Tell Em Steve-Dave - #564: Son of the Soil

Episode Date: July 20, 2023

Taylor Swift, wrestling, and Taylor Swift wrestling.

They act like I went and fucked every one of their moms in the ass. It's all sheaks it tells with concert that's all you see. You want to be the ironic guy. No I like her songs. And you want to be the ironic guy? No, I like her songs. And you want to be the guy that's like, you know, the... They're catchy, they're poppy, I like them. Yeah. Hello, I'm Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell Him Steve Dave.

I'm here with Walt. Chilo. There is no BQ. We were doing this sometime in the past. This is one of those emergency episodes. When me and you can't get together, a Q can't come down. This is going to be the episode that we put out there. Break the glass episode. Yep. Emergency. We got some people here with us today, though. We got a smart fan.

Hell. Now, if we have any questions about Tell Him, Dave, he's the guy to ask. Do you still go by that or is it, or are people call you a curator? Are they still calling you a smod fan? I mean, the tag is still a smod fan, but I go by curator. Curator? Okay, I apologize. That's your legally changed that, right?

Yeah. I'm just trying to license. I'm like, seal. I got one name here. and it's a good one. I'm just trying to apologize. I'm just trying to apologize. I'm just trying to apologize. I'm just trying to apologize. I'm just trying to apologize. I'm just trying to apologize. I'm just trying to apologize. I'm just trying to apologize. I'm just trying to apologize.

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Now Maxwell, you're a polarizing figure and tell them Steve Dave Towne. There are people who love you, and there are people who don't love you. Can confirm. Where do you see most of your hate coming from? Do you go to Reddit? You go to Reddit and read it.

Do you see it on Twitter? Yeah, like I don't, I don't, yeah, I don't read it. Twitter is more, and don't give me your own. So Twitter is like the complete opposite. I can't do anything wrong on Twitter. Even if I was like an asshole, they would be like, hey man. If you were. We knew you were having. I'm so glad I brought you. You brought me. But like, and I don't think there's a lot of people on Reddit who in the right moment will absolutely like their voice will be louder than the people who like and it's not even like I don't like you it's like hateful shit that like like I know they say words don't matter they fucking do the shit hurts me so i'm just not gonna read it anymore cuz it's like these people like

it'll something will be said and i'll get private messages or dms or people on twitter will go, yeah, I saw this thing on Reddit. I love you. And now I feel like I'm calling those people, it does bother me a little bit that they come to me outside of that place where I'm being like, like, bashed or whatever, because maybe that's too harsh of a term. I don't want to make a mad. Because Reddit sucks. Reddit shut it up and out. It's red. I'm so happy and living a great life.

Red is so fun. But I do wish sometimes that the majority of the people who do enjoy the one time every fucking year and a half that I show up to do one of the five hundred and eighty five episodes of this goddamn thing that they wouldn't feel the need to like DM me and go, why? Hope you're fucking kids, you ruined my life. I'm like, I don't think I ruined your life, but maybe I did. And if I did, Reddit, I'm sorry.

Why do you think that is, girl? Why are there some listeners who are so willing to say such heinous things? Yeah, why can't they all be loving like you? Hey, why aren't they cool like you? People don't like the thing that they love being changed. People don't like, they almost get imposter syndrome where some other person is on there and that should be me. I've never heard that before.

So some people will say that about the curator then. Why the fuck is, I mean, nobody, they're not wrong. Why you're here? No, no, no. You know more than, I would, that's where he's going I mean nobody they're not wrong. Why you're here. No, no more than I would I would That's her he's gonna do so much better than me He's not wrong and I was like fuck them down The problem is knowledge doesn't make me interesting though. No, but you're a super fit and I remember when Stern

You know would have people on that like new a fuck ton about the Stern show was always interesting So like you groupie I would say those are you guys are the two that come to my mind when I think like these guys are in cyclopedias, they know far more than I do about the show. They're the last time that everybody else delicious. So did you feel like how hard was it for you not to run to the internet then when Bonnetheads came out and bash us?

Or did you wonder a soccer count What like like what are you just go like hey, you know what 500 in some odd episodes You know maybe let maybe it's okay for them to do one that they really wanted to do that was one of those ones where I listen I'm like oh, okay, that's cool. And you know, it's like the some pods that aren't Directly in my wheelhouse that I'll listen once or twice and I was like oh, that's cool. And, you know, it's like the, some pods that aren't directly in my wheelhouse, that I'll listen once or twice, and I was like, that was cool, all right. And then I go on, and I see like, whoa, what the hell is, and I'm like, I didn't hear it then. Let me really listen to this, because I must have missed something.

That sounded like a normal episode. They act like I went and fucked every one of their moms in the ass. And I go to really listen, I'm like, maybe I missed something, because to me it just seemed like a normal episode, not too special. And I really said, I'm like, maybe I miss something because to me it just seemed like a normal episode None too special and I relisted. I'm like, what the fuck is happening? And you know, there's gonna be some are gonna call Yeah, but like yeah, he's gonna say that because you want to sit at the table and be able to record on a TSD He's like, I should be there. I mean, it's clearly not that hard to get a spot at this table, just like literally dedicate A gate of your fucking life to knowing everything except for the names of people who have appeared on the show

There's no names fuck names, but like we're writing up here And I'm I'm catching up on a lot of the the patreon stuff And I get to the thing where he's doing his like knowledge thing with Jimmy the hair guy. And I would just turn to him and go, why the fuck do you know that? Why? Why?

And he was so mad. Even now, he was fucking there and he's listening back to it. As we're listening to it again, he was getting so frustrated that he didn't remember the name, ah, fuck, why don't I know the names of these? Like you know you fucking don't know it. And it would come up and he's like, I can't believe I didn't remember the name. Ah, fuck, why don't I know the names of these, like you know you fucking don't know it. And it would come up and be like, I can't believe I didn't know that.

I feel you, man, like there are many times when I'm in a conversation with somebody about a TV show or a movie from a while back. And I'll be like, and it was, and I can't fucking remember. I couldn't remember David Mammott's name the other day with Glenn Garry-Glen Ross. Names are hard, stories are easy. And then I'm like, I'm getting old. I'm getting old.

I'm old. Getting old. I'm already old. You're not wrong. Yeah. I feel it, man. I can hardly walk around. I think they've been fighting me on.

How old is Maxwell now? I'm 43. I turned 43, May 27. So that's like a couple weeks ago. Traumatizing to hit the big 40. No, no. You're always traumatizing to be like childhood to 30 traumatizing. The last like 30 to 43 is like 13 years of learning, like how to be a human being

and how to be happy. And I don't think I'm completely there yet. Like, but, but you're better. I think at 43, like I'm better today than I was yesterday. I'm getting to participate in a lot of things with people that are above sort of my pay grade and intelligence and like on any given day, I could be sitting in a room with a five star general

who's like that one time I was with George. We're a Baron. Well yeah, and I mean, I'm talking a lot now so this is gonna be, they're gonna be like, he was talking though, you're a baron. Well, yeah. And I mean, I'm talking a lot now. So this is going to be they're going to be like, he was talking. You're all so much. Well, I really, we should put a timer on him. I'm like, get him at your second job. I don't know, man. I'm nervous of upsetting people, especially about things they're passionate about. Like, I don't want people who are fans of the Dallas Cowboys or Taylor Swift to be mad at me. Because I'm, it's not that big a deal.

Is it BTS? The Korean self. The Korean people. Oh, you don't want to fuck with those people. No, you're insane. I don't want gun people to be mad at me. I have opinions. They're worse than I want.

