Tell Em Steve-Dave - #559: Q’s Madhouse

Episode Date: June 12, 2023

Walt and Q argue dogs vs cats, Walt quizzes Sunday Jeff, is weed smoking contributing to ozone depletion?

Can you fucking go somewhere else and smoke that? Like why you just write up my ass smoking these joints? He's assist with legs. He may be like in Brad or something, and we don't know. It's likely. I mean, it is. Tell him, Steve Dave. So he has to look over his back. He's got back spasms. Huh? Oh, he has spasms. What do I just say?

He said he has spasms? Yeah. It's always a new malady. Oh, yeah. I know. I feel sp? He has patterns. Yeah. It's always a new Malady. Yeah, I know I know I feel bad for it's like a cockroach, but it's really just like it's every day a new health issue It's getting older man. Is it age or is it or is it lifestyle?

I I think they're kind of both. I would be reasonable. Is it genes though? We don't know. He may have to be. He would never know. He may be like in Brad or something. We don't know. It's likely. It's far from the strong argument. Are we recording?

Yeah. We don't know. Like we don't know his real health. Do you know you're and we became and talked on he's not on like he's is monitoring our our our tech so we don't have any more tech issues that's part of the new office coaches duties is now it's him even if he's on the episode he must monitor all sound. Is that too much? We're gonna find out He already looks at the look at his eyes already unsure The object comes by and he's right away Don man's is like

He's a helicopter Hold on my scanner's going on You know there's no card in there Don't make a laugh. I know. Backspin's with laughing is not good. Oh, no. So we saw listeners. Yeah. In an effort to make sure Gidav doesn't hurt his back, we're going to try to make this as a humor list as possible. If you have any hate, please direct it towards get him. He's our new sound energy. Tell him. I'll just go see a doctor for the first time in years and now you mock me. If you're gonna talk, you'll like this one.

All right, all right. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him Steve Dave. We have started already. Oh god. We even get him hobbling out of the room. He's got he's got gauzed up elbows. Yeah, there's a horn growing on his elbow. Oh my god. I didn't see it from the side. You ever see those dinosaurs from Jurassic Park that had those skulls? Yeah, going on his elbow. Were that Ripley's believe it or not guy or lady with the horn holy shit get him before but I mean he's prone to lumps if he's getting busy yeah well he's he's in a he's in a bit of a dry spot I don't know if he's been getting busy unless he's getting busy with with lefty then and then cheating on him with right yeah I never heard that. You were good. But yeah, he actually went to

the doctor recently. I was very, I want to say proud, but at the end of the day, though, it's because of his dad, you know, his dad made him go. Oh, he saw that. I would make him go too. Yeah, it looked like, you know know he has like one of those I guess those gang like a like a cyst all his joints on flamethrower that's so that's beyond it literally looks like somebody put a cuba on his one big skin walking plus he's a cyst with he's a cyst with legs it was actually an end who was a doctor who I sent a picture to. We actually went to the, when she said, she's a great doctor.

We actually know her and we went to an auto show with her. If you're going to sit down and talk then. Okay. And she just wants to talk that far. And then I'm going to go back to my, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I, spent, I spent, spent, I, I spent, I spent, I spent, spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I, spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent, spent, I, I spent, I spent, spent, I spent, I, spent, I, I spent, I spent, spent, I spent, spent, I, I spent, I spent, spent, I spent, spent, spent, I spent, spent, I spent, I, spent, I spent, my Did it they give you a medicine any like anti muscle relaxants? No, no, and I told them to go to CVS and buy some back muscle relaxants immediately scoff that as if like I'm an idiot

Like on the fool for suggesting this If a fucking product that is fucking Produced to help your symptoms and you're like the shit to work. I don't want to do that Why would I do that when I'm No shit no no prescription no so much shit on my back. That's how works I have a prescription for antibiotics, but I had not gone for like a muscle relaxance or anything So got you so at the over-the-counter stuff is worth a try. trial. You see, I guess I'm taking I'd be profan in the such already. So, yeah. But maybe this would be the the key to unlocking fucking a pain-free couple hours though. It's not worth it. No. I want to walk around like hobbled and fucking grimacing and he should be demoted to coach you know it's about the fucker needs a cross like he just needs a cross that's

the only thing missing from the fucking ensemble of what I see daily is a fucking big fucking 150 pound crucifix that he fucking had carries around from fucking his the office coaches desk to the table over here. You hired him. He seems to be in genuine pain which makes this funnier. Like you relentless this. Now you get frustrating. You remind me of a guy on the cover of that Zeppelin IV. That's got the fucking... The bail sticks.

I'm scared we'd have him for you. Oh, Sunday Jeff, you're here today. Yeah, we'll be talking to Q and a little bit. He's busy. He's a busy guy. A B. Do you want better? I think he's feeling better from the COVID.

Yeah, he's got other stuff going on. I was texting him. He was very busy with two cats and four kittens that he's running back and forth to the vet. Now you know I see Q and I think of all of TST town residents I built in my eyes Q is the one who is leading without a doubt the the most interesting, full life. Oh yeah. Bye. But then you tell me shit like that,

and I'm like, what the fuck is going on? Like, like, I mean, like, that, that, I mean, that sounds like something like, like, you know, that weird ant that, you know, you don't want to visit her house when you're a kid is up to it with all the cats, that's not. Right, yeah, it's to smell weird and shit. Let me, let me, let me see, let me see if this guy's ready.

We can, we can get it from him. I think I'm more cats. You're more cats. I think I think they're cats adopted him. Yeah. They're stray cats and they just come to his house now. Yeah. Sleepwalkers.

But I wondered like, do they keep the squirrels away? Well, I mean, he's got to get. Yeah, Dr. Dool on his... Dr. Q little. A more violent Dr. Moro over here. Yeah. So I sent out a text to Q. Hopefully we'll hear from him in a couple minutes.

He can defend himself. I know it's not good for the environment. But there's something about this Canadian wildfire smoke that it makes it makes it looks so cool outside It gives it this like Auburn yeah, like this Auburn hue and almost looks like a horror movie like when you step out of your head Like I said it looks like the end of days. It does it looks like the apocalypse and it's like it's Exciting and away. Yeah, I don't like it I don't dig it at all. Yeah, and I I've heard that it's unhealthy for you to that How come though isn't it just burning the natural things that are on this line?

Of course, in a genus me still breathing and burn anything that's burnt like that's not really good free Is there anything that can be burned that's healthy for you to breathe in? I don't think any kind of nothing There's nothing on the barn. Anything sure. It'll really be a burns about gittems injuries. Keeps people laughing. That's crazy out there. What about incense? Sometimes that's too strong. I don't like the incense. You ever go to what's a what's that place East versus West? You'd walk in there. I look like you with my shirt over my nose.

It's so powerful. I believe that mattress firm and Eastmeats West are money laundering businesses. You've mentioned this before about because there's no fog away in the planet. You need the mattress firm. You don't need one every five miles. And when is the last time someone purchased something in East Meets West? They have been in the mall, they have now the most tenured store in a lot of malls. Then they're since the 70s and they sell nothing but shit no one wants. And rent's not cheap anymore. And it's always by entrance.

You know, you got those weird hoodies that look like they're made out of burlap. Yeah, a lot of the drug drugs. Yeah, and a lot of like far East Chinese Asian Inspired Not real gold though a lot of faux gold faux gold I don't get it. I don't I'm I'm let you I don't like incense either. Yeah, it's too bits. It's too much Now how come what to I don't know is even like who to lays a Bath and body works or whatever it sits's just over. You don't like Bath and Body Works?

I like some, I like, uh, the sense I like are like the, um, what do they call it? The Eucalyptus, they're like a Roman therapy. Like, you know, just ones that just like, you're supposed to like, like, lavender, just like normal senses. Not like the stuff that's just like, you know, like, beach haven and... You know where I went to speaking of bad odors, I went to AC a couple weeks ago, and I walked the boardwalk, and it is fucked up how you, like, you can't escape the aroma of marijuana.

Oh yeah, well that's everywhere now. And I'm like, how the fuck does people smoke this? It smells like shit. And it's... Let me tell you what, it smells like shit, and it's overpowering on the boardwalk and nobody is doing anything about it. And this has got to be heard. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. And all the all the wildfire.

Worse than the Canadian wildfires, all these weed smokers. Right. It has to be doing something detrimental to the ecosystem. All this pot introduced to the to our shoreline. I don't know. I think the wildfires are worse than the pot. The wildfires, all the plastics dumped in the ocean. I don't think now that pots passed. Nobody was just like if you should hold it all the time, you wouldn't bother you. You and I like we don't smoke it all like that. So it was just it just it bothered it's just weird. It's got a very you cannot miss a heart of a harumpen all the way down the fucking boardwalk. You started looking like him?

