Tell Em Steve-Dave - #555: I Wanna Be Tough

Episode Date: April 24, 2023

Frank 5 eats a whole bunch of clams. Q and Troy embarrass Bry in front of Bruce Campbell. Is Bry being too old school about Sage’s fashion?

Are you talking about the fuck? You mean what makes you more... Yeah! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!

Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Not you. Yeah, I chew and then I swallow.

No. But you know, it's like, am I going to have enough time to still do everything that I want to do? There's so many more camearts to this. There's a leases on your fucking spending it then. Oh, waste. Jesus. That's a waste. Tell him, Steve, Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell them Steve Dave.

Hey, Walt. Hey, and hey, oh, wait, cue. What happened? Rough night. Frank five is here. He was out on a road trip with his big bro. And again, we're on YouTube. Well, and this time we're trying something a little different. We're going to see how people like it. We're doing a split screen this time as opposed to like cutting back and forth. Because some people said like they want to see our reactions when you're being dismissive

with us over overall. Okay. Just like see and shit like that, you know, split screen. Split screen. Yeah, so it'll be like top and bottom. So you'll be able to see our reactions. So give some good reactions, Frank. Yeah, there you go.

I want to be on top. So go to YouTube and our, our sign up for our channel at TESD Town. And I just put up a video of a prank that I played on Sage. Yes. Frank superstar. This is karma.

That was karma. It's pretty good. It's pretty fun. So. Right. Super star. No, it's pretty good. It's pretty fun. So we'll pop this up. If you're listening to this on audio, we're going to put this on YouTube. It'll probably go up right around the same time. So if you'd rather watch it, then do that. Frank, yes, how many clams did you eat? Did you see that picture? All those clams?

Yeah, I'm hoping like, so are we able to like throw up a picture in the video? Throw up. Yeah, sure Of the of the text we got informing us that Frank had eaten over 100 clams It was 140 40. Yeah, I was up to 144 it was well, you know, then Mary was kind of like well I don't know if it's 144 she goes I was counting like right around 120 So it was either way it was well over 100 and it was disgusting. That was her words, not mine. That the first time you've ever eaten a hundred clams

once sitting? It's the first time I counted. So I've eaten a lot before but I never really counted as I was eating them. But they just kept bringing them so I was like getting really excited and they worked clearing the table. So it was like just I kept putting these empty shells next to me and they were just filing iron, iron, iron. I wanted to redeem myself from my last eating adventure. But that hasn't come out yet, though. So I can't reference that. I mean, it can't just know what the fuck you're talking about. But does it clam smell like it looks? Well, yeah, I guess it does. And does it taste like it smells?

It's all fishy and nasty. It was a sandwich. It was a sandwich. It was a sandwich. Yeah. You know what I think it is? I think because it is dipped in butter, you don't really taste it.

It just tastes like you're eating like butter, like fleshy butter, butter dipped flesher. Well, do you chew it or do you just like swallow it down? Not chew. Yeah. Yeah, I chew and then I swallow. Now, let's say your, your doctor was to walk in to the restaurant. Okay.

Or wherever you're reading this on a doc, I can't write it. I was in a, I wasn't fishing. I was in a buffet. I was in a buffet. I was in a buffet. See, you're a doctor walked in and he's like, oh, Frank, good to see you. Would you tell him, you're on a lady? This is a 125th clam doc. Would you like be more discreet and be like, I'm that's my salad over there. No, I would probably tell them. And then he would probably be like, this is why your numbers are the way they are. And this is why you're gaining weight

and you probably walk out. Could you get mercury poisoning? If you like. I saw somebody posted something or somebody reached out to me and said something about mercury poisoning. I never thought of that until that person mentioned it. So I don't know, can you? No, I'm like, Frank's eyes won't weigh up here.

They're one down here. Now, do they not fill you up after the 75th claim that's not like that? You're like, I'm still hungry. You know what? They were little neck clams. So they were much smaller than the regular clams. So they weren't filling me. In fact, the only reason it's going to make me sound like a glutton, but the only reason I even gonna make me sound like a glutton, but the only reason I even stopped was because I wanted to try the roast beef

and all the other food that they had there too. Where was this plate? Was this was a restaurant? Oh, we got a restaurant. It was awesome. It was the Mount Erie Casino in Pennsylvania. So you were down in Pogos? Yes.

Yeah. It's probably just still in business after you took them for everything they had. Yeah, really? And then afterwards, and then I wanted the slots after too. The clam industry took a big hit. It went any money. I want a heart and $35. It's a joke, right? Yeah. Limit large. Now, the polka dose is not close to you. It's like three hours. Everything's three hours for me. So not close. And you're here again this weekend. Yeah. In Jersey. In Jersey. Yeah. I'm curious to find out because Walt was like, yeah, Frank's coming down and I'm never told about this.

I'm never invited to the reindeer games between you two, probably because Walt's like he's not going to want to walk around a fucking flea market all day. But like, what are you here for this weekend now? So this weekend, very simple is there's only three camearts left in the world. Okay. And one of them is in New Jersey.

Sorry. Furries in Frank. So, suck it. Nobody wants to go to them. So we're going to check out the one of us remaining K-Mart's. And this is where in Jersey? I'm not sure. Oh, it's up north.

It's an hour and a half away. It's an hour and a half north of here. Yeah, that's not bad. That's nothing. I thought of you Because you told me last weekend you cue and Troy went out You went to go see Bruce Campbell. We went to see Bruce Campbell. Yeah And that's the difference when you become friends with VQ and you become friends with me. Why do I get an insult? when you become friends with VQ and you become friends with me. Why do I get an insults? No, no, it's like, it's just like if Frank had started pal around with Q, he'd be going

to see me Bruce Campbell. He would do a lot cooler shit than going to the last operating fucking came. Right. So last week when we went to see Bruce Campbell, I'll tell a little story, but eventually it turned out that we went on the tour bus with Bruce Campbell and we were doing shots and shit like that. Can I compare that to stopping by friendlies after we visit Kmart, look around and we're like, well, we don't want to buy any of this shit. Why are we even here? Did we mention to that we're going to come back here and see the hockey game? You're going to watch a hockey game here in the office.

Yeah, you didn't mention that. You might as well not have. Now, sweet and the deal. Now this, this little dig about why don't get any of your updates on the reindeer games? Well, I don't hear anything about the Bruce Campbell. So reindeer games, not Ranger games. I said, Ranger, Ranger games. Ranger games.

You don't get any updates. I think it though updates about the Bruce Campbell. Because what happens is like, Hey, well, you want to go to the Prudential Center? Yeah. You want to go to New York to the birthday party? Eventually, people are like, he's just gonna say, you know, I mean, you've got a history of fucking going like fucking bowing out in the middle of a fucking road trip going home. That's true. Not a history of like, what's going to prove you in the go? History ended once. Okay, one, I was fucking so sick.

You wouldn't want to be here too. My kid was graduating. I think those are okay. Now, we off because there wasn't extra ticket. Four. There wasn't extra ticket for Bruce Campbell because what happened was it was me Troy Mary Beth and Q we were gonna go see the show Q was texting with Bruce Campbell and Bruce Campbell was like Hey, do you want to be part of this show? So Q was like, okay

So now we have an extra ticket which was offered first to Joe DeRosa who turned it that first used fucking cry Maybe like a belly aching and shit that it wasn't offered to him in the first place And then once it't offered to him in the first place. And then once it is offered to him, he said, yes, and then he belled out. So we eventually gave it to Merrill Troy's wife. And so we get this long, long ride. I pick up Q, it took Merri Beth and I probably two and a half hours to get there. That's nothing.

