Tell Em Steve-Dave - #565: TESD’s Life of Bryan

Episode Date: July 25, 2023

Q rocks out, Bry gets ‘free’ soup, Maribeth’s Onlyfans, is Fat Boy Summer in peril, Troy weighs in on the Gilgo Beach killer.

He wants to be able to be to hone the internet when they're saying like get him your fucking For the size of the cup they give me, I was like, never again. I'm only doing nip slips, or I'm only doing see-through. The next thing you know, they're like, how'd you know? I'm Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tellum Steve Dave. I'm here with the Wild, Wollion, wonderful Walt Flanagan. Hello.

One is hair out. Looks like hippie.anagan. Hello. One is hair out. Look at that hippie. Be cute. Hello. Not looking so hippie-ish. Tired, sore. Been pumping iron. Yeah, pumping a little iron, man.

Getting back into fighting shape. Do you have a goal in mind? Like weight wise or muscle wise? No, not really. I just got, it's been, you know, I took a few months off of caring about anything. All right. And, you know, now it's, of course, pool season. Mm-hmm.

So the results of that are laid bare. Right. Your neighbor started a petition. Yeah, I'm starting to get complaints from nearby helicopter pilots. Is there such a thing as too many muscles? Would there be a point where you or somebody else might be like, you know, what, you're good, you don't need to keep like gaining more muscle, like, you know, you get to the other point where you're like, you can't put your arms down fully to your

side. Like, have you seen Ethan Supley? No. Oh, dude. Yeah. Ethan is like muscle, it doesn't even look like him anymore. Like, you know, from a, but basically a blob to like, like this guy, you know, that you're explaining, you can't, little lovers aren't, like, not from a, but basically a blob to like, like, this guy, the other year, he's explaining, yeah, can't, little lovers aren't, like, he's massive.

And you're not, like, you can't, like, your neck is like, traps. Oh, is there a, could you get that big or I'm not, I don't know, there's any danger of that. No, but they would you want to be like, no, I would not want to keep up that lifestyle to wear a tear on your right. On your skeletal system. I don't think that for me to do that, I would have any fun. Like, I know they go to enjoy it. Even the payoff, I don't like that.

But you men, you'd be taking that shirt off, fucking left and right, right? Because your work is your work and so hard on it. Every sport you show you did. People like birth pressure. It has to People like birth pressure. Yeah, I feel like birth. Yeah. Because what's the point then, right?

Yeah. If you're gonna put all that work in, you gotta get that shirt off. Yeah, every opportunity. Go to the beach, go wherever you gotta go to do it. Yeah. Although like, for me, it's like, I'm sure at my age and when I'm coming from, like it would have all like

stretch marks and say, you get the problem. That's the problem, yeah. I was talking about, like it would have all like stretch marks and say, it's the problem. I was talking about the yesterday to Sunday Jeff felt like when I got into like my peak physical shape back when I was engaged in shit. And I'm like, I think I'm gonna get a mommy makeover, I think I'm gonna tell me to. And it was 12 grand in COVID hit. And so it combined to me. And then I got fat again. So I'm clipped into the money.

I'm like, couldn't you go you go and I needed all that skin? Couldn't you go south of the border and maybe get a better price? Maybe yeah, I mean Maxwell went to south of the border got all his teeth done. Did he? Yeah and Very inexpensive well eating grand but inexpensive compared to like what it would have been here Okay, we got to stay hang out and alcapoco for two. You know what? No, it's answer your question. No, I would not.

So what about, um, let's say you, let's say you did like Sony who does a lot of it. Could they cover it up with those marks with tattoos? I don't know. Uh, I don't know. That's a good question. Yeah, I would just say the stretch marks were tattoos. I wonder if you like covered yourself up with a lot of ink. I wonder if it would show up.

It's got a help camouflage for sure. Yeah, show off that. This is Ethan before and after. And then just. Yeah, that's impressive, but I'm talking even bigger than that though. I'm talking like, yeah. Like, yeah. I mean talking. Like, going in? Yeah.

I mean, it would be worth talking about it. That is, that's working out right every day. Well, that's why I put the Piscopo. He got consumed with working out and he didn't care about being funny as much. So he sort of like, yeah, faltered and there is, you know, I know we sonny Mac did it really well. Oh my God. He you know, I know we sunny Mac did it really well. Oh my god He was fucking I mean For the comedy, man, put on 50 pounds and then got jacked. It was pretty funny

Yeah, he did a whole season like fat That's only did was eat and hang out and do nothing. He gave himself like diabetes But I have to must be said office looks great guys. I Office looks great. I was thinking the same thing and I almost did a wanna mention because I'm like it looks so nice They did so what a job We can I want my nice and cold My tea's deep down Airport Plaza shirt just to show like that. I love him. I went home when I was talking to Mary Beth about I'm like I wish we never said anything. I felt so bad. I felt so bad after. I wanted to hold

him in rock him. I don't even care where the extension court is anymore. I just want that to be okay. Where's that extension court? I love so much. It's not the same office anymore. But what was it like the garbage can is empty? No dust? No wonder you're too tired to talk. That's why you don't want to be like, I know why he's off mic. I could read him like a fucking, oh yeah.

Cause his dad was here? No. Because he wants to be able to be to bone the internet when they're saying, like, get him your fucking breathing too loud on TSD. That's why he's on on. Cause he wants to be able to say, I wasn't on

Mike the entire episode. I enjoy point the fingers somewhere else. I enjoy how he's pointing people. If I write? By not doing something he shouldn't be doing. So if you're saying it's not you get him. Alright. Possibly. If you were Cooper, you Cooper, woman too. So how long did it take to whip the office into the beautiful shape that it's in right now? I don't think it took much at all. No, okay. Yeah. Wow. Damn. It's a real difference. It's looking great. It is looking great. It's looking great. Looks great, guys. Maybe we could paint the window on the wall, you know? See now he's not on my

Q now Q sort of like misled us well He made us think that it was him and Brett Michaels and they were best buddies and they're hanging out and it's just those two. And then I see the pictures and it's like every Joker and existence is on stage with them. What was with that? Well, Sal and Gatto were in Pittsburgh. Oh, so they just happened to be there because Steve Burnley was in Kentucky. They were there for a charity event. Okay. And then they're flight to come home. They were supposed to come. Anyway, They fly got delayed. They ended up being able to go to the show in Pittsburgh. So then me and Murray made the one in PNC. Yeah. Oh, that's where you were. PNC. I mean, Murray.

That's right. I thought you I thought that's where you're going. But my I wasn't making my flight. I I was supposed to land at Newark at 3 p.m. I was supposed to land at Newark at 3pm coming from the wedding and it was, uh, Flight got delayed so much like, Basel was just get land and run to the, Right. To the venue type thing. I almost didn't go. Really? I was like, the fucking man I've been sitting in there for five hours. Like, I don't want to go.

I just lived with some weights. Yeah, and I was like, I don't, and then, and then, you know, the spread Michael's man, you can't let him down. I don't want to be the guy that lets him down. And he's too nice. He's too positive. Is he nice? Oh my God, dude.

Yeah, he's like, like, one of those guys that you're like, how is he, how is he been a person this nice? Well, is it easy to be nice when things have got, like, you got the looks, you got the talent, you got the career, you got the money, you got it all. It wasn't always, didn't he have a brain surgery? He had brain surgery. He's had some health issues over the years and he's died and he's like severely diabetic All right, well happy to hear that I will say this man the Jersey crowd love him

They were their PNC was rocking. It was pretty good. So the perfect crowd that I picture my mind would be 40, it's 40,000, 40-year-old women just going crazy. They're reverting back to their 20-year-old selves. Not that many. I mean, the PNC doesn't hold 40,000, but yeah, it was full. It was back. The long seats were packed and it was that That was a big that was the they were the They were the band that I think a lot of girls like because they were in dangerous. They were all cute right? Well, they all look like other girls

Man, they were they they were had a little scuzz to them too They they weren't like clean cut They they put in my right back in the day. They were pretty as hell, dude. No, no, I know that but like they they they they're they got up to Shenanigans and stuff like what do you mean by kind of shenanigans, you know like songs about Drugs, oh yeah, of course, I mean, talking to me every time you know, but a good time, yeah. And yeah, they got up to, you know, they had a few band breakups here and there, some fighting and stuff. So yeah.

