Tell Em Steve-Dave - #569: Brown Snakes on a Plane

Episode Date: September 17, 2023

Walt’s rocking is nearly stopped short, right-wing flower shops, Bry is sent on a fool’s errand, Git ‘em and Frank 5 go on a date.

I was thinking about Jimmy the Harry guy. Don't you think he's like, you're right, he is small and stature, but he has this pop I'm drinking constantly. Yeah, there is no chance on the planet though that I was even nearing, you know, doing number two. No way. Tell him, Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him, Steve Dave. Hey, Walt. Hello. And Q is not here unsurprisingly. He's got no commitment. Instead we have Frank five. Hello Frank five. Can you will you bring up your Personality will you bring up your energy? Can you match a Brian Quinn in any way shape or form?

I will do the best I can but I I'm sure that he will be missed and I will be hated well He may be calling it. So we might hear from BQ. And of course, Gidham, who was, I feel unfairly maligned last week. Well, the sound, he was dipping out, you couldn't really hear Gidham. I don't think it was Gidham's fault.

They were like, he's a sound guy, he's in charge. Think it might've been Declan. Cause everything sounds good on our end. I think it might've been Declan didn't mix it properly. So if you're gonna give give anybody shit give it to that little leprechaun Not to poor get him. Yeah, he takes enough slings in arrows. He doesn't need this shit, too So what do we want to talk about first one get right to Q see what Q's up to Sure

Hello BQ Yo, what's going on? What's up, baby? We got a pretender here, some fake that's trying to be you. His name is Frank five. Frank five is sitting in for me. Oh, yes. This makes them appreciate you way more. It's not easy, but it's not. So we wanted to, even though you're, you were unable to come in today, we wanted to talk to you real fast because we all had quite a weekend last week. Yeah we did. We talked about it on the last night. Fighting. Okay. Yep. Yep. Yep. We're going to Jones Beach to see Rob Zombie, Ellis Cooper, Ministry and Filter. The first the last two who we all missed because we were hanging out in the parking lot. Me, you, uh, Troy, we were doing some classic, very classic tailgated.

Yeah. Yeah. Which isn't easy for you because you got recognized a few times. But, uh, yeah, it's all right. Most people are nice. But, uh, yeah, the only time that came into my worry about that came in is when I had to take leak. So I had to duck into some tall grass. Came out of ticks all over him and lying disease. Yeah, but it was nowhere to eat. I'm like, well, this is not good. Yeah, great, great time, great time. Great time. A great time that almost didn't happen. Wall. Yeah. Walled flat again. Mary Beth came. Mary Mary Beth and I went up we met Troy and his wife and as we're

On our way there We get a call from Frank who I thought at first was a joke that they had to stop on the way it was Frank Miss five Walton Deb and They were on their way to the show and Walt started feeling woozy, started feeling ill, not too long after you left, right? Probably about 15 minutes into the drive. 15 minutes? Actually, but that would be a lie.

It was, I was feeling a little off before I even got in the car, before I even pranked me up, but I was telling myself, I'd pay, I said, I'll pay, I it'll pass it'll pass. Now what did it feel like at the time? Like if you were like going to diagnose yourself in the moment what would you have said? That's hard to describe it's like a feeling of like you get that tunnel vision and everybody's voice went down real low. It was around me. Like they're audible. They were talking in the back seat and all of a sudden the volume went down really, really low.

And I couldn't hear anybody talking except the mumbles. And I came close to feeling like I was going to pass out. And so I was terrified I was having a heart attack. Your head's swimming. Well, when we heard some of the stuff that Frank told us, like, of course, Mary Beth and I are speculating, I'm like, maybe he had a panic attack. Maybe he's this, maybe that turns out we were wrong.

We're not doctors. But before that, you had to pull over and ask Frank to call you an ambulance. Which, when I heard that, I was like, oh my fucking god, no, no, like I don't Yeah, I cannot deal with this kind of bad news like Walt's into now in an ambulance Yeah, that was that was the moment that I started getting I don't want to say freaked out But worried because I was like yeah, it's not That's the first ambulance I've ever been in. From the road.

From the road. We pulled over and we pulled over at a Welsh farms or a quick check or something. Quick check. And I got, I stepped out of the car and I got some air and I was like, OK, maybe it's going away. But I was just lying to myself. And I was feeling like, well, I don't, I don't have shortness of breath.

I don't have chest pains. Excuse me. What's going on? And so I was like, I'm going to go, I'm okay. It's going to pass. I'm going to go. And then they went, like everybody went inside to get like, I guess like a Nestle crunch bar, some sugar and a drink.

Right. We went about your drink and when they were inside it happened again And it was like I was so close to blacking out that I was terrified and Honestly, I just Might really just some my I mean, I want to start getting emotionally upset or anything But I saw my daughter and I was like and I was like if I don't get to see her again Because I fucking power through to see this concert. Right.

It's going to be a draw on scene. No, it's not. It's not going to fall. It's not going to fall. I just was like, I can do this. I'll be fine. It's just passing. But I knew that something was seriously, seriously wrong.

And I, so if I was to get back in that car and something happens, I would, I would, it just would have been like, what a stupid move when I, when I just should do the right thing and see get some medical assistance. And I was afraid I was going to throw up too. And Frank just got a new car. Right. What's the new car? What's the car?

It's a BMW. Oh, someone's doing well. Oh, I'm glad you got the word. And the BMW. I'm still driving a 2018 Wrangler. Damn. You'll get there. I wish you had picked me up, Cue, because then I would have said like we could have just went to the hospital where I found Welsh farms, because I wouldn't have felt this guilt

of throwing up in a brand new BMW. And I said to that's one of them, like Deb came over to me and wish he was talking to me, and I said to Frank, I was like calling the ambulance. Yeah, when I said, you know how long it takes to convince yourself to call an ambulance? Oh, it takes me a long time to go to an ER.