Yeah, it does seem like nothing, but I'm just like, I hate being in a car for more than two hours. It sucks. So essentially what we're gonna do is we're gonna meet up with those with Troy and his wife. We're gonna hang out, go get something to eat and then we'll go to the show afterwards. So that's what we do.

We go to the first place as fucking, and this is like a really reminding me of when Kevin first started, like people recognizing him, where it's like, you can't really go out and public and be like, hey, I'm hanging out with this person because they're so busy taking pictures and glad handing and talking that you're like, this is a real, I don't feel like I'm really hanging out with Q. I did feel like I was hanging out with Troy though. So we go over to the show and we get our pictures taken in shit with Bruce Campbell. And then after that,

that's when we went out to the tour bus to hang out. We did a shot with Bruce Campbell, which is, we were texting Joe to roast, and we were like, you fucked up man. You could be in the tour bus right now. So we hang out and do that. And then we watch the show.

Now, all of that seems like pretty regular, right? But it was, those two were not, I think they made a fucking blood oath to not be sober for the whole night, Troy and Q. So they were really like tipsy the entire time. And it's like, you know what? People's true personalities come out when they're drunk

or they've been drinking, Troy is and Q are such fucking fanboys that I really cute. Yeah, oh my god, you want to believe it. They were super excited to go. Like it was interesting to go on the bus, but if like I hadn't, I would have been fine. I would have just went to my scene sat down. I would have been no big deal. But they were like giddy and talking about Bruce and wouldn't stop fucking Raven about Bruce. And you would think that was like when it got, when it was the worst. But then we move on after the show, we move on to this restaurant that we had actually stopped for a drink, had a drink before and then the guy was like, come back, come back.

So we went back afterwards. Now Q is really like half in the bag and Troy's not far behind him. I was like, they're off talking to people. I was sitting there with Mary Beth and Troy's wife at the table and I said, I just read about this Mr. Beast, he's a popular YouTuber and his sidekick,

who has a wife and kids, decided he wanted to transition. He's gonna go transgender. And so I said to Troy's wife, I was like, what if he did that? Like would you be able to, I'm trying to talk about anything, I mean, it's so loud in this place. And there's so many people, I'm like, I don't know. You know, I didn't really,

it wasn't great. And it was raining outside, so we couldn't really stay on top. Yeah, and break out the little house in the prairie combos. I was too loud. Nobody would, I mean, even if they could hear me. But so when I stayed that, I was like, would you, you know, would you stay with Troi if you transition? She's like, I thought he was gay. She goes. The listen to this. She was like, when Troy and I first started dating, she was like, I seriously thought that he was gonna come out in any minute.

She was like, him and his friends were so busy playing grab ass all the time. Like, I couldn't believe it. Which, what's that? Is that a video game? Or is that really? No, I wish it was a video game. Only if you film it.

Yeah. I think she's being very literal. Really like just like slap. Smacking each other on the butts. Smacking on the butts, goosening each other. We're gonna do that a key Mart tomorrow. No. No, no, no, no, no.

Under where I'll. No. No. No. No, I was like really? And she's like, oh yeah. No. I, that's, that's me.

You look at him now. Yeah, because that's really, it seems like a man's man. Oh, I think, I know. He's the manliest man I know, I think. It's like, like, like, like him and Dave Windorfer, like, fucking, like they go and steal Cage Match. I don't know who's coming out.

Yeah. I didn't, but you're telling me that, that's on Patreon next month, by the way, Windows shirtless cage match window our first Troy. Yeah, I would have thought the same. I was blown away when she told me that and then I I'm like, Look, he's he's in his mid 40s like we all go through we all go through that midlife crisis type thing You know you buy a sports car or you know, you go out and get a girlfriend. But with Troy, I'm like, what if he re-verts to some kind of primal state, you know?

And he's like, we're hanging out, we're talking to Bruce Campbell. And next thing you know, he's goosing me and pinching me. You know? Like, it's a concern. I don't know when he's gonna fucking snap. And he's so big, I mean, you know,

you got a lot of him do it. Yeah, like if I'm like standing there and he just jumps, you know, you got a lot of them do it. Yeah, like if he if I'm like standing there and he just jumps on my back, you got a lot of finish. Mm-hmm. It was a college thing. Kind of a choice. You think so? A fratty kind of thing. Mm-hmm. Where the where the guys. Where they're like they're constantly like lickin' each other's balls or doing something gay. Where they're playing gay twister. Like these hazing things that they like, yeah, they like these hazing things that that frat guys get into.

They're always doing something, Gabriel. They always are like, you have to be naked to do this. Let's do all so. I think what college, like, would you watch? What about a gizco? I think you're watching just a gay porn note. I was setting a college. I don't think it was a real frown.

Is that what it was? Yeah. Because there's no way that they're making the underclassmen like, do they fucking kids die from hazing rituals and shit. Yeah. Yeah. They're making them do even to this day somebody just died.

They like they did something they like put an air all over his whole body. Now they were like involved. Oh, but I kind of made that up a little bit. A little bit. But you've heard of the juicier. You've heard of like the frack eyes all like gather around one big cookie and they all jerk off and they come on the cookie Isn't that what limp biscuit is all about?

I that's what limp biscuit means. I heard of the cookie come on the cookie and then the last person the come has to eat it He's the he's been on a college campus for how many years? Eight years now. Have you heard of any a shit like this Frank? Why the corner your mouth quick? I've heard it I don't know if it's really going on, but I heard about it when I was in college. People would say, oh, you know, that's what cookie is. I mean, I don't know anybody that ever parked looking at, but I think these are urban myths. I don't think so, man.

Can you imagine Nolan? Ty Phillips directed a movie called Frat House back in the, I think it was back in the early 90s. Extremely difficult to find. And it really does hammer home like the toxic masculinity, Frat Boy behavior, we got fight. Yeah, it's really interesting,

but not widely available. And it sort of shows like what the Frat Life is like. I never got that because it's like, they're making you do all these crazy things to prove yourself as being worthy to be friends with somebody. I mean, is there anybody that you would want to be friends with enough that you would lick balls? Not lick balls, but I think we all fucking are desperate for the attention of one man that we do shit. Well, it's like, lick balls. I feel like if it's like, yeah, the new patron shows called lickicking balls. I'm like, I guess that's what we're doing.

Like, that's from licking balls. No, he's not going to do it. He's just going to get us to do it. I'll change his rules midway. He's got to lick more balls now. You didn't get the tape. There's a world of difference between like, he and a hot dog off a belt and actually put a tongue to two fucking scrotum. There's no there's not even say even close. I guess there's not it's not even close. Like you said, I think that it's aware of the kiss mask reviewing music. You hate not nearly as bad as I can. I wouldn't want to be in that fraternity.

Though, who would it? It's on the planet. I would be like like once he told me this is what you got to do, I would be like, okay, I don't know. I'll be in the car. I'm dropped. I don't really like cookies. Yeah, I'm a college dropout immediately.

Right. You know, moved out. Do you think we can get Jimmy to cookie? Yes. Jimmy the hair. No, he can't eat shit. Oh, that's true. Jimmy the hair. No, he can't eat shit. Oh, that's true.

You're right. I don't think he need half a cookie salty. Come on, Jimmy. We're going to be salty. I will say this about Jimmy. I saw on Instagram the other day. I saw a post and it was about Jimmy the hair guy and there was like one or two people that were sort of ragging about him.