But I mean, it was this, it was, it was, it was, it was handsome metal, yeah. Yeah, I'll give you a wasn't like, like, smiley crew, but, you know, they had edge to them. Well, it was, it's not like motorhead. Oh, it's like like even motley crew Like they they got out to the women though the women came out to see them as opposed to like Metallica You know most chicks were not like we're not like running and and and To go see Metallica that's often as they were they want to go see probably

We've got to go see warrant any anybody that look like a real handsome yeah you know dude leading the like winger he's a beautiful man yeah you think Metallica's not handsome enough who's the handsome guy Metallica at the top I think that field I know you've got a crush on that feel I know I want to see me love a guy he's got the best voice in probably metal in my He is good. Although he does a little too much for my T-shirt like that huh? Every fucking five seconds I guess There's the

Wow in the song I'm like what's going on? I Just wanted to shit. I have poser shit. I have no notes on the talika man. No, no, no, not one not one thing you could be that one thing you'd like I just wish they'd had done this you heard saying anger I love saying anger I love the obscure shit nobody else. I really like saying much right in the family you with your daughter Yeah, I mean, I don't think look look, there's some even Tom Petty, like my favorite of all time, there's some albums

that I listen to more than others, but I still adore those albums. I was in a big fan of HardWired, though. HardWired, even the black album, it's got silver plate, it's got overplay. It got overplay. Black albums, one of the best albums ever. I guess as a poser.

Kill my own. I was the best albums ever I guess as a poser I was the best metallic I'm not gonna I'm not hit or you're like this softer Just for all I like better Justice for all is pretty good. Yeah No, I I down on ride the lightning I'm with it. I'm with you. Those are early albums are great But like people ride the black album down and I'm like they shouldn't No, it's just too great. I don't think it's bad

I think it's overplayed to the part where like said, but true. I'm not listening to I'm just like I'm skip I love it too much too many times. Maybe enter Sandman. I feel It was a video Diana's Entrance team so I heard a lot. Yeah, I got. I got to admit, I got to admit you, Brian. That song is fucking played out. Like, if I never hear Enter Sam in again, I'm pretty good. I'll be okay.

I'll, I'll be able to, like, muster on. I don't know if I'm going to tell it to. All right. Yeah. Like, ban it from your set. And maybe I'll go see you. You should have, you should have sensibly tweet them. No, they're coming.

They're going to be here soon. Are they? They're playing, uh, they, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no You didn't get to bring your American musical guitar with you. It turned out it was just like too much. It was too much in the planning. You were ready. Well, the problem is, you told me. We say things on the show and then I forget about them. They said, I don't walk away. And then I'm getting emails about the guitar. And I'm literally like, I'm not upset.

I'm really like, guys, I don't know what we're talking about here. And but the email comes and it's full, chock full of information. What, I don't know anything we're talking about here and but the email comes and it's full chock full of information. Well, I don't know anything about this. What happened? Yes, I remember you're going to bring the guitar on stage, right? Yeah, and then just the email started coming in that were like very official. From who?

American musical. Yeah, and they're great. I'm not saying anything about them, but like I'm sure they were excited and they were trying to make it happen, but I didn't know anybody anybody was talking about because I forgot what I had said and then you know But then and they're right then I'm wrong to do it But they're like hey, we want to get in there. I want to take some pictures of you that with the guitar and stuff like that And once we got into that I was like look man. I it's not my show. I can't you know I can't call a friend be like hey, man if they're

Can I bring a camera crew and stuff? You know what I mean? I'm like I just can't call a friend and be like, hey man, is there a kipel? Can I bring a camera crew and stuff? You know what I mean? I'm like, I just can't do it. I don't know. So I was like, I was like, look, I don't want to, if they start, if they started making it, he actually emailed that back. Yeah. Well, because I don't want to be a dick to him, because we're trying to do a nice thing for us. Yeah, I think there was just like, they heard it, they got really excited understandably, and we're like, we'll make this happen by the 15th and I don't think they told Mary Beth though

Like because she never mentioned it when I said hey, you know American musical is really excited about this But I think he doesn't he feels he doesn't have the juice to to get to get this I'm hammered through and all these people right I could bring the guitar in with me right right He's never gonna stop me from doing that, but like yeah, I don't really want to I mean look also he would say Yes, there would be no issues doing it right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right So what have been ready for you? I'll look if they send it. I'll use it in something. Yeah. Yeah, I won't go to waste We'll do something. I mean, it's very sweet of them. I don't I don't want to yeah, I don't want to add all make it seem like they're being a pain The answer I think it was ants and can't be a pain in the ass Walt my Turn my self

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free chips. That was part of it. He wasn't the the fucking player that he is today, me neither. And so we would go there, cheap chips, cheap lunch, all that stuff. So I like the chips too. The chips are great. Then crispy. So Mary Beth and I go, I like their soup and salad. We'll go there like maybe once a week or so. So the other day we went and I got a soup to go as I normally do. Like because it's bottomless soups all but okay, can I get another soup and then put it into the thing. And this is the same place that we used to go with, I know you. Right over and over. Yep. Yes, these waitresses are not unfamiliar with me. So the first time it's a girl named Ashley and she puts a soup in a thing and I'm like,

all right, you know, because I like, I love the soup. So I'm going to bring home and eat it. A couple more times. She's like, yeah, go ahead and here you go. And now is this something that isn't presented to all customers like you can endless soup and you can even take it home. Endless soup is for all customers taking an extra bowl home, not for all customers, maybe for preferred customers you can tip away. Okay. So the other day we get a waitress and I pull the same

deal, you know, I'm like, hey, can I do this? And she's like, oh yeah, sure, sure. Well, after she does it, I'm like, I can't believe this fucking great man. I'm free soup to go home. She goes. It's not free And I'm like, what do you mean? Because she always pays the bill. I never pay the bill She always like use that little thing on the She Marybeth. Okay. Yeah, like she might actually no, I wish Ashley no, no I wish I'm sorry She pays for my wife have on her So she goes no she charged you and I go what she charged me

And she goes they always charge you I was blown away. I couldn't believe she betrayed me on that level. I go they charge me every single time she goes It's just the getting the free soup. It seemed to make you so happy. Oh, why would she reveal it? Yeah. Why would she reveal it? Why would she use that opportunity? Accidentally, well, maybe accidentally. I don't know. Told me that it was $6 a bowl today. And I was like, you fucking kidding me for the size of the cup. They gave me. I was

like, never again. I almost fucking had to strike chilies from my list of restaurants, but then I was like, you know what, now I'm the one who I thought my charm and my extra tip was carrying me. Not at all. You throw it on that tip and? Oh, you better believe it. Yeah.

You know? Yeah. So they charge you for the initial soup, the charge for the initial soup. And then another full soup. Then another full soup purchase, which is not even as much soup as you get in that bowl. Wow, that is low, man. Right. Yeah, yeah times are tough though For chilies for for all read for all you know eating establishments. It's not it's not I'm sorry You're worrying about chilies and come more than mine

Fuck chilies they could afford to give me a free bowl even if I was once in a while But like every time like they let me to believe all these women They're all lying to me leading me to believe him getting free soup and it's not the case at all Well did they ever tell you you were getting free soup? No, they did not this the waitresses did but although Mary Beth did leave me to believe That the soup was right. Well that she was doing to make you happy right. Yeah, or make yourself happy not have to hear about it Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's all that you should in actually they comp the whole dinner. Yeah, that way We haven't paid a dime since we've got big going there all these years

She should have told me but then I was like I felt so pathetic when I was like nothing makes me happy I'm like free soup me that Let's see like free soup made me happy And then you took it away from me. So now I'm not happy about anything again You know, well, why don't you go back? Yeah Okay, I make a spectacle myself. Yes, no, no, no, but it but in a way that they're not expecting right you just don't leave Until you almost have to be like, airlifted out. airlifted out because you drank so much bottomless soup.

You're basically almost poisoning yourself. Right. Scott, I mean, a strong weekend from your eyes. There's the MS show front. They're like, I don't know if he's gonna make it. This is gonna happen to him. I see a guy. What happened to him? I just don't make out with him. This blood type is chicken noodle.

I couldn't believe it. It was like you. Right, Sunday Jeff is the house. Yeah. Glad to hear that. We're recording some Patreon content after this regular edition of TSD. Okay, great, great. We're gonna be here to the wee hours of the morning. Yeah. Yeah. I got it.

