Tell Em Steve-Dave - #563: F.U.N. (Plankton style)
Episode Date: July 12, 2023Bry has a BBQ, Walt doesn’t care for a suggestion, Walt and Q see Indiana Jones....
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It all starts with a hamburger that's about 2-3 years old. You're text. I can see it on your face, your text, for even right now.
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Hello, I'm Steve Dave.
Hello, and welcome to this week's edition of
Tell Him Steve Dave, I'm here with Walt.
Yep.
And I'm here with Q. Hello!
And get him.
The man who watches those numbers counting up.
And every once in a while interjects with something that everyone will be better off not hearing
People love them. Do they I
T. So he took some lumps after his blind spot driving claim
Yeah, it was one of the two things he said over the years that like kind of made me not like him a little bit
And I love him so I could see out the audience at home. You can you can look past it
I'm working on it. Yeah
Well the problem is like he didn't commit to not doing it anymore. He's just like truck
Yeah, that's true. Yeah, even after he took the lumps
He still was like nobody's gonna stop me from driving in the blind spot
Which means if he does it and he dies as a result of it. I as his friend can at best give a shrug
But if he kills someone else, then
you then you sort of have to distance yourself. It's like you knew what he was doing.
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twice? Can you go to your guy go from like lowly audio guy to like the national superstar?
Yeah. I believe so. Let's get him have the genocide quads that um the robby toss that that Q has. I think no one no one's
gonna remember who followed Tom Brady the like after Tom Brady retired. I think he's in the same
same position is that no one is a fucking forgotten history. Would it put me in that position
any day though get him give me something to prove against the haters
No, he's looking up my notes cuz I'm sure he saw his name in there
I was looking at the time left on the car
Yeah, me and me and Brian caught caught lunch before we came here today and discussed a number of issues and I don't know man get him
Get him right have to go. I don't know Brian's pretty unhappy with you man. I found that we're gonna send back
I mean see we're gonna turn it on me
Sandbags everywhere, bro
Yeah, the double send back. I didn't see that coming. What's your happy with I kind of agree with him
That's you that's why I'm not throwing you under the bus. I walk in and I'm gonna take it immediately like I can't even argue with it
You walk into this office. It's a disgrace. There's no cleaning done this boxes everywhere
Just doesn't look like a general store. It looks like a general store unit
This message is no dusting being done. I don't, it's like, it does seem like
standards have slipped around these parts a little bit.
I believe too, there's not enough room in this office.
Like, where else are the, is that chicken to go?
Like, all your stuff.
I don't know.
The dust could go elsewhere.
The dust could go anywhere.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, I don't know, it was a contentious, you know, I
contentious. That might not be the right word. I think it was me being like, I wish
to get him a dust once in a while, straightened up because it would look nicer. Like, like,
I, there's the extension cord. Why is it plugged into the wall? Why isn't it wrapped up?
You know, get him. Because we used it the other day. Right. So what? That's what I'm saying.
You know, I don't know.
Is that a fire hazard?
How long has that garbage been there without him clearing it out?
You know?
I cleared out the recyclables last night out of it.
But what's that?
So why did you leave that, though?
Because that's a different bag.
And cardboard's recyclable.
No, it's because it's painted cardboard.
Okay.
Oh, you guys painted it?
No, no, it's like that waxy cardboard. So the regular stuff,
I put it in a bag and they go like, you're picking through all that, but then you leave all that.
But that stuff goes out once a week. I have a bag that I use and I throw that out once a week.
Okay. So, we got the system. Arbitram for a week. Well, no, like recyclables or anything that can
like attract bugs goes out pretty much right away. Okay. So last night
Well last night all the plastic and stuff that like a coffee cups and stuff went out. I do feel though like what you're
Why can't that go out every night?
It's because I'm just throwing out a like a half-hathy bag. It's waste plastic
Why don't you just bring the waste basket down to the dumpster and stop it at the dumpster? Okay, you know, that's okay
Yeah, I think that's I think that because I'll take an hour to get down there. Back is a little gimp. Yeah, there's no need
for a bag. Well, no, well, the bags on the one on the outside. But there's no need for
us to bag it though. Just dump it in the dumpster and bring the waste can back up. Okay.
Boom, soft. Well, one. This is a general air of who gives a fuck going on around here. It seems well
were you utilizing this as like three different places now. Yeah, it's like a
housing place to get the the gifts out. It's because my place is wrong. I
don't say how long because get them lips here. I drove by one o'clock in the
morning the other day. That's all you're trucking up. They're driving.
Let's probably watch the start track.
Oh, fair, fair.
It's all right.
We record in here, but you know what we do?
I make a point though, to make the cameras point to no gack in the back.
No gack here.
So it always looks like it's the end here.
I agree.
If you're watching a video.
But you're looking into the front office and you have to see what we see.
The you already talking about the boxes.
Just the I mean, there's nowhere to put them though.
You would say that Gidham needs to be a little bit more I would say too.
A little bit more conscientious about the straightening of the office.
That's our Waltz job.
Oh, no, no, no.
That's our Waltz job.
No, no.
It's not my job.
It's not a huge job.
The office manager. The office manager you went from coach to manager. Yes. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,. I think. I think life time employment, how's that happen?
He's a person that needs a constant direction though.
Like he, yeah, and that's tiresome.
Oh yeah, I agree.
I got that at home.
Constant, like, yeah, there's a constant direction
can be like exhausting though.
Yeah, like you're doing your own thing.
You don't want to have to think of what you want a guy
who's motivated and is like seized the problem.
He's like, okay, you know, the office manager thing
or the fucking extension court hanging out.
Like this is not how a professional student office looks.
But I would know what's going on in his defense.
I mean, I know you don't care.
I know you don't care.
Could fucking sit near a telephoto.
I know you don't care.
But next time you need it.
And I would never give, I would never even notice it.
That's the problem.
There isn't a couple of bitches like me and you here.
It's Walt who's like very like whatever.
Well, also we only care when it's funny come in.
Yeah, that's true too.
I mean, I mean, yeah, last night I broke down the green screens.
I set up the set up table for everything.
But why would you break down the green screens?
I could have just stayed up.
I just took them down so that people
could see all the artwork here.
That's not true.
Who's the people?
The people who come and visit.
Those people that come and visit though,
they definitely don't want to look at that shit.
For like that front office, like that's,
that's, you're, that's people's first impression.
That's what they think it tell them Steve Dave to like look at these fucking slums
Yeah shit everywhere. I can't even get to the fucking wall. They sign it. That's homie. That's not homie
I know you like
You can't take wallets opinion on this because like he's he's he bleeds that shit that fucking like
Chaos in a store and that like oh wait. I know where it is even though no one would ever be able to find it.