No, feel like, come on, man. Like you don't have to give every fucking oddball you find a show. So which I say, like, look, we don't add people often, but when we do, there's always a value to these people. And there is a value to a guy who's so fucked up that he would spend $2,000 on another man's hair. And then you're like, okay, he's fucking covered from head to toe and tats. Okay, he's this weird collector. Okay, he looks like he hasn't changed his clothes since 1995. You know, they're so dated. But I'm like, this is a valuable guy. Like you have to see that.

I think that comes from jealousy. Someone who posted that is like, like they want to have their own show. Right. Why not me? Yeah. Why do you mean the hair? And I get it. I get it. But that's jealousy. That's the green monster. Is that what they call the green? The one I monster. Yeah. The green I monster. Yeah. One I monster. I was just a little bit afraid Mary with.

Mary as I say it. But yeah, that's our weekend. If you're interested though, we're going to But yeah, that's our weekend if you're if you're interested though. We're going to Came art the last operating came art new Jersey Maybe we'll look for a flea market while we're up there in indoor one and then we got rushback like madmen To get for the game to game, but you know, I'm not really looking forward to the game Well, that much it's they've taken a pounding so it's probably just watching and be like watching a funeral right Yeah, that's how I'm fine So it's probably just watching and be like watching a funeral. Right. Yeah. Sounds like fun.

I might consider it if I can find assets, so I can dose everybody in the car and then we go to Kmart. Everybody's tripping. This is the best place to go. Why do we need asset to go? We're fucking go and we don't need asset to go. No, but once you're there, you'll enjoy it more because of all the colors. We'll be, we'll be enjoying every minute of it.

You will. That's what I don't understand. The straight-up shit I do not get. We're going to live vicariously through Mary because this is her favorite store. So watching her just walk through and look at all those piles of cheap shoes and shoes. And most of them in the aisles because like they stop putting shit on the shelves five years ago.

So you know, that's going to bring us happiness is watching the smile on her face. I think this is the the shelves five years ago. So, you know, that's gonna bring us happiness. Is watching the smile on her face. And I think this is the first thing since we've been paling around that, like, that we're doing that she wants to do. It seems like she just comes along for the ride and it's been the story of my life. She's just, she's hooked herself to my way again.

I'm so happy to do this because, you know. Yeah, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, was Deb begging you to go to all these auctions and malls and all this shit back in the day. No, she didn't want to go. She went a lot because you want to go. I want to go. But like, I'm certainly not interested in a came or I'm only interested in what the funny has. What's it, what's it going to go? Yeah, I know. The last one, there's a certain novelty or oddity to it. Right.

To going to the last operating came art because it's almost like, you know. It's historic. Yeah, don't you think? It's not gonna be there forever. It may not even be there by the end of the weekend, so we better get up there right up there. I actually think it's gonna be my show. I'm gonna make sure it's gonna be there tomorrow.

Yeah, there's one in New Jersey Then there's another one in New York close by like Stanton Island long Island one of the islands I guess right and then the third one is in Florida. Okay, we're hoping there's a one of the the old-fashioned lunch and end in there To so we're gonna have lunch. Oh the diner. Yeah We can roll we're not Bruce Campbell Yeah, we can roll. We're not Bruce Campbell. Stubberus Campbell level. Yeah. But one of these things is not like the other. There's just say it out loud.

It's just me getting the Bruce Campbell thing. So Q was in preacher mode. He's like, he goes from like, oh, these people around here, give him a couple drinks and then he's in the thick of it. He's in the middle of all these and it was a very young crowd. Like most of these people were probably no older than 24. Like they were all young. So he and Troy go in and they throw themselves into the mix. And then his wife went with him to me and me and Mary, but it was just so loud. We went outside. We were kind of hanging out. But then I guess Marlowe, you know, his wife

was a little bit lit too. Follow Marlowe's cookies on Instagram. She was a little bit lit too. Follow Maraels Cookies on Instagram. She was a little bit lit too. So, Q's preaching to this one guy, like, oh wait, first this was fucking funny. Oh, this was really funny. We, so when we were doing shots with Bruce Campbell, he had all these plastic cups. They were like, I don't know, like beer cups or some.

Yeah, like food service cups. So he pours us drinks in them, and you know, we drink the drinks. I wasted probably 95% of the tequila. I'm like, I am not drinking this. I gotta drive home. Like it was like that much. It was like a quarter of a bottle.

Yeah, pure tequila. I was like, no fucking way. You drank it, right? I had a... Yeah, I had a talk into the mic. We can't have conversations with people across the room. Don't worry about her. Stop talking to her.

Yeah. But so Q was very like, he carried his cup around conversations with people across the room. Don't worry about her, stop talking to her. Yeah. But so Q was very like, he carried his cup around and he drank the rest and then he was like, enamored with the cup. He's like, who's Campbell gave me this cup? Like, I'm keeping this man, I should keep this right? He's going and we're like, yeah, you should keep it. So.

Is that not been beaten out of him by now? I don't know, I don't know. How is that not, like how is that just been beaten out of him by now? I don't know, I don't know. How is that not, like, how is that just that whole aspect of like, I mean, it must be the alcohol. Right, it's gotta be, yeah, listen, it's a social lubricant, right? Yeah. So, so Q's carrying this cup around,

and he's getting his drinks in this cup now. And earlier, when we went to the restaurant the first time, every all the staff took pictures with Q and they're all excited and shit and like, all guys, all these guys were getting the one girl that worked there was like, that he was like, why don't I take a picture with that girl? She's hot no interest in him. I didn't care at all. It was all guys. So when we go back to the restaurant and Q's walking around this cup and he puts it on the bar. And Mary Beth and I are like, let's walk away from the bar. It's too crowded. Let's go sit at a table over there.

So when we walk away, Mary Beth takes Q's cup and we go sit across the room. And then we see Q like looking for it. He's lost his cup. What? There was a moment of time where... Talking to the mic. God damn it. You believe this shit? I go over embarrassing. Yeah. What? There was a moment of time where... Talking to the mic, Goddamnit! You believe this shit?

I go over embarrassing! Yeah, embarrassing. I've never heard you looking like you're embarrassing. There was some time between though he didn't realize it was gone. Right, there was a little bit of time that he didn't realize it was gone. But then when he does realize it's gone, he's looking around. I'm like, stop. Robert cut that part out, okay.

Um, he's looking around for the cup. Mary Beth has it. We're like, always looking for the cup. He can't find it. And he's looking all over and you see him talking to staff and shit. The next thing you know, you see the staff like feverishly, like as if it's somebody's lost child looking all over the place for this fucking cup the cues lost. And then they're like, they pull the garbage. Is this like a solo cup? No, no, it's like a plastic cup like a, like,

you know, you go to Disney and you get a souvenir cup. But I said like what to have like a beer on the side of the name of some company. Yeah, food service company. It was, it wasn't like a beer on the side of the name of it or some company. Yeah, food service company. Yeah, it was, it wasn't like a, it wasn't like Bruce Bruce, Bruce Campbell's face. No, it was nothing like, it was just a cup. And what's in front of you, but just a little bit. It was plastic, it was plastic, but like I have as much attachment to that cup

as I do to the one Bruce Campbell, okay? Q is not the wet that way. So then we're watching Q and he's looking around, he's talking to the staff, and the staff's looking all over the place, and then they pull out this huge garbage can. And the one kid like plunges his arm down into it, like first they look at top,

then he plunges his arm down to it. He's like fishing around in the garbage can, he pulls it out, he's got mustard, all the more it's arm. What Q even wanted then? Yeah, oh, he wanted it out, he's got mustard. Oh, it's arm. What, what, what, can you even want it then? Yeah, oh, he wanted it. He wanted it. And then like, I think Troy and his wife

both worked in restaurants at one point and they thought that what's Mary Beth and I were doing was a little bit too sadistic for the, for the staff. Like they thought it was mean that we were having them dig through the garbage. So like Troy went over and it was like, have it like Mary Beth and Brian have the cup and Q was said to the city of the pew say I'm sorry my friends are assholes But that's funny the fact that they would like just hop to it and like look for if I was like I lost my cup

Where is it? They would be like You're 86 get the fucking they would give a shit at all, but Q, I'm telling you, he was like, he lost his child in there, or he lost his wallet or something the way they're digging around for this fucking garbage. Total garbage. Remember, was it when we were on that trip, the Grand Canyon trip? Didn't you lose your wallet? I've never had a wallet in my life.