Alright. Just hearing this now. It's about to take you. It's Sunday's like the, yeah, like I'm getting up at like six in the morning. So like when we started six, my brain is already tired, but we'll do it right Sunday. Not get out. We'll do it. Yeah. Fuck get out. Yeah, fuck yeah. But that's what I would do.

I would go there and I would make a statement, you know, like don't never forget Brian Johnson as he fucking devours every ball was soup in the place and like depletes them of soup for a week. Oh yeah. Nobody is soup except for me. I'm happy. You're mother fucker. That town. Why is that guy except for me. I'm happy with motherfucking town. Like why is that guy smiling?

Oh you know what? You and Gidem go. Yeah? You want to double up on him? And then you guys get a photo on the wall. Do not serve these two ever again. Like we pass bad checks or something. Let's keep you chileys.

Get a menu. You guys would run that fucking franchise out. Yeah, and because once that's your leases out of soup, I know another one on Routey, Routey Tina. Yeah, that one. Hey, and it was been known to fuck a get in the car and travel to every place that's giving away free food.

He doesn't mind driving. No, he will go for a hundred mile radius. I could be a patriot of video. I see it as much soup as possible. Oh, my God. This I gotta get your pin. I could be a patreon video. I see it as much soup as possible This I got to get your pin. I'm pretty sure I know what your opinion is gonna be well, but Q yeah, so I have a wife and she Is considering doing a photo shoot with her friend Zia. I'll give Zia a little shout out Zia underscore land

She has she does all kinds of streaming, game streaming, that kind of stuff, but she also has an only fans. Oh, right. Mary Beth wants to do an only fan set with her. Like a sexy? Not only sexy. Boo, breviewing. Okay.

And it's not like the first time it was talked about. How strong is my marriage? Strong is mine. So I'm you. Yeah, you're just basically your baby. All right. Well, I will do nothing below the belt. Why? Showing her.

Why? What's it? Then boobs? Not just seems so much more intimate. Can you tell me why it's different? I would love to know why it's different. I can't say for sure. I just feel like it's different. That's acceptable. It's honest. I don't know why. It just seems so much more private and intimate and to tell you the truth, the way only fans

girls go, it'll be a month before she's fucking doing it anyway. I'm only doing nip slips or I'm only doing see-through. The next thing you know, they're like, I'm just going nip slips or I'm only doing see-through the next thing you know they're like Not see it she doesn't do it by the lot of the girls Go into porn. Well, I mean we're due pornographic. It is a different between playboy and hustler Like one somebody was spreading legs and you know It's the only difference is a couple centimeters. Iettlement is count. A lot. Do you like it? So yeah.

Plus, you also has this hideous app index on me, Scar. I don't want people seeing, because I settle for imperfection. Oh, yeah. Well, Photoshop that out. Oh, yeah. That idea.

You don't have to, nobody should have to see that. Photoshop a video. Oh, you're right. I don't know. Actually, most of them are photos. I don't. Are they having a pillow? They do. What do they do? Hope so. He was talking about coming over and using the pool for a set. That kind of stuff, you know, at the house. Yeah. Hot tub. I was like, I was like, do a power wash. Please could do a carpentry set that you should go. You're trying to get me to fix up your house.

do a carpentry set that you should go to trying to get me to fix up your house. I don't know, man, like I probably, I probably, well, you're in the public eye. I'm not really nearly as in the public eye, but I'm trying to put myself in your thing. If there was the age difference that, that if, if there was that age difference, I think I'd be more inclined to do it to do it. Cause what is the point of having because what is the point of having? What is the point of having a high young wife? You're not gonna show her even not gonna Yeah, possibly it's an extension of me

Pro Magnum it is so like Fred Flintstone Well, it could be worth no, I think She's not fucking doing that like you know It's like, any given day Fred would be like, would think it's great. And then, then by the end of the episode, he would realize, you know, how he was wrong for pimping out Wilma, or what, you know, to be like, just because she wants to go into the quarry next day and like walk a little fucking strut a little taller Yeah, I'm gonna check out a belief it But then everybody's seen Wilma's dead

Yeah, but I've been here the biggest deal. I feel like 99% of the women out there their boobs are on the fucking internet like you can't fucking go on the internet without seeing boobs So like what's one more set? Yeah, well, what are they doing in the photos? I think they're gonna do like a German beer girl. Scat type thing? Yes, skateboard. I forget German. It's in solo. Salov, solo. I mean, yeah, I guess I would kind of be, but it's just my if if it was a girlfriend, I would I wouldn't even have a second thought. Right. Do we have something about wife makes me rethink it. It made me think about that. What are your parents like you? I don't think they care. I don't think they care.

Obviously not. Oh, you mean, fishes with me? I think, like, you know, just like, fishin' on a turd or something. Like, yeah, I mean, they have to let her respawn. Maybe like, you know, she knows that she's gonna do whatever she wants, whether they want or not. Right, right, yeah, that's true too.

But what, because, I mean, you can cut this out of necessary, but I recall back in the day, you and another girl you were dating, you would tell me you were posting photos online. Right. Those were anonymous photos. Oh, that didn't have a face or anything. Right, but I remember the big controversy the time was some of the reaction you got was not positive.

Oh, I told her to expect that. I was like, people will, I mean, people, when they go after Zia, they're like you're going the hell you're do you know your piece of shit You're a slut. You're this you know like there are a certain segment of people who are unhappy about yeah Naked girls on the internet. I guess But then they probably don't listen to this podcast I don't think so I can't imagine that yeah, they seem like real God fearing I remember your girl at the time having heard feelings about it because some of the reviews that came in weren't as glowing as you would have liked. Somebody again, somebody at look beneath the belt, you know, I posted some pictures beneath the belt and the funny is comment by far was I feel sorry for your mom.

You remember that? I don't remember that for the second one, but yeah, that comment cried. I just remember hurt feelings. But what does she get out of it though? Very bad. Yeah, I think she just wants to do it. But what does she get out of it though? Uh, probably people admiring her or looking at her.

She's kind of into that. Remember I told you a while back, she always wanted to be the blackjack that you play with the the female dealer, electronic dealer. She's like, when we first started going to, she was like, I always wanted to do that. I would love to do that. So I think there's something about, probably low self esteem, maybe, I don't know. Whatever the case.

Does a friend have fun? Like her friend is like, this is fun. I know she likes it. She's probably, I mean, is it the only way you have fun as if you're getting paid enough to do it? Yeah, very, Zia gets paid. She's gotten mayor bet then? I don't know.

I'm like, I have a couple bucks, or maybe she launches her own channel Okay, yeah, now that gives her her start But is that what you want to deal with? Not really yeah, you know, but well it depends how much money is coming. That's a good point That's a good point. You know some of these girls make buck tons of money. Yeah Yeah, but I think those are probably the I mean Hundreds of thousands some of them just for showing just for showing

booze, maybe showing their, but everything. Everything. Some girls don't even show anything. Like some girls just show their feet and like they'll make a bundle. Yeah. Some girls will just do like bent over cleavage and they make a bundle. It's like because there's something for everybody. Like I'm not into feet, but this get not get them, but this guy next to me is. So like, that's good for him. I'm not, again, I'm not really into like below the belt in pictures. I like boobs. Stop fucking trying to chime in. You didn't want to fucking Mike.

Now you have to sit there and take it. Yeah. Yeah, you couldn't even see, you know, he's into appendectomy scars too. Oh, really? Yeah, let me tell you something. You have a complete physical contact inside too. Ooh, a sleeper on the side too. She went under surgery.

Yeah. Didn't hurt. Yeah, so I told her, I told her I was like, I'm not going to spearhead this, I'm not going to lead the charge on it. That's something you want to do. You talked to me. How would you guys do that, though? Oh, I would talk to Zee, and I'd be like, hey, this is what she wants to do.

Like I would set it all up, you know, but she has from the beer. When you're beer launch, she still has her German girl outfits. So she said we don't even have to invest money in Yeah, start up costs of covered. Yeah. Zero cost of me. That's what I like. Should we? I mean, could we start a Talm Steve-Dave only fans with us? Well, yeah, anybody who wants only fans only dirty or it's like you can go. No, no, no, no, no, Talm Steve Dave Only fans with us? Well, yeah, does anybody who wants to? Is Only fans only dirty or it's like you can go? No, you said I'm gonna know. No, No, No, No, No. No, No, No, No that that calendar. The fat boy summer.