I was like, phew, I was like, I was just like, I don't, the chronic, the chronic, I was trying to put, I'm trying to give a healthy hint that I was like, can you fucking go somewhere else and smoke that? Like why you right up my ass smoking these joints?

To tell you the truth, I don't think that it's legal to just walk around a smokey drink. I'm not positive, I guess. I don't know what the law is. I don't know how to smoke a drink. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, smokey drink. I'm not positive, I guess. I don't know what the law is. I don't know how the law is. I think you know how the law is. I don't think you seem to be worried.

People driving with it, and I don't think you're supposed to drive, yeah, if you people drive on the car with that. I've seen people in the car drive, that's a problem. Yeah, you're not supposed to drive a cell phone to your ear either, and people do it. But, you know, it's like, you know, I don't know. I mean, I don't know what the, like, isn't that the problem though?

There's been like no stipulations. There's been no, like, things to actually show that if you're higher or not, isn't it? I think there's no regulated and standardized tests to check if you are too high. Like a breathless. Yeah, like your BAC. Okay, so there's no way to determine it. That's one of the problems. I mean, still, if you drive, you're still fucked up, you still couldn't, you know.

Exactly. Your reflexes aren't as sharp. You're not as quick as you would be if you drive, yeah, you're still fucked up, you're still couldn't, you know. Exactly, your reflexes aren't as sharp. You're not as quick as you would be if you were not high. I would have to assume. I know there's people out there who will say the difference. How is this about to launch into that? I'm fucking way better at what I do. I mean, it's like high school shit. I'm a better driver when I'm drunk.

I'm more careful. That's like how the hell it affects people differently. Like, you could be a mean drunk, you can be a happy drunk, you can be a melod, I mean the same thing. I don't know if marijuana does the same thing to people. And I know you now, I know you've, you've, you've, you've dabbled in the alcohol. When you have, you've been drunk and you know, you get out of here. We're almost stationed in the I Mike's hard lemonade is gonna fucking throw me off the top is like get them down from there He's always not drunk. You have never been so you've drank alcohol so how come I know I just because you drink that doesn't mean you have to get drunk

I go out to dinner or something. I have maybe a beer or something with with a meal That's it. Are you sitting here and telling me you've never actually been drunk? I've never been drunk. I've been in high school. Never. No. I never liked to taste a beer. Is it possible that Sunday Jeff is a bigger square than you? I did not think. I have one. I think it's true and it makes him the fucking sexiest man alive. You should be on the people magazine cover. Now we told you to do this. Maybe because I had my friend, you know, I was born on the ERC, maybe that's why I was loaded then. Who knows?

Because I wanted to find out, are you a mean drunk? Are you a happy drunk? I would have to think you'd be a mean drunk. Yeah. Because it would just be the irresdrunk, like you just can't be. Let me interrupt. Oh, let me interrupt you.

We're gonna put your head full. Oh, is that gonna put your head on Put your head be cute you there Here you baby, well hold on I Can hear him through the board you can hear him. Yeah, I don't think he yeah, I know again I won't be able to hear him but yeah, okay. Yeah, we're good. We're looking good Sorry, the audience I'm driving up the West Side of Manhattan now Sorry, the audience I'm driving up the West Side of Manhattan now. So if my audience is a little bad, I apologize. It's not too bad. Are you on kitten patrol?

That's what people are wondering. I'm looking for kittens. Well, it's interesting that you bring up the kittens because you're talking about my yard, yard kittens. Your yard cats. Yep. Okay. So, there's another two days ago

another mother with two new kittens about three weeks old emerged from the same area so now I have a total of four kittens that and he went out oh shit my hands covered in smoke you guys are dealing with Yeah, definitely It is it is crazy to I mean I I have been in in brush fires and you know Fires fire type stuff and it this is I feel like I'm back It this is not so fucking yellow and and smoke it is here. It's kind of crazy. So I'm worried about Back on stand on I'm worried about those kittens ones i'm like shit man like is this bad for for young i'm a little worried that that's what i'm a little worried about right now

well was just saying that um... in addition to the canadian wildfires a big problem with pollution is people smoking weed now so do you think that these these weed fumes could affect your kittens and how? Well look, I mean you've got to enjoy life. Not everything could be a health thing. So you know if the kittens get a little high, what are you going to do? What are you going to do?

Yeah, I've seen my cat high. He doesn't seem to be upset. He seems alright. Yeah. I'll tell you what happened to me today. Something very nice just happened to me. I was walking down Down Canal Street in Manhattan and they're shooting the new ghostbusters and I got to see the acto one

Whoa I'm so soon. I'm like so fucking excited like it was right there. I was like amazing. It was like seeing an old friend It's interesting you should bring this up right now because Walt was just saying that out of any Tessie town resident you lead likely the most fulfilling and Uh-oh. Oh, no. Let me know in your back. Hello. Yeah. It's only in New York City. You shouldn't have great reception. I Yeah, it's only New York City. You shouldn't have great reception. I got you now. Okay. All right. What's the question? So what was saying that out of every

Tessie town resident, you likely lead the most fulfilling, exciting, exciting style of anyone in the town. Okay, I could see the argument for it. I think if you drill down, you know, you might find the board them underneath, but I understand what you're saying. So yeah. So on the surface Yeah, you seem like one of these Instagram Facebook people that like oh my god. Look at this life. They're leaving. He's in Rio. Yeah, holy shit Now he's in fucking, you know He's in France. Yeah, yeah, just interesting man in America like it's only three hours apart. How is he doing this?

But then to contrast that with you chasing kittens around your yard all day how is this possible that you have time for all this stuff well that's because the truth is is it's 90% kitten chasing uh and like 10% France but people people only see the france stuff they don't you know and that's very rare yeah you know yeah it's all about the kittens for me and I consider the two new ones are like they're they're totally gray they're both gray so there what happens is there's a cat that lives in my yard named Fabio and he is fucking everything that moves all these kittens are his kids oh really I think I'm gonna have to catch Fabio and get him fixed he's like it's getting unsustainable he's the

few of cats this Fabio he's not smart enough to wrap it up Oh boy. Yeah, it's all kittens now. Yeah. And Acto 1, man. Like, I took a picture of it. I'll send it to you. It's awesome. Does it look different than the original?

Does it look exactly the same? Oh, it is the same. It's the same exact car. Oh, cool. It's exactly that car. It's got a new... I don't think this is going to... Uh-oh.

We lost you again. Spoilers, you know. but at the end of afterlife Winston took the car and in this one It's it's restored apparently and it's got racing stripe Sweet dude I'm excited. Could you have swung the hey? Do you think I could take it around the block? Considering that a P.A. asking for the fucking move it along you could have dropped those like a uh... i got a plane to catch the france in about ten minutes and i could get a get your ride with the act of one and drop me off

he's got a kidn under each arm. I said, you know, you know, you usually, you know, you walk through and you hope nobody recognizes you, right? This isn't one time I got to head off the sunglasses off. I was like, is anybody fucking your old pal be cute? Everybody want to fucking love me. Stand next to me. I don't want to take a picture. Literally like a 19 year old girl was like,

Sir, can you keep moving please? I don't get any of that. I got another one today. What is Ghostbusters? It's like it's Ghostbusters in me. I'll tell you this much, cute. If you are, you're cats, do they jump on the bed with you and hang out?

Yeah, they have four rooms. I imagine so. If you enjoy that, don't get a puppy. I haven't seen my cats in three weeks, practically. The braver one sale, he'll come up on the bed still and he has sort of like started to assert dominance over, norm the puppy that we got. But Princess Mitch is still afraid because like the puppy wants to play with her and she doesn't realize that she thinks it wants to attack her. But yeah puppies are good. But then the

fucking puppy won't leave the god damn bed. Well you can't introduce the and the dog into a house with cats and not expect it to be to rule the roost. They were there first. Yeah, I don't know. They were there first. Yeah That's like that's the chain of like that's the dogs chase cats. That's the way it's always been. It's always been always will be I don't know if you change some dogs inferior to dogs In oh my I'm so glad he's not here. I'm in I'm in you know like hunting wise I'm so glad he's not here. I meant, you know, like hunting wise.

