Tell Em Steve-Dave - #566: North of the Border

Episode Date: August 11, 2023

Q tells a harrowing tale AND gets bullied! An OG ant suffers a devastating loss, Bry, Walt, and Git ‘em go to a micro wrestling match. Sponsor: ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD

What the fuck up? So what'd you do? Did you frog her? Then come here and then sit there and fucking record for this fucking guy. Yeah, for that guy. Tell him, Steve Dave. We're all here. Get him what's going on. How you staying kid? Walt. Hello. And Bonjour. Be cute. Hello. Yeah, well, it was just a mecanidus. He's probably. Yeah. By way of Ontario or whatever. Go back. He probably learned a couple French words how to go up there

I was in Toronto. Yeah, there's I mean, I went to the hockey hall of fame. That was always cool But I've been there before so and you weren't looking forward to or I remember No, yeah, there wasn't all that much for me personally other than the hockey hall of fame there a lot of things close early Yeah, yeah, I'm surprised. It's not like New York where it never never sleeps. Never sleeps. Toronto sleeps. Why did you go? My daughter and her friend wanted to go to a music festival. Oh, okay, guys. And everything is so expensive in Toronto. I quickly figured out. I was like, oh, this is weird that they're asking us to go, man. Ask your girlfriend. How much money did you bring?

By the way. Like, I went and we were soon realized the reason that, but most likely they asked us to tag along was because of the fucking high cost. A funding. Yeah. Oh. Hotel rooms. A fine again bank.

500 bucks a night. Was that, was that $90 or US dollars? US dollars. I've had a. Yeah, you can't afford that as a young one. No, that's a, you need to look at that 75 buck a night wrong. We, you know, we had a major like almost international

incident though at the border. Oh, he has too many Flintstones, right? That's what I'm saying. I'm not sure. No. He has too many Flintstones, right? That's what I'm talking about. Monsonal! So, it's me and the driver's seat, my wife is in the passenger seat. My daughter is in the back seat and her friend, she's sitting behind my wife.

So we're worried that, you know, initially, we're in line going up to get into Canada. We're a little bit not worried but we're making jokes that because we have somebody who's not part of the family like they're gonna give us that you maybe the once over a little bit more scrutiny. Yeah. Is she a major leased issue? She was, I think she, if she's not 18, she's very close. Yeah. But so that we're just making jokes and we're in a line that is not moving. Like, well, they're the lines.

They're like, people are flying through. No, it looks like. You guys got the big pants. So we get this one guy and as soon as I pulled up, I was just like, I was a little concerned because he had. I hate a comic book man. I'm not sure. What was he dancing as he, okay.

He was definitely the most thorough border guard. I mean, Canada doesn't want to Canada's finest. If he doesn't have a couple of medics, he should, the way he was scrutinizing everyone going through. But he has mirrored sunglasses on. But he tells me I have to take my sunglasses off, though. Yeah. So we get the, given the passports,

and he's asking us where we're going. And he's just talking, making small talk. talk and he says what do you do for living And I wasn't ready for the question and I said oh my cell drugs Traffaker And I said oh my wife is a schoolteacher and he goes with no sense of humor whatsoever. He goes, I didn't ask what your wife did. I asked what you did for a living. And I didn't, and I know it's awful, but it goes right back to the early days of TSD,

where I was like, I did not want to say what I did for a living. In front of your door. Yeah, because I was just like, it's so fucking douchey. It's douchey, but at the same time, I agree with you. But at the same time, because you you're like I'm a podcaster It's like people like what how do you make money doing that? Yeah fucking how poor are you? It's just sounds so cringy and that opens the world. We should be proud

It's like if you could make a living doing it And the kind of worms opens up like what did I do? What is it? What's the name of it? If the guy's not like what do you mean? You're a podcaster like you don't know if he's gonna start giving you shit. Yeah, so I was so reluctant to say what I did So I'm like what oh, so I can't use a general store. Can't just be like a my store manager I if I had was quicker on my feet, but I was No, there's mirrored sunglasses on Yeah, when he said I didn't ask you what your wife did I asked you what you did that You know, probably a ton of chains. Respect my authority. Yeah. When he said, I didn't ask you what your wife did.

I asked you what you did. That changed the whole, that flipped it. For now, my heart's pounding like I got drugs. Like, they're taped to my thighs. You know how they're supposed to go to a turkey place. The big diet express is, theme is in my head. Who are you going here, Ray? He's that guy they warned you about. like in those seminars that had the sheets of

acid tape to his chest and he started sweating. Oh, boy. So I said, what, so again, you do that thing where like you repeat what he said. Yeah. Now he looks suspicious. Yeah. What do I do for a living? Oh, I, um, I run a media company.

I said, wow. Not, not an accurate. No, I would say it's accurate I said, wow. Not an accurate. I would say it's accurate. And he goes, what does that mean? He goes, I go, I publish things. And he goes, what do you publish? Like magazines and I go, and immediately I throw a TSDB magazine that I was like, yeah,

yeah, I publish magazines, I said. And he goes, okay, I'm gonna need you to pull over. Oh, damn it. I published my magazines, I said, and he goes, okay, I'm gonna need you to pull over. He made us pull over to the headquarters. Yeah. Four armed guards. I'm not kidding around. This was so fucked up. No, that's nuts.

Come out of the building and they tell us to get out of the car. As we're getting out of the car, they're like, you have to leave your phones in the car he said leave your phones in the car so we're like okay and he made us sit on a bench like where we could visibly see what they're doing yeah it's like in a literal center right there's a bunch of other people in there yeah I've been on that bench yeah but he said it's work bus one more way through yeah they they were they left nothing unturned in that car. They went through the car for a good 20 minutes.

No. Whoa, that is crazy. Yeah, it was starting to get like, you know, like, not one magazine. And at the same time, you're just like, you don't know this other girl that well. I, yeah, sure. I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I that well. So you're like, yeah, she doesn't ever get roaches on her. So what is going on?

Weasley go up there. Is that the kind of? Yeah. They asked us before we went in, do you have any marijuana? Yeah. So we're like, okay, marijuana must be illegal if they're asking if we have it for bringing in. They just don't want you bringing it over the border,

but I, why? That American weed is more dangerous than that. Because then it's dangerous than that. And then they didn't sell it and you got the taxes. Oh, okay. So we're sitting there as they tear and then they start going through the the luggage. So they take all the luggage out of the car and they're going through my bag. And I'm like holding up your meundies in front of your girls.

No, it's not that it's the it's the Patreon shit. Like I have like I do I have a fake gun in there I'm going. Oh, do I have the fake gun from the fucking laundering bar and from TSD and D? I go, I have a knife in there for a couple of years. Thank God you were so proud of. I'm like, what do I have? And I'm going, I'm starting to panic and I'm like, oh my God, they're touching everything. They're going underneath the seats,

like they're like pushing the seats down and going through it. And then they tell us to go inside. And then they don't come and see us for a good hour. Holy shit. I can't go to bathroom either, because I said, can I use the bathroom? I know. You can't use the bathroom.

Oh, how annoying. Just being pricks for the sake of being pricks. There's just a good reason for it. Well, no, if he's got, you know, if he's swallowed drugs or something, that's how you get really good. I know why, but I mean. I don't want it to be like, well, can someone come with me to the bathroom? You didn't drop a convoc, man?

No. If I'm not gonna drop a podcast, I'm not gonna drop, I was on TV 20 years ago. Between the hours of 1 a.m., you can 5 a.m. You get reruns on your channel, but you know what, forget it wouldn't matter because it was never rerun.

That was the big excitement though. And my wife was like, what did you tell me we were a podcasting? She's like, why did you say that? You looked you sad as so suspicious. What are you supposed to say? She didn't. The truth. She was saying, why don't you just tell me you do?

