeah, okay. I think what he suffers from, and I get it, I don't have it as bad as he does, but he has an inability to lavish himself.

He has this blockade up where it's good enough to do it this way. He doesn't need any kind of comfort. And there's got to be some sort of mental thing going on there. But like he'd rather not give himself some sort of high-end thing to make his life more comfortable or better. He's way way more content and almost adverse to it to making his life better. Yeah, I have noticed that with the sleep in the basement and stuff like that. And people who are like, oh, I feel bad for them. Like the man is more comfortable, I think. Amongst the spiders and the other. I think he really is.

He doesn't want, he doesn't, I don't know if it's not. He doesn't think he's good enough to splurge on himself, but he just won't. You know, he's, he's just setting his ways. Do you worry about him? No, I spent enough time with him that I don't worry about him. No, it's like one day like... Oh, you mean like what is health wise?

Well, when he's older, like, what's... Flash forward, like I have to bring him to the vet. I think he's gonna do the same exact things he's doing now. Yeah. And I think he's kind of like built to be satisfied with whatever it is, whatever it is. The status quo, whatever it is. Wow. It's a different mindset.

Yeah, it's kind of an old school mindset in a way where like the Italians who came over I know growing up like I remember my first car, then anyone wanted me to get with the electric windows because they were like, that'll break. Just get the world out. I mean, when the fucking handle came off every time I rolled down the thing, but they were like, don't, every fancy thing in a car is only there to break and make you pay money to fix it

rather than make the ride more comfortable or make your life easy. I think the analogy would be, if he has this super thin blanket with holes in it, it's all chewed up, it's got those balls of the pills. The pills? Yeah. And then he would say he was going to walk it through shop right and he saw this fucking beautiful soft comforter for $50 bucks.

Yeah. And like, like, oh, you should get that. You're complaining about your blanket. No, my blanket's fine. I don't need a blanket. Flank it's good enough. You know, he doesn't think, I don't know if it's some sort of subconscious thing

or it doesn't feel he's worthy of treating himself. Because it can't be money because- No, he's got it, yeah. He just fucking buys the stupidest shit. He just continues to buy a little matchbox of course. I think you have a moita people. Yeah, he's a the conundrum. Wow, that is-

But I don't think I was. I didn't think I was. I didn't think I was. Would I speak rudely to him when I told him that I like that? No, but I could hear the frustration. I was frustrated. But I didn't raise my voice. I was just, and he goes, I didn't get that text. And I was like, yeah, I know you didn't get it because you don't have a fucking phone

playing and you don't have a functioning phone, like a real employee would. I said, just like that. And then that, and then I was like, The Darrell's eyes were cast to the ground. Anybody? You're then about an hour later, he comes to the room, and he goes, look, he still didn't come through your text. As if to be like, it's not my fault, it didn't come through. My phone's still a piece of shit.

So he doesn't even have a phone plan, it's just on Wi-Fi. Yeah, he's like invisible to Like he could call for what's out like there are ways Yeah, there's all sorts of ways around that Google voice is free phone. He's found a way around it. They does not to pay You but Google voice is free Understand Yeah, he figured out his way around Google voice Yeah, he figured out his way around Google voice. Fucking good. It can't be because he's like worried about being tracked because who the fuck with.

Oh, yeah, he's is. He's worried about that. Who is wasting, like maybe an answer to it with track them if the dogs are ass. Yeah, had the ability, but like, If I could tell you all how many times he's come in so fucking proud of himself that he goes in every time to shop right and he covers up the camera on the check when you check out yourself. When you go to the checkout line that you do yourself, you scan your own items. He puts up something that he has created like a little piece of paper or something that he brings in with them.

He covers it up so they can't see his face. The only thing that's going to do is make them think he's stealing shit. Exactly what I call them. What about the five cameras in the ceiling and And I'm pointed right out in this face. And he hates that they track what he's buying. Very cash. I don't know, I guess the facial recognition. I don't know what it is, but it's like,

it's these little victories that he must win. And their victories that no sane person would ever. People wouldn't even know they won. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, and their victories that no sane person would ever. People wouldn't even know they want. Wait. You wouldn't even, you wouldn't waste a minute trying to win these battles. I wonder about, but what about the five other cameras in the story? Like he just, they don't matter because you can't do anything about them. They don't matter because I don't think it's like right in his face.

