Tell Em Steve-Dave - #553: So Smooth

Episode Date: April 12, 2023

A guest-booker goes under a probationary period, is Bry loving, kids don’t appreciate wisdom, LHOTP, Columbo, AI, crazed bus driver gets paid. https://ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD. This episod...e is sponsored by Care/of

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Wait a straight white man is talking and he's over 50. What's the somebody else to say? Fuckin' kids today. Yeah, their pieces are shit, but I gotta admit it, me and Eli. In within 10 minutes, he was on the phone talking to Buzz Aldrin's wife or secretary. Right. That's good enough for me. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Hello, and welcome to this week's edition of Tellum Steve Dave Here with Walt Here with BQ yo yo yo we are Yo, Dave
Starting point is 00:01:12 No Jojo Rosa this week he was a little bit busy, but I'm told that next week is the week next week's the week All right begins the new phase of TSD Possibly possibly well, I went on Reddit, which is something I rarely do. Have that, Kofi. Well, took a little trip down the sewers. Well, I was looking at the stuff I normally look at, and then I saw TSD cars come up. Okay.
Starting point is 00:01:37 And I'm like, you know what, let me read a little bit. Let me just see a little. Get some direct honest feedback. So there were many, many comments about the episode where we talked about having guests on. Majority of the people do not want guests. I'm gonna say a people on Reddit. A people on Reddit.
Starting point is 00:01:54 People who are speaking up. Right, right. But that's initially where I saw that a lot of people did. That they did want. There's a certain energy that can be injected by having a new race. Right guest. But, okay, well, I also wanted to say about guests, so I have gotten a ton of emails from great listeners who are vying for the position to be the booker.
Starting point is 00:02:22 I have an answer to any of them. It's not because, you know, I'm being rude, it's because somebody in the family has stepped up big time to try to land the role as our official guest booker. Really? Mr. Young Go Getter. I can only imagine it's Chuck.
Starting point is 00:02:40 It's not Chuck. It's not Chuck. No, Chuck has too much. I was gonna say, but he's, when I think you're a young Go Getter, my mind goes to Chuck. It's somebody else. It's not Chuck and no Chuck has to even yo I was gonna say but he's the he when I think you a young go getter my mind goes to Chuck It's somebody else even younger than Chuck. I don't know if he's younger than Chuck. I think he is younger than Chuck Sunday Jeff Could you imagine the Converse yeah, I was like I need you to start booking guests for us if I can man Man's never been you got to start from scratch. You don't have any contacts. No roll of debt
Starting point is 00:03:09 Now Brian Rupert Rupert and he has started out You know swing in for the fences. I you know what I got I know he invited my buddy Vinnie Paulino on his podcast the other day So he's really he's going for some A-Listers. I don't know who that is, but I do know. Oh, you don't know. Oh, but I do know these names. I think you'll know them too, Q. Okay.
Starting point is 00:03:34 Buzz Aldrin. Still alive. Yeah, I think you just got married, right? Yeah, there's a 97. Yeah, he looks great though, too. Yeah. I want to get him on just to be like, it did going to the moon somehow affect your
Starting point is 00:03:49 Your cells because you look amazing for 90 like we should all be this lucky to look like you do at 50 He's married someone much. You look 30 years younger than him Yeah, well when you're 97 you marry somebody 67 sure Well, when you're 97 you vary somebody's 67 sure But do you think that still plays that still like gets the ladies to like maybe loosen up their hips a little bit? Oh, if you walk on the moon down. Yeah, that's Lurimadjul is a rock and yeah, maybe not what like, you know I don't think he's pulling 20 year olds with that story Why they're not impressed by a man who has fucking gone through the fucking van Ryan belts? No, no.
Starting point is 00:04:30 They'd rather see it like this guy fucking took his BMX and jumped fucking. Dude, all he did was take the patriarchy to the moon. I don't want to hear it from you or from him. You got to wait and see the next person that gets to the moon. That's who they want to talk to. Not only did he, this is how impressed I am with Rup. Though he didn't get anybody yet. I'm trying to get fucking Biden. Anything. But Rup got to talk to either it's his wife or his secretary. He's not sure. Okay. Buzz Aldrin's's yeah he breached out to musk Elon
Starting point is 00:05:07 he's been known to do podcasts I mean Joe Rogan yeah would you like Elon Musk smoke weed in here yes yes I would it might detract from the dog sent just so you know we don't want to lose that. No, definitely not. That's that homie feel that all the listeners love when they come in. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:05:32 You guys sell pets? You guys keep in gerbils in here? Like we're joke on around, but I went into fins and feathers in red bank with Mary Beth. The other day she wanted to get some fish less than 15 seconds. I'm like, I cannot do it. It's smelled so fucked up, like a thousand hamster cages that haven't been changed in a thousand years. It's like, yeah, that's like their breed in gerbals. Oh, it's disgusting, man. And that young whipper snapper up his last swing.
Starting point is 00:06:06 Yeah. Was for the goat. He reached out and he's made contact with Brady's camp. Now, I haven't gotten any updates. I like his enthusiasm. But I don't like a guy who's like, you know what? I'm not starting small. Yeah, I'm going to go.
Starting point is 00:06:22 And then if he does get somebody, well, maybe it's somebody less, you know, maybe not as big and stature as those three names, but then he could be like, well, I'm reached out to them, but I also got this guy who's a beat writer for the devil, he tells me, and I'm like, that's not gonna work. That's not gonna let him bring cheese.
Starting point is 00:06:39 And then we ridicule Rob non-stop. Like after the do the news. And yeah, a beat writer for the devil's verses, like, I was all-trident. ridicule rough non-stop. Like after the do-the-use. A beat writer for the devil's verses, like, was all-tred. If I was like, cute as in care, bright as in care, I can't bring on a fucking beat writer for the devil's. Like, no matter how much I would like to talk to him, I go, it would be fucking boring as fuck, I said.
Starting point is 00:07:01 It would be like if I brought one of my podcasts, on and we tried to explain the world of bullshit right? Yeah, it's too deep right just too deep, but that's why I haven't answered any of the listeners who have the multitude of listeners who have reached out and Vied and said I'll take on this gig. I'll get you guests Some of them made some of them I'd actually know people too, you know? Yes. As far as we know, Rup knows no one except us. But I just love, like, within 10 minutes, he was on the phone talking to Buzz Aldrin to wait for Secretary. Right. That's good enough for me.
Starting point is 00:07:38 But that's all you're looking for. Most modest of efforts. I looked up a phone on the internet. I don't know. It might be the right buzz all the time. It might not be. Rup all right. Well, let's see what happens. It's gonna be fun to track.
Starting point is 00:07:58 Continuing on Reddit, I found out that all three of us are clueless and cultureless. It turns out, if you don't know something that a person on reddit knows, you're automatically stupid. All right. Emile, I've been pronouncing like with this green chef. I've been pronouncing one of the dishes incorrectly at some foreign dish that I've never eaten or have I ever seen the word. What did? I think it's called temponata, but it's like I was pre-renauting it.
Starting point is 00:08:25 Tampa Nata. Or something like, Tampa Nata. When I read, when I read the thread, I'm like, they're making, you know, they're making fun of my pronunciation of it, but I'm like, I still don't know what word it is.
Starting point is 00:08:37 Like guys aren't actually helping me. Yeah, I'm at a loss as to what word they're making fun of me for. I could at least get more into it then, you know what? Retarded he pronounced Joe's name Joe De La Rosa instead of Joe De La Rosa. I did you know why But then as soon he was Italian instead of fucking Egyptian American or whatever the fuck he is Which I didn't know either and I've known him since I didn't know his Egyptian did I Not sure we can have him in now. Was adopted. We don't know what he is.
Starting point is 00:09:06 Oh, that's true. It might defense the deal of Rosa thing is because there's this great chicken place. That chicken place is awesome. Yeah, the de-rosa thing. Yeah, the rosas. Yeah, and I'm always thinking about that. So that's why I made that mistake.
Starting point is 00:09:17 I won't make that same. Surely people. No, my God, I hope not. I. You still call him Ian K. Morris? But I have been in massive meetings with one of my adopted sons to come up with a game to play when, Mr. I'm just going to call him Joe because I can't remember if it's what is to play a game with Joe when he comes with you guys oh wow
Starting point is 00:09:46 What's new game what's brand new? What's acolyte you work with you Tom Tom really has stepped up. Tom has been taking he's been taking some hits on on social media So now he's more determined than ever to prove his worth which it's great for us. It's good We already we already like himself. Yeah, yeah We already like him so. Yeah, I like to be not like it. He took shots, Tom. Yeah, everybody's been taking shots lately. It's just, I think just the world is, you know,
Starting point is 00:10:11 not many people are really happy. Yeah. And I feel that that kind of creates an atmosphere where people are like want to bitch about things. And sometimes they bitch about TSD. Yeah, I, I, and I say this is someone that has spent time posting on the internet. It's not like anything I've been above in my life, but I find that happy people don't waste their time posting.