One time it took me days and they're like, you're lucky, you came in, you were gonna have a heart attack. You got so little blood in you So yeah, I'm no stranger to being like don't want to do it I don't want to do it and that realization finally when I said the column and I was just like if I throw up in his car I'm never gonna be able to forgive myself, you know, and their brand new car So Christian, they're Christian. Here's what gets me. You're insane because We didn't know that that's why you wanted to call the ambulance. So there was a little, you know, I'm not being 100%

There was a little bit of me too. There was like I need to get somebody here knows what the hell's going on. Frank drives too slow. That's true. Now like if you don't want to, like, like, get him with you. I would have been like, well, maybe he'll be able to give me CPR. So I was in. I was in. Oh, well, maybe he'll be able to give me CPR. So I was in. Yeah. All right. Yeah, but like, you know, if I need mouth to mouth, I know, I know, I know kids right in there. I know if you would have, if you would have like, I paused, I probably

would have paused just for a second. What would you have sent Mary and been like, you know, this stuff too. Yeah. I tell you what to do. This was. But Mary Beth had a good point. She was like, I mean, if it's 500 bucks to detail a car and make it brand new, again, like the ambulance had to be way more than that. I'm sure the ambulance was upwards of $8,000. Yeah, that's what I was hearing about, 1000 bucks. Yeah, so, but I didn't, you know what,

I'm not being 100% honest. There was a small part of me that also was like, I need to get somebody here who knows what the hell is going on. Or like if I pass out like they'll be here to make me, bring in conscious or administer some aid to me. Right. Because especially like in that moment, like I wake up and I'm like my knee hurts. It's like, all right, my knee hurts.

Like you wake up and you're like, I can't fucking hear people correctly. No, I feel woozy as fuck. Actually woke up and I felt better than I ever been because I've been doing it like a major chest cold. I think it was COVID, but I don't know, but major chest cold. Now he tells me chest can be just for weeks. For like it felt like two weeks, and I'm still like have a little bit of a cough and but the congestion is like a

million times better now. It's just a little bit of a cough, and the congestion is like a million times better now. It's just a small bit of congestion now. But so I've been dealing with something. And but that morning I woke up and I was like, man, I feel really good. And then as the morning progressed and like about a half hour before Frank got there, I was out in the backyard, trying to tire out the dog,

because we're going to be gone all day with this concert I was you kidding balls around and you know, you know, we're in free sweatshirts. Yeah, I was wearing free sweatshirts and Middle of summer I might have And I did not I did not feel right when I came in after playing with socks and But I told myself I'll be all right. I'll be all right. I'm I'm a metal. I'm good to go It wasn't no, it wasn't like I'm metal. It was just like I'm overreacting here. I'll be all right I'll be all right I'm I'm metal I'm good to go was no no isn't like I'm metal it's just like I'm overreacting here I'll be fine but when it came close to like blacking out then I knew like this is not normal here's here's what kind of me mean nervous we pull in and to pick them up and you know as we're driving he says something that I've never heard him say

and he goes jeez I'm awfully hot. That's so much. Well, why don't you take off your sweatshirt? It's hot here. Or at least one of them. One of them. And then he did, he pulled off his sweatshirt, and now he's got his face.

Do you remember this? Against the air conditioning. And he turns me, goes turn the air conditioning up. And at first, I kind of thought he was just screwing around. And you didn't talk much when you got into it. No, I was like, I was deep within my head going like, something's wrong, something's wrong. And I didn't talk much when you got into it. No, I was like, I was deep within my head

going like something's wrong, something's wrong, and I didn't want to admit it. I didn't want to say anything. They were going out for a concert. But last time that all of us, BQs, me, you, Troy, Frank, this never happens, I'm gonna be like, I feel good. I can't hear people.

Yeah. I'm all done with content. Well, me, Troy and Cue were sitting there. We went to a restaurant and we were talking. Because Frank was giving updates as he was getting them, which wasn't very frequent. So we're sitting there all worried and shit. We're like, what's going on? Is he going to be okay?

What happens? And then finally, the diagnosis comes through. And... Stream dehydration. It turns out that the doctor went to his wife and said, I don't know how to tell you this, but your husband is thirsty. That's what I'm saying.

But this is more than that though. I am, I have to do water regimen now. Given to me by the doctor who was like, you've got to start drinking more water or you're going to be extremely sorry. Yeah. And so like I've taken it to heart, there is no going back.

I am drinking water constantly now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I'm not constantly. I'm trying to get those five bottles. I'm supposed to get seven bottles. I can't do seven. It's so much of a water. It's so much of a water. I'm not constantly I'm trying to get those five but I'm supposed to get seven bottles. I can't do seven Constantly in the toilet, but I'm getting five easily Yeah, who could trick any else? Do you think now? Now do you think his complexion is better now because I think it is

You got your got a rose about your cheeks and stuff. I give you a month looking pretty good Yeah, right now you know, I'd be holly are you sure you feel okay? Good son I actually didn't I really didn't feel better better 100% better until yesterday. Oh really? Like there's a lingering little things like like when I was just like It's like on because I'm also terrified it's gonna happen again Mm-hmm and like if I like my pass out like what's gonna happen? You know am I gonna hit my head or like you know and going up and down stairs and shit?

I was so in the back of my mind. I was like, man, something's still not right. But eventually probably yesterday, I felt completely normal. And I feel really good now. Yeah. It was good down the stairs like my grandmother did, you know, just like a little scooch. Yeah.

Oh, she would sit on the stairs and speech down. Yeah. Yeah, she had a battle. Yeah, that's, that's how you want to accept life. Just scooched out the stairs from now on. Shit, two fake knees and a fake ankle. So, but yeah, I didn't want to, but I told the doctor to, I was like, I'm going to a concert when they told me what it was and they're like, okay, we're going to give you some fluids and it turned out, I need it two big bags of fluid. Yeah. And I was like, can I still go to the concert and they're like, I don't see no reason why not. You know, you can't drink. Don't drink alcohol. They're like, oh,

that gave you the opening to be like, let me tell you something. It's not 28. At least like that. I'm not drinking alcohol either. Did they make you get back to hospital robe? I didn't get a rope. I didn't get a gown either, which was. Like, yeah, they took it. You were totally nude in the bed? No, they took you right from the ambulance right into the room and there was no formality of getting undressed or anything.

Okay, yeah, one of my teeth got knocked out. I took the rope with me for the gown. The gown? Yeah. But it's like the paper thin gown. No, it's like shoulder-ass. It was cloth. I mean, it's basically tissue paper. It was cloth. I mean, it's basically tissue paper.

It was cloth. No, it was cloth. It was to be valuable, so. Back in the early 90s, aren't it? Not anymore, I don't think there made any cloth. But yeah, that was it. But I was given the green light to go, so I decided I would, you know,

out power through and, you know, muscle through it and get through and get to get to the concert. Yeah, and he did it. That's like when you were when we found out okay, he's dehydrated and you got the fluids and stuff were like okay, this is now open season. But when you sacked up and went to the concert, it's just like well, all right, what do you put? But make it fun of you. For what? For passing out like my wife. The reason I passed out is I got, I think I got COVID and all I'm doing is fucking lifting boxes.

I feel like I'm for the fucking Patreon ship. And you guys are not gonna ride my balls. I went to the hospital for you fuckers. I'm a bum, there's so much you just need it to drink water. I know. There's no other way. It makes up 70% of, well, 70% of most people's bodies. And now I got my wife and I told her she's free to ride my balls relentlessly

about drinking water. And I'm given also that card to you, get them. Okay. Oh wow. You can proud, you can proud, beat me and make sure you're riding me. Okay. Like a Bronco. Oh, I will.