I mean to know them. Who? The BTS people? Yeah. They the fuck up your world more than anonymous guy I saw the other day that somebody it was like Chris Hemsworth or something or Chris Evans or somebody as well as they posted they posted something on Twitter and it's like hey if you want to check out these BTS scenes blah blah blah blah blah from whatever movie he was in behind the scenes yes and they went they went to him and they're like, hey, stop using our acronym or whatever else. Yeah. These are a bunch of stupid fucking kids who like they don't know what BTS dance for

so they're like, the fuck is this guy? There was a nice Taylor Swift fans and it wasn't even a thing that dude said that was like all that out of his like, I wish it was easier to get Taylor Swift tickets and it wasn't even a thing that dude said that was like all that out of these like I wish it was easier to get Taylor Swift tickets and they were like oh no you did not put her name in your mouth and they are dude they're they are vicious online dog they're sweet in person but I'm at a or I know a lady at one of sage's former Paris you know her assistant teacher whatever who got Taylor Swift tickets and good tickets. She said she was online for 12 hours waiting for these tickets.

When she went to buy them, they kicked her off. So she went right back on and she got five tickets, like right by the stage on the side for 60 bucks each. And I was like, how the fuck did you not sell them? I mean you're talking a minimum of five grand each. Oh I know way more. Probably more. You're talking five grand in the upper decks. That's in the 300s at the New Jersey Jits.

That's not down low. Side of the stage, Taylor Swift. That's because the thing is, there's a ton of rich people who have an unlimited amount of money. Like they're buying golf people have so much money now. They're like, we would like to own the PGA and then like, fuck it, yes, you have that much money. There are 500 people who will bid way more money than should ever be spent on anything

on those tickets because it doesn't exist anywhere else. There's no other comparative price point to a stage side Taylor Swift ticket. She's very much Michael Jackson, the Beatles, whoever I don't know, like was there another ... I don't know. I know that there's a ... At least Twitter. Good Lord.

I can't name one Taylor Swift song, but I can name you a whole bunch of Beatles songs though. I know it right now. Can that be because you don't listen to Taylor Swift though? I could be one of the reasons, but... To the day. But it's a... I don't know. To me, that sounds like a...

That's a... I just feel like a slate to the Beatles, man. It just... She just recently, in the middle of a tornado warning where they postpone the show for like two hours in Nashville came out after that like after this huge delay late in the she played 39 songs it was like a four hour concert. Whoa. Now she didn't fuck around. When I say she's Michael Jackson and the Beatles it's like a real thing. You're right. Yeah. I guess I guess she's this generation's Michael a real thing. You're brightening, yeah. I guess she's this generation's

Michael Jackson and Zones. Like they're very adamant to tell you that she writes all her own. I'm like, dude, everyone of them is about a guy. She just, I don't know. Yeah, I got that one. I didn't mean that. You guys say shit these days. Like, when we first started, you can say anything you wanted pretty much. It's terrifying. And now it's like, yeah, like your second casting, every single thing you say,

because there's going to be some asshole out there who's like oh my god they said something I didn't like let me take away everything he's worked for so got home who heard that who heard him say that you can't say anything anymore we apologize yeah you can say whatever you want there just I did I censor somebody I I did the person who brought the tickets for 60 give you a reason why they didn't sell? Because her daughter really wanted to go and I guess they brought she brought some friends. It's a memory. The memory was

was priceless. Get them showing me prices of $20,000 for similar seats. If I bought seats for 300 and they're like you can sell them for a hundred thousand I'd be like sage and they watch around TV. A hundred thousand. Yeah, there's five seats. They're 20,000. There000, I'd be like, Sage, and they watch around TV. 100,000. Yeah, there's five seats, there's 20,000. There are those have to be like sheaks, right, from other people. Oh, yes, 100%. When I said, it's all sheaks, it tellers with culture, it's all you say.

So you have in Nashville, so it's without going too deep, Tennessee does not charge businesses taxes. That's why we have Amazon centers and Nissan and like it's just great. Great area to live, property prices out of the fucking like world. All of these like sort of things. These people are from right there. They're in Franklin, they're in Nashville. They're the people who casually plop down a million dollars on a home and it's also people who will, like, they will sell their home to see Taylor Swift play live.

It's like, she is transcendent. Be on say, I think Beyonce would be one that could sort of be in that realm. I don't know anyone else that is. I'm not hip enough to know. I just know I'm in Nashville. So they sell their home and then after the concert, they're like,

what do we do now? I don't know. I can't stop. Let's go home. We're almost, and we're going to go to the other one. Can I say at your house and show you pictures of me and Taylor? I caught, look, she wasn't looking at me,

but that's their dream. That's their life is fulfilled once they see Taylor Swift. I'm not that person. I'm just saying that a lot of them exist. The world's a weird place, Baba. And there are people who will park up to a mile away just to hear the concert they had to ban tailgaming because they expected like two hundred and fifty thousand people to show up to the parking lot in Kansas City

oh yeah to just to just be in the parking lot that's insane the three-year lifetime is there any band you would have done that for? Sold my house. No, not sold your house. But even gone and hung out in the parking lot. Like, sometimes when I go over to the PNC Center, I will see people just like that. Yeah, I mean, I, I, I, I get tailgating is, I mean, I get that.

I mean, you want to get there. You want to, no, no, no, but we never go into the concert. You're saying, oh,'ll never go into the concert. You're saying, oh up a hundred feet. They'll back up a hundred. Will it last? Taylor Swift. Yeah. Everything has its window. Yes, because she stays. Yes, because I think she has Madonna's like longevity. If she,, if she, Madonna ain't selling out arenas now. Yeah, but as soon as Taylor Swift hits a certain age. I don't wanna say it. So Taylor Swift,

you know that they're not to the next thing. She has a secret weapon. What's that? And it doesn't matter if she's older because she's transcended, right? Madonna played it wrong. She had sex with Dennis Rodman. No one cared.

I'll cut that out for you. Yeah. That one all right. So, you apologize. So, Taylor, because Dennis Rodman is this controversial figure, right? No one cares when you break up with Dennis Rodman. Taylor Swift dates like these super clean Hollywood guys, right? The last thing that she dated, I think his name was Matt Heelier, some shit like it.

And all I would see is people that were fucking Taylor Swift kind of being her mid 30s yeah hook me up look me up and then we'll talk again when she's 55 33 23 my experiences 55 nobody is a fuck about about Jenny artist at 50 years old still playing stadiums at 50 guaranteed Taylor Swift guarantee garen fucking t madonna is a breaker

she's gonna break up with some dude nobody nobody you're right about it and it look it's the way I think it's shitty that you know that they chew up these artists and spend them out as soon as they go go pass a certain age her life does seem like it sucks but it's fucking reality, man. It's a cruel, cruel world. Madonna's had a number one hit every decade for the last five decades.

Is our concert ticket selling for $100,000? No, but apparently she's putting herself in the hospital trying to keep up with Taylor. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, she's come. Come out. I see me. I just got an I.C. You pull them out to these in 2023 on Instagram. Like, do you come come out of see me. Oh, yeah, I just got an ice see you now titties in 2023 on Instagram like

Yeah, I come back to Madonna Taylor's the country already in San Holocarty Madonna never had nobody cared in the 90s when Paul McCartney was putting out songs 20 years of roof from the Beatles nobody gave a fuck I'm telling you when she hits a certain age zombie was like they put out a new album. From the world. You wouldn't tell me you'd be like, holy shit dude. The real thing is back. I'm not saying Rob Zombie's not great, but white zombie's better because it's white zombie. It's not a problem.

It'd be great for me personally, but the legions of fans that are now like hypnotized by Taylor Swift. So you're saying that the 13 year olds will become 30 year olds and not give a shit about her? Yes, it's just inevitable. Just a circle of life. I don't think that's true, because like I said, family's goat. It is like it's 60 year olds and babies if these things. I saw him. I kind of like Taylor Swift.