Well the stash was always kept well I thought.
What?
Stash?
That back behind that main counter?
Oh yeah, that was fucked up.
But that was where you're going to pull out his counter too.
I learned that I watched somebody else.
I was like I wish the boxes were out there were gone too,
but that just takes, you know, it's.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
because even he mentioned the wall.
He mentioned people in Canter access to the wall.
Yeah, that's one thing.
Yeah, like, I know it's the one due to came in
in the last month, wasn't able to sign the wall.
No, well, yeah.
We try to get the man as quick as possible.
It's a process.
It's a different situation when you come in.
Yeah.
I got you.
I mean, we could put it in front of this green wall.
You good?
Yeah, but then we got a move of mold.
Yeah, no one were filming.
I mean, I think that brings us to another issue that,
well, Brian wanted to discuss this.
We should.
But he has my backing.
Yeah, no, I think, I've been thinking about,
I think we need a new office after this lease.
You don't have to move shit just so you know,
because I don't want to move shit.
I think wall planning it should be completely removed
from this moving process.
Okay, I'll handle them, I'll handle them moving
because it's like, I mean, it's beautiful in here today.
But not having any windows,
not being able to control the heat and the cold
and not having a bathroom, no private bathroom,
maybe having an extra room to put that kind of stuff in.
Because the break room has filled up as well.
The storage room has filled up as well.
Now the front office is filling up.
It's like, we might just need a bigger place You know we're fucking pros man been in this business since 2010 longer than most people
Yeah, I kind of tend to agree them. I would like a window and this is this is no no judgment or criticism on you
No, this place is great. You do so much that I I couldn't possibly critique you at all none of my will critique
None of us are complaining about Welfloney at all. Yeah.
This place is lovely.
We're just thinking like maybe some place different.
Where?
I don't know.
I'll just start looking around too for that.
Like, you're text.
I can see it on your face, your text, or even right now.
We're going to give you the office experience
that I had last time, which is like, we'll present you
with some options
You just vote on it and then it then it's done
Yeah, well higher people to move the shit. You'll go there. It'll be there
That's it. Yeah, I don't want to put in not one more fucking crumb on your plate
Tom Steve's
shorter than that other.
But now to get to the fun stuff.
You broke Walt Flanagan's heart.
I did.
Yeah.
He really thought that you were going to show up to that barbecue.
Yeah.
I said, you mean Mary Beth Bozetti was like, he said he was going to pop by.
That means he ain't coming.
I would have come. I woke up like like in it with like a depressed state that day
And I know the answer is like we'll go with your friends like you'll have fun
But like what it turns into is just like me floating along in my pool all day and like it's just that
Yeah, it was just a particularly bad day. I find I don't go out that much because of traffic and shit either
I'm like why why would traffic actually would have been pretty good that day
for you like that yeah traffic would have been like literally just like I don't and I knew when I saw the photos of
Walton get them there I was like then you start kicking yourself like fuck I shit it went
Walt was there again and then you you feel worse. Sunday was there.
I know.
I wanted it.
Darren was there.
I couldn't shake it.
I just couldn't shake it that day.
Oh, here he is.
There's a lot of stuff.
I'm in a transitional period right now.
You know, I'm trying to figure out what I'm gonna do for the rest of the year until we
start working again.
Yeah.
Yeah, it was Johnson's Slesh Weed of Myers and then Walton Deton Deb and get him and Sunday and his lady
It was nice. It was nice. It was nice. Just hanging out talking to everybody
I'm gonna be going to lunch with Deb plan again at some point
She has promised to give me the dirt on wall. How do you feel about this? I'm still van Boozle about the office
What's going on? Let's you know
No off don't go off what do you want? What's going on? You don't like it? No, no, no.
No, don't go off top.
What are you, what are we lunch?
What's the Van Boosle?
I don't know.
We mean get them don't like change.
Yeah.
Yeah, like we just got this place the way we like it.
Off fuck you.
Get everywhere.
It's just beautiful stuff.
I'm lost.
Yeah.
Yeah, but it'll be like,
Can we have a second office that you guys can just go to?
Once you get this second office,
once you see this new office,
you're gonna be like, okay, this is better.
I can deal with change.
You're gonna have to change some shit.
You just gotta.
Why?
Because this place is no good.
Like it was good from when we first started,
but I do feel like there's,
I don't think
this room is big enough to shoot in sometimes. I think that the heat and the cooling to me
is enough to be like, let's get something else. And the size, it's just too small. Like
you guys, like I said, if you're running all this other stuff out of here, then you
probably need more room. You know?
All right, lunch with Deb.
Lodge with Deb, that's just me saying maybe
I'll go to Lodge with Deb,
but she did say that she would give me
some dirt on Walt Flanagan.
Why would she do that though?
Why would she?
Yeah, be cut.
Well, okay, I'll tell you why,
because it all starts with a hamburger
that's about two to three years old.
Okay, all right.
I went and got the, we should have saved the office stuff
for last.
Yeah, it's really something we didn't know of at all.
I don't like women wall flanagan.
I know, I will stay by that.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, like I didn't, I didn't think you would care that much.
Like I swear when Walt's unhappy, it makes me anxious.
Yeah, I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I can tell you like you're not making eye contact.
You look at the hand. You're doing like it. I can tell you. You're not making eye contact. You're
doing the wall that I know. I don't think you feel this way. Go ahead, go ahead.
Anyway, so years ago, we did something for Patreon called the picnic Olympics. Yeah.
Yeah. At Walt's House, and then we went over to my house for a barbecue. We had burgers
and all that stuff.
Cooked the burgers on the grill and I never used the grill again after that. So when I went to
clean it up the other day for the barbecue, I opened it up and there was still a burger in there.
Petrified. Rock hard. So I took it out. First I told Sage that I was keeping it in the rain so I
could rehydrate it before she could eat it.
And then when everybody came over, I showed Walt and Walt immediately, he was like, wow,
that's a burger, and he picked it up, then regretted his decision instantaneously.
He was like, oh my, that's going to give me a rash or something.
Okay.
He's going, and he became very concerned with what it was going to do to his skin.
So he wanted to go wash his hands and get a little sanitizer off the left to it, right?
It was just something.
It looked like a burger, didn't it?
Yeah, it looked like.
It looked like a fake burger.
Yeah, it looked like something you,
like you would get it a party store or something.
Right.
So Walt's concerned he's going into the house
to wash his hands and my,
Pam, my mother, she stops him.
As he's like, you could tell,
he's like, I just want to get the shit off my hands.