What you do run a media company. You do. She said the way you spoke to him, like every flag wouldn't wipe off the way you went way you spoke to him like more like every flag would have went up the way I run a meeting company. Yeah That's the ticket yeah He's on the rage now I've heard She was like when we go back through just say you're unemployed

It's less shameful He should have said you're on strike. Oh, you're a sag actor. Yeah, I'm sorry. Oh, there you go. Yeah. There's a million things I should have said. Almost anything but what you said.

Yeah, but then they finally let us go. And... On the way back through you, OK? On the way back, the guy was just like, again, he threw us for a little bit of a loop he goes, what country you from? And we're like, America. The greatest one of the world. It's okay, have a nice day.

And that was it. That's why we do it in America. Come on in. Everybody's welcome. You're an American citizen coming out there and I'm gonna bother you that way. Yeah, they had the, because I had the passwords. Why would he ask me what country I'm from?

He's got a, he's got a, he's got a, yeah. Yeah. You might be bother that way. Yeah, because I had the passwords, why would they ask me what country I'm from? He's got a throat. He's got a throat. Yeah. You might be a chat. Yeah, shit. There, I was at the plate, fucking swinging a mess on everything. Every pitch was going by. Did they ask the girls anything

or was he just focused on you? They said, what, what, they said, why are you, what's your business in Canada? I was like, we're going to a music festival. And I was like, what's the name of the music festival? Yeah, I'm like, you'd have to ask them. And they told them the name of the festival. And I quit bands or playing.

And they knew. They knew. They had sprees up like they had joked. Oh, the Beatles. The Beatles. The Beatles. Ever so like a farmer. Do these people I hope are there To the deal Brian Adams these are getting right yeah rush triumph

No, I don't I don't care the most knowledgeable border guard wouldn't even know the bands. These bands were a cut years back. I went through the warp tour list of bands. There's like 125 bands. I literally did not know one, not one. I had never heard of. Yeah. I have 125 bands that are popular enough to go on a stage and play in front of

people. Yeah, with 20 other bands, with 20 big bands. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that 20 other bands. Yeah. With 20 big bands. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that was my Canadian experience. Wow. Pizza socks in Canada. That's not a surprise. Yeah. I mean, I don't know if that's enough fans. Any of our Canadian listeners. I think they use beaver cheese up there. We know. Real cheaper. Yeah. You went away too, Q. I was away. Let's hear about your trip and let's hear about why we weren't able to record last week And I'll just say this yeah, it doesn't not you. Yeah, but as a listener as a follower on Twitter

It doesn't help your case when you come on and you're a smarmy little fucking dickhead The reason we didn't record last week was because Q had an emergency a serious emergency Walt and I were here We were ready to go Q had an emergency, a serious emergency. Walt and I were here, we were ready to go. Q had an emergency, we ended up not recording. Nothing is gonna fucking change that. Yeah, why? What did it, what did it take just like? Because I put up my power washing video and somebody was like, oh, I'm glad that we got this

and when I've been waiting three weeks for more Tuesday. Oh, boy. First off, it has them in three weeks. Okay. Has them in three weeks. It had been two weeks at the point that he done that. And that episode would have come out. But what the fuck? In fact, let's hear about that first. Let's hear about that. Well, now I feel like it's built up so much that it's not.

No, you know, if you're a fucking rider, like if you ride a motorcycle, you know that you would not want this to happen. No, I was coming over the out of bridge on Staten Island on 440, which is very busy. I was going to say for people that are like, you know, an L.A. people like, oh, the 10, the 5, the 1-1, nobody knows what the fuck they're talking about. The 440 going from Jersey to Staten Island or vice versa is extremely busy. I mean, and you have some of the biggest asshole drivers in the world. And I was shocked that you took a motorcycle on that.

Well, yeah, no, that know, you got to kind of, got to be okay with highway driving or else you can't go anywhere. I thought you just stick to, you know, the back roads. Dirt roads and stuff. Santa has his property. No, no, no. Cause that's a dangerous route to get in.

It's not if your motorcycle's working like a chid, like you just zoom in along, but. You could, there are times when I'm like, I wanna ride out to cues, but then when I'm leaving at night, I do not trust people because they're just all over. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm just saying. Starting to have an express when. I don't really drive at night anymore.

Right, yeah. On the motor ride at night on the motorcycle. But I was coming over to bridge, I was doing about, you know, whatever speed limit, 65, you know, what a, and I had gotten into the left lane because the right lane starts jamming up because there's a couple of exits and people never know what they're fucking doing.

So let me get in the left lane. So maybe I sped up to 70 and then cars are passing me, like zip and buy me on my right. To my left is a cement barrier. There's no shoulder on the left. So I'm just driving is a cement barrier. There's no shoulder on the left. So I'm just driving between a cement barrier and cars whipping past me. I mean if I was doing seven they were doing 80, 90, 90, you know what I mean? They're going by and my

bike just fucking dies. It just dies. And I couldn't get it restarted and I'm quickly decelerating, you know, from let's say 70 or 65 to, you know, eventually zero in the passing lane in the in the far left lane. And I wanted to get over, but I couldn't get you're in the fast lane. That's how I'm in the fast lane, because I went around the, I went around the bottleneck. Right. And we do take your helmet off at this point, so they literally every see you so they don't beat that you know. I wish. I'm a little bit kinder if you're not as nasty to you. Maybe I'm like, what the fuck?

Oh, it's cute. Instead, give him a motorcade like around it. It would have been nice. I would have taken that. It was, instead I got like, you know, the car behind me instantly starts laying on the horn as if I'm slowing down to zero for no reason. And I'm, you know, I can't get to the right because I'm decelerating quickly and the car's next to me as zipping past me so fast.

So I can't go left because there's no shoulder. And it's worth mentioning too, that when your bike does that, your steering gets, it's like imagine your power steering going out. It's very sluggish and very difficult to turn. And suddenly you're pushing 600 pounds. So I'm trying, so that's it.

I mean, that was like fucking scary. So I'm like, well, maybe I could push it so that's it. I mean that was like fucking scary so I'm like Maybe I can push it to the left side and leave it there and then just trying frogger my way across the fucking highway because it was nowhere to go there was just nowhere to go and It was fucking I don't really get rattled all that that often I don't really get scared that often, but I was I was like this is fucking a serious situation man It was it was pretty scary. And so what did you do? Did you frog her?

No, I shook the bike real hard, because I figured maybe it was a gas issue or a wiring issue. And it got the bike started again. And I was able to get to like 15 miles per hour, and it wouldn't go about 15. It was like, that's sort of thing. But cars next to me, like the guys behind me,

now I got a line building up behind me and the people who were behind me were getting pissed. So they're jacking out of the passing lane, getting into the center lane and taking off. And I'm like, I'm gonna fucking die here. There's nothing I can do. And I'm trying to put my hand out, but nobody knows what I'm talking about.

No consideration. Nobody knows, nobody cares. So finally, I saw a car in the way back, get out of the line, cut off the traffic, to try and beat past me. And I was like, fuck it, I just got to take a chance, and I shoved my bike into the middle lane. And that guy came up behind me

and hit the brakes real hard now. He starts laying on the ock, and I'm just trying to tell anybody, like, I have to help him out. I'm like, just help, I'm like, help me out. Like, I'm like, just fucking go over there, help me out. Got to help me out. So I had to do that all over again,

except now I had no power. So I'm just sort of bitch bottle of my bike over and I got it over to the edge. And I just had to wait. Now I of course, Zippin Pass me 90 and left. Zippin Pass me 80 on the right. And I got to get over there. And it went on for like five minutes.

