Tell Em Steve-Dave - #560: The Porcelain Unabomber

Episode Date: June 18, 2023

Q attends a bachelorette party, the Unabomber dies, the Strange Case of Natalia Grace, Bry receives LHOTP backlash, Walt and the Franks embark on an adventure. https://ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD

And I thought a little house on the prairie slash nelly themed guitar. You're not giving that ghost up on it. I'm never giving up. I'm never giving up. I don't care out the dog! Sponger pod! I want the TV! If not, then fucking you take him! Tell him, Steve Dave! Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him, Steve Dave. Guess what everyone walks here.

I am. Even bigger deal. Sorry, Walt. Oh. You're a big deal. I'm a big deal. I'm a big deal. I'm a big deal.

I'm a big deal. I'm a big deal. I'm a big deal. I'm a big deal. I'm a big deal. I'm a big deal. I'm a big deal. Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tellum Steve Dave. Guess what everyone walks here. I am. Even bigger deal. Sorry, Walt. Oh, you're kind of like not that special. You be in here. That makes all the difference. Here I am. He looks battle-worn from these worn from this these bachelor at parties has been a tender. Is it everything the decadence and the debauchery that everyone is praying that we're going to hear some crazy stories. Garza belts. How many bachelor's did you bang?

Drinkin off of half as a man off of body parts. No, the problem is it's fun for everybody else. I had a blast because there were two nights Savannah's great town Well, that's Georgia. Yeah, yeah, fun town You don't want to ask about the politics too much They have a mixture of dive bars which I love I I'll take a dive bar any day the week and then because everybody on every other person at this bachelor party was On average 15 years younger than me Well, that's the way to roll right and they were a bunch of girls

I think more energetic and more dark crazy. Let's wait for them to roll I had a good time, I got drunk. I, I, uh, no, the, the thing is, well, like, unless we're in those dive bars, we go to the, to the clubs, you know, with the girls want to go and stuff like that. It's just a meet and greet for me. And I can't have fun. It's like, all night, I'm just taking pictures and stuff. Do you ever think of going MJ, Michael Jackson, and adopting some sort of disguise?

I want to see through. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, like a domino mask and people were coming up to me. I think you've got to go a little bit more involved in that. And also adopt maybe a British accent. And she got like cartel, cartel boss plastic surgery. And the British accent, you can go to a bathroom or a party. Cheerio, oh. Jeeps, where do roy royal they get a double? Jeeps I just call every bartender People either I'm bar I think that's cute from a practical joke

We might be on TV Yeah, so you can't do anything there's nothing nothing to be done because there, you know, there's always people watching or taking pictures or whatever. Now, I don't know if you've noticed, but Gidham is in the room. I did notice. He has been giving a new responsibility as office manager. Yeah. Slash coach.

And it is now he will have to be here for every audio recording and monitor the recording. Okay. And already, why aren't you wearing the fucking... I didn't wear a last time. You have the best ears. Put it on though, because just so we have two sets of ears to make sure. You have two sets of ears. I don't trust his ears. What's wrong with my ears? I'm really...

Because every fucking for a two out of the last four recordings hasn't fucking recorded. That's how I've been doing my ears. I got perfect hearing. It's my tech class. Put it on. At least put it on intermittently. Have you ever heard had an employee? Fuck it complaint so much They're gonna sit back You're already doing it. Why do I gotta do it?

There is a better than mine You're telling me about his this is why he doesn't get a raise when he gives these No, yeah, there's almost got the moded last week back to office coach. Yeah, we got his manager. Oh, what do you do? I don't know. What do you do again? What did you do that you almost got your office? Well, you can't ask me.

I'm like, oh, yeah. I don't remember that. I don't remember. Yeah, but something small he did. Yeah, but this is the new, added responsibility to this, probably I think only has two other ones, just be here and don't fucking destroy the toilet. Don't destroy the toilet.

That was not an issue. That comes from the landlord, that's not the one, Troll. That's one of the cattle when we were moving in. They were like, we're gonna have to dump all the toilet claws into your contract. We got a toilet destroyer on floor two. I'm pretty into a eutobomer of fucking the porcelain eutobomer. He struck again.

I think there's nails in that one. Is that a hay? Is that a condom? It's like when they cut open a shark. The license plate's there from Alabama. I rents 50 bucks on my pie. Cover plumbing damage. Yeah, but if you're, I don't know if you're a feel awkward with him in the room,

just not just silently sitting here No, I kind of just it's easily ignored. Yeah, he didn't even do his job last week. He was looking at his phone so much Recorded though last week was pretty sweet Did actually record record. I got to give myself problems. I recorded at least. I think people, um, some viewers here, Deku and fucking like the fucking manifesto. He sends me about how we have to address the recording issues. I'm like, Motherfucker, how much work can I address? I can't be responsible for the audio too. Stop sending me this. So to put a best man on it. Let's do it.

I see you're saying that so it makes his job look harder. So he could fall off. Finally, they need me. This fucking sound guru. Yeah, it's like how Scotty on the end of prize always like, it's impossible. I mean, while he already did it, he already did it. He's probably kicking back smoke and wiggle over the night.

Just for the right moment to be like I did it captain. Guess what captain Flanagan I was gonna save three warning again. It's the hardest well. We ever had it. I called this one Moe be kick. I like it being in here. Well, with no Mike, he's just a target. Yeah.

I feel like the guy, I feel like the guy tracing the phone calls, and not like every FBI movie. Yeah. With the cans. He's white, doesn't have them there. I told them to set, what about this mic right here?

Why didn't you set this one up so you can, I told you last night I said, put that mic up for you because I want to ask you a question though. Internally, I want to fuck that up. I want to ask you from time to time a question. Okay, I'll just send the mic over to them then. Well, I want to ask, do you feel more responsibility is this a little bit more like pressure

because it should, it should, you should feel the pressure because if it doesn't record now, we have somebody that we can fuck them go after. Yes. Yes. It's your ass. But thankfully due to my security training, I'm cool under pressure. The David Jule of audio, Robert Jule. What was his name?

Richard. That harkens back to the early 90s, the Atlanta Olympic bombing, right? A lot of bombing references so far. Yeah. Well, toilet bombing. And you know, bomber just died. You know, bomber just died. Yeah, that's, I was going to bring that up.

