Tell Em Steve-Dave - #561: Alien Dildo

Episode Date: June 25, 2023

Bry, Walt, and Q discuss the world of the paranormal.

Time Steve Dave presents The game's deep-dave presents the Fakiru. The Gildersen the Assassin's Creed of Deathkind. The Kine-Kine, The Trafalica and Pine-Tonson. This week's episode. Hello and welcome to overkill. It has been some time boys. People have been Jones in front overkill. We want the paranormal. We want the scary. We want the spooky is what they've been saying. So this is the episode about the haunted episode of Little House on the Prairie. There is a great episode where I knew there was going to be Mrs. Olson or Laura thinks that Mr. Olson decapitates Mrs. Olson. No. Yeah, like he's practicing with this thing and he hits

like this mannequin with a sword and the head comes off and then Laura thinks that you know she lives in that reality. That's reality. She lives with a sword and the head comes off and more things that you know, she lives in that reality with her. That's reality, she lives in the people and that small town are decaptaining each other. Nice. I highly recommend it. Great episode. Wow. I'll bring anything back to LHOTP. Try me. Try me. Yeah, we're doing overkill, which is the paranormal and the haunting cryptids, all that kind of stuff. I went on Reddit to

look up some stuff. Reddit's having a dark period. They're down for 48 hours. Supposedly, some were down for 48, some were down for even longer. Really? What are they down for? Reddit's changing. It's API pricing for third-party apps. How does that affect me? If you use a third party app because like you have trouble seeing like you're blind. Yeah. The reddit's app does not work with like screen readers and stuff. But these third party apps like literally blind. Yeah.

Yeah. All right. So some people are standing up from blind people. Yes. But also reddits massive changes because of how refreshing. I think I don't think it's their standing up for blind people. I think they're mostly pissed because they like using those third party apps because red it's like native applications sucks balls.

Yeah, but it's also hard. It's not like a charge for the blind. No, it never is. No, of course. It's always a self-serve. Hey, look, you need to know how I feel about blind people, so. Yeah.

Let's do your girlfriend. Blind spots are blind people. Yeah. Yeah. He took, get him took an on a chin too. Really? Still your girlfriend blind spots are blind people He took get a ticket on chin too Wait a couple weeks ago for saying he drove in blind spots I was just going to get him Yeah, I was just fucking annoying Yeah, of course

Can you change your ways? Yes, very good I tell you it's like he undoes all my hard work of making him likeable over the course of years and one stupid sentence. Yeah Hold you to crash is that funny? Yeah What we're bringing it up doesn't Let's sleep if I have to talk about Nelly a week after week The trouble that closed all right all right all right all right

Yeah, let's get some spooky stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, move it along. Did you do any homework, you're bringing something? No, I was shrinking all week, ever, Savannah. There, nothing happened in Savannah, nothing, that's a haunted area. Florida, oh no, it was no bottom.

All right, I saw a 300 year old tree, you know? Did you urinate on it or? I did not. No, nothing crazy, nothing like rebellious like no nothing I think I'm gonna go hey this might work cuz like I've been reading about I mean this is for a future overkill But I've been getting into the civil war lately like reading about the civil war and stuff like that and all these people careful South Raz again! I have a good book for you. I'm sorry.

It's called Guns of the South by Harry Chertledub. It's a reimagining where people from the future come back and provide the Confederacy with the AK-47s. Okay. Yeah. No, that's good. Elseworld. Yeah. Alright. So that's cool. But I've been reading about like the history and so I think I want to go to

Some of the battlefields So maybe there'd be some go maybe I'll do a little ghost you want step away from being that dude is like I'm I think I'm gonna go to a reenactment Yeah, and then you know what next time I go I think I'm going to be in the reenactment Yeah, I'll be look at the beautiful fit's me. I'll be in the south, I don't care. I'm already a turtle. Johnny Rib. But no, maybe that can be like a ghost hunter thing we could do. Go to one of the sites.

Is there any sites like nearest? Well, getting's bird's not too far away. That's Pennsylvania, right? Yeah. Yeah, all right. If you're up for it, if you want to like this, you want to be your thing. Yeah, maybe I'll do it.

Let me see if I can do a Patreon video about it. Yeah, we'll go ghost hunting in in getty. I know a fair amount about the Civil War Yeah, I took a civil war class when I was in college. I still read about it Kenny well, I know a decent amount. All right. Oh, yeah, didn't I did you tell him I also not only did I bring you out to Eat for your birthday. I got you a present. You didn't even, you've never even mentioned it. Why would you talk about a metal detector with a run? Run a metal detector. Did you really, like a full-on headkane? Nice listening. Yeah. Yeah.

My wife bought me one. I'll go metal detector with you. I can't, I can't. I'll do a patronage. I'll do a solid hour of us looking for you. Yeah, that's great. Yeah. It's three hours and 11 minutes away. We cut that down to 258. Yeah, I said and driving a couple blind spots. Yeah, we could do we could do that. What do you say? You want to go to a civil war battlefield? Absolutely.

For ghosts. Absolutely. Done. All right. So that's what I brought this week. I promise the future. I thought your your job was basically to debunk anything that we say. That's normally is your role here. That's what I always thought but I but you know I should be more proactive I think. You did it two seconds. It came up with something. I planned as well now we got to execute the trick. Executions always the... That's key. That's always the rub. Yeah. With cue. Yeah. We're still waiting to do basket case for Patriots.

Two years now. You know what we got? We got three year old tree walk. We got to fulfill one of the all time oldy promises that we made to was to go to the Renaissance that placed medieval times. Oh, you're fuck yeah, I'd love to do that. Okay, what do you do in what? I do a video where we go. Oh, we're not having the ants come. We're not being like, we're love to do that. Okay, what do you want? What would we promise? I'll do a video where we go. Oh, we're not having the answer come when I'm being like we're gonna be

You this night too much hassle. Yeah, it's good nature like that. Okay, just do a patreon video where you go to the to the medieval times BQ Yeah, I bet you've done that there already though for I Joe Well, we shot it for yeah I remember as we did that might have been Joker's wild Which you know means I always thought but we had yeah, we shot there we shot at medieval time and you're able to get down on the Oh, we had we were on the floor we fall with nights. We had swords and stuff like that. Yeah, okay Just retired there Falcon. I heard It's Falcon's done. Yeah, no more no more indoor animals. Yeah, so horses. Yeah, alright

Anyway, sorry I did that I do route the show I apologize We almost went to medieval times, but I like it was Mike who pitched it and Mike wanted it so badly that I think Michelle purposely was like we're not doing it Oh, this is niece was the princess or something she worked there. She was like a serving wenture Whatever no, no, I think she was in the show. She was she was like somebody to get to see like so we got a hookup bike yeah I don't even know about you anymore I'm sure he'll be right on and if I text them I mean text me to reach out to his name I'm like for free I mean Ming certainly make that call, right?