I thought I just drove off the road. And the hierarchy of the animal kingdom, you know, I think that dogs are going to be, if there's a fucking steel cage match between a dog and a cat, most times the dogs are coming at it at cat. No, are you talking domestic? Yeah, are you talking tiger and lion? I think it's, you ever see Bigstown where they call it a boxer from the next town and he went and he's

like fucking huge the boxing movie years ago or he brings in a ringer like the cats would come home like a boomer haha the labber to a lot of the cats to be like all right is a fucking jaguar let's see let's go all right i'm talking about i'm talking about a domestic a-domesticated cat and a domesticated dog. Okay. I believe I'm literally speaking the dog the dog will come out on top. I think you're on the rest of the cats

I think a lot of cats will take it. I'm afraid of cats more than I'm afraid of dogs. Like if a cat's running up to me or a dog's running up to me, I'm probably going to be like what the fuck is with this cat dogs. You kind of expect it and you're like I got a run But a cat I'd be like is this thing rabid with the fuck? Why is it why is it going after me? I feel I don't feel in a threat from any cat. I'll fucking oh my god I'm gonna sit to this shit. You I'll take down a cat, bro Get the fuck out get out of here, man. There's no way you're gonna catch taking me down Okay, man I

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Look, I probably blind you. He's got to get up to my facial area though. He's a lot quicker than you. He'll scale you like a lot. He's a lot smoother than you. Oh, the cats. You? Come on, man. There's no way a cat's getting in my face He might take out my ankles and my knees which is Never see a can't you not cap her so you don't have a cat so you don't know how fast those mother fuckers And then I'll fucking unleash hell and I'll take Cooper I cannot imagine watching Cooper go up against an angry cat. I feel so bad for him.

Cooper only sliced the ribbons. Cooper starts liking to cat and starts purring. They're friends. Why don't we ask a chat GPT who went in a fight to counter a dog? Yeah, okay. Can you do that, kiddo? Can you do that, kiddo? Ask Chad GPT who would win in a fight a cat or a dog

All right, he's on a cue. Yeah, we'll finally get the answer to this. So how you have your health with but with the all the COVID Good the COVID the COVID is pretty much cleared up last week. I still got like a lingering cough which all the smoke isn't helping but Yeah, man, it was the fourth time I had COVID, and it was, all right, so that first time I had, I was sick for six weeks, remember? And that was bad, because that just never ended,

but in terms of pure, hellishly sick, this was it, man, this, whatever strain this is, like you can't even, when I say you can't even move, I mean, for 24 hours I like moving my arm. It's almost too much effort. It was nuts, man How long did it last? It was two intense days and then and then it was just It was tapered. The problem was is like I wasn't I wasn't testing negative like it

I just tested positive like a couple of days after I felt okay So I was just planning to save here in there But it was brutal man, but I'm planning it's over. I'm gonna be it's I'm gonna be in Savannah this weekend for a bachelor at party So I'm glad So you'll be you'll be so much for the cats will you be will you per curtail and if your activities down there? No, can you like no kissing, right? Uh, well, I'm testing negative walks. So what's the point? Uh, I'm going full.

You know, what's mean concern? No, no, is it? No, okay. Well, you said he is the fullest life of any resident. Now, would you consider that to be a full life if you have, we're doing all this shit that he was doing? You're off to France or Sam and kittens. Would you consider that to be a full life if you have we're doing all this shit that he was doing you're off to France or saving kittens now you're in Georgia to match your party. I went to France once or five years ago. Where is this coming from? Because you're staying in the same like beautiful huts that Tom Brady and Jacelle stayed in. uh... hot step tom brady and jazel stayed in yeah again that was ten years ago

i think you're you're if that show lifestyle the rich of famous were still airing they could devote one solely to you and a tire episode uh... on robin leach uh... here it's not

i moved out of the house i grew up when three years ago. What are we talking about? I think we should do a Patreon episode of Lifestyles and Rich and Famous. Sanda, you can do the voice and we can just like talk to Q. We can show different pictures of where he's been. I'll never let us show his house. So that's out. You could see the basement of my house. All right.

There's no problem there. But yeah, I mean we shot one thing in my office once with the fireplace and everything. Oh yeah, that's right. Yeah, but people are crazy. So you don't really want to give it. Because really it's about the layout. Because the day that somebody breaks in, if I put too much out there, they're gonna know the layout my house is very confusing. You know that yeah

That's the one labyrinth. Yeah, it's like really a confusing house. Huge man house MCS MCS That's Sunday Jeff. It's not because it's big. It's because like there's so many doors in this house Like doors that lead to nowhere almost like the winchester house it's like a salvador dolly painting you know that

that's it i live it brick wall when you open up the door but it's weird shit like there's a i got a door that opens up to all of three foot hallway and at the end of that hallway some of the jeff is just another door that leads to a closet and it there's tons of shit like that everywhere and so if anybody of a breaks in the house like they're not like even finding me with your rough so I don't want to give away too much. Do you have a safe room?

Not a true safe room with like metal walls but I do have like a you know well-armed area to lock it out. Like one of those hidden ones where I can no one could find you like a hidden room Like Kevin's house had one of the panic room. Yeah, yeah, no nothing like that I'm just I'm just relying on the confusion of the house, which is very confusing and I have doors Like this is something like I have little doors in my doors for the cats That you put in that do you pay you? Wow you had these, I had. Wow, you had these in store installed.

Yep. The house was like a hundred years old, right? So these doors are about a hundred years old. So I had a carpenter come and put little doors at the bottom of the door. So the cats can come and go in the room to 65. But I can also close the door and lock them out of the room if I don't want them in the infosome

rooms. It's a clever design. But, like, now I'm like, well, if there's somebody in my house, I just get low, poke that shotgun out. You know what I mean? It starts to get out some ankles. Like a cat. I thought I was robbing a dog's house.

Another but a cat here. Yeah. Oh, I miss you guys, man. I thought I was robbing a dog's house another but a cat here Yeah, oh I miss you guys, man. I can't wait to come in next week. I'm fucking looking forward to this Yeah, it'll be fun. Although bachelor party. It sounds kind of fun too. Would you go to what's on day sure? Yeah Now Q. What happened is there gonna be like is it gonna be body this bachelor party or is it going to be one like, you know, where he's not even a kiss. Could there be male strippers that you have to like, you pretend that you're, you're interested in watching and

who can holler. That's a good point. How did thought of that? Maybe he's the male stripper. Well, I'm the only dude there. It's like, eight women. And I would absolutely, I've gone to, I've gone to like a chip and dials type thing a few times before. I have no problem with that. If the girls want to do that, most girls just want to go to a fucking regular strip club anyway. But I'll do whatever man. I think it'll get a little rowdy. Yeah. Yeah. You don't mind them that the guy like shaking it shaking his money maker from your face and everything Well, like Preston is packing jacksuck

I don't care bring it on I say it's 20 free bring it on Bring on the banana hammock son. I'm feeling fine Look man, you don't get invites to batch your head parties by being the guy that's like, I'm gonna do that. You're right, because I've never gotten one ever. We just... Yeah.

We just heard before you called in, Sunday Jeff just broke the news that he has never been drunk in his entire life. Wow. All right. Why? He doesn't want any invites to any bachelor at parties. I can have virgin drinks. What an excuse. Surely temples for me. Yeah. I don't know. He has it. He's I

never like he makes these statements. And then he doesn't really want to explain them. He like looks at you like his eyes start back and forth. They're he said it. I've tried. I'm not going to back this up. When I was I mean I've tried like vodka. I've tried like whiskey. It is literally drinking jet fuel. So it's like I got you. This right off the bat it left just like I would never ever. I could keep going here. Okay. I would never want to drink it anymore. It's just like, it's terrible. I don't see like why people would just drink the straight. You know, it's just like, without mixed like, sweet drinks. Like pushy drinks, peanut colladas and spicy drinks. You know, the actor.

There are only ones I could, that's the only way I got drunk. We're on those wine coolers. Cause there's sweet. You know, but I'm saying, that's who you used to drink. You were wine cool, guys. Yeah, orange. What the wine, oh.

Oh no, I needed, I needed a sweet drink and high school. I couldn't do beer on a bench in Highlands with the paper on your head. That's if I get a drink it's still the same way. It's always like a Groovey fruity drink. Yeah, I'm a rummig coke. I mean you can get away with that too. You know, but it's just like Beer I didn't start drinking beer until like just later on. It's got to be a certain beer I only like like mulls and ice one time now. Just now. I just drink The only way I drink now is Samuel Adams. That's it. Yeah, Samuel Adams I mean like though October Fest. I like their cherry wheat and I like the traditional But I just drink it like if I'm having a nice dinner, whatever, it's nice to go with the dinner, you know,

and that's it. I don't keep it really in my house, you know, it's just, it's just, like, a couple of it's, like if you drink a wine, I guess if you, I can hear him, yeah. He doesn't sound. Well, he moves away from the Michael. Okay.