And have you ever read his manifesto? I remember scouring through it and, you know, just looking for the insanity, which, the insanity, which is pretty easy to find. It's easy to find, but there's also some shit in there that you're like, you was right. About what? About all house, the industrial revolution and technology in general is contributing to the downfall of mankind. It is a pity that mankind, look at look at all the accomplishments too by that lot of accomplishments But I think he's tell you was talking specifically about like online Oh, he could talk about just mid 90s

It was already have a good He could not he could not have for yeah definitely yeah It's a unit bomber in the 80s. He was doing this shit. There was no fucking internet. Nobody was doing in the 90s Tell me when did he first send his first bomb? Let's check it out. All that Google and shit. That's what we do around here. Oh, you're gonna do it.

Get him. All right, get him's looking it up. Yeah, you kind of like how, how did they not catch him for so long? Because he was living in a fucking four by four hut. You know, oh, the famous shack. The shack. Isn't that somewhere,

Shacken Museum or something like that? Oh, I mean, the aggroge. Yeah, they definitely disassemble it. I mean, they have that. famous shack the shack isn't that somewhere shatter museum or something like that oh yeah they definitely just a couple the f i read it was on display at one point the f i never would have found them if not for his brother his brother they published the manifesto his brother read it

the wife uh... of the brother of the brother who was like i think this might be uh... brother was like you got to go to to the, you got to go, you got to turn your brother in. Yeah, just by the writings. What year? 78 was the first ball. Oh, wow. All right.

Yeah. So that like the FBI was nowhere near catching him if not for his brother. His brother. His brother regarded as a hero. I would think so. I mean, it's a tough thing to do. We know Ted Kaczynski. We don't know his brother's name.

Yeah. i would think so i mean that it's a tough thing to do with no ten kizanski we don't know his brothers name but i mean i think i think he would have to be generally regarded as a hero for turning your brother i mean i'm sure there's some people who you know that they would be grudgingly don't want to fucking ever give anybody any hero status no matter what happens well do you think it's because he sold out his brother people like you know dude so that you did you brother dirty status as a matter of what happens well do you think it's because he sold out his brother people like y'all do

uh... so that you did you brother dirty well thankfully i think his parents were no longer alive so they didn't have to see you know one brother turning the other brother for you know being the unibomber which would have been fucking work really rough christmas is what uh... what what do you do if you found out one of your family members is like

doing shit like that where you kill like you know one of your brothers is Which brother no No, I mean I got to turn them in I guess but I would stick with them. Yeah, I would visit them in prison and stuff like that You can't have your brother out there killing other people just fine people up Here's what I would suggest though You have to have the FBI's assurances that you never come to. It never comes out that you turn them in, so you at least don't have that.

And then don't go on date line doing all sorts of interviews and shit. That's going to call me hero if I do it anonymously. Oh. That's what I would be like. I don't want any credit. Don't put my name in the paper. Don't even, an unnamed source, you know, turn them in. I do not want this kind of like,

like to, I mean, I gotta live what it as it is. I certainly don't want it out in the media. You don't think a book deal will help? Money? Yeah. I think he's also doing, he was a really successful, smart motherfucker too, the brother. So what did he turn his brother in four? He's not gonna get a book deal out of it You haven't been stopped touching that Mike

Maybe get him get on I'm tired. Um, Ted, I was just about to say that chair is going to collapse by that's a second loud pop pop that I've heard from gittems chair. Be careful. The chair is screaming. He's got back some. You probably have a little less. No, I heard about his elbow. Yeah, he definitely has a horny elbow. Yeah,

poking out and back spasms. You do a great bud. And we were told earlier that he had a beefcake photo of himself. Yeah. And if he'll send it to me, I'll put it up. No. He doesn't want it out there. I don't know why, but he told me that he's very reluctant to have it go out online.

He doesn't have anybody to see it. It's because that people draw comparisons. Like, why were you in the beefcake shape? And now you're like, I imagine that's that's you don't want to hear that or someone you're in a bomber from here to zero no one wants to hear about how you've degraded and how you've you know how you how poorly you've aged you have to best something for overcome something yeah you can't just be like I've been in study decline since I was 20 and now I'm going to

read a book about it yeah I. I thought it was nice. Don't you came in today, though, and you know, he brought, get him some lunch for his birthday. He did. I didn't even always get him his birthday. Yeah, I took him out for lunch, but he, like I told you guys, he didn't quite enjoy it as thoroughly as I hope because he had the runs. He told me while we were sitting in the bus.

No, did he visit the bathroom several times or? He said, yeah, he had to like limit his choices too. Why is this reschedule? Because I forget and I'll be like, it's a one shot deal only. Go now or no. Show down this pancake and now when you got the runs. And I have, like sir, there's a maximum of four visits to the bathroom. Oh my god, God, the porcelainburest here. They're on the phone.

Trying to keep us there longer, would you like another pancake sir? Oh, okay. It's my birthday. This is my friend. He's taking me out. It's my friend. He's taking me out. Oh, good. The feed and pancakes under the stall under the door. Keep on there longer. Would you like syrup with that?

They want to take them out the best. There's a lot of people that are coming in to see that mess. So why not, why not Perkins? Perfectly within walking distance. I'm not a fan of Perkins. I don't like the burgers there and I wanted to get a burger. It was about you. It's the end of the day. I'm buying for at least I want to join too and he's not a Perkins fan.

He doesn't care. He's a fan of free. Yeah. A birthday lunch or dinner, he doesn't care where it's, he doesn't have free. Yeah. So a birthday launch or dinner, he doesn't care where it's at Perkins or I have. All right. Good. Did you ever find out his brother's name? David David Kaczynski. And that tech is in the Unibomour. He was in the MK Ultra program too. So they probably fucked up his brain on him. And that's definitely been confirmed. That's not just a rumor. No, that's confirmed that he was part of that.

Which one's that? That was like the government was doing experiments with acid and LSD. All kinds of shit. Oh, so they broke mine control. Yeah. They broke his brain. I think so. Sent them out to the world.

Sent them out to the world. I think obviously not a fan of technology. I can relate to that. He. I'm about to write a manifesto against his fucking soundboard. He had 170 IQ, now put that in comparison with our resident, genius who has 148. Can you imagine him 30 point higher?

Wow. Why is he living in a cabin in the woods? He wants to get back to nature. He wanted to abandon all forms of technology and modern living. I don't sound that smart to me. There's a four-part series on him on Netflix. It's pretty interesting. Did people like him in his day-to-day?