I was going to say, you have a wallet. Because we had a wall away back to the restaurant. We were calling. It was my life. I was gonna say you had a wall. Because we had to go all the way back to the restaurant. We were calling. It was my phone. Oh, the phone. What's the same thing? It was a wall. All right, remember you lost your phone

and you called the person and they didn't even walk over to the, he goes, we were sitting in this booth, you know, can you go and check and they didn't even walk over to the booth over to the booth. To see if it's phone was really good. We had to drive back to the place. You just had to come back and look. We can't look for it.

We don't have time to work. So that's the difference. And here you go. That's the difference. We still have a difference. So I thought that was really funny, but then Troy's wife had a couple. And this guy that Q was talking to,

Q was in like, I've lived, like this kid's like 20 years old. You know, I'll get a girlfriend until you're 30. Do this, do that. And he's chute like chewing this kid's ear. He's, he's will not let this kid go. And the kids like, I want to, you know, he's like, I've been singing since I was two. I want to be a music producer, all this other shit. So he walks away at a certain point. And Troy's wife is like, sing me a song. And he's like, what? And she's like, yeah, sing for me.

You said you can sing, sing. I want you to prove yourself she's going. She's going. She fucking harassed this kid. And not whatever a self-esteem cue built up was immediately eroded by Merrill's treatment of this kid. She goes, you're never gonna make it. If you can't sing a song for me, you'll never make it.

He's never gonna make it. He's gonna, I'm like, talk to Josh. Yeah, you suck, she kept saying, you suck, man. And the kid was like, okay. You sure Troy is gonna want this in. It's too bad, man, this is life. This is why things go.

Oh, no. I'm not, I'm not. I'm not, I'm not. Sorry, Troy. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. What's on the record is saying, I might not believe this in if I had final cut. That was funny. Yeah, it can't be funny, but.

But the kids are bartenders. So he knew, like the kids are bartenders. So he knew, like, I'm used to dealing with people who had had one too many. You know, so that's that was it. It's just like, she had had one too many. Okay., so that's that was it. It's just like she had had one too many. Okay. She's a fun drunk though. I like her.

Like she was at the wedding and she was drunk there. She was really fun. She was a lot of fun. I love her wedding. I think she's awesome. Yeah, she was like dancing a lot like at the wedding. I remember and even if nobody else was dancing, she was just dancing in the dance floor by herself.

Yeah. Yeah, she was funny. Yeah. Let me see here. Oh, wait. Yeah, you're our second guest. So yeah, I wanted a new direction of TSD. So you're following Joe DeRosa. Joe DeRosa.

So this is the thing. So it's taking a nose dive already. That's what I'm hearing. Because the news are way down. No, no, I thought this is great. You're, I mean, I've got a little Joe the roast is pretty fucking sweet. I, I think so.

I don't know how sweet everybody else is going to think it's, it's going to be, but I mean, you know, I didn't get to ask Joe my questions. So I didn't. Maybe I could ask. I saw some criticism that Q and I were like a little bit too vocal and didn't give you a chance to speak. Yeah, not at all. No, it just didn't, it didn't come up naturally, but like I had, because I've seen some critiquing of TSD is that we don't know how to

do interviews. Right. Like we don't know how to do it. Like that's not our forte. Stick to what, you know, you're not Joe Rogan. Oh, no, no, no, very much check our bank account. Am I Joe Rogan? Well, that's what I was. We don't have the interviewing skills of a Joe Rogan. Of course, we don't. It's our friend. He's hanging out with us assholes. That's the fucking way it goes. It's like, it's not going to be a straight. So Joe, how did you get into comedy? Let's keep this dry and fucking boring as fuck. But those were comments being thrown around before the episode even dropped. Oh, like they have face in us. They did have it. So when they saw the interview, they were like, see,

I don't know about that. But I had some questions for Joe. Let me do a quick and read person. Then we'll get into these questions. I think they applied to Frank five. Sure. I'm being one. Did you first know you were funny? Never. Okay. Now, while you're going to be very excited about this, the sponsor, Tiger Logistics, TYGER, is an independent and owned freight company. Freight? Yep. I love talking freight.

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This is an ant. And they might need a spokesperson. You might not be able to get that much money. But like, you're on the side of every chuck and be like, they're the only ones that could handle my load. Oh, I would love that. Yeah. It might be fired from that position though,

if like, you know, if somebody reports it. No, I'm tired of it. Yeah. It might get fired from that position though if, like, you know, if somebody reports it, like, I'm telling you now they can't fire me. They can't fire me. Let me tell you, if they haven't fired me yet, they're not going to some of the stuff I've done. Really? Wow. We want to hear about that, Frank.

Well, we got to wait for the likes aren't hot. Man, the core of the next one to three or I always You know dreamed of working in a you know for a shipping company like that Me too, but I don't want to work in the the warehouse. I want to deliver stuff to people want to be like Here's your stuff and they're like oh, thank you and they're happy Don't come sometimes they might even give you a tip. I feel like duck afternoon. I think that that's yeah You're there's too much responsibility because you know for me Yeah, cuz you're gonna be the one on the front lines, you know, it shows up and you deliver and you want to create it and it's damaged, who's going to hear about

it you, you know, regardless of if you didn't do the damage or not, but like, you know, just working in the, you know, with the guys in the warehouse, you know, with your, with your, that's a blue collar manly job. Yeah, with your name on your shirt. We're on the above this, the pocket. That's what I've always wanted to do. I wonder if I wonder if Tiger could just like maybe just like a temporary position to see if I like it. Well, how about you just get the shirt Tiger consented some shirts with our names and broiler. That would be awesome. That I would love. It could go work there for a day. Oh, I would forget, give it more than a day. I did it. I love that job. I was a delivery person for a company and I loved it.

I imagine you're also not going to be delivering by yourself either. You're probably a two person. Why? Why? What kind of go on? If something is... That's maybe Christmas time, but regular season. I think if something needs to be free, it's rather large then. You're not delivering like boxes and shit. They're big loads. You've got to handle big loads. Right. Mary Beth, you should work for him.

I'm more complimenting myself out of here as a load stealer. Sure, my eyeball. So what do you got stealer. I'm sure my eye roll. So what do you got for Frank? Let's ask him some shit. Well, I mean, what I had for Joe. Are these rolling? Not really for Frank. I didn't.

What makes Joe de Rosa tick? Well, what makes Frank tick? What makes, or you can speculate on what you make sure. Or what makes sure, because we heard the pot on the way down. And I want to hear what makes me tick. Yeah, what makes you? It's ketamine and child porn. Is that what they're got?