I don't even know if Ming could, I don't know if it would happen. No way. Ming doesn't have his nieces number. What do I thought you meant, calm? Yeah, I mean, calm. Oh, yeah, no. All right, yeah, we'll look into that too.

Okay, a lot of promises. You're right. There's this whole episode of stuff we're gonna be looking into. Another thing that people have requested and I thought we could pair it with something, was you've talked a long time about doing a vulgar commentary for Patreon. Oh, I think it's a no-brainer. And then I'm gonna go around, and I thought me, you, and Jimmy the Hair Guy,

could go look at old locations, and sort of a additional, you know, because a lot of them are around anymore. Jimmy the Hair Guy. Jimmy the Hair Guy was like texting me about it and I he was like I would love to go look at all the locations and I said I maybe we could do a Patreon video about it. Fuck yeah. Yeah. What the fuck? Let's fucking do that. Yeah. So yeah maybe we'll do that. All right that's another thing we might do. Everybody's getting excited about all this shit we might do. Yeah. But this is overkill. This is where we talk about spooky and haunted

and all that kind of shit. Do you have anything good, Walt? I brought some stuff. I have three things. I could give you the gist of all three and you tell me which one sounds the most interesting to you. Okay. And we can do a deep dive that way.

Sure. All right, so my three topics are my first one. Do you know how much a soul weighs? Okay, there was a whole movie about it, wasn't there? Yeah, based upon real experiment. A real experiment. Your body weighs less after you die, some of that. Yeah. You like by like an answer or three ounces? No.

Six ounces, 14 ounces. More. Soul fucking weighs more than fucking. Not mine. My children black. No, yeah, you just got all, it looks like soot. Yeah, I'll probably gain weight. Yeah, it's like cinder.

Yeah. 21 grams. 21 grams. That was the movie. Yeah. But I have, you know, the story about why and how that, it came to be that someone, you know, weighed the movie. Yeah, but I have a you know the story about why and how that it came to be that someone You know, Wade the soul. Okay. That's cool. Okay, so then my other I like that one one is

Have you ever heard of Phantom kangaroos? No, I'm interested. This is the phenomenon Phenomena. Phenomena. Phenomena. Phenomena. Phenomena. I've seen a kangaroo in a place you should not be seeing one.

Like your bathroom or something. There's been multiple sightings throughout the years of kangaroos in America. Of all places. I just saw a bear in the ocean down to Florida. Did you see that? No. Yeah, like people were like, oh, running out of the water

and there was a bear swimming around. Wow, can you imagine a bear? In the ocean? Fuck the shark. That wouldn't be safe on land or in. We wouldn't need a Navy anymore. We would just have a bear shark. Yeah, the bear shark.

Or is it the shark bear? I guess if it's in water, it's a shark bear. Is it a bark or a share? I never turned on his shark bear I guess if it's in water it's a shark bear. Yeah, is it a bark or a Share I never turned on his mic. So I don't worry about it I just winced at that I got back spasms now Spasm it all over the room and my last potential topic is Solar plexus clown gliders

What this sounds like we're playing I know it's not the sluxier. Yeah, yeah, this is Solar the phenomena phenomena That's a negative entity that is said to be able to attack people who have a weak solar plexus. They have no physical form, but they're able to manifest the mental images in their victims. So, I can get into more about what this is. Have you ever heard of it? No, and I should. I'm very out of shape. This, have you ever heard of it? No, and I should.

I'm very out of shape. Now, where's your sore plexus? Right here, right? Your blood pressure is, yeah. Like your bread basket kind of. You've kind of neglected yours. Amongst of any other thing, yes. What haven't you neglected?

What do you even focus on? What are you working on? My stomach. I'm sure it's full. All right. My liver making sure it's abused yeah yeah yeah and that game sounds good I'm like yeah he sounds okay okay yeah just checking so those are like three topics well I mean clearly we got to go with the last one

because nobody knows what the fuck's going on clowns and your solar plexus now I have yet to figure out why clown is even in the name of this... And gliders? Like flying in gliders? Solar Plexus Clown Gliders are a psychic entity discovered by new age practitioners in the 1980s. They are described as a spiritual entity with no real physical form, but they are able to manifest themselves by showing their victims' mental images.

Solar Plexus Clown Gliders feed off themselves by showing their victims' mental images. Solar plexus clown gliders feed off the fear of their victims and force them to have horrific hallucinations, experiences with glitches in reality and to experience psychological pain. Sounds like my entire life. Yeah. But if you look at clown solar plexus, go ahead and do that. That's a good one.

That's a good one. The experience of being infected with a solar plexus go in. That's your drugs. The experience of being infected with a solar plexus clown glider is said to be similar to the effects of withdrawal when coming off drugs such as metapphetamines. Some suggest that even hearing the words solar plexus clown glider is enough to attract the entity to you other Claim viewing photos of them circulating online will make you susceptible So that's one what one like that's what one looks like oh there shit get out of here So these photos for online from the 80s these are these are there was emails sent in the early 1990s and like chain emails.

