Tell Em Steve-Dave - #562: Fat Boy Summer

Episode Date: July 4, 2023

Fourth of July plans, Bry and Walt get doxxed, Walt and Frank5 go to Myrtle Beach, sub disaster.

He's now referring to me as Flan Pig and calling me a Mick. He keeps calling me a Mick. I don't need fucking phrases. And I just called him a virgin. I just sang shut up virgin. And I just know what he, I have no idea what he looked like or anything But get him a steaming Tell him Steve Dave, oh, and welcome to this week's edition of Tell Them Steve Dave. Sup Walt. Sup. And Q. Hello. Unfortunately held back by the traffic in Staten Island. Holiday traffic. Yep. Well it's coming up. It's it's more

Jersey traffic than Staten Island traffic if we're gonna be honest but yes a lot. It would normally as a short trip is very long due to all the Jersey Shore. Fanatics heading down there. What's up? A lot of people headed to the Beats this weekend, man. Yeah. Is there a boardwalk in Staten Island or any kind of like something that is equatable to the wonderful boardwalks we have in Jersey?

Well, we certainly have a boardwalk and a nice fishing pier, but nothing like with all the games and the like it's just a boardwalk. It's like there's not like built up around and stuff like that. It used to be back in the 1920s, Staten Island was a major destination, Walter, but that's gone now. It's just... 100 years. Just a boardwalk. Yeah, it's like just gone now, man. It's all over. Did it burn down or something gone now, man. It's all over. Come to Staten Island. Did it burn down or something like, why, where did it go? Uh, well, it had it burned down several times, but it was, uh, it was more of a matter of like, uh, I think it was like they, you know, just

times move on. It was a Staten Island was a playground for the, for the well to do. And then they put up that bridge and any any any greasy Italian. Yeah, can make that way over. Just do. There was turn my You know, like a lot of my family did the old Italian jiggity jig over the bridge to, to Staten Island, yeah, ruined it all. God damn you have any fourth plans, Walt? Absolutely positively none. You might. Mary Beth said to, we're having a fourth of July,

just Johnson's. Oh yeah. Mary Beth said that she would invite you and Deb if you wanted to come over. Okay. And get him if you wanted to come over. You guys are both welcome. I don't expect to see any of you. Okay, get him already was a he was already backpedal and you just why why why what do you got to play it? I already committed to playing so you're going to Rupert's house. Yeah. Okay. Can't stop by two parties. You want me to drink a drive? Okay. We had all kinds of fucking daddy daddy's ready to go. We could just pour him out. What about you, Q? You doing anything? I was considering doing something, but I'm just going to go to my parents now. Yeah, just hanging out with my parents, you know, yeah

You had mentioned you might do something and then I didn't hear so I was like I don't think he's gonna plan it two or three days prior Yeah, no there was there was there was nothing to be done my father's he's fine But he's just having like a couple of health things going on so I'm just gonna get over there and hang out Yeah, Troy asked me if I wanted to come to his place. That would be fun. It would be fun. But getting to Long Island on a holiday weekend is just something I feel like I'm not currently prepared to tackle. Dude, getting to Long Island on a fucking Wednesday afternoon is like, is a horror show.

I have a brother, my younger brother lives out there and I love him and his family very dearly, but I could never see him, because I'm like, I'm sorry, you live like 16 miles away to take some less three hours to get there. I'm like, I can't. When we lived in LA, we lived in West Hollywood, and if somebody was like, hey, come down to Santa Monica, it's like, fuck you.

That's seven miles. It's crazy. Yeah, yeah, so. It's gonna take me two hours. Yeah. So, you know, I need a helicopter. I need a helicopter. I need a helicopter.

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Have yeah, yeah, I've heard some some reports back that it was way better than they thought it was gonna be So that's gives me hope I saw it yesterday Uh, and I would say that's my One word one line review is it's better than I thought it would be Yeah, because after this school, everybody expects. Yeah. Yeah, it feels different. The main complaint is it like it just, it's all the CG, you're just like the CGI.

It's like Indiana Jones was never, he was always practical stunt man effects. And then every once in a while, you'd see a really shitty like plane effect or like them in the cart and tablet, doing when it's clearly puppets. But that was part of the charm. Now it's just like it looks like every it looks like every marvel movie. It's just you don't even know like they're standing on a street and you're like the street doesn't look real. You know what I mean? You're like it all looks fake which is kind of a bummer but I don't think you know I don't think you're not gonna walk out

of it like Crystal Skull being like a fuck this. Right. Yeah, you go back to Raiders that huge set piece with the plane and the all everything going on with the, you know, with the fuel truck leaking him get into the fight with the Nazi guy and it's just so epic. Yeah, there's very little of that. There's very, there's very little of that

I think I'll be put a mic on get him We were savvy enough to set up an extra mic in case he spoke. Oh, I knew he couldn't do double duty Just watch the numbers How those numbers look I was just like, how does that number is like? Still going up? You'll be interested to hear this. I have a shrink appointment next week next Wednesday. Oh, hey, that's great, man. Yeah, the appointment was made without my knowledge. So that should give you hint as to how well my wife's life is going right now. Oh, no, really? What happened?

I think she's just like, I think she's concerned for me. So she was like, I gotta, I gotta do something and he's not doing it. So I'll make a point. Oh, what's been going on? Just like, like more short tempered like like snapping type stuff Not that depression is much but more like on edge constantly type shit So I'm gonna address that like the other day we're pulling out of the driveway at Mary Beth goes Oh, there's a car coming. I'm like do you want a fucking drive? Do you want to get behind this behind the wheel drive then? I'm just telling you and I'm like and moments after that. I'm like I'm sorry like I

Before I even know it. It's out there and I feel like it's a just telling you and I'm like, and moments after that, I'm like, I'm sorry. Like, I, before I even know it, it's out there. And I feel like it's a wrestle. So I want to, you know, address it. And obviously she wants me to address it. So this is good. So you will go to this doctor and this is more, more, where you speak to him more than he like, like where he looked, he doesn't like do any kind of invasive, like look inside your head, right? No, I don't think so. Well, he's a psychiatrist, so he can prescribe medicine,

but I don't think I'll be sitting there talking to him for like an hour. That's more of a psychologist thing. Okay, so, okay. All right, so I, so the only way he can tell what's going on is this by speaking to you, like he can't take an X- right? Right. No, no, I got to tell him. And then he has to hope that I'm being honest. Hmm. Is there a chance you might not be? No, I'll be honest. Yeah, I don't see.