Fat boy summer calendar. Yeah, maybe maybe maybe it's only fans. Tom dropped out of fat boy summer. Why is wife said he couldn't do it? No, he got poison ivy. He did. I say I like that shit. Get him into poison ivy too. Oh yeah. He's into the blamish. He's into blamish. Double whammy. Tom. Look at those red blisters. Oh yeah.

Until they start moving. How did he get to play? He's not even. Uh, being outside. Just doing stuff. That's the worst man. I had four years on my junk. It was horrible.

How? I remember you saying that. Well, you're not bearing a fucking squirrel. Yeah. Oh, I didn't know this. do you remember you saying that? Well, you're not burying a fucking squirrel. Yeah. Oh, I didn't know this. Did you mention this on TSD?

Yeah, it we talked about it. Yeah. And you got it from burying a squirrel? We were laughing at it. Why are you nude? No, I wasn't. I was. Well, it's just part of the religion.

That's what we have to do. No, it was it was burying the squirrel. And then, but then I got into yard work after that a little bit And came back inside and I just peed before I washed my hands and Covered So what you take you put your hands all over your thing to pee Well, you know you pull it out you cradle you do a little cradle. Okay, so it doesn't dip into the water And then you Okay, so it doesn't dip into the water and then you

Maybe yeah I Confused I had it there once oh Yeah, it was fun. Not fun. I imagine new had to go to a doctor. I didn't even know it was it was sumac wasn't even ivy So it was a different type of So yeah, and then I was I think that's first time like. So it was a different type of, so yeah. And then I was, I think that was the first time, like since probably I was a baby, I had to show myself to a doctor in that area,

the only fans area. So you say your only fans. Sorry. All right. Yeah, and he looked at it like a millisecond. It's like it's poison sumac, you'll be all right. Yeah. Two weeks. I think I'm immune to poison ivy. I've never millisecond. It's like it's poison sumac, you'll be all right. Yeah. Two weeks.

I think I'm immune to poison. I've never gotten it on this. I've touched it. That in cold sores. I never get cold sores. Yeah. It's the only thing I got going for me, ladies. I don't get poison ivy and I don't get cold sores.

It's pretty good. Every seven years your body changes though. Oh yeah? So what am I at? So 749, so fuck dude,. Oh, year away. Yeah, everything could change. Give me a cold sword ridden, poison ivy laden. They won't even know where to fucking put the spoon. You'll be so fucking unrecognizable. Yeah. Pop if you like. You know, attraction.

Mary Beth also wanted me to dress down the landscaper. She wanted me to go Karen on them because like they, they mow the lawn. Yeah. And they ran over one of Norm's toys so like the stuffing went everywhere. Oh yeah. That happens.

You know, you're gonna run over and do that. Oh yeah. Funny if Sox and Cooper shit has been destroyed, but it's our fault we always take it as like. Of course. Yeah, we gotta move it. But here was her problem. He didn't pick up the stuffing and just throw it in the garbage, just left it in the yard,

so it was like stuffing everywhere. And I was like, I can't disagree. He probably should have just gotten off the fucking mower and thrown it in the garbage. But if you think, I'm gonna approach these guys with this guy, it's because it's Pat O'Neill. We've known him our whole lives almost. And God's back.

And I'll tell you what, God forbid you get on the wrong side because they ain't coming back. And then Joe tried to get a landscaper to come up and when you need some. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you need to get on the mat. They're with a lawnmower. Yeah, exactly. So it's easier for me to have her pick up the stuff.

But then I got to deal with it. Yeah, I was like, there's no way I'm going to carry on these guys. Fuck that. Yeah, I never like, there's no way I'm going to carry it on these guys. Fuck that. Yeah, you know, I never go to carry it on the guys anyway. You just like, hey man, you know, you're trying to be cool about it. My pool boy won't even come back. Why?

I don't know. I think I insulted him with an offer that was too low, which I didn't think it was low, but you know, it's like they kind of like bailed on me when I needed him the most with like, fit getting the pool ready and fixing the chemicals. Let me tell you, dead planning it would be fucking proud of me. I got these chemicals down, son. Clear, crystal clear, it looks great, nice and warm. You're using it all the time.

All the time. Yeah. Sage uses it constantly. It's going on with that golf cart. Golf cart got sold. You sold it? Sold it to Darren, yeah. Darren bought it because he wanted to bring it down

to the campground that they have a little cabin or something. So he got it on it? Yeah, all it took was like pouring water into the batteries. We had like six batteries. Yeah. And then you pour water into them, this distilled water, and then they started right up. It had get up and go.

Oh, cool. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it was good. Wait, was I just talking about? I forget. Only fans. Yeah, what, it was good Wait, what was I just talking about? Only fans What was your final oh my pool boy? Yeah, what was your final judgment on me? It's like I It's always safer

Not to do something then to do something right, but what's the harm? I feel like Danny DeVito and oh, he's sunny a little a little bit Remember he's like he's like I'm getting he's, I don't know how much longer I'm gonna last. These last couple of years I want to get real weird with it. Yeah. That's kind of like, I mean, it's not really that weird for her to be on OnlyFans. That really doesn't have anything to do with me. Sure.

But I'm like, it's something I can appreciate because it's different. And go for it. Yeah. But it's just like, I wouldn't judge you. No? Or her. I'd be like, all right, that's what they're doing. You asked me for a link, I bet. Is it free? It's free to you. That one then yeah.

Well, there you go. Well, you want the link? No. Only if it's downstairs. I got you. Only if it's in an only fan's view. I can't promise that I'll at least get to happen. But if it does, you're the first guy on my list. Uh, yeah. Pull boy. Uh my list. Yeah, pull boy. They left me in a lurch, and then he was texting me. He's like, hey, he need a landscape and done a landscape and done it. I'm like, yeah, I could use some weeds,

pulled, and some help me move some shit. I still have that thing you gave me in the goddamn garage, because there's nobody that's strong enough down here. Oh, shit, really? Yeah, so I have to get that down there. I was like, cool, we'll finally get that downstairs. And that is heavy. Oh, my God. That's quality furniture, my friends. Yeah, you could tell, cool, finally get that downstairs. And um, that is heavy. He, oh my god, that's quality furniture.

My friends, yeah, you could tell that that's no, that's not Ikea shit. Um, so he's like, do you want to let landscape and so I'm like, okay, and he goes, all right, get together. What you want done and I'll give you an estimate. And I'm like, I can't, it's just like a job shit. It's pulling weeds. It's like, I can't tell you how long it's going to take you to pull weeds. I can't tell you how long it's going to you to pull weeds I can't tell you how long it's gonna help take it to help me carry that shit downstairs

So I was like as opposed to like an estimate and a flat price I was like I googled it Landscapes get paid 1734 an hour. I said how about I give you 20 bucks an hour and that's tax-free Which means it's probably 25 for them? Never heard back. Never heard back. How are you fucking heard back? I'm like, is kids 20 years old? I'm like, what are you, where are you working? Well, if he's 20 years old, anything could have distracted him. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. He seemed conscientious. And now, not conscientious. Now I'm pulling wheat. Maybe if you give him 20 hours an hour and a link to the only fans, like a free link, maybe then. Yeah. I guess.

But do you want a 20 year old pool boy at your house. Oh Being like, oh, maybe she'll come out. Yeah He takes the shirt off. Oh, good shape the pool boy. Uh, he's just like a regular shape. I think he's like not fat like me Yeah, I never worry about never seen an out of shape pool boy. No, I don't think they make them Yeah, I'm not really I'm not it's just one of those things that will probably come back to play me, but I'm just not concerned with younger guys with her. Yeah. Yeah, she seems to have an eye for the gray. Yeah, she does.

Yeah, so what other gray beard has she shown an interest in? She said she's always dated older guys, and then, but not older than me. But has she seen, has she seen like, like, like, is there a certain actor like that, like she'll show a little bit like, she thinks I'm good. I'm not good at it. I'm not good at it. I'm not good at it. I'm not good at it.

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But she's never like really named anybody or anything like that. Yeah. I'll go home and grill her. Yeah, find out you're at the bottom of it. Only so. You want to suck George Burns' cock? Okay. Goodnight, great to you. Yeah. of it. Only so. You want to suck George Burns' cock.