To drink water. You keep looking this good. I have three varsity letters in managing you find that anyone knows they do a hydration It's me because if I'm not at home. I'm here. So I want somebody in my ear being like to be drank enough water Even if I get a little grouchy and I'm like, yeah, I drank water. That's what I predict Don't take it the wrong way just like you just don't That yeah power through that as well and just keep rockin' it. Yes.

You know who Bobby Boucher is? Yes. And the water boy. That's you now. You're now the office boy. Oh, I'll be second. How high quality it's your well in our refrigerator. But how do you guys do it though?

Cute. How do you take down five to seven bottles of water a day? How do you do it? I'm just used to it. I drink, I'm drinking constantly. Well, like, so it's just in the mouth. You got to clop for this week. I make sure I put that slice in my...

But now you have the fun too of monitoring the color of your pee to see out dehydrate. Oh, I've been doing that. Yeah, yeah, it's yeah, it's at the exact color You know, I got the little chart. I look at it. We taped it to the urinal the bathroom. Yeah, I feel like that the right it's at the perfect color right now I feel like on a personal level. I don't need as much water as your common man Really I'm more camel. I want the same thing. Two. And I don't know. I don't know.

How would you feel like you're almost all water? Go ahead, Kim. You remember those old school like pool testing kits with like the tomb size. Yeah, yeah. That's what I want you to piss in that. Forget them.

I'm holding up to the light and just then he's going to tell you how much water you have. Yeah, I like to look at this sample. Yeah, let me taste it. Taste horrible. Very sweet. Too much. You should have no taste.

Another bottle of water, boss. Yeah, but then Walter arrived and he did like you did look a little bit like stunned and uh, look, I'm not going to sugarcoat it. My wife maybe had one too many at this concert. She was, uh, she was rocking. She was rolling. She was dancing. She was all over the place. She made us all look old. Yeah. Well, just by showing up. Yeah, just like showing up. But behavior wise, we're all sitting down watching the show and she was just whipping our hair around.

It was so fun to watch. Bang in her head having a great time. You know, the kind of time that when you went to see made in that time with her and and there's like guys behind us tearing their shirts off and like beating their chests and shit. It's like it's like I've never had that a concert experience or the desire to fuel off my shirt and and the head bang and trust me as young as she looked doing it the next couple days there was some back soreness some neck soreness yeah it wasn't. You can't just

wimp into that kind of headbed head head, uh, bad activity. Yeah. Yeah. And not expecting the red thing. Mad. There's a price for being metal thrashing. Oh, yeah. And she, she paid that price from head to toe because the shoes that I had her wear like tore her feet apart. Her, her one foot on the side is like a giant scab because she was trying to wear these like white tennis shoes. And I was like, well, if you want to stay home and watch Rob Zombie videos, you can wear them. But if you want to look like a hot metal slut on my arm, then you're going to have to wear these heels.

Everybody said something about, oh, he's going to the nursing home. Yeah. It looks like a nursing standard. Can we reveal who's in the room? Sure. Mary Beth is here. Her mom is here. Her mom and dad are down from Vegas.

Miss five, sage is here. It's a full house. Yeah. Wow. There's a viewing party. Yeah, there's a viewing party. And, yeah, so Mary Beth got all torn up. She didn't look half as good afterwards as she did before.

And this is exactly when I knew Walt wasn't quite with us was like Mary Beth was obviously tanked and I leaned into him. I was like I can't believe she's gonna be driving home and Walt just goes I wouldn't let her. I was like I was like our friend still is there that I was say do you need more water? Can you talk about your stool? What's okay? You talk about your cane yet? I brought the cane. I only needed it on the way out though thankfully.

But yeah, she was dancing with the cane, mocking me. I couldn't get to her. I got a great video of you walking to Troy's car with your cane. Oh, did you? Oh, yeah, that's right. I forgot about that video. I drove by and I screamed at you. You shook the cane at me.

It didn't even seem like you were doing it to be funny. It's second nature. I'm telling you, you get a cane and suddenly you want to point at people, you want to knock on doors, you want to shake it, you know. It's like an extension. It's like your fist isn't enough. Now you shake a cane. It's like an extension, it's like your fist is enough. Now you shake a cane, somebody's like,

wow, he's old then man. Okay. Wait, and then we're going into the parking lot and there was an old guy walking across with a cane to the concert and he was wearing like a zombie shirt and then you put your cane out the window and when I, I'm with you brother and then you raise your

and rose for life does anybody who is shaking a cane to are they just completely and automatically dismissed them out of what they say absolutely the can just makes you dismiss the can makes makes it like what are you gonna do I think it depends on the cane man again you're using like a CVS yeah yeah like the register nine dollar aluminum like get yourself in a like Amazon basics you need like a cargoel on the edge of that game yeah the the cane was less than

ten dollars and the stickers won't come off that's the kind of of cane. I got a skull cane in the in the other room Maybe put it up on Twitter and like vote for it. Well Pam offered me one of hers, but they were too short You know because she's only like five three We want to add tennis balls to the bottom of the top cut a tennis ball put on the yeah I mean, I haven't needed anything like that since I got my knee done. That's how long it's been but yeah this This saddick and thank you to everybody who wrote in and Walt forwarded me, the sciatic help. So I do appreciate that. I got myself a tens unit, which is like almost like that ASMR that you talk about, like, you know, how you like the buzzing of the, the shears. Yeah,

it's like this pulsating like energy that good like that goes into your, like, I told you about this. Yeah. Yeah. You told me about the 10s. Yeah, you didn't get them told me about it. So I eventually did buy it. And yeah, you put these electrodes on your back and on the back of your leg or wherever it's hurting you, shoulders, and you can set it to different intensities. And I really want to shock Jimmy the hair guy.

I want to put it to it's my, it's because I know he's the guy that'll do it. I want to put it to its maximum intensity. And if he can do it for a certain amount of time. Yeah,, we used to do that wrestling like we had the big professional one. And like it was you had a hold one in each hand and they would just crack it like 10. Yeah, it's yeah, it's like I put it up to about six and I was like this is brutal. I don't know how you go to 10. You know, but yeah, I'm sure you be up for it. Yeah, yeah, he just hearing that he's like I'm in dude.