There's really no reason I would lie about shit. I mean, if I'm telling all these people that I'm an asshole, snapping at my wife for no reason. I sure as fuck, I'll tell the doctor soon. We're going to see how that is. They address the depression, the anxiety, the ADD, the EID, all this fucking shit. What's that, what's that? ID, ID, intermittent explosive disorder.

That's the anger that comes out for no reason. Oh, I felt bad. Yeah, so I apologized and she made the appointment and I said I would definitely go. And I've been really trying to watch myself with that kind of stuff. In fact, you're making a public apology right now. This is something I rarely do.

Yeah, I've got lots of things to apologize for that I won't. But this I make a public apology for to my wife. I thought I'd open it. That's good, dude. I think that's good. I'm very happy that she took those steps man because You know, you're a great guy and and you have a rich life with plenty of people that love you So it's like you just should feel that and you know, yeah, I don't yeah

I'm gonna start feeling it soon. Oh, I got doxed. Did you get doxed? Well? You know what my address address, my home address, or the last like six years has been on every patron package. Oh, or you put your home address on it. We couldn't figure out how to take it off. I could never figure out how to take it off, like fuck it. If they want to find out, they could find out. That's how life's done, because last Saturday,

no, I didn't see it until Monday, but last Saturday, I got a voicemail, and it was like, hey, this is Ben. I'm coming down to the store. No, I'm reading the transcription. I didn't like listen to it. I'm reading the transcription and it says like, tell him Steve Dave. I'm like, what the fuck?

What is this? So I listened to it. And this is Monday, two days after somebody sent it. And it's a guy. He's like, hey, my name is Ben. I'm coming down with my son, Liam. And I want to see the store and we love tell them Steve Dave and all this other stuff.

And I'm like, how the fuck did he get this number? Like the only thing I could think of was that like, somebody put it online and he happened to see it or whatever. So I'm sitting there trying to figure it out and I'm like, fuck it, I'll text him. I'll just like, how did you get this number? These fucking morons at airport plasma, these assholes, these type of things. It'll just like how did you get this number? These fucking morons at airport plaza. Oh, this is like this cycle.

Me, I think. Oh, did he? Yeah, probably do. Two. I have to go down there and be like, is there any way you cannot give away our personal phone numbers to anybody who fucking calls? I know. I in their defense. I'm probably, they probably assume that one of the numbers is, is a, we have a, like a landline here. Don't assume. I know. Don't agree. I know. Don't disagree with you.

Yeah. So I'm testing with the guy and I'm all fucking worked up because I'm like, who the fuck gave my number away? Then I start texted with him. He's a nice guy. Now I got a new text buddy. So if you want to get a friend, all you have to do is find out my number. I was on vacation and I got a call and I was just like,

how did you get this number? And he goes, oh, I called the airport plaza. Yeah. This guy was a mega fan. I mean, he's calling every number that he could get. He was that worried about making it to the general store. Kind of deserves it. I was like, what the fuck man? So yeah, got docked by airport plaza. And so, yeah, got docked by airport Plaza. You know what, and I know now knock on wood, and I go, I should never say this, because as soon as I do, it's going to backfire or something will happen. But in all those times, I never,

nothing, but my address being out there, nothing, really, nothing, absolutely zero. Wasn't there a guy at, when you worked at the stash wasn't there a guy who's like I'm coming down there I don't gonna get you He's like he was from Florida or something and he's like watching you a cloud street. That was powering I'm not there was an e-base ebay a transaction on one cell Well, it's fucked up was as he said he was watching me through the window and he goes, I know I know you have a big window and I could see you through it and I looked over and I was like, damn, he's right, there is a big window.

He could see me through. I don't know if he just got lucky or he did Google, like let's have Google search thing or you could see like Street View. I don't know, but yeah, that was a little freaky though and I'm ever thinking to myself, maybe I should report this guy. But nothing ever happened to that either. I watch a series on discovery plus called stocked. Don't bother reporting it because there are ladies

who are like being stalked by guys who do the most obscene and over the top shit and they bring it to the cops. I'm like, yeah, I can't do anything about it. Now granted, this was like maybe in the early 2000s, most of these cases, but still it was after the, it was a shaper, Rebecca Schaefer girl, my sister Sam, remember?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you're not familiar with that case, it was an actress in the 80s. Her name was Rebecca Schaefer. She was on a show called My Sister Sam and there was a guy who was kept harassing her and stalking her and all this other shit. And it turned out that the guy had a private life guy who was, kept harassing her and stalking her and all this other shit.

It turned out that the guy had a private detective or something, a private detective went to motor vehicles, like motor vehicles used to just give a layer of information back then in the 80s. So the dude walks up to her front door, she opens it and he fucking shoots her to death. And so after that, they started making stalking a little bit more, a little stronger, but not, of course, this is like 15 years later, and people are still like, what the fuck? So you're telling me if I went to the police and I was like, yeah, there's this guy. I sold some books to, he's now referring to me as a flan pig and calling me a mick.

He keeps calling me a mick. I think that's a slur officer. Is the M-word. I can't expect to deal with that. Yeah, that's what he would call me the Mick and he would call me Flam Pig. And I just called him a virgin. I just say shut up virgin. And I'm just why I was actually I just called him a virgin. I just say shut up virgin. And I'm just, well, I would, I just know what he, I have no idea what he looked like or anything, but. Get him with steaming. I'm just,

I'm just, I'm just, I just know what he, I don't have no idea what he looked like or anything, but. Get him with steaming. How do you know? How do you know what he's made? Yeah, you call me flam pig though. Yeah, I still have those emails.

Yeah, I think if you went to the coffee and be like, we need more than this. Yeah. You call Jim Mick, right? Or is it TV show called the Mick? I think that's an Irish slur, though. Oh, it definitely is. Yeah, okay.

I thought that's what it was. For sure, I remember a long time ago, Kevin and I went, we used to, God damn, we had nothing to do. Like in late 80s, we would go to the Atlanta College courthouse when it was court night, and we would sit there and just watch the cases see if anybody we knew.