Stop him and hug him. I don't know boy. Another thing Walt doesn't like for it was pretty extended. It
was like one of those hugs where it's like I personally was a little rocking back and for
a little bit. She hasn't seen Walt in some time. So I think she was very happy to see Walt. But I felt
bad for him for the for the hug plus the interference when you try to go watch this.
Well, did you, did you like wipe your hands on her back while you were hugging her?
No, I'm like, why are you touching my mom's hair?
No, I just tried to get, not touch anything with my hands.
Yeah, it felt like, like, I don't know.
And then there could be, who knows, know it's like you know in my mind
It's where the people after a full year though. It's not just a dry. It's at least two possibly three
Yeah, that's not by the way good grill etiquette by the way
It's bad. Oh, you should see a squirrel. It's embarrassing. Yeah, I felt embarrassed by this grill
You know rusted. It's only three years old rusted out
One burner not working. Yeah. But it served its purpose.
So anyway, so, you know, we were laughing about Walt's reaction to the burger,
and then Debbie, unprompted by me, said like, oh, I can tell you a lot of stuff.
And I was like, that is stuff I would like to hear.
Well, you were right with that?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I'm with that. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Could I go to lunch with Deb?
Just me and her.
Yeah.
You know, definitely.
Yeah.
My best friends wives.
Yeah.
You know what I'm talking about.
You know what I'm talking about.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. if you and Mary Beth went out to lunch, I'd be like, I don't think I would. I'd be like,
anything you want to talk about, tell them
because it'll be good for the show.
Yeah.
Yeah, is there anything that comes to mind?
Anything off of, off of,
I don't expect you to say it, obviously, but.
I trust her judgment.
Yeah.
She's not gonna tell you anything that she,
that she wouldn't, that she would feel would be out of bounds.
Yeah.
Yeah, I trust it.
I liked that plan again.
Socially, socially, like she came over, yeah.
She's enjoyable person.
Yeah, going out, going hang it up.
You were shaking your head, no one.
I was like, why is he saying no, but really?
No, no, he was winding up to like, she's great.
She's great.
You know, he's a shake head sometimes
when you're in the affirmative,
but it looks like he was comfortable.
No, no, no, no.
She's one of my favorite people.
All right.
Yes.
Let's see what else do I got.
Nasty patty.
Walt also thought there would be a lot of 420 at the party.
Oh, yeah.
No, no 420.
Pleasantly surprised that there was no weed, no weed use,
no weed smoke.
Well, you're the host.
You can't be, you can't be, what's the word we use?
Laced?
Laterated?
Laterated?
Yeah, you can't be that like,
I can't be.
Right.
Well, actually the only person other than me that smoked,
there would be Darren, I think.
Darren.
Darren should show up high.
Darren should, Darren should be high all the time. Yeah, he doesn't need to drink right he doesn't need to be
Unaffected by something
He definitely I said the very Beth um
Because you know, I actually had a certain point and it was early like I was me to post
I was just tired though. I'd been up since six so I was like fuck it
I'm just you know, I'll go upstairs on the lay down stuff
And I told everybody I was like, they can stay there.
Yeah.
Swimming the pool, drink whatever you really want to do.
It doesn't matter to me.
And after everyone left, I said to Mary Beth,
I said, what if you took Norm out at like four in the morning
and get him was just sitting on the porch
staring out into the yard?
She wouldn't fucking bring Norm out after that.
I had to bring him out the next two times that night, yeah.
Oh, I would feel so safe.
It's scary. No one might boy was out there watching the back.
Yeah, or he's like at the bottom of the driveway just looking at the house.
I'm like, then that became a little weird flying a kite.
Yeah.
Did you go on the pool, got it?
No, no, I did not.
I'm going the pool.
Yeah, only the Weed of Myers went in the pool, the pool, which I got to say, I'm kind
of proud of at this point.
Um, I found myself distracted by the pond.
You like the pond.
You like the pond going to stop the pond?
Yeah, I would walk towards the pool and then I'd just be like,
I'd be drawn to it.
The three different levels and everything.
So maybe when we move into the new office,
we can get an indoor sculpture of water.
Right near you so you can watch the water flow from level to level.
Like one of those little fountains or something.
Yeah, we can get that in there for you.
I remember I had one back in the day,
when they were really popular, it was like early 2000s.
Yeah, you would find like every bad bath and beyond.
Right, right.
Not one of the desktop ones again.
I think we'll get you one of like sits,
maybe maybe high, five feet, the water flowing.
Or maybe bring you some zen.
Yeah.
Have Cooper and them jump in when they're getting hot.
You think it's a good, a good, a good Zen enough?
I think he's, I don't know.
Is any of my own sort of?
Do you see it, like you yell at him a lot.
Do you see his temperature go up at all?
Like, does his temper rise?
Like does he ever yell back?
Or does he just sit there and take it like a whip dog?
I don't think I've ever seen him yell.
No, I've never seen him yell either.
But I wondered if like, you know, what I've never seen him get get
and he pushes back though constantly, no?
But not yelling.
We're like, you know, where he's like,
bellowing and just like, you know, like we're spits coming out.
What's the last time you yelled at anybody for anything?
Probably driving.
Yeah. Yeah, like someone just
I want to stay in your blind spot. No, like if someone's at a yield sign and they're just stopped
Yeah, or always the other day. You know where that crossover is in Middletown by the on Route 35
Where there's a fire station? Oh, yeah, yeah, I was going up some my way here I'm doing about 50 up that road and there's some idiot from New York trying to make a left hand turn there and
I had to slam my berics as I couldn't you know sort of around because there's people on the other side of the road
thing and I'm just like it screamed at him
They didn't hear you though. Probably not. I mean I do that every fucking time I get in the car so that's not special
I do sometimes like to see if they're I sometimes like to see if they're windows down so that I know that they heard me. Yeah. Yeah.
But yeah, it's definitely like someone stopped at a yield sign and they just won't go or you just go nuts. Yeah. I feel we've
Totally demoralized these two. I don't know about what we have. We're not sure. Maybe we should just stay in the office man
I didn't realize it would cause like a fucking get them throw away the dust rigs. Yeah
Yeah, I don't like to see this. Well,
what I'm not doing. I know you're not. That's the problem. It's a problem. Yeah, you just you don't
you just don't want to move. You're happy here. You don't want to move. Moving is that's a big
it's a big deal. It's a big. Yeah, but people do it all the time. who's not possible.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Can you deal with that, Q?
What?
Not seeing Ron anymore?
I mean, I'm fine with it.
But I'm not fine with a Walt spiraling.
I know.
I know.
I didn't think this would be the, especially since you don't have to do anything except show
up.
It's your new fix.
What's up? That's a lot. So you're new fix. What's that?