And if you didn't like forward them, you were you were so it's like the ring. Yes, it has it's very similar to the ring. I think it's scary looking guy. It's what's inspired the ring. It's what's inspired the ring was this urban myth of Okay, of this email that was going around in the in the early 90s And now you'll see these videos on tiktok where someone's watching something and then like a face will will pop up on TV and Scare the shit out of them. Okay. You ever seen that there's also the one where it's like suddenly there's so many behind them They're like they're taking a selfie and there's like this weird-looking girl behind I mean I told the I mean I have

Experience with this my daughter You know with it's I think is very similar to the Bloody Mary I mean I remember telling a story years ago that my daughter was terrified of bloody Mary and like Would really traumatized her and she would not believe anybody that it wasn't real. You know, she was young, but it took a lot. She wanted to have the blanket up on the mirror. Like she was all around. But this is very similar to that. But very similar to that, but solar plexus clonoliders are a negative entity that said to able to attack people who have a weak solar plexus. Now, why do you think it has anything to do with your core? I don't know. Right? Why? I would think a weak entity. Maybe the chakra that's

located in that area? The what? The chakra. What's that? The points of your body were like your energy is focused. Yeah, I mean, heart chakra, right? I mean, this is something that is out here on the internet. I'm not making this up. No, the pictures of them are pretty else. Somebody else did it. These hallucinations of the solar plexus clown glider will often manifest as a creepy

humanoid jester, jester, or as a slimy slug-like creature. It is said to be able to operate outside the normal laws of physics in ways similar to the black, stick man cryptid. The goal of a solar plexus clown glider is to force its victim to be in constant psychological pain and Torture in order for it to feed off the negative energy and emotions created and Now that you've heard it. Yeah spoken aloud Everyone at this table and they were listening to this podcast

Have a better prepare. Yeah, you better get working on your solar plexus bitches drink that shit up, you know, but how do you prepare like what's Sit ups or maybe someone so it's a physical thing. It's not a mental I mean unless it's a let's let's it's irony that it has nothing to do It may be the solar plexus of your brain because if you're positive and you're not susceptible to like negative thoughts maybe you're not susceptible to like negative thoughts. Maybe you're more strengthened against an attack of a solar plexus clown glider. So you said this originated during the 80s. Yes.

And I think that was the time when it was that whole exercise craze, right? Like everyone was coming out with videos and things. Do you think the two could be connected? You're talking about like Jane Fonda. Yeah. Who was that weird Jane Fonda. Yeah. Who was that weird little Richard Simmons? Yeah. Yeah.

Susan powder. Yeah, well, she's 90s this year. Yeah. She's early 90s. Yeah. I don't think it has anything to actually do with the solar plexus. Like scare you into getting it to shape.

I think maybe it's like when you, when you clench, like when you're scared, maybe I don't know, absolutely have no idea why there. Is there one of these things or no Multiple this is like a race of beings almost like the seven nights. Oh, where did they come from? Interdimensional fucking and they're coming here to solve people's solar plexus Well to it also like to feed off your misery to feed off your depression tell me every time I've been depressed invisible in my life It might bend down to one of these things these clowns

I should tell me every time I've been depressed and miserable in my life It might been down to one of these things these clowns How do you rid of them like what's the? That's the important part because I think I got a couple myself. Yeah Circus music I hate everything Get him you bought a lot of tiktok videos about solar plexus clown gliders. Yeah. There's a ton of TikTok videos. There's a there has been somebody who has come on to the scene to recount his experiences who was infected. A man named Jason Carpenter had an experience with the solar plexus clown glider when he was in college. He was sitting in the back of a courtroom, taking notes for a law assignment

when he saw something out of the corner of his eye. Now, I don't know about you guys, but have you ever had that peripheral vision where you thought you've seen something out of the corner of your eye? Like, you're convinced there's, there's a demonic midget like watching you from another room. I'm not that far. I think I've seen things moving in this slide. Yeah. Okay.

Well, this could be the, you know, the cause of these, what's it called, the solar plexus? Clown glider. Clown glider. But John Carpenter, Jason Carpenter, said when he turned to see what was in the corner of his eye, he saw a three-foot long cobra coiled up at the foot of one of the chairs in front of him. The cobra seemed almost animated in the way it moved. It was very unnatural looking. And after a few seconds it disappeared from view. Wow. Now there's a lot of people who say this could be caused by using drugs.

Okay, likely. Losing the genics can cause this. Wait, you said that it appears as a slug sometimes? Sometimes it appears as a black slug. I had a nightmare when I was young, young, like seven or eight. And I remember getting out of my bed and there being a big black slug in the bed. And like I was afraid to go back in the bed

so I slept upstairs on the couch that night. Could it have been? It wasn't the 80s. It wasn't a dildo. Was not a dildo? No. Were you life-saving at this time? I was not.

No, it was young. Oh, you're young. I was a seven-year-old lifeguard. I'm just trying to figure out if you were in shape or not. I guess I was pretty in shape. I was a seven-year-old. Seven-year-old? Seven-year-old?

Yeah. So you might have had an experience of one of these things. I might and it would explain a lot of the negativity in my life. How do I get rid of it? Well, come on. Well, like a lot of people have gone online and said that most experiences come after using LSD. I think we're onto something here. All right. So I'm just making it into something about clown gliders fault. It is possible many instances of solar plexus clown glider encounters are drug-induced hallucinations, or perhaps using drugs puts you in a state that is more open for being attacked by these entities. Jesus.

Why are these poor clowns fucking when people are just trying to get high? I know, just trying to expand your mind. Yeah. The solar plexus clown glider was a computer virus distributed in the 1990s that would cause a scary face to randomly appear on screen for users. It is possible the lore surrounding this virus became an urban legend and was picked up by the new age community as a psychic reality. But it said that the new age came up with it in the 80s. Just explained it. Well, no, no.

But there's also another bullet point that says these actually could be your real interdimensional demon. Don't share a bullet point says that. I'm a some sort of some new age religion to believe that having a blocked solar plexus can lead to negative emotional and psychological effects. The solar plexus clown glider could be a manifestation of this blockage. So you of all people I would think are probably have a blocked solar plexus. Sure. It could be the cause of all your physical properties, all those growths that are like popping up everywhere. They could be just like a clown

solar plexus glider. What is that thing on your elbow? Exactly. It's like a giant like yeah bigger than a golf bowl even and he puts a bandied on it. That's good to do anything. No, because it, um, that'll make it go down. Oh, it's got open source, source on them. He's like a fucking commercial on, like an HLN. Like, why do you have open, oozing source on your elbow? Yeah. Because it got infected, so it actually worked its way out.

Because of the solar plexus, cloud blider cube, right? Popped it head out. Yeah. Little plexus lug with a clown face to pop this elf out one day. Yeah, I'm gonna pee a forever. This host is the best man. Oh, so when did you start getting sores on it, man? When it got infected and it's, I soaked I soaked it and looked like a whitehead appeared

and when I squeezed it, the pulses are wet across the day. I did not forget to say that. I'm going out to that. You're welcome, ladies. So you did. So I went and saw a doctor, a doctor prescribed me antibiotics and I'm soaking it on my head. I do.