They're rebelled, they're rebelled. You're a fuck up. Yeah, that's true. There's nothing that you like that I like though. So? That's what that I like though. So that's what I'm saying though, you want to be the ironic guy. No, I like her songs.

And you want to be the guy that's like, you know, they're catchy, they're poppy, I like them. Yeah. How many, how many CDs, Joan? None. How many CD CDs do I have to support her? I listen to her on the radio. You steal the music?

Yeah, download her music. No, I listen to her. You use to give her a penny through you steal the music download her music. Oh, I listen on the I don't download any music I watch her videos on YouTube so she gets the ad revenue from there But I don't own anybody else's CDs. I haven't bought a CD and like I don't know I was just caught in the fucking traffic of her massive Michael likes and concert like there's no denying It does nobody can go on like that forever Garth Brooks again again and You're a man place fucking stadiums like three times a night in LA whenever he wants

He's the big oh I'm talking about it. No, you're out of your mind. No, no one's talking about him I'm head out of kingdom. His booty hollering has guard Brooks greatness. I what about what about Chris Gaines? He is about to make a, why you gotta bring that up. We were doing. Probably has no way. Have you heard any reports of, what was the name again? Garth Brooks? Oh yeah, you've been on any country music.

I have not loved like you Walt. Yeah. Have you heard him like, you're spoken about in like any corner of relevant terms? I guess he's still able to make a living, making music. But he doesn't have the same heat that he did when he was young. There's no one who could have put out the album right now

that would sell more albums than anyone making albums right now. Why doesn't it put out a new album? They have no other way. How, why does they put our new album then? Because you didn't have to, it's Garth Brooks. Stones? They sell out too.

Do you think they're relevant? Around. Do you think they're relevant? Do you think they're relevant? Fuck you. What's the last thing? What's the last thing that they put out? The stones? Yeah. They probably put out rather recently

and nobody gave a fuck. Like a, yeah, fuck. Was a great as hit. Was a great as hits. No, I think they're working on it. I just completely disagreed until you just said that because I honestly can't say that I think they're working on it. I completely disagreed until you just said that. Because I honestly can't say that I think the Rolling Stones are relevant at all and they sell out every time whenever they want.

When I just heard on the radio today, they're working on a new album. I can't wait, right? Nobody's saying that. No one gives a shit. Play fucking Jumpin' Jack Flash. We don't care about the new shit. Yeah, get him what the fuck you talking about. Take this, you idiot. We don't care about the new shit. Yeah, get them what the fuck you Are you out of your fucking

Get the cross Taylor Swift will lose her will lose her allure the Garth Brooks thing I didn't hold water either cuz and I mean I hate to say it, but it's Nashville. She's a woman Doesn't matter what you're doing. It's it's for a woman as she ages to stay in an entertainer. Oh, shitty too. It's fucking horrible. There's like none of them. Deal. You're not in your prime.

I know y'all think you're in your prime in your 50s, but you're not none of us are. So what do you listen to, Curator? What do you kind of music to? What do you think of guests? Let me tell you a guess. Hardcore I mean probably not what would be considered hardcore now

What's is there what's the definition of hardcore? There's so many subgenres now That's like I would think punk murder I would say the hardest core that I would go is murder for this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this or I kind of everybody has that yeah, and those who are fucking going You're not around with they'll have their cutoff. I'm dead already. There's no But you do get bands like In sync or backstreet boys like when they get together and they go back on tour There are a lot of people who are excited. I think it's the relevancy thing that really got it for me because my favorite band Ever in the history of ever That's not Jay Rody was in the business corn a band that people would know corn right seeing them live

30 times they sell out everywhere they go No one's talking about fucking Corn just a list just a few guys that no one fucking cares to hear their opinion on Last summer Mary Beth wanted to go see Corn and I just had no interest in it. Oh, Corn's awesome. Are they? Oh yeah.

I've always had you scheduled a Mary Beth to go see Corn. Let's go see Corn. Me and Mary Beth, Corn cost her. All right. I'll say, I will fucking go. I've always said that if you put, you go to Kitsbop, let's see if you want.

Hey, I saw them. I've seen some children's shows. If you put Nelson Mandela, Mother Teresa, and Martin Luther King in a car, and you took him on a mile trip and you just played corn, they would beat the shit. The first person they'd walk up on when they get out of that. Yeah. That's how corn gets in the market. Oh, yeah, the first person they get out of that car, they're fucking clocking them,

I'm not gonna, they won't even, but I'd say you know where. Maybe I mean, if that's the case, I haven't given corn enough of a chance I think we listen to all it's a pressure Twenty years old Help a person who beeps at you You don't turn quick enough you're getting out of that car if you're listening or anybody. I'm just going to drop by and they're like, ever since they leave last year. Marijuana. Just for information six, we're last rolling stone album 2016.

Last Garth Brook album is 2020. Last core album 2022. All right. So Garth Brooks and Corn, if you're here in this, get together. Set the world on fire. Take Taylor Swift down. Yeah. You've already fucked it up.

If we want to get Taylor Swift tickets, she's not going to fucking hook us up. We ran a wrestling show that was outside on the night that she had a show in Nashville and I heckled on a microphone, all the people walking by. They're not about shit in real life, they're only terrorists on line. Lovely people though, don't. Oh, so you were saying shit to them

and they were ignoring you? They did not, they didn't care. Some of them waved and like. Come to the wrestling show. Oh no, I was, as they walked by, I was just like, I know you don't care about us. Go to your Taylor Swift concert. I'm fun.

I'm like, hey, lady in the sun dress. Not you guy in the yellow shirt. Just playing to the crowd trying to get people to walk. Cause that's a free show downtown. I was trying to like, it's like a carnival park and trying to get people. 100% yeah. Yeah.

It works. So this is what you do. You promote wrestling shows. You used to be a wrestler, but then you fucked up your back or something like that right? I fucked up my back and then I got in shape Like the best shape of my life that I'm not in right now. You don't say Well, I should also preface that 262 pounds best shape of my life But it's you can physically It feels different to have 30 pounds off of you.

So I feel good to be in shape. I don't know why I can't maintain it. But I feel free. Yeah, I was telling him on the way back to, and I have a new, a new, a whole new set of teeth that I went down to Mexico and gotten. I'm able to eat a lot of it. Let's, yeah, let's not bury that. I want to hear that story too.

I want to ask for it too. So quick, quick, quick, I went to wrestling school and I made really good friends and like all of the wrestlers were like, we will make a special spot for you to be a manager. You never have to take what are called bumps. No one ever hits you. It's like a thing that doesn't exist. And I'm gonna have,

why did they shield you? Because of my back. I took a, I was training and I took what's called a shoulder tackle. And if I do my own thing, if I throw myself backwards and I hit took a, I was, I was training and I took what's called a shoulder tackle. And if I do my own thing, if I throw myself backwards and I hit the ground, I'm good. I can do it on this floor right now and I would be fine because I'm in control of my own body.

I know where to hit and displace. It's when people are hitting me and I go sort of off track. I have a fused spinal cord right above my ass. So I can... Is this because of your wrestling? No, this was the work in construction. So why did you want to become a wrestler with a fused spine?