That you know, that's not true. Why?
Why? I don't know anything.
You know, since Deb controls the money, of course, we'll need to talk to you about like
Rent and all, you know, getting deposits and all that kind of shit, but the actual moving and the finding of the place.
If you just have to walk in, it's turnkey, baby. Turnkey, son.
Cooper, socks are nice and comfortable here. They do their own thing. Oh, shut the fuck up.
You don't think they would be comfortable somewhere else with like a window to see trees and
sunbeams to lie in and stuff like that. I know. It's not as scary to trees. Yeah Cooper kind of
Cooper kind of barks at leaves that move anything that moves so good at coming over them was ridiculous shit
Stain glass trees
I can't deal a shit
You don't even know what to say to play that there's no
There's no You can't prove that he's not.
Yeah.
Is that talking of Fritich?
Wow.
Wow.
I figure I may have, in fact, I'm very close
to canceling Fat Boy Summer.
What, whoa.
I know.
There's a couple of different reasons.
So it's me in occasional February summer,
it's me, Tom, and Rupp doing summer projects
around our houses, maintaining our pools,
power wash and that kind of shit.
And, well, Rupp can never get in, he has an Android,
which for some reason with my phone, I have an iPhone,
it will not send pictures Android like it
He says message not said so if I like today I put on my new
Video doorbell. Yeah, and I sent a picture to compare that to the other door, but which I've decided
I've figured out with that house. I fucking hate with a passion every single door
In that house garage doors
Closet doors the bedroom doors every actual door every door is a piece of shit to then to thin or
Like wobbly like for some reason like with the barn doors. It's like they didn't put a track on the bottom
All over the place. It's a fucking major pain in the ass
You know my friend has a solution for you. Just just get rid of them all.
Get rid of all the doors. Yeah. All the doors are big,
exterior ones.
That's not a bad idea. Um, but so they put the doorbell right on the edge of the
freight, like the trim and the metal piece to the door. So I can't,
I can't get a doorbell in there. It just won't work, because I was gonna hardware it.
So I sent a picture and it keeps bouncing back
from fucking rough.
So I'm like, what the fuck?
Either get an iPhone or you're out of the fucking
fat boy's summer.
Yeah, yeah.
So that's why he's gonna get canceled?
I think he might get canceled from fat boy's summer.
Now Tom is a different story.
So what if you got like WhatsApp and like had a group in there?
Oh, that's not a bad idea.
Have you all secured too?
Yeah, we tried to, normally when it says it can't send,
you can tap on it, it says try sending us SMS.
It just says try again, that's all it says.
Oh, okay.
Get him on a fucking WhatsApp, bro.
All right, we're gonna have to do WhatsApp.
Maybe, maybe, Rub can come back.
He did send me a shirtless picture of himself
in this pool with his kid,
so that works in his favor.
He's embracing fat boy summer.
Tom, however, I feel like there's not a lot of trust
with me in Tom.
Really?
Yeah.
Well, we were comparing, well, I said, my next thing
was I had these two pots from Lowe's.
I'm like, I'm going to grow some strawberries
and grow some tomatoes.
And then he said, I grow vegetables too.
He's like, but I didn't say anything
because like I thought you were gonna say was gay.
And then what the fuck do you think he's growing?
You can grow any vegetable.
Yeah.
What do you think he's growing?
Zucchinis.
Okay.
The most valid.
Pallic.
Vegetable out there.
Delicious.
The cucumber.
Yeah, the cucumber. Well, I think you can't see it. I think you can't see it. Yeah. The cucumber. Yeah, the cucumber.
Well, I think you can see it.
The plant, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, eggplant would be the worst.
Yeah.
That's the recognized symbol.
Yeah, that's it.
That's a deck of the cock.
And he also, he at first, he was reluctant to send me
a picture of his chainsaw because I got a chainsaw.
And I sent him a picture.
And then he didn't want to send me a picture his because it was smaller.
That is impressive.
You might be the issue here.
If people are afraid to send you photos of chain stores and vegetables, but like what
is like part of being your friend is to be called gay for vegetables like what is the
afraid of?
I don't know.
And I have actually go on to post his little chain song
Well, you know, we're not moving later on this afternoon. Yeah
No, no, no, no, go keep on
What we're talking about is your key. Silent wall. Yeah.
Yeah. Tom's changing. But the, the, the, what do you think God's
Elwys, right? Who Tom? Yeah. Oh, fuck. Yeah.
It's a little. I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't.
I can't, I can't, I can't. I can't remember what.
Gross. Okay. Because he grows, he grows.
He grows the key. And he also, and what's the manly thing you grow? grow strawberry strawberry tomatoes. They look like nipples. Yeah
You know sweet juice
Aren't strawberries like if you eat them at the wrong time of the season deadly
Maybe I should not be handling strawberries. Well as long as they're ready. You can eat them right? I think so
I mean I'm not on a lot of it. I don't know. I'm a good. eat them, right? I think so. I mean, I'm not entirely good.
I'm not sure.
I will check.
But the biggest problem is that due to power, I sustained a power washing injury that nearly
left me disabled.
What happened?
I think I did it too much.
I was doing it like, in order to get ready for the barbecue. I was I was power wash in the pool area
I'm power washing the driveway in the sidewalks. Yeah, and the wall like
Even I cleaned up so much that still I thought look like shit, but
You can apparently get what I did. You can apparently get hep A from strawberries
Hepatitis A. Yeah, and they will also carry a seminella E.coli. Oh, yeah, seminella and E.coli
I'll get them to get rid of I mean, I'm not putting fertilizer in or anything.
So that's just letting you know what.
Yeah.
Self-seaged takes a shit on my strawberries.
I better watch out or birds or chipmunks or yeah.
So doing all that power washing, you have to hold on to the trigger.
The entire time. Sure. And I thought I don't have a lock. It doesn't have to hold on to the trigger. The entire time.
Yeah, sure.
And I thought it would have a lock?
It doesn't have a lock on it for some reason.
It should, but it doesn't.
And I thought about zip tying it closed maybe after this, but like,
I woke up two days, I have a power washing two days.
Two days ago, I woke up, I'm like, I might need to go to the hospital.
Your hand?
My forearm, right here, and my fingertips.
My fingertips are tingling.
My forearm was so, I wasn't so much pain.
I was like, I'm, and I don't want to go to the hospital.
I'm like, I'm like, what happened here?
Well, well, well, what happened here?
Oh, I can't tell.
I was power washing too much.
Ooh.
Can you say that?
So I let off for two days and it doesn't hurt anymore.