He goes back and forth. I can hear myself fine. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Stay close to that, Mike's on there. But yeah, Q, what do you, don't you think though, I mean At least once even Walt Flannigan's got to get shit face just once before he leaves this earth, right? I mean it sounds like a patreon episode to me I will sit there

Do you want to sit there? We'll watch a movie and we'll drink until you feel drunk I say why don't we take him across the street to fantasies? We'll get him some beers. We'll get him a bunch of bud lights. We'll toss him down and then we'll head back and pod code podcast That's not a bad idea. You know for that Sunday rather just a drink here this way this Less of an issue I got you know, I'll be getting roommate for the night I've been known to be a sex past after one I could see how tits would ruin the drinking. Really? I find that to be a big conundrum. I can't run my head around that. No strip. Why do we skip the booze and just go to the street. Oh, sir. Boys, yeah. All right,

you will let you go. I know you're busy doing shit. And we look forward to seeing you next week. Everybody misses you. Oh, I can't wait to be back, dude. I really miss it. I did a Salon derosus podcast. They did like a pay per view type thing.

Oh, yeah, the livestream taste buds. Yeah, they did a ton of money on it. They didn't even did it reimburse me. They didn't even reimburse me for parking, but they made a ton of money on it. So that's good. That is the way with all these podcasters. I've gone and done other people's podcast radio shows never reimburse for parking or anything. None of that shit. Yeah, like they're going over the numbers and how many people watch. I'm doing some math in my head And I'm like I still laid out 60 bucks for parking a little something for the effort Pitch or an actor one there maybe maybe well maybe when you come in next week we'll start a campaign to shame those two Yeah, we'll shame those shoes, but I had it but I but I did their podcast and I honestly like I felt like I was cheating I was like, yeah, I don't I want to get back to my own Yeah, it's those guys are fun though. And that's a fun pod. Feast boots.

Love them. All right, homie. Yeah, all right, boys. You know what, I'll see you guys next week. And hello to everybody all the ants. I miss you guys too. Listen, I've been touring a lot these past couple of weeks. And it has been so many ants, man.

And I can't tell you how much I love looking in the crowd and giving the ants loot and like at the end when I'm like signing on side of the stage and stuff like ants are always getting the uh it was always getting the most attention man so thank you guys so much and I look forward to coming back to you guys next week. Alright, Bonjourn O'Cue and don't have too much fun at that bachelor at party. Yeah, we see you soon. You know what I'll do? I'll record something.

I'll record the something from the bachelor at party. Oh, awesome. Bring it in. I'll do like, I'll do like an audio diary. Oh, that'd be fun. Yeah, that would be good over it. Yeah, all right. All right.

Talk to you soon, buddy. All right. Well, start you later. See you later. Thank you. Well, there's cute. God, I miss cute. We want we're going to keep talking ant style stuff. Uh, we're going to talk Tiger logistics Sunday, Jeff. This is no one. TYG are logistics is an independent ant owned freight brokerage that offers freight forwarding and dispatching services across the United States and Canada. So if you need any freight dispatching or brokering or forwarding or any that shit, you're gonna want to go to Tiger. They know that freight happens. So they always strive to be quick and efficient and

keep freight fun. And that's one thing I have noticed FedEx, UPS, DHL, they drop it off. There's no fun. There's no fun involved. No, I mean, we've been sold alive by King of Queens that all delivery guys are happy, go lucky, and fun, loving dudes, and- Mostly, I've yet to meet a Doug Heffern in a real life. Absolutely, most of them just leave your shit in the rain. Yeah.

You don't even have to sign for it. But you know, Sunday speaking of this, I've said this before and we did this ad though, I've always envisioned myself working at a freight company. I always felt like I could be a NASA to any freight company. I like the idea of like loading a truck and unloading a truck. He's like, Capone in A.I. I used to, I did that at a car.

I did that at Sears when I was much younger like like 21 22. It's not that fun. It sucks But it's like you know you're you got your weight belt on and you're a fucking your your mono Mono with another dude and you're just talking about like fucking gritty shit Unloading heavy shit. You got a lot of packages at there That's somebody yellow Doesn't get him unload a lot of shit here.. You know, that's somebody LF, get going. Doesn't get them unload a lot of shit here. That's why I got backspaces. No bows.

Now, gittems back issues are not caused by me or the things I have them do. I mean, again, I think it's all genetics and bad lifestyle and possibly health issues that he's not even aware of. Undiagnosed health issues, head reddit area issues that he may be having and dealing with. And he's definitely old enough now that he should see a doctor for a checkup. Like you're in your 20s, even your early days, I never felt that way.

I'm just as guilty. I would be a complete... Turn around though the COVID thing. Right. I could be the biggest... I'm dying to go on the planet though. If I tried to shame him for not going for a checkup, you know, I can't do that. But you don't, I mean, yes,

you should have went and gotten a checkup, but you didn't have all these fucking health issues. No, that was the first thing that happened. Yeah, that thing was that came out of nowhere. It's the first major medical issue I've ever had in my life and You know, but you know put me on the right path. I have an appointment for like I'm getting the Getting in it the the old finger finger in the bottle Treatment I think soon. I think in July. I think it happens dude when I go to my urologist

I back into the office that's how much I expected to happen it happens every time it's just the hole in his door I'm I'm sure you're out there I'm sure we're all I have never had to happen so like I'm fresh fish what is all this prostate exam I've never had it before but I'm getting it in July though a lot of stuff they test your blood now too. I mean, a lot of stuff is done to test your PSA stream blood test. Let's pick up on that real fast

and I've finished this Tiger Logistics. Whatever your product or market, they have an experience team and network of drivers to bring your valuable cargo to its destination in perfect condition. Call them at 864-969-3880 today to get your free, free quote. To learn more about their services visit Tiger Logistics. That's tygr logistics.com or follow them on Facebook or Instagram. Use promo code TESD to get 5% off your first load. I think what I'm longing for is the like I want to be able to wear like one of those like

uniforms that like that those that I swear like it's the button up gray shirt with my name and broidered on over the pocket like the nice um they hiss are like catchy pants or no the dickies you know and and I have to wear like work boots steel tailed yes to wear like work boots. Steel toe. Steel toe work boots. I want to leave the house. You can hear me leaving with those steel tips on rather than like, daintily going to podcast.

So, not tolling out or podcast. At 12 o'clock in the afternoon, tip towing out to you. You have a dab of do. Like you just described what's on the towel, Tony Walton. I just want to get that feeling of the machismo. That's what we should do. Do something like that undercover boss. Him like put his like, you know what?

I'd rather go to work at 12 o'clock. Or you would be or you just do undercover boss here so wall comes in and the disguise. It's like yeah I'm the new guy to try to trick it. I'm not Spanish. How about that boss? He's a jerk huh? He's got so much to say. Oh and that laugh. Why isn't he trying to get in a real job like a new guy? How do you work? Trying to go get Oh, and that laugh. Why didn't he try getting a real job like a UPS guy?

Trying to go get him in the same thing. I think it's frustrating. So today's episode is audio only just so everyone knows. Last week we did a video episode on YouTube. It's at TESD Town. If you want to check it out, we had nasty Nelly Olson from Little House on the Prairie on. And my only thing, I have to apologize that Mary Beth really dominated the conversation. She wouldn't shut the fuck up. One point I have to ask is she knew that she was going to sit in on it. How come she didn't have like 10 questions at the hand at the ready? That's a good question. That's the 10 questions that she might have had. That is a better question.

Because on the way home, I was like, what the fuck? And she was like, I blanked. I got nervous. And I was like, well, why don't you write stuff down? She's like, I know I should have. I thought I would remember. I was like, I mean, she was a polygenic. She's like, but she really froze up. And then as you pointed out, you're like, she started getting like teary because she was a polygenic. She's like, but she really froze up. And then as you pointed out, you're like, she started getting like Terry because she was so excited to meet Nelly. And that's not, she gets Terry at a lot of shit. But like last night we went to Sage's dance recital.

So Sage is out there, fucking hoafing it. And she starts tearing up at that. That's understandable, understandable. Yeah, but seeing Nelly, to me, I was like, holy shit, this is so cool. I can't believe I'm talking to Nelly Ols. I rarely rarely have that feeling. Not enough to fuck it lock up and start crying and all that others. Yeah.