Don't even joke about that for me. Um, just joking. Just I know we're on video now. Just joking. I don't know. Uh, I think what makes me tick, I'm somebody who, I think I'm a loyal person. I think I, I enjoy living in the moment. I like to have fun. Um, I'm somebody who I think I'm a loyal person. I think I enjoy living in the moment. I like to have fun.

I'm not. This is not a job interview. Yeah. All right. Well, I'm a hard worker. I handle big loads. It's like a weakness. This is, this doesn't, none of those answers apply

to what makes you tick though. That's really exciting. Yeah, like what could you excited? You know how it makes you tick? Not being like, oh my God, I'm so fucking loyal. I don't know that. I mean, what get you excited? You know how it makes you tick? Not being like, oh my God, I'm so fucking loyal. I don't know that. I mean, what makes me tick? Like, I don't even know how to answer that.

Like, I don't know. I don't know. All right, let's hear what's next one then. Joe DeRosa at no point was like, I don't know. What keeps Joe DeRosa up at night? What keeps Joe DeRosa slash Frank five up at night? From Bryce at it's even that. He can neighbor's windows. What keeps me up at night from Bryce at it's even a peeking neighbors windows.

What keeps me up at night. I'm just not a sound sleeper. I just I text people. I you're I talk. All right. What the fuck? All right. You mean what makes me worry?

Yeah. All right. I you know what just me up at night. I'm going to tell you worry. I worry about the way the world is going. I am afraid of the fact that I'm getting older, like I look in the mirror, here we go. Is this what you wanted?

This is what you needed, that you just want to exploit. You're not gonna get it. That exploit. I'm like texting like a 15 year old girl. That's not an answer. I wonder what Troy's doing. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, yeah. Like I'm worried about all that stuff. texting like a 15 year old girl. I wonder what Troy's doing. Yeah, like I'm worried about all that stuff. Like, you know, now, you know, I'm 50 years old.

And it's like I look in the mirror and now you start facing your own mortality. You know, that stuff keeps me up at night. Do I have enough? I have enough. 50. Yeah. Well, it's happened. God, it started happening back in my 40s.

But you know, it's like, am I gonna have enough time to still do everything that I wanna do? There's so many more K-Mart stages. There's a leases on your fucking spending it then. Oh, wait. Jesus. If every day is if it's your last, all right, let's go to K-Mart.

What did I question? It's one of the last ones. You're tossing and turning about these big life And you know moments that you're having. Yes, I'm like, you know, you know, that maybe something more like an off-beat and then it came artists is Should be on the horizon then right? I guess I don't know you were going to go when I mentioned it before You were going to go when I mentioned it before. I'm not still going home, but I'm not twisting. I don't know. Maybe it's going to, you know, why don't we go protest something

that went to the incident again? I came here. All right. You want the next one? I guess. Who is Frank five celebrity crush? Oh, that's easy. I have two.

Joe DeRose, no. Salma Hayek. And he's dogma, right, no. Salma Hayek. And she's dogma, right? Yeah. Salma Hayek. I'll take any Salma Hayek. Take care, Salma Hayek. I'll take care of you. Yeah, she is.

And I can't, I'm gonna butcher the name. She's on Modern Family. The, Oh, the, the Sofia Viraga. Sofia Viraga. Yeah, I'll get her. I'll get her. Yeah, Those are my two celebrity crushes. You like the foreign lassies huh?

Yeah, I like you know, like one baby got back. Yes, I do in front. Yeah Yeah, does it does it does it does Miss five know this she's in the room does she know that these are celebrity crushes? No, we never talk about anything like this. We never talk about anything good. I don't even know. Do you have a celebrity crush, Ms. Five? You're very... Yeah.

Yeah, you're very... I can't... I can't run around. I can't report back. You don't have to come all the way over to see, though. But does it bother Mrs. Five that both of your celebrity crushes are Latinx and she's about as white as the driven snow. I don't know does it bother you? No, doesn't bother you think there's no chance. We'll see about that.

Who do you think you could win over Sofia Vagara or Selma? If I had any chance, any chance, and you're trying to win them over Who do you think you got a better shot with? Sophia. Yeah, because Selma I think is married to like a billionaire. Oh, okay. So there's I have no shot. Yeah, Sophia probably has hardly any money, right? I would imagine that she would look at me and my 19 you know my 1980 Delorean and she'd be like to say I'm gonna get that how quickly does the Delorean drop happen in the when you're talking to her before I even introduced myself

I'm wearing the shirt It's all coming up Frank Maybe she wants to go to K-Mart No wait, she does she does have a fucking celebrity crush. Didn't she say something about that guy in law and order once? Did she I think Jerry or Bach what no? Yeah, Jerry orbock Oh Mary no the other guy he's still on it. Christopher Maloney. That's who she mentioned I you know what? I thought it was that prince that moved to America. I love how you guys know so much about my wife And I don't know I don't know if she's ever come out and said it but I always just

Suspect it that she was into the princes because she's so into the royal thing. There's no other reason to be that into it unless you're like, I really like Kenny's Q, he's dreamy. You could be right. I want to be, I want to be Prince Charles's tampon. Because you know what, she gets very like argumentative over the Meghan Markle thing.

Like if I say, It was one married to Meghan Markle. Prince Harry. Yeah, that's the one I think because she she was very like protective of him. She does she talk shit about Meghan Markle. She was talking shit about it. I was like, oh, you know, I don't think she's all that bad. Yes, she is. And she did this. Like, it's fine. I don't ever see something about the royals. It always makes me think of Mrs. Five and it always lowers my estimation of her just a

little. I'm like, she's so cool. How is she into this stupid shit? Cool. Oh, good. Like I really like your wife a lot. She's nice. But the royal stuff, I'm like, I don't get it.

Well, she's a huge fan. You guys have a lot to talk about of the little house. Well, we live because we're just where we're going to tell you how far away is it? Two hours? Three and a half hours we live away from where the original Little House person lived. In real life.

Oh, this is based on a real family. It's a real thing, yeah, it's a real person. Wow, I didn't know that. Yeah, very different. Yeah, she dragged me to it once. She went on the tour and everything. So I watched a video on YouTube of the little house, like you go see the little house,

these are cans of somewhere. And then they also have the gift shop. And I was thinking like, imagine if we had driven out to this fucking thing. That would be like the little house place. We would have thought it. I mean, I would stop by if it was on the way, but it looks so boring.

It's in the middle of nowhere. I don't know if you had gone home by that at this point, but we drove two hours out of the way to see an ice cream store that had clowns and it like, like marrying at clowns. No, I don't think we were. So we would have been dying for it. In the last one of the cash cash, no.

This place was awesome. Like, yeah, we saw it in the weird state like app that like there was a ice cream shop that had a whole bunch of clown Yeah, it was creepy motif really yeah, and it but it wasn't as cool and then we all felt obligated to buy something because we're the only ones in there And I was scared to eat any dairy on the trip because You know, you know sometimes I'm Dairy is me have a great relationship other times Dairy's Mike I'm dairy's bitch

me have a great relationship other times. Dairy's my, I'm dairy's bitch. Dairy Poland. I got another one, Frank. All right. If Joe D'Aurosa were, well, no, if Frank five or a dog, what breed would you be? I like German chepherds. I would probably be a German shepherd.

Yeah, I think so strong loyal. I'm going back to my first question intimidating though I can be intimidating sort of they have kind of a Oh, but I can do the teacher face and start yelling and getting people nervous I mean, you're right But that's just like you just like a chihuahua. Oh, then nobody takes that seriously. Yeah They all are like, no, he's been neutered. He's all barking, nobody. Like Troy's a German shepherd.