Starting point is 00:10:36 Like it's never been when I'm like, good, that I'm like, what are you going on in then? Take the temperature of the world. That's always like, how can I anonymously lash out or whatever? Take the temperature of the world. That's always like, how can I anonymously lash out? Or whatever? Yeah, it's not good. Yeah, I think the world is filled with a lot of unhappy people. And I think a way that they lash out is to kind of go
Starting point is 00:10:58 off the top. It's not just for which one is that? Yeah, so we came up with something. I think I don't know if it's funny, but I do think it's like it's one of the strongest games that could actually be turned into a real game show. Like, it could be something so strong that I could see it being played on like network television. Now it's Tom, so make sure DeRose has about two and a half hours. Yeah, I told you that he doesn't have to be here.
Starting point is 00:11:32 Oh, he's not even going to be here. He's not even going to be here, but I did want to give him credit. I'm not the game though, usually his game. No, no, this is very much in the vein. I know I'm going to turn you off if I say it, but it's a word game like dyslexia, but it's a lot more simple and dumb down for you guys. Frustrating because that's probably where we're gonna want Joe to Rosa is tiny bit frustrated because that's one his magic really emerges. Is would you I mean I know I'm putting in a awkward position if I was like do you would you consider me an intelligent man? Who's oh? Yeah, you're not gonna say no, but that's what I'm putting you in No, I wish I was a really smart guy. Yeah, he will then he will thrive at this. Yeah, yeah
Starting point is 00:12:16 Could you get a round of dyslexia at the go just so we can let him play it? Oh, yeah to show him what like yeah, okay Yeah, just one round of this Like yeah, I want to see I would love to see Joe wrap his head around, but yeah, this is the debut Orson new car when when Joe comes all right, hmm nice like it I was wondering last night Walt you receive Wait, wait, hmm, well you said what you did wrong or walted wrong
Starting point is 00:12:50 Didn't you said red it was ripping on us. Oh, he says to Rose. Yeah, you didn't get anything specific that I saw Cuz I stopped reading after a little bit. All right. Yeah, so you were you were safe as far as I saw all right now You read some of those impractical Joker's threads, and maybe we got a different story in the tale. No, I would not. No, you've got to be the lovable, most lovable of the... Oh, I don't think it that. Ever since, there's a type of person
Starting point is 00:13:19 that ever since Show Left the Show is just like, to show socks, I won't even watch it. And you're like, but if you only watch it, have you know what know what's up? Yeah, or like bring Joe back or this is fucked up that you that you that you're like your instinct is to be like, you understand, I didn't want Joe to leave the like I didn't ask him to leave like I didn't want him to leave he left. But a lot of people over there act like that's it's why I've stopped going like he was voted out. Yeah, which was what's the stuff like that? I see a lot of people over there act like that's it's why I've stopped going like he's voted out Yeah, which was what's the stuff like that? I see a lot of people offering up their speculation as to why but for the most part I it's it's pretty positive. I'm just fucking around you. It's it's pretty pretty positive stuff. Yeah good
Starting point is 00:13:57 That's nice Yeah, but you're gonna ask me about last night. Yeah, like if you receive a photo text, right? From me. You mean a text that has a photo attached to it. Never heard it referred to as that. You know, a picture text, whatever. Selfie. Selfie. Yeah, it's it's selfie of in a way. Yes. And the caption says, so smooth, you don't even know. And it's a picture of what you assume to be my balls or somebody's balls. Not a wall, I say, what, how do you address it? Yeah, I mean, I just, it was the caption that really made me laugh. So smooth, you don't even know. I would think after this many years that, you know, you shouldn't even have to question whether you should send that photo.
Starting point is 00:14:53 You know, I'm not going to be like, no, of course not. I know you're not going to laugh. But I saw me your friend. We're going to laugh. So my question is like, my question is like like would you think it was an accident? Maybe I didn't even I didn't even attend a send it to you But you're but you thought you were sent into one of somebody else and maybe you don't know making that joke that you that very Like soft morgue. How you say soft morgue soft mark? Yeah joke, you know like a locker room joke, right?
Starting point is 00:15:22 You know it doesn't really play for me Right what I assume you did it as a as a mistake. Yeah, what do you think I did is a mistake? How could you maybe I might okay? Same thing, but it's cute who does it to me. Yeah, so are you more likely to attribute it to a mistake if it's cute drunk? Yeah. So are you more likely to attribute it to a mistake if it's Q? Drunk. Drunk.
Starting point is 00:15:46 Drunk and mistake. Drunk and mistake. So, so drunk and mistake, asshole on purpose. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:55 Thank you all. Thank you. I'm not happy with either way, right? Either way, right? Yeah. Well, why, yeah, it doesn't make the question as to why alcohol makes me do that, like send, like I get drunk at some picture. Yeah, like I know a wall of alcohol is funny.
Starting point is 00:16:12 I mean, oh, I also think it's a mistake even meant that for me. Oh, okay, I said. Yeah. Oh, so you I was sending this some lucky lady. Yeah, yeah, some honey. Yeah, you know, and you just mistakenly in a drunk and stupid to me. Okay, guys, I some honey. Yeah, you got to know. And you just mistakenly, and a drunken stupor, something to me. OK, guys, I got to.
Starting point is 00:16:28 And it's like, so you don't ever address it with Q. You're just assuming some mistake. No, I'd be like, was this meant for me? Quick, save the photo. Yeah. You would ask me if it was meant for you? Yeah. Well, yeah, definitely.
Starting point is 00:16:40 You're right. It's back. What do you think? I'm just like you don't know. No. We did a show. This was years ago when we first started to and there was a picture of Joe as a slide. That was a punchline. And I replaced it just before we went on stage with a shot of my balls and I threw Joe off. It was great. This is when we were doing comedy clubs and stuff.
Starting point is 00:17:02 I should for this. You have a history of using your testicles. It was a straight punchline. It was such a... I mean, it was close up. Yeah, you know what I mean? So it wasn't like, you know, dangling testicles. Pretty easy. Look at these, like, what is that?
Starting point is 00:17:15 I just started glabbing. They started getting that, you balls and all plates went nuts. I know it's a good show. That is pretty funny. I don't know where I saw it. I don't know who's in possession of it. but I know there's a picture of you amused. Oh, on the mall rat set. Yeah, well, like you guys are grinning ear to ear as if like, as if it's the greatest day in your lives. Like you guys use two just one to the fucking lottery. You like you couldn't even be happier if you found out you went to lottery then you guys have your balls out of your fly out of our flies
Starting point is 00:17:49 Yeah, I don't know where it is I saw this picture. I think it was at the stash in the basement for a while really? Yeah, I think maybe muse left it there We're Mike and me were using it for some Natural purpose Sons of bitches. Let's recreate this photo. Yeah. You're not smiling big enough today.
Starting point is 00:18:11 Come on, I'd be happy like these two. Yeah, I remember that picture. I think I have my Bulgarian's jersey on if I'm not mistaken. So both of you guys have taken your testicles out for comedic purposes. For comedic purposes. On the only one at the table, I could say,
Starting point is 00:18:26 you've never pulled that off. Never did that. It's not too late. Oh, it's too late. Like when we've, when picture phones first started, the first picture I ever got was from Hughes, and it was a picture of his almost. So I sent them one back.
Starting point is 00:18:42 It's never not funny. Like the meme of that black guy with the huge cocks on the edge of the bed. It's like you're not going to believe this and you'll be like, I'm going to damn it, they got me again. Is it just being too stodgy? Because even as a teenager, I was never thought it was funny when guys would pull their cock out or their balls out in person and do it. I never thought it was funny. I was just like, this dude's weird. This dude's a sociopath. This guy's like, this guy's might be, you know, a little light in this step because he wants us not so constantly for everybody. No, I'm not joking. No, not that guy. No, I've been around a lot of guys
Starting point is 00:19:22 going to high school. That was their go-to. This poem balls a sudden. Yeah, like all of a sudden you're playing football the sudden his pants are off Man, they're funny. Did he have a big dick? Tackle mean I mean I noticed like guys who do that a lot tend to have dicks that like showing off Yeah, I didn't really like want to like size it up. I'm just like whoa I've hurt my eyes to sky want to like size it up I'm just like whoa you know I hurt my eyes to die. Yeah. Okay you can say again. What?
Starting point is 00:19:47 Could you? Yeah. I worked at a fucking fire. I was like, cocks and balls flying all over that place. The other day it's funny. You should, this should come up because the other day and I wrote it down to see if you would do it to dab or what the reaction would be. But I was in the kitchen the other day and Mary Beth was doing something
Starting point is 00:20:06 and I was like, oh my God, do you believe this? And she's like, watch, she turns around and I was like, check it out. And I had my taken balls all the way out of my fly. Just standing there. She's like, oh, you know, went back to doing it or whatever she was doing. That's not.
Starting point is 00:20:21 I tell people, I tell people you're the funniest person I've ever lived in. You're not doing a good job. You're, fact that he's showing them. It's so stupid. You're like, it's really dumb. I mean, it's like, and it's one thing it's like, I do it to her versus like a group of girls. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no like sexual Lookality of the other yeah, no, you can't do that. I mean you never can do that But but I mean to your wife in your kitchen. I sounds like a good joke to me Yeah, I thought it was all right because she was accused of me of not being loving Really so that's what I did That's your way yeah, I was just like I check it out And that's you're the way you go. That's how I tried to, yeah, I was just like,
Starting point is 00:21:24 I check it out. So you're, what was the context of for like what were you, what did you do that prompted her to be like, you're loving? Well, I made the claim that I'm the most loving person ever. Okay, so you started it. Yeah, if I started it and she's like, yeah, right.