And it's just like, that is a long amount of time yeah yeah cars to be zipping past you people will be honking out you people screaming not knowing what to do I've never been in this situation before I guess yeah it was fucking terrifying right just get up so then I finally get over to the right but like in the worst spot because there was an exit to the right and to the parkway. To the parkway, right? So it's a busiest exit on 440. And I wanted to get past it so like I can call a tow truck

or whatever past it, but I couldn't get past it. There was just no way. And I couldn't, there was no break in the traffic for me to shove the bike, you know, push the bike. So now I'm just next to the busiest exit with, with, thank God a shoulder because Zippen passed me no motorcycles to stop and I thought it was the rules of the road Yeah, I'm really so brotherhood brother. I thought there was And I had my four-color demons vest on I took that off because I didn't want to I don't want to be representing like that

Took that off and I put it down on the thing. I call Triple A. Well, you don't have the motorcycle thing, you don't have motorcycle coverage. And I'm like, all right, well, how much is motorcycle cost? Well, it's 30 bucks a year, but you can't add it now. And I'm like, all right, I was like, but I've been like, you got to say it's like 88,

oh my mom, I'm gonna be on the thing. I don't know, you can do the help me out. No, we'll call the guy for you. Tilt truck. You're gonna have to pay. All right, no problem. How long is that gonna take? Hold on, doodododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododod Because there's no dream, you know, and then fucking the cars with my man I'm like, I don't have a choice. So I'm like, all right. All right. I'll wait that what else can I do when the band in the bike? Well, I would have to go back for it to get it eventually. Yeah, I can't just so walk

So I'm like, yeah, there's no place to go. Yeah, I have to get past that exit. Yeah, as soon as he takes a someone off someone stop I know well, I call the motorcycle and You know, they're like I'm like, hey, man, I'm down, and I've taken my bike there before. And I'm like, hey, man, I'm down the highway. And my bike died.

I don't know what's going on. Can I get a tow to you? Guy, turned out to be a great guy. Goes, look, man, how old's the bike? I said 2009. They're like, we don't really deal with bikes that old anymore And I said well you just I go You fix it a couple years ago. I was like I know you do. I said I'm in a spot He guys a hold on comes back. He's like

Sorry man that they were too backed up. We don't have room for it now And I'm like I should fucking right did you take your helmet off so they saw your from well? I did so I was like I had to go So I go well I was like could you do me a favor and look in the computer? I was like because I'm a customer. I've been there a couple of times So he looks in and then he realizes that it's me and I was like all right He's like you and I'm like dude. I said I hate to drop my own name But I'm in a fucking jam here, man. I was like I got a tow truck. I would love to bring it to you guys.

You guys worked on the bike before. No problem. So that was it. Then the tow truck came back out in 20 minutes later. And I got it there. And they're working on the bike with some wire. Some wire. It was a loose wire.

It was some fucking mechanical issue. I haven't even gone to pick it up yet. Because we can get this fix you today. And I was like, guys, I was like, do me a favor. Keep it because I'm going to Vegas can get this fix you today, and I was like guys. I was like do me favor keep it cuz I'm gonna be Just more I said do a full safety check at the toe. I don't have want to be in this situation again And of course I knew a great guys power sports great. I mean fucking above the board saved my ass But you know they sell triumphs so right away. They're like, why is trade this in for a Great guys great guys help me out completely like

nothing zero but great things to say about them. So if you're wondering yeah why there wasn't an episode last week. Oh, it was because Q got fucked. I got fucked and then I baked in the sun for an hour and 20 minutes like I was in so much and then you're supposed to go to the to the dealership. Yeah, and then you're supposed to somehow get here because you have to go home first get your car Then come here and sit there and fucking record for this fucking guy. Yeah, for that guy. For that guy. Now you see Now you said that I dropped the comic man or anything now it did work for Q He dropped, you know, he dropped, and it got done. Right, can you imagine in a world over, I name drop,

like the meaningless, almost weightless, name drop that I would be dropping for this border patrol people, and then the embarrassment and the shame. When there's no recognition. When there's no recognition, and I did that though, oh my God. I would do it here.

Like, but if I'm not like, kid, I can't do that. I got to say. That's where it's saying I'm a though. Oh my god. I would do it here. Like, but if I'm like, kid, I can't do that. I'm just, that's where it's insane. I'm a podcast. Yeah. If you're lying anyway, why not just tell me you're kill. I didn't feel comfortable doing it. That's why I had them look in the computer and hope that I would have to take that next step, you know what I mean?

And turn that like that. And then you know, I'm there. I'm taking photos. I'm doing FaceTime video. Like, whatever the fuck they want me to do, I'm doing, you know, just to keep it, to keep it going. But we still got to get our ride in this summer. Yeah, yeah. Well, my bike should be done now, so I just got to pick it up. That doesn't scare you off now. I'd be like, you know, maybe I'm

little, maybe my bike days are behind me after this. I think my passing lane days are beyond me at this point. I think next time it's secondary roads. I think that next time that there's a fucking traffic buildup, I'm just going to sit in that fucking right lane, just wait for the traffic to go, because it was fucking, dude, I have not, I don't think I was ever that nervous and a fire, like, went back in the, like, it was like, it was just, you're powerless, completely fucking powerless to do anything.

You're hoping that hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of cars are paying attention, and don't fucking swore over and fucking Nick at it or somebody be like, what's this fucking ass hole doing like and the guy beeping at Q and then he goes around him and hits Q. You know, like there's any number of things I could have gone wrong.

So I'm very struck zipping by full speed. So you know, when you're like, oh shit, like that wind hits you and chill like that hot fucking 90 degrees. I mean, it was something man. I felt a little like break does that shit. Oh, it was terrible. Um, but then you went to Vegas.

No, I went to Vegas. Was that fun at least? It was a lot of fun because my buddy Terry was out there. I, I was going out anyway. I was already going to Vegas and then my buddy, uh, Terry was doing a Star Trek con. So I was like, he was like, come do it. You know, let's do it. Let's, let's have fun. So I went and did it because I buddy Terry was doing a Star Trek con so I was like he was like come do it you know let's do it let's have fun so I went and did it because I was

in that episode of Star Trek it was good lot of ants a lot of fun oh dude it was like cool and everyone was like thought that they were the only aunt there and I was like oh I'm like I'm telling you they're everywhere right the first day like 20 ants came up really and I was like go I was like find them I was like they're all wearing the shirts and shit like that so it was like kind of cool hanging out with like, much four color demons and stuff like that. I don't want to say which one it is, but I kind of got like a little bullied by a Star Trek actor.

Really? Yeah. I did. I don't want to say which one. I do want to say it wasn't anybody on the next generation. But it was, because we went out to this dinner, right? It was this dinner. Like private dinner.

Yeah, like a private dinner. And we went and like the staff was excited that I was there. It was in the Paris hotel. And in the, anyway, they were excited that I was there because there were fans of Joker's. So all throughout dinner, you know, I'm taking pictures with the staff, the waiters,

all this stuff, whatever. So I guess this guy and I can't't say who he is because I like it. It's not that even like it. It wasn't Shatner, it was Shatner. It wasn't Shatner. So he's a great story. It's a legendary story. If we're Shatner, it's a talent.

It's a shatner. So finally, somebody's like, I guess the shot nurse, it's not shot nurse. I guess shot nurse, you know, why is this guy? Who is this guy? Why is he doing it? And then my buddy goes, oh, that's, Brian Quinn, he's on a practical joke.

You want to meet him? Come say hi, but I don't know why, you know. So he comes over and the first thing I know is a mouth and I love what people do this is like I don't know your show I'm sure that my children watch it, but I I don't watch it and I was like oh, it's okay I go a lot of people don't that's always my stay I don't know what I'm so say yeah, and then he goes And then like he goes well he goes I'm sure my children watch it goes But I don't watch reality TV show Reality TV and I'm like He's an actor. It's too good. Wait wait wait wait. But oh, yeah, I won't, I won't watch anything that that supported Trump and that Trump came out of.