Shoot along like the only thing my dad ever gave me was a black eye and a love for professional wrestling and I sort of succeeded in life. So you ignored the health hazards? Yeah, 100%. And then I took the shoulder tackle thing and for the first time in my life, my wonderful wife, who never gives me shit about- She gave you the shoulder tackle thing and for the first time in my life My wonderful wife who never gives me shit about she gave you the shoulder anything. No, that would that's That's an amazing question now so

She looked at me like a way that I like I don't think she's like she was scared and frustrated and like we went through Like she would have to drag me to the bathroom because my back was broken for 10 years. And then healthcare happened, they did it. She weighs like fucking 80 pounds. How is she dragging you anywhere? She can get you a, why don't you get a bed pan? Wheelchair. Well, I mean, the bathroom's not that important. Just cause of the cat, like a cat.

Right, but it's so dragging you, you know, I would have been like, well, I couldn't stand up. Yeah, like if I'm saying to Marybeth, drag me to the bathroom, it's not happening. Here's a bed pan. Yeah, I'm I'm saying to Mary Beth, drag me to the bathroom. It's not happening. Here's a fact. Yeah, I'm like, I'm like, that's like a dead body.

So like she would, like I would have to, she would pick me up off the floor and like, weakened it, burnies me. Could she have to do like, clean up too?

No, that just could. I was down. I could wipe her. So I would lock up in like, another people at home can't see, but in like a half a fetal position. Like I would go to bend down or I would lock up in like another people at home can't see but in like a half a fetal position Like I would go to bend down or I would sneeze and The two discs in my back were completely like exploded so my whole body would lock up and at first it was like a day

And two years in it became a week five years in I would I could be down a month and That's why I stopped working and she had to go get a job, because I couldn't physically move. Didn't you have to get a doctor's note to go to become a wrestler, don't you? Fuck no, dude. It's 10 a six. I feel like you know those.

Why would the wrestling federation approve of you without that physical? So there's only athletic commissions in certain states, and those athletic commissions are wonderful people. Alabama athletic commission, you're great. They emailed me two days ago. So athletic commissions for wrestling. I always talk. I guess they're saying that they just rubber stamp you.

So I got a message that said we know you're going to run a thing. You have to give us money. It's like in certain states, it's like the mafia. In Japan, the Yakuza has, like they run a lot of the wrestling, but in a lot of the territory, like the thing that you saw with all the glass and the blood and the barb, anybody can do that. You don't need anything special in most of the states. You just need to own a wrestling ring and have a place for it to happen. That's like that's it. So then you can start promoting yes Do you remember the episode of the sopranos when they ran a wrestling?

Federation apparently the sopranos dude. Yeah, it's like the mafia. Oh, yeah, that I don't recall Strip clubs that kind of stuff well you could if you wanted to I pay all my taxes I'm fine talking about this shit. It's the other skilmbags. No, do it You could easily wander money through pro wrestling. It would be, it's like a furniture store. Like it's like you don't have to, it's all cash sales. Are you giving away trade secrets here?

No, fuck, I'm an asshole. So I lose money on these shows because I do. It's a shit, I'm honest. The government's like we can, we don't get worried about this guy. It's true, I mean, it'll actually save on my other taxes. I'm hoping to make money in the future, but a lot of these places don't pay everyone.

They do what's called work for an opportunity. And even if it's $10 or $20, I pay everyone that wrestles, everyone. And that shit adds up. And then you have to pay a venue. And there's just, I have to pay a guy to fucking record the thing, because I can't record it and edit it.

And it's hard I have to pay a guy to fucking record the thing because I can't record it and edit it and like and it's it's it's hard and it's stressful But to answer your question dipping back to the same thing I Don't I love my wife and kids more than anything, but there's nothing else other than them that is even fucking comparable to how much I love wrestling I grew up in Memphis. I would I would stand outside for hours to get into the studio, right? And it's the one thing that I knew I would never be able to do. And I got in shape, and I fucking did it. And now I have really good friends all over the country in this business who are willing

to work for me. And I've got top workers and we're putting on good shows. I just need people to come out. This will be our fourth show coming up. But you don't actively wrestle anymore, though. No, you're. What's going on your shit? It's opposite. Teller Swift concerts. So the plan was we actually had we was a two-show day, but it's called a bought show for that one. That's the only show I made money on because someone gave me a budget. They paid me a certain amount to have that show. If I make a thousand dollars

worth of people coming in, I'll break even. It's just we're right at 700, 800 dollars and I just have to eat a couple hundred to get it going. No, nothing successful is easy and nothing easy is successful. Now do you have a line where like do you do the, do you do the things where you jump off like like dangerous heights or do you take the like bulbs and smash them on people's head or that Turkish. No, but what happened in situations where I agreed to do that. It happened once it was gonna be an Alabama and it was an opportunity to work with like my favorite wrestler And they said are you willing to take a light tube and I was like like Yeah, whatever loud you got hit with a light. No, so the commissioner of Alabama wonderful people They showed up that night and you're not allowed to do a blood spot unless you give them 30 days notice And he usually doesn't show up so So they want you to have blood drawn.

Oh, I would have been, so essentially, what would have happened is they would have hit me with it and then they would have taken the jagged edge and just poked a little hole right here in my forehead and it would have bled everywhere. I probably would have taken a couple aspirin before. The answer to blood out. You would have did it.

But that's not the wrestling you grew up, I don't know. I've never, oh yeah, Memphis wrestling's not the wrestling you grew up. I've never. Oh, yeah, Memphis, wrestling's fucking I do not not what you watch. No, it wouldn't be that that's WWE. That's up north. Oh, okay, Memphis wrestling was monsters and fire and Jerry Loller and Andy Kaufman. The cablosters. So Jerry Loller literally brought a box out and went there as a monster in there. And it sat there the whole day, Channel 5 studio wrestling. they did it in the new studio with the weatherman as the commentator. And at the end of the fucking show, Frankenstein's monster walked out of the fucking box. He

did Freddie Krueger. He did fucking the, what's the mass dude from? Wow, wow, that's what fucking IP over there. It wasn't a, it wasn't like really a thing yet. You could just do whatever you wanted to. It was essentially the farm league for the Bob Backland stuff, right? But it was all from Jerry Lawler's perverted, sick mind, but it was awesome, the wrestling side of it. So it was like entertainment.

So if a woman had her face disfigured by the Mexican cartel and was forced to wear a mask in order to preserve her identity, would you let her wrestle for you? I don't know, is she good at wrestling? That's a real thing, right? Yeah, we watched her. That could be the whole...

Is she a lucha, though, or is she just wearing like a... That could be... That could be the character she... We were told that she had her face disfigured by the... Well, yeah, some people are really good at this thing we do, and they keep what's called K-Fabe. Every so often, I'll see something that happens and I'll text my buddy and I'm like,

hey man, is this real? And he's like, I don't know, but I don't think so. And we do this. It's people, like what's called working, they're working you. They'll do things that will make you think, even though you know it's real, you'll go, like if you and Tom fucking pretended

to have a fist fight, right? And you didn't tell anyone that it wasn't real. Almost happened tonight. Exactly. That's the last question on my mind. Yes, that's the last question. If you didn't tell anyone that it wasn't real, everyone would know that you and Tom fist fall.

So that, it happens. You're playing with it because you don't wanna be too ham, you're too not, but the more important question Do I do the dangerous stuff? I never have because that was training and I said I'll never do it again to my wife This was about a year and a half two years ago really got into heavy managing worked a lot I stopped doing that. I wanted to be a promoter and I only work as a manager in matches with this tag team called the Carnies who are popular.

They're on WWE Network Ring of Honor, all these places, right? They've been around forever. One of them is my wrestling trainer. And the other one was retired for a bit. I brought them back. I only come back for that. I'm getting actually terrified because I'm terrified of this moment that's going to happen. One of them got hurt and we are the champions of like a

really popular place and they were like will you do one match and only one match to lose these titles it's very important. So in like five days I'm gonna have my first wrestling match ever. Oh you right in five days from today. Yeah. By the time I started this I think'll either be paralyzed or good to go. All I have to do is take one, I'm gonna work like the shitheele gimmick I'm gonna hide, I'm gonna roll out of the range. Will this be televised?