Starting point is 00:21:42 And I was like, what are you talking about? And she was like, what's the last thing you did that was loving? And I was like, I just took out my car, false. Like, so this car conversation obviously came after I did it. She's like, yeah, I'm not gonna count that. She's like, what else? Right.
Starting point is 00:21:59 And then I had done something nice. I can't remember what it was. So, took out the garbage, I don't know. I mean, it's something. That is not necessarily nice. That is not. That is not an act of love, loving. Well, it's the last love I think you did for that. Unless you took out the garbage for like,
Starting point is 00:22:13 a senior citizen who can't get his own garbage out, but the fact you took your own garbage out. Well, practically a senior citizen. I'm gonna make you take it out for me. That's the last loving thing I did for a worker for another human being. Now for depth, for your wife. Damn.
Starting point is 00:22:29 Well, I mean, I took care of the house when she had her foot. Oh, and she had her foot. Yeah, you're right. I'm getting, I'm running around like a madman, getting fucking drinks, ice. Letting dogs out at six in the morning. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:42 Damn, you're right. Yeah, I mean, that mother you know move over. There's a new guy. There's a new guy in town yeah. It's a metal it's a recognition. Last night I got some pushback on my ice cream because I want to have some ice cream while I was watching my forensic files. Yeah and she's like the freezer. She's like it keeps it so cold it hurts my shoulder. You know to like dig it out with the scoop Oh, I got you I was like say you wait down there until softens up a little My quick for 30 seconds. I said put a put a put the scoop underneath the underneath the hot water
Starting point is 00:23:14 She's like I do that nice and she came up. It was a good 15 minutes later I was like saying aren't you don't you feel better about yourself that you did it? Yeah, that you were like I thought I couldn't do it. I felt weak, but now I did she's like no because my shoulders Yeah, we got a film we got a film like 24 or seven at your place Yeah, we should do reality show. Yeah, I mean I Suggested a long time ago to walk we do like a 24 hour wife swap. Yeah, I could live a wallet's house You could live at my house. Okay, I think we need to do that. I think you know just Cameras at your place
Starting point is 00:23:55 I love the idea of minus me being a Yeah, she wants she wants to get cameras up all over the place too. So maybe she wants a security, but yeah, why not? You have a ring? What's up? No, I, yeah. I mean, we have one. We just never put it up. Really? Yeah, I was watching this ring footage. My buddy, Iraq, we did a, what'd you kindly today?
Starting point is 00:24:19 And he has footage from Talk Challenge. It's called the Cool Aid Challenge. And it's like, basically you take, like, you know, like, and he has footage from Talk Challenge. It's called The Cool Aid Challenge. And it's like basically you take like, you know, like, yeah, you have a vinyl fence. And somebody goes, oh yeah! And then they run through your fence and like break it. Like they break the panels out.
Starting point is 00:24:37 And all this talk about fencing lately, it's maybe sensitive to the prices. And I'll watch in these kids, like, it's like six or seven kids all in a row like lined up across the street and they all are like oh yeah and they all like tear towards this vinyl fence and just crash through it and there's no else everywhere and they don't get hurt no they don't get hurt because I guess it's like the vinyl's loose enough how do they know it's loose enough that's like I don't know that they do know those ones one kid who bounced off
Starting point is 00:25:08 in one of them he bounced. He didn't do it right fucking pricey Pricey practical joke, but I was thinking back cuz it did make me laugh It's like the I forget what they call it but like in In grocery stores like there are people who are pretending that they fell and slipped with a gallon of milk And they would smash it and it would fucking explode It's like it's that and they would smash it and it would fucking explode. Yeah. It's like, it's that suffmore shit that I can imagine if I was 16 being like destroying somebody's fence sounds like maybe the best idea ever.
Starting point is 00:25:34 Yeah, I guess. I do worry about the price of fences, but that's as old as old people talking. It wasn't kid I never gave a shit. I used to go yard hopping into people's pools and stuff. Pull hopping? We didn't really do that yard hopping into people's pools and stuff. Pool hopping? We didn't really do that because not many people had pools. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:48 In our area, yeah. We would go for swims and people's pools. Yeah. Which on the scale of like naughty teenage behavior is really like, not that bad. We didn't destroy anything. Yeah. We just used pools. We never even got caught.
Starting point is 00:26:01 Never got caught. Nobody ever. Never even once got caught. I was just imagining the sound of like, because the house was relatively close to the fence, but the sound of six people crashing through your fence at the same time. In the middle of the night. Oh, it's trucking it.
Starting point is 00:26:15 Yeah. And some of them were like metal, it was like a, not like, not like yours, where it's like an iron, like, like heavy. Yeah. Steel, it was like more of an ordinate type metal thing They fucking totally tore the whole thing apart Fucking kids today. Yeah, their pieces are shit, but I got admitted maybe Like as long as it's not happening to me
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Starting point is 00:28:25 They're using this name. That's so patriotic. Yeah, it's rare these days. It's so worthy of supporting that they're like, we love America in music. Yeah, and selling all these electronics from Japan. No, no, no, I'm sure everything that they sell is made in America.
Starting point is 00:28:45 Made in America? Absolutely. They American music would never sell anything made out of country. Right. Walt, I wanted to ask you, I was a little bit into, I buy comic territory, but I watched the trailer for the new Spiderverse movie coming out. Is this the sequel to the anime?
Starting point is 00:29:02 Yeah, I haven't seen it, but go see the first one. Yeah, I saw the first one. Fucking excellent, right? Now you don't love it. Oh man, I thought it was great. It's okay. It's okay. I didn't I didn't love it as much as like people were raving about it and loved it like like couldn't get enough of it where I was kind of like I saw a day one. So I think I avoided a lot of that hype before I was able to form my own kind of opinion. But so they released a trailer for the second one. Looks great. Has Spider-Man 2009, which is like, I love, but like,
Starting point is 00:29:30 there are literally thousands of Spider-Man in this movie. And I can't help but start feeling that we've gone too far with the multiple characters. Like, it just seems like every comic book character now has four variants where you're like, how what makes the first one special if like there's endless fucking other ones? I got Mal Morales. I was on board with Miles Morales, but like now it's just like hundreds of spider men. I'm like, what is the fucking what makes Peter Parker
Starting point is 00:30:02 special? Like all the Batman going around. I don't know man. I'm just wondering if like have they is it something that would bother you or that you look like you've never really thought about this too much works for Green Lantern because they're the space cops. Yeah it does. Even though eight Green Lanterns from Earth is a bit much but sure but at least like it works. You know I feel like it's a business decision But, you know, I feel like it's a business decision because this way you can have a spider man that looks like, or that, like every, you know, person out there can be like, oh, well, okay, so 2099, that's a Hector, right? That's the yellow harrow.
Starting point is 00:30:39 Okay, yeah. And you got Miles Morales. So you have a spider man, you know, for every person out there to identify with I'm Jones and for a devil's beat writer I so I don't know I I'm so checked out on on on on on the new stuff the movies and comics and It feels like it's passed me by, like, very much like music has passed me by, and pop culture, like current pop culture.
Starting point is 00:31:14 Yeah, he's just giving up. It has really made me go, like, I don't know if it's made for me anymore. Which is fine, it's just amazing. Yeah, sure, okay. It's made for people like, which is fine. It's sure You know it's made for people like when well where's wolf flag is very in thin Where's if everybody's getting the one where yours what like the old school? Yeah, I Don't know if there is one they don't care. You know what I mean my demographic yeah, it's probably the least cared about demographic on the planet regarding everything.
Starting point is 00:31:46 We just slip out of it. Not just pop culture. Yeah, people cared what we thought ever. It's anyway up until 54 I think the age is not a 55, they're like, fuck you. Go somewhere and die. Yeah, whatever. Some men of musals don't get out of here. Unless you're trying to sell me a grand pad.
Starting point is 00:32:03 Well, it's like getting high-pads. Yeah. Unless you're yeah unless you're trying to sell me a grandpad Yeah, your voice your voice means nothing I'm screaming into the void you did you feel you have a voice ever mattered? Or is this a new feeling personally? Yeah personally? No, but my but like my age group and my demographic I think at one point. Yeah, I had a very loud voice. But not you. But not me personally, no. I don't think, you know, I don't feel like... Anybody cares? Nobody cares.
Starting point is 00:32:34 Because nobody does, he's right. Yeah. Wait, a straight white man is talking. And he's over 50. Let's listen to what he has to say. What happened to people appreciating wisdom? We got wisdom. And it's over 50. What's the somebody else to say? What happened to people appreciating wisdom? We got wisdom. And it's life experiences.