And there was this Judge Ronnie Hurrin, and he said that he said something about like this Irish guy is like him being drunk and being a mckinch. Like this is the judge. I'm saying this from this judge's seat or whatever. He's a little pulpit from the bench. From the bench. Yes. Fending Irishman everywhere. I didn't like it. Cute. I'm sure you're familiar with hot girl summer, right? You're up on things. No, but I'm interested. What's going on? Hot Girl Summer is a song by Megan the Trainer. Okay. Is that her name? Megan the Stallion. Megan the Stallion. Not Megan Trainer. Megan the Stallion. I was just saying that it's like Megan three Stallion. It just looks like that. Yeah. And basically it's a song, it's an empowering song for women

to like embrace yourself, embrace your looks, embrace your weight, all this other shit. I say that for Patreon, what we do is fat boy summer because I've been getting really into power washing shit, stuff around the house, like real simple stuff. Like power washing isn't like I'm changing something electrical. Like you can see your progress and

It's so fucking easy. Yeah, anyone can do it. Just point any one is that something and knocking knocking mold off and shit But there is a sense of accomplishment You you can point your hand holding a hose you can power wash I can do that I can do that. I was like fuck it. I'm a man. Fuck you daddy. So I have been though on a group text with other fellow homeowners. I'm on a group text with Tom and Oh, Millie. Oh, Millie. Yeah. And Rupert. Because you know, they've been doing they've been doing their weeds. They've been doing their pools. You know know Tom text me the other days been chainsaw and some shit You don't want to send me a picture of his chainsaw because he said it was little I Believe it. Yeah, I believe it. I believe it's fucking barely a chainsaw

I can't see him hold it a chainsaw. I see a hold that like it's radioactive Like it turns on it just drops it It's chasing around the yard My dear though is like you know we get some we get so you know maybe victor or Chuck and to shoot us doing the like you know Powerwashing maybe some slow motion of like rupert like shirtless of like Rupert like shirtless. Ah. Most of our audience is guys. Great. And this, this mist fraction of 13%

would find our forms even remotely attractive. But there is, there are some people, the chubby chasers, right? Yeah. They can have added and get them too. Like, get them can come, you can come to my place. And, you know, or you can do it at the horse farm. Like, you know, the horse farm.

And then we, we just record ourselves all sweaty. Like we convinced people that Rupert has a five-star dick and then all the girls get excited and shit, you know. You know? Wife might be a little upset about that, but you're wife? No, his wife. Who Rupert?

Yeah. Why are those? Okay. Doesn't matter. It was getting chased by all these girls. Rupert needs to make a couple extra bucks. Okay. The fact he's gonna have to pretend that he got divorced.

So that people think it's attainable. But I do you want to join in? Get your power washer. I I'll direct. Yes. That's our your best and the director's your right. It's 12 month calendar. Isn't a good Patreon gift?

I think it's a think a calendar is a more It's a better idea. Yeah, then you can airbrush Okay, airbrush. I love video On the wheel right there. I just saw Harrison Ford looking 25 years old the other day running around in a fucking in a movie Like we think chucker Vic could do that. We don't have Disney's fucking CGI fucking budget. It does like Russell. Yeah, they couldn't do a single thing about his voice. He sounds like a grizzled old man.

He does. I noticed that. I was like, wow, they they they left his 80 year old voice in the in the 30 year old body. It was like, what'm like, what? What's? Yeah, but it didn't look real. You saw it get him?

I tried watching a camera version of it. And it looked good on the camera version, because it's blurry. But they got to just stop. Should we say that out loud? What's it? That he's watching a cam version of big budget movies? While I'm around the KFC pre-Wifi

yes. Less than a month ago he admitted to trying to kill senior citizens on the road. Do you think the camera? Things that are fucking matter at all. It's yeah, they should just stop the agent. They should just stop Hollywood like just stop the aging. It doesn't. Well happened in the Irishman too with Robert De deniro like when he was stomping out that guy in the most standout moment of the movie i think which was like what the fuck this looks like shit like this looks like a young robert deniro who's like his whose muscles have atrophied he can barely move like when he stomped on the guy i don't know like like look i don't know i don't

know that i'm submitted to to tell Martin Scorsese, like, you should have shot it like this. That being said, they really should have went up on him like in Goodfellas. I remember when Jimmy Conway was like, just stomping out the Billy Batzen shit, like, why don't you just shoot it like that so he didn't look so decrepit.

I also cue with the de-aging thing, now why don't they go the mission impossible way and just use latex masks? It fucking works so well. Well, I think the latex masks in Mission Impossible are CGI. I don't think they're actually latex masks. Oh, no, no, no, no.

You can see them put them on and take them off. I've seen an ex-wing flying to a death star that doesn't even have a death star. I can't. But I always wondered why they went away from that because you know the right makeup man and a latex mask can do fucking I think better worked in CGI You probably were put it this way it doesn't work like I thought What's his name Samuel Jackson and Captain Marvel probably I thought was like the most acceptable of it all but like Jackson and Captain Marvel, probably I thought was like the most acceptable of it all, but like

Maybe it has something to do with skin tone, but dude in the end You're just like you just have to be like I'm watching a video game. I'm just watching a video game because it looks Doesn't look right, you know what I mean? What do I know? I don't know nothing. I know what you know. You know how great meandies is. I would if they fucking set them to me you know, you know how great Mjondis is. I would if they fucking set them to me. They, I don't, I have a feeling that Q has a stockpile of Mjondis at his old old place. Or a name. I have triple checked. Yeah, and and Marybeth tells me that Helen said that he gets them.

That this is a, this is an act. This is a work, as they say. This is not a work. This is really Quinn just bitching because he evidently wants like a robe or maybe some, some little underwear for his cats. I don't know what the fuck I just imagine. I imagined he pissed off his postman and he's got his pile at the post office. Yeah, Mary, but Jack for sure. I mean, I'll fucking dial in Helen and and and give her the, well, I can't she's all right. This week I can't, but next week on top. What's the emergency?

Yeah, that might be on the back burner this week. Yeah, I'll put that on the back for it's been a rough week over here at the Quinn Ponderosa. We'll just. Let's see, beyond these, believes that comfort is more about what's touching your skin. It's about feeling comfortable in your skin. That is the most important thing today, Walt.

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Yeah, I want to put my money around my office. They sent me so many pairs of undies that I'm. I mean, thousands of those. Yeah, that it's OK for me now to suck it up and pick up a hoodie. I believe they have dog hoodies as well. Nah, my dog's all like clothes. People put clothes on their pets, sir. Watch it.