Yeah, it'll be on fight TV. I'm on, you can see a lot of the stuff I do. Is it on YouTube? Is that available on Fubu? Yes, there's a lot of the stuff I do is on YouTube too. It's called New South Pro Wrestling. And you're going to get a wrestle, you're going to get back in the ring after how many years of not wrestling.

And this will be a while before this comes out or no. It could be five days, right? Oh, it's going to be a while. Yes, so it could be next weekend though. Could be. Then let's hold off because I don't want to make it. No, I don't want to make it. I don't want to make no money. I don't know. Hold off.

All right. How long is it can hold off until it won't come out with in the next five days? All right. Of course it's you lie. It'd be lazy for once. So essentially what's going to happen is I'm going to fuck on the um right. I'm going to throw powder. I'm going to grab headlocks when they're down all this that they're never going to touch

me the whole time. What kind of pattern until the the end, baby pattern. Although I did see a guy use the funnel cake powder once and he couldn't fucking breathe and his whole head like candy, like a candy pecan, it was fucking him. Is it baby pattern dangerous? Cause it's like, he gives you cancer and everything.

Yeah, I saw commercials. They banned. They pro wrestling. I'm pretty sure. He was a little baby. I'm gonna be dead way before the cancer. It's hanging. I mean, so I don't know if you know what a stone-cold stunner is. So essentially, I really hope whoever's listening fucking loves wrestling. I can't

take it. There's at least two of them. So I'm gonna I'm gonna essentially have to lean forward and then jump back as high as I can and land on my back. Easy. Why though? Why you just land on my back. Easy. Why though? Why you just land on your front? It says, we'll do that. That's the money maker. Yeah, but your back is already injured though.

But it's only the lower back where I'm going to hit is literally between these shoulder blades and when I do, I'm going to have a lot of money. How much money are you getting for this? Probably 75 to 100 dollars. And you could, but you could do serious damage to your back, right? No, not the way it's structured. No, it's always possible. I take the, yeah, well, yes.

If I truth it, if he doesn't do it, he's not going to get hurt, but he's got to do it. He got to do it. There's, there's a lot of things that can go wrong, but not on the bump. It's the running and the dipping and the duck. What's your wrestling name? Maxwell.

That's it, Maxwell. Some people call me Max. Some people call me Mr. Stuff. Have you considered Maxwellington? Yeah, Maxwellington, I suppose. After that, maybe, how fun. Like, you are a British secret agent who comes to America.

Now, everybody knows what the fuck he's talking about. Listen to Goofside up and be clear. Yeah, I'm like, I'm desperately trying not to talk about that at all, because I don't know when this is coming out, but yes, Max Wellington, talking about living dangerously though, to Segway. And so you went down to Mexico to have some surgery done, right? Yes.

Now, have you heard the horror stories? And I'm sure you must have, and were you a little worried though, that you know know going south of the border People literally just got kidnapped Within the past couple months. Yeah, when he was down there. I texted him because I heard people got kidnapped and I got worried about him Well, no that's I'm not weaving. We've been doing so much about kidnapping. I'm worried about like just The kidnapping so yes The that was one thing I was super concerned about.

Okay, I just, I got you a man without fear or two. Oh, no, no, I did a lot of research. No, I was a man without options. Literally, 18,000, three weeks in Cancun, two trips. One of the flights was first class, because there's Konia fucking set. Did you say 18,000? 18,000 total for both truth for the for for 10 implants and these are

conias for so just in America just the teeth that I got on the second trip back, just the teeth 43,000. Why are they doing this just surgery in like tourist cities like because they're in the Perros teeth because they perros teeth. Exactly what you said, right? What? When you Google is Mexico safe,

you're going to find a lot of things that say yes here, here and here, and then you're going to find out they have what's called hotels zones. And when you actually get there, you'll find out that the military is literally everywhere

just holding assault rights. Cartel, she is away from the cancun hotel zone. But I was terrified that I was going to get subpar implants and I was like, yes, absolutely. But I did a lot of research and I found this one place and they had a lot of people who had traveled from America and I went to actual profiles and like they were. So you were able to look up the doctors who worked on you? Yes.

They're actually online. Yes, they look up the doctors who worked on you. Yes. Yeah, they're actually they're actually online Yes, they answered the phone. They talk to you They'll hook you up like it's and it's like how'd you find them? Oh Just Google I was up late one night And just depressed because I don't think anyone listening who has bad teeth or teeth that hurt It's fucking sucks, man. You don't want people you never smile I realized in the in the process because she kept saying smile so they could test the line for teeth that hurt. It's fucking sucks, man. You don't want people, you never smile. I realized in the process, because she kept saying smile, so they could test the line.

Dude, I have no muscles in this part of my face, because I haven't smiled in 20 fucking years. I don't know how to smile. I just learned how to do that. Like that's insane. So I'd Hulk music, Q. I've never learned how to smile. I was limited to eating mush.

The man who couldn't smile. I was like, the quality never learned how to smile. I was limited to eating mush and the man who couldn't smile. Like, the quality of life needed to happen. And it was a $250,000 upgrade in America. And it was an $18,000 upgrade in Mexico. I rolled my D6, came up six. They're fucking cleaner, nicer, and more efficient than any dentist I've ever been to in Mississippi.

By lane. Yes. Actually, trial angle. They had a lady that was specifically spoke Tennessee. Well, there was a lady specifically for English speakers. There was a lady specifically for like German. Well, they speak a ton of languages. And that motherfucker was full of the whole time I was there. The biggest thing that terrified me to death was I had to go under anesthesia. Oh, God. And I'm like, fuck me, dude. Mexican anesthesia.

Mm-hmm. Best anesthesia I ever got, bro. Everything about it was better than here. How is anesthesia better in Mexico? So, when I got my anesthesia for my back surgery and for my And when I got my anesthesia for my back surgery and for my wisdom teeth surgery, the anesthesiologist didn't explain anything. They were just like lean back. We're gonna have you count to 10 in a bit. And they're just like rolling in. I like, they went through everything with me.

And they're like, are you comfortable with everything we're doing? In America, there are real assholes about showing you or giving you your X-rays. They were like, you don't want these. You're gonna want these for later. In case you go somewhere else. Look like They're amazing. I'm gonna fucking fly back and get all of my maintenance done and I could probably afford that in America I just kind of want to go see my girl Gabby at the desk.

Dentics can, can, not even a sponsor. They're fucking awesome. Go get your teeth fixed if you can. Curator, being a super fan, does it bother you that you're now part of one of the worst top 10 episodes of all time Do you know what's cutting I'm gonna have to do What is your top 10 episodes T.S.D. I mean, take your own included. It's generally gonna be game show episodes I'm always a fan of games show Come on, let's give us just real quick. Give us a top 10 Top 10 Top 10

Top 10 Top 10 Do you know what we're talking about? Nobody else does I don't know either That's an inside joke Number 10 I don't know that I could do him in order, but it have to be stuff like bicentennial battle.

200 pot Olympics. Okay. Sorry, pot wars. Oh, okay. Uh, what is off? Then there's classics. Uh, 16, the one live from Branford was awesome. Making haze, take up like seven.

These are all fucking, these are like, this is the fucking same thing that Taylor Swift is gonna face. Oh shit, sorry. Nobody wants, nobody Taylor Swift is going to face. Oh shit. Sorry. What do he wants? They don't care about the new shit. And single digits. 2012. Let me look at what the most recent. Maybe you're saying, you know, we're talking about Taylor Swift changing and the fans taste shifting. Like as a objective person, listening to tell him Steve Dave. with changing and the fans' taste shifting.