Starting point is 00:32:49 I don't know. Tampinata. Is that it? Where happened to people appreciating that though? It seems like. Did you, you felt you appreciated it when you were? When I was, when I was the target demographic. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:03 Did you appreciate the wisdom of elders? You were like, fuck off old man. If I was the target demographic. Yeah, did you appreciate the wisdom of elders? You were like, fuck off old man. If I had to be honest. Yeah. You know, I was, I was that guy screaming to get out of the way, old man. Yeah. Get the fuck out of the way before I fucking push you down.
Starting point is 00:33:16 I remember the young wolf Latin fire, fire brand. The broad street. Yeah. Push an old guy to the side You know I'm gonna stuff a sock down your throat if you don't shut the fuck up cuz I don't care what you have to say I wasn't happy. He was pretty emphatic It is true. I like you think back to like you like you're late-teens your 20s and how much you think People older than you like how much you or how little you think they know? No, and then when you get a little
Starting point is 00:33:53 I care about what I'll literally say. Yeah, that's I don't know that's probably more accurate I don't think I ever was like you don't know shit I was just like I don't care what you think all I cares what I want to do. How I think. Which is, I don't know, I mean, I changed. That's the ignorance of youth, right? Yeah, for sure. You know, I would think though that like we could kind of beat that out of, you know, kind of lose that, but it would seem like it's like it's just ingrained in us as like the youth always just want to tune out. Yeah, there's something, there's some sort of hubris amongst the youth that ourselves included that like you think you know shit, you've nothing to base it on, you know,
Starting point is 00:34:37 but you're mouth off about it. Yeah, look back and you cringe at your own behavior at times. I remember cringing a few, I'm better by own behavior. Yeah, like I wish there was like, I just wish there was that technology that you could just sit yourself down and have a chat with yourself when you're younger. Is there one experience to sum up,
Starting point is 00:34:56 like that you can recall that like, kind of really, you know, is an example of a young BQ, just not being appreciative enough of his elders. Yeah, I think about it all the time that because my grandparents died when I was in my mid-20s. That's pretty old. That sounds grandma's still alive. Yeah, I got lucky then to have you know grandparents at that mid to one
Starting point is 00:35:26 Yeah, they died there. I don't know. I think that's pretty mid 20s That means that there had to be pretty up there though. Yeah, my grandmother didn't die until I was 40 I think that's very lucky. I think mid 20s is kind of like Maybe average if not okay, maybe well whatever, but neither you know there, I, because like I remember not being as invested in spending time with family at that age, just who the fuck is. And now I look back at it is like, man, I wish I had known how precious those years were.
Starting point is 00:36:02 When everybody you ever loved is still alive and around and like, like willing to, and I'm what am I, I'm playing fucking Nintendo in a basement? Like, I should have gone to my grandparents every fucking day and like, you know, when she was in the hospital towards the end, like, I went like once every two weeks or something like that. And it's just like, man, that actually hurt. Her new Mario Kart came out. Were you supposed to do that? Why wasn't I there? Why wasn't I there fucking four times a week,
Starting point is 00:36:29 sitting with my grandmother? And, and, and, and like, this should be played in every classroom, this episode of TSD, because that is a nugget of fucking wisdom. It's like, yeah, you just brought back like, there is a point in all our lives where everybody we knew was alive. It was alive. Yeah, and we didn't appreciate it Did not and it kills me now that I didn't appreciate that. It's like it's it's the one big regret in my life It's just like man. I wish I had just and and the only thing I learned from that so like the older I get the more I
Starting point is 00:37:00 Appreciate the people around me like I make efforts to see my my family. You know what I mean and stuff like that. Where is? I don't know from that lesson, but it is it's fuck man. I would that's a big regret. I wish I can go back and change. I've spent the more time with them. I've tried because you know I think about the same thing with Peminate Graph though, like maybe the past year. So yeah, I'm like wow they are getting up in And like, I don't go over there that much. So like, I do try to go over a little bit more. Yeah. No, then, but like, I went yesterday. And I'm sitting there and I'm like,
Starting point is 00:37:32 this has to be the most fucking mundane idiotic conversation being had on the entire earth at this exact moment. I'm like, what the fuck are we even talking about? I heard a moment playing a Tendo. I'm going, what the fuck are we even talking about? I'm gonna go home and play Nintendo. I'm gonna go home and play Nintendo. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:49 I've had that experience. Yeah, because I'm just like, why did I come over? And it's like, I guess it's just quality over quantity. You know, we just, yeah. Like I think about sage a lot. I'm like, I want to spend a lot of time with sage because, you know, I think back to it,
Starting point is 00:38:04 you know, Walt, it's like one minute, they're fucking six and then all of a sudden they're sixteen and you're like well wait wait a second It's so fast like Mary Beth's been cut in the old tell them Steve Davies and I heard a commercial that I did with Sage and her voice is so tiny Oh, yeah, so little yeah Versus now booming Stop it down the fucking hallway and fucking hallways. Yeah, really. Yeah, I think that's, I mean, that's, I wonder, like the, we were looking at the demographics of the, you know, the YouTube live, like, wow, who was watching. We have almost no kids, like nobody under the age of 20, I think, listens to us at all.
Starting point is 00:38:43 And if you do, if you do email Waltz and be like, I nobody under the age of 20, I think listens to us at all. And if you do, if you do email Walton, be like, I'm rapping for the 120 crowd. I bet I think there has to be some in there, like at least a few in their 20s, maybe a little more. Well, when I did that college show, there were a bunch of people tell them Steve Dave Sheraton and they were clearly college kids. Yeah, I think there are a few.
Starting point is 00:39:03 Yeah, you know, I wouldn't the ladies continue to Hubber I would chase them as hard as I would the gray hairs though, right? They're catered to the gray hairs. I think so we won't get on a tic-toc star. Rup. We're gonna have on Buzz Aldrin I don't even remember This guy was already 40 by the time you were born This guy was already 40 by the time you were born. She's Louise. I found out Mary Beth's type. It took me a while. Well, we're watching Little House on the Prairie.
Starting point is 00:39:36 Shockingly. Oh, yes, I've seen you. I have something later. And all of a sudden it struck me because like, you know likes certain characters more than others and there was an uppercut. So do you remember Mr. Edwards? I didn't watch the show. But you know who Victor French is right? Victor French.
Starting point is 00:39:53 Yes. I was like if you I said to I was like if you lived back in little little house on the prairie times. I was like you would have fucked Mr. Edwards wouldn't you? And she's like what what, what are you talking about? It starts like laughing. You know when girls really wouldn't have fucked somebody, they'd be like, oh, like there's a different reaction. Yeah, like there's a certain level of disgust
Starting point is 00:40:13 or you're stupid or like shut up. There was just laughing and giggling. My spot where I was saying I'd fucked that guy. I'd fucked Mr. Edward's. Yeah. And then I thought about it and I was like, well, I guess if she was gonna fuck anybody on Little House on the Prairie, I would prefer to be Mr. Edwards. Yeah. And then I thought about it and I was like, well, I guess she was going to fuck anybody on Little House on the Prairie.
Starting point is 00:40:26 I would prefer to be Mr. Edwards. He's had his share of my... I'm from New London. No, Paz, a fucking... He's this guy. He was. Paz, two fucking sanctimonies. I'm always doing the right thing.
Starting point is 00:40:39 Shit. You know, I always let you know. I was going to lessen to these yet. That's our job. If we don't impart our wisdom to all the dopes, then we're actually guilty. As guilty yet, he did, and there was a recent episode where Charles Land, Charles Ingalls had to help Victor French get off the sauce because Mr. French, Mr. Edward Sundeid and then he got murdered. That's the weird thing about Little House imprary, you know, you say it sucks.
Starting point is 00:41:11 And a lot of it does. I've seen only snippets, I can't even, I would be just as guilty of the youth, you know, to be like, oh, it sucks,'ve never sampled a second of it. It just to me, it just looks like something I would not enjoy. Dude, it's all over the place. There's like, there's a one two-part special episode where Laura's baby dies. And the whole town turns against the doctor,
Starting point is 00:41:38 saying like it's his fault. Witchcraft. No, no, not witchcraft, just like he wasn't attentive enough or what Laura's acting like totally irrational and then the fucking next episode is Mr. Edwards Happens upon this old guy who is in the woods and the guys like oh, I feel bad. I'm dying I needed to take care of my daughter and the she's only three and the guys
Starting point is 00:42:02 Okay, can we call can we get bring back in the guys. It is like, all right. Okay. Can we get bring back into doubles, be right? Yeah. You're gonna love it though. Go ahead. Go ahead. It turns out this three-year-old is an orangutan. Oh, wow. All right, hold on.
Starting point is 00:42:18 Yeah, he had a three-year-old orangutan. And the guy dies, so Mr. Edwards has to take care of it. And of course, the town kids love Mr. Edwards has to take care of it. And of course the town kids love it, it goes to school and everything, but it smacks Nancy, which is Nelly's replacement. And Nelly and Mrs. Olson want to kill, so the sheriff comes to town to kill it. And Mr. Edwards has fake somewhere, he shoots it with a shotgun and plays dead, but then they figure out that the fucking that he's still alive, so the sheriff comes back to kill him again. And they bring him out behind the house and we have no choice.