Goodnight, great evening. Yeah, I mean, it's look, it's, it's, you know, it's certainly good for this show if she does. Oh, definitely. Like, you know, only content can come out of this. Let's see, I got a, I got to text Troy real fast. He's at work, but I was hoping, I was hoping he would be able to come on for a minute because they caught the Gilgo Beach killer. They did. Or as far as they believe they killed him. Get him at a good point. There's been so many suspects up to this point that to say, oh, he's definitely the guy

now. It's like, yeah, but you said these other guys were definitely the guy. I mean, they seem really sure. They seem really sure. And it seems like it's been a long time Since they figured out it was him and then they start watching him So what was the thing like what like he just how many because I've heard different numbers He just on Long Island. He just he just called escorts then kill them then

Then chop their body up and distribute it. I've heard of this the gill goes I was talking to it's a long Island. I've never heard of this. The gilgo beach. I was talking to it's a long island. I was talking to Troy about like, why? Oh God, excuse me. Why does this guy not get? Oh my God, I can't drink carbonated shit. Why does this guy not get the play and the attention that another serial killer might get?

You know how many how many of what's this body count? I think it's technically it's only four it could be more But there may be no news 12. He's 12. Yeah, they're not they're now they're trying to nail them on the first four people the guild Go for how long has he been active? Well, they're not sure if he killed anybody before them, but late 2010 is when the poor parents were discovered. I had heard that he used the victim's phones to call their family and like mock them and like explain what and describe what he did to him and stuff like that. I mean, he took a real fucking piece of work. That's a cool motherfucker.

Right. And it's weird. He had a burner phone, but it's like he kept it for a long time. I thought the idea of a burner phone was like, you used a couple days, maybe, and then you toss it. He used a burner phone to meet up with three of the four victims. He was also linked to one of the cell phones on a surveillance video that showed him purchasing the device at a store in Midtown Manhattan.

And I'm like, okay, how are they not able to figure this out before? Like, why did it take 13 years to figure this out? Storing gently in the corner over there. Leaf going up in the his wife was traveling out of state during the murders of one, two, three, the four girls. That's the person I'm interested in. Two of the burner cell phones were used extensively between 2021 and 2023 to contact sex workers

and massage parlors. There's a whole bunch of shit on here. You can look it up if you want. Independently, but he seems pretty fucking, like a pretty crummy guy. Yeah, you think? I think. Shoes, isn't he like six something? He's a pretty crummy guy. Yeah. Yeah, he's a big guy. Shoes, isn't he like six something?

He's a big guy, yeah. You want to hear all the things that Troy said that I share with the skill-go-beach killer. He's a big guy. This is what Troy says. Residing in a crooked house, check. Special needs, kid, check. Eats pizza. I thought that was a stretch.

That was a stretch. Had a life-sized doll of a child in the home check worked in midtown Manhattan. Whoa, whoa, whoa, explain that though for listeners. You're talking about a hard doll. He's about Chuckie. Yeah, he's talking about like a neck of Chuckie. Yeah, like a mass produced doll, not like a, not like a doll that you fashioned out of. Right. Not like a dead pillow. And Yeah. Yeah.

The bookbugs are for ice. Yeah. Not like a dead pillow. Pillows and... Yeah, yeah. You're gonna put buttons on for ice. Yeah, one of those Tiffany and Chucky. Tiffany and Chucky, yeah. Yeah, okay. Something that is in every Spencer across the country. Right, yeah, okay. And then he said likes to chat up prostitutes.

Check. Hashtag pray for Mary Beth. One of you have a chat up of a prostitute. When I watched her shoot up heroin. Oh, well, true. Yeah, yeah. I thought she was just a stripper. No, she does a prostitute as well.

Okay, no judgements here. Nah, fuck it, man. Sex workers are, you know, sex positive. Oh, you guys can put on your headphones if you want. Oh, Tristan. What's up, bloody? Hey, how's it going? These guys are putting their headphones on.

Give me just a second. OK, so I'm here with Walt and Q. Let's go on, guys. Hey, Troy, hey. Troy, everyone. And so we're just talking about the Gilgobie killer, Long Island killer who, you said it's about 20 minutes from your house?

Yeah, about that. OK, so my question to Troy was, how hard is the ribbing from his cop buddies if it turns out that I'm the Gilgobie killer? Yeah, but like I told you, from my cop buddies, probably bring your hearts, where I won't be, I'm not gonna hear shit from anybody else, just everybody else who knows you

has access to the same information I had. Yeah, they're not homicide detectives now. Yeah. That's true, that's true, but like I was telling you, I'm actually the same, the same information I had. Yeah, they're not homicide detectives now. Yeah. That's true, that's true. But like I was telling you, when you go down the checklist of this guy and you, I read your checklist, yeah. I read your checklist of everybody.

I wanted to be all agreed that eating pizza was maybe not the strongest evidence. Yeah, that was a bit of a stretch. Just the other thing you have a short fuse. The DA is not going to use that to try to nail them right the pizza Well, no the pizza is what they got is DNA from oh So they got to use it. Yeah Yeah, so

Apparently from from what I read they were on to this guy for like over a year So they were doing observation on him and they wanted DNA sample So I guess them and hadn't that time is workplace. They saw him buy pizza and eat it and we need to start it and they collected it sample. So I guess in Manhattan, that's why I was workplace. They saw my pizza and eat it. And we needed to start it and they collected it to swallow it for DNA. Now, I believe that the delay in identifying him was because the DNA they collected from the crime scene way back when the advancements in DNA typing

hadn't come as far as they have now. So like my to-contrial DNA was in the thing back then. So with what they can do now, they were able to develop a DNA profile off of the hair they found the crime scene. And then once they got his DNA off of the pizza, they were able to make the match. And mitochondrial DNA is the mother's DNA, right? It's strictly normal. Correct. Correct. And I think from what I know about it, which is a little limited, it doesn't give as an exclusive profile as just like regular DNA like it could be other people, but still the odds are astronomical that it's somebody else. Right. So that That answers a question as to why it took him so long to figure it out. I didn't know it was

advancements in DNA Did you did you mention to all what we were talking about before also because I don't think I ever mentioned it to him and I'm hesitant to bring it up on the heels last week when walk out upset about possibly with studios. I don't want to Every oh, it's all good now. You should see that this office is gorgeous. It's part you wouldn't believe it Well, give it give I get a lot of money this week For doing his job? No, Walt, remember that. I think that's the last year when your daughter, you didn't know where she was for that short period of time, as she went to the concert at Jones Beach.

Do you have any idea how close Gilgill Beach is to Jones Beach? To be honest with you, I've never even heard of this case. I've never heard of the Gil, what's it called? Gilgo. Gilgo. I didn't mention at the time because I knew that it wasn't going to be concerned, but one of the things that popped on my head last year when you said she was missing your Jones Beach, I was like, God, I hope he doesn't know because it's like, it's a chip shot away from Jones Beach. It's like the neighboring beach. So if you knew that she was probably good to let you let that out. That's why I bring it up a year later. Just really started back then.

But yeah, where she was missing was literally like right Jones Beach and right next door skill, they'll be just she actually was never in Jones Beach. You know, I and I believe her. She said she was never, ever, ever near there. And it was really weird because We gave the cops her phone number they like the middle town police They basically came back within a half hour and be like yeah, we tracked the phone She's here on the beach and it's in the water. They said the phones in the water. I swear to God the cops said that Yeah, well if you gave the phone number and half an hour later, he said we tracked the phone there a lot to you

Why would they do that though? I like I swear on my mother's life like a cop came to our house He and he said he knocked on the door. It's like four o'clock in the morning or five o'clock in the morning And he's like just want to let you know we tracked that number We know where it is. She's and I that's how I got that That destination destination or that location that I gave you. And the cop said, we tracked the number, it's on this beach, the phone's actually in the water, but we don't think it's in the water, but it's showing it's in the water, but we'll find it, we'll figure it out, and then he left.