And I'm like, I'm like, we've never had Trump on the show. And he goes, no, reality TV. He came from reality. So I won't give my time to the format. And I go, wow. And I go so much better than everybody else. He was, he was in movies before that, like he was in home alone. Well, I do, like I brought up home,

I'm going to live someone else not to, not to shout out. And I go, yeah, I go, I go, you know, we've been around 13 years so it was before, oh, I'm sure the, I know the show's been around a little time and I'm sure it's very successful. I just don't admire the format. He goes of reality, colored. And like, what am I supposed to do with that?

Like, in that... This is an actor that I know, that I, like, I watched the show he was on. Like, I was excited to meet him. And I'm like, well, what am I supposed to fucking do now? Like, what a, what a, what a tellybody supposed to say to that situation. I'm sorry. Yeah.

I'm like, oh, and then so like, we're standing there kind of just like awkwardly and like, he doesn't give a fuck fuck because he's in his fucking 70s He doesn't care right this actor. Yeah, so is it like do you that do you also hate the presidency since Trump was a president and you also hate Casino owners and hotel owners because you own casinos and hotels now like what a fucking stupid look you don't like reality TV Okay, that's fine. I'm about to be like but to be like oh because of Trump is like Shut the fuck up. We've all been drinking for three hours It was just so and I was fucking I got blot I did get blot of that day Yeah, too bad 10 getting bullied. I got pretty

Because of the bullying or before the bullying leading into the bullying Did it help it didn't hurt right to get Just like because like the right like there are tons of star track actors of this dinner So it's like I know what am I gonna do? I have nothing to do But just fucking take whatever this guy's given me Pokemon And then they put me next to and then it's like they put because I wasn't supposed to be there So we didn't we didn't advertise that I was gonna be there So anybody that saw me was just a surprise and also we're not allowed to although I could have done a practical joke

It's because it's not a sag show like we're not allowed like everything had to be generic It couldn't say because he was in Picard. He was in it. So it just says Brian Quinn because of the strike Yeah, because the strike you're not even allowed to promote. Like all the panels and stuff. You couldn't say I could because I'm like, I can't talk about a practical joke is but like, you couldn't say the name. So when we were talking about the card, it was like, well, that, that show I was on type thing. So, but whatever. So, so nobody knew what was there. So it's like, and then they put me next to Wurf, who is also like a door. And then, and and then Terry and then the other side of Terry is the new guy who plays Spock.

So you got hot Spock as they call him. That's on other world right now that everybody loves. Then you got Terry who saved fucking Star Trek by making Picard season three just saved the whole fucking thing. And then you have Worf, who is the actor that's been in more star trek episodes than any other person on the planet. And in the middle of all this is me. With the sign that doesn't even say fucking cue on it. Like it's just not even like not even allowed to wear a star trick shirt then, right? Nothing. You can't even have the little insignia. That little what's that little outside now. Nothing. So, so could a could do an advertise that he was on chips or no? No, I don't think you could. I don't think it's so, so.

So it's like these guys are killing it. They're killing it. And I'm just sitting there like, you know, and I wasn't like nobody can't to my table. Like I had people there, but like, you had to sit and fucking lines. So you went to a convention? Yeah, with a certain stature separate comment for a couple days.

You were in the pit, you were in down with the, in you were down there like, Yeah, I press and flesh and kiss and babies. Exactly. I was doing that next to, because I went because I'll hang out with Terry all day, because he's in the table next to me. Yeah, what is, we have what is the, what is the carrot on the stick that they got to fucking, prance in front of you? Nothing.

Nothing. Wow, I'm really surprised Your week I just do shit for fun yeah Well, I wanted a hair like boy cuz you looks in LA and I don't get to see as much as I'd love to can you do it at night and not have to like Siddling chick sweaty hands all day. I don't know. It's just like fun. I was just like I'll just fucking go for a hand to do it It's when we did it's when we did Collins con. It's the thing. That was fun. Like if I just want to do something for fun, I don't have a pro. So you weren't selling anything.

No, I mean, if I told you what I sold you, probably you'd probably think I'm complaining about nothing, but like, I'm just saying compared to everybody else. Could you sell eight by tens of you? Yeah. Could you? Yeah. Yeah.

I was like, it's true. That's all I said. We made it. Just like it. So do you have a handler that like takes the money and says, Yeah, yeah, okay, that's all I admit it Just like it um, so how do you have a handler that like takes the money and says like if you want to picture a cue It's gonna cost this one. Yeah my boy my boy Mike who was who was extremely pleasant to spend time with But with sometimes just wander away Yeah, and then people would come up and be like and it's like and you know would be an aunt made up the the four-code Demon shirt. I'm not gonna charge him.

So I ended up, oh yeah, you're gonna charge ants. I charge, I don't know. If they got to me, if they got to me, without hitting the whole thing, they got us a free, because I was like, I can't, I can't. It's impossible, right? It's impossible to be like, give me money for this picture. Even though you've supported us for God knows how long.

Am I gonna do so? And I'm happy to do it, because I wasn't there for money anyway, you know what I mean? So it's like happy to do it, but it was like it was an incredible event Yeah, this blows my mind. I thought if you're going to Vegas. It's like in my mind it's SAKES VACATION. It's yeah, it's it's it's a fucking it's Sodom and Gomorrah No, I can't like I would would never have dreamed that you're sitting Q's an older guy now.

This is not your talking to anymore. You know, smiling, I'm with thumbs up for pictures and stuff. Yeah, it's not the sort of thing like like Murray does them. If you go on Murray's website, he does them all the time. This is the first one I've done. Probably the last one I'll do. But I just wanted to do it because I don't know. It's sitting next to my boy.

There's a lot I'm going to do it because I don't know, it's the next one I boy. There's a lot I'm going to be made in these fucking cons on that. These Star Trek actors, assessment camp. Fucking walk away with bricks. Bricks of money. Yeah. Yeah.

It was all the walking dead people when we used to do those walker stalker cons. The walking dead people would have like fucking hefty bags. If you're telling me that they're making fucking 80 grand like a day, I'd be like, I think some people, yeah. I can believe Shatton was there on Sunday. I only went a day and a half, but like,

I had fun, I didn't mind interacting with people. I could not. Like that, you know, and then you go backstage and it's like, it's all the actors from Star Trek who have known each other 40 years. And me, and I don't know who the fuck I am. So it's like, I'm just sitting in a room with all these

people that I've grown up watching on television as they talk to each other and they're all in this 70s now. Side eye in you. Yeah, who's the only reality TV sucks. That guy Jonathan Frakes is like my favorite guy on the planet. That's like a lot of people are nice to me. Very, very nice to me. I thought maybe like a fan wandered in, got past the security. It felt like that. Yeah. Right in the nest. Yeah. Yeah. The nest to go word. Yeah. I'm sure you've got like that. Were you figuring your badge to make sure that they they saw you were wearing it? No, I'd even wear a

badge. That was the other thing. But so it was but it was fun. Like I had a good time. And like I said, the next generation of Kaffa were pretty great to me and Frank's John DeFrikes is amazing and hanging out with Terry was fun. But that one shot. I was just like, I don't know what to out. Terry was fun, but that one shot. But yeah, and that was it. That was it. Well, I would wait to say I was in bed by midnight every night. Really? Yeah. Vegas. And now do you when you when your head hits the pillar, you're just like, I can't believe I'm a Vegas. I'm going to bed at midnight. No, I was so tired. 107 degrees. And I was like, I don't know where it was.