Because when you look at that camera and you're in checkout, you see yourself up there. You know, okay. So maybe that's what it's about. Yeah. No, I don't think it's that's what it's about. Yeah, yeah. No, I don't think it's that he sees himself because. Like Herman Montserrat, like he looks at something as well. Because there's one mother fucker that loves to fuck

and watch videos of himself. Really? Show him, show him pictures of himself from years past. Or you're not even, like just he, yeah, he is not, he's not adverse to a whipping out his fucking, his virtual yearbook to show me. He is a vain thing, Tilly. He'll sit there and straighten his beard. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. How is he still so fascinating after all these years?

Yeah. It seems like every time you learn something, you're like, wait, there's that too. Like just a, you know, another wrinkle. Okay. Boys, we very quickly tell you about green chef but real quick, you know, those these conversations we just had you know, where we're kind of like, you know, some people would be like, this is not, you know, we need a guest. Those conversations are going to go by the wayside now and so good or bad, I don't know. I don't have to go have guests. We won't have to resort to fucking, you know, examining get them.

I'm fucking getting the billionth time. Like why I get her so fucked up. Until the guest learns about get them and then they're gonna want it. But I did get some emails though. If people like now, of course, you get the pushback. No, we don't want guests. We don't want guests.

Yeah, that's what I heard. Yeah, you know, you never win. I think if we get the right guests, people will dig it. We've got guests in the past. Yeah, you guys aren't talking about a guest every episode, right? No, no. No, no. Throwing someone out.

Everyone's in a lot. Yeah. And people that fit, like, Durosa is gonna fit perfectly. Yeah, Durosa is a person, perfectly. I even feel that this author guy would be very interesting to talk to. Yeah, I don't know if he'd fit though Yeah, I don't know you never know anybody's personally. I'm sure he doesn't want to be feel like he's being the butt of the jokes We'd have more if or if Q came out like the skeptic like he did with Sarge L

He had to be a little bit more respect You could I think you could be a skeptic, but you can't be like, you know, put it in his face like, you know, we've got a vortex in my pants. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I think those days are over, man. You know, I would, I would treat the guests with, you know, extreme respect going, I still feel bad and feel I might have even apologized for so long we've been doing this show, I can't remember, but like, I always felt like I owed the ghost hunter people in apology, because I came on them kind of hard. I thought you were doing it as a bit though. I was, but I try to think about their experience

listening to that. You know, maybe maybe it went out of their way to help us out. Yeah, like they came to stand on, they spent the night with us and they already I'm complaining about like I mean they did piss a little messy, but like put in sheets of yourself like a Yeah, yeah, so like I don't know if I've ever apologized none of the past, but like I certainly

you take the opportunity to apologize to them. I'm sure some listener will make sure they hear it. Please pass it on man. I was a young man. Yeah, just starting out in the podcasting game, trying to make a name for myself, you know? Make sure they hear it. Please pass it on man. I was a young man. Yeah Starting out in the podcasting game trying to make a name for myself, you know, you got a Did I all the hubris of youth I know 3434

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That would definitely get my attention more than what they have down here. Well, of course, they say they're the number one meal. Everybody says that, you know? But it's like, yeah, you're basically like a almost piece of crap. If you're eating uncertified meal kits, then yeah, you don't know what's in there. Anything could be in there. It's not certified, asshole.

Yeah, they could put anything they want. It would. That should be the type of life. If it's not certified, don't eat it, asshole. Yeah, they could put anything they want. Yeah, it would. That should be the type of life. If it's not certified, don't eat it asshole. Yeah. Maybe that's why Gettim covers up his face in the camera. He says, shame to what he's buying because it's always like spoiled food and shit.

It's close to being spoiled. Right. But it's not spoiled. Again, no, he doesn't feel he's worthy of almost expired food. There's a pattern there. He doesn't feel he's worthy of almost expired food. There's a pattern there. And like, I swear to God, like a psychiatrist who wants to make it,

you know, wants to write it like the grand thesis, he could become rich off of taking on Gidham as a patient and doing it like a big paper on him. He's a bad guy or it'd hang himself. He's a closet. Or I think he could turn, you know, what if the psychiatrist spent too much time with him? Or if a psychiatrist would be fucking cover up the camera. He'd almost fire food.