That's like, that's like, that's still like, it affects me to this day when I think back on it how traumatizing it was when he said that though and it was it was crazy It was inaccurate, right? That's that's a bizarre thing to say and even if you as exigent circumstances Like you're not paying a phone that's in half an hour. It's just not happening That's what I thought I thought like how did they get this so quickly? It's not happening. That's what I thought. I thought, like, how did they get this so quickly? But, yeah, thankfully, it was wrong, but I'll never forget that feeling when he said that

and it turned out it wasn't true. I wanted to be like, why would he say that? Why would he come make an effort to come here and say that? Unless he just got wrong information from somebody else. That could be, too. I do. I watch more and more murder porn than anyone else. And when you use your like girls missing murder porn,

yeah, so when you hear a girl's missing, and they're like, oh yeah, by the way, her phone's in the water, you're like, she's done. Yeah. It's over. Like that's what I would assume if I were you. And to find out that it was completely inaccurate, she would have never even here there.

That guy would have went carrying on. Not the landscape. I never saw him again. Oh, yeah, no. Yeah, we never, I and on. Oh, that guy would want Karen on. Not the lens, Karen. I never saw him again. Oh, yeah, we never. I never got had contact with that police officer after that, though. Yeah. Like, if you did find my phone and it gave an approximate location near the water, and she was supposed to be at Jones Beach, that it's not as upsetting.

But if she wasn't anywhere near Jones Beach, I don't know. Like, find my phone and you can get an instant location or at least the approximate one. But if the couch weren't doing that off of your device and your Apple account, then I don't know where that came from. That's good as Arfield to say. Yeah, it was it was disturbing and it's it remains like like a scar. Just think about it would be like like you still like it's triggering. It's triggering.

It still gets me like it still brings me back to that moment. Yeah, it's fucked up Can you believe this weather? I mean, I can't I'm sorry to interrupt this serial killer. That's rain rain It is getting torrential hours now it's it's sheets sheets of rain you we there were there were there were exits and streets closed because the flooding together So why do you have to work today? There was a good time in a stretch where it felt like I was driving through a car wash. Yeah, that's. Why do you think this killer was a gingo? Gilgo.

Gilgo. Why do you think it didn't get the ink and the media play that a lot of serial killers get? Um, you know what, like how many serial killers really at the time do they know what the serial killer gets a lot of play? Like son of Sam, I think got a lot of play because at the time anybody could have been to victim, you know, this one most people probably don't worry about it because I mean, first of all, we're 12 years removed from the last last body was found and people are thinking, well,

I'm not a prostitute, it ain't gonna happen to me. You know what I think? Yeah, like Son of Sam was civilians. Right, just so the actual regular people. Right, so the act, um, Son of Sam. Route 70. I just read about it. It's 70 killer.

Just remember Route 70? I just saw a show on him last night. They still don't know what. I don't know what I wanted. Smiley case. But this guy didn't kill him last night. They still don't know. I don't know what I want to. Smiley. But this guy didn't kill someone for 12 years as far as you know. Well, we don't know that. I mean, apparently from again, what I'm reading, I don't know any personal

now. It's about a few papers. But apparently he's still buying burners like to this day and talking to prostitute. So who knows from 2011 until now, how many more he might have done a gun waitress? Man, I tell you, man, like, what is wrong with these fucking people? I couldn't even wear it. Yeah, like I wouldn't even want to punch someone today. Like the older you get, you just

like, I don't want to hurt anybody. I don't want to hurt anybody's feelings. I don't want to yell about a stuff to it. I certainly don't want to kill anybody. Yeah, that's like work. It's like torture and kill and then call their family and describe what you did like from their phone, right? Right, Troy, did you call from one of their phones? That's what I heard, yeah. Yeah. Is there anything done above board with burner phones

to like, or is almost everything that involved with a burner phone illegal? Like drugs or something, yeah. Right. I can't think of a legitimate reason one of the most sage burner phone. That went Mary Beth. I was about to say,

I was like, why do you have a burner phone? It was like, you're giving your kid, like the first phone, maybe do that, they're responsible, they'll lose it.

That's exactly what it is. Should they outlaw a burner phone destroy in your opinion? You know what? It's not that honestly it's not that big of an issue anymore because people think that they're being assisted by using like WhatsApp and other instead of just using regular cell data and like your cell phone plan. People use apps to try and get around call logs. But the thing is to your your phone is still Being tracked because when you're using data, it's still there's awful locations

He's trying to have cell towers to use that Yeah, that's why I never understand again like I watch all these shows and I'm like Why do these fucking idiots bring their regular cell phone with them? I don't get it Like why are they not covering every base before they're like, okay, we're gonna go out We're gonna do this leave the cell phone at home. I'm not gonna go like through, I mean, but today it's like there's so many ring cameras that like they can, like there's a show that's like,

here's, we're gonna follow this person until they're killed by video. And it's like, okay, here they are in a grocery store. And then there they are driving by a McDonald's. And then there are, on some other video, they piece it together and they're like, okay okay and now this is finally where they ended up so now we can go back and see if anybody was following that or whatever you know it's crazy that guy I don't mind that others yeah I never really could because

you don't even think about it but like the more video it's kind of like the better for crime yeah who knows who knows how long this guy was inactive but he had a chance to get away with it because when Brian and I were talking about a couple days ago, the story was breaking before they laid out the case. I said, I'd be surprised if they actually got DNA because I didn't know how fresh the bodies were when they were found because you're dumping them in a like redid area in a dune by a beach where the elements are gonna get to it and I didn't know like, how well the body was wrapped or how long it was there.

So I didn't know how much luck they would have to be in the office. So this guy got pretty unlucky, but I guess, sanctity, yet away with it for 12 years, was also pretty lucky. It is at least 12 years, because he's older guy. He's like my age, right? He's like 55 or so, maybe a little bit older older right. I think they said that of the bodies they found

There's some dating back to like 96. They can only tie they can only tie three to him They were pretty strong case for a fourth. I think all in all there's like 10 or 12 bodies were covered over there so and one of them they believe was done sometime around 96 this guy might have been doing it for close to 30 years. Man, thank you. You know, thank God for law enforcement. Do you see yourself working like once you retired? Could you see yourself working on cold cases? That is some of the interesting shit when people look take a new look at a case and they're like, oh yeah, they didn't notice this or they skipped this. And then there's like this whole new case that evolves from it. Yeah, those are the only murder shows that I really get into.

The cold case ones. Yeah. Because somebody's going to just desert somebody. Somebody thought they got away with it. Yeah. Bam, motherfucker. 20 years later, 30 years later, bam. Yeah.

You're fucked. At this point, I've been doing this shit for over 26 years. When I retire, I want nothing to do with anything resembling police work. Oh, I've more time. I want to come out by you guys more often to make taking far jokes. You're welcome to do that. Troy, have you thought about starting an only fans? Yeah, Troy, we're like, I could ask you, Mary Beth is considering doing a photo shoot with her friends, you

know, Zia, right? Yeah, from who shows that? She was on Chip for a long time. Right, Chip. Yeah, so Mary Beth is considering doing a little only fence set with her as a German beer girl showing off her boobs. And getting Walton Q's opinion on it. So I might as well ask you too. I'll send you a link. Good idea, right?

I would have such awkward feelings about looking at pictures. Yeah, it would be tough to look at the photos. Yeah. All right, everybody's gay. Yeah, but like not wanting to look at, because she's also my friend. Right. You know what I mean? Well, I don't look as he is pictures. I've never seen one as he is pictures, because I'm like, yeah, she's my friend and it just feels weird looking at her.

Yeah, so, you know, and then throwing the fat that she's my friend's one as well, you know. At least I'm right to check them out. I've seen a healthy amount of tits in my life. Yeah. Right, it's, yeah, so it's no critique I'm area better at her looks. It's, it's no critique on Mary Beth or her looks. It's just the personal release.

It makes it a little awkward. I'm just going to go home and be like, guess what? Nobody wants to see your tits. That is what fucking keep them stowed. Lock them up. Oh, man. So, yeah. So what are the chances that we could get this serial killer on an episode of Tellum's Steve Dave

By be able to yeah, I think I think they're like a lot of serial killers I want to talk about shit, but then there are some who are like so Just open like an open fucking just want to talk about everything, but you're probably not allowed to talk to those guys, right? Like it's I'll bet you it's difficult to get an interview with BTK or something He's alive.. Oh yeah. I think it's something that you know if they're wrong to talk. Give it. Because the man's message to the That would be great. What's up? Fuck man.