So I think that I'm so
Wildly out of shape. Yeah, but even holding the trigger to a power washer is
Best yeah these days, so I got a I got a star work and I've been using my left hand that kind of thing
Power washing
Still don't match rubber
I think I'll go this way You know who doesn't eat strawberries? I don't think I'll go this way.
You know who doesn't eat strawberries?
Tom Brady?
Yes.
I thought it would be...
Nightshade, right?
Not those tomatoes.
That's the reason that I shut down.
Yeah, I know.
But strawberries, he just doesn't like him in general.
I thought it would be a fun banter about the office.
No, no fun. Woof.
You mad.
Let's see what else.
Do you see in the end of Jones?
I did.
What do you think?
Terrible.
I hated it.
Every second of it?
I can't recall one enjoyable moment for me personally.
Yeah, it was just kind of very disappointing.
I was expecting more.
I just went to the shrink the other day
on to give you a couple of pills before I leave.
What the fuck?
This is too much.
I can't take this.
I don't like said anxious wall.
I don't, it makes me sad and anxious.
I just wish, you're right.
I should have brought it up.
We should have brought it up at the end.
I'm the way out the door almost.
Yeah, not even on, on microphone, man.
I, I just figured you'd be like, they're never gonna do it.
So I have nothing to worry about.
Not like an existential crisis, no.
Well, I mean, I just say what you feel.
You don't know my, it's all about my personality though.
So it's not something that you could have anticipated though.
We know you're pretty well. We might have been able to
You're reasoning is like I don't like change. It's like you left the stash you left and you were fine That's the point. Well, you don't know that you can't if I was fine. You don't want to leave here
You want to stay here. Of course you're fine. You're like me and get them love it
That makes me feel like you've adjusted and you're okay here now. This is our love vote.
In fact, you said you liked it.
Okay, so that just answers your question then.
Right, but if it doesn't suit our purposes anymore, in terms of size and the fucking heat
and the air conditioning and all that shit.
I didn't realize it didn't.
Yeah, I thought Indiana Jones looked a little bit like a video game.
You know, a lot of CGI when they should have been
practical effects, you know.
I watched a cam version of it,
which the effects didn't look that bad in the cam version,
but the voice of Indiana was just like,
couldn't they like the age the voice? Yeah but the voice of Indiana was just like, couldn't
they like the age the voice?
Yeah, the Hollywood's got to stop with the agent.
I think I said that last week is my opinion.
I'm sure Hollywood's like nobody gives a fuck at all.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It wasn't the, I thought the most, the sloppiest thing of it, I guess in the part I enjoyed
the most because it was so poorly handled. You know, it was the cherry on top of the fucking feces Sunday.
It was the pilot sleeping in the back, nameless pilot.
Yeah.
Who gets to go into the past.
Yeah.
And then isn't even spoken to by any of the cast members.
And then is totally forgotten at the end.
And it's just like, what happened to that nameless pilot?
Yeah, they get them all on the plane
They get a shot knocked out in the on the plane and then like where does the plane fly back to and how do they get in the
Energy owns back to Manhattan without him waking up that he wakes up and bed. Yeah, there were a lot of issues with the with that
What that was steaming pile. Yeah, what kind of plane was it?
Okay, are you fucking kidding me? Who would you mean?
No, like what I didn't actually I didn't finish the movie
Because the the camera version I was watching was bad, but like was it a what did you say it was fine?
Oh, it was like I was like a Mustang not a Mustang with like a single okay, because there was a guy
He uh there was a guy in New York. He uh
They drunkenly told him he couldn't steal a plane. He went to New Jersey stole a plane and landed it in New York City
And then moving no no in real life
So it's it's possible to land a plane in in New York City. No, no, no, no, that's not what I mean
They were in they were in ancient Greece. I'm just like where is I don't know man. Like everything was all off got you
No, no, okay now I know there was no logic and I just like
Why is everybody got to be broken down and I and and like miserable?
Why can't anybody be like happy but kind of bored when we catch up with him years later?
Everybody's always miserable like have him sitting there being like like Salah was like I missed the deserts
I'm it like that be indie just be like yeah life's still pretty good, but like
Fuck man. I would love one more bite at that adventure apple and then he goes and
Is excited to do it
There's a lot of people who think that there's an agenda to break all your heroes
People think that what do you mean break all my heroes just show them as broken old men? Yeah, there's an absolute like move to do that to show
the fanboys that their heroes are not to be worshipped.
You have those those what are you going to listen to teach people after fucking 40 years
watching the angels like don't you guys want to keep printing money like what are you talking
about like why make them shitty so the original fans don't give a fuck in the new people
are sitting home fucking on iPads or streaming shit or whatever.
Well, there's got to be counter examples of that,
where you catch up with people and like,
well, even like sex in the city,
and they restart that in the first episode,
they kill her husband.
This is like, why can't anybody be,
like that's not, she's not a hero of mine.
I'm not like, carry Bradshaw,
I don't know what you're doing,
but like they're doing it to everybody.
Yeah, but it's the, it's the male family. Well, they're doing it to everybody Yeah, but it's the it's the male fanboy
Well, they're trying to even ghost buses too started with the ghost buses in a bad spot man
They were broken and sued out of business and stuff your heroes weren't worth worshipping
We all know that they're not real people we get it
Yeah, like we're adults, but like why are you doing ruined everything just to fucking teach people?
I think I think you'll see some people online who aren't acting like adults because of it though. They get upset about it
Yeah, they get really upset about it. They
They get to they get themselves so worked up. They'll
You know, they'll basically write hate crimes and post them. Yes, how their heroes were treated. It's almost like Nelly was in Indiana Jones.
I'm like, to me, it's just like, you know what?
You know, it would be more effective, not going to see it and not commenting.
Like, like if they do that, like, we couldn't do it.
What do you mean?
We couldn't do it.
We didn't go see it in that comment?
Well, I'm not angry. I'm not sitting there going. It's a conspiracy
I just you know ultimately didn't like the final project as as much as I you know, but now this is
I'm assuming this is white middle-aged fanboys who came up with this theory
It doesn't sound like like a 20-year-old's theory like
Listen like hey man. This is what we're gonna do. We're gonna ruin their good time
Like I see who would you think would be the most?