Yeah. Does that do you question? And maybe emotionally, maybe, oh, I don't question it. It's never been a question. If you mean do I accept it? Yes, obviously I do. I was also thinking about, if by the time you hear this, you can check it out, go to Instagram. I'm going to start a new account called Mary Beth Shame.

And what it is, is my wife has a tendency, so cute Sunday, Jeff, to get something out of a package like food or Amazon thing, or I don't care what the fuck it is, and leave the packaging on the counter or leave the packaging out. She won't like a pop tart, she won't throw the fucking rapper away ice cream, the lid and the lid is sitting on the counter.

She just won't fucking throw it out and I don't understand why. So I'm hoping to shame her into doing it, so people see how she lives. What do you think, son? They're a good idea. I don't think she's trying to shame your wife. That's not especially social media using that. Usually the only good way to go right now. At the end of the road to fucking, you know, to ruin if you think that's the proper way to go. There's good question. It was like, like why why don't you do it all the time if you did it 80% of the time like through the stuff out And then like the 20% that you would forget say stuff like that

But you least have done most of the times but yeah every single time it's just weird. I don't wonder why it is It's a strange tick on the guy that does that too. My wife is on me the same way you guys are fucking that's way does want me to shame her Yeah, but I'm planning a shame I said what is what why don't you just don't you don't think about it You're just caught up in the moment and you're like oh you just don't think it's not like oh I'm leaving it there because ask somebody else to get it. That's never my mindset. It's just like I just We're dealing with other shit. Oh, we're dealing with deep thinkers here Sunday. Yeah, I'm I'm so lost in thought they're like let somebody else do I have so much to think about during the course of my day

So much true so many fires to put out We're starting so many hobbled employees to Nurse back to health like so if I leave a pop tart rapper on the counter I mean, I'm hoping that it could be overlooked. Sure. If you left a pop tart counter, a wrapper on the counter, but it's that. Then it's this. Then it's this.

Now you've known me since fifth grade. I'm a half ass mother fucker. She's quarter assed if I'm half assed. Yeah. I think. Okay, I'll say quarter and she's an eight. I don't think a happier. It would.

Okay. Done. Done. The Sunday, you seem like you're the guy that you like to keep the house. I'm like regimented. The annulatory. Are you Felix Unger levels? Well, you know what, I've had two.

You know, with my daughter, I live with me. I mean, you can't expect everybody to be at your expectations. So a lot of times, you see what I mean? He moves off a Michael up, that's why. Oh, yeah. And so what I would do is not clean up after them, but I would just like, it's never going to be up to my, like, to my standard. So rather than repeat yourself over and over again,

sometimes if you see the wrapper there, I just throw it away and not confront anybody. It's just because what you're doing is, or you're doing is you're creating friction. You're gonna create friction by doing it. It's just like an eventually maybe they pick up on it and then I just drew that wrapper out there. I just wanna let you know.

It's just, this way you calm down, like you just pisses me off. It drives me nuts over and over again. I tell you not to do it, but this way you you calm down like you just like this pisses me off. It drives me nuts over and over again. I tell you not to do it, but this way if you just take it, it's there, throwing the garbage, then you have to worry about it. Because look, there's plenty of shit that I let go by the wayside. Plenty. And and so like, yes, so like, well, I don't like sometimes I'm like, why can't

you just let that little, like, little petty shit just go? It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. At the end of the day, it's not worth any of the aggravation or the confrontation or the sarcastic or resentful feelings that are going to happen afterwards. It's just not worth it, man. I like that. I agree.

Happy go lucky. So your advice, rather than starting up a campaign is to just keep throwing the sugar like I've been. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's like how many times you throw these rubber? How many times does she get packages during the day? Oh, do you don't want to know? Amazon Holy Shift Jeff Bezos net worth a priest thanks to us. That's a lot of packages. I don't know. Looks like you got stuff there. I can't put a new game. Oh, okay. I call it Jefferty.

Although it has nothing to do with the game Jefferty. But I think I'm going to call any game that I come up with that you're playing, Jeff. I'm going to call it Jefferty. Okay. You like that? That sounds good. It sounds clever, right, Jefferty?

It's the number of names you've got to come up with. It's titles. This? Jeffery. Limits the number of names you got to come up with. Titles you know. This is Jeffery. So it's just a couple of scenarios I present to you and then you choose one of the three answers and then me and Brian will tell you why you're wrong. So this is basically like leaving rappers on the level already. You want to play? I guess I have to. Okay.

So you've got a basing your decision, this question one, objef. Basing your decision on if the band would still have achieved the same or as close to the same level of success with you as a member, which of these bands would you rather have been a member of? Option option one the Bee Gees? Remember them? Yes Maurice Barry and Sean. Robin. Robin. Yes. Andy was a brother. He was the sole. The village people. You can wear your head, you can wear your hard hat in now. Well, they already have a construction worker. So if you're gonna choose the village people,

you're gonna have to choose some sort of like... The adjutant mechanic. You could be a mechanic though, you could have a big wrench, seductively like in your front pocket. Big wrench. Yeah. And he's got like the, what's it called, the cover all? Yeah, all in under with that crawler. With no shirt on. Yeah, it's like you is. We it called the cover all yeah, so yeah rolling under with that crawler with no shirt on

Yeah, it's like you is looking at your back real far so you can see his chest here because you do know I don't know if you're enough You realize but the village people were They weren't a heterosexual band. Yes, I do know that and Abba so you those are your three choices You have to join one of those bands in the 70s And still feel that you're So those are your three choices. You have to join one of those bands in the 70s and still feel that your inclusion would not have deterred this band from reaching the heights that they did reach, which of those three would give you the best shot

of that band still reaching the heights. At of those three bands, I would say the village people I thought we were supposed to be wrong I didn't think he would take the vlog I didn't think so either If you're talking about like There's so many people in the village people That you don't really know I did

It's like who's this guy It's like any Jewish mechanic Other than the main guy singing Do you really know any Indian? You really remember anybody to go You can be like wasn't there guy with a wrench So there that's why I think the wheel you can't say I'm wrong if I sang for the bg It would be a different story sang for abo would be the fifth wheel

There's two very couple at you. I'm just a tambourine guy What's here? Do you got any falsetto for the VG's that you could give us? Now you got a great you got a great you got a great knack of doing the voices. Can you get a a Barry Gibb going? Let me say Barry Gibb um If you could rain that in harness of a little it's not that bad I know. You're the slow bad. Oh, my God. No time to talk. That's pretty good. If he could rain that in, harness it a little, it's not that bad.

But that's Barry's part. That's, is it that the main guy? He sings most of the songs. Yeah, I don't know. I still think village people. I still think you would have fit it right in. Nobody would have ever noticed and they still would have achieved all this.

Because they could have treated him like Linda McCartney where they turned down his mic or whatever, but he's still in treated him like Linda McCartney where they turned down his mic or whatever But he's still in the band Linda McCartney they did that to her. Yeah, what in wings? It wings yeah, she would sing and play keyboard I believe right I think get him told you that no No, I heard that a long time ago. I heard that heard the before that get them That they would they would turn down her Her audio because she was not a good singer.

Really? I don't think she was a good keyboardist. I don't think so either. I don't know why that I made the same mistake the Palma Cartney made. I heard that come in. She nearly fucked the shop. Well, you know what? Better to beat Linda McCartney. Is there going to call her anything? Linda Cartney's better in Yoko. Better than Yoko and better than the next one. What was the ladies name? Oh, the one with one. What was the, what was the ladies name? But what the one, the one who, the one who, the one who, the one who tried to, who like abused Paul.

Yeah, she's like one like, right? Then she beat him. Yeah. I'm not your beat, I'm a beat. Hey, who the fuck does that? Who do you think you are? What was her name? Okay, let me look this up while you're talking.

All right, you want to go to the next question? You're off to a flying start today Today? Because I had my answer. The only answer was village people. What's the daily double? The next question on Jeffordy. If you had to pick one war to fight in and survive, which one would you think would be the most likely to achieve that?

WW1, WW2, or NOM. Damn Sunday. Can you imagine Sunday in the jungle? What's the joint in his mouth? Now you got NOM. Years around his neck. You got a bit Charlie. You got a way better soundtrack in NOM.

You're going over there. You listen to fucking stones. Hendrix. The door. The door. World War II. You're listen to the Tommy Dorsey You listen to the five Those sisters

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Well, June World War II, I'll bet you're fighting for the fucking USA. Yeah. I don't remember much of the world. I'm gonna say, you don't remember much. I'm just trying to think it's like it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, maybe it was Vietnam. Let's see World War II. Really? The wrong answer. Definitely the wrong answer. I figured World War I was the one that I think you could have just blended in.