Joker produced. The Jaws and Jews. What got? I was going to say if the Joker's like if you could get him on for like one bit. Yeah. I don't know. to say if the Joker's like if you could get him on for like one bit. Yeah, I don't know. He's just said that.

Get him in your piece in him and start fucking saying, why shit? Yeah, you just don't want to. What do you even say to a CEO? Tell him he's not allowed to kill any more women and you guys were all laughing. I don't know. I don't know if I would really want to talk to someone like that. But it would have to be dead serious. There's no jokes and the whole time you're like this isn't even a real person Yeah, this is like a guy. This is like a goal masquerading as a person. Oh, it's so weird, you know

I don't think you feel bad for his kids like if they had no idea Right. Oh, he has a family. Oh, yeah, he's got he's got a 25-year-old daughter no idea. Oh, he has a family. Oh, yeah, he's got a 25 year old daughter, a son who's supposed to be like two, three years older than that, who's special needs, and his wife who is a second wife. And what they said was that it looks like when he was doing this shit, it's when his family was out of town. Yeah, yeah, they were going with little vacations and shit that he would go and do his thing. One thing said, his wife was finally going to a combo convention. So you guys actually made a better, she might be a fan. What?

Oh shit. I'm not joking, that was one of the things. Mom will go on trips to conventions. Comic-Con. Wow, how fun. They probably watch comic book men, then. We're in. We are in.

Yeah, we're tight with the guilders. She's like, I'll only speak to Mike and Ming. Oh, can you imagine? Yeah, we're tight with the guild. She's like, I only speak to Mike and Ming That'll be so demoralizing if she's like, only do I sell come I sell comments comes that already come back together The most important is continue with the guild go killer The most important you know interview ever and it gets completely fucked up right right right right right right right yeah man

uh... ming all right homie want to check in with you hope everything is going well stay dry all that shit stay Stay alive. Go go. We'll get together soon. Absolutely. Good talk. Oh, uh, Labor Day. Yeah. Johnson BBQ. I mean, day bar. We're gonna have it. That's it. I'm in. All right. All right. I'll talk to you later. Hi guys. Be good. Bye.bye. I gotta mark that down.

What's the Saturday, the Sunday, the Monday? What do you think? Uh, whatever that, let me see. Uh, that would be the second, I guess. That's labor day, right? That's labor day weekend? Yeah. It would be the second.

No good? I'm out of town. You tell me. I'm out of town. It looks me. I'm out of town. Looks like I'm out of town that. That whole weekend? Yeah. You saw.

Maybe, maybe not, but it does look right now scheduled to be out of town. But you know me, I like canceling plans more than I like making plans. There you go. Yeah. All right. All right.

Well, let's see. What else do I got? Anything? Anything worth bringing up? You still mission Impossible. Yes. There's a new Mission Impossible now. I'm completely unaware of it. I haven't read it.

I've gone online to let you know it comes up. It's like you spent this much time on your screen. There's just five minutes. Nice. Five minutes last week. Is it better? Look at the news. I don't know.

I feel so disconnected. Like unless I see you or you. That's great. I feel disconnected from everything. Oh, disconnected. Like unless I see you or you. That's great. I feel disconnected from everything. Oh, well, that's, maybe that's how, but how is it? That was, you know, TV. Come on. You're silly now. I mean, watching the walls. Yeah, I'm given, I'm given it five more episodes. I'm giving it a little of 10 episodes because with Frank, the wall, the wall, and yeah, because Frank was like, oh, it's so much better than the little house in the prairie. I'm given I'm given it five more episodes. I'm given it it's a little of 10 episodes It's because with Frank the Waltons. Yeah, cuz Frank was like oh so much better than the little house in the prairie I'm like he should be institutionalized. Yeah, it's fucking definitely not it's so boring. I've never seen that episode There was a good episode yesterday

It was like halfway decent. There's these like real eccentric sisters. Yeah, like they're they they make booze But they don't they're're total anti-booz. I don't even know what the wall is saying about it. It's the equivalent of watching someone create a plaid fabric. Basically, that's what you're watching on TV. It's like watching someone create a plaid fabric for 60 minutes. Okay, might be interesting for the first couple of minutes I don't know how they make plaid, but yeah, what you got it down Have you been watching righteous gemstones? No, we wait until everything comes out

It's a great show. We watch the first seasons. It's fucking awesome. What's the matter? Get them. What's going on? Get them? What? Take the thing out take the first seasons. It's fucking awesome. What's the matter? Get him. What's going on? Get him? What? Take the thing out take the thing out Yeah, this season dude is fucking awesome Steve's on Steve's on's it Steve's on's that the not the villain, but he's like they're they're antagonists Me and you or OG Steve's on yeah, we probably don't seem like you know Gil go He's not like the most popular actor, but he's awesome Yeah, for for 20 something years like we wrote a script for him when I was in 22

We're like this perfect for Steve's on And in no part you guys may have been on the forefront of fan fiction What we wrote no, we had like we had a we wrote on fan fiction. Yeah, it wasn't about Steve's on We wrote the character for Steve's on. Oh. Okay. I still think that's a great idea. I think it's I think that it's how can we not make that movie for a low budget? Come on man. There's like two settings. Yeah, we should go back and I also I was going through my computer deleting shit and I saw date land. And I was like, that would still work today, although the things that we put in it would not work. It was like, we wrote that at a time when like, woke was like, what do you mean? Yeah.

What do you mean? So like, everything is like fat this, old this. Yeah, it wasn't like blazing saddles, but it was like, it wasn't really fun. And it was like just a decent sort of, like, because it was a character in it. It was like, it was a crazy't really fun. And it was just a decent sort of, like, because it was a character in it.

It was a fucking crazy maniac. Yeah. And everything that came up, but always sunny gets away with it. Always sunny gets away with it. I don't know if I compare myself to always sunny, but I compare you to always sunny. How about you, Gio?

I would not know. Those guys are masters at the, at the, the genre. Yeah, but, did you, not to take your subject, but you did mention Mission Impossible. Yeah, and you texted me briefly. I know people are interested in Steve's on You said it was good. I said it was good. I enjoyed it, but it wasn't my favorite am I? Yeah, no What what kept it bad, but does it end on a cliffhanger?

Oh, you didn't see it either. No, it's fine. Oh, okay. Yeah, it does end on a cliffhanger, but not one like, you know, where Hans and the Carbonite, I thought it was going to be that kind of level like I thought they're going to end it

in the middle of like a major stun or something. Right. Which I thought would have been cool. Back to the future two style. What was back to the future two style? Like it ends with, it ends at the ending of part one where they send the DeLorean to the future two style. I've always backed it a future two style like it ends with it ends at the ending of part one Where they send the DeLorean to the future with the clock tower and everything and doc celebrating in the street And then Marty runs around the corner because he stuck back in 1955 and the movie ends like that

Yeah, something on that level where like you and like this movie has an ending where it feels like it's an ending where like you and like this movie has an ending where it feels like it's an ending where I was hoping it would be like you know him dangling from a from a clip or so. I don't want to ask you this now you brought up Marty because we were talking about two so let's get into it a little bit. We asked Frank and he can't describe it because he's a big back to the future guy. Maybe bigger than you. I mean, he owns a Delorean, which would give him a little bit more. And I'm already out there.

In a dick contest, he might win that one. I mean, I know Michael J. Fox. I don't want to pull out the dick. I'll pull out the dick. Sorry. You're Delorean. Don't mean shit. He didn't want to hear it. I'm going to do it. There's no way he might hear it. Sorry

Got sign books by a person It was not a beat before he was like whoa You know Michael J. Fox yeah, and when when did this happen? Did you know this he went to lunch? What did you know that I didn't know you went to lunch with them? I told you talking? Yeah, I don't know if I talked about it. You know, you don't go on Instagram. I Well, you know what I stopped talking about things like that And it's not much something I mentioned someone famous on the show So I just stopped telling the cool stories They're Kelly right? Jelly

Well, how does that happen? How does what are the circumstances where you go to lunch with Michael J. Fox? He was in the hospital. He had an accident. He broke a bone and, you know, because of his condition, it takes a little more. And you went to go cheer him up? No, but he'd dress like a clown. Like patch out of the cell. No, and he was watching. He in the hospital, he said he watched a ton of jokers to make himself feel better. He was like, your show was show was, you know, helped me through tough times. So we went to lunch and-

How did you know- I ran into him at Comic Con. Really? And he gave me his assistant's number and everything like that. And so please reach out with love to him. We went to lunch. When you're unimportant and you're at a con, you don't run into people like that.