Where am I going? I had to take something out of you all day talking to people and hanging out and shit. Yeah, it makes you tired. You just want to not talk. Right. Right. I'm not being surrounded by people. Yeah, I know that feeling.

But it was fun and the answer I got to talk to were great. There were a lot of them. Nice. Well, you guys were getting Stopped at the border and bullied by 70 year old men. Yeah, I picked up the classical guitar again Okay, I'll show you what actor was okay Third lesson wall talking today Well, I want to give this all the attention. It's his first back I can't see who I'm talking about

That guy Holy shit I was fucking God Hand the God I was gonna mention that name really? Yeah, I'm glad you didn't You know what we got like I'm a fan of them I'll ever talk pop something I hate being at no time for me Oh yeah, is that heartbreaking?

Get them kind of yeah, yeah, you that heartbreaking, you know? Kind of, yeah. Yeah, you wanted to be somebody you didn't like. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, sorry. Anyway, yeah, I was down at the bagel store in Atlantic Highlands and I was just sitting there and on the post there, like one of the support beams,

like somebody had, this guy Marco had put up his flyer for classical guitar lessons. And I was like, I keep talking about it. When I keep talking about it when I keep talking about it All right, I'm just gonna call it. So I did it great every week's it. Yeah, I'm learning classical guitar. I'm pretty good Yeah, it's going well. Yeah, it's fun. What songs do you know do you envision? Yeah, starting up a band like the garage band I could do that. I could see myself doing that Yeah, yeah, I'm getting some songs. Well, I would have to get back into the regular guitar right now

It's just classical that I'm Then I'm what's the difference between regular to our classical like classical is like a nylon string guitar That you would play classical music like Bach All that's what you're practicing. Yeah, that's dodgy fucking guys and fucking tired, which I That shit I used to play way back in the day that you made fun of me for yes You're not doing that even hail and shit. Yeah the day that you made fun of me for, yes. That's tough. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding big gigantic fucking champagne fucking cup. Like when it was, you know, like, three fucking blood drunk off his ass. It's not my 30s anymore. I hear you're practicing guitar. I poured my beer.

You shoulda get on the girls. You're like you're sliding across the room on your knees And I've got a person I just for Christ Why are you shattering my illusions of My top note was like I for the first time ever I didn't throw away the ARP male I'm like I can probably interest out. Yeah, in fact, I am interested. Thank you. So who is your favorite classical composer my favorite classical composer? I'm so ignorant for you ignorant

I'm in classic rock. I'm in classic rock. You said you're like, you're like, classical music. I really thought you were talking about like Hendrix. Like, fucking classic rock. I really did never dream that was fucking guys who died a million years ago. Like Hendrix. Well, at least there's photographs in these guys, not drawings.

I was going to get a tattoo of Mozart on my ear. No, I, I don't know. There's no way I'm going to get, there's no way I'm going to get to the level that I want to be. Like my level of classical guitar goal is so much lower than my goal would be for electric guitar. Like my electric guitar, it's like I want to play with like guys that I have absolutely no chance of playing like, you know what I mean? Like, what do you mean? Like, why can't you do it though? I don't have the skills. Your fingers aren't fast enough. My fingers aren't fast enough.

I'm starting when I'm like 55 rather than, you know, starting when I'm six. You know, it's, it's just not a skill. It's a skill I don't think I could have ever acquired. You know when I would play it back when my teens, I don't think I, it's like guys that are awesome and hockey or guys that are awesome and basketball or guys, you know, like guys that can run real fast. It's like you either got it or you don't.

You can practice it and get even better, but like I personally think I would never have the ability to play Eddie Van Helen or Jeff Luminous or what is your teacher say about your skills? You know, after picking it up like the Z. He said something today that made me think of you and I was like, if you think you just left now, he goes, most of my students students are perfectionists like you. Really? It's the first time in my life I think I've ever been called a perfectionist. I was like, I straightened up. I started going, I started beaming a little bit. I wouldn't laugh at that man. You're chasing the passion. Yeah, but I'm not known for my perfectionism. So it's more of a fuck out of two.

Yeah. So how long has he come over for? He comes for an hour once a week. And what's like the, what are you doing that hour then? Do you guys talk about classical music? Like, no, not really. Most of you just like play like, you know, I had to start from basically the ground floor because I haven't played since the 1992 or something. So I'm like relearning sheet music,

learning how to read on site, that kind of stuff, relearning all that shit, relearning form and keeping my form right. But like I have this problem, a lot of people do, like their pinky shoots out when they're trying to play, so I have to work on that. My pinky flat. Can I ever consider just lopping it off?

What do you know? Do you need it at this point? I can turn the door not without it. I mean, I kind of like, I would be lying if I were to say, like, not cut it off, but I'm like, what if I just taped it down? Like just taped it down the whole time and then I wouldn't have to worry.

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multiple levels of merch talk about your oh I was supposed to talk about my favorite merch I don't even have to think it's that fucking magazine that TSTTB is my favorite piece of merchandise BS chat Well TSTT Andy work along with my lot of the BS chat. Well, do you think you work along with my lot of the if you think if you had a copy of TezDB in the car with you at the border with that gun and just whipped it right out handed into the guy. Do you think that would have helped you out? I don't think so. I think that guy has an agenda at that border patrol agent had an agenda. He has a certain amount of people he's gonna pull over. He's got a quota to meet in your work.

Just fell victim. Okay. Let's see, the shows, your favorite show and a new show. Let's see, my favorite show, probably comic book man, behind the fake counter. And then I would say new show, TV guys. Oh fuck yeah, love that show. Yeah.

Walt's new excreation man. People are taking it. So tell you, check this out. Yeah, all right. See if you can wrap your head around this. All right. I'm on eBay. I purchased a lot of TV guides ranging from the years 1976

and 1996. Right. And every episode I'll bring one issue in. Yeah. And we will break it down from cover to back cover. All the TV guide listings, me, Jeff, Brian. Isn't that from a thousand listings? We don't care.

We got all the way. What are we doing? I just mean for the listeners. I just said the world I was like at a certain point, people are gonna be like, now they just read an old magazine. So listen to it. Because it's also a pre-tune.

Yeah, because it gives you lots of talk about. Yeah, you're constantly bouncing off a new show and that kind of like branches off into a different conversation about something else. It's been a pretty good, a pretty well-received podcast. It's so fun. Yeah.

And you combine, because it never happened before. Sunday Jeff and Frank V on the same show at the same time. Woof. Yeah, that star power. Yeah, that's, you know, you're gonna, you're literally taking a risk of breaking the internet. Yeah. And I took that risk.

It brings Sunday Jeff's energy level to a two. Wow. Yeah. Jesus. He's out of control. So sign up today at patreon.com slash tell them Steve Dave. That's patreon.com slash tell them Steve Dave. Thank you to everyone who was on Patreon. Really thanks to everyone who listens in general,

except for that one guy, that little jerk. Yeah. But really special thanks to all the Patreon supporters. And we do have something. Speaking of Patreon shit, we need to talk about some auctions we're gonna be doing. Oh yeah, yeah. So I got the word over a weekend that

a long time listener, old school, old school Nate, I don't know if he wants to say his line. Nate Digitie. Nate Digity. Yeah, that's great guy Mm-hmm. We like him. Like him a lot. Yeah, he's been around forever. He had a house fire and lost everything apparently so Oh, man, I thought we put together a couple of auctions for them for the guy. Please. Let's help the guy out He's always been so good to us from call this if you're gonna look for it on eBay They're gonna be up when this episode drops. Mm-hmm. The TSD Nate 10

Benefit for Nathan eBay auctions, okay, Nate 10. Nate 10 get it 10 auctions. Nate 10. Oh God yeah, I'm working. Nate 10. Nate 10 to benefit Nate eBay auctions the TSD Nate 10 to benefit Nate eBay auctions so There's 10 auctions going up there right now all the proceeds 100% are going to Nate First up. We got a Frank five rewind VHS tape signed by everybody. Well not everybody Bri cue me Frank five Got a dollar shave wallet woof and sign toolbox. That's one auction. That's a wallet. You want to hang off your chain? So was that movie with Julius

Which wall is yours? Spec me respect my money caricature of Dollar-shave yeah, with his money and his dice. Beautiful leather wallet. You'd be proud to carry that wallet. We've got a signed TSD beat magazine, which we've been, we spoke about earlier in the episode. We have a skateboard deck.