You know, they're not using high-tech weapons. You said World War II. OK. So in World War I, about 8.5 million soldiers died. In World War II, let's say World War II casualties. Did it? That's not just US. That's overall though. How many US troops died?

Because I'd be five of the US. Yeah, I don't know. The allies. Yeah, it's too much. I mean, we're two. We're throwing six million Jews that died. You could go to France though. And then you're like, maybe you're one up in Q. Yeah, you can sit there and cry when they march. Yeah. All right. So, but I think it's world war one. I think was the answer to that. I think you're most likely going to survive. You don't have to, you're, you're, you're, it's not a lot of like, you know, big bombs, it's not a cannon and sword. Cannon.

It's just a warm up. It's a warm up. It's a warm up. There wasn't any, there wasn't any. It's a warm up. Yeah, a cow reach. Yeah, it's a warm up. You could avoid a cannon ball,

way easier than you fucking mustard gas. Some pirate ships,'m honest regular Borrow So back then they have fucking planes they guns They regular guns weren't shoot canables and muskets I still think Brian you back me up here. What would you rather fight in nom world war two or one? I mean honestly I would go for Vietnam. Really? I know it seems really shitty. Yeah, but it wasn't.

Just like any war. But you come back, everybody. Spitting on you. Oh, that's true. I'm not gonna forget that part. I didn't think of that part. Yeah, because at least the other two come back as a hero. Yeah, because at least the other two come back as a hero.

Yeah, right. Which was bullshit that the fucking, the nom guy's fucking got spit on you. Yeah, I agree with that. The rooster. Spitting on me in my hometown. Yeah, but you want a nom, you know, you're, you're, you're in the jungles, malaria. That's true. Everything's wet and sweaty and humid. I was just, I honestly, all I was thinking about was the music and smoking a joint walk along. I would let my team down.

Yeah, I think it's World War one. Get him. You can car your shake your head if you think so. Yeah, he shook his head, yes. He's out of commission. You saw that wasn't a spasm. But over World War II, yes, I would agree with you. It had probably the best, but also the best chances of being like irreversibly disfigured or injured, you know, in World War One and World War One. How come?

Well, because by the time you hit nom, it's like they have better medications, they have better field prep, like all that stuff. You're probably more likely to... I still maintain though. Like the odds again hit with a fucking cannibal or fucking pretty slim. Can't be big cannon by a great guy. It's like you're not fighting Jack Sparrow.

The cannibal would be rough. The balls. Like... All right, question two of Jeffery. This is question three. Three, sorry. There you go. Would you rather have been a passenger on A,

the Titanic, B, the Hindenburg, or C, Apollo 13? Here comes Jewish Sunday Jeff in on the fucking Hindenburg and the giant swastik on the tail. Oh, get out of there! He's violating. It's two to eight, two to a minute. Well, you're trying to like take the trip and survive. So wait, it's Titanic, Hindenburg, and what was last one?

Apollo 13. Apollo 13, okay. These are all three ill-fated voyages. So there's a... Well, but people survived all of them though. I don't know about the Hindenburg. No, I don't think they're... I think there has to be a fell out of the Hindenburg. No, I don't think that's a bad thing. I think there has to be a fell out of the Hindenburg and survived.

I think there's a burnt death. I think there's survivors of the... You might have survived for a little bit until the rest of it came on top of the Hindenburg to a cinch. If you happen to be a younger listener and have never seen the Hindenburg footage, definitely definitely. Oh, check it out. It's insane.

It's shocking. The way that fire just peeling it. But you want to survive one of these voyages and I'll tell you There's only one smart choice I would probably pick the Titanic the Titanic. Yes, how come you're not in space Right, so I mean at least there's something you can I mean jumping in the water I mean no the water was cold But at least there was you had some kind of way of possibly surviving with the raft or whatever debris

It was leftover from you know the decks or whatever Hinderberg there's no there's no way. Did anybody survive that? Hinderberg yet said 63 people 62 people so yeah, I was right, but you had to be one of the 62. Yes 63 people. 62 people. So yeah, I was right. But you had to be one of the 62. Yes. Looking at the Hinderberg or the way that the ship down and went in Titanic, which would rather be on. I would rather be on the Titanic. I think there's more time for you to get off the ship than it was that split second. And you saw how fast that Hinderberg goes up. Yeah, but I think this footage is sped up. It's not sped up. Yeah, I think it is because it's like, it's like, there is a guy like running towards the camera.

Yeah, everything looks very herky jerky in that video. It catches fire pretty fast. Yeah, dude, the wrong answer, again, it's easily Apollo 13, everybody fucking survived. Oh, well. But I would have survived too. Right, you, now you would have survived the Apollo 13.

And what a story you would have had to tell when you got back. True. Made a body. You want to met Ron Howard? He was on Apollo 13. He made the movie. He made the movie. But he talked to all the S.

Yeah, he had to. So that was the, that was the big thing. I'd meet, I'd meet Richie. I skate my Titanic though. Titanic's rough because you're a guy. You're not going to get into one of those. Would you adhere to that and when the shit's going down or you're like women and children first

or you're like fuck, I have every minute. The guy you really in Titanic? The rich guy? I never saw the movies that way. Oh yeah, that's what happens. Mine's getting on the ship. But again, again nobody I mean, I don't know. If you were if you're on the Titanic and it's like, you know, there's a couple life boats. There's one space left There's an old lady hobbling up the fucking deck. She's a what she's a old lady. Yeah, she's old

She's a ways away. You can definitely jump in her spot and they'll lower it. See it. Yeah I respect that. It's like Jerry with the bread. All right. So so far you've only got one question right Jeff. Well, it's more than you probably thought I was going to get right. Which of these exclusive establishments would you have had a better shot of getting into and becoming a regular member of Studio 54, the Playboy mansion or Scullin' Bones, I don't know if you know what Scullin' Bones, this is a, it's known as the Order Order 322 or the Brotherhood of Death, it's an undergraduate senior. Touns is place for men. It's like a, it's a, like a,

a serr-er-ity thing that like they say the movers and shakers of the planet have all been a member of. It's at a, it's at a Yale, I believe. Right? Yale. Gole-mbones, get them. Do some Google. Now, I think the bush,

the bushes have all been a members of the Skull-Bones secret. It's like a secret society thing, but it's like a Mason's type thing, but it's it's a it's a real thing Stone cutters, so could you have gotten into the skull and bones? Could you have made that frat? Could you have gotten into the playboy mansion? You know what whole blue eyes and Sammy and the rat pack Sunday all all those ta ta's Now are we going by his current cool quotient? Our so gonna be alcohol serve and studio 54 which they say had the the

hardest velvet rope to get around because you had to be you had to show the bouncer something pretty unique To get the show Steve something not the bouncers who Steve Steve Well, he was the one that basically picked a lot of people, but you know, he had somebody he wasn't out there for control. Good chunk, but he would allow people that you wouldn't expect to get in. Like a guy who's never been drunk. He even known he turned down a lot of stores that he wouldn't let people go in. Oh, yeah. you want to let people go in. Oh yeah. Yeah. Jeffie Stardust. So my best chances of getting in any of those places I would say would be Studio 54.

And become a regular of. You think that you're regular? I got to become a regular every night. I'm like, oh, I'm just still women. Then you know, I'm going to say that secrets, secrets society. Because there's no way I'm not going to play women as there. They're not letting me in there. I just don't know. I'd just like, why would they let me in there all the time? I'm a regular member like I'm after

With the smoking jacket with with with you like what are you saying? What do you think is gonna win this month? We got all these tattas I I actually think it would be the skull and bones. That's what I said. Yeah, hello profile. Yeah, okay So you got another correct answer think it would be the skull and bones. That's what I said. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So you got another correct answer. Look at Sunday Jeff's arms, man. I'll start calling them Gunday Jeff.