I'm in you I'm sure you'll be up for it. Yeah, yeah, he just hearing that he's like, I'm in dude. I'm in The stand in a little kitty pool water Yeah, but I don't know that yeah the concert was great I thought both Alice Cooper and zombie put on a very tight show It was a lot of fun and like you say like it really was like we have to do this again like next year And maybe not that exact concert, that exact venue, whatever. But I think even if it's not a concert, we should do it because it was so much fun. And I remember like, there was a time where the queue like me, you, Sal, Joe,

like Murray, Jiggy, like we all went out one night. And I remember Joe being like, this is so much fun. We should do this again. Never did it again. Never heard from anybody. Yeah, but it was. It's like in a moment. It's like this is so fucking great. But I guess it's just like arranging everybody's schedules getting it so everybody can go is, you know. Detroit was on top of it. He was. Troy was really on top of it. He did a great job. Yeah. Who thought of detectives detail oriented? I know right. Yeah, he did an awesome job and the the concert was fun. I'm trying to remember if there was anything else from it aside from. Oh, fuck, it just reminded me.

I'm supposed to pay pal him the money. I have a pay to. Oh, that's another like Walt Flanagan idiosyncrasy like Quirk where did somebody come and beat your ass because you owed them a dollar once because you are show up on like paying people back like Immediately in the moment like I like even Troy was saying like you like you're on your way to the hospital And you're like I'll get you the money don't worry Yeah, I mean this is a guy who's like But even Frank told me that you're like you you know, like when you stop by the quick checker or whatever, you're like, hey man, can you get me a candy bar?

Debt, I'm giving them the two dogs. Yes. I guess so. Like it's weird that like that's where your mind is in the moment that like Frank is a very, very good friend of yours. And while candy bar prices have gone up, I gotta say, we went to movie theater a couple weeks ago. We stopped by to buy candy at 7-Eleven.. I was like when the fuck did a candy bar start costing 219? Covid supply chains Covid and they're only king size you can't get like a normal size

Right. Yeah, yeah, and those are 290. I was I What when did you leave cute? He told me he was gonna do this Like did you even see Rob Zombie play? I did I saw it was the fifth Rob Zombie song that I didn't know Yeah, if he's not gonna do living dead girls some shit in this next song I got to go and Five songs went by and I didn't recognize a single song and it was so loud. Well, yeah, it was really loud That's the first thing when we walked in we were like whoa like the door was open and none of us had ear plugs in yet

And it was ministry so like they were really yeah, they were Yeah, it was too loud. So it was around the fifth song. I just you know, I just did what I did which is the Irish exit You know, but doesn't mean I don't love you and Well, he told me he was gonna do it and then like I looked around I was like he did it that masterful master Yeah, it was great, but a great time. Yeah, that was great. But at a great time, yeah, we got to do something like that. Yeah, that was fun. We should do something once a year like that. That was great.

Yeah, absolutely, man. Walt will be nice and hydrated. You actually, though, I remember another time you had a bet with your daughter that you didn't, you wouldn't drink soda for a month, then you drank water. Yeah, and eventually you went back. And I also have to admit the ugly truth that I'm just as addicted to substances as all you guys. Oh yeah.

They told me I'm addicted to caffeine. Really? Oh, really? What you put in a cold turkey? I didn't go. They told me to go cold turkey. Oh, and that's bad. Really?

On the Coke. She said, have your Coke. Have a half a cup of coke at lunch Mm-hmm have a quarter cup at dinner And then start to What's that that's what you normally drink out of a can anyway? No, that's So yes, it is so yeah, you drink those little nips. All right, so you don't feel better than us anymore You should you should still feel better I'll be cold turkey on the caffeine. On the caffeine.

And then I'll be able to lord it above everybody. OK. All right. I look forward to that. I'm a caffeine addict. I don't even have caffeine in the morning. Yeah, I didn't realize I was addicted to caffeine until I had raging headaches.

Yeah. And the week and I was just like, holy shit. It starts yelling. Where's my half a thing of soda? That happens to me. I got off the sugar, but sugar, to me, is the same thing where it's like, I'll try to go cold turkey,

and it's like, am I fucking simple? Like, why am I doing this? Like, little bit, little bit, little bit. I didn't even do it with the pills and shit. I wasn't cold turkey. And I was like, so with something like sugar, why not just like wean it down or caffeine? So you're not torturing yourself, you know?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's, you know, that, I told myself, I was like, I don't need like wean it down or caffeine? So you're not torturing yourself, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's, you know, that I'd sold myself, I was like, I don't need to wean it down. I'll just go cold turkey and then fucking the pound and headache was, you know what? The doctor said I should just wean it down. Yeah. I'm gonna have a doctor.

I'm gonna wean it down. Now there is a doctor in the house, being dehydrated, could it make you like, he was worried about throwing up in Frank's car? Could it have made him poop in Frank's car? Is that a possibility from the high-end? Well, if he passed out, I already lost all. I wasn't even. I, more likely to throw up than to lose his bells, huh? You're saying no chance. Not a chance. Not a chance. That's the thing. I was talking about here say, here, here, here's super human strength. But the doctor says if you passed out

and like you're not aware of what's going on, you should have just told me to anyway. That's tough to keep that car, right? It's tough to keep it in the car. That's the next patron. You could have pulled or thrown up in the car. I would have been fine. No, if he took a crap in the car,

you might have seen that. It's just say that now, but there's's no way and it's not even his car. It's Mary's car That on the drive home after like it's all over and you're on your way back home Yeah, you know down like I can't believe this we can't keep this car Yeah, there is no chance on the planet, though, that I was even nearing, you know, doing number two. No way. I definitely was like, I'm afraid I'm going to throw up and I don't want to throw up in her brand new car. You're okay with the Frank. You don't care. This is a guy who threw up on the birthday cake and was like, here you it. Yeah, it's a relative. I is a guy who threw up on the birthday cake and was like, here, eat it. Yeah.

It's a relative. I would be saying the same thing as you're saying right now. But I wouldn't have meant them. I wouldn't have meant them either. But it's a different story when it didn't happen. That's true, you're right. It's not easy.

It's not easy. I know you would, I know you genuinely feel that way, but it's so much easier to be like, it would have been fine, not a big deal. It would have been, you wouldn't have stopped talking about it. Oh, I wouldn't, but of course I, yeah, I definitely would have kept talking about it. I've got a little plaque to put on the dashboard.

Yeah, like if you accidentally used my car as a toilet, I can't swear that I would keep it. I might be like, I'm like, we'll see how it goes. We'll get it detailed and then from there, you know. Yeah, now there was no danger of that though Frank. Yeah. So yeah, that's the concert. It was a great time.