Would be the person to would be
Feeling that conspiracy theory that there's an agenda to I mean they done it went on. They did it with Luke
They did it with Thor
When they made him fat Thor did it with Thor. Yeah, but come on man. That wasn't they wouldn't do it
They wouldn't make black widow fat, but that fat there was awesome, man
I like I like that. I was like oh, it's pretty cool and he came and he came back like he got depressed and he came back
Right, but would they have done that with with black widow made her fat and depressed like sitting in a chair eating like bond bombs
No, but it's not as effective with black with with black widow like with Thor. He's
Captain Marvel Captain Marvel then we also think it's because like guys
Our age don't get offended nearly as easily as everyone else like
I don't know who do you know who the fuck are you talking about kid? I'm like I'm so wrong
I don't do is say Lizzo and I think you're offended almost already I'm not offended by Lizzo or the thing is very difficult to offend me
Just because I disagree with
I'm not offended I guess is the wrong but angered by things
Yeah, that's everything that's everything that's not that's not no it's not everything
But it's a lot's everything that's not that's not uh... no it's not everything but it's
a lot of stuff that's not uh... limited to all the but i think that's what i
don't think it's a i don't think the people who are bang in their keyboards and
bitching about things
what they are offended their angered by angry okay
angry little vocal the vocal man children
who can't handle that you know know, Indiana Jones wasn't good.
Yeah, what are you gonna do? Like, I don't know why you expect to go in and think it's gonna be good.
Like, I mean, maybe I don't even hope anymore.
Especially after Crystal Skull, you hope that like they learn the lessons from Crystal Skull and tried to change.
You maybe go back to be like, oh, everyone loved last crusade.
A lot of people say last crusade was up and told this one.
They said last crusade was the last indie anime movie.
And maybe they're like, okay, let's go back to,
let's go back to that well and see if we can interject some.
Yeah.
Yeah, like life that way, like the sort of humor,
you know, that kind of thing.
Yeah, it was a very depressed broken indie.
It was like, I just like, I mean, spoilers to follow,
but like, I think the worst thing that can happen to someone is losing their child like why are we
putting Indiana Jones through that? Like what are we doing like why are we doing that to
Marion? Like everybody loves these characters. Why are we putting through the worst fucking
thing that can happen to you? You have to think maybe Walt maybe onto something is it a desire to see the white cis male suffer
Under any circumstances it can't be it can't be like that's
Well maybe in the movie producer movie executives are like this is what people like people dig and be being
Does it seem like people like it? I don't know. I didn't see it. I didn't read any reviews
I like I can go to go buy what you guys said, but that's why like Picard is so good
It because you're like you're just like it fucking it just it's an extent
It doesn't seem like they're reinventing the wheel. It's like here's the characters you love like one last time having fun
Well seasons one and two were trying to reinvent the wheel season season three
I'm only referring as the one who was in season two. Yeah, I'm only referring to season three. Yeah
Season three I'm only referring as someone who was in season two. I'm only referring to season three. Yeah, um
And it's just like I don't know man like there's a way to do it like there's a way to do it They're just choosing not to do it
But I do I think it's a conspiracy to tell to tear down like here
I don't think so I think like people just get their hands on the characters and they're like
We got to build we got to knock them down so they have something to build up again
And you're like, but that's, but they've been doing that.
And like I said, Ghostbusters 2, they're all fucking broken up and they're not,
even afterlife, like they're all fucking broken up and not talking to each other.
And you know they love those fucking characters?
There's no doubt that like Jason Wrightman and those guys love those characters,
but because there's something dramatic about finding a character in the lowest point
and watching them come out of it.
The problem with Indy is you didn't really get that.
He never really came out of it because at the end of the movie he's still going leave me here.
I want to die.
And you're like, all right, so he didn't really come out of it.
He just fucking stayed in it.
And then in the end he kind of got his, you know, his, I guess kind of happy ending.
But like, so I, I don't think it's a conspiracy
to replace all our heroes. I just think it's like kind of lazy storytelling.
Maybe a trope. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't come up with a theory. Oh, I didn't sound like
something you'd come up with. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But I could see how you can see the
examples of it. I, you know, I can see. Yeah. If anybody is going to be upset about the breaking of their heroes though, it is guys are rich.
I mean, it is people who grew up in the 80s, 70s, 80s who like, um, who,
sorry, who's my train of thought here per second.
It's guys who like don't like the remakes of horror movies.
It's guys who don't want to see anything change
the star warship stuff.
I can definitely with those guys.
Yeah, yeah.
It is guys our age who, I don't think there,
there anybody else has these issues.
Like they're so closely married to, you know,
Luke Skywalker or Indiana Jones
or one of the Ghostbusters guys
Like because it meant so much to us when we're little that like you really have to be able to separate like
You know they made what was that that fucking movie? I think Rucker Hower was in it
He was
Hitchhiker he was hit somebody or no like some guy picked him. I can't enter the Hitcher the Hitcher. Yes, the Hitcher
Thank you. They remade that yeah, and I watched up. I can't hit you. The hitcher? Yes, the hitcher, thank you.
They remade that.
And I watched it, and I didn't like it.
But I didn't, I certainly didn't post about it.
And I didn't get upset about it.
But yeah, but you can't compare Indiana Jones to fucking Rucker Hauer and the hitcher.
Oh, there's just not enough like affection for that franchise.
Yeah. Where this franchise is beloved. Yeah. enough like affection for that franchise.
That's where this franchise is beloved.
Yeah, it's hard to get the same level of...
But even Star Wars shit, like the Star Wars stuff I saw
and I'm like, well that sucks, but like,
I don't post about it, I might talk about it here,
but like I move on.
I think people are expecting too much of modern entertainment.
Well, look at Logan.
The movie Logan, the same director.
I loved Logan and that starts out with Professor Axe and Wolverine living in the F... basically homeless in a fucking dirt farm in Mexico. You know what I mean? Like
that... they don't start out in a good place. But watching it... right, you're like, holy fuck,
but that's like you see them both like find a reason to live and
come back alive. And to me, that's perfectly like, I don't know, I'll watch that movie. Why the fuck not?
But like, I don't know why you want to kill me. I know why we want to kill mutt, but like, I don't know why we want to put in the
Anagone through that. It's just like, it is fucking horrible.
He's not going to come back from that. It's just like it is fucking horrible. He's not going to come back from that.
Nobody does. I feel like I agree with you saying like about reinventing the wheel and like
people have an nostalgia for Star Wars. So I understand you want to make a new movie,
but just don't make it Star Wars. Make a new movie.
It's about the joke or movie is like It didn't need to be the Joker.
It could have been any psycho.
But if you put the Joker on it, of course people are going to want to see some random guy.
Joker was kind of like the Joker.
Yeah. Sure, because it will now, I mean now, did you see Spiderman?
No. Right. Well now they have the outwards. There's a million versions of every character.