Starting point is 00:42:54 We got to shoot this orangutan because he attacked the girl. But really, he just gave her this little slap of a cheek. And they fucking fire the gun off. Just as the circus guy arrives to the guy who's there to take a road the way the orangitech of the circus and That they hear the gun fire just as he pulls up and everybody's all sad and shit And then the sheriff comes out and he's like Edward's go get that dad burn monkey of yours. He ran away and he's in a tree Right after a baby dies from I'm assuming sits or whatever and then there was one where like what is going on?
Starting point is 00:43:27 Mary's baby Mary had a miscarriage and then Mary's baby died in a fire and then one of the episodes after that was solely dedicated to Laura having a goat that liked to butt people like whenever they bent over It would be like Make this music and then go like they're making my episode I can't believe it. The ghost head would cock and he would stare at the person's ass and then he would just charge at them. I was like, like, hard at episode. There. It's kind of make up for all the fucking heavy shit.
Starting point is 00:43:56 I think the fuck is right is from the one guy's like, and then the baby dies in a fire and it's like, it's really sad. Anybody got anything else? I'm right in the tank. Yeah. Great follow up. He dies in a fire and it's like, it's really sad. Anybody got anything else? Yeah. Yeah. Right in time. Great follow up.
Starting point is 00:44:09 Yeah, that man raised. That's the same guy who did the goat putting episode. The goat putting, I was like, what is going on? It was at a nowhere. Just like that was the entire focus. Was this thing button people as soon as they've been over 45 minutes I love it that's the episode I want to see yeah, it was pretty great Walt I know you want to live forever. I thought you had something about little house. Oh, no not about little houses Is a little house inspired me to to take a trip down the road
Starting point is 00:44:38 I hadn't really gone down before how about how how you guys on Colombo you guys what the fuck Dude that's my jam. I never watched them before I'm fucking like guys on Colombo? Are you guys what the fuck? Dude, that's my jam. I never watched him before. Me and Gennium fucking like we studied Colombo. I don't. He said we can get him have a theory that Colombo is definitely on the spectrum. I don't know man. He's so he I mean yeah he comes off that way for sure. Yeah. What the fuck in with all the weird shit he does but like is any
Starting point is 00:45:03 Bajinis though? Is him Gennium? Yeah, what the fuck with all the weird shitty does but like is any be genius though? isn't get him Yeah, yeah, but no, I don't mean geniuses in like I mean like he's putting all that on To to trick people you could you could think it's maybe a method that he uses or it could be This is just who he is I say I always always of the understanding that that's who his personality is. Like he's not putting on any show for anybody. Like he's this very unusual super intelligent guy. Like master detective. Okay, well look. I just watched the first one. But the first one's good. Oh yeah. That fucking writer talking down to him the entire fucking time.
Starting point is 00:45:46 I'm like, is that what this whole show is? And he's very young in that, right? And that's the one where the guy goes out on a boat and he had all the candlesticks and like because the weight on the plane wasn't or he'd killed his wife, right? No, he was writing books with, he was an author and he's called Walk and Wanted to Break Off with him. And so he killed, it was interesting that they show the murder first
Starting point is 00:46:05 yet that's the thing that all the club was like that all right they show the murder first and then you and then you see how columball pieces it together i mean i watched the first one of my gun fucking enough you love it it's really good i have a whole collection of home so yeah it's on it's on a watcher with you who some yet like wow this is fucking really good i'm nobody's done columball again with you. Yeah, I was like, wow, this is fucking really good. I've come nobody's done Colombo again. And like, like, our our thesis that we were going to write me and get them about
Starting point is 00:46:30 why he was, we felt he was on the spectrum is like there's so many instances when you see almost every episode there's something he does that get him a look and be like, yep, check, check. And I'll look at him and be like, that's a check. Yeah, what is this was almost published in TUSDB. You'll notice his inclination to only eat one type of food. Okay, he was chilly. Well, he was making an omelette in this episode. Later on though, you'll see he goes for chilly a lot. Later on though you'll see he goes for chilly a lot like he likes and it's With fun results he won't he won't get a new car. Okay, drives a piece of shit Does it go into his personal life ever? It's all just on the He talks about his wife, but you never really see her you never see her and he has a dog that he brings with him around once in a while
Starting point is 00:47:21 But his car his attire it's, very similar to what they see. Because you don't need to upgrade anything, because everything works perfectly as it is. I don't need to upgrade. This works fine. I love the casting because that eye is really noticeable. The glass eye? Is it glass?
Starting point is 00:47:43 It's just a straight up ls i that's fucking loud they're not gonna do that today they're not gonna get like some some short dude some short mumbly dude with a glass i make them the least in the 70s hollywood was not scared off by glass eyes yet send me the senior right you're right you're a peter fog yeah they were yeah it was a different different era but yeah I think you're right I think a lot of actors and actresses would have like sandy Duncan right would have had a bit more hurdles that into in 2023
Starting point is 00:48:15 To get to get a starring gig Get fucking old cuz I'm fucking tuning into Columbia I want to combo update all right., we'll do every episode you watch one and you're giving your special ones. Well, it's cool, like the seasons are short. They're movies. They're not episodes. I didn't realize that.
Starting point is 00:48:31 Yeah, what it was was he was a, he was part of a rotating Sunday night show called the Sunday Night Mystery movie. Oh, so every four, every fourth week would be Colombo episode and then the other Sundays would be filled with like McMillan and wife McLeod Oh, but they can't check they get suck a dick though because Columbus the man well Maclouth's pretty good McLeod's pretty good and Mcmillan wife was rock Hudson bro. Come on
Starting point is 00:48:55 Erite I guess Don't Fuck it was thick smooth Smooth as fuck. What was that smooth line you said? Smooth thing you know. Oh, yeah, yeah. So smooth you don't even know. And he's the inspector of police in San Francisco. Yeah, all right. Well, now it's time. Who has to have his wife solve every case?
Starting point is 00:49:19 She never gets paid for it though. Who never gets any credit. It's like, I can't remember her name was, but she for it though. It never gets any credit. That's my villain in life. It's like villain in life. I can't remember her name was, but she was gorgeous though. I can't remember what her name was though. Well, I'll keep you up to date on the Longbow. One mystery down many more to go. And then it could be,
Starting point is 00:49:35 what's really interesting about Colombo is that it gets canceled in the 70s and comes back in the late 80s into the early 90s. That's the version I remember seeing like when I was a kid. Those are hated though. Hated. Colombo files. Why? Columbo fans like because they don't have the same, you can't recapture that that glory of the 70s, Columbo's in the 80s because they're playing to, you know,
Starting point is 00:49:59 like well we got to update it a little bit more for a more sophisticated crowd of the 80s. Yeah. Which is bullshit. You know, they're just putting in more of the things that were prevalent in the 80s. Sure. Trying to play to a audience. Yeah. And it just didn't work. The writing wasn't as smart either.
Starting point is 00:50:15 Oh, all right. Okay. I remember him being a little older. Is that that's that was that? Yeah. Towards the end too, like he was dealing with a lot of mental faculty issues as he was getting older. All the time, and so on. So yeah, he had a lot of difficulty on set, like he was dealing with a lot of mental faculty issues as he was getting older. All the time, and so on. So yeah, he had a lot of difficulty on set, like remembering the lines though.
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Starting point is 00:53:24 more productive, healthful lives. They noted, we'll just say a second. They're finding a show to proportion of lymphocytes, a type of white blood cell in the centenarians, decreased compared to younger people, but I don't know. No, no, no, I lost my police. But anyway, look at this. Don't you want to look like this lady someday? Absolutely. She's 100. She's 100.
Starting point is 00:53:50 That's a target right there. Oh, I'll tell you why. She's 100. As old she looks like that. She looks better than a fucking dead 20 year old. Boom. Yeah. Boom.
Starting point is 00:53:59 Yeah, there's a few. There's a few-trist Ray Kurzweil has claimed that humans will achieve immortality by 2030 2030. That's pretty soon close Yeah, me if I just make it another seven years look man. Yes. There's that lady you showed me who doesn't look like the picture of health No, then there's Buzz Aldrin Who may have like You know who may have like, you know, be the most healthy looking 90 something year old I've ever seen. Let me take a look at this guy. Shaddner's 91 years, it's really good.
Starting point is 00:54:35 He looks me too. Yeah, but they both went into outer space though, so. Oh, you're right. So maybe there's something like to that, spending some time. Well, Shaddner didn't go to outer space, did he? I thought he went up in a rocket, wasn't he? I mean, real life, I don't mean Star Trek. Yeah, no, no, I mean, I did it go to outer space,
Starting point is 00:54:52 so I thought he just went to the top of the atmosphere. There's old buzz and his fucking hot, young bit. Shit, she's pretty fucking good, look, he looks happy. Yeah, it does, right? Yeah. He's not on the internet internet fucking on TSD cares. No, shit all over us. Look at that wife.
Starting point is 00:55:08 I know. And again, I ask you though, he looks fantastic. That looks great. He looks fantastic. But if he isn't, if he didn't fucking step foot on the moon, can you get that? Doesn't matter. No way.