Yeah. He's fucking massive. You can resurrect one of these long dead products. The Arch Deluxe. Do you remember the Arch Deluxe? What was that? It was a McDonald's hamburger. Was that the one that kept the hot hot cold cold? Big red DLT. It was like a, they, they, they, it was a McDonald's hamburger was that the one that kept the hot hot McGrub cold deal tea it was like a they they it was a high-end burger

It was more expensive than any of their normal burgers. I think they're I think the deal T was a high-end burger Wasn't Mc deal T. I don't know was this the one where it's like they're like we keep the hot hot in the cold cold And it came in like a a double package with the vegetables on one side of the burger on the other They they say it was the biggest flop in fast food history. Crystal Pepsi, remember that? Crystal Clear. Our new Coke. Which one of these products do you resurrect and have the best chance of now becoming a success in 2023? I wouldn't say new Coke. Newark Coke? Newarkoke? Yeah. Newarkoke? Just because now I think a lot of people are fading away from, you know, like, well, that's sugar. I would

think probably crystal, crystal Pepsi. The reason why? Because there's like, there's no coloring in it. It's more of a, they're trying to make it healthier. The other one I don't think is really, what was it first? Oh, the McDonald's burger. No, the arched deluxe. Yeah, I just think a lot of people are fading away from a lot of the fast food stuff. Like, they're trying to get away from that. So I would think like, there's no caramel. Basically, it's the same thing as Pepsi. I just don't think it has any caramel coloring in it.

And the correct answer is the arched deluxe, because with all the advance of all the burger joints now the higher-end burger joints are you're paying way more than a mech firm McDonald's burger they the thinking is the arched deluxe could be reintroduced and succeed today because you have your red robin burgers your smash burgers this would appeal to the to the burger connoisseur more than it did in the eighties I say you know what we still have the arched deluxe.

So, to secure that. This is it, despite having the largest advertising and promotional budget and fast food history at the time, which was 1996, it was soon discontinued after filling to become popular and is considered to be one of the most expensive flops of all time. Wow. But I believe the arched deluxe could come back with the right marketing campaign and be a success. Way more easily than Crystal Pepsi. Nobody gives a fuck about that.

People were, although we were going through at least a recession at this point, it's a customer's were dissuaded by the high price, which ranged from 209 up to 249, which is equivalent to about five bucks in 2022. Although I don't know, I bring sage Mac Donalds and it's about right. It's not only that much enough for just one burger, though. I don't know. Like 50, I think it's pretty much like the first cheese, bro. If you buy a big bag, it's probably about five bucks. I would say big marks probably about five bucks. Yeah. All right. So didn't get that one right. Let's see about how you do in this one. Which of these cults do you feel you most likely would have joined and excelled in the mansion family? Jim Jones is the people's temple. That's the cool aid cult, you know, the flavor aid.

You know, the, you know, that cult where he made everybody drink cool aid. It was like it was in Ghana like 700-800 people have all got poisoned and died. You ever hear that slogan or that phrase? It's a pop culture phrase, don't drink the Kool-Aid. That's because of this cult. Am I the one person lying to them? Is that what you're saying? No, no, no, you're joining one of these cults and which one are you excelling in the best? Which one are you like are are you like you're, you're getting the eye of the leader of the Manson Jim Jones and Manson Jim Jones or Heaven's Gate. That's the UFO cult where they all put their Nike's on and got bad haircuts and drank, I think they drank poison too, right? I think they did. You're right. I don't know. Yeah, something like that. Any of these that thing you get in my, that, that,

I'm gonna get their attention. Well, yeah, you're gonna excel in. You got the Manson family. How are you gonna sell you everything you drink? You're gonna die. How are you gonna excel? Well, no, I'm gonna get a sell in there. At least the Manson.

At least you got a chance to live in the Manson one. Yeah. I'm gonna chill. Like, this is like the Apollo 13 question. I'm gonna pick the Manson one, because at least you live. Yeah, and the Manson one, like worst case scenario is you trip on some acid Hip-y chicks, but now you've also got a fucking X carved into your fucking forehead now. Oh, so he's one of the Charlie's problem

Maybe I Write a different letter backwards or something. So I get his attention, but I still rather take my chance with that. I got a chance to stand alive. It's backwards is still X. No, no, not X. I write D. I write a D madness. I'm making a plus sign. What do you think about this? I would have thought the UFO cult you would have been, you're into fucking UFOs you're into space Yeah, I'm not into like you're not into fucking hippies and psychedelic drugs and the beach boys You don't think it matters for us are in that cult dude. You're not gonna excel he be else did with that I don't think I would excel in any of these cults and the UFO one

I don't know if you ever heard it like it like there's a guy named doe and I forget what his wife's name was and They would make the members do really weird shit. A lot of fucking, a lot of, you know, a lot of people become in unix, cutting your balls off. That's a thing about cult leaders, man, like the guy, the right thing, the male cult leader is always like all you other guys. Yeah, you're not welcome, but your wives are. You're big into that shit, like a masculating. Now, Sunday, I think you would have been, you would have been a fucking mover and shaker

in the Heavens Gate cult. I think so, I think so. You may, like I said, I wouldn't want to see you, you know, 80 years old with a giant X in your head, you know, that's just not what I made a mistake. I think one of the ladies just got a blow. I think one of the Manson got. I think one of the Manson women just got paroled. Oh yeah. After all these years. I thought I heard that

too or she was up for it. Yeah. Do and T. Do and T that were the leaders of Heaven's Gate. We actually contacted them through email and they answered some questions for us for an old episode of TSD. So there's someone still monitoring that website, waiting for the UFO to come back. Yeah. They'll be waiting a long time. Yeah. I kind of agree with you on that one.

I don't think that UFO is ever coming. It's to why I didn't join that cult. Who just got paroled. I can't tell if it's, who got, they didn't get paroled, but they got denied if it was Leslie Van Halton or Patricia Crenwin-Kill. Hmmkel. All right so he just a few more. Oh wait, Manson followed Patricia Crenwinkel approved for parole and this was 2022 so if if it just happened recently it's probably that's the one we're talking about.

That's a long time to be in jail man. I'm like 50 years. You gotta do the fucking time. You did the crime. You cut people open and take their name. This one's a, this one's to do with love and heart. You must order a male order bride of only these three choices. A Papa New Guinea tribeswoman from a tribe that has had no exposure to the modern world. And oh, by the way, almost like you. And oh, by the way, they've dabbled in cannibalistic tendencies. This tribe. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

a woman from the most in-bred family in Kentucky called the Whittakers. The Whittakers? Oh, have you ever seen her? No. Okay, hold on a second. Let me see what she looks like first. Yeah. Oh, no, it's just a woman. I'm not saying that it's like the most famous woman. Well, I still got a good idea of what's going on. Yeah, I think that their amount of inbreeding in this particular family has caused some defects.

Some harsh ones. Yeah, it's pretty bad. Everybody can watch everybody else at the same time in the kitchen room. That whole map is so in the ex files. Yeah. Yeah. Or your third and final choice. An old fashion Christian science gal that won't allow her or your children any modern medicine.

Like it. So you got the tribeswoman from New Guinea, Papa New Guinea, who's never seen an outsider, has never seen, you know, an American man, an all American man. I should say you as you are an all American man. Yes, come right off the boat. She's like, this is what she sees. You got the the in bread Kentucky woman from the family of the Whittakers, the Whittakers, and you have this woman who won't allow her or your any potential children to receive any modern medicine or medical care. children to receive any modern medicine or medical care. Which one's going to be more apt to find true love in and a long loving marriage in this male or a bride? Someone who doesn't understand you the language anything about the world.

Yeah, but then you know he said that's cannibalistic though. And so I come off the boat, I start looking like that, or tune around like a hot dog for a child. Now, I would say probably that. They all ate their enemies though. That's one of the things too. It's not like they were eating people of their own tribe. This is what they would do the enemies

to garner strength and to become intimidating to some of the rival tribes. But her husband, I imagine, she's not going to ever consider you a fucking taco snack. Come by. So you have a lot. You take that one. You have a lot to introduce her to TV. Yeah, still for a walkers.

I take her right over and right to the multiplex multiplexes soon. She gets off the plane. But I think it would be interesting though to like Brian would say, you would be able to show her everything and you'd be doing it together. So it's all new to her. Yeah. So I would think. But you don't have the same language though. That's all right, but I'm saying you grow together.

I think that would be a lot better that you know you have somebody fresh like that who's not really used to your culture or whatever and you're basically as you as you go on in the years go by that you know you can grow fond of each other. She's never seen indoor lighting or plum. That's my kind of woman. Yeah. You are talking about somebody who's so removed from your daily life. Can I get back on the... The second? You're talking about like you have to introduce your to everything, how to even use a toilet, how to, you know, turn on the lights and not think that like, you know, that... A god is mad at her.

Yeah, I mean, there is a... That's a heavy stuff. You always get burned and shit- You always just reached a pro. That just doesn't have any kind of medicine. Yeah, so like if like let's say you you eventually you're going to have a child and the kid gets sick. She's like no, no medicine. God will God will heal her. Jeffrey. So that's a nice thing.