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t-e-s-d. Remember if you're not satisfied, your purchase is on meundis. Money back. That's 25% off your first order at meundis.com slash t-e-s-d. Walt, I know you don't like dress people who dress up dogs. What about people who get their dogs braces? Unless it's For health reasons that the dog can't eat properly because his teeth are so jacked What if it's pure vanity. Yeah, like grills Not grills. No, just like regular braces to like say like if norm has a little bit of an under bite You know just pull it back a little bit get them some braces, so he looks a little more handsome

Yeah, that's when you know you have too much money I'm sorry. Yeah, that's when you know that like you don't know how to How to handle money that you're you're being talked into by your vet that your dog needs braces I just I'm not gonna get him braces. Did that get recommend? I thought of it the other day. It was just like his norm was making this dumb face. I was like, that dog needs fucking braces.

And Mary Valdeau, like what are you talking about? He's beautiful. Dog keeps losing his retainer. No, but she does. Is this weird? Because, you know, like norm, it turns out that they found, you know, the puppy that we just got recently, who's already a dog, he's 40 pounds, he's big. He's gonna grow a cell, I've pounds the vet said, yeah, I know,

I got hoodwinked. They found him in a ditch with his litter mates and his mom was dead. So he's an orphan, yeah, I think they found him down south, I think the mom got hit by a car and then they had the puppies. Norm was the last of the litter, we took him. So Mary Bethin goes on Facebook to the, I care about the name of the organization we got him from, but no Paul left behind that's what's called. And she's looking to

find his sibling so that she can get together with the owners. And she's like, is that too weird? Well, like top money, like time can also be Well, like top money like time can also be Yes, it's very similar she wanted to see if his siblings Yeah, when she said that I was like I don't know why I do that she did find one of them though She found one sibling it belongs to this old couple. Like if somebody called us like,

can we bring the puppy over? We're pretty sure it's brothers, but they're puppy. Did your poor plot to give you this number? So wait, I think I, I think I missed, are we done with the me and these commercial? Yep. Oh, don't get me. I missed the point of the hot girl summer thing. What would you bring that up for?

Like, what is it? You never explained what it is. Oh, that's what it is. It's just videos of like out of shape guys, fat boy summer embracing their fatness because that's what you do these days. And we just, you know, do a little Patreon video about it, people watch it.

No, but what's the, so that's what the song is. That's what she's, that's what making these stallions doing. That's what making these stallions is saying. what making the stallion is saying and how are they celebrating hot girl summer right right what how would they do that what's up by watching the videos that's how you celebrate it by watching the videos yeah oh so there's no events there's no there's no ethos but like I watch like fail videos on to YouTube and shit and there's like a lot it's like it's hot girl summer you know like a tick tock or whatever and then they fall off a boat or something you know

it's an ironic video like that kind of thing. But what is hot girl summer? I'm not sure what I've yet to move. It's a fucking movement man. I cannot. What's the movement for? I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. How do you think? How do you think it is? How do I celebrate? How do I help them? How do I be an ally to have a hot girl summer? Yeah, you gotta leave them alone, I think. I was like, either like, it's up to them

how they want to embrace their physical appearance, how they want to embrace, you know, their sexuality, how they want to embrace what it is they like to do to have fun, all that stuff. I don't think they need a fucking man, man-splaining how to have a good hot girl summer from BQ Quinn. You'll get those hot dogs out. That's one of the best girls to talk to. That's all you, that's all right.

That's hot. I'll start sweating. I'll tell you why right now. I got my pow-wow-show. I want to see a wet T-shirt. Now. right now I got my pile wash I want to see all wet t-shirt now so so according to urban dictionary a hot girl summer is about just being you just having fun it's turning up driving the boat and not giving a damn about what nobody's saying it's a summer

where you are in charge of your own happiness. Well, that's not, you know, that's a theory. That's a fucking, that's a way everybody should be living, not just the, uh, just the gals, yeah. Right? It is, but I mean, you need to be able to package and sell it in a song. Well, I also love the thing that like everybody's hot, which means nobody's hot. Which means nobody's hot, yeah. It's fucking ridiculous. It's just girl summer. I, you know what, like yeah, if it was like hot guy summer, I would not take part because the last thing in the world

I want is somebody being like, you're not allowed to take part in hot guy. Who the fuck do you think you are? If you spray you with a hose, they're like, God, I get the fuck outta here. I get the fuck outta here. you are? If you spray you with a hose, they're like, God, here! I get the fuck out of here. That's hot guy, sucker. Oh, no, it's not. Not for you.

Back to your cave. Walt went on a road trip with Frank V. I did. How was it? I missed out. It was, it was, it was, it was, it was cool. It was all right. We didn't have a we didn't see a lot of like your traditional Places that a lot of vacationers go we saw the the more of the odd ball things

Because Frank has this app where you can see like roadside attraction strange roadside attractions. We did go to Mortal Beach And Mortal Beach I have been years ago. Yeah The funny shot a Joker's right We shot Joker's there did we when I came down to do the Joker's movie. I thought oh, oh Yeah, I'm a beach great. I thought you were gonna no beach. Oh, yeah, little beach. Great. I thought you were gonna say that's where the joke has got shot at and how it believed it.

There's a rough fucking boardwalk, man. I mean, as soon as you got out of the car, you just got hit in the face with fucking the MJ. Oh, these guys on the MJ, they're like, the MJ was fucking, they're like, ines escapeable kill Like a bunch of truffle pigs walking Where's the cover from is like it's coming everywhere. You walk over this side of the boardwalk.

It's over there. In the middle of the boardwalk, it's there. At the other end of the boardwalk, it's there. It was inescapable. Meanwhile, like the entire fucking Canadian forest is burning down, almost smoke smoke from us. After OK with. A little bit of MJ.

Is it overpowering? How are you? Everybody's doing it. Oh, my God. And I guess there's like a little it's a unique boardwalk because on one side there's a boardwalk and you get the back of the of the establishments and so and then on one side is the beach. But then if you walk over one street over the front of the establishments or in between this road where I guess it's just car after car and they're like

idling because they're like I guess they're showing off their cars and stuff. Okay. So there's a lot of fucking heavy base music. Oh, like that'll blow out your ear drums if you stay down here too long. And it's it's a kind of obnoxiously loud. The way they'll do it, you know, like, you know, they turn it up to like 12. Yeah, these kids. And you know, and you can't even hear it the song is just like, boom, Frank did something weird. You ever hear something called Dragon's Breath? Dragon's Breath? Yeah, it's like this very unique

Like a snack that I've never seen anywhere before like a whole new goatweed No, you know, I ironically had none to do with fucking pot considering that everything had to do a pot And you could buy pot fucking pants shirts hoodies hats pot fucking pants, shirts, hoodies, hats, fucking sunglasses with pot leaves on them. I mean, who needs that much pot paraphernalia? Was Frank Luttec. That's right, I'll take that.