There's only two of these left, two skateboard decks left and get them to help out. Nate has, what have you done to that skateboard deck? I've converted them to, in place that the trucks are light bulb sockets. So it actually looks like instead of wheels it has actual light bulbs. So it works as a light in your house. Yes, you know, mounted on the wall. Yes, it comes with a wall mount and it comes with four LED bulbs. They're a 61 equivalents.

Oh, sorry, 41 equivalents. Oh, it comes with the bulbs too. It comes with the bulbs too and these are Frank five approved watt equivalent. Oh, it comes with the bulbs too. It comes with the bulbs too, and these are Frank five approved wattages. No, nice. That's an all about Frank reference. You got to get your Patreon to Patreon.com slash TSD. We are, but here's some of the jewels of the 10 auctions. Up first, we have the Let's All Go Toho, the movie's collector's plate.

Now, I'm not sure again. I can't remember if i told the story about what happened to these plates on tsd or on a patreon show on tsd cuz i i didn't hear it in here yeah the um i made some collectors plates you know plates remember like i guess start track would be i remember seeing stricter i have a one with i have one with pacard and one with shat Do you see the gold paint around the rim of the plate queue? Yeah, these plates are not for you though. Don't look in. Well, these were originally going to be Patreon gifts, but in between getting them off the boat from China and into America though, they,

that's not custom-sage. Yeah, they got, they got held up in customs. And I'm ever getting a call one night from a border agent. And I thought it was one of those scams. I'm like, Hey, your name was just, you know, do you have anything to do with Texas? Cause your name is here with the, you got a drugs in this box on a gun. Yeah. I thought it was somebody bullshit in me.

You know, I thought it was like when, so I went along with it playing around like, I was saying like, Oh, did I order a gun to? Yeah. You know, is there? There was somebody bullshit in me. You know, I thought it was like, so I went along with it playing around like, I was saying like, oh, did I order a gun too? Yeah. You know, it was already drugs in here. I think it's like, sorry, this is not so such. We're talking about, I'm calling about some plates and I was like, and I was just like, what is there cocaine in those plates?

I didn't say that to you. I was like, and I didn't get it at first. It took me a second to realize, I was like, oh shit, that's right, because it had been so long since I ordered the plates, it had been months. I was like, he goes, yeah, he goes, your plates have been held for further testing, to make sure that they're,

they meet the criteria to be released into America because I guess they're worried about if you wash them or put food on them. If the paint will come off and maybe give you mercury poisoning or lead poisoning. Right. Cause they're decorative plates. They're decorative plates.

They're decorative. They're not to be eaten off people. Please, if you do win this plate, don't eat off it. I don't want anybody to get hurt. Put it on the wall and look at it. It looks like you enjoy a meal, so do not put one off his plate. Because, though, what happened was the guy said, I'm going to put in my notes that I called you and you said these are decorative plates.

These are not going to be used as functional plates. So hopefully that will get them released to you, but I don't know. He said they're gonna have to do some testing on it. They fucking know that too. On the back, it says all sorts of shit. Yeah, it says a collector's plate, limited edition number,

and I was gonna hand right on there the number of plates and everything and what number they got. This was gonna be a primo gift, but I never heard anything. Nobody ever called me back. It's been over two years. There's no way on the planet

that these plates weren't destroyed. So you never tried? So you're in some Chinese restaurant in Chinatown, New York right now. No. But you have only 15 plates got through to my house. Wow. Look at the color.

No, it's so beautiful. That's why lead paint works so well. That's why pops. Well, that phosphorous shit there. It's glowing. So that company that made the plates just lost all that money? Well, I had to go through, I had to go through Alibaba.com and tell them like, hey man,

I don't think the plates are coming. It's been seven months. I can't, and they want it me to do, or on through all these hoops. I'm like, you got to go down, talk to this person and I them like, hey man, I don't think the plates are coming. It's been seven months. I can't, and they want it me to do, or on through all these hoops, I'm like, you gotta go down, talk to this person, and I'm like, I'm not going down to the fucking docks. There's no way that's happening. I'll just refund my money.

And if I get them, I promise you, I'll square up with you. And they, they wouldn't give me the money back. I was fighting with them, finally, I just went to my credit card company, and I was like, look, I never got the plates. They're giving me the run around. You know, I want to get refunded for the plates and the credit card company eventually just refunded the money. Okay. Nice. But 15 got through. Sunday Jeff has one. I have one. And now somebody, another listener is going to go. Now me and Q have one.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. the guy designed it back together. I would like to hang that up in my house. That's very rare. That's very cool. Yeah, so this is one of the rarest TSD items in TSD town history. I think there's one that's even more rare coming out. Oh, yeah, coming out. And but the jewel, the absolute jewel in the Nate 10.

How do I say it again? The TSD Nate 10 to benefit Nate, eBay auctions is... Nate 10 to benefit Nathan? Yeah, whatever. Yeah, just type in TSD Nate auctions and you'll find it on eBay. Is vinyl cast original art from the album? From the first one.

From the very first album. Yes. original art from the album from the first one from the very first album yes we have the pencil art that Wayne Jansen digitally painted over the guy who did the colors for us for that album but I have the the original pencil art signed by Q signed by Brie signed by me and we're gonna auction that off that's the big get in this auction that's gonna be huge now I gave my original test pressing for the first vinyl cast. I gave it to Adam For the Yorkies on okay, I think sold for like 400 bucks That's just a test pressing of a record. So like the original art right suitable for framing. Yeah

Oh, yeah, maybe the color in it if you feel like it I felt bad signing it. I was like oh oh man I don't want to ruin this my signature. There's a and like I said, there's 10 different auctions like if you can't You know, you think that you're not going to be in the running for The original art, but you want to support Nate There's jerseys. There's hockey jersey. there's a baseball jersey, a football jersey, there's some hoodies. I'll definitely be retweeting a link every day to the tour ebay store, which is TESD Town General Store on ebay.

So if you're not finding it, you can go there and you'll find it that way. So yeah, like you said, if you want to help out a long time listener. And also, you know, get your sauce some cool TST shit. This is the perfect opportunity. Yeah. Help out Nate, get some cool stuff. It all works out. It all works out. I met Barry McClean. You want me to be Barry? No. Barry came down here. I talked to him for a bit. I think we're going to do a Patreon show together. Oh yeah. A little black exploitation action. Oh, has Sunday Jeff got to think about this. I think we're gonna do a Patreon show together. Oh yeah? Little black exploitation action. Oh, has Sunday Jeff gonna think about this? I think Sunday Jeff is pasty enough and white enough

that he should understand that I cannot do a black exploitation show. But Barry is fucking revved up. He reminds me of DMC with his energy level. Oh wow, that is high energy. And he is high energy. And it was funny like his, uh, Barry and his girl came down here and me and Mary Beth came down to meet him and say,

hi, and stuff. Get him was here. So Barry also is a special needs kid, which I was not aware of. And he started talking about him and talking about how his girl takes care of him and helps out. Shit. So like Barry starts getting choked up. Then the girl starts getting choked up. Then Mary Beth starts getting choked up. And everyone's like just on the verge of crying. There's no way you got choked up. I didn't get choked up. Then Mary Beth starts getting choked up and everyone's like just on the verge of crying. There's no way you got choked up. I didn't get choked up. I said, if you got choked up, you're forgetting that.