Even though some of us were hobbled away, whether it was because we were dehydrated or have sciatica or dance too much. Yeah, shoes. Yeah, those shoes. Yeah, I feel it made me feel bad for women in general where like the women cannot bear it by a pair of heels that doesn't tear their feet apart. Oh my God, you got to see Mary's feet. Oh the gross horrible. Yeah, they look like talons and I can't get all the feet off of all the shoes you wore. I can spray over there. You know you could sell that those photos.

Over feet? Oh yeah, so we're as National G-Grants. Over. Here we have a talent footed woman. I cannot believe that Mrs. Five puts up at this bullshit. She can't hear you by the way. Yeah, okay. She doesn't have any headphones on.

23 years. Q has come into your defense. Yeah, he's sticking out for you. Yeah. So, Q, we'll let you go. We know you're busy, but we wanted to get your input on that show. And it was. Yeah.

It was a great time. How's Boris? Boris is great. He's doing great, dude. I'll give you a full-bores update when I'm in But when I'm recording this week next I don't know what this week next few days. I'll be in okay I'll give full-bores update but guys, you know love talking to you. Sorry. I'm not there. It sounds like a fun one It's gonna be a fun one never is fun without you though one. It's going to be a fun one. Never is fun without you though. Yeah, I was down in Charleston. I just like just got back like minutes ago.

Oh, okay. Pleasure or business. Pleasure. My buddy Kevin Beagle lives down there. I went to see Beagle and I got I was playing theater there. So I stayed next for night and went to the theater and hung out with him and jigging and everything. It was great. Nice. Yeah, deal. Yeah, but I'm back home. I'm back now So I'll be in next week and look forward to it gentlemen. All right, homie. We'll talk to you soon You later. I'll go on kill. Okay later. Yes Okay, now More important than cue more important than anything else

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Nursery. What does it have to do with same shit? It's a flower shop. What does it have to do with Trump though? Or politics at all? Yeah. Like, why does it have to do with Trump though? Or politics at all? Yeah. Like, why would you allow yourself so?

Because some people are just so obsessed with politics. They can't. They can't not fucking deal with it, right? They can't. They can't. They have to bring it into every aspect of their life, including their business. Yeah, because there's another.

Obsessed with it. I would be surprised if this was the guy who owns the flower shop. There's another guy down the highway from us that has the sign out front that's like Trump's 2024. It's just a regular house. All kinds of, all kinds of Trump decorations and Trump this and Trump that. And I'm just, I'm just like, even if I was super into Trump, I wouldn't, I wouldn't go around telling everyone because I don't want my car ruined. I don't want the shit thrown at my house.

I want people to buy my flowers. So have you seen the RV? I've seen the RV. Yeah, I've seen the RV run. I'm not lately. It's a giant RV covered in, for Frank, it's a giant RV and the listeners. It's a giant RV covered in like Trump flags and they sell them and they just pull into like random gas station lots and like sell stuff for like a couple of hours

and then take off to a different location. Really? Yeah, that I kind of get. You're stumping for Trump. Like you're that, like you're old, you have your RV, you're like, I know what I'm going to do. I'm so into Trump that I'm going to decorate it in this Trump style and then I'm going to go around. And it's actually killed somebody. And try to like, grass root, they tried to kill somebody?

No, they killed somebody. The RV? No, the RV actually killed somebody. Did it? Yeah, it was involved in an accident. Really? Yeah, it wasn't aware of that. They killed somebody. The rb. No, the rb actually killed somebody. Did it? Yeah, it was involved in an accident. Really? Yeah, it wasn't aware of that. I wonder if it's for sale.

No, they're still going around with it, yeah. Oh, really? Yeah. Would you keep the Trump stuff on it? If I got a good deal. Yeah. You're like, the only way we'll sell it, too. Yes, sir.

But did anyone throw up inside it? No. No, I'll take it. Yeah, but I thought that was pretty weird that this flower store because there's no other business Like there are businesses that are like LGBTQ friendly and that kind of stuff like like the safe stuff the stuff that everybody's behind Right, but something like trombos like this is it this is it but you don't really see people there all that much It's also I don't really see people there all that much. I don't see a lot of people shopping there

Yeah, I rarely ever do see the cars in there. It's also very out of place in our area, but when me and Frank, we went to the Carolinas, there are stores that literally call Trump's store. Right, that's what they sell. That's the name of the store, and it's just Trump item. So it's way out of place here in Jersey though,

but maybe not in other parts of the country. Well, even like where we live, we're central in New York, but if you go up north of us, that's all you see is flags and stickers and everything. It's crazy. Yeah. Well, I got to, this is not Trump related, but I do wonder. Let's say that, let's say Frank Mary was like, hey, I have a friend coming into town. I need you to pick her up at the airport We're gonna have to leave like 630 in the morning get there by 730 pick him up because this is a situation with Mary Beth's parents

They came in from Vegas Go to pick him up. More than a friend. So they're a little bit more than a friend. Okay. We're more than friends doc. I mean you know so so we got there and of course flights are never on time. So we're waiting and I was like, well, what's the flight info? Well, she never sent it to me. So now we only know that it's on spirit. And like as we're driving to the airport, spirit airline flight is coming in. It's exactly the right time. And she's like, there they are. Oh! Yeah, turns out it wasn't them. Turns out it wouldn't be them for another 24 hours. Yeah, that's right, that audible gas

that I hope everyone heard. How much is safer? Half hour? Oh, my God. But it's an hour to get up there and rush hour traffic. Yeah, rush hour traffic. Did you learn when you were there that they weren't gonna come for the next day

or was like, they're not here half hour a mile? Well, no, no, no, yeah. I'm like, hey man. We're not in that plane, we're done. No, we were waiting around, waiting around, and I'm like, I'm getting out of the car. I'm stretching my leg, walking around, and Mary Beth finally calls,

and you know, she put it on speaker, and I hear her mom say, hello. And Mary Beth's like, what, what are you doing? Where are you? She's like, sleeping. And I'm like, I doubt she's sleeping on that fucking plate. I really doubt it. And turns out Mary Beth was off by 24 hours.

Now, I didn't get mad because I feel like that's the kind of thing you just, you took away in your back pocket. You don't get mad, you get even. Yeah, you use it for later on. Yeah, I'm like Pam and Edgar coming in on a flight. Why don't you go get them? Would it an Arraigia wall? Would you give them some shit? No, lately. Yeah, I that wouldn't move my needle. No, it's not it wouldn't be enough to even get me. That wouldn't move my needle. No, it's not it wouldn't be enough to even get me You know, he is so used to people messing up almost 24 hours a day in the store

People as I do I mean the only thing we've been getting up early. That's pretty early But you know other than that that would be probably you know, what else I got to do Are you Are you in the same boat? Not that you're wrong. Are you getting up? Are you sleeping? Are you getting up? Are you just staying up for the night before? Well, I've been drinking so much water that like,

I'm up at 6.30, believe it or not. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm up at 9.30. And I'm up at 10.30. Yeah, so, yeah, so I probably would have been, but it wouldn't easy to get me up on my new water regiment. Native Americans used to do that before a large battle. They would drink water so they could get up early and get a jump on their enemy. Within the other Native Americans do too. Because I had to take a piss. Yeah. So the insure that you didn't have the Kalon clocks back in those days. I mean, mattress wet. Shit. Where did you hear this?