Starting point is 00:55:22 He did step on the moon. So it gives a shit. I know. I know. I know it's wrong. They'd be like so like bitter. I think so. Why is my father's old friend? Why not make because the things that made him be the man that goes to the moon are
Starting point is 00:55:35 in him. They're in him. The bravery. Yeah. The sacrifice. The fucking manliness. Is that one of like, like, if you can, is that one of the things that like you can drop like there's no topping that if you're at the bar and you're trying to impress.
Starting point is 00:55:50 I went to the moon. I've got a 12 inch deck. Can you stop it? Well, but if you're like, well, I was on television show. Yeah, I was on a practical joke. Or is hey, girls, sadly, I don't know. I don't know that kids. The average bar that they walk in. I don't know that kids the average bar that they walk
Starting point is 00:56:05 You can't get out of his old friend paddy stay 2023 New York I think I think kids would be like not compare me to that. I think kids would be like We didn't even go to the moon old man get out it like it was just be like bullshit Well, that'd be fucking a shit storm because he's no I know he's I mean if I was in a bar and I was a female it would certainly be enough to get me to fuck them really I yeah I go into the moon so if there was a 93-year-old female astronaut you've seen me make out what fuck is this
Starting point is 00:56:35 something your old land was that was 20 years ago that was just some woman would you be Sally rise she's a lot would you be annoying him for information, you know, leading up to the act? Or would you like play it cool? I would want to like, I'd want to ask him all the questions. I want to know. I want to know what it's like. Yeah. To be on the moon. Yeah. The moon. And what if he was just like, look, I've had a couple so I'm gonna tell you. It never really happened. They all think we were up there. There's a super cut.
Starting point is 00:57:09 There is a super cut of him, unlike saying some really fucked up shit. Oh yeah. Like that make you go. Maybe we didn't go. Maybe we didn't go. You got to stop saying that if you want him on the show, Rupp's never gonna get him. Well I'm gonna ask him about the super cut though that I had that I've seen where he's on Conan and I was a super cut. Who's on where your hair done. There's like he's on Conan Elbrion and
Starting point is 00:57:32 Conan Elbrion's interviewing him and he's going you know I I got up it you know my parents got me up and when you landed on the moon and I watched it and he goes you didn't watch it because it wasn on TV. We never went to the moon. He actually says that. Really? It was Colonel Bryan. Colonel Bryan just wants to get off the subject and like wants to like steer it back towards,
Starting point is 00:57:53 what you mean it was on TV? He goes, no, what you watched was a recreation. It wasn't televised. He doesn't say we know good or moan. It goes, it wasn't televised. You didn't see what you saw where was a recreation. Wow. He goes, no, no, I watched it. And he goes, and Colonel't televised. You didn't see what you saw was a recreation. He goes, no, no, I watched it.
Starting point is 00:58:07 And he goes, and corner of the brain changes the fucking subject so quickly, because he doesn't know what to make of him just throwing this out there. I don't know. He doesn't want to get fucking popped by some fucking men in black after the show tapes. Just go, says he made that, they say?
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Starting point is 00:58:57 If you lied about this, you'll lie about anything. But the government's lied about things. They have. So you can't believe anything. I don't. I'm anti-faxing our you can't believe anything. I don't. I mean, it's like that's your inner mix. Here we go, I knew it. I'm very skeptical.
Starting point is 00:59:10 You know, it's something that I can't help. You know, when I see some fibbing going on, and you know, I'm not one of those people that can just be like, just ignore it. You know, it's just hard to ignore it when you know with someone's line straight to your face. Shit, that's deep. Well, that's what TSD's about.
Starting point is 00:59:31 That's why the kids can appreciate it. The discussions. That's scare off, 20 year olds. Too much for them to handle. There was a Ohio school bus driver. I'm normally, I don't like school crossing guards, as you know. Yeah, you've had your issues.
Starting point is 00:59:48 I'm usually a little neutral on bus drivers. This lady I like, she went viral for a foul mouth tirade at students. She said that she was gonna, in her ranch, she said she was gonna start kicking some fucking serious ass because she was done with the shit. I'll follow it by at least two years of needling by a core group of kids on her, am her strewt. Can you imagine kids that your life being mocked by kids for two straight years? She said she was sorry for the way it went down.
Starting point is 01:00:14 It was a particularly challenging day after a student sprayed some perfume and sparked a horrible asthma attack, but she apologized. Blah blah blah. She was interviewed by a local outlet at a local clothing store that created a t-shirt about the episode and donated five dollars from all sales to the now jobless driver, because you know, she started. She lost her job. Curse it in all that other stuff. So the shirt says, my foot's gonna be so far up your ass,
Starting point is 01:00:40 it's gonna dangle from your nose. I guess that's one thing that she said. And it's a picture of a school bus on the shirt. They made $60,000. Wow, that's a lot of shirts. To donate to her. That is a lot of shirts, right? Yeah. The fundraiser was to help her pay for some time off and for all her years of dedicated service. So I everybody came to that to feel good story, right? Well, yes and no because it's like, you know know she went out like losing her shit, though I mean it's like losing her job. No losing her like being very unprofessional Oh, but that isn't that the way you want to go out if like you're tired of your job
Starting point is 01:01:17 Yeah, but usually you don't have people Remember when you left a stash or you said to Mike I'll show my Farper ass that's gonna dangle from your nose. But usually you don't have people stepping up to sell shirts on your behalf when you try to do things. If you curse out a bunch of kids. Very unusual. They must, like this area, they must be like,
Starting point is 01:01:36 we know these kids, they are total assholes. Oh yeah. Let's raise money for the school bus driver. I think school bus drivers should have more leniency than teachers would like if kids racked them up So it's like you know your word driver. I should be able to smack the shit out of them. Yeah The school bus driver that picked me up on South railroad for
Starting point is 01:01:54 Junior high school who was you didn't fuck with him. Yeah, he would fucking take you he put you off the bus I'm not kidding. You'd be like walking and you would have to get off the bus and you'd be late for school'm not kidding, you'd be like, walk, you're walking. And you would have to get off the bus, and you'd be late for school, and then you'd get in trouble. That's amazing. He did it all the fucking time. He just pull over and throw kids off the bus. He never got in trouble. He was at the 80s, so different.
Starting point is 01:02:16 Yeah, this was the late 80s. The 80s was a fucking wild west when you're dealing with kids. Yeah, and you would just see, and that of course, like the kid would be on the side of the road, and we'd all be like, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I saw a news article that intrigued me. And a lot of people think that America, Americans, are getting dumber. Yeah. And there was a study that says, it's absolutely true,
Starting point is 01:03:06 that IQs are going down. Wow. Because of the pandemic? I don't know what they equate it to, but it really solidifies how lucky we are to be surrounded by, or to have a 148 armist because a lot of people are doing you a bunch of good Furniture building and such
Starting point is 01:03:44 Tell you if you need a like a fire pit built, you know, yeah, I mean he put it together like in fucking three hours man, he got that shit done. I'm alright. I'll send him your way. I'll send him to to cues. I'm alright. I know I won't get him only in my house as a guest. You're handy man. I don't want him to.
Starting point is 01:03:56 Oh you know I'm I mean, there's gotta be shit that you don't like putting together, right? I just I'll pay someone to do it. I just won't be getting. No. You won't even have to hear what Ricksford is already asking him. Are you on a watching Colombo with me or are we being put together at your house? That's a good point when you put it down.
Starting point is 01:04:14 Yeah. You got an oil change or something. You get an oil change out of them. Yeah. But yeah, what do you think? What do you think the... What do I attribute it to? Is it the educational system? I think it to? Is it the educational system? I think it's a combination of the educational system the internet is now a huge distraction for nobody has a lot of focus anymore
Starting point is 01:04:33 Nobody's got any ability to fucking nobody has nobody has any like Cognitive reasoning anymore nobody is any critical thinking anymore. They just fucking jump on shit Yeah, and they're like they hear like read a headline and you're either going to be pissed or you're going to be excited. Do you feel it's worse now than it's ever been? Because I kind of feel more aware of it. Yeah. Yeah. I feel more aware of like what like everybody's really worked up about. And it seemed like people got like, like in the 70s, like people got worked up about like, you know, the oil crisis, hostages and like big events, you know, not every fucking little thing like a bus driver curse and that's in kids. Whereas now it's just like, it's like people pay attention and are led to pay attention to stupid shit.
Starting point is 01:05:20 So I think we don't focus on the bigger picture. Do you look at the advent of like these apps like Chick-Talk and the other one? Well, there's TickTock, Instagram, Twitter. I mean, TickTock definitely has... Like, the MTV, they say the MTV generation had shortened attention spans because of the way everything was edited, you know, like in these quick bursts and stuff. And I think things are fine. But I think where the MTV generation are, I mean. Not a way. What? We were there when it fucking burned.