As an objective person, listening to Tellum Steve Dave, I saw just recently somebody's like, oh, I wish we could get an episode where like, Brise, Ride and Dennis and Walt's losing his shit like that kind of stuff. Do you find that the show doesn't have the bite at you still? What are we doing wrong? No, I mean, honestly, just the other day the uh... uh... which one was it the jimmy the hair guy episode where you guys did the you don't mean the flowers

and for some of the hardest i've laughed to tell him to even like a freaking decade so it's the youth we got to bring the youth and no i don't know if it was you know i think i know that's all burn writing for the flower so perfect that's so like you're on the Coltsley Daveable and it was so fucking funny. That was a strong episode. Oh, we were down on the way up here Yeah, I mean you guys couldn't probably didn't see the the fig action you couldn't see it. Yeah, we were listening I promise you there was no visual aid needed

Yeah, a girl I know watched the video and she was like, none of those guys know how to get pussy. I know. The whole, but at once I locked Ming in, and he agreed to do it. And he said, I'm gonna have an Isle Comics tattoo. And he laughed and he was like, I'm all for it,

whatever you want to do. The first thing, the very first game I was like, he has to do is Sunday stud because I just wanted to see the, I wanted to have on camera him performing on a fig. I just thought it would be some of the most unforgettable images that most people would see. Yeah. I was really, I was so proud of that. It was a good one. He brings a lot of that. Jimi's awesome. That only main enthusiasm where it's like, I don't give a shit that get him enthusiasm

where it's like, I'll put on this fucking like, he brings the me get to the top way of to show my twig and berries to the Patreon. I don't think is more like lack of self-worth. Yeah, yeah. I would say that. He's just like, I just hate myself so sure I'll be fine. I don't ever want anybody to think though that like Jimmy is being coerced into getting

bad tattoos because he had bad tattoos. He had a thousand bad tattoos before we met him. He had a thousand tattoos. He was an externe. He wanted his idea. That's not it. His idea. Get this.

What he came to me, I told him, no, we're not doing that. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

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Yes, it was he wanted to do some sort of barber shop take on you. I worked at like Jay, like the LeBron James thing on HBO. Yeah, he wants to do some sort of take on that. Some TSD version of that. And I was like, no, that's so lame. Suddenly Bonnetheads takes a distant. I'm gonna see for worst episode ever. I'm just blaming it's full of of mega super stars who I am.

I'm Julian. So not Jimmy the haircut. I fuck with Jimmy the hair guy hard. I like that dude. I love his energy. I've only met him once but you talk to him and you're like, who is this fucking entity that is in front of me? And you're just happier when he leaves?

You know, I mean, you just get an inch you get he gives us a little bit of injection of Exuberance and wide-eyed Exuberance because he's not used to it. He's not jaded by it yet But him be also terrified is funny, but I also don't want to say that like He's getting bad tattoos like because like he just wants he's got really fucking shitty tattoos. Someone told me he's got like fucking like criminals on his fucking body. Don Vito.

Yeah. I'm like, so he's about to tattoo his. Is that Ben Margera's uncle or something? I mean, he's a trotter. He has a trotter. Yeah. He's only got a new tattoo on him. Yeah.

He probably got a... Oh, I thought you were talking about that Mike a Ming tattoo Do you know do you get it? Get it No, he's gonna get it. There's literally 35 people who get it What else we go, and so yes, so but As somebody who has been there from the beginning though What what what if you being honest what's one thing you could be like you know what I miss or what you should bring back Rather than being negative be like we shouldn't do this. What's something you wish that we like, you know what, I miss or what you should bring back, rather than being negative,

be like, well, you shouldn't do this. What's something you wish that we were doing that we're not? That's tough. Bring back Johnny Schram. Yeah, Johnny Schram. That's literally number one. What is, is all right,

what's the thing that you're like, boy, that was okay, but I really wish this happened or whatever it is. It's tough because it the only thing that works as things you guys are interested in so bringing something back that you're not wanting to do right now wouldn't make sense. Like I said though I mean for me the biggest thing I always liked was game shows where you're the host of and you're absolutely berating everybody for being stupid. And I feel like that hasn't happened in a while. The like the the nightmare Steve Harvey who just hates everybody on the show.

Yeah, like when we did the Patreon episode with the 70 stuff was it, what was it? Not met was it match? No, not match. Oh, no, Taddle Tails. Taddle Tails. And Frank and Mary Beth, I think we're like a little bit lit and we'll take you guys are drinking Somebody gives an answer and it's so ridiculously dumb well just can't help but burst out laughing Yeah, he's not good at hiding his disdain for your stupid

Do you think it is you'd be like 10%? Oh my God, I'm old, would you? 10%. 10%. All right, so it's, you know what? It's good to hear, though. Is if the curator gives us a thumbs up, fuck everyone up. It's all we need.

Yeah. All right, bro, why don't you say more me undies or something? Like I'm right here. Ha, ha, ha. The fuck, is that he's like, I just want you guys ha ha ha. You're basically Twitter right now. I'm here for you, Reddett. I'm gonna get him. Is that Twitter now?

Is Twitter like nice to everybody? They're overly nice, I believe. Unless you're Elon Musk and then they're not a fan. But I get weird love on Twitter for things that you shouldn't be praising someone for it's just like normal things are like I could I could I feel like I could tweet out man I thought I fucked up got drunk fell down the stairs broke mom and

They like no one would be like well why are you drinking walking down the stage? Just be like fuck those stairs man. That's sort of the level of Twitter right now. I feel like Twitter is more people Talking directly to the person like the show like you guys versus reddit is them talking to each other about you about you Yeah, so Twitter is gonna be a little bit more positive because this generally people interacting directly with you versus reddit It's let's all get together and talk about those guys. I just want to make you feel good about is that what they're doing? I don't I don't go to our reddit. Is that what they're doing. I don't know where I read it. Is that what they're doing?

I don't know. I don't go to your Reddit anymore either. Especially not after you drop this motherfucker. I'm not even sure. I'm not fucking check the internet. You better get in here, some teeth work done in Cancun with that when we drop this. Yeah.

Get some good fucking. I'll tell you what, I'm gonna grab a pink killer. You know, what's that, what you call it? Yeah, it's these are good anesthesia. Get some good anesthesia, good Mexican anesthesia. You can do that in Mexico, even if they, if you don't have a prescription, you just keep walking to different pharmacies

and eventually one of them will go cash and you'll go, see, and they're like, what, anything? Even that stuff that Michael Jackson was taking? Open up. Yeah, anything. Really? Anything. And you're not worried about that kind of shady?

Well, no, because I didn't buy any of it. I know, but you should be a text next time you go down the next day. I know the exact pharmacies you can do. And I mean, if you're into weed or cocaine, just walk by a taxi driver on one of the thing I was shooting a thing for a thing and I'm talking to like the people who watch that thing and I'm like this this And he like I'm like him. I'm out here can kin like an American asshole holding my phone and a guy walks behind

Go and I'm literally fucking video recording and you can tell on video recording and he goes, Migo, Migo, he stops me, he goes, weed, cocaine, and I was like, ah, I don't go to his and Migo, and he walked on. And I was like, well, that's going to be a good video. And it was. Yeah. You cannot, I mean, I guess getting stuff from a pharmacy is okay, but you can't get shit off the street anymore. Everything is fucking fentanyl in it.

Yeah, you can't trust the shit they're selling. You're in the pharmacy. It's definitely fentanyl. At the pharmacy? In Mexico, 100%. Anything under the, wait a minute, you just fucking torpedoed. You're like, no, no, no, no.