I mean, I don't think that anybody could be more into comics than I was in the 80s. Like, and if I walked on to boardwalking, it was all comic book related, like fucking everything pants shirt glasses, I would feel like I'm good with just a shirt maybe, or a headband, like I wouldn't need that much pot shit, but it's called Dragon's Breath and what it was is it's liquid nitrogen, the canister of it. And it's the cable from the canister. And it's a big canister, like something you'd see,

like a factory or something, a metal canister. Yeah. Okay. And... Oh, you're putting your mouth? Well, what happens is they put the they put this this tube From the canister into like a bucket and then they put this they put these generic

Cornpops, but they're not cornpops. They're like they're like colorful ones. So I guess they're like fruity cornpops Okay, and They dump the corn corn pops into the bucket and with a ladle and they try to get as much of the liquid nitrogen smoke into the cereal. And then you eat it then. And then for like 10 seconds like every orifice has smoke coming out of it.

So yeah, and I told Frank I was like, I don't think you should do. It was $12 to for a very little bowl of it. And we looked it up because I was like, there's no way on earth that New Jersey would allow a canister of liquid nitrogen being monitored by a guy who makes like a side show carny look fucking like Einstein. He's wearing all potpour. I mean this guy didn't look like he could tie his shoes. Let alone fucking manage liquid nitrogen. The tube was frozen. The tube from the canister to the bucket was absolutely covered with thick and cased ice.

And he put it in his mouth and he's fucking, Frank is like the talk of the boardwalk is. I was coming to like, what's the feel like? Right, nice and that was a popular guy. But we looked it up and if your mouth is too dry and you put it into your mouth, there was no warning of this at the at the stand, but it could take the skin off your tongue and the top of roof of your mouth. Just take it right off if your mouth is too dry. Thankfully, Frank had a moist palate. It's got a juicy mouth.

Yeah, but he was living dangerously. He like, he, that's something I wouldn't do, but he took the the dragon's breath plunge or challenge. Yeah well what was the reward of it after which was he like that was worth it or is like fuck I wish I that 12 bucks back. No I think it was just the the experience like hey I did it. You know I won't do it again for 10 minutes I was a god on the little piece. Hot boy summer. for 10 minutes I was a gun on the little piece. Boy, hot boy summer.

We stopped at a roadside place that was very, maybe you're into, maybe you'd be into this queue. It was civil war related, but it was, go on, do go on. It was to create these life size, we're talking life size sculptures of dinosaurs, teaming up with the South to win the Civil War. I can't wait. What was this? Yeah, I think he was a volume is going down.

Isn't so so wait. So the dinosaurs are wearing like the Dixie flag, like they're there fully on the side of the of the like the slave owning southerners. Yeah, you would see like you would see like they are like the sat one south soldier or rebel soldier is on the back of this dinosaur. He's riding it and he's equipped to like those gattling shotguns that you turn. And on either shoulder of the dinosaur. It's a sculpture. It's huge. And then you see on like across the it's all in the woods too.

It's like in the middle of the woods and over to the like about a hundred yards away are all the soldiers who are getting hit by the fucking bullets. Wow. So even dead union army people He's he's creating. Yeah, there was you know like a dinosaur that Is like stealing the underwear out of a bucket Like some guy is trying to get get like wash up at a campsite like a soldier I guess this was the humorous portion as his underwear is being taken away and he's kind of like chasing the dinosaur kind of like in a rage.

Get him found it. Wow yeah those pictures are crazy. Yeah that was that was interesting. I'll tell you like they haven't given up the fight down here. They haven't forgotten they are are still a little bit sore about the outcome of that war. Well, we noticed that when we went down to do reboot, I guess it was a reboot. Yeah, like when we stopped at flea markets or little stores, it's like confeder flag everywhere.

Yeah, and the pot leaf. I don't know who's winning that fight. Yeah, the pot leaf. Whoever trademarked the flag and the pot leaf, it's fucking more wealthier than Bill Gates. Yeah. Yeah. It is unfortunate because a Confederate flag is such a fucking cool-looking flag that it is, because it's a pretty dope flag.

But you got to wonder, those people who are like, look, it's a generational thing, right? Like it gets handed down. Like they lost the war, they got humiliated, they got a way of life forced upon them and they've passed down that anger from generation to generation. But at certain point, doesn't somebody's grandson be like, wait a minute, the defining issue here was slavery. Like, you know, they're not like, you know, like there's got to be a way that we can allow them to latch onto and hug that rebel fucking spirit and like pride But also divorce it from slavery because they haven't done that yet

You know, they haven't sold that yet. I know. The attention span of most Americans is so minuscule. How on earth are they still fixated on this? It's so many generations removed. It's a crazy question. Well, why don't we get a southerner to explain that around. I'll be up next week. We stopped at many flea markets, Q. I know you're probably like, man, I missed out. I cannot imagine you though digging the amount of flea markets. I would've been like, fuck this. I'm talking like two a day.

Really? Yeah. And they're open like seven days a week. They're almost like antique centers. Right, right. There's major antique centers that you go into. And I gotta say though, it reaffirmed my, not pride, but my admiration for the people who go seven days

a week to these stalls in the hopes that they are going to sell half a bottle of aftershave Old spice no One of the like some green it was like maybe no, I don't know It was one of that I've seen before but I haven't seen it in years, but it's an open bottle of aftershave half empty amongst other garbage and there is still commitment to show up to work every fucking day in a fucking building in the south that's not fucking air conditioned. Oh that's rough. I cannot I walked out here going like I don't know how these people do it but man they are fucking amazing. Amazing.

How much money do you think they're pulling in with your, with your eye, your, your, your expert eye? My expert eye is somebody who's been on the other side a little bit, not, not where they're going and not the trenches they're in. I know, but I have been on the other side, so I'll collectibles and shit. I say there's days where they don't make anything. I say there's plenty of days when they walk out and I know it's zero things sold for that day because it is pure garbage and so much of it that no one can even look through it. It's just a hoarder's delight. I think that might be why I don't like it.

It's just like, it just has the reeks of that desperation. Like, hey, man, I need to pay bills. Do you want to buy half a bottle of aftershave? Like, I'm sorry. Have you guys ever heard of something called CCs? CCs? Yeah, CCs pizza. I see commercials for it all the time and always tell me

about this. I want to go to CC. So see commercials for it all the time and always tell them, I was like, I wanna go to C.C. So bad, we finally saw one on the road. So we stopped. I had no idea it was a buffet. Oh, okay. It's a pizza buffet. And I shit you not.