Something to with this guy. Say it. Like, you know, Frank V wants to buy him because he said he wanted to put, get him said he wanted to put a wreath on his Jeep. Okay. So we were all in a store, we were at a hobby lobby and Frank V grabbed the wreath, he's not going to buy for you again, I'm going to put it on your car. And he's like, no, he goes, I could just find the, the thrown out pieces at one of the

places that sell trees, like on the side of the road. Because if I just go over there, I could find all bunch of limbs and branches. I'll make my own wreath. And he refused to let him buy the wreath. And that motherfucker then did just a show as he could, because we were teasing him about. He didn't wait out of like the shit

that was on the parking lot ground. You know, after the where the trees were purchased and on the parking lot grounds, you know, after the, where the trees were purchased and damn it. And the parking lot. He doesn't feel he's worthy of new, shiny things though. I think that's what it is deep down though. Would he say that? I don't think he'd say that. He thinks it's a waste of money, but I think it's, it's got to be how he was raised

though. It has to be. Man, from waste of Frank's money? Yeah, he would not lend by it. What about time? Yeah. How long do you have to make a wreath? Yeah.

How shitty does it look when he's done? It does look pretty good. Really? All right. And maybe he's right. What the fuck do I know? And maybe it's a pride thing to him. And he feels like, you know, look, I did it.

Man makes his own wreath. Yeah, it looks good. You can't tell a difference, and I didn't have to pay for it. Right. You know, who's the fool? Who's the genius me, you know. Yes, but Frank, you'd not have to pay you the way.

Frank was gonna get that from me. He didn't want to pay for it until. No, reaper him. I was thinking about the YouTube channel and like, what's hot? We got to jump on some hot trends. Oh, like TikTok dances? TikTok dances, that sort of thing.

Yeah. And I thought that maybe like people love pranks, like see, just constantly watching pranks on YouTube. So we tell like Jimmy the hair guy. Yeah. Right. We tell him that we have a surprise, we tell him that there's a party planned

at the studio, right? Yeah. So there's a party planned at the studio, right? Yeah. So everybody, like we're at the studio, he comes in through the door and me and you and Wal, it looks like silly string, but really what we have are three cans of bare-grave mace and we spray them down. And then as he's like trying to wipe his eyes away, we take those hot chips. Those like those pocket chips and we just stuff as many as we can in his mouth. And then we just sit back and like YouTube live. Do you think you'd watch a man suffer watch some comment?

Well, Mary Beth was like, you'd probably kill her. Yeah, I don't want to hurt like anybody. A little alone people I like. But he's he's that guy though. He go for it. Don't you think? I know. No, I, yeah.

I thought he was a, I'm down for anything kind of guy. I think he told, I think he wants to be involved really badly. So he'll, you know, but I think even he has a, even he has lines, right? Yeah, definitely. As all, you know, human beings should. I know we're gonna get to do it.

I guess get them next on the chopping block. Well, you're a pretty good actor. You're a much better actor than the people give you credit for. Why don't you just pretend that we could do fake bear mace, fake chips, and then you just have to act it out. Like it's really hurting you. I could do that. I mean, we'll have to cut this part out. You're all gonna know. I'm not gonna post her too. Yeah, like my eyes are all glassy. Yeah. That was the other thing I was thinking.

Because I suggested that if a German magazine came in with me wearing pig helmets and stuff. What would unfriend me. What if I found like, I over ate one day, like I ate a whole box of donuts and I'm on YouTube and I just like throw up. People seem to like it. So they start like commenting, could I do it again? Could I do it different foods? Money's rolling in. Like is this something that you could deal with?

I mean, I mean, if you throw in the fucking factor that money's rolling in, that's a different, that changes the fucking whole conversation, no. What's the split as it's still three ways? Yeah. Yeah, of course it is. I mean, I don't know what all the particular hemorrhaging I've had.

Yeah, fine. Yeah. I throw it. Yeah, I'm fine. My throat's burned down. So people like send you boxes of food to eat. Yeah, I like eat this and so I'll eat it. And I'll eat as much as I can until I throw up. People are sending us money. We always have had a three way split.

I had to consider that part. Yeah. that is money. We always have had a three way split. I had to consider that part. Only getting 33 cents out of every dollar. Not even because of its own YouTube. So wait a second. So if I get a dollar, YouTube's immediately gonna take 30% so that's down to 70 cents. So that's like 22 cents for each of us, and then take taxes out to the tune of 25%. Look at like 16 cents. 16 cents, yeah. Per view though, what is it? It would be 16 cents per dollar.