You got him a plodum, Q. You went to a doctor? He's the first time since we've known him that he went to a doctor. Nice. Nice. I do a pl a plot of kill you went to a doctor is the first time since we've known that he went to a doctor nice Yes, my brother Thank you pleasant experience. Yeah, she was very nice. Yeah, yeah, wait a minute You told me that she started fucking bra beating you for for draining your own Yeah, yeah, she did with a hypodermic with a dirty hypodermic No, it was a very light

I'm exactly, but she did she did like didn't like you fucking doing your own analysis of your, of your, of what was wrong with you. Is you imagining a doctor and this walks in and you have to like talk to it and argue with them as well, why your guy knows to correct you? But you have to go, you get them's like man. See that would be, he's the one guy that could shake a doctor though. Yeah, I think could shake a doctor though Yeah, I think that even a doctor could question his abilities

After and spending an hour would get him no pick a spot to start from Eric's 50 minutes with him. He's like he's not autistic Got all upset, you know what? I gotta give him up for him. He diagnosed my heel and I don't have any heel problems now after he told me what to do. What was wrong with your heel? He was hurting, it was always aching. He told me to go get this special insole. Yeah, there are thoughtics. Okay. Never had heel problems again.

So yeah, so definitely, what is that? As far as my knowledge, I haven't never seen one of these clown gliders. Now you don't seem like you'd be a victim. You don't seem like you'd be open to victimization by them. You're pretty level-headed. I'm pretty much taunting them right now. By even speaking aloud, I was like, fuck you. I'm gonna talk about it on a podcast.

And I'm gonna take, take infecting everybody I know and who listens with this shit because it's all bullshit. That's how sure you are that it's bullshit. Of course. Right, you don't have any no real hesitation about talking about this thing. No, my thing is always goes back to like, I would love to, nothing ever happens like that.

I would love, like, because if you see a ghost, right? You're seeing evidence of the afterlife. So I would welcome it. I would welcome that clown blider in. Really? Yeah. That's dangerous though. I know. You know, that's like, let's like, I would welcome that clown glider in. Really? Yeah. That's dangerous though. I know.

You know, that's like, let's like, let's say in yourself, you're allowing a demon to go into your body. I wouldn't do that. Don't allow the clown glider to go in. No, no, no. We got father Lance. No.

Come and take care of that. I'm talking about real shit like, you know, Christianity, I'm not talking about the clown glider. Yeah. The real deal. Yeah. No, I wouldn't, yeah, I wouldn't, I wouldn't buy that.

Don't do that. I would, I would buy strong against about this bullshit. Yeah. I'm not working. It's non-Christian bullshit. My, my fucking, yeah, I got powerful friends, Clant. Yeah. I'll sickfire the Lance on your ass.

Yeah, when you have an extra system, you're, in your stable. Yeah. Don't worry about shit like crazy.. Yeah, where is he been? He was just on a purveyors Posers and playlists. Yeah, not too long ago I mean he's still he lost to Troy, but You know he did hair metal though, and I wasn't up his alley though We got a good Christian. He wouldn't be listening to hair metal. Yeah, you're right. That's that bullshit He listens all that kind of stuff He had one me and tied behind his back though because hair metal. Yeah, right. That's, that's bullshit. He listens all that kind of stuff.

He wasn't like, he had one man tied behind his back, though, because hair metal was all about like, celebrating sex. Rock and rub, and drugs and rock and roll. And maybe, and sometimes even the devil. You don't think even, you don't think father lands like, dabbled a little bit when he was younger? You did. Right, I'm not a fucking priest, I'm not a father.

Right, but like, I don't know like when he decided he was gonna do that. I might have turned him, maybe he got a fucking priest, I'm not a father. Right, but like, I don't know like when he decided he was gonna do that. I might have turned him, maybe he got a couple of gliders in him. And in my eyes, you know, he, from the womb, he was father Lance. Oh, I'm boring that much, man. Oh God, that would suck. Like, you have to behave like a priest throughout your entire life. Yeah, well, some of these priests are getting out there.

I have. Yeah, they're having a party. Yeah. You okay? You're actually as close to priests like as, from. I have. Yeah, they're having a party. Yeah. You okay. You're actually as close to priests like us from anybody I know. May it Sunday, Jeff. Sunday. You both got married and kids. That's a very prized like. Well, come on, but God doesn't want us to not procreate. We have to spread the word. Oh, and the seed. What? Whoa! Whoa! I did my job.

Yeah. I got 200 of my belt. Yeah. Would you be spraying the gospel more efficiently if you weren't worried about the children and your wife and everything else like that? What do you mean? Like, the priest sets what they're focused on.

Oh, so like, if Walt was a true priest, he doesn't have to worry about the family. Yeah, that's a strategy. He has to worry about his flock. Yeah. His parishioners. I don't even know it's perfect, you know? But it's not perfect. Yeah, that's a great one. Yeah, that's a great one. Yeah, that's a great one. Yeah, that's a great one. Yeah, that's a great one. Yeah, that's a great one.

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there's some bazuzu after you're not fucking with the blire. Just that in this fucking clown house. Would you even put your lawn furniture together? Exactly. That's how they get you though. That's how we got in your house. Yeah, you have to invite them in. What do you got, Brian?

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You guys super heroes now? I guess so, yeah. I haven't seen any. I haven't seen any superhero ones yet. I've been 13 years, but all right. Yeah haven't seen any super hero once you're 13 years But all right, yeah me on these you'll get more probably got the moral of a lot of the male Let's see how do I feel when I wear my me on these like a million bucks like a priest yeah That's true. It makes won't feel like a print it's again how

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said he saw Bigfoot. He was the guy that was planting seeds all over, right? boon said he saw bigfoot he was the guy that's planting seeds all over right um that was Johnny up this is a fictitious so Daniel Boon was real Johnny Apple seed was fake Johnny Apple seed was real okay the last time was an Apple seed but yeah okay all right uh so you got Daniel Boon there's a whole bunch of people but I'm only gonna but did did he say where? He flew at the Alamo, right? Daniel Boone? I think he knows. Yeah, I think he did. Next to David Crockett. He says he saw a big foot.