If there were 25 families in there, there may have been 50 families in there on a Sunday. And it was like, fend for yourself, motherfucker, because it was madness. How many people were in there and like, I didn't bring my glasses in. So I couldn't tell, they're just throwing out pies onto the buffet table. And I can't tell if it's plain or not, because I have my glasses. So by the time I get up, I just, I forget real close to see if there's anything on these

pies that may like, it's all gone. There's like a billion hands have just went in. It's like, you see that video of the ranch house or the farm house that's overrun by mice? Yeah, yeah. There is something akin to that as these little hands come in and just start grabbing all the pizza slices. And I couldn't even tell by the time I can figure out if it was playing or not, it's all gone. By the time you got your glasses, I got down these kids.

And it is a rough crowd. So it's not like I could be like, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Can I please, you know, I was here first. Right. Because even the kids had tattoos. There was no way, I just had to sit there and like kind of like wait and and it was the one of the best tasting pizzas I've ever had. Really? Wow. That that was the takeaway. I was like, I am fucking depressed because I'll probably never get CCs again. And it was that because it's not nearby because of the clientele. No, no, it's just it's not nearby. It was so far away to the nearest one. Injury see it all or no. No, none in Jersey. Any more. Any more. Yeah, I didn't

realize there was one, but it closed down years ago. The I, I'm not even fucking with you. The people serving the pizza had to be on some sort of prison release. Oh yeah. They had tattoos, but on their fucking face. Just all up and down the sides of their cheeks and everything. And like, I'm not, I mean, maybe I turn my nose up at a lot of pot smoking, but I don't turn my nose up at tattoos.

Unless it's on your fucking face, it's so fucking unnerving. That's a commitment that fewer willing to make. And if you want to, the few, you got to, you got to, regularly people got to keep an eye on you. It's not a fucking normal, have a normal decision that normal people make. It is not, and it's so intimidating. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because I'm like, it's, because he's writing to put it down, I'm going to ask him, is there going to be a plane pie coming out soon? And I'm like, I'm trying to get the nerve up to even ask the guy. And he's just throwing, just throwing pies down, throwing pies on it.

It's on a conveyor belt. And every pie is like some sort of special pie. Like it's got bacon on it. It's got fucking mushrooms. Or it's got, it would look like fucking marshmallows when these pies. I don't know, like pineapples. Anything you can think of. Apparently, plane doesn't fly down south. Oh, they don't know, like pineapples. Anything you can think of, apparently plain doesn't fly down south. No, they don't like it. No.

So I asked the guy and he just looked at me and said something, I don't even know what it was. But I like, we just took your glasses and broke them and broke them back on. I have no idea what he said. I couldn't understand it, but I just went back to the table and I said to Frank and I have that we should go I don't know if he said something. I don't know he sounded like he was made And I asked if there was a claim pie coming out soon. I was trying to impress more people

But damn good pizza man. I anybody who has ever who has never eaten at a C season if you see one Give it a try. It was fucking delicious. I like on how how many days were you gone like five? Oh? Yeah almost six almost six. Yeah yeah like that's the most passionate takeaways how good that pizza was it was so damn good now whole time i'm driving i'm like i'll probably never get to taste it again yeah yeah that was that that was the melancholy part of the drive well out of the car 80 miles an hour Fuck it all. I'm trying to drive a two confederate dinosaur at full speed. Well, walking away from C.C.'s like Bruce Tanner, looking over his shoulder to have full music.

It just hits his horn. It's not for fun. Don't turn it. It's slam into a dinosaur at full speed. If not for Frank, I would not have eaten though, probably because he was the only one that had enough balls this pushing New Yorker Fuckin went in there and got me a couple slice I get actually I thought I grabbed a plane slice, but it had barbecue

So when I tasted it and I bit into it it was Apparently the most embarrassing thing anybody anybody in the best who was with me has had ever seen the way that they just like fucking wanted to be they just hid their face because I over I over I spit it out and I fucking ran up to the soda I think they made a bigger deal than I did about it I think they made a bigger deal than I did about it. And I think the only other thing of note was we stopped at the town that Mayberry is based upon. Andy Griffiths, hometown.

That's smell like... Whoa! I can't believe it. The only place that did not smell like pot in the whole trip. That keeps it real Very very it smells like sunshine white people But we saw an antigree for the museum That was pretty impressive like the building that they built for this in

His honor is top notch and like in his honor is top notch and like really really like you know you would thought it was for like somebody of a of a bigger stature not that I'm saying Andy Griffith isn't but this this fucking museum was amazing and again a little bit of melancholy as I left it because I was like, I don't think the generation after us will be visiting this real mateberry because I just think that after we're gone, nobody's gonna fucking know who Andy Griffith was or that TV show. Yeah, I mean, I can't see how you're wrong. And we had lunch at one of the diners on the main street.

And I just was looking around me and like they don't know it but they're all on borrow time and this is this isn't going to last. They don't know it but like I think they know it. As they see the receipts dwindle with each passing day. They'd see the receipts dwindle with each passing day. Every shop on Main Street is selling Andy Griffith merch. So there's a lot of competition, you know, because they're selling almost the same stuff in every store.

That hardly any money wants to begin with probably. Did you mind anything? You mind anything, you've been here? I wanted to get a t-shirt, but I never did find a good Andy Griffith t-shirt that like, you know, that rocked my world. Yeah, it's good to. They're all just kind of pedestrian. Yeah.

You know how they... I said, you know how they have those t-shirts with like Malm and Ro would like sleeves attached to's, and shit like that. Yeah. They could start like making Andy Griffith with like a pot leaf behind them. That's all I'm missing. Stop getting it with like a pot leaf behind them. Yeah. I can bring them into the future. Yeah. And then you'll see people. In fact, there are any ants out there can come up with a photo of Andy Griffith's arm folded tattoos running up it with the joints sticking out of his mouth. I've been hot. We're looking in your direction, BS jet. Yeah, man, I would wear that shirt if I came in position.

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All the, all the largest were out of stock. That tells you something. And I don't think they were restocking. Right. I think that they're like, fucking, we're gonna sell this stock in here. We sold the last large They probably sold it years ago. Yeah, the only size anybody really wants

Yeah, but that was the trip. It was cool. It was nice, you know, again No, we didn't see a lot of the Of the big tourist attractions though, you know, we kind of kept it on the On the on the outskirts of those things. Right. We're taking the back. Right. The road less troubled. Yeah. There you go. That romanticizes it.