Oh right, but how does this dollars, like how do they generate it? Probably need a thousand views for a buck or something. No, no, no, no. Well yeah, if you're just gonna do it that way, but if we do the super chats, where somebody can be like, hey man, like, more Mary Beth into the room

and throw up on her and they'll give a hundred bucks. That's become a totally different animal than, yeah. Then you might wanna get your own channel. Yeah. I can't keep 100% of it though. Yeah. Even a distance yourself from me, huh?

I tried to tell Sage that the other day. She's said she's been having trouble keep 100% of it though. Yeah. Even a distance yourself from me, huh? I tried to tell Sage that the other day, she's said she's been having trouble at school with bullies. Oh. I'm not sure how bull-ish these people are because she might just not like them. Oh, okay. I don't know that they're really bullying her.

So I told her the other day of us like, because she came down, she had her hands, she had like, you know, hair bands, that girls wear like the cloth ones. She had two of them wrapped around her hands and she asked me, right in the fight? Yeah, like Rocky's hands were wrapped up. Okay. And she asked me to help her train because she wants to beat up a bullet school.

So I started offering her different, you know, as I was throwing up on her, as opposed to like, that was one of the things. I said, I said, what if I was like, I'll eat a whole bunch, right? I was like, I'll throw up into your backpack before school. And then when you get to school, you can just dump it right on the bully.

And she's like, no, dad, a bad plan. Chad, she has a like, idea of my plans. She just wants to lay a hurt down on her. She wants to lay a hurt down on them. She wants to lay her heart on it. And then I was like, well, but once you take over, once you beat up the main bully, I was like, then you become the queen of the day. I was like, now you can start demanding money from your friends.

And there's like, so her kids are like real bad off. So those are the kids I pick. I'm like, yeah, you can get $20 from her. And if she doesn't give it to you, I was like, a smack her glasses off her face Then I stop I want to hear it. She wants to hear about beat up the big boy. Did she watch something some sort of movie where there was a bully and Some a beats up the bully. She might she might I don't know she watches tons of YouTube shit

She better subscribe to our channel. I hope so so I I'll be sparing her with their mason putting chips in her mouth. She never says that single like what a bullying is or what like in the bus it's like the person behind her was like kicking her to see like that kind of shit. But I don't know about in school because I feel like they're so like they're so on top of bullying that if it was like something real. I don't know. My nephew's you know My nephew gets it sometimes. Yeah.

So who knows? She might be right. She might be asking for help. You're not interceding. Yeah, look at that. We put on your back. That should solve the problem. All right, a little note to it.

Dad has gone to live stream. Yeah. Dad had these two boosters. He go a little note to it. Dad has gone a live stream. Yeah. Dad had these two boosters. He go a little bit. I was thinking the other day speaking about getting old, like she should still be around the corner. A lot of times I know she's there and I'll say something. Just so like she'll be like, what?

And the other day I was like, Mary Beth was in the bathroom. So I would like to say about who I was like, and the best thing about it is sage doesn't know. I peed on all her school clothes. So she's gonna smell so bad. She was a school, and she comes, she goes, what would you do?

And she like, she gets real close to me. So I slap her in the face. Not hard, just a little like, on her tap. And she attacks me and jumps on me. And there's a moment where I'm like the day is coming and it might not be that far away where I can't get her off me because she's so fucking strong. Yeah, yeah, and I'm like a, it's a kind of, yeah, where Tussan, I was like, Lane and Ben, I was trying to push her off me, but she like

had me like, what a body, like, like, lying on top of me, I couldn't get her off. I was like, I'll put the shirt there. You're called Shedger. I remember this sheddering the puke out of her hair. Call that girl. I can't help but notice this fucking, this very fancy just seems sounds like you're still keeping up with your pen game That pen was cheap. Yeah, that pen was like 20 bucks. This looks like one of those What's it called? Pen is like 15 cents

No, I was just like 20 bucks $20 for a pen. Well, I came with two So it's a ten box. It's brass Victorian like steam punk. Yeah, this is like a steam punk I guess it's cool, this is like a steam punk. I guess this is like a pen, doesn't it? Yeah, sure it does. Yeah, it's cool, but is this yours? It's gotta be great. I don't know. I was taking pictures and I'm gonna post it

after this episode of Heirs because, I mean, you got a problem. I mean, it's a cool thing, isn't comfy? Yeah, it's not that bad. Like, when I first got it, I was like I mean, it's a cool thing. It is, like, if I have to... Yeah, it's not that bad. Like, when I first got it, I was like, Oh, it's not rounded. It might not be hard to hold, but yeah, I like it.