This is just a small big foot. He says he saw a big foot. Okay, who else has seen a big foot? Christopher Columbus said he saw the father of all turtles. I guess which is a giant gamma-type turtle? Oh, camera. Yeah, he said he saw me. I am turtle. gamma type turtle. Oh, camera. Yeah, he said he saw my turtle. My turtle.

I didn't need to. Julia Caesar claims that he saw a unicorn. Julia Caesar said he's, as well. Julia Caesar says sir Arthur Conan Doyle. Oh, Sherlock Holmes bitch. That's right Now you know this shit's real He saw a digital creature. I don't know what that means. Where's my dearest my dear stalker

He's not the best source though. He there was a fiction writer though. Okay. What what did he what did sir? Conan say he saw he said he saw a digital creature which means some kind of creature with digits digits I guess yeah, but it wasn't like a human he also declared fairies were real anything other than a snake has digits Don't doesn't it though? I mean pretty much right? Yeah, I don't know how impressive that one is The unicorn I died 16 years for the animal so there you go, okay, he wasn't there as far as we know So there you go. Okay. He wasn't there as far as we know. Hmm. All right. Say, say that list again, we have to pick out which one was real. No. This is just people who said that they saw. Oh, wait. Oh, okay. I thought you're okay.

Yeah. No, they all say it's real. There is a they're all claiming it's real. There was this politician land developer on Stan Island in the early 1900s who claimed that fairies lived on Stan Island. And he won. Ferries. Okay. Farries. Others say the Farrah faucet lived on Stan Island.

It's English, it's he played the English right? And he wrote a book about it by the different type of Farries that live on Stan Island. All right, but let's go down prize list again again and which one do you feel Q is the most Well the fact that when you feel as the most hurdle. I it doesn't really shot giant turtle the mother of all turtile Mother yeah, what is that mean that's that's he said gamma sized which would be Brian said that yeah I don't think Christopher

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But go back to the top, though. Okay. Daniel Boone. Okay. So Daniel Boone claims that he saw Bigfoot. Okay. No, cue. Yeah.

Do you tell anybody? That is has to shake you, though, because I'm sure you don't believe in Bigfoot at the moment, right? You know, I could buy that there's a big foot over ghosts. You just want the fucking. If you had to go one or the other, you had to go all in on one or the other, you'd go all in on a Bigfoot more than so than ghosts. If you had to go put all your chips in.

Yeah, I would go. I would go all in a bit. But the very fact that boon is talking about a hairy, giant ape-like creature in the forest, back well before there was ever any like the phenomenon of bigfoot. Yeah. It's got to be a little... I don't think Daniel Boon was not for this. He wasn't known for a shenanigans. Like he was out there doing serious work. What is the citation though? Like it was like in a letter to someone that he wrote his memoirs, bitch. Yeah. Okay. You didn't read Daniel Boone's

memoirs. Oh, I apologize. I didn't know that was required office manager reading. I'm trying to see here. Now, if he, if he if it says in his Wikipedia that he saw, but that would be a little bit more weighty though because he wasn't influenced by, you know, a lot of pop culture with Bigfoot as he is now a pop culture figure. No, he didn't see Harry Nanderson's. He didn't see the six million dollar man rip off of Bigfoot's arm. No, he didn't see Harry in that and it's in the city. He didn't see the six million dollar man rip off a big foot's arm. No, to his, to his, or the Frank five rewind. Kind of shit to get you down. Well, I mean, it makes you so negative that a fucking clown

glider can get right into you. So the guy, the guy, wait a second, get him. The guy who wrote the biography of Daniel Boone, it became one of the best selling biographies of the 19th century, and his adventures were embellished. He never fought a bear. He never escaped from Indians by swaying on vines like Tarzan. And Daniel Boone's family thought the book was absurd. Huh.

So like, what can you fucking- So I believe shit. Apparently Daniel- I don't believe you get him. Daniel Boone himself reported having shot and killed it was a ten foot hairy giant he called a yahu a yahu well if the guys already known from belishing his i think we're gonna have to put this one put a thumbs down that is one haki yeah he's like a the chuck barricades of ten hundred whatever yeah i i don't

think that all right what's the what was the next one was Julius Caesar unicorn Okay, and he said he saw I guess you think that after Caesar's Caesar's unicorn BC right? No, before Christ or after Christ I didn't want to he didn't want to all fucking run around yeah because they they were commanding Jerusalem at the time so yeah So I don't know whether Caesar is before him or not. Well, yeah

He said rend into Caesar with old Caesar, right? Mm-hmm. So yeah, 80 or BC 80 80. Okay, no, be both sounds like he's straddling the line Because he's saying pay the Caesar with Caesar's look at that unicorn. Did you look it up? No, it's the fuck I was like I'm Daniel Boone. So again, yeah No, it's the fuck. I was like, I'm Daniel Boone. So again, not influenced by like cartoons, like the last unicorn, or my little pony, bullshit, or any of that nonsense. Or like, you know, like, you know, like a neck, my little pony. We got bronies in the audience. Let me hear shit on TV too.

But, you know, I mean, this is a guy he said anything to hold on to his his power. Yeah. I see no unicorn It's a sign from the fucking God's it means I'm in a room for hundreds of years what he said There is an ox of the shape of a stag between whose ears a horn rises from the middle of the forehead higher And straighter than those horns which are known to us from From the top of this, branches like palms stretch out a considerable distance. The shape of the female in the male is the same. The appearance and the size of the horns is the same. You could be talking about Gidams Elbow. You would look at the difference. Thumbs up or thumbs down, Q. I think thumbs down. I don't think you believe those guys. They were doing anything they can to make it seem

like they're just making shit up. You know, looking on this, Gettoms Elbow is pretty big on that. Oh, yeah. He was using that as a timeline to figure out how long he's at this. This bomb, he actually said the picture on the wall. Yeah, we're looking at the Beatles picture of the Sergeant Peppers, if you were on Patreon, you know what it is. But he told me he goes, when was that picture taken?

He goes the other day and I was like, Oh, geez, probably over But he told me he goes, when was that picture taken, you get him goes the other day and I was like, oh jeez, probably over a year ago. He goes, look at my elbow, I had the bump back then. Yeah. The lump, yeah. The lump. Did you bring that in to show the doctor?