You can't even care about one character anymore because there's a million versions of every character and you're like I can't even care about one character anymore because like there's a fucking billion of them. So maybe that's just
what they're that's just what they're thinking. I don't know man. It's that but that at least makes
sense in the genre that it's in that that there's a multiverse. Yeah. You know, and they established it,
you know, Dr. Strange and all the other shows. So that kind of,
it falls into that style and making it animated makes it the perfect vehicle for that,
because you can draw all these different characters as opposed to trying to make them in CG and
everything else like that. Hey, yeah, but it's just like, who cares? Like, I remember when,
when, remember when Ben Riley came on the scene, everybody was like, this fuck this, we don't
need a second spine. We don't need a second Spider-Man.
They were all fucking pissed about.
And then 2009 came out.
And I don't know, I love the 2009 series,
but it was like three Spider-Man
and one they barely ever used
and then they killed off the clunk.
But now it's just like, there's just a Spider-Man,
there's a Peter Parker.
This is what I'm saying.
If you're in charge of Peter Parker
and you're in charge of Indiana Jones and you're in charge of Luke Skywalker, isn't your job to protect these characters
at all costs? And it doesn't seem like they're doing that. Which goes back to the conspiracy theory
that they are destroying these characters so they can replace them with new characters. It's bad business, because they did, would you say?
Modern?
Modern, younger.
Sure.
Because you can't keep making movies with these aging characters.
It's fucking recast them.
Well, it didn't work with Han Solo.
I liked Solo.
I had a blast watching Solo.
You might have enjoyed it, but did it work financially
for the business?
Well, no, but that was because of what was going on with Star Wars at the time.
People were like, after last Jedi, people were like, fuck you.
We're not going to go see another fucking Star Wars movie because you asked us.
That's what happened.
And I heard there was rumors that the guy from Star Lord was going to be a new Indiana Jones.
I would be interested in that.
A little old at this point.
Chris Pratt. He's too old.
Don't you want to start in the out in his 20s now so you could like follow him over.
But yeah, but I mean, he Pratt has the built-in charisma though and the built-in like,
I think, yeah, that he could pull it off for at least 10 years.
Sure, sure.
And you get good, you probably get a pretty good product out of him
To sell it. Yeah, like invent a inventor character. That's kind of India's but like a little
Or put them in a world that is not quite you know Indiana set in the supposedly the real world
sure, so I don't know
but
Here we are you don't like indie you don't like moving the office.
It's a bad day.
I feel like Indiana Jones.
Yeah, broken.
So you can say, you made Jimmy the hair guy said, well, you didn't return his text when
he's up on stage.
Pimpen tell him Steve David, the juggalogue gathering, the gathering of the juggalos.
He told you that?
He said that he told me that he sent it to you too.
That's all he said.
That is you know I didn't respond to him.
I assume so.
Oh no, actually no.
Let me see.
I think he had to mention that he didn't respond to that.
Yeah.
How come?
No, no. Nice little shout out for us. No real reason. didn't respond to that. Yeah, how come?
That's a little shout out for real reason. Yeah, like this like 50 people a night. I don't know why I didn't do it.
I apologize to the press. Are you down? Like independent of
the office stuff? No, it's only about the office. Okay. It's
like emotional blackmail. We can't we can't move. Oh, just stay
He goes oh I sent this to Walt, but I don't think he gave a shit. Uh-huh
I was a judge for the mr. Juggalo pageant. Oh mr. Juggalo. I mean in my defense
So I had been texting with him before that and that is last sex was like I love you
But I yeah, I didn't happen to return that text.
I'm wrong, I should have received it.
Yeah, no, I'm not saying you should have returned it
because you can't return every fucking text, but.
I tried to.
I did think that was cool.
And I think Shaggy may be on the cruise.
Is that what they're talking about?
Why?
Yeah, that's what he was saying that Shaggy too
don't maybe on the cruise, on the I.J. cruise.
I mean, that's first I'm hearing about it,
but I have I know I have a legum, so. So Jimmy, text's first I'm here and about it. But I you know, I have I know I have an I can so
So Jimmy text you I love you as well. Yeah, okay. Yeah, I got a little word special. Yeah
Yeah, that dude's full of love
We did an episode and I apologize in advance to anyone who will eventually listen to it with Maxwell
He came up he came up. up to do TSD and D.
Oh nice. He's a Patreon stuff. And he brought the curator with him. Oh yeah. Yeah, the guy who
knows every single thing about Telmsteed, you've did, there's no. And drop the nugget that's so
impressed Walt, I thought that he had adopted him on the spot. What was it? What was the line that he adopted him on the spot. Well, was it? What was the line that he said? He was unable to be influenced by others.
He's incapable of being influenced by other people.
I don't think that's true, first of all,
because you're influenced every great claim.
But it's also, yeah, that's the line he should have dropped
when he was that singles bar, because I would have got
my fucking legs wide open.
He could have...
Well, it's that he's never...
I would have been like, let's go back to your apartment now.
Sure, he's never done any substances.
He's never drank.
Yeah.
He's never smoked weed.
He obviously never did any harder stuff. He doesn't smoke pot
He doesn't smoke pot, no
So I could tell what was very impressed with him. Oh, yeah, that he was so clean
Yeah, there's that's a that's a fucking unicorn. That's rare. Our mists. It's very rare
Yeah, I died that unicorn
Yeah, I don't unicorn.
Right.
I, um, I would find that to be a rather mundane existence.
Uh, well, it's for some people.
What if you lean into like the spirituality of it all and, and like found your chase your highs that way?
Yeah.
I think the, the claim of like, I'm incapable of being influenced by other people. Maybe peer pressure stuff
Like hey do this do this do this
Society like you know the fact that you speak English means you were influenced by that we're stopping a red light
You got you got to do certain shit, but it's a good claim
But he's he's talking about substances. I think peer pressure pretty much
Maybe that's how he's able to retain so much information about the pod.
His mind isn't fucking much like mine.
I mean, I would answer a lot of fucking issues.
If I, I think that like if my memory is a little bit better,
it'd probably be a little bit better at life.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I believe you also said he doesn't let the things
that happen in the past.
That's right, he doesn't dwell on the past.
Yeah.
That's great.
He learns from them, but he doesn't. Like a fuck isn't that the in the past. That's right, he doesn't dwell on the past. That's great. He learns from them, but he doesn't.
Like a fuck isn't that the goal?
Yeah.
Like that would be amazing.
You know what, fuck the curator.
He comes in here boasting about how good this is.
Who is this fucking guy?
A prick?
Stick this into your memory, fuck you.
Just kidding, Curie.
You're a curie.
You're a curie.
I had lots of stuff, but I'm like, I'm blowing through it.
It was, you know, Walt's saving his voice.
What else do I get? I find that like when I write down notes, like if I have questions,
they're almost universally for Walt. I want to do this thing. I'll think this should probably know how I'll answer.
Well, you know how, Hill answer? No, I don't. Because these questions I'm coming up with,
we're going to do a segment where it's like, what makes Walt angrier?