Troy's a German shepherd. Oh, yeah, he's anything like. Troy's guarding the, he's like helping the Roman guards and should just got done saying he was all giddy over celebrities. I know I'm not doing that. We just told Gidham that he has does not have it in him to be a security guard anymore. He's thinking about going back to security game. He'll walk like, dude, don't even try. You're like, you're like, you're like, what's those little, those hot dog dogs are so cute.

Little Doxan. I think I'm a weiner dog. Yeah. I'm not a weiner dog. He's like on a Joe Gattos dog with like the punk teeth and the tongue hanging out. Yeah, he's going to be so many rest to be. No, he's that friendly dog that you want to scratch his back and just play with him. But you're not like you're not like the red rocket is out like that.

As you're walking up, I'm getting attention. It's out already. You're gonna watch your leg. Oh, shit, Frank. You're the type of dog that people will walk up to and engage with. You're not a German Shepherd. Most people are not going to engage with a German Shepherd because they're just not. They're leery of it. Yeah.

Yeah, but just a good thing. That's a great treat to that. I wouldn't mind being a Dasha. Oh, you know, so you don't think I'm intimidating whatsoever? No. People see you. They're like, I so you don't think I'm intimidating whatsoever. No. People are worth that. Like, people see you. They're like, I hope he doesn't pitle on my carpet. They're not afraid of getting attacked. No, if you're, I'm talking, he's not tough. He's just incontinent.

He's old, you know. You know, we we pad in terms of like being a German shepherd. No, but like, I'm sure yeah, you could be intimidating, but like not German shepherd levels. Like if he wanted those dogs that you're like, maybe not quite sure about, but you're like, I'll give it a shot. I'll approach him. He looks for his tails wagon. Yeah, he looks friendly. Yeah. All right. I guess that's a couple. Well, it's still friendly. Like I'd rather have I'd rather take that dog home. Nobody likes the mean dogs that like people. Junkyard dog?

Yeah. Zareep is a junkyard dog. You think you should be like chained to a piece of heavy machinery on it, like at least this big because you're so dangerous. I thought I was dangerous. I thought I was gangster. I thought I was gay.

Mayor, how many times? You can't close down the Italian shit you can't get out. Nobody takes you from a monster. It's like nice guy, Frankie. That would be your nickname. That makes me feel so bad. Because I want to be tough. Are you having a nice time?

No. I want to be tough. You know, I almost ran a mile once in six minutes. You, you, you, so you'd rather walk into a room and have everybody be on edge. Yes. rather walk into a room and everybody be on edge. Yes. Rather walk into a room and everybody be like, oh my God, Frank's here. We're right now I walk into a room

and nobody says anything. So I'll be happy with anything. If I walk into a room. That's how do you get in here? Yeah. I don't mean it as a slate at all. Not at all. I'm sure it didn't sound like it.

You said I was going to we all over everything. That was him. You said I was going to we all over everything. That was him. I never mentioned we as like you're the dog that I would take home and be like, we're going to adopt him. Disney adorable, Disney friendly. I let you sleep on the bed. When I was young, I used to deliver a newspaper and one of the houses had this golden retriever puppy, really cool little puppy named Kelly. But every time she came out, she would get excited and start pissing all over the place and then her tail would hit the piss and like hit it like all over. So it'd spray your legs and shit. That's what you remind me of.

All right. So like how do you the golden retriever that pisses on it? Just so excited to see people and happy and friendly. That's you. Okay. Embr brazen. I'm brazen. Mayor, you agree? Goldery Traver. There you go. You're all nuts. Goldery Traver. That's your old-dirty Traver. No, given a golden shower. I don't think you... You never seen me go off. That's why it's true. You know, I internalize a lot. I know. I'm going to join the club. You should be ready to explode. Any minute, I'm from the streets, yo. Frank, what is, what is something that isn't free,

but should be garbage service? Motherfuckers, I can, motherfuckers make me pay for bags and shit. They should be taken at. So, healthcare? Oh, well, I gotta go. You came up with garbage and was so quickly, too. Cause the answer was affecting me at the moment.

Like I was through half a blanket, and he goes garbage, and I was like, I guess, healthcare would be good. They have a good private number, too. Probably help more people than garbage service. They probably would. They probably know what I do.

I put my garbage in the garbage can and I wheel it down to the street. And then I don't think about it anymore. I don't obsess over it and drive it around all night and fucking stink up my car and shit. We fuck it the last time we fucking came to New Jersey. I had garbage that we were gonna dump before we got here.

And we both totally forgot about it. The garbage sat in the back seat the whole weekend. We pulled back into the house. Like this is after three days, we're like, we never threw the garbage away. We drove around with this thing in the back seat for three days. I think that no matter what the situation is, I don't care what happens to you,

what crisis you're going through, if someone's like, Frank, what days do a garbage get picked up? You could answer it. Oh yeah. No matter what you're going through, like you could have dementia and you could be like, Frank. Oh yeah.

I won't know who Mary is, but I'll know that I could bring it on Thursdays for this street. That's one of my last days to the extreme. Shmere says a cat so she goes, I don't know what we're gonna do when we're older you're obsessing about garbage. Yeah. It's all you gotta get worse. A number of times that I say to Mary Beth like fuck I forgot to put the garbage

out because that's how little I think about it. So you need me to be your neighbor then I take care of garbage for you. Well that'd be awesome. Really? I would take care of everybody's garbage. I I've mowed my neighbors long long too. I'm a nice guy. But I'm not gonna fuck my heart poor. I'm not gonna fuck well, I do it. All right, it got some more that I would have asked Joe. What do people misunderstand about you the most? They think I'm too nice.

What is wrong with being a nice guy in 2023? I don't know what I'd be such a nice guy in 2023? I want to be such a hot guy. I want to be, you know, like, match, you know, like, who I want to be, like, if I had to pick another celebrity well, not a clout, crutch, but like Liam Neeson, like, he's a tough dude. He's an actor, though.

You think he's really tough in real life? I think he's tough in real life. Oh, way, he's just, it's just a role he's been given. You think so? Yeah, like Shindler, right? Yeah. The tough son of a bitch.

I think, yeah, so I think, what else is misunderstood? You know what else is misunderstood about me that Mrs. 5 and I argue a lot. We don't argue a lot in real life. So yeah, I got a text from Frank 5. He was out with a couple. And he did not like the way the husband was joking around with his wife, joking around.

And it was so evident that you were like, oh my God, is that what I'm like? And you were like, I'm going to pack off the like, tees in it, shit. Have you done so? Have you stuck to that or have you? Well, this is the first time we've been on the air. Oh, you mean that in real life? Oh, I thought you were making that in real life. Yeah, that's what I thought too.

You were going to stop. You're saying just on the air? I thought, oh, I thought you were making that, that, in real life. Yeah, that's what I thought too. You were gonna stop. You're saying just on the air. Oh, yeah, because we don't really do that too. Well, I guess we do do it. She just left the room anyway, so. I guess, I guess in real life too, yeah. Yeah, you know, that's misunderstood.

That's misunderstood, I think. A lot of people think that's your fault. It is my fault. It is my fault. The other thing people don't understand too, and she'll admit this is believe it or not, I'm the romantic one in the family. Oh yeah. I was the one who saved the movie ticket from our first date.