No one's not believe that shit. I'm trying to save my rep. I look at him, I always say, well, I guess it's obvious me and get him our solace. We're not getting choked up. Yeah, that's from Barry. Oh, very cool. He drew it.

It's a print of the white baron. Yeah, pretty awesome, man. Thank you. We got some of Barry artwork on the walls. We got artwork on, yeah. Yeah, I love him. He's a great guy. And he's moving to Jersey.

He says. Yeah, that's really. Next year, he's gonna be moving back to Jersey down south, south Jersey. Do you guys have a name for your podcast yet? Not yet. I'm trying to think too. He doesn't come until April, so I'm trying to figure out how we can do it online, but

still play the movie. And that does give you a lot of... It's almost like you could cover any movie then, no matter how like scan this. No matter how agree just. You got to pass. I like to agree just Yeah, you got it. I got pass. I got right. Although I got to tell you like, he's not shy with the use of that word. Barry?

Well, maybe, yeah, just see if you can make sure like I get a viewing of it so I can make some edits if I need to. You might need to. Because I'm like, who am I going to sway it up like guy from using whatever like using the free expression, visual vocabulary? That's not up like guy from using whatever like using the free expression visual tabulary? That's that up for me to say no. You do it in post.

Yeah, but what do I do if I can hack like he texts me and sometimes he texts me the unword and if somebody like sees that, yeah, I can't hack it and they're like, oh, just as long as you didn't use it. Yeah, you'll be fine. What's the picture of him coming back at him with like honky and shit like that? That's fine. Not come on his ass. And then again, think you got the past. It's not a combination word, bro. Okay. Yeah. Swat the moon. Right. Yeah.

Speaking of watching movies, back to the future on Broadway. We didn't get your review. I have to come in with my tail between my legs and tell you that I was wrong, Q. That was one of the best plays I've ever seen in my life. Isn't it fun, man? It was really well done in that. Yeah, you were right, man.

They didn't like try to water down the mom on son actually. Oh, they made it sexier. Yeah. I was like, I hope they fucking consummate this relationship. I'm gonna have to. But no, but no livians. No livians. But you're gonna miss it, right?

You're gonna miss it. You were right. Yeah. They didn't need terrorists. They didn't need terrorists. And I didn't think it was possible. You don't miss it. You don't miss on sign. I didn't think it was possible. You don't miss it. You don't miss it.

I did miss the dog. Did you? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I didn't miss the dog. I love the dog that I missed the dog And how great was the end when it when it travels back when it hits the courthouse? You don't even know what you're seeing you're like this is unbelievable. It was a feast pretty eyes. It was well worth The exorbitant sea prices that I can't see it. It's pretty expensive, but they really do put on for an amazing show with special effects that I've never seen before. No, that's a great way to put it. I've never seen anything like that before. They pulled it off. A 10. I agree. I'll give it a 10. I mean, I thought the cast was great. How great was Doc? I mean, what I tell you, like, he didn't do a Christopher Lloyd thing He did his own thing and it fucking worked. I didn't think anything could beat spider-man turn off the dark

I was wrong Future did it. Are you a Martin McFly guy? I went I got my vest I got my white and red night geese I'm francing around I'm francing around town Tell me what's dressed on his way to Canada. It's been whistle in the power of love. Stop by to see my mom.

I was like, hey, can I check this out mom? I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't.

Did you go with Frank V? No, he went, he saw it as well. He adored it as well. Yeah. I thought it was weird that he went, he saw it as well, he adored it as well. The only thing I thought was weird that he said, there's too many songs. What the fuck did you mean? It's a musical, right? It's a musical, of course, it's gonna be songs.

I actually kind of like, if I had one note, it would be like, I would prefer a couple more scenes and maybe two less songs. So I think I agree with them. I want more songs. But I fucking the songs were good. All everyone in Doc's songs was a fucking banger, man. It was great.

Dude, I'm so glad you liked them, man. Ten baller, really happy. Ten baller. I could have went too. Yeah. My knee was all fucked up. Yeah, I was going to go with Q. How many times you go Q?

Twice. Twice. Yeah. You go a third time. I'd go a third time. I'm careful, cripple. I'll fucking hell of that And why don't we do why don't we why don't we make it it? We'll make it a thing Yeah, yeah, we'll go to go Yeah, okay, I love that I had so much fun with that you get free tickets. No

If you do go a third time you need free ticket I'll go again Can't really get free tickets on Broadway. No, I know I'm not even for BQ not fleece of all be cute. Well, what a BQ paid It's still kind of free Well, we're outside the theater. He's a lot of money. He's just walking I got to read about I mean not got to glad to want to want to can't wait to read about me on these Oh me on these have you ever used your underwear to be moodsetters? I feel like you do has like he's he's worn some boxers in with some hearts on I'm when he's about to make love to a lady. Oh, you're younger days. No, you know, I know that somebody's gonna be seeing

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Like, did they fit? I don't know if they're supposed to be. Do they feel good? I don't know if they're supposed to be. They can because they're not me undisguised. Yeah. Yeah. So you're the terrible experience

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What else do I got here? Not much. We got to get on to another episode. Don't we won't? You don't want to your game. I thought we'd save it for the the next episode. Okay. Yeah, okay Yeah, cuz it's already we're already an hour and six minutes in What else that I want to talk about to these these guys out of your non-patriot? Oh, you're gonna be sad You're gonna want to hear this next episode to sign up five bucks. Come on. It's a matter with you. Mary Beth got a text the other day at five in the morning. Nothing ever good comes through on a text at five

in the morning. And you could have be more right because it was a notification from her new cat, the new cat litter box that sell them took a shit. This fucking, this litter box man. It's's like that's the smartest litter box in the history of the world. Is there anything not connected to Wi-Fi anymore? It's nuts. Is this one that cleans itself like rotates? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what you can get one of them. I had one I gave it to either like I got to give it to my brother. Oh, yeah, she had one that she that was it worked pretty well. We had it for years. And it's just it was too heavy and too much. She got the roller one. And yeah,

it can send you notifications. Yeah. And tells you what. It's so big. It's so big. I was like, I want this and this. Yeah, it is pretty big. Can you fool it, though? Like, if you drop like maybe like a piece of play, don't you? I'm gonna drop it. I'm gonna just want to marry back. I figured this one out, Mary Beth. But let's say you just dropped a play dough in a shape of a cat turd. Would the machine be able to tell a difference? I don't think it could tell. It would clean it, but I don't think it would, like, it wouldn't send you a message saying

Salem went into the bathroom at five in the morning. It wouldn't send the message. I don't think it would send a message. Why? Why do you think so? Because the weight of the cat isn't on it. So, like, if you just throw something in there, maybe I'll do a test at home.

I'll check it out. I've got some Play Dove. I'll say, because that gave me hope for us. Like, you know, I always was like, oh, the machines are gonna take over. They're not. They might not. They're not gonna take over.

That's why Skyna will take over. Because his litter box doesn't recognize Play Dove. From fucking cat feces Also, uh Maxwell is doing some you'll have to go check out Maxwell classic on Twitter He's doing some kind of drag show. I don't know about guys who dress up like women unless you're doing the golden girls Yeah, yeah, so Maxwell's gonna do a drag thing I think it's part of his wrestling deal. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I think he's gonna do that. And when I brought it up, it turns out that Walt would also be willing to go and drag to help out Frank V if he thought that Mary was a cheap, a cheap, a cheap, a cheap, a cheap, a cheap, a cheap, a cheap, a cheap, a cheap, a cheap, a cheap, a cheap, a cheap, a cheap, a cheap, a cheap, a cheap, a cheap, a cheap, a cheap, a cheap, a cheap, a cheap, a cheap,

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I absolutely would, you know? I would love to see if I could pull that off. I gotta say, out of all of us in the Golden Girls thing, you look the best as a girl. Yeah, I think so. I would, I would, I would, I'll take it. I might give you a second look, I'm walking on the street.