I thought it was great. So, yeah, so he was like, no, they have the real stuff because they're a real pharmacy. But all the time tourists come in and go, can I buy Xanax, for example? And 90% of those pharmacies will say no, because you can't. You have to have a doctor's prescription.

Not that hard to get it. There's a doctor next to most pharmacies. You just gotta pay like 50 bucks. If you don't wanna pay 50 bucks, every time you wanna go to the doctor, you pay like 30 bucks to the lady who sells illegal narcotics out of her pharmacy. And what they do is they sell the real shit to people with prescriptions because that stuff gets checked. And then they sell the bullshit fentanyl pressed Xanax that has Xanax pressed on it to people like me who come into the pharmacy saying morphing

or like Brian, I guess, because I didn't do that. Fucking loser. Yeah, it's good that I think it's good I wasn't visiting Mexico in those days. I would have stocked up, you know. But how'd you've gotten it back though? Uh, it was actually easier back then. You ain't getting it back now.

Would you have explored the cavity? Uh, I doubt it. I probably would have put it in a bag or a wallet. And swallowed it. Yeah, some blues. I would have swallowed like 80 blues of heroin. All for personal use. I don't really write up there.

Really? I mean, is that what you did? Uh, have I before now, I mean when I was in drugs What do they call it and tuck in or pocketing or what what are they calling you put in your book? I mean prison walligan prison wallet plugging plug-in yeah, I brought in a plug That was I gotta see I want to allegedly I gotta say when we played hockey Years and years and years ago, which would have been the first time I met you. I was so long ago.

It's like 15 years in Frankfurt. And no, it wasn't even Frankfurt. No, I was, I didn't meet you the first Frankfurt. It was like a couple of weeks after, it's insane that I drove up. We played a some hockey or a roll or some ring. Was it, was it eaten town we were at? I don't know.

Who ever met on? Whoever the fucking silent Bob stand in was, he like played Goli for that place. So we would go there because no one, no one knew about it. And we could just record out to where it was. No, not at all. My point being that like when I started talking to Maxwell, it came up that he, I guess you had just gotten out of jail and that I immediately was interested in him. I'm like, what did you do?

Are you there? How was it? And that's how I started talking to Maxwell. And then if you remember, he was like, he was just started doing that podcast and he had done an episode about, I think it was your wife selling her panties. I heard, yeah, we listened to it in the car coming back from the second brand for it. Yeah, that changed my life forever, like no shit. The course of my life wherever it was going, you listening to that stupid fucking thing that I've made with Tabitha my wife changed everything. Like my whole life went this way. I chased a new dream. Good way or bad way.

Oh, dude, I'm so happy right now. Like I'm good. Yeah, right. Dude, I'm doing everything I ever wanted to do in life, right? And because of us, you know us. I'm like, you know what I'm doing everything I ever wanted to do in life, right? And because of us. You owe us. And I was like, you know, in the studios. Yes, like because of my whole life,

all I wanted to do was like make things and be creative and entertain. And I was always told not to or don't do that, go do a different thing. And when the meundees thing happened, and I was writing things and people liked them, I went, well, fuck, maybe I'm not terrible. And that's literally what gave me the confidence to go to college, which I graduated from. Yeah. He's like a rock.

This guy is something else. He's going to school. He's in degrees. He's set up wrestling. Shit. He's got kids and a wife. But back to, but don't want to lose that one. Is it like overstep that?

Let's get, let's definitely hear about that But sure show baby, but the thing that interest me was the you said you had pocketed before How do you prepare for that? Like how do you mentally say yourself? Okay, I'm gonna do this and then get it there because I went to the doctor the other day And I was and I was told I could have the finger but or but I was he was confident enough in my my results that we could wait till next year and I was like let's let's put that off to next year. I had a finger up my ass before. Uh, sexually. So I knew roughly what it was going to feel like.

Yeah, but it's isn't that it's not. Take it in yourself. It's literally not in a situation. There's like a little hump in there. And if you get it over that hump, it'll sit there and take a shit. It's like a little, no way you can have it. It's the same. Well, I mean, I'm not saying that you should go home and pocket.

We know you're asked. Clearly, you're not a fan of me at like a city smoker. I'm just saying that somewhere right now, there's somebody. Maybe in this room. It's not in this state. As soon as I leave curators, let's just stay in theory. I'm not going to because I don't have to take fucking weed home. It's like taking sand to the desert. Um, are you, how much weed do you smoke a day? Probably like 75% less since I came back from Mexico. Is it legal in Tennessee now? Fuck no.

Oh, so you got a, you got a, yeah. And John, John, John, John. And that has a little bit to do with it. But I spent two weeks down there by myself and it's just like this ocean air and shit, right? And I came home and I smoked weed for the first time and I looked at my wife and I thought that is fucking poison like it feels like fire in my throat. Curator you deal with the devil's lettuce? No, no.

I'm sorry to say well I'm more sober than you. I've never drank never smoked never done any of that in my whole life. Ever. You eat fucking sandwiches though you guys. Why do you think you stayed away from what what what caused you to be so Why you such a fucking strong moral statute man I prefer that person Why are you so willing to march to your own drummer? Much like me. Particularly, but... Me and you. Me and you curator. Yeah. And it's okay for this day.

Me and you and Father Lance. And the Buffer and Boys. I mean, it would be a combination of just being completely unsusceptible to influence. And I just... I love that! I know you do. Oh! I heard that. I know you do. Oh, I heard that.

I gave you the erection. I don't want to do anything that would alter my mind. I'm very in my head person, so I'm not a fan of the idea. And as far as alcohol, I've never held stress throughout my whole life. You know, I never have a stressful guy. No, I've never. You ever worry about that, though? It's not normal to not have any stress. The biggest stress that I don't have.

I don't really want stress. You're never, okay, do you ever wonder why you don't, you don't ever have stress because that is not normal. No, I'm just good at compartmentalizing and understanding that things that happen in the past are in the past. I can work my way through it and not hold on. So you have, you so you don't suffer from guilt? No, that's sociopathic.

Yeah, man, you're fucked up. I'm not saying I'm not sociopathic, no. Now you know why he knows all that fucking shit. I don't generally suffer from like guilt or regret. That's not really the thing. I don't feel guilt to you. Wow. Do you suffer from anything?

How do you feel about vegans? I need somebody that's like you. What is your what about your wife? Does she have the same mindset? Because that would be difficult, I think, to live with somebody who's going so even killed. It was basically a Vulcan. It's Sunday Jeff over here. Like always. Like, like, that's. I mean she's not the same way. She's an average normal Being yeah, she's emotional normal human. I was tell her you that it's like things like driving in the car I don't get road rage. I maybe honk my horn once a year. What if you have a fucking douchebag in your blind spot? Yeah, man. No fuck is that.

Yeah. What is wrong with you? I love you, but you gotta stop doing that. It's only for like a couple seconds. My favorite thing is you guys ask why, and he's just no answer. Why? The little like goes on it.

Hey, man, sometimes everybody don't need to know what you're thinking. How you're thinking it? How's your wife got that? I've learned that, yeah. Just take a second. How's your wife gotten frustrated, though, Everybody don't need to know what what you're thinking right now. Thank you Has your wife gotten frustrated though with with someone who is so emotionally keel. I mean sure occasionally do you show excitement? Sure, how do you show it? Are you excited right now My nostrils flared I am My not for a slam What's gonna hear others nose right now?

Get that calibr That's interesting, right? I'm not the same way we mean I'm not different What do you mean? What do you mean? Oh no. Oh man. I give me a lot different that you're either. I spend one second. He's like, I really like to live in my own mind. If I were one second, I'm in my own mind. This is where the God, get me some fucking weight or something.