Oh, that's a good idea. I thought he meant once the... No, no, before he got it. I think yeah's like a weird guy. I thought you meant once the... No, no, before he got it. Oh, I think yeah, early on. Because John Wayne Gacy, people were like, oh my God, he was a pillar of society. He was a community leader. He had pictures with Roslyn Carter.

They said in college, he definitely started to go downhill. Yeah. He like his brother did an interview and said, I know a lot of people who went down in college. Yeah! Nice work, nice work. I have fun. I'm back everyone, I'm went down in college. Nice work. Nice work. I applaud that.

I'm back everyone. I'm here. I'm at the table. I don't even get that. It's like a project. Wasn't that good? But yeah, they said he definitely turned to the down the wrong path in college, where he started to get paranoid delusions and all those things that come with it. All right, well, he's fucked now. He's dead. How'd he die? He just 81.

Hang on. Oh, whoa. I didn't hear anything about 81. Yeah, can you imagine being in jail for that long and then being like, I guess I'll have to fuck it on my terms. Considering how he lived, I would have thought the jail cell would be in upgrade. That's what somebody wrote. I saw a comment where somebody said, yeah, we took him from a five by seven cabin and put him in an eight by ten cell. So why was it worse for him? Probably because he wasn't allowed to write and shit.

No, but he was allowed to write, but he didn't have the freedom to send bombs and shit. Well, he had stopped doing that though. He had stopped with the bombs for quite some time. But the former because it was like university, airline. Like the first one was sent to an airline guy I think. And he did an open. Northwestern University then the airline. One of them was suspicious of it. If I got a box at my house and it's like, hey Brian Johnson, even if there's no return address on it, I'm

probably still going to open it. Yeah, right? I must have ordered something I forgot. Yeah, that's the way I think. Yeah, I think that if you guys are living in an age where there was a, you know, bomber still out there, you might reconsider opening that box though. Never hell an open it. Yeah. That's a better idea. You. The office manager's new job. Respect on my personal packages. Make sure they don't detonate. I tried to at the.

Petri My party. I tried to send you guys money to. I have to take that. Oh, did you? I couldn't get it to work. I get that might have been... Yeah, I posted it up. I was pretty drunk when I put it up and then within like 10 minutes, like $300 said

float in. And I was like, oh, I don't want people to actually... Like I felt bad so I pulled it down. I was like, I don't want... It was just going up and up. And I thought that was really nice. If people were already had more money than we were. And you needed it. Yeah, and I was like, I don't want to want to just take like you know, I probably shouldn't have done it to begin with

But it was nice. It was very nice and actually at the bars like people came up to us and we're like hey I I saw your your post and I and I I want to buy you guys drinks. So it was nice. Yeah, people were super nice All right, yeah Something else you should watch well the strange case of Natalie Grace. Natalia Grace. Is this the kid that they might have been an adult? Yeah. If somebody told me to watch this, yeah, it's wild.

It's pretty fucking weird. Yeah, like just when you think like, you know where it's going. It's in a different direction. Yeah. And you're like, holy shit, I didn't like her for no reason. Yeah. So this is at the dwarf who pretend to be a child? Pretended to be a child or thought she was a child or what people were told she was

a child and was adopted from the Ukraine. They said, well, actually from this place in Miami. And then when they brought her home, they started thinking like the whole big thing and a spoiler alert is their like, when she went to take a bath she had pubes and that's all they talk about for the rest of the episode. Oh, I would think that would be fucking impassing maybe one comment about one or two comments I looked at her my bad. I was like I cannot believe they're bringing up her push again. It's fucking nuts. How old was she supposed supposed to supposedly have been? Supposedly was eight. I know, but how old was she in there?

But then we think she was 22. Wow. But then they like, well, I'm not going to give too much away for people. That's the academy should recognize that. If you can pull that off, I mean, that's better than fucking whoever to gave the Oscar to this year. Spent it on my British accurate. Right? If you could convince somebody you're eight years old at the age of 22, it's pretty fucking good acting. Yeah, they had, because like they, she had like this rare form of dwarfism.

And there was another girl nearby who had it. So the mom was like, hey, I'll bring my daughter over so she can, you know, mix up with somebody who has the same disorder. And when you see their pictures together, you're like, that girl does not look like she's eight. Like that girl looks like she's eight. That girl, like her face is defined. She has like an adult face. Just a little body. And she like speaks real well. Like they were even saying that, but like she doesn't speak like an eight-year-old, you know, she speaks like an adult. Is it a, I don't, am I going to watch it and then just feel bad? No, then she tried to murder the adopted parents or something?

That's what the mom said. Yeah, the mom and the dad both claimed that dad is so over that top flamboyant that you're like, this guy had to have had something to do with it. Like he's so dramatic about everything. And you're just like you know he the the marriage doesn't survive another spoiler alert you know they're always arguing with each other especially over the girl the the daughter the young daughter and uh... of the dad at the very end you're like I don't I don't believe him I don't believe a fucking word he said for four the past four hours wow like last thing he says do they talk to the girl on camera?

They show interviews of her with like psychiatrists. I'm not sure. So she's still walking around. Yeah. She never was charged or anything for lying to. Was it confirmed that she was an adult? I think they officially re-aged her, which I guess is something that they do with foreign born adoptions.

And that's not a crime. That's not illegal to pose as a child to get out of Ukraine. I guess not. Like, what about the adoption agency, aren't they held accountable for these bullshit? I think they were like fly by night shit. Like, these people should never have adopted this girl from this place. It was like not a legit adoption place and then went like again like you know They said she came from the Ukraine. She was there until she was five and then they had this party and some The what the mom was like oh, I'll bring this lady or guy over who's from the Ukraine

She can speak to her they can speak to her in her her native tongue and the Natalia girls I did not understand a word of Ukrainian so they're like like, did she come from the Ukraine? Like what the fuck's going on? There's like so much mystery to her backstory. Eventually, do go back to the Ukraine and find the original, like the mom, the birth mom. Is she, is she also of, no, she just looks like so late. She looks like a big, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big, big, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big, big, a big, a big, big, a big, big, a big, big, a big, a big, big, a big, big, a big, a big, big, a big, a big, big, a big, big, a big, big, a big, big, a big, a big, big, a big, a big, big, big, a big, a big, big, a big, big, a big, big, a big, big, a big, big, a big, big, a big, big, big, a big, big, a big, big, a big, big, a big, big, a big, big, a big, big, big, a big, big, big, a big, big, big, a big, a big, big, big, big, big, big, a big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, you have to get out of your crane to pose as an eight-year-old. Yeah. Yeah.

First thing you do before the 14 Americans. Yeah, shape those cubes, right? Try not to get rid of that bush. What's that client we used to have? Man'scape? Oh, man'scape, yeah. That's going to do tag lines. You can even freely freeing a topsy agent.

Right? But that's like, as a 22-year-old, that would be the first thing I would do or be like, you know I don't need you to bathe me. I'm good. Yeah, I'm alright. I live in an orphanage. I did a lot of shit on my own Yeah, that's weird man. It has to be so disturbing the whole thing just sounds like well then much here Yeah, you're like okay, so we don't have a kid. We have an adult living with us and then but then like You're like oh my god this little girl. She's a psychopath. She's crazy. She's doing this and that but then the more you get into the parents by like say the end of the Second beginning of the third episode We're like these guys are the pieces of shit. Oh wow really yeah, you don't like you don't like anybody

There's twists and turns twist and turns all over the place That you should you should get fucking you should get on the poster or that Brian Johnson says twist and turns all over the place. That you should get fucking, you should get on the poster or that Brian Johnson says, twists and turns all over the place. Yeah. Why can't they pull here? Yeah, why? I'm fully behind this documentary. Oh, you got quoted.

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh, you got quoted. Oh yeah. Oh, you got quoted. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I'm just stuck into this was good I'm only talking about Can you stick to this is good? This is bad is too risky I'm only going to weigh in on fucking dwarves or posing as children as the only. I'm only going to weigh in on fucking dwarves or posing as children, as the only subject I'm willing to talk about in depth. Otherwise I get fucked.

I will make another recommendation for Pride Month though. I think it's Discovery. There's this drag queen, Trixie Mattel, who buys this old motel in Palm Springs and renovates it. Okay. It's only one season, but it's fucking like the most fun Yeah, it's really yeah, that's a lot of fun. Is the place to open? Yeah Yeah, you can go there if you you go to Palm Springs and and stay there Johnson's pride month

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Piggie D is the bassist for Zombie. And John Fie used to be in Zombie. He used to be, he may still be, I don't know. I'm not sure. So all right, so, well, can you get Piggie to abandon the bass for one song and play the four color demons guitar? Probably, I think so. All all right we're in all right

I'll have to be good guitar though American music will be giving piggy no like one hundred dollar beginner piece of shit man these also in a band called the Haxons so could you double duty is that piggy yeah I'm in all right does he want to make three of them I'll learn to play like the opening licks to a song all right you can play it with Brett Michaels that's right that's coming up oh it's you're going on again with him yeah you might just go on tour with this band I'm not arguing that uh yeah I'm doing one of this I'm going on stage with one of his shows oh dude don't even but like you take the four color demon guitar

Those are spread Michael's yeah, and you don't plug it in now pretend you're playing it just like all the bands do today None of the real bands are playing their own guitars I mean I'm down to you do that right? I'll text spread. I'll see you in a moment. I Yeah I think his art is Strings like yeah, I let's see I think that I am on stage with him in Joe July Damn yeah, I think July 16th at P and C I'm gonna be on stage with them plus American music if you can get that guitar out to cue by June July 16th Yeah, I'll come up on stage with it

I'm a fucking killer man. Come on guys. Come on you guys. Can you get double time? Can you get me in Chuck anyway? I'm gonna have Chuck. Yeah, I'll film it for a picture. I like concerts I'm bringing the guitar Yeah, I'll work on it. I'll talk to bread about that. We'll see if I can get you guys some reasonably priced tickets Some lawn seats. Yeah, that's something that would be good. I had a meeting with Chuck the other day. Oh, yeah How'd that go my office in Manhattan big high powered meeting fucking you must have had a power move like in your office I'm in hat and you like yeah, you couldn't just go to like where like when I go out and chuck for meeting I hop five days or I hop it wouldn't be easier because we're both on set now and two

But I thought if I made him go over bridge through a tunnel paper parking and then go up Yeah, to my my floor. That's a fine No problem was like I also had to drive over the bridge and So I don't know man, maybe I should have said no, it's good. It was gonna finally be doing some stuff collaborating. Yeah, I'm very excited. Yeah We're gonna so I would love to have Chuck Dan that day filming. I'm sure Brett will too. Maybe we can get Brett to do a little like Two-second two-minute interview about his his love of BQ. I don't see why not. Yeah, the guys are the guys He's a he's a party guy. He loves being evolved. Okay, so yeah, I'll talk to him. Awesome. That'd be a great video. Like BQ's

fucking rock show. Yeah. We'll call it and you know, we'll pretend like we'll have rep Michaels pretend that you're like this fucking rock god. Yeah, we already did that joke with him though on on dinner party with my Thereman. He recorded a video saying that that was a Thereman god. So I already I already went to that well. But we can have a look. Come up with some. Yeah, just he's he's funny guys. There's also I had a different idea. I thought like scrap the four color demon and I thought a little house on the prairie slash Nelly themed guitar.

You're not giving that go stuff. I'm never. Never. I was never given up. I don't care how many people say they didn't like it. I didn't see anybody say they didn't like it. Oh, I saw a couple. I saw a couple. In fact, I saw a Photoshop of me jumping over Nelly as a shark.

It happened, cute. I said, TSD jumped a shark. This is on the fifth time we've heard that. Well, this one, at the middle of my mouth. This would felt a little different. I was a bit of 13 years, I do something that I'm like, wow, this is amazing. I can't believe I'm talking to Nelly. People are like, fuck you! Fuck the queue again!

There was such anger and just pure out and out outraged that I was considering hiring a security force to get me out of my house to the office back and forth. They were coming out to you? Oh my God, yeah. I'm shooting down the KNews 2 email. I'm shutting it down right here announcing the KNews 2 at gmail.com. Yeah, please don't don't email me that you're unhappy about shit or that you're quitting or that you that you're quitting the patron because of something that. Nelly said. Yeah. Nelly was rough.

While that Nelly. Yeah, I don't understand why you would do that, but yeah, it was it was rough Q. Yeah, there was some some angry ants out there. Fire ants biting the way. Yeah, I mean, it, it, it, it, because we set the bar so high though that we can't have one messed up. I think it's like a marriage in that we've been in each other's life so long. I'm talking about us in the ants that it's not, you know, over 13 years, it's not always going to be. Right, but don't you want your, but you want your partner maybe to shake it up, you know, once a week maybe if you're only going to get it once a week, when you want your partner, maybe to change it up so radically different to you're like, oh, fuck.

Let me give this a shot. This was the pegging of the ants. Yeah, I believe you're wrong. Well, I don't know if every, because if you switch it up every week, then there's no baseline. So let's say you switch up, let's say you switch up once every 13 years.

Yeah. Well, man, you know, man, I'm sure not everybody was like, fuck this. I thought some people liked this. There were many people who liked it. It would look, it seemed to be a, it was one of those things where like people felt they had to be in a camp.

Like we either hated it or we loved it, you know. I didn't see many middle of the road type, type responses. Because those people, I guess they did not go online to register anything. Yeah, like, they're like, it was fine. I'm not gonna go on a complain. There was recently, there's a podcast I listened to,

and there was a recent episode where I got 10 minutes into it, and I was like, this is just boring, man. This is terrible, I just don't wanna listen to it. I didn't write them, now, I didn't post on Reddit, I didn't send an email, I didn't complain, I moved on. I didn't think I was owed something. I was like, this is what this person wants to do in this moment, not for me.

Not every, it's like watching the same TV show for fucking 13 years and being like, hey, every episode. Every episode is gonna be a Taylor specifically to my tastes. It doesn't happen. It doesn't happen in the real world. No, it doesn't happen.

I took it as, you know, I look at it from a point of view. I want to look at it as a glass half full and that I believe the bar, the TSD bar is so high that if anything, anything that even comes a little bit below it sends people into like turmoil. Okay. And they're like, they're ready to like jump off the cliff and just be so like, absolutely. Okay, and they're like they're ready to like jump off the cliff and

And just be so like absolutely beside them so lost their minds that bad, huh? It was crazy. It was nuts It was lunacy That was what you thought we are like you thought we were order orderly recorded us raping puppies, yeah, and you know us raping puppies and you know. A lot of blood. It was not. It was not. It was not. It was not.

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Oh, yeah people have been waiting on that one. Yeah, so I figured in the next, like, Walt's gonna be away next week, and we'll still have an episode, but Walt's going away to South Carolina next week. Okay, and maybe the following week. Going with the Franks. Oh, nice. Yeah, our annual... What are you going?

You want to say? Yeah. Ocean City? Ocean City, sure. Ocean Pearl Beach. Yeah, I'm sorry. Okay. We're just shown up in the wrong place. Ocean city. I've been to I don't think I've been to

the middle beach. Have you been to Wildwood? It's okay. Oh, he's in the napkin from the trash. Yeah, we got dog issues. Noddy. Noddy dog. Have I been to Wildwood?

No, I said it's like Wildwood. It's basically like Wildwood. Yeah, Wildwood's fun, right? Yeah, sure. But we're on the way down. We're going to stop and hit some roadside attractions, the Smithsonian. The Smithsonian.

Oh, which one? There's more than one. Well, which building? Yeah, it's, it's. I only want to go to the one that has cool shit, like Fondie's it or Archie monkey chair I'm not interested in anything like yeah, that's a specific building. Okay, so you gotta look that up Oh good to know yeah, I'll fuck man. I would have been felt yeah, you would have probably kind of space capsules and moon rocks

I mean like what is this shit? Where's E this dress Yeah, it's a yes. Oh, yes Yeah, it's it's an interesting one That museum it's good. Okay. Yeah, I wanted to go but like we got the puppy So Marybeth doesn't want to leave the puppy and then sage wants to just stay home and go swimming So I'm like, I don't know you can't just go with that. I feel like I'd be weird Yeah, it would be weird. Yeah, why?

Just two couples and Brian Johnson growl sing and grumbling in the back seat as he does. I don't want to go see it fresh Can I sit the front motion sickness? Who show his home smoke a pot? Yeah, I'll be better You guys are driving down with the Franks, right? So I'm wedged in the back. This is a volcano on your back. Oh, yeah, volcano on my lap. Anybody want to hit off this bag? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha to go smoke weed and hang out at your house. It never lets you forget it. Look at you announcing as if like, I didn't, you guys are lame. I'm gonna hold that TV, I'm not part.

Cause I'm cool. And you guys are very sick. I'm not part of the L.A. It's not a burnt rubber over. Oh, no, they're like, we went to the, I think we talked about this. We went to the, what was it again? The last, not Bradley's last, K.

Oh yeah, it was K-Mart, New Jersey. And then from there, they're like, let's go to the just a box store. A fucking dollar store, I'm like, I don't want to go to that. I was like, all right, I'll go to that. And then after that, they're like, hey, there's another antique store, an hour from here. I'm like, I thought that. I was like, I said, the Mary, I'm like, I think I'm gonna go home

and just smoke and watch TV. And then she had to be like, what everyone, guess what everyone? Guess what Brian's doing. He's not looking at it, and she's like, what if you, what, what, what, what, what,

you'll never guess what, what, what, why are you announcing, though? And you know what, why are you like, well, you have to go and tell everybody what I'm going to do, Mary? Like why are you so upset if she told us? It's true because we're all going to hear from you. If I wanted you to know, I would have told you. I'm trying to. I'm trying to.

I'm trying to. I got a headache, alright? Go on, Tom, I'm going home. Yeah. I'm smoking weed. Don't tell. So I'm a fat equivalent for a time. I'm not smoking weed. We don't tell so we'll fat a quiver Frontier talk about the smoking weed

Yeah, so I I mean if I did go by myself I would bring down Edibles yeah You're not gonna let me smoke in the car Those those magazines the the cut all those extras I Have extras to have extras to mine because I people the TSD I've been coming cuz you know we've been touring and at the end of the show people come to the stage and we'll sign stuff I've signed so many of those and people are like this is my favorite thing you guys have ever I've heard it twice my favorite thing

It's awesome, man. It's so good So I wanted to grab a couple because I only have two more tour weekends this year And then I'm I'm fucking done Okay, so sometime next year so we're done. I'll run home real quick and grab a box. No, I meant I was gonna Those are all signed by everybody. Well, that's what I want to do. I want to get a bit of sign them two or three Oh, I just want to give them away at the end to like an idiot to come up to stage out We're Minneapolis and Des Demoy and Kansas City this weekend and I think in July you got another weekend. So I'll bring one for each show in the first

day at that comes up at the end. I'll give it to them. Nice. Yeah, that was a Patreon gift for the fire aunt here. It was a old-fashioned teen beat magazine. If you haven't got one and you were in a $20 tier, you know I'm gonna have to reinstate the came used to at Gmail address for maybe I'll keep it up for Farrell and I know that filter on it, but if you if you are a fire in and you didn't get that a gift because well We that cycle is done, but hit me up and I'll look into it. It's team beat, but it's T.E.S.D. Beat it's it's brill into it. It's teen beat, but it's T-E-S-D-B. It's brilliantly designed. It's just, uh, please make the subject line. This is good.

You don't hear any bad. Why you just have the office manager filled to your email, like go through each one and vet them for positivity. He can't even answer his own phone. I can't trust him. The answer might be, you know, timely. All right. You know, he, you get text him.

He doesn't answer. But it says job. It's his duty. You can talk to him. Maybe you can get through to him. Maybe you can fucking read this. He's at that petulant age. Where everything's all his fucking joints are swelling. And so is his fucking bravado. As he talks back to me at all times. What are you gonna do? Be more? Why is he smitten this dog? Now he's gone up on the...

The box is up there. Oh, okay. All right, he's done. Yeah. Do you have issues like that at home? I go to... With Cooper? Yeah.

No. Raiden the garbage. Oh, that's very unusual for him to... With Cooper? Yeah. No. Rated in the garbage? Oh, that's very unusual for him to be so brazen. Maybe he's been getting too much. Yeah, he's been getting too much. He's had to get him a book. To like go up and try to get up on the couch. Yeah. He ended up watching him.

Eating napkins, like fuck you. Yeah, our puppy who I was just telling Walt, like, I feel like I missed out on getting a puppy. Like we got one, and then a month later, I'm like, you're a dog. How old is he when he got him? Probably like five months. You missed out on the puppy.

Missed out on the little puppy stuff. And now he's just like, you should see this video of him attacking Mary Beth. Like he jumps from the bed, leaps from the bed, and like on top of her to let her play. It's like a cat. Like a cat, it's not how much this thing. But he loving it as it is. Oh yeah, yeah. It's not how much this thing you loving it is

Oh, yeah, yeah, he's pretty great. Although he's shit on the floor today because Mary Beth didn't take him out Oh, it's Mary Beth didn't take him out. How can Brian Johnson didn't take it? Because she's like I'm gonna take him out and they just got down stairs and started doing something I'm gonna talk about Mary Beth. I can't take out the dog I'm gonna talk to you If not the fucking you take him I've got pot to smoke out there. And TV took him so.

The final episode of Tritchy Motel is on. What the fuck? I smoke dog shit. Where's my computer torch? Better not be any glass in the bitch. Shit I'm But I'm pretty glass in a bitch She's already gone out for the day Yeah, like downstairs as a dog shits everywhere

Really so he he crapped on the floor huh crap on the floor today yet you take him out, like he'll let you know if he has to go out. And then when you take him, he's usually good. Unless like what happened today, she forgot. Or if you bring him out and there's any kind of strange or unusual noise, like a kid laughing, he'll get scared of it. It's not, this dog is scared of everything. Which is weird because like we didn't get him

until he was like, say four months old. Sure. And he was going to these adoption fair so you feel like he would be pretty social little acclimated yeah you got a pussy dog I got I got a fucking I got a fucking manly dog my Cooper is not afraid of nothing I'm afraid to introduce him now he's a he too yeah Cooper will Cooper will make a machine. It's already happened I brought him over to anger and your dog hopped on top of him right away. He's your he must be your dog I wouldn't like it ever would have allowed that to go on with his dog. I know more and presented himself. He was entice and merlin. Oh, sickening.

This is crazy. I'm curious to see what you guys think about this, especially you Walt, because I know you like Arnold. Schwarzenegger? Yeah. I have been known to enjoy an Arnold Lee Warsaw than the average person. I think I have also have found myself

more forgiving of his missteps than he's made. Or I, but I'm like, well what she's not his life? Yeah, I was like, I love T2 so much. I can't fucking I can't be get to made it in for fucking the maid working an ugly maid. Yeah I mean, if you did that's the good will that's the good will I thought like that's what I thought happened when artists give you Shit you enjoy and whole bunch of it bunch of it, if they fuck up once. If they fuck up once, fucking the maid. Okay. You don't have to go nuclear. That's what I thought happened when you felt up so much goodwill over the course of time.

That's a matter of it. It's gone. Like that. Immediately. How does that happen? Why does that happen? Like the Nelly interview was me fucking the ugly maid for some reason.

I'm gonna have to add about it. I've enjoyed the show, like, this is my favorite character on the show. I can't talk to her for an hour out of 13 years. Oh, you had a quickly. What's the math of 13 years? How many hours? Or in 13 years? And I only ask for one hour of their time. I didn't even I didn't even ask for it

But you don't have to listen to it. Well, there's but let's not pretend that we put out 52 episodes a year Okay, I know already somebody's ready to fucking bang that out That's it that you put out right my podcast All caps of course Are we still talking about I don't know I thought I'd like those are the people that I Yes But that's what I thought it has like those are the people that I You can't do it. Yes. Yes. Where was the past? We got no past Where the fuck were you We were neck deep

We were flounder They're all that good will I thought mm-hmm. No. Why why would you get a pass? Why not? Crazy because we're all yelling and shit. He's loving it. But yeah, like, I thought we had at least one bank, at least one good pass. You know what they've had? We know that we've used our past over the years. But tell me where you thought we used it then.

Where I'm wrong and I'm like, oh yeah, we used that pass. If you can bring it up in an instance, I'll be like, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right. I mean, I can't. Like, there's no doubt the Nelly I'm gonna say. Making an instance, I'll be like, yeah, yeah, you're right. I mean, I can't like there's no there's no doubt the Nelly. I was like, people would say is like, no, making clay came out well though. I mean, it was. Hey, hot it. It was chaotic. Don't Steve Dave.

Oh, Steve. All right, let's hear what Arnold has to say. Okay, so Arnold says he's talking to Danny DeVito and Danny DeVito says what's in the future for us? Why was he with Danny DeVito? I think he was doing like a podcast. Oh, Interview Magazine. He was doing a conversation with Arnold for interview magazine. But what is yeah, damn it. It's just because of twins. That's pretty cool. Yeah, I guess. He says it reminds me of Howard Stern's question. Tell me, Governor, what happens to us when I die? I said nothing. Your six feet under and anyone that tells you something else is a fucking liar.

I said, we don't know what happens to the soul and all the spiritual stuff that I'm not an expert in. But I do know the body that as we see each other right now We will never see each other like that again. Who's saying this? This is Arnold. Arnold getting about that makes him uncomfortable. Who said talking like that? Arnold, no Arnold said it. He's like, I don't like to talk about it, but this is the deal. He's natheus. I guess so. When people talk about I will see them in heaven. It sounds good, but reality is that we will never see each other after we're gone. That's the sad part I know people feel comfortable with death, but I don't I'm sorry, but I don't know what Arnold's opinion on the afterlife really matters. Are you gonna do T6? That's all that matters Arnold is just say yes sign on a thought of line do it real quick and

That's all you should be talking about get camera and back on board and that's really what you're supposed to be your agenda not fucking telling us that there is no heaven yeah I mean I don't think that people want to hear from them right well that's a guy who's just getting old and 75 can't think of anything but it but at the point that could be it but a little bit of the reality sitting him in the face that his better years are behind him. He's trying to come to terms with things. Yeah, and the three-part Netflix documentary Arnold.

He said that his wife Maria Shriver confronted him in 2011 through their marriage counselor. She wants to know if you're the father of Joseph the counselor said regarding Joseph was born 1997. Arnold said he thought his heart stopped, and then he told the truth. Yes, Maria Joseph is my son, noting that his then wife was obviously crushed by that.

That's gotta be a bad scene, man. Oh my God. That guy, I'm sorry, what did you say? Yeah, fuck. But you know about that. But you know what, even though I don't like the Arnold is poo poo in heaven right I Still have the guy

Of course I still love the guy. He's a fucking he gave me so much entertainment that I can never ever Pulled the grudge against them. So one little comment isn't gonna find such a spiraling. No, I don't wear it weird. Weird. It seems to be the way things go. Like I said, man, these put so much goodwill in the bank for me. Like he can fucking, he can borrow on it until fucking we're both dead. You'd have to do something pretty serious. Yeah.

Personal, almost. Right. Yeah. I think a lot of people feel that way. Like I do. In real life. I think most people are like, I don't give a fuck whether he fucks the me We got their own problem. I'm not too worried about what with this 11 is a governor's up to yeah

What else I got I got a couple interesting things I thought oh Congrats to Brian Rupert. I finally I had to write it down because he got a kid. Oh Good nice Alice Alice Mm-hmm. Nice old fashioned name. Yeah. Not too bad, right? Yeah. Let's see what else do I got here.

I have, um, what's going on here? Oh, Walt, you'll like this. Sad, but nice. I like sad, but nice. Uplifting. An entire town turns out for a dying dog's last walk. I knew that would get you. That's tough, that's rough. Mellow, the dog, had walked the streets of DuPont, Pennsylvania with his owner twice a day since September 2019, but then he was recently diagnosed with a fast spreading lymphoma.

So before he reached doggy heaven, he wanted the owner wanted to take him on one but then he was recently diagnosed with a fast spreading lymphoma. So before he reached Doggie Heaven, they only wanted to take him on one more final lap. And he said there were at least 25 people in the first block, then there was another 20, then there was another 20, and that's the way it went for the whole walk. Everybody went out there to pat him and say goodbye. That is nice. That's the kind of news that should be trending. That's the kind of news that should kick off the nightly news.

Yeah. Not all this horrendous negative shit. People don't like having stuff, though, right? Yeah, I think they do. I just think that it, it, this is sad. Algarisms, though, make you believe that like the only way you can get seen or

or noticed is by being negative though. Mmm. Outrage. Yeah. Outrage sells. Do you even got free ice cream at Chuchu's, the local ice cream store? Mmm. Yeah, they got ice cream.

I mean, I think though, like, you know, it's like everybody will be a little happy little dog news. A little dog news. Uplifting. Yeah. I can lifting dog. The kittens, like it's start putting more kitten, but foot pictures up. If you better, I'll help the world. I got another set of kittens.

Wait. How many kids were there? Catch now. Now there's four kittens out. Four kittens. Okay. Oh, why? Did it?

Yeah, I think last time he told you. Okay, yeah, I've got more since then. No, not yet. Although it's going to come. Fabios out there, fucking away. Yeah, he's a little cute. I was watching him through binoculars today. I'll take some pictures.

And I'll put them up. Now can the rest of your neighbors see you with the binoculars? Or are you safely in your house? Yeah, yeah. So you can be the talk of the neighborhood you safely in your house? Yeah, yeah. So you'd be to talk of the neighborhood, not talking. The weirdo. Yeah, a lot of them talking.

Being Tom. Yeah. Those Hollywood purfs. Aren't they all? Yeah, right. Just staring at pussy through my binoculars. I am. Uh, yeah.

So I'll get some of those photos up. We'll make the world a better place. So this goes one fucking animal. We'll get some of those photos up. We'll make the world a better place. So this goes one fucking Animal Yeah, exactly. That's CSD's new mission statement. Yeah, make the world a better place. Yeah, I love it at a time One time anyway that we can right. I thought we were doing nothing that any review Even Walt was like damn that's pretty cool like her mom was like the voice of all these cartoon characters. Oh, yeah, that was really good.

Her dad was Liberace's manager. Wow. A lot of old 70s and to the old Hollywood stuff. A lot of old Hollywood stuff. So, what was Pee-Dose complaint? Who knows? They said, well, actually it was about her. They said she talked too much.

But I'm like, why wouldn't you want, like, listen to me week after week after week. I'm gonna talk and let me be quiet. Yeah, what's she happy? I don't want to retread the whole thing, but where is she in the world? Don't worry, people won't mind. No, no, no, no, back to the kittens.

What? Nothing, go and keep talking. Little secret fucking... We have a secret. Short hand hand little hand signals that we've Formulated over the course of working together. We don't want we can go for hours. I talk to each other We just like do a little hand signals So so that's the dog love. Let's see what else do we got. Oh, there's a mystic and we've been talking about this a lot recently, the end of the world and the nuclear holocaust coming for for 2023 says blind mystic this year, Boba Vanga, a blind mystic this year Bob a vanga A blind mystic who allegedly predicted 9.11 is said to have foreseen a nuclear disaster that will ravage earth before the end of 2023

Bob a vanga is a blind Bulgarian woman who is rumored to have predicted some of the biggest events in history She died more than a quarter century ago, but some of her predictions are said to have come true long after her death. Yeah What did you think of the wild fires? I thought that could have been a sign of the end times. I was in Manhattan for that. I heard it was even worse in Manhattan. It was pretty 9-11-esque. Like because I was down my office, it's down by the trade center. And it was just like you see, you saw smoke coming down. Did you make truck come in during the smoky days? You get into my friend Yeah, it was pretty nuts man. It was Manhattan. I'd never seen anything like before like it's just yellow yellow everywhere

So it was pretty good though. It was like pretty cool to see I mean, I heard it was like the if you stayed outside for an hour is the equivalent of smoking six cigarettes But how much pot though? I took train right up to the city Save a couple bucks Yeah, I know it's dangerous, you know, of course people get a heart and all stuff But I mean like being in Manhattan We just found like a choir bar and just watched the sky turn yellow and shit like that. It was kind of the cool

Yeah, but I but even that like okay So if I have six cigarettes. Yeah I mean, what's it really gonna do to me? No almost nothing you can inhale an entire Canadian wildfire It's a can only six cigarettes. I thought that's not bad. No, no if you stay out there for an hour It's okay. Oh, okay. So a whole pack of day So three hours it's about a pack right? Yeah, if your vassements an issue. Oh, yeah, okay, so whole pack a day. So it's three hours. It's about a pack, right? Maybe a vassements an issue. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, it was, well, it's clean burn. It's wood, right? Like, how's fires are all plastic? And everything. That's what I was wondering too. It was like, well, how dangerous can this be? I mean, it's not like it's all plastics. And it's like, it's all natural.

It's not like it's hours where it was all that. It's bestos and. Right. I mean, it's still a furniture combustion. Like, it's still not good for your right I mean it's still furniture combustion like it's still like good for your lungs but it's not like like burning mattresses or whatever it fucks and house fires but it was it was pretty crazy it's like I took some

pictures and it looked like crisis on imponernuts right yeah it looked like that it was like man max that that red sun was kind of cool like Krypton uh boosted you know but uh you hope things like that won't't happen and you know would be nice to have a fucking like a warm day this summer You've been going in that pool, huh in the fucking sixties. I was until it turned green now. I have nitrate problems well I don't know why I don't listen to you every turn

I don't know why I don't remember, I don't fuck with a pool. You know, you're, it's gonna just piss you off. No, that's great. He's got a higher pool person now. Well, I do. I do have a pool guy. Oh, he can't get it right. He can't get it. Well, he got it right. He has a beautiful and then they did another test because it turned green within a couple days and they said there's too many nitrates, which I guess is like fertilizer organic material. So now I got a fucking empty out half the pool, fill it back up, do the test again to see if the nitrates are in acceptable range. Yeah.

Because I guess like the chlorine bonds with the nitrates and it doesn't take them out. So it's like you can dump as much chlorine as you want and it's not going to happen. Okay. Which is going to be green. So if that doesn't work, then I gotta empty the pull halfway and do it again. And then I'm just converting over to salt though. Why is this convert to salt? How much is it?

How much is it? He said a couple thousand, but I've been reading online. It's not that much. And you can actually do it yourself. Oh great. So it's a special filter, right? It's a special filter, yeah.

We have the filter that can convert and all that shit. Hey, but now I gotta go. Why are you, why are you, why not for once in your life? Fucking stick it through. Like don't give up. Don't give in why are you well why not for once in your life? Fucking stick it through like don't give up. Don't give in. What did I give up for? Don't give in and go to salt. You know, this is your challenge.

This is your fucking. But it's not a good challenge. Your fucking Mount Everest salt is better for it. It's going to cost him what he's given up though because it's like he cobbled a couple green batches of water. He's ready to throw the towel. But otherwise I'm going to be shoveling chlorine

and other chemicals in all summer. So it's like it's going weigh out, like either way, it's gonna, like the salt water will eventually pay for itself because you don't have to do all that shit. You don't have to put all the chemicals in. And there's nothing you have to do to salt water. No, I'll keep to it. I don't think so.

Very, very little. But I mean, the guy comes once a week, cleans it up and stuff. So yeah, my brother's a sucker, man. He said that he's paying 140 bucks for that every week. 140 bucks a week. Yeah, my brother's a sucker, man. He said that he's paying 140 bucks for that every week. 140 bucks a month for what? To get his pool clean and the, uh, Eric. Oh, he's got a pool. Dr. Eric. Dr. Eric, yeah, and get the water tested and everything. Oh, when you show up and you see the quality ID, Eric Johnson, MD, yeah, you bump that shit

My that's as podcaster like I guess a little bit 40 a week Yeah, I also thought there's my let my last thought for the day Do you do you remember Percy Ross from the syndicated column? Thanks a million won't no? No, no, It was this guy. He was a self-made millionaire. And his name was Percy Ross. And you could write into him. OK.

And it was a syndicated column. It was all over the country. And it would be like, dear Percy, I have a son who wants to go on a school trip. The budget is so tight I can't afford it. I need $25. I think you've talked about this before. Yeah. He'll mail so tight I can't afford it, I need $25. I think you've talked about this before. I can't inhale mail them $25.

And then he'll mail them $25, or it could be like, hey, Percy, I got my front tooth knocked out and I can't afford to have a new implant put in. So like, can you send me $250 or $500 or whatever? Percy just decides where the problem is. And Percy decides. And it doesn't have to be.

So Percy plays God. Yes. And that's what I want to do with us really Yeah, I thought people could write in like dear TSD and it doesn't have to be like in fact It shouldn't be like I'm dying of this fucking disease. That's gonna cost 60 grand because we're not giving you that much However, but shit. We will give you 50 bucks or 100 bucks for a little dumb stuff Okay, well, where's the money? I not, I am not fucking in reading those emails. No? No.

Get a new shot. I know it would be a hate email. Like, you fucking suck if you give me $20. Fuck you, KB is still. But yeah, you get to play God a little bit, you know? Sure. Somebody wants to send their son on a school trip, they can't afford it. Yeah.

Oh, you know you're going to get one that are just your TSD reaches out. It's $25 for the fucking museum of natural history visit. I mean, I know I wouldn't get anything out of it, but I wouldn't want to stop you from getting something for it. Is it doing good? Like, are you meeting your door open? If you're on the phone, if you're on the phone, you're leaving the plane. Yeah, why did you take my, you know, I fuck all you guys. We're not doing the Percy Ross thing because they're only complaint. Tell him, Steve Dave. So, so, Pat!