Hello, honey. You would earn her, yeah. You forgot to tell Q that we went to go see some wrestling. Yeah, micro wrestling. Oh, that's right. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. You didn't lead with this? Oh, that's right.

We did. I forgot about the wrestling. It's not just any wrestling, Q. It's a micro wrestling. It was the micro wrestling. Because he's working on the show. Because Brian the showrunner, former showrunner for Tellum Steve D, or Tom Peat. For comic bookmen is the showrunner for the micro wrestling league,

which is a bunch of guys and gals, little people, who I found to be pretty entertaining. Yeah. I like Psycho. He's my favorite. Yeah. I'm a Psycho guy. He's, they got a show and discovery channel. Yes. And I think it's coming out in September or November. I thought he said January February. Oh, okay. You're probably right. So they were resting around here. Yep. Two new Jersey. Yeah. At a bar, right? So me one, get a club. Yeah. It was an outdoor bar and, you know, they have like, you've been to the stone pony.

So you know how they have that outdoor area with the stage. Yeah. That's kind of what it was like. And it was like, there were a couple bars surrounding it. There were, I mean, am I exaggerating when I say there are probably 500 people there? Oh, easily packed. I mean, it was packed and the shelves hold wall

that they did not see the audience. Anybody who was there wanted to be there. It's not like, hey, we're having a beyond TV type thing. It was like anyone who was there. And the crowd, didn't you think the crowd was strange that like it was a lot of like ladies, like older women like our age that were like dressed up and like wrestling masks.

And yeah, they bought them there, like the luchador masks and like fake dreadlocks and no. No sense of PC there, like the people went crazy for the star spangled banner, like the national anthem, they went nuts and then they have like they sell hats with like rostahare and. Because that was the one guy, Stick. That was the one guy, Stick.

And what was the other thing they sold that I was like, damn, I can't believe that they're. Was it the chief, anything chief little fun? Yeah, yeah that was the one guy stick that was the one guy's stick and what was the other thing they sold that I was like Damn, I can't believe that they're Was it the chief anything chief little fun? Yeah, yeah, headdresses. Yeah, they were like women wear headdresses Oh, yeah, because a chief little foot. Yeah, professional wrestling that kind of it seems like yeah, it like anything goes Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I tell you I was impressed with the The conditioning of these wrestlers. Yeah, they're wrestling outside It was really hot and humid and they just keep going and going and going You know that the matches last for at least a half hour. Wow, so when was this?

It was about seven o'clock at night a couple weeks ago in in July Wow, so they they really got to be, you know, condition to keep going. Yeah. Because they just keep flipping and diving and jumping and slamming. Taking hits going through tables. Oh, yeah. No tables.

No tables. No tables. One of my notes is one of the black little guys stole a head dress from Chief Littlefoot and put it on. He's like dancing around This is there's women at the big disrespect. There's women in the audience war weapon like Shit, oh shit, they did not care and then and like you could tell that they were actually fans because they knew the chance Right there were chance like for moves and they just started like I don't know. Oh, it's great

man, what was I got twist his dick Potential dick injuries like people the crowd really likes when you go for the groin area sure yeah, why though? I don't understand mystery Wanted out. Yeah, there were two chants. It was you sup dick. That was one. That's what I mean. You looked at each other. We're like, is this for real?

And then they started yelling twist is dick. They wanted to twist his dick off. And then there was micro Jackson, which is the little person, Michael Jackson, a person here. He was also a ref for the last match. And one of the wrestlers attacked him them so he attacked him back and just you know he kicked him right in the car oh yeah you went down well it's just when you're when you're not winning the match walled you got

you got a crowly way that whole up fucking nice ball job really helps right between the legs bring the home up and uh... i'm not surprised a wall got stopped at the border because as long as I've known the man, he refuses to carry ID with him. He just like, I know. It's like the only people I know who refuse to carry ID

are fucking felons because they don't want to know who they are. It's the only other people I know who don't have ID at the ready. And he's like, oh shit, I hope I have mine. Like meanwhile, we're fucking 45 minutes from home. So if you guys didn't have it, we got to turn around and go, no, you knew Michelle was there, right?

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It was much. I don't know. I think those are. I think you're on the side of the highway. Yeah, you'll figure it out. She was right. Yeah. Um, like, there was, like, it almost felt like they were gonna come right into us.

Yeah, it's not a race, it's a best, dude. How about how loud that ring is when they hit it? Yeah, yeah. There were a lot of people that, like, that was the best part about sitting ringside was we didn't have to stand in the crowd. Because that would have not been fun. It was hot as fuck. And the weird thing to you, like, me and Walt were like,

hey, let's get a slice, but you can't just get a slice. You gotta buy an entire pie. Oh, really? Yeah. I don't know. They had their own pizzas up and everything. Yeah, they wanted to sit ringside

with a giant pizza on our lap. Yeah, I didn't quite get it. I did also, like, be honest, at a certain point, when we were coming home, did you think Walt was falling asleep at the wheel? No. No? No. Because when we were coming home, did you think Walt was falling asleep at the wheel? No. No? No.

Because when we were on Leonardville Road, we went around by Julian's beach shop. There was a moment where Walt's driving, and I'm like, I think we're gonna hit the other side of the road he was drifting so far over. I'm like, I'm sure. I don't want to say something, and again, I'm not saying anything.

Get him those to keep his mouth shut. I'm driven with them long enough. I'm just used to his driving by now. And I've accepted my fate. And it happens, it happens. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it really made me like, hmm, I wonder if he's okay. The only, the only complain I had about my wrestling was tiny, what was the stain?

Which one? The guy was constantly in front of me. Oh, tiny, uh, I was born guy. Oh, yeah, many Aussie Aussie Aussie. Aussie Aussie. I was born. Yeah. He was standing right in front of me.

And like every time I thought I had the pattern of how he was moving, he switched. So he's constantly blocking. Was he a little guy? Yeah. But we were sitting down. So he was like, I level with. Oh, he wasn't like a real small guy. He was kind of like an average.

Yeah. And he was doing the ring announcing which was bad because the speakers there were so horrible. You couldn't like a real small guy. He was kind of like an average. Yeah, and he was doing the ring announcing Which was bad because the speakers there were so horrible you couldn't hear what he was saying. You couldn't hear shit Yeah, he may as well not even said anything. Yeah, he couldn't hear anything shit I could wrestling event I went to first one with you. That was a WWE Yeah, and the seg was micro wrestling So how did it feel when you saw the shell was micro wrestling. So how did it feel when you saw the shell paling around and you know he was doing the same things he

was used to do with us you know like like pumping them up and shoulder rubs talking them up and so excited and and it's like that's my old bitches over there. Yeah lucky they're sitting rings at their only ringside because my family didn't show up otherwise they'd be there with the rest of the schmuck. They're lucky they're sitting rings that they're only ringside because my family didn't show up Otherwise they'd be there with the rest of the schmuck It was kind of kind of tough to watch, you know as he has moved on for us big time. Yeah Well, not big time enough that we don't text him constantly and go and hang out with him

And he's on our he's on patreon, but still there was that feeling of like you felt like the old girlfriend Yeah, you know like oh he moved on. Yeah, he's moved on. Yeah, he's a two point oh now. He doesn't give a fuck about us Fuck you in the shell