Simpsons. Yeah, I wouldn't know if that's, you know, historically accurate. I don't know why I think of this kind of stuff regarding you, Walt, but I'm just like, oh, man, Walt's going to love this story. This was from theguardian.com. And Atlanta, Georgia, Georgia flight took off. Did you hear about this? Delta flight returns after passenger has diarrhea quotes all the way through and quotes plain. Passengers rebore to plane the Spain after eight hour delay while social media post described flight crew

Mopping up the mess and there's footage of it if you want to see it. If you're interested in seeing it, yeah, we looked it up. I'm good. Footage has emerged of the onboard a medical emergency, the onboard medical emergency that forced a US airliner back to Atlanta only two hours into its flight to Spain, a messy trail of diary left by a struggling passenger. From what I understand, you know, passengers reported, reportedly including the one suffering diarrhea or allowed to reward after an eight hour delay. So what happened was the person was in the bathroom.

I don't know why they came crashing out of the bathroom nude and took and where that's what they said. That's the report that I heard was that they were nude and they were like, they went up the aisle, trailing diarrhea the whole way all over like the carpet all over Everything and the flight crew said they did their best to mop up the mess with a paper towels and a sentence is affected But that only had the fact of making the plane smell of vanilla shit one passenger said Another described the cabin crew placing an absorbent paper runner over the aisle and passengers had the climb over seats to avoid it as they left the plane. So if you're first of all, you're super unfortunate to be in like the 26th row to begin with.

But then if you're like, okay, now there's shit from here all the way up to the front and I got a climb over seats. Like how do you do that if you're like an octogenarian or something? You're like some old person. Just sitting there and smelling it for the rest of the flight. How old are those there? Yeah, because it's not like they took off and so is like, and like they turn around and go, about two hours each way. So four hours of that stuff, man.

I'm sure they got like $200 vouchers. But you also got, I mean, I'm sorry for the person. You have to also realize, it's not like that person want it to do that. Yeah, I don't know Man, some people are weird. Some people like they get their kicks doing shit like that. No pun intended Automatically jumped to that this was like some sort of like fantasy that they were living out but they came out of that And we're doing it. That's what they said. I don't know

I don't think they were like, you know, like how you hear some people, like, hey, you jumped up on the drink cart and popped a squat, that kind of stuff. I think it's just like, they just came out maybe like, maybe they had like some sort of like, issue like brain issue, and they were like, oh, I have it or something,

like we're even aware. I had something similar happened to me and I thanks getting dinner. I'm good. Yeah. We were, we were, we were, we were, we were, we were, we. No, no, we were we were a shit all over the place. We were we were at my

Ants house and she was just on the verge of having severe dementia and All of a sudden we're you know around the table and she was coming back and forth from the kitchen and then we just start smelling something and She had lost her bowels and didn't even realize it on the floor. So, like I had to run out of the place because the smell was like I was like dry heaving. And he left it for who the, who in the family then had to like suck it up and be like, okay, I'm gonna be the one who's there or this.

Her daughter. And you're not close enough for you or like. I was like eight years old. Oh, okay. I'm okay. Yeah. You get the pass, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought you were like I was like eight years old. Oh, okay. Yeah, you get the pass. Isn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought you were talking about last Thanksgiving. No, no, no, no, no. Yeah, so it was it was it was it was tough because it's these two stories make me think they've

ever reacted. Maybe I shouldn't call the ambulance. Maybe I just should have. I could have gotten you to the hospital way faster than the ambulance was. I didn't know where it was. I don't know what that is. The hospital, I had the hospital in the GPS. But it was like, when I called the ambulance, being from New York, I didn't know even where I was. I had to run out to the curb and tell them

the cross streets of where I were, where we were. So I could have definitely got really close to to a hospital like three miles. And he would have only charged it $400. Oh yeah, yeah, half the price. Was there any party of Frank that just wanted to like take charge of the situation and be like sit back while they got this?

I, you know what, I, if I got nervous when he was sitting and he raised his hand up and called me over. And I'm like, what's up? And he goes, I think you better call somebody. And I was like, like who, like an ambulance? Like I didn't know who he wanted to call. And then he was like, yeah, then I'm like, what's up? And he goes, I think you better call somebody. And I was like, like, who? Like an ambulance? Like, I didn't know you were calling. And anyways, like, yeah, then I was like, oh my god, then it's like shit got real. Right. And would you have done it if you were in the Ford? What? Oh, you went for the hospital and the police said you're

after either car. I would have bolted to the hospital. But what do you say? He needed an ambulance. And I was like, something must really be wrong. We'll call them. What had you eaten like what would have ended up on their floorboards? Uh, pizza. Oh, that's not so bad. It's a slice of pizza. Oh, that's not the thing. He could have handled that. Yeah.

Yeah. No water. Next time. Next time you're throwing up in the car. Next time I'll definitely just let her rip. Okay. I have to correct myself remember Remember, we're talking about that guitar from American musical. You've been talking about it for a while. Yeah, I know. Well, it's it's almost it's done, right? Isn't it almost done? They're just they're they're

working on the contest now because they don't like my idea of the song parody contest because that doesn't open it up to everyone. They want everybody to have a chance, which makes more sense. So we're going to use a song parody contest for something else in conjunction with American musical which has not paid for a spot this this week but I have to say I ordered something from them Wednesday I got it in less than 24 hours it's better in Amazon it's fucking better than Amazon I was stunned suck it pesos you could take a page out of American musicalical.com's book because they fucking turn that shit around quick. I was rocking out less than 24 hours Frank. That's what you want to hear right? You don't even know what the fuck I'm

talking about. Yeah I do. Yeah. I play the guitar. All right. All right. Yeah. What else do we got? Well I can't talk about this one because sage is here. I got to go to another fucking blocktober concert. You believe this shit? Oh, I got to go to another fucking blocktober concert. Do you believe this shit? Oh, I got to talk quietly because of the other people going with her in the room. And they don't know you don't like it. I don't know. Are you sure you're not sure? Are you sure? Are you sure that I'm surprised you're not telling everybody how bad I don't want to go. I don't care. When Mary Beth told me she was like, yeah, my parents are going to go. I'm like like cool. Why don't you just buy two more tickets? Why do I still have to go this is a family band, right?