No, no, no. I've had it this long. Because how long is this in like, this is a picture? Well, how do I know when this picture is taken? I don't know. Going out on Patreon, you get him him because you're not on Patreon. What's the next one?

This is the most believable Arthur Conan Doyle saw a digitate creature. But again Arthur Conan Doyle, I don't know if you've, there were girls or father was a photographer and they printed up pictures of fairies, stuck them on sticks and then took the scissors. Oh yeah, took the sisters. Yeah, and Arthur Conan Doyle went there declared fairies were real and actually I believe he's well wrote a book about this. Really? Yeah, so he was not known for his skepticism, Aula, Sherlock Holmes. Aula Randy, James Randy. Yes. He wrote the Hounds of Baskerville, which involves cryptids in some way, right?

Bill O'Chee who I don't know who that is, but he also saw yeah, we whatever that is. That's the big foot. That's the big foot guy All right, Joseph Smith like we said the Mormon guy devil monkeys. Well, that's another guy that talked to God It's golden towels. Yeah, it's a lot of people who like see me either off, imbued with so much power, you wouldn't know what to do with it, or talk to God. Well, this is a problem because like if they're people like that, you're like, well, if they're crackpots, but then if like it's the average person, you're like, they're Hicks.

There's just so much to stop people from believing these things going on around us. It's easier not to believe. It is. Yeah. It's easier to walk through a world that's kind of mundane and dry and lacking unicorns and yahos. Why is it that like every once in a while you'll see like the UFO shit come up.

Like it's like every couple months you're like, oh my god, they're going to prove it. Well, I mean recently we've been barred Right a lot of UFO stuff. There was footage from a dash cam. I think it was in Nevada Nevada Yeah, and then for the backyard as well in the back Yeah, well the dash cam footage is of this you know, it looks like a meteor coming down What some are saying it may have been a spaceship crashing and then like an hour later There's a call to 911 where you can listen to it on YouTube. It's a family saying that there's something crashed

in their backyard and there's a 10 foot gray creature walking around and they want the police to come. Wow. And the police came is there too and the police get there and they see like an impression in their backyard but the spaceship apparently got itself back and working order and got out of there for the cops got there But the cops are going on that paid enough to go back there and see an alien Thank God for triple A otherwise, we know we've had a proof That's even worse than the previous one like making my back hurt With these horrible jokes

Come on get them it's going on over there. What else do I got here? I have your choice. Boys, I have the Portland serial killer, the Australian hiker, which vanished. Eleven real life terrifying, but true horror stories reported in the news. And then kidnappings. terrifying but true horror stories reported in the news. Huh. And then kidnappings. Okay. Lots, lots of kidnappings. I love missing people.

I don't know what it is, man. There is something about a person who goes missing without a trace. You've only been this way. I remember in my early 20s, you being like, it's so weird that like those people are out there and nobody knows where there are. Yeah, like one person like, no answers.

Yeah, like a lot of questions, hardly any answers. It's nonstop. I watched the shit on Discovery Channel, TLC, HBO, all these channels. It's all about people going mission and people getting killed. You're like, guys, can't you just stop? It's weird. People won't stop. Yeah, people won't stop. Yeah. Yeah. And they never once know all you get the story of like the woman that was in the trunk of the car and escaped

to like 12 stab wounds. Right, yeah. Crawled away and escaped somehow and that's how they got busted and you're like, holy fuck man, who can you, you gotta ever be that strong? As a crawl like a mile to the desert with stab wounds and shit, like one stab wound, I'm like, fine.

Oh, god damn it. It's over. Yeah. Another exercise is a wall. I. It's over. Yeah. Another exercise of walk. I could believe in aliens. Yeah. Okay, so you're going to go. I'm going to have to cut off.

I'm going to hear about the exercise. Okay. I could believe in aliens though. You got to go all in on ghosts, big-foot aliens, which when you put your chips into the pile. Oh yeah, 100%. Without even a thought. Aliens or that alien, or it is also included that they're visiting us

If I have to include visiting I don't you know, it all seems silly to me, but I still gonna go with aliens Okay, now I'm the uh, yeah, and aliens like they live style where like they're walking around us and we don't know Along those lines. Yeah, I mean I have no problem believing it's mathematically conceivable what there other there is other There has to be other life out in this in this Universe it's stupid to think that there's not You know it but it does it look like us does it share the same more Ken look like us Yeah, but what greens can yeah, are you not of the belief though that all this UFO? News that's coming out seemingly every day is a misdirection.

Oh you don't think that they're softening you up for the big reveal? You think it's the other thing? I do it like they start sprinkling in everyone's one now, get everybody used to the idea. No I think it's look over here, look over here, don't pay attention to what we're really doing, don't pay attention to the real issues. I think the news is non-stop that. Like here's a bunch of shit that, don't pay attention to what we're really doing. Don't pay attention to the real issues. I think the news is nonstop that. Like, here's a bunch of shit that we don't want you to know about. So we're going to put this other stuff out there that's like just interesting and just distraction, just a month enough of his distraction.

Yeah. Well, they had that whistleblower about the UFOs come out very recently. I mean, it was super recent. He's like somebody on a big wig who confirmed that, he worked at Area 51. And there's little to no doubt that he has the credentials to back up that he worked there, but he's saying he can't back up though that,

our government has these vehicles, these saucers that they created based off of retrieving crashed UFOs. That's true. And in my opinion, I just don't, I can't, I don't believe it. I don't believe there's any way that a shape or form that there's UFOs. I believe that it's all, I believe that they have these vehicles and they're doing shit, but that's not from alien technology.

Let's see, I can believe vehicles, because we've sent vehicles to other things in our solar system, but they're not manned. I think that's the issue is that they're sending these things manned, you know, as opposed to just sending a rover, like, you know, we sent out to Mars, they're still puttering around.