I was the one who saved the miniature golf card from our first date. And then when I proposed to her, I had it made into a little collagey kind of thing. And the ring was the ring was there in this little Faberze egg that I made. Sounds like you should have been hanging out with Troy. But, you know, her... Wait a minute, you made a Faberze egg? Well, I hit somebody doing it out.

But her, she didn't remember when our first date was, she, you know, I remember the very first time, I told her I loved her, you know what she said to me? Thank you. And then wanting to house. Again, this is why, this is why when you're wondering like, I can't believe people don't think of a German shepherd. Yeah. Yeah. Lovable. You're like, you know, that's so you're saying she's more of a German

shepherd. No problem. I probably is. But more than you. Yeah. I still hear to this day the first date that Mary Beth and I went out. It was Joe's Crab Shack and the drink that I got came with a little plastic shark in it. So when the they came to clear away the shit, I just of course I just give them everything. As she was too ashamed to say she wanted to keep the shark as a momentum from the first date. Did you ever get it? Did you ever get the shark? You never get the shark drink. Never keep the shark as a momentum from the first date. Did you ever get it? Did you ever get the you never get the shark drink? Never got the shark. Why don't you go back to the

just go get a different shark? There they were. I would have been the same. Yeah, I should have been like, hey, my girl. Fucking lost your shark. Get mustard on you.

What super power do you wish? Invisibility. Invisibility. Oh, yeah, because I would love to spy on people. I knew you would abuse it. I knew it Watch people do it Yeah, I go to the casino and I take chips. I would totally abuse it

See that's that's why we're not given superpowers by God. He knows we would abuse them all you think so There's nobody would fight to fight with their powers. See no nice person would do that though. That's only hardcore Yeah, that is pretty hardcore to fight with their powers. See, no nice person would do that though. That's only hardcore. Yeah. That is pretty hardcore. It's hardcore. It's, but it's actually though like, if like, say he got caught, like, say he's not invisible, he gets caught doing these things and going to jail.

Nobody there is like, oh, he's hardcore. No, but that's not hardcore. That's not hardcore. That's not hardcore. What are you in for murder? What are you in for? I took the guards at someplace. I wasn't supposed to do that. I was peeping at my neighbor. I pe talking to you. What are you in for murder? What are you in for? I took the cards with someplace. I wasn't supposed to do that.

I was peeping at my neighbor. I peeped at my neighbor. My last one, I would have asked last week, what is your spiciest opinion that most people disagree with? Now, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't come up with this one. Remember this, your answer could jeopardize your tenure. No, I'm tenure to ready. We're in'm done. You're already. We're that solid. I don't even know what that means. Like what's just basically camp. Oh,

you're spiciest. Oh, meaning that most people disagree with. I like, I believe that like prostitution, I think should be legal. That's kind of spicy. Don't you think? Yeah, I agree with that. Mary Beth agrees with it. Rope. What do you think? He agrees with it. Mary, what do you think? prostitution leg Prostitution. Legos prostitution. Yeah, she guesses too.

The only dissenting opinion I think you're gonna have is Father Flanagan here. So that's not that spicy. I am totally on the fence on this one. I think there's a lot of people who would, if it was not stigmatized, would benefit, you know, would, who need prostitutes, would be healthier for them to, you know,

be able to get the rocks off for once in a while. But, what about that, what about the prostitute, though? What kind of price is she paying for this, you know, long term in town road? That's up to her. Of course it is up to her, but it doesn't mean that I need some horrific scars because somebody is like, if faced with like, they think a situation of like,

well, I can't do anything else I got to do this. I need to, I don't have any other skills or, for whatever reason they fall into this, I think the ramifications of choosing that as your occupation are going to be pretty profound as you go on. I think though, I would rationalize it personally by being like, well, they're doing what they want to do. And I'm not, I would solicit a prostitute anyway.

So I mean, I kind of married one. But that's what you get for making that noise. So, I wouldn't feel any personal guilt about these women's lives. And I think you can come up with a strong. I don't know. No, no, no. I mean, yes, like as the John, like since I'm not a John, I would be like, well, I'm not contributing to any mental scars.

Like they're, they're doing their own thing. They're doing what they want to do. Just like I wouldn't want them to tell me I couldn't do something. I'm like, if you want to sell your body for money, that's totally up to you. And I think if you're going to do that, you're going to do it anyway. Legal prostitution might make it a little bit easier, but like, because you look at only fans and like all these girls who have only fans pages and should, um, it's like, you look at only fans and like all these girls who have only fans, pages and shit.

It's like, that's about as close as it comes, I think, to like legal prostitution right now, but it's, it's, what is it, religious shit? Still holding it back. Yeah, I would shit. I mean, they did it with pot. If you, you know, you go to a dispensary, it's not, it should be the same as going to a Bordeaux, you know, like everybody's checked out for diseases, everybody's consenting, everyone's like, got their marbles, there's no guns in there, you know.

Oh, I don't think that they'll ever be able to regulate it until I not have diseases or... Well, if you're regulating it, no, of course you're gonna, like, just like, with weed, it's like, I can still go buy weed from a dealer. I'm not necessarily, I don't necessarily need to buy it at a dispensary. And they're saying with prostitution, it's like you buy a prostitute that's like, I can still go by weed from a dealer. I'm not necessarily, I don't necessarily need to buy it at a dispensary. And they're saying with prostitution, it's like you buy a prostitute that's like,

you know, off menu, then yeah, you're going to run the risk of getting sick. But if you're like, you have a state and or federal, uh, like on the outskirts of Vegas, you want the government to get involved into into the prostitution. Something like this, I think they probably need to. Yeah, something like that, I think they need to just bear the health concerns. I don't know. I'm not for government is fucking way too fucking.

I mean, don't make it. Don't make it so it's a crime, but I also don't know if government is who you want, you know. You couldn't even run the post office, you're right. Do you have these in right now? That's all I had. Those are all the questions for Joe. For Joe? Well, thank you guys.

I was great being here. Great introduction, by the way. Yeah, we left over questions for the second guest. Well, as long as we were doing that, I'm going to talk about Miannys a little bit. Frank, did you get any Miannys yet? I have not gotten Miannys yet. So I'm going to, I might, I don't know if I'll see you tomorrow

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You know, they might get a need TSD after this. No, I don't know. Yeah, yeah. Nordstrom's just too high end, but Amazon, yeah. If they've made their in ways into those big fucking huge corporations. Yeah Yeah, this might be the last beyond he spot that What was that mattress company? What was that mattress company? Casper as soon as Casper went into target. We didn't have any more cast Fides. Yes, they oh shit. We'll look for the Wendy's don't do this Don't let the door hit you on the way out. Don't let the door hit your me on these on the way out. Oh my god

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I'm gonna fucking get a tiger logistics to fucking send me like a whole fucking giant crate of them. You know, I'm like, do I need some of the crate? It's just like a big trailer in front of your house? Yeah, I'll fill with fucking meandies. Oh, I want to ask you this, Walt, this one really apply to you, Frank. But I started watching this, Mary Beth and I started watching this show called Love After Lock Up.

And basically what it is is there's a person on the outside and they have a penpal in an inmate pen pal on the inside. And they write back and forth and they have a relationship and then the person gets out of jail and they try to make a go of it, right? I mean, some of these people, you actually end up liking the prisoners more than the people on the outside.

Some of them and some of the prisoners are total pieces of shit and you're like, I can't, like worse than Rupp even. I can't. I can't think of anything more exploitive than this is that they know that they're in a position like we'll give you a fuck, probably a fucking shitty fucking paycheck to do this and we'll document you or your train rack of a relationship. Yep. That's exactly what it is.