Now I do a paid for the damn ticket unless I could scalp it scalp it in front of the Theater old school. Yeah, just make sure you have the right date Yeah, I know right now the concert was yesterday There's a speaking of dates. There's a date tonight going on. Get them in Frank. Oh, I know. I heard about this day. I tried to invite Frank Overs.

Like, sorry, spoken for. That's exactly what I said to him. Oh, I said it. I, I have to say I have never seen get a more excited, more happy. It's nice. It's all giddy. And I am about going to a buffet, a Chinese restaurant buffet.

Yes. And I mean, he is jacked. Yeah, I, yeah, I, as you're going. I am, it's funny because he texted me like three weeks ago, like we were having a conversation right along. It was in a middle of the night and he was a something about Chinese buffet. And then before we knew it, he, I don't know if you drove there and got the picture of the sign. No, I took a picture of the sign already. Like you

can't get in your photo album, yes, of when they open. And the next time I was going to be down and it was a big problem because I was going to get down here for lunch. Yeah. And I was like, I'll pay for the difference if that's okay. That's at the point and I was like, so now it's a big thing. What is the difference between lunch and dinner before? Like, five to six dollars. Oh, okay.

But five dollars. So, then why did you mention it if it's not a big deal? But they, I don't eat this. This is a big deal. It is a big deal. Yeah, you're right. I don't eat the stuff that's on the dinner menu, which is like crab legs and stuff like that.

So what? You're not paying for it anyway. I'm paying for you. Okay. Yeah. It's the principle of the thing. You want those crab legs? I don't.

I don't want the crab legs. So I don't feel like I should pay for them because I'm not going to avail myself of them. But you're not going to avail yourself of every single thing on the lunch buffet either. On the dinner menu, I will. On the dinner menu, you will. Yes, but the lunch menu.

And you and you and you have texted us earlier in the day and you were like, hey, you guys want to come over after we record and have some pizza at my house. And I had to like quickly jump in because I knew this man would have been devastating. Yeah, well, we'll tie your back. Yeah, you know what, get him, I'm not going to hit the Chinese buffet tonight.

I don't know what the reaction like the end of Adam. Oh Yeah, it would have been top five. Would have been devastation. Yes Talking about it because the lunch was everybody. He tells strangers. Yeah, that he's going to the Chinese buffet with Frank five Right, yeah, I told the new Ron this morning Yeah, we just we just saw new Ron. Yeah, he's the new Ron this morning. Yeah, we just saw new Ron. He's out there smoking a cigar, he's usual. I think that Frank don't take this the wrong way. I think that he's very excited to go with you

because your equally as gluttonous as he is. He knows that like, he goes with me, like Walt and he gonna eat shit. I might eat one or two things. He doesn't want me anywhere near the place. I don't think you want to be near the place. I don't know from the car wall. But there's a lot of people you don't want near the place like he even Mary's not allowed to go

I heard he told her he could she could go walk around the goodwill And a hard-referate like two or three hours and I and I like I'm happy for again I'm cuz he's excited about this. He needs something exciting in his life right right for you But I do have to it is is weird though, because he's like kind of like holding it over Jimmy to hair guys head. But he's not going. He can't go. And I'm like, well, why can't he go? Because he won't eat. He's like a foot, like, I don't want to say what he said for the parents, but he's like a peen right rhymes with hmm-hmm, Hussie Mary Beth mom has Mary Beth mom has called me that the the people were at least three times since she's been here So they're okay with it

I'm like, well why what does it matter if Jimmy eats like a bird and you and Frank put the place out of business Right, what difference does it make? He's like no Jimmy's got to earn his right at the table exactly I don't understand this mindset because he's not lying. He's I've seen it. Same strange place. It's that he lives by and abides by that he's forcing upon other people. Right. But I've seen him.

It's like he had two spoonfuls of baby food. He tapped out. He couldn't even finish two. Okay. Like Castle Spiders. All right. You don't want Jimmy there at the table because he can't eat like you guys can.

But I don't agree with the fact that you can't wait to like text him that you guys are there and be like, where are you from? Well, that's what you're looking forward to. And we can't wait for it to fall in his face. Jimmy's the sweetest mother. I want him to prove this off his face. I'll translate for Walt.

He's the sweetest mother fucker out there. Why, why on earth are you trying to make him feel bad about not? I'm trying to help help him elevate his game. There's a motive. He's a motive eating him by yelling at him. Not yelling, but not yelling at him. Is going to make him eat more? Yes.

He has a very small stature though. But he tells me all the time that he can eat all this stuff. But there's a caveat. It's like I can eat a lot of food if there's no cameras on me. Or he just wants to go with you. He wants to be, he wants to go with you, and you're like, no. And I don't know why.

I don't know why you're doing this to poor Jimmy. Jimmy the hairpin. I want you to have fun. But I don't want you to have fun at Jimmy's, you know, expense. That is peril. Jimmy can prove his worth. Why?

It doesn't make any sense on any level because I can't enjoy myself if he's sitting there like like pecking at peas. Okay. And like eating them. Why does it affect your enjoyment? It just does. I can't explain it.

So like there's all this pressure on me now to the show. You got to. Well, it's your own fault. You're like, I just ate fucking 150 clams. Yeah, I know he was like, you can fight me out. Out of the day here to do this. I mean, this is like my honeymoon. Who is that dude? Who's that dude?

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Like if you think about it, like the one you see from Ethiopia. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like when I saw Jimmy in that diaper at the gathering of the jugalos, I was like, he looks like a toddler, like a little boy. I'm like, but he's hanging up to the wall

and he's walking. He's walking. He texted me. He's like, I'm going to go do an eating challenge. And I could saw tomorrow. And then I didn't hear anything from him. So I got worried. Because I got worried. Like, maybe he got worried.

I was. You're not worried. But then I kind of knew the reason he didn't message me about it was because he failed. Epic fail. He got like two bites in and it burns. His ability to overdose on food should not be the reason that you shun him or not.

There's so many other reasons. We're even taking a step further and like mock him for not being included. And if he didn't hear this and he will, you really think that he would be like, you know what I got my game. Yes You and your fever logic you believe that he's gonna be like wow, they don't like I am Mickey. He is rocky I'm pushing him you really think that like he would go from point A to point B from like well, they didn't invite me It's because I don't eat enough or he'd be like they wouldn't invite me because hey, they don't like me

Well, he's not invited to this because it's just, you know, we didn't wait. It's a date kind of. Yeah, we didn't wait. It's just us two. Yeah, we didn't wait. We didn't plan around him. What?