And then I come up with two things that I do.
I suggest we move the office.
Well, that's the one.
I suggest get him dust.
Yeah.
Here, like which one is he angry right?
I didn't, yeah, I never said,
I never objected to dust.
Yeah, he should be dusting.
Oh, okay, okay, I will start testing.
Some clutch.
I'm not any of you.
These are more extreme examples.
He's gonna be mad at both, but which is he angry at.
So what I do is I give him the example.
And then, you know, give him a couple days to think about it.
And then we meet you and get him, who I have stuff for get him.
I'm going to come up with some stuff for you.
Then we try to guess.
I'm going to figure out what he, because he'll be the only one who knows.
You know, I wrote the stuff.
He'll still only be the one who knows. That's nice. Look coming up
with games coming up with a little games. I think about stuff. What a Patreon gift idea.
I wanted to drop on you. Maybe this will make you life a little bit easier. Okay. But like
over all these years of Township Dave, I've taken hundreds of photos. Like sometimes I'll
bring the Polaroids, sometimes I'll just bring the cameras, so like, why don't we like pick like a select photo and print them out like a high quality print of them
and we can all sign it and that could be one of the patreon gifts. I am not following so you
may make a print. Like a million photos, you mean? No, no, no, just select like a photo that we love.
Yeah, like a million photos. I mean no, no, no, no, just select like a photo that we love. Oh, okay like
Like do you have a folder you could put them into all your and send it to get them?
I couldn't do it today, but I can I'll start going through and get them because I also have the custom of a polarise
So I got a scan them and stuff like that
But I think like like a nice high quality if you get missed a polarise will be careful when I'm in and we'll scan them and
Well, I have a nice scanner and everything like that. I can get you guys a file and shit.
I don't know. I thought it would be like a cool guy.
Yeah, but I'm working on a gift right now that I actually could utilize a whole bunch of your photos.
All right. I'll start pulling them.
I have some probably can get by like by the end of next week.
Yeah, I need 370 some odd photos.
I need them.
Unique photos.
Yeah.
And if I had the new ones instead of going back
to the well and the old ones, that'd be great.
All right, I could help with that.
Okay. Yeah.
I want to say I have some, I must have some somewhere.
I don't know.
Is this something like a nice, fun print would be good.
Yeah.
A print like, you mean like an 8x10, you mean?
Like a poster, yeah.
A poster, we say.
Yeah, something like that.
You know, of like, of, of, like Of tell them Steve Dave moments from the inside
Because like you know me and you our signatures are not difficult to get but getting cutissot down and sign all this shit
Well, I think they've had a poster as a gift for this very cycle. I didn't get it sign though. Yeah, yeah
I just thought it would be it'd be crazy to try to get you to sign photos are easy that's what I can
I can share I can come up to your place we'll fucking sit there and what would you do it shitty movie sign
yeah we could do that that sounds fun man love it yeah yeah you do that no Walt I do not have the
questions today otherwise I would have given them to you in advance I'm still kind of up with stuff for Q. I have mine and I have Gidams.
I think they're both pretty good.
And I'm just gonna come up with something.
Maybe next week, we could come up with something.
Because Walto also gave me an assignment
to write some questions for Jimmy's mystery ink
of a phony phone call.
Yeah, that's fun.
All right.
If I like it with Walts, like, hey, can you do this?
And it's something real fun.
Yeah.
Because then I just think about it all the time. Like, oh, yeah. I'll just sink your teeth into it. Yeah, I like it when Walt's like, hey, can you do this? And it's something real fun. Yeah. Because then I just think about it all the time.
Like, oh, yeah.
Sink your teeth until you're like that.
Yeah, last one was pretty good.
That's been really sharp, but it's pretty good.
Oh, it was?
How did the calls come out, were they, Foney?
Excellent.
Yeah.
All right.
Good.
What else you got?
You got anything, Walt?
I can't think of anything.
What's on your agenda for the rest of the day?
What would you look at it? Aside from complaining about me and Q. I probably will just take
off after this. Yeah. I'll probably not gonna hang out. I'll probably, I mean, I probably
just won't do anything though. Yeah
But it's in a hard We don't have to move the office. Don't bend to it. That's what he does
What if he's like this for months? I don't want that no
I don't want that I don't want him like this for the rest of the day
No, it's I'm saying if we just release him from this and just live with this yeah
Well, I mean, I didn't think he'd get fucking flat out depressed over it.
Yeah.
And honestly, I mean, if what were to say like, hey, you guys are here 5% of the time.
I'm here 95% of the time.
That would be a valid argument.
It would be about totally valid.
Valid argument.
To tell you the truth, I'll be fine this place.
I've given it a dust and it was always cold like this in here.
Yeah.
Because it's really nice in here right now.
Well, the problem is, is that fresh air that room is fresh air would be so nice.
Yeah, it's like a window open.
Could we get like one of those mobile air conditioners, you know, like you just put it here
and then I know you have to pump it out.
Yeah, you got to vent the so yeah, can you put in the ceiling?
No, the bottom is only about six inches to the roof there.
When you're also be loud when you're recording.
But I mean, you could cool down the place prior at least.
This is beautiful.
I don't know why it's so nice in here.
The big issue is, is that room, the office part
is on another HVAC zone.
So, and we don't know where the thermostat is for that.
So.
And then we'll tell you.
No.
So when you have the door open to be able to see
if anybody's in the, you know, when you have the door
between the studio in the office
The AC goes right out to that. Well, what happens if and then the other day we had what eight people in here
Yeah, it gets a lot it gets a lot of it just shot the temperature right up and you know
We had the door open for we try to keep the door closed
But what happens if you go there and you're like look men our office is like fucking 80 degrees and it's the summer
Where the fuck is the thermostat and how the fuck do I turn on the air conditioning?
I don't think that's an unreasonable request. No, I will go and ask Joe next chance again.
Yeah, and tell me step given away minor waltz phone numbers too. Oh, okay. Thank you.
Tell me. Yeah.
All right, well, you know, I got each back problems.
We are going to keep going this episode.
You think it's worth pushing that ball up the hill?
I'd adjusted that hour more.
Fifty-fifty-eight minutes.
All right, all right.
It looks sad.
It just seems like, okay, all right.
We have no ads this week, huh?
No ads this week.
No.
All right.
Okay, ready?
Five, four, three, two, one.
Do it, walk.
Do what Tom Steve. Yeah. Yeah, that's it. That's the countdown. Tom Steve, one. Do it, walk. Do what Tom Steve thinks.
Yeah, that's it.
That's the countdown.
Tom Steve thinks.
All right, what an episode.