And but compelling. You want to watch it because you're like, you watch some people, you're like, you watch some people to get fucked over and out of people, you hope it works out. Good for them. But so we're watching it. And I'm like, oh my god, like, what would I do? Like I had a daughter who was like,

cause you know, they show the families of these people. And like the dad, usually the dads are like, this isn't a good idea. I really wish you'd reconsider this. And I'm like, what do you do if like one of your daughters is you're like, oh, I have an inmate, I have a pen pal, but they're an inmate in jail. He's getting out two weeks

though he wants to come by and say hello. You have to err on the side of caution, right? And why, like, frame him? So like he gets arrested, like, so he walks out of jail. Not you, but you do have friends that wouldn't you know, when it sneezes at the opportunity. Frank, you want to be tough?

I'm going to go play some drugs on this guy. I'm up. Let's do it. I wouldn't know what to do. There would be like it's rough, right? It would be a very much I would want to do, but at the end of the day,

like, what can you really do to adults? Right. But first of all, we're like, don't sign that contract to get documented on time. Right, right, right. Yes. Okay, that's your first,

that actually your first mistake was fucking being a pen pal to a fucking prisoner. Exactly. The second one was signed that contract with, what's the TLC or something? Who is it? What network is that? Oh no, it's um, it's a AMC plus. AMC? Yeah, I don't know if it originally aired on AMC plus, but that's what it's on right now. Oh my god. How far have they fall? I think they got a fucking day fucking cut the comic, the comic of Ren loose and now look at all.

It's also show high comic book man. Right. Like we didn't exploit anybody. Nope. show like comic book man. Right. We didn't exploit anybody. Nope. You know, we just not not minorities. Not we didn't exploit me. It all. No, I don't. Ming wanted to dress in the fucking underuse. Yeah, he did. Wanted to get you to 10 to 12 times per episode. 22 minutes. It's like clocked at like once every 15 seconds. But that was a show you can watch with the whole family. Oh, definitely. Oh my God. This, you don't want to watch with the whole family.

You don't want to give your kids any ideas because it looks rough. And like even the nice prisoners, the ones that you like, they're still like, well, they're a criminal. Like, you don't know what they're like, they're a proven criminal. So you're like, you don't exactly know, like, you don't want to give them the benefit of the doubt, you know? And it turns out most of them you shouldn't. One or two, you're like, I don't know,

I think seem to be kind of normal, kind of nice. Does it say what they've done? Why they're like this? Like some of them are like conspiracy to commit burglary, drugs. Nobody was enough for murder or anything. It was like a lot of like, there was like one guy, he's a 12 times son. I mean, they got also going to be so fucking terrified that like,

you know, going back. Well, at that that the production crew It's like what happens if like you know this guy gets out and he kills you know, yeah Well, there is one woman who befriended him but be a pet pen pal. There's one guy who you're like I can see him snapping at any minute You're like because some of them get out of jail and in less listen to weeks to back in jail again, because they cannot control themselves. They just can't do it. It's junk TV.

Total garbage, total garbage, useless, disposable. Not like tell them Steve Dave. You know, I'm gonna be out. I'm gonna be out. But I do wanna show you guys a picture because like I ran into this problem recently where Sage, you know, is 17 now. And she wants to do her own things. She doesn't want her father giving her what foreign shit. Where the fuck are these

pictures? Right? Okay. So she's going out to Dave and Busters, right? Yeah, cool. I'll send you this picture to you, Rob, you can throw this up. I'll get the people's opinion. So she's like, hey, I have my outfit for Dave and Busters. She comes in and shows me, and I'm like, no, you're not wearing that. Mary Beth was like, no, you're not wearing that. Let me get you a better outfit. Sage is very upset, like glassy eye near cry,

because we wouldn't let her wear this outfit. Sage is very upset like glassy eye near crying because we wouldn't let her wear this outfit. I showed it to a couple people and they thought that Mary Beth and I were being too strict that she should be allowed to wear this. That's how she came out. All right. What is it though? Is it the boots? I think I think it's the heels with the shorts. I think that's what got me. It looks like Nancy Sinatra. What's up? The boots got you.

Yeah, she's playing. Mary Beth is thinking more of a practical like she might fall, you know, in her boots or something. She's going to be playing video games and all that other shit. I was looking more of it like from a dad's point of view. Like you're not going out with nylon with a nice socks and a short shorts and all that shit and the sunglasses And I brought it up to two friends of mine and they said yeah I don't want to see where her eyes are you know like if she's looking at some dude's booty She's constantly telling me she likes guys abs Yeah, just cuz she's down syndrome doesn't mean she's not a fucking ballbuster and a pain in the ass sometimes

A lot of times you know, so I show this picture to both Q and Troy Troy who has two daughters and Troy said I was being a little bit too Overprotective maybe really they they would they both would have let her go out in that outfit. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. Yeah, it wasn't as racy or as scandalous as I think. Yeah, it was cold. Well, your one daughter's wild, man. She's got a style of all her own.

I'm just kidding. She has one of those septum piercings. You know, Frank, you saw that. I was like, while flying in the worst father I ever had. Yeah, I had a hearing. Well, I was, I was scandalous back in a day. It was, I was, but like, Alicia's, she's a cool kid. Like, when I met her and I look at her and like, I see her style and,

and like, she seems to be like a very, like an individual, you know? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I like her a lot. Much to her, much to my sugar. Right. Yeah. Fuck off, dad, I like her a lot much to her much to my sugar and right. Yeah. Fuck off dad. You don't know finding them mountains to fucking die on. Oh, yeah. You ain't going to care about this in two days. You don't need to like this isn't this isn't all the all the emotional toll you're putting into this is not worthy of

all the detiers that you're crying about this. Right. That's when you feel old. That's not what I feel old. I couldn't piss, that's what I'm going to pick up. That was the real reminder. Not even a birthday. Yeah, well, it wasn't that. Yeah, it was that it was that that was the moment I was like I might be old. Yeah, I still got it. I do have one good

thing. What's it go ahead? Well, no, it's just being a jerk. Go ahead. No, I just ate a jerk. Is it probably pulling my back when we play ping pong? No, it was about I beat that ping pong when I had a catheter. You fucking asshole. Are you serious? Was that when I was at least close? Was that the one that was crushed you? Now I feel old. I don't feel as bad now. Like one day, we got a whole bunch of bought like over a hundred boxes and Walt and I brought them from his house to my house.

And the whole time he was helping me, I wasn't aware that he had a catheter and I said, like, dude, I definitely would not have asked you to or had you help, I wouldn't have gotten somebody else. Now that I know you're playing ping pong with a catheter in and jumping around all over the place and fucking housing this guy. It really, but like me doing like me winning with that in

made me feel like I was super depressed. Right. So like it was very good for my well being, my mental well being. Well, not mine. No, no, no saying that. But all these people are saying that. Every single time I felt out. Well, like, so what's all support in? As a friend.

As a friend. It's just every single time we play, I'm demasculed at. And it's like, now I have to go back to the hotel room where her and she's going to be like, you was when he had something in his thing. Like every time I swung, I could feel it. Right. But you know what?

Didn't matter, no. But I'm just saying it, I knew I'd sound like a jerk if I revealed that. But Mary, you're gonna have to come out as a lesbian, so if you keep fucking saying, Mary did this guy. He's not a German shepherd. He's not a German shepherd. He doesn't lose to a guy. He's a little goldberry tree, herppy who can't hold his bowels.

Tell him, Steve Dave. It was crushed. You crushed me thinking, man.