All right, let me see this thing. All right, a little wavy. Yeah, has a weight to it. Can write stuff on napkins, see? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, oh, and look, it's got like a cool... Clicker.

Gun type of gun style Me thinks it might be he may have underbought the cost of that pen Bring up an Amazon right now It was some like it's not a normal company like not one that you've heard of anyway I mean me buy a normal company pen. Oh, I just got the opposite of getting them. See, now this is why, yes. Yeah. Yes, like, Gidom is writing, like, you'll find a fucking feather

from a real bird. It's fucking all they cut themselves. It's different in a wound. And, right? I don't need a pen. I don't need a pen. Pen's a for suckers. See, I don't.

Well, you tend to crap on lawyers quite a bit, but Mary Rachel, the official tell them, Steve D. of Town Attorney, said talking about the live stream. If you all have any questions or concerns regarding terms of service or what is okay legally on streaming sites, just let me know and I'll be happy to help. I have a lot of streamer friends,

I assist on various platforms, so I'm already pretty familiar with. Who's this? this is Mary Rachel. She's been around for long. Oh, did you permut lawyer on or VT lawyer on this very way? Did you agree? Consider that we would have to consult a lawyer for the things that we'll be putting up on YouTube? No, but it sounds like it's about the monetize anytime these monies involved. This lawyer is not not far from Abel's chaser. Yeah, she's once a silo Pukin thing is they're really working out the way I thought it was gonna know there's there's there's shows that like that I'll watch

That like podcast shows some I hate watch on my regular watch one of the ones I'll watch that like podcast shows, some I hate watch, some I regular watch, one of the ones I hate watch just recently. Live from SugarStash. Yeah. Ha ha ha ha is some show, man. I gotta say, as long as we're talking about Secret Stash Live, I've never seen such a mess of a podcast. It's like, I'm sure you haven't watched it,

but it's like, who's on it? It's Mike. Yeah, it's Absek. His wife, Julia. And then Christian, I'm not sure if you know him. He's a big, heavy set black dude, really cool guy. Yeah, I don't know. You might have seen him once or twice

at Sherry University because he worked for Ming. Oh, okay. Oh, I know exactly, Ming. Yeah, he is really nice guy. Yeah, I don't know. You might have seen him once or twice at shared universe because he worked for Ming. Oh, okay. Oh, I know exactly. He's really nice guy. Yeah, he works at the stage. Yeah, he works at the stage. You guys are out. He's in. And, yep.

Trish and Zen. Still like him though. But the their entire podcast is like kind of talk about comics a little bit. Julia talking about shit that has nothing to do with anything anyone is interested in. Like she was talking about the the raise and pay for Rutgers professors or something. Okay. Well, something has to be done. The kind of shit that nobody would care about. But

while she's at least she's speaking passionately about it and she's like, you know, got something on her mind. Mike and Christian are not paying any attention to her whatsoever. Oh, really? They're like, Mike is so concerned with what I assume to be the chat and like banning people from the chat. Like his, his chat must go a lot slower than ours did

because I wouldn't even be able to see it and sultif it came up. But like as she's talking, you can see Mike looking and then he's just like, like given the like films, like he's outta here, sign like, I guess he, what do you mean? Like they're losing giving, yeah, no, I got that, but who's giving the signs to?

Listeners, people are viewing, I think. People who are viewing, yeah, like Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike,

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I think people tend to get distracted too easily by the comments though. Yeah, I find that if I'm watching something and then people are so invested in what people are commenting, I don't know if that's a great form or the people watching, other people watching are getting a good show then. Right.

Yeah, they say don't watch the chat. They're guys like there's a show I watch, Mizri loves company. And they've been doing really well lately with their super chats and shit lately, but that's all it is. Is them reading comments, like they have, they're two main guys and then they have their whipping boy, they're, they're, they're gettingittin' or they're mingin' or whatever. And so, but their whipping boy is like, it's not like gittin' or mingin' like the guy's like a baffied criminal. Like he has like 3 DUIs, he got busted for credit card fraud.