That's right. Yeah. All right. And we saw, oh, and we went to a, a red robin that sold fucking pizza. That blew my mind. That was fucking, I couldn't believe it. I, I couldn't even sit down before I was texting my daughters. I mean, like this red robin sells fucking pizza.

Pack your shit. We're buying a self-carolina. Was that before I have to see sees? That was before C.C.s. And then C.C.s. fucking blew that out of the water, though, because then like once I tasted C.C.s, that was heavenly.

But that was my trip, though. What's next for you? What's doing some globe trotting this summer? My summer is fat boy summer with all my projects, doing some Patreon stuff of Sunday Jeff and Frank and Walt, you're doing some more travel. I'm going to Toronto. But you said Montreal.

No, I think it's Toronto. Toronto? Well, in North of the border, my daughter's going some sort of music festival. Oh, cool. And we're going to go with her. And while she's at the festival, we'll see the sights of Toronto. Oh, that's great.

No, we're a friend with her here. But she's bringing her friend. And we got a fucking room in Toronto. You would think that we're staying in fucking, you're like Paris or something, like the rates for a fucking hotel in Toronto in the summer blew my mind. It was like $500 a night for a room in Toronto.

Jesus. Yeah, $500. 500. Wow, that's gonna be loaded. And my wife was like, you know, maybe we should stay on the outskirts of Toronto Flatting until he's on the outskirts. I was like yeah, but is it a good idea like if she's at the festival and she needs a ride But she needs me to pick her up. Do I really want to be 60 minutes away or something traffic getting in at Toronto? I don't know if it's bad or not. I'm I assume it must be at every major city

I imagine that's traffic problems. Oh, it thinks so and if they're commanding those kind of rates It's a high season. So there's gonna be a lot of people around and then I'm going to new hamster for nine days Nine what the fuck's a new hamster for nine days Or mean, is it mean I don't know or Maine, is it Maine? I don't know. It's Maine. It's Maine. It's Maine. It's Maine. It's Maine. Yeah, I mean, at least I know what's in Maine to do. Well, it'll take two days to get there, two days to get back. So we got some travel time in there. But yeah, I think five days in Maine, you can see a lot of shit. Yeah. Who's that? Is any of these with Frank five or it's just you know these are all now family trips

Oh, you're a little disappointed in that would you like to get a little Frank five I mean if he wanted to come I wouldn't care but I think he's had his fill with me with you know with the The back seat driving. I'm sure it's not fun back seat driving. Why are you doing that? Like large as an animated squirrel going, don't do that! Don't do that! I think I think I think I get snagged more by me than Mrs. Fudge. The best part is when he falls asleep.

What? Yeah. You know. If you slowly change the music, he doesn't notice it. And you finally get to listen to something you like. It's an oasis of silence. Just a little while. I got you.

But I want to do some more, Alan. And we got to plan the Gettysburg trip, right? We're going to do that in July. Yeah, I just did you got my text. I sent you a joke. You're still returning text. I text Q. I text Sal. Nobody fucking answers me.

They're too busy. Too important these guys We're not doing it. Oh, but I We're in the middle of like fucking a really rough time right now, so it's a little stressed dude I texted you a fucking a picture of two get his book bar get his bird bird books. I'm gonna read you have to You're on after that. You have to understand that every time I pick up my phone It's fucking ten texts of bad news that make me want to pull my fucking hair out

and kill myself and then one text. And I have to answer the 10 texts because they're fucking business texts. So by the time I get to the fucking 11 texts, I'm like, I gotta go out in my yard and cry. I just gotta go and cry. So then I lose, but at least I know this. My text isn't a business text

and it's not gonna make you lose your mind. You're gonna see those Getty's bird books, and you're gonna be like, okay, this is cool. So you don't even have to answer me. I know. No, no, you're wrong. You shouldn't let me off the hook. Don't let me off the hook.

You're absolutely right. There's no reason I didn't answer that text. Like take a deep breath, fuck and suck it up, and answer your friend's text. That's what I should do. Yeah. Pass that on the cell. I gave him a compliment. He'd even answered me to fucking jerk. Everybody who's listening to this, go on Twitter, call salad jerk before me. I was listening to his podcast. Actually, it wasn't a compliment. It was more of a statement. I told him I had heard it and it was funny.

It was the story about like when he slammed his hand in the car door down into Orleans. Oh he told that story on his show. The van door, yeah, he goes and he tells Joe to Rosy he's like, do you want to know the first thing he did? He mocked me. And then the Rosy dies left. Open the door, open the door!

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Okay. Well, I can't remember what it was, but earlier you said like, that's something I wouldn't do. And it made me wonder, I mean, I was wondering over the, I think about you guys a lot, like when I'm like, doing my power washing, like I always think of stuff to ask you guys, I'm like, if they were here, this is what I'd say to them.

But with both of you guys, if you were prior to the disaster, if you were offered a position on the submersible for free, would you have gone? No. Absolutely positively not. Not a chance. No, I'm with Walt. You wouldn't get me on the submersible.

I couldn't go on it. How come? No fucking away. I mean, I just wouldn't have done it, man. Like that's, I would look at that and assume I'm get something's gonna go wrong, I'm gonna die. I don't wanna be, it's not like airplanes, we'll revolve in in them and they've been tested

for hundreds of years and they're safe. Like literally this is like half the time people go down and these things, like something goes wrong. I just, it just doesn't look comfortable. It's not my thing, man. I wanna do it either. It just doesn't look comfortable. It's not my thing, man. I wouldn't do it either. I don't like confined spaces. I wouldn't say, like, I'm not gonna go so far

to say I'm claustrophobic, but that kind of shit I would not like because I, I don't even like having people drive me to parties and shit. Cause like at any moment, if I wanna go, I wanna know that I can go. And then the fucking sub, that's not happening. And then you look inside that thing, it's so small, people are shitting into baggies.

There's no, yeah, just pretend to. I didn't hear that. Yeah, they're like, have a good recovery time. Well, you gotta assume that they're not shitting while they're, I mean, it's only a fucking six hour, you know what I mean? Like, they're not gonna, they're not gonna, you can't fucking like suck it up and like, or just a pressure make you,

since you're down here, does that make your pals have to like, go, or they're gonna be like, because then they don't think they pressurize it Or just the pressure make you what since you're down here does that make your pals have to like Go Pressurize it as you as you go down further get them now and you have no fucking sense of privacy though if you got to go that a little bit a little Curtin what videos are you guys watching? I saw no so many videos I saw about this submarine and everything that went wrong No, like one the tour videos about the toilet though. Yeah, did you Google submersible feces? Yeah, that was something, man. And then like the one thing I noticed about after it imploded and they were turned out

they were dead and all that is the people that were like, good, fuck those rich mother fuckers. Yeah, I'm like, they'll always come out, these insensitive fucking clogs. It's like how much money do you have to have before somebody's not like good, I'm glad you're dead. Like, what's your income? Yeah.