Starting point is 01:05:47 No, the 90s. I think the 90s are more of an MTV generation. Like, that's when they started with all the TV shows and stuff. Not so much the videos. And that's when they started that style of editing, that real fast, like, people like Nishel. He worked on MTV in the 90s. Fucking reprogramming kids brains. And I think now, like with TikToks,
Starting point is 01:06:06 they're even shorter, and you can go through them so quickly that it's just, it has to do something to you. It has to, right? There's just no way. The attention span you believe is detrimental to society. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 01:06:22 Yeah. I find even I have a hard time sitting through like a two hour movie, if I see a movie's two hours, I'm like, what? Why? Like I want to see John Wick and it's like a theater. I'm like, but three hours in a theater? Oh my god, I can't. It's a lot to ask.
Starting point is 01:06:37 Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. It's like that we just not prepared. I don't think humanity was prepared to be. I don't think the human brain is meant to care about. Yeah, you've said this. I feel you're right.
Starting point is 01:06:49 Everything. It's not built that way. But do you think it's bad for people to get hooked on 10 second videos? Just somebody does. Well, you know, just somebody does. Well, you know, just like you eat them almost like candy. Yeah, I don't, I don't know if bad is the right word. I don't think it's good.
Starting point is 01:07:13 It's unhealthy for your, your, your mind. I just remember and you guys know what I mean? Like we, we didn't grow up with phones and email and like there was, you weren't connected so much and it's just like It's not better and I know it sounds like anybody could say like well, you're a fucking old man They're good so this way it was, but it's just like I'm telling you I've experienced both. It's not better It is not better. It is not better to have work be able to get you 20-for-housetay People be able to get you you mind able to reach out and get shut
Starting point is 01:07:44 It's just like it it's not good. It eliminates so much of like what the human experience was for thousands of years is over. And we have no idea what the effects of it are going to be. And now this fucking AI shit coming into, it's like, it's like every 10 years, there's some society destroying technology. Yeah, I thought they were giving up on the AI chat after they turned it racist, like a year or so ago. Oh. And now it came back in a different way. And it's not people have AI writing stuff for them.
Starting point is 01:08:13 Yeah. Like that cart of potato guy I was talking about. Like they're messing around on some podcast. And he had AI write him a legal document. It was like three pages long, you know? But is that recognized by the law, is it? I think once it's signed, it's, you know. It was like three pages long, you know? But is that recognized by the law? I think once it's signed, it's, you know, it's signed into law. No, I mean, it's, it's, if it's a document, like a legal document,
Starting point is 01:08:33 Yeah, it's a contract. Oh, I don't know. I mean, that is going to change everything in the next 20 years. The deep fix to the deep fix. It's only like within the next five years you're gonna be like, I can't believe Wolf Lenkin said that. He sent Brian picture of his boss. I don't know. Like the deep fakes look good now.
Starting point is 01:08:54 Yeah, they look amazing now. Yeah, it's pretty fucking crazy. Is it worth one brain cell of you worrying about it though? I don't have kids, I know. Five kids I'd be worried. Okay, tell me why I should be worried, because I'm not worrying about it, because I'm like, if somebody else is problem, that's not my bitch. Right, but that's the somebody else you're talking about
Starting point is 01:09:14 is your daughters. That's what you're talking about. Why? Because they're problem. It's like they're the ones that have to live in this world. They're kids. And they're kids. Like not only- A world ones that have to live in this world. They're kids and their kids. Not only... A world where they...
Starting point is 01:09:26 I understand what you're saying, like, okay, where they can... They don't have to do any homework. They can just program a computer to do their homework, right? I'm saying we're not smart enough or experienced enough to know what the negative effects are going to be yet. Forget... forget... Terminator. If you're able to create realistic fucking girlfriends that say anything that you want to say, like, humanity's going to break down. Why the fuck, what do you mean? How many, how many relationships, how many years you think, how many generations
Starting point is 01:09:56 of this artificial intelligence do you think it is before somebody falls in love with chat, GPT, whatever the fuck's out out there and is able to have a relationship with this thing and then they then come to sex robots which i'm all for don't get me wrong i just like that all journal marie would want a ninety-three that fucking sex robots are in shape before i got i think they're i think the prototypes are out there right now
Starting point is 01:10:20 will play like your real dial types that and they think they're automated i'm talking to ones that can chat with talk to you and fucking get back to you, can can can can anticipate and get creative. You put them in the closet like Vicki if you felt like it. Yeah, all that shit's coming. Small wonder. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, there's a there's a reference for everyone.
Starting point is 01:10:36 I don't like it. I can't do it. I got that. Oh, yeah. Yeah, Vicki, Vicki the robot. Yeah, we I expect one of the best Halloween costumes ever saw at the cargo is this girl dressed like Vicki Oh really? Yeah, it's pretty close to the lights in the back of the panel Again, I haven't heard so why I should be have sleepless nights for my children because of because of the way
Starting point is 01:10:55 Well, you think the world's headed in a fine direction But is it no, but that's due to other things. I'm not worried about AI so much. Well, I just say I, and not just AI, I mean the whole, the whole arc of what we're doing right now just seems so anti-human. I know I wouldn't want to grow up in the world as it is now compared to what we had. Like let alone... Well, like your grandchildren say with rewritten books and re-imagined this. Yeah, but they read on that. Yeah, I can't get up for that, man.
Starting point is 01:11:31 I can't, like if they have to read a book that they probably don't want to read anyway and it has some words taken out, I don't think that they will be outraged. And I'm still... You can always get the original. I can't be outraged about that. I just can't, I can't get my... I think it's stupid. I can't get my dander up on the show like that. I think it's stupid, but I don't care about that. I think like, I don't be outraged about that. I just can't get my dander up on the shelf.
Starting point is 01:11:45 I think it's stupid, but I don't care about that. I think like, I don't know, man, I think that we don't know what the harmful effects of all this artificial intelligence are going to be. They're coming, like anybody who says, like, well, it's only positive to you, who man and they with that technology. That's what I was saying. But why? You don't see any way that that could be misused.
Starting point is 01:12:03 Look, it's been, we've been dealing with it since we were, since we were born. What do you mean? We've been dealing with the fallout of technology replacing human beings. How did you deal with that as a kid? Well, you've seen it. We've seen it.
Starting point is 01:12:22 My father was, you know, he, you know, he would turn the, he would turn the make up at Charles of the Ritz with a broomstick handle. I can't even say the same thing. Then they got a machine, a mixer. They used to have been better off. They got a machine. I replaced my a territorial They got the big mixing machine. Yeah, that eliminated his job right
Starting point is 01:12:49 And and now we we've dealt with that. Yeah, but the mixing machine didn't affect his mind It just made it find a different it just made it find a different level of work Made him he made him say that he had that he was replaced by a machine Like that definitely affected his, his, his, okay, now times that by a billion, with every job getting replaced and humans getting replaced. Yeah, we've been, this has been going on since we were, since, right?
Starting point is 01:13:16 Right, so we've been, so you're really just, we're really just, we're like, got a mode of industry. We saw the other industry go from life. We've seen this, you, you've been going on to make it like, this is just the natural order of things. But it's not the natural order of the industry go from life. You see this, you see it. It's been going on to make it like this is just the natural order of things.
Starting point is 01:13:26 But it's not the natural order of things. Technology. But it's not the natural order of things. All right, well, the technology is always going to advance. Well, you can't stop it. Well, desperately wants to know for a little just give it to you. But not all technology is good.
Starting point is 01:13:41 You would say the atomic bomb was a good fucking thing. I'd say the lot of lives. Did it? Yeah, it yeah say the lot of american lives at the end of a war that was wrapping up anyway we bombed the country full of babies and children with a nuclear weapon and you think that's cool like yeah no problem you think that it would have been what do you think the casualty american casualties would have been allied casualties would have been without that atomic i don't. I don't know I don't know the answer
Starting point is 01:14:07 But I do know that the cost like you don't think that there's a moral cost to Bombing an entire country of civilians. We're the only Continental start none won't be no I also grew that. I also grew that. Right. And that to the flag. That's right. That's right.
Starting point is 01:14:26 You know, it's not as if they didn't fucking, you know, what's the, like, the, the modern day of that, like, fuck around and find out, going on to find out. Obviously, in that state, America, no, I get that too. I get that too. And I, and I think it's, I think it's actually useless. And I have no, like, to look back and judge the actions of people in the past by, like, today's, I think people's actually useless. And I have no, like to look back and judge the actions of people in the past by like today's,
Starting point is 01:14:48 I think people, that's the lowest form of thinking. So, you know, you don't really wanna get into it. Especially when you're going back to like, you know, to the, when the country was founded. Well, I put like your, the moral compass of today, you know, you put, you get through the lens of. It's massibitor, you're always gonna win. 1776, you're always gonna win, you're, it's a, it's massive, it's always going to win. 76. You're always going to
Starting point is 01:15:06 win. You're always, it's a said masturbatory. I just said masturbatory. Like that word. Yeah. It is because like, you're not here. I'm going to go ahead and let us make the best. The best is in your defend
Starting point is 01:15:16 themselves and you don't know how you would have acted in that situation. So you're always right. It's it's it's the most righteous high horse moral, like it's just like. Like the moral, like it's just like, like the people, the people that are like, I never would have owned a slave.
Starting point is 01:15:28 I would have turned around and, I'd love to think that. I would love to think it too. I'd love to think that too, but it's just like, you're always gonna win when you're judging people who are dead during your years. You're just always.