He just recently pretended that he got beaten up and, and blamed it on Anthony Cumia, like people. He said that these guys jumped out and beat the shit out of him and he was like that That's for fucking with Kumiya. We're don't fuck with Kumiya or something like that and it turned out to be total bullshit and because somebody brought up that he told the same exact story eight years ago when he lived in Ohio Oh really? Yeah, oh he is this guy Chad Zuma Kuh like I can't say I totally hate him because he Does bring energy like he is entertaining in a like train wreck kind of way. Yeah. So like I can't say I really hate the guy. But anyway, my point being that the show that I that I do not like and I watch I watch another guy sniping the stream. So like he comments on their show and they're doing like a prize night with lottery and all kinds of stuff and there were tons of people that were like

what you're doing is not legal. Like you can get a lot of trouble for this and they didn't care. They said they were going to do it anyway. I guess they figured they're going to have so far into the radar who's going to take the time. They said there were like 17 different reports. But what are they doing that is not legal. What they were doing was, like let's say we want to give away a general store hat or something. We can have a lottery for people can send in their emails or whatever. However, we decide the whole thing we could do it. What we can't do is require a purchase. And that's what these guys were doing.

They're like, my by this by that. And then you're entered into this, this lottery to win like a gift card or whatever. Yeah, hard to be to prosecute that. You know, you know, how hard it would be somebody to like, first somebody has to make a complaint. And then people don't like this guy. So I don't know, I don't know how hard it would be like he's, it's weird, it's like this, it's like somebody notices, like it's never happened to us, thank God. We have our detractors on Reddit and shit. But there are some shows that are just like the comments,

like when you see it, it's just filled with people who hate the show that they're watching and you suck and your mom is fat. Oh my God, well, it's shit, yeah. It's pretty funny. I think that says a lot about society, though, that there's, you know, that people enjoy watching something they don't like to make the comments more than they enjoy watching something that they do like. Yeah. Yeah. That's right. That really is the state of the world though.

There's more to be had in more, they get a more of a rush off that than digging in and watching something that is actually they enjoy them. Yeah, it's easy to get caught up in it though. Like, for good two weeks, I was like, really into it. And then it's just like, all right, it's just the same shit. These people are saying the same thing over and over again. They're complaints about the show. And I also I'm not like one of those. I never have once commented. I've never like left a reddit message. Or these guys suck. I'm just like, I don't want to be that guy.

But there are there are people out there like they swatted them. You know, like they do shit like that. Yeah. There's a lot of fucking sickos out there, man. Yeah, thankfully none of the answer like that. I gotta say, man, the answer are pretty fucking good group of people. Yeah, like, you know, every once in a while, there's always that, you know, you mean, you're gonna open up on what's it called an apple barrel? You're going to find that one. That one rotten one rotten apple, but

for the most part, yeah, it's usually just one, maybe two. Yeah, but for the most part, I really like our people. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So you are, I am about to take away from this that you go on live from the Super Station and type comments on the live chat. No, I don't think. And I would be lying if I were to say

that I could stomach sitting through every episode. Sometimes it's filtered down to certain clips for me by someone else. It's not wall. It's not wall. But it's just like, I do wonder when I'm watching it. I'm like, who is this for? Well, I just don't know, because it's just like I do wonder when I'm watching it. I'm like, who is this for? Well, I just don't know because it's the same like

five people commenting all the time, you know? Well, is he doing it on business hours? No, I think he's doing it on his own time because they used to do it in the morning and now they do it at night I think every night? No, like at once once a week Wednesday nights. I think okay, so it's just like a podcast But they they talk comic books and stuff like that or they talk comics and then Mike got busted for recommending a comic that he didn't know was racist because he hadn't read it I don't know his recommended list Why was the book racist? I carry my what was it was like it was a what if what if Miles Morales became a Thor You didn't hear about that. That's racist. Well, the comic book was written very, you know, like where Miles Morales was up in Asgard

and he was dropping, you know, the urban lingo. They went overboard with it. Go holding. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Yo, dude. Yo, yo, dude. Oh, really? I'm going to go hold it. Yo, dude. Yo, dude. Yo, dude. Yo, dude. Yo, dude.