Hey, you send him a text, hey, Jimmy, we're going to do Chinese, but Faye, Faye, do you want to come? He's told me that he has, usually, it's a hard out time. And it's for the lunch man. This doesn't matter what you say. He is going to have a reason or an excuse as to why Jimmy the hair guy is in there.

I can guarantee you why he's celebrating him. Jimmy can back this up. Then he has a, it was like, I said, we can go do the lunch thing, but you just got to prove yourself. And how's he going to do that to you? So we've, we're trying to organize a thing on the group chat where we go to Applebee's for the Oikini boneless wings. And if he can prove that he can eat a fair amount of boneless wings.

That you're gonna decide what a fair amount is. If it's more than two or three, yes, that's a fair amount. I think you can do more than two or three. I would like to see two or three plates. Oh, plates. I would like to. But if he puts a concerted effort in, then... Well, you don't think he put an effort in and any other past attempts, he just isn't capable

of doing it. He did fail on the picture. He didn't like excluding people because they're not capable of doing something. Eating as much as I think they should eat. And it has no effect on me at all. It's not like, it's not like, it's not like I own the place and get him

to bring somebody that is gonna put me out of business. That I would be like, God damn it, why do I have to bring this guy who can eat someone? Yeah, yeah, like he's bringing somebody who eats like a bird and It wouldn't it wouldn't affect me either way I But then you feel bad when you're sitting there struggling food in your mouth and they're just sitting there like Feel worse Jimmy because he didn't get the invite or you because you're Your fucking face me I

Don't think so this is very weird. This is weird than I thought it was like when you were like Yeah, he's really looking forward to it. I was like all right. I get it But like I didn't I didn't know it was on this level though. Yeah me neither Oh, it's I say on a scale of one to 10 his his excitement level. Yeah It's if it's not 10. It's really it's really close. Yeah, it's really close I used to I used to work it around I was called payday buffet day. So every payday I would go to the buffet Because I you know I got my head money in my account It probably was at a nine book. I want to exclude a gemmy a bagged it up to a 10

I knew it was close to a 10 because last night I came by here last night to work on something and watch the football game and Rob came by too. And in the middle of watching the football game, get him to start dancing and see, going to the Chinese buffet. I was like, oh my God. That's what I do. Too much despair. Neither needs a life.

Yeah. Or he loves. Yeah, he loves that much. I don't love him. And I wasn't aware of him. I don't know who he was. Or I loved him a thing that much. Yeah, it's got to be a combination of all three.

Yeah, yeah. Frank, I almost feel like you're duty bound to cancel out of him and come on over for pizza. Just to teach him a lesson about disappointing to me. I have it. And I know with Gidham, but I know he'd be like, you haven't earned it. Yeah.

No, I worry about like this smells, because there is fishy smells there, and I'm not sure he can take that. You know what for you? I know what I'm lying. I wouldn't do fishy smell. It's not even for you. Like I would almost. I wouldn't do fishy smell. It's not even for you. I would almost guarantee there's like a fishy smell to the pizza

that you would just be like, oh, I'm here to this. How late is this place open to? You're there, though, no matter what. You're closing, just going tonight. I think like nine? Nine? 10. Oh, so it's late. All right. So we're not going to miss it no matter what.

No. No. Okay. You're safe, don't worry. You You come on over for more pizza afterwards if you want Amazing, we're so hungry. We're throws up a Mary's car There you go. Yeah, Mary Beth likes all that shit. I don't like Chinese food. Oh, it's a peanut butter chicken. That's my that's my that's your jam. That's my crack chicken, that's my, that's my, that's your jam. That's my crack, yeah. That's my crack. Frank, my last question for the day is, you know, you're in a, you're working a university setting.

So you're exposed to more woke type shit than I am. Yep. Where anybody else around here actually is. So is it still PC to call somebody a drugie? Wow. Why can you get away with call? Because I was watching that we were watching World Wildest Police Chases yesterday on YouTube. And you remember John Bennell?

Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure you remember. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I'm John Bennell. And these guys are a bunch of crazy motherfuckers driving around. Yeah, this guy thinks he's going to get away. Right.

But what he doesn't know is, the officers are way ahead of him. Yeah. So he's like, this drug he doesn't know, which end is up or something like that. I was like I wonder like It's very dismissive like like if the guy was drunk. Would you what do you call him an alky? Right, I don't think you can get away with it now. I think you can still call people drug these I think it can't We're the lowest of the low who cares about hurting a drug ease feelings. I think you can pretty much drop drug e and you're not really going to be like

there's not going to be any blowback. I don't like that. That's the D word. I remember it was in the opening seasons of cops. He busted a house in Florida. He confiscated their Corvette and then he called them on like one of the Zach Morris cell phones and left them a voice mail, left them a ring, a answering machine message like, Hey, this is John Benel with the Florida police. If you're wondering where

your car are and your drugs are, we took them somehow. I mean, we made plenty of phone calls on comic book man. I feel like it wasn't real. If they're, if they're, they show the answering machine. So, if there's one of those things for like, you know how they send like, you know, like, hey, if they, people have a worn out and they send like out these masks, things like, hey, you just want a lottery or you just want something. Right, right. If they ever did, if the kid has a worn out

and they use the fucking buffet, it's the incentive to get them in. Yeah, there's no chance he can resist. Get him to go in the syncing. I got to scout it out first. I got to scout it out first. This is something, man. I don't like, I have favorite restaurants.

A lot of people, I know I have favorite restaurants, but nothing like this. Nothing where it's like orgasmic. I've never seen this as a whole new level for me. Could you imagine if I was like, hey Frank, you know what? You were like, hey, you want to, hey, you want to go back to that C.C. And I've been, if I was like, hey, not for not the Frank, I hope you're not offended, but you didn't need enough C.C.'s pieces. So I really don't want to go with you.

How? You would be totally murdered. And then later on when you were there, you texted him to let him know that you were enjoying your time without him. I'm with Jimmy the hair guy. I'm with somebody else, say, right, look at how much pizza Jimmy ate. It would be weird, right? I heard from a third party that Cece is dog shit pizza. Well, you've heard from fucking the horse's mouth. It's not.

All right. Who's the hair party? I'm saying I'm getting conflicting reports. Who's this third party? I don't want to say. As a man who's eaten pizza his whole life, who you put? I believe you.

Who's word you're going to, I know you're married and you don't want to, and now you've got to sleep, live with the person, but who's, who's, who's, who's pregnant? Because her parents are here the whole weekend. I'm willing to argue the whole fucking time. I'm on wallside. That was Steve Day. Woo!

Steve's for life. I'm willing to argue the whole fucking time. I'm on wallside. Townsteam day. Woo! CCs for life. Oh!