Starting point is 01:15:38 So to me, it's just like, what's the fucking point? Just joke off, it's a mass mitori. But I don't know that I feel comfortable with the way technology is heading. Is heading. I think it's my husband's or, but I don't know that I feel comfortable with the way technology is heading. Is heading. I think it's separated everybody. And if you had kids, you'd be worried. If I had kids, I'd be really worried. I still haven't, have you heard,
Starting point is 01:15:52 but I still haven't heard what I should be worried about because I'm like, I don't wanna make, I don't wanna make, I really respect your opinion, but I haven't even once thought about this. But it's the unknown. It's like I can't even quantify it in a way
Starting point is 01:16:04 that'll make you work, because it's the unknown. And I guess just my view of the unknown. Are we talking about like world wars? Talking everything. We're talking about a financial collapses. Are we just talking about now people can make, can fuck. I wanna fuck an ape riding a turtle, you know, in a, in a, in, in Kisk makeupisk makeup and you put that in and then you get that picture
Starting point is 01:16:28 Come out of a computer now. That's what AI is what I thought AI you were the guy. Well now it is but like not not that's I'm saying you we don't know what this technology is gonna look like in five years I thought that was cool because I was like oh so I could just throw sure it is It is a humble jumble of words and I'm gonna get this fucking awesome picture back It's cool, but if you can't project how that technology's gonna look in 20 years, then, then don't worry about it. But going back into the past, though,
Starting point is 01:16:53 were we able to project how technology would play out 20 years into the future? Or do we just go like, let's see what happened? Cross our fingers. Well, obviously there's nothing we can do, don't worry, I don't think you should wear it well There's no point I keep saying the same five things over and over again. There's no way to say what it now I'm really worried because you won't tell me
Starting point is 01:17:16 There's no say what it is but like this faith that everything's gonna work out when it doesn't look like everything's working out You would have never been this guy before. I don't have kids, so I don't give a fuck. But you've never been so defeated, it sounds like. You don't think, I'm fine. I'm not gonna work out, you don't think. I don't think that the path that things,
Starting point is 01:17:37 I'm just looking, I'm sure it'll be fine. It'll be fine. You're lying to me. I was not trying to, we don't know what the effects of, I guess. That always sounds like the government. It's gonna be fine. It you're lying to me. I was not trying to, I was like, we don't know what the effects of, I guess it sounds like the government. It's gonna be fine. It's gonna be fine.
Starting point is 01:17:49 What do you want? If you don't think that the road we're on can go wrong. Oh, I do. But I don't, well, that's the world your kids are growing. They're sitting on this bomb. Okay, so my option is, and they're kids, yeah are my options as a father.
Starting point is 01:18:07 Yeah, you got to run for office. Oh, I either worry like a madman, you know, and put myself through a lot of mental stress, worrying and anxiety. Right. Be say like say, LaVee, you know, you're on your own. Yeah, I got mine. Yeah. Yeah. I got mine. Yeah. You know.
Starting point is 01:18:26 I'm talking to my kids. I'm talking to my kids. Yeah, I'm talking to my kids. I'm talking to my kids. I'm talking to my kids. I'm talking to my kids. I'm talking to my kids. I'm talking to my kids.
Starting point is 01:18:36 I'm talking to my kids. I'm talking to my kids. I'm talking to my kids. I'm talking to my kids. I'm talking to my kids. I'm talking to my kids. I'm talking to my kids. I'm talking to my kids.
Starting point is 01:18:44 I'm talking to my kids. I'm talking to my kids. I'm talking to my kids. I'm talking to my kids. I'm talking to my kids. Well, that was confusing. Do you think dad feels okay? Or do I go like, you know, this is the kind of stress that some people like, you know, they do horrible things. You know, I had to take out my family because, no, I know that you should do that. No, it's fine. Because things are going, are trending. I don't know what I'm talking about. I only have examples for you. Like, this is just a gut, it's not an educated thing.
Starting point is 01:19:05 But we've lived with wars over in other parts of the world. We've never lived with technology being so invasive in our lives like we do now. It's invasive. It's too much. And it's only gonna get worse and worse and worse. There's no way it's not gonna get worse. You agree with this?
Starting point is 01:19:21 I think so. Can you tell me why I should be worried though like what Why don't you say one tangible thing that I've that I can They're there to be because oh It's beyond a soul. There's nothing any of us can do about it Or something that I should be worried about though like like technology doing something are you talking about them going? Sky net No, I didn't want to use that example because, but that's also a possibility.
Starting point is 01:19:47 Sure. Why don't you want to use that? It's too terrifying. I just... I just... I think it's more serious than that. I think it's like a rot of the mind rather than a violence thing. Really? Yeah. So you don't see robots coming after us? I don't not see robots coming after us. I don't not see robots come after us, but I think that the bigger problem really is just the cost of all this technology on the human experience and the human soul.
Starting point is 01:20:12 Well, it does seem like I mean if you're to believe all these fucking people that you see in college or high school or TikTok or Instagram like that whole generation, like there's never been an unhappier generation Who has had more at their fingers and you think it's cooked because of all the social media? Thanks. Oh, I think I think people's expectations are so high now with everything like you want you live through the 70s And that's not like living through the fucking dust bowl, but like you live through the 70s It's like expectations work high about a lot of things, you know, you were just like all right You know, I live a sort of a more middle class lifestyle and that's the way things are. I'm not gonna be a fucking influencer. My dreams growing up were very simple,
Starting point is 01:20:53 just the family have a house that I can afford to pay, pay my bills, enjoy my life, get the fuck what I want. Yeah! Yeah! As a kid, that's what you're like, that's like, that would be it. That's all you need, like. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:21:11 That's it! Still all you need. And but now, yeah, I agree that I think there are expectations and things that like people aren't happy because that's not enough anymore. But damn, wow, Kew, you really put the... I just don't see if you brought the whole show down. I'm sorry. I mean, also, I don't know what I'm talking about. Like, it's just a gut feeling that things aren't gonna go right. And how long do you think we have before?
Starting point is 01:21:34 I don't know. You could be like... That's the thing, but that's my kind of big point is like, we just don't know what we're staring down the barrel. We've never been in this position before. We're in it and the people who are handling it are fucking morons. Like every, like, do you have faith in anybody that anybody's gonna last so all this shit and get it in the right direction? It's the unknown. The genius out of the bottle already is the problem. And I don't know, I'm just all gonna live with it.
Starting point is 01:22:00 Can I ask when, what was the point that made you think this way? Because I can say, I don't remember him being that he was very like positive, like optimistic, and I still am in a lot of ways, but I just think there's still living like the American exceptionalism dream. Yeah, well I still believe that, but I don't know. Something that like one thing that happened recently, that made me go like this, this fucking,
Starting point is 01:22:23 this AI shit lately is like, I'm'm looking at it like and I feel a little weird because I'm like does everybody see what I'm saying like this is crazy what's going on these machines are like able to mimic people like nobody sees that as a fucking step that's what I would do if I text wall to picture my balls something about to be in the eye but have you not seen these robots though that you guys are so worried about like they dance and they don't even dance well And if you fucking tip them over yeah, they're done And now okay now, but I'm not even
Starting point is 01:22:52 You know that's the generation like the first generation was like those dance and coke cans and cactus Now they're down flips Obonic like the dogs and they're doing flips, but at the end of the day, it's still stiff now and right now Talk to me in 10 years and you know what water Can like a what I fucking squirt can you know, but they have Steve sufferings Rust and and gears and water Why you don't think that any of that technology is going to increase as well. They're going to be using steam punk to make these robots.
Starting point is 01:23:29 Like they'll use, they're going to develop everything to, who's they? The people making these robots. The people that you're worried about. You don't think people are going to mess, mess robots at some point. Government. A couple, a company.
Starting point is 01:23:40 You don't think that'll ever happen. There won't be a company that comes out and mess produces robots. For public consumption where you can buy robots to... Like a Rosie, right? A robot made? Not now lifetime. Not now lifetime. Not now lifetime. What about your kids lifetime? Not on the level that you're worried about. What? Not on a level that you're worried about. Like maybe a robot that's like again, it can, oh you wanna lift up, you wanna lift some center box
Starting point is 01:24:11 and bring it over, you know, from point A to point B. Yeah, maybe. But I don't think we're gonna see robots. It's done. It's done. It's done. Yeah. I don't think you're going to see robots
Starting point is 01:24:22 that you are worried about. But I'm not really worried about it. It's okay. I don't care. It doesn't matter to me what happens after I die. Well, I'm saying it's like you guys, you guys with kids like you don't know what's going to happen. You could say that and I could sit here and say the opposite but we don't know what's going to happen.
Starting point is 01:24:42 But something's going to happen. I can't worry about it though. Like I got other things to worry about or like in that little circle that like yeah If you like you said you were we're not built we're not worry about these big things that like we can't control I knew I could worry about it and like you know Really put myself through the ringer and I really can't do anything about it. I guess it's not that we can do about it Right that's why I got to focus on the small stuff. Like we'll rub really come through with that double peak rider.
Starting point is 01:25:08 Tell him Steve Dave.

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