I don't want to be there. So let me guess, you enjoy a lot of alone time, like, because I do. I enjoy like having my own time and thinking and like really like that's when I get most of my shit done is like I gotta be alone. Do you feel the same way? Yeah, I mean you don't mind going to like lunch by yourself. No, everybody. You prefer it. I don't know that I prefer it, but I definitely don't feel like I should do my life. I don't want movies by myself as great. Yeah, I don't want that either. I mean, Marv has a listen to this,

so she's not gonna get mad at it. But like, my favorite time of the day is past 10 o'clock. She goes to sleep. I don't know, walk away from the microphone. How do you know she's not gonna hear this? Because she doesn't listen. Okay, you just have a chance it could pop up while you're in the car and you're listening

and she hears, because I'm gonna put it in the clips for sure. These two are about to go to Melbourne to ignore everybody else. No, I have a hard time listening to podcasts on speakers. Cause for the last 15 years, I've done thousands of hours in earbuds. And so we're coming up driving

and it's so weird to me listening to the car. It really is, yeah. It's not the same experience. Yeah, it's just different. I don't driving and it's so weird to me listening to the car. It really is. Yeah. It's not the same experience. Yeah, it's just different. I don't know. It's weird. But no, I don't listen to the car or anything. So I wish you lived around here, man.

I think it would be you'd be you'd be to have your own show like Jimmy air guy. Just do things to see what kind of rise. I wish to the I can stress out the cure handle all of the tech stuff because I really can We wish that too. We got a guy who fuck it just constantly throws it back like he doesn't want the responsibility You know like you're you listen to it too. I want three years What because yeah, cuz I'm he fucking hearing on whining and you guys aren't so right? You didn't do anything to fix the wine though though. I tried, I tried 10 different things.

All you did was add in more wine. Yeah. Thank you. That was a set up. So you're a good with tech, too? Yeah, definitely. Yeah. What do you think we're doing wrong?

Yeah, why'd you jump on it, man? That was Rupert's fault. I mean, I would have to do a deep dive into it all. You're out. Can you? You're fucking politician, just answer the question? Can we afford a second office coach? Where do you live? Two office coaches.

I'm willing to give up a couple bucks. It's only like a 13 hour drive. It would be kind of a long commute. You can commute? Yeah, be a long commute. We're probably only going to give you like maybe six hours notice too, because Q's constantly like, okay, now we can do it. We're probably only gonna give you like maybe six hours notice too, because Q's constantly like, okay, now we can do it. Wow.

Well, all right, guys. Thanks for coming. You live in Tennessee as well? No, George. It's about the same drive though. No, so he drove down the three and a half hours to just snag me. And then we did about 14 with the little traffic. And then we're gonna do the 14 back.

And when we get back and I'm home and like, fuck that sucked, he still has to do another three and a half back. He's a vulcan man. Dude, that's a dude, I'm scared. He's like, he's like, fuck. I'm gonna ask him, like, do you wanna roll up with me? I was 99% sure he would say no, because even though we get along and we've done a lot of things

before and we talk a lot, he's not the kind of guy to put him in a, himself in a position where he's in a car with anyone, even if he likes him, definitely not in a hotel room. Like, he's a solo, yolo kind of kid, but he's special. I've like, I got a lot of love for that dude. He's, he's special. I got to say, Curator, I was a little disappointed you were coming up because I thought Maxwell would bring his wife, she could come over to the house, maybe me and Maxwell do a little soft, soft, swapping. This kind of shit.

Don't throw that off yet. I hear already suggested this, and I said, fine, I'll fuck him, but. We'll see if we can get some flight credits together. So you want to win, just where like, you just dropped everything to take a road trip with Maxwell to Jersey? Yeah, that's the best thing.

You got time at work, You can just get off. I mean, I only take one day. So sure. And it's gotten to the point. How long you guys been on the road? Well, we must say how the fuck does you only take one day, bro? We're going to be going like six. Yeah, but I already get the fourth off. So I only take the first off and I get the whole weekend. Yeah. In a wife was like, she was okay. But you just like dropping everything on a holiday.

Yeah. It's very Frank Fivish, you know, just stop the holiday and just come to. Yeah, it's also a good point at work when I say I'm gonna take off to go up to Jersey. Like, oh, you're gonna see the podcast again. Like, yeah. They know this and they understand. Are you the most productive worker at work? Yeah, I know it. It's easily the fucking best office coach I ever had.

Oh, man. Easily the second best. Well, you know it. He knows he would be. Yeah, you know, he knows he would be. We all know he would be. That's where I fit in. That's exactly where I fit in. He's gonna studio when we play.

We can't, we can't move for him. He's got to move for us. Yeah, what you feel about you and your wife, you move up to Jersey. Do you want to house down there? Oh, yeah. All right, are you willing to pay five times as much for a house? And remember that two dogs are your bosses. Yeah, they have to have say over you. You're not allowed to send a couch if they're already up there.

Nine one, I'm stressed out now. I'm stressed out now. I'm worried. But thank you, guys. I'm glad you guys came up. This was awesome. We had a great D&D episode before this. One of my favorite ones. So much fun. It was so much fun that thing, right?

You put the nut in it. I get I understand why people online get mad. Sometimes when I'm on and I dominate this thing, because much like me with wrestling, there are people who listen to this show that this is their happy play. stand while people online get mad sometimes when I'm on and I dominate this thing because much like me with wrestling, there are people who listen to this show that this is their happy place. They're fucking life sucks or whatever. And this is the time that they jump out of their brain. And for an hour and a half, whatever, like that's the place that I'm talking about. I mean, I would imagine that this is therapy for you. I love it. I love it. You

sit down, right? Um, so I understand that when they say I ruined this thing for them, I get it because they just want to hear you. You're already predicting. And well, I know, I know some people aren't going to like it, but like, I think it has to, I definitely have to participate in it for it to be a thing. If I don't like shirt back at them, they don't care as much and that's pretty much the route I'm gonna take. I enjoy these things so much. They're like sticks and stones. Life

blood, right? Like I look back and I can't even believe it's been 15 years. It feels like like a whisper. Um, fuck dude, you guys are like seven of my top 10 fucking life moments, man. Like I live for this shit. So seven. How do we get up to like get up to those eight, nine or so I have my wife. You go, I think you would say seven of the top 10. Not necessarily. I don't want all 10 slots.

That's the only way that's what we got kids. That's always shoot for board. He's got kids. what I'm doing. I'm not telling you what I'm doing. I'm not telling you what I'm doing. I'm not telling you what I'm doing. I'm not telling you what I'm doing. I'm not telling you what I'm doing. I'm not telling you what I'm doing. I'm not telling you what I'm doing. I'm not telling you what I'm doing. I'm not telling you what I'm doing.

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Kind of general or Maxwell, it gives me a problem. I like that, I don't just cut it all out. Yeah, it's all coming out. Coming out. No, no, it's like negative energy makes me bad mojo, a worse person, and it fucking rubs off on my kids if you're really just that evil. Yeah, like that sort of thing. Yes, and I just want with great power comes great repulsing responsibility You're fucking a tired cliched. Hey, what do you got about killing with kindness?

You got anything about legacy No, all right, bitch All right, all right Maxwell. Thanks for the apology I want to apologize to everyone listening out there for all this pussy ass feel good bullshit Although I also do want to apologize to tell her Swift Yes, and Maxwell's opinions do not reflect me curator and and get him. Yeah, we're gonna get Mark Taylor Swift forever Taste with all the way to tell him Steve Dave Taste with it all the way.

Tell him, Steve Dave.