Oh, really? You know there's somebody who was damn, like, you wouldn't think that this person that informed us of this could dance a jig with his big thick fucking calves and ankles. But this motherfucker was like defying gravity. He was almost like on dancing on air when he told us that. So excited about that. So excited that this faux pas that he saw,

that he watched online. Oh, I thought he was from a comic. Oh, okay. No, no, no, no. The person who informed us of this error that was made or this faux pas that was made on the podcast when he found that out yet. I said like it's what he tells you. He looked like he was river dancing. Michael fatly. Oh man. Can you tell me? He's stinking.

Pretty good. What's up, kid? What's happy? and three good what's up? Can't wait to happy. I don't know. He's in game. Does he recommend that he races comic? It does show it. It fills him with Glee though.

Like when he tells you that like it's really, like he enjoys it. He just, he just does not like Mike. I don't think so. All right. That relationship is not going to be repaired. No, I don't think so.

Yeah. Never say never, Q. Never say don't think so. Yeah, never say never. Never say never. Yeah, because Mike and Rob Bruce, they gave each other that knowing none of the auction they were. I never I never thought they would fucking make up. Right. I was wrong. Right.

So do you think they'll be like one day just everybody would have to read bank, read bank and like have a have lunch or something? Mr. angry slice. I don't think now get him some lunch guy Okay, you know, but maybe just a nod not you know In acknowledgment. Yeah, I don't know if it if that happens in your car But like we went up to your party cute you know last week week before and get him sitting in the front seat. And I noticed at one point, like, why is my defroster not working?

Like is there something wrong with the car? And then I noticed, it's not really the defroster. My side is totally clear and I can see out of it, like my side window, the windshield. His side looks like it's been in a deep freeze. Like it's all fogged up. Like you can't see out the side when you give off heat. He gives off so much heat I guess. It was like almost a direct line right down the center of the windshield where he was breathing all heavy and shit. Oh yeah. He did the whole thing up man. Hey man, you know what? That would

make him a good if for any ladies out there who got like cold feet on winter nights. Any ladies who may not have been able to pay the gas bill? That's right. Yeah. Maybe the blanket has a few holes in it. Yeah. You struggle up to that beer, you'll be just fine. All right, let's talk about something we all love.

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We're gonna get moving. Yeah. Yeah, I can, I can, you guys, actually maybe we should save this for the next one. We're gonna get moving. Yeah. I mean, I have two hours. Yeah. Yeah. Let's get the other one in. Let's get the other one in, save that one. Save the story. Yeah.

Okay. Because I want to get well, well, as Joe D. Rosa, Joe D. Joe D. Rosa. Next. It's good. Is a story he would like to hear? Or do you want to think about that?

Well, I have a whole bunch of stories, but I'm not I meant we'll do it on the Patreon one we're about to do right? Okay So if you want to hear the stories, I was just about to discuss, go on over to patreon.com slash tell them Steve Dave where you can sign up and you can get tongues and I mean it's fucking insane how much content is on that. Yeah, it really is. It's pretty cool. It's like TSD Netflix. Yeah. Yeah. If you sign up now, like, there is so much back catalog to go out, could you to go back and watch? Like, there could be another pandemic and you'd be set.

You'd be all set. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. One's less than we did like a game like that that we filmed. That you were. Yeah. I'll be taken out the trash where Tom was a raccoon Tom said I saw that he said he felt like a Tom Steve Dave George our banks George our banks. Yeah, what yeah Yeah, I guess I guess there were some you know like I said there's some there's a couple bad apples out there who will say things online I guess he's he quote wind of some people saying that, you know, they didn't like Tom or they find Tom annoying. How could you find Tom annoying? I mean, sometimes he asked him many questions, but aside from that, he gave us, because he gave us what it's like 30 questions,

it should be five. Yeah, he's like, here's round seven. You're like, but he's super nice guy. Yeah. Smart, funny. I don't know. Yeah, like I said, here's round seven. You're like, but he's a super nice guy. Yeah. Smart, funny, I don't know. Yeah, like I said, you know, I mean, I've always got a shit in every punch ball. Yeah, like some people like to hate watch, man. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. And even Jar Jar has some some supporters,

so it's not so bad, huh? Well, I think that if anything, these new movies that they put out, you know, made people long for the days of Jar Jar. Oh, yeah, I'd rather see a full-length feature movie about Jar Jar. There's some of the shit that we've seen lately. That would be pretty cool. I would actually welcome that. How would you say, Tom Steve Dave and Jar Jar Lingo Mesa?

That tells them, tells them? Tills of them. Misa tells them, Steve Dave. Tom's like, you're stealing my act. That's all I had.