Especially the, the, the, the, 19 year old. The Indian kid who's like, I didn't even want to do it. I didn't want to do it. My fucking annoying dad made me do it. Now I'm dead. I'm imploded. Yeah. Yeah.

That didn't look like, I mean, it's like, look, if you're telling me, Hey, what are you getting this submarine in? It's going down 20 feet, 25 feet. You can look at the fishies. See the fucking coral. I might be like, ah, that sounds like fun. Like if someone goes wrong, I swim to the service. studios ride. Yeah, like yeah, right, but not like like in Disney right the Nortalist and dizzy like that I'm down for but like you're like

To two miles below the ocean Well, I heard it was deeper than Everest is taller. Yeah, that's what I read too. You know how fucked and deep that is? Yeah. It's staggering to the human mind to think how far down you're going.

And I'm seeing all these videos now about, you know, the creator, the CEO, and the guy who made it, it's like, I was told I could have made it out of this carbon fiber. I did it anyway. He's not to cut borders. And I did it. It's so sad, but it's also just like, what was wrong with this guy though?

Like why do he, I mean, a guy this smart had to know that it was possible. This would happen. And then he went in the fucking sub. Yeah, he went with him, yeah. Well, it had been down once or twice before. Right. And it's based on technology that NASA was trying to develop for, I believe, a mission to Europa.

For what? It's a moon of Jupiter. And they were going to send a remote controlled submarine there to a sea. Why, there's water on Jupiter? No, one of the moons. What is water on the moon? One of the moons of, yes. I mean, there's water in his life. Not necessarily. Come on. To brackish. I'm not sure exactly why. It's not in the habitable, habitable zone.

The Goldilocks zone, I believe they call it. It's cute, right? I mean, it's better odds than not that like if there's water, there's life right. Which is why they want to send these commercials there to say. I know why, but I mean, it's gotta be pretty fucking damn good. What would you play your all your chips in, Q? Life or no life if there's water on a fucking moon. You can't have life without water. So, right? I'm talking maybe there's just little

in almost like, you know, like where they find in glaciers and shit. Yeah. Yeah, Fuck it. I'd say this life in there. Why not? Yeah, fuck it. I'm with you. But he was I saw a video just last night he was talking about how I guess the the window of the sub if It starts to get compromised It'll start to like bow and he said and then you know that there's trouble he goes if you see that happening I'd say so Like that window bowing

It is It is shocking though that there's there are people out there. There's still adventurers out there willing to risk their life to do shit and go places. They're braver than fucking, you know, than I would ever be. Well, I think when you have that much money, it's like Scientology. When you start to buy into this shit where you're like, I'm fucking smarter than everybody else. I might be fucking superhuman. You know? And like, I'm too rich isn't gonna happen to me. And before it happened,

before with the news broke that they had died, I was fucking feeling all brave and shit because I fucking went to C-season and came out. Now I can't fucking puff my chest up anymore because these are real fucking brave motherfuckers man. Holy shit. Yeah, you can, you can, you can even breathe one bite of the barbecue sauce pizza. Oh, it's such a sad story. You know, and, and I, I, I kind of get the, I kind of get the outrage, not the outrage, but the, the hypocrisy of, you know, the news, you know news 24-7 talking about and all the efforts to get everybody out there to see if they could save it.

And then there's people like some immigrants on a boat and it capsizes or something, and they don't send out nearly as many people to try to save those people. So I kind of get the hypocrisy of, but that's just fucking news, man. Playing the news because they covered that shit 24, seven and public interest is more interested in that fucking submarine. I don't know why but they are very very unique story. Yeah, anytime there's a unique story I know because my phone like people make like these memes Like I want to ask you how you felt about that. I No matter what happens like the fucking that nightclub shooting like no matter what happens we get it

We get like the three of us on a mic going like, all right, Mare now break the controller, use the controller submarine and then the PlayStation controller. But like if there's a nightclub shooting, it's just like it's me on a mic going like, all right, now unload your clip into the club and then they show the picture of the club and then below me the cracking up laughin'.

It happens every, no matter how awful the thing thing is they will make a meme out of it and I get it from like I'm not kidding I get like 17 of them and some from like famous people like I'll be like what the fuck are they texting me this for this is so I can't do this I can't remember which one it was but there was one that really made me laugh and I was like in case you haven't seen this. I remember when it was really funny. Well, that very first time I saw it, I thought it was funny, the incident that I saw,

and again, it's harmless, so it's not tasteless, was the Antonio Brown losing his shit and taking his clothes off on the field and running into the locker room. And it was like you guy, the jokers saying, okay, now take your jersey off and you run through the field and run into the locker room and it was like you guy the Joker's saying, okay, now take your Jersey off and run through the field and run into the locker room. But could you make a plea, right? You know, go on, go on on social media and be like, could you

everybody please stop making these memes? No, I don't, I don't want people to stop. I, I want people to, I want people to, I want people to make it, like please, but more. You need a little levity at times of tragedy like this. Hey, you're not going to stop. So you're going to do like it. Q suggesting that they stop when people would turn out, I'm like, you fucking pussy. Really? No, yeah.

I guarantee it. They would be mad at you for asking them to stop making the memes. I don't think that'd be mad. I just think that like specifically the tell them Steve Dave audience, the ants would ramp up production if I asked you to stop. I think it's very careful. I don't think it's ants so we're doing the memes. No, I don't think so either, but I think I was on this show going, yeah, I wish they would stop. I think we would just see it more and more for man's.

It's like when Michael Richards went off on that N word tie raid and then he came on letterman with Jerry Seinfeld and people start laughing and Jerry Seinfeld's like, don't laugh, it's not funny. It's like, what Seinfeld? What the fuck are you? That's whole. Yeah.

God damn. So that's it man. That's it for the week I think. I mean I had so much stuff but. I am looking forward and you know this is, I mean hot girls summer starts for me today. So I'm looking forward to getting down there in the studio with you guys and enjoying this summer of hot. I don't know.

Yeah, hotness. Tell them to do Dave. summer of hot hot yeah hotness fucking talent