Like I remember them clearing out the whole green room So that the rock could walk through Like he just pulled okay, oh it's all the jokers mine Well, do you pretend it's all the jokers fine. Well, Joe is he pretended just him again So this might be an incentive question to ask but like did he spill a soup? He didn't spill a soup at all. No, he's he's he's Hard to understand the times because we were in a crowded restaurant right when we When we went to his office, it's fine. Like, he was like, yeah, you understand it perfectly. He's great.

Because Frank said that he fell. Like, he was like, when he was at the con, he was, I think Frank was next or something in line. And Michael J. Fox was like, walking to get up to any like, he fell on a couch or something. So he's like, it's unsteady. He's a little unsteady. Right. But I asked Frank and he couldn't tell me why though.

Like, why guys of your of your generation, you and Frank, why do you guys worship Marty McFly? Well, I think that that movie is as close to a perfect movie as can be made. Like isn't it just a picture? Yes, there's a lot of great with T2, but I don't walk around in a biker jacket and the glasses and talking like Arnold. But yeah, you got a lot of you guys, you go and get the outfits, you get the

shoes. Because it's never been anything like that to the future. Like it was just blew your mind as to what you don't think it felt like a Disney movie back to the future. It's a fuck. Disney movie? Back to the future? It should be the fuck of a- It's a Disney movie you're talking about. It's what the fuck of a really hard. It always struck me as something like Disney produced.

Like for the longest time, I thought it was a Walt Disney movie. Like when it came out, I was like, you know, I'm more into James Hetfield than fucking Marty McFly. Like you doorks. Uh. And so I'm like, well, that's the more into James Hetfield than fucking Marty McFly, like you doorks. And so I'm like, well, that's the Disney movie. Why did people love that shit so much? The same age as you. So that might be because when I saw it, I was nine.

Yeah. And it got my hooks in, but I fucking love it. And then every back to the future movie did something that I had never seen before. Like the ending of Back to the Future too, like I was sat in the theater like I didn't know what to do with myself. I was like, I don't, this is a crazy shit I've never seen before. Like the ending of Back to Future 2, I was sat in the theater like, I didn't know what to do with myself. I was like, I don't,

this is a crazy shit I've ever seen. Like he stuck back in 1955 and the movie just fucking ends. And what year did that come out? That came out five years. Even the 90s, didn't it, 89? 90. It was five years later, so 80, so 90. Yeah.

So I was 14. Oh wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't, I forget. You're like, you're like a baby Yeah, cuz I see these movies through with adults eyes, and I'm just like what the fuck is wrong with all these fucking Soundtrack Like not maybe not T2 but like Star Wars like if we lived no offense on the No fence on the jet. But if we lived in the Greek Star Wars.

Yeah, like Sunday, nobody loves Star Wars more than Sunday. He didn't walk around with a black vest on, and with a white shirt underneath it, and black fucking cargo pants with a red stripe on him, and thigh-high boots like Han Solo. But people do? Yeah, but more people do it with Marty. It's like it's weird.

It's like you guys walk down the street dress like Marty They go to cons and chill like that. Yeah They they would live the Marty lifestyle. What's wrong with that? It's corny Sorry, I know you saw I know it's not politically correct to say it today, but it's fucking corny Oh go back and watch I'll cover in your That it right I'm right. It's corny too He's green with me

movies I watched all three of those movies Even the last one I love how do you trudge to that last one? I love the last one. Oh do you trudge to that last one? I love the last one. Oh, more square-dance and please. That's all that's the only critique I have for a second. And then he got the snapshot of his head. Talking about his walking around with

his doppelgangers and shit or his like the he's playing every role. It's like an Eddie Murphy movie all of a sudden. What's wrong with that? It's just corny. It's the corny at all, man. It's the cornyest shit. It's the cornyest franchise in history. The mama goes back to it.

The franchized. The franchized. It's the fuck that outta here. Tell him Steve Dave. I have more and back to the future. You just gotta see life, son. So I went to go see the Broadway playlist. I'm definitely cutting that.

I'm going Saturday. It is fucking awesome. I'm going to see it again next week. How do you as a purist? Why are you going? My wife got me tickets for a lot of fathers day. You're gonna love it. Well, I'm not gonna love it. What's the matter? I'm not gonna love it. It's impossible. They took the fucking soul out of it. How? No terrorists. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha everything relies on the terrorists. No, they don't need it. They don't need it in the play. What? They don't need it. They don't need it, but you know, like, cuts, it cuts, it cuts, what do I want to say? A fucking the stage version of Libyan terrorists trying to do a car chase?

They cut it out. They cut it out, they cut it out. He's now back in 1955 within like five to 10 minutes in that play, and that's what you want You don't want to see the five like that. Why would you mind seeing the terrorist angle? I would be like these guys are all so stupid. I'm going to see that play The mother sun. Oh, okay has that plant up in the Really a little weirder in the show. Yeah, okay. And the guy who plays Doc, this guy named Roger Bart,

does his own version of Doc. He's not doing a, a, a, a, Chris Fallot impersonation. And it is fucking works. I'm telling you, they made it their own thing. What about the Marty guy? He's, is he doing Marty? Is he channeling Marty?

He's doing a version of Marty, but like almost like a, a more put upon, like, I don't want to say dumb, but like shocked a version of Marty, but like almost like a more put upon like I don't say dumb, but like shocked a version of Marty So like everything that happens to him he has this. He's really good the kid that plays Did you get tickets or do you comp tickets? No, I bought tickets Okay, both sides are going again. You're going again I'm going that quickly Well, I had the tickets for next week already and then a buddy of mine was in town is like I'm going tonight

Do you want to come and I was like yeah, I'm going Saturday dude the fucking Delorean shit you're gonna come in here next week And you're gonna have a fucking orange vest on you want I'm gonna have Calvin Klein's on You fucking my little by white and red night keys Covered up parts of it only covers part one. It doesn't do to oh, thank God They invented a whole new thing Yeah, but you know, I always had a bad taste my mouth what they did to the father George. He was a fucking maniac. Oh, they did his decision. Yeah, because the producers painted him as a maniac. Of course they wanna paint him as the bad guys.

They fucked him. I assure you, I have inside of him, okay? From my friend, Mike. What was the guy's name, the father? Oh, Chris McGlover. Yeah, come on, they did him dirty. What are you talking about? He had the suit. Fuck, are you talking about they fucking

took another actor and put him in the role and then pretended that it was him. They recast the role. But but made you believe that it was him. I think that he's his voice. Did it? I mean, he's he's they had him upside down. So you can tell. Anybody can sue anything. Yeah. But not everybody can win. Did he win? Yeah, he won he won. Yeah, are you two seem so Where's his fucking look? I don't eat look his performance is so good in the first one I don't want to come down on I believe this is more controversial than Mary Beth's only face This guy doesn't know what he's talking about

I'm gonna go home and fucking sell can out Actually, I want to know what you think of the play it, I don't know that you'll remember any of this, like the songs aren't the selling point, the humor, like they really made it funny. They made it work. How do they do the time travel effect? Is it the best part of the play? It is. You saw Spider-Man, right?

Which I hold as the, the B-all end all turn off the dark as the best Broadway play ever put on by man. And woman. Sure. Okay. Now how does it hold up against that? Well, I think it's better than that. But I really, okay. It's fucking the car. The way that they make it work. I don't want to ruin a few, but they make the end with the car driving to the to the courthouse and everything.

Fucking. And you saw Kong to right. So Kong. Kong. I don't know. The puppet was good. It was so good. But at this story, I was like, this is so boring, but the puppet was fucking awesome. But it was the story, wasn't it? Yeah, but it's like, I don't know. I just, I didn't like, I didn't like that one.

I did like the puppet. The puppet was cool. But I didn't like that. But I'm drunk. I mean, again, you're like, again, this is for this generation, you can't talk. You can't talk to this kid. I won't hear it. They won't hear anything bad about morning decline. Yeah, it's it's back to the future, man. Like there's nothing wrong with that movie. Well, I mean, well, okay.

How's it going? He's pounding. Worst than I was last week. He's pounding. The worst than I was last week. You're right. You're right.