I think if we saw an alien rover, we would still take it pretty seriously. Yeah, yeah. I just think that they're like, if you're seeing these things that on video and these pilots are seeing shit, and there's video of it, I still, I still 100% believe that it's all man-made shit and it never came from alien technology I don't think there's ever been an UFO that's ever fucking coming to our Our stratosphere or That there's never been a UFO. There's never been something of extra extra terrestrial origin, okay

Not something that we just couldn't identify right yeah Hmm, yeah, I don't know like sometimes I like I'll go out in the backyard and I like look up at the sky when I'm watching the Of course, so why the fuck else would I be outside? No, like I go outside and I'll like what like let the dog go do his thing and then I just like look up at the sky and I'm like It's I I I don't want it. I don't want to think about it. Can't wrap it. I have a lot of it. Trillions of galaxies There's a conspiracy theory that space isn't real. I can't imagine birds weren't real.

The modes not real. Yeah. Birds aren't real. This isn't real. That's not real. I'm starting to believe it all. Earth is a planet. Yeah.

Yeah. Yes, so they replaced what's real. What do I know? So we're not on a planet? We're not on a planet. The hell are we on? I mean, it's a deep dive to whatever thing everything but like what you're seeing as a projection when you see the black stars and the blackness. It's beyond our our means of figuring out but. Well they're like oh it's

like this alien experiment where they're like they're watching us it's like that movie what was the movie where they were? Truman show. Truman show. And I'm like, why would you need billions of people to watch it? Like if you're an alien. Yeah, go watch 20 people and get it. Yeah. It looks like an ant farm. Yeah. Right. Yeah, the alien ant farm.

Yeah, but the ant's like, or I, is the behavior that different from ant to ant in the ant farm. Yeah. So you mean you're comparing human behavior? Yeah. Oh, I think it's, I think it's very different. I think there's a lot of,

yeah, there's a lot that's very similar, but there are some that are like so off the beaten path that like, Ants or people. People. But I thought you were comparing human beings to antinalians or what? Yeah, I was.

Studying all of this. But what do you, what about humans is also being in path? Well, how different each individual acts? How different each one are like, almost no one is exactly the same. It's not that, you know, it's just like you see when you have an ant farm, you see like the little tunnels that they take. Yeah. You're, you build this planet, this planet, you find this planet,

you see it with life, or the basics of life, and then just let it go. And that's what you're seeing. So, like a little tunnel and farm is like our roads, or our cities, they're just observing. What's to observe to go through all this trouble for what? Learn more about your past. Why did we study the answer?

They were there? Just answered your own question, my friend. Well, you should've just said head. He was head just like, he had it. It's more than, but like, yeah, but then we looked at the answer and we're like, well, they're so fucking boring, we could sell them to kids to play with.

To war, like, yeah, and that great sky-bondly disappointed if you knock it over. Or subconsciously, we do it's it's being done to us Sure, but And it's the only way we can our minds can handle it. Maybe we're just a toy For one individual alien life form you're some aliens dildo. Yeah, he's in his room with this little, right, there were version of Farrah Fawcett poster, some Bee Gees poster.

The whanness earth. And he's got this little way for an alien child. And he shakes stuff every once in a while. That's men and black. And at the end, the men and black, like they pulled back and it's the whole universe is in a marble. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. So I don't know, man. If men and black nailed the mystery, the universe put it in a way gag. I'd be real disappointed if they did. I feel like, oh fuck, they were right all along. If you were told though, yeah, the secrets of the universe. Okay, I love this. If you were told the secrets, or you're given the opportunity to hear them. Yeah. But with a warning though that like,

it could, it will definitely change you forever You want to know the secret or each other just continue on the path you're on because things are going pretty good I'm gonna make sure why do you why do you need to know ignorance is bless. Oh, yeah What are you so curious about? Yeah curiosity killed the what cue and you love them? No, I would say you got to know you got to know You got to know if you can know Cats, no, I would say you got to know. You got to know. You got to know if you can know. If someone is offering it to you, you got to know.

How do you know? I think you say that now, but I think that you would give it a second and you'd be like, I got a pretty good gig right now. Do I really want this heavy shit on my plate? And there's no going back. Yeah.

Well, he's got to have a third act though. So now like he knows the secrets of the universe He could go out there. He could become like a Televangelist type type guy if like all right, let's say that they say what what are the possible secrets here that none of it means anything? Okay, there's one of let's say one of the option one of the possibilities is that Earth is a toy is an is an ant farm for one fucking aliens kid yeah and we're one pissed off mother away from being in the trash can and done yeah man he does a scale of time like is it like one minute is that a death bill you go on the trash can is that all that's it the whole universe just implodes

oh because the kids tired of you or the mom gets pissed off and I have to admit if that was the secret I wouldn't want to know I'd rather be like I don't know how that's gonna help and then think about how it's gonna affect you that you know It's the truth. Yeah, and no one's gonna believe you That's a heavy shit to walk if that's good. I don't want to know it. That's so stupid. All right, let's say it's not that and let's say it's another let's say it's something something unimagined something that even like nobody's ever come up with a scenario we're all facets of the same individual something weird like that or or in a hundred years exactly one hundred years is going to be coronal mass ejection from the sun and it's just going to wipe out the 100 years yeah exactly 100 years is gonna be coronal mass ejection from the sun, and it's just gonna wipe out the earth.

100 years? Yeah, it's gonna wipe out the earth. I don't have a care. I don't give a shit. But you now you know that. Oh, but I already know that I don't have a hat care. But don't we know that already? Yeah, don't we know that?

Yeah. Isn't the sun eventually gonna burn out? No, eventually, in like the millions of years. But 100 years, none of us are around. And none of the people we know will be around. not necessarily true of the advancements of metal medical technology You say you think we're gonna be involved to be 150 years old. Yeah, yeah, I don't know I think Brian's right right like we already know that's the end for everything anything I mean that's so far away

We just don't think about but if you think about like if in a hundred years gonna be nothing Do just like what is the meaning of like all these stupid things like wars and disagreements over this piece of land is yours and mine. What did you give me? You can tell me a pause. I was just a this guy. He's all good.

Like, he, man, why can't we all just get along? There's no point to that stuff. Anybody could already tell you that. Like, I don't know. That's what you're knowing, but knowing it for a fact. A hundred, the earth ending all year you as you're right, that doesn't do it.. But knowing it for a fact. The earth ending on your ears after I died doesn't do it. It wouldn't change anything for me. It's just I would care less about what you see than I do.

Ten years. And nobody's gonna believe you. Yeah. Ten years. Yeah. 10 years. Now you fucking talk. Yeah. They didn't got to tell a couple people that you trust so like they can really live those last 10 years.