I was like, could we get him some. There we go with doctor medicine. Uh, yeah, sure There we go, Dr. Medicine. Uh, yeah, sure I'll go with that one then. Christian Science. Yeah. I think that was the right answer. I felt that was the one, because you could always wait till she's asleep, then take the kid to the doctor. That's what I was thinking, just go behind her back.

Yeah. But there isn't argument to be made for the poppin' new guinea truss one. Interesting. We just look at a picture, they got no problems of hanging the boobs out walking around. They're actually pretty cute. Start walking to them while I dab. It brings the kids to school and just like that.

No, sure. I'm gonna grass skirt. Thank you, Tizzi. You're gonna stop it. All right, son, do you want to get this last question out of the way? Maybe you could go 500, I think. Yeah, I'm surprising, yeah, I think.

No, not really. I still fell in the test which of these Proven to be harmful things would you eradicate from existence? tobacco alcohol social media Okay, the first is it like it never existed or he's taking it away He's taking it away. He's taking it away. Okay You could radicate it from existence. It doesn't exist any longer

Hmm, and these are all three proven to be harmful. Oh, well without a doubt Which one do you feel you would be certainly a bad tobacco would probably kill well, I call it kills a lot of people too be certain man to be able to back would probably kill well I call it cause a lot of people too. But social media if you count suicides and stuff that could be a lot of too. But not just death, but like think of how it affects people's meant like their mental states and like especially like young kids. Yeah, even 55 year old men when they look online, they see someone like people like people are writing. it makes me go like like my toes are over the line I'm ready to focus I'm going to step it for an actualy

like would the world be better I would think the world would be better without social media You're picking social media I would pick social media I mean obviously none of them are really I mean tobacco is obviously not healthy at all. It kills tons of people, alcohol, same thing, you've got to use that. Social media, but I'm saying, you know, how many kids read stuff and they commit suicide

and they, you know, that's, you know, it affects all ages though. It just doesn't affect like, you know, tobacco and alcohol, you're supposed to be 21 or whatever, you know, so a lot of the younger folks ain't really dabbling in it, but social media everybody could do it. You know, all different age groups. But then there's a knock on effect though that you remove social media from existence and now everybody fucking rushed to the bottle to fulfill that void of so much. Where's tobacco? So this is a Kobayashi Marufu. or tobacco. So this is a Kobayashi Maru fuck. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, one of the greatest fucking American history. I don't I wouldn't have had a

problem. Yeah, you'll be fucking sailing brother. Not necessarily like you guys just like all Johnson on the side of the street here. What's up with you guys? I feel like well you would you

might profiteer off it off of alcohol. Like I can see I can see you like being a silent partner in the speak easy. I'm not traveling. Like to move shine and flanagan over there. How Elliott Ness fucking you know visiting me and all the night.

You like this guy? I don't know how to fuck the contract is. Sure. Sure. It's over his nose. The correct answer I felt while was alcohol. I just feel when you look at the numbers, the sheer numbers are staggering to the horrific state of the world world due to alcohol and alcohol abuse. And even people who aren't drinking alcohol who are affected by people who in their lives who are drinking. Well, you get a guy smoking a cigarette, right? Unless you're right next to him, it's not

going to affect you that much. Right. Alcohol. You get a guy that's been drinking right? Unless you're right next to him, it's not gonna affect you that much. Right. Alcohol. You get a guy that's been drinking and he's driving down the street just to get it on the corner. I mean, if it's your father and you winds up dying at a young age and you have young kids or whatever, that affects people.

Yeah, like three of them. What are you talking about? I tell him about it. It's the gum saying to somebody tobacco, like somebody who say their father has long cancer at the age of 40-A. They're all terrible. This is a fucking shitty fucking slumber.

I'm sure there's a lot of people that that wind up on social media that wind up. I mean, how many suicides are from social media just by you know, being bullied. I mean, just it's probably a lot. It is, but I still think the numbers are they're dwarfed by alcohols. Monstrous shadow. Yeah, I feel like alcohol has a far greater reach, more tentacles to affect more people. Well, yeah, I mean, because your problem

could become other people's problem when you get in a car. Now you can take care of, now you can wind up killing somebody else that has nothing to do with your problems. Like nobody killed somebody over like smoking three cigarettes in a row, you know, or it was, or smoking an entire cart in a cigarette you could, and you would, you would just get sick,

you wouldn't want to attack somebody. You drink enough beer alcohol or something, if you want to lose me, we're gonna find out once we do our Patreon episode Sunday, just, first time you get drunk, start throwing shit against the wall. I want to ask you guys very quickly, because I watch a lot of crime shows a lot.

And one thing I noticed that a lot of these people say is, it used to be the kind of town like you didn't have to lock your doors. We all lock our doors now. How important in your life has it ever been to you to not lock your doors? Like I don't get it. Do people love this feeling, this blanket of security that they feel by living in a place

where there's no crime here. I don't even have to lock my door. Is it like that? You can get lulled into a false sense of security that you live in a safe neighborhood. I think it's easy. And also chalk it up to a lot of it is like you just forget, you know, it's just like the pop tart wrapper. You're not intentionally not locking your doors because you're like, yeah, I think some people do like these people that are on these shows, they're like, you know, yeah, she never locked her door. She always felt safe and it is like granted. Sometimes it's in the fucking middle of nowhere and you're like, how did this happen?

Like this is not statistically, this is nearly impossible that this would happen. But like, like, less, I woke up this morning, our front door was unlocked because me and Sage went outside and I forgot to lock it on the way back in. And I wasn't like, oh my fucking god, we would, you know, we came so close. Actually, they bark like maniacs. I mean, unfortunately, though, a stranger with like, maniacs. I mean, unfortunately though, a stranger with like, you know, become a boy as he was Rob his belly and he'll roll over and you know, Cooper is not a car. It's attacking you. And you get myself a cat. You should.

The dog we have would and there's he hides behind me for everything. And it's kind of strange too, because I'm like, you know, when we first got him and like, you know, walking him around the yard and there's like kids in the next yard and he's like scared of them. So he'll like come and stand by my legs or, you know, like, guys leaf blowing in the yard over, he gets scared to come stand by my legs. And then the other day, there's these two dogs and they're like big fucking, you know, the kind of dogs that are perfectly gentle, but somehow always seem to be attacking people. They're those kind of dogs that are perfectly gentle, but somehow always seem to be attacking people. They're those kind of dogs and they're coming running up to like the border of the property,

barking and shit. And he like goes behind me and you know, hides behind my legs. And I'm like, at that point, I'm like, dude, I've only known you three weeks. Do you think that I'm going to take a full-on double pit bull attack, but for your account, like, no, we're gonna both run, we're gonna both die one of the two. I think, yeah, I think like, I personally, I've never purchased a dog looking for the intimidation factor. You know, I purchased a dog for more. We can see that.

Yeah, the Kina factor. I want, I want, I want to like a little teddy bear. I want to like a, I want it something small that, you know, can jump up on the bed and not take up the whole bed. You know, so, but I get it, you know, there, if you're looking for a guard dog, you know, I don't need to, you know, you need to look into a different kind of breed though, then we picked out. I'm like, you know, I don't like guard dog types. I got to mind types that bark and deter people, but the kind that like, like, can I pet this dog? It looks pretty like...

Off. That'll bump in. Yeah. So, yep, we got Norm the puppy and he's doing okay. That's good. He's, he's gotta be trained. I got him. I got him known for the sniffers, right?

He's constantly sniffing the air constantly. He doesn't really like the pool though. We got him like a little inflatable shark outfit where he can like float around the pool He doesn't seem to like it too much. You're giving a bath Mary bath is given my couple. Does he like that? He doesn't mind it really still smells like dog though I Like once I haven't had a dog in so long and I was like, oh, yeah, it's right The dog smell will come along with a dog a dog in so long that I was like, oh yeah, that's right. The dog smell will come along with a dog.

This one is wet. Regardless. So yeah, he goes swimming the pool, then he fucking tears in the house and runs up and jumps in the bed. And he starts rolling around all over the bed getting his wet dog ass all over the place. Fucking dirty fucking, dirty fucking towel that's been in the laundry for three weeks. Yeah. So that's about everything I had.

And apologies for these past few weeks, last week. I know the audio wasn't great, that was my fault, I know the previous week, the audio didn't even come out, because I fucked it up. So that was my fault, but this week I'm protecting it. One, two, three, yeah. The audio guy. This is supposed to be a cute job, if you remember he was originally the tech guy. He grew out of his role and we never hired anyone else. Although again I was been looking at his phone the entire fucking time so I'm not even sure if I should record it. Tell him Steve Dave.