Yeah. I'm like guess what? It don't matter. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no 10 years. Yeah, I'm like, guess what? It don't matter. No, it doesn't matter. What if it was like an advanced race of beings who chose this world as a scientific experiment brought all these creatures from other parts of the world that they thought could an experiment of sorts to put them all into this. Also, tigers are from like a whole other planet, and all this stuff is like one big science project.

And it's in the other about to end it at some point. 100 years or 10 years. You don't know. What are they going to release this back to our planet that we came from or they're just going to destroy the whole thing And they're just gonna flush it, but now you're explaining life in general like you don't know like the other day when we woke up We didn't know those gonna be wildfires. We didn't know those gonna be 9-11 We didn't know those gonna be this or that you know fucking earthquakes. So it's like every day you get up

You have to realize this might be the last day But it's impossible to live your life like every day is your last day. You just can't, right? But if you know it, if you know it for a fact, but it is possible to live your life like it's not gonna be your last day.

Why is that so much easier? No effort. Everybody does it though. Everybody lives their life like that. Just assume that it's, I've got plenty more of these there is no effort to Live it like it's your last. Yeah, like they're not not every day. Well Tom cruise does That motherfucker

Living life every day. He's on the side of mountains on the side of planes Motorcycles off mountains. Yeah, see that stunt unbelievable.. And I'm like, oh yeah, we gotta do it again. Okay. That's hard. You like it? And he's not some young whipper snapper. It's like 55 now, right? Yeah, I mean, he is fucking amazing.

If you're Tom Cruise, is it far easier to be a Scientologist like to buy into all that shit where you're like, you're like, I must be special. Everything reinforces his belief in what he's doing because every, he defies, he gets no else. No, there's no else for this guy. Yeah, well, didn't he write off his family though? Is it like, yeah, but still, he was ready for it.

Because he didn't, they didn't believe he can't be weighed down. By the time of the war. That's a hardcore belief. You're inviting some clown gliders. Yeah, talking that much. Shit, I didn't think weighed down. That's a hardcore belief. You're inviting some clown gliders. Yeah, I'm talking that much. I didn't think about that. Yeah, don't you wish that he was an assiathologist so you could like him a little bit?

This goes back to my argument last week with Arnold. More. He has built so much goodwill for me in terms of the entertainment he's given me that I don't care if he believes in a fucking alien that lives in a volcano. Okay, I go for it man, he's not hurting me but that's really no different than I feel anyway that like there's a god that lives in the sky. It's like why is one crazier than the other because one is just an older belief system?

Well I think it was just like not that. I told you he's nuts for sure. I mean, that's not a great star Trek though. I mean, that's that's not as Jean Roddenberry. Yeah, he's gonna create dionetics. Elron Hubbard. Who created a Scientology? Wasn't a science fiction writer? Elron Hubbard. Yeah, I did a battlefield earth. Oh, I thought it was Star Trek was the same thing. Okay. Let's see in around America. Yeah, that's what I mean though. He clearly wrote that shit. I don't know. I don't, you're right, though.

At the end of the day, I don't care what Tom Cruise does. At some point, I'm not right. Robert was like, wait, people believe this? Yeah, wait, alright. Now you can be made, though, that like, well, he ain't hurting anybody. Well, Scientology, you know, there's a lot of people who are saying it does hurt people, though.

That lady from the show, you like Quink King of Queens. You get a remedy? Yeah, yeah. There's a lot of people who are saying it does hurt people though. That lady from the show you like Quink King of Queens Yeah, I'm an enemy. Yeah, there's a whole expose. Yeah So that's the rub is where like but personally Like I can't get all I got too much to worry about on my own little fucking my own little planet The planet flanagan that I can't fucking worry about the rest all the world's ills like Scientology if it's bad or whatever I tell you what I just got to worry about my own fucking gig even with all the awfulness that you read about Scientology it still means less to me than my pool being green

Hey, no, can we go what real quick on this last one? I wanted to get huge thoughts on the 21 grams. Okay, yeah. Soul thing. So this is point O3 out of so it's less than an ounce. Very small amount. Yeah. Dunkin McDougal in 1907, he was a- Sound guy? He was a physician.

Sounds like a drunk to me. He. Ha ha ha. For me. I know him. For Massachusetts. And he hypothesized that souls have a physical weight and attempted to measure the mass Lost by a human when the soul departed the body

McDougal attempted to measure the mass change of six patients at the moment of death one of the six patients lost three-quarters of an ounce upon death He had attempted this also with animals and found that there was no weight loss ever in an animal and he theorized though that animals don't have souls and that's why they don't fuck him. Come on. You ever look into it like a dog's eyes that's a soulful looking animal. I don't know what they're saying. Can't solve these. I'm monkey. Come on, man. I don't know. I'm not monkey. What does the Bible say? Bullshit.

What does the Bible say? I don't know. But do they have do animals have souls? Are they ever way in and of? No, no. I got to imagine Christianity weighs pretty hard on them not having souls. But when you're young, they always tell you

that like there's cat heaven and dog heaven. Yeah. Did you have blessings for them? This was rejected by the scientific community and McDougal's experiment popularized a concept that the soul has awaited specifically that it weighs 21 grams. And to this date, this is the thing that bothers me though.

And to this date, there has been no effort to investigate his findings though. And it is totally frowned upon by any scientific community that if you were going to be like, you know, I want to weigh that corpse right there because it just died. You would get, you might get thrown out of school or you might get like ostracized.

What are they not wanting to know? Exactly. Why is there such reluctance to go back in and look at the findings and do it like a do a study But once we find it out there like wait turns out. It's true. Oh, you know You know why they don't want the scientific community doesn't want any Yes, it'll it'll fucking blow a hole right there fucking do their fucking archer's whole way to their own argument. The jig is up, man.

But, but, no, why would it, though? Like, if your soul's going to heaven, that pretty much confirms things. For the scientific, for an archer's. For an archer's. Yeah, that's archer's. Yeah, that's archer's. Not for science, it doesn't.

Yeah. But you just had a blue hole in the world where I have a legend. No, it blows a hole in the scientific communities, theories that, you know, that, that's all mumbo jumbo you know that's why I that's what always bothers me is I want to read stuff like that is like no no no we can't even study we can't even talk about it but what is D.I. like my question what's